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Astronaut Reid Wiseman The Next Bachelor? · The Cubby and Christine Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, I have some astronaut dad jokes. I'll do
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  Speaker 1: those in just a minute. It's one of six pointy
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  Speaker 1: seven l FM with Kubby and Nina and for Christine
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  Speaker 1: and I bring up the astronaut dad jokes because you're
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  Speaker 1: kicking things off with an astronaut story. A guy that
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people, you know, they think he's a
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  Speaker 1: handsome man. He just got from the Moon trip Artemis.
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  Speaker 2: Two, Artemis two, the Commander read Wiseman. He's the one
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  Speaker 2: who you know, everybody was really paying attention to when
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  Speaker 2: he they dedicated something in the moon, like a this
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  Speaker 2: is how much I follow that? Well, yeah, yeah, they
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  Speaker 2: dedicated something to his late wife. He's a really handsome,
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  Speaker 2: accomplished guy and astronaut.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously, they named a crater after his ex wife and
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  Speaker 1: he's xy. I'm sorry late his late wife. My apologies,
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  Speaker 1: but it was a very very emotional moment.
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  Speaker 3: And everybody's kind. You know, he's having a moment.
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  Speaker 2: ABC execs now reportedly considering to ask him to be
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  Speaker 2: the next Bachelor.
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  Speaker 1: Producer Chris and I were talking about this off the air.
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  Speaker 1: We're like, no, no, no, just there's so much stuff
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  Speaker 1: that can go wrong.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, don't do it, don't do it. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: he could find somebody with that show, you think, right,
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  Speaker 3: don't you think?
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  Speaker 1: And especially what they went through a moment ago with
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  Speaker 1: that whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: What kind of women would they have to recruit? They
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  Speaker 2: can't recruit the same kind of people.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, to be fair, To be fair, right,
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  Speaker 3: you got to go to like Dartmouth or something.
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  Speaker 1: I just think so many things just it opens up
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  Speaker 1: a can of worms, and.
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  Speaker 2: That astronauts become celebrities. There's no way he's got to
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  Speaker 2: have better things to do. Well.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think he has anything in his past, but
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  Speaker 1: you know, you know, you don't know what's gonna come up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he may. He seems like a good dude.
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  Speaker 2: Do they do like they don't they do deep research
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  Speaker 2: on those people? Remember the Bachelor that just got you know, canned.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, they didn't do they
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  Speaker 1: didn't go that deep. And then they found out you
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  Speaker 1: could have googled that, right, right, So I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I say, you're fine on your own. But if it
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  Speaker 1: does happen, I guarantee you it'll be big. It'll be
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  Speaker 1: a popular show.
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  Speaker 3: He is fifty though he could do the Golden Bachelor.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe really at fifty.
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  Speaker 1: No, you're not golden until fifty five, right.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Sixty I'm looking at your head.
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  Speaker 1: When do you become?
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  Speaker 3: When does the Golden Bachelors start up?
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  Speaker 2: Fifty year olds on the Regular Bachelor?
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like they're always in their twenties or early thirties?
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  Speaker 3: Are they not?
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  Speaker 1: Sixty five? Sixty? A producer a sixty five?
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  Speaker 3: So there's like a gab.
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  Speaker 1: So I'll be fifty five in June. I got ten
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  Speaker 1: more years until I'm golden.
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  Speaker 3: So you're like silver right now, copper, but not a bachelor.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, if athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missilete?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, that's my job. Yeah, doing a job today.
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  Speaker 1: How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep? Tell
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  Speaker 1: us your rocket? Your rocket? That is what you do?
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  Speaker 3: Hilarious?
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  Speaker 1: Alright, And finally, what is an astronaut's favorite part of
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  Speaker 1: a computer?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: The space bar? The space bar, everybody, And we will
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  Speaker 1: wrap things up with a giveaway.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have the copy?
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  Speaker 1: Because I sure don't.
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  Speaker 3: I do all right?
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  Speaker 1: One one hundred two two two one oh sixty seven.
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  Speaker 1: What's a rocket scientist's favorite time to eat? I don't launchtime, launchtime.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you everybody,