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The Episode They Didn't Want You to Hear · Tigs Bits Podcast

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  If we get no more like well, we're you're props.
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  Never mind, this doesn't this doesn't affect your good amazing
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  it. Doesn't like, you know, now this
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  new, this new blazing Internet that I have yeah, finally
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  getting what I've been paying for Internet like at least we
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  have that have that sorted out. Oh, we're live, huh?
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  We are, yeah. Yeah.
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  You know, I just. Yeah, that's just kind of how
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  you do sometimes, ain't it? We like to just drop us online
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  to do it, then just let us know. It's, I get to control the
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  button on this end. So whenever we're talking, I'm
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  like, you know what this should be?
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  This is a. Great, that control, don't you?
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  Come in because you want to let it build for a couple minutes
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  before we really start to dive in.
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  We got our peeps in here #1 Stacy was fired up early this
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  morning. When Stacy.
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  G. Stacy G is in the house.
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  She says pride, passion and patience.
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  Pride, passion and patience. I love that commercial.
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  I mean, yeah. It's good he started changing.
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  I don't know is it though. It's actually, I can't ever get
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  it right. It's I think it's passion drive
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  and performance. No passion, drive and patience.
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  I think that's what it actually is.
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  I thought was three PS2, but I think it's there's APDP.
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  So the DBDDP we got APDP. Speaking of, yeah, it's it's one
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  of those it's just a word twister thing.
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  What do they call those deals where like somebody said that
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  the little fairy that would dot the I in Disney or whatever like
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  that, that never a Mandela effect that that never existed.
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  Oh yeah, I'm thinking that pride, passion and patience is
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  the Mandela. Effect of Bubba.
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  I think so too. You're right.
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  I think you're exactly right. Yeah.
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  Yeah, that's that's that's what you call that.
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  I know what you're saying because that's what it felt like
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  and that's what it sounded like and I believed it to that's.
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  Right, that's right, Xerxes says no Jr.
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  He is out of here. You may want.
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  To stick. Around you may want to stick
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  around there sees if Jr. joins us tonight and it is a a monster
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  if big if because if he joins us, he's in the middle of doing
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  his work. He's in the middle of a job.
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  He is if he's able to join us, he is on stage.
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  Justin Moore, he's in the middle of a show.
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  Yeah. Justin Moore is literally he on
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  stage right as we speak. Yeah, he's on a stage right now.
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  So it'll be if he does join us, it'll be epic.
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  It would be unbelievable. You really don't want to miss
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  like we don't know what's going to happen.
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  We don't know what's going to happen at all, making any
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  promises because no, no, zero. I'd put probably 5 to 7% chance,
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  but I tell you this, I'll put 100% chance if it happens.
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  Oh yeah, that's a fact. That is 100% the fact.
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  He sent us a little video today, another teaser.
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  Sadly, we can't give it away. We'll get him to get us a video
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  that we can give away. But we got to see that pimp tour
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  bus that you guys will be hearing about on our on our
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  Bubba podcast coming out tomorrow, it looks.
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  Like brand new tour. I think it's Oh my God, that's
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  ridiculous. Brand new tour bus they just got
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  so that's why that we saw when we were doing the the cornhole
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  toss, that was the old bus, right?
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  That was the old but yeah, OK, yeah, that was the old.
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  I mean, and we say old. I mean, they're all, I mean, I
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  say old, right? That thing is.
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  Super nice. Very.
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  Very nice whoever got that bus. They just got the newest, latest
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  and greatest. Latest and greatest it was
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  really it was very impressive so clean the lighting you know
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  those things have man wow just. Unbelievable.
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  All that Arkansas stuff and there's, I don't care what who a
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  fan you're that is dude, you know what I mean?
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  Odd stuff on the wall, whoever. You're a fan of but their logo
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  with that kind of lighting, you're going to love it.
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  Oh, my God. Yeah.
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  No, it looks good. It looks good.
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  I got to admit. The Arkansas logo is very clean
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  with like a white background. Like it just looks Alabama's
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  logo. It's something about the red and
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  the white just. I agree.
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  Troy does too. Troy disagree with you when they
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  do that. Yeah, it's a good.
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  It's a good. It's a good.
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  Visual it is. It is kind of like our really
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  good visual. We like to keep it that way.
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  Around here. We have Mr. Paul Rogers, Paul
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  Rogers in the house. Paul.
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  House Rogers, if you need him, folks.
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  Rainy. Rainy is in the rainy.
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  Yes. What's up?
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  Welcome. Glad y'all here guys, we
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  appreciate the heck out of y'all because this this that's what
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  this shows this show, this Thursday night stream deal.
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  This ain't for us just to do a show.
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  This is for y'all to come in and like help, you know, push a few
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  things and drive a few things and and, and let's talk about
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  some stuff and look at there Jason Hilton, who I thought was
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  going to come join us at props tonight.
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  I was even prepared, you know, like I brought backup stuff.
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  I already had the I could have twist.
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  I brought two lights. I could twist one light around.
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  Oh my God. You had my ready for the handy
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  dandy stand, the beautiful. I just didn't have the mic out.
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  It would have. I could have been set up within
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  60 seconds if he was showing up, you know?
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  Get on the. Road we need extra.
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  Work. No, I'm playing dude.
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  He he sent me a message. I'd never heard back from him.
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  He was about 24 miles away. We were talking about this just
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  before we went live. You're like, is Hilton coming?
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  Is Hilton going to show up? I was like, I I don't, I don't
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  know. I checked my phone and then I I
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  got messages from him. He was at the beach.
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  I'm like, dude, and he's in Panama City.
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  I get it. Man, brother, as you and I know
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  you're not driving back to Hammock Bay to Freeport, FL,
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  that's on Panama City Beach. It's 45 minutes.
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  Especially when you they just arrived today, they were at the
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  beach. So they came through here, went
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  all the way down there, golden hour set up, got on the beach
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  golden hour too. What he should have done is
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  planned his trip better and and I told the family hold on we're.
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  Pulling in here, Slow it down in mobile, yeah.
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  Get you, get you a food truck out here.
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  Enjoy this and then we'll slide into Panama City out.
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  There, here, babe Lacy. Yeah, it really is.
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  It's gorgeous, but you know it will be coming back.
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  Through at some point in time and and and we'll we'll come and
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  see it. Hopefully he stops by.
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  Told him there's a good general store there right next door to
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  props. It has all kinds of stuff so you
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  need to let me go check it out. Oh, all kinds of stuff.
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  Hey, Brantley, before we go any further, I'm going to go ahead
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  and give a big giant shout out to a couple of people here.
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  One person. First of all, we set up our
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  Venmo thing. You know, we're not out like
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  promoting it highly, but like it's there, man.
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  Mike wants to donate the show. You can like, you know, it's not
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  a, it's not going to be like a big part of what we talked
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  about, but I, we appreciate the heck out of it.
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  First person, we have Mr. Sean Massey, Sean Massey with $20 on
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  the Venmo, our very first donation to the show.
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  Sean, we appreciate you. And then we have Mr. John Coseca
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  with $100 on the Venmo diesel horn in here.
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  But you know what's bad? As I was bringing my my bullhorn
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  and it has a siren on it. And I was going to do the siren
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  and I looked and I left my bullhorn sitting right.
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  I mean, dude, I was so organized and ready to go.
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  It's just sitting right there. I never right, right sitting
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  right at the end of the couch where I was staging everything.
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  So we will have to get something like that.
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  But behind me, I don't know. If you'll notice, there is a
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  picture up there on the wall, Mr. John Costa Deca and there's
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  a picture there of Mr. Sean Massey.
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  So I'm going to add these donation amounts real quick
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  underneath their names up here on the glass behind me for the
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  rest of the show. We appreciate y'all this.
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  Is how it starts. Eventually, eventually we will
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  have an electronic scoreboard. Well, once we get to once we get
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  to 1000 subscribers, which we're getting close to on YouTube and
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  we have enough watch hours, which we're getting close to
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  also on YouTube. So hit that like button, share
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  this right now, take the share button, put it on social media,
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  wherever you're at, get them over here to YouTube.
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  But we will start doing this and it'll be that's going to be a
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  lot of fun. We will incorporate an
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  electronic scoreboard at some point place, but you got to
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  start somewhere, baby. Thank you.
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  Thank you guys. Now we, we appreciate it helps
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  to pay some of these subscriptions and stuff like
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  this that. We absolutely.
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  It really, really helps to support the show.
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  We formed the LLC. Your boy over here, your boy
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  over there, and your boy on a stage somewhere is happy to not
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  be coming fully out of pocket. Everything just to do this.
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  All it's going to do is help us to get our content bigger,
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  better, stronger, upgrade our equipment.
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  I already have thoughts with some of this Venmo money that
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  we've got that would be an immediate impact.
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  Blasey, we will talk about that off of the air.
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  We're not going to go into a Seth and Bubba uncensored
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  situation here, but we maybe we should full.
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  Internal it's not. That big a deal?
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  You give me a killer cut it. So no, we're not, but also
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  listen all y'all man, I mean watching the show liking
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  subscribing to that is so like that.
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  That's first and foremost like what we appreciate more than
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  anything, man. So that thank you all for
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  listening. Thank you all for sharing.
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  Thank you all for telling your friends and your friends friends
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  to tell people man, like a multi level marketing deal.
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  That's what we appreciate the most.
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  So like and it helps. Anything you can do to help
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  support the show, we help you. Never really know, but you get
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  one share from somebody and that goes to 100 people and then you
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  get it's, it's exactly so like it can be kind of like a pyramid
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  scheme in a way is the way social media is.
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  But we've had a lot of views lately on a lot of videos.
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  It really is. Put out, which means we're
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  putting out good content. Obviously we have.
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  Timothy. Fitzpatrick joining us from
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  Baltimore, MD. Timothy in the house, I mean,
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  reaching Baltimore. Thanks for joining Timothy.
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  Baltimore, MD Mana, I love Baltimore.
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  I went there one time and God, weirdest night of my life, but
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  it was fun. Me and me and a buddy of mine,
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  we went to Baltimore and I'll tell you this quick story.
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  We're I bought a car online and a buddy of mine, JD flew with me
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  to pick up this car and it was in Connecticut.
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  We spent the night one night in New York with a friend of ours
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  that lived in Manhattan. That's another story.
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  I'll skip by that one. And then we're driving back and
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  say, hey, let's go to Baltimore. And I think it was a either
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  Sunday night or Monday night because I know Baltimore was
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  playing, but I think they were played.
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  They were playing out of town. But we got a hotel room.
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  We went and had some crab cakes, did all this stuff.
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  And we went to this little bar and it's like a set up, like a
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  pool hall and the big giant windows that opened up there.
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  I met this guy. His name was Gerard, and I
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  remember him well. He was just like dude off the
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  chains. Like the buddy of my name, Eddie
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  Rejero was really, really intense and he reminded me of
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  Ed, but he was just all over the place.
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  The next thing you know, he's like, hey, man, you want to see
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  something crazy? And I was like, sure, what you
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  got, Gerard? He's like, come out here.
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  We went outside. He said, wait right there.
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  He ran around the corner. He brought this guy back around
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  the corner and all of a sudden there's this dude in the middle
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  of the street doing jumping jacks naked.
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  What? And he paid him 20 bucks to do
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  this. And it was like, Gerard, that's
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  so weird, man. You know, I don't know, I mean,
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  like, I, I don't, I didn't know what to say.
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  You know, he kind of felt like, he kind of looked at me like he
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  was disappointed that we weren't we.
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  That is a little odd. Really.
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  I really wasn't looking for that.
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  Well, so that was my night in Baltimore, but everybody was
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  pretty cool, you know, there was no problems, but that was just a
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  strange, strange situation there quite react to that one, but
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  that. Trump's my damn Baltimore story,
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  but I'll tell mine anyhow while we're on Baltimore.
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  Who knew that this was that Baltimore was going to come into
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  our conversation tonight? Number one, I've been playing it
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  late at night. I've been playing to kind of
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  ease my mind. Franchise mode in Madden 24
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  because I can't play the NCR, the CFB 25 five because I don't
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  have a PlayStation five. I only have a bad ass computer,
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  but I can't play, I can't do all that.
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  Anyhow, been playing Madden, Baltimore's been a thorn in my
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  side. I'm just playing as Joe Burrow.
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  He now plays for the Texans, by the way, he's I'm not a Texans
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  fan, but I left Baltimore. We lost another playoff or I
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  left, see, at Cincinnati, we lost another playoff game.
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  But Baltimore's been a thorn in my side in that who care?
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  Who cares but my story about Baltimore?
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  Oh yeah. I, I was in the late 90s, it had
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  to be in the like 999899 Ben McDonald from LSU, great, great
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  pitcher. Had a had a really good Major
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  League Baseball career too. He was a starter in Baltimore.
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  He pitched, they played a doubleheader, he pitched,
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  pitched a great game. They got the win, and it was
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  either in that game or I think, yeah, it was in that game.
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  If you remember. You remember that they were
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  playing the Cleveland Indians. You remember that Kenny Lofton
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  the badass. I mean, how can you not?
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  Yes. Kenny Lofton.
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  Oh, you remember that? Played where you saw him just,
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  like, run and run up the wall and make that crazy catch that
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  happened right in front of me. That was in Baltimore,
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  Absolutely. Yeah.
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  At like a middle of a like a. Three wasn't really. 2:00 in the
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  afternoon, double header. Yeah, he was playing for the
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  Indians. So who was he playing for at the
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  time? Yes, with the Indians.
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  Yes, he did. He because he were the Braves at
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  one point, you know. Yeah.
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  Yeah, I was too that I think. But yeah.
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  Yeah. Later on.
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  That's that's right. That's right, yeah.
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  That was right in front. Of me, and I remember that too.
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  That's cool. So that that was right in front
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  of you. I can still close my eyes and
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  see it. Yeah, it was.
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  Yeah, that's awesome, dude. That's that's cool.
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  That's cool when you're there or something and you don't realize
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  it's kind of a cool thing in sports, a good place.
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  And then suddenly it's all the things like forever.
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  I was a lot of several baseball. Games in my life, but in the
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  grand scheme of things, not like not even a millionth of a
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  percentage of something that's, you know, but significant.
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  One of the 100 moments as an outfielder.
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  I would say that that catches up there.
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  That's been documented in film anyhow it.
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  Has been, it has been. Now that's, that's really
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  amazing. I mean, that's about as amazing
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  as me being in Baton Rouge that time in 2017 and watching Troy
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  beat LSU, you know, like probably the greatest
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  achievement in sports, you know, like the greatest game of all
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  time, you know, and I was there. I'm glad I was there with you,
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  as I've said, you know, and you were there.
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  We both. Were there, everything worked
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  out. So yeah, I mean, I'm glad had
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  things not worked out and we continued to go down the road.
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  I thought we were going to go down that night.
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  Texas Hillbilly is in the house. He is in the house, he said he
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  has he tried to find it. What is it exactly?
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  Blasey, it's just at Tigs. Bits.
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  It's at Tigs. Bits.
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  Is it a capital T in a capital B at Tigs bits on that or this is
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  what it should be? Yeah, at Tigs bits.
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  I don't think so. I think it's just at Tigs bits
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  like, you know, I don't think there's an option.
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  I mean, I'll, I'll dig into that.
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  Keep having problems Brantley. Oh.
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  Do you have a light look at this?
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  I've got this. Pull that right on up, Xerxesa
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  asks. Is that a Les Paul behind me?
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  That is, it is an Epiphone Les Paul.
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  I mean, it's a, it's a faux Paul, if you will.
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  And also if I can play it, yes, I can.
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  It's kind of broken right now. I've got to get it.
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  I got to get it fixed. The one of the pickups is bad on
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  it. I dabble with the guitar.
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  I am. I can play a handful of songs.
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  They're really, really nice props.
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  I was hoping that my son would eventually maybe want to use
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  some of these, but I do. I play a little bit, but I'm not
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  that good. It's a lot more fun to have some
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  people come in here and jam occasionally.
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  My neighbor Shane down the streets plays drums.
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  I have a buddy who's badass bass player.
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  If I could play Worth a Lick it would be great, but we could
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  have a garage band in here. Oh yeah, for sure.
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  Y'all kind of ready? Y'all almost ready for garage
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  band type stuff going on? And I think one day.
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  That would do it right in amazing.
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  You've got enough room in that in that monster studio of yours.
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  Yeah, Now that's that's that's super cool.
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  You can play way, way better than I can.
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  You were a legend at Guitar Hero.
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  You were. It was amazing to watch, like
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  you know what I mean? And the darkness of the night
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  and the smoke. I swear I think he had smoke too
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  or something. They were lights.
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  Rock band. You did.
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  It was like you just and then well, and then I would get a
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  missing a lick on that screen. No.
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  One rock was so impressed. Harder.
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  We had the drums, we had the full, we had the whole ensemble.
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  And then that one night we had, we had Hal's dad.
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  Oh yeah, Hell yeah, I had drums. Yeah, I played drums a few times
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  with you. Yeah, you did have the.
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  Drums because I would always want the mic.
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  That was fun. Oh yeah, just couldn't help it.
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  Give me. I got this.
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  You always wanted to sing. Yeah, you.
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  Want to hear this? You want to hear what to say?
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  It ain't so by Weezer for the 400th time, because here it
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  goes. Oh, yeah, Timothy Fitzpatrick
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  says welcome to Baltimore. I do believe that's in reference
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  to your jumping Jack guy. Unbelievable.
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  Michael Bowen. Yes.
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  Gerard, Gerard. I'll never forget Gerard.
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  He was a nice guy. Yeah, man, so.
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  Big Mike in the house, coming across a man there.
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  Blacy, Mikey. Mike.
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  Don't worry about it, Billy, I got I'm.
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  Struggling because I don't have it on this iPad and you've got
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  to be logged in it. I'm logged in on my phone but
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  it's at Texbits. It could only 1,000,000% and it
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  may be a capital C there. I don't know.
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  Maybe that makes a difference, I don't know.
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  So yeah, Does it have our logo? I have no idea.
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  Does it really? I don't know.
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  Uppercase and lowercase and all that jazz, Yeah.
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  Just check. Just check.
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  Oh, Mallory's in the house. Hold on.
• 19:15
  I'll be back. OK.
• 19:20
  It is a capital T and a capital B.
• 19:22
  There it is. That's the way it should be
• 19:25
  this. Big bits.
• 19:27
  Capital T, Capital B. Yeah, there it is.
• 19:30
  Yeah, now I know. See, I'm not A I'm not a Venmo
• 19:32
  expert either. He said he tried a few different
• 19:35
  things. We'll see.
• 19:36
  We may end up going to PayPal for this that.
• 19:38
  Sucks if we can't even get him. Get that damn message out.
• 19:40
  There yet we want money that. I mean.
• 19:44
  Yes, you got to get that right. I know that sometimes Venmo
• 19:48
  wants you to, if you don't trust the source that you have to put
• 19:50
  in their phone number and stuff like that.
• 19:53
  Stuff and this setup is a business account, so it's not
• 19:56
  like a personal it should be, you know what I mean?
• 19:57
  It's set up legit. So it's messages.
• 20:01
  I don't know if. Y'all have any questions?
• 20:02
  Just messages. We'll let me know if you can't
• 20:05
  find it. We'll keep searching, trying to,
• 20:08
  or keep making some adjustments to make sure it works right.
• 20:14
  What are you giggling about? Vaughn and couples retreat level
• 20:17
  of GH yes, what a great movie, what a great movie Blacy We have
• 20:26
  man we've had a this has been a fun week number one got to give
• 20:30
  a shout out right now to our fine fine folks that we use Of
• 20:35
  course we're coming to you tonight through stream yard
• 20:39
  stream yard. Yes, we are.
• 20:40
  Stream to a lot of people at one time and you want to make it
• 20:43
  life easy on yourself. You don't want to use OBS and do
• 20:48
  all of that stuff. You want a simplified way to
• 20:51
  stream things and use stream Yard Love stream.
• 20:55
  Especially for live streams, fantastic.
• 20:58
  For it just. Perfect.
• 20:59
  Great, but Riverside came through for us once again in the
• 21:05
  clutch. We use that for for any time
• 21:09
  we're not live. We use Riverside just because
• 21:13
  the quality is just perfect every single time.
• 21:17
  It records all of our stuff natively.
• 21:19
  They do that in Stream Yard as well.
• 21:21
  It doesn't seem to work as well for us for some reason.
• 21:25
  Riverside's perfect every single time.
• 21:27
  And this week we had a stress test with we did.
• 21:32
  We had a terrible Internet connection.
• 21:34
  Awful Internet connection. Just awful to say CenturyLink
• 21:38
  and so, but it's down there. Just a bat.
• 21:42
  I don't know. I don't know what setup or
• 21:43
  anything like that, but that Internet connection was
• 21:45
  something special. I knew we were doing the show.
• 21:47
  You can see the percentage as we're talking.
• 21:48
  It was at like 2% the entire time.
• 21:50
  We usually run it like 97 and 99, correct at any given point.
• 21:54
  And when we stop the stream, usually within 30 seconds or a
• 21:58
  minute at the most, it's done. He was still like 2%.
• 22:02
  I knew we were in trouble. Yes.
• 22:03
  How long did was it 31 hours? At least say that it was a
• 22:07
  bunch. It was a long time, man.
• 22:10
  It was a long time. I.
• 22:11
  Mean it was 2:00. We did that show at 2:00 and
• 22:15
  then it was 10:30 last night, so whatever that is, it's 24 and
• 22:22
  then it was like 33 hours. Yeah, it was a minute, man.
• 22:25
  It's like Riverside reminds me of like I used to have this
• 22:28
  Honda Big Red, the three Wheeler, this big old Buckshot
• 22:31
  Mudder tires on it, You know what I mean?
• 22:33
  It's like it wasn't the fastest, it wasn't the sexiest, it wasn't
• 22:36
  anything but tell you what, dude, you get across, you get
• 22:38
  down to that river, you can get off of that thing.
• 22:40
  You could float beside it, you could float it across the river,
• 22:42
  get to the other side and it would always crank and always
• 22:44
  run and end up giving you what you need in the end.
• 22:46
  And that's what Riverside did for us that day. 1,000,000.
• 22:49
  Percent over that 31 or 33 hour period, it finally delivered a
• 22:53
  crystal clear product, didn't it?
• 22:55
  Fantastic. Yeah, I was able to level our
• 22:57
  sounds. Everything sounded great.
• 22:59
  The show, like it comes out tomorrow and our buds, Bubba,
• 23:03
  it's no fault to anyone's, you know, I mean it's CenturyLink,
• 23:07
  which we're about to get into for Brian Edwards is having to
• 23:12
  deal with them too. I mean, he is what that I don't
• 23:17
  know how we even had video whatsoever from him.
• 23:20
  As bad as it's not him again, it's CenturyLink and all of
• 23:25
  that. I guarantee you he's paying for
• 23:28
  something way more than that. Dude that was like a 28.8 K
• 23:32
  modem back in 1995 trying to transfer data.
• 23:37
  Or Jeff Petrowski in a parking lot with a fax.
• 23:40
  Modem he's chasing the storm believable and he was a great
• 23:44
  guest man you know what I mean like fantastic phenomenal, but
• 23:47
  until we get the Internet figured out he's going to come
• 23:49
  join us in studio in the future which I think he'll enjoy too we
• 23:52
  Oh yeah I mean a Thursday out in the OD shed we can come up we
• 23:56
  can come up here to props and do it right here we got game thank
• 23:58
  you again props we're back at props again obviously it felt it
• 24:03
  was just so kidding I felt like I needed to come here tonight I
• 24:06
  was going to well I thought Jason was coming so I was like
• 24:08
  well I probably easier for him to pop in here I don't think his
• 24:11
  family wants to sit in my den with nobody in there you know
• 24:13
  what I mean just hanging out like so it'd be cooler if they
• 24:17
  want to run around and do all this so but I'm still here and
• 24:20
  it's kind of always good that's. Where I don't blame him, he's
• 24:23
  doing. His thing.
• 24:23
  What's Ronnie staying there? Randy saying.
• 24:25
  Randy says that she's watching the Olympics, shopping for
• 24:29
  shades for Windows, and watching and listening to us guys.
• 24:33
  That sounds like a lovely little night.
• 24:36
  Bringing us into the fold of your night, yeah.
• 24:38
  Stacey G is doing the same. It's just a chill night.
• 24:41
  We're just, yeah, we're just having us a chill night.
• 24:44
  We had a lot going on and we got a lot more to come.
• 24:49
  This is kind of like a halftime show is what I feel.
• 24:53
  Like it is, you know? Yeah.
• 24:54
  Just right now, I got Chris Stapleton singing behind me.
• 24:58
  I kind of feel like it's the same mood.
• 24:59
  It's just kind of chill. It's not going crazy.
• 25:01
  It's not. This dude's really killing it
• 25:04
  right now. That's why I was turning around.
• 25:05
  I've never seen this guy before. Unbelievable.
• 25:09
  I wish you could hear it. Like I can't believe it sounds
• 25:11
  that good. And he's holding two dogs on a
• 25:15
  leash while he sings. You never know what the hell
• 25:18
  you're going to find at props. It is unbelievable.
• 25:21
  Just the three days that I spent there, just the cast of
• 25:26
  characters that I came across, like I'd never, not all the same
• 25:30
  people, like just a continuous rotation of new people.
• 25:34
  Unreal. It never ends.
• 25:35
  It's the place that keeps on giving it.
• 25:38
  Really is. It's fantastic.
• 25:40
  I'm so happy that we get to set up in there.
• 25:43
  And then the room that he's in, as we've shown, you know, they
• 25:47
  they brew beer in that room. It smells.
• 25:49
  Oh yeah, they're brewing here tomorrow.
• 25:53
  There's five garbage cans that they used to put all out there,
• 25:58
  all the like ground here tomorrow.
• 26:05
  I had no idea they used that much.
• 26:09
  It's unbelievable they have a refrigerator full of hops and.
• 26:12
  Yes, to Add all the extra action.
• 26:15
  All of their stuff in these vac big vacuum sealed bags, It's
• 26:20
  really. Cool they do we need to film the
• 26:22
  whole process at some point we do I know and tomorrow they're
• 26:25
  kegging and brewing It's like I got I've got some work stuff
• 26:28
  happening, but like I may try to come up here and get a little
• 26:30
  more some more footage. I already got some footage.
• 26:32
  I just want to kind of piece it together.
• 26:34
  I might come up here and watch them because I I don't have the,
• 26:37
  the so, so the mash tank over here, the mash ton deal.
• 26:41
  I haven't seen it from the very, very, very beginning.
• 26:44
  I've seen it when they're cooking it over here in the big
• 26:46
  kettle cooker, but I hadn't seen the very beginning.
• 26:48
  So I might come up here, watch some of that and get some get
• 26:51
  some action on that action. You know, I think you should
• 26:54
  Why? Why?
• 26:55
  What now? Blaci, let's talk about these
• 26:57
  assholes at CenturyLink. Let's jump into this right now
• 27:01
  as I've we've we've twiddled around this enough.
• 27:07
  Bring everybody in. This is developing.
• 27:11
  I've been involved with this with Blasey for a couple of days
• 27:14
  behind the scenes just hearing what he's been saying.
• 27:17
  But this afternoon things have just blown up.
• 27:20
  We've got a video out now. I know most of y'all haven't
• 27:22
  seen it. Blasey bring everybody up to
• 27:25
  speed on what the Hell's happening.
• 27:27
  I'm going to keep. It well, PGI mean what's what's
• 27:30
  pretty obvious if you've been watching the show or following
• 27:33
  the show. It's like even though you see,
• 27:36
  Thanks Riverside, when you see our show, it's always a good
• 27:40
  clear quality picture. And thanks to Stream Yard from a
• 27:42
  live stream, somehow it never breaks down and I still get a
• 27:47
  clear picture. So but when we record our shows
• 27:50
  in Riverside, which is typically where we do our podcast and
• 27:53
  where we bring our guest on, it's like a running joke.
• 27:57
  And it has been how I'm so pixelated, you know what I mean?
• 28:00
  It's like, and it's like they're blaming it on my phone, which I
• 28:03
  actually thought it was the phone.
• 28:04
  I never thought it was the Internet.
• 28:06
  Why would I think it's the Internet?
• 28:07
  Because I pay for the high speed Internet.
• 28:09
  You can get 940 megs, you know what I mean?
• 28:12
  Like just blazing Internet. You saw what 940 megs looked
• 28:17
  like when you're up here at Props.
• 28:18
  That day when you ran a speed test, it was smoking, you know
• 28:21
  what I mean? Just absolutely unbelievable
• 28:23
  Internet speed. Crazy, crazy fast, right?
• 28:27
  Even that day that was like what 600 / 400 like in the middle of
• 28:30
  the day, you know what I mean? Like that's, that's what you
• 28:31
  expect, you know? Dude, I was so with, Long story
• 28:37
  short, I've been dealing with this ever, man.
• 28:39
  Just been dealing with it, dealing with it, just thinking
• 28:41
  like, well, it's not me, it's not my Internet connection.
• 28:43
  It must be the phone. It must be just the technology
• 28:46
  or whatever. Well, then I'm talking to this
• 28:49
  tech the other day and he's just doing a new install and he shows
• 28:51
  me how to do the speed test, which you did too.
• 28:53
  And I was like, oh, and he shows the speed.
• 28:56
  I was like, yeah, that's about what I'm getting.
• 28:58
  You know what I mean? I was like, but it's just weird.
• 28:59
  I was like, I still have issues on my phone and I told him I was
• 29:03
  like when I run a show I was like somehow it gets grainy.
• 29:05
  He said, well that's weird, it shouldn't do that.
• 29:08
  And he was, it was like, yeah, just run a speed test.
• 29:10
  I went see what's up. So last Wednesday I run a speed
• 29:13
  test on this thing. Dude I'm literally running like
• 29:16
  80 / 3 like 80. Unbelievable.
• 29:20
  Over three not. Ever going to work?
• 29:22
  Per second, right, compared to up to 940 is what it's supposed
• 29:26
  to be. And I was like, this is messed
• 29:27
  up. So I called have a tech come
• 29:29
  out. What the same tech that I talked
• 29:31
  to, though, they shows up at the house and I'm like, man, I ran
• 29:33
  this look at this. And he was like, yeah, he ran
• 29:35
  and he said yes. He said you're you're running
• 29:37
  about right. Based on, you know, your plan.
• 29:40
  I was like, what? What do you mean?
• 29:42
  I was like, I watched running a speed test the other day.
• 29:43
  It was way higher. He said, well, you only have 100
• 29:46
  Meg plan. You know, he's like, so you're
• 29:49
  not or he called it at 80 at the time, but it's a hundred.
• 29:51
  I think technically call it. He's like, I was like, yeah,
• 29:55
  look at that. That's about what I look like.
• 29:56
  This is what he looks like when we record a podcast.
• 30:01
  This is this is how we see Blacy 100%.
• 30:07
  Look that bad? It does for real.
• 30:10
  Terrible, dude. That's terrible.
• 30:12
  Oh my God. Marty Smith didn't even know
• 30:13
  what it looked like. DDP does not know what it look
• 30:15
  like. Nobody knows what it look like,
• 30:16
  do they? They think I look like this.
• 30:18
  That's what they think I look like.
• 30:21
  That's that guy. Brad Johnson has no idea.
• 30:25
  So so anyway, he's talking to me.
• 30:28
  I'm like no no, no, no, no. I was like I don't have that
• 30:30
  plan. I've got the fastest plan.
• 30:31
  I was like I've got the 9:40 and I log into my account and I
• 30:34
  scroll and there it is 940 and it shows 1000 / 1000 actually,
• 30:38
  you know, all flexing. Where'd I go?
• 30:40
  I'm sorry. Oh, I'm back.
• 30:42
  OK, speaking, Speaking of Internet issues.
• 30:48
  So anyway, I'm showing him I'm 940 and he's looking back at his
• 30:50
  phone on the back end. He's like, Nah, man, they got
• 30:53
  you on the low plan. And I was like, what?
• 30:57
  He said, yeah, brother. So he spends 2 hours and I'm
• 30:59
  going to say I'm going to consolidate this a bunch because
• 31:02
  you can watch that whole 40 minute video where I break it
• 31:04
  down. But he spends 2 hours on Friday
• 31:08
  really grinding to get me what I need there to get everything set
• 31:11
  up and talking to support and all these other people.
• 31:14
  It takes a while. Another tech comes in there.
• 31:16
  He did his job, Dylan. Props to Dylan.
• 31:19
  Dylan did a fantastic job that day and and I got on the phone
• 31:23
  at the same time. He said, man, for the money
• 31:25
  because you've been overpaying, you've been paying for 9:40, but
• 31:27
  you're getting this other plan. The difference in that price I
• 31:29
  was paying is 40 bucks, 40 bucks a month.
• 31:32
  I'm overpaying. So I'm like, well, I got to get
• 31:34
  that money back. You know, that's what I've been
• 31:36
  rocking been pixelated, you know, Blossy, the pixelated, you
• 31:40
  know, posse. So did I get on the phone with
• 31:43
  him? And Long story short, I spent
• 31:44
  three hours that day on the phone.
• 31:46
  I even one time bring him in on the phone conversation and
• 31:49
  they're like no, no, no, there's no way no way You haven't had
• 31:52
  this. I'm seeing you got 940 speed
• 31:53
  right now. This is not true.
• 31:54
  And I'm like, are you kidding? I said because the tech's here
• 31:57
  he just fixed it. You want to talk to him?
• 31:58
  I put him on the phone and they're still like questioning
• 32:01
  me. Well, we got to validate this.
• 32:02
  We need to validate your technician is here and he's
• 32:05
  telling me what just happened. They just had to change
• 32:07
  everything out over and over and over.
• 32:09
  Finally get somebody they make me an offer that day of like 480
• 32:13
  bucks. Finally, 3 hours later, I was
• 32:15
  like, no man, you owe me about 1200 bucks.
• 32:17
  So they said we'll call you on Monday.
• 32:20
  Monday, no call Tuesday, no call Wednesday.
• 32:22
  I called yesterday. It's like it started all over
• 32:24
  again. They didn't have notes in there
• 32:26
  with the flip. They denied that they ever
• 32:28
  offered me $480. They blamed me for this and said
• 32:33
  that it was my fault because yes, I needed like, why did you
• 32:36
  wait thirty months to report this?
• 32:38
  And I was like, what's there to report?
• 32:40
  I had Internet. I'm not a yeah.
• 32:42
  I said, I'm paying for 9:40 and I was getting something else.
• 32:46
  I was like, that's like that's so it's like having a Cadillac,
• 32:49
  you know, thinking you've got some new like unbelievable
• 32:52
  engine that you paid for. And then about two years down
• 32:55
  the road find out they put AV6 in there.
• 32:57
  Like even though you paid for that big engine that whatever
• 33:00
  the heck it is, like, no, dude, I've been packed overpaid.
• 33:04
  Like I didn't get what I was paying for and it's and it's
• 33:07
  proven, you know what I mean? So I got really upset and then I
• 33:10
  got on the phone and I hung up with him yesterday.
• 33:12
  I told him I was suing him. I was putting Dan Diaco on him
• 33:14
  and I'm putting Jay Diaco, but the Diaco brothers are coming.
• 33:18
  I'm just get all this equipment out in my house, but it'll be
• 33:20
  out by Friday. I'm throwing it in a trash bag.
• 33:22
  I'm throwing it in the front yard.
• 33:24
  I'm getting Starlink. I'm going to pay twice as much
• 33:26
  and be much happier, Be three times happier.
• 33:30
  Yes, yes, I want to deal with this.
• 33:31
  Elon would have taken care of even if the.
• 33:33
  Basic package that you were paying for though.
• 33:35
  Blasey. This shouldn't be an issue what
• 33:38
  we're doing. We're not streaming it 4K or
• 33:41
  anything like that. This is pretty basic stuff in
• 33:44
  2020. Four, but I wasn't paying for
• 33:46
  the basic package. I was paying for the premium
• 33:47
  pack. That's what I'm saying.
• 33:48
  Package. The basic package shouldn't work
• 33:51
  for what we're doing right now, You're right.
• 33:55
  Yeah. I shouldn't be this pixelated
• 33:56
  face that I was. And so Long story short, I got
• 34:01
  back today and this morning I was like, you know what?
• 34:02
  I need to document this. I've been recording on this
• 34:04
  phone recorded, but it wasn't doing right.
• 34:06
  And I was like, I'm just going to summarize this in a shorter
• 34:10
  video because I had, you know, one I had like 3-4 hours of con.
• 34:13
  It's like that can't do anything with this too much.
• 34:15
  I'm not going to edit things for three or four hours.
• 34:17
  So like, you know, I'm the I'm going to be calm today and get
• 34:20
  through this. So make a video of me talking to
• 34:23
  the Rep explaining to go through all the stuff again, giving
• 34:25
  different departments. Now I finally the determination
• 34:27
  today is I got they sent me to the to higher level department.
• 34:33
  That's what they call. I said, wait, you really tell me
• 34:35
  that's called the higher level, like that's their.
• 34:36
  Department things, didn't they? To the higher level, yeah,
• 34:39
  because I got escalated. So I dealt with saves.
• 34:43
  I dealt with, you know, first of all, dealt with, you know, yeah.
• 34:47
  So, so I was dealing with the technical department, I was
• 34:49
  dealing with the billing department, I was dealing with
• 34:53
  saves. There's a department, we have to
• 34:55
  save accounts, right? And then during the saves call,
• 34:58
  I got promoted to the and I was like, OK, sounds like something
• 35:03
  on the 100th floor of a New York City Skype skyscraper or
• 35:06
  something. So anyway to do that?
• 35:11
  Yeah. And so I'll make that video.
• 35:12
  And then I was like, you know what, I was talking to GM Joe up
• 35:15
  here. I was setting up at 3:00 and
• 35:16
  tell him about the whole deal I've been dealing with.
• 35:18
  I was like, they made this whole video too.
• 35:19
  He said, well, you ought to put it out there and like call them
• 35:22
  out on it. I was like, I guess I could.
• 35:24
  I was just kind of making it for like to document in case they
• 35:27
  called me a liar again because I got it all recorded.
• 35:30
  But I was like, I guess I need to put it out there.
• 35:31
  He said yeah, you need to put it out and go after him.
• 35:33
  Said y'all have a platform. He said y'all get some
• 35:36
  attention. And I was like, you're right
• 35:37
  Joe, like that's what I'll do. So I went home.
• 35:39
  Sure enough dude, I put that out there.
• 35:41
  Put that post out there. CenturyLink.
• 35:43
  I tagged them in it. Within 3 minutes of my post,
• 35:45
  they already sent me a response. They're tagged.
• 35:48
  In this live stream too so if any of you are watching.
• 35:50
  Perry CenturyLink. Perry jumped in fast.
• 35:54
  Man, I don't know what Perry's role is there, but I know he
• 35:56
  runs social media and that's really important to him right
• 35:58
  now. Yeah, it is, dude.
• 36:00
  It's an image thing, but Perry's all over it.
• 36:02
  Perry got some stuff. He sent me another link.
• 36:05
  We've been in DMS. He said DMM and I did that.
• 36:08
  I verified my account with him like sent something and there he
• 36:11
  asked me to verify my social and all and did did a deal probably
• 36:14
  got my bank account now Perry's probably.
• 36:16
  Just Perry's probably just drained the Venmo.
• 36:18
  It's why This is why Texas Hillbilly can't find it no
• 36:22
  longer exists. Oh my gosh, that's that's great.
• 36:27
  That's. Exactly what happened to you
• 36:29
  with Barry. What a disaster, this whole
• 36:32
  thing. CenturyLink.
• 36:33
  That's been crazy, crazy. You know what?
• 36:36
  Just do the damn just take care of me, man.
• 36:38
  Just pay me. You know, I've overpaid.
• 36:40
  It's it's it's black and white. And then we'd love to have you a
• 36:42
  sponsor as a show. I mean, we'd love you be our
• 36:45
  flagship sponsor, you know, I mean, we'll, we'll come up with
• 36:47
  something. Go.
• 36:48
  You know what these guys went from zero to hero overnight,
• 36:52
  like and they did the right thing.
• 36:53
  They took care of us. They didn't get that big
• 36:55
  overnight. We went from scam to bam, you
• 36:58
  know what I mean? That's actually are CenturyLink,
• 37:00
  baby. Come on in.
• 37:01
  The water's fine because when their Internet is zooming, it is
• 37:04
  unbelievable. When they got when they got they
• 37:06
  take the Dang harness off that thing, it rolls.
• 37:08
  You know what I mean? It's smoking around here.
• 37:11
  You know, it is crazy fast on that private server right there.
• 37:14
  It used to be crazy fast. We had these same issues when I
• 37:18
  lived there and that was whenever they were just started
• 37:21
  laying these fiber optic cables. These, you know, these
• 37:24
  neighborhoods were built with it.
• 37:26
  But things in construction and stuff like that would mess up
• 37:31
  things occasionally, and that was just part of it.
• 37:34
  But, but I mean, it's just a damn slap in the face of what
• 37:39
  CenturyLink has done to you over the last year, a year and a
• 37:44
  half. And I hope they'll do it.
• 37:46
  I hope they're going to fix it, make things right if they're not
• 37:50
  going to compensate. You, man.
• 37:51
  What? You were what you deserve.
• 37:53
  They could compensate our show, as you said, would be happy to,
• 37:58
  you know, help them to to make their PR right.
• 38:01
  And if they don't want to do that, then we're going to make
• 38:03
  their lives a living hell. So it's whatever the fuck they
• 38:06
  want to do. Blacy, We're going to war with
• 38:09
  CenturyLink. I'm right about the mind.
• 38:11
  I've had enough. I mean, I've had enough.
• 38:16
  You know, it's funny. I sit here all calm, looking at
• 38:18
  you like you've lost your mind. You should have heard me
• 38:20
  yesterday. I've had enough.
• 38:22
  Way worse than that. Oh my God, dude.
• 38:24
  I was screaming at the top, top of my lungs like I, I lost, I
• 38:28
  lost my mind yesterday. I lost my absolute mind.
• 38:31
  It took me probably an hour and a half to come back down from
• 38:34
  that. Like I was so mad.
• 38:36
  Like I can't believe I was like, I can't run this mad over
• 38:38
  Internet, but it's the principal of the thing, the principal.
• 38:42
  And they've been charging me. They've been overcharging me.
• 38:45
  That's a $75.00. Even if they gave me the 940 or
• 38:47
  75 bucks, if I pay $75, I've been paying 100.
• 38:50
  They just like totally like the joke's on you there, buddy.
• 38:53
  You know, I mean, they're all laughing.
• 38:54
  I felt they're laughing in a room somewhere, you know, it's
• 38:56
  like. They know, man.
• 38:58
  They know. It's like Cox Cable here in
• 39:00
  Baton Rouge. It's terrible.
• 39:02
  It sucks. I don't have it.
• 39:04
  I have AT&T. People have problems with them
• 39:08
  too. My neighbor doesn't have as good
• 39:09
  of an experience as me. I don't get it.
• 39:12
  I just, I don't. I don't know what the deal is,
• 39:14
  but Cox in Baton Rouge is absolutely terrible.
• 39:18
  Who's that? Hey, what's?
• 39:20
  Up oh, we got our friends back here kicking in, checking us out
• 39:23
  up here, just yeah, coming up there, just saying hello.
• 39:27
  Yeah, hillbilly, sometimes I am a ticking time bomb.
• 39:30
  He really. Oh, he really is.
• 39:32
  He really is. Yeah, I mean, I'm getting more
• 39:35
  and more involved in this story. It frankly, I didn't watch the
• 39:38
  40 minute video because I've known what I knew what I knew
• 39:42
  what the content was in it. And stuff like that just really
• 39:47
  pisses me off because I've watched my mom go to battle with
• 39:51
  companies like this over the years.
• 39:53
  And then and when and when, you know, I mean, they eventually
• 39:59
  will just stop. Mallory says that Cox and Baton
• 40:02
  Rouge is is a scam. Hell yeah.
• 40:04
  Oh, man, like they wear you down.
• 40:06
  That's what I was talking about today.
• 40:07
  It's like, man, you know, if I didn't have the tenacity and you
• 40:11
  know, yeah, pride, whatever it is, patient drive and
• 40:17
  performance, passion. What one of them, pride, passion
• 40:21
  and performance, That's what I like.
• 40:22
  That's what I think. That's where we're going to be.
• 40:24
  We're going to pride, passion and performance.
• 40:26
  I like that better. I got pride, I got passion and
• 40:28
  performance. And so, yeah, dude, it's like,
• 40:32
  you know, especially somebody older, like, man, they would
• 40:35
  have never like, they would have just been like spun out.
• 40:38
  They would have never got this figured out.
• 40:39
  They would have even known, you know, level of service.
• 40:45
  And they're getting another and they're overpaying like
• 40:48
  everybody. You know what I mean?
• 40:49
  Everybody, everybody. If you just hate it, just.
• 40:51
  Like, come on, man, just be a good, just be a, just do your
• 40:54
  job. And then when there is a, here's
• 40:56
  my biggest problem. Everybody messes up when there's
• 40:58
  a problem. Let's resolve this.
• 41:00
  Don't make this a nightmare to go through and all these hoops
• 41:04
  and all these hurdles and things I had to go through that is.
• 41:07
  Well it pisses me off that they insanity they deny that they
• 41:11
  offered you a settlement. Like I don't know what you're
• 41:13
  talking about. Crazy.
• 41:15
  I'm just so mad at have that part recorded because it's late
• 41:18
  in the evening. Lady called me back.
• 41:19
  She was actually very helpful and she called me back like
• 41:22
  twice and said OK, finally talk to them, we'll do 480.
• 41:25
  That's what they're willing to do.
• 41:26
  And I was like, and then they denied that it ever happened.
• 41:29
  They lied and said they never offered me $480.
• 41:31
  Like, I just made that up. They said, no, we'll give you a
• 41:34
  month free, but you've lost your mind if we give you that kind of
• 41:36
  money. But they looked like I was
• 41:38
  running some kind of scam. You know, I'm like, you're not
• 41:41
  giving me anything. You're giving me the money back
• 41:43
  that you took from me. I'm like, that's what just kept
• 41:48
  really just making me so mad. Like, dude, you were stealing
• 41:52
  from me. Like low tolerance for it, low
• 41:55
  tolerance, very low tolerance for, you know, I'm going to shut
• 41:58
  up. I'm going to shut my mouth for
• 42:00
  it, Blacy. I'm not going to get any more
• 42:02
  mad. Just going to it is what it is.
• 42:05
  I don't want to mess up your chances of getting.
• 42:08
  No, you know what, Perry? I'm optimistic Perry's going to
• 42:11
  get this handled for me. And he was very, very, very
• 42:14
  responsive, very quick. We went back and forth a couple
• 42:17
  times and like, we'll see. Like, you know, I mean, I've had
• 42:20
  a lot of people try to help me and we just can't, we can't
• 42:23
  quite get there. Then we just can't quite get
• 42:26
  there. I did get the $75 plan though.
• 42:28
  Moving forward, they finally realized they was funny.
• 42:31
  She sent me over a sheet and it's the it's the sheet of their
• 42:35
  plans, the three plans. And the first one starts at 75,
• 42:38
  the next one goes 55, then the last one's A50.
• 42:40
  And I was like, here's the price sheet.
• 42:42
  You didn't send over like a contract for me.
• 42:45
  You sent over just the price sheet that everybody uses.
• 42:50
  I mean, it's like going to Disney World and there's the
• 42:52
  price sheet and they're trying to tell you they can't do it for
• 42:54
  that. Well, here's wait, this is
• 42:56
  printed on the window. I don't know if you saw that.
• 42:59
  Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 42:59
  Sorry about that. Yeah.
• 43:01
  Yeah. Unreal.
• 43:03
  Unreal. Well, Centrelink, get it right.
• 43:05
  We'd love to have you as a the title sponsor of our show.
• 43:09
  That's that's our pitch to you. But speaking total 180 look, and
• 43:15
  we can totally turn to we're fine with it.
• 43:17
  We're totally fine. If you provide the service that
• 43:20
  we expect that our Tigs wigs expect, then you know, we just
• 43:25
  reconsider some things. But Blaze had did want to give a
• 43:28
  shout out to all of our sponsors that have come on board here
• 43:32
  recently. Big shout out to Toledo Bend
• 43:35
  Lake Country. It's getting late in the year.
• 43:38
  It's time you know, kids are getting back into school.
• 43:42
  We'll talk about that here in a second.
• 43:44
  I have some thoughts on that. Oh Lord went through something
• 43:47
  this morning. But you know, some late summer
• 43:50
  vacations. It's beautiful.
• 43:52
  The lake's up right now. Plenty of places to stay if you
• 43:55
  just need to get away. It's an affordable place.
• 43:58
  These this day and time. It's an affordable place to get
• 44:01
  away to. Toledo Bend, go up there.
• 44:04
  Our friends at the floor of Bama can't thank them enough for
• 44:07
  coming on board with us. Blasey.
• 44:10
  I see. The one man possibly love to
• 44:11
  have. Yes.
• 44:13
  Glad to have both of them in here, man.
• 44:15
  Yes. Do we have to explain anything
• 44:18
  else? It's the greatest beach bar in
• 44:20
  America. Do you need to have?
• 44:22
  Do we have to go any further? So say anything.
• 44:24
  I just want to get a T-shirt that says Floor Mama sponsors
• 44:27
  our show, you know what I mean? Like yeah, we do.
• 44:30
  Need to get some floor vama T-shirts, yeah?
• 44:32
  Thank you. Good thoughts, good thoughts.
• 44:34
  We. Do our good friends at Boil Boss
• 44:36
  can't forget them. Even though crawfish season is
• 44:40
  over, you could still use that thing and.
• 44:44
  With shrimp, everything else, man, you still want to control
• 44:46
  that water That's temperature, you know what I mean?
• 44:48
  That's exactly. Cut the ice and then they have.
• 44:50
  This is nice. The thermal paddle as we know.
• 44:53
  That's the biggest thing, that paddle paddle for you.
• 44:56
  And then our good friends at Gator Mill Works got to give
• 44:59
  them a shout out, as always. So we got to get better at
• 45:04
  shouting out our sponsors. Blasey, we're professional.
• 45:07
  For providing the signs for us, We still got our banners.
• 45:11
  We got our yard signs. Little big Russ is right there
• 45:14
  behind me standing in. He's got a purple shirt on
• 45:17
  tonight too. You'd probably like that.
• 45:18
  But little big Russ is here with Sonorama.
• 45:21
  We'll give him a shout out. He'd just taken over that
• 45:23
  franchise and in the early stages of it trying to get it
• 45:26
  rolling here around Freeport. And you know, he's he's
• 45:29
  grinding. But I'll tell you what I'm I'm
• 45:31
  going to mess said this the other day.
• 45:34
  I grew up, you know, around here or didn't grow up, but been
• 45:37
  living here for a while and we got friends of ours in the sign
• 45:39
  business too. And another rush is kind of
• 45:41
  funny and I've seen his operations.
• 45:43
  It was unbelievable. He's super busy.
• 45:45
  Probably one of the busier guys around.
• 45:47
  I went into little big Russ's sign shop the other day and he
• 45:51
  wasn't there and man his like when you walk into his showroom,
• 45:56
  I was like so impressed. That's so clean and so nice and
• 45:59
  all the stuff around and it was like, I, I can't believe what
• 46:02
  I'm looking at. I didn't realize you ran.
• 46:04
  I didn't. I didn't realize you rolled this
• 46:05
  way there. Little big rust then walked back
• 46:08
  into his production area. Oh my God, dude, it's so nice.
• 46:11
  Like he's got a unbelievable setup.
• 46:14
  And I'm like I said, I've been around the print game for a
• 46:16
  while. Even as a kid, my mom's best
• 46:19
  friend on a print shop. So I've seen all this stuff.
• 46:22
  I know these wide format printers look like I know what
• 46:24
  all you got to have to do all this jazz and man sign up in
• 46:28
  Freeport if you're in the area listening man and tell you what
• 46:31
  give give give a little big Russ a call that sound Rama man He
• 46:36
  he's got he's got the technology, he's got all the
• 46:39
  cool stuff there, man, So he can probably give him a shout.
• 46:41
  Probably ship a job to you. Too.
• 46:44
  He can ship stuff too. Yeah, he can, he can.
• 46:46
  He can do anything. He's got the technique.
• 46:47
  He is on cutting edge of printing stuff that's.
• 46:50
  What I'm talking about, Yeah, hit him.
• 46:51
  Up I was even to explain to him what I would come do for him,
• 46:54
  like talking about laying down vinyl and he was looking at me a
• 46:56
  little weird like we don't do it that way anymore.
• 46:59
  And I was like, Oh well, you know like I finally saw when I
• 47:01
  got my sign I was like, oh OK, I see how you do this now.
• 47:04
  This is different. We used to help.
• 47:05
  Our friend Rush whenever that he was doing some jobs because it
• 47:09
  would be all hands on deck and we did, you know, yeah, get you
• 47:13
  a. Six pack stuff.
• 47:14
  We're out there. Let's go.
• 47:15
  Yeah. Rubbing, you know, putting the
• 47:17
  vinyl down stuff, pulling the stuff off.
• 47:19
  Yeah, I've done a lot of that stuff, you know.
• 47:21
  It's come a long ways. It's come a long ways.
• 47:23
  And had a good buddy. Of mine, Jason Bertrand.
• 47:27
  Shout out to Bertrand Printing and.
• 47:29
  Eunice, LA No, he doesn't watch our show printing game.
• 47:34
  He's against podcast apparently, so he'll never too busy printing
• 47:38
  stuff, you know what I mean? He's over printing money.
• 47:40
  He works five days a week and on Saturdays he has to count his
• 47:43
  money. You know he got time for
• 47:45
  podcast. He got time for this?
• 47:47
  No, he has time to talk shit all day, but he doesn't have time
• 47:50
  for this. He loves to watch food shows and
• 47:53
  things like that on the Cooking Channel, but he doesn't do
• 47:57
  podcasts well. It's just a video to us.
• 47:59
  Talk. It's like you could just tell us
• 48:01
  you don't like us, Jay, It's fine.
• 48:04
  You can't just say you don't like to watch it.
• 48:06
  And we be honest. You know what, guys?
• 48:09
  You know what? You're OK, but your show sucks.
• 48:11
  Like, OK, thank you. OK, Appreciate it.
• 48:14
  Telling us something that we don't know.
• 48:16
  Mallory says that Toledo Bin is year round, that's why she moved
• 48:21
  there. And there's always stuff going
• 48:26
  on. And the best part, no
• 48:27
  hurricanes, kind of true, Mal, kind of true.
• 48:31
  Generally over the 50 year stretch, 1/2 times a little bit
• 48:37
  of an issue, but generally, yes, general, definitely better than
• 48:41
  being down in Lake Charles and being down South.
• 48:46
  Let's see Starlink. Rainy says Starlink is awesome.
• 48:51
  Hell yes it is. I don't know what kind of speed
• 48:53
  Starlink runs at. I don't know.
• 48:55
  But it stays consistent. It's still way big but yeah you
• 49:00
  can maybe get 150 from what I've seen.
• 49:04
  Hey, centrally, just come on through, OK, buddy.
• 49:06
  Just come on. Through, just come on through.
• 49:08
  I'm rooting for you now. All right, so you didn't know
• 49:11
  that 40? That's a little sexier, ain't
• 49:13
  it, you? Know what you need?
• 49:14
  I thought. 30 You need 30 to make things operate.
• 49:18
  I know it. I need more than three.
• 49:20
  You know what I mean? I needed more than three on
• 49:21
  that's a damn. It was the upload.
• 49:23
  It was the upload speed was the problem.
• 49:25
  You know, I mean that's what was so slow.
• 49:28
  Like give me like you said, 30. Give me 40, yes, but don't give
• 49:33
  me a three or six, you know, I mean like that's garbage.
• 49:39
  What? You know we're here.
• 49:41
  Have we talked about guests? I know we talked about it prior
• 49:44
  to the show, but we talked about it during the show.
• 49:45
  The guests we got coming up. Are you there?
• 49:58
  Is it just me? I don't know.
• 50:01
  So there's one, one or two things are happening right now.
• 50:04
  Either I'm not on any anymore or Brantley's frozen.
• 50:08
  Or either I'm frozen and Brantley's still going but I
• 50:14
  still see my like the counter still clicking.
• 50:16
  So I'm going to keep talking until I'm proven wrong.
• 50:20
  But on my side, Brantley's frozen.
• 50:24
  I know he can't even put messages up and I can't see
• 50:26
  messages. Maybe I should go to YouTube and
• 50:28
  see what's going on here because I've got no Brantley.
• 50:32
  Let's go to YouTube. Let's figure this out.
• 50:33
  Oh, it's just me. Yeah.
• 50:34
  I got a feeling that that Brantley's out.
• 50:39
  But we're going to go to YouTube.
• 50:41
  We're going to try to figure this out.
• 50:43
  See what's shaking? But I was asking about our
• 50:47
  upcoming guest we've got soon. Let's see.
• 50:52
  Like Internet maybe down here, but, and I'm not sure if we
• 50:58
  talked about that earlier or not.
• 51:00
  I remember we talked about before the show went on.
• 51:02
  And let me see y'all, y'all bear with me if I'm still alive here.
• 51:11
  I'm going to try to see if we're still rolling and hopefully
• 51:17
  Brantley can make his way back in here.
• 51:22
  Takes bits let's see takes bits podcast.
• 51:28
  It is it is just me. OK, all right, all right.
• 51:32
  So not sure where Tigs went. He's out.
• 51:35
  I guess I'm I'm the only one that's still rolling here.
• 51:37
  So so we'll we'll just keep this show going.
• 51:39
  But I think we talked about like some of the guests coming on.
• 51:42
  We got Boo weekly coming on soon.
• 51:44
  We got Mike Ragsdale who's coming in.
• 51:47
  He's he's in Thailand right now. He started the 30 a franchise
• 51:52
  down here and, and if you ever been down, like if you, if
• 51:56
  you've been in Walton County in this area, you've seen those
• 52:00
  stickers. It's a three and it's the, it's
• 52:02
  the sun with a little yellow little things out of it.
• 52:06
  They everybody's got 38 stickers.
• 52:08
  There's 38 beer. There's so much branding around
• 52:10
  38. He owns that brand and he's done
• 52:14
  extremely well with that lifestyle brand and to the point
• 52:18
  where the last couple years him and his wife have been traveling
• 52:20
  the world and they're in Thailand right now.
• 52:23
  And so they will be, he's going to be joining the show soon.
• 52:26
  He's going to some remote islands tomorrow for like a week
• 52:29
  and then he's going to be coming in and joining our show very
• 52:33
  soon. And I'm telling you what this is
• 52:35
  a cool cat man with some really cool stories and what he's done
• 52:38
  from a branding and marketing standpoint around a brand, it's
• 52:41
  second to none. And it's a it's a super cool
• 52:43
  story and he's a cool cat. Are you there?
• 52:47
  Talk shit, didn't we? Yeah.
• 52:50
  So you. This is my.
• 52:51
  This is my message. Frozen CenturyLink right now.
• 52:54
  They have come through AT&T. I've been waiting for this to
• 52:58
  happen occasionally. So they attacked you?
• 53:00
  My computer. It was me.
• 53:01
  I thought I was frozen. I kept you on.
• 53:03
  I had to pull it up on YouTube. Completely crashed.
• 53:06
  I had to complete. Well, I didn't know if it was
• 53:08
  me. I was like, well, either I'm
• 53:09
  live or he's live, I'm frozen or he's frozen.
• 53:11
  But then suddenly you went away. It was just me.
• 53:13
  And then I got on YouTube on our on my monitor right here that I
• 53:16
  had thanks to Jason and. Yeah, hopefully we're back up.
• 53:21
  Like, hopefully everything's back up.
• 53:22
  Well, I was back. We lost a lot of.
• 53:24
  People in the meantime, but that's OK.
• 53:26
  Did we? Well, just me.
• 53:28
  And we lost that many people. Everybody left.
• 53:31
  No, I'm just checking to make sure.
• 53:33
  Can you jump in the chat? We back and y'all see us?
• 53:36
  Did we freeze totally? Because I don't know.
• 53:40
  Well, I pulled it up the window. Good.
• 53:43
  I saw myself talking, so it was just me.
• 53:46
  He says we're up. Perfect.
• 53:48
  It happens, it happens. Hey, that's even good.
• 53:51
  That's good to know. That stream yard.
• 53:56
  That's another shout out to stream.
• 53:58
  That old stream yards problem. That's not stream yards problem,
• 54:01
  by the way. See, I was trying to say I was
• 54:03
  hesitant to keep talking because I was asking you a very
• 54:06
  important question. Had we already talked about on
• 54:08
  this show, our guest? Because I know we talked about
• 54:10
  it prior to the show and I didn't want to repeat it if we
• 54:13
  had, so I was hesitant to keep going and I decided to start
• 54:15
  talking about something about coming.
• 54:16
  Yes, we were. We were going to talk about.
• 54:18
  First of the show or not? You stole the words.
• 54:20
  You knew exactly where I was going with it, Blasey.
• 54:23
  So yeah. I just like, did we do that the
• 54:24
  first of the show? Already we we didn't, we kind of
• 54:27
  teased some stuff I was pulling up.
• 54:29
  I was going to give some exclusive views of our our visit
• 54:34
  with Brian Edwards, number one. Oh yeah.
• 54:37
  Yes. I haven't mentioned Brian yet
• 54:39
  other than the Internet. Yeah, yeah.
• 54:40
  Hell yeah, I know, dude. I mean, we've just knocked poor
• 54:45
  Brian. Again, it's Centurylink's fault,
• 54:47
  but Brian's. Our interview with him is great
• 54:50
  if you love sports, if you're a huge sports fan, and we are.
• 54:55
  And this isn't a sports show. Don't worry everybody.
• 54:58
  We're not going to be diving into.
• 55:00
  All we're going to be talking about is football.
• 55:02
  But it's going to come. We're just dudes at a bar
• 55:05
  sitting around chilling and talking.
• 55:07
  So we decided we would bring experts on and bring an expert
• 55:11
  in. We have more coming.
• 55:13
  There's more more from the sports world that we haven't
• 55:17
  even gotten to. We got to get Carter back that
• 55:19
  didn't mention him. Blasey got to bring him in, got
• 55:22
  to talk to TK, got to get him in.
• 55:25
  We got people that we got. Again, everybody's back back in
• 55:27
  the room too, by the way, I think it was just my computer
• 55:30
  having to. OK, good.
• 55:32
  I was like, I don't think that really kind of makes me.
• 55:34
  I was I was getting a little depressed.
• 55:35
  I know. No.
• 55:36
  Is it that bad when you leave like Jack?
• 55:38
  OK. I don't know if it was the
• 55:40
  stream everywhere when I left because I mean my computer.
• 55:43
  I don't know any. It was still going.
• 55:45
  I found. I pulled it up on YouTube and I
• 55:46
  just saw my face and I was like, OK, I think we're still alive.
• 55:49
  Perfect. It fixed us and they said
• 55:51
  everybody says that you held it down, Good job, good job.
• 55:54
  But this was something that I thought about that I didn't
• 55:58
  think about whenever he was talking yesterday or the other
• 56:01
  day, whenever we we were going over all of this.
• 56:04
  Hold on a second. Let me pause that for a second.
• 56:08
  So oh. He's much clearer now.
• 56:10
  Can you believe it? Like Aiden?
• 56:12
  Can hear him. Unreal.
• 56:14
  That's the finished product. That's the finished product.
• 56:16
  Yes, Sir. JJ Rs got his star booby shirt
• 56:19
  on such. A wild shirt and we get into
• 56:22
  that and all that, like we have a shirt design coming out, by
• 56:25
  the way. It's being worked on to work
• 56:28
  correctly and we're not going to give it away.
• 56:30
  But I thought that we both thought that this was a
• 56:33
  prototype. When he first came on, you
• 56:36
  couldn't see the you couldn't really see that it was the
• 56:39
  Mickey Mouse ears. It's like, what in the hell are
• 56:43
  you? Wearing down with the family.
• 56:44
  They're doing all Mickey Mouse stuff.
• 56:45
  Yeah, yeah. Exactly, but man, listen to
• 56:50
  Brian break this down and if you any of you guys that are
• 56:53
  listening to this bet on sports, this is definitely something to
• 56:57
  be watching this year for. I'm something I'm looking at for
• 57:02
  sure. In five weeks when they go to
• 57:04
  Wisconsin, November 16th, obviously it's going to be cold
• 57:08
  as hell in Wisconsin and Wisconsin's going to be coming
• 57:11
  off an open date. So now I'm not like married to
• 57:14
  that game, but you know, these are kids 18 to 22 or maybe 23,
• 57:20
  maybe 24 years old. And that game at Wisconsin,
• 57:25
  Wisconsin's got two weeks to get healthy and prepare and Oregon's
• 57:29
  got to fly EA third time in five weeks.
• 57:31
  So, you know, as long as Wisconsin's playing pretty good,
• 57:34
  not doesn't have a lot of injuries and whatnot.
• 57:37
  That's a game where I'm looking to, you know, if Oregon's giving
• 57:40
  up double digits, where I where I'm going to be interested in
• 57:43
  Wisconsin. And you know, you just find
• 57:45
  little spots in the schedule where you know, you see a team.
• 57:50
  It's playing like or here. I got one for you.
• 57:53
  Just, you know, in the SEC. This is crazy when?
• 57:56
  Old Miss goes to the swamp. Old Miss has two weeks to
• 58:00
  prepare, whereas Florida has got to play Georgia and Jacksonville
• 58:06
  starting on November 2nd. Then they go at Texas, then they
• 58:11
  have LSU at home, and then their 4th game.
• 58:13
  I mean, Georgia and Texas are preseason top five.
• 58:16
  LSU is preseason top. 15. And then they have.
• 58:20
  Old Miss in the 4th. Game in four weeks, whereas Ole
• 58:22
  Miss has got two weeks to prepare.
• 58:24
  So I just look for a little scheduling quirks like that
• 58:27
  where you see a team's going to be well rested and the other
• 58:30
  team's going to probably be beat up physically and you know, all
• 58:34
  that other stuff. That's great man, it is such
• 58:38
  good insight. And you touch on it just a bit
• 58:41
  after that there, Carter Bryant had talked about teams in the
• 58:45
  SEC who played. What was it?
• 58:48
  What was that stat? Yeah, back those back-to-back
• 58:50
  Rd. games, you know, and like that, that, that winning
• 58:53
  percentage on that second game, like with back-to-back Rd. games
• 58:57
  like that in the SEC, like suddenly that's that's where the
• 59:01
  drop off happens. That's and I forgot the
• 59:03
  percentages, but it was significant to like it had
• 59:06
  nothing to do with the team itself as much as it had to do
• 59:09
  playing it back-to-back schedule on the road, you know what I
• 59:13
  mean? And that's and that and that's
• 59:14
  the major factor. So yeah, I'll be looking at some
• 59:17
  of that stuff, man. I'm not a major better but like
• 59:19
  I like to bet every once in a while.
• 59:20
  Get a little actually. We're going to be talking with
• 59:23
  him a little bit more, but I've I've wrote those notes to both
• 59:26
  of those things I wrote. That's a big thing.
• 59:28
  He kind of elaborates, you know, like, think about UCLA and he
• 59:32
  broke these examples now. And I can't remember everything,
• 59:35
  but like UCLA go into Michigan one week and then Maryland the
• 59:39
  next or something like that. Like that's a tough deal for a
• 59:42
  team that's in the West Coast. And I was talking to my neighbor
• 59:46
  Sean earlier today. He was backing out of his
• 59:49
  driveway. I saw him and, and we're talking
• 59:52
  about the show. He was ready for football
• 59:54
  season. I was like, we're ready for
• 59:55
  football season too, man. We in fact, we did a football
• 59:58
  show like we've, we've kicked it off.
• 1:00:00
  Football season's here for us. And he, he, he can't, I mean,
• 1:00:05
  just can't wait for it to, to get going.
• 1:00:08
  And he's like, dude. Everything's changed like
• 1:00:13
  there's nothing. I told him every football is.
• 1:00:17
  We've known it for our whole lives has changed this year.
• 1:00:20
  It's all it's hit the reset button.
• 1:00:22
  The Hall of Fame game is being played right now as we're doing
• 1:00:25
  this in the NFL, which I'm not. AI don't care about preseason
• 1:00:30
  even at that. I'm not that big of a who's.
• 1:00:33
  Playing in that game. Who's No idea who's playing?
• 1:00:36
  Couldn't tell you. Are there two teams playing or
• 1:00:39
  is it just a bunch of? No, no, I mean, there's a
• 1:00:40
  there's a, it's a preseason. It's a preseason game game.
• 1:00:44
  It's the Bears, right? I don't know.
• 1:00:46
  Possibly. I have no idea who the Hell's
• 1:00:48
  playing. I.
• 1:00:48
  Think it's the Bears because ready Stewart, I think from
• 1:00:50
  Troy, who was a corner last year.
• 1:00:52
  I think he may be starting tonight in that game and he was
• 1:00:54
  an undrafted free agent. He's been showing out so far and
• 1:00:58
  I think he may be starting. There was word on there was a
• 1:01:00
  rumor he may be starting in this game.
• 1:01:02
  I don't know if he's got. It in the.
• 1:01:03
  Bears, thank you. Keep an eye on that guy.
• 1:01:05
  Thanks, Paul. Yes, there you go Yep, the Joe
• 1:01:08
  Burrow LED Texans. Wait, no, that's Madden.
• 1:01:15
  Oh man. Yeah.
• 1:01:16
  And he broke down, he went in. If we wanted to go into it, he
• 1:01:20
  he he goes into. Let's see what else I've got.
• 1:01:24
  I got a couple little videos from and again, this is coming
• 1:01:28
  out tomorrow. It is I wanted, you know, we've
• 1:01:32
  got some LSU people in here. What do you think about the
• 1:01:34
  Tigers this year? What do you what what's your
• 1:01:37
  thoughts? Well, I don't even know what the
• 1:01:39
  over under win total is for. Them boy skirts around this.
• 1:01:41
  One, this is how we know how and this is how I'm prepared for
• 1:01:46
  football season. You and and the handler went
• 1:01:49
  into this show like we wanted to go in blind, like almost a
• 1:01:54
  little. Embarrassing watching it back
• 1:01:56
  how little we knew. But anyhow, well, it's it's not
• 1:02:00
  like we're a football show. Football show be super
• 1:02:02
  embarrassing. We're not.
• 1:02:03
  We brought in. Hey, this guy's a he's a he's a
• 1:02:05
  professional senior handicapper and he, you know, does all this
• 1:02:08
  other stuff. Exactly.
• 1:02:09
  But I do have some LSU folks. Let's hear what he what he gets
• 1:02:13
  about the Tigers, and he leaves some other little interesting
• 1:02:16
  bits. It's 9 1/2.
• 1:02:18
  Oh, is it OK? You know, you obviously lost
• 1:02:22
  Shane Daniels, who was spectacular and then two first
• 1:02:25
  round picks at wide receiver. But you know, I like Nussmeyer.
• 1:02:29
  I mean, he's going to be a downgrade from Daniels, But I
• 1:02:31
  mean, Daniels won the Heisman. The thing is, is y'all are just,
• 1:02:35
  I mean, that had to be. I mean, you've been following
• 1:02:38
  LSU forever. I mean, can you remember a
• 1:02:40
  defense worse than that? I mean, I can't remember a
• 1:02:42
  defense worse for LSU last year and for Florida the last four
• 1:02:45
  years. I mean, so y'all got a new
• 1:02:47
  defensive coordinator, you got Missouri's defensive coordinator
• 1:02:51
  Blake Baker, but you lost your awesome offensive coordinator.
• 1:02:55
  He went back to Notre Dame and y'all promoted from within.
• 1:02:59
  But if if the new DC can get the defense corrected and you know,
• 1:03:04
  back to normal, I think the offense is still going to be
• 1:03:07
  really good, just not as good. So I think LSU, I think they're
• 1:03:13
  probably going to be like a nine and three type of team, which
• 1:03:16
  you know, if I'm not saying a nine and.
• 1:03:20
  Three team perfectly acceptable for their program.
• 1:03:26
  But hey, you know, there might be a nine and three team from
• 1:03:30
  the SEC that gets into the CFP. It's it's not going to be
• 1:03:32
  impossible. That's true too.
• 1:03:34
  Handler's about to. That is true.
• 1:03:36
  Back down to reality, isn't he? Reality is going to city.
• 1:03:42
  I don't. Know man, that the board like,
• 1:03:44
  yes, one would think so that they'll be a levelling off and
• 1:03:47
  they'll become just another good, really good team, but then
• 1:03:49
  I think they're going to be down.
• 1:03:51
  This year is just because new blood.
• 1:03:55
  What you're not supposed to be, You're not supposed to be.
• 1:03:59
  You're not supposed to be. You're supposed to win maybe 8-9
• 1:04:01
  ball games. I know I.
• 1:04:03
  Ain't writing them off. I'm not writing them off.
• 1:04:06
  Did Nick Saban just. Totally, just shift the gear so
• 1:04:10
  hard that it can't even get you can't get it out of 7th gear,
• 1:04:12
  you know? I mean, it's just running like
• 1:04:14
  you can't even pull. Back but as we.
• 1:04:16
  As. We talk about.
• 1:04:17
  I don't know. I don't think so.
• 1:04:18
  I mean, how do you stop Georgia right now?
• 1:04:22
  Who can stop Georgia? Georgia's the biggest.
• 1:04:24
  I don't think Alabama's biggest machine was to stop Georgia.
• 1:04:27
  I don't think LSU's poised to stop Georgia.
• 1:04:29
  I don't think anybody Florida, I don't think anybody is poised to
• 1:04:35
  stop Georgia. But.
• 1:04:38
  No, Georgia, Georgia. It would have to be like a Tiger
• 1:04:40
  Woods type situation. You know what I mean?
• 1:04:42
  Like Kirby Smart just caught smoking crack or something under
• 1:04:45
  a bridge. I gave you something bizarre it
• 1:04:47
  would it would take to disrupt that train, you know what I
• 1:04:50
  mean? Like I just don't see it
• 1:04:52
  happening now. I thought that would debo to
• 1:04:54
  Debo, you know, he's up there at.
• 1:05:06
  That is true. That is true.
• 1:05:08
  Like I. I and how did it?
• 1:05:09
  Just how did it? I don't know what happened
• 1:05:11
  there. Well, I know, I know what
• 1:05:13
  happened there. Dabo, he just.
• 1:05:15
  Defensive coordinator, right, Dabo?
• 1:05:17
  I said. Debo Dabo.
• 1:05:20
  Yeah. So Dabo, Yeah.
• 1:05:22
  I was like a Debo on his bike and I was like.
• 1:05:25
  Debo was running a football pro. Basically, he was.
• 1:05:28
  I was waiting for you to correct me.
• 1:05:29
  I was like, I know it's. Not Debo.
• 1:05:31
  I didn't think I heard that right.
• 1:05:33
  But you know what he's turned into, Debo, You know what I
• 1:05:35
  mean? It's like, you know, he's turned
• 1:05:35
  into it's. Crazy Mike Gundy is what he's
• 1:05:38
  turned into and it's just unfortunate they they really
• 1:05:44
  they've been they've been so good for so long, but he would
• 1:05:48
  he refused to accept nil is what happened to Dabo and because.
• 1:05:58
  And he became deep. He became deep.
• 1:06:00
  Exactly. He whipped it.
• 1:06:01
  And I would have thought, man, if Saban left, that he was going
• 1:06:04
  to be the guy that Alabama would have just done anything to get,
• 1:06:09
  you know, to have him there. And it wasn't even once it all
• 1:06:13
  once it all started playing out. Yeah, no, Paul Rogers says.
• 1:06:18
  To hell with Georgia. I'm with you, brother.
• 1:06:21
  I'm with you. Yeah, He's a Florida Gator fan.
• 1:06:23
  He's a Florida Gator fan, which which you're going to love.
• 1:06:26
  This week's Bubba exclusive interview with Brian Edwards,
• 1:06:30
  also a Florida Gator fan. We won't hold that against him
• 1:06:34
  on Tigs bits, but he he does give some very interesting
• 1:06:40
  Florida takes throughout the deal.
• 1:06:42
  It's not maybe as positive as you would want it to be either,
• 1:06:47
  Paul. It sounds like it may be a rough
• 1:06:49
  ride this season, brother, but. Yeah, yeah, he's that's
• 1:06:53
  football, baby, but it. Sounds like it probably ain't
• 1:06:55
  going to be the best ride for Troy for.
• 1:06:57
  The Troy, I like Billy Napier. I think I thought he was a good
• 1:06:59
  coach. I just don't think that like so
• 1:07:02
  far it's been optimal, you know what I mean?
• 1:07:04
  Like, it's not, it's not necessarily him, man, that's
• 1:07:07
  just a lot. There's a lot.
• 1:07:08
  There's a lot of elements that go into this thing and
• 1:07:11
  everything has to be kind. Of just timing, you know, with
• 1:07:13
  the nil. The way it's.
• 1:07:15
  Exploding Billy Napier really didn't show.
• 1:07:17
  No one really had any experience with how that works.
• 1:07:21
  And then he takes over a gauntlet at Florida, which has
• 1:07:25
  in the last 30 years high expectations to to compete for
• 1:07:30
  national championships. They do.
• 1:07:32
  They're the swamp. They're bad ass, You know, I
• 1:07:34
  mean, no doubt about it. Expect Florida to to be there
• 1:07:38
  and they and they they're they're mediocre, which is just
• 1:07:42
  not what you expect them to be. And they're going to beat some
• 1:07:45
  teams that they shouldn't. They're going to win some games
• 1:07:47
  this year that they shouldn't. They're going to lose some games
• 1:07:50
  that they should win, you know, and they're going to be average,
• 1:07:55
  it sounds like. Minutes.
• 1:07:57
  It's crazy what's happening. So much rapid change happening
• 1:08:00
  in college football right now. And like either so many people
• 1:08:04
  are going to get left behind and they're not going to be able to
• 1:08:06
  compete like coaches. And then I think you're going to
• 1:08:09
  see some people like, not necessarily this person, but
• 1:08:12
  something like this, like Mr. Beast suddenly taking over a
• 1:08:15
  football program and because he knows how to work all the
• 1:08:18
  angles, you know, of social media in the whole world, Like
• 1:08:21
  suddenly he's the he gets the right people around and gets the
• 1:08:24
  right coordinators in place. Like he could probably run a
• 1:08:26
  football team and win national championships year, year in and
• 1:08:28
  year out. You know what I mean?
• 1:08:29
  Like it's, it's that. Dream.
• 1:08:31
  Or did we somehow another correlate college football to
• 1:08:35
  wrestling, to politics and just tie it all together with Brian
• 1:08:39
  Edwards? Maybe I'm maybe I dreamed it,
• 1:08:41
  but but I've had this thought that you're going down.
• 1:08:44
  This has come through my head for sure.
• 1:08:48
  I think it is. It's going to be.
• 1:08:50
  It's just that it's that Wild West right now and like, and
• 1:08:53
  then those are going to survive it and some of those are going
• 1:08:56
  to get spit out, man. And then some new things, new
• 1:09:00
  life and new bloods going to be born.
• 1:09:01
  And it's going to blow people's mind.
• 1:09:03
  What's going to what leadership's going to look like?
• 1:09:05
  I think you're 100% right. It's a whole new era of
• 1:09:10
  football. Like this is the mark in the
• 1:09:13
  sand. This is the mark, you know, the
• 1:09:15
  this year, the 12 team playoff, this is going to be where
• 1:09:20
  everything changed, the different conference alignments.
• 1:09:24
  The game is no longer what we what our daddies, what our
• 1:09:29
  grandfathers, what their grandfathers.
• 1:09:32
  It is no longer the same game. It's no longer the same division
• 1:09:36
  lines. Everything is changed.
• 1:09:38
  Will it be goodwill it be for the bad?
• 1:09:40
  Time will tell with all of that, but there's no doubt in the SEC.
• 1:09:46
  The schedules get insane and it gets tough.
• 1:09:49
  Like Jason Hilton saying here, LA, just LSU schedule this year.
• 1:09:54
  They play USC S not South Carolina, though they do.
• 1:09:58
  I think they do play South Carolina.
• 1:10:00
  I think they play them both, but they play USC, the Trojans,
• 1:10:05
  UCLA, yeah, you open up with USC, right?
• 1:10:07
  Alabama A and MI mean you know, and Oklahoma play Oklahoma
• 1:10:12
  crazy, I mean A33. The amount of change coming to
• 1:10:17
  college football is like pretty going to be pretty strong.
• 1:10:20
  It's like there's nothing ever in the history of the sport
• 1:10:23
  that's ever been anything like this.
• 1:10:25
  And the outcome, I have no idea what it looks like.
• 1:10:28
  It's it's, it's scarier than it is positive.
• 1:10:32
  Like, you know, I mean, I'm not optimistic about how this all
• 1:10:34
  looks, you know, in the next year or two.
• 1:10:36
  But you know, that's probably one of the reasons why Nick
• 1:10:39
  Saban's no longer to Alabama is because all this I feel like,
• 1:10:42
  and so I don't know, man, you know, it's going to be
• 1:10:45
  interesting. There's got to be some sort of
• 1:10:47
  an adjustment and you know, like a like a retooling and like,
• 1:10:50
  hey, we got to reset and grab ahold of this thing somehow.
• 1:10:54
  But I just don't know how they're going to do it.
• 1:10:55
  I think it's got away from them. Have you frozen again?
• 1:11:00
  Is it It was me that was out that time?
• 1:11:01
  We're back? No.
• 1:11:02
  Was it me? Was it you?
• 1:11:04
  It was you I had to take like CenturyLink is flat.
• 1:11:08
  Out they're coming after this on this we've messed up they.
• 1:11:11
  Are they're messing with our IPS?
• 1:11:13
  Dude, there's no doubt in my mind.
• 1:11:15
  We've never had this problem on stream yard.
• 1:11:16
  That's right, we've. Never had this problem with
• 1:11:18
  anything ever. All these shows that we've done.
• 1:11:22
  Well, I guess we've got to get to wrapping this thing up before
• 1:11:24
  they just. I think that's what they're
• 1:11:25
  trying to tell us. Like we, we're not going to give
• 1:11:29
  away our whole damn show that we talked about that.
• 1:11:31
  You can go listen to it tomorrow, right?
• 1:11:37
  Is that John Co. Actually printed two of these
• 1:11:45
  accidentally. That's why I got another one.
• 1:11:50
  And you know where I found that printer?
• 1:11:51
  You know I told you that little secret I got here so.
• 1:11:53
  Oh, yes. Yes.
• 1:11:54
  Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, She says.
• 1:11:56
  Y'all keep saying saving. You mean Satan?
• 1:11:59
  She's still bitter. I'm OK with saving.
• 1:12:02
  It's OK. He's going to fix nil.
• 1:12:04
  That's what we need. We need him for that.
• 1:12:07
  We truly need him for that. Maybe I need to text him?
• 1:12:10
  I didn't text him yet. Maybe I should try to get him on
• 1:12:12
  the show since I have his phone number.
• 1:12:13
  Do you have his phone number? You do have his phone number?
• 1:12:16
  I do have his phone number 100%. Like maybe I should text.
• 1:12:19
  I'm going to text him. You should.
• 1:12:21
  You know what should I should? How should I frame it up?
• 1:12:23
  He's never heard from me. He doesn't know who I am.
• 1:12:25
  Hey coach. Hey Coach.
• 1:12:26
  With Tig's bits looking forward, maybe I say hey on the show, do
• 1:12:29
  you? When I say hey coach, it's
• 1:12:33
  Blasi, the one man posse with Tigs bits.
• 1:12:36
  Just go all in, you know what I mean?
• 1:12:37
  Like really get his attention. You know who I am.
• 1:12:41
  I've got your number. You know who I am.
• 1:12:43
  You know what I mean? Like I'm Pat McAfee basically,
• 1:12:46
  you know what I mean? Maybe he won't get on social
• 1:12:48
  media and look around and just come.
• 1:12:49
  Maybe he'll just come join. I mean I'll just send him a
• 1:12:52
  link, see if he hops in. He thinks it's I'm sitting here
• 1:12:55
  with Pat McAfee. We'll get Marty to get him on.
• 1:13:00
  They can. They can finish their.
• 1:13:01
  Goals to work, Yeah, I think people are a little bit behind.
• 1:13:05
  People are saying that we're gone, they may be leaving us,
• 1:13:08
  whatever. We're kind of kind of wrap up.
• 1:13:09
  But I did we do want to talk. We met this whole show and we
• 1:13:13
  did not talk about all the upcoming guests that we do have.
• 1:13:17
  Blacy, you and I did breakdown Mike Ragsdale.
• 1:13:20
  We both secured big guests. Did you did you talk about some
• 1:13:24
  of that while I was out Just Mike Ragsdale with 30 A.
• 1:13:28
  That's what I did. That was what that was how I
• 1:13:31
  filled the gap while you were gone.
• 1:13:33
  OK. So perfect, perfect, perfect.
• 1:13:36
  Yeah. Jason said this is how the
• 1:13:37
  rapture will happen. Or did it?
• 1:13:41
  We're back around. If it happened, we didn't make
• 1:13:43
  it. And that's extremely a bunch of
• 1:13:45
  good people around me. So if like, you know, like, I
• 1:13:48
  hope not, but do you ever watch that show on HBO?
• 1:13:51
  That what was it? The Leftovers?
• 1:13:53
  I think that was the name of it. Oh, yeah.
• 1:13:55
  Kind of. It got a little weird.
• 1:13:57
  Is it left behind? Not the Not the leftovers.
• 1:14:00
  Left behind leftovers would have been a better name.
• 1:14:06
  Think about it. The Leftovers.
• 1:14:09
  It would have. Oh my God, I've turned it into
• 1:14:16
  my mother. Leftovers.
• 1:14:20
  What's in the fridge? It's just the leftovers that God
• 1:14:24
  left mine. You know exactly what I'm
• 1:14:29
  talking about. Oh, man, yeah, I don't know
• 1:14:34
  where we were going with that, but yeah.
• 1:14:36
  So we've we've got some good guests coming on Blasey.
• 1:14:41
  We we do. I secured, yeah, because I
• 1:14:43
  mentioned Mike Ragsdale and you got.
• 1:14:45
  Who Dennis you secure Austin Dennis, Some of you.
• 1:14:47
  Guys. Oh yeah, big time, big time
• 1:14:50
  TikTok. Yeah.
• 1:14:51
  Instagram guy, huh? Blasey.
• 1:14:52
  Just doing what we do, you know, just doing what we do.
• 1:14:56
  Yeah, he he had a lot. I was on TikTok just checking
• 1:14:59
  stuff and Austin was had a live going on.
• 1:15:04
  He's a good old boy from Alabama.
• 1:15:06
  He lives somewhere here close to close to Baton Rouge.
• 1:15:09
  So he's he's not far may have him in studio.
• 1:15:13
  He may be the first in studio guest very.
• 1:15:16
  Possibly we may go. Remote but I got a feeling we're
• 1:15:19
  going to be talking to Austin a lot more.
• 1:15:21
  But dude, if. You need to borrow a microphone.
• 1:15:24
  Yes, I'm going to need another shirt.
• 1:15:26
  Yeah, I got a few. Or someone could Venmo with some
• 1:15:29
  and I'll buy one, whatever. But Austin's going to come in
• 1:15:33
  man, and we're going to visit with him.
• 1:15:35
  He does cooking stuff. He has a new rub and spices and
• 1:15:39
  stuff out. I posted on our Instagram page
• 1:15:43
  just tonight. He put a video out just today of
• 1:15:48
  basically a thank you. He's been doing this for 16
• 1:15:51
  months and he quit a full time job.
• 1:15:54
  We'll get into all this with him to Yeah, this is what he does.
• 1:15:58
  He does social media brother. Man.
• 1:16:01
  Quit his job to do. Congratulations, that's so cool
• 1:16:04
  dude. Doing what he loves doing it
• 1:16:06
  well, by the way, puts out recipes every day, just does
• 1:16:10
  stuff like that. He's absolutely crushing it.
• 1:16:14
  And then I just asked him, I was like, we'd love to have you on
• 1:16:17
  the show. And he's like, and alive at
• 1:16:19
  about 150 people in there chilling, kind of like, you
• 1:16:22
  know, just like we're doing. It was like, I'd love to shoot
• 1:16:25
  me Adm. So I did.
• 1:16:26
  And then we started texting yesterday, and I sent him some
• 1:16:30
  links to the show and stuff like that so he could watch some
• 1:16:33
  stuff. He was like, hell yeah, dude,
• 1:16:35
  I'd love to come home. He's like, all right, yes, yes.
• 1:16:39
  I think Jr. and Justin Moore sold it.
• 1:16:41
  But anyhow, you know what? Every single.
• 1:16:46
  Time, you know, like closer. You know you like we do.
• 1:16:49
  This, we do this, we do this. We got the kid, we get this.
• 1:16:51
  And by the way, other guy, you know, he's a tour manager.
• 1:16:53
  Justin Moore. Like, oh, well, really?
• 1:16:55
  Yeah, I'd love going to. Show Lacey that it was not due
• 1:16:58
  to effort. I was we wanted to preview it.
• 1:17:02
  We wanted to tease it just in case it happened tonight, but
• 1:17:06
  it's going to happen one of these nights when we're doing
• 1:17:10
  one of these that boom, here he is live from the stage, Jr. the
• 1:17:15
  handler with Justin Moore. And just like not not an
• 1:17:19
  interview because as you know, he's focused.
• 1:17:22
  It's Showtime with JM but. Oh, he's dialed in.
• 1:17:25
  He is in the middle of the set. He's on stage.
• 1:17:27
  He's full deal. Like, yeah, it didn't happen.
• 1:17:29
  Like we said, it was probably a 5% chance, but 100% chance where
• 1:17:32
  he would be if he did. No doubt.
• 1:17:34
  Yep, Rainey says. That but it all.
• 1:17:36
  It all works itself out. Gods are mad.
• 1:17:40
  They they are think all of that isn't that.
• 1:17:43
  Amazing. Like two things have happened
• 1:17:47
  this week and I will never repeat them ever ever ever again
• 1:17:52
  #1 Just before we started the show, before we hit record with
• 1:17:57
  our good friend Brian Edwards, I said, and it is me that said it,
• 1:18:03
  not you. I said, what if this show just
• 1:18:06
  sucked and we got nothing from it?
• 1:18:08
  Like because it's never happened.
• 1:18:10
  By the way, this is our 101st episode, Lacey, I think we
• 1:18:14
  forget. We, we forgot, we missed 100.
• 1:18:17
  We missed 100. We missed, almost missed 101.
• 1:18:21
  Who was 100? Who was?
• 1:18:22
  Kurt Mardell Yeah, and we didn't realize we were doing #100.
• 1:18:27
  Congratulations, you are #100 on the list, Yeah.
• 1:18:32
  You win another visit to our show again, so you will be back
• 1:18:36
  again for Marty Smith was number 50.
• 1:18:39
  Congrats. Bardella and Marty Smith also
• 1:18:43
  welcome to come back in here. Marty Smith at #50.
• 1:18:46
  That wasn't planned, and Kurt Bardella was not planned at #1.
• 1:18:49
  I forgot about that. Yeah, it was not planned at all.
• 1:18:52
  I didn't know about it. Who's this shit will be with
• 1:18:54
  today or yesterday? You said we, by the way, we did
• 1:18:57
  our It's going to be 150. I was like, Dang, 150 Donald
• 1:19:01
  Trump. In all in.
• 1:19:06
  Or Joe Biden, I believe. Maybe both of them.
• 1:19:08
  Maybe we could. Maybe we should host the debate.
• 1:19:11
  There should be a debate this fall hosted by your friends at
• 1:19:15
  Tigs Bits. Did you see Alex Stein's Olympic
• 1:19:21
  Stein? Go to our go to our pop go.
• 1:19:25
  To our pony everything. Posted it.
• 1:19:27
  Go check out Alex Stein. Interesting Olympics from his
• 1:19:33
  studio. Yeah.
• 1:19:37
  Oh, I got to know that he showed an I've been last night because
• 1:19:41
  it was it was posted. Seven or eight hours or I was
• 1:19:44
  going to watch tonight and I just got busy trying to get set
• 1:19:46
  up and I never, I never got to do it.
• 1:19:48
  Yeah, I did. Oh, he is.
• 1:19:51
  Yeah. So we've got Austin Dennis
• 1:19:52
  coming on, we've got Mike as you got to DDP coming on, Bowser and
• 1:19:58
  Boo Weekly, some big guests, Boo.
• 1:20:02
  Boo and that dude box and orangutans.
• 1:20:09
  Oh man, I can't either. We're getting out and about.
• 1:20:12
  Two kids are back in school. We did not mention it.
• 1:20:16
  The whole episode's called back in school.
• 1:20:18
  We're going to have to rename this sucker back to school.
• 1:20:21
  Chaos. Chaos is what this show has been
• 1:20:24
  though. Your kids are back in school.
• 1:20:27
  Yeah. So yeah.
• 1:20:29
  You're back in school. Riley went to some camps Monday
• 1:20:34
  through Wednesday. Today at 7:30 AM we had to be at
• 1:20:39
  the school at 7:30 AM. Yes Sir, 6th grade day.
• 1:20:45
  Just August 1st, yeah. Dang man, that's and that's
• 1:20:49
  still 14th this year, man Crazy. We got pushed back.
• 1:20:52
  We just didn't. I go to school.
• 1:20:54
  It is, it is, but I got a whole next this week.
• 1:20:56
  I got plans this week we're going fun.
• 1:20:58
  I want to take. I've visited some cool stuff.
• 1:21:00
  Yeah, it's over. Our summer's over, brother.
• 1:21:02
  And now Riley doesn't go to bat. He goes to school in the morning
• 1:21:06
  and they're doing a prep day. They're it's a big step up from
• 1:21:10
  the 5th grade to the 6th grade. You get lockers, you have a lot
• 1:21:15
  more responsibilities. I would not want to be in the
• 1:21:18
  6th grade. Blasey yeah, Hell's going in the
• 1:21:21
  6th grade too? Not whatsoever.
• 1:21:23
  Please rule me out. Yeah, my son's going from
• 1:21:28
  elementary to middle school, I guess a major transition, you
• 1:21:30
  know, DC. Trip.
• 1:21:31
  One time I went to the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier Blacy and I
• 1:21:35
  got delayed. That's terrible.
• 1:21:37
  I wore white pants actually. Crapped your pants?
• 1:21:39
  One of the. First time as I'd ever flown, I
• 1:21:41
  blamed. It Oh my God.
• 1:21:43
  Which I'd also exploded a bag of Reese's on that same flight.
• 1:21:48
  They went everywhere. I also did sit on them, so there
• 1:21:52
  was a chance that that was the problem.
• 1:21:54
  But ultimately I was wearing white pants, had an issue on the
• 1:21:59
  plane, and went to the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and I can't
• 1:22:02
  believe I'm publicly telling this right now, but I feel that
• 1:22:05
  I should at the end of. This Wow.
• 1:22:08
  So you kept rolling around in those white pants the rest of
• 1:22:11
  the day with that stain on there.
• 1:22:13
  Honored our nation with it. You had to walk around, man,
• 1:22:20
  that is. Wait, so you kept this happened
• 1:22:23
  on a plane? 6th grade baby.
• 1:22:25
  And then you just kept continuing when you're.
• 1:22:27
  On one of those trips. You just walked to the Tomb of
• 1:22:31
  the Unknown Soldier watch crap in your pants coming through
• 1:22:33
  white. Little lavatory on the plane and
• 1:22:37
  got a lot out. I mean to be fair.
• 1:22:43
  You just had, I don't know, like a chocolate.
• 1:22:44
  Ring I don't know why, I mean some of my friends I tell this
• 1:22:48
  story amongst. A lot of everybody, whatever,
• 1:22:51
  Who cares? Everybody's got these stories,
• 1:22:53
  you know? That's mine. 6th grade oops shit
• 1:22:58
  myself my pants. 6th grade I I did not crapped my pants in 6th
• 1:23:02
  grade but I moved from Elba to OP in the 6th grade and that was
• 1:23:05
  a 15 minutes away and the most major transition you could ever
• 1:23:08
  imagine. Elba was more to feel and kind
• 1:23:11
  of cool and hot was really like hardcore and a little more like,
• 1:23:16
  my God, you got a little bit a little bit.
• 1:23:18
  You got to be a little bit more country and I than you did in
• 1:23:20
  Elba. Elba was everybody was more laid
• 1:23:22
  back and I showed up first day of school with.
• 1:23:24
  Parents that hadn't jumped there.
• 1:23:26
  Yet nobody ever wanted to fight me.
• 1:23:28
  Everybody wanted to fight me. Oh my God it was awful.
• 1:23:32
  Like it was like every dude wanted to fight me.
• 1:23:34
  It was terrible. I ended up, I became friends
• 1:23:36
  with literally like by by the 1st recess became friends with
• 1:23:43
  these two twins named John and Don Baker.
• 1:23:45
  They were kind of, they kind of look like a what's his name from
• 1:23:48
  Guns and Roses lead singer. Yeah, like 2 Axl Roses really
• 1:23:54
  hardcore kids though, you know, I mean, they're a little bit
• 1:23:56
  overdeveloped, but kind of short, stunny, but still like
• 1:23:59
  what they should be like 19, you know what I mean?
• 1:24:01
  Like, and they were cool and they were, you know, kind of
• 1:24:05
  like that they were into that kind of music stuff.
• 1:24:06
  I became friends with them. They were.
• 1:24:08
  And then there was a Reggie Ware big dude, man's a black guy
• 1:24:13
  there, but came. But I mean literally before
• 1:24:15
  break I was like I knew I had to get protection.
• 1:24:18
  And then sure enough, dude by recess, first recess, first day
• 1:24:21
  of school for was parachute pants homes and I was trying out
• 1:24:23
  there. Fight me.
• 1:24:24
  I was small man. You know, it's like dude, Reggie
• 1:24:27
  Ware steps in, John and Don Baker steps in.
• 1:24:29
  I had like they they realized I rolled with a posse.
• 1:24:31
  I was like, dude, this guy, he came, how did he do this so
• 1:24:35
  fast? I was like, hey, I, I may not be
• 1:24:38
  the biggest guy here, but I'm pretty smart.
• 1:24:39
  So they fought my fights for me, like not those early fights.
• 1:24:42
  And then after that, everybody chilled out and knew I.
• 1:24:45
  Look, at least you, well, I mean, you shoot your pants or I
• 1:24:51
  shoot my pants. You know you wore parachute
• 1:24:53
  pants. Pants a problem in the 6th
• 1:24:56
  grade. Really big pants are a problem
• 1:25:00
  in the 6th grade. That's the bottom line.
• 1:25:03
  Really honestly go conservative on the pants first day 6th
• 1:25:05
  grade. Like let's just wear shorts,
• 1:25:07
  something normal. Some jeans.
• 1:25:08
  Don't don't don't go crazy. Don't wear white pants.
• 1:25:11
  Don't wear parachute pants in your back to school.
• 1:25:12
  Chaos moms better listen to this out there, you know, make sure
• 1:25:17
  your kids don't wear those parachute pants and white pants.
• 1:25:20
  Terrible, terrible idea. Even though you look good, it's
• 1:25:24
  around Easter time and you match and you're going to Washington,
• 1:25:27
  DC. Terrible decision.
• 1:25:30
  I'm not sure. I hope my mom's not watching
• 1:25:32
  this. I'm not sure that mom even knows
• 1:25:34
  that really happened. But it it, Sir, it really did.
• 1:25:38
  It really did happen. It was terrible.
• 1:25:40
  That's funny, dude. Oh, that's great, man.
• 1:25:44
  How many tweets does Bubba send out today as we're sitting here
• 1:25:46
  doing this show? Like my tweets still come up on
• 1:25:49
  my screen. I mean, it's unbelievable.
• 1:25:51
  He's like a machine gun right now.
• 1:25:52
  Now, I don't think that's him at 8:30 PM.
• 1:25:54
  Who gets after that? Is that him?
• 1:25:57
  That's not him, is it? Yeah, our podcast probably just.
• 1:26:00
  It's probably. Seth or Lummy, isn't it?
• 1:26:02
  You never got to. I mean that today that with
• 1:26:05
  these days with the Bubble Army podcast, I love it.
• 1:26:08
  I love Seth's solo work, by the way.
• 1:26:10
  I've I listened to his solo show today, his Eminem deal, which is
• 1:26:14
  fantastic. Oh man, he and I haven't
• 1:26:16
  listened to it yet. More Seth and I are basically on
• 1:26:20
  the same page musically with so many things, but we're all both
• 1:26:25
  so busy, you know, we don't get to talk to each other like like
• 1:26:29
  we like we need like we need to, but but it's solo.
• 1:26:33
  Works been fantastic. I'm just enjoying all the
• 1:26:36
  podcasts. Of course I love here.
• 1:26:39
  I love how they mix it up like freaking Operation Pigmentation
• 1:26:43
  came out on a Tuesday this week. You never know.
• 1:26:46
  You just don't know what the hell when it's coming.
• 1:26:48
  It's great. I, I sent it.
• 1:26:51
  I sent it to know this morning. That was the first thing that I
• 1:26:53
  woke up. You never know.
• 1:26:55
  Got this podcast edited with Brian Edwards and sent it to him
• 1:26:58
  because I felt he might need it today.
• 1:27:00
  Looks like it's coming out tomorrow, which is perfect,
• 1:27:03
  even. Yeah.
• 1:27:05
  So blasey. Yeah, Let's get out of here.
• 1:27:10
  Are you ready to wrap this thing up?
• 1:27:11
  What song are you going to go sing?
• 1:27:13
  What you going to sing? Yeah, I got a song to sing.
• 1:27:15
  I'm being summons back there. I'm like, God, I've got a show
• 1:27:17
  to do. I'm telling you, I got a song to
• 1:27:19
  sing. I'm telling you, I've got a show
• 1:27:20
  to do. It's like it's the opposite.
• 1:27:21
  I'm going, I got a show to do. I got a song to sing the.
• 1:27:24
  Hell yeah it is.