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DLHS Hour 4 | Five mistakes that turn your man into your friend · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the deal, Hug.
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  Speaker 2: We show your twenty uh twenty six, and just remember
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  Speaker 2: that if you were going to be in Chicago, I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna be at the uh Schanberg. I'm going to be
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  Speaker 2: at the Improv in Schamburg. So make sure you come
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  Speaker 2: check me out. I said this yesterday, and I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think black people like food.
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  Speaker 1: We like sauce. We don't like food.
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  Speaker 3: We like sauce.
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  Speaker 1: Everything.
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  Speaker 2: Every food we like got a sauce for it. No,
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  Speaker 2: we like we like chocolate, chocolate sauce on ice, Crenker.
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  Speaker 1: We only have vanilla.
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  Speaker 2: We don't it was we make, we chop, We make
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  Speaker 2: chot cha to put on stuff. We put, we put
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  Speaker 2: cho We put greens on top of greens. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: don't think, but I think it's not specifically just I
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  Speaker 2: think poor people period don't like food.
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  Speaker 1: They like sauce.
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  Speaker 2: And I think primarily is because the kind of food
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  Speaker 2: that we had, like when we grew up, it wasn't
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  Speaker 2: like the best.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you got to make it taste better.
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  Speaker 1: You got to make a taste better.
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  Speaker 4: Hot sauce makes everything.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, indeed, it was like it does.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's who wants to lettuce. I want to eat
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  Speaker 5: blue cheese dressing.
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  Speaker 2: This, I mean, I'll never forget. This is a true story.
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  Speaker 2: We were playing. I was playing a gig in Las
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  Speaker 2: Vegas when they had the All Star Game there many
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  Speaker 2: years ago. And the man of the beverage food and
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  Speaker 2: bevers man, not Frank, not Frank, not the one who
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  Speaker 2: was on casino.
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  Speaker 1: He came in.
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  Speaker 2: He said, I never saw this happen before. He said,
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  Speaker 2: we've run out of ranch dressing.
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  Speaker 4: There's gonna be a riot.
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  Speaker 1: He knew he said that, And that had to be nineteen.
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  Speaker 2: That'd be two thous Remember when Prince had the residency
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  Speaker 2: in Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: He came in. This dude came in.
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  Speaker 2: He had to call around other hotels to see if
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  Speaker 2: they and there was a ranch dressing shortage.
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  Speaker 4: I bet he was sweating bullets, man, I bet he
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  Speaker 4: was sweating.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 3: Do you notice they that they bring you extra garlic
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  Speaker 3: butter when you were at Bennie Hanna's, whether you order
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  Speaker 3: it or not, if you blame you know, because I
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  Speaker 3: have to tell him, don't bring I don't want that.
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  Speaker 1: What I do is say we should go to Minre.
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  Speaker 2: What I do is say like butter like so look
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  Speaker 2: like yeah, I'll say, no, man, can I have like you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: He's a plant undercovered spine. You can't be black. You
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  Speaker 2: should have done Kevin Hart roast.
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  Speaker 1: Here. It is no man.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, boy, I don't think we like food.
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  Speaker 2: I think we like sauce and we don't like singular food.
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  Speaker 2: All our food gotta be with together. If he's not
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  Speaker 2: as romantic as it used to be, we'll tell you why.
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  Speaker 1: Jazz Man.
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  Speaker 2: Give me five mistakes that are turning your man into
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  Speaker 2: just your friend by Julia, also from Adamore.
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  Speaker 5: Number five, you were not prioritizing sexts. Yeah, that it
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  Speaker 5: needs to be a private. Number four list friend. You
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  Speaker 5: tell him how hot another guy is?
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  Speaker 1: Are you fine?
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  Speaker 4: Number three of the top five or stakes he got
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  Speaker 4: you only dress up for other people? Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 5: Number two of the top five, and saxs that are
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  Speaker 5: turney your man. It's just your friend, your shavy, you're prid,
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  Speaker 5: it's in front of him, that's what.
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  Speaker 4: Made him your man.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks.
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  Speaker 5: And the number one of the top five and stakes
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  Speaker 5: that attorney your man, it's just a friend.
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  Speaker 4: You're sending him out for PMS supply, Baby.
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  Speaker 1: What got what I need?
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  Speaker 2: And you say he's just a friend, and he says
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  Speaker 2: he's just all right. It's bigger and boulder and on
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  Speaker 2: tuned in and had a good time. I hope we're
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  Speaker 2: worth it.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: If you are in Chicago, I'm going to be at
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  Speaker 2: the Chamberg. I'm going to be the Chicago improv in Schamberg.
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  Speaker 2: So come check me out if you take a notion.
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  Speaker 2: Jasmine Sanders, what did you learn today?
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  Speaker 5: I learned that there are so many fake ads on
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  Speaker 5: social media are oh my goodness, I have been a
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  Speaker 5: victim of one.
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  Speaker 4: But people are trying to spread the word about it.
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  Speaker 5: But I mean reality, there's nothing you can do about
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  Speaker 5: it's going to happen. But now what they're doing is
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  Speaker 5: they're playing on black people's emotions, right because they use
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  Speaker 5: black people like they'll have a black mother who's crying saying,
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  Speaker 5: my son just wants to sell his crochet bags. And
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  Speaker 5: then you see him, you know, crocheting.
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  Speaker 4: It's not real, it's all AI.
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  Speaker 5: Now they have one where this guy is talking about
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  Speaker 5: how his wife is I don't know, making something and
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  Speaker 5: she's trying to sell and he's crying in the car saying.
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  Speaker 4: Also, I just want to make sure she's able to sell. That.
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  Speaker 5: They're all fake, fake ads, just because they got all
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  Speaker 5: of them of them, not every one of them, but
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  Speaker 5: you could tell if the mother is crying or the
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  Speaker 5: father is crying, and then they show you their kid
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  Speaker 5: doing something and they just want you to buy it.
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  Speaker 4: It's fake.
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  Speaker 2: Sally, Yeah, she'll not all right in his hands the King,
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  Speaker 2: would you learn today?
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  Speaker 3: I learned not the damn ting mine up here.
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  Speaker 2: I'm basking and all of this fake this yet that
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  Speaker 2: damn thing damn ting min.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well, that'll do it. Coming out. We got
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  Speaker 1: see you on the other side.
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