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Johnjay's Finsta has a Finsta · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake as John Jay and Rich what's crack alike? And
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  Speaker 1: this is the big bulls dog snoopy deagle double gigsel
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  Speaker 1: dan boom, what you don't do. We're not talking about
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  Speaker 1: rich ten team. We're not talking about last year. It's
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  Speaker 1: the one and only.
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  Speaker 2: Dog the class to snoop eagle double jiggle in your
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  Speaker 2: face to be and in the place to be.
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  Speaker 1: And you're listening to John Jay and Rich wake you
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  Speaker 1: as so well, John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 3: The text line you text jj R then whatever's on
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  Speaker 3: your mind to nine six eight nine three. We'll read
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  Speaker 3: your text on the air or we'll call you back.
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  Speaker 3: Like Kyle was talking about her son Easton, how when
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  Speaker 3: he goes to sleep at night, he won't go to sleep,
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  Speaker 3: and he starts asking all these questions like where he should.
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  Speaker 1: Go to college.
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  Speaker 3: He's only eight four you do number, says Kyle Easton
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  Speaker 3: needs more mental stimulation in the early evening.
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  Speaker 1: His brain is not tired.
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  Speaker 3: This other person says things like puzzles, Uh could wear
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  Speaker 3: him out to make him go to sleep.
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  Speaker 2: Hustles, that's a good, that's good mental stimulation.
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  Speaker 4: I have to think about where they're going, like.
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  Speaker 5: A fun family one too, where you guys all sit
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  Speaker 5: around and you do like one of those five hundred
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  Speaker 5: piece possibles.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then tell Kyle what I think is it?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my son sleeps with rain and thundersome sounds. My
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  Speaker 3: friend plays brown noise for her kids. What is brown noise?
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  Speaker 2: It's similar to like ah, but it's a different type
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  Speaker 2: of crickling.
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  Speaker 3: We use the sound machine for our kids, and my
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  Speaker 3: son Jake still sleeps with the sun machine.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We also all of us use it sound machine as well.
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  Speaker 3: So if I told you guys about my my fake
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  Speaker 3: Instagram account, yesh, so I have fins. Yeah, so I
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  Speaker 3: have a finsta and I was I got all involved
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  Speaker 3: in somebody who I've never met before story, Like it's
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  Speaker 3: like a soap opera, Like I want it to be
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  Speaker 3: a team. They don't know I exist, right, they don't
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  Speaker 3: know it's me. They don't know it's John j van
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  Speaker 3: Esked that's following them on the fake Instagram account. And
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  Speaker 3: one day the dude posted, there's people seeing my story
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  Speaker 3: and if I don't know you, if you don't comment
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  Speaker 3: on my story, I'm blocking you. And this dude like
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  Speaker 3: dumped his wife and kid for another for a girl
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  Speaker 3: who's a musician and he's like a magician and she's
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  Speaker 3: a musician. Yeah, so I'm like, oh my god, I'm
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  Speaker 3: like this is great. And then and then the wife
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  Speaker 3: that he left, she's posting all these sad things and
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  Speaker 3: how she's trying to overcomment right, And then all of
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  Speaker 3: a sudden, I get blocked by the guy because I
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  Speaker 3: didn't comment, and I saw the story and I was
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  Speaker 3: so bummed out. So I follow the musician and I
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  Speaker 3: follow the wife and I keep trying to read comments,
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  Speaker 3: but I can't read any comments from him because he
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  Speaker 3: blocked me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, I know, So I had to create another
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  Speaker 1: to follow that guy. I can't believe what this guy's doing.
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  Speaker 3: He's like flawting it in the ex wife's face, Like
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  Speaker 3: he like showed up at the at the New Girls.
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  Speaker 3: She's a singer and she's singing to some cloud and
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  Speaker 3: he showed up with flowers. And I'm like the balls
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  Speaker 3: on this guy, like he's doing how could you do that?
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  Speaker 3: You just left your wife like three months ago. I'm
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  Speaker 3: so involved in his story. And then I think he
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  Speaker 3: was screwing around with somebody else. I have never met
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  Speaker 3: any of these people, and I just happened to stumble
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  Speaker 3: on him, like maybe a year and a half ago.
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  Speaker 3: Like like I follow on my fake Instagram account, I'm
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  Speaker 3: following people with purpose right that that I know that
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  Speaker 3: I want to know what's going on in their life
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  Speaker 3: that they don't know what to me?
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  Speaker 1: John J.
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  Speaker 3: Van s this guy is just somebody that I stumbled
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  Speaker 3: upon and am fascinated by the star.
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  Speaker 1: I almost want to get him on the air.
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  Speaker 2: When you stumbled upon him, was he married or married?
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  Speaker 1: Watched he was fulling around with somebody else, right?
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  Speaker 3: And then I think he went public with a new girl,
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  Speaker 3: dumped his family, and I think the girl that he
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  Speaker 3: was fulled around with is now like spiraling sad crazy
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  Speaker 3: needs to be a Netflix special.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't think none of them magic? Does he
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  Speaker 1: do any good tricks? Has he showed him? I've never
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  Speaker 1: seen him do magic on any of the stuff. I
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  Speaker 1: keep looking for the magic. How does he magic? I know?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, well, that's so sad.
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  Speaker 2: You never want to hear about that, especially right now
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  Speaker 2: during the holidays. Up.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I feel bad for this. He just completely
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  Speaker 1: neglected his daughter.
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  Speaker 4: Well okay, but also good for him for putting it
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  Speaker 4: all out there because most people are cryptic on their
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  Speaker 4: emotionless Well.
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  Speaker 1: He's not. He doesn't say I dumped my wife and kid.
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  Speaker 1: He's just like, Oh.
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  Speaker 3: I'm in this relationship, here's this is whatever we've gone
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  Speaker 3: public or something.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 3: I'm only giving you my side of the story because
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  Speaker 3: I don't know everything that happened.
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  Speaker 4: Literally all you.
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  Speaker 1: Are you proud of your fake name that you've created
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  Speaker 1: for Finsta.
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  Speaker 3: I just took whatever name they came up with on Instagram.
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  Speaker 3: I'm proud of my profile picture though. Oh good, It's
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  Speaker 3: fun to come up with a fake profile picture.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 3: You got to go find I usually try to find
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  Speaker 3: someone famous, and then I try to go to one
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  Speaker 3: of their friends, and then I use that.
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  Speaker 1: There's a pattern anyway, Kyle, let's get it that I
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  Speaker 1: want to get into your husband Scott.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So Scott is the most introverted person on a
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  Speaker 2: daily basis. He doesn't want to leave the house, he
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  Speaker 2: doesn't want to go anywhere, he doesn't want to like
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  Speaker 2: do things with people until he has some alcohol in him,
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  Speaker 2: and then he is the life of the party. He's
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  Speaker 2: making jokes. He's like like and I love both both
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  Speaker 2: of him.
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  Speaker 4: There's two Scott's like.
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  Speaker 3: You have a name, like like like a rod and
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  Speaker 3: Alex Rodriguez, Like, is this introvert Scott Scott an extrovert Steve?
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  Speaker 4: No, Steve, we don't talk about Steve. Steve's a jerk.
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  Speaker 4: I met Steve one time. You will never be Steve
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  Speaker 4: in my book.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, so no, I do need to figure out
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  Speaker 2: a name for him. When he does, like, it's fun Scott.
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  Speaker 2: Fun Scott comes out. And he shocked me the other
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  Speaker 2: night because he was telling me or earlier in the
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  Speaker 2: day he was telling me. He's also like a sucker
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  Speaker 2: for Instagram ads, Like I need to like shut his
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  Speaker 2: Instagram ad off because like he'll be like, oh, I
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  Speaker 2: bought this thing three months ago and it shows up
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  Speaker 2: and it's like the most random, stupid thing, and he's like,
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  Speaker 2: it was.
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  Speaker 4: An Instagram ad.
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  Speaker 2: So he got an Instagram ad for to make a
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  Speaker 2: reservation at this nice restaurant and he decided to just
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  Speaker 2: make the reservation.
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  Speaker 4: Do we have plans? No, he invited.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't just for two, Like, it wasn't like he
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  Speaker 2: was going to take me out a date.
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  Speaker 4: It was for four people.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, you hold on, you made a
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  Speaker 2: reservation for four people whilst you were sober, Like what
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  Speaker 2: were you?
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  Speaker 4: Was the train of thought there?
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  Speaker 2: Because that would imply you have to do something social with.
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  Speaker 4: Other people involved.
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, yeah, I didn't really think it through.
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  Speaker 4: I just got the Instagram ad and I feel like
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  Speaker 4: I needed to do it. I'm like, okay. So we
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  Speaker 4: had a couple of friends over.
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  Speaker 2: We did gingerbread houses with them or whatever, and it
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  Speaker 2: was funny because they literally poured the bourbon, and like
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  Speaker 2: five minutes later, I hear him, hey, I met a reservation.
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  Speaker 4: We should all go to dinner together. I'm like, who
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  Speaker 4: is this guy?
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  Speaker 2: This is the same guy that didn't want to do
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  Speaker 2: gingerbread night.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm like okay.
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  Speaker 2: And then so the next day I'm like, did you
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  Speaker 2: invite them to dinner? And he's like, yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know why I did that.
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  Speaker 4: It's too late. I love it because I'm like, how fun.
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  Speaker 4: Now we get a double date. We'll start planning.
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  Speaker 5: That's great.
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  Speaker 2: But he like immediately he's like, I had a couple
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  Speaker 2: of drinks. I was like, I literally just saw you,
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  Speaker 2: like you you got one superbourbon in and you're like, hey, guys,
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  Speaker 2: you want.
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  Speaker 4: To go to dinner now?
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  Speaker 5: That has to be like the kryptonide of like the
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  Speaker 5: introvert man that has the extrovert girl, because my ma
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  Speaker 5: An Kadem is just like that. He gets a couple
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  Speaker 5: drinks in him, he's like, he's the one that set
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  Speaker 5: up our whole friend's giving dinner. Like what you don't
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  Speaker 5: even like them half the time?
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  Speaker 1: Like what are we doing here?
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  Speaker 3: That's my alcohol man.
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  Speaker 5: Nickname should be what should be Scotty because it's scott
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  Speaker 5: but it's Scotty.
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  Speaker 2: It's a Scotty's that Scotty Scotty do I kind of
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  Speaker 2: like call him Scotty all the time now.
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  Speaker 4: Only when he's drinking.
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  Speaker 1: Anybody we've ever met, it's unbelievable.