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Romeo In The Morning 5-5-26 · Romeo In The Morning

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Speaker 1: I was going on everybody, it's Romeo a Sinco de Mayo.
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Speaker 2: We talked a little bit about Sinko to mile today
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and we also got into a one night stand. Guy
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said it was supposed to be a one night stand.
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She hasn't left in two weeks. Apparently that is not
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the first time that that's happened in Bakersfield. We'll find
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out those stories and then about well we got to
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talk about getting drunk.
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Speaker 1: What happened to you?
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Speaker 2: Let's get going. When did you send me here? Hey,
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rome can you tell me why? But why do women
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dress up the way they do to go to the
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gym and expect no guys to look at them? I
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have a I have a month going and it's insane
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the way the way they dress up to go to
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the gym. Almost see through leggings. As a matter of fact,
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yesterday you can see the piercings through one and her
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thong while leggings. Uh, while leggings piercing. You can see
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the piercing through one and her thongs, her thong or
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white thong.
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Speaker 1: Like why comfort? Comfort? I mean, I don't look. I
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don't think that most women, I think are doing it
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for comfort.
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Speaker 2: I think there's a percentage of women that do it
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for hoish reasons and because they look good and they're
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kind of you know, they want to show a show
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off there. You know what's but I think most I
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think it's comfort. I mean, what do you wanted to
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work out in?
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Speaker 3: You know?
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Speaker 2: I mean that's I guess.
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Speaker 1: Here's how you know. Okay, let me tell you.
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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna tell you this from what my perception
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of going to a gym is.
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Speaker 4: Okay, I go to a gym. I go to a class,
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okay with Moliana Fitness. Now, the women that are in
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there do not dress well, I don't know what you're saying,
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because they're wearing the Lulu limits and the fabret Fabretics
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or whatever that is everybody's wearing nowadays.
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Speaker 2: I think it's comfort. I think it's comfort. Okay, Now
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here's what you need to be looking at. Well, let
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me let me rephrase this, let me let me let
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me try to put this in a perspective. Right, I'm
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trying to I'm trying to process this as I'm reading
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your your text.
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Speaker 1: Message, excuse me, and that is this.
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Speaker 2: Those types of clothing that you're talking about are comfortable Okay,
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that's probably why they're wearing them, and it's what's.
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Speaker 1: Popular right now.
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Speaker 2: Okay, Now, the what you need to be looking at
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is the women that are wearing what you're calling see
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through or what you're calling provocative clothing to the gym.
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They're all wearing the same thing, right. You have to
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look at the ones that are actually working out versus
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the ones that are just there to, you know, to
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show off. You can tell. I went to a gym once.
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I remember when I first moved to Bakersfield. I went
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to twenty four hour Fitness that some guy was working
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out in was at the gym, and I think Felas
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or British Knights or something like that, and I was like, dude,
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what do you It's not a club. You know, you're
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over in these non athletic workout shoes. You're just at
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the gym trying to pick up on women. So you
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can tell. So I think the clothing, though, is just
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what the clothing is.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: So I don't know, I don't know if I answered
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your question or not, but I think they dressed up
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the way they dressed up for the gym because that's
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what is fashion, and they're comfortable. I think the only
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the way you tell the difference is not because they're
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all wearing the same thing. The way you tell the
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differences between the hoes and the gym rats are the
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ones that are actually doing the workouts versus the ones
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that are just kind of standing around, you know, trying
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to pick up on guys or trying to get picked
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up on. Already four two, four or seven to seven.
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But it's been a long time since I've gone to
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a box gym. So it's Romeo trying to figure out
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what this guy's asking me about the gym.
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Speaker 1: He said, why do women dress up the way they
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do to go.
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Speaker 2: To the gym and expect no guys to look at them? Well,
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I guess what are they wearing legings? So they're wearing
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legings or Lululemon or whatever?
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Speaker 1: These uh these.
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Speaker 2: Uh, but what what? I don't understand what your problem is.
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I don't understand why you think that's who ish attire.
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I'm not really understanding it.
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Speaker 1: I guess I guess now that I'm thinking about.
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Speaker 2: It a little bit longer, four two, five, four or
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seven to seven A room?
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Speaker 1: Why is that guy scared?
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Speaker 2: Why is that guy staring anyways, what a pervert? Well,
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and that was gonna say that, because as I think
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about it a little bit longer, what I'm trying to
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figure out is you're over here talking about why are
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women wearing these leggings? And some of them are you
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could see through depending on whether they buy good ones
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or bad ones, or maybe you can see the outline
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of their thong or their whatever.
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Speaker 1: And that's what he even says.
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Speaker 2: He goes yesterday, you could see the piercings through one
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and their thong white leggings.
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Speaker 1: So you're right, there's some.
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Speaker 2: Of them that are a little bit more explicit than others,
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but leggings are basically and that is that what we're
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calling the Lulu Lemons leggings.
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Speaker 1: I mean, that's basically.
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Speaker 2: The societal standard now for you have a tire, Okay,
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I don't what do you want to wear?
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Speaker 1: A sweatsuit? I mean, I don't know.
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Speaker 2: What you want her to wear? An overcoat? What do
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you expect her to work out it? But I guess
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my bigger question now is like the last person to sex.
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Speaker 1: What kind of perv are you?
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Speaker 2: I mean, that's kind of the standard now when you
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go out in public at a certain point, don't you
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get immune or numb to the fact that every woman
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is wearing leggings when you go to the gym and
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they're all dressed the same if you go enough, aren't
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you at a certain.
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Speaker 1: Point just immune to it? Why are you still being pervy? Worry?
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How what's going on?
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Speaker 5: Hey?
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Speaker 6: Who's complaining about women wearing sexy workout? It has to
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be a female, right, I think?
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Speaker 7: Oh?
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Speaker 1: No, I maybe you're right. I thought it was a guy.
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Oh maybe you're right.
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Speaker 6: Ain't a female? She's jealous?
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Speaker 5: Don't have.
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Speaker 8: The game?
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Speaker 6: And you know what, I'm not even one of those,
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Like I'm older. I were leggings, a big T shirt.
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But even I can appreciate a woman that looks sh
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I'm like, dang, but has motivation.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just assumed it was a guy. Maybe you're
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my bad?
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Speaker 6: No, no, no, it has to be a jealous female.
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Speaker 1: All right, I didn't you know what? It didn't occur
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to me. I thought it was just a man saying it.
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Speaker 2: But no, uh, you're right, it's a It might be
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a hater a woman.
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Speaker 1: It might be a woman.
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Speaker 2: Don't be a hater because you don't look as good.
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I'm sorry, I I mean I understand. I look, if
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you're going to work out, if you as a woman,
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you are going to put in the effort and time
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and have the discipline for eating right and looking good,
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show it all off. I mean you you worked out
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so damn hard and worked so to get where you get.
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Speaker 1: You know what, you should be able to show it off. Okay.
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Speaker 2: I mean if I was a meathead, I take off
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my shirt too. But I'm just saying, you can't be
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a hater man. I'll I thought it was a guy.
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I guess it's a woman, but makes sense now women
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always hate on other women that look better than them.
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Speaker 1: Good morning, How what's going on? Hey?
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Speaker 3: What?
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Speaker 1: I'm am?
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Speaker 9: Hey man, I was thinking the same thing when you
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were talking before a lady called in.
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Speaker 3: I was like, it's got to be a ship like that.
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And I don't think any guy is going to complain.
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Speaker 9: Of a one moren't lady unless it's his own woman
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and she's getting checked out, because you know how these.
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Speaker 10: Guys are wrong.
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Speaker 9: They get on your hair and a staring man me,
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I'll be like, baby, shake that ass, let them.
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Speaker 3: Know what they can't have, you know, but I'll tell
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if I look at a check and she catches me.
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Speaker 9: So guys going, I'll be like, hey, you know what, bouque,
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it looks nice, So I'll give you a compliment. I
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won't be worried about ladies keep wearing it if you
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could see that Pierson trust and believes if you think,
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if you like it, that guy likes.
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Speaker 3: Her a lot more.
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Speaker 11: All right, So I.
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Speaker 9: Don't keep wearing them, maybe shaken, We don't mind the
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who don't mind?
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Speaker 3: We do not mind. My girl wears them. If she
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got a night that, you're more than welcome to. Look,
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just don't touch.
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Speaker 1: All right, man? All right, thanks for going. Yeah, I
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don't know why. I assume whoever sent me that was
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a dude. I did. I thought it must have been
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a dude.
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Speaker 2: Uh all right, hey, Rome, would you send me here
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a room?
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Speaker 1: She must be a parta you'll roam that.
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Speaker 2: Guy staring hard because he's taking mental pictures for you
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know what? Well, I maybe a woman. I don't I
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just assumed it was a man who was talking about
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what these women were wearing to the gym. But then
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a woman just called in and corrected me, and a
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guy said, it probably is a woman who's mad at it.
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I don't know why. I mean, let me ask you
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this question. And this is just for society in general.
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After all these years of leggings being being in fashion,
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are you guys still so hard up that you even noticed?
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I don't even notice anymore. It's like what a Toyota
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drives by me. I don't even notice it's a Toyota.
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You know, I've seen a camera for one hundred years.
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I don't even notice it's a camera winter drive.
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Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
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Speaker 2: That's just I don't understand already. Four two five four
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seven December. Maybe it's a woman who's just hating. I
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got a text message from someone talking about what women
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are wearing to the gyms nowadays, how horrors it is,
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for lack of a better term, you know, in their
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leggings you can see through them and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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yeah right hat. I thought it was a guy, but
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somebody corrected me. Maybe it was a woman who's just
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hating on other women.
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Speaker 1: Bro.
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Speaker 2: Women shouldn't get mad if men. Look, they are the
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ones who chose to dress like that. Yeah, I mean,
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I think women aren't stupid. Okay, they know what they're doing,
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they know what they're doing. But here's how you tell
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the difference. A woman who's attracted to you won't get
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mad at you looking. A woman who's not attractive attracted
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to you as a man will get mad if you look.
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That's really the basis for everything, because they know how
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they dress.
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Speaker 1: They know women are not stupid, They know.
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Speaker 2: How they look when they're going out, and they know
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what's gonna happen.
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Speaker 1: Any woman that.
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Speaker 2: Tells you, oh my god, I dress like this, knowing,
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not knowing men we're gonna look at me are lying.
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But like I said, if you're a hot guide to them,
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they don't care if you look. If you're an ugly
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out of them, they don't want you looking already four two.
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Speaker 1: Five, four seven to seven.
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Speaker 2: I'm guessing though the hater is a woman. Though, I
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think you guys are right who corrected me and said
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that it's a woman who's asking me why women are
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dressing the way that they do it at gym, Because
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to me, the way women are dressing at the gym
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is just comfort and you know, proper attire for working
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out it.
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Speaker 3: What's up, Romeo?
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Speaker 1: Hey, Rob, what's going on?
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Speaker 5: Let's going on?
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Speaker 1: Buddy?
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Speaker 3: Hey?
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Speaker 5: I just think it's a It's a comfort, you know,
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statement for these ladies because I go to a dozen
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customers houses a day, and majority of the women that.
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Speaker 11: I go and see at the houses, you know, and
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do the jobs for them, they're all in the relaxed
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mode and they all have on EXPANDIX or something like that,
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you know.
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Speaker 5: And it's like, sometimes I'm trying to.
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Speaker 11: Guess what color of time when I go into a
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customer's house.
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Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying, care.
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Speaker 2: For such a proud you guys, those stupid you guys
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are idiots.
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Speaker 1: I can't be you guys, all right, not right, wrong later, man,
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I mean.
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Speaker 2: The stupidity of how n Raider rob gosh right to
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rob this idea, Leggings, span Nex, Lululemon, whatever you want
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to call them, have been around for years. Well, it
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is a comfort thing for women, right, And you guys,
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if you're such a perv that you're still staring at
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it like, oh my god, like you just saw your
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dad's Playboy for the first time at fourteen, I mean,
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you're an insecure idiot. And all you women out there
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who are hating on it, well, if you don't like it,
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hit a damn gym. Get an ozempic, do something. Don't
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hate on these women who are dressing a certain way
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because they work out to get that way, to get
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where they can look great in these legings.
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Speaker 1: Stop being a hater.
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Speaker 2: My god, hit a treadmill, walk around the block, do something,
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you know, eat a salad, anything.
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Speaker 1: Don't be a hater and say.
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Speaker 2: Oh, they dressed like this and it's so horrorsh And
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they're well, no, they work out every day, first of all,
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to look like that, so that they do look like
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that in those leggings.
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Speaker 1: And I think legings are.
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Speaker 2: Probably the most comfortable workout attire for them.
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Speaker 1: That's why they wear them. So what do you expect
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them to do at a gym?
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Speaker 2: You know? But guys, bro I don't even notice legings anymore.
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Speaker 1: That's how long they've been around.
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Speaker 2: I mean, you guys really do act like you're that
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thirteen year old kid who found your dad's playboy and
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you're that immature and ridiculous. All right, we're doing it
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live from the Just Wing It Studio. Oh, now here's
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the deal. It's sinking to my it was Taco Tuesday.
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It's a double feature today, right, you get to go
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out drink some beers. Have some tacos, have a great
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time on Sinkle to Mile. I hope you got some
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plans ready to go. I don't know where my Dell
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Taco boy is. I figure he'd have uh my guy
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from some specials, but I haven't heard from him in
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a while, so he might be stuck in Mexico. That's
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where it was last time he disappeared for a little bit.
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But it's Sinkle the Miles Taco Tuesday, and boy, I
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hope you're ready for the adventure that's about to come. Oh,
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it's going to be a long one if you haven't
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started already. What time is it to a lit lafter?
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Speaker 1: Six? Sometime? It's about six almost six thirty.
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Speaker 2: Right. It's funny how the bars are open already, but
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on Saint Patty's Day, everybody starts drinking about six am.
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Speaker 1: Right on Sinkle to Mile. We wait, we.
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Speaker 2: Wait till about happy hour, wait till four everybody goes
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to work.
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Speaker 1: Oh that's funny.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny how Sinkle to Mile starts later than
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Saint Patrick Stade's what'd you text me here already?
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Speaker 12: Four?
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Speaker 2: Two five, four seven, seven? Yo, roan, what do you
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got going on tonight? For Single to Mile where you
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heading to? You know. The funny part about Sinco to
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Mile is I, uh, I don't really go out. You know.
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We normally we were on a cruise, but for some
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reason we didn't do the cruise this year. We should
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have been in Mexico right now, but I want our
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uh No, we would have been back from Mexico already.
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Speaker 1: Never mind. Yeah, uh no, probably nothing.
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Speaker 2: I probably stay at home watch Uh Yeah, I don't know, I.
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Speaker 1: Don't really.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't go out as much anymore, uh for holidays,
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only because I just I've done it for so many years. Man.
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I used to have to work on Sinco to myle
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used to you know, twenty years ago. I would have
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had to be at some restaurants tonight, you know, celebrate
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Sinco de Mayo with the radio station.
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Speaker 3: And now.
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Speaker 1: I haven't had to do that in a while.
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Speaker 2: So ash, I used to have to go out so
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much that now it's kind of nice to be able
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to stay at home. I'll drink some beer tequila, have
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some tacos tonight at the house. But I mean, don't
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get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with being out of
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Single to Maya.
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Speaker 11: What.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't know.
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Speaker 2: I guess I've just done it so long, over so
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many years of being out at clubs and bars and restaurants,
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and I guess I'm just gonna stay at home. Nobody
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invited me anywhere, you know, all those years. And that's
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another thing. All those years I invited you guys out
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with the radio station to go to some club or
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some party or Monday night football or whatever, Sinco to
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Mayo or Saint Patti's Day.
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Speaker 1: Always invited you.
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Speaker 2: Now that I haven't done it in a couple of years,
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nobody invites me out.
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Speaker 1: So I just I stay at home. Yeah, I see
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how you are, Hey wrong.
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Speaker 2: I was thinking about taking my wife out for Cinco
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to Mayo dinners, Margarita's things like that. You know what
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I'm talking about. Do you know any place that has
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madiachi bands? She loves madiachi bands. I actually I'm not sure.
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There's the last time I seen, oh, you know who
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might have mariachi bands. Now, I've never been there, and
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but I hear it's a pretty cool place.
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Speaker 1: The stock Dellan Allen.
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Speaker 2: Apparently there's a Mexican joint on stock Dellan Allen that
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has mariachi bands regularly.
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Speaker 1: Maybe I could.
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Speaker 2: Now. When I got this information, I was a few
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beers in, so I might be wrong about that. I
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don't even know the name of it, but they might
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have mariachi bands tonight already four two, five, four, seven
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to seven. Hey, Rome, I bet Seahawk lou is gonna
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invite you to eat Garnia sada or burnt Carna sada
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at a smelly garage at.
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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, he is probably.
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Speaker 2: Gonna make some burd at sada tonight. Beef jerkey. We
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call seac los Asada beef jerkey. Hey, room, get out
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your feelings, bro. It's your job to get people to
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go to those events.
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Speaker 5: I know.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right.
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Speaker 2: That's pretty funny, all right. I had the Lakers play
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tonight too, right. I think it's a game one of
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the Lakers thunder. So yeah, there's a lot of reasons
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to go out and have a good time tonight. You
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got Taco Tuesday, you got sink on a Mayo, and
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you got the Lakers playing. Hey Roam, I feel you
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on that one.
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Speaker 1: On that.
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Speaker 2: When we were younger, we party like there was no tomorrow.
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Now we just burnt out and being older can't wait
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to get in bed by nine o'clock.
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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know about all that.
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Speaker 2: I mean nine o'clock is a little early. I will
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tell you something funny though about doing it all. So
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Saturday was it Saturday? Yeah, Saturday. I was down at
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a concert in house and I was sitting there. I
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was by myself, and I was just it was basically
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general admission. You had to buy a seat if you
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wanted a seat. So I decided to buy a seat
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and watch the concert. Well, I don't really have a
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whole lot of e Russian.
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Speaker 1: You know.
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Speaker 2: I'm not jumping up and down. I'm not dancing. I'm
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not you know, I'm just sitting there watching the show.
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And the couple next to me looked at me and
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they were like, are you having any fun?
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Speaker 1: Why are you here? And I was like, what what
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do you mean? I'm having a great time. The band
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I liked. I enjoyed the band.
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Speaker 2: I didn't know him the first time, you know, I
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got invited, so I just went.
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Speaker 1: But I was.
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Speaker 2: I couldn't First of all, I couldn't believe they said
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it to me. Second of all, I was like, I'm
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having a great time. They're like, man, the guy goes man,
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you don't look like it. I'm like, you know what,
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first of all, and I didn't explain myself to him.
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I just said, okay, well, you enjoy it your way.
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I'll enjoy it mine. I don't think they were trying
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to be mean, but you have to understand. And they
20:46
don't know this, but I've been doing this radio show
20:49
for thirty years plus the one I did, or twenty
20:51
eight years plus the one I did before I got
20:53
to Bakersfield. I have literally seen everybody that's been popular
20:59
in the last twenty something last thirty years of music
21:02
and comedy.
21:03
Speaker 1: I've seen them all. And I've been front stage.
21:06
Speaker 2: I've been front row, I've been back row, I've been
21:09
side stage, I've been backstage, I've been on stage.
21:12
Speaker 1: I have seen it.
21:13
Speaker 2: So at some point you just want to sit there
21:17
and watch a show. And that's after all that, And
21:22
so I still go to some shows.
21:23
Speaker 1: I don't even like going to concerts anymore as much,
21:25
but I still go to some shows.
21:26
Speaker 2: But after all the years of doing it, you just
21:31
kind of go, yeah, that's a good I mean, it's
21:33
a good show. But you can only do so much.
21:35
I have to, you know, so yeah, I get what
21:38
you're saying. Man, you party like there's no tomorrow, and
21:41
then you start to go. Man, be nice, just to
21:43
relax and enjoy something without you know, have to be
21:46
out in the middle of it, right, I get it. Hey, Romeo,
21:50
where the sink? Go to Mile parties at I'm gonna
21:52
go out and have a good time. Find me some thought.
21:55
Does oh god, any Mexican place. Just find a Mexican restaurant.
22:02
Just pick pick whatever Mexican restaurant is closest to your house.
22:06
And if they have a bar, they're gonna have a
22:09
Mexican a sinkle to Mile party.
22:11
Speaker 1: You're good to go. Okay, just anywhere.
22:14
Speaker 2: It's Romeo, Good morning everybody. What what did you send
22:18
me here? And Romeo's issue here? Okay, you got an issue?
22:25
I met this girl. We talked for a few days. Well,
22:27
she came over. We had some good fun. It's been
22:30
going on two weeks. She doesn't want to leave and
22:34
go home. I mean, she makes me breakfast and all,
22:38
but doesn't want to leave. She's killing my game from
22:42
bringing over other females. How does that even happen? You're joking, right,
22:47
This can't be a real a real conversation. Right, Is
22:51
this something you saw on TikTok or something and you're
22:54
trying to get me.
22:54
Speaker 1: To talk about it. How does that happen?
22:58
Speaker 2: You brought a girl over, he got busy, and two
23:03
she hasn't left in two weeks, hasn't left the house
23:06
in two weeks. I don't know if I believe that.
23:09
Anybody else believe that? And if you really want to
23:12
get rid of her, just bring another girl home. It's
23:14
not that complicated. It's your place, right, Hey, this guy says?
23:18
This is what this guy says. He says, says he
23:23
has an issue. He goes, some girl came over and
23:25
they had some fun. It's been going on two weeks.
23:28
She doesn't want to leave and go home. She's making
23:31
me breakfast at all, but doesn't want to leave. He says,
23:33
it's uh, messing up his game with other girls. I
23:36
don't know if I believe him, but okay, then he
23:39
sent me some more text messages.
23:41
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do.
23:42
Speaker 2: Yes, I already told her if she's going back to
23:46
her place, and she tells me my place is her
23:48
place and then just smiles and laughs.
23:52
Speaker 1: It might it was meant.
23:54
Speaker 2: To be a one night stand, not a stay here
23:56
from now on every night stand?
23:58
Speaker 1: Well, how do you how does that even happened?
24:00
Speaker 2: This gotta be a joke, right, She doesn't make good money,
24:04
matter of fact, way more money than me. But that's
24:07
not the point. It ain't about the money. Well then
24:10
why did you bring up the money factor? Why did
24:12
you bring that up? If I don't understand what's going
24:15
on here, I mean, here's what you do.
24:17
Speaker 1: You want me to tell you exactly what to do?
24:19
Speaker 2: If this is a real story, you need to Uh, oh, wait, what.
24:24
Speaker 1: Do you say?
24:24
Speaker 2: She leaves when I go to work, then is waiting
24:27
when I get back. Then she comes in, she's waiting,
24:30
How well, don't let her in if she's if she's
24:33
at well, she's at your front door when you get
24:35
back from work, then don't let her in.
24:38
Speaker 1: Just walk through, leave her on the front porch.
24:40
Speaker 2: But I was gonna say, is come back with another girl?
24:43
You know, come back with somebody else. That's all you
24:45
gotta do. Get rid of her or she might join.
24:49
I don't know. I don't know if I believe this,
24:53
anybody believe this guy's story. I don't know how that's possible.
24:57
Already four two, five, four or seven to seven. This
25:00
uh guy sent me a text message, and he sent
25:02
me a bunch of them. Apparently he met some girls
25:04
supposed to be a one night stand. It's been two
25:06
weeks now, she won't leave. She's killing his game, he says.
25:10
But he does say that she he goes to work.
25:14
What did he say he goes to work? Let me
25:16
see where he said here. He said, she leaves when.
25:20
Speaker 1: I go to work, then is waiting when I get back.
25:23
Speaker 2: Then she just comes in. Well, okay, it's I don't
25:30
I don't understand. I don't understand how you get there.
25:33
If she actually leaves your leaves your house or apartment
25:37
whatever you live in, and when you go to work,
25:39
and then waits for you till you come home, when
25:41
you don't let her in, Well, I don't get what
25:44
you're talking about. It makes no sense. Man, makes no
25:47
sense already four to seven seven Rome tell the man
25:55
to man up and just kick her ass out. Why
25:59
are some of these men not holding their ground to
26:03
their own home? He sounds like, my brother, Oh, that's
26:10
kind of I don't I don't even know how how
26:12
that's even.
26:14
Speaker 1: If she leaves the house, then when you go to work.
26:19
Then does she go to work?
26:21
Speaker 2: I mean, all you gotta do is just not let
26:24
her back in. It's that simple, you know. My gosh, Yeah.
26:30
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's why. I don't know what.
26:32
Speaker 2: I don't know what to believe about your story. Why
26:34
do you keep letting her back in? If she actually
26:38
leaves the house and you leave, why are you letting
26:41
her back in? I mean, I don't get it. I
26:45
don't get what's going on here, alright e fourteen four
26:47
or seven to seven plus, I never had a woman
26:51
want to stay, so I don't understand that either.
26:53
Speaker 1: So this guy, this guy texted and he said he.
26:57
Speaker 2: Met some girl. They went back to the house. Supposed
26:59
to be one night. Apparently she hasn't left in two weeks.
27:02
I don't even know how that's possible, since he actually
27:05
said that he goes to work and she leaves out
27:09
the house or whatever they live in when he goes
27:12
to work, and she's back when he comes home from work,
27:17
So why do you keep letting her in? That's what
27:20
I'm curious about. He's worried it's messing up his game
27:23
with females, But well, why are you letting her back in?
27:26
Then that's what if you walk right by her, shut
27:29
the door, and leave her out on the front porch.
27:32
I'm sure she'll leave at a certain point. Okay, stop
27:35
feeding her and she'll leave. Okay already four two five
27:39
four seven to seven, yo, rold. He probably showed up.
27:46
He probably showed her his Pokemon collection.
27:50
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means.
27:52
Speaker 2: But okay, my question is, seriously, if she leaves while
27:58
you go to work, and she's at your doorstep when
28:01
you get back, why do you keep letting her in?
28:05
Speaker 1: Yo?
28:05
Speaker 3: Rome?
28:06
Speaker 2: If she cooks and looks good, tell him to send
28:09
her to my house.
28:10
Speaker 1: I'll take her. Okay, what is looking good? By the way,
28:15
Hey rome is this.
28:17
Speaker 2: The same guy that sent me this whole scenario? No,
28:22
it says, hey Rome, that also happened to me. I
28:24
called up one of the one of the girls that
28:27
I chill and watch movies with. I haven't seen her
28:30
in a few months, so we finally kicked it. We
28:32
had a good night. After that, she came over five
28:35
days in a row. She was buying me food and everything.
28:38
After the five days, I just didn't answer my phone.
28:42
Speaker 1: Hey Romeo, tell him to send her my way.
28:46
Speaker 2: I'll be her uncle Berry, I can use an independent woman.
28:52
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know how that works. I really don't.
28:55
Speaker 2: I guess, you know, once she's I guess what I
29:01
thought was she was never leaving your house?
29:03
Speaker 1: I guess at first.
29:04
Speaker 2: But if she's out the front door once you get
29:06
her out, as long as she don't get mail there,
29:09
you can leave her out. You don't have to let
29:11
her back in, all right. Already fourteen five four or
29:14
seven to seven. It's Romeo and I'm trying to figure
29:18
out here what this guy is saying is true or not.
29:21
He says he looked up with some girls supposed to
29:24
be a one night stand and went back to his
29:25
place in two weeks now, and apparently she hasn't laughed.
29:29
Speaker 5: Now.
29:29
Speaker 2: He does go to work, he says, and she leaves
29:32
when he goes to work, and then when he comes back,
29:34
she's there again. So why does he keep letting her
29:36
back in the place in his house? I have no idea,
29:39
you know, Roam. The question is how many times has
29:41
he slept with her in the past two weeks since
29:44
she's been there?
29:46
Speaker 1: Well, every night, every day.
29:49
Speaker 2: I'm assuming that if you meet a girl for a
29:52
one night's stand and she doesn't leave. You're having sex
29:56
every moment, every time you want, probably right over a
30:01
two week period. I mean, if some woman's actually waiting
30:06
at your door when you go to work, or leaving
30:10
when you go to work, and then waiting at your
30:12
door when you get back, I'm assuming she's having sex
30:14
with you every time moment, every time you want sex,
30:17
she's doing it, so probably every day. Hey, Romeo, let's
30:21
see here.
30:22
Speaker 1: What do you got Hey, he's leaving something out.
30:26
Speaker 2: Yeah, there is something kind of strange about the story.
30:29
Speaker 1: Right, how does that even possible?
30:32
Speaker 2: So one nice he even said she makes more money
30:34
than him, So why he brought that up?
30:37
Speaker 1: But yeah, it makes no sense.
30:41
Speaker 2: Why is the issue is getting him out the front door?
30:48
Is getting them actually out of your house? You got
30:50
her out every day for two weeks. You said you
30:52
got her out while you go to work. So and
30:54
she's waiting there, you don't have to let her back in,
30:57
you know already for four in the seven Rome, that's
31:03
what happens when you feed a stray cat, tell him
31:09
to quit playing.
31:10
Speaker 1: He likes it. Well, I mean, let's be honest.
31:16
Speaker 2: Let's be honest as a guy, right, if you guys,
31:22
and I don't know, Obviously she's attractive to him, right,
31:27
So what.
31:28
Speaker 1: Are you gonna do? How many of you guys would
31:33
kick her out?
31:35
Speaker 2: If every morning when you got up to go to work,
31:38
your girl or whoever you're sleeping with, leaves and then
31:42
every night she comes right back and is waiting for
31:45
you at your front door while you when you come
31:48
home from work, Like, you're gonna turn that down because
31:52
that's just guaranteed sex and whatever you want.
31:55
Speaker 1: Apparently she even cooks, I heard, is what he said.
31:58
Speaker 2: So imagine and if your wife did not imagine if
32:01
your wife every morning you guys left together, and every
32:05
morning she was just sitting at the door waiting for
32:07
you to come home, right, you wouldn't want to get
32:10
rid of her. That's guaranteed sex. What guy doesn't want
32:14
guaranteed sex? So maybe you're right, maybe he does like it.
32:19
Four two, five, four, seven and seven. But I'm with
32:23
the last person. He's leaving something out. Don't know what
32:27
it is, but something where? Where?
32:29
Speaker 1: Where would you send me here? Okay?
32:32
Speaker 2: So this guy text and we're talking about this crazy dude.
32:34
I don't know what's up with him. Hey, roam what
32:38
kind of guy complains about free food and a good
32:43
night with you when you get home from work. Some
32:47
of us are out here starving. I said, who turned
32:52
down guaranteed sex? You know what I'm saying. So maybe
32:54
that's why there's more to this story.
32:56
Speaker 1: That we're not aware of. Good morning. How what's going
32:58
on at Ruben? What I'm in?
33:01
Speaker 9: Hey, obviously something's working out for both of them because
33:04
she keeps coming back and he keeps leaving her back in.
33:07
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's something. There's something odd about that.
33:09
Speaker 10: I don't know what I mean. He laid her back
33:12
in and he's sleeping with her, doing this and that.
33:14
Speaker 3: Well he's kind of leading her on too, maybe you
33:18
know what I mean. But quipping scared of her?
33:20
Speaker 9: Do handle it?
33:21
Speaker 3: Well?
33:22
Speaker 5: Yeah? Tell me man equipping a handle it all right?
33:26
Speaker 10: All right?
33:26
Speaker 1: We just just to be fair, though.
33:29
Speaker 2: He says his version is supposed to be a one
33:32
night stand. She's been there two weeks. But what I
33:34
don't get is if if they are leaving every day
33:38
for work, which I don't know if she's working or not,
33:41
but he said he leaves and she's waiting for him
33:43
when he gets off work at her doorstep. Then I
33:46
don't know, man, I just say, who's turning down guaranteed sex?
33:49
No guy in his right mind is turning down guaranteed sex, right,
33:52
They're just they're just not And if she's showing up
33:56
at your front door every night when you get home
33:58
from work, that's guaranteed sex.
34:00
Speaker 1: There's no way. There's just no way.
34:01
Speaker 2: I don't know, lay four two four seven to seven. Hey,
34:06
rome that woman you're talking about that keeps staying with
34:08
the guy, either she is homeless or he took a
34:12
blue pill and now she's she's claimed that and uh
34:17
claimed that and called DIBs on him.
34:21
Speaker 1: I don't know, man.
34:23
Speaker 2: He says it was supposed to be one nice stand.
34:24
He says it's been two weeks. She ain't left, although
34:28
he did say that when he goes to work, she
34:30
leaves the house, she gets out of the dwelling, whatever
34:33
that may be. But she's always she's been back at
34:36
the door when he gets back. So why does he
34:38
keep letting her in? I don't know, Hey, Romeo, Oh,
34:41
let's call the toxica. He needs to leave a trail
34:44
of hot cheetos out to the corner or sidewalk.
34:51
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, song's going on.
34:55
Speaker 10: A erom.
34:56
Speaker 2: Send her over. We can play house. I got an
34:59
I got a nine iron for her. We can play
35:01
golf every day. I don't even know what that means.
35:04
I'm sure that's some sexual reference.
35:05
Speaker 1: I guess, good morning, now, what's going on?
35:08
Speaker 2: Wrote me?
35:09
Speaker 5: On all honesty, you know, it's ta out here, so
35:12
a camp. But on the other hand, she may be homeless.
35:17
Speaker 1: He said that she makes more money than he does.
35:20
Oh okay, he said she has a home.
35:24
Speaker 5: Okay, okay. Maybe maybe that this sounds like the beginning
35:27
of a love story to me, because if you're as
35:34
any gentleman when it first started, that's how it all.
35:38
You know. I wasn't in the same particament. My wife
35:42
came over one time and she never left. So this
35:45
is the beginning of a love Storyteller's up with her.
35:50
Speaker 1: I'll let him know.
35:52
Speaker 5: Tell him to invite you to the wedding in twelve months, twelve.
35:57
Speaker 1: The way they're moving, and be married in three right,
36:03
I don't, I mean, I get it. I guess I
36:05
get it right.
36:06
Speaker 2: I mean, it's probably more common. It's just I've just
36:09
never dealt with that situation. It's probably far more common
36:12
than you think. Girl comes over, never leaves right or
36:14
doesn't want to leave because and he don't want you
36:17
to leave because it's sex, guaranteed sex. Nobody's trying any guy.
36:21
No guy's turned down guaranteed sex.
36:23
Speaker 1: That's just ridiculous.
36:25
Speaker 8: Okay, Romeo, good morning, Good morning.
36:29
Speaker 12: The guy had just called and said that's how he
36:31
met his wife because just showed up one day and
36:34
never left. I can vouch that that's literally how marriages start.
36:38
I was in high school when my mom started dating
36:40
my now stepdad. The mother effort came over one day
36:45
and never left.
36:47
Speaker 6: We were in like maybe like a week, maybe like
36:50
two weeks later, and I said, hey.
36:52
Speaker 5: What the hell are you still doing here?
36:54
Speaker 11: Oh?
36:54
Speaker 5: I live here now?
36:55
Speaker 8: I said, no, the f you don't, well you don't
36:58
that was you were sleeping them.
37:01
Speaker 12: No, no, no, my dad, my stepdad.
37:05
Speaker 11: My mom.
37:06
Speaker 5: When I was younger, got you, when.
37:08
Speaker 8: I was younger, gotcha, got you?
37:10
Speaker 12: Okay, Caver just came over and never left. I literally
37:14
asked him.
37:14
Speaker 6: One morning, when are you leasy busy?
37:17
Speaker 12: And he was like, I live here now. So yeah,
37:19
that's really how marriages do start.
37:21
Speaker 2: I will say that are they still together?
37:25
Speaker 8: Yes, they are and they have been together for fourteen years.
37:28
Speaker 1: Now do you like him?
37:31
Speaker 5: Yeah?
37:31
Speaker 6: I love my dad.
37:32
Speaker 12: I love my stepdad. At first, I was like, this
37:34
is my.
37:36
Speaker 5: Here.
37:36
Speaker 1: For the last minute, you just cussed them out.
37:40
Speaker 6: You know, it took me ten years to call him dad.
37:43
Speaker 8: It took me ten years to call him dad.
37:46
Speaker 1: So that's so funny.
37:47
Speaker 8: Steady, slow and steady when when the US you know,
37:55
I literally barely started calling him dad, like four years ago.
38:00
Speaker 1: Did he not have a place to le live or
38:02
what was it?
38:03
Speaker 8: He just you know what, I'm not even judging him,
38:05
but in all reality, no, he didn't. He was leaving
38:09
his ex wife because she was out there, you know,
38:12
roaming the streets like any bakersh old woman.
38:15
Speaker 5: Sure, and yeah he did it.
38:17
Speaker 8: He was sleeping on my grandma's couch. He was thirty
38:21
something years old and he had a motorcycle. You know
38:25
what's funny too, is but when my mom saw him,
38:27
she was like, Oh that man, blah blah blah.
38:29
Speaker 5: He's so handsome.
38:30
Speaker 8: I could marry him one day. And I was the dummy.
38:34
Speaker 6: I was the dummy encouraging her and was like, go
38:37
talk to him, you know, go talk to him, and
38:39
she was like no, no, blah blah blah.
38:41
Speaker 12: Long story short, she talked to him.
38:43
Speaker 8: He came over one day and never left, and then
38:44
I was mad at myself.
38:46
Speaker 2: That's why I don't do that funny raid Davis. Right,
38:49
that's that's a vegas Field love story right there.
38:53
Speaker 11: Yeah, I must be right.
38:54
Speaker 8: That's just how those Bakersfield marriages start. I guess they
38:57
never leave.
38:58
Speaker 1: That's great.
39:00
Speaker 11: Say that.
39:00
Speaker 8: My husband and I linked up and he never left either.
39:03
Speaker 10: So I don't know.
39:04
Speaker 1: Like mother like daughter.
39:07
Speaker 12: You know what I did say one day I was
39:08
gonna marry him, and must there occurs. We are we witches.
39:12
Maybe we're witches.
39:15
Speaker 2: What did you send me your hey, roam, send her
39:18
over here, we can play house. Okay, So you guys
39:21
are looking for somebody to move in with you. Huh hey,
39:24
room there. There is married men out here in and
39:28
don't have it, don't have it like that. And this
39:32
guy is complaining about it, Oh marry men not having
39:35
uh guaranteed sex.
39:37
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. Uh, well, I don't know.
39:40
I don't know what his deal is.
39:41
Speaker 2: I mean, I bet your your east Side fairytale right there?
39:47
She comes over for a one night stand, and you
39:49
got a wife for life. Now, I mean, I don't
39:52
know what the deal is. He said, she came over
39:56
and I was supposed to be a one night stand.
39:58
She hasn't left in two weeks, but he keeps letting
40:00
her back in, so I'm not sure how she hasn't left.
40:06
He's the one that's deciding the relationship because he keeps
40:09
letting her back in every night whenever he comes home
40:11
from work. He says, she's there for the last couple
40:12
of weeks, but it's guaranteed sex.
40:15
Speaker 1: So who I mean, you're kind of right.
40:19
Speaker 2: There are married men out there who wish they had
40:21
guaranteed sex, you know, and they don't. Hey, Romeo, it
40:27
was the same for me and Raider Dave. He walked
40:29
into my cell and he never left. This is nasty Nate. Nope,
40:36
that's funny. Uh, Hey Romeo, If I ever get nasty
40:40
n Eight, I'm gonna have him interviewed because I guess
40:41
him and Rayder Dave spent some time in County together,
40:44
so we'll have to get nasty.
40:46
Speaker 1: Nate on one time.
40:47
Speaker 2: Ever. That girl that called about her stepdad just moving
40:51
in and never leaving is so a Baker's Field. I
40:56
did not know that, By the way, I did not
40:59
know that was the thing. How many times has that
41:01
happened already? Four two, five, four, seven to seven, where
41:06
a one night stand turned into a marriage or turned
41:10
into a they're never gonna leave?
41:12
Speaker 1: That's I can Yeah, I never. I don't know. That's
41:18
just that's crazy to me. I never.
41:20
Speaker 2: I think that might be the first time today that
41:23
I've ever heard that that somebody came over, you invited
41:27
somebody over for one night stand and they never left.
41:31
I don't think I've ever heard that before. Welcome to Bakersfield.
41:37
Speaker 6: Yeah, Romio, my one night stand.
41:41
Speaker 3: Never left either.
41:42
Speaker 12: What.
41:45
Speaker 6: Yeah, we've been together for We've been together.
41:48
Speaker 8: For ten years, married for nine.
41:51
Speaker 1: How does that even happen?
41:54
Speaker 3: No?
41:54
Speaker 6: I don't.
41:55
Speaker 5: Yeah, I trying to kick him out.
41:56
Speaker 6: The house and he didn't want to leave. Yeah, that's
41:59
my daughter act. But yeah, he in fighting him over
42:05
and he never left.
42:07
Speaker 1: Did he not have a home? Did he live with
42:09
his mom?
42:09
Speaker 12: Why?
42:10
Speaker 1: How does that even happen?
42:12
Speaker 6: No, he had his old place, he had his own place.
42:15
He had because I went over to his place.
42:17
Speaker 8: A couple of a couple of times.
42:19
Speaker 5: But yeah, he had his own.
42:21
Speaker 8: Plates and everything, like he had it all figured out,
42:25
all car, own place, own.
42:28
Speaker 3: Bills, all everything.
42:31
Speaker 6: And he just wouldn't leave my house because we kept
42:34
feeding him.
42:35
Speaker 3: That's that thing.
42:36
Speaker 8: Don't beat people because they don't me.
42:40
Speaker 1: You kept feeding him.
42:42
Speaker 6: Yes, and liked not just seating him, like dinner, Like
42:47
he would.
42:47
Speaker 8: Come over eat dinner and.
42:50
Speaker 3: I would sometimes cat him lunch and.
42:52
Speaker 6: He just like, yeah, he never left, and you know what,
42:57
he never actually married him.
42:58
Speaker 5: We just got married like this.
43:04
Speaker 6: These things happened more than when you actually think, because
43:07
like my cousin has the same thing.
43:09
Speaker 1: I am not.
43:12
Speaker 2: So shocked that there's more than one story about this.
43:16
Speaker 1: Did you keep having sex with him every night?
43:21
Speaker 8: Rommy always because that's the only thing that was good.
43:25
But I'm pretty sure it was the sex and then
43:27
me beating him.
43:28
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure it was the sex.
43:32
Speaker 6: Yeah, pretty I'm thinking sex was part of it because.
43:37
Speaker 5: He eats a lot.
43:39
Speaker 8: He eats a lot.
43:40
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure sex was part of it.
43:43
Speaker 6: But yeah, we've been married for ten years. We've been
43:47
together for ten years.
43:49
Speaker 7: Okay, my gosh, my, okay, okay, oh wow, wow.
44:04
Speaker 3: What up? Hey, I was going to tell you man like,
44:09
like the girl said, it happened wrong than you can.
44:11
I guess there was a time when I was going
44:15
to link up with somebody brand new, or we're gonna
44:19
get up at the fair. Let us at the fair,
44:21
went to the concert. You know, we end up taking
44:23
it afterwards. But the thing is, she didn't really want
44:27
to be known as a as a girl that slept
44:29
on the first night with the she met, and so
44:32
she did everything excepting just about that. So it's I
44:35
can feel like we're gonna have to wait. So the
44:37
next day I come over right at noon, right at noon.
44:43
So the next day we take right up where we
44:45
left off, got through where we're gonna get through. And
44:50
I ended up just staying there for about two weeks
44:54
with her. Well yes, I mean I just wasn't no
44:57
reason to go home. Jeez around, like when the COVID
45:04
was here, I didn't have to work. I'm hanging out.
45:07
Speaker 2: Oh you didn't have to work at the Oh yeah,
45:09
well who's turning down guaranteed sex?
45:11
Speaker 1: You gotta be stupid. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. All right,
45:21
all right, man, thanks for calling.
45:24
Speaker 2: You know, I gotta say this, and I now that
45:26
I'm thinking about it. I remember having I remember a
45:32
friend of mine telling me he was when he was
45:36
a welder, he would travel to he would travel out
45:39
of town for for months at a time, and he
45:44
would hook up with some girl and just live with
45:47
her while he was out of town working. I mean,
45:49
he was a single guy. He wasn't cheating on nobody
45:51
or nothing. But he said, there's uh, there's what was it?
45:55
What did he tell me? There's nobody. There's nobody that
45:57
falls in love faster than a traveling welder.
46:02
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't know what a traveling
46:04
I don't know anything about the job.
46:05
Speaker 2: But apparently part of it, whatever he was doing, he
46:09
would have to go out of town for months at
46:11
a time to work, and he'd end up finding some
46:14
girl in living with her.
46:15
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I guess I guess it does.
46:18
Speaker 2: Happen, all right, Hey, Rome, these fools, you can feed them,
46:26
they like straight cats. Feed them once and they won't leave,
46:29
ever leave. The sex is on top on top is
46:33
a bad combo. Sounds like it, you know, Rome, sounds
46:39
like they live in oil dow.
46:40
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't think it's just oildell. To be honest
46:43
with you.
46:45
Speaker 2: All, right, Wow, that's crazy, man, that's just wild.
46:50
Speaker 1: So it is single to Mayo and a lot.
46:53
Speaker 2: Of you guys are going to be going out, drinking,
46:54
having a good time, enjoying the festivities, whether it be
46:58
at home with friends and family, whether be out and
47:00
about with friends and family, or whatever the case may be, right,
47:03
but you're gonna have a good time. One of the
47:05
cool things I shouldn't say cool things, but one of
47:08
the fun things is doing it safely.
47:12
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes you go and you drink too much.
47:14
Speaker 2: You have a great time, y'all drinking with your friends,
47:17
y'all having a having fun. And sometimes you drink too
47:19
much and some stupid happens, hopefully nothing dangerously stupid. You just,
47:24
you know, have a great story to tell the next day.
47:29
I think I can actually, Oh my god, I could
47:34
tell you a lot of stories about being out with friends, drinking,
47:38
going away for the weekend, drinking, and just doing things
47:40
that you're like, oh my god, what did we just do?
47:43
I remember one time, me and my buddy, we were, uh,
47:48
we're just at his house drinking and we started I
47:53
don't even know how the conversation, how the conversation came
47:56
up but about throwing a football. If we could throw
47:59
a foot I for some reason I thought I could
48:01
throw football fifty yards. So literally, three in the morning,
48:04
we're outside with a football seeing how far we.
48:07
Speaker 1: Can throw it.
48:08
Speaker 2: It was one of the dumbest things I've ever done,
48:11
all right, But the best story I've ever heard of drinking.
48:16
Some guy told me this story years ago.
48:19
Speaker 1: He said.
48:22
Speaker 2: He was in Mexico and a buddy of his. I
48:27
guess they got on donkeys. And I don't even know
48:29
if it was a real story or not, because he
48:31
said it was so drunk you don't remember it. But
48:33
he said they got they went bar hopping on donkeys.
48:38
He said, after the third bar, the fourth bar, he said,
48:42
he blacked out, and somehow the donkey knew where to
48:46
go and took him back to wherever they started.
48:49
Speaker 1: I guess.
48:50
Speaker 2: So, I mean, that's a great drunk story. I ain't
48:54
gonna lie to you. That's pretty funny. I don't know
48:58
if it's true or not. I don't know if there's
48:59
somebody else out there that's done.
49:02
Speaker 1: That as well.
49:02
Speaker 2: But could you imagine already four two to five, four seven, seven,
49:09
who out there has the best drunk story and I know,
49:14
I know somebody that has a better drunk story than
49:16
all of you, but he won't call in because well,
49:19
his wife won't let him already.
49:20
Speaker 1: Four two, five, four, seven to seven.
49:25
Speaker 11: Hey Romeo, I got a pretty good drunk story, like
49:27
a drunk drunk fun time story.
49:29
Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened.
49:32
Speaker 9: I was in Vegas and then they.
49:35
Speaker 3: Started off cool, we hit we're on the high roller.
49:40
We bet we've met the the two Tubles.
49:43
Speaker 11: And then next thing you know, I got a banda
49:46
in my suite at the hotel, and then they kicked
49:50
my banda out and then we ended up in front
49:52
of the Blagio at three three am t like four
49:56
thirty am, and it was like a full blown concert,
49:59
you know.
49:59
Speaker 3: The guy told He's like, well you paid.
50:01
Speaker 11: He's like, you got me tell four.
50:02
Speaker 4: And he said he almost They tell like five five am.
50:07
Speaker 3: That's the figure with the banda. I was like, whoa.
50:10
Speaker 2: Dude, that's a great story.
50:16
Speaker 11: And I have I'm the only one that don't have
50:18
the pictures from that night.
50:19
Speaker 3: Everybody else has them.
50:21
Speaker 11: But I was like, you know what, that's in my head.
50:23
I'm never going to forget that.
50:24
Speaker 5: You might use those photos, but I'm never.
50:26
Speaker 1: Going to forget that a great story. Oh my god,
50:30
hey where.
50:30
Speaker 2: Did we get Where did you get the banda?
50:35
Speaker 3: I don't know one of the couples do. They're like, hey,
50:39
we got a number from a banda.
50:41
Speaker 5: It's like you want to pitch.
50:42
Speaker 9: I was like they said. I was like, let's go to.
50:45
Speaker 5: My sweet got him the cast and.
50:47
Speaker 11: They're like, hey, you gotta sell four or four am.
50:51
Speaker 7: And it was one amorting, Oh, that's a great story, man,
50:54
that's awesome.
50:54
Speaker 3: And I was like oh.
50:56
Speaker 11: And then the the fun part about it is the
50:59
security came up our room and said, hey, they need
51:01
to go. So we had three other people leave and
51:04
pretend they were the bond that for twenty mind like,
51:12
all right, that's why we're with them.
51:13
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna lie when you said the best The
51:16
better part was when you said.
51:18
Speaker 1: That I thought you were gonna go you were with swingers.
51:20
I was like, oh my.
51:21
Speaker 4: God, than that.
51:26
Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome, that's great man, thanks for calling.
51:29
Speaker 2: All right, I see drunk stories don't always have to
51:32
end in some nonsense.
51:34
Speaker 1: Come on, man, who is the best drunk story already?
51:37
Speaker 6: Four?
51:37
Speaker 1: Two, five, four, seven to seven? Oh I got a
51:41
whole bunch of them.
51:42
Speaker 2: But so let's talk about drunk stories, right, it is
51:46
Sinkle Tomo. We're gonna be out drinking, having a good time.
51:49
What happened, Let's see here already four two, five, four, seven,
51:55
seven eight Romeo, I got a drunk story for you.
51:58
It's kind of embarrassing, though, and my husband he still
52:01
laughs at me to this day. I was so excited
52:06
when my husband asked me out. We used to work
52:09
together and he was the hottest guy at the office.
52:12
He asked me out, and I was so excited and
52:14
so nervous. We went out to a restaurant, had some
52:18
drinks and dinner, and then we went downtown to have
52:22
some more drinks and hang out.
52:24
Speaker 1: I was so nervous.
52:25
Speaker 2: I started drinking like crazy, more than I ever have
52:29
to try to calm my nerves. I ended up throwing
52:33
up on him. We ended up leaving. He needed to change.
52:38
We went back to his place. I ended up sleeping
52:41
on his couch. He cleaned up and was such a gentleman,
52:46
and I was so embarrassed. I woke up on his
52:49
couch in a house I had never been to before.
52:52
I had no idea what was going on. I was
52:54
freaked out because I was because I had a towel
52:59
on me on your clothes? A were you naked? What happened.
53:05
Speaker 1: To this day?
53:06
Speaker 6: Rome?
53:06
Speaker 2: Every time my husband and I go out drinking, he says,
53:09
are you sure you want to have that? I don't
53:12
want you tossing your cookies on me again?
53:14
Speaker 1: And we laugh about it. There's nothing wrong with it.
53:19
Speaker 2: Sometimes you go out drink too much and it just
53:21
is what it is, whether it's embarrassing or not. Talking
53:24
about drunk stories, right, who's got a great drunk story?
53:27
Speaker 4: All right?
53:29
Speaker 1: Good worry? How what's going on?
53:31
Speaker 10: Hey?
53:32
Speaker 12: Man?
53:32
Speaker 10: I got a drunk story? I do all right? Me
53:39
and my friends were you know ed to live in Tucson,
53:41
And we went to the U of A, went to
53:43
a bunch of dorm parties and parties at the university
53:47
welcat house, and we went to a couple of toga parties.
53:50
We're off togaed out, Oh dude. We went to a
53:52
house party where we're so drunk. I woke up and
53:56
there was a bunch of ambulance and a fire department
53:59
around me. They were called in because they said there
54:01
was a dead person in their yard and it was me.
54:03
Speaker 3: And I looked up.
54:04
Speaker 10: My friend came and got me, said, oh, he's with me,
54:06
and came and took me. Oh man, it was crazy.
54:08
That was a wild night. I was wrapped up in
54:11
the sheet.
54:11
Speaker 5: They thought I was dead, but it wasn't. I wasn't dead.
54:13
Speaker 3: I was dead drunk.
54:15
Speaker 10: No, no that I ay man. I had good friends
54:18
back then. I have good friends now, but I got
54:21
good friends.
54:22
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, that's a great story.
54:24
Speaker 10: Hey man, hey, I remember that told good told good like. Well,
54:29
I'm telling you man like.
54:30
Speaker 2: I don't know how I'm going to tell you a
54:32
drunk story from my dad and his friends they went
54:35
to They went to a concert in Monterey and got
54:39
so wasted they fell asleep on the beach, and the
54:42
cops woke them up and said, either help us find
54:44
the dead body that we're looking for, or get out
54:47
of here.
54:52
Speaker 10: Oh man, I'm telling you that's crazy.
54:54
Speaker 5: He was in a good town, Monterey. Huh.
54:57
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a great story, by the way, brother, Oh,
55:00
oh my god, that's hilarious.
55:01
Speaker 5: Thanks, man, have a good day.
55:05
Speaker 1: I don't think I have a better drunk story than that.
55:07
They thought he was dead. Oh my god. Already four
55:11
two pop fours seven seven in Rome, I got a
55:15
drunk story for you.
55:17
Speaker 2: One night, me and my friends were drinking on the
55:19
patio and we started doing bottles of tequila. My wife
55:24
told me after my friends left, I walked in, I
55:26
kissed her good night, walked right back outside, took off
55:30
all my clothes, and fell asleep in a lawn chair
55:34
in my backyard. In Mike Jonis, So we're talking about
55:41
drunk stories, right, who has a good one already? Four
55:43
two pop four seven to seven Rome. I got a
55:46
funny drunk drunk story for you, Romeo. So every year
55:50
for Thanksgiving, we would go to my buddy's house the
55:52
day before and get all our turkeys ready to get
55:55
them Brian, get them seasoned because we were going to
55:59
uh drive them in the deep pit. Let's see, we're
56:03
gonna drop them. Every year we would okay, so we
56:08
dropped them in the deep pit, and every year we
56:11
would drink a couple of hours to take some shots,
56:14
take some shots, and then go home. So what happened
56:17
was my buddy had just came back from Mexico to
56:20
a Mexico trip, bottles bottles of tequila, and mind you,
56:24
I don't take shots. So long story short, end up
56:28
taking some shots, had to call my wife to pick
56:30
me up.
56:31
Speaker 1: Was so drunk that she had to get.
56:33
Speaker 2: Me in the car and at my house, we had
56:38
to open the gate and drive up to the driveway.
56:41
So anyway we got to the house, she had to
56:43
help me out, get me out of the car into
56:46
the bed. The funny part was the next day, I
56:49
woke up and was looking for my phone. I walked outside,
56:53
the car was still running. She forgot to go back
56:56
out and turn off the car because she was trying
56:59
to get me out so fast, and left the car
57:03
running the whole night into the morning. I was so drunk.
57:08
I was so drunk. Never drinking tequila again. Yeah, that's
57:10
what everybody says, never drinking again. Right, I'm gonna tell
57:13
you a funny story from years and years ago.
57:16
Speaker 1: I hope Joey doesn't get mad.
57:17
Speaker 2: But me and one night Joey Porter and I were
57:21
drinking at a friend's house across the street.
57:23
Speaker 1: From his house. We drank like five.
57:26
Speaker 2: Bottles of Patron or Cabbo Wobble or something tequila, and
57:30
his wife had to come pick him up from across
57:32
the street.
57:32
Speaker 1: Because he was so drunk. I don't remember how I
57:36
got home. Sure somebody took me home.
57:37
Speaker 2: But yeah, and I think you threw up a couple
57:40
of times crossing the street. Yeah, drunk stories are great, man,
57:45
Some of you got some of us got some really
57:47
good ones, really good ones. Sorry, four two, five, four
57:51
or seven to seven. You got a good drunk story.
57:53
Speaker 1: What happened the morning, every morning, morning,