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FULL SHOW: A Masterclass In Dating (Feat. Kura Forrester) · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 4: a little bit of beer. Vanna bloody excited about that.
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  Speaker 4: But before that, we've got to get today's show out
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  Speaker 4: of the world, don't we. All keesy.
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  Speaker 5: Over the.
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  Speaker 3: Hell you. God, you're looking good today, man, just good
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  Speaker 3: vibes in the in the studio today. You're clean shaven,
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna lovely white cap on. You're got a lovely jacket,
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  Speaker 3: clean crisp white shirt.
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  Speaker 6: Man, you're looking hot, thanks, Jason. Feeling hot? Yeah, this
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  Speaker 6: show's hot. Yeah, man hot.
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  Speaker 5: It's hot day out there.
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  Speaker 3: It's really hot out there.
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  Speaker 5: Man, what the hell, Pugs looks hot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's looking good. Eh.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, we're looking hot. Yeah, you look good.
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  Speaker 3: Hush thanks feelings, No, you look good man, thanks. Man.
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  Speaker 3: You know I'm feeling pretty good. Actually did a lot
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  Speaker 3: of exercise and stuff today, did some good positive stuff
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  Speaker 3: for my mental house. Oh you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: So it's all good, mog you just little steps every
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  Speaker 3: day makes some progress. Good on you, mate, baby steps.
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  Speaker 3: Now listen, we have a massive shower head. By the way,
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  Speaker 3: got caught a forestming into chat about her upcoming comedy special.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, she's you know, she's my wife's favorite comedian. Genuinely yes,
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  Speaker 6: very excited.
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  Speaker 3: What else have we got kezy?
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  Speaker 6: Well, of course, make sure you keep an ear out
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  Speaker 6: for the twenty five grand fiddler that could strike at
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  Speaker 6: any time. And if you call us on eight hundred
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  Speaker 6: Hodaki and you are call a number one hundred, you'll
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  Speaker 6: instantly get one thousand dollars, So it's worth keeping an
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  Speaker 6: ear out for. Plus, got a few scenarios after the
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  Speaker 6: off the back of yesterday's very successful.
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  Speaker 5: First cass chat.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, do some scenarios around how to pick people up
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  Speaker 6: in a club if.
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  Speaker 3: We'll see how we go. But hey, what let's kick
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  Speaker 3: off Queens for the Stone Shune the.
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  Speaker 2: Hod Achi Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
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  Speaker 2: Keezys indeed.
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  Speaker 3: this Thursday afternoon twenty four minutes past four.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, don't forget.
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  Speaker 6: hundred grand by definital Day, one of us here on
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  Speaker 6: the Big Show we'll have to do a bungee jump
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  Speaker 6: off the Auckland Harbor Bridge wearing nothing but an extremely
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  Speaker 6: tight definitial costume.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't really thought about that, but that's actually happening,
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  Speaker 4: is it. It's somebody's doing that great the bungee jumper,
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  Speaker 4: that's right.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so donate is the word? Text it to two
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  Speaker 6: four four two right now and get hoidy. I mean
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  Speaker 6: one of us jumping off the old Orkland Harbor bridge there.
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  Speaker 3: I'm all good, I'm all g with a bungee jump.
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  Speaker 3: It's just the really tied out for them, A bit
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  Speaker 3: worried about self conscious about why is that just self
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  Speaker 3: I just get self conscious? Keezy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess you'll.
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  Speaker 4: Be able to see the outline of your burnt meat petties.
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  Speaker 4: That's true, there is something to be a bit concerned about,
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  Speaker 4: and possibly also your absolute disgrace of a circumcision that
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  Speaker 4: botched circumcision.
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  Speaker 6: Although to be fear be a lot of realism with
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  Speaker 6: the giant bush. You're operating with the plant coming, you know,
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  Speaker 6: the definitial head. But anyway, what we're actually talking about
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  Speaker 6: on the costume, yeah, what we're actually talking about here
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  Speaker 6: is fellas for the last.
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  Speaker 3: What are we actually talking about?
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  Speaker 5: We could keep talking about this.
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  Speaker 6: So for the last sort of three or four weeks,
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  Speaker 6: so I've been monitoring flights because for New Years this year,
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  Speaker 6: I would like to be out of the country. I've
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  Speaker 6: never done New Years overseas before. I think it's just
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  Speaker 6: be an extra fun way to celebrate because New Year
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  Speaker 6: has always a bit of a let down. I find
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  Speaker 6: in my experience, you know.
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  Speaker 5: It goes off my place.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, interesting, I'm usually for New Years well exactly and
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  Speaker 6: mogis with Tinker. Yeah, it's going off watching UFC highlights
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  Speaker 6: and then going a bit at twelve oh one.
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  Speaker 5: So this year I was like, where can we go?
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  Speaker 5: That's hot?
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  Speaker 6: My wife wanted it to be hot, and I wanted
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  Speaker 6: it to be like an experience, and we're very different.
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  Speaker 5: So we've landed on Cambodia.
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  Speaker 6: So we're going to go there sort of Boxing day ish,
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  Speaker 6: come back on about the eighth of Jan which is cool,
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  Speaker 6: but I'll be monitoring flights and that bloody expensive over
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  Speaker 6: that time. They just instantly. There's no likely price negotiations
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  Speaker 6: or fluctuations. It's just expensive from the get go.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So I've been going across all these airlines and figuring
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  Speaker 6: out the best place to buy from. I found some
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  Speaker 6: tickets which are going to save us about a thousand dollars, right,
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  Speaker 6: it's through.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's China Airlines.
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  Speaker 6: Never flown them before, and it involves us stopping over
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  Speaker 6: in Taiwan, which is fine, it'd be quite cool. It's
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  Speaker 6: going to save us a lot of money. However, instantly,
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  Speaker 6: just as I was about to book the tickets, my
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  Speaker 6: wife what she does, gets on Google my wave. She
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  Speaker 6: gets on Google there and she searches people's experiences with
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  Speaker 6: China Airlines and.
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  Speaker 5: It starts out with loved it really underrated.
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  Speaker 6: Don't let the fact that it's cheap throw you off,
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  Speaker 6: you know, if you're not expecting amazing service or whatever.
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  Speaker 6: It's just good for the value. Blah blah blahlah blah.
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  Speaker 6: And then she finds an article from five years ago
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  Speaker 6: officially declaring that as the most deadly airline in the
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  Speaker 6: world or something, and she sends me that and she's
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  Speaker 6: just like, we can't go on it.
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  Speaker 5: It's too deadly.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: She was racist. Can you play the siren? Well, I
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  Speaker 5: don't know if that's yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to say, where's the siren?
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  Speaker 6: Well, it's nothing, There was nothing. It's nothing to do
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  Speaker 6: with that. It was just the fact that it was
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  Speaker 6: at the time.
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  Speaker 5: Hell of a coincidence. You're making it racist.
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  Speaker 3: Geez, well, hang on, you guys carrying on bogs. He's
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  Speaker 3: just called me from them from management.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, Kays. It doesn't sound good to me. Mate.
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  Speaker 6: What's just because it was the deadliest. It's not because deadly? Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: but I mean.
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  Speaker 4: You're actually better off dying in a plane crash than
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  Speaker 4: you are being racist, and she should know that to
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  Speaker 6: I just jump in really quick and just say that
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  Speaker 6: my wife isn't racist or you can say it?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no can I No? I mean it.
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  Speaker 6: When I say it, I mean it and I know it,
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  Speaker 6: and she's not racist, no doubt.
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  Speaker 5: Oh? I'm going to have to go with Mogie's package. Ah,
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 4: I do have I've got a little bit of concern.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe we should talk about this off here. But my
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  Speaker 5: You see because that came out some years ago. I'm
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  Speaker 5: sure it was fine back then, but now do you
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  Speaker 5: know what, I'm realizing?
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  Speaker 3: What's that?
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  Speaker 5: That was my wife's idea?
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  Speaker 1: Oh god?
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  Speaker 3: Oh but it's Tenacious D.
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  Speaker 5: Great tune. So I love Tenacious D.
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  Speaker 3: Thursday Afternoon of Chime is four forty nine, and I've
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  Speaker 3: got an apology to mate. For people that don't know this,
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  Speaker 3: I am Keysey's agent and agent agent. Okay, what did
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  Speaker 3: you think? I said?
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  Speaker 5: I was going to play the racism alarm again? But
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  Speaker 5: that's all good?
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  Speaker 3: What okay? Yeah, we'll leave that to your wife.
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  Speaker 5: She is going to hate this so much.
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  Speaker 3: And I'll be honest with the NB Fair here. I
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  Speaker 3: haven't managed to score Keysy any work at all yet, Mogi.
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  Speaker 3: No lots of audish and I yeah, yeah, And I've
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  Speaker 3: realized and I'm taken a really good hard look at
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  Speaker 3: myself in the mirror and there's a lot to light there.
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  Speaker 3: But also I've realized that I've let you down, Kisy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and I have sent someone not ready, not prepared, lacking
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  Speaker 3: the skills and sort of necessary attributes to succeed in
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  Speaker 3: this industry.
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  Speaker 5: Are you talking about me? Yes, because I thought you
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  Speaker 5: were talking about you, as you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, I was talking about you as an actor. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 3: wholly unready for the situation. It's like going to war
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  Speaker 3: Moogie and sending him out over the top of the trenches.
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  Speaker 3: They're blowing him. Also, he's got no gun, nothing, He's
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  Speaker 3: just running in the wilderness.
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  Speaker 5: He's taking a knife to a gun fight.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly the douche to dooch to do. She she gets blown up.
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  Speaker 5: So the knife is my acting ability?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well you don't even have a knife though, What.
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  Speaker 5: Have I got a spoon?
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  Speaker 3: No, you're you're harmless. You're basically unarmed.
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  Speaker 4: Just holding you downstairs. You thought it was a knife,
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  Speaker 4: but it's not, you know, And it's and.
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  Speaker 3: It's really easy to sort of gauge that because I
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  Speaker 3: follow up on all your auditions, and you know, I
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  Speaker 3: can just tell from what they say to me that
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  Speaker 3: you know they haven't gone well. And then I I've
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  Speaker 3: had to analyze how can I be better for Keysy
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  Speaker 3: as an agent? And I've realized, of course, you lack training,
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  Speaker 3: you lack experience, you lack all of those things. Talent
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  Speaker 3: there you either have it or you don't.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, and I got it. I just need to
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  Speaker 5: hone it.
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  Speaker 3: Well. You know, if you don't, then you work on
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  Speaker 3: other areas of you know, to try and improve your chances.
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  Speaker 3: And so what I thought i'd do is get you
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  Speaker 3: some acting classes.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, and I do for those, No.
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  Speaker 3: They're free. I need a commitment from you that you're
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  Speaker 3: prepared to do that sort of thing.
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  Speaker 6: Absolutely, if you think it'll, if you think it'll give
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  Speaker 6: me the necessary skills to succeed in this area. I
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  Speaker 6: am one hundred percent keen to better myself.
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  Speaker 3: Look, it's a long shot whatever we do, but I'm
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  Speaker 3: willing to give it a track.
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  Speaker 6: Just saying stuff like that does just if we're being
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  Speaker 6: honest here.
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  Speaker 3: I am being honest and that's what I want to be.
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  Speaker 6: But if we're being honestly, saying stuff like that damages
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  Speaker 6: my confidence.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's the thing I think we need to You
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  Speaker 4: need to knock your confidence right down.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, just level it. I think you're paying your confidence.
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  Speaker 4: Knock it down, put it in a wheelbarrow, take it
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  Speaker 4: out to a truck, put it in the back of
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  Speaker 4: the that you take it out to the tip and
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  Speaker 4: dump it out of the tip and then pay the
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  Speaker 4: fear on the way out. Get rid of that confidence
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  Speaker 4: and then and then start again and go back and
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  Speaker 4: then rebuild it.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, because what's that based on my confidence?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? I know self esteem?
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  Speaker 3: No no, no, no no. M So I've.
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  Speaker 5: Booked you in for a course, okay, how long?
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  Speaker 3: It's at the run Ranui Community Center eight to ten weekdays.
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  Speaker 5: Eight to ten.
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  Speaker 3: What do you need an hour before the show finishes?
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  Speaker 3: And to get there and stuff? Rannu he's just in
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  Speaker 3: the middle of nowhere.
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  Speaker 7: Who's it with.
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  Speaker 3: It's just like a community group.
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: As a guy that is a bloody he's a bloody
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: good teacher. He's based out how would Yeah, and he
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: makes a trip up every night.
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: Sorry, eight to ten? What do you mean eight till ten?
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: Well eight pen was when the course runs from.
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: Eight p m till ten pm?
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it does it covers everything you know,
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: like yeah, yeah, clowning, animal.
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: Spirit, yes, all that sort of animals.
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: Put your pants on one league at a time. Yeah,
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: because I've done people put the wrong leg on, Yes,
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: they put the wrong leg in first, that you're bugging
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: for the rest of the day.
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a really good point.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: And there's one really good one too, which a lot
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: of people don't realize, because you're quite handsy in terms
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: of no, I just mean in terms of acting. I'm
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: very like just because there's a there's a one whole
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: week dedicated to what to do with your hands when
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: you're acting.
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: Right, Okay, so you're keen, I can lock it in
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: and how many weeks does it go for for.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: The rest of the year. But I reckon by the
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: end of it, you'll have some skills.
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: You reckon, I'll be able to get some books, some
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: jobs after that.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: I think that's pushing it a bit far, but I
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: I think you'll be better than when you started. You'll
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: have to cancel that Cambodia trip.
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I'll do it.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Good on you, Keysy.
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: Here's the Keys of Leon. By the way, I'm keen.
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: I'm excited.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: The hoed Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: Kesey Us and Kings of Leon. There on the radio
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: hoed Archy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon coming up after
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: five o'clock, We've got the magnificent comedian kurd A Forester,
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: which I'm really looking forward to, and really exciting news
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: the old Big Show go back into the dating scene.
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: God can't wait for that. That was based on the
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: success of our first kiss stories from yesterday's show. If
• 16:45
  Speaker 6: you missed that, by the way, seven thirty every single
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: weeknight a best of package of the day's show comes out.
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: See yesterday's one is there? If you're listening pleasure, just
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: search Hodarky.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, make sure you do this into it too, because otherwise,
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: what the hell's Pug's doing in there? You know what
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: I mean?
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: Completely wasting time?
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's the point of his life if you don't
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: make the effort to listen to the hard work that
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: he does.
• 17:04
  Speaker 6: Actually, I've just got a text here on three four
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: eight three as well. It says, hey, keasy anyway that
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: we can win fifty a night and day vouchers today?
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: The only one I can think of is probably after
• 17:13
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• 17:15
  Speaker 6: So if you want to win some you can start
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: something through your dinner ideas and that, and we might
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: be able to dish those out later on.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: It's a great idea.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: It's South Keezy the whole ching Big Show with Jason,
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Mike and Kezy.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on radio. Hold Ikey, welcome.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Back to you as Backbones. Hope your Thursday's going along
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: very nicely. You're listening to the big Show brought to
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: you by Night. Wait.
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: I thought we didn't want it to come down.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know what's happening anymore. I've completely I don't
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: know what's going on with the vocalizations.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: Well, let's just go up here or just stay on
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: that same time, go on.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Today.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: That was you going down again. That was you, Jace.
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: You've got to stop going down.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, old habits Man, Old habits.
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: Hey.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: Speaking of night and day. What's the night and Day
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: special today at the moment?
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: Kezy, yeahzy Man. Oh, it's a hoiity j special today.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: How good?
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's actually not there. Great.
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: It's a Breasta made coffee which is usually as low
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: as four dollars fifty and like a packet of nuts.
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: Oh and that's ninety four dollars. What I know, so
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: it's not actually worth doing. You're actually better off buying
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: those two things separately.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Can I ask what kind of nuts Keezy?
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: These nuts? Yeahnt uh not pistachios?
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Pistachios? Yeah, yeah, I love a pistachio. They're not cheap,
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: I'll be honest with you. You know that's a good deal
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: actually really Yeah? Yeah, how BIG's the bag of pisassio's.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: Two hundred grams? Ah?
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: Wow, so reasonably priced it night and day.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Now, listen everyone, Keysy had this idea today which he
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: put on our little chat there, so.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: Sh like that.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying you're the one that's going to
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: have to kick us off because you know, Mogi and
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: I have been out of the dating pool for a
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: long time, you're still a part of it kind of.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: That's right.
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: So basically, it was a scenario where we all have
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: split up with our partners and we genuinely have to
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: try and pick someone up from a bar, and how
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: we genuinely tackle that situation, Right, we'll do that.
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: Next Sometallica, you're going to be first up, sure, and
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: then you guys are going to go after that, right Yeah? Definitely,
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: Oh for sure.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: The Whodiking Bing Shown podcast.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, Rage against the Machine there on the radio.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Ho Darkey Big show this Thursday evening.
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: So, based on the success of yesterday's first kiss chat
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: we all did, we all told our first kiss stories.
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: I thought it might be an interesting situation for us
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: to rehearse. Heaven forbid any of our relationships fail, right,
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: and we are now single, how we would extremely inexperienced
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: people in the dating scene, how we would go in
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: a dating scenario. Let's say you're at a bar, you're
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: at a cocktail bar, and you have to pick someone up.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: You know, you're looking for love. How would we even
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: tackle that scenario?
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, So.
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: I'm happy to go first. I will go first. Who's
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: going to be We're gonna find out and for you
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: guys afterwards.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: Huh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah as well, Jason, would
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: you like to be the lovely lady?
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Sure?
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: Really, I'm picking Jas up? Well, you're trying, okay, good
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: luck with that. Where are you Jas at the bar?
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: Button mushroom, don't just say button musher.
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: I'm trying. I'm trying to get your confidence.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't even know you exist at this point.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: So where pardon, where are you in the scene, because.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: I'm sitting at the bar with a with a martini.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: I've got a lovely mane of dark hair.
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: What are you a lion?
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: A little tat couple of tats on my arms like
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: a holt of neck with like I just don't have
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: a heart shaped sort of cut out around my breast area.
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: The what are the tatoes of?
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Are there?
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: Like sort of ones a swastika.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: And the other one's some sort of Taiwanee sort of
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: littering characters.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah means peace.
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you got a swask on one arm piece?
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: Okay, all right? Oh good there, sorry, start again?
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: So what I do?
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: All I did was there? So what I do is
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: you're at the bar. I'd probably go up next to
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: you in order to drink, right, so you would you
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: be the bar in?
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Sure?
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: Okay? Okay?
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: Can I please order a drink? Mate? You're not first
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: in line? What can I get you, sir? Sir?
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have just a pale I p.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: A things now worries it'll be eighteen bucks that cheap? Yeah,
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: I enjoy your drinks. Hey, can I grab the same
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: thing as him? Please?
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: You're not you're not You're not next made all right?
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: When I'm looking at you, then you'll know what about you?
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: Madam? What was you like?
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Can I have screaming August and thank you?
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: You've come to the right place. You came here alone.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: Tonight, I'll get this one. This one's on me. Hang
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: on you, I could get it. Actually meant to be
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: meeting somebody here or what's the gir Well.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: I'll be honest with you. I am meant to be
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: meeting someone here, but he's thirty. Then it's slate.
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: You're joking. He doesn't know what mate, can you? You'll
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: be out on your ass if you don't shut it.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: Sorry about him?
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: That's okay, I'm used to it.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: He doesn't know what he's missing.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Eh, yeah, I guess.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: I think it's pretty sad though he must have been
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: hit by a truck only readson good enough for him
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: to not be here with you?
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Eh?
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: Totally?
• 23:31
  Speaker 8: Brother?
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: Hey, oh sorry, anyway, I'm about to knock off. You
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: want to.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: Jump in the back of my courteiner for half an hour?
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Why not? Why not?
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: Before you knock off? Mate? Do you can? I could
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: get that my pa?
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Ye?
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: There you go, mate? Thank you?
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: How much.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: Twenty five bucks, Hang on, it was eighteen for the
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: other guy.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: Thirty bucks.
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: Fine, fine, here thirty bucks. No, we were I'm Chris,
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: by the way. Spotted you from over the bar there,
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: and I thought, man, with the mane of hair and
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: the tattoos, this is a real piece of me, you
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: know what I'm thinking.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Excuse me, excuse me.
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: I just I saw you from across the bar and
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: I thought you looked cute, and I thought I might
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: come just say hello.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: And could you sort this guy please?
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: I think he's had too much to drink out the
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: back Mate's time for the doge. Did you call her
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: a piece of meat? You look like a piece of meat.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: That's not the hierarchy. Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Tune in on.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Radio radio here there on the radio. A big show
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: is the Big Show? Jumped back into the dating pool.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well we're supposed to be.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: That was a disaster for you and I got some
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: extra Yeah, totally.
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: But first of all, I wasn't didn't feel I would
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: be traditionally attracted to the female that you had described.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Traditionally, So that's true.
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think I would have gone
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: up to that particular person. And also the bartender was
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: quite aggressive, so I found myself just struggling to get
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: in there.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: But that's the sort of that's a dating scene, isn't it?
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Isn't just I was I was watching you and with
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: your maine of long hair.
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: I saw you from across the.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Room and your main I was like a bet pervy,
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: right you know?
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: Well, anyway, why doesn't one of you guys show me
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: how to do it?
• 25:31
  Speaker 8: Then?
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: Ever?
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: Crack at you? Sorry at me? So you want me
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: to be the girl?
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, So I'm in the bar right, see I
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: feel I'm in the bar and I'm sitting up at
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: the bar at one of the bar stools, and there
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: is an empty seat next traditional, and I've got a
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: cocktail there.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: Okay, what kind of cocktail?
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: Manhattan? I don't know what? Yeah, sorry Cosmo? Oh yeah, okay,
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: here we go. Sorry, is this is this cheertaken?
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Nice? Nice?
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: Sorry? Hang on, Jason just coming and say nice? Nice?
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: That ruins the immersion?
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Sorry?
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: Is this is this cheertaken? Oh? No, that's fine. You
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: can sit there. What about you? You taken? See boom
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: and we're done? Hang on, that's not.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Did you laugh at that.
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: Did you hear how she laughed? It's all over. I
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: hear that laugh. It's all over, she said, Tea, he
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: make him laugh?
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying, Jason, I.
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: Do allright straight away? All right, well Jason, do you
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: want to turn then?
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: All right? So, same scenario. I'm sitting at the bar.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: I'm the female ginger here.
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, freckles and a T shirt that says Chevrolet on it.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: I'm Jessica chair staying yeah, yeah yeah, and I'm drinking
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: a stout.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Hi. There, can I have a stout? Please? Oh?
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: Sorry, I don't work here. I'm just sitting at the bar. No,
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: I was talking to the bar.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, that's okay.
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: That's fine. You were just you were looking at me
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: while you said that. It's really weird.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: My apologies. It's it's hard not to.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: Oh that's really nice. Thank you, my pleasure.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: My name is Jason.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: By the way, Hi, I'm Bailey.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Hi Bailey. My friends call me Horse.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Of the Hole. I king being shown podcast.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah tell you what. That song always fires me up.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Fellows really fun up fellas.
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: Hey, We've got a special guest and studio, a Forester
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: actor comedian.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: Welcome to thank you.
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: I'm petrified.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: Are you a comedian or a comedian?
• 28:13
  Speaker 9: I'm I'm a cracker, just crack up.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: I was actually getting to you. I just love that
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: change so much. Good.
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: A lot of begging the table energy and here is
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: it's good?
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Speaking of energy, what have you been up to? What's
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: been going on?
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: That doesn't make sense? That was a really bad segue
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: because energy really busy?
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: What have I been putting my energy into? A hear?
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: I've got a new hour.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: Well it's actually an old hour, but you've been binging
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: on about this.
• 28:49
  Speaker 9: It's called here if you need. It's based on wing
• 28:52
  Speaker 9: d You guys ever played netball?
• 28:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah? Here if you need.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Social team, Really it's called here if you need.
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: There's a great name.
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you should do it show, So you should do
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: a live show.
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: Do you want to open for me?
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: You got to Actually, don't give me that opportunity.
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: I'll cook it for you.
• 29:11
  Speaker 9: But anyway, it's about friendship actually, so it's sort of
• 29:13
  Speaker 9: like based on wing days, but really it's about your
• 29:15
  Speaker 9: mates being bloody good mates. Just in case you even
• 29:18
  Speaker 9: need to reset that ball. So it's my new hour.
• 29:20
  Speaker 9: It's coming out on Saturday.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: How do you feel about that? That's big man, and
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: now it's big You've done an hour before I have.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: This is my third hour it. Yeah, would you do
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: with your other one?
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 29:29
  Speaker 9: I did tickie to it all about traveling around on
• 29:32
  Speaker 9: a bus in Europe, and then I did could have
• 29:34
  Speaker 9: shular water.
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: Congret so good.
• 29:39
  Speaker 9: I can't beat that. I won the Billy T. James Award.
• 29:42
  Speaker 9: Could have should water.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: I think just for the name alone.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because I give you cash for that, by
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: the way.
• 29:47
  Speaker 7: They do, they do, and it goes up every year
• 29:49
  Speaker 7: they give you. Did you not get cash?
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: I didn't even get a bloody toel.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: You just got one this year.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: We got your bloody tell twenty years later you would
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: have lost it otherwise.
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: No, they did give you cash. It wasn't like five
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: shillings and a six.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Ye had a tough yeah, And I probably said something
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: like you're gonna have a few free busies at the
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: bar or something, which I not sweat.
• 30:08
  Speaker 9: I've got a tembla, I got like a computer. I've
• 30:10
  Speaker 9: got a couple of grand I got some marketing. It's
• 30:13
  Speaker 9: really gone on. Yeah, yeah, I was stoked with that.
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: So the midwinter because it's the comedy Fastball Festival, but
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: it's the midwinter warmer, right, and it's there's a there's
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: a full blown like showcase of all the talent and
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: then there's just Chris Parker and just cut a forester.
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what's that about. That's a massive deal.
• 30:30
  Speaker 7: I think it's the.
• 30:31
  Speaker 9: First time the comedy first I've ever had funding to
• 30:33
  Speaker 9: do some specials, to film some specials. So they were like,
• 30:36
  Speaker 9: let's pick two geniuses.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah too sure fire winners.
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: Exactly, Yeah, to do the first couple of filmings.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: Right, So that's huge though it's actually getting recorded, it's
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: going to be professionally shot.
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, how are you doing?
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: Do you have to get it right once or are
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: you going to have two shows where you can eat
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: it between the two.
• 30:54
  Speaker 9: I've got a six thirty dress rehearsal where I've invited
• 30:57
  Speaker 9: some like shitty drama school students to come from you
• 31:01
  Speaker 9: guys better laugh. So they'll film that but there won't
• 31:05
  Speaker 9: be a crowd, and then eight thirty show we're trying
• 31:07
  Speaker 9: to pack that out and so they'll do cuts to
• 31:09
  Speaker 9: the crowds there.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: How big is the audience.
• 31:11
  Speaker 7: Well, there's about six.
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: Cow Yeah, so.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Intimate, then intimate.
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what's the biggest crowd?
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: Actually I was gonna ask Jace that question, but actually, Curda,
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: what's the biggest crowd you've played to before?
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: I've done Q Theater, I reckon seven.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: Wow okay, yeah yeah, and you packed that out. I
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: packed that out adoring fans. Yeah, by the end of
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: the show for sure.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: Absolutely So if people want to get tickets to this
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: obviously comedy fest cot insed, correct, that's where you should
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: go have a look and out.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: Did you play a lot of it ball?
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: I did.
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: When dy's are weird, aren't they because you've got your
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: two shooters, your two mid quarters, your two defenders, and
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: then we dy's just this weird.
• 31:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah. If you're if you're going to pull someone off
• 31:57
  Speaker 7: the court and be your.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, generally speaking, that's where the youngkos go.
• 32:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And like all my girls played netball as well,
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: never wing d though they were like Gas or GSS,
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean, make.
• 32:12
  Speaker 9: A joke about gas being kind of gorgeous sluts.
• 32:17
  Speaker 7: They take all the glory.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Of course, you do all the work and they take
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: the glory exactly.
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: Because skull a text shoot from quite far away and
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: hit like the long shots.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean.
• 32:27
  Speaker 7: When I was growing up, they were the most gorgeous girls.
• 32:29
  Speaker 7: When these are just kind of in there getting the jaw.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: The sort of Rugby equivalent is they're sort of doing
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: the dark arts. You know, they're in the scrums and
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: the mauls and stuff like that. I tell you what,
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: We'll take a break, We'll come back.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, please, should we go to some super group of
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: the hiking being shown podcast.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Is indeed super groove there on the radio Hodaky Big
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Show this Thursday evening. Have we got caught a forester
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: in with us? You're doing a special? Where's the special
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: going to play?
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: It is at the a SB water Front theater y.
• 33:01
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's not your typical comedy location.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: Right because usually do SkyCity Theater or you know that's area.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: So the waterfront.
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, gorgeous.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Actually, what I meant was with is the special going
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: to play?
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: Screen?
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: Great question.
• 33:20
  Speaker 9: I think once I've filmed it, I think it's up
• 33:23
  Speaker 9: to me, Like I might try to sell it to places.
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: I might put it on YouTube.
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: I think a Being War YouTube Being War would be good. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: we could kick it off somehow, put a Netflix and that.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Do you want to put it on our Instagram account?
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: I love to in sort of one minute stories, you know, reels, just.
• 33:42
  Speaker 7: Reels, reels and reels and reels.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: You also start on the TV show Educators, amongst many
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: other things. They're coming back for another season.
• 33:54
  Speaker 7: You're going to come back.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: I'm coming back. Yeah, I've been riding back in Yeah, spoiler,
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: I'm coming back. So yeah that I'm excited about that.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: And I think it was pretty close to the first
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: time I met you when we did that last season.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: And it's a weird thing, Jason. You haven't been on it,
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: so you won't know, but ask me.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: But I said no because I was actually legitimately filming
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: something else at the time you're filming. I can't tell you. Man.
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: It's drivate, it'll be coming, it will be dropping this summer.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was it a talent quest what we filmed,
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: and it was your talent quest, your character's talent quest,
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: and it pretty much involved you because of the nature
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: of the filming being pretty much aired, libbling the entire
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: time and not having a script. You just actually doing
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: a talent show for about five and a half hours. Yeah,
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: And I was absolutely blowing away. It was like it
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: was a show for about one hundred and twenty people
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: who were there as extras, and you your energy. It
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: was like you could film this and release us and
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: you were making it up on the spot. It was
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: one of the most amazing things I saw. And then
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: they released it and you're like, oh, well, you've cut
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: out the five best hours of Kulda.
• 34:57
  Speaker 9: Yeah, we need blooper a blooper real fing. There is
• 35:00
  Speaker 9: so much stuff, But that's the nature of it, right,
• 35:02
  Speaker 9: because you don't know what's going to come out, so
• 35:03
  Speaker 9: they just have to film and film and film and
• 35:05
  Speaker 9: then they hit It must be.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: A balling Yeah, it's a devastating thing for a performer.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: You know, you do something and then see the final
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: products sometimes and go they cut out vat but they
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: didn't put vet but in they've lifted on the editor's
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: floor there.
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: Surely, after a long career, you'd be used to that
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: and you'd probably be over it by now.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean I don't care now, Yeah, me neither.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: I love it when they cut me. Yeah, I'm going
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: to say.
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: Educators are very funny. One of the funniest aside from talkback,
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: one of the funniest New Zealand comedies. I'm stuckd here.
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: There's a fourth season coming out TV and Plus check
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: it out. Your character's quite mean to Cohen in the
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: early season.
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:50
  Speaker 9: I talked to Cohen about season four and he's like,
• 35:53
  Speaker 9: I think we're going to break up, and I'm like,
• 35:54
  Speaker 9: good luck.
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: Luck with that.
• 35:57
  Speaker 9: We have a baby to give them our characters, right,
• 36:00
  Speaker 9: I think we called them Reynolds after Ryan Reynolds.
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's great.
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: One of my favorite scenes from there is when Cohen
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: is getting what's the name of the Aussie bloke, the
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: pe teacher, the actor that plays him.
• 36:12
  Speaker 7: He's very frank Ricdonald Rick.
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: He's telling him us showing each other photos of their
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: downstairs and Cohen shows him as down says, oh you
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: got to fear whack of bush then, mate, you should
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: get that sorted out. First time I saw that person
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: myself laughing at a very funny show.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: It is very funny. Well once again, are you wrapping
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: it up? Yeah, well we need to. Okay, if people
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: want tickets with us, where do they need to go?
• 36:33
  Speaker 9: They can go to the Comedy Festival dot co dot
• 36:36
  Speaker 9: nz it or visit my instagram at COUD a forester
• 36:40
  Speaker 9: and it's Ano Bio.
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, we're all going to be there, aren't. We're
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: not going to miss it.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: And I highly recommend going long to see you will
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: not regret it. Very very funny human being.
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: Thanks thanks mate, so good faith No more but Hold.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: And use indeed faith no more. Good. She's great, isn't she?
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: Doesn't she? She's really good, doesn't she?
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: And actually, because you were saying earlier in the show,
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: and I think even in the interview there Keezy, that
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: she's your wife's favorite, My wife texted me and said
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: she's my favorite too.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: Really, yes, wow, there you go, because my wife used
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: to work with.
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: Hey, you coming up after six? What's what's for teen?
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: He's dealing with me, Keyzy, So sending through what you're
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: having for dinner on three, four, eight three and you
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: can win a fifty on nine day about you didn't
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: finish your story there?
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: Your wife? What what worked with her?
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: Well, my wife she used to work with her, and
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: she said she was just really had the.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Whole king Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: in week days and four on Radio.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Hold Ike, welcome back your messive backbones. You're listening to
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: the big show brought to you by Night Better. Ah yeah, man, yeah, yeah,
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: so good.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: I'm stoked about it.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I say mine, Man, we're gonna excited about tomorrow
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Fellers Bevanna.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm bloody chuffed. Oh I'm tickled. Yeah, tickled pink.
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's really good. Of course, if you haven't
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: tasted it already, wish it. It's not even out yet.
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: I was gonna say the backbone.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: Brew can you Avana debuts tomorrow at Beervanna?
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: I think so it Hot Federation and if you are
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: at Beavanna, we're actually going to be in the Hot
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: Federation area.
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: Pugs just showed me a photo of our setup. Looks bitching.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: Oh really it looks great. I'm not allow to see
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: a photo. You know, you aren't allowed, Pugs said.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: Pug said, then it's for the best of the show.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: Fine with that, Yeah, same same, Jase, you've seen it,
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: No I haven't.
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you saw it and told Pugs to say that
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: Mike was allowed to see it.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what happened.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: But then, I mean, if Jase doesn't think I should
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: see it, then it's probably for the best of the show.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: It's fine by me purely.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Because you're a really busy man. Make you be mucking
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: around looking at photos all bloody appreciate that, man, you
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying.
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: Thanks man? Yeah, yeah, good stuff. Hey have you guys
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: heard of the Who Ducky Big Show podcast? Outro? No,
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: we're always banging on about it. Yeah, yes, another every
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: day for the last three years. Yeah, well Monday to Friday.
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: There's another episode out tonight at seven thirty at Easter
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: we get Easter off, do we? Here's a week clip
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: of today's one.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: Hey peg soon put a ring around this, mate. We're
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: you okay, because we're going to need to come back.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Yes, I don't have golf clubs. In one month's time,
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: I will give you, guys one thousand dollars are.
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: September twenty six am. Do you stand by that, Jase?
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, really, yep, absolutely, I'm committed. I need to
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: do that to force myself to do it.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: How often do you want to play golf? Once a week?
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll be good.
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: Okay, that'd be good.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of the maybe once they get back
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: into the flow of it again, maybe twice a week.
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: Yep, down, Hey up, nixt what's for tea? He's in
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: with me?
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: Keyzy, send what you're having for dinner to three four
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: eight three you can win a fifty a nine day voucher.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: So good, so good.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: The Hoodiking Bing Show podcast.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Sound good in there on the radio whole Donkey Big
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Show this Thursday evening.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: But right now it's time for Oh yeah, hey guys,
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: text here from Steve. What's forteen News Zealand with me
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: kick me.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: Yellow Wheese, thick crust, don't like thick crust, monkey porn,
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: don't like monkey porn? Admund boy voucher Feller.
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: I think it's voucher voucher boy, Captain.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: Edmund oh, Captain Admin.
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, bloody good.
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: Lots of texts coming in on three four eight three
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: with what people are having for dens, which is really
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: exciting for everyone listening.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: First person to text through though, actually came through just
• 40:59
  Speaker 6: after five. Dan, he's having pee.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: PII, Dan Crowley, Wow, store walk great Bold played fullback.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: Keys right, you know it's Dan Redcliffe.
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: Okay, tonight, Fellers, I'm having pee pie pud for dinner,
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: Pee pie pud and pint p p e A yeah,
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: p I E and then I was spelling them now no,
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: just because I'm trying to figure out a pee pie.
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: Pood is the thing people I put in pint? Yeah
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: it is? Oh really? Yeah?
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: English? Yeah?
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: English, isn't it? So? Pe pie?
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: My understanding is that pud was a meshed potato and
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: then it came with a beer peep I put in pint.
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: All right, So isn't like a Yorkshire pudding because you've
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: already got a pie with pat.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: Yea, Okay, that's a no from me. Same Oh, because
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: Mike said it's a no.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: No that doesn't interest me.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: Peas man. You know I love a pe a, fresh pea.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: I love a fresh peak. Yeah, you can give me
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: that frozen finally anytime. No, wrong, they're not for me?
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: For you?
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Sure?
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you eat anything? Here's a garbage gap? What's for eating?
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: Peace?
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: Jay, Sir, I'm trying to move on, can you please?
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: Well it's just me and Michael chat about peas. You
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: know what. I'm trying to move on, but he's just
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: slow me down, you know what I mean?
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Move on?
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: Keasy moving along, sir? Either Yeah? Come on, man, what's
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: wrong with peas?
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: I love peace.
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: Really yeah, mushy peas, No, no, neither good stuff fellas.
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: Here's another tis good you guys. Steve here from Hamilton.
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: Steve ir won the crocodile.
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: I thought he got kriiky.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: Are you sure it wasn't Steve Henson.
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: Oh it was Steve Hanson.
• 42:50
  Speaker 8: You get a feller, get a flowers schnitze all the
• 42:54
  Speaker 8: night with carrots and homemade chips, cheers, as.
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: Long as you're gonna have some lemon. But I hate schnitzel.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: Really, I'm a bit fan, especially a double crumbed schnitzel
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: with the mushroom sauce and mashed potatoes. And that's what.
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that sounds good. Would you crumb your own?
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: Yes? I double crumb it. Everyone else's I cram it right,
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: and then I put it in the fridge, and then
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: I crumb it again.
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: And you're in the fridge with it.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: I stay out of the fridge.
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: At no point did you say, of.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Course, is making sure you get a very thin cut.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: Like a schnitzel.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, sometimes I can be a bit fat.
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: Do you ever put cheese in the No? One last
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: text day fels want to be rickon. Good guys, Doris here, Yes,
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: Doris Day.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's going back a bit.
• 43:58
  Speaker 6: Fellas Doris Day here. But fear of the show. Wow,
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: that's great from someone like Doris. Yeah, yeah, that's amazing tonight.
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: Just having lamb chops and garlic bread, frozen garlic bread
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: which I'm just heating up.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: She'd be she would never false tee. Then she'd just
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: be sucking on an old lamb chop.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah's good eating when you're gamming a lamb. She gave
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: what she wants. But if I come over to her
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: place and she tries to see that up.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: To me, yeah, Nana, I can see her with a
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: little bowl of mint sauce and Jesse putting the lamb
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: chop in there and just gumming it. Yeah, just sucking
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: on it.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just sort of like drawing all over the wall
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: with her own fecal matter.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: The whole Aky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue,
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: and Kizy.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Tam in Parlor the on the radio Honaky but showed
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: this Tuesday evening Let's Talk TV.
• 44:47
  Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, whoa wow, very good too. Crowd loves it. Then
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: listen to them. Yeah, good, Paul, love it enough.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: I went to the gym after week last night, taught
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: myself into it and so I didn't watch anything.
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: Isn't there a classic case of just choosing physical health
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: over entertainment or enjoyment.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: You know. I did enjoy it.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: It was good and actually have many people there, which
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: is amazing. So I like that as well. What did
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: you watch, Jase?
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: I watched following on from the sixth scenes, I watched signs.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, wow, the same director.
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: Isn't it famously terrible? It's a lit down.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: It's not great, But what I enjoyed about it, you know,
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: and I know he's an actor that's had his controversies.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: I love Mel Gibson, very good actor. He is so
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: charismatic and good. I mean to be fear it is
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: a crap film. It has its little moments where it goes,
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, that's pretty scary.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: I think it's I think it's a fine movie, but
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: the payoff, because the payoff is just so bad it
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: ruins the whole movie.
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: Yes, it's very well acted, very well directed, it's well written.
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: It's just one of those ones where it's just good.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: But I was kind of mesmerized by him again. And
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: I've seen him in so many he just has that
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: charisma about him. You know what I mean that you
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: can't teach Keysy.
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: He's great in lethal weapon.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: You cannot teach that stuff.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: You can't teach it, Kezy. All right, Okay, why are
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: you telling me that?
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying you just cannot teach that stuff? Keezy?
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: Is this something to do with my charisma lessons that
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: I've been doing?
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, there's nothing we can do about your charisma, right?
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: Shall I pull out of that course?
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: Ah? And I think you can work on the technicalities,
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: but just don't worry about charisma.
• 46:49
  Speaker 6: What did you watch last night? I, after deciding I
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: wasn't going to watch any more of it just because
• 46:53
  Speaker 6: it was too stressful, I watched another episode of Madam
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: on TV three. Oh yeah, what was the name of
• 46:58
  Speaker 6: the the she's one of the yes, one of the
• 47:04
  Speaker 6: girls that works at the ethical brothel that the Madame
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: is running.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: And she's really frustrating.
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: She frustrates me because she's just shiit stirring.
• 47:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, And I know she's a very well, highly regarded
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: New Zealand actor, and I was like, let's watch it
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: again and it was quite a nice moment where she
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: actually had like a happy thing. And now I'm back
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: into it again and she wasn't as annoying as she
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: usually is. But obviously she's just a very good actor
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: for me to just despise her character, but it was
• 47:29
  Speaker 6: actually a good episode.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: I've had a character that was highly despised in my life?
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: Was that Hoidy j on The Big Show? Was it?
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: No?
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: What was it?
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Steve from She just hated by people.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: He's very frustrated. Actually, yes, did you enjoy that role
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: very much? Yeah?
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Because I was. I'm not a ship steer about nature. Ah,
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: So you know, playing out a character there, Yeah, totally.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: It's a real challenge the cult so good Darky.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey red Hot.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Chillie was there on the Radio hod Akey Big Show.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: So we're down till Wellington tomorrow and genuinely I am
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: looking forward to it too, fellas be Havanna, yeah, Beervana. Well,
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: just getting down to Welley again. It feels like a
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: while since I've been down there. Actually it's not looking great.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: Nah, Well, you know I'm down there for the whole weekend,
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: which I'm thrilled about, going to catch up with a
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: bunch of mates, and Saturday is looking bloody beautiful. But
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: here you're on Friday, to be fair, but gives you
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: the full Wellington experience.
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: I'm excited because Friday after be Havanna. Obviously we'll watch
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: the Warriors and then I'm going out on the town
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: with Pugshant and his sister.
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: Are you really yeah? So it'll be fun. You guys
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: can come a brewery.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm doing now.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: I know we've all been thrown off of it. It's
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: not good.
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: I think we should just seeing how we feel. I'm
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: trying to what I'm saying. We're all good up into
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: that last But do you guys want to guess what
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: the brewery of the day is?
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Granddad's basement.
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: You think that's going to be the name of it.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: I'm taking a while.
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: Guess, Okay, a castrated ram is it?
• 49:26
  Speaker 8: No?
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: It's Sunshine Brewing, not bad, simple effective. Nineteen eighty nine
• 49:32
  Speaker 6: was a bloody good year for Guzsi. One fine day,
• 49:35
  Speaker 6: two local legends were out waiting for a really good wave,
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: and then they had a moment of genius. Mate, why
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: don't we raid some reds, Why don't we brew the
• 49:42
  Speaker 6: perfect beer?
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: And lo and behold they did it, just like that.
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: Gisbeon gold was conceived gold.
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, guzzy gold, bloody to find Sunshine gold, No
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: sunshine bruins, a little sunshine.
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: That's a good name. Yeah, that's a good name.
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: Today Sunshine Brewery is brewing up a range of epic
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: drops which you can dive into at beer Vanna this year.
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: An old fashioned Imperial stout, a Scotch ail and a
• 50:11
  Speaker 6: Titemassoux stout. Interest peak to question mark tiema.
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: Su is amazing when you get a good one.
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: But it would be like a coffee stout, wouldn't it.
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah it would be Yeah, that'll be pretty bloody good.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: I tell you what would be good is grabbing one
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: of their brews and being and gizzy and going down
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: to one of their amazing beaches that they have down
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: there in the summertime and cracking one of those cold
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: ones on a.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: Gizzy beach and you're going surfing and getting a perfect ten.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, getting a perfect ten.
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: Well like a wave, a tube, perfect tubes. We can
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: all go perfect tubes.
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: That would be a dream scenario. Man, got them anyway,
• 50:49
  Speaker 6: Sunshine Brewing. Check them out at Beer Vanner and if
• 50:52
  Speaker 6: you want your tickets, don't forget. We're gonna be there
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: tomorrow in the afternoon session Beervanner dot co dot m Z.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: Check it out that for me, Thank you.
• 51:01
  Speaker 11: With the whole king Big Show podcast.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: A shower package that up pagsan straight to the radio package.
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: That one too sweet package since the Golden Globes.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Uh. It need to bed for you tonight, please, magie,
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: because I need you to be at the airport early
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: so you can hit me into the lounge.
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah. No, it will be an early night tonight.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: And I've even got because I'm waking up at sort
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: of two or three in the morning and I am awake.
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm ready to go, but it's not good because
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: i still need more sleep. So I've got a sleeping
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: pill ready to go for when I wake up. Nice
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: for that very reason. Wow, yeah, uh just a halfy.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: You don't want to wake up and not feel good.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying. You see what I'm saying.
• 51:58
  Speaker 6: You want a hack with those you wrap them in
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: a wee bit of bread, right, because if it touches
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: your tongue, it leaves that metalloche taste, whereas if you
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: wrap it and bread and just swallow it, you won't
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: get that weird taste in your mouth.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: But I'm just a massive backbone, so I don't really care.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and also you will choke to death doing that
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: with a big wadg.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: Of bread And clearly said a small piece of bread,
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: swallow a hole loaf of breath.
• 52:24
  Speaker 10: You want to be fat, white, it doesn't matter what,
• 52:32
  Speaker 10: and you certainly can't put it in brown bread.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: That would be gross. What are you up to? Key?
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Is he going to be in bed early because? Or
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: you and Pugs on another date tonight? You just seem
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: to go out every night.
• 52:44
  Speaker 6: Third option, My parents, who are up north on holiday,
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: they called me last night, Hey, it was your birthday
• 52:50
  Speaker 6: the other day.
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: Why don't we come down and we'll do a birthday
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: dinner tonight. That's cute.
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: So we're now going out for a birthday dinner for
• 52:56
  Speaker 6: me and they're going to stay the night our place.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: That's so must be so proud of your keysy.
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: They listen to this and they see clips of me
• 53:08
  Speaker 6: on the Instagram with you guys that are so proud,
• 53:11
  Speaker 6: Oh keysy.
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: They should be, absolutely they should.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well I'm going to go home a beautiful chicken
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: marabala tonight.
• 53:19
  Speaker 6: Kezy, you're the one that who was going to cook
• 53:21
  Speaker 6: at the batch with olives.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: On the trip out there. But anyway, and then you
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: watch a better staff go to bed.
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: What just quickly?
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: We're going to be doing the show live tomorrow from
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: beer Vana, So if you are listening, we will be
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: live from Wellington. If you're going to be there, we'll
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: see you at the old beer Vanna there thing.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: Great stuff.
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: Thank you,