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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Peyton with uh horoscopes. Peyton's predictions almost called you Peyton Whitmore,
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  Speaker 1: but we can still do on the radio, and.
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  Speaker 2: Then technically I still am a Whitmore. What do you
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  Speaker 2: mean it's a lot of work to change your last
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  Speaker 2: name legally, I am saving that for another.
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  Speaker 1: Time, Peyton with more with Peyton's predictions, what do you guy?
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  Speaker 1: What's the vibe?
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  Speaker 2: Well, Toy story vibe just absolutely annihilated at the box saufice.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna let you know which og Toy story
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  Speaker 2: character you are based off your zodiac SIGNE. Also, if
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  Speaker 2: it's your birthday today.
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  Speaker 3: We are officially in cancer season.
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  Speaker 2: So if you're cancer and it's your birthday today, you
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  Speaker 2: share a birth with Jason Moroz and Randy Jackson.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you do cancers?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I got you for cancers, So cancers. The
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  Speaker 2: Toy story character that you guys are, You are Rex.
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  Speaker 2: You are hyper sensitive, You are a water sign, and
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  Speaker 2: your soul is just a walking, breathing panic attack wrapped in.
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  Speaker 3: A topic cerior.
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  Speaker 2: You create fake catastrophic scenarios in your head and constantly
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  Speaker 2: scream about how you don't think you can take that
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  Speaker 2: kind of rejection. You let the absolute smallest inconvenience give
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  Speaker 2: you a full scale emotional meltdown.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let's say hello to Chris. Good morning, Chris. What's
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  Speaker 1: your sign? Yes? Tours?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so for my taurus this morning.
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  Speaker 2: The og Toy story character that you are is mister
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  Speaker 2: potato head.
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  Speaker 3: You guys are incredibly stubborn.
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  Speaker 2: You're constantly cynical, and you get aggressively annoyed the exact
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  Speaker 2: second anyone messes with your personal layout or moves your boundaries.
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  Speaker 2: So if the vibe isn't perfectly curated to a trus's standards, they.
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  Speaker 3: Will literally take your own facial.
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  Speaker 2: Features off and refuse to participate in the day.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I gotta see that movie.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's on my list to do. So thank you
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  Speaker 1: very much, guys, Chris, Joanna, good morning, what's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning?
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  Speaker 3: Actually I am between Gemini and a cancer ooh fun. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: well we did recancers earlier. That was Rex.
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  Speaker 2: That is the og Toy story character that the cancers are.
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  Speaker 2: But for you Geminis, you guys are slinky. You are
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  Speaker 2: permanently stretch between two entirely different places, trying to be
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  Speaker 2: in two conversations that what's and vibrating with this chaotic energy.
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  Speaker 2: Your attention span is completely split, and your front half
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  Speaker 2: is usually committing to a wild plan before your back
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  Speaker 2: half even knows what's happening.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's hilarious, Thanks Joanna, Thank you, Bye.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Rich your toy story character, You're Lenny the Binoculars.
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  Speaker 2: You are a sleepy, slow motion day dreamer who spends
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  Speaker 2: a whole day passively watching everyone else's hydrama lives unfold
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  Speaker 2: from Afar. You completely disassociate from reality, and you refuse
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  Speaker 2: to move under your own power, and you just want
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  Speaker 2: to look at the world through a blurry cinematic lens.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing with that. How about libras, Kyle?
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  Speaker 2: For libras, you are bo Peep. You are the og
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  Speaker 2: lamp era bo Peep though from the first movie. You
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  Speaker 2: are completely faking this sweet, perfectly poised aesthetic just to
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  Speaker 2: keep peace and look pretty on the shelf. You spend
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  Speaker 2: your entire day managing the hydrama egos around you. You
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  Speaker 2: not politely in new y superficial gentle voice to stop
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  Speaker 2: the chaotic boys from tearing the room apart. I don't
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  Speaker 2: like that it says it's fake because it's real.
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  Speaker 3: But that's what the stars say. Oh that's okay, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you have to pretend be nice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes you have That is so real, John Jay
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  Speaker 2: your Ham. You enter the room with the cold, judging
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  Speaker 2: eyes of an auditor who knows exactly how much everyone
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  Speaker 2: else is lacking. You are a walking spreadsheet, keeping a
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  Speaker 2: literal mental tally of everyone's mistakes and emotional debts. You
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  Speaker 2: can't resist dropping a sarcastic no it all comment just
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  Speaker 2: to ruin the vibe.
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  Speaker 3: Us Leo's I'm a Leo.
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  Speaker 2: We are Woody, but we are the jealous main character
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  Speaker 2: era Woody. We tell everyone we are the responsible, loyal leader.
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  Speaker 2: But the exact second a new, shiny person walked to
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  Speaker 2: the room steals our spotlight, our ego goes into like
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  Speaker 2: Code red emergency. We will literally plot to knock our
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  Speaker 2: rival out of the window just to regain our unfilled
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  Speaker 2: an adoration.
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  Speaker 1: Who was Buzz?
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  Speaker 2: Buzz is gonna be the person I'm obviously beefing with?
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  Speaker 3: Buzz is Sagittarius Gary?
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  Speaker 1: Who is Jesse? J H?
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  Speaker 3: Jesse?
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  Speaker 1: Ain't about the money?
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  Speaker 3: Isn't Aris Jesse?
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  Speaker 1: All right? If we get your sign they I'll post
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  Speaker 1: on our website. John Jay and Rich dot com