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Conventional Behavior · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 3: Five more cooling in the containment chamber.
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  Speaker 2: To your stations, we have a movie meltdown.
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: That kid is back on the escalator again! Leave it alone!
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Welcome to Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Misty.
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  Speaker 1: And we're coming to you live via digital recording from Lexington,
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  Speaker 1: home of the Lexington Comic and Toy Convention. Oh, shit!
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, there were geese. They took off.
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  Speaker 1: You're out of control. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: They're on top of the building. Now they're scoping you
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  Speaker 1: out from far. They're going to sniper your ass.
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  Speaker 3: We're sitting in a parking lot, and there are geese.
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  Speaker 3: And they have been eyeballing me for quite some time.
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  Speaker 3: Looking at me crossways. They want to start some shit.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm pretty sure they scared the hell out of
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  Speaker 3: me because geese are fucking scary.
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  Speaker 1: They're coming for you. And we're coming for you live
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  Speaker 1: from the parking lot of this area right here, where
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  Speaker 1: we have just left the Lexington Comic and Toy Convention.
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  Speaker 1: And it was pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 3: It was fantastic. Our feet's hurt.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I am worn out, as does not take
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  Speaker 1: much these days.
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  Speaker 3: It is a large convention, and there was a lot
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  Speaker 3: of walking.
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  Speaker 1: People's walking around.
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  Speaker 3: And these feet are not made for walking anymore.
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  Speaker 1: They have a.
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  Speaker 3: They've not walked much because we've become a very stationary people.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, even more so in the last two years. No
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  Speaker 1: Nancy Sinatra for you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not wearing boots, I'm wearing chucks.
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  Speaker 1: These chucks ain't made for walking because they hurt my feet.
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  Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, I'm wearing them right now, but
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  Speaker 1: my feet hurt.
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  Speaker 3: I'm wearing my lucky chucks today.
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  Speaker 1: I'm wearing my limited edition, custom tailored.
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  Speaker 3: Mine are custom.
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  Speaker 1: I know, so are these.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody else's name is stitched on the back of them
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  Speaker 3: because I got them on eBay.
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  Speaker 1: Mine says Meltdown on the back. I'm not making that up.
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  Speaker 1: It's a sad thing.
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  Speaker 3: Team I-C-C-U? I don't know. I tried to take Sharpie
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  Speaker 3: and roll over it, but they were awesome.
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  Speaker 1: But the color options on all of mine were like
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  Speaker 1: black and black and black and black. So you can't
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  Speaker 1: even see what it says because I made everything black.
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  Speaker 1: So no surprise there. That's how I roll. So people.
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  Speaker 1: We saw people. One person in particular. Are you ready
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  Speaker 1: to jump right to it or do you want to
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  Speaker 1: wait and ease our way in? I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Do we want to build suspense?
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  Speaker 1: We saw a person. We saw a person that.
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  Speaker 3: We've seen before. One of my favorite people.
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  Speaker 1: We can throw that hint out if you've been playing along,
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  Speaker 1: playing the home game. Nobody cares.
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  Speaker 3: I showed Ray Wise my tattoo that I have of
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  Speaker 3: him on my arm. And he seemed fairly surprised and excited.
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  Speaker 1: Last time we were hanging out with Ray Wise, who
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  Speaker 1: is awesome. Back then, and we knew going in, he's
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  Speaker 1: also still going to be awesome.
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  Speaker 3: And gorgeous.
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  Speaker 1: But you didn't have it back then.
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  Speaker 3: Like a fine wine. I don't like wine, but I
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  Speaker 3: like Ray Wise.
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  Speaker 1: Fine cheese? Cheese is aged nicely.
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  Speaker 3: I like cheese.
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  Speaker 1: There you go. He's like a fine cheese.
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  Speaker 3: He's so gorgeous.
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  Speaker 1: He's looking pretty good, I gotta say.
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  Speaker 3: Did we just say he was 74?
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  Speaker 1: I think so, which does not seem right. I mean, math-wise,
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  Speaker 1: I get it. He's been in movies for a long time.
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  Speaker 1: But looking at him, I would not have guessed that
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  Speaker 1: if I didn't know the math.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But I said I think it helps. That's what I
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  Speaker 1: was saying earlier. Because the main thing most people know
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  Speaker 1: him from is Twin Peaks. And midway into his run
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  Speaker 1: on Twin Peaks, he gets white hair. So now he's
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  Speaker 1: just aged into his white hair and he looks just
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  Speaker 1: like he did 30 some odd years ago. So he
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  Speaker 1: just looks like he did when we were all kids.
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  Speaker 1: And that's a magical thing. So good for you, Ray Wise.
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  Speaker 3: And Bobby Bobby looks good too, but I'm not going
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  Speaker 3: to tattoo a Bobby.
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  Speaker 1: The fact that we were in the room with him
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  Speaker 1: and you didn't just walk up and go, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.
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  Speaker 1: I'm smacking my hand.
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  Speaker 3: At him too. I couldn't smack him across two tables
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  Speaker 3: to get to it.
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  Speaker 1: That's true. They were double tabling up this time. It's
• 5:20
  Speaker 1: the post-COVID era. Nobody was super masked up most of
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  Speaker 1: the time.
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  Speaker 3: Except for Bobby.
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  Speaker 1: Except for Bobby. Bobby liked his mask. But they doubled
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  Speaker 1: up tables on a lot of the people. So you
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  Speaker 1: had like an extra table. Some of them you'd still
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  Speaker 1: walk around the table and do a selfie, which does
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  Speaker 1: kind of defeat the purpose. But I feel like that's
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  Speaker 1: everything that's happened over the last two years. It's like
• 5:40
  Speaker 1: we come up with a rule and then we'd be
• 5:42
  Speaker 1: doing this other thing over here, which totally contradicted that rule.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't think we know what the
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  Speaker 1: hell we're doing. So I still think we don't know
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  Speaker 1: what the hell we're doing.
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  Speaker 3: All I know is I walked by Ray Wise's table
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  Speaker 3: and I show my tattoo to the person at his
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  Speaker 3: table and she was like, oh my God. And she
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  Speaker 3: said something to him and he's like, oh my God,
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  Speaker 3: that's me from Reaper when I had my get out
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  Speaker 3: of hell free car. Like he immediately.
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  Speaker 1: He ID'd it right on site. He's like, that's me
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  Speaker 1: and I know where it's from.
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  Speaker 3: Because it's like, it's a very brief, like I had to,
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  Speaker 3: it took me a while to even find a still
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  Speaker 3: of the card from the show Reaper to find a
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  Speaker 3: good clear image to have it made into a tattoo
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  Speaker 3: on my arm. So he took a picture of it.
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  Speaker 3: I am now. And what did he say?
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  Speaker 1: First of all, he grabbed your arm. He did.
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  Speaker 3: He grabbed my arm.
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  Speaker 1: He held your arm for a long time because he
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  Speaker 1: had to hang on to it while he got the
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  Speaker 1: other girl's attention from the other side of the two tables.
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  Speaker 3: Who also immediately recognized it.
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  Speaker 1: Who also immediately recognized it and also wanted to take
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  Speaker 1: a picture. And then he held it there in place
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  Speaker 1: while she took her photo and then he got his
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  Speaker 1: phone out. So he held your arm for like a
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  Speaker 1: really long time. I think that means you two were
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  Speaker 1: like engaged and shit.
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  Speaker 3: I'm okay with that.
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  Speaker 1: What did he say?
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  Speaker 3: He said it was in like his photo album now
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  Speaker 3: or some shit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So you are on his phone, not the other
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  Speaker 1: way around, which is also true. It is. Because you
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  Speaker 1: showed the other peoples with us your photo of you
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  Speaker 1: and him and him like laying a big kiss on you.
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  Speaker 3: It's the best picture ever.
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  Speaker 1: Which is also, yeah, the thing that happened last time
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  Speaker 1: we saw him. He just planted one on you.
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  Speaker 3: When prices were reasonable.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the world changes. It's a crazy place.
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  Speaker 3: It's just bananas. It's just full out bananas.
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  Speaker 1: I can't afford much. I have to save up for
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  Speaker 1: cheesy movies that I may or may not watch for
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  Speaker 1: a future episode.
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  Speaker 3: I remember back in the good old day where if
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  Speaker 3: you purchased an autograph, generally you could take a selfie
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  Speaker 3: with the person.
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  Speaker 1: Which I don't think is out of control. That seems reasonable.
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  Speaker 3: But to have like $ 60 for an autograph, $ 60 for
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  Speaker 3: a selfie.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: Hold on now.
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  Speaker 1: Or just to take a selfie with somebody. Like, to
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  Speaker 1: just walk up and be like, hey, can we get
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  Speaker 1: a selfie? And that's $ 60 for a crappy, you-holding-your-own-phone selfie
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  Speaker 1: on your probably good quality phone, more than likely. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's different than it was, you know, 10 years ago
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  Speaker 1: on flip phones. Now at least it's a good quality
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  Speaker 1: camera on your phone. But still, selfies, not great.
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  Speaker 3: We went to the Q & A, too. We went
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  Speaker 3: to the Twin Peaks Q & A, which, oh, good Lord,
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  Speaker 3: I love them guys. And what's her name? Kimmy Robertson?
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  Speaker 1: Yep, Kimmy.
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  Speaker 3: She is just so damn adorable. And her voice.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing I wanted to say sitting there, because
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  Speaker 1: to balance out what we just said, Kimmy looks freaking great. Like,
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  Speaker 1: looking at her, I was like, there's no way in
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  Speaker 1: hell I would have guessed. I mean, just based on
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  Speaker 1: the fact that she was on Twin Peaks originally.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I have no idea how old she actually is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, but she sure as hell doesn't
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  Speaker 1: look that old.
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  Speaker 3: And she told stories that were so adorable.
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  Speaker 1: In her gimme voice.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, it's just, it's the cutest thing.
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  Speaker 3: Because they did have two cancellations for the Twin Peaks reunion,
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  Speaker 3: so Cheryl and Finn and Cheryl Lee were not there,
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  Speaker 3: but they did bring in Billy Zane.
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  Speaker 1: Who might be crazy, but was certainly funny this time.
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  Speaker 3: He did have one of the best.
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  Speaker 1: I'd say the best line of the whole little Q
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  Speaker 1: & A. And it was a joke. And it was
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  Speaker 1: a slam on Ray Wise. But Ray took it nicely
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  Speaker 1: and didn't just dick him. I was like, you don't know, man.
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  Speaker 1: He could have just taken you out.
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  Speaker 3: I think he'd take him in a fight.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm putting my money on Ray Wise. He's a scrapper.
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  Speaker 1: He's Satan and a scrapper. So, you know, you don't
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  Speaker 1: mess with Ray Wise.
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  Speaker 3: So charismatic.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, the Q & A was fun. We heard stories.
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  Speaker 3: I heard Ray Wise and did they both do their
• 9:34
  Speaker 3: David Lynch impression?
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: Definitely. Ray Wise did his. Oh, and Dana. Dana likes
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  Speaker 1: to talk. He's entertaining. He was good to have there
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: because he just kind of kept things rolling with other
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  Speaker 1: people like several of the others. Like Harry didn't want
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  Speaker 1: to talk at all. What was his name on the show?
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  Speaker 3: Andy.
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  Speaker 1: Andy. Andy didn't want to talk much every once in
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  Speaker 1: a while. He was also wearing like he's slowly turning
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: into Andy Warhol. Andy Warhol, yeah. He had, like, big,
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: giant Andy Warhol-looking kind of sunglasses. They might have just
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: been regular glasses, but he wasn't wearing them at the
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: Q & A, but when he went back to his table,
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  Speaker 1: he had these big, giant plastic glasses on, and his
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  Speaker 1: hair's kind of long and swoopy in front, so he's
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  Speaker 1: starting to get an Andy Warhol thing going.
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  Speaker 3: I still wish they'd brought in Everett McGill for 30 years.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to bring the giant. I wanted to bring
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  Speaker 1: the little man from another place.
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  Speaker 3: Is the giant still alive?
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  Speaker 1: No, he's not. That's why I think it would be
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  Speaker 1: really impressive if they brought him.
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  Speaker 3: But the little man's still alive.
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  Speaker 1: I think the little man's still around. Who else did
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: they bring? They should bring all kinds. The log lady.
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: They definitely need to bring the log lady.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they can't.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I'm picking dead people, dammit.
• 10:40
  Speaker 3: We're picking dead people.
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  Speaker 1: But they did talk about the log lady.
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  Speaker 3: At least I'm being realistic. I want Everett McGill, who
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  Speaker 3: as far as I... It's Twin Peaks!
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  Speaker 1: Everything's realistic in Twin Peaks.
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  Speaker 3: Even Ray Wise was like, I know, because that was
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  Speaker 3: his whole thing for when the new.
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: When the Returns Series 3 or whatever came out.
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  Speaker 3: He was like, look, David Lynch, I know my character
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  Speaker 3: is dead.
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  Speaker 1: But it's Twin Peaks. Come on.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a twin brother.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like we can work around that. And I think, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's right.
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  Speaker 3: Look for him.
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  Speaker 1: He's in there.
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  Speaker 3: There were a lot of people at the convention today.
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  Speaker 1: There were lots of people. Again, you never know at
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  Speaker 1: this point. We're coming out of such a weird shift
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  Speaker 1: in the world that I'm like, is everybody going to come?
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  Speaker 1: Is nobody going to come?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: There were so many people. They had a... Escalator.
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: Nazis.
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  Speaker 3: Escalator Nazis. I was thinking Escalator Nazis, but then I'm like,
• 11:37
  Speaker 3: maybe I shouldn't go there. Maybe I should go Escalator Babysitters.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, either way. But the one was pretty hardcore.
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  Speaker 1: Because she wouldn't let someone put their child in danger.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: What a jerk. They wanted to take their stroller on
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  Speaker 1: the escalator.
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  Speaker 3: Where are those even pictures on there?
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been to a mall or a giant
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  Speaker 1: store with tools levels that let you put strollers on
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  Speaker 1: an escalator? Has that ever been a thing? Because I'm
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: pretty sure I've seen the Ghostbusters symbol on your stroller everywhere,
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  Speaker 1: any place I've ever been.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, they were not happy. Nope. But they were like,
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  Speaker 3: they only let a certain amount of people on the
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  Speaker 3: escalator at one time. Because although this is a new building,
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  Speaker 3: apparently they still don't have the escalators built to handle
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  Speaker 3: the mass.
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  Speaker 1: Quantities? Yeah. Volume?
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  Speaker 3: I was going to say convergence. The mass convergence of
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  Speaker 3: comic nerds.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. You would think. I mean, they're attached to one
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: of the bigger, certainly the biggest, or at one time
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: probably the biggest indoor sports stadiums. sports you know sports
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: but they were attached to like the biggest one in
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: the state at one point are you a fan of
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: the sports are you i've heard of them but yeah
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  Speaker 1: i don't go.
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  Speaker 3: There to watch the sports ball um.
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  Speaker 1: No i went to see concerts many a time but
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  Speaker 1: i don't think i've ever seen a sports ball there
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  Speaker 1: i've been to the one in our town but again
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  Speaker 1: mostly to see concerts i did the closest thing was
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  Speaker 1: at that stadium where they play sports i saw the
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  Speaker 1: harlem globetrotters which is my kind of sports Because they, like,
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  Speaker 1: stand on the rim and shit. So, like, that's the
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  Speaker 1: kind of sports I can get. And they hung out
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  Speaker 1: with Scooby-Doo.
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  Speaker 3: I went to a high school basketball game once when
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  Speaker 3: I was a... High school? Yeah, high school. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know why. It was awful.
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  Speaker 1: You were not entertained?
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  Speaker 3: I just think we sat in the bleachers and just
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  Speaker 3: made fun of everybody.
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  Speaker 1: The hell you say.
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  Speaker 3: I know. Then I had to run home because I
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: forgot that I left candles burning in my room. And
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: I was like, holy shit, I'm going to burn the
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  Speaker 3: house down. And I had to run home.
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  Speaker 1: Did we not at one point go to a basketball game?
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  Speaker 1: Not to watch the basketball game, but specifically to see
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: Phillip play music. Did we? I'm pretty sure we did once.
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: I think we've called him out. Well, we've mentioned many
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: a time he's a drummer, but I think we've called
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: him out for being in band before. And yeah, I
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: think at one point they were doing some sort of
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  Speaker 1: special band thing at the game, and we went and
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: sat through a game specifically to see him do the thing.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of game? I'm pretty sure it was basketball.
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember this.
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  Speaker 1: Because we were indoors. I mean, we wouldn't go sit outside. Oh, God.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, that's our involvement with sports. We saw Phillip
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  Speaker 1: play drums one time.
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember any of this.
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  Speaker 1: You don't even remember it.
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  Speaker 3: Are you sure I was there?
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you were there. I don't... Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe it was a Mandela universe where I actually went
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  Speaker 3: to a sports game because I don't remember this.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, man. But there, yeah, there's a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: and they were just like, I liked it better when
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: I just thought everybody was afraid of the moving steps.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: They were like, ah, what are they? Like, these people
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: haven't been out of the house in so long, they
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: don't know what an escalator is. Because for a while,
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  Speaker 1: it just looked like they were just all stopped in
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: front of it, like, oh, what is it doing? These
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: stairs are moving. People just don't know how to handle it.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: It was just the babysitters keeping them out.
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  Speaker 3: People don't know how to handle the whole thing. It's like...
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  Speaker 3: We get off the elevator and everybody just stopped.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: Well, escalator.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what did I say? Elevator?
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: Escalator. You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, do you get to the top of it
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  Speaker 1: and just stop and stand in place when you get there?
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  Speaker 3: Apparently you do.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: No, especially not in a crowd of people, but that's
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: what they were doing.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: They needed a babysitter at that section to usher people.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: With the light up flashlights from the airport to just
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: be like, come on, come on through. Here we go.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Keep on walking. But no.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: But they did have an amazing lineup as far as
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: celebrities and guests this year.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, most of the people that I would have got,
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: I already had.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: We've hit several of the Twin Peaks people, and that
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: was the ones I was all interested in.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: Still waiting on Mark Singer, bitches.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: And I wanted to.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: Hang out with her. I even wore my Beastmaster shirt.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: That's true. She did.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: But then I wore a hoodie all day, so nobody
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: saw it.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: So nobody got it. Well, I want to hang out
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: with Ron Perlman, who was there, but he didn't come
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: over and be like, hey, can I be on the show?
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: So now here we are.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: He didn't have a tattoo of him.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, he couldn't see it from far away. There
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: was a lot of people in his line. I would
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: have had to, like, blow it up into poster size.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: You're just disappointed he wasn't wearing the complete and full
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: Hellboy outfit.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: I did say. I was like, if he was committed,
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: come on. He'd get up at, like, 2 in the
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: morning and start putting on his Hellboy makeup and then
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: go out there and sit there and sweat and sign
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: and latex and paint all day long. I don't feel
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: like that would go over real well. Eventually, maybe he'll
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: do like a photo op in it.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: But at that point, why does it have to be
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Ron Perlman? Because there's so much fucking makeup involved.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: I think that one still looks like Ron Perlman. I
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: think the face comes through because you saw the new
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: one and it's not Ron Perlman.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Actually, no, I did not see the new one.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: You know it exists. Nobody saw it. I didn't see it.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: I've seen the other two Ron Perlman ones. I didn't
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: see the new one. No offense to the Stranger Things guy.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: I'm sure he's cool and all, but I don't think
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: anybody really was into his version of Hellboy.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: I thought he had.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Mila in it, though. Yeah, I don't know. Nobody seemed
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: to take to that one. And I already hear the
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: nerds clamoring to, like, take that one out of continuity
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: and nor the universe that it may not exist in
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: the same universe anyway. But they want him to come
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: back and do another Ron Perlman one.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: David Harbour, is that his name? Yeah, I think so.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: It was in there somewhere. It just took me a minute.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: I don't even try anymore. I just know everybody's name
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: is a big blur and I've forgotten about them, so.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: But yeah, the way the nerds are, I think that's
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: what they want. I think they want to skip over
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: that one and just put another one. Probably being Doug
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: back in the suit.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: Doug's delightful, though.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Everybody loves Doug. Come on. Who doesn't? Surprised he wasn't there.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: But it's been a long time since I've seen Doug.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Because I could have had like a photo op.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: You would think. I think years ago it was supposed
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: to be like that. And then I think Ron Perlman
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: ended up having to cancel. And that's like one of
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: the last ones Doug was at, maybe.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Because.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I think they tried to do that at one point,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: and then it's just not schedule-wise worked out for the
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: both of them. So, I don't know. You guys are
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: just going to have to travel around to get both
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: of them on your piece of paper.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: And more importantly, bring back Mark Singer. Well, actually, you
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: can't bring back somebody who's never been there.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: He's never made it there. He keeps canceling. He's still
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: out there, though. He's just dodging you. I know.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: There's a list of certain people that I desperately want
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: to get their autograph in person before they're no longer around.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: And Mark Singer's one of them. And fucking Don Coscarelli
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: scared the bejesus out of me the other day.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: I thought you meant originally when you saw him when
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: he was like throwing that silver ball at your face. No, no, no, no, no.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: He posted a picture of like Clancy Brown and was like,
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: it was a fucking joy working with this great actor.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, hold on.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Don't do that, buddy.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Apparently he was just talking about him being in the movie.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: But he scared the shit out of me because you
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: don't post something like that.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: See, that's what worries me when it's like throwback Thursday
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: and they're showing pictures of them working with people years ago.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Is everybody in this picture okay? Don't be posting shit
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: like that. Next thing I know, I'll think William Hurt's dead.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, wait.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, wait. Well, was it just me? I posted my
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: picture from Lost in Space. And I was like, William Hurt,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: this is the first thing I think of. I'm sorry,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: William Hurt. Because Altered States is way cooler. But, you know,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Body Heat's a much better movie. But I think of
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Lost in Space for some reason.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: I'm sure I've seen something he's in. I just don't know.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: He's a hell of an actor. Kiss of the Spider Woman?
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Sounds creepy, doesn't it? Sounds awesome. I don't really think
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: it's the thing you're thinking of.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: It doesn't sound like it.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: See?
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Such an honor to get to work with the legendary
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Clancy Brown.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Rest in peace.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Isn't that... Isn't that... Isn't that fucking cruel? I had a...
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: I was freaking out.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: That is mean.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: I was like.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Don't you do that, Don Cascarelli. I was.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, I was like, oh, man.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Not Clancy Brown. But he's... far as i know as
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: of the release of this podcast clancy brown is alive
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: and well and hopefully doing okay hopefully hey clancy brown
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: near you i would like it very much if you
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: would come to a convention near me that we are
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: in the midwest anywhere in like.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: The two hour range you can get louisville indianapolis cincinnati
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: i'd go to nashville nashville wasn't a bad run pretty
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: far yeah i'm not sure about atlanta you're pushing it we.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Can do lexington for clancy brown i would maybe consider
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: chicago but that.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Would be good we've done that several times in many years.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Past Maybe you can double up and get Clancy Brown
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: and Mark Singer at one convention.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: That would definitely be worth it.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: That would definitely be worth it.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I'd be up for that.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah. Clancy Brown, Mark Singer. Who else am I
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: desperate to get? Who is still alive?
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: That's what I was going to say.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Corin Nemec. God damn it.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: There you go. You've gotten a video from him.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: I know, and it was delightful.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Somebody got a... cameo birthday video.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: From core and it was amazing i.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Don't know who would have gotten you something yeah some good.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Who else am i i can't think of anybody else
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: i know there's a dozen that i would probably be
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: like yes yes yes yes and now for the life
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: of me i can't think of what they are but
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: definitely clancy brown i don't know what it is if
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: it's the voice you.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Would think with all the nerdy tie-ins he's got plus
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: spongebob Like, he would just get a huge turnout at most.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Of these things.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you bring in the Highlander fans. That's what I'm saying.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Fucking Buckaroo Bonza.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got so many weird, like, geek-friendly things, you know?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: He's got stuff that the cult forms around, like Highlanders
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: and all his other weird movies, plus your Spongebob crowd.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, come on now.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Mr. Krabs is awesome.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I like some Squidward, but, you know. I have seen
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: that guy. He was at one of them.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Is there anybody else? Because I'm like, I know there's
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: probably somebody else out there. Like, I'll look on eBay
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: and be like, can I get this person's autograph for
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: a decent price?
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Fabio. How about Channing Tatum doing his best Fabio?
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Good God. You know, am I the only person in
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: the entire fucking world that does not find Channing Tatum
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: to be attractive, even in the slightest?
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: See, I didn't think he was attractive. And so I
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: wrote him off as just being like, oh, what an idiot.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: You know, back in the early days when he started
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: doing his dumb comedies. And then when I saw him
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: not taking himself seriously, now I'm like, it's okay. I
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: still don't think he's like Mr. Hunk, but he's entertaining
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: because he doesn't take himself seriously.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: His neck is so unappealing.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So that's why I was like, he's the perfect
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: person to put in this new Sandra Bullock movie because
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: it's hilarious because he's a goof and I'd watch that
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: because it's Sandra Bullock. I love her.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Billy Worth. Which I've missed.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, didn't he come to one
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: many and many a year ago?
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I missed it. I mean, did we go
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: to the convention and I just wasn't like, maybe somebody
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: else was there and I was like, oh, I need
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: this and I need that. And I was like, totally
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: overlooked Billy Worth before I knew the glory and wonder
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: of Billy Worth from American Gladiators.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, was it the same show as Corey? I
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: don't know. Seems like if they were smart, it would
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: have been, but.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know. That would have definitely overshadowed. I'm sorry, Billy.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: I was, I couldn't even speak to Corey.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: And I still regret that. I have many regrets in
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: my life. And one of them is not being able
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: to tell Corey Haim how absolutely wonderful he was.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Not just hugging him. Holding him.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: He looked so miserable in that photo.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: He was not having a good time. He was not
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: having a good time. Just in life at that point.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: He was not in a good place.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: And it sucks because he was looking good. He was
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: coming back.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: He was.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: And those little highlights.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: What can you do?
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Get a time machine and go back and tell Corey Haim.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: How wonderful and beautiful he was. And maybe not go
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: to the bar and rap later.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I heard those stories. Yeah, I think everybody did.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: It's best to leave it alone. Yeah. Who else did
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: we see today?
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: We walked by the table of Taryn Manning.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: And the one chick from, was it Mira?
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, Mina Suvari. Mina Suvari.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: I was going for the other chick, and I was
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: not the right name.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I would have talked to her, but I'd have to
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: not bring up that Dawn of the Dead. Day of
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: the Dead? No, hers was Day of the Dead. Yeah,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: that's a rough movie.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: I don't remember that one.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I can't fully blame her. Everything going on was not
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: a good thing.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Chips were there.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: That's true. Both chips.
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: Eric Estrada's still looking pretty good himself.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Like I said, boyfriend's mom has a wig that looks
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: like Eric Estrada.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I can kind of picture her wearing it, too, actually.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Now that you mention it.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Because we call her Erica Strada wig. She doesn't wear
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: it all the time, but when she does, I'm like, well,
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Erica Strada's back.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: When she does, she's pulling people over on the highway.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Fucking Dirk Benedict was there in a different outfit.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: That's true. If you've been listening a long time, you've
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: heard us talk smack about Dirk Benedict's shirt. Many, many
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: years ago.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Not about Dirk Benedict himself.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: No, Dirk Benedict was fine. He was very nice.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: He was nicer than he could have been. He was hideous.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: He was questionable. He had some questionable decision-making that morning
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: when he dressed himself. I guess he dressed himself. I
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: don't know. But, yeah.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: The sad thing is I think I Googled him once,
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: and I think that shirt came up more than once.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Maybe he really liked that shirt back in the day.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know. This was many a year ago.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: It was bad.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was wearing a pretty crazy shirt.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: There were a lot of different patterns, and none of
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: them went together at all.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, any of those weird patchwork shirts almost never worked.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: For what they're going for, and they don't look good.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: It was a very 90s shirt in a very not
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: 90s time.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was not even the 90s when we saw them.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: It's been a long time, but it was not the 90s, so.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: It was pretty close. It was probably the early 2000s.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Early 2000s, but not the 90s, and no time is
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: good for that shirt, I can tell you that.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no. You could have got away with
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: it in the 90s just because everybody else was wearing
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: shit equally as ugly.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, I did have some tacky-ass shirts in the 90s, so,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, you could possibly pull it off and just
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: be like, ah, it was the 90s, what do you want?
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: But.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: If you're still wearing it in the 2000s, man, you're
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: in trouble. But today, he was dressed very subdued.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: From what I can tell, although we did not get
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: that close, he still was holding up fairly well. I
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: don't know how old he is. Still looking good there,
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Dirk Benedict.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Still looking pretty good. I think he was wearing something
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: like a t-shirt. It was very normal and not weird.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: He had a jacket on over it, too. Yeah, he
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: was wearing something over top.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: It was kind of chilly in that room.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: It was chilly.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: It was very cold today. I didn't like that. When
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: we were getting off the escalator that last time, Skull,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: of Vulcan Skull... Walked right past it. It was a
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: thrilling moment.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: I was too worried about the elevator and the escalator
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: and the weight limits.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: You were the one being the Nazi at the moment. No, no, no, no.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: What do you think you're doing?
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Somebody was like, they were just looking at their phone
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: at that point. I'm like, oh, we're all going to die.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, you did bust those people in line earlier
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: in the day.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: They were trying to cut.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: They tried to cut massively in line, like more than
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: halfway up in line. They came up at the corner and.
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: Just sort of started standing there outside of the little
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: taped off area.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: And we're like, what are these people doing? We just
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: kept looking at each other like, what? Do they think
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: they're in line?
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: I had to be that person. Oh no, the end
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: of the line's back there.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: You're doing it wrong. The line starts way over there.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: You go stand in the back by the person who
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: wants to talk about the Wizard of Oz and you
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: back on off.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: I like the Wizard of Oz. See, there you go.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Cut like more than halfway in line. That's not how
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: it works.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: It's not cool, man. That's why you got lost.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: I was in the designated tape line.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: That's right. We were doing it by the rules.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: I wasn't mean about it.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Well, I was waiting for them to get yelled at
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: anyway because they were outside of the tape line and
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: then they were in the area of where the door
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: was going to open where they were standing.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: They were going to get stampeded.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Already said, don't stand in that area because the door
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: is going to open up and kill somebody.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: And where were they standing?
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Right in the way. So, eventually they were going to
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: get yelled at anyway. You just saved them the trouble.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: I didn't yell.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I know. You saved them the trouble of getting yelled
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: at and told them to do it the right way
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: and don't do stupid.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: I used my Karen voice.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: No, then you'd say, I'm supposed to be at the
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: front of the line.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: I don't think I was that pissy.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: No, that's what I'm saying. You weren't Karen. You were
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: just kind of like, hey nerds, get it together.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: The line's back there.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Do it right. The line's over there. They were trying
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: to get in front of me.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: If they'd been behind me, I'd have been like, just
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: go ahead and knock yourself out.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Anything else from today?
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: A lot of anime.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's what we realize more and more every time
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: we go to these. That we're old people. And we
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: don't even care anymore.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Is that a costume? Or is that just how they dress?
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Or are they Michael Jackson? Or is that an anime character?
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Mine earlier was the guy in the... What all was it?
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: It was a... white shirt black hat black no i
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: think it's the other way black shirt black hat white
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: pants bangs down into his face and i was like
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: is he jack white because he looks like fancy dressed
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: up jack white but i'm guessing based on his dorky
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: friends he was standing with who all look like anime
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: characters that it's an anime character but i don't know
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: because i'm an old man and i don't know nothing
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: my geek references are minimal i made it i got
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: your Christmas story reference, but I don't know anime characters,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: so what do you want from me? But yeah, so
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: every time now we go to these conventions, we're just like, yeah,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know who that is. People are cosplayed up
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: and put so much work into it, and I'm just like,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know. And I'm too tired to even try
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: to figure it out. I'm like, let's just assume, I
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: don't know, Attack on Titan? How about that one? That's
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: a thing. Kids like that. We'll go with that.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: I was excited to see a Daria there.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: There you go. See? Old people. That's our animation. Daria.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: We're the MTV animation generation. That's when animation took a
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: wonderful leap forward. We got our amp. we had our
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: darias we had beavis and butthead we we had good
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: stuff man i don't understand these kids and their anime
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: hold me right totally.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: But yeah i saw and i'm like.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: And again the girl was what like 20 i'm like
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: have you ever seen daria What bootleg did you watch
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: these on, and did they have the wrong music?
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Okay, hold on. It is, I found the picture of
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: the figure of the anime character that we saw today,
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: but I'm waiting for my phone to load because apparently
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Lexington sucks when it comes to internet connection.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: We were having issues earlier. It's not a one-time thing.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: It is a character from Demon Slayer called, yeah, what's
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: it say?
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Jack White. Okay, it's not really, but it might as
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: well be.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Come on, then.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: Demon Slayer, Muzan, you know, Muzan.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Kibitz?
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: It's not Kibitz.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Kibbles and Bits? I think it's Kibbles and Bits.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Kibitsichi?
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. This is why I'm not allowed to watch things
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: from other countries.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: I think that's what we were.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I think it is. It's a sad thing. But I'm like,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: tell me Jack White has not dressed like that before.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Because I know he has.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: It's like, that's fucking... Annie, are you okay? Annie, are
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: you okay?
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Are you okay, Annie?
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: Annie?
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, except for the red eyes. I didn't look at
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: that guy's eyes. I tried to not make eye contact.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I don't think he had that. I think he was
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: not going that far into the deal.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: I tried to not make eye contact with most people.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not really. We did see a Nadia in which
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: other one?
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: No.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Laszlo. Laszlo and Nadia.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure we saw him from behind. I'm like,
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: is that Laszlo and Nadia? Because it looks like Laszlo.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: I passed him again later going down the hallway. So
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: it was definitely, they were doing their, because yeah, it
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: was definitely Nadia. That's awesome. Yep, they were awesome. If
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I would have caught him again, I was going to
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: take a photo. But nope, I missed them.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: I didn't take photos of anybody.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: I normally don't, but that one I was like, Dora's
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: a big dork. She likes some Nadia. So I was like,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: we'll get a picture. And then I never saw him again.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: I did get my picture with Battle Cat.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: Although I miss my boyfriend being my photographer because he
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: knows how to crop things better.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I specifically said, where do you want it?
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: And I said to try to get both the cats
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: in there. That's a different thing. You didn't do it.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I was trying to get Grayskull in with your Battle Cat.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: I wanted all of them. I want Battle Cat and Panther.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: You want a lot.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: I want a photo that has everything up there.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Anyway. Battle Cat.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: And I look like shit in all the photos anyway,
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: so fuck it.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: You can't blame me. I just took the picture.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: It's my fault for being fat. Go ahead.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not even going there. But you did look for
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: some Masters of the Universe toys. And you found one
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: that looks like a spider.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: And it was expensive. And then I didn't buy it.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: And I found that it's extremely more expensive online. So
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: now I'm fucked.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: They're all too expensive.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: That's the problem. I'm trying to complete my collection.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: You have gone crazy with your Masters and She-Ra universe.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Well, most of the She-Ras I've had since I was
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: a kid. That's why I've lost most of their accessories.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. I know.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: I can't find her sword for nothing.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: What the hell? I know.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I've had She-Ra, and I've had Castle Grayskull,
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: and I've had the Crystal Castle, but I recently bought
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: the Fright Zone and Snake Mountain, and now I just
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: need the slime pit. I'm sure there's more I need,
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: but whatever.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Are you going to use new, updated slime with your
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: old-timey slime pit?
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: You're assuming I'm going to get any of that shit dirty.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't think so, really, but... I mean, in theory.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Do you know how much of a mess that would
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: make in my room? And you've seen the carpet in there.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: It's white. That is not carpet. No, it's not.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Well, are we ready to do some random things we've
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: seen lately?
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: I suppose so. Do you want me to go first?
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Because you already talked about the main thing that I've
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: already watched.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: That I've recently watched. Oh yeah, that one.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: I recently watched the new Scream movie. I specifically got
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: the Paramount Plus free trial Just so I could watch
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: the new Scream movie because it was on there and
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, free trial for a month. I can
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: watch it. And I can watch Ghosts, which I'll talk
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: about that after we're talking about Scream. Okay, so I
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: have questions. Alright. I already posed to you my questions earlier.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: You did not answer them because you want to save
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: them for the podcast. Okay, why did nobody give a
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: shit who this girl's mom was? as any of the
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: characters be it sydney or gail nosy ass gots to
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: know everything gail did not inquire about who the uh
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: what's her name christina.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Not christina the dark-haired girl the sister our lead.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah how does nobody care about who her mom is
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: Real world answer?
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Because I have a real world answer for you.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: We're saving it for another movie. Because if you've noticed,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: every big reveal at the end of the movie up
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: until this one, except this one has a weird loophole,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: is a related character. At least one of the two
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: is related to somebody in the main setup, in the
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: main crew. In this one, they found the loophole because
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: our main character is related. And she still ends up
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: killing people.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Now, when the fuck did Billy Loomis have time to
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: knock a chick up when he's off killing all these people?
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Because it's bound to have happened. I found a timeline
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: that goes through and breaks down when all the characters
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: were born, when they did what. He's bound to have
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: got her pregnant in the same month, even, that he's
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: killing people. And second of all, part two of this,
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: why would he risk his whole plan? Because if his whole...
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: If Sidney, being his girlfriend, is the entire linchpin of
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: this entire plan of revenge, why would he risk pissing
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: her off by cheating on her?
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Because he's a dude?
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: But still, it seems like he's fairly focused on the
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: revenge plan. You think he....
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: He's also... He's relatively shady. I don't trust that bastard.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: As the movie unfolds, it's probably a good idea.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: But, could i see him messing around on her kind
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: of but when i mean seriously as i said i
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: think but that's that's the saving grace for this little
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: story is the fact that he had another dude to
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: help him go kill people.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: So when stew was off killing people he was nailing
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: this chick okay i'm not saying it's an easy answer.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Okay they also keep harping on the fact that her
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: dad is a serial killer but what about her grandmother
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Also a serial killer. They never mention her grandmother being
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: a serial killer through the entire movie, do they?
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: We got a lot of movies to tie together in this.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: We can't hit everyone. Did we bring up the fact
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: that really Billy wasn't even all that focused on being
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: the revenge plot? That it was Nev's brother that came
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: along and pushed him towards it. He hinted at it
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: and gave him the plan and laid it all out.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Did we bring that up?
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: No, not really.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: So, again, all of this is interconnected with weird people
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: that they're related to. So, We're saving it for like
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: movie seven or eight when the mom will come back.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: When stab eight rolls around?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: When the other bastard child of the mom will come
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: back or a sister of the mom. I don't know.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: I'm sure there's somebody working on a script somewhere right now.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: And I can't be the only one who immediately knew
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: who the people, the killers were.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Both of them?
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, I knew both of them immediately. As soon as
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: they showed like the boyfriend, I'm like, wait a second.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: I don't trust this guy.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: But he's so cute and adorable.
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: You've got to be trusting and fall for his little plan.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: He'd never seen a stab movie. I'm like, he's fucking in.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: He's fucking in on it.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: But did you... And that's why the more it went on,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I was like, were they planting this stuff? Because he's like,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: we brought this up before. He says he's never seen
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: a stab movie. He's watching the first one in the
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: car or whatever. And then suddenly later, after he talked
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: to Dewey, he's like... he was nicer in the movies,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: or whatever. Like, he says something like he's seen all
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: the movies. And I'm like, well, did they purposely do
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: that because he has seen all the movies, religiously, and
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: this was all part of the plan, and he's slipping
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: up here and there? Because there's a few times it
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: doesn't add up, and maybe it purposely doesn't add up.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Because he is the killer.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Spoilers.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Spoilers for Stab. Stab. No number Stab.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: It's actually a more recent movie.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: We're putting the spoiler alert out. You heard it already.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just like that. I enjoyed parts of it.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: I enjoyed it a lot.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: I was just questioning, like, everything. You know, I'm just like,
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: what else was I... I immediately knew the boyfriend. I
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: already suspected him. But then, like, in the hospital, I
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: knew immediately. It was when he looked back. Because the.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: That's what I brought up. He was super worried about
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: the fact that Dewey just killed his girlfriend because he
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: was way concerned about whether the ghost face was dead.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: So yeah, that was only the second time I watched it.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I went back and watched it again because I'm a
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: dork and I was like, the second time I was like,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: oh no. He totally is worried about, did you just
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: shoot my girlfriend?
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: And I knew it was the friend. When they were
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: in the hospital, I'm like, it's her. I don't know,
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: I could just tell.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Now I can ask you, have you seen Once Upon
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: a Time in Hollywood?
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: No.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Damn it. Nobody gets the references. There's a very obvious
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: dork movie thing that if you've seen both Once Upon
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: a Time in Hollywood and New Screen, it's a very
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: obvious thing that goes on. I'm just like, okay, that's hilarious.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: And now everybody I talk to hasn't seen the other movie.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, damn it.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Nobody else gets it but me. The twist that I
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: wanted was I did want the sister to be in
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: on it.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: I'm okay with that except I like her so much
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: and she holds that movie together that I don't know.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: The younger sister. I know. That's what I'm saying. I think,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: I said before, I think she's the linchpin of that movie. Like,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: she is so good in that that I'm like, it
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: holds everything together. So to have her then do the
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: turn at the end, I don't know. I'm like, I
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: might be on board with it.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: I wanted it to be her. I wanted it to
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: be her because she's the, like, The older sister is
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: the reason her dad left.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: That's not the worst plot. Again, you could have worked
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: that in if you would have written your alternate screenplay.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: That's equally as viable as what actually happens. So I
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: will give you that. That's a better option than in
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: some of the other screen movies.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: And I enjoyed most of the other screen movies.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: I did too. I said that on the other show.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, I think it's maybe the most solid
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: and dependable series of horror movies. Like there's... usually some
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: that are way off and like this one even the
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: one i have the most problem with i really like
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: so i don't know it's pretty solid was that.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: All your questions i think so but yeah it's like
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: i knew immediately who they were like when he started
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: calling from her phone i'm like they said oh well
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: it's cloned i'm like then i had questions too not
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: just about the movie but how things work in the
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: movie because when her phone rings it says unknown caller
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: maybe sydney prescott How the fuck does your phone.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: I wondered that, too. The first time, I was like,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: is that a thing?
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: I was like, is that an Apple iPhone thing?
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: I don't have an Apple. Maybe so.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: I don't... Yeah.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: I don't have an Apple. I don't have an iPhone.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: I have a Samsung. So I don't know how that works.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know if.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know if somebody calls you and it says
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: unknown number. Does it give you like a suggestion as
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: to who it.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Is there like a listing that it knows who it
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: could be? Because why else would it.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Doesn't that defeat the purpose of having an unknown number?
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Why would it know who you are unless there's some
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: sort of... Which again... everyone's watching everything you do on
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: your phone all day anyway so they probably do know
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: who it is but yeah it does sort of defeat
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: the purpose I don't like that yep that was a
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: little weird but again I'm just like I don't know how.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: I even had to rewind the movie at some point
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: to show boyfriend I'm like oh no no no what
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: is this is this some technology that I don't maybe
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: I said maybe it's an iPhone thing.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: I've had my phone for many years now me.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Too and it doesn't tell me anything about unknown numbers
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: I just don't answer anything and it makes it a
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: lot easier but uh Ghostface will be not really coming
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: through on my plan when he's trying to kill me.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: I did find the name of the mother, but they
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: still make no reference as to whether she actually might
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: have known Sidney. So her name was Christina, maybe?
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Possibly, maybe? Sam.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Sam was the name of the older sister. Because her
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: name was Sam.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Carpenter.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: But Billy Loomis' daughter, Sam Loomis, would be the character
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: from Psycho.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: That's why I was okay with the Carpenter thing. I
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: was like, it's fine. That's what we've been doing since
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: the first movie.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: I named that one kid Wes.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I know, just so he could be Wes.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Yay, Wes! I did read one of the little things,
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: when they do the whole little salute to Wes at
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: the party, it's got Drew Barrymore, it's got Lillard, his.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Wife, I think, or something.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: They brought back a lot of the original people and
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: people who were close to him to do the whole
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: salute as voiceovers.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I brought this up before too, but the extra layered
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: joke is the Matthew Lillard line is, hey, nice house, man,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: which is his house within the universe. It's his house
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: that they're in. So he's just complimenting himself. What do
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: jerks do?
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Would you like to hear what horror movie I watched lately?
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to like it.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Actually, I have a legit horror one if you want
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: to go into, or I have the one that I
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: think is entertaining. So how I just now got to this,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But just a week or so ago,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: I watched Burlesque. You know, I expected a lot going
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: into this. It had been built up a lot by
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: people over the years. And I'm, you know, you know
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: more than most people, I'm a sucker for some Christina.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: So I was just like, whatever, I'm going to watch this.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I don't care. I, much like today when I bought
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: some crappy movies, I found it for cheap, and I'm like,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: I am gonna watch this. So, it is fine. It
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: is not, I was expecting showgirls level, oh my god.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: It is just a dorky girl, the girl from a
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: small town comes to the big city, wants to be
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: a success of some sort, and a dancer, or whatever, performer,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: they're not real specific, she just wants to be a dancer,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: but yet somehow a stripper isn't where she ends up,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: but burlesque is They talk smack about strippers in the
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Burlesque Club, but I'm like, it's one step away. It's
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: pretty damn close. I don't know. I found it charming
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: in how not ridiculous it was. And Christina looks lovely,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: let me tell you. This was half the reason to
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: have this movie. I can't remember if she had already
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: had the kid, but it's right before she becomes full-on
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: mom mode. This was capturing her at the last peek
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: this is the jump the shark before she just became
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: a mom so jump the baby shark.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: You can't tell me you didn't see it coming if.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: I would have seen it coming i would have heard
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: the so yeah i don't care i'm not a big
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: share person i don't dislike her She's had a hell
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: of a career and she's still knocking out stuff. So
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I tolerate her just fine. But yeah, I was mostly
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: there for Christina. And it was not at all a
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: train wreck. It's funny how much it's similar in plot
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: to Showgirls. But yeah, it is not the nightmare that
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: is the Showgirls screenplay. It is just standard, normal, Hollywood
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: kind of movie that girl wants to be a success. Hey,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: let's go.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Different places, okay? Different places!
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: I will call them out, though, if I'm going to
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: call them out for one thing. The songs are fine. Again,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: they're vocally, they're amazing. But when we get to the songs, okay,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: she gets there and she sees them doing a song
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: on stage and they, it's called like, this is burlesque
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: or something. And they mentioned burlesque about 48 times in it.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, all right, whatever. That's our intro within
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: the movie to this little thing. So there you go.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I guess we'll let that slide. But then later in
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: the movie, Christina does her own song about burlesque using
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: the word burlesque in the song. And then for the
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: big finale, somebody in the movie writes a new song
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: and it's about burlesque. I'm like, really? What is this?
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: A country song? You got to mention that you're so
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: damn country all the time? It's that level of unimaginative.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: We want you to know that this is a burlesque
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: thing and the song is about burlesque.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: And you might have missed it.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: So we're going to smack you over the head with
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: it about 14 times by mentioning the word every song
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: that we sing. I'm like, yeah, I get it. You're
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: dancing around in your underwear. It's burlesque. I understand. So
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: if I'm knocking them for anything, you don't really have
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: to work burlesque into the name of every song that
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: you put in your burlesque show. Just saying. Subtlety, guys.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: It's okay. But other than that, Christina looks lovely. So
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: is that horror enough for you?
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I did get caught up on the ghosts.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Is it ghosts with a plural?
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Not the Singular with Patrick Swayze, but the plurals with
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Rose MacGyver.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: She's so damn adorable.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: She is adorable.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: Although I did have a hard time getting into this
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: show because, again, it does the whole thing with beating
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: you over the head with things. Oh, these ghosts. They
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: don't get modern references, so we're going to tell you
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: every fucking episode.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: I don't understand. I'm a ghost. I'm like, okay, we
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: got it. You're a ghost.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Do we? This is network TV. People are dumb.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: So yeah, I was barely hanging on a thread. Just like,
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: this fucking show. I want to like it because I
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: love Rose MacGyver. Then they got to the episode with
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: Pete and his family.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: It's the tearjerker of the season. It is.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: And then I'm like, damn it.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: It tugs at your heartstrings.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Now I like it.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I think it helps because I always like Rose, period.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: But then her husband is awesome. I like that guy.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: He's a dork, and they really don't hide what a
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: dork he is. I like that he's developed his dorky
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: connections with the ghosts.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: I don't like that she was so bitchy about the
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: D & D. She could have just let him enjoy
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: the D & D.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: She's kind of being a jerk. She does that a
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: couple times, really.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: You're being a bitch, Rose. Come on now.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: He really needs to be able to see ghosts himself.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: He got to be one for one episode.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: So you're saying he has to die.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: If they can bring him back so he can be
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: cool and hang out with Pete.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Let's go push him down the stairs.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, it happened once. He has to be a ghost.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: Did they ever say why one ghost is not wearing pants?
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: I think that's this next episode. Because they're doing a flashback.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: He's going to tell the story of what he was
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: doing in the 90s or whatever.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: A Trevor.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: Trevor's pretty, like, again, would I want to hang out
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: with Trevor in the real world? No. As the character
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: he is on the show, that guy is pretty impressive.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: And you know what the most horribly offensive thing about
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: his character is? Not that he's not wearing pants. That
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: he's wearing a shirt that's a blue shirt with a
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: white collar.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: That's from the 90s. I don't care.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I hate that. I've always hated that. And I know
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: you've always hated that.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: Take his shirt and put it with Dirk Benedict's.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Yep, it's right up there. It's that tacky.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: I don't like it.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: If you're one of those people that wears those, please
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: let us know why. Like, what is the selling point?
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Because I'm... all for having your collar be the same
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: color as your shirt. That's just me. I'm crazy. But
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: I don't get that look, and I still see people
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: wearing it out in the world now.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: Because you want to wear a blue shirt, but you
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: still want to be white collar.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Trevor was an up-and-comer. He wasn't white collar yet. He
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: couldn't even afford pants. Look at him. We don't know that.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: Maybe he was just taking them off to get busy.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, I think that's the story. I think that's the
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: actual story is hooking up and had a heart attack
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: in the hotel. I think that's what happened in the
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: other counterpart version of him. So I'm sure it's in
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: the British version. I think so. I think that was
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: the story was he was hooking up and had a
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: heart attack in the hotel.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: He was young. Was he doing drugs? Probably.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: It's the coming out of the 80s he's trying to
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: be cool still so you know just load up on
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: your cocaine it's fine nothing bad can happen and then.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: You die and you're stuck a ghost.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Extra level of dorkiness that we got to the mom
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: episode and it's a character from pete's favorite show because
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: her mom is the one who used to be the
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: made on new heart so it was extra layers of
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: dorky because it was only like two episodes later i
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: was just like man they did not hide that i've
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: never seen.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Oh i've never actively watched new heart.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Pete would be upset with you because it's all terrific show.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: I mean i'm sure it was on the background like
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: in my life but i've never.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: I did really like it growing up it was again
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: it's one of those if you get bob newhart's humor
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: it's a, it's an either or like you're all in
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: or you're not. And like, I thought he was hilarious
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: before that. And like new hearts, like a very perfect
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: sitcom way to capture it all. So, yep. I'm a
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: sucker for some new hearts. So Pete's right. It's awesome. Well,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: I did watch one other thing. If we're getting to
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: a horror movie and this one will have a tie
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: in to tie up all these things going on in
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: this episode.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: Do it.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Cause somehow I remember you talking about it after we
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: watched the first one. And I was like, Oh, that
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: sounds cool. And then I, Ran across a copy, much
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: like today, shopping for movies. And I was like, wait,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: did I ever go back and watch that one? Jeepers
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Creepers 2.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Starring Ray Wise.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: So after we did our whole episode on the first one,
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: I was like.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Is that the school bus episode?
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: That's the school bus one, yeah. And I was like,
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen that. But I was like, I remember
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Misty talking about it. And she said she liked the
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: second one. And it had Ray Wise in it. So
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, damn it, this is reason enough to
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: be watching this movie right now.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Give me some Ray Wise.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: So I will say I went into it and even
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: more so I liked it because I was thinking in
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: my head, oh, after that first one and all the
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: real world shit that went on, they didn't let that
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: guy direct the next one. So this is somebody else.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: They gave it to some up and coming horror guy.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: And so this is good. I can like this and
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: not even feel weird about it. And I liked it
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: and I had fun and I got to the end
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: and I went, oh, fuck, man, dude, stop making movies.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: You're creeping us all out. So I don't know. We
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: won't dig into the real world stuff, but fair warning,
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: that dude also directed this one. And the third one,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: mind you. Which I knew there was one, but I
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: didn't know it was still.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen the third one.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it jumps like it's 2017 before they get around
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: to doing the third one. But yeah, I think he
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: wrote and directed the third one too. So they are
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: doing a new one that he's not connected to. So
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: you're safe moving forward. But the original trilogy, you're in
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: trouble because... That dude directed them all.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: I still like the second one because it had Ray
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: Wise in it.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: It's pretty cool, I gotta say. I do... It is
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: an interesting... As much as I hate Justin.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, I like Justin Long, but I hate his
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: character in the first one so much.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, he is a whiny bitch in that first movie.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: I was so glad to see him dead.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: But he pops up again for just a little bit
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: in the second one. Lucky you, more Justin Long.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: Which, like I said, I like him in other things.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: I like Justin Long, yeah. But his character... But he
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: plays that good because he plays that in a couple
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: of things over the years. Like, I've seen him be... Yeah,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: have you seen that fourth Die Hard movie? Because he
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: is a whiny bitch in that too. So don't let
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Jay watch that one because he will not like him.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Jay hated the first movie. So yeah, he's
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: not going to like him in that Die Hard movie either.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: If you see somebody throw a dead body in a
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: fucking hole, you do not go back and look.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Let's go look and see what's in the hole.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: Me and boyfriend do a lot of driving. We drive
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: through a lot of places where I'm pretty sure holes
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: like that exist. If I ever, and I say ever,
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: see anybody throwing what I even remotely think could even
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: possibly this slightest bit resemble a dead body i am
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: not gonna go.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Look i think not only should you look you should
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: climb down the hole no no no and then poke
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: the possible body with a stick.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: I'm all about poking dead bodies with sticks but.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: No not not that climb down a hole.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: No no i do not clone all my bodies all
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: my dead bodies that i want to poke with sticks
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: will be out in the open with clear escape routes
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: i do not want to be trapped in a hole
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: no Well.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: The second one I liked because it's a variation. Like
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: it's not just let's do the same thing again. Like
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: everything about it changes because not only are we not,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: you know, we're not, They don't even treat him like,
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: you know, that whole first half of the first movie,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: he's like a serial killer. Like he's just like a
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: creepy dude following you in a truck going to kill you,
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: which is so effective in that first movie. But like
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: this one, he's just the creature. Like we know it
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: by the end of that first movie and they just
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: lean right into it. He is a big winged creature
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: and he's flying around half this movie.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: And he was secretly really hot. It is.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we've talked to him. He's a nice dude. That's
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: the thing. As much as I'm creeped out by the director,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: the guy who plays our Jeeper Creeper in the titular
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Jeeper Creeper, he's very nice and he was cool. So
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: I have no problems with him. Director, I don't know about. But, yeah.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: The movie's fun, though. Like, it really is. Like, a
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: bunch of those... And I kept thinking... I assumed they
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: were all football players. When I read the thing, they
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: were like a basketball team.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Sports ball!
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: I was just like... Again, I just assumed a... busload
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: of football players. But no, according to that, they were
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: basketball players. Whatever. So yeah, a busload of kids and
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: most of them you kind of wanted to see die
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: and luckily you get to see a lot of them die. Yeah,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: you're just picking them off one by one and you're
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: stuck with that. Do we stay in the bus? Do
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: we get out of the bus? Which is the worst
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: thing to do? I don't know.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: Neither is a good option.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: And then we get Ray show up and he builds
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: a giant harpoon essentially. So, Ray's awesome.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he is.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: It is pretty damn cool and does a nice setup
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: at the end there that I kind of want to
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: then go back and see, much as I don't want
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: to support him and watch a third movie. Do they
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: make good on that ending? Probably not, because it was
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: 2017 before they got around to the next sequel, but
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: they kind of leave you with Ray bookending this story.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: Is Ray in the third one?
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: Probably not. You can look it up. In the meantime,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: I will also go into the fact that Ray Wise.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: Was born in 1947.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: What was he like in West Side Story or something?
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: No, was he? He wasn't in that.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: The other dude was.
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: The other dude was in that.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: The other dude was in that. What was he in Robocop? Yeah, Robocop.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: He is in Robocop.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The only reason I watched Robocop.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Robocop's awesome.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: Good lord, Ray Wise has been in 248 things.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Because he's awesome.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: And two soundtracks. Was he singing the.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: That should have been his favorite memory. Yeah, I don't...
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: He didn't say that one at all on the Q
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: & A today.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: I don't even... Reaper is such a good show. I
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: don't even know what year that could have possibly even
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: been in. 2000... Let's just look up Ray Weiss Jeepers Creepers.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: Jeepers Creepers. I'm just seeing him, too. I just.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, he's probably not back for a third one. But.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: Because I could just look up Jeepers Creepers 3!
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: This is the thing that I was thinking as I
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: was watching this. I was like, because basically, the second
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: and first one are, like, the same little... I mean,
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: if you know the story, like, the creature can come
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: out for so many days, so many years, so it's all, like,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: within the same 20 to 30 day span. Like, both
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: of them happen almost back to back. It's like he kills...
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Justin Long, spoilers, but he's chasing them in the first
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: movie and like trying to kill them. And then within
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: a few days before he goes back in and hibernates
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: or whatever the hell he does, is when the bus
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: thing happens. It's right before the end of the cycle.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: So those are both in the span of a couple
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: of days.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no reference to Ray being in it.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. So they dropped the ball on
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: that one.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: Does have Meg Foster, though. Oh, Lord. And a guy
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: named Michael Papa John, and I'm like, ooh, Papa John.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: No, thank you. You suck, and your pizza sucks.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: Hey, I like Papa John's.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: You can have it.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: Most of the time.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: You can have it. Anyway, so yeah, I was like,
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: it's weird that those are so right next to each other,
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: like timeline within the story. They happen within the same
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: month-long period. So I'm assuming the third one comes around,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: we jump to the next, because it's been so long
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: in the real world, I guess we jump to the
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: next cycle when the creature comes back. So I just
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: thought that was kind of interesting that they crammed the
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: first two In that first cycle. So the second story
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: happens right after the first one almost. But. Hold on.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: The third movie is set between the first and second film.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: How is that allowed? Didn't we go over the rules
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: of the Jeeper Creeper?
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: According to this, set between the first and second film,
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: Sergeant Davis Cubs creates. Yeah.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: You guys are doing it wrong. You don't even know
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: how you do your own spryology.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: He assembles a task force to destroy the Jeeper once
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: and for all. But we already saw the second movie,
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: which technically would be the third movie.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: You people are doing it wrong.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's... I'm confused. I'm confused.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, the second one was entertaining and Ray Wise
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: is super cool. So that was my.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: Like one of the top reviews on the IMDb. It
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: did not live up remotely close to the other. Story
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: was bad.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Acting was bad.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: Plot was bad. Special effects were bad. Let me save
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: myself some typing and some time. Everything was really bad.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: Go ahead. Watch it if you want. But you'll be like,
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: oh man, that was bad.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Random dude on the internet was right.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: I probably got some of that quotient wrong because when
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: my brain reads, it reads fast.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Reading words is hard. So anyway, that was my takeaway was,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: isn't this the one with Ray Wise in it? And
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: I was right. It is the one with Ray Wise
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: in it, and he's super cool.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: The budget for the third one was $ 6, 200, 000. Its gross
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: worldwide was $ 4, 017, 000.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Oops.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: Dropped the ball on that one one more time.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: So anyway, that was my wraparound.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: Ray Wise.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: It had Ray Wise, who is the whole awesomeness part
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: of the day because he touched your arm.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: He did. He took a picture of my arm.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted to take a picture of him taking
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: a picture of you, but I figured I'd have to
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: pay money for that.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: But we know it happened.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: I know it happened.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: He held your arm for a very long time.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: He's so dreamy. All right.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Well. that magic wouldn't have happened had we not come
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: to the Lexington Comic and Toy Convention. So thank you
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: to them for letting us come and be part of
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: the magic and the magic that is Ray Wise. Yeah.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: So if you're interested yourself in partaking in these things
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: for next time around, go to LexingtonComicCon.com and see what
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: they got in the works. Good stuff. They put together
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: a good show.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: There is always a fantastic variety of celebrities and things
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: to do.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Go be part of the magic. We will make a...
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: We'll have to say right here, just to clear ourselves,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: there's no guarantee that when you go to one of
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: these conventions, a celebrity is going to touch you and
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: hold on to you for a long time. Maybe you'll
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: get lucky. Give it a shot.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: Depends how much celebrity it is, if I really want
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: them to hold on to me for a long time.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: There are some celebrities that I do not want to
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: hold on to me for a long amount of time.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: Maybe not.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: We'll make a list. We'll save that for another episode. Otherwise,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: thank you to the show for letting us come be
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: part of the magic, and to you for listening to
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: all this rambling. So, otherwise, that about does it. We
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: will return next time to Game Geek Feed.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: Thanks for listening.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: And thank you to Ray Wise for being so dreamy.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: And for touching her. And for Bobby. Bobby's so dreamy, too.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: Dana Ashbrook.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: You go, man. He's a lot of fun.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: And then I think he was wearing that mask just
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: to hide the mustache.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: He's still very chatty. I like that guy.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: Maybe it's for a role.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: He's entertaining.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: Facial hair.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: Kimmy's up to it. She is.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: Yesterday hit me that I do all the little things.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: That you do.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: Except those same little things that you do are annoying.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: They're annoying as hell, in fact.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: It kind of struck a little bell, in fact.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: I like to keep.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: My little shell intact.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: And I'm slowly turning into you. And I'm slowly turning.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: So beautiful, compelling, and stronger Didn't take much longer.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: Thank you. We'll be right back. And I'm slowly turning
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: into you. And I'm slowly turning into you. And I'm
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: slowly turning into you. La la la, la la la,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: la la la, la la la. La la la, la
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: la la, la la la, la la la.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: That girl's skirt is shiny. And it's windy.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: And it's relatively short, so this is a bad combination
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: for her.
• 1:06:32
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• 1:06:38
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• 1:06:43
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