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CARRY THE TRADITION | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep:66 · Chisme With DoKnow

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: Hey, what's the deal? Welcome back to another episode of
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: Chismo Arduno in Jakarta.
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: What up? And it is officially spooky cuddle season. It's
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: raining hard outside.
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: And my stupid ass wore sandals and I hit myself
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: and I stepped in water and now my socks are
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: soaked and I'm just mad.
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: At the world. Lucky when you walked in, I was like,
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: why is this feeling shorts? Oh, no. I don't mind
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: the shorts. I've been a short guy my whole life.
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: Even with the coat on? Yeah. I don't mind the shorts.
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: Your balls don't get a little cold? No, I was
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: just fat and pants didn't fit me. No, wait, wait.
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: Basketball shorts everywhere?
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  Speaker 1: But I was only wearing basketball shorts to school. No,
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: you were wearing the pro club shorts to school.
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: No, those are basketball shorts. Fools weren't wearing pro club
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: shorts to school. You were like cargo shorts. Yeah, like
• 0:52
  Speaker 2: cargo shorts. Yeah. How do you think I just dressed
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: like mad and banged out? No, no, no. I remember
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  Speaker 2: you in middle school.
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: Hey, welcome back to another episode of Andres just got
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: mad at me and Jakarta for having eye contact.
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: Got mad at you. He didn't get mad at me.
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: He knows better. Andres is like, don't move your face. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: by the way, shout out to my boy Andres.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out to the boy Andres, DJ, the homie.
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: Can you shut the fuck up and let me talk?
• 1:15
  Speaker 2: Just Andres. Congrats to the homie. You bring no great
• 1:18
  Speaker 2: on now. I'm just kidding. Go ahead. You know who
• 1:22
  Speaker 2: doesn't bring great on there? Jerome Odessa because he did half. Okay.
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: So we want to give a shout out to the
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  Speaker 2: homie Andres, the homie Humby, and the homie DJ, and
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: Jerome for doing the marathon.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, Jakarta was sick to his stomach that
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  Speaker 1: he actually committed to going.
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: It was nice. It was really cold. I like that.
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: It was probably great weather for a run, no? No,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so, right? Why is it not? Do
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  Speaker 2: runners not like day?
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  Speaker 3: No, it just takes a while to warm up. And
• 1:47
  Speaker 3: then the winds are.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember this. We told me Humby. He said
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  Speaker 2: in the morning. Because you guys were there at 2 a.m.? No.
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  Speaker 2: Like 4 a.m. or some shit? No, that's full of that.
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  Speaker 3: I got there at 4.
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: You got there at 4 a.m.? Yeah. What time did
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  Speaker 2: your run start? 5.
• 2:00
  Speaker 3: We left 5.45.
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  Speaker 2: Like it actually started. How much was it? What? 26.3.
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  Speaker 2: It's a run? 26.2. Do you have to pay to
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  Speaker 2: run it or no? Yeah, full time. How much did
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  Speaker 2: you pay? 150. Niggas pay to run. That's incredible. That's
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  Speaker 2: crazy as fuck, man. You could have done that shit
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  Speaker 2: for free. No, it was. Next time you give me $ 150,
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  Speaker 2: I'll give you the route. No, but technically, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's what I was going to say.
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  Speaker 1: If me and Jakarta make medals, let's say the Cheeseman Marathon,
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  Speaker 1: and we give you guys the route, and you guys
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  Speaker 1: pay us $ 150, and we make sure to record the
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  Speaker 1: whole thing, would you guys pay us?
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  Speaker 2: Yo, wait, wait, wait. You're still running a marathon? Can
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: I see the medal?
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  Speaker 3: No, but it's not closed course.
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: You guys are going to get the whole city to
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: close down. Bro, you can't have random people crack heads.
• 2:46
  Speaker 3: It's more of a feeling.
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: It's more of a unity thing.
• 2:49
  Speaker 3: Nah, you can get drunk.
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  Speaker 2: After.
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  Speaker 3: You would have loved it.
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  Speaker 2: Is it a community thing? No way.
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: How accomplished do you feel? After doing a marathon, what
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: is the feeling in life that you get? Like, did
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  Speaker 1: your pussy go up?
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  Speaker 3: No, I just feel.
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  Speaker 2: You feel accomplished. He's a runner.
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  Speaker 3: No, I feel like.
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  Speaker 2: No, I know. Well, he's always been a runner.
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  Speaker 3: It sparked a fire back, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so now you're motivated.
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  Speaker 3: I'm actually motivated.
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  Speaker 2: To run more. I know where I'm at, yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Which I'm fucking nowhere, but... Oh, he's nowhere, but... I
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  Speaker 2: probably would have finished that marathon in seven hours. Hang on. 26.2?
• 3:23
  Speaker 2: Fuck that. 26 miles help.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be tired standing up waiting for you Can you
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  Speaker 1: check um, okay from downtown LA let's say Santa Monica
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  Speaker 1: Let's say let's say from LA live to what's 26
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  Speaker 1: miles away party said like Santa Monica Marathon they started
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  Speaker 1: from Dodger Stadium to Santa Monica, but I think now
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  Speaker 1: they Go through with Hollywood. I think now they're doing
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  Speaker 1: like where they wanted to go through all of LA
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  Speaker 1: so you go from Dodger Stadium to Cobra City.
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  Speaker 3: It ends in Culver City.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it ends in Culver City. Why don't they just
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  Speaker 2: start it in Skid Row?
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  Speaker 3: They show you the nice parts of the area.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But the LA Marathon's pretty good. I didn't know how
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  Speaker 1: serious the Long Beach Marathon was going to be. I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was like- It was popping, bro. I should
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  Speaker 1: look sick as fuck, bro.
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  Speaker 2: That shit gave me anxiety, fool. There's too much going on.
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  Speaker 2: So many Filipinos. So many stinky motherfuckers. I can't be
• 4:14
  Speaker 2: around that many stinky motherfuckers at once. How do you
• 4:18
  Speaker 2: think people in India feel? Huh?
• 4:21
  Speaker 1: Well, I think if you wake up like that and
• 4:22
  Speaker 1: go to sleep like that and have your day like that,
• 4:24
  Speaker 1: then you.
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  Speaker 2: Know that's what you are. I feel like that's how
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: people think I smell. Like Indians?
• 4:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 4:30
  Speaker 2: I think after a bender, you smell like that. You
• 4:33
  Speaker 2: are anti-showering, though. No, what the fuck are you talking about?
• 4:37
  Speaker 2: I literally had a fresh pair of underwear in my house,
• 4:39
  Speaker 2: and you couldn't shower? I was just so tired. But
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: I came home literally three hours later. It wasn't like a, ooh,
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying? You were too tired to shower?
• 4:45
  Speaker 2: It wasn't I was too tired. Nah, that's grinding me
• 4:47
  Speaker 2: as shit. That's crazy. That sounds grinding me as shit.
• 4:48
  Speaker 2: That sounds insane as fuck. Too tired? I don't know.
• 4:51
  Speaker 2: It's not too tired. I don't know how to explain it. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I guess I just felt comfortable showering in my house,
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  Speaker 2: you know? I came home, I showered, and I went
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  Speaker 2: to sleep, you know? It was cool. But you don't-
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: It's like, I guess- But you don't feel- Icky? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like you didn't feel nasty being around a bunch of
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  Speaker 2: other people. No, we all smelled the same. Nah, even
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  Speaker 2: Andres smelled better than you after his marathon. Bitch, you
• 5:14
  Speaker 2: didn't even say nothing about me. You're just saying this all-
• 5:17
  Speaker 2: You're doing it up for the gram. No, this is YouTube.
• 5:20
  Speaker 2: You're doing it for the gram right now. You're doing
• 5:21
  Speaker 2: it for the internet. I just stopped trying to tell people.
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  Speaker 2: I smell fucking incredible. Andrea, when I walked out of
• 5:24
  Speaker 2: the car, it smelled good? What? Told you. But I
• 5:28
  Speaker 2: didn't even put on that gay shit Narciso gave me.
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  Speaker 3: That's today in the morning.
• 5:31
  Speaker 2: Right. We're talking about like midday, end of day. Or
• 5:34
  Speaker 2: are we talking Bender? Bender Jakarta is not Jakarta Slim.
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  Speaker 2: Me right now, this is my best form. So then
• 5:41
  Speaker 2: we should give you a different name for when you're
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  Speaker 2: on a bender. Ricardo. That's my dad's name, who was
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: always on a bender as well. Are you fucking dead
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  Speaker 2: ass as he does? But he also didn't stink though. Hey,
• 5:54
  Speaker 2: what up? My dad was actually a pretty good smelling crackhead.
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  Speaker 2: You under this high? I don't know, papa. But you're
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: better than him at staying alive. A day? Dead ass,
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  Speaker 2: like a day, yeah. Get the fuck out a day,
• 6:09
  Speaker 2: you're full of shit. Maybe two days? Nah. What do
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  Speaker 2: you think, a week, bitch? Are you stupid? Your chibolas,
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  Speaker 2: your chibolas stink. No, no. Well, a weekend is two days. So,
• 6:18
  Speaker 2: hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, no, no. Nah, Friday,
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  Speaker 2: that's a week. But that's only happened like once. That's
• 6:24
  Speaker 2: only happened once. Okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 6:26
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait. Let me finish my thought. So, if
• 6:28
  Speaker 2: you start your bender on Friday night, let's say 8 p.m.
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  Speaker 2: You start going hard.
• 6:34
  Speaker 1: And you shower at Sunday at 8 p.m.? You're a
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  Speaker 1: grimy bitch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's happened. Oh, you're a dirty bitch. A thousand percent,
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  Speaker 2: that's happened. The weekend. It's not the weekend. I consider
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  Speaker 2: Friday the weekend. Some people consider Thursday the... Can I
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: ask you guys something? I know this is probably a
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: random question. Talk over here. Talk over here. What the fuck, bro?
• 6:54
  Speaker 2: Don't be fucking weird. Bro, don't look at my eyes.
• 6:58
  Speaker 2: I got some weird shit. You have very nice eyes, though, Daniel.
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  Speaker 2: What's your favorite day? Mondays and Thursdays. Tell me why, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: I like Mondays because I get my week started. Mondays
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  Speaker 1: is like I'm on the phone since like 8, 9 a.m.
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  Speaker 1: Trying to figure something out. I'm trying to figure out
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  Speaker 1: what to do.
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  Speaker 2: I'm moving. I'm moving. I got ideas, skits. And then Thursdays,
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  Speaker 2: it changes, but... Essentially, I ain't going to lie. Starting comedy, fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Fridays and Saturdays, I'll be like, oh, fuck. I got
• 7:30
  Speaker 2: to work on the weekends. But my job is fun.
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  Speaker 2: But I love.
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  Speaker 1: Thursdays because Thursday, after Thursday, I don't have to record
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  Speaker 1: no more.
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  Speaker 2: I really got nothing going on. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Unless we're on the road, which we are on the weekends.
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  Speaker 1: But Thursday, I love Thursdays. I love me a good Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me where we're going this weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Nowhere. Oh. Come on. Where are we going? We're going
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  Speaker 2: this weekend, right? To Vegas? Oh, yeah. I don't think
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  Speaker 2: you're coming. Why wouldn't I go? Because I don't have
• 7:56
  Speaker 2: the overhead for you. What overhead? I'm self-sufficient. I don't
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: need you to pay for shit. What overhead? What is this?
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  Speaker 2: Why'd you do that?
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  Speaker 1: It's because my budget for DJing is different than my
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  Speaker 1: budget for comedy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't need to get touched with your budget, though.
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  Speaker 2: I can even get my own fucking room if I want.
• 8:13
  Speaker 2: It's not a problem. How about this? You want me? Here.
• 8:17
  Speaker 2: I'll just go in the car with you because we
• 8:20
  Speaker 2: split it, right? Once we get to Vegas, I'll fuck off.
• 8:22
  Speaker 2: I won't see you again until you guys leave. Because
• 8:24
  Speaker 2: I think that's what he wants, right? This is what
• 8:26
  Speaker 2: you want. No, no. I wasn't sure. Are you telling
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: me I can't go because you want to take somebody else? No.
• 8:31
  Speaker 2: So why are you being a dick? Why can't I
• 8:32
  Speaker 2: go to Vegas? Overhead? Yeah, because I'm working. Okay. I'm
• 8:40
  Speaker 2: not working. I'm not working. You want to connect my
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: USB for me? Yeah, yeah, Thursdays. Thursdays and Mondays. But
• 8:49
  Speaker 2: we're leaving Friday, right? You want to come to Vegas? Bitch,
• 8:54
  Speaker 2: I thought I was going to Vegas. You didn't talk
• 8:56
  Speaker 2: to me about this. Bro, I thought it was like
• 8:58
  Speaker 2: a given. How come you didn't go to Denver then?
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: The flight cost. He bought a ticket without me. But
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: we don't need to pay.
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  Speaker 3: But you're self-sufficient.
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  Speaker 2: Who, me? You didn't say that, bitch. You get what
• 9:13
  Speaker 2: I'm saying, bitch? Okay, all right. So go take another
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: fucking car, guys. We literally have the key, because you
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: can't drive, so you can't have a key. I can't
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: even report a stolen car. Fucking bitch. Stop being a dick, bro.
• 9:25
  Speaker 2: Let me go. Okay. Cool. But if you're going to come,
• 9:28
  Speaker 2: you need to work a little bit. Fuck it. I'll
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: work at the roulette table. I'm not for roulette. I'm
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: not for roulette. I want to leave hella early, too. No, no, no, no.
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: You know where I'm going? I'm dressed. I put me on.
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: There's an Asian woman. For your litterlies. There's an Asian
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: woman that does blackjack in the video. You know what
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about? The room where he took me. Dude,
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: this is all I was doing. I swear to God. Threes, ones, threes, ones.
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  Speaker 2: This was right next to me. Humby sitting down next
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: to me in the seat. I hit the first. I
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: won like six bucks and I was like, it's like
• 9:56
  Speaker 2: I fucking got rock hard, Russia's crazy. Yeah, no, we
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: talked about it at Reno. Oh, it was Reno. Sorry
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: about that. Yeah. Vegas is bigger, though. Vegas is nicer.
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: Where are you going to be staying at? Jakarta. Oh,
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: you can't ask shit like that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to fucking go.
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: You're such a dumb bitch.
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  Speaker 1: That's what happens when you don't keep a conversation because
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: you didn't even let me ask you what your favorite
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  Speaker 1: day was.
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: You fucking dumb bitch. Stupid bitch. That's dumb. Probably Saturday.
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: I really do like Saturdays. I remember when I was
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: a kid, Fridays were my favorite. Waking up and the
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: cartoons were on the TV. You know what I'm talking about?
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: On Channel 5? Every Friday morning? Is it Friday morning
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: or Saturday morning? Saturday morning, yeah. You know what they have?
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: The cool cartoons like... Not like Transformers, but like they
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: had like anime, like cool shit, like action stuff. Yeah,
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: you were a homosexual kid. I guess so, yeah. So
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: right now your day, your favorite day is Saturday? Oh,
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: I'd say so. Really? Yeah, why? Isn't that Friday? For
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: Friday prayer? What a lot of Wednesdays. Why was I
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: in the club and I see the person walking towards
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: me with the thing and it said, I love Muslims?
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: That shit was hilarious, bro. Really appreciate that. We do
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: love Muslims. By the way, you're the most ungrateful bitch
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: when people do stuff for you. How? I had a
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: great time. Did you? Yeah, Andrea. Bro, this was bugging
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: the fuck out. This was always, I'm ungrateful. I'm this.
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  Speaker 2: I'm that. I'm not self-sufficient. I stink. Are you having
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: a problem with me, bro? No. So shut the fuck up.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you stink because obviously you know you
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: don't stink. So the fact that you get mad that
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: you think you stink, you probably stink then. Yeah, that's
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: probably what I think.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: No, no, it's good. Go ahead. It smells like a
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: little syrup. I had pancakes this morning. You had pancakes?
• 11:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Pancakes with what? I just had syrup. You dumb bitch.
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: You stupid bitch. Just pancakes though? No, eggs. Yeah, okay then.
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: Spicy ketchup. Food. When we were on BOF.
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: We were talking to the bro. What was his name?
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: I don't fucking know. You know who I'm talking about.
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: This food said he eats his steak with syrup on
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: top of it. No, he was saying that if.
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: He's having breakfast and he has a steak and eggs,
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: that he'll put syrup on his steak.
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: I think that's fucking weird. I think that's disgusting.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: But then that's also like, do you want syrup to
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: touch your eggs while you're eating?
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: No, I don't. But if it happens, then what? I'm
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: not going to fucking cry. I'm not going to bitch
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: about it. There's children starving and shit somewhere. But, like,
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't. Like, okay, if I have eggs right here.
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: Bacon right here. And hummus on the other side. Do
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: you guys have hummus for breakfast? No. Hummus isn't even, like,
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: an Indonesian thing. I was going to say walai. It's
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: a walai. Literally, yeah. It's an Arab thing. You're a
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: fucking Arab. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: I grew up Indonesian. So do you have hummus for breakfast?
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: No.
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: No.
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: Bro, I used to grow up regular breakfast. Eggs, bacon,
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: meat and eggs, turkey, bacon, and then like toast. No,
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: shut the fuck up. Yeah, not every time. Toast, pita bread, bitch. No,
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: this is stupid. Pita bread is gas. So let me
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: give you an example. Me as a Mexican, when my
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: mom has salsa. Yeah. Salsa verde. Yeah. For breakfast, I
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: eat salsa verde with my eggs. So, like, do you
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: eat curry with eggs? Like, is there a meal where there's, like,
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: curry for breakfast? With eggs? Oh, I put this Indonesian sauce.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: It's called sambal abese. Damn! Like, search it up. S-A-M-B-A-L.
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: And then A-B-C. No, no. S-A-M-B-A-L. No, not sambuka, dumbass.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: Sambuka dagang. S-A-M-B-A-L.
• 13:47
  Speaker 5: Or, yeah.
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's like Indonesian hot sauce. The first one. I
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: think you just had it when you went to my house, no? Well,
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: I seen it there. I didn't. Oh, well, if you're
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: a bitch.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: You looked at it and you were like, ew. No, no. No,
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: it's good. Yeah, it's fine. Oh, Andres had it more
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: than I did.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's the one you had, right? You liked it?
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: That was staring me down. I was like, how the
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: fuck do I have this shit? This is good.
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: But my thing is. That shit was some fried chicken?
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: Fuck me in the butt, bro. That's crazy. Wait, so
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: you put that with your eggs? Sometimes, yeah, but eggs
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: is a specific thing, though. For my eggs, I put ketchup.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: I've never seen you eat eggs in my life. Whenever
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: we go. Dude, whenever we go out to the city
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: to go to a breakfast bar, we always get steak
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: and eggs. Yes or no? I guess you're just not
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: looking at me. Yeah, yeah, that's what it is. But
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: you look at me when I eat every other food. Well,
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: fried chicken. The way you eat fried chicken is... Yo,
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: I fucking love fried chicken. Wait, wait, wait. That sauce
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: was good. That's the shit. What is the shit we
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: put on our food that one time? Where? When we
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: were eating at the house, the chili. That was... This one? No,
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: it wasn't it. It was the one to the left. Gang,
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: I didn't put that on my fucking food. Or the
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: one to the right, maybe the green one? Is this
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: like your guys' Tabasco? The left? On the left? It'd
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: be like our tapatio. Like Mexicans have tapatio. That was...
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: So what if you put... What is it? Sambal. What
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: do you put sambal on some hot Cheetos? I don't
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: think it goes. Why? Is this thick? Yeah. That's what
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: it is. Dude, that's so crazy. Is this your red rooster? Yeah,
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: exactly what it'd be. Yeah, just thicker. Just thick. Oh,
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: that's whack. It's fire, bro. I wonder if this is
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: good with hot Cheetos, though, fool. Nah, because this is
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: like a, this is like a, not a dip, fool.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: It's like a thick sauce. It's not thick where it's like,
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: how do I describe it? It's like slightly thicker than
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: like ketchup. Oh, yeah, that wouldn't go on good. It's gas, bro.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: It's not too spicy. Every house I go to for Mexicans,
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: I always see Tapatio, right? And Valentina. Or Valentina, right?
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: It just depends what you like, though. But those are
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: the two biggest hot sauce brands, I'm guessing, in Mexico
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: or something? No, they might be American, fool. Really?
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: I could be wrong, though, to be honest. Tapatio has
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: the fucking mariachi. When we were in Mexico, I didn't see.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: They had homemade salsa.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Homemade salsa and a bunch of
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: fucking pork, bro. I think that's just weird. Like my brother,
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: I think you're a fucking weirdo if you put tapatio
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: on your eggs. That doesn't sound bad at all. That's
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: fucking weird to me. Why though? Tapatio on your eggs
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: sounds nasty as fuck. Salsa verde on your eggs is
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: like the same shit. No, it's not. Two different things, bro. Okay,
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: break it down. A salsa? Oh, it's a salsa. It's
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: a little chunkier, I guess.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: No, just the flavor of it. I feel like tapatio
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: is like a manufacturing thing. A salsa, I see my
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: mom do the salsa.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's processed. I don't know. That's what you mean.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Because you'd be down to, like if your mom made
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: salsa in front of you.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: No, because I'll be talking shit, but I'm going to
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: say I've like ate my steak with A1 sauce before.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: But I don't eat like, I think it's weird when
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: people put their tapatio on their shit.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: On their eggs? Tapatio on their eggs. Really? You eat
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: like that in jail? Fire as fuck. Andres?
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Nah, but I've done a Cholula or Sriracha.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: I've put Tapatio on my dick. Sriracha? Like a little bit.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: On your eggs? Like a little bit. Shake it. A
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: little bit. Oh, what the fuck? Sriracha's not bad, though.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: But on your eggs? I fuck with Sriracha. I'll put
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: whatever's there. Tabasco, Tapatio. All at once. I have to
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: do one only, though.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: My preferred one is Tabasco, though.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Tabasco. On your eggs? Yeah. That's sour. That's the most
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: American thing about you. It's like a sour... I have
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: it at the crib.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: To me, I feel like that one is a little
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: bit more like vinegary.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know. That's fucking... I don't know. From
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: a Tabasco? Tabasco is like a soup. You know what?
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: You know what the food? I do like some... Oh,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: I love me some Cholula. Cholula. Cholula's gas, bro. Cholula's gas.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know about no Cholula. You know what I
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: do like food? Some Tabasco on a hot... My mouth
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: is literally watering right now. Go ahead. You know what
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: I do like food?
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: I like... Like if I have a good breakfast sandwich
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: and I put some Cholula or some.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Tabasco on the sandwich, but not just on my eggs, fool.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Like at my house... Like, I like ketchup on my eggs.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: What about ketchup on rice? Yeah, I will sock you
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: in your fucking mouth. Gas. Ketchup on rice is fucking gas.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: On white rice? Ketchup on white rice is fucking gas, dog. Bro,
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: if you were in my home and you put ketchup
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: on your rice, I would ask you to leave. Yeah?
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Gee shit. Well, I wouldn't leave, bitch. Oh, you would leave.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't leave. You would leave. Oh, I'd call the authorities.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: What are you going to say? What are you going
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: to do? You're going to fight the cops? About what? Hey, coppa,
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: you can get me out of here. About what? What
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: am I going to fight them about? Get the fuck
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: out of my property, bitch. For what, bitch? Because I
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: put ketchup on my fucking... Exactly. And those are the
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: only rules in my house. No ketchup on eggs. Or
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: no ketchup on rice. Straight up. What? Really? Yeah. If
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: I put ketchup on my white rice, you're kicking me
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: out of your crib? For sure. Like, leave the house.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: And leave your shoes, bitch. That's crazy as fuck. Ketchup
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: on white rice is God. Have you tried it? I've
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: never had it. So then shut the fuck up then, bitch.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: I can say what I want, actually. So shut the
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: fuck up. I can say what I want. Oh, you know,
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: I'll try it today. And then I'll take a video
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: and I'll be like, this is fucking disgusting. It's not
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: going to be nasty.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: If you want to know what's crazy, you want to
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: know when I first tried that? Brentwood Science Magnet Elementary.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: And they had a white rice, and I put ketchup.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: And guess what I seen?
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: They had budget. My agent homie. No, that's a good school, actually.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: And I tried it, and ketchup on white rice is
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: pretty good. Are you talking about just white rice and
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: ketchup on top? Oh, yes. Nothing else? No, I mean,
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: at the moment, I'm pretty sure if you have pieces
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: of meat, you can add on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: What does it remind you of? Spanish red rice? No,
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: it just tastes good. Does it? I guess I can't.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: What is something you absolutely don't do, but everybody else does?
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Like for me, I could say I don't put mustard
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: on my hot dogs. I don't like sunny side eggs.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Ah but that's that's it's a texture thing yeah but
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: you like scrambled eggs i fucking love scramble okay but
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: what i'm saying what's.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Something that everybody else does that you don't do people
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: always said you don't put mustard on your hot dogs yeah.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Or people ridicule me for um i uh hey ridicule
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: big word come on i've been reading books lately They
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: fucking have it. No, people get mad at me because
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: I put my ketchup all over my shit, and they
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: put it on the side. Or on my fries, I
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: put ketchup all over.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Who's getting mad at you, though? Or they're just like, oh,
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: you do that?
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you do that.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they judge you.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: They judge you?
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: So what's something you do that people... What's the deal?
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Your boy Duno and Jakarta. And Jakarta Polymarket.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I need to tell you about this new sports trading
• 20:33
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• 20:35
  Speaker 1: In the past, you wanted action in the game. You
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: put some money in and your team was doing well and.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: You wanted to cash out. They locked the trade and
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: take a huge fee.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: But Polymarket is a prediction market.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: It's a stock exchange for sports. Buying and selling out
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: on your terms. It's your terms. No one else's terms
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: is your terms. And nothing like having your own terms, fool. No,
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: that's the best. I'm just kidding.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: When your team goes down 20%, you can buy in
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: or sell it off for 40% when they come back
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: and double your money.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Double down, boy. I ain't never heard of that. I
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: ain't never heard of that. I ain't never heard of that.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Because you ain't never been into trading like Polymark did. P-O-L-Y-M-A-R-K-E-T.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: I was scared I was going to misspell it. Because
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: you're a little retarded.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Retarded.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: You feel me? I've tried them all.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Polymarket is simply the best prediction market. We've tried FanDuel.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: We've tried the whatever the fuck. Honestly, I don't really
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: care about all this shit.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: But Polymarket. We've tried all those.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: But Polymarket just makes it super easy. Just choose the
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: best thing you like. You can trade off those things.
• 21:25
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• 21:27
  Speaker 2: If you use our code. Jeez, man. Jeez, man. If
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: you put $ 10, win or lose, you're going to get $ 50.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Come on. For his free money, dick. And like, people
• 21:35
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• 21:39
  Speaker 2: It's free money. Are you for real? Polymarket's offering free money?
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: F-R-E-E space M-O-N-E-Y. What are we doing? Let's go. But
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: we're there. We are there. We are there. I be
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: forgetting sometimes. Use the code in our description, please. Jeez, man.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: These are our predictions for this week. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: We got the Seattle Steelers versus the Denver Broncos. Let's
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: go Denver Broncos, baby. Fuck that. Go Seahawks, homie. Why'd
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: you do that stupid shit? Houston Texans versus the Jack.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: What is the Jacksonville Jaguars? I've never been to Jacksonville.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Let's go Houston. Fact. Let's go Houston Texans, man. All right.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Come on. The Tennessee Titans against the Indiana Colts. Let's go.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Let's go Colts. Let's go Colts, man. Yeah. Yeah. Daniel Jones,
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: who plays for the Colts now, also used to play
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: for the Giants. Let's go Colts. All right. Now we
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: got the Carolina Panthers.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Let's go Carolina Panthers. I want to see the downfall
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: of the Eagles keep going more down.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Go Philly. Go Philly, man. Go Philly. Do it again.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Go Birds, bitch. Fair enough. Pittsburgh Steelers against the Tampa
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Bay Buccaneers. I'm going the Bucs, man. I'm going with Pittsburgh.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Shout out Mac Miller. Rest in peace. I don't... You
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: eat a lot of food. I eat a lot of food, yeah.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: So I'm not picky at all. I'm going to be honest, fool.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: I think it took me a lot of getting used
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: to seeing you eat with your hands.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: That's what Indonesians eat. Like white rice. When I was
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: at the crib, I was eating with my hands. Or no,
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: I was eating with a spoon. What crib? My crib. Okay, okay, okay.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: If we had fried chicken and rice on a plate,
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: I'm eating with my hands. Are you crazy? No, no, bitch.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: I'm eating fried chicken with my hands, too. Yeah, but
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: the rice, though, you're using a spoon?
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's white rice, though. It's not like Spanish rice
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: where you have to. Yeah, I know. White rice. Nah,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: you're tripping. It's easier. It's easier. When I go to where?
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: So let's say you go to Panda. No, I would never.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Let me finish. And you get a plate to go. Okay.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: And let's say you get orange chicken, teriyaki chicken, chow mein,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: and rice. But let's say you get white rice instead
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: of fried rice. You eat everything else with a fork,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: but you'll eat the white rice with your fingers?
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Yes. No, no, fuck no. If the fork, if the
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: utensil's in a plate, it's in a plate. I guess
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: this is more when I'm in my home or I'm
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: in like my cousin's like a house home or some shit,
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: like whatever. And let's say I get rice, no soup
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: component with like something that's either fried or like not
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: dripped in sauce or something. I could just eat with
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: my hands straight. But it'll have to be somewhere like,
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to fucking Panda Express. I'm a fucking
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: raw dog in that shit. Dickhead, I'm saying if you
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: take the, but what I'm saying is, yeah, that's the
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: only thing I'm saying. No, no, I get you. But like,
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: because it's orange chicken, you know how it's covered in sauce?
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: I can't be doing shit like that. Can't just be
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: grabbing sauce and stuff. That's like a disgusting fuck, you know?
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Just straight bare hands?
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: That's not true, though, because I saw you grab, when
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: we were at Outback, I saw you grab the chili
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: spices with your hand.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: So you're a lot bigger. Texture. Texture. It's dry. I
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: don't want, like, wet sauce on my hand. Like, that's
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: weird for me to grip that. Yeah, you grab wings, though.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: But wings is like you have to. How am I
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: going to eat wings? A pupusa? A pupusa, do you
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: eat it with your hands or a fork? Pupusa?
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But hands.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Pupusa. Okay. I remember one time when I had a pupusa.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: I got it from Omocajete, Ethan Union. So I'm a
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: board donor. And we were at a donor's house. And
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: then I posted the pupusa, and I put a fork
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: and a knife next to it. All the salvi bitches
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: were like, oh, what the fuck? You're not supposed to
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: eat it like that. And I was like, teach me.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Have you ever been with a salvi? I don't think so. Really?
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Straight Mexicanas over here, homie. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Also, you don't go down to Central America? You're not
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: a fan of dibbling-dabbling down there?
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: I would love to go to Salvador. I'm talking about
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: the bitches, nigga.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess so. I just like Latino women,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: I think, in general. You know what I'm saying? Like,
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Jakarta's had the salsa, you know? And he doesn't want
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: to leave. You know what I'm saying? What did we
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: say again?
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: I said I had the salsa and I don't want
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: to leave. Oh, okay. Is there a better way to
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: say that? You're like stuck in the- Jakarta's been to
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Mexico and he don't want to go back. Latin America.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: By the way, by the way, Guadalajara or what's cracking?
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: What?
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Are you guys down to go to Mexico again? When, bitch?
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: It would be- When did that person say he was going? Ray? Literally. Ray. Oh, yeah.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: You want to go? That's like November 2nd. Yeah, so
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: it would be right when we come back. Man, you
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: got money, fool. No, no, no, no. I mean, it's
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: more like. Wait, wait, wait. What is Ray going for?
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Probably to find a wife or something. I think he's
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: going to party.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: This isn't a drought, but I need some house. Fuck you,
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: your girl's going to let you go? I'm a grown
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: ass man. I'll do what the fuck I want. Oh,
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: shut the fuck up, you pussy. Hey, can I go?
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Can I go? Andres, your girl's going to let you go?
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: I'm tripping.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: It's work. I don't mean it's work. It's a work trip.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: What can I do? How is it a work trip
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: when I have no content to come up with, though? Pops,
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: there's going to be so much content breathing over there, bro,
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: right now. I don't want to be on camera. I
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: want to be a demon.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: We'll have an itinerary. We'll shoot for like one hour
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: and then the rest of the 24 hours... Just.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Get fucking plastered? I want to be a demon. So everyone,
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: do they have the face paint over there? It's like... No, bitch,
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: it's not cocoa, you dumb bitch. I'm so sorry. You
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: fucking idiot. Was that rude? I'm so sorry. I don't
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: say no racism because I'm basing this on Pio Pico
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Elementary School. No, it was way before. When Dia de
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: los Muertos would come, they would trick that bitch the
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: fuck out, bro. Skulls everywhere. Candy skulls. You know those
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: candy skulls? The decorations all over the school and shit.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Or maybe it was just my class. Yo, the bitch
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: has face paint on. What are you talking about?
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but not everybody on the street is walking with
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: fucking face paint on.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: So you think the whole, you think all of Mexico
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: just paints their face that morning, you dumb bitch?
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: I'm saying, I'm saying, do people frequent the face, like
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: for sure, me and you walking down the street, we're
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: going to see other people. I think at the fest,
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: I think at the festivities of it. Yeah, so, so
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: what is it though? It's a festival. For the day
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: of the dead. Yeah, so they're remembering the dead.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: It's the day that they consider that the dead crossed
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: To the living.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: To come kick it and visit. Oh, that's why the funerals,
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: the cemeteries are cracking.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: And that's why they do the ofrendas.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They put pictures. Are you going to put an ofrenda? Sorry? Oh,
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: that's a picture? I'll turn. Oh, for like a person
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: that passed away? Like, I'm doing one. Can I see it?
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Can I see one? My mom. What's it called? Have
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: you seen it? My mom does it really nice. Oh, yeah. Okay, Coco,
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: you know when they're like, remember me. Oh, I have
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: to say goodbye. Remember me.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: You remember when they're asking the old man for the
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: guitar and nobody put.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: His photo up? Yeah, so they're forgetting him.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: So he dies. He goes to the afterlife of the afterlife.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: And then he gives it to Grandma Coco.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Grandma Coco. No, no, no. Dickhead. Yeah, yeah. And then
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: she remembers and she starts singing the song with this food.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: At the end, right? When he's playing the guitar. No, no, no, no, no.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about in the beginning of the movie. You
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: know where they go where that food lives? Fucking chorizo.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Who's chorizo?
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: That's what they call that food chorizo because they think
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: he died from food poisoning. Oh, this is in the afterlife. No, dickhead. Bro,
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: are you getting mad at me because I don't know
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: like every single second of fucking Coco, you stupid bitch?
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: You stupid bitch. You remember Coco? You remember the movie Coco? Bro,
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: I watched it once and I cried and that's all
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: I remember. I swear to God I cried. Okay, we
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: all cried for Kogo. Don't think about bro. I just
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: heard him for tears. Okay, so you know Kogo? Yeah.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: When they go down to where that fool lives in
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: the slums, right? He lives in the slums where fools
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: get forgot. Nobody remembers them.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Okay. When that fool gets down there, that fool.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Remember the old man asking for his guitar and he's like,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: play that one song for me.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: No, I don't remember.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: And then that's who goes because they forgot him, the
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: old man. And he dies and he's like, we go
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: to the afterlife of the afterlife when you don't forget,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: when you- When you get forgotten.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: When you get forgotten. So, damn, I need to watch
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Coco again. It was such a good movie. Such a
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: good movie.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: So what I'm saying is that you got to do
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: an alter. And then you got to make, like my
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: mom makes food for her dad.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Okay. He makes them like his favorite dish. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: And then- What would that be? And then I always
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: add the homies' photos. I add them every year. Yeah,
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: for sure. Do you know your grandfather's favorite dish? Nigga,
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know that, nigga. I didn't know my grandpa, fool.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Never met him? I just heard that fool was a P.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: I just heard that fool was a P, but when
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: he was- Play a player. Come on, running the blood. Yeah,
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know none of my grandfathers. I heard that
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: fool used to come home and just beat the shit
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: out of them. That's what I heard, fool. That's what
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: I heard. That fool should be mad to come over
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: and beat the shit out of my mom and them.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: That should build character. Look, my mom raised a young king.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: You feel me? Hey, drink of choice? Mescal. I don't know. Actually,
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: I got to come up with that. Drink mescal and
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: beat your fucking wife, man. I don't know. I don't know.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: We do not support it. I don't know. I'm not
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: sure if my grandpa ever beat my grandma.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: But if he did... Wait, what are you going to
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: ask your mom right now? That used to come home
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: and beat the shit out of her. Oh, my fucking God, bro.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: That was the whole time, fool. It was regular. Everyone
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: was doing it. For sure. I mean, bro, you never.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Like, if my grandpa was around during this time, fool, CPS, fool,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: my mom would have been a foster home kid.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Let me ask her. I think... In other countries, but
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: rules are different, you know? Teachers are allowed to hit
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: you and shit. Nah, hell. In certain countries? For sure.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: I don't remember that one. Can you search that up?
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: It's Asia, for sure it's Asia. The fuck, that's why
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: they're smart as shit. We are the ones. Let me
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: call mom real quick. What the hair? You don't remember
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: your grandpas? I've never met them, bro. They died before
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: I was born, both of them. Asia? Mom, I have
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: a question. What? Por ninguna razón, just for no reason?
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: Por ninguna razón, exactamente.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Y por qué?
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: Porque no había comida.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: That boy would come home and beat them because there
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: was no food. Motherfucker, go to work. Mom, no llores, okay?
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Don't cry, Mom. No, no lloro. O sea, entonces, por.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Ese trauma en tu vida, tú llegas a la casa
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: a pegarme también?
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Ay, así.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, Mom, Jakarta's laughing because your.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: Dad hit you.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. For no reason. Andres,
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: what the fuck?
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: No.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, let it go.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Jakarta, why are you laughing at my mom getting an
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: ass before I leave?
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Bro, don't start. Don't be weird. Love you.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: Mom.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, man.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: So your mom hit you because.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: She didn't eat? So he would come home?
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Sorry, he would come home? No food? Yeah.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: I can't, but I love you. Why the fuck would
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: you say I was laughing at her? You weren't laughing
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: at my mom getting her ass kicked.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I was laughing at the fact- You were laughing at
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: the fact that my grandpa- No, no, no. That my grandpa,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: who left his home as a young boy because he
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: saw his dad kill his own mother- What the fuck
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: is going on? Would come home and beat the shit
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: out of my mom because he was hungry.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Bro, bro, bro. That's a good character. My mom's a
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: super nice lady. What in the Sundance movie is this, bro?
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Hold on. I was laughing. Hold on. Fuck you. I
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: was laughing. Shut up, bitch. No, hold on. There's a
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: lot of belief that hurt people hurt people all the
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: time because my mom loves the shit out of me.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: The fact that my mom's most beautiful angel I know
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: in this world will be at home as a little.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Girl and a homemade of carton, milk of carton.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Her dad would come home after drinking mezcal and beat
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: the shit out of her and her siblings.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: No wonder. For the lady you caught to speak. You
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: think that's funny, Jakarta? That should have been food, man.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: My grandma was blowing it up. Nah, that's some shit, though.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: That's some fucked up shit. I have a joke. I
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: don't know if it's too much. Is that why your
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: mom knows how to cook really well? She's traumatized? She's traumatized.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Fuck me, bro. That's fucked up. I was laughing at
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: the fact that you could call your mom and ask
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: her that. Like, you guys have such a beautiful relationship,
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: I think so. You and your mom don't have a
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: beautiful relationship? We do. I just talked to her, like,
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: last week. Nah, she's in another country. I'm letting her,
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: you know. I call her every now and then, though.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: I can't wait till she's back, dog. This food has
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: been fucking weak. Hey, do you think Indonesia, they got
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: a slap out Friday like they do in here? Shut
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: the fuck up, bitch. Ain't no fucking way. You don't
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: think they got a slap out Friday? In Indonesia, high
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: school just kill high schoolers, bro. So, word of God,
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: they'll meet, like, Like, let's say they all meet in
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: the middle of the street, and they'll kill each other.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know about slap-ass Fridays, though. This thing is wild.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Ask your mom. What, bitch? Are you fucking crazy? Ask
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: my mom? Ask your mom if they got slap-ass Fridays.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: My mom would smack that shit out of my face. Slap, like, what?
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: You're a weird bitch. Bro, me and my mom don't
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: have the relationship. I can't ask her weird shit like that. Andrea,
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: did you guys have slap-ass Friday in Salvador?
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: I don't even know what that is. What is it?
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: So no one was slapping that ass in Salvador? No,
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: I'm just asking. I'm asking a question. I'm asking a question.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: I'm asking a question. I'm just saying. Was anyone slapping
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: that ass? What?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, Angel.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: You guys didn't have Slap Ass Friday? No, what the
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: fuck is that? You know what Slap Ass Friday is?
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: You know what it is? In school? No, you know
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: what it is? You should have an ass.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: What the fuck?
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: You're fucked up. Hey, do they do that now, kids? No,
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. Because I never heard, like, my
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: niece or my nephew talk about it. Your niece and
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: nephew are, like, 10. Well, that about Friday was, like,
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: middle school. That's, like, a middle school thing. Middle school,
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: middle school. What grade do people start hitting middle school?
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: What age? I'm still hitting it. Oh, my God. Oh,
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: my God. Andre, you know what you mean? Yes, son.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: In Salvador, they don't have Slapbox Friday?
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: If you explain to me, maybe.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: What school? You went to Belmont?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: No, but in high school, they don't do it no more.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: He's reminiscing about the old days. I never even saw
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: that shit happen. He's going to your local middle school
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: on Friday.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: No.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're searching it up. You go to school and
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: then on Friday you just slap ass. No, they don't
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: do that over there.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: You'll be in trouble.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's sexual harassment. At the school. What the fuck?
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: They don't do it over there. No. Smack your ass.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: You're thinking about the good old days or what? Nobody
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: was fixing that ass on Friday. Oh, it was middle school? No, no,
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: this is just age breakdown by grade. What was your
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: favorite grade?
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: My favorite grade, I would say sixth.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Sixth grade. This is not like first day in America
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: or some shit?
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: No, I skipped seventh grade, remember?
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: So sixth grade, you were still in El Salvador? In
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: El Salvador. Damn, man, it was their peak. You were
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: probably a popular girl in school. You were popular? Yeah. No,
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: you weren't. Bro, you're so... Pop that shit. These people
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: are on the internet. Fucking fake your life right now, dude.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Who cares? Who's going to find out? Wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: You weren't... Were you full of... No, no, no.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Why are you laughing at me?
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Were you getting your ass slapped?
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: I wasn't.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Well, then you weren't popular enough. One of the popular
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: girls get their ass slapped. You don't go to the school.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Who's the most popular? Jakarta. Jakarta's so ugly and he
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: wasn't popular that when he did it, they was like, so-and-so.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: I've never slapped a girl's ass, though, in middle school.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: I was never like that. No, no. I never did it.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: I get it kind of down in our generation. Andres
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: is freaky. He for sure was slapping asses.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: What?
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: I seen it.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Andres would go school to school slapping asses. Where... So
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: you know Slapass Friday was like a thing I guess
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: for middle school when we were in school. What do
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: you think older generations had? But you were getting pregnant, dog.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: The four local grades, right? The older generation. Yeah, the
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: four local grades.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Wait, are you comparing sober slap out Friday to four
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: local activities?
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: You stupid bitch. Okay, okay, okay. Can you search it?
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: You mean what alcohol wasn't a trend? No, no, no.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I was so confused. I think I'm
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: just thinking what was trendy and what was happening, I guess. Well,
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: it's how much Friday wasn't happening. Well, if you talk
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: to 90s baby food, they were gangbanging. They were dying, dog.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: That shit was active. We were just smacking ass, huh?
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: Lit.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: You were smacking ass. I wasn't smacking ass. Do you
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: guys remember that, though? That four loco shit? Do you
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: know exactly what happened? Did you search that up? It
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: was like four loco incident. I don't know if it
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: was a high school or a middle school. Oh, when
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: they died? Like a bunch of people fucking died? No,
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: I don't think a bunch of people died, but they
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: would just get drunk and do belligerent shit. I remember that, but...
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Can't he touch Tuesday?
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Can't he touch Tuesday? What the fuck is that? Wait,
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: where are you getting these from?
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: I just searched up similar shit.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Andres group chat with his homies. And that's why you're
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: behind there. The secret of sexual assaults. But. Buttocks. Slap
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: out Friday. That shit was a thing, bro. That's crazy. Oh,
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: you remember the I love boobies? Yeah. Slap out Friday.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious, dog. So nobody was slapping that ass? That's
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: funny as fuck, Jakarta. I try. Dude, I've been having
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: to take a shit. Or something. My stomach kind of hurts.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Just not going. How can you not do a detox? Yeah.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: How do I do that? You drink it. Do you
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: have it? I'll send it to you. You have it
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: at home? That shit gets active. Can I get one
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: of your salute packs? No. Bruh. Damn, that's fucking hilarious.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Were you in Jersey when you came to America? Mm-hmm.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: How old were you?
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: I was 13.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: 13.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: 13.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: Damn, that shit must have sucked leaving Salvador, huh?
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Because you were the popular girl.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: I wasn't popular.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: I think I- Oh, we know. We're just joking, by
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: the way.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: I had cool stuff.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: My mom would- Because she would come to work here,
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: so a lot of stuff she.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: Would take over there.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, so you were better than the other girls? No,
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say better. I just had cool.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: Little- I was just cooler.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: I just had cool little erasers and the.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Little- You didn't have Jordans. You had Jordans. Jordans. Is
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: that why now, whenever we go somewhere, you always buy shit?
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Like cool shit when we're all out of the city?
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: What the fuck did she buy that's cool that you've
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: seen her buy? I don't know. Me and her, when
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: we went to Utah, you got some shit. I forgot.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: What's Toys R Us over there? What'd you buy? The needles.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: No, yeah, but like.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, so cool.
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: Cool pens with erasers. You know those erasers that are shaped?
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: I feel like you're very easy to impress. Yeah, what?
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Third World Country. Yeah, literally. Hey, so when's
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: your birthday?
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: November 23rd.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: For sure. I'm going to get you an eraser. And
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: we're going to slap that ass in your face. What
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: the fuck? That was too far. Bro, you can't be
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: doing that. She works here. HR. Bro, I've seen you
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: change in front of her. No, not underwear. Shirt, yeah. Oh,
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: but titties is all. I feel it. Yeah. No, no, okay, Andrea,
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: would you like a big eraser?
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: No.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey, hey, tell me, you know what? Now that
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: we're on the topic of your birthday, I'm glad we
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: want to talk about this because it's coming up. So
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: please tell us both right now. Oh, like DJ?
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: Like bullshit like that.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: We didn't have that over there. We didn't have that
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: over there.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God, you were the weird kid sniffing on
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: the fucking eraser.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: The little pens with glitter, like the colorful glitter pens.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: It tastes so good.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: We didn't have that cool stuff.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, you didn't live in fucking Iraq. You lived in
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: El Salvador. You guys didn't have that in El Salvador?
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: I guarantee they had that. You just have to go somewhere.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: We didn't.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: We also didn't have like- You're telling me I go
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: to Salvador? You didn't have- You guys didn't have vans
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: in El Salvador?
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: Bro, bro, that's a new thing.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: They opened up a couple stores out there recently.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: So what were you wearing? She made the shoes. You're
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: so stupid. A bunch of erasers put together. Hey, no, no, no. Andrea,
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: there's no way. Andrea, call your sister right now and
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: tell her if you guys had it. What type of shoes?
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: You were wearing Nike?
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: No, we were wearing.
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: Okay, look.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: Look for... Shit.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Andrea is so exaggerating.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: No, because we don't... Like, they have different shoe stores.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: Okay, like, say you had.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: Say you had a... We had Payless over there. We
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: had a Payless shoe store.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, and Payless carries Vans and Converse.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: No, but here in the U.S., not out there.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: No, that's just a... That's a shoe store, though.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: And Jera was working on... So you remember everything from Salvador? Yes, bitch.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: She was a whole fucking middle schooler. Wait, what shoes
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: were you rocking though, then, Jera?
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: Probably.
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: No, we had to wear like a certain style for school.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Okay. Do you know where it was?
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: At my school. It was kind of like these, but
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: for real.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: What was your school called?
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: Sagrado Corazon.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, look up Andrea's school real quick. Let's see how
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: it looks. I like this. Do you watch Sábado Gigante?
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: By the way, you know I was a Jew? Don Francisco, dog. Oh,
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: he's a Jew. Colegio? Yeah, yeah. They're called colegios. They're
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: not even colleges. Man, nigga, you had it good, bro.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: This is where you went, Andrea?
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: That's our uniform.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: That's Andrea right there. Por clases de 2000. Andrea, what
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: was your class?
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: Not 2000.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Like 2008?
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: 13?
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Bro, there's no way you're going to fucking find it. No,
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: you're in elementary. You're in middle school.
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: I went here since I started.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: Are there two schools in one?
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: No, it's like you go here after kinder, you go here,
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: and you stay there your whole time.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Until you're high school?
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: Until you go to university.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: No fucking way. Yes. Damn, Andrea, you went to a
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: big-ass school, dog. So there are people, you can literally
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: grow up with somebody here. Mm-hmm. Yeah, what do you mean?
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of schools in Atlanta from first through 12th. Oh,
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: the shoes are right here.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: That's how they needed to look.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Really? I've never seen one. Oh, so you have to
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: wear the media things, Andrea? Yeah.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: Just the little socks.
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow. I've never seen a first to 12 school.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Can you name one? Oh, you're right. I mean, from
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: middle school to high school. No, it was always elementary
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: to middle school.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: No, there was a.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Isn't laces from 6 to 12? Yeah, laces is 6
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: to 12. You're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's a
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: middle school and a high school.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Damn near Belmont was like that at some point when
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: they put Sarcastro in that bitch.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: You're there. We used to have lunch with y'all either way.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Middle school used to have lunch with the high school.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: That shit was active.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: When we went to Sarcastro for our fucking uniforms were orange, dog.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: We stood out like a motherfucker.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, Larchmont's larger school.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Where's Larchmont? Larchmont? Yeah. All right, bitch. Fuck you.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Is it Larchmont the city.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Or the area?
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: You know where Larchmont Village is. Larchmont Village, bitch, yes. Bro,
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: I love Larchmont Village. I'll be going there all the time.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: My massage place is there.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: It's good. They have happy endings?
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Should we smack your ass?
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Hey, I never thought you liked the massage spot I
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: put you on.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: That shit was good. You was tripping me out.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: I told you it was a good spot. Where's it at? Oh,
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: we can't say. You're such a dumb bitch. Shut up.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: That shit hurts.
• 46:13
  Speaker 6: For a while she scared me though because she had
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: her feet on my hamstrings and then she had her
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: elbows on my shoulders.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: In my head, I started thinking, what position is she in? Like,
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: she's squatting all the way down and such shit.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Dang, boss is a different breed. And you know what's crazy?
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: I want to go to you.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Her hands look like this, like if she have carpal tunnel.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: But I ain't going to lie, when she's massaging, gang,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: she does some shit, so I need no bullshit.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: That's way better than her jacking me out, no cap. Really? Oh,
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: I felt intimate feeling with her. God, she's so nice.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: She's such a nice lady.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: It feels good.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Bro, she makes you feel comfortable. Where is it? Oh,
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. The lady. When she does the arm thing
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: and then holds your hand at the end. But this
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: is at an establishment? He's a legit spy, bro. No, no, no. Okay,
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: calm down. I'm not saying he wasn't legit. I just
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: wanted to know if it was an establishment or like.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: When you think of a massage bar, you just think, oh, wankers,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: you've never been to a real one? You sick, dumb bitch.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: No.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, so this is a legit spot. You walk in,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: you call before, hey, I'm going to be there. And
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: the amount of time you walk in, and it's a
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: nice place.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: They sit you down.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: What do you need?
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: You tell them, you know what? I want you to
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: focus strictly on my legs. They even have a chair.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: You're a fool.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I've done it where I just sit down, and she
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: just takes care of my legs, and then I just
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: be on my phone.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: But I be on my phone regardless. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: I want to go get a foot... Because at the
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: wanker spot, you can't be on your phone because then
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: you're calling the cops.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: Facts.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: I want to go to get a foot massage. Fool,
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: you literally tell them, I just want a foot massage?
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Can we get... Pedicures, bro? I've never got one.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: That's way different.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: No, mames.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: Esa madre está podrida. Come on.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: Esa madre está.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: Esa madre está.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: Wait, wait.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: You don't have a pedicure?
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Well, the shit you have under your foot, fool, that pedicure,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: no lady's going to tell you you can't.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: She's not going to take care of that. You need
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: to go get that removed. I have the thing ready.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: I already bought it. No, you got to get that
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: bitch lasered, gang. No, it's not. You don't. Let me
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: see it. I talked to a fucking doctor, you dumb bitch. Who? Clarissa?
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: She's a nurse.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: No.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: No, my doctor. That fucking Kaiser, you idiot. What did
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: he give you? He told me to buy something and
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: then it's like a patch you put on your foot.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: And did you think I was just going to take
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: off and show you my fucking foot on camera, you
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: stupid bitch? What are you expecting to... So you want
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: to go get a pedicure? I go to life after
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: my ingrown incident and all that. I don't just go
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: to any pedicure spot. What, you've been to one? Pedicure? Yeah.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Well, because I played water polo growing up,
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: so I had real bad athlete's foot. Now I don't.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: You know why though, fool?
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: The biggest thing, they tell you, fool, some of the
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: biggest problems that happen is like when you get out
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: the shower and you put your socks right away without
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: drying your foot, that could cause like.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: What's it called? Fungus and shit like that.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Or even in hotels and shit, bro, they recommend you
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: have sour shoes and shit.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: You can't just be Because some people are grimy, fool.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Rob Markman, Yeah. It's just once the bacteria gets in contact, huh?
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: And if it's wet, it's easy for it to spread. Yeah, yeah.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: But the biggest thing, my mom used to tell me, fool.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: My mom used to tell me, dry your foot all
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: the way.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: And I would just like, it would be like, get
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: it dry.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: And I'll put my socks on. And then it's damp
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: in there. But I'm like on my way. And you understand,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I'm like a kid. Like, I want to put my
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: socks on and go play and shit. But my mom
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: used to tell me, dry.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Your shit.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: It's like, it's like essentially like, okay, for you ever
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: like me, especially playing water polo and shit. Like I
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: used to have my clothes with, and my mom used
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: to be like, dry it, hang it to dry. I
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: would just throw it and it would smell, you know,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: like when you have wet clothes, it smells like.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: How you usually smell.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: Nah.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Nah. Oh, where did we go when I had all
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: my clothes in that bag? Stinky dumb bitch.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: It stunk, bitch.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: None of it stank. None of it stank. Andrea Andres.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: It was moist, but did it stink? Which makes it stink. No, no.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: Did it stink? It didn't stink. It was moist.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: No, it was another trip that we went, and it
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: was hot.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no. But that's because it's moist. Okay, so
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: even then, I've done this.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Like, one time I really wanted to wear a shirt,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: and I put in the dryer late, and I took
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: it with me, and I was like... And obviously I
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: put cologne on, and it was kind of dry, but
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: it was a little moist. And I was like, nah,
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I feel musty. So I remember I put it in
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: the back seat, remember? And then I just brought a
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: fresh white tee or black tee. But, yes, so essentially
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I would do that to my, like, I would, like,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: dry my foot.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: And then. That sounds fucking like horror. And then I
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: would just put my socks on. I was a kid.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: I played water polo.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: But it's like soccer players.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: A lot of people in soccer, when it's, like, your
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: feet are wet, or even when it's raining.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: You don't take your shoes.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: Well, there was only like a couple people that would
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: take like slides and shit. But other than that, like.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: But have you noticed soccer players, whenever they're done playing,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: after sweating their foot, they take off their shit and
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: then they put it in sandals. Because you don't want
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: your shit to get moist. It's like going into a
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: sauna and when you go in there and they don't
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: fucking clean it. And it's all, do you see the
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: black shit? That's moist because of- That's.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Mold, huh? Fungus, yeah. Bro, it's terrible, fool.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Now, after my ingrow situation, bro, I'm going to tell
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: you like this, fool. I had really bad fungus on
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: my two big toes. On tour last year, I ain't
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: going to lie, I was so embarrassed about my feet.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: Cocky was like, fool, I got the shit from you
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: from Mexico. Pull it to my crib. We came back
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: from tour. I put up to this was crib at midnight.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: I was so busy. He's like, he's like, leave it
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: in the fucking, I'm like, leave it in the mailbox.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: You remember this? I want to go pick that shit
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: up for three months. I took that shit. I secure
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: my whole foot ever since then. How bad was the
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: fungus on your foot? Bro, I don't cut my own
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: nails no more. Like, I weighed. I take care of
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: my shit.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: I put lotion. I make sure I dry it. And then, like,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: right in front of my little fan I have in
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: my room, I go like this.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: You don't cut your own nails no more?
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Nah, hell nah, because cutting my own nails, what it
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: did is I cut the wrong, and that's how I
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: got an ingrown.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: And that ingrown sure hurt you a lot, huh? Bro,
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: I got surgery? Bro, my... Bro. You'll never get it again, though?
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: You've never had an ingrown? Never. Oh, my God, fool.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: It's like pain, pain, pain? Fool, you don't remember me
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: in Vegas? You're such a piece of shit friend. Oh, yeah,
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: you were bitching and whining the whole time. Yeah. I remember.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: What a dick. You want to see how bad my
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: nose looked, bro? No, I remember that picture you showed me.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: It looks so satisfying taking that nail out, though. You
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: know what I'm talking about? And the Asian ladies, like, yeah,
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: it was bad, fool. So, fellas, take care of your feet.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: I know people think, like, you're a man. Mine wasn't
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: that bad. Mine was more like an... Mine kind of
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: looked like that a little bit.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: But the... Yeah.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: But that looks bad, fool. They look like they let
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: that shit go for a long time.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to lie. This makes me feel uneasy. Like,
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: we're looking at shit like this. Yeah. But I promise you,
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: I'll take care of it.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: That shit, bro, ever since that really bad fungus I
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: had last year, and you know what's crazy? I only
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: had it on my two big toes. Only then, and
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want it, because that shit
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: could spread. So I made sure the minute I could
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: carry it, bro, I started taking the pills, drinking them.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: But the pills are really strong, so you have to
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: drink hella water, because it runs through your blood, and
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: it could fuck up your forriones, your liver.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: It's a really strong medication. Yeah, but it's good, but
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: it works good. Yeah. And this is, it's an antifungal medication?
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can only get it if you're actually prescribed.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: They can do a lot of tests.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Here, though, but in Mexico, you can buy that bitch
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: like if you're at CVS, gang.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: I literally bought it.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: I literally went to Mexico just to buy it.
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: I bought you a bottle when I was out there.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: Thank you. I literally got it. Okay, so- I called
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: the job. Where are you at, Mexico? Please stop by.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: Why do you think every time I go to Mexico,
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: I get shit from my mom and shit? Yeah. Oh, yeah,
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: because you guys get medicine and everything, right?
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: That's where, what's his name? Fucking- I think the homily
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: goes to the dentist in Mexico or some shit.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: A gang of people, though. Fool, you don't remember when
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: we were in Yuma and we ran into the fools?
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: They were saying that the border town next to Yuma
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: is like, it was like Dental Capital.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: And that fool was like, oh, I'm going to the dentist.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: And then they came to the show that night, remember? Oh, okay, okay, okay.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: And he said they went over to the dentist to
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: go get their, it's cheaper, too. And you get the
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: treatment right there and there. It's a cheaper alternative.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: You don't need insurance, you know, just straight pay. A
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: lot of people get their veneers there, too. I don't know. But,
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, they do a good job. Andrea, you... Oh, fuck.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: Andrea, you said you've gotten, like, a fucking team went
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: over there.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: To get Botox. Oh, really? But it's cheaper. Everything is cheaper.
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: Aesthetically, everything out there is cheaper. Like, you could... I
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: see girls that they go.
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: They have their hair lady there. They do their nails
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: out there. Like, they'll go out there for a day
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: or two.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: It's like a two-hour drive, two-hour drive. But they take
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: the whole day.
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: And then you take care of everything. Your dentist, everything.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: You're allowed to buy, like, medicine and just bring it back? Okay, yeah,
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: you are. Okay, so think about it right now. How
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: much is your haircut? It's up there. Okay, right.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Let's just say like 50, 60 bucks, right?
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: 50, 60 bucks. How much? What's like other shit that
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: men do? I think for girls it's... All right, Andrea,
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: real quick. Sorry again. Andrea, how much is your hair?
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: Like almost 300.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: How often do you go though? Let's just say.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: Every two months.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? Oh, yeah, I know. Okay, 300. How
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: much are your nails?
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: 120.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: How much is your pedicure?
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: I want to say, like, 60, and then the rest
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: is my nails.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, and then how much are, like, your eyebrows? And, like,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: let's say you do, like, the whole girl procedure, the
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: waxing and stuff.
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: Waxing is, like, where I go is, like, 70 bucks,
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: and then, what was it you asked me for?
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: Eyebrows?
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: Like, another 30.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's about how much in total?
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: We're almost at $ 700?
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: And if you get Botox done here, you're looking at about, like, 400.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Easy. So you're telling me if you could split that
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: in half and save the thousand for everything she said
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: right now and spend.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: 450, 500, then go to Mexico for tar? Shit, I'm
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: on my way too. Yeah, fucks. I'm at better food.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. I guess you
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: could much higher. Hong Kong's right there. Fucking fat bitch.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: Hong Kong's right there.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: That's the first thing I thought about was the food.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Fucks. I'm a food guy.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: I remember one time, remember when we went with Jizz?
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: She was like, yeah, you guys go eat. I'm going
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: to go get this Botox real quick. And we went
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: to go eat and we went to the next door
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: where she got Botox. And that shit took, but people
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: get their dentures. Peezy got his veneers in Guatemala.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, in Guatemala. Peezy only had the front row, the
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: top row for a long time. The fuck is wrong
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: with this? It's like, yeah, I'm going back. I'm going
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: to get the other part. I was like, why did
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: you get them both? Talking about everything being cheaper. I
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: actually really want veneers, though. No bullshit. I don't think
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: you have bad teeth, though. I know. I just want
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: great teeth.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: I don't think you need them.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: No? Oh, I guess. Let me see. Wait, don't do that. No, no,
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: just the bottom ones. The bottom ones are pretty active.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: All right, let me see yours. They're not bad. It's
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: just my gaps. I know. Fuck you, bitch. They're just
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: all divorced. That's the only thing. That's the only thing.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: Don't step on the water. That's the only thing that
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: I guess my gaps. That's the only thing.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: But I'm okay with my gaps. By the way, can
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: I tell you guys something that I'm very insecure about?
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: Secure or insecure? Insecure. The setup upstairs, you know how
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: we have the one single cam? When I'm talking, I
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: was slowing it down. You can see my tongue hit
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: my lips. You can see my tongue hit my teeth
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: from my lips. That shit was getting me hot.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: This morning at the treadmill in the gym, and I'm
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: watching the clip like a clip pulled up.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, why does it sound like that? I
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: slowed it down. It's just my tongue hitting my... That's
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: fucking hilarious. It's not about, hey, hey, can you cure
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: a lisp?
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think you can. Oh, I know.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: If you have speech impediments, you could go to classes. Okay, bitch,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: I have a fucking speech impediment.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: I think. Speech impediments.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: It said, yes, you could get rid of a lisp
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: at any age. Speak language therapy. Types of lisp.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Lateral, collateral.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: What truth do you have?
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know, bitch. Okay,
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: should we call somebody that has a lisp? Call somebody
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: who has a lisp. Okay.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: Okay. Speech therapist. Do you know a speech therapist?
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: I don't. Yes, I do actually.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: Quick question. Is my lisp bad? Does it annoy you guys?
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: I want you guys to be- It's annoying me, though.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: I want you- Okay, but- You as a person, you
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: fucking annoy me.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: It was funny in the beginning, but then after you
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: just get used to it.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: It was funny in the beginning. You know what's crazy, though?
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: I don't have a- It used to be- No, no, no, no. Chill, chill, chill. Okay.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: So, shout out my boy Flaco from the Jumper.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He doesn't stutter when he does his own videos.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. Okay. On stage, when I'm doing comedy, I
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: also don't stutter and I don't have a lisp. Yeah.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: But when I'm talking regular, I stutter and I have
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: a lisp. What the fuck? What do you think it is?
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe it's because you're so focused. Actually,
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: I have a question. Because you're so focused. It has
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: to be that. What was he looking at? Fuck this
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: stupid bitch. Andre went upstairs to beat her kid. Like
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: my grandpa. Okay, you want me to say some words?
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: All right, come on, bitch. I got you, you stupid
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: hoe-ass bitch.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: So I put the test. This is down here, the
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: Google AI.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, shut the fuck up.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: Which sounds hardest to pronounce?
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: All right, let's go, let's go. We're going to go
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: word for word. You're such a punk bitch. You're fired up.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: You guys are going to go word for word.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: I'm going to fuck you out of the way. Hold up, bitch.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: You think this is funny? What the fuck? I didn't
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: pull it up. This is not how I rob you. So?
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: That was good. Thank you. Okay. Okay.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Before we start this, shut the fuck up.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: Yo, that first word down there was hard as fuck.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to lie to you.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: Okay. Okay.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: Can we get a vote of... Okay. You guys that
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: talk to me often on the... Why are you... Ah!
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: Ah! Ah!
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: Fuck! Okay.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: Stupid bitch.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: Can't take us nothing no more. I'm done with this.
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: Sit down. My lisp is nothing to be made fun of.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: I apologize. Come on, man. Fuck you. You gotta get hit, bro.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: I'm going.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: I'm going.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: Come on. Are you ready? All right.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Before we start this, why do you guys think that
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: I don't stutter or have a lisp on stage?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: What? You've learned.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: It's like you're going, like, You have it down to
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: a T. Because I don't have a lisp on stage, right? No,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: you have it down to a T.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? And I think you do
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: have your lisp on stage. No, I don't. You do. No, no, no.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: I know I have a lisp. I'm not denying my issue.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: It's not getting worse.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: It's worse.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: I think it's because you have more control.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: Hold on. I'll show you. You have a what? I
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: have a what? What's the word? Lisp.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying is, on stage, you would think, because
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: I'm in front of a bunch of people, it would
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: freak me out a little more, no?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: No, but it's like, learn.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: Do you get nervous? Are you still nervous in front
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: of crowds? You've asked me this question a million times,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: and I always say the same answer. You stupid bitch,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: shut the fuck up. So, but you're laser focused, though,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: you know? You have it down. All right, let me
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: try it. Which one do you want me to try first,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: the easy ones or the hard ones? Oh, what the fuck?
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Let's do some of these words. Okay. And then let's
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: do like two of these and then we'll do the phrases.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: I wonder if I have it more when I'm talking faster. Yeah, definitely. Right?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: You do talk really fast.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: Sometimes it's hard to understand.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: And then you stutter. And whatever.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: And you have a lisp.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: And you have a lisp. You're just fucking retarded, bro.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: One of each. You work for a retard. What does
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: that make you, bitch? A fucking bigger retard.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: One of each.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: All right. I'm starving. All right, go first, Jakarta. So wait,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: we're going word for word or I'm saying all these?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: Word for word. All right.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: Just choose one of each.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: Okay. All right, so we'll do the first word of everyone. Sun, pencil, bus, zoo, puzzle, buzz,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: and sleep. Okay. Sun, pencil. I hear it there. Buzz. Zoo? Puzzle?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: Buzz?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: Sleep? Yeah, facts. I heard it in pencil. I heard fun.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: Fun in pencil. By the way, I was born like this.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: You know what's crazy?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: You could fix it.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: My daughter has one too.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: Bring your daughter. Let's bully her for 20 fucking minutes. Alright,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: let me just do this.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: Alright, this is what we're going to do the whole thing.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: Satisfaction. What is it? I thought it was satisfaction. That's
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: the statistician. You see, bro, if I have problems saying it,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: you're going to be... Statistician. I was pretty good. Am
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: I fucking tripping? Specificities. Specificities. No. Get the fuck out
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: of here. Specificities. Suspension. Systematic. Mississippi. Isosceles. I got this shit.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: You didn't even let me try it, dick.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: Hold on.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: We're going to see how to pronounce it.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: Fuck you guys. Specificity. I think you're saying it wrong. Specificity.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: Hold on. Hold on. Don't play it. If I'm saying
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: it wrong, a specificity, how do you think you're saying it?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, wait.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Right there. Look. Oh, you are saying it right. Yeah. Specificity. Oh,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: you're saying it wrong.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: Specificity.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. What was I saying? Say it again. Specificity.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: Look how she's saying it. Oh, that's not even a word. Specificity. Specificity.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: Fuck that word.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: Fuck that word. All right. Suspension. Systematic. Mississippi. Isosceles. Isosceles. Yeah,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: it's a triangle. Isosceles. Assassin. Is that assassin?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: All right. Go down. Go down. Go down. Go down.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: All right. Ready? All right.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: Let me get this first one. So these are- No, wait, wait, wait.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Hold on.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: Hold on. Bitch. Bitch, you're so on my dick. You
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: want to have a list for a bag that you
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: want to try? No. Get off my dick. I just
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: want to read. Chill. All right. Because I have... Fuck you, bitch. Sadly... Sadly... Sadly,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: my fault. Sadly saw seven seashells by the seashore. Saw
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: the seashore. Shut the fuck up. Go back to Salvador,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: piece of shit. Haha, they never subbed your ass. Sadly
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: saw seven seashells on the seashore. Nah, you didn't say shit.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: Sadly saw seven seashells on the seashore.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: The sun set slowly over the city skyline. The sun
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: set slowly over the city skyline. That was great.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: By the way, by the way, I'm not trying to
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: hide my lip. I'm saying it exactly.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: I'm saying it. Go ahead. Zack, zebra, zigzag. You got it, bitch. Zack, zebra, zigzag,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: the cross, the zoom.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: You want to go to the zoo soon? Zoo. It's
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: because he did it fast. That's what happened. Why are
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: you coming fast?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: All right. Six slippery snails. Fuck this. Six slippery snails
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: slid silently sideways. That was fucking shit. Whoever can read
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: these very easy can suck great dick for sure. Six
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: slippery snails slid silently sideways. Okay, six sizzling sausages sizzling
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: in a saucepan. What the fuck? Six sizzling sausages sizzling
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: in a saucepan. Yeah, that was great. Give it up
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: for that one right now. It's not as bad. I'm
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: telling you this clip, fool.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: I was looking at it like, damn, my tongue's smacking
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: the shit out.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: Of my teeth, boy. But I was telling myself this
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: the other day. Because look, because look. You ever got
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: a head from a girl with a lisp? That shit crazy.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: Look, a while back, when I was younger, when I
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: had this really bad study problem, that's why this story
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: about my sister is really real. When I had a
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: really bad study problem, they told my mom, he needs
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: to read, because if not, he's going to struggle as
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: an adult, which I guess still happens.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: Right? You know what's not struggling? Come on now. Okay, yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: Hold up. Listen, listen.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: So remember, I would read, because popcorn reading was damn
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: near like going.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: To war for me, you know?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: So, popcorn reading was like, you know how fools were
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: getting pushed in the locker room and shit like that?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: That was a little popcorn. Like a fool used to
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: choose me on purpose, you know? Daniel. No, no, please. So,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: I remember. You're going to run a faith with the
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: dude that popcorned you? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: So, I remember every night I would read a couple
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: pages of a book and And I learned how to
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: do it on my own.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: Like, I learned how to read. Obviously, I learned how
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: to read. Obviously, I knew how to read, like, in
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: my head, you know? Yeah.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: But out loud, I did it quietly, like, at the crib.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: And that shit really helped me with my studying problem
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: in the field.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: That's fucked up. This fool was little and franking it. Embarrassed.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: Why'd she have studying problems? No, but you were hiding,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: reading by yourself. I ain't out loud. Don't ever compare
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: me to no Jew, bitch. And I love the joke, dick. No? Dude,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: you can't be saying stuff like that. What? I had
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: a study problem. I picked it up. So, yeah. So, yeah,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: that's what I remember. But the other day, the other day,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: I was hearing myself talking. I was like, damn, I
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: got to get my vocabulary back up. But that witch. Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: Back up? So it was up before? That used to
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: be up, Bob. And then brain rub. Just give me
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: some big words right now. Just give me some brain.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: You like that one on this? Give me some big words.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: All right, let's go big word for big word, bitch.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: Ridicule was a good one. Ridicule. Okay. Cool. Are you
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: using that one? Really? I don't really use big words, though.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: I feel like you do. You're an intellectual person. I'm not.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: It's just all my friends are dumb as fuck, so
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: I look smart, you know? Dude, you know... Association? I've
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: never used the word, but it's a big word. Ambiguous. Ah, nice. Dichotomy? Bigot. Ah, nice.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: We're bigots, I think. Some people might consider us that.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: These are like spelling bee words, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: fuck this. Oh, man, I would love to go to
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: a spelling bee, dude.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: For like, would you like to go to a spelling
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: bee for like the amusement of like seeing people spell
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: or the kids that are in it?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: Why not both? But for sure, like the love of
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: the game, you know? Which game? The Spelling Bee game. Oh, okay.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: I actually think I'm going to start getting my vocabulary up. No, no.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: I think that is important, though. I ain't going to lie.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: When did you read the Harry Potter books? In juvenile hall.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: I read all of them.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: I read The Sorcerer's Stone, the first one.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: Fifth grade, Mr. Chester's class.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: Made me fall in love with Harry Potter even deeper.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: And then when I read him in juvenile hall, I
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: fell in love with all the books, for sure.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: So you were literally just reading? I just bought them.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: For, I go like, I read two chapters of the
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: first Sorcerer's Stone and I was like, okay, I feel
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: good after reading them.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: I got to get back on it. So when was
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: the last time you've read a book in general? The
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: Sorcerer's Stone, three weeks ago. I read two chapters back
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: to back. Really? And I told myself, I'm going to
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: read one chapter a day, which is not bad. That's
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: not bad at all. It's a couple pages. But I've
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: been sleeping on it, but I do got to get
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: back on it. How many chapters is that? That's a
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: big fucking book, no?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: The Sorcerer's Stone isn't that big. The big one, I think,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: is the Half-Blood Prince. That one's humongous.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: Can we just search up J.K. Rowling's, like, how much
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: did she make off Harry Potter? That's her, right? J.K. Rowling? J.K.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: Rowling.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: Rowling. Rowling. Rowling. Isn't she racist or some shit?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: 1.2 billion. And the reason she put J.K. Rowling is
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: because back then they wouldn't take it seriously.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because she was a woman. Because she
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: was a woman. Yeah. She's had some- Your images? I
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: want to see what she looks like. She's made some
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: homophobic comments before in the past. Damn, J.K. Rowling could
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: get some fucking dick. For sure she could get some dick.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: I'll give her dick just for creating one of the
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: most legendary people. I expect a patronym. She actually wrote
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: the books on a napkin. Wingardium Leviosa. She had to
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: be on some shit, though. You think so? She's hot, bro.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: She's fine. There's a billionaire again with her 1.2. Damn.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: With all of this, do you think if no one
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: with the actors that you see now in movies and stuff,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: if you could replace Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter, who
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: would it be? I know it's you. That's crazy. Yeah.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: Even seeing the trailer of The Cursed Child. The new one. Yeah,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: The Cursed Child. That seems crazy to me, fool. Yeah?
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: Can I see the kid that plays the new one?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: He looks like him though, no? But there's a lot
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: of shit to the action. You know what's funny?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: In the book, Malfoy and Ron get down at some point.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: They squabble it up while Harry's playing Quidditch. And in
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: the new show- They show it? They're speculating that they're
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: going to have a scene like that.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: Well, that looks exactly like him. Daniel Radcliffe just did
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: such a good job. Go up. Go up. Press that
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: one right there to the left. Yeah, the left. Press it.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: There's for sure some actors you know that are going
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: to be on this, right? Right here. That one. The
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: cast so far. That one. The cast so far. It's HBO.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: That's nice. Yeah, yeah. That's why people are questioning it
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: because HBO kind of never felt with their shows. Never.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: What's your favorite show? Soprano. That got boggled. Is Snape
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: being black? Does that bother you?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you why. Why? It's not a
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: race thing. Okay. Let's just be realistic. Okay. In the
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: black community, Snape... Okay, in the movie. Yeah. I mean,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: in the original, right? Like you said, the original movie.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: Not the original movie.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: The original movie.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: Snape, he's in love with Lily. Lily gets with another fool.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: Has a baby with another fool. And when they die,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: Snape starts taking care of the baby.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not a black guy thing. That's not a
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: black guy thing. That's a white boy shit. That's a
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: white boy shit, yeah.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: And me and AD were having this argument. I'm like,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: I'm not mad that he's black. I'm mad that he's
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: not doing black shit.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: It took me a long time to notice that Snape
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: In the first movie, Snape's a- Yes, yes. And everybody
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: thinks Snape's is a- Bad guy, horrible guy, right? But
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: literally the whole time he was You know? He was
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: defending Peter. Yeah. Peter Parker. My fault. Harry Potter. Jesus
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: fucking Christ. I'm tripping, I'm tripping. Sorry. So that's my
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: only thing with it. Other than that, I wouldn't mind
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: a black Snape.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: Even though in the book they clearly say he's a tall, white, Caucasian,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: lengthy man.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, they say that? Yes, he's a fucking white man.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: They say in the books he's a white man.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: Andres, can you look up how do they describe Snape
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: in the Harry Potter book?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: Snape book description maybe? He's a tall, thin, lengthy man.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: He has, okay. Okay, he is pale.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: Which I'm not mad at. I'm not mad. I just
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: don't think. That film must be a really good actor then.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: Or they're, you know? They're saying that they, all British shit,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: all British shit. You know more actors than I do.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, he does have that. Yeah, that's it. But Alan
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: Rickman's a fucking legend. The dude that played Snape? He's
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: a beast. What other shit have you seen him on?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: He's in Die Hard. Oh, he is in Die Hard.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: I actually have never watched Die Hard, though. I just
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: know he's in it, though. Really?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: I'm not a fan of.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: It's not that I'm not a fan, bro. He did
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: such a good job, bro. Oh, incredible. I think he
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: passed away, actually. He did such a good job, though. Dude,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: so good, bro. So who does Snape get with? Snape's
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: supposed to get with his mom, huh? Snape and his mom,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: I guess, you know? But then Snape was... But Harry's
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: dad used to bully the fuck out this nigga Snape, huh? Yeah,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: because he was like a weirdo. He's like, fucking bitch, dude. Nah,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: I don't think they spit at that, fool. But he
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: did such a good job, fool, so my thing is,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Who knows, fool? I'm still going to
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: watch everything. Did you watch Wizards of Waverly Place? With
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: Selena Gomez? You're a fucking idiot. No, I'm just asking.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: Hold on. You did? Yeah. Who do you think would
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: win in a battle? Harry Potter or Selena Gomez from
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: Wizards of Waverly Place?
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: Harry Potter would beat the shit. Hermione would beat the
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: shit out of Selena Gomez.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: For sure? You think so? That Disney power. I don't know, papa.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? No, yeah. No shit, dickhead. Yeah,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: it was a little funny joke. A little jokey joke. Oh,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: he did die, man. Hey, RIP Ivan Rickman, man. Man,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: we drinking for you tonight, bro. Oh, my God. 1946.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: This was for sure racist.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: Old as fuck, bro. Imagine how he would feel that
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: a black man's playing him. He's probably turning around and
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: just great fucking doing backflips and shit. He's killing himself again.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: He's killing himself.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: Hey, hey.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait. He killed himself? No, no. Oh, at
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: least he's killing himself again. Oh, that's what I mean.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: He died.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Hey, also like in the wizarding world, fool, how do
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: you think they committed the unalignment of their selves, the unaliving?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: They just- Easy. Havada Kedavra right to your face. Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: for sure. Wait, wait. Havada Kedavra, what are they called?
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: Those spells? They're called like- The five deadly sins or
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: some shit like that. Like the curses. The curses, right?
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: The crucial, the one of the controlling them. They're like
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: against the law to use.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay. But anyone could do it? Yeah, because then... No, no,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: I'm asking. Anyone could do it? Like, if I was
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: a wizard, I could just do it? Yeah, but the...
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: Or do you have to learn it? Like, how does
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: that work? Yeah, I think so. But then also, I
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: think the wand tracks... Or, like.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: When you're a teen, that's why you can't use magic
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: outside of school because your wand is being detected by, like,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: the government, essentially.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: What? So, like, Harry and them?
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: That's why Harry almost got kicked out of Hogwarts.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: Because he used the Spectro Patrono. Yeah. Why are you laughing, bitch?
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: You're just a fucking nerd. That's all. Nerd ass bitch.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: When the demons were trying to get him and his cousin.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: So realistically, you're running around with a fucking gun? I
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: think so, yeah. That's insane, man. They have so much trust,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: you know? But their prisons must be insane, right? Yeah, Azkaban. Azkaban,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know. The mentors sucking the life out of you, papa.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: I'm going to let that right there suck the life
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: out of me. Hey, what would you do if you
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: had a wand, fool? I'd go rob a mosque and
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: just be like, pull out the hijabs. You're a fucking idiot.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know what are the popular spells? What can
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: you do? You can turn people to animals and shit
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: in Harry Potter? Yeah.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying if you had a wand. I'd rob
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: a fucking bank. Let's say like a normal life thing, fool.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: You're not a fucking criminal. Chill the fuck out.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, um... I would open a business where I repair stuff,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: and I would just use Reparo on everything. Easiest, fastest money. No,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: and nobody would go to you, bitch, because they could
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: just do that at their own house, you idiot. Oh,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: we're in the wizard world? Yes. Oh, I thought we
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: were here, and I have. Because what are you doing
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: taking off hijabs and shit, weird bitch? Like, obviously you're
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: not in the wizard world. What, you don't think Muslims
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: could be wizards? How does that work? I just seen
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: a comedian talking about this, actually. Did you see that?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: The comedian, he had a bit about, what if Jesus
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: was in Hogwarts? And then he was just like, he's
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: just a regular-ass dude. You get me? What? Do you
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: not get me? Do you not get me or no? Okay,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: so the joke was, okay, what if Jesus Christ was
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: in the Wizarding World, right? And they were like, oh,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: what can you do? He was like, I'll turn water
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: into wine. And then the dude says... The guy says, yeah,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: I was doing that when I was six, you know?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: Because they're all wizards. You got me? Oh, yeah. I
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: see what you're saying. So do you think they have
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: religion over there? Not that I... But they celebrate Christmas.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: You were saying that too, right? I don't think they
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: base it off Jesus or God. Yeah, it's probably just
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: like an... You know what?
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: If I haven't read the books in a long time,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: that's why I do want to read them before the
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: Christ child.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: Are there religions in... Oh. Well, you could probably pledge
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: your allegiance to Voldemort, right? No, no, no. All hail
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: the V. Is there anyone bigger than Voldemort? By the way,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: don't say that again, fool. Oh, my fault, bro. Chill out.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: Is there anyone bigger than that, fool? He's the top dog.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: He's the top bad guy. He's the top bad guy.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: That's it. This is Benjamin Netanyahu. Yeah.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: I just never understood the Horcrux shit. That shit was
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: confusing the fuck out of me. He basically gave his
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: life to different ways of doing it. I don't know.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: Have you seen the movies recently? No. You've never seen
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: the movies ever? I have. Yeah. Which is the one where...
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: My favorite is.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: Where's the one with Robert Pattinson in it? Edward from Twilight?
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: The fourth one, The Goblet of Fire. Goblet of Fire.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: That's our favorite. That shit's sick as fuck. Just because
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: you're such a child, just because of all the action
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: and shit. Yeah, hell yeah. It's cracking though. But you
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: got to watch them. Who's the one with the giant?
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: The one with the giant? The first movie? The second movie?
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: The giant? There's a giant in the school in Hogwarts.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: The first movie? The first movie. Yeah. Or is it
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: the second one? It's with that girl that looks like,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: the girl that's a ghost and she kind of looks
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: like Harry? Who's that? Oh, the second one. Who's that?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: That one, right? Yeah, that's her. Shout out my dog, Hagrid, bro. Oh,
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: for the Marilyn, the ghost? The one that essentially Voldemort killed? Oh,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: Voldemort killed her? I think so, when he was Tom Riddle. Oh, nice. Yeah.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: This was the second one. It was pretty good. Yeah,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: I like this scene. Big old dumbass. I ain't going
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: to lie, you got to re-watch them again. I don't
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: think so. I'll re-watch them if I'm with somebody. If
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: I'm with Oh my God, are you done having a
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: movie night? I'm done spending all day watching all seven
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: Harry Potter movies. I'll buy all the food. I'll provide
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: all the comfort and stuff. At your house?
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: Or do you want to rent out a hotel? I
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: ain't going to lie. That's weird. That's weird. Yeah, that's
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: gay shit. What about this? What about this? What about this?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: On the way to New York We sit right next
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: to each other, which I think we are. We don't
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: sit right next to each other. I'm sitting behind you.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: You want to do that? Yes, I've done it before. Yo,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: did you see Fantastic Beasts?
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: One time I was really sick, and my sister Erica,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: she had just, this is a funny story, she had
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: just came back from running away and shit, and my mom,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: my sister Erica, was getting her life together vibes. When
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: she was wilding as a kid, and one time I
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: was like, okay, you're back. You need to take care
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: of Danny. Me and my sister Erica, literally, she took
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: me to the store, robbed a gang of shit, and
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: me and my sister Erica watched all the Harry Potter movies.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: And I was really sick. And I remember it being
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: one of the best days of my life. Just hanging
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: out with my older sister as she committed a crime
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: with me, which could have.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: Taken me away from my mom. How much did she steal?
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: She's like, just buy one or two things. I'm going
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: to get the rest. Oh, she got a hell of
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: snacks and shit. Yeah. That's fire. She taught me how
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: to steal. She was really good at it. Great movies.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: I'm saying we could do this. No. I've watched all
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: of the- You're such a punk bitch because we'll sit
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: there and try- Let me talk. Let me talk. Let
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: me talk.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: We'll sit there and eat curry with your punk ass.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: All I have is for you folks to watch Harry Potter.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: 19 fucking hours? We could watch a max two movies,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: which are fucking crazy.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: You could do like four.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: Four movies in one day?
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: Four in one day and then four in the next. Yeah.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: You stupid bitch.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: They go by pretty quick.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: Do you guys want to do that? Do you want
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: to have a Harry Potter day? He's excited. He's so excited.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: Don't say that in front of him. You never watched it?
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 5: I think I only watched the first one.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: I think. Why?
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: Because they're not fucking serotes. If anything, you should like
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: these movies more.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 5: I know what you're talking about because I watched the
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 5: first one.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 4: You're a piece of shit.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: You're a piece of shit.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: That's fucked up.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: You're a piece of shit. Why? I'm not going to lie.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: There's going to be VIP entrance for you in hell. Literally.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: Why am I a piece of shit?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 4: There's a special place for you down there.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: I was talking about the fact that you guys were
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: both raised by your aunts and uncles. Like the fact
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: that you guys don't have parents.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: That's fucking crazy. Why are you laughing? Snigga, you're crazy. Hey,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: don't be saying that shit.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 4: Sorry.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: Lunch on him afterwards. Company card. I already paid for this.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: He already paid.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You really didn't like the movies?
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I just felt like they were too long.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro. I don't know why this movie... But to him,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: it's not a problem. Sopranos is an hour-long episode each time, right? But, Andrea,
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: you've never given him a chance? These aren't long movies.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: You watch... Two hour plus is a long movie. You're fucking... No,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: they're not.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: They all used to be that length. It's because you
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: have a short attention span.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: He does.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: And by the way, I used to watch Harry Potter
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: with you and Andrea. I just forgot how much this
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: bitch talks during movies game, bro.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be sick to my stomach. So what
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: does that mean?
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: Is that going to be something?
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: If you guys don't like me talking in movies, let's
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: just not watch together because I'm going to, I will
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: literally see what happened on the TV and then I'm
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: going to ask you, did you see that? And if
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: you can't be okay with that, then bro, don't fucking wait.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: I'm just, you're not going to watch all these movies.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: My house. Oh, wait. He has a bigger TV. That's true.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: The fuck? You've never been to her house. I have.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: I just went. How big is your TV? Yeah, I know.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying yours is huge. And I'm how big
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: is hers? And I do need to get, I'm going
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: to buy you a bean bag or a chair. Bitch,
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: why don't we watch it in your room? We can't.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: All my brother's going to be in bed. But no,
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: I have a big ass TV, but it's on the outside.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: Yours is like mine. Fuck no.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 4: Mine's not as big as yours.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: Yours is like this?
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 4: No, it's bigger than this.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: It's bigger than that. Oh, yeah. Oh, I think I have,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: I barely remember.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 4: He didn't even want to sit down. He's so weird.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: Why do you want to sit down in a dress house?
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: I sat down. I sat down. It's just Canela's over here.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: Her fucking dog keeps jumping at me. I'm just like,
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: please stop. Oh, for that day after we got the car,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: you were waiting right there. It was cool, though. Are
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: you not a fan of Canela? I didn't grow up
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: with dogs. You know what it is, fool? I learned
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: to like little dogs. I think big dogs are just
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: too much for me. No, you know what it is.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: Canela's fucking this big.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: That's what I said. But she was aggressive as fuck
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: all over my face. I was about to sock that bitch.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 4: She was happy.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: She was excited. Seriously. I was about to sock that bitch.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: She was jumping up and down.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: It's good for him being Muslim and from a third
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: world country just as yourself, just way worse. He's looking
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: at this shit like, damn, I can make this shit
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: a meal and be good. This shit's going to go
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: good with some ABC.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: What's lunch doing over here, huh? I think that's what
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: it is. So it's not your, it's you.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 5: No, he definitely walked in and he's like, damn, you
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 5: got to throw something in here.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 4: And I'm like.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: Wait, what the fuck? What'd I say? What'd I say, sir?
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 5: Like, oh, you should throw like a function, like a party.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: He was like, oh, why don't you.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. You made it sound horrible, dumbass. Is it nice? Yeah.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, bro, it's pretty spacious. I'm not going to lie.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: I like how your first thought was, let's have a
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: kickback here.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 4: That's literally the first thing he said.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: First thing I said, yeah. I walked in and I
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: said that. Is it a good place for a bender?
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: They're probably not a bender, bro. They're just kids, bro. Fuck. No, no, no.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: The kids are gone in the weekend. I would just...
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: How do we see... How do we go to benders?
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: We're talking about Harry Potter. I would like to watch
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: all of them in the crib. Yeah, I'm done. In
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: my crib? Yeah, in yours. We'll bring snacks. Bring your
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: own chair because, you know, this couch is fucking small.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: I have a couple of chairs, but not long enough
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: for it to be that big.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: I think if you extend the couch, it would be.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: We need beanbag vibes.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: Are you fucking crazy? But we are not going to
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: extend that fucking couch.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 5: Why not?
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: But we'll still all be grouped up.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 4: We're all not going to sit.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: We don't fit.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, facts. So beanbags? You want me to buy you
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: a beanbag? Yeah. Yeah? Where the fuck am I going
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: to put the beanbag? Your living room.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 4: You have space in your living room.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: In your living room. The reason I got a smaller couch,
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: because I had to stop having less kickbacks. And that worked.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: It did work, though. But now when we have kickbacks,
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: it's just difficult. That looks- I ain't going to lie, fool.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: I'll become a demon if I don't have a kickback, fool.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: I'll sleep in that bed. You won't use your bed
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: no more, huh? Fuck that shit. I don't even like
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: sleeping in my bed now. If I can sleep on
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: the couch, I'm out. Yeah?
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, me sleeping in the couch for so long in
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: my life, fool, that sometimes the couch would be smacking.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: Those naps in the couch would be smacking different than
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: in the bed. Yeah, for my cousin, my cousin, my
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: cousin Adam, that fool, when we'd be going to places,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: that fool could just sleep on the floor. Obviously, he
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: doesn't prefer it to, but he grew up sleeping on
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: the couch too, though. I get what you're saying. Is
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: it easy for you to sleep anywhere? Or is it
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: very difficult for you? Like, if there was a futon,
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: would you be able to just sleep on it? Yeah. Oh, yeah? Like,
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: when we go to the hotels? Yeah, but no shit, bitch.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know. For me, it's kind of like... Well,
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: because you're also like seven feet tall. Yeah, yeah. I
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: can't just sleep on a couch for you, you know? Oh, actually,
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: my couch. I can sleep on my couch. My couch
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: is very nice. It's like, it's very comfortable. What the
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: fuck are these right here, Andres? Futons. No, no, no, no.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: The one to the left. Like the floor ones. Oh,
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: that's some Japanese shit. Like pillows?
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: They just sleep on the floor. Like fucking fold out.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I used to just put a bunch
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: of boobies. Do you search up Japanese beds?
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: I think this is what it is, no? Basically, essentially
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: what that is, you fold the covijas and you put
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: them down to give you a little cushion.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: We used to put a bunch of blankets and that
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: would be like the bad one when we slept over
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: and shit. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Japanese with Japanese futon. Did
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: you guys do that too? I did that.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 3: When family would come over, we'd go to the family's house,
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: we'd fold up the sheets.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: Jakarta, do you guys have like the Chinese dividers in
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: your brother's room?
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: No. Idiot. Stupid bitch. No, I'm a stupid bitch because
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: that's the question. It's free ball, bro. Everybody sees everything. See,
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: now that looks comfy, bro. I would like to see
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: one of those.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 3: This looks good.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Damn. By the way, I met your girl very
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: nice girl. Cool. Yeah, I liked her. Nice, thanks. She
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: smoked a little bit as well, but I think that's
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: you guys. Watch your mouth, bro. But I did like
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: her overall. She's a nice young lady. Thank you. What
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: about my little brother? That punk bitch. Nah, you guys hug.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: By the way, your brother, you know he was wrong
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: in that situation. Yeah, he's joking though, bro. We're just trolling.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: He's a troll, bro. He likes a troll, bro. I'm
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: not a troll, bro. I get busy, you know? I
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: get busy. By the way, you know what was trolling
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: me this morning? Who? Costco could suck a dick. Well,
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: watch your fucking mouth, bro. Costco just started carrying Amigos Toxicos.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: So watch your fucking mouth. If you're dissing them, if
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: you're dissing Costco, you're dissing the Chico's. Are you dissing
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: the Chico's? Fuck them all.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: No, fool, I went to Costco, so my tire, I
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: went to the gym, my tire was... When I got
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: out of the gym, my tire was low.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: It was flat. I went across. Tell me why this
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: fool goes, they check the tire. Guess how much for
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: a new tire?
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: How much? $ 220.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: For the tire? Yes. Is that bad? For which one?
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: The big one?
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: Or the Honda?
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: The Honda. Tripping. We go, he says, because we scrape
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: like the... I forgot exactly. No, no, no. Not the rim.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 2: The tire. We go to a little mom and pop shop.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: He's like, it's good.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: But you could just get a used one and then
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: you go to your car guy and then they check
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: it and that's it.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: $ 50. Costco was tripping. And then he's like, I recommend
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: you get two so it doesn't go side to side.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: What do you mean? Costco on it. And then my
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: shit is a Michelin. Yeah. Is that what it's called?
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Michelin.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: The best brand probably, right?
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 3: It's up there.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: What's the other best one?
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 3: Uh, it's the fucking.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: He recommended the Brixton, whatever the fuck.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's a good brand, too.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: I was like, bro, you're tripping balls.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: No, the Bridgestone.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: Bridgestone. Bridgestone, there it is.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: I was like, bro, you're fucking tripping, dog.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 6: But the fact that he tried to tell you that
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 6: you got to get two, so it's balanced, it's fucking stupid.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: I was like, you lying, motherfucker.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: For sure he was trying to sell.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was trying to sell. Upsell. That's the thing, bro.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: You have to upsell. Like the show Tires I watch,
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: one of the guys, they, oh, it's the plot. Okay,
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: they have an auto. Okay, it's like a, okay, so
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: they work in a tire shop. And when they find,
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: so when you, okay, so like, let's say, let's say
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: when you go to, okay. Okay, all right. So when, okay, look. Okay,
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: when you go to a place, like, all right, listen up. Hey,
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: hear me out, guys. When you go to, like, a
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: tire shop, do they ever check the tire and then
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: they tell you a bunch of other shit's wrong with
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: your fucking car? To women. Oh, not to men? They
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: do that to women. They do that to you? And
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: what do you say?
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 5: That's why I go to a specific place.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: That you know you recommend it.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 5: Because the senior knows me, and he's not going.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 4: To play me like that.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, so they just want it done.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 3: Probably give her a cheaper price trying to get over it.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: He does, actually.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 4: He does.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: And you take advantage of that.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 4: My kid's dad used to go there, and so now
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 4: I go there.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: So I go to the car for you, then I
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: slap that ass? For that $ 30, I'm with it. $ 30?
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: I think. I'm going to tell you. I'm glad that
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 2: somebody smacked my ass for a free tire. Well, first
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: you need a car. I have one. It's outside. So today... Today,
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 2: I think the dude recognized me.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: Not the fool that was working there, but I think
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: that fool told him, and he's like, oh, I'm going
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: to try to get this fool.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. And I was like, 20 to 20.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, buddy, put it back. And then
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: he's like, I can't put it back, actually. What do
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: you mean? It's a liability. You have a spare? Suck
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 2: my dick. Fool, they were tripping, fool. Costco was tripping.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: So did they put it back?
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: No, they put the spare, and then with the spare,
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: I drove to- Another spot. To another spot, and then they,
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: 50 bucks, and then I gave the guy the tip.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: 50 bucks for what?
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: To get a used tire, and then I got to go.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: And then I have to take the tire I bought
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: from the tire shop, and I'm like, hey, man, look,
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: this is what happened.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: Y'all told me it was going to last this long.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: And I tipped the other for the last time, so
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 2: hopefully it shows me love. That's pretty much it. Hell yeah.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: It is worth it. And then now you can go
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: back there, you know?
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: And honestly, if you're cool with using, like, you change
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: your tires every six months, buy the used ones, they're
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: pretty cheap. But those tires that you get that are, like,
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: when you get, like, all four brand new, they'll last
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: if you take good care of them.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: You feel me? They'll last. Do you guys ever like- But.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: Like rainy day schedule is like money season for them
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: food because food start popping in their tires.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: Getting into accidents and shit.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 2: Tire shops make pretty, that seems like a lucrative company.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: It just depends. Like business. Food, who knows? I don't know.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: You know what? Weather matters.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: So I'm pretty sure a tire shop like in Arizona,
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: like it's hot. Tires might wear out more. I don't know.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: Who knows?
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: You got to know like the logistics and the like- Especially-
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: You know what I was thinking too, food? Do you
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: think tire foods put nails on purpose in food's tires?
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: At construction sites, fuck yeah. Around them?
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: What do you mean? No, he means like if he
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 2: goes in to get his car checked and someone put
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: a nail in there. Is that what you mean? Like
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: let's say I go like, hey man, can you check
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 2: my tire?
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 6: That shit, bro, like around fucking, like if there's a
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 6: tire shop and then there's like construction happening around, like
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 6: there's for sure like, well, some could say that it's
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 6: from the construction construction, but you're going to tell me
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 6: that there's a fucking tire shop right there. They're like,
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 6: oh yeah, it happens a lot.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: You get what I'm saying?
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 6: Or like at AutoZone. I've gotten nails stuck at AutoZone.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 6: Why the fuck is there nails at AutoZone? Those little
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 6: fucking mechanics outside that want to help. Oh, I know
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 6: somebody down the street that could help you.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: It's all a scam you're trying to say? That's what
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 2: I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, you think
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: if my tire pressure is low and all it needs
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: is a patch, right?
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: Let's just say all it needs is a patch.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: And when I give it to them fools, when I'm
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: not looking, they just take a needle in real quick,
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: a little fucking nail patch.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: And leave it in or take it out. Leave it.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 5: Hey, man.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: Hey, man, I'm now stuck. Man, you're going to need
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: a whole new tire. If you're not paying attention, you're
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: going to be like, fuck, give me the new tire.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: And they just got rid of a used tire they
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: already have.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: Most people are going to just get the used one
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: because I'll come back in seven months and get another one.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 2: What the fuck, you know? I don't... I don't think so. Yeah,
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 3: I'd say his is more believable.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: His is more believable.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: It happens at, like, janky-ass fucking tire.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: Shops, for sure. Yeah, like South Central. South Central, yeah. Yeah,
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: that's my whole thing, fool.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 5: Because the señor, when he takes off the tire, like,
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 5: he'll show me, like, right there in the end, like,
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 5: what it has.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: What does he show you in the back? Come play
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 2: with this wrench.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 3: The monkey wrench.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 2: The monkey wrench.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 4: My kids are here.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. Well, we're out of here, you guys. We
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 2: love you guys so much. Hold up, hold up, hold up. Wait,
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 2: one more thing.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 3: I just want to do a really good episode.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: Spelling bee, fuck you, Andres. Spelling bee. Turn around. Can
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 2: we get some food? Andrea. It was ordered already.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: You didn't want any?
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 2: You didn't want any?
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: I didn't know it was that. All right.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: Ready? First word, aerodynamics.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got a bitch. A-E-R-O-D-Y-N-A-M-I-C?
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 3: Yes. Second word, grammatically.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 2: Fuck. Say it again. Grammatically. You want to get that?
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 2: Say it one more time, sorry.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: Grammatically.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: Can you use it in a sentence?
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 3: That is grammatically incorrect.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 2: You're a fucking bitch. Can I get definition?
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 3: Something having to do with grammar.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: What is the origin of the word? The U.S. All right.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: I think it's G-R-A-M-M-A-R. No? Oh, go. G-R-A-M-M-A-T-I-C-A-L-L-Y. Correct. Yeah.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 3: Third word. Mitochondria.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 2: M-I-T-O-C-H-O-N-D-R-I-A. Did I get that right? All right.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 3: Let's finish off with this one. Quintessential.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: Quintessential? Q-U-I... No, I swear to God. Stupid bitch. Wallahi, no. Q-U-I-T... Oh, no. Q-U... Quintessential? Yeah.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 3: Q-U-I-N-T-I-S-S-E-N... No.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 2: Fuck you, bitch. What is it? Essential. Essential.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 3: It's E-S-S-E-N-T-I-A-L.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 2: It's hard. If I had a pen and a paper,
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 2: I could spell everything out, you know? Exhilarate. All right, bro.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up. E-X-H-I-L-E-R-A-T-E. Something like that? A-R-A-T-E.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 3: You're smart.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: Thank you. All right, guys. This has been Cheeseman with
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 2: Duno in Jakarta. This has been a fucking... And we have...
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 2: Hold on, buddy. Hold on, buddy. We're breaking free, we're soaring, flying.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 2: We have three shows. Cheesemade with Juno and Jakarta's the
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 2: best detour. November 15, San Francisco. November 12, Modesto. December 30, Phoenix.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 2: See you there, bitch.