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Mark interviews WOR weeknight host Jimmy Failla. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Mister New York Mart Simone on WR.
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  Speaker 2: Well Gimmy Fla, The Great Talk Show hosts them fabulous comedian.
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  Speaker 2: You know, he does an excellent show here every night
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  Speaker 2: at nine o'clock tonight nine to midnight. Every weeknight nine
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  Speaker 2: to midnight wor You'll Love It. Hey also on the
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  Speaker 2: weekend Saturday Night does the best late night talk show
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  Speaker 2: in television, Saturday nights at ten, Fox News Channel best
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  Speaker 2: monologue in TV. Donald Trump watches the show. He loves
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  Speaker 2: it and has tweeted about it every Saturday night on
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  Speaker 2: Fox at ten. Jimmy Fayla, how you doing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fat and drunk because I went to Patsy's the
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  Speaker 1: other night nice and pound for pound is the best
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  Speaker 1: food you're gonna eat anywhere. Okay, I love Patsy's. But
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  Speaker 1: what I did not know about patsy because I've been
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  Speaker 1: reading about it since I was five, is they refill
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  Speaker 1: a wine glass like they're a fraternity brother. So I
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  Speaker 1: went there and was just having what I thought with
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  Speaker 1: a subsistut of commonnversation about show biz and life and politics.
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  Speaker 1: And by the end of it, I went from talking
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  Speaker 1: to one people to seeing three people at my page yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I was. I was able to. I was able
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  Speaker 1: to stuff veal chop my way out of it. So
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  Speaker 1: it was a week man. Good for them.
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  Speaker 2: Well, check out Jimmy Paylo's instagram. You can see pictures
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  Speaker 2: of him at Patsy Sala Courus the Great Owner, and
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  Speaker 2: you got to see all the Sinatra memorabilia and stuff there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was crazy to me because you understand,
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  Speaker 1: like I grew up in Levittown on Long Island, and
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  Speaker 1: I loved gossip pages like Liz Smith, Cindy Adams, page six,
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  Speaker 1: all that stuff, and they always talk about Patsy's and
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  Speaker 1: every Sinatra book I ever read talks about passies. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: Johnny Carson talks about everybody talks about passy. So I've
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  Speaker 1: never went. So that was like my actual Mayflower, except
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  Speaker 1: they didn't have turkey on the boat. They had veal.
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  Speaker 1: But it was so good. So I've been I have,
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  Speaker 1: I've been singing their praises as good. But I got
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  Speaker 1: to stop talking about it because Wardrobe, you know, this
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  Speaker 1: was supposed to be eating carbs Monday through Friday in
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  Speaker 1: big trouble over here.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get fined next time. Order the Sinatra meal.
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  Speaker 2: Sala will make it for you. No, it's not that good.
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  Speaker 2: The food at Patsy's is phenomenal, it's great. But he
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  Speaker 2: always had I didn't think I don't think he had
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  Speaker 2: the best taste in food. He always liked this plain,
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  Speaker 2: dried out stuff. It was.
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  Speaker 1: But that's also wide like he's he's you know, he's
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  Speaker 1: a skinny singer. You know, that's Sinatra was definitely drinking
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  Speaker 1: his calorie. You know, if you order the Sinatra drink,
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  Speaker 1: they bring you a funnel. It doesn't come in a glass,
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  Speaker 1: So I think it's a different I think it's a
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  Speaker 1: different animal. But yeah, I just just I loved it
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  Speaker 1: so much so I had to sing their praises.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a famous Don Rickles loved Patsies. Everybody
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  Speaker 2: loved all the great comedians. You know, when you when
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  Speaker 2: you walk in those pictures on the wall there, it's
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  Speaker 2: like comedians you forgot about from like the fifties and
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  Speaker 2: sixties and great stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, right right now, the only comedian anyone's forgetting
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  Speaker 1: about is Jimmy Kimmel.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Jimmy Kimmel got all kinds of he's putting down
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  Speaker 2: Mark Waynemullen because he used to be a plumber. Why
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  Speaker 2: I thought was it wasn't Jimmy Kimmel a blue collar
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  Speaker 2: guy himself at one point.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you'd think Jimmy Kimmel would want a plumber
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  Speaker 1: around just to get his ratings out of a toilet.
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  Speaker 1: You guys need a plumber over there at ABC. Like
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  Speaker 1: my show is more popular than Jimmy Kimmel's show. That's
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  Speaker 1: not supposed to happen. Like I'm not kidding, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: I am not special report over here. I am special
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  Speaker 1: at Okay, I'm having a nice time on the TV.
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  Speaker 1: I am not supposed to be taken seriously. And they
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  Speaker 1: took as you know, a legacy network medium and destroyed it,
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  Speaker 1: like Late Night has been destroyed, like it's not coming back,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm not happy about that because I worshiped it
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  Speaker 1: growing up and I hate like I'm like a survivor,
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  Speaker 1: like me and Guttfelder are doing normal numbers, okay, that
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  Speaker 1: late night hosts are supposed to do well. Not no
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  Speaker 1: one's doing a Johnny Carson number, obviously, because Johnny Carson
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  Speaker 1: was the you know, the greatest guy to ever do this,
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  Speaker 1: and there were like eight channels when he was on,
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  Speaker 1: But he would that good that he would have been
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  Speaker 1: the biggest guy in any era with any amount of channels.
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  Speaker 1: But the point is those guys aren't doing our job.
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  Speaker 1: Like our job is comedy. When you think of Rodney Dangerfield,
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  Speaker 1: especially on the Tonight Show, Okay, because it's really where
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  Speaker 1: he would kill the hardest, you know, is you'd watch
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  Speaker 1: him break Johnny into nothing and it was just so
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  Speaker 1: funny to watch because you could feel the impact of
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  Speaker 1: the punchline. And Rodney's catchphrase was I don't get no respect.
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  Speaker 1: It was not I know more about border security than Mark.
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  Speaker 1: Wayne Mullin does like that crazy to me? You're clean
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  Speaker 1: it like, what are you even doing? You know, stay
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  Speaker 1: in your lane? And it just drives me nuts. Man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, can you imagine if Rodney came out to the
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  Speaker 2: Trump was a fascist?
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  Speaker 1: It's no kings, Democracy's on the boat. Who the worst
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  Speaker 1: would have killed it? Who was it?
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  Speaker 2: It was Vince Faughn the other day said, I'm trying
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  Speaker 2: to watch late night TV. I don't want to be
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  Speaker 2: yelled at. I don't want to be lectured, I know, scolded.
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  Speaker 2: It's an arrogant kind of thing.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't it. Yes, And that's that's what's wrong with it,
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  Speaker 1: for real. It's not that it's political, it's that it's purposeful.
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  Speaker 1: Political is fun. You can make fun of politicians. I
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  Speaker 1: do it every Saturday night, okay, But at no point
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  Speaker 1: do I stop talking and go. And that's why we
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  Speaker 1: have to vote this way. That's a purpose, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. And that's what they've turned late night into.
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  Speaker 1: They've turned late night into five nights a week with
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  Speaker 1: that one aunt who ruins Thanksgiving, you know, And you
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  Speaker 1: don't want that, you just you don't want that out
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  Speaker 1: of the medium. And we're not supposed to et comics. Again,
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  Speaker 1: we shouldn't looked down on people because we are the fools.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's what the origin of a comedian is.
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  Speaker 1: The guy that was juggling for the emperor, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the fool the king, Bring me my fool, you know
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  Speaker 1: that whole thing. Yea, And again, wellk you know this,
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  Speaker 1: When you get into comedy, they pay you in chicken
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  Speaker 1: fingers and drink ticket the first five years, and the
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  Speaker 1: chicken figures keep coming, but they usually take away the
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  Speaker 1: Drake's exit by year six to thomics. Oh but that's
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  Speaker 1: the point. We're not supposed to get up there and
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  Speaker 1: act like we know better. The whole point of our
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  Speaker 1: existence is to make you feel better about the fact
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  Speaker 1: that none of us know what we're doing. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, if you want to see how late nights you're
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  Speaker 2: supposed to look, watch Jimmy Fayla Saturday nights at ten
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  Speaker 2: Fox News Channel. And it's the best monologue in television.
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  Speaker 2: It's long, and it's it's bipartisan. You go after both sides, right,
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  Speaker 2: it's what you're supposed to do.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, like we did. We did eight minutes
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  Speaker 1: last week on Christy Nolman whatever it was the week
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  Speaker 1: she got fired. Last week, I was yelling at John
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  Speaker 1: Soon for not passing the Stay Act. But Trump likes
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  Speaker 1: it because he wants to be laught at, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. He wants like in a perfect world
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  Speaker 1: for him. Okay, the late night shows would make fun
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  Speaker 1: of him all day like they were roasting someone. They
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  Speaker 1: just wouldn't be like trying to stop him, you know.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the thing, my show. If you hated Fox,
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  Speaker 1: if you hated Trump, okay, you shouldn't hate me because
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  Speaker 1: you can never hate me as much as I hate myself.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, come on, man, but the point is my
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  Speaker 1: show it's just syrup. Okay, We're just taking the news
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  Speaker 1: and we're putting a lot of syrup or honey or
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  Speaker 1: whatever the heck you want to tell me is on there.
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  Speaker 1: Just to make it like a fun house mirror version
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  Speaker 1: of the news. That's all it is. It's like you're
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  Speaker 1: watching the week recap if it was fun instead of
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  Speaker 1: the world was on fire.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. The other reason Trump loves it it reminds him
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  Speaker 2: of Johnny Carson, Don Rickles, that kind of stuff. That
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  Speaker 2: kind of feel too. And you can listen to Jimmy
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  Speaker 2: Taylor too nine to midnight every night on WR nine
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  Speaker 2: to midnight. Hey, this is decision about meta Facebook YouTube
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  Speaker 2: that it's their fault the poor girls or victims they
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  Speaker 2: got addicted. Are they really victims? I mean, just turn
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  Speaker 2: it off, don't look at it. Isn't it that simple?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I never understood that either. I don't think because
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  Speaker 1: I didn't grow up in that era. I always laugh
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  Speaker 1: when I hear about cyberbullying because I'm like, just shut
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  Speaker 1: off the freaking you know, like go out. It's amazing
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  Speaker 1: how a lot of our problems are social media problems,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like look at politics. The issues we're fighting
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  Speaker 1: over are the same. We're just doing it differently because
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  Speaker 1: the guy you disagree with now lives in your pockets
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  Speaker 1: twenty four hours a day, in your phone. But it's
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  Speaker 1: like if everyone just walked out the freaking door watch
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  Speaker 1: in a while, looked around. I know it's getting a
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  Speaker 1: little bit less safe and mom, Donnie's New York, but
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  Speaker 1: you could try. You get out there and live a
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  Speaker 1: little bit, you know, give the world a chance. Man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, hey what about Iran? President thinks maybe two and
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  Speaker 2: a half more weeks. Do you think that that's it?
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  Speaker 2: It'll be over soon?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean it's not looking good. I mean that
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  Speaker 1: we what are they on their third eye a tola?
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what's happening. It's like every one
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  Speaker 1: of these other liberal outlets like to get on TV
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  Speaker 1: and say it's chaos. We don't know what they're doing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like their eye a toola is on a milk
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  Speaker 1: carton right now, like they didn't know what the guy
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  Speaker 1: is Like, how are you going to tell me? In
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  Speaker 1: what world? Are they winning the war? If we couldn't
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  Speaker 1: find a president in this country? For three weeks and
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  Speaker 1: it's happened with Biden. But I'm just saying, since get
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  Speaker 1: chaotic when it goes down that way.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Jimmy Fayler hates on every night nine to midnight
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  Speaker 2: on w o R. What do you have tonight on
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  Speaker 2: the show.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh, it's Thursday night, So understand we're getting a little
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  Speaker 1: crazy tonight. I'm bringing in just two comedians that are
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  Speaker 1: going to be on my TV show this weekend, and
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  Speaker 1: we're just going to make fun of the news. That's
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  Speaker 1: all it is. You get Ryan, Ryan Reese. I'm getting
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  Speaker 1: Mick Thomas on They Tomas a great Irish comment from
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  Speaker 1: Long Island, and I want to talk to him about
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  Speaker 1: the U two Springsteen protest tour. Did you see Springsteen's
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  Speaker 1: going on tour? Yeah, it starts. He's starting Tuesday night
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  Speaker 1: in Minneapolis. That's where the Springsteen start tarts starts. And
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  Speaker 1: the good news is, like, you know, a lot of
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  Speaker 1: Springsteen's fans have kids, obviously, but Minneapolis is perfect because
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  Speaker 1: they've got five hundred empty Somali daycare, so your kids
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  Speaker 1: will be great.
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  Speaker 2: Well, listen tonight every weeknight, Jimmy fail is on nine
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  Speaker 2: to midnight and make sure you watch his show on
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  Speaker 2: Fox News Channels, best late night show on television Saturday
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  Speaker 2: at ten And if people want to come watch your
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  Speaker 2: tape it on Friday, they can get the tickets right.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, the tickets are always free Foxacross America dot Com.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to tell your date they were free,
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  Speaker 1: it's a great So it makes the show look so
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  Speaker 1: much last year.
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  Speaker 2: Than it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's a nice night out if you guys want to go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a great, great idea for a Friday night date.
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  Speaker 2: Just Fox across America dot com. Get the tickets. Jimmy Fayla,
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  Speaker 2: thanks for being with us.
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  Speaker 1: You're the best.
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  Speaker 2: Marx soon all right, take care. Hey, if we get
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