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8: Make $180,000 By Pooping | #ISawThisOnTheInternt · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Today's episode of today's episode of Saw on the Internet
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  Speaker 1: me kem on stage, Rum Green Jr. Kishi brandonis we
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  Speaker 1: talk about random stuff that's on the Internet. If you
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  Speaker 1: want to submit a question Internet at chemal on stage.
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  Speaker 1: You want to submit a picture poison Internet at Chemo stage,
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  Speaker 1: email there and the producer will look at it. The
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  Speaker 1: first story today, I discovered how to earn up to
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  Speaker 1: one hundred and eighty thousand dollars a year by pooping. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what happens is you can donate your poop to science.
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  Speaker 1: They study your bowel movements, your gut health, and basically
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  Speaker 1: the more you poop it's more lucrative. If you could
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  Speaker 1: do multiple poops a day, you get more more money.
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  Speaker 2: Tell y'all right, now.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, hold on to finish it off. Are you
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  Speaker 3: sending that.
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  Speaker 1: In like, uh, you met poop or are you at
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  Speaker 1: the crib like you have like those kind of like
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  Speaker 1: the peak ups.
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  Speaker 2: You have to submit it. You got to submit it
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  Speaker 2: to the to the people, So you got to get
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  Speaker 2: a little personal Okay you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but one hundred and eight thousand dollars a year, yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: solid I put I pulled for free.
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  Speaker 4: You don't put just fish.
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  Speaker 2: My guts are better now.
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  Speaker 5: I used to only go like a couple of times
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  Speaker 5: a week, but I like pretty much every morning.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm regular, so I can make that ten thousand
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  Speaker 1: dollars a month. That's how a fifteen grand solid? Yeah poop,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah all the time, hondred and eighty I can give.
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  Speaker 2: I can pull. I pulled to I pulled two fifty
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  Speaker 2: out of that for sure. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That info.
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  Speaker 1: All I'm doing is sending poop. All you doing is
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  Speaker 1: that's that's solid. What we out here struggling creating money.
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  Speaker 1: It's so manywhere I don't want nobody out there to
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  Speaker 1: say they they ain't got no money. You can you
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  Speaker 1: can figure some stuff out.
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  Speaker 2: Okay what you say, Okay, okay, sure it's uh.
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  Speaker 1: According to Human Microbes, the company perspective, poop donors must
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  Speaker 1: be in the tiny point one percent of people who
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  Speaker 1: are still healthy enough to qualify as a high quality
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  Speaker 1: store still donor. That means you must be an exceptional,
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  Speaker 1: exceptional physical and mental health.
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  Speaker 2: I can do that. I got it. I wouldn't say
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  Speaker 2: I mean people probably.
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  Speaker 1: Not bad.
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  Speaker 5: Polynesians. They're gonna be like this.
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  Speaker 4: This is the same we're getting the same info.
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  Speaker 2: Look at this, he got the exceptional physical health.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, but what does that mean though, because hold
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  Speaker 6: on now, we can't just throw my black because.
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  Speaker 7: There's some defensive tackles out to get on your ass.
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  Speaker 2: You know, but that don't mean exceptional physical.
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  Speaker 6: It is an exceptional physical them niggas running both.
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  Speaker 4: Come on now, listen.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not yeah, I'm not mad at that. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Maybe I do it for like six months.
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  Speaker 1: Just stack up real quick. It's five hundred dollars per poop.
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  Speaker 1: That's how they get That's how they that's how they
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  Speaker 1: got it. I could have made this month this morning,
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  Speaker 1: I could have made five hundred probably later in the night.
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  Speaker 5: That's a quick thousand.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to see how many poops you gotta do.
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  Speaker 2: I can only do if I do one to a day.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, it might be sixty.
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  Speaker 2: That's only three sixty poops the times you got boo boo, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: oh I do.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I'm maxed out way more than three sixty
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  Speaker 1: times TIMEI times five hundred money.
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  Speaker 5: You know that bad.
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  Speaker 2: But you ain't got to see.
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  Speaker 1: But you're not thinking right, you forget you pooping the
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  Speaker 1: rag like if you were regular poop.
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  Speaker 4: But that's that's you just do it.
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  Speaker 2: You ain't got to do.
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  Speaker 1: Anything times once a day.
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  Speaker 2: That's once a day, and five days you gotta go twice.
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  Speaker 1: You're not in the good because you think, because you're
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  Speaker 1: thinking about it, you.
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  Speaker 2: Gotta you gotta take it in snow. Yeah, you do
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  Speaker 2: because you don't want to. Because everything you go to
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  Speaker 2: the bathroom, you be like, what am I doing?
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  Speaker 1: Start to feel like work in the morning, Like, so do.
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  Speaker 2: I before I go to the but we need more.
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  Speaker 4: Time.
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  Speaker 2: It's every time.
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  Speaker 1: You do you get what that's easy.
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  Speaker 2: Word. I ain't gonna lie. That's easy. You don't even
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  Speaker 2: gonna affect your data. That's included.
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  Speaker 1: Ship.
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  Speaker 2: What you're doing ship for six years?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, six figure only.
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  Speaker 5: And that's the job I can do for the rest
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  Speaker 5: of my life.
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  Speaker 1: There are people who hands up bleeding and they haven't
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  Speaker 1: made six figures and they lie.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, man, he gona we're still roasting, stinking as.
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  Speaker 1: You can't tell nobody that you can't do it for
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  Speaker 1: the money.
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  Speaker 2: Doodo booty air moving old mom. Wow. Black people roast
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  Speaker 2: you for things, don't.
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  Speaker 7: You know, flicking at old leading lid down, looking at
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  Speaker 7: that boy. Ain't no, ain't no punch?
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  Speaker 2: Ye what he was like that? Maybe I said to
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  Speaker 2: this job man, my friends killing me. In the group
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  Speaker 2: chat they talked about Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: You know that means at the beginning you're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: a little cumbersome.
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  Speaker 2: That mean you're gonna get doodo on your hand for show.
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  Speaker 2: Wait wait, what what you got you into this? Into
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  Speaker 2: the thing? What about in the water and our school?
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  Speaker 1: Let me see what what you say? I said to
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  Speaker 1: get personal.
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  Speaker 2: I guess you had. I thought you wouldn't try the cup.
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  Speaker 5: It should be very I mean, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, yeah, yeah, make my money if I run.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, they need solid.
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  Speaker 5: In the form of likes.
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  Speaker 2: It's human microbes dot Com. By the way, that's the
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  Speaker 2: next company.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody, don't hear about to go today?
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  Speaker 2: Your fan base is about to be balling.
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  Speaker 1: As long as y'all put in a little patriot give
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  Speaker 1: back to the man, send it to you gotta see it,
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  Speaker 1: don't you can make it?
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  Speaker 2: Thank you? Melo.
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  Speaker 4: The postal, the postal, the postal worker.
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  Speaker 1: He's gonna be like I don't every time I opened
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  Speaker 1: the mailbox is a fart everything.
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  Speaker 8: Your nail tail many.
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  Speaker 2: That company.
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  Speaker 1: That company is about to get the influence of people today.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, where did all these negroes come from? Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: That's great, that's great. I don't that's that's nigga.
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  Speaker 1: This there's some times in my life that would when
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  Speaker 1: I first went to l a, oh, nigga, been working.
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  Speaker 2: Over the time, let me collect, let me, let me love.
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  Speaker 1: I would eat ten times a day if.
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  Speaker 2: The physical shape is a part of it.
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  Speaker 8: For that job.
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  Speaker 1: Nigga, impeccable, impeccable, impeccable body, good physical health, good mental health,
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  Speaker 1: and poop basically once a day.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah's not there though. When you did.
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  Speaker 1: That, you're down bad best she said.
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  Speaker 2: Bunch of money that is. That's a lot that people
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  Speaker 2: don't realize how hard it people.
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  Speaker 1: I hate this this narrative on the internet where it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: my man, need to make a hund of care, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: It is a tough task to get to your sick
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  Speaker 1: to get the six figure. There's a lot of average
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  Speaker 1: people out They do not make six figures ever, made
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  Speaker 1: night figures at a job. It's thirty eight years of
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  Speaker 1: working a regular job, is I was, Oh, no, I
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  Speaker 1: did for a little bit, but but it's still death
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  Speaker 1: for like the last nigga. Let me when I found
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  Speaker 1: out how much the white folks was making. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I found out their niggas are making two longs. But
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  Speaker 1: it's a it's a tough thing. So to poop and
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  Speaker 1: get one hundred and eighty k Hey, man.
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  Speaker 2: Do you doing ten thousand a month?
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  Speaker 1: You're doing You can live nice, you live solid.
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  Speaker 2: You picked the right place. Yeah, you live. But if
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  Speaker 2: you say you live good, he's talking about l A
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  Speaker 2: L fifty thousand, mon, you're living good.
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  Speaker 7: That Yeah, you go to Atlanta or living like a king?
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  Speaker 1: You know how often? And this is unhealthy the amount
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  Speaker 1: of time I spend thinking about living in Atlanta. It
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  Speaker 1: looks like assulting just just how much land and house.
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  Speaker 1: And so when I go to Melissa dad house, bro
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  Speaker 1: his ridiculous. The amount of the nigga yard go all
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  Speaker 1: the way back, all the way on the side, you
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  Speaker 1: got it, the stadium.
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  Speaker 2: He got a creek in his back yard.
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  Speaker 1: The driveway, that's that country. My car can't even fit
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  Speaker 1: in my driveway. If my car is up against the
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  Speaker 1: front of the garage. It's covering the side. My grandmother
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  Speaker 1: has her own road, her own her own road. That's
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  Speaker 1: how much land is own road in the country.
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  Speaker 5: Country.
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  Speaker 2: My dad.
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  Speaker 1: Even my dad's house, who's not as big as Melissa'
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  Speaker 1: dad house, but his backyard.
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  Speaker 2: He was thinking about building a small house in his backyard.
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  Speaker 2: He was like, I got to talk to the city,
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  Speaker 2: but I get the permit.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, I could build my My grandma moved
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  Speaker 1: there because I was thinking about being her little like
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  Speaker 1: one better.
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  Speaker 2: You know they have those tiny houses and stuff.
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  Speaker 5: He was thinking about.
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  Speaker 2: My backyard. The dog got to run this way because
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  Speaker 2: you can't go back, and he got to run on.
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  Speaker 1: The side of the You can't man ain't nowhere else
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  Speaker 1: got nowhere. I'd be so mad that in the South,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be like, damn, y'all don't even know how good
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  Speaker 1: y'all have it.
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  Speaker 2: My neighbor. When I go to there, I could put
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  Speaker 2: my kids in school. This I don't.
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  Speaker 1: But the studio is here, and I got the leases,
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  Speaker 1: and I be thinking because I'm coming up on when
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  Speaker 1: they're gone my kids. When Joe graduates, it is at
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  Speaker 1: the same time that all the leases expire. If it
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  Speaker 1: was ever a chance for me to go. He got
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  Speaker 1: about three years left. We got three years on this
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  Speaker 1: and three years on the other one. We're gonna be like,
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  Speaker 1: I want that yard. You gotta drive, you gotta yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to have to pick up dog pool.
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  Speaker 2: You just go way down there. I'm coming up on my.
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  Speaker 1: Ten years in la in March, and I've been thinking,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, does it make sense to stay here?
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  Speaker 2: I be thinking about that a lot.
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  Speaker 1: But but then when I find because here's the thing
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  Speaker 1: I'm done with Cole, I'm I'm like, yeah, weather like
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  Speaker 1: cold weather.
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  Speaker 2: I am not with.
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  Speaker 1: That ship no more, like I'm telling you, so that's
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  Speaker 1: the only thing that that's the only thing that really
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  Speaker 1: be having me, Like, where would I really.
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  Speaker 2: That's a planet, nigga.
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  Speaker 1: It's November and and be hot outside still in the day.
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  Speaker 5: I'm making an appointment this week to go get my
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  Speaker 5: egg count check, and that's going to determine how long
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  Speaker 5: I stay in l A.
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  Speaker 1: That's fair looking like, And then people like, would you
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  Speaker 1: move back to Atlanta? I'm like, Atlanta has a special
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  Speaker 1: place in my heart because that's where we started all
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  Speaker 1: this stuff. But I'm just like, I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: I want to go back. I feel like when I
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  Speaker 1: go back, as soon as I get there and be like,
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  Speaker 1: I need palm, I need, I need to go, I need,
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  Speaker 1: I need to be.
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  Speaker 2: So what I love about l I love a palm tree,
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  Speaker 2: a beach, a mountain. Let me tell you what.
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  Speaker 1: But Miami, Wow, that time I go to Miami getting
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  Speaker 1: every time I got to take a red eye to
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  Speaker 1: get to a show on Friday, and I gotta leave
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  Speaker 1: on Thursday. And one of the male Mitchell's on tour
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  Speaker 1: with us, she live in Atlanta. The amount of NonStop
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  Speaker 1: flights from Hartsville Jackson Airport Nigga, you almost never have
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  Speaker 1: to connect. I would love to just go there. I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about from Columbus to LA.
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  Speaker 2: You can tear the East Coast. You leave the day
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  Speaker 2: of the show. We gotta buy hotels the night just
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  Speaker 2: so I can sleep in the day. I don't even
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  Speaker 2: get my full I ain't get in by mistake.
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  Speaker 6: The roommate read, that's where we struggled with because we leave.
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  Speaker 5: You fly internationally from l A X. They have more
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  Speaker 5: flights like when you fly internationally.
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  Speaker 2: But the thing is, I don't go international.
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  Speaker 3: Your twenty three and nine to six countries.
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  Speaker 4: I know about about.
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  Speaker 5: Lay over here and take a flight and come here earlier.
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  Speaker 5: And it was straight from now.
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  Speaker 1: From here, we went direct to Tokyo. We went direct
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  Speaker 1: to London.
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  Speaker 3: Parents, Oh, y'all went directly from there to.
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  Speaker 2: But we out of showing Detroit.
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  Speaker 4: You can go.
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  Speaker 2: We're from from Detroit to Amsterdam. I'm going to seven Minnesota. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's to Minnesota. But that's what I be. I'd be
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  Speaker 2: so jealous of Atlanta Airport.
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  Speaker 5: Over l A at this point.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't think it's necessary.
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  Speaker 5: Eleven years.
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  Speaker 4: Ok, oh, yeah, you've been eleven years.
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  Speaker 5: We just met you at that point in my life
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  Speaker 5: where you know, let me, let me go some real
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  Speaker 5: chill older.
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  Speaker 2: It just it just hits like I feel like maybe
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  Speaker 2: in maybe five six years, I'll be like, all right,
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  Speaker 2: have you been for eleven years? What you've been doing?
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  Speaker 2: I just met you three years ago?
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  Speaker 5: Comedy? Would you comedy for five years minus the one
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  Speaker 5: year of the pandemic?
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  Speaker 2: Beautiful?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 2: We just met you? What that means you was on
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  Speaker 2: TV early in your career, because when I met you, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you already.
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  Speaker 5: Had like a year at that point.
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  Speaker 2: How you get TV?
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  Speaker 1: You know?
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  Speaker 5: What's crazy? As I came out here for acting and
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  Speaker 5: I'd be like, God, if don't want to do that,
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  Speaker 5: just let me know. And it feels like comedy has
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  Speaker 5: opened up the doors. Even the thing, even the Tyler
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  Speaker 5: period that I got I got it from doing comedy.
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  Speaker 5: He saw me doing comedy.
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  Speaker 2: Sound black people so fun.
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  Speaker 9: To digital level some way waiting less than a year
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  Speaker 9: of comedy got you a TV credits that was great
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  Speaker 9: to When I saw it, I just assumed you had
• 15:40
  Speaker 9: been doing comedy because the material was so like tight.
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: I thought, you know, I did comedy as a dare
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: somebody dare me, you ever do something I won't get
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  Speaker 5: pregnant or die. It's like why not?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 5: So I was at a comedy show then announced amateur
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  Speaker 5: Night and my friend dear to do it. I was like, whatever,
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  Speaker 5: I do it.
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  Speaker 2: Doing it that day.
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  Speaker 5: Had it was a week later. Didn't know the first
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: thing about comedy and really was on someome like this
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  Speaker 5: ain't what I'm trying to do. Because people were like,
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  Speaker 5: do you get nervous? And I'm like, well, once I
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  Speaker 5: did it the first time, it's like and I didn't care,
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  Speaker 5: Like if I bombed, I don't care because I'm not
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  Speaker 5: trying to be a comedian and it just happened to
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  Speaker 5: be a really solid set and ap and Crackitt was
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  Speaker 5: there every time I see him, and he came up
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  Speaker 5: to me after the show. He was like waiting around.
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  Speaker 5: He was like, like, you did a really good job.
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  Speaker 5: He was like, how long do you be do on
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  Speaker 5: a comedy? I was like ten minutes? He was like, no,
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  Speaker 5: for real, how long? I was like them ten minutes.
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  Speaker 5: You just saw my nigga. That was my first time,
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  Speaker 5: first show. He was discovery, you need to keep going
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  Speaker 5: like you got something, and I was like, okay, I guess.
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  Speaker 5: And then somebody else was like, come do the show
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  Speaker 5: next week, and it kept going like that, I'll do
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  Speaker 5: a show booking another show, and then I was like, damn,
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  Speaker 5: I really like this and it was like I love it.
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  Speaker 5: And then it was like, I'm not auditioning. I can't
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  Speaker 5: get audition to say. I'm like even now, I don't
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  Speaker 5: understand what it is audition, and so I was like
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  Speaker 5: all right, And then from that the auditions I have
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  Speaker 5: gotten like Insecure has been from a cast director being
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  Speaker 5: at the show and being like, so that's kind of just.
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  Speaker 2: How it how it is.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta be you got be findable. That's pretty much.
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  Speaker 1: Find gotta be findable. He'd be in some random places.
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  Speaker 1: We had a house party in twenty seventeen. He was
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  Speaker 1: in my kitchen. I was like, what.
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  Speaker 2: Nigga in the world?
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  Speaker 5: I think because he knew one of the girl, one
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  Speaker 5: of the other girls I was.
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  Speaker 3: Doing, is extremely talented.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's too, but he don't never act like that
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  Speaker 1: great everybody brou he if you would be surprised if
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  Speaker 1: he was in a picture with the Prime Minister from Japan,
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  Speaker 1: even Kevin Hart, or a nigga from high school that you.
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  Speaker 2: Knew, man, he'd be in that room.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: But a lot of people in l A, their whole
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: personality is who they know, even if they don't.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Be doing with that around.
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: Nor would be an Oprah house tomorrow.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: You'd be like, what do you do?
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: And how do you know?
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: We promote her? Promote if op needed to fill up
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: the crowd.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Next segment, Boom, I'm gonna do it.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Just like that.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: We got off track, but it was fine.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Listen, there's no way you're gonna get four comedian room
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: and stay on top of the topic. Is just to
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: jumping off point. This is where we're gonna start. We
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: just start with that. We never it was never intended
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: to say. I mean, I would love to, but I
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: also don't.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Care, because that's the Inn's.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Comedy story was far more interesting than we had. We
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: had got all the poop, all we could get out
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: of poop. Yeah, pool was crazy.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: It's so funny.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Open, open up, kill you don't kill it? What ain't hoping?
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Here we go, all right.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Next segment, young lady says, I keep leeches as pets.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: I let them suck my blood, even though I'm called disgusted.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: White people just got you don't even know?
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes she does, Yes she does. She is white.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: I scrolled down, Come on care she lets.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, oh.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a leech. That's the lead. How big is
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: that lead? That's a lead that I thought you're thinking.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: I was thinking of the cover to Bad Boy.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: So she lets leeches just suck like for fun. She
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: lets feet. She was surprised. Okay, so feeding herself to
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: her pets started out as a macabrea curiosity, but eventually
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: trans I don't even know that's pronounced right, maca breath.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Turns.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: You gotta watch all the episodes to get Let me
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: see what it is. It means disturbing and horrifying because
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: of involvement with depection of death and injury.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: That's what that means. I don't know.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get the gist. She just puts
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: lisas on her and let them blood. Yeah, she's she says.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: I was surprised how long they would hang on for,
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: like up to an hour more. She uploads videos and
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: then feasting on her. They latched on her arms and
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: drink their feel Okay, no, no, they're there, their their bite,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: in their venom or their saliva. It has an anti coagulant,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: so the nerve, but it helps out. You believe more
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: when they're done because your body don't scar. Don't close
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: up and scar up so they can eat. So she
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: don't use tampons, went dirty. I'm asking, I'm asking questions
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: like this is.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: When the lights turned down.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: I thought, nobly used the mental cup.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: And then okay, I know about the cup, he said,
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: he said, but they do coagulate. That was a nerve fact.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: I didn't know the nerve, you.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Know.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: But where did she go from there?
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: She got a boyfriend. Apparently her and her boyfriend do
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: together and they hold hand and they they hold hand. Dude,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: that's like a ritual. There's somebody leeches for people be
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: people are singing in the world, and there's a girl
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: who found somebody else who they could both put leeches
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: on them and watch Netflix.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: That's that's actually Roman from Isn't that something?
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: It's a bloody bone you can get.
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: You get some some creeks is a good seth some creepy. Definitely,
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: definitely creeps creeks. It's some creepy too, but creeks. Sorry,
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: that's that's just interesting. Like it's like, here's the thing.
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: When do you find My thing is how do you
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: find out you like these things?
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Like because me, in my mind, I'm never gonna be
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: like if I see a leech on me, my nigga
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: hang out for a hour, I'm just I'm gonna.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Take it off.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, So you had to make a decision
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: and say, let's just leave leave old Larry hanging on
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: there for a little while.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: See see what happened.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: It's almost like something weird, like when you rib between
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: your toes.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: What you mean when you between your toes? He said,
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: the comedy like we was right, he said, you know,
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: like when you when you're clean out your toes no
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: matter I mean washing say long day that day.
• 22:28
  Speaker 7: You get the lint out between your stop from your
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: with your hand, Yeah, okay, with your hand.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: You're kind of good.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I mean they have no no like feeling about it. Yeah,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, I don't feel not bad.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: So you be you'll be jacking off them toes. Maybe
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: I can wait to get on boy.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: That big.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: We gotta go. And when you get real for you
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: do to.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: Man, I can't wait to get home.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: He's got a little Oh man, if we do to
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: his point, we all got our thing that everybody got
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: be like if you have to explain to somebody, I
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: just kind of started doing it, you know what I'm saying.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say that. When I was real,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: when I was real fast, I used to do some
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: wild stuff. But I'm not gonna us one one I
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: used to Uh. I used to put like pencils up
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: of my.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: What like a little foul like a little pencil a
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: little here, and I'm like, oh, shooting, crying.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: God, that's why jealous. I don't know camp By the trying, Yeah, man,
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: I was, I was like I put up shoot losing weight, hold.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Relaxed muscles. It's a solid state.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: I'm very jealous.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Listen, that's what. That's one thing I love about doing comedy.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: I don't care get in the beer.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: It's in there, it's in there. Yeah that's that's good.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Why that's sound? Yeah?
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. That's good.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, look little bit.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: And then I was then I pretend like, oh, let
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: me get my pen. That's funny, man my gosh, oh yeah,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: my house fan.
• 25:30
  Speaker 8: For a long time.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I was this.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: I probably had to be thirteen fourteen. That's so like, no,
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: I wasn't talking to no girl.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: This is what I'm in the house doing.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Let me su this talk. Kind of the seriest thing
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: I ever did. It wasn't.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I didn't jack my toes off, but I used to.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I used to smoke notebook paper after school. I used to.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: I used to take a piece of Noble paper.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: On my backpack, rolling up to a cigarette light on
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: the stove and be like, yeah, I think I.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: Probably I think.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: The most silliest or embarrassing that I did when I
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: was probably like maybe like seven, six, seven, I don't know, eight,
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: Like I wasn't wearing the old and yet I was
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: old enough and my daddy's girl, right, Yeah, So I
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: always wanted to do like I would always be in
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: fund of my dad doing stuff my dad do. So
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: one day I go in my parents room and I
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: walked right past my mom's uh I think at the
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: time she was in like a vine theodor. And I
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: go over to my dad's side of the addresser and
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: I take his old spice.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, my lord was.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: And then I couldn't get the smell.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: I was like, three days.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Your mom's on one of your dads.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: I just used my dad and I walked downstairs and
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: I was trying to play it. I was like, I'm
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: burning it, gonna try and wash it off. And I
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: walked past my daddy smell something, and I'm like, I.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: Just I just wanted to, And.
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: They're like, why would you do?
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: My family?
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: We didn't get whoopings. We had conference. It was like
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: the cos like you had. We had conversations never been
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: which was worse. It was worse because you got to
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: sit down and talk about the dumb shit, explain why
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: so why did you do that.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do my kids just like that.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: I used to be like, just give me a.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Daughter, my daughter be whooping.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't talk.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: Daddy got the.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: I didn't talk about it. I got to hit you.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: I got that's hilarious.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: My kids, I used to whoop the moment. I remember
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: the time I stopped. Isaiah came in the room.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: It was like, maybe it was Joe. I don't know.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: One of them came in the room. Was like, he
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: keeps hitting me. It was Joe. Joe Isay came in.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: He keeps hitting me.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: So I went there and popped Joe and I'm be like,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: don't hit your brother. Wait, but I just hit I
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: hit you to tell you not to hit him. And
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I was like, that just don't really make too much
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: sense to me. I think that was the last time
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: I whooped him. The last wild woman I seen I
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: was at my little I was with my dad. I
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: got two little brothers, one sixteen, one ten, and so
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I'm in there and ten year old is getting a
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: woman and he is so articulate that it's wild.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: My man said.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: My dad grabbed the belt and he was like, you
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: know it's gonna hurt you more, it's gonna hurt me.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: My little brother looked at him, dead in his face,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: and said, but that don't make sense. It's gonna hurt
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: me because I'm the one getting hit.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: You talk about somebody in there rooining the moment.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I said, you talking about physiologically. Yeah, yeah, that's I
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: was like, psychological metaphor. Yeah we got Yeah, yeah, he's
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: a physical pain. He said, I'm gonna hurt more, not you.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: My dad didn't even beat him. I said, I think
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: that's it, brother, Yeah, I said, I think that's as
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: a dad, I have to save mom nest.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you he got a like he got a
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: that makes sense, makes sense to me. Next segment, all.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Right, this is the final segment of today. This is
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: a pick your poison. This is the game from Target Target.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: All right, would you pick pick your poison? Make dinosaurs
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: sounds when you come or get water boardered at Guantamoo
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: bay O Bay.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna take the first because I made them sounds. Now, yeah,
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: probably sound like that. Sometimes somebody would feel.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Good waterboard waterboarded when they put that towel over your
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: face and then pour water.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Let me get let me get the dinosaur. Yeah, let
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: me get them downs dinosaurs.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Let me let me get.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: The waterboard. They don't be drowning though it's just supposed
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: to feel like you're driving. That's so much. That's too much.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Give me, take me the prehistoric sex. Let's do it.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not that Why would you even want to go
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: through that to be so embarrassed? I mean, obviously I
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: don't want to get water boarded either.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: But list she comes, come, we all make sounds. Whatever
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: you want. I'll tell you. We want to sound like that.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Get to them toes. Got the rooster when it comes
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: to the.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: How face time losing you want? I don't know if
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: he was watching dress before he was on the toes, but.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: That's what was going on.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's not that bad.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: That is what. It sounds like that bad. I think
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: that that's hilarious. I've heard some wild sounds. I remember,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: this is gonna sound. I don't know why whatever. We're
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: here now, we're here now. I remember, I'm not gonna lie.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: I got some heads so good one time, so good,
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: one time.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Like I think my heart stopped for three seconds, like
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: like I said, wait a minute, I think I think
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: I literally died for a second. And I was like,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to do that because
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: I ain't feel I felt like my spirit leave a
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: little bit and come back.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: I said, no, this ain't I ain't saying my prayers,
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: saying I can't. I can't do that.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: Take me down and.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: No, let me get to these toes and just regular stuff.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Had a irregular hearty idea it called me for. I
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: almost wanted to say, that'sations, like that's good, Like that's
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: supposed happened. Brother that Yeah, I don't think it's supposed
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: to be that good. No, No, I was confused. I
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: had a macaroni that did that one time.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: I was like, it is a good maga. It is
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: some good.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: So I'll be like the hole that maca chee got
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: on the black community is wild?
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: What do you mean it is wild?
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: You know, I'm just saying the whole You know that.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: You used to be fat. They used to be fat.
• 32:48
  Speaker 8: It was bad.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Got a hold on you don't know what happened, got
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: a hold on like he double used to me. Now
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: it's disgusted by discovery.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Macro chese got a hold on it. That mac cheesept
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: the titty fool.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: You don't know how you got you. You don't know
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: you came from.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: Ain't you from the South.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: You know you gave brom Yeah, get it.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: I know, pencil ty pencil nigga getting key one cana.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: That not a whole boozy because a new and Drynk.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: You heard the new?
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Who this whole foods? Alun?
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I want?
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Lying for brock.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: Oh Man exactly.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Roast didn't lie for Brown is amazing, my boy, I'm saying, wasn't.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: I just ain't got a hold on the black community.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Keep holding every holiday ever took out and said, hold
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: me that beat. Macaroni is the dish by which people's
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: whole entire culinary skills are judged.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: You can make ten things Micheglan five star, but you
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: messed at macaroni. Niggas ain't trying to hear nothing else,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: you know, Me and Cam pretty much went viral to
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: the point where I think Dwayne Wade puts him laughing
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: emotives because we said we were being funny but also
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: kind of seriously because we said, if y'all think soul
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: food is the best of all the foods, then we
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: was like, hey, I'm sorry. And then you talking about
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: people was writing think pieces. You hate your grandparents? You?
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: I said what, because I said, there's other foods up now.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: I didn't say it. I just said, try some other foods.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: And it was funny. I was laughing. I was writing,
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: laughing at motives. Other bit.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: It was like, you must have never had a good play.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: I said, yeah, I've had a great sol food. I
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: didn't tell it good. I say, some other food is
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: not your favorite? No, what's your favorite? Mar anything, Gribb
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Marcus hands down, it's like anything. Yeah, like a lot
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: of seafood, eat the open food. I love, tap food,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: I love.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Is it in your top five?
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Probably five five, you know what I'm saying, Well coming
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: number Caribbean food probably.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: Maybe two or three. It's like seafood food in.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: The culture though, that's just it's not a culture talking about.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: That's just the eats, like food like shrimp, everybody making
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: I just I don't care which culture making it. I
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: think so food probably my top I don't eat a
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: lot of soul food. Well, there's a lot of wants
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: in l A. It's got to be somebody cooking it.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: This is not you know what I'm saying, You're not
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: cooking it. It ain't no soufo where I live, ain't
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: no sofa on the menu. But I Caribbean food. Jamaican
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: food is top tier. I really like Mexican food too.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Indian food be slapping, even food be slapping. Tied food
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: is up and food food. I never had that experience.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Certain I had it. I had it certain.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Gerald and.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Ethiopian she introduced me at seventeen. I went back stuff that.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Me and my boy went to Little Ethiopia in La.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: We had the school experience. I was like, I think
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Cribe is still gribbon food.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Crazy?
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: You you accept such poor customer service. Yeah, for that
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: food to eat, the worse the service likely the better
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: the food. If you think about what oxtails are, it's
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: a tale of a cow. Was like a piece of
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: it was a trash meat, but it's it's cow tel
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: And the Korean people was like, nigga, we gonna make
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: this the best of your Remember that show on Netflix
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: when they talk about how niggas made everything. Yeah, that's
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: basically showing niggas. Fire was supposed to be tried high
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: on the hog okay may Yeah No, he was dark skied.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: He was just like I'm saying. The macrony was with
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: the Dutch other and the sleigh was like delicious fires
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: you don't like Asian food, you should eat the ramen
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: in China. China, Now, that's just.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: What my Chinese teacher in high school.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: She went to the basics, like, oh, and she.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: Should order food for the class.
• 37:48
  Speaker 7: Now.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: I had got in trouble that week, and she was like,
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: push you, you can't order food. I was like, I
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: don't eat that ship away, like I got a whole
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  Speaker 5: bunch my mama cooked.
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  Speaker 3: Last night, like I'm not eating You don't like orange chicken, no, child, may.
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  Speaker 5: He the first thing.
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  Speaker 2: That's not even real. You don't get excited over the
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  Speaker 2: possibility of.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that wasn't real Chinese food until me
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  Speaker 1: and Melissa went to Uh Delicious. We was in uh
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  Speaker 1: Little China in San Francisco on a honeymoon. We can
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  Speaker 1: get some authentic Chinese food. And then nobody spoke English
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  Speaker 1: and the menu wasn't in English, and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: or chicken.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and uh Tokyo, my friends are trying to get sushi,
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  Speaker 5: and it was like what it was.
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  Speaker 1: It was like, that's not sushi, that's not oh yeah
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  Speaker 1: yeah American dragon roll.
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  Speaker 2: We made we made that up.
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  Speaker 3: Just what I did find out well, being in l
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  Speaker 3: a the authentic Mexicans. They don't eat our cream.
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  Speaker 2: I know that that black. I don't want to. Why
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  Speaker 2: this ship drive, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't crazy crazy. It's so fat, but it's just
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  Speaker 2: so good. There's so much good food. I love food.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I said.
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  Speaker 1: That's why for me, like so Foo gotta be fine,
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  Speaker 1: but you are anti black. I'm gonna cut that part out.
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  Speaker 1: Cutire black. Black people will tell you you ain't real man.
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  Speaker 2: You see the movie. You don't buy shoes. You're like Green,
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  Speaker 2: gonna be heavy though, chicken, cheese and corn bread. But
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  Speaker 2: I don't mind.
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  Speaker 3: We go to you know why, we're going to sleep
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: because we've worked all day.
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  Speaker 2: I'm getting punished.
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  Speaker 4: So the food put us to sleep.
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  Speaker 2: To escaped. You got to go to bed.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, all right.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: This is another episode of so on the Internet. Rum Green,
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  Speaker 1: So Up, Keisha E, Brandon Hills and on stage. We'll
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  Speaker 1: see y'all next time.
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  Speaker 2: Peace,