Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / Out of Order | Son of a Boy Dad #236 ft. Harry, Feits, KB & Nick
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hey, son of a boy Dad listeners. You can find
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- 2:14Speaker 4: Alright, ready, already, Welcome back to the Son of a
- 2:23Speaker 4: Boy Dad podcast. Today. It is Friday, and we are
- 2:28Speaker 4: here with fights KB and Nick. What's ups up, subfellows?
- 2:32Speaker 4: How are we doing podcast?
- 2:34Speaker 2: Oh?
- 2:35Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how we start every episode that you get.
- 2:37Speaker 4: People get pissed when we don't.
- 2:38Speaker 8: Start it like that, really, and they want you to
- 2:41Speaker 8: say the day so it stays up.
- 2:43Speaker 4: But that ruins the Evergreen. Yeah, well they like them. Well,
- 2:47Speaker 4: sometimes we'll lie if we bank an episode, and then
- 2:49Speaker 4: they find out that we bank the episode and they
- 2:51Speaker 4: get pissed.
- 2:53Speaker 3: So is this coming out next Friday?
- 2:55Speaker 4: No, this will come out Tuesday. You said Friday. Oh
- 2:58Speaker 4: they want to hear the day. Oh, yeah, they want
- 3:00Speaker 4: to know when this was recorded. Yeah, the historians. Yeah,
- 3:04Speaker 4: put them in the mindset of like where we're at
- 3:06Speaker 4: right now? Okay cool? Yeah? Your your team sucks, by
- 3:10Speaker 4: the way, both of you guys.
- 3:11Speaker 3: Yeah terrible.
- 3:12Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not great.
- 3:13Speaker 3: Are you going to switch to the Bills?
- 3:14Speaker 4: I thought about it. Yeah, No, I can't do that.
- 3:19Speaker 10: I would saying to Nick that, like at the game
- 3:21Speaker 10: last night, coming home passes like sow or jacuars, Oh
- 3:24Speaker 10: you went yeah, damn yeah, I go.
- 3:26Speaker 4: Home like two thirty. Yeah, not great, spot, that's brutal.
- 3:32Speaker 10: But the I was saying, how like, it's not the
- 3:36Speaker 10: end of the world yet I didn't expect to be good.
- 3:38Speaker 10: I did drink the kulid a little bit, but like,
- 3:40Speaker 10: I can see fifteen to twenty years of being like this,
- 3:43Speaker 10: like fundamentally changing who I am as a person forever
- 3:47Speaker 10: worse though, making mean like again, like I'm fine right now,
- 3:51Speaker 10: but if I deal with this for twenty years, it
- 3:53Speaker 10: would make me an angry bidder.
- 3:55Speaker 3: Do you is your identity that attached to being a
- 3:58Speaker 3: Patriots fan?
- 3:59Speaker 10: I did not think so. And then last night happened
- 4:01Speaker 10: and I was like, all right, maybe a little bit.
- 4:02Speaker 3: How did you feel about Drake may like waiting around
- 4:05Speaker 3: because he needed to take a picture with his goat.
- 4:07Speaker 4: Didn't like that phrase. He didn't like it was like
- 4:11Speaker 4: waiting because he called Aaron Rodgers. Yeah. I was like
- 4:15Speaker 4: in the cab right of the way home or the uber.
- 4:17Speaker 3: He was so happy to touch his hand. That's not
- 4:21Speaker 3: you don't want that.
- 4:22Speaker 4: I just like quietly punched the doors like a bit,
- 4:24Speaker 4: come on, man, like, oh, he's officially a bust then
- 4:27Speaker 4: you can't have that.
- 4:29Speaker 8: Yeah, that's not good, but it's not good for the Patriots.
- 4:33Speaker 4: That's a bust mac Jones's number. We ad a lot of
- 4:35Speaker 4: time taking mac Jones's number, and then, uh, he also
- 4:39Speaker 4: just looks like he's fucking eighteen. Yeah he so he's
- 4:44Speaker 4: pretty close to it.
- 4:45Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, he looks fine, he looks yeah, he looks
- 4:50Speaker 8: his age.
- 4:51Speaker 4: Fuck that. I mean, dude, compared to everyone else on
- 4:54Speaker 4: the field, he's shocking with that helmet. Yeah.
- 4:57Speaker 3: Has any like child looking dudes ever been great at football?
- 5:01Speaker 4: The only ones that I can think of are Zach
- 5:03Speaker 4: Wilson mac Jones. But not great, terrible. You're just like
- 5:06Speaker 4: two young guys.
- 5:08Speaker 3: Guys like Aaron Rodgers always looked they always looked old.
- 5:11Speaker 4: Yeah, they always had a full beard. Mac Jones. I
- 5:14Speaker 4: don't think can even grow facial hair. Yeah, I mean
- 5:16Speaker 4: I mean Drake May.
- 5:19Speaker 10: Yeah, but like also, I can't really throw stones, Like
- 5:21Speaker 10: I couldn't grow facial hair until like thirty four.
- 5:23Speaker 4: But dude, you look at his face. It's not even
- 5:25Speaker 4: like I can't really grow facial hair. You look older
- 5:28Speaker 4: than Drake May. Oh well yeah, but I am older
- 5:30Speaker 4: than Drake's but yeah, I guess right. Yeah, but uh
- 5:36Speaker 4: now it looks really bad, terrible that that win didn't
- 5:40Speaker 4: really bother me as much as the Seahawks. That lost
- 5:42Speaker 4: didn't really bother me as much as the Seahawks lost it.
- 5:44Speaker 10: That one bothered me a lot because it was just like,
- 5:47Speaker 10: I mean, I was there, so like yeah, but it
- 5:50Speaker 10: was also kind of nice to like start hating again.
- 5:53Speaker 4: Yeah, I hate the Jets now.
- 5:55Speaker 3: It's kind of fun when everyone gathers together as a
- 5:58Speaker 3: fan base to just delivered the utmost hate.
- 6:01Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 6:02Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 6:03Speaker 10: The worst part was like being with Paths because he's
- 6:06Speaker 10: a Jets fan and this is new territory for me,
- 6:08Speaker 10: where like being the loser, but you don't want to
- 6:13Speaker 10: dictate when the party ends, so like I don't. I
- 6:16Speaker 10: wanted to do like make fun out of here in
- 6:17Speaker 10: the third quarter, Yeah, I want to be an asshole,
- 6:20Speaker 10: and because I know those games are so fun to
- 6:22Speaker 10: be at, so I had to sit there and take
- 6:23Speaker 10: it on the gin until one o'clock this morning.
- 6:27Speaker 4: The thing that was pissing me off is that the
- 6:29Speaker 4: Jets fans still, for some reason, think they're gonna win
- 6:32Speaker 4: the Super Bowl. And yeah, you guys just pretty much
- 6:34Speaker 4: keep the Jets are not good. They're just the Patrios.
- 6:40Speaker 4: I think that good. No, I think the Patriots are
- 6:42Speaker 4: just unbelievably bad. How are you adjusting to being a
- 6:46Speaker 4: loser because you've never known it? Yeah, That's the thing
- 6:50Speaker 4: that was weird for me was that.
- 6:52Speaker 3: First off says, how long have you been like in
- 6:54Speaker 3: the football.
- 6:55Speaker 4: Like this like three years? Two years? Yeah, but like
- 6:59Speaker 4: even like it was.
- 7:02Speaker 8: But like the bats on in your house, I'm sure
- 7:04Speaker 8: growing up constantly super Bowl.
- 7:07Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 7:07Speaker 4: That was what I never got into football when I
- 7:09Speaker 4: was younger, because we would just watch the Super Bowl.
- 7:11Speaker 3: Oh yeah right, just wait for the su Yeah.
- 7:13Speaker 4: We would just watch the show. Yeah yeah, and it
- 7:18Speaker 4: was either they were either in it or they won it.
- 7:21Speaker 4: Yeah yeah. We'd watch every year and they'd be like, oh,
- 7:23Speaker 4: super Bowl tonight, watch Tom Brady. Like we never watched
- 7:27Speaker 4: the regular season.
- 7:28Speaker 8: And some guys like will go their whole lives supporting
- 7:33Speaker 8: a team and their best moment is like them losing
- 7:36Speaker 8: in the NFC, Like hey, like we made.
- 7:40Speaker 4: It there, Yeah, this is the best yea.
- 7:42Speaker 8: Yours was just yeah, yours was the equivalent of like
- 7:44Speaker 8: watching the ball drop.
- 7:45Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, dude, six times when I was a kid,
- 7:48Speaker 4: we won the Super Bowl. Yeah right, yeh.
- 7:51Speaker 3: So it's like, so.
- 7:53Speaker 4: My only memories are winning the suit. Like I remember,
- 7:56Speaker 4: like the Falcons game. I remember like being like pissed
- 7:58Speaker 4: because we almost lost.
- 8:00Speaker 3: That was the biggest.
- 8:02Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, it took a historic.
- 8:12Speaker 4: I was like, well they should have been ahead from
- 8:14Speaker 4: the beginning.
- 8:15Speaker 3: Was a weak crop. This year Bill shipped together call
- 8:18Speaker 3: for his head.
- 8:22Speaker 10: The way Jets fans were talking last night about Aaron
- 8:25Speaker 10: Rodgers gave me a glimpse into how Bucks fans talked
- 8:28Speaker 10: about Brady and that because they were like, this is
- 8:31Speaker 10: our quarterback four time mannfl yeah no no, no, no, no no, yeah,
- 8:38Speaker 10: this is your quarterback Aaron Rodgers. But you don't get
- 8:40Speaker 10: to start fucking list.
- 8:41Speaker 4: Yeah yeah like that. Yeah that's true.
- 8:44Speaker 8: Yeah, when Brady was on the Bucks like that, that
- 8:46Speaker 8: would suck to have people be like six super bowls.
- 8:50Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, that's our Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, uh,
- 8:56Speaker 4: the Patriots are terrible. I mean, the Jets could be good.
- 8:59Speaker 4: I might be wrong. I just they looked they definitely
- 9:02Speaker 4: looked good this week. But also I'm always wrong, So
- 9:05Speaker 4: there's also that. Like I was talking to my buddies
- 9:08Speaker 4: this week at the stand and I was saying, oh, buddy,
- 9:10Speaker 4: this kid Tom Maguire, and we were talking about the Saints,
- 9:15Speaker 4: and I was saying that the Panthers are bad. This
- 9:17Speaker 4: was after Week one, and I was saying that the
- 9:19Speaker 4: Panthers are bad for the NFL because they're making teams
- 9:23Speaker 4: like the Saints. They're making Saints fans think they're good.
- 9:26Speaker 4: And then I was like, the Saints suck. And then
- 9:28Speaker 4: they beat the Cowboys forty four to nineteen. Yeah, yeah,
- 9:32Speaker 4: and I was like I immediately texted him. I was like,
- 9:33Speaker 4: I think I was wrong about the Saints. I don't
- 9:37Speaker 4: know if you are, though.
- 9:39Speaker 3: I believe they.
- 9:41Speaker 4: Could still suck, but they looked really good against the Cowbary.
- 9:44Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 9:45Speaker 3: Do you guys talk sports a lot?
- 9:46Speaker 4: I this is long, long son of a boy that
- 9:49Speaker 4: we talked sports.
- 9:49Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 9:50Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, A bunch of jocolates. That was pretty nuts.
- 9:54Speaker 4: That was pretty cool.
- 9:55Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know baseball, he got there was one
- 9:58Speaker 8: he was going for a triple and he got thrown
- 10:00Speaker 8: out at the bat. He got thrown out, but they
- 10:03Speaker 8: still counted as a hit. Why that's that would be
- 10:05Speaker 8: a double double with an okay base running error. And
- 10:08Speaker 8: then so I think that kind of puts a damper
- 10:10Speaker 8: on it.
- 10:12Speaker 4: Yeah, I wish you didn't tell me. Sorry, man, how.
- 10:16Speaker 8: You can definitely speak English by the way the dugout,
- 10:20Speaker 8: not like interviews or something.
- 10:21Speaker 3: Probably, Yeah, why do people think he can speak English?
- 10:24Speaker 4: Because he's talking to the.
- 10:24Speaker 3: Guys in the dug He looked at the dugout and
- 10:26Speaker 3: he's like, let's let's let's go in that accent, let's go.
- 10:38Speaker 8: That's my show, and like he does it like it's
- 10:41Speaker 8: not quite there. I'm close though, accent.
- 10:46Speaker 3: Yeah, he had someone geek?
- 10:48Speaker 4: Did he You can't have a chick? He had a chicken.
- 10:54Speaker 3: Maybe she was just racist and.
- 10:58Speaker 4: Yeah, that would get me.
- 11:00Speaker 8: Went up to a chick and he was just like,
- 11:04Speaker 8: I like that guy's hilarious.
- 11:09Speaker 3: That's probably what it was.
- 11:10Speaker 4: Yeah, She's like, oh my god, you sound dude. Japanese.
- 11:15Speaker 8: Dude should just be comics and go up and speak
- 11:19Speaker 8: like this guy's going fast. His posture is so good,
- 11:23Speaker 8: he's so well put together. This is really funny.
- 11:28Speaker 4: The uh Isn't it kind of depressing though?
- 11:30Speaker 8: How like baseball is like he achieved this like record
- 11:34Speaker 8: that maybe no one will ever get again.
- 11:36Speaker 4: And then you look in the stands and there's like
- 11:38Speaker 4: forty five people there. It was in Miami, right, I
- 11:41Speaker 4: don't know where it was I don't know either. It
- 11:43Speaker 4: wasn't a home game.
- 11:44Speaker 3: Yeah it was in Miami.
- 11:45Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't go now and he's and baseball
- 11:51Speaker 8: is the best sport to watch in person.
- 11:54Speaker 4: I actually think I.
- 11:55Speaker 10: Very rarely would ever say this, but like I think
- 11:58Speaker 10: if I actually call me on it, because I didn't
- 12:00Speaker 10: go to any of his games in New York, but
- 12:02Speaker 10: like if I was in town and Show Heye was playing,
- 12:04Speaker 10: i'd go. Yeah, I think he'd like he'd like we
- 12:07Speaker 10: were when we were in Vegas. We were in Vegas
- 12:09Speaker 10: for recently.
- 12:09Speaker 4: You would go if you had nothing else to do
- 12:11Speaker 4: and for free.
- 12:12Speaker 3: But like I may have misspoke, it's the best. It's
- 12:16Speaker 3: better than you.
- 12:17Speaker 8: Might if Shani was playing in New York tonight and
- 12:22Speaker 8: I was like, fights go to see show and you'd
- 12:24Speaker 8: be like, no, I beg.
- 12:25Speaker 3: I'm like, as much of a superstar as he is,
- 12:31Speaker 3: there's still like an eighty percent chance he's gonna go
- 12:33Speaker 3: like one for three.
- 12:35Speaker 4: That's what he's the best. Ever watch him get on
- 12:38Speaker 4: base twenty five. That's why I just can't get I
- 12:43Speaker 4: went to the Red Sox Yankees game last Thursday, and
- 12:46Speaker 4: it was it was fun, but I was like the
- 12:49Speaker 4: whole time. I was like, if someone was like, we
- 12:51Speaker 4: have to leave right now, I'd be like, Okay, yeah
- 12:53Speaker 4: I would. I for sure misspoke.
- 12:58Speaker 8: It is the only sport that it's better to go
- 13:00Speaker 8: in person than watch on TV.
- 13:01Speaker 3: Yes, I get that, that's true. Nor As.
- 13:06Speaker 4: Yeah, what a bad, bad.
- 13:08Speaker 10: Product, insanely bad. You need like a million pop ups.
- 13:13Speaker 10: You need to like have TikTok actively open on your dude.
- 13:16Speaker 3: I need to see the Chicken Jo the entire time.
- 13:30Speaker 4: John Little John Pork up there, you guys familiar with
- 13:33Speaker 4: John k Yeah, but I don't. I don't think I
- 13:35Speaker 4: get it. I don't get it either, but I love it,
- 13:37Speaker 4: John Shorter and Shorter. It's just like a brain rot
- 13:41Speaker 4: fucking AI video of this dude, Uh, this pig I
- 13:46Speaker 4: guess John Pork, John Pork and he just sings songs
- 13:50Speaker 4: about like Livvy Dunn.
- 13:51Speaker 3: And I was wrong.
- 13:54Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll play you guys, Little John Pork.
- 13:58Speaker 8: I've seen like the slide shows TikTok where it's like
- 14:00Speaker 8: a pig man and it's just like a sentence that
- 14:04Speaker 8: they keep on losing letters and words until it just
- 14:06Speaker 8: turns into John Pork.
- 14:07Speaker 4: Oh they might be they might be doing some remixes
- 14:10Speaker 4: of John Pork.
- 14:11Speaker 3: Yeah, uh yeah, is he from a television show?
- 14:17Speaker 4: Here this is no audio, but this is this is
- 14:19Speaker 4: John Pork.
- 14:20Speaker 8: H Yeah, I've seen that face, the same pig man I've.
- 14:24Speaker 4: Seen yeah yeah, and it is always had like the
- 14:27Speaker 4: calling thing. So it's like John Pork.
- 14:29Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, do you laugh at that when you see it?
- 14:33Speaker 8: Laugh at the songs? Yeah, the songs are great.
- 14:36Speaker 4: Yeah, I need that Grimace shake from Levy Dune. You
- 14:42Speaker 4: were like, hell no, that is really funny. That's funny,
- 14:51Speaker 4: so good late at night. If you go on Instagram
- 14:54Speaker 4: and John Pork pops on the timeline, I'm s howling
- 14:59Speaker 4: like labors are on the walls.
- 15:05Speaker 10: This is this is my like ever growing quest to
- 15:09Speaker 10: just really lock in Harry sense of humor, and I
- 15:12Speaker 10: can't get it.
- 15:14Speaker 4: Usually beyond that, yeah, usually I hate that you like
- 15:19Speaker 4: you need to mature like us and laugh at regular
- 15:22Speaker 4: Jack every time.
- 15:27Speaker 10: Every time, Like I talk to Sass, he's always recommending
- 15:29Speaker 10: some new comic or not not recommending, but like talking
- 15:32Speaker 10: about some comedy he watched, which is just wildly different
- 15:36Speaker 10: than what I would have pictured that, like sad Sebastian.
- 15:39Speaker 4: Yeah face watched for twelve hours would be that I'm
- 15:46Speaker 4: going to see Sebastian tomorrow.
- 15:48Speaker 8: Oh wow, MSG, there's been there's been a lot of
- 15:51Speaker 8: build Yeah you really teasing that a lot? Now I'm pumped.
- 15:55Speaker 8: So sick dude, Yeah, you'll be at home. Listener to
- 15:57Speaker 8: twelve hours of Sebastian's and stal Code study.
- 16:00Speaker 4: And work too. Yeah, chill to study too, slowed down Sebastian.
- 16:09Speaker 4: I was watching Sebastian last night getting warmed up.
- 16:12Speaker 3: I believe you.
- 16:13Speaker 4: Yeah, my friend Matt, I hope it sucks so bad.
- 16:18Speaker 4: I'm very worried that it will. Is there more?
- 16:22Speaker 3: Isn't he just like a successful comedian?
- 16:24Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 16:25Speaker 3: Okay, he's like uh.
- 16:27Speaker 4: He's like that. He's like Italian.
- 16:29Speaker 3: He does the void. Is there a deeper layer to why?
- 16:35Speaker 8: No, he's just funny as hell, seems I was showing.
- 16:42Speaker 4: He's not funny. I like Satin. It shocks me how
- 16:46Speaker 4: in Dispastian. I think he's like the best ever so funny.
- 16:52Speaker 4: I mean, actually, well, the thing that's weird is that
- 16:55Speaker 4: three of his specials I really don't like, there's just one,
- 17:01Speaker 4: just one of them. Yeah, but he has one that's
- 17:07Speaker 4: really funny.
- 17:09Speaker 3: Is that the one you keep watching.
- 17:10Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well, my buddy Matt's here, he got in
- 17:14Speaker 4: last night, and my other friends get here today and
- 17:17Speaker 4: you guys are all going we're all going, yeah in tuxes.
- 17:19Speaker 4: We're wearing tuxes, and no you're not. But uh well,
- 17:25Speaker 4: I was like, have you seen any Sebastian and he
- 17:28Speaker 4: was like, I've seen one of them. And then I
- 17:29Speaker 4: pulled up aren't you embarrassed? And I was like have
- 17:31Speaker 4: you seen this? And he's like no, we got like
- 17:34Speaker 4: twenty minutes in and I was like, howling that thing
- 17:37Speaker 4: and then I looked over and he's dead asleep.
- 17:42Speaker 3: Why the rewatches as well?
- 17:44Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because every time you're watching it and.
- 17:47Speaker 8: You're like, I forgot about one, but like if you
- 17:49Speaker 8: watched it enough, no you didn't forget about it.
- 17:51Speaker 3: No you do.
- 17:52Speaker 8: It's honestly like, dude, I was watching Andrew dice Clay
- 17:55Speaker 8: at MSG where he does the nursery rhymes yeah, and
- 17:58Speaker 8: everyone says him back, and like I'm kind of like, dude,
- 18:01Speaker 8: I'd be fine if he just did this entire special again.
- 18:04Speaker 8: We just got to watch it live again and like
- 18:06Speaker 8: repeat the jokes back.
- 18:09Speaker 3: Yeah you like lipstick? Oh yeah, Yeah, you put your
- 18:17Speaker 3: hands in the air and just say it a lot
- 18:19Speaker 3: with it.
- 18:22Speaker 4: It is great though. He's funny, really fun dude.
- 18:27Speaker 8: It will really really tickle me pink if you have
- 18:29Speaker 8: a miserable time tomorrow.
- 18:31Speaker 4: Yeah, it's definitely a possibility.
- 18:33Speaker 8: Yeah, the odds are you're only like of what he makes.
- 18:37Speaker 4: I've only been to I haven't been like a comedy show.
- 18:41Speaker 4: I like to like go to a comedy show in forever.
- 18:44Speaker 4: But the like, I'm trying to think if I if
- 18:46Speaker 4: I've ever been to one that was like terrible? You
- 18:48Speaker 4: you definitely you guys, definitely have you and a career.
- 18:52Speaker 8: Yeah, what was the barstool blog? You reviewed a comedy show?
- 18:58Speaker 4: I got to remove that from the internet.
- 19:00Speaker 8: Like tempting his fans at nineteen, he's like forty years ago.
- 19:07Speaker 4: Yeah, you were just like I need to get something.
- 19:09Speaker 4: I was I have to I was gonna get fired.
- 19:10Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot about this.
- 19:12Speaker 4: It was before I was on the Yact.
- 19:14Speaker 3: What show did you review that?
- 19:15Speaker 4: The Pete Davidson uh nine to eleven nine eleven reunion show? Yeah?
- 19:23Speaker 4: And what was your rating?
- 19:24Speaker 3: What was your scale?
- 19:25Speaker 4: Dude? Every single thing was like John Laney was pretty good.
- 19:29Speaker 2: That's it.
- 19:30Speaker 4: Due that went down the list of every comic.
- 19:32Speaker 10: Wait, you sorry to kind of cut this off. Not
- 19:34Speaker 10: cut off, but you just said something that reminded me
- 19:36Speaker 10: of last night. Is this not the most outrageous fantasy
- 19:39Speaker 10: football team? Fantasy of the league name.
- 19:44Speaker 4: Nine to eleven Flag Football League. Their logo is pretty sick.
- 19:51Speaker 4: It was just like an ad at the game.
- 19:53Speaker 5: This was the.
- 19:56Speaker 4: OK, yeah, that's crazy. That's at the game. It was like,
- 19:58Speaker 4: that's yeah, I thought you. I thought it was not friends, dude,
- 20:02Speaker 4: if the flags were each tower would be so I
- 20:07Speaker 4: take a degree. I was like, I want to see
- 20:08Speaker 4: these guys play the game.
- 20:09Speaker 2: Ye?
- 20:12Speaker 3: Is that league exclusive?
- 20:14Speaker 4: Yeah? It didn't. It didn't about elaborate. It was just
- 20:20Speaker 4: that was it. Here's the nine to eleven Flag Football League?
- 20:24Speaker 4: What the fuck is that? I would I would guess
- 20:27Speaker 4: its survivors. It might just be regular as people. I
- 20:29Speaker 4: don't know.
- 20:30Speaker 8: Could could there be enough survivors to field entire league
- 20:33Speaker 8: of flag football enthusiasts?
- 20:36Speaker 4: Absolutely? Flag football league. Everyone's a survivor these days. I
- 20:41Speaker 4: guess yeah, we survived it.
- 20:43Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 20:43Speaker 4: Everyone you talk to is like, oh, I was supposed
- 20:45Speaker 4: to be on the plane. How big was the plane.
- 20:48Speaker 3: That was one flight. There's like five celebrities.
- 20:53Speaker 4: I've never seen a famous person on my plane. That
- 20:56Speaker 4: one was.
- 20:59Speaker 3: How that was so many people on the so many.
- 21:03Speaker 4: Notable I mean it was September morning celebrity the Oscars.
- 21:09Speaker 4: Wasn't there one from Boston to New York? They were
- 21:12Speaker 4: Boston Boston l Okay, I was gonna say, because that's
- 21:15Speaker 4: like a fucking delta connection with eighty seats on it.
- 21:19Speaker 10: It was I I I remember the one in our
- 21:24Speaker 10: town was like our woodworking teacher's daughter.
- 21:26Speaker 4: Was supposed to be the stewardess, so she didn't get
- 21:29Speaker 4: the job.
- 21:30Speaker 8: Yeah, she's actually attendant. She just was gonna be a
- 21:34Speaker 8: flight attendant and she could have been on that flight.
- 21:36Speaker 4: If I had finished flight attendant the school, I would
- 21:39Speaker 4: have been on there. Yeah.
- 21:40Speaker 8: Yeah, people really get off on almost Yeah, it's a
- 21:43Speaker 8: big thing. The one guy that did that was in
- 21:46Speaker 8: the league. Yeah, completely, he got fucked. Yeah, didn't he
- 21:50Speaker 8: say he was like in the towers?
- 21:52Speaker 4: He was in the towers. Yeah, And I've interviewed him
- 21:54Speaker 4: before and I didn't ask about that. What else?
- 21:58Speaker 3: What was he on the media circuit for?
- 22:00Speaker 4: He was going on tour, He was on tour with
- 22:01Speaker 4: a so him and already came on the show. Yeah
- 22:03Speaker 4: he's a comedian. Yeah, okay, Steve Raina is easy, nice guy,
- 22:07Speaker 4: seemed like. But yeah, a while one to be like
- 22:10Speaker 4: I was in the tower. You don't need to do that.
- 22:13Speaker 4: You don't need to lie about.
- 22:14Speaker 3: That's something if you lie once. Maybe he was wasted.
- 22:17Speaker 3: I think that one dude, and then he had to
- 22:19Speaker 3: keep going. Yeah, I think he embarrassing, Yeah, to get
- 22:23Speaker 3: caught up, and I.
- 22:23Speaker 4: Think he got caught in like a bad line. Like
- 22:26Speaker 4: I think it was like maybe like a joke or something,
- 22:28Speaker 4: and then someone was like, you know, he was in
- 22:29Speaker 4: and then he just had to go on.
- 22:31Speaker 3: I don't know. That feels really avoidable now that I
- 22:33Speaker 3: think about it.
- 22:33Speaker 4: Yeah, after the first person comes up to you and
- 22:35Speaker 4: they're like, were you in the tower? No, it'll be
- 22:38Speaker 4: funny started spreading.
- 22:41Speaker 8: But how long has he been telling that lie? I
- 22:44Speaker 8: don't know it'll be funny if he lied that he
- 22:46Speaker 8: was in that tower before nine to eleven happened. He
- 22:48Speaker 8: was like cheating on his girlfriend. He's like, I'm at
- 22:50Speaker 8: the World Trade cet.
- 22:54Speaker 2: Keep this.
- 22:57Speaker 4: I think of him like actively working to keep the league.
- 23:00Speaker 4: Not that big a show like, oh yeah, he can't
- 23:04Speaker 4: get that. Yeah yeah, yeah.
- 23:08Speaker 8: As you get more and more popular, it's like they're
- 23:10Speaker 8: going to dig this up. Yeah, that's what I feel
- 23:13Speaker 8: like that's been. Is there another celebrity that did that too,
- 23:15Speaker 8: or is it just.
- 23:16Speaker 4: Feel like there was?
- 23:18Speaker 8: It's actually in a couple Wahlburg said he would have
- 23:20Speaker 8: stopped it, Yeah, which that's not lie not a lot.
- 23:23Speaker 4: Yeah. Do you think he would have stopped it? No,
- 23:27Speaker 4: definitely not. Mark Wahlberg's like five six pounds. I don't
- 23:32Speaker 4: think he would have stopped it. I think he would,
- 23:34Speaker 4: but I've never seen a jacked terrorist.
- 23:38Speaker 8: Dude.
- 23:38Speaker 4: There were probably like eight other dudes on that flight
- 23:40Speaker 4: that would have had a better chance of stopping it
- 23:42Speaker 4: than Mark Walburg. No, wrong, absolutely, dude. Mark Wahlberg has
- 23:46Speaker 4: at least like hand to hand combat training. Dude, you
- 23:48Speaker 4: are so Boston poisoned.
- 23:51Speaker 3: No, I don't think Mark Wahlberg would have stopped the terror.
- 23:55Speaker 4: I don't think he would have stopped it in any capacity.
- 23:57Speaker 10: I think I think he would have. He would have
- 23:59Speaker 10: given on a bad day. I think I think Mark
- 24:03Speaker 10: Wahlberg what what was he probably like thirty five.
- 24:06Speaker 4: At the time. Yeah, maybe younger, maybe younger. I think.
- 24:10Speaker 4: I think I think if he fights one guy, that
- 24:13Speaker 4: guy's gonna have a tough day and then he's gonna
- 24:16Speaker 4: die regardless, that's what it's not only he's gonna stop it.
- 24:18Speaker 4: But I think I think you don't want to run too.
- 24:20Speaker 4: Mark Wahlberg in a dark alley as a terrorist. I
- 24:23Speaker 4: think walburga actors are actors, are our stage performers. Yeah, No,
- 24:34Speaker 4: I don't think Mark Wahlberg could have stopped.
- 24:36Speaker 10: He does have that plane that movie coming out, though
- 24:38Speaker 10: he would have what what movie? He's got a movie
- 24:41Speaker 10: coming out where he like stops a terrorist attack.
- 24:42Speaker 4: On a plane.
- 24:43Speaker 10: No, yeah, really yeah, because I swear to god, it's
- 24:47Speaker 10: like his next movie coming out.
- 24:49Speaker 8: I've kind of grown out of Marky Mark me too
- 24:51Speaker 8: in a way. I used to love him, and now
- 24:53Speaker 8: it kind of I have not been keeping tabs on him.
- 24:57Speaker 4: He has this new clothing brand that's like super he
- 25:00Speaker 4: wears He wears an exclusively Yeah.
- 25:02Speaker 10: Bless up, Stay blessed. Wakes up at two am to
- 25:05Speaker 10: press yeah. Movies called Flight Risk comes out in twenty
- 25:08Speaker 10: twenty five. The US Marshall Board is a small plane
- 25:11Speaker 10: to transfer government witness to New York. As they crossed
- 25:14Speaker 10: the Alaskan Wilderness, tensions start to rise, as not everyone
- 25:17Speaker 10: on the flight is who they appear to be.
- 25:19Speaker 3: Yeah, he's reliving a fantasy.
- 25:21Speaker 4: Yeah he's too many people were making jokes about this.
- 25:25Speaker 4: I gotta show him. Yeah, let's make a movie about it.
- 25:29Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 25:30Speaker 4: Man, we're supposed to be on there. What I want
- 25:33Speaker 4: to know what other celebs were supposed to be on there?
- 25:35Speaker 2: On that?
- 25:36Speaker 4: So I could cherish him a little bit harder while
- 25:38Speaker 4: we have him. Dude, I mean, I've never really every
- 25:43Speaker 4: flight I'm supposed to be on, I'm on yeah right,
- 25:47Speaker 4: oh my god.
- 25:48Speaker 3: Yeah, And like if something else came up, I'd be like, nah,
- 25:51Speaker 3: I had a flight.
- 25:52Speaker 4: Everyone everyone on nine eleven was, oh shit, I can't
- 25:56Speaker 4: go to l A.
- 25:57Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot that.
- 25:59Speaker 4: It's for some reason. I really wanted to just enjoy
- 26:02Speaker 4: coffee with my wife. Yeah, you always hear that. So
- 26:05Speaker 4: I decided to skip my flight to l A.
- 26:08Speaker 3: Babe, I'm late.
- 26:09Speaker 8: I'm late for my flight as is, but yeah, I'll
- 26:11Speaker 8: bring the drop the kids off at school.
- 26:12Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 26:13Speaker 4: It's also like, dude, flying from Boston to l A,
- 26:17Speaker 4: like that time difference, Like you got to take that
- 26:20Speaker 4: like that if you don't take the current flight you're on,
- 26:22Speaker 4: you're not going to get there. Oh you're fuck yeah. Yeah,
- 26:27Speaker 4: I don't believe any of the almost. I think if
- 26:31Speaker 4: you were supposed to be on the flight, you were
- 26:33Speaker 4: on the flight, flight was packed. Sold out, Yeah, yeah,
- 26:38Speaker 4: just sold out the event. The tickets were going fast,
- 26:43Speaker 4: limited tickets remaining. You know what that means, right, I
- 26:46Speaker 4: do love the idea of like, uh I was I
- 26:50Speaker 4: was when I when I was at the Yankees Red
- 26:52Speaker 4: Sox game, I was saying, I love the idea of
- 26:54Speaker 4: like the Yankees hitting up Aaron Rodd, Aaron Rodd or
- 26:57Speaker 4: Aaron Judge and being like, uh yeah, you think you
- 27:01Speaker 4: think you could like share a story about the game tonight,
- 27:04Speaker 4: like to promote tickets.
- 27:07Speaker 3: It's so funny.
- 27:08Speaker 4: Then you get a repost on your stories. Hey guys,
- 27:12Speaker 4: it's going to be really fun Hey guys, a couple
- 27:17Speaker 4: of tickets left, make sure you grab them.
- 27:19Speaker 7: Now.
- 27:20Speaker 4: That happened like last week with Sidney Crosby.
- 27:23Speaker 10: Really, Sidney Crosby re signed his or resigned the contract
- 27:26Speaker 10: with the Pittsburgh Penguins. For Jidney Crosby is arguably, you know,
- 27:30Speaker 10: on the mount rushmore of NHL players of all time.
- 27:32Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's had a two.
- 27:35Speaker 3: Year deal for eight point seven. He does everything.
- 27:38Speaker 8: Eighty seven that's really yeah salary salary point I would
- 27:42Speaker 8: have guessed on eighty.
- 27:44Speaker 10: Yeah, and they made and then they immediately put him
- 27:47Speaker 10: to work going around knocking on the season to go.
- 27:49Speaker 4: He's done everything. He's the man.
- 27:51Speaker 3: I'm not going to stand for any of them.
- 27:53Speaker 4: Oh no, No, I love Sidney Crosby.
- 27:54Speaker 10: It's just it's every time the NHL stought sounds a
- 27:57Speaker 10: contract and you're like, oh, yeah, that.
- 27:59Speaker 4: Is this is not a real league.
- 28:01Speaker 10: No, they were like the eight points that million is
- 28:03Speaker 10: mostly for you being a liaison for ticket influencers or
- 28:07Speaker 10: ticket hold.
- 28:07Speaker 4: Yes, right, that's so weird. How little hockey. Like, what's
- 28:11Speaker 4: like the highest contract in the NHL. I don't I
- 28:14Speaker 4: want to say, it's like it's oh, it's a dry
- 28:16Speaker 4: siginle who just signed that? I think it's twelve average Jesus. Yeah.
- 28:20Speaker 8: Meanwhile's crazy the twelfth man on the bench in the
- 28:23Speaker 8: NBA is making like thirty five.
- 28:26Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 28:26Speaker 3: You ever got the ESPN rosters has the salaries of
- 28:30Speaker 3: the NBA players just looking insane. It's insane, which I've
- 28:33Speaker 3: never looked at. There's guys on the team making fifty million,
- 28:37Speaker 3: twenty million dollars.
- 28:39Speaker 4: That's crazy. I mean, I I I uh, I didn't
- 28:44Speaker 4: know Pat Bev's career earnings are like ninety million something. Dude.
- 28:48Speaker 4: If I were Pat, I wouldn't be doing shit right now.
- 28:51Speaker 10: You know how much you gotta love the game to
- 28:53Speaker 10: be like, I'll go to award dude while I'm worth
- 28:56Speaker 10: a one hundred million dollars for.
- 28:58Speaker 4: Like one more million.
- 29:00Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, dude, you know it's like so dangerous to
- 29:08Speaker 8: be that rich anywhere else.
- 29:10Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I kill you. And I'm pretty sure he
- 29:13Speaker 4: probably stands out a little bit more there. Yeah, why
- 29:16Speaker 4: do you think that?
- 29:17Speaker 8: Because they're in Israel. It's a bunch of like five
- 29:19Speaker 8: four Jews and then three I've just seven tall.
- 29:26Speaker 4: He's not Jewish, Redlock. Some of those guys have dreads.
- 29:35Speaker 4: I'll have like one dread just hanging in the front. Yeah,
- 29:41Speaker 4: you're you're sneaky Jewish. I am Jewish. No, we went
- 29:45Speaker 4: over this last episode. I gotta I'm doing the ancestry
- 29:48Speaker 4: dot com to find out if can't you just ask
- 29:50Speaker 4: your parents? Well, I'm doing it to figure out how
- 29:52Speaker 4: ojekenazi jew I am to figure out if that's the
- 29:56Speaker 4: source of my stomach problems, go to the doctor, dude, Yeah,
- 29:59Speaker 4: I want to figure out af I'm Jewish though, Yeah,
- 30:02Speaker 4: because my dad, my dad's eighty percent jew Your dad's
- 30:07Speaker 4: eighty percent.
- 30:08Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 30:09Speaker 4: How do you get eight to be eighty percent of
- 30:11Speaker 4: a religion? I don't know. It's ethnicity, it is.
- 30:18Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 30:19Speaker 10: We had a caller on Case radio to day asking,
- 30:21Speaker 10: like something you found out way too late in life,
- 30:24Speaker 10: and mine was that like my name was Jewish.
- 30:27Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I was the victim of Andrew. Are you
- 30:33Speaker 4: are you Jewish at all?
- 30:35Speaker 2: No?
- 30:35Speaker 10: Like my great great grandmother or something like that was
- 30:38Speaker 10: my great great grandfather, I think, but I would like
- 30:41Speaker 10: I would. I had a hockey camp when I was
- 30:42Speaker 10: young where they would slide swasters under my door and
- 30:45Speaker 10: I would just like step over.
- 30:46Speaker 3: The wrong Why under your door?
- 30:50Speaker 4: That's crazy, That's that's anti Semitic, that's a threat.
- 30:54Speaker 5: I was.
- 30:55Speaker 10: And then when I wasn't call my freshman year of college,
- 30:57Speaker 10: I went to the Catholic college and they drew swass
- 30:58Speaker 10: my door and again open doors, like it's not me.
- 31:02Speaker 3: Are the follow slide to swaster, like like the arts
- 31:07Speaker 3: and crafts and cut it out.
- 31:15Speaker 4: I came in. They built a baby mobile over my bed.
- 31:18Speaker 4: That's crazy. You're a thick You could probably get some
- 31:21Speaker 4: like money out of that. Yeah, I know. I like
- 31:23Speaker 4: to think back on what those kids thought that. I like,
- 31:26Speaker 4: this kid's probably this.
- 31:29Speaker 2: Is at all.
- 31:31Speaker 4: Yeah, it's one tough jew.
- 31:36Speaker 3: Jew's got thick skin.
- 31:38Speaker 4: This guy might be the man. Nah, he really rolls
- 31:42Speaker 4: with the punches. He doesn't.
- 31:46Speaker 8: Didn't Dave Portnoy write a blog like, wait, Feidelberg isn't Jewish?
- 31:50Speaker 10: He, like Dave didn't, and I honestly would guess if
- 31:54Speaker 10: you attached them to a lictor. He still does not
- 31:56Speaker 10: believe me, Like he thinks I'm just lying.
- 31:58Speaker 4: I don't believe that Tommy is not Jewish. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah,
- 32:02Speaker 4: there's no way he isn't.
- 32:03Speaker 8: Everything about him screams jew He screams its due. You
- 32:13Speaker 8: see Tommy from from four blocks over and you're like,
- 32:17Speaker 8: look at that fucking jewe.
- 32:21Speaker 4: Dude.
- 32:21Speaker 8: He has severe allergies every season.
- 32:24Speaker 3: Yes, yes he is. He's advanced Jewish.
- 32:27Speaker 4: You ever seen him come in with the after post
- 32:29Speaker 4: allergy test? Dude? Have you ever seen when someone does that.
- 32:33Speaker 4: If you get an allergy test, stay home. They come
- 32:36Speaker 4: in the Tommy comes into work, his arm has like
- 32:39Speaker 4: gashes all the high.
- 32:41Speaker 8: It's just it's like, dude, I don't wear long sleeves,
- 32:43Speaker 8: You're gonna get an allergy test.
- 32:44Speaker 4: He one wants to see that ship. Yeah, once a week.
- 32:49Speaker 4: I got one, like one time. But that's all. That's
- 32:52Speaker 4: very Tommy to be, like, I gotta find out if
- 32:53Speaker 4: I have any new allergies.
- 32:55Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 32:57Speaker 4: He's got to come out gay.
- 33:02Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 33:02Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 33:02Speaker 4: Both. The most I think, the most juice thing.
- 33:05Speaker 10: He does is he has to make sure he gets
- 33:06Speaker 10: an ile sea on planes because he has the Yeah,
- 33:10Speaker 10: he's like, I got to use the bathroom.
- 33:11Speaker 4: Wow, talking about you're an adult man, Yeah, control your vowels. Yeah,
- 33:16Speaker 4: but also getting stuck in like the fucking window seats.
- 33:20Speaker 3: The window seats is the best.
- 33:22Speaker 2: It's the best.
- 33:22Speaker 3: The view you get from a plane window is better
- 33:25Speaker 3: than anywhere you can travel to see him. Yeah, dude,
- 33:28Speaker 3: I was, oh my god, flying into New York at night,
- 33:31Speaker 3: you experience wondering the game going on, and like people
- 33:35Speaker 3: weren't looking out their windows.
- 33:36Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 33:37Speaker 4: I was so pissed, dude. I went to a I
- 33:39Speaker 4: went to a birthday thing for somebody on party. Yeah
- 33:43Speaker 4: on uh on Monday or Tuesday or Wednesday.
- 33:47Speaker 3: I forget.
- 33:47Speaker 4: I keep forgetting. It's Friday, and dide. I biked to Brooklyn.
- 33:53Speaker 4: I don't know where this is going. It was, dude,
- 33:57Speaker 4: I was I was looking. I was looking at the skyline.
- 34:00Speaker 8: It was awesome, dude. It was like the sickest thing.
- 34:03Speaker 8: I was like pumping through me going down the bridge.
- 34:06Speaker 8: Oh yeah, you go so fast?
- 34:08Speaker 4: Were you afraid? Horrified?
- 34:10Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 34:10Speaker 4: Yeah going? Did you get scared arriving in New York scared?
- 34:17Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 34:18Speaker 3: Like I think I've been too habituated to the Midwestern whites.
- 34:22Speaker 3: I walked out of my hotel and shrieked at the diversity. Yeah,
- 34:28Speaker 3: it is insane. It feels like a different country. There
- 34:31Speaker 3: are some races, like there was like seven continents worth
- 34:34Speaker 3: of people. Yeah, one hundred ethnicities all on one street.
- 34:37Speaker 4: Co Yeah.
- 34:38Speaker 3: Yeah, out of respect? Where are you staying in Korea town?
- 34:45Speaker 4: No respectful?
- 34:46Speaker 3: Shriek whoa holy ship? Used to like Iowa grads wearing Nike?
- 34:52Speaker 8: Yeah, Chicago is not very diverse at all. Well, it's
- 34:55Speaker 8: just very uh split white black Mexican. Yeah, and I
- 34:58Speaker 8: got used to that, and it's all like the where
- 35:02Speaker 8: you guys are, that whole area is just white. Oh
- 35:05Speaker 8: it's my area is like the biggest melting pot for
- 35:08Speaker 8: like white people.
- 35:09Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 35:11Speaker 4: Yeah, I was seeing that last night at the game.
- 35:18Speaker 4: Like in games, I'm like, go games in Boston. Oh yeah,
- 35:21Speaker 4: everyone's what Yeah. And the last night I was like
- 35:23Speaker 4: this a lot of different races.
- 35:25Speaker 5: Dude.
- 35:25Speaker 4: We sat in the bleachers at the Yankees Red Sox game.
- 35:28Speaker 4: I think I was the only white dude in the Yeah.
- 35:32Speaker 3: I forgot what that was.
- 35:33Speaker 8: Like, Like, I like, the the most shocking minority I'll
- 35:38Speaker 8: see is I'll go to a bar and there will
- 35:40Speaker 8: be like a white Michigan State grat.
- 35:42Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, get out of here. You go back to
- 35:47Speaker 4: where you came in Michigan. Dude, I can't even understand
- 35:53Speaker 4: what you're saying.
- 35:55Speaker 8: It's like a big twelve dude walks into a bar.
- 35:57Speaker 8: I was wearing West Virginia ship and people were calling me.
- 36:00Speaker 4: The end work. Oh man, that's do you guys like
- 36:06Speaker 4: Chicago still? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, dude, yeah it sucks.
- 36:12Speaker 3: You think it sucks, It's fine.
- 36:14Speaker 4: I like it a lot. Ione moved there. Oh yeah, no,
- 36:18Speaker 4: I'm cool with it. I like it a lot. Yeah,
- 36:20Speaker 4: you don't miss New York at all.
- 36:21Speaker 3: I miss I missed fine energy. If you like to
- 36:23Speaker 3: have fun, this is probably Chicago's fun too.
- 36:27Speaker 8: Yeah, but like in New York you could guarantee fun
- 36:29Speaker 8: every night if you wanted to, and I really take
- 36:32Speaker 8: advantage of that years.
- 36:33Speaker 3: But it's nice to know.
- 36:34Speaker 8: But it's yeah, any time, anytime I want, like it's Monday,
- 36:39Speaker 8: I could go out to a crowded bar.
- 36:40Speaker 10: Yeah, I just was gonna say in Chicago, like Boston,
- 36:42Speaker 10: where it's like, yeah, Thursday, this Saturday, Sunday a little
- 36:45Speaker 10: bit yeah, South, but like you can't go to a
- 36:47Speaker 10: bar on Tuesday, no, right.
- 36:49Speaker 3: Which is like that was That's fine, That's fine. Yeah,
- 36:54Speaker 3: you can't get sucked up to like four am on
- 36:58Speaker 3: Yeah he's backwards.
- 36:59Speaker 4: Ass fucks Kavy, are you still off the sauce?
- 37:02Speaker 3: I'm currently off weed and booze. I'm just so boring.
- 37:06Speaker 3: I just threw in the towel on free will. Yeah,
- 37:08Speaker 3: so many options in Chicago, and it's just jim work,
- 37:13Speaker 3: watch TV with my girlfriend and then fantasize about being
- 37:16Speaker 3: a twenty four year old raver from San Diego.
- 37:19Speaker 4: It's busy. Why did you give up beating booze?
- 37:24Speaker 3: It's just it's cyclical, like yeah, you know, it becomes
- 37:27Speaker 3: too much off of it, and then I get too
- 37:30Speaker 3: bored of feeling good. So you're off the booze, right?
- 37:34Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 37:35Speaker 4: You for how long? Like nine months? Dude? When you
- 37:38Speaker 4: were like our age. You're going to regret this so much?
- 37:41Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 37:41Speaker 4: Probably?
- 37:42Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 37:42Speaker 4: How old? Yeah you're twenty three? Twenty three?
- 37:44Speaker 3: Someone told me they saw you getting funky after a show. Yeah,
- 37:49Speaker 3: at a bar, getting funky.
- 37:50Speaker 4: I haven't been to a bar really nine months?
- 37:53Speaker 2: Probably?
- 37:53Speaker 4: Yeah? Would you break if you went to a bar?
- 37:57Speaker 5: No?
- 37:57Speaker 4: No, I'm going to do for fun. Video game? Yeah
- 38:00Speaker 4: you know I played uh that New Space Marine game?
- 38:03Speaker 4: You played it?
- 38:03Speaker 7: No?
- 38:04Speaker 4: You like it? I'd like it? Yeah?
- 38:06Speaker 3: I have a PlayStation two.
- 38:08Speaker 4: Yeah really I do have Crash Yeah Space Marine dude.
- 38:14Speaker 4: I beat the game in two days. But like, do
- 38:16Speaker 4: you like you like smiling? Like a twenty hour game?
- 38:19Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, Harry?
- 38:21Speaker 4: Yeah? Are you? How are you good?
- 38:25Speaker 8: I've been to your apartments before and like you were
- 38:27Speaker 8: like a you collected a lot of empty bags of
- 38:29Speaker 8: beef jerky, like stacked to the sel.
- 38:31Speaker 4: My apartment's clean as hell. Yeah, yeah, it's super clean. Nice. Yeah,
- 38:34Speaker 4: because you moved, I moved, Yeah, since you guys likest
- 38:38Speaker 4: were at my apartment. Yeah, but my my new spot's
- 38:42Speaker 4: pretty nice and I got a pretty pretty sweet setup. Yeah,
- 38:45Speaker 4: very clean. That's all. That's really my thing these days,
- 38:48Speaker 4: maintaining my space. I like that really. Oh yeah, yeah,
- 38:51Speaker 4: take that's what Jordan Peterson says. You got to take
- 38:54Speaker 4: care of your landscape.
- 38:55Speaker 3: Do you think that's due to sobriety you have more?
- 38:58Speaker 4: Oh yeah absolutely.
- 38:59Speaker 3: How do you invade so much peer pressure that you're
- 39:01Speaker 3: always doing shows and out of clubs.
- 39:03Speaker 4: Because like ninety percent of comedians are sober?
- 39:05Speaker 8: Really oh really, but like that's because they were addicts
- 39:08Speaker 8: for decades.
- 39:09Speaker 3: Yes, you just decided to skip all that.
- 39:12Speaker 4: Well, I was going down that path. Th Oh absolutely.
- 39:17Speaker 4: I think about randomly all like ship will come into
- 39:19Speaker 4: my head about like the stuff I used to do,
- 39:21Speaker 4: and I'm.
- 39:21Speaker 8: Like, there was a stretch of like one month where
- 39:24Speaker 8: you were like out till six am, Yes, every single night.
- 39:27Speaker 3: I remember.
- 39:28Speaker 4: Well that was the thing is I was like missing
- 39:29Speaker 4: the yak dude. Yeah, you were such leaping show. There
- 39:35Speaker 4: was such a piece of shit.
- 39:36Speaker 8: And you were like, should I tell him like that
- 39:38Speaker 8: I was out that late. We're like nost sat down,
- 39:40Speaker 8: he was broke. You're like, yes, sorry, I missed yesterday.
- 39:42Speaker 8: I was out till five.
- 39:43Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 39:43Speaker 4: I slept through the YAC.
- 39:45Speaker 8: A lot of those fuck I remember one specifically was
- 39:48Speaker 8: we did we did a we did like a draft
- 39:51Speaker 8: or something, or we did like a we did something
- 39:52Speaker 8: where we were drinking on a Friday for the act
- 39:55Speaker 8: And I was out until like seven am the night before,
- 39:59Speaker 8: and I had to get to the act and I
- 40:01Speaker 8: was going home to mass Chusets that day too, and
- 40:04Speaker 8: I had to wake up, go to the act, drink more,
- 40:09Speaker 8: and then take a take a train back to massa Chusetts.
- 40:13Speaker 4: And then I think I saw you on the train.
- 40:15Speaker 8: Yeah, and I was I had like four bud lights
- 40:18Speaker 8: on my on my tray on the train, and I
- 40:20Speaker 8: remember you came and you brought me more buds.
- 40:23Speaker 4: I remember that. Wow.
- 40:25Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 40:27Speaker 4: And I remember seeing UH Tech guy Andrew in the
- 40:30Speaker 4: office and I remember like him walking by me and
- 40:32Speaker 4: looking at me and just going, oh, you're like shit,
- 40:37Speaker 4: and he's just and I was like, I'm exhausted. I'd
- 40:42Speaker 4: been drunk for twenty four hours.
- 40:44Speaker 8: Dude, you've like been doing this like working here backwards,
- 40:49Speaker 8: like you rolled in a really dog shit employee. Yeah,
- 40:52Speaker 8: and then you've became a good one over time, which
- 40:54Speaker 8: is so back was about I'm I remember, I'm like challenge.
- 40:57Speaker 3: You almost got fired like your first week.
- 40:59Speaker 8: Yeah, that one kept missing way and lack because they
- 41:02Speaker 8: would text me and be like wag ins in ten
- 41:05Speaker 8: minutes and I'd be like, well, I'm not in the office. Yeah,
- 41:09Speaker 8: you just like you got hired and You're like, yeah,
- 41:10Speaker 8: I'm not I'm not coming in. I uh well, I'm
- 41:15Speaker 8: like pretty much part time.
- 41:17Speaker 4: Okay. Yeah, my only thing is ton of a Boy
- 41:19Speaker 4: Dad and out of Order. But I don't even get
- 41:21Speaker 4: paid for out of order. It's not even a part
- 41:23Speaker 4: of my contract.
- 41:24Speaker 5: Really.
- 41:24Speaker 8: Yeah, my contract was literally like Son of a Boy
- 41:27Speaker 8: Dad only okay. And then Dave was like, we don't
- 41:29Speaker 8: care what you do as long as.
- 41:31Speaker 4: You're putting out the episodes on time every week. Oh
- 41:34Speaker 4: that's pretty cool. Yeah, that's nice.
- 41:35Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 41:36Speaker 3: Will you would you ever get an itch to like
- 41:39Speaker 3: hop and do something else.
- 41:42Speaker 4: If stuff starts going really bad for me?
- 41:44Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 41:44Speaker 4: Okay, if dude, if if stand up starts really not
- 41:48Speaker 4: working out, you'll I'll be in like I'll be hosting
- 41:51Speaker 4: most dangerous games. I'll be like bringing everyone in the
- 41:58Speaker 4: New York as Central Park. We're doing like water gun Battle. Yeah,
- 42:07Speaker 4: not a good idea for a series. We're all going
- 42:09Speaker 4: to camp out in Central Park to day I opened.
- 42:12Speaker 3: The day I opened Twitter, and you're like, you're just
- 42:18Speaker 3: listening things. Yeah, you said things.
- 42:21Speaker 8: Spider Bird's been Yes, very funny office chairs, dude.
- 42:31Speaker 3: Fights.
- 42:31Speaker 8: Like when Sass first moved here, like me and Kyle
- 42:35Speaker 8: were walking over around. We were telling them like what
- 42:37Speaker 8: we do, and Sas was like, dude, if I'm doing
- 42:39Speaker 8: this at thirty, Like the day before it was like
- 42:45Speaker 8: Nick's thirtieth birthday, you were out for my thirtieth birthday, Dude,
- 42:50Speaker 8: if I'm doing this at thirty on dude, the day
- 42:57Speaker 8: I open Twitter and I see a graphic that like
- 42:59Speaker 8: Sass is hosting a beer pong tournament at barstool.
- 43:02Speaker 4: Now, oh that's dude, that's common.
- 43:09Speaker 3: That graphic would be so funny.
- 43:11Speaker 4: Did we had its own cross arm? We filmed a sketch.
- 43:17Speaker 4: We filmed a sketch the other day and we read
- 43:20Speaker 4: a kitchen and I was standing behind the kitchen and
- 43:22Speaker 4: I turned to fights and I was like, I was like,
- 43:23Speaker 4: it's just a little glimpse into my future right here,
- 43:26Speaker 4: just working at a kitchen in five years from now,
- 43:29Speaker 4: flipping burgers. Dude, I'm fully prepared for it to all
- 43:33Speaker 4: come crash. I love it too much.
- 43:35Speaker 3: You work too hard at it.
- 43:36Speaker 4: There's no chance. There's always a chance, yes, just it's
- 43:41Speaker 4: just not working. A small chance. It's a big chance.
- 43:45Speaker 4: What would like seventy dude?
- 43:54Speaker 8: I thought when I put out that, don't tell said,
- 43:57Speaker 8: I was like, this is going to change. Everything didn't change,
- 44:02Speaker 8: and it did well. I was still happy with it.
- 44:04Speaker 2: Yeah, But like.
- 44:06Speaker 4: I was like, when I put that out, my initial
- 44:09Speaker 4: thought was like, dude, I'm staying at barstool for as
- 44:11Speaker 4: long as I can. I'm sticking this out for as
- 44:14Speaker 4: long as I possibly can.
- 44:16Speaker 8: There's nothing more disheartening when you put something out and
- 44:19Speaker 8: just like tomorrow I'm gonna walk in, I'm gonna be like, have.
- 44:21Speaker 4: A different air, dude, I thought like strangers were gonna
- 44:23Speaker 4: be you know, you remember that story of fucking Danny
- 44:27Speaker 4: DeVito tells a story about when he did taxi and
- 44:30Speaker 4: he said that like that was back when TV there's
- 44:32Speaker 4: only like four channels, so like eighty million viewers per episode,
- 44:35Speaker 4: and he had like a thirty second cameo and an
- 44:37Speaker 4: episode of Taxi and he went out the next morning
- 44:40Speaker 4: and he was an aless celebrity. That's when I was like,
- 44:42Speaker 4: when I put that's what I thought was gonna happen.
- 44:43Speaker 4: When I put out this, Dontel said, I thought I
- 44:45Speaker 4: was gonna go and like the dude at the bodega
- 44:47Speaker 4: was going to be like, I saw you on your TV.
- 44:51Speaker 8: Yeah, dude, there's just too much to look at now,
- 44:54Speaker 8: there's no chance yeah whatever that yeah, yeah, no, yeah.
- 44:58Speaker 4: I was within three hours of it coming out, I
- 45:01Speaker 4: was like, this will be good, but it's definitely not
- 45:03Speaker 4: gonna That's fine change stuff for.
- 45:05Speaker 8: Me, yeah, but it's it's still disheartening, and it like
- 45:07Speaker 8: happens to I'm sure all of us, like something we
- 45:09Speaker 8: think is like life change, not life changing, but like
- 45:13Speaker 8: this is a thing I worked out on this oh
- 45:15Speaker 8: yeah yeah, and people are like that was good. Yeah,
- 45:18Speaker 8: I would rather people say it sucks.
- 45:20Speaker 4: It was cool.
- 45:20Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 45:21Speaker 4: A lot of people were like that was really good,
- 45:22Speaker 4: excited to can't wait to see how he progresses. And
- 45:25Speaker 4: in my head, I was like this is the best
- 45:27Speaker 4: I'll ever be. You could tell this kid is going
- 45:31Speaker 4: once he puts it together. This sass kid has all
- 45:36Speaker 4: the tools. It's just figure it out. It was crazy, though, dude.
- 45:43Speaker 4: That was like because it did well, like it did
- 45:46Speaker 4: do very We got like two hundred thousand views, so
- 45:48Speaker 4: I was like pumped about how well it did, but like, yeah,
- 45:51Speaker 4: like dude, it was like the most stressed I've ever
- 45:54Speaker 4: been the first like twenty four hours that I was good.
- 45:56Speaker 4: It was like you ever ever see like, uh and
- 46:00Speaker 4: you walk by like Jack Max desk or something and
- 46:02Speaker 4: he has like six desktops or like yeah, like ten
- 46:04Speaker 4: Jack and like tweet deck up and ship. That was
- 46:07Speaker 4: me just reading the comments, like I like, I remember
- 46:10Speaker 4: it was like ten hours into it being out, and
- 46:12Speaker 4: I was like, oh shit, I wonder if they posted
- 46:14Speaker 4: on Facebook the loaded Facebook like created an account to
- 46:19Speaker 4: go look at the comments on that Vimeo comments. Yeah,
- 46:24Speaker 4: but uh yeah, it's weird. It's tough. It's tough to
- 46:28Speaker 4: be I did. I think it put it in perspective
- 46:31Speaker 4: for me how hard it is to have something in
- 46:34Speaker 4: stand up do like really well, yeah, like to get
- 46:38Speaker 4: something to get like a million views on YouTube it
- 46:41Speaker 4: just it also sucks because, like I think the majority
- 46:45Speaker 4: not you.
- 46:45Speaker 8: If people will watch a stand up special once, oh,
- 46:47Speaker 8: it's like, damn, I'm excited for him to put out.
- 46:49Speaker 8: Your first thought is like, I'm excited to see that
- 46:51Speaker 8: that's yeah, yeah, yeah, instead of a movie where you're
- 46:53Speaker 8: like that was awesome. When to go back to the theater. Yeah,
- 46:55Speaker 8: Like so you put it out and that was probably
- 46:58Speaker 8: like three years of work for you. Yeah, and then
- 47:00Speaker 8: they're just like, oh, yeah, let's hopefully he puts out
- 47:02Speaker 8: another one.
- 47:03Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't wait for more.
- 47:06Speaker 3: Nearly impostile, You're probably like people in your immediate circle
- 47:10Speaker 3: are the biggest comics in the world. That's comparis then
- 47:16Speaker 3: if they all moved to Austin now, like you're like
- 47:18Speaker 3: direct that you know. Now I'm like the I'm the
- 47:23Speaker 3: biggest person.
- 47:24Speaker 4: In my circle a lot by like a large the
- 47:30Speaker 4: leader of the Pact second place out a year ago today,
- 47:37Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, this is
- 47:40Speaker 4: my crew. I'm friends with the with the most famous
- 47:43Speaker 4: people in comedy, and now it's just but you still text, yeah,
- 47:47Speaker 4: I'm still friends with all those times.
- 47:48Speaker 8: Yeah, like comparing yourself to them did like some of
- 47:52Speaker 8: them text you after the doult teal came out and
- 47:53Speaker 8: was like that was good.
- 47:55Speaker 4: No, no, okay, never, sorry for asking, yeah, never cool.
- 48:00Speaker 3: Maybe that maybe I haven't seen it yet.
- 48:02Speaker 8: They're probably waiting to watch it for like a rainy
- 48:05Speaker 8: Sunday or something. You're checking the World football is you're waiting.
- 48:10Speaker 8: You're waiting for an overcast A in Austin and is
- 48:13Speaker 8: waiting for.
- 48:16Speaker 4: You should be.
- 48:16Speaker 8: Watching for ray for rain. It hasn't rained in Austin
- 48:23Speaker 8: in three weeks. Yeah, but now things are going well?
- 48:34Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, what what was the act?
- 48:38Speaker 3: It's fun?
- 48:39Speaker 4: Fun?
- 48:39Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 48:40Speaker 3: Wet? Yeah?
- 48:42Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I was that.
- 48:43Speaker 8: You're still bringing a change of closed work every day.
- 48:47Speaker 8: I haven't gotten wet in Chicago really yeah. I feel
- 48:50Speaker 8: like I haven't seen a lot of people get wet.
- 48:51Speaker 3: You didn't see me get wet last time?
- 48:53Speaker 4: No, dude, what crazy the clip? You must have missed
- 48:58Speaker 4: my algorithm.
- 48:59Speaker 3: So yeah, things are going You had two hundred thousand
- 49:03Speaker 3: views on your car.
- 49:06Speaker 4: You didn't see that? Now if you posted it and
- 49:10Speaker 4: it had like John Pork on the top end on.
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- 50:25Speaker 4: Dude, I had a We got on the L I
- 50:28Speaker 4: R R.
- 50:29Speaker 10: Jersey transit yesterday to go to the game and someone
- 50:33Speaker 10: recognized me and they like yelled out as we get
- 50:35Speaker 10: in their seat, but then the only open seat was
- 50:37Speaker 10: right next to them, and he was sitting with his
- 50:39Speaker 10: friends and he was like.
- 50:40Speaker 4: He's like, you know who that is? You know who
- 50:42Speaker 4: that is? Two words for barstool, and he goes, well,
- 50:45Speaker 4: I have a job. I was like, such a valid response.
- 50:50Speaker 4: Man sucks. Yeah, that's the worst. The worst is when
- 50:55Speaker 4: someone comes up to you and they're like with like
- 50:57Speaker 4: five of their friends and the worst and they're like, dude,
- 51:00Speaker 4: I fucking look and then their friends are like, we
- 51:01Speaker 4: have no idea who you are. Dude, They really don't
- 51:03Speaker 4: even care. Never wait long enough to walk away until
- 51:06Speaker 4: the friends like, who the fuck was there?
- 51:07Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 51:08Speaker 4: I always hear it every time, Yeah, dude. The worst
- 51:11Speaker 4: is when, uh, when we do shows like me and
- 51:13Speaker 4: Miuke were talking about this, like when me and Francis
- 51:15Speaker 4: and and Mouke just did like Cleveland, and uh, the
- 51:19Speaker 4: green room is always right where people are leaving, and
- 51:23Speaker 4: then you start to hear them. You start to yeah,
- 51:26Speaker 4: it was pretty funny. But and then as soon as
- 51:29Speaker 4: they go into that, I immediately just start talking louder.
- 51:31Speaker 4: Yeah here, because it'll go either I mean, dude, they'll
- 51:34Speaker 4: say you'll hear it. They'll be like that this person
- 51:36Speaker 4: was funny, that person fucking sucked though, and then that
- 51:39Speaker 4: person like one of us is in the green, and
- 51:41Speaker 4: then dude, yeah, it's the worst, but it happens every
- 51:47Speaker 4: single weekend. Every weekend. You put yourself through hell every weekend.
- 51:51Speaker 4: I haven't been on the road in a while.
- 51:54Speaker 3: Why not?
- 51:55Speaker 4: I I was supposed to be in Phoenix this weekend actually,
- 51:59Speaker 4: but then you know, Sebastian came into time.
- 52:03Speaker 3: No, I am dude, being a roadie, like being like
- 52:05Speaker 3: a groupie for a comic is funny, like you travel?
- 52:08Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I uh no, I I I just couldn't
- 52:14Speaker 4: do Phoenix. I didn't have Uh, I didn't have the material.
- 52:17Speaker 3: You didn't have Phoenix. You have Phoenix Cemetery.
- 52:19Speaker 4: Healthy didn't pop off so much that for a while
- 52:22Speaker 4: that was exactly what happened. I was like, I need
- 52:24Speaker 4: all of September because I have Baltimore at October. And
- 52:27Speaker 4: I was like, I just gotta just do spots all
- 52:30Speaker 4: of September and then eventually build up material for Baltimore.
- 52:34Speaker 4: I didn't realize how much losing ten minutes was gonna do.
- 52:37Speaker 10: But why don't you just go and do You were
- 52:39Speaker 10: just saying how you wish because the dice Clay that
- 52:41Speaker 10: would do just stuff you've already seen.
- 52:43Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's like one like, I can't be doing
- 52:46Speaker 4: the U haul joke again. It's gonna be chanting back
- 52:49Speaker 4: eighty million dollars. That was so funny. Yeah, you guys.
- 52:55Speaker 4: In reality, it's gonna be like three people that are
- 52:58Speaker 4: there to see me and then a bunch of like
- 52:59Speaker 4: old people from Phoenix. Yeah, yeah, I got the tickets
- 53:02Speaker 4: for free, but they haven't seen it.
- 53:06Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 53:06Speaker 4: But then like the only ones that you really care
- 53:07Speaker 4: about the people that are there to see you, because
- 53:09Speaker 4: people they are going to come back again.
- 53:11Speaker 8: We talked about this the last time we were on. Yeah,
- 53:15Speaker 8: we talked about it the last time were on. You
- 53:17Speaker 8: just go on stage and do the point at your
- 53:18Speaker 8: own chest and just get off.
- 53:20Speaker 4: That's all I'm. That's all I am at this point.
- 53:23Speaker 4: It is just there the dude.
- 53:27Speaker 8: Honestly, I don't want to see it, but can you
- 53:28Speaker 8: do it for the you're.
- 53:29Speaker 4: The dude pointed in himself. Most people don't even know
- 53:32Speaker 4: what that's from.
- 53:33Speaker 3: As anyone said those exact words to you, You're the
- 53:35Speaker 3: dude who pointed.
- 53:36Speaker 8: Like, but it is always just the draft video. Dude,
- 53:42Speaker 8: I've been the fan for the big for the longest time.
- 53:44Speaker 8: The draft, that draft video, and I'm like, so that's
- 53:46Speaker 8: the only thing you've ever seen. Yeah, couldn't have been
- 53:51Speaker 8: a fan for that long. So a lot of stuff
- 53:53Speaker 8: came before that. That was pretty much the last thing
- 53:56Speaker 8: I did the draft.
- 53:58Speaker 4: That's your most recent three years ago. How are you
- 54:07Speaker 4: gonna pay rent? You just got drafted the NFL?
- 54:09Speaker 3: Yeah, did you think of doing second take after he
- 54:12Speaker 3: said that line?
- 54:13Speaker 8: No, dude, that video took like eight hours to me. Okay,
- 54:16Speaker 8: yeah when we did, we did it. We filmed it
- 54:18Speaker 8: twice because it was the the hard part was getting
- 54:21Speaker 8: the video.
- 54:22Speaker 4: Of me up on the TV, like editing all that,
- 54:24Speaker 4: and then getting in on the TV too, Yeah, and
- 54:27Speaker 4: then having to press play and then like start filming
- 54:29Speaker 4: immediately after I press play. Right, Yeah, that was a
- 54:32Speaker 4: whole thing. And then Duke's fucked it up. No, I
- 54:38Speaker 4: don't think I even really. I was just paying attention
- 54:40Speaker 4: to myself.
- 54:41Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, I wasn't really because I was kind of like,
- 54:43Speaker 8: Dukes don't really say anything.
- 54:45Speaker 4: And then I once once I posted. I was like,
- 54:46Speaker 4: why is Duke's talking this entire video?
- 54:50Speaker 8: This is a question for all you guys. When you
- 54:52Speaker 8: guys make a video, does like a party you want
- 54:55Speaker 8: to look cute?
- 54:56Speaker 4: Oh I've dude, I've gone in like shade, I've like
- 54:59Speaker 4: filmed a video and then been like and then yeah
- 55:02Speaker 4: gone showered and then when you filmed.
- 55:06Speaker 8: Many times of video like like like it's like any
- 55:09Speaker 8: sort of like a self like a video for work,
- 55:11Speaker 8: just like I didn't look I want to look cuter.
- 55:12Speaker 4: Yes, I honestly I think I've I've There's no way
- 55:15Speaker 4: you'd shoot double chip if you were double chain, you'd
- 55:18Speaker 4: reshoot if if I kind of do it, I'm kind
- 55:20Speaker 4: of the opposite. I'd rather be ugly real then so
- 55:23Speaker 4: when you see me go ah, he's not that bad.
- 55:25Speaker 3: I know you're I know you take ten. Any selfie
- 55:29Speaker 3: video is twelve.
- 55:30Speaker 10: Yeah, you first take because we talked about the other
- 55:34Speaker 10: day on the bracket because like I'm just so uncomfortable
- 55:36Speaker 10: doing it, like it will take a lot for me
- 55:39Speaker 10: to do it twice.
- 55:39Speaker 8: It would help if you're doing like an ad if
- 55:41Speaker 8: you're like at a game for free from game time,
- 55:43Speaker 8: like looking disgusting would help it, dude.
- 55:46Speaker 4: Last time I did an ad for Game Time, I
- 55:48Speaker 4: had a massive cold sore on my lip and I
- 55:51Speaker 4: I retook the video like eight different times to I
- 55:56Speaker 4: was at MetLife Stadium one of my friends to me
- 55:59Speaker 4: and one of my friends being like, dude, you got
- 56:00Speaker 4: to retake it, like the lighting would be weird and
- 56:02Speaker 4: the cold sore would just be like highlighted on my mouth.
- 56:05Speaker 2: Oh my god.
- 56:07Speaker 10: Yesterday I did it actually twice as I said the
- 56:09Speaker 10: wrong number for money off.
- 56:11Speaker 4: But like I do, I never want to see it. Yeah,
- 56:14Speaker 4: I would.
- 56:16Speaker 8: That's why I added order is nice because I can't
- 56:18Speaker 8: be like, well, we got to redo that. I don't
- 56:20Speaker 8: like how my hair looks from that one.
- 56:22Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 56:22Speaker 4: Yeah, out of our control effort that way. I mean,
- 56:24Speaker 4: once you get the big cameras out, you're not retaking
- 56:27Speaker 4: from different angles. Yeah. But when I would do the
- 56:30Speaker 4: sketches at my house, dude, shave, change the sweatshirt and
- 56:34Speaker 4: bring a different hat spray. It used to like fake
- 56:37Speaker 4: a raspy voice. Yeah you did do some No I didn't, ye,
- 56:45Speaker 4: No way.
- 56:47Speaker 5: I did.
- 56:48Speaker 4: You would like you had like four cigarettes?
- 56:54Speaker 5: What?
- 56:55Speaker 4: Yeah, that's crazy. I don't think I ever did that.
- 56:59Speaker 4: Don't listen to them. I mean they're up online, you're listening.
- 57:03Speaker 4: You're all gone. I deleted you wiped, you wiped, dude.
- 57:07Speaker 4: My manager made me make my TikTok public. I deleted
- 57:10Speaker 4: every video.
- 57:11Speaker 3: Wait, what did you have on your TikTok?
- 57:13Speaker 4: I thought I had nothing. You were the earliest adopter
- 57:15Speaker 4: of TikTok. I met I left one up.
- 57:18Speaker 8: Yeah, dude, I deleted every video except for like five
- 57:21Speaker 8: videos there was I didn't realize I had like three
- 57:23Speaker 8: hundred posts on TikTok.
- 57:24Speaker 3: Really, yeah, I didn't know you were doing it.
- 57:26Speaker 4: What were you doing? The gayest ship of all time?
- 57:31Speaker 3: That it was so bad? But what was it all fun?
- 57:34Speaker 8: Were you ever doing things where like you were playing
- 57:35Speaker 8: the same like two people like and you were like, Wow,
- 57:38Speaker 8: did you ever pretend to be a chick with an
- 57:40Speaker 8: further on your head?
- 57:42Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 57:42Speaker 4: Absolutely no, I did think I did. I had a
- 57:45Speaker 4: T shirt on my head and one of them that's
- 57:47Speaker 4: that is that's a trope, right? Yeah? Yeah no, but
- 57:49Speaker 4: it was it was like it would just be like
- 57:52Speaker 4: dumb ship about I was like in college and I
- 57:54Speaker 4: would post videos being like about like being depressed or
- 57:56Speaker 4: some shit. And I watched them back and I was like, dude,
- 57:59Speaker 4: I should kill myself. I really should. Really, I live
- 58:04Speaker 4: like onto Paul's campus. Yeah, he does it.
- 58:07Speaker 3: How did you fuck it in there?
- 58:09Speaker 4: I didn't. That's why I dropped out. I did hear
- 58:12Speaker 4: something about you?
- 58:13Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 58:14Speaker 4: Yeah really yeah? And then I gave everyone chlamydia Yeah.
- 58:17Speaker 5: And.
- 58:19Speaker 3: We tag team.
- 58:22Speaker 8: No, he was an n YU guy, but like n
- 58:24Speaker 8: YU chlamydia and then sass was all the chalame playbook.
- 58:28Speaker 8: I know you were in a prof club, dude.
- 58:30Speaker 4: No, it wasn't. That's what I heard.
- 58:32Speaker 8: You were just straight up not well yeah, I wasn't
- 58:35Speaker 8: a I was in a sketch group for like, that
- 58:38Speaker 8: sounds similar to a club.
- 58:40Speaker 4: No, well, you never even filmed anything we wrote. We
- 58:42Speaker 4: like spent like thirty minutes at a library one time
- 58:44Speaker 4: writing sketches. Well, what did you do? Called it to day?
- 58:46Speaker 3: What was the sketch idea?
- 58:47Speaker 4: I don't remember it all. I just there is nobody
- 58:51Speaker 4: that has one thing in common with you at that school.
- 58:54Speaker 4: I bet it's I bet it's gotten worse too since
- 58:56Speaker 4: I was there. Yeah, but uh yeah, I had some
- 59:01Speaker 4: friends there. I mean I saw I like that. I
- 59:02Speaker 4: go out to California and I see one of my
- 59:04Speaker 4: buddies who went there.
- 59:05Speaker 3: Okay, but you're you're implying like what like very very
- 59:11Speaker 3: very left. Yeah, Like yeah, whenever I walk around there, everybody.
- 59:15Speaker 4: Looks like FKA Twigs. Yeah.
- 59:19Speaker 3: Yeah, they're all like post gay, like the graduated from gay.
- 59:26Speaker 4: I think I kind of was like that though when
- 59:28Speaker 4: I was there, really like I would wear like I
- 59:31Speaker 4: would like, you know, like cuff the pants ship like that, okay,
- 59:34Speaker 4: like trying to fit in. Yeah, but it wasn't.
- 59:37Speaker 8: No, did did anything in your mind, like like hanging
- 59:40Speaker 8: out with like a group of people there where you're
- 59:42Speaker 8: like this is gay in your mind?
- 59:44Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, Like, uh, the music was.
- 59:47Speaker 3: The big thing for me.
- 59:48Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 59:48Speaker 8: Then like we would like go to someone's dorm and
- 59:50Speaker 8: like drink and they play like they'd be playing like
- 59:54Speaker 8: Doja Cat or some ship, and I'd be like, dude,
- 59:56Speaker 8: this sucks.
- 59:57Speaker 4: It's like yeah, it's like they exclusively listen to.
- 1:00:00Speaker 8: Yeah exactly, And I'd be like, oh, this isn't really
- 1:00:02Speaker 8: nice like what I'm used to at all.
- 1:00:04Speaker 4: But then I was like, well, it's college. Just got
- 1:00:06Speaker 4: to adjust. I'm listening to.
- 1:00:09Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:00:11Speaker 4: Yeah, No, that was definitely the wrong move for me
- 1:00:13Speaker 4: to go there. I'm just very curious of what your
- 1:00:16Speaker 4: life would have been if you stuck there.
- 1:00:19Speaker 8: I would because like when you first started at barstool,
- 1:00:21Speaker 8: you're like, I kind of want to go back to
- 1:00:22Speaker 8: school and just do this right remotely. Yeah yeah, I
- 1:00:25Speaker 8: would probably be like at the louver, like throwing orange
- 1:00:29Speaker 8: paint at the moment, no right, protesting Yeah yeah, I
- 1:00:34Speaker 8: uh yeah, I don't know what I would have done.
- 1:00:37Speaker 3: Are you were you like ever politically like malleable dude.
- 1:00:41Speaker 4: I was like like when like when I first got
- 1:00:43Speaker 4: hired at Barstool, I was like tweeting about black Lives matter,
- 1:00:45Speaker 4: like being like you were you gotta wrap this like
- 1:00:48Speaker 4: fucking end racing, And yeah, yeah you didn't put black
- 1:00:52Speaker 4: square on your Instagram? Did you?
- 1:00:54Speaker 7: No?
- 1:00:55Speaker 4: No, no way, probably did. That was right after you
- 1:00:58Speaker 4: got hired, it right before right before where you got hired.
- 1:01:00Speaker 4: I don't think I did on Instagram. I don't think
- 1:01:02Speaker 4: I did the black square on Instagram.
- 1:01:03Speaker 10: I remember watching like the Domino's Fall from like like
- 1:01:07Speaker 10: friends who had a black square, where like I was like,
- 1:01:10Speaker 10: all right, like we're kind of like if they're doing it,
- 1:01:12Speaker 10: should I?
- 1:01:13Speaker 4: And then another person would do it. I'm like, fuck,
- 1:01:14Speaker 4: should I do this? And I never never got archiving
- 1:01:18Speaker 4: it getting caught archiving.
- 1:01:23Speaker 8: I mean, dude, I I uh, recently, I went back
- 1:01:27Speaker 8: and deleted a bunch of tweets about Black Lives Matter?
- 1:01:30Speaker 4: Did you ever tweet like fuck Trump?
- 1:01:32Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 1:01:34Speaker 4: I've never been political on my dude. I mean, but
- 1:01:36Speaker 4: I was like eighteen, right, and it's like I just
- 1:01:38Speaker 4: graduated high school and like, dude, it's like you go
- 1:01:41Speaker 4: to college and then you're you're in college for like
- 1:01:44Speaker 4: a week and you're like I know everything, like I'm
- 1:01:46Speaker 4: I'm yeah, I'm the smartest man. I figured it out.
- 1:01:49Speaker 4: I figured out the world, Like, yeah, that happened to me.
- 1:01:51Speaker 3: Sure it didn't have racism.
- 1:01:55Speaker 4: It's happened to me.
- 1:01:56Speaker 3: Oh I became I became like an insufferable douchebag.
- 1:01:58Speaker 4: But where'd you go to college? Everywhere? Yeah?
- 1:02:01Speaker 8: I did not, Like I did not spend much time
- 1:02:04Speaker 8: in particular, dude, I was hand rolling cigarettes.
- 1:02:07Speaker 4: I was smoking a pipe. Yeah, yeah, I was getting
- 1:02:11Speaker 4: pipe West Virginia. Yeah that probably kind of fits in though.
- 1:02:14Speaker 3: No, dude, but like no, I mean outside of campus, uh,
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: maybe a two hundred years ago.
- 1:02:21Speaker 4: I get people mountains dude.
- 1:02:24Speaker 3: No, I was like, like I remember once.
- 1:02:25Speaker 4: It was like the coolest.
- 1:02:26Speaker 3: We were smoking a pipe. We had the my dorm had.
- 1:02:29Speaker 8: My dorm had a fire drill, and I made sure
- 1:02:32Speaker 8: to grab like my bag of tobacco and my pipe
- 1:02:34Speaker 8: so I could be like outside while everybody was out
- 1:02:36Speaker 8: there like shivering with their brackets. And I was just
- 1:02:38Speaker 8: like I should have grabbed a book, but I just
- 1:02:40Speaker 8: like I wanted to like be that guy. You know
- 1:02:42Speaker 8: how dudes will like read on their stoop ye Like
- 1:02:45Speaker 8: that was.
- 1:02:46Speaker 4: Like that was that would have been me?
- 1:02:47Speaker 3: Yeah, I was too concussed. I remember I put dark
- 1:02:55Speaker 3: liquor till we busted in my Twitter bio.
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: So ly.
- 1:03:11Speaker 4: Were you online guy before like barstool? He was like
- 1:03:16Speaker 4: like like for like not that long, No, for like
- 1:03:18Speaker 4: a couple of months. Yeah, there was a pretty quick
- 1:03:21Speaker 4: turnaround for you.
- 1:03:22Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:03:22Speaker 4: Yeah that was fun, which is the that's the way
- 1:03:25Speaker 4: to do it, because if you're in there for too long,
- 1:03:26Speaker 4: you go do you become a just a fucking the
- 1:03:29Speaker 4: worst person imaginable.
- 1:03:30Speaker 5: No.
- 1:03:31Speaker 8: I was like I didn't have a Twitter or an Instagram,
- 1:03:34Speaker 8: and then I made one and I was like I'm
- 1:03:35Speaker 8: gonna try to do jokes and like like graphics, like
- 1:03:39Speaker 8: like he was in a unique way, like he was
- 1:03:41Speaker 8: exclusively actual jokes project.
- 1:03:45Speaker 4: But like I look back and they were cringy as fuck.
- 1:03:47Speaker 8: But like my apartment, dude, Like when I was living
- 1:03:49Speaker 8: in Columbus, I had like a dry erase board and
- 1:03:52Speaker 8: I was like, fucking I had magnets and twine like
- 1:03:55Speaker 8: trying to connect. I was trying to do one tweet
- 1:03:56Speaker 8: a week. Yeah, it was like I treated it like
- 1:03:58Speaker 8: a fucking middle school science fair.
- 1:04:00Speaker 3: Like I was like.
- 1:04:02Speaker 8: Yeah, and I just I that was so fucking dumb.
- 1:04:06Speaker 8: Once you get into the group chats on Twitter is
- 1:04:08Speaker 8: when it all comes. When it was bad, and then
- 1:04:10Speaker 8: I got added to one. I was like this rules, dude,
- 1:04:12Speaker 8: when like a big like tweeter like put me on
- 1:04:15Speaker 8: for like people he thinks like.
- 1:04:18Speaker 4: Friday and I made one and I was like, this
- 1:04:22Speaker 4: is crap.
- 1:04:23Speaker 8: I remember exactly where I was when not Viking and
- 1:04:26Speaker 8: his funny Friday and yeah, and I was driving. I
- 1:04:30Speaker 8: was like going to get gas and I was like,
- 1:04:32Speaker 8: holy ship. I was like, oh my god, that this
- 1:04:33Speaker 8: was my don't tell everything's changing.
- 1:04:37Speaker 4: I might quit my job.
- 1:04:38Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:04:38Speaker 4: I think I applied to be verified.
- 1:04:40Speaker 3: I'm not even joking I did.
- 1:04:42Speaker 8: I remember like the first time I got put on BuzzFeed,
- 1:04:44Speaker 8: I like called my parents. Yeah, I was like, it's all,
- 1:04:46Speaker 8: it's everything, it's all.
- 1:04:47Speaker 4: Happening, it's all coming into Yeah, everything is just falling
- 1:04:52Speaker 4: into place.
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: Now.
- 1:04:54Speaker 4: It's like some fucking meme that I made on like Snapchat,
- 1:04:58Speaker 4: Like I used like the photoshop to him on Snapchat.
- 1:05:00Speaker 3: I had a.
- 1:05:01Speaker 8: Snapchat video that made it to the Chive and I
- 1:05:04Speaker 8: was just like I like, I was like I was
- 1:05:06Speaker 8: going to email him and like just be like, Yo,
- 1:05:07Speaker 8: can I get like a Bill Murray T shirt or
- 1:05:09Speaker 8: something like I'll wrap the brands, keep driving, keep calm
- 1:05:17Speaker 8: and on. Yeah, dude, imagine thinking of a gay ass
- 1:05:21Speaker 8: saying like that for a flag.
- 1:05:22Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd be great.
- 1:05:26Speaker 8: Well that was to do when I got that was
- 1:05:28Speaker 8: your moment? You know, you're don't tell Saturdays are for
- 1:05:32Speaker 8: the boys.
- 1:05:33Speaker 4: That like never Like, I thought it was cool, but
- 1:05:36Speaker 4: I didn't think. I literally thought nothing of it. I think,
- 1:05:39Speaker 4: I dude, I'm so envious of you. What was the
- 1:05:41Speaker 4: most amount of flags you had in your house at once?
- 1:05:44Speaker 5: No?
- 1:05:45Speaker 4: No, my dad has one in the gym now at
- 1:05:46Speaker 4: his house. At my parents house. I never had a
- 1:05:50Speaker 4: gym in the house. Yeah, Saturday for the boys with
- 1:05:55Speaker 4: the flag is what got us here, That's what built
- 1:05:59Speaker 4: his home.
- 1:06:00Speaker 10: I don't think I've ever had like it's gonna It's
- 1:06:03Speaker 10: all been slowly like Okay, that's good, that's good.
- 1:06:05Speaker 4: But I've never had like a all right, things are changing.
- 1:06:08Speaker 8: You've just never had expectations, right, which is sad, but
- 1:06:11Speaker 8: also that healthy, healthy.
- 1:06:14Speaker 3: Yeah, it's awesome even keel it as dude, Yeah, don't laugh,
- 1:06:19Speaker 3: don't fucking laugh.
- 1:06:20Speaker 4: Don't you dare though, because like when I started stand up,
- 1:06:23Speaker 4: I was at like I was like, I'm gonna sell
- 1:06:24Speaker 4: at MSG right, that was like the goal. And now
- 1:06:26Speaker 4: I'm at the point where it's like if I could
- 1:06:29Speaker 4: like add a late show with the huge I could
- 1:06:35Speaker 4: do a Thursday and sell well on that, that would
- 1:06:37Speaker 4: be like dreams come true. How often do you think
- 1:06:40Speaker 4: about putting out like your first stand up video? Dude,
- 1:06:44Speaker 4: that's that one was like.
- 1:06:47Speaker 5: Like that.
- 1:06:48Speaker 4: I deleted that video a while ago, but who that
- 1:06:53Speaker 4: was rough.
- 1:06:53Speaker 3: Yeah, I.
- 1:06:55Speaker 8: It's completely opposite but similar. I used to follow this
- 1:06:59Speaker 8: like exclusive graphic designers sharing their logos website, and I
- 1:07:03Speaker 8: was in high school. When I got it, it was
- 1:07:05Speaker 8: all like people that did it for a career and
- 1:07:07Speaker 8: I submitted a logo on there and it got fucking destroyered,
- 1:07:11Speaker 8: like people were calling me slurs, photoshop.
- 1:07:18Speaker 3: It was so ship.
- 1:07:19Speaker 4: It was pure ship. Yeah did I even know the X?
- 1:07:25Speaker 8: And they were just like, you could tell this guy's
- 1:07:28Speaker 8: in high school. That's the worst when someone makes an
- 1:07:31Speaker 8: assumption about you and they're dead. Betty's fucking sna I
- 1:07:39Speaker 8: am ship. Did you you deleted that videode? I scrubbed
- 1:07:45Speaker 8: that thing from the Internet because.
- 1:07:49Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean back then, I was just all about
- 1:07:51Speaker 4: just like getting views and I didn't think there was
- 1:07:53Speaker 4: anything wrong with like, like when I did stand up then,
- 1:07:55Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, this is the best I'll ever be.
- 1:07:58Speaker 4: Like I was like, yeat me blacked out on stage?
- 1:08:00Speaker 4: What number show was that? I had done a bunch
- 1:08:04Speaker 4: of open mics. Oh that was the first real show
- 1:08:06Speaker 4: I did.
- 1:08:06Speaker 8: And they were like, we're filming, like we film all
- 1:08:08Speaker 8: the shows, and I was like, sweet, I guess I'll
- 1:08:10Speaker 8: just post it on YouTube.
- 1:08:12Speaker 4: I'll be doing theaters next week. I think the worst
- 1:08:18Speaker 4: thing is I think that video did better than my
- 1:08:20Speaker 4: don Dude, what if you look back now and it's
- 1:08:25Speaker 4: like incredible. No, it was terrible, but I had I
- 1:08:29Speaker 4: was bigger then. No, Oh he's dude. No, I was
- 1:08:32Speaker 4: on top of the world. Then you were no bigger
- 1:08:35Speaker 4: then I was probably nineteen or twenty. You're the ones
- 1:08:39Speaker 4: the kid on his way up, dude, yeah, because I
- 1:08:41Speaker 4: was on the y Act and I was like, when
- 1:08:42Speaker 4: you're new on the Act, and when you're new on
- 1:08:44Speaker 4: the Act, you're the funniest person on the planet according.
- 1:08:46Speaker 3: To the fan, like for like two weeks and then yeah,
- 1:08:49Speaker 3: then you become hitler. Yes, yeah, Like it was like
- 1:08:52Speaker 3: I was.
- 1:08:52Speaker 4: New on the Act and they were like, yeah, this
- 1:08:54Speaker 4: dude's the future. And I was like, yeah, I am
- 1:08:56Speaker 4: like there, why are they all? They're so nice and honest,
- 1:09:00Speaker 4: like I remember, guys, are you guys are fucking assholes? Yeah,
- 1:09:05Speaker 4: I try to tell I'd like I tell that to
- 1:09:07Speaker 4: everybody that does the act, Like when they bring people
- 1:09:09Speaker 4: like muk, I was like I told them. I was like, dude,
- 1:09:11Speaker 4: they turn and they turn hard. It's it's yeah, it's brutal.
- 1:09:16Speaker 4: You miss it. No, I miss like hanging out and
- 1:09:20Speaker 4: do the show. But overall that show was like pretty
- 1:09:26Speaker 4: for your mental health.
- 1:09:27Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I'm at a point now I calculated I've
- 1:09:30Speaker 3: done like over one thousand, so it's just like.
- 1:09:35Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you guys are also beloved, like people love
- 1:09:38Speaker 4: you guys on the show. But I'm in a good
- 1:09:41Speaker 4: situation now where I come back and I do one episode.
- 1:09:43Speaker 4: I could be asleep on the episode You'll be like sas.
- 1:09:47Speaker 4: I mean, dude, big cat, please get them.
- 1:09:51Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:09:52Speaker 4: Do you like you're you're saying you're a big comments guy?
- 1:09:55Speaker 10: Is that like when you read the comments for this
- 1:09:56Speaker 10: episode and like would you read them for like every
- 1:09:58Speaker 10: act episode you did?
- 1:09:59Speaker 4: Or is it I'm better now like this, I don't
- 1:10:02Speaker 4: really care because it's like whatever we did, what we did?
- 1:10:05Speaker 5: Uh?
- 1:10:05Speaker 4: But I get them on my phone because I have
- 1:10:07Speaker 4: the YouTube. It's my YouTube. You just get pushed so
- 1:10:10Speaker 4: I'll get a push notification. I talked about this recently,
- 1:10:12Speaker 4: like I gotta push note. I'll be like out doing
- 1:10:14Speaker 4: something and all sudden I was just getting all like
- 1:10:16Speaker 4: open up, my phone will buzz and I'll open it up,
- 1:10:18Speaker 4: and it was like, sass is fucking retarded Jesus Christ, dude,
- 1:10:23Speaker 4: and then I just got to like put look at
- 1:10:24Speaker 4: it and just put my phone back in my pocket.
- 1:10:27Speaker 10: Dude, I'm telling stories about being like blackout at six
- 1:10:29Speaker 10: am on a Wednesday to start the show.
- 1:10:32Speaker 4: And that's the most unhealthy thing. You said, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 1:10:35Speaker 4: let's be enjoying that. That doesn't podcast stuff doesn't bother
- 1:10:40Speaker 4: me anymore. Though.
- 1:10:41Speaker 8: So when I feel like we put out like a
- 1:10:43Speaker 8: really good one, like I thought, like I was really
- 1:10:46Speaker 8: proud and I both put like a ton of writing
- 1:10:48Speaker 8: into this yeastinus. The first I woke up when it
- 1:10:51Speaker 8: got put out, there was one comment on the video.
- 1:10:52Speaker 8: It's been up for like seven minutes, and it was
- 1:10:54Speaker 8: just like the boys stopped trying. I was like, oh, yeah,
- 1:10:57Speaker 8: that's an instant. That's just a block though.
- 1:11:00Speaker 4: Yeah you block. Oh dude, I block on YouTube.
- 1:11:03Speaker 8: You I don't even know what that means. I restrict, like,
- 1:11:06Speaker 8: I don't do it a lot. I don't have the
- 1:11:09Speaker 8: login for anything.
- 1:11:10Speaker 4: I've probably done it like ten times, okay, over the
- 1:11:13Speaker 4: course of three years that had have been extra vicious.
- 1:11:17Speaker 4: It's usually like sometimes there'll be like one dude who
- 1:11:19Speaker 4: comments like fifty times on one post and it's just
- 1:11:22Speaker 4: like this sucks, you guys suck, And I'm like, dude,
- 1:11:24Speaker 4: just you're blocking you because you're annoying, not because you
- 1:11:27Speaker 4: hurt my feelings. Yeah, nothing hurts Like that doesn't hurt
- 1:11:29Speaker 4: my feelings at all. No, the podcast stuff doesn't bother
- 1:11:32Speaker 4: me at all. What the one thing that bothers me
- 1:11:36Speaker 4: is when people post and they're like, you can clearly
- 1:11:37Speaker 4: tell sass and run in France's fucking hate each other. Yeah,
- 1:11:41Speaker 4: and I'm like, no, we don't, We're actually all friends.
- 1:11:44Speaker 3: I hate when they accused me of being high when
- 1:11:46Speaker 3: I when I am.
- 1:11:53Speaker 4: That ship that would that would destroy me.
- 1:11:57Speaker 3: But they're wrong. They try to guess the exact combinations
- 1:12:01Speaker 3: of substances. I'm on, yeah, you're off, keep.
- 1:12:06Speaker 4: Trying the stand up comments destroy me?
- 1:12:11Speaker 3: Yeah, where you get detroyed, they don't tell one or.
- 1:12:14Speaker 8: Yeah, and then like that supposed to be like overwhelmingly
- 1:12:17Speaker 8: positive on YouTube, It was on like TikTok and Instagram.
- 1:12:20Speaker 4: It was just a battle. Okay, So I like, why
- 1:12:26Speaker 4: because people don't they don't they? I mean, dude, people
- 1:12:29Speaker 4: that leave comments are not real people. No comment on that? Yeah,
- 1:12:33Speaker 4: Like why do you let it destroy? I think it's
- 1:12:38Speaker 4: because you put so much pride into it. Yeah, because
- 1:12:40Speaker 4: I put a lot of effort into it, and also
- 1:12:41Speaker 4: because like I know the jokes and I'm like, dude,
- 1:12:43Speaker 4: these jokes done them so many times. They are good.
- 1:12:46Speaker 4: I know they're good jokes. They kill in person, right,
- 1:12:50Speaker 4: and then you clip one of them out and you're like, dude,
- 1:12:51Speaker 4: this joke's gotten like applause breaks, and then someone comes
- 1:12:54Speaker 4: to like this fucking sock and has like seventy likes,
- 1:12:57Speaker 4: and I'm like, but I'm like, I know it.
- 1:12:59Speaker 8: Doesn't more confusing than infurious.
- 1:13:02Speaker 4: Because I want to I just want to be like,
- 1:13:03Speaker 4: I don't know, I've always been that way, like I've
- 1:13:05Speaker 4: I've dude. I used to reply all the comments. Yeah,
- 1:13:08Speaker 4: you would reply. I used to reply and be like
- 1:13:09Speaker 4: fuck you dude. That was right when I got on
- 1:13:13Speaker 4: the AC. I used to reply, and then Gazz told
- 1:13:15Speaker 4: me I had to stop. Really, he told me I
- 1:13:17Speaker 4: should go back and to lead a comments.
- 1:13:19Speaker 3: What was your comment?
- 1:13:21Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't say the word hey, you dinna take
- 1:13:24Speaker 4: that down, kid. It was just something I just replied
- 1:13:26Speaker 4: to someone being like gas getting mad at that's pot
- 1:13:28Speaker 4: calling the kettle gags. Now, I think it was when
- 1:13:36Speaker 4: like Instagram used to you get like in trouble for
- 1:13:39Speaker 4: like someone you could get like flat was it just
- 1:13:42Speaker 4: like a fuck you? It was just me being like, dude,
- 1:13:45Speaker 4: go fund yourself or something. Yeah, yeah, dude, do you
- 1:13:48Speaker 4: remember the barstool Instagram. I don't even look at.
- 1:13:51Speaker 3: The comments when you first started a barstool Do you
- 1:13:54Speaker 3: remember when you wrote a blog and somebody we knew
- 1:13:57Speaker 3: commented on the blog.
- 1:13:59Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like someone from bar Yeah.
- 1:14:02Speaker 3: What they were like, what the fuck is this?
- 1:14:04Speaker 4: Like, Carl, Carl, what do you do? I like plog
- 1:14:11Speaker 4: like the hop comment was from barstool Carl. He was
- 1:14:14Speaker 4: like this fucking sucks. And I was like, damn. And
- 1:14:18Speaker 4: but I think I was always like I think for
- 1:14:20Speaker 4: a while I was like that wasn't actually Carl. And
- 1:14:22Speaker 4: then then more time went by and I was like
- 1:14:24Speaker 4: that was.
- 1:14:25Speaker 3: Absolutely Yeah, that's kind of funny really.
- 1:14:30Speaker 6: Yea.
- 1:14:33Speaker 4: The blogs that I wrote were dog ship, Gota, I
- 1:14:36Speaker 4: don't even know what about. I'm gonna have to talk
- 1:14:39Speaker 4: to someone who's the editor hubs and Nate Up tell
- 1:14:44Speaker 4: him to wipe this. Late actually needs to be off
- 1:14:47Speaker 4: the internet.
- 1:14:47Speaker 8: Dude, will I will like get notifications that like they
- 1:14:51Speaker 8: published a blog under my name. Yeah, it's just like
- 1:14:54Speaker 8: a video, but it's written like I wrote it. Yeah,
- 1:14:58Speaker 8: you know who does those being I go the saddest
- 1:15:01Speaker 8: thing in the world.
- 1:15:03Speaker 4: Probably not, it's probably they're probably probably good. They're probably
- 1:15:06Speaker 4: pumped because they know they're going to get like all
- 1:15:08Speaker 4: the comments are going to be like finally some real
- 1:15:10Speaker 4: fucking blogs. Do you still blog it all?
- 1:15:15Speaker 5: No?
- 1:15:15Speaker 4: No, I don't know how to log in.
- 1:15:17Speaker 10: I I I don't know how to log in to literally,
- 1:15:20Speaker 10: like what if if you have something like an email
- 1:15:22Speaker 10: of the link and it's like you got to sign
- 1:15:23Speaker 10: up for this thing?
- 1:15:24Speaker 2: If if it what you're doing.
- 1:15:27Speaker 3: Man, I'm not used to wearing outfits. It's like the jeans.
- 1:15:32Speaker 4: Are you do it cool? Yeah? Dude, I haven't seen
- 1:15:34Speaker 4: you in denim.
- 1:15:35Speaker 3: Yeah, it sucks trying to look more Cuban.
- 1:15:38Speaker 4: Sorry. Oh, Kyle came out as Cuban. Really are you Cuban? Yeah?
- 1:15:42Speaker 4: He's lying, but yeah, you could pass for I'm allowed.
- 1:15:46Speaker 3: Yeah, I can tell people Cube. Yeah that's not that's
- 1:15:51Speaker 3: something like no one will question that now unless they
- 1:15:53Speaker 3: know me personally.
- 1:15:54Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:15:56Speaker 3: I know you really well and you believe.
- 1:15:57Speaker 4: Yeah, you easily could pass for Cube. You're you're really
- 1:16:01Speaker 4: leaning into it with the shirt.
- 1:16:02Speaker 3: Yeah, I was wearing this for Ron because I asked
- 1:16:05Speaker 3: him for a late summer shirt recommendation and he sent me, uh,
- 1:16:11Speaker 3: this website. It's a Mexican website, and all the shirts
- 1:16:15Speaker 3: were well, don't get my pockets twisted, but they were
- 1:16:18Speaker 3: all like three hundred and fifty. Dude, Like, what do
- 1:16:20Speaker 3: you so?
- 1:16:21Speaker 5: I know?
- 1:16:22Speaker 10: You know, dude, I had the inverse happened to me
- 1:16:25Speaker 10: recently where your boy Rudy texted me and he was like, Yo,
- 1:16:28Speaker 10: I'm looking for a vibe change or whatever we're I
- 1:16:31Speaker 10: knew he texted, and then I gave him a very
- 1:16:36Speaker 10: detailed list, like three separate paragraph for Twitter text reply,
- 1:16:41Speaker 10: and he just didn't say anything.
- 1:16:42Speaker 4: And I was like, dude, I fucking put efforts. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:16:46Speaker 4: you got to reply to that.
- 1:16:48Speaker 8: But yeah, Francis and Ron kind of operated on a
- 1:16:53Speaker 8: different level with the clothes and ship.
- 1:16:55Speaker 4: It's unbelieva lifestyles I wear on an episode recently. Yeah
- 1:17:00Speaker 4: I wasn't on an episode recently. You're one thing that
- 1:17:03Speaker 4: Dave said you had to I had to go in
- 1:17:04Speaker 4: for a funeral and uh.
- 1:17:09Speaker 8: And no excuses and Frances and Roan talked about like
- 1:17:12Speaker 8: musicals and wine and people were so mad like they literally.
- 1:17:17Speaker 4: Talked about like in depth, like like deep cut Broadway
- 1:17:20Speaker 4: plays and like and like their favorite types of wine. Yeah,
- 1:17:25Speaker 4: I couldn't. I can't shut it down. Yeah, I can't
- 1:17:28Speaker 4: name one musical fight Mariage.
- 1:17:33Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:17:33Speaker 4: Yeah, I go a lot. I probably go to a
- 1:17:35Speaker 4: probably play like twice a month once or twice. I
- 1:17:38Speaker 4: want to go see a Book of Mormon.
- 1:17:39Speaker 8: I do too, But I like, there's no way the
- 1:17:42Speaker 8: best play could be better than an okay movie.
- 1:17:44Speaker 4: That's what I've heard the exactly what my review was.
- 1:17:46Speaker 3: I was like, this is good, this is pretty funny,
- 1:17:49Speaker 3: but I would much rather watch a decent movie.
- 1:17:51Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:17:52Speaker 4: Really, I think it's very cool. It's funny, it was cool.
- 1:17:55Speaker 4: I recommend now the I think it's cool.
- 1:17:57Speaker 10: Like like I went to Steve Carrell in one like
- 1:18:00Speaker 10: a month ago, and I go to like good Ones.
- 1:18:03Speaker 10: I'm like, this is crazy to be watching Steve Carrell.
- 1:18:06Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:18:06Speaker 4: Yeah, because there's a like like Jessica chest name was
- 1:18:09Speaker 4: just in one. Yeah, and like Danny Devito' is in
- 1:18:11Speaker 4: one right now. I saw that too. Yeah, that's pretty sick.
- 1:18:14Speaker 10: I think I think it's over now it's recording, But
- 1:18:16Speaker 10: I did see that one and so I think the
- 1:18:18Speaker 10: New York Times did an article like this past week
- 1:18:20Speaker 10: about how much Hollywood is coming here, Like Clooney's doing
- 1:18:23Speaker 10: one this spring, Denzel.
- 1:18:24Speaker 4: And Jill and Hall doing one, Robert.
- 1:18:26Speaker 8: They're trying to revitalize because Broadway's dying. Yeah, maybe because
- 1:18:30Speaker 8: just plays aren't good. Plays should have stopped being a thing.
- 1:18:32Speaker 8: When a new invention comes out and makes something obsolete,
- 1:18:35Speaker 8: then that like plays should have gone extinct when TV
- 1:18:38Speaker 8: became a thing. Painting, Yeah, when the capting should be done.
- 1:18:43Speaker 8: Painting's done. But plays, I will say, I've never been
- 1:18:46Speaker 8: to a play that I didn't enjoy. Yeah, everyone that
- 1:18:48Speaker 8: I've been to I've been like, that was pretty sick.
- 1:18:51Speaker 8: I went to Mama Mea and in Chicago, Yeah, and
- 1:18:53Speaker 8: I was just like, I was just it was okay. Yeah,
- 1:18:57Speaker 8: it's like the set doesn't change.
- 1:18:58Speaker 4: Sound of music. I love sound of music. That was.
- 1:19:01Speaker 4: Have you seen the play? It's pretty sick. They dropped
- 1:19:05Speaker 4: the fucking swastika flags down and you're like, whoa, Yeah,
- 1:19:11Speaker 4: well I remember being there. I went with my family
- 1:19:13Speaker 4: and I remember being there being like, dude, if someone
- 1:19:15Speaker 4: came in here like it opened the wrong door, they'd
- 1:19:18Speaker 4: be like, what the fuck was that there's massive hanging
- 1:19:24Speaker 4: from the ceiling and everyone's cheering. I saw like the
- 1:19:27Speaker 4: high school or high school did a Phantom of the Opera,
- 1:19:31Speaker 4: so sick, really great. I just I don't think I can.
- 1:19:35Speaker 8: I don't know if I'm like smart enough to get plays.
- 1:19:38Speaker 8: I just don't get like nice wine.
- 1:19:42Speaker 4: Enough. I don't know you get it.
- 1:19:44Speaker 3: I don't know if it's an intelligence thing.
- 1:19:45Speaker 4: It's just a taste. It's a could taste thing. I
- 1:19:48Speaker 4: don't know. But I don't get the art. I don't know.
- 1:19:49Speaker 4: I don't for me, I'll go see one one day
- 1:19:52Speaker 4: for you guys. Wicked, Wicked's great, Wicked was sick. It
- 1:19:57Speaker 4: was like, you look what you're doing right now. But
- 1:19:59Speaker 4: i'd I saw all these with my mom when I
- 1:20:01Speaker 4: was like ten. You wouldn't go like with fights tonight. No,
- 1:20:07Speaker 4: absolutely not. It's in town. Yeah, well here, all right?
- 1:20:15Speaker 4: Well should we wrap it up? Yeah?
- 1:20:17Speaker 3: If you want?
- 1:20:17Speaker 4: Yeah, or do you guys want to keep going? It
- 1:20:19Speaker 4: doesn't matter me. We're gonna shoot sketch and shoot a sketch.
- 1:20:23Speaker 3: All right.
- 1:20:24Speaker 4: Well that was the episode. Thank you guys for doing it. Yeah, man, yeah,
- 1:20:27Speaker 4: thanks for thanks for filling in uh. We'll see you
- 1:20:31Speaker 4: guys on Thursday. Goodbye,