Latest / Billy & Lisa in the Morning: The After Show / Pizza Pizza...
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- 0:00Speaker 1: All right, after show podcast time my favorite time of
- 0:02Speaker 1: the morning. I mean, I love doing the show, but
- 0:04Speaker 1: I love doing the after show as well because I
- 0:07Speaker 1: get to just kind of freeball it, if you will.
- 0:10Speaker 1: I get to kind of just say what I want
- 0:12Speaker 1: and talk to all of you and listen to your talkbacks,
- 0:16Speaker 1: and it's just different. I don't know, radio's fun, but
- 0:18Speaker 1: you know, we have to do everything, kind of not everything,
- 0:20Speaker 1: but a lot of things. Buy the book, and certain
- 0:22Speaker 1: times we have to hit There's no time limit on
- 0:24Speaker 1: this podcast. There is nothing, nothing at all. So as
- 0:28Speaker 1: I'm looking, I see people entering my studio and here
- 0:32Speaker 1: they are my special guests for today. This could be risky,
- 0:36Speaker 1: but it is what it is, Ashley, the fame.
- 0:38Speaker 2: Of that for a podcast. This could be risky, risky,
- 0:41Speaker 2: This could be risky.
- 0:42Speaker 1: Yeah, well it could be. Hi, guys, welcome, pull up
- 0:45Speaker 1: to the mic here. I know you just ended your show.
- 0:47Speaker 2: Thanks for having us.
- 0:48Speaker 1: So you think that there's a big reason why I
- 0:51Speaker 1: asked you guys.
- 0:51Speaker 2: To come on, there is clearly what do you need advice?
- 0:53Speaker 1: There is nothing. There is not a specific reason. I
- 0:56Speaker 1: just try to switch things up. I've had both of
- 0:58Speaker 1: you on together a couple of time times, but each
- 1:00Speaker 1: individually and people loved it.
- 1:03Speaker 2: So oh wow, shout out to that.
- 1:05Speaker 3: That's awesome.
- 1:05Speaker 2: Shout out to the two that loved when Santi was on.
- 1:09Speaker 1: Actually I got more reaction to Santi's and I don't.
- 1:12Speaker 2: I don't need to be here. I don't need it.
- 1:13Speaker 1: Well, Santi hired me. Oh he saw it through my fatness.
- 1:18Speaker 4: God, I would not have not hired you because of
- 1:21Speaker 4: your weight. I always look for people who kind of
- 1:24Speaker 4: like had something special, kind of like what.
- 1:25Speaker 2: Was his X factor? Drugs?
- 1:27Speaker 3: I didn't know anything. I knew nothing.
- 1:30Speaker 2: Wow, when did you reveal that?
- 1:33Speaker 1: It took a little bit. But my second week on
- 1:35Speaker 1: the air, I told the story about you probably know this.
- 1:38Speaker 1: My dad sent me to the liquor store. Do you
- 1:40Speaker 1: know this story? Yes, And I stole a case of
- 1:43Speaker 1: beer from a truck and it ran home and it
- 1:45Speaker 1: was all empties.
- 1:47Speaker 3: You didn't feel like it was like super light.
- 1:48Speaker 1: No, because the adrenaline. Yeah, I was really high.
- 1:52Speaker 3: Yeah literally were You're still getting high high?
- 1:54Speaker 1: Then that's why I used it. He gave me fifty
- 1:56Speaker 1: dollars to get him alcohol, and then I spent the
- 1:59Speaker 1: fifty dollars immediately and got a back a dope and
- 2:02Speaker 1: then I got high and then panicked while I was
- 2:04Speaker 1: high on what I was going to do. So I
- 2:05Speaker 1: was like all messed up. And then I was walking
- 2:07Speaker 1: by the liquor store, Pumpsy's, and there was a bear
- 2:09Speaker 1: truck on loading beer.
- 2:10Speaker 5: And by the way, when I say drugs as your
- 2:12Speaker 5: X factor, I don't mean that in a negative way.
- 2:14Speaker 5: I feel like your story is crazy. Like when you
- 2:16Speaker 5: were locked up in jail, you would listen to Kiss
- 2:18Speaker 5: one weight and be like, I'm going to be on
- 2:20Speaker 5: kiss one to wait one day.
- 2:21Speaker 2: You would tell people about like like de lu oh
- 2:24Speaker 2: that you should but he was right.
- 2:25Speaker 1: You should have seen the way they look at me.
- 2:26Speaker 2: Well, yeah, look at you now.
- 2:28Speaker 1: I used to study the clock. I didn't know what
- 2:29Speaker 1: was called the clock, but I knew when everything hit.
- 2:31Speaker 1: I knew when Billy's entertainment would hit. I kind of
- 2:34Speaker 1: just I just had a compassion for it. But no,
- 2:36Speaker 1: Santi did not know anything about me. He just saw
- 2:39Speaker 1: something in me. He hired me, what I remember the.
- 2:42Speaker 3: Most, wanted to make internship.
- 2:44Speaker 4: But then he came in like the second day, like
- 2:46Speaker 4: basketball on it got to a certain point or a
- 2:49Speaker 4: like hey, like you need to kind of dress a
- 2:51Speaker 4: little bit better, but like the basketball shorts would like,
- 2:55Speaker 4: I just understand that. And I remember our boss came
- 2:58Speaker 4: in one time and like she looked them up and
- 3:01Speaker 4: down head to toe. I'm like, okay, so she's thinking
- 3:04Speaker 4: it as well. Yeah, do you remember which boss I'm bom? Yes, Yeah,
- 3:09Speaker 4: she gave him a look like.
- 3:10Speaker 1: Who's this dude? Yeah, speaking of her, I remember do
- 3:14Speaker 1: you remember the Christmas party when somebody brought a guest
- 3:18Speaker 1: to the iHeart party and the guests got so drunk
- 3:20Speaker 1: on the way out, he walked up, He walked her
- 3:22Speaker 1: behind her and smacked her on the ass.
- 3:25Speaker 4: The boss Yeah it was Mark, Mark's boyfriend at the time.
- 3:30Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and then went up and slapped her on
- 3:33Speaker 4: the ass and like Mark for the whole week and
- 3:35Speaker 4: was like, am I gonna get fired?
- 3:36Speaker 3: Like I don't know, because she took it as a joke.
- 3:38Speaker 3: It was also a different time then, yeaheah.
- 3:40Speaker 1: Different different times.
- 3:42Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 3:42Speaker 1: So yeah, So anyway, what's up with you guys. How
- 3:44Speaker 1: you guys doing.
- 3:46Speaker 2: I feel like we're good.
- 3:47Speaker 5: We're just you know, talking about this storm and the
- 3:50Speaker 5: Patriots and all the things. You know, I really do
- 3:54Speaker 5: try to take all of this in in the AFC
- 3:56Speaker 5: Championship and how lucky we are. Like when I go
- 3:58Speaker 5: out and I see everybody in Patriots gear, it means
- 4:01Speaker 5: something different to me because I grew up in a
- 4:03Speaker 5: Cleveland Brown's home with a dad who you know. I
- 4:06Speaker 5: told the story on the show just a couple of
- 4:07Speaker 5: days ago. I was going through all the proxy and like,
- 4:11Speaker 5: you know, my dad's will and everything, and the lawyer
- 4:16Speaker 5: basically said it's not funny. But the lawyer said to him, like,
- 4:18Speaker 5: if you're being.
- 4:19Speaker 2: Kept alive on a ventilator, like should we pull the plug?
- 4:22Speaker 2: And he was like pull its pull, pull the plug
- 4:27Speaker 2: and she goes, okay.
- 4:29Speaker 5: But via our conversation like what if that day, that
- 4:34Speaker 5: given day, the Browns are in the super Bowl, And
- 4:37Speaker 5: he goes, you make a solid point.
- 4:39Speaker 2: So she put in writing that if he is in
- 4:42Speaker 2: that situation, but it's February eighth, I gotta keep him alive.
- 4:46Speaker 6: Wow.
- 4:47Speaker 2: Yeah, like that that's fandom. And so when my dad
- 4:49Speaker 2: calls me and he goes, what's it like, Like, what
- 4:52Speaker 2: does it feel like? What's the energy? Like?
- 4:54Speaker 6: I can't emotion over him because he would die literally
- 4:58Speaker 6: to be a part of something like this and how
- 5:02Speaker 6: special it is.
- 5:02Speaker 5: I don't think people really understand that Browns fan some
- 5:05Speaker 5: of these other places.
- 5:07Speaker 4: Like look at the Bills, like it's yeah, the Bills
- 5:09Speaker 4: are probably worse because the Bills went to four super
- 5:11Speaker 4: Bowls in a row and lost them all.
- 5:13Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. No, we're we're fucking so spoiled.
- 5:17Speaker 2: It's crazy.
- 5:18Speaker 1: Who was getting all of the Cleveland Brown's memorabilia? And
- 5:21Speaker 1: when that time.
- 5:22Speaker 2: Comes, there's enough to go around. We will will be fine.
- 5:25Speaker 5: But I do tell him him, like anytime he comes
- 5:27Speaker 5: across like an old hoodie and stuff, and like keep it,
- 5:29Speaker 5: keep all of that stuff because one day, I mean, listen,
- 5:32Speaker 5: we've already said the Browns ever make it to the
- 5:33Speaker 5: super Bowl, obviously I'll be dead. But if they were to,
- 5:37Speaker 5: I'm telling you we'd pay whatever it was thousands. He
- 5:41Speaker 5: would have to be there, he would have to, no question.
- 5:43Speaker 1: Wow. So does he hate the Patriots.
- 5:45Speaker 2: Not at all. He's jealous and he'll absolutely say that.
- 5:47Speaker 6: I mean, like, haile, text me tomorrow and be like
- 5:50Speaker 6: Friday game weekend, like I hate you.
- 5:53Speaker 2: Because of the straight up jealousy of it. It's yeah, So.
- 5:57Speaker 5: My dad is he gambles not to Oh, he's not
- 6:00Speaker 5: a degenerate, this like my father.
- 6:02Speaker 1: But he comes to my house every week and he
- 6:04Speaker 1: places his bets at Encore on the way up, and
- 6:06Speaker 1: just watching him is probably you can identify with this
- 6:09Speaker 1: the ups and downs of it. If he's down, he's miserable.
- 6:12Speaker 1: But when he's up, oh, no, better feeling in the world.
- 6:15Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, last week he put his boots on,
- 6:17Speaker 1: stormed out of my house.
- 6:18Speaker 5: Yeah, my dad calls it catching a heartbeat. So like
- 6:21Speaker 5: any game that he bets on, he just does to
- 6:24Speaker 5: catch the heart beat to like make it that much
- 6:26Speaker 5: more excited. Yeah, I mean he like that's not a
- 6:29Speaker 5: joke that he was a degenerate. My mother tells stories
- 6:31Speaker 5: about like us growing up and people like banging on
- 6:34Speaker 5: the door as being like where's my cash, like bookies
- 6:37Speaker 5: and stuff. Wow.
- 6:38Speaker 1: So he still bets, but legally.
- 6:40Speaker 5: He every single weekend takes one hundred dollars cash bets
- 6:44Speaker 5: the Browns, essentially putting it in the toilet and flushing
- 6:47Speaker 5: it down every single He would never not, guys, they
- 6:50Speaker 5: could be playing an undefeated team, he is still going
- 6:52Speaker 5: to bet on the ground, Like this is what I'm talking.
- 6:54Speaker 5: This is fandom to another level.
- 6:57Speaker 1: Wow. If he's from Cleveland, obviously no, why yeah.
- 7:02Speaker 6: He just grew up like yeah, no, he obviously he
- 7:06Speaker 6: grew up in Chicago and like the Chicago area, and
- 7:08Speaker 6: he just has always been like from a young age,
- 7:10Speaker 6: my grandmother would tell like he was always like fascinated
- 7:12Speaker 6: by the Browns and like a Browns fan.
- 7:15Speaker 1: That's just all about the Bears.
- 7:18Speaker 2: No nodu Bears, no Bears. Just just a sad Browns fan.
- 7:23Speaker 5: But you know one thing I will say is in
- 7:24Speaker 5: my time, I've gone to many a football games for
- 7:27Speaker 5: the Browns with him.
- 7:29Speaker 2: No nicer fans on the planet, because you know why
- 7:31Speaker 2: they lose all the time. What they they just they
- 7:33Speaker 2: they they've lost enough in their life. What are they
- 7:36Speaker 2: going to be mean to? Like a Patriots fan?
- 7:37Speaker 1: Yeah, they're cocky, They're.
- 7:38Speaker 2: Not They're there. They are great. They really are a
- 7:41Speaker 2: great fandom.
- 7:42Speaker 1: Okay, well what are your plans for the game?
- 7:44Speaker 3: Both of you watching it at home with the kids
- 7:46Speaker 3: and the family.
- 7:47Speaker 1: Okay, you not having any people over?
- 7:48Speaker 4: No, I don't like having people in my house with
- 7:50Speaker 4: a game. He's so mad because I like to just
- 7:52Speaker 4: sit back and watch the game the minute people like
- 7:54Speaker 4: other people are there, like it's just too much and
- 7:56Speaker 4: you have to entertain them.
- 7:57Speaker 2: And he gets mad when his in laws come to
- 7:59Speaker 2: you watch the game that they're like, no, it all is.
- 8:02Speaker 2: It's not like it was back in the day.
- 8:04Speaker 1: With football.
- 8:05Speaker 4: My father in law believes anything that happened in the
- 8:07Speaker 4: sixties was the absolute best. The bound passes were the
- 8:09Speaker 4: only ways that you should pass.
- 8:11Speaker 2: Uh.
- 8:11Speaker 3: The running game was the most important thing when it
- 8:13Speaker 3: comes to football.
- 8:14Speaker 1: It's just like enough, it's probably best you watch it,
- 8:16Speaker 1: you know, just you and the fam immediate family. I
- 8:19Speaker 1: want to know what I'm doing. Oh okay, So my
- 8:22Speaker 1: friends and I have been obsessed with doing a Taco
- 8:25Speaker 1: Bell muck bang because we see the videos online of
- 8:28Speaker 1: these influencers who you know, they devour all this food,
- 8:30Speaker 1: but the Taco Bell one I haven't been in so long.
- 8:32Speaker 1: They have all these new items like a cas rito
- 8:35Speaker 1: and the Dorito's Locos taco, which I've never had. And
- 8:38Speaker 1: one of the things they do is they get a
- 8:40Speaker 1: chicken case idea and they open it up and then
- 8:42Speaker 1: they put the two tacos in and then fold it
- 8:44Speaker 1: into a giant.
- 8:45Speaker 6: Taco and you guys should see how lit his eyes
- 8:49Speaker 6: are right now, the happiness.
- 8:51Speaker 1: And then also what they do is, I don't know
- 8:53Speaker 1: how I want to do this. They get the cheese sauce,
- 8:56Speaker 1: the nachio cheese sauce in an extra large cup and
- 8:59Speaker 1: they dip everything thing in the cheese sauce. So we're
- 9:01Speaker 1: gonna get one hundred dollars order. I think one hundred bucks.
- 9:04Speaker 1: That's a lot of food to talk about. Yes, yeah,
- 9:06Speaker 1: and we're gonna be doing this together. Yeah, I mean,
- 9:08Speaker 1: and my friends at my house before the game.
- 9:10Speaker 2: Are you filming it?
- 9:11Speaker 1: I mean, not doing it for I'll probably take some
- 9:13Speaker 1: picus of you sitting in front of all that.
- 9:15Speaker 5: Ye.
- 9:16Speaker 1: My general rule is I don't eat until i'm full.
- 9:19Speaker 1: In that in those instances, I eat until I hate myself.
- 9:22Speaker 3: Oh so you go beyond the full thing?
- 9:24Speaker 1: Yeah, I have this thing in my head once I
- 9:25Speaker 1: start like. I give an example, we got Giggles pizza hair.
- 9:28Speaker 1: Typically I wouldn't eat because I fast until eleven. But
- 9:31Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I'm going to have
- 9:32Speaker 1: a slice. So I had one slice. Everyone had one
- 9:34Speaker 1: slice hair, everybody. I'm six in.
- 9:37Speaker 4: What he had a whole pie and I think you
- 9:41Speaker 4: had seven slices this past weekend, right.
- 9:43Speaker 1: I know, I had a pizza and a half.
- 9:44Speaker 2: I can eat six pieces like it's nothing.
- 9:46Speaker 4: That's really chezza and a half. Yeah, that's that's eight, nine,
- 9:50Speaker 4: that's twelve.
- 9:52Speaker 1: So now you want to know how sick it is?
- 9:54Speaker 5: Now?
- 9:54Speaker 1: How I ate six slices already of the other pizzas.
- 9:57Speaker 1: But then I have a whole cheese pizza. You can
- 9:59Speaker 1: see it right here in the box full pie, eight slices.
- 10:02Speaker 1: So I text my wife and I said, hey, I
- 10:05Speaker 1: have a pizza hair that like four slices left? Do
- 10:08Speaker 1: you want it? And she was like absolutely because she
- 10:10Speaker 1: eat a couple and I'm going to eat four more,
- 10:13Speaker 1: maybe five on the way home.
- 10:17Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's something that's feet.
- 10:20Speaker 3: Hey, at least it's pizza, not the other stuff you
- 10:23Speaker 3: used to.
- 10:23Speaker 5: You know what.
- 10:24Speaker 2: Good point, right Heroin pizza. Yeah, we we would much
- 10:29Speaker 2: rather you picked the pizza.
- 10:30Speaker 1: Yeah Montega.
- 10:31Speaker 2: Yeah, now he doesn't speak Spanish.
- 10:34Speaker 1: Oh that's Heroin. Oh really you go cocaine? Yeah, I
- 10:39Speaker 1: want to know the time the best.
- 10:42Speaker 6: I don't know, just keep eating pizza and shut the
- 10:48Speaker 6: hell up.
- 10:48Speaker 2: Thanks for having us.
- 10:49Speaker 1: This is your fault. This is your fault. No, I'll
- 10:52Speaker 1: leave it alone.
- 10:53Speaker 3: I'll leave it at that.
- 10:56Speaker 1: He's intrigued, but I'll tell it really quickly.
- 10:58Speaker 2: Right.
- 10:58Speaker 1: So I used to work at this this warehouse for
- 11:00Speaker 1: a short time and I would drive around with this
- 11:01Speaker 1: palette thing and I would like load food onto a
- 11:04Speaker 1: pout and they had a bakery in the back, and
- 11:06Speaker 1: none of the people in the bakery spoke English. They
- 11:08Speaker 1: were Latino. And so I would drive by my palette
- 11:11Speaker 1: thing every day and I'd be like, buddyco punico, penico,
- 11:13Speaker 1: you know, and they just look at me and laugh.
- 11:15Speaker 1: And then one day I did it and the guy
- 11:16Speaker 1: was like hey. He called me back and he goes,
- 11:18Speaker 1: you want and I'm like yeah. He goes how much
- 11:21Speaker 1: I go? Fifty bucks? He goes give me. I give
- 11:23Speaker 1: it to him. He goes back in the bakery. He
- 11:25Speaker 1: comes back out a little while later, calls me over,
- 11:28Speaker 1: gives me a bag of cocaine. And so I took it.
- 11:31Speaker 1: And when I went home and it was like pure
- 11:34Speaker 1: I had never done that.
- 11:35Speaker 2: How did he like? What about you gave out that
- 11:37Speaker 2: you wanted drugs and not a croissant? Like it was
- 11:39Speaker 2: a bakery.
- 11:39Speaker 1: Pardica means cocaine. So there's a thing when we were younger,
- 11:43Speaker 1: whenever we'd see someone Spanish, we'd say montega padico in
- 11:45Speaker 1: the hopes that they would have drugs got and one
- 11:48Speaker 1: time it works.
- 11:49Speaker 4: Well you said it was Spanish. It was pure, okay,
- 11:52Speaker 4: but you were saying, you would say it's Hispanic pea. Yeah, yeah, stereotyping. Yeah, yeah,
- 11:57Speaker 4: you're a Hispanic, you must deal coke.
- 11:59Speaker 1: Yeah, funny, god, buddy go. And you know, one time it.
- 12:02Speaker 2: Did work, you know, yeah, you were one for one. Yeah,
- 12:04Speaker 2: that one, that's wow.
- 12:06Speaker 3: Pure cocaine.
- 12:08Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was something. Well, it goes to
- 12:10Speaker 1: show the stuff that I was doing was completely stepped on.
- 12:12Speaker 3: So when you put it up your notes where you're like,
- 12:14Speaker 3: oh my god.
- 12:15Speaker 1: Yeah it was. I never tasted what pure cocaine was.
- 12:18Speaker 1: I was getting stuff that was stepped on and cut
- 12:20Speaker 1: over and over again. It would go through multiple people
- 12:23Speaker 1: and they would cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it,
- 12:24Speaker 1: and the stuff I'd get was awful.
- 12:26Speaker 2: I'm better now, but I can almost feel the drip.
- 12:29Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, you guys need help.
- 12:37Speaker 3: Stop she stopped.
- 12:39Speaker 1: I've offered help to her many times if she ever
- 12:42Speaker 1: did need it her help, does she throw it back
- 12:45Speaker 1: in your face?
- 12:47Speaker 5: You guys know, I haven't partake in any party stuff
- 12:49Speaker 5: since kids.
- 12:50Speaker 1: No, she's Actually it's like with drinking. Like she doesn't
- 12:53Speaker 1: drink every day. She literally can go weeks without drinking months,
- 12:56Speaker 1: But when she drinks, that was different.
- 13:00Speaker 3: You're talking about respect.
- 13:07Speaker 2: It's still much.
- 13:10Speaker 1: Yeah, but when she drinks, we know she goes a
- 13:13Speaker 1: little bits, a little bit too hard.
- 13:16Speaker 2: I'm not drinking this weekend.
- 13:18Speaker 1: You're not drinking for the PATS game.
- 13:19Speaker 3: Don't do this. It doesn't like every single week.
- 13:22Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know. I know. I know because she
- 13:24Speaker 1: text me when the next day when she's hung over. Yeah,
- 13:27Speaker 1: I'm telling you it gets worse the older you get when.
- 13:29Speaker 2: You get all I actually drink.
- 13:30Speaker 1: I know, No, I know.
- 13:31Speaker 4: I'm just saying that's why I don't get drunk anymore,
- 13:34Speaker 4: because I can't handle it the next day.
- 13:35Speaker 1: The first step is admitting that you need help.
- 13:38Speaker 2: I'll let you guys know.
- 13:39Speaker 1: Ye, you need to come to believe that a higher
- 13:41Speaker 1: power can help this podcasts, make a decision to turn
- 13:45Speaker 1: your will and your life over to the care of God.
- 13:48Speaker 2: The power done.
- 13:52Speaker 1: All right, thank you both very much. I'll see you.
- 13:56Speaker 1: Uh you want to say this pizza by the way, Okay,
- 13:59Speaker 1: I didn't, I didn't. I didn't. You know I'm gonna
- 14:00Speaker 1: eat four, So there you go. All right? Well, thank
- 14:03Speaker 1: you to Ashley and Santi and for everyone else. You
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- 14:14Speaker 1: Are you still waiting for you? No, don't wait for
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- 14:20Speaker 1: last time you'll hear them ever on this podcast.
- 14:22Speaker 5: Bob