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Crazy Rich White Boys | Son of a Boy Dad #319 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 2: Hey, what's going on there, pal?
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  Speaker 1: We saw you the hockey game market, so I know
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  Speaker 1: you guys. I'm Ryan Whitney. I got a drink named
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  Speaker 1: after me, Motle, Big Doodle Pink Whitney.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I thought. See you, fellas, I invented the
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  Speaker 3: thing you pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary moments.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, everybody, it's Vibs and this is my PSA to
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  Speaker 4: remind you that golf season is officially here, whether you
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  Speaker 4: end up in the fairway or in the woods. Fire
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  Speaker 4: up your round this spring with the official shot of golf,
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  Speaker 4: Fireball cinnamon whiskey. Slip a couple minis in your bag
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  Speaker 4: for you and the boys so that no matter how
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  Speaker 4: you hit him, you're still having a killer day out
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  Speaker 4: on the course. Ignite the fairways with fireball cinnamon whiskey.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, alrighty, Welcome back to the Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 3: Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Today.
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  Speaker 3: It is July twenty first. It's eleven forty pm, a
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  Speaker 3: little later am, not pm, a little later than we
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  Speaker 3: would have hoped. But I'm partially to blame for that.
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  Speaker 5: Now you are to blame for that.
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  Speaker 3: See, I knew you were going to say that, and
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  Speaker 3: I was running it through in the in the uber,
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  Speaker 3: I was thinking about it, nose like hmm. Technically, if
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  Speaker 3: you really think about it, Francis was fifteen minutes late,
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  Speaker 3: and then I was fifteen minutes late. From Francis Is fifteen.
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  Speaker 5: You would late twenty five minutes late from my fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 3: Well, twenty five would mean I got here right now. Nope, No,
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  Speaker 3: that would be thirty.
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  Speaker 5: I got here at eleven fifteen and it's now eleven thirty.
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  Speaker 5: Eleven forty four. Yeah, so you guys heard what we.
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  Speaker 3: Already said that. So I opened the show right eleven
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  Speaker 3: forty four.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, you you got here ten minutes ago?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably right. So I was fifteen minutes late to
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  Speaker 3: your fifteen minutes late.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, so Roan, Yes, great job today.
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  Speaker 1: You have no idea when I showed up, I could
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  Speaker 1: have walked in one minute before you, or I could
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  Speaker 1: have been cracking dawn.
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  Speaker 3: I was scrambling, I'm going to Wyoming tomorrow.
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  Speaker 5: I texted the group that I was going to be
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  Speaker 5: fifteen minutes late, and I felt really bad about it.
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  Speaker 5: I was driving from where I live upstate, and you know,
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  Speaker 5: it's two hours and I left the house and either earlier,
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  Speaker 5: you're late. Twenty minutes into the drive, I realized that
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  Speaker 5: I didn't have my phone, and so I had to
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  Speaker 5: double back go get the phone, and then restart the trip.
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  Speaker 5: And then I texted the group and said, guys, I'm
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  Speaker 5: really sorry. I'm going to be fifteen minutes late, of course,
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  Speaker 5: and then sure enough you showed up thirty minutes late. Wow. No,
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  Speaker 5: which meant that I never needed to send the text.
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  Speaker 5: I shouldn't.
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  Speaker 3: I shouldn't. I was ready to go. Oh, I was
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  Speaker 3: up at eight for hours.
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  Speaker 5: You just based off the lowest off the latest late,
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  Speaker 5: and you're like, that's the new time, and I'm going
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  Speaker 5: to add fifteen minutes to that.
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  Speaker 3: No, I obviously did not. I didn't plan on getting
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  Speaker 3: here fifteen minutes after your fifteen minutes delay. I plan
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  Speaker 3: on getting here at eleven fifteen. It just didn't work
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  Speaker 3: out like that.
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  Speaker 5: If i'd never sent the text, what time would you
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  Speaker 5: have gotten here?
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  Speaker 3: Be honest, eleven fifteen. I don't believe that one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 5: But that that's just that's just a coincidence. That's a
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  Speaker 5: miracle that we would have shown up at the same
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  Speaker 5: exact time.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I kind of have a pretty good gauge on
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  Speaker 3: like a round when to show up based on like
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  Speaker 3: what when realm will be here and when you'll be here.
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  Speaker 5: Do you text him individually?
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  Speaker 3: No, but you can get an idea how if he's
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  Speaker 3: not texting in the group chat at all, it means
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  Speaker 3: he's probably late.
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  Speaker 5: I love that you are testing the wind and the
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  Speaker 5: fucking like cloud signatures.
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  Speaker 1: Of the world.
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  Speaker 5: You are pokahont to sing. I think you're tarady. That's
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  Speaker 5: just routine.
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  Speaker 1: You're painting with all the colors of the wind. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: so I wasn't texting this morning and I wasn't late.
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  Speaker 1: You're saying if I don't text, it means I'm late. Occasionally, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think that's flawed science.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, usually he's late because he tells us he's gonna
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  Speaker 5: be late because he's dealing with his children.
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  Speaker 1: My convenient excuse.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know about that.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe get some children and you'll have an excuse and
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  Speaker 1: people will look on you more fondly. I know it's
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  Speaker 1: not a bad idea as opposed to just knowing that
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  Speaker 1: you were just gooning for an extra fifteen minutes, that
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  Speaker 1: you were abusing.
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  Speaker 3: In an extra fifteen minutes of goon time. That's what
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  Speaker 3: the real truth is. Yeah, you cracked, You cracked it.
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  Speaker 5: Can I ask you about your gooning?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? Sure, do you take your shorts and just pull
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  Speaker 5: them and put them all the way down around your
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  Speaker 5: ankles and then good?
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know what that. I don't even really,
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  Speaker 3: to be honest, I don't know what gooning is. We've
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  Speaker 3: been over this many times and I still don't understand it.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, he fishes up his shorts so he'll like
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  Speaker 1: pull up the egg and.
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  Speaker 5: Cool. I see hey dangles.
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  Speaker 3: Out the bottom, right, I see, Francis, without looking at this,
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  Speaker 3: what kind of raw do? What kind of club club that?
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  Speaker 5: I would guess that that's a pitching wedge.
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  Speaker 3: It is a pitching wedge. That's pretty spot on. Pretty
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  Speaker 3: good golf. That's pretty good.
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  Speaker 5: That's pretty good golf.
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  Speaker 3: I just seeing the angle.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you're ready, you're ready for the Creator's Invitational. I
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  Speaker 1: would say, for sure, you fucking Horvath Santino, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: to be a fly in that golf cart shot?
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  Speaker 5: When is that August twelfth to the sixteenth?
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  Speaker 3: Will you say hello in an age shot for me?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know who that is.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you're gonna you're going to see him there.
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  Speaker 5: But does he know who you are? God? No, then
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  Speaker 5: why would I tell him you said hello?
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  Speaker 3: Just say my buddy's a big fan, Say the guy
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  Speaker 3: I do a podcast with. I work with him every
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  Speaker 3: single day.
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  Speaker 5: Don't you think that that everything you just said for
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  Speaker 5: me to tell him? If I said that to him,
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  Speaker 5: he'd be like, get the fuck away from me.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't think so.
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  Speaker 5: He might. My buddy that I do a podcast with
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  Speaker 5: is a big fan, and he wanted me to tell you.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you guys are playing in a golf tournament together.
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  Speaker 3: It's not like you're approaching him on the street.
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  Speaker 5: Just so you know.
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  Speaker 3: I really just go off to him and say, hey,
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  Speaker 3: my my buddy's a huge fan of yours. I'm watching
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  Speaker 3: his videos since I was in second grade.
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  Speaker 5: That's not the way I do things.
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  Speaker 1: I'm also saying my buddy's a good fan kind of
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  Speaker 1: means I don't know you. He's like, Hey, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know who you are, but I know someone who knows you.
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  Speaker 3: But that is exactly that, That's exactly the case.
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  Speaker 1: I think you just keep that to yourself, or you
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  Speaker 1: get familiar and know him yourself.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna say, hi, my
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  Speaker 5: name is Francis. What's your name, mister Shott, mister shot.
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  Speaker 5: Nice to meet you. If anything, I'm looking forward to
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  Speaker 5: getting to know you. With a blank canvas standpoint here
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  Speaker 5: to really go.
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  Speaker 1: You purposefully avoided all of his online footprint for years
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  Speaker 1: so you wouldn't have the wrong impression of him once
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  Speaker 1: you finally meant it exactly.
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  Speaker 5: I am going at this from a tabula rasa point
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  Speaker 5: of view.
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  Speaker 3: You know one hundred feet right, I don't even know Francis.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know a hundred thieves? You know a hundred thieves?
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna keep the golf club out exactly nice.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a laser pointer.
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  Speaker 3: You know you know a hundred thieves? Do you know
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  Speaker 3: hundred thieves?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know a hundred thieves.
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  Speaker 3: One hundred thieves is like it's like a gaming slash
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  Speaker 3: media company, a coupable. People from barstool actually left to
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  Speaker 3: go work there. That's made shot started that. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 3: you'll meet him one hundred thieves. I don't know if
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  Speaker 3: he started. Yeah, I know, I think he started it.
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  Speaker 5: Should I go up to him and say, hey, I
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  Speaker 5: like one hundred thieves?
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  Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, I'm sure he'd be thrilled.
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  Speaker 1: Okay telling me like one hundred one dalmations too.
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  Speaker 5: I prefer the forty thieves who accompanied Ali Baba.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I don't know what that is.
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  Speaker 1: Ali Baba and the forty thieves.
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  Speaker 3: Nope, the originals Arabic and I'm sick of pretending I
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  Speaker 3: do know what it is story.
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  Speaker 5: That stood as the sort of precursor to Aladdin.
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  Speaker 3: M So it's the prequel to Aladdin Alreaybia.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's.
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  Speaker 3: I think it like it came out before Aladdin.
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  Speaker 5: It came out like hundreds and hundreds of years ago.
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  Speaker 3: It's like the original sober four Aladdin. Yeah, because Aladdin
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  Speaker 3: only came out like a hundred years ago.
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  Speaker 5: It probably did, but you it came out in like
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  Speaker 5: nineteen ninety one.
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  Speaker 1: There was like a rap song where they started off
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  Speaker 1: being like Ali Bobin the forty is it?
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  Speaker 5: Oh? Is it?
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  Speaker 1: Fucking rhyming and steeling by the Besi boys. It is
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  Speaker 1: and they just say Ali, Bob and the forty thieves
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  Speaker 1: over and over again. That story has everything, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Another story has everything, the story of fucking Christ. Isn't
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  Speaker 1: it crazy that a killer? There's betrayal that there's everything
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  Speaker 1: in that story.
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  Speaker 5: What happened you just is like one wrong step away
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  Speaker 5: from exploding right.
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  Speaker 3: Now something it's the vaccine. So yeah, it doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 1: It definitely everyone's a killing. Everyone's a killing.
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  Speaker 3: There's reason that our podcasting co host should have his
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  Speaker 3: a kill is being torn.
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  Speaker 1: And he was stationary.
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  Speaker 5: No, I woke up and it was like for whatever reason,
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  Speaker 5: and all I did? I mean, I played a bunch
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  Speaker 5: of racket sports this weekend, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, all of swinging.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what are we talking? Squash?
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  Speaker 5: Tennis? I played tennis. I played Podel And for the
• 9:21
  Speaker 5: word it's worth, I know that it's actually technically pronounced paddle.
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  Speaker 5: I say Padel to.
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  Speaker 1: Cash, Padel Epstein didn't do ship.
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  Speaker 3: You see that Trump's trying to He's saying that he's
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  Speaker 3: gonna He's forcing the commanders to go back to the Redskins.
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  Speaker 3: He's gonna pa He's gonna freeze their new stadium building.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, insane and He's like, and the Guardians have to
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  Speaker 1: become the Indians again.
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  Speaker 3: What a wild thing?
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  Speaker 1: And he was like, the water fountains have to be resegregated.
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  Speaker 3: I honestly like, I don't hate the commander.
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  Speaker 5: I thought we had. I thought everyone had kind of
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  Speaker 5: made their peace with the commanders.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I saw a dude. I did a
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  Speaker 3: show in Seattle.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't know. I didn't know the anti woke people
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  Speaker 5: were still griping about.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think they really are. I think there are
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  Speaker 3: Commanders slash Redskins fans that are still like, we want
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  Speaker 3: the Redskins back.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I see.
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  Speaker 3: I saw a dude I saw it in Seattle who
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  Speaker 3: was wearing a yet a Commander's shirt and he sewed
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  Speaker 3: on a Redskins patch to it. Like he was like, no,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going by the commanders, but he got a
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  Speaker 3: new shirt, Like he got a shirt and like customized it.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you not just have keep your old shirt
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  Speaker 1: or like to buy a vintage shirt.
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  Speaker 3: He could have done that. I don't know, but he
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  Speaker 3: told me that he sewed it.
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  Speaker 1: On right before they changed. I was doing Man on
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  Speaker 1: the Street by the Redskins slash Commander's stadium, and I
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  Speaker 1: happened across a Native American guy and his son, and
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  Speaker 1: they were like, we find it to be a like
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  Speaker 1: an honorable name. They were like, we liked that. We
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  Speaker 1: liked it as the Redskins. We think that it. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: he does a good homage to the Native American people. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: he was like, we were very proud of Marcus Marida.
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  Speaker 1: Terry McLaurin.
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  Speaker 3: Is Terry McLaurin even on the Commanders anymore.
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  Speaker 1: He is, But he wants a new contract.
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  Speaker 3: Thought his contract didn't get you want. Trump's freezing his contract. Trump,
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  Speaker 3: Trump froze Terry mclaurin's contract until they switched to the Redskins.
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  Speaker 1: That's so crazy to want to do.
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  Speaker 5: Trying to think of a joke to tell, but to do.
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  Speaker 1: It, do it a Native American voice and it won't
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  Speaker 1: be as offensive it was.
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  Speaker 5: To fucked. I'm just self editing so we don't have
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  Speaker 5: to do it later.
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  Speaker 3: Smart.
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  Speaker 1: But then everybody's got to be wondering, what was that
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  Speaker 1: fucking joke that Francis had.
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  Speaker 5: All right, I'll say it. I was gonna say, Trump
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  Speaker 5: is freezing Terry's contract until he goes back to his
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  Speaker 5: slave name.
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  Speaker 3: Well, because Terry Terry mclaurin's like an Irish name.
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  Speaker 1: That's funny. That'd be funny if Cleveland Indians, like if
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  Speaker 1: he made them change, but they just they are like
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  Speaker 1: the Indian people, and.
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  Speaker 3: They went back to Redskins. They went to Redskins. Stew
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  Speaker 3: Cleveland Redskins.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone has to be Redskins. The Las Vegas hockey team
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  Speaker 1: has to be the Redskins too. No, I meant that
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  Speaker 1: it was like the like people from India, like still
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  Speaker 1: the Indians.
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  Speaker 5: Kansas City smallpox blankets.
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  Speaker 1: That is a wild thing to demand like and didn't
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  Speaker 1: he isn't it like he's doing an executive order about it.
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  Speaker 1: He's gonna have I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I just saw it on The Truth this morning, yeah
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  Speaker 3: social Yeah, No, I saw it on Twitter. I saw
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  Speaker 3: it on a screen. I saw a screw and shot
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  Speaker 3: of truth on Twitter.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was getting bodied on Truth. It was like
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: the first time Truth turned on him.
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  Speaker 5: Over the Epstein's done. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Epstein shit is insane. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I know it's crazy because now the Left is
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  Speaker 5: really reporting on it. Yeah. Yeah, they're really leaning into
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  Speaker 5: like it was Trump on the list.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I don't I don't know if it's
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  Speaker 3: Trump directly that's on the it's clearly someone's on the
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  Speaker 3: list that like they're like, this just can't come out right,
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  Speaker 3: Like that's what it seems like, or multiple people are
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  Speaker 3: on the list that they're like, this just it's not
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  Speaker 3: even an option to put this out.
• 13:40
  Speaker 5: But who would Trump be protecting to that degree that
• 13:44
  Speaker 5: he knows he's going to create this level of suspicion
• 13:47
  Speaker 5: someone powerful goes all the way to the top.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, who would he even? I mean, like the powerful dude,
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  Speaker 1: draw on it.
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  Speaker 3: J Jared Jared Trump, Jared Trump, Jared Carrobas Baron, Baron Trump,
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  Speaker 3: Baron's on it? That would I was gonna do. I
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: was gonna say Baron's one of the victims. That would
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  Speaker 3: have been. Well, I guess it still is a bad joke,
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  Speaker 3: but it's better when you admit it's a bad.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: Joke before you say it owning.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I watched last night for the first
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: time is uh the Paterno movie. That ship was cheeks.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, that movie sh it sucked. The HBO, The HBO
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  Speaker 1: show Albao the HBO.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the HBO.
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  Speaker 5: Show put that fucking pitching wedge down my God.
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  Speaker 1: A baton. He's like he's in the flag squad.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I watched the movie. The movie sucked.
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  Speaker 4: What.
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  Speaker 1: There's like one line in the movie where like there's
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  Speaker 1: like people outside of his house and they like going,
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  Speaker 1: They're like, how about a rub? Didn't they?
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, how about a rub?
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  Speaker 1: His wife's like he's like stressing out about covering up
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: pedophilia and his wife's like, how about a rub? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: That that whole movie was fucking weird. The did the
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: Penn State scenes were those like super cringe worthy for you?
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  Speaker 3: Because for me, I was like it was like out
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  Speaker 3: of body when they're like when they're chanting Joe Paterno
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  Speaker 3: and then they're chanting.
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  Speaker 5: Like we are Penn Steak, we are Penn Steak.
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  Speaker 3: And it's I was cringing, Like this is so brutal
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  Speaker 3: because they're defending the fact that he covered it up.
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  Speaker 3: Well yeah, I mean it's just any time that there's
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  Speaker 3: like or that.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't do enough that no, no, they're like he
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  Speaker 1: didn't know. They're like outside like.
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  Speaker 3: Joe yeah yeah, and then his son comes down and
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  Speaker 3: they start chanting Scott Paterno.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that shit really all happened that it's so
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  Speaker 1: cult like it was so embarrassing. It's so fucking shitty
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  Speaker 1: and embarrassing for like years afterwards. I would like argue
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  Speaker 1: with other Penn State alumni being like he obviously knew
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  Speaker 1: what was going on. Yeah, no, he actually did it,
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: and why.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: He pretty much just keep on hinting back in the
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: movie to that, like it was going on for decades.
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: Who do you think is more dug in on their position,
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: Penn State alums about that situation or Michael Jackson fans
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: about that situation.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: I think Penn State alums because like Michael Jackson fans,
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: like they don't have any like implicit connection to Michael Jackson.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: They're just fans. Like if you graduated from Penn State,
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: you can undo that, you know, like you're part of
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: the Penn State community, whether you're a football fan or not,
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: like a Michael Jackson fan. Is this like transitive?
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: Like sure, But I've had arguments with Michael Jackson fans
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: just for fun really to watch them get unbelievably upset
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: when you insist.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: That they look at the man in the mid I
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: mean that he touched this kids.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: It's not a bad question. You're pretty much asking though,
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: like what's bigger, Like pop stars are college football And
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: it's a good question.
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: Well, Michael Jackson is the biggest star.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, period, Yeah, biggest program and Michael Jackson.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: People people worship Michael Jackson to this day with a
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: religious ferocity that rivals that of of what people felt
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: about Penn State football.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm saying, like, do you think the people
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: that are not Like, do you think the biggest Michael
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: Jackson fan is a bigger Michael Jackson fan than like
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: the biggest Texas A and M.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Fan, the biggest Penn State fan would kill like cover
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: up and fucking move mountains cash.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: But I think I think you're under I think you're
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: underestimating the Michael Jackson fans.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: I agree, Yeah, I kind of agree.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: I think it's pretty similar. To be honest, they.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: Are certain of the uh of the illegitimacy of the
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: of the claims of the victims of Michael Jackson. Yeah,
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: they're certain of it, which is one of those things
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: where I'm like, I would treat that with agnosticism at best,
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: Like if I were the biggest Michael Jackson fan in
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: the world, I'd be like, look, I don't know how
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: I feel I don't know that it's right. I think
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: it's right, but because saying it never happened is so hard.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, just to deny.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: The claims of children that were molested by Michael Jackson,
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: I'm going to air on the side of like kind
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: of sitting a way.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like, Billy Jean's not bad, but I'm not gonna
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: you know, I'm not gonna throw myself on the tracks
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: for this, Yeah exactly.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: I would just like keep listening to Billy Jean and
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: also acknowledged that he probably probably did the stuff.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I think he did. Yeah, I'm not going
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: to show up and throw eggs at Wade Robson's McAuley culkin.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: But McCauley culkin is the one who fucked everyone else,
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: meaning like he did no.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Not literally.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: His his insistence that nothing ever happened to him made
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: him the star witness to yeah, sort of like make
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: everyone else's claims seem worthless.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: You know that he was like, they're all lying, and
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: then he like turned to all the other kids and
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: duck his tongue out at them.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck you, you'll never take my spot. I'm gonna
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: be famous forever. He was nine years old.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: He didn't do anything. It's fucked's fucked up, it's super
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: fucked up. But those movies are so damn good.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Oh great I had. I had a pretty funny well
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: not funny. It was actually more like brutal, but it
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: was like funny at the same time. Weekend, well, actually
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: I had a great weekend. I had really good spots
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: at the stand, great shows, fun shows, and then I
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: did uh well, I played a shits on of Call
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: of Duty, just trying to get up to a diamond
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: so bad. I'm some like thirty s r away and
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: uh I. Friday night I had like my we I
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: played with Mooke and my buddy Peters all day and
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: then I went hit my spots and we played at night.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: And when we played it n I hit the deli
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: on the way home, picked up some Jolly Rancher gummies.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Delicious had like half the bag. Probably it was I
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: was kind of acting up, but I was also kind
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: of considering, like, you know, I'm going away, going away, homing,
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: not going to be playing video games, not going to
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: be eating candy.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: To kind of build a baseline of nourishment exactly.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, stacking up for the for the for the long,
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: long three nights. I woke up at seven am on
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Saturday and projectile vomited straight jolly ranchers. I just ate
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: too much candy and got sick, child like child, Yeah, literally,
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: that was it. Like I stayed up too late and
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: played too many video games and ate too much candy
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: and got sick.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh my god, this is so this is eerie.
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: It's almost Can I tell you why this is eerie? Why?
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: Because I drove from my I live in the woods,
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: you know how. I live in the woods upstate, use
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: in the Hudson Valley among the elk and the moose
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: and yeah elves. Yeah, which, by the way, hunting season
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: hasn't started yet, so don't even get any fucking ideas now.
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: It doesn't start till the fall, that's right. I mean,
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: you better wear some orange.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: I'm not a hunter.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: Well, there's a lot of people out there with some
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: bad vision these days, and I'm just saying, you come
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: you come one without your orange. John. It's not my
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: fault you come on to my land. Okay. Anyway, The
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: point is.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I do hunt fish. Do you are a bit of
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: a hunter?
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: I release I had a gig in Hampton baysh which
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: was really cool. Actually, I didn't know what to expect.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: I drove all the way from Hudson Valley down and
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: out into Long Island. It was like three and a
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: half because I left it at like ten thirty am.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: If I had left at eleven thirty am, it would
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: have been five and a half.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say this, I would assume six.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: So I got there and did the gig. The gig
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: was awesome. Hampton Bays is, like they call it, the
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: working class Hampton. I mean, it's like the last blue
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: collar enclave, but very quickly it's gentrifying because it's it's
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: all the people that live there work in Southampton and
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: West Hampton and East Hampton as landscapers, painters and you know.
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: And then at the night, that's why the traffic all
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: flows west, is because they're coming back to their where
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: they live. In the morning it heads east. But I
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: was making jokes about that because it's like the idea
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: of being the working class Hampton's. And I said, I
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: opened the show and I said, I said, Hampton Bays
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: is to the Hampton's what El Salvador is to the Hampton's.
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: I said this is where the Shinnecock tribe comes to
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: buy their cigarettes. And they were all dying because everybody
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: at the show the tickets to the show. You're going
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: to love this, We're seventy five dollars. I had no
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: idea until the day. Yeah, Billy Joel Brice, I know, dude,
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: you should do this gig though, by the way, because I.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Don't charge seventy five tickets. Sorry, brother, No that's not enough.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: But all the people that came were people who lived
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: in Southampton and East Hampton, so they were laughing at
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: the expense of blue collar people. I was making fun
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: who weren't there because they couldn't afford the tickets ticket. Yeah.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: But then on the way home, I was driving back
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: with Brandon and we went, Yeah, I went to uh nice,
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: I went we went to a seven eleven or whatever. Yeah.
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: Actually we went to this grocery store that was like Latin.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Like Latin American or.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: Like Latin American, like the dying fill out your receipt
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: by carving it in stone. It was held up on
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: care Inthian pillars.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Just the water straight from the aqueduct.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: No, it was some don't look that the cashier in
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: the eyes will free, He'll turn you to stone.
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: Uh. It was some Latin grocery store. I'd never heard
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: of it. I mean, I don't know. All the goods
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: were Spanish goods.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I've been to stores like that.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: Nothing was organized. Yeah, it looked like the supply truck
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: just drove into the middle of the store, like opened
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: its wares and then they took stuff and just threw
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: it out.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: And a couple couple of grocery stores like that.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: But it was opened at eleven fifteen PM. A grocery store.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: That's when the Latin that's when the Latins are eating.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: The regular Cheetohs were the flaming hot Cheetahs Yeah yeah.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and the flaming hats will send you back across
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: the rio. But the anyway, if I got a bunch
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: of candy, right hairball, Yeah yeah, what'd you go with? Okay?
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: So I went with chewy sweet tarts?
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Those the best. Wait did you get the ropes?
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: No, okay, chewy sweet I think it was chewy sweethearts.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: All the ropes are the best sweet tart.
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: Well, I like nerd ropes.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: These are different. Okay, this is just straight rope, No,
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: no crunch, just gump just go. Yeah, you could repel
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: using these.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Absolutely impossible ass ropes.
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Then I went with something new. I was out
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: on a limb and I did mini Skittles. They come
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: in a tube that you can use as an enema.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, like the Eminem tubes.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't believe they're still making those, those Eminem tubes.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I would get those like.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Christmas and ship like it's crazy. Those Eminem tubes used
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: to last me like a month.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: They were.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Just like pop one like a tic tac every now
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: and then.
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: That's a pretty good restraint. And then I got these
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: new tele cookie crackers. They were fucking crazy that you did. No,
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: they were like skits that had new Tella in the middle,
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: and the texture is so unbelievable that I I had
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: to throw them out the window. I didn't litter. I
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: just dumped the rest of the bag for the moose.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: So serious.
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they don't have an issue with chocolate the way
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: dogs do, so I wasn't worried about it.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They might think it's like deer pellets though, or
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: something like that, and think that the land has been claimed.
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: True.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Hmmm, you could have just fucked an the tire ecosystem.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the videos of the guys kicking
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: over the like when people stack rocks and they're like
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: you like leave nothing untouched.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know what that's all about, though, because that's
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: like an opinion that people are like die hard about.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Like this fucks up the ecosystem. It's ruins like beavers,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: ms and ship like that.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: If they're like there's people that like they're like their
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: their mission on Earth is to find every stack of
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: rocks and destroy kick them.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: But they also they're like social media influencers, so they're
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: like film themselves getting super Actually yeah, like kicking over
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: stacks of rocks.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: It's like a weird, but it's like it'll literally be
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: like four rocks, like like this high. Why why have
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: you done it?
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: I think in the Andes Mountains, No, excuse me, it's
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: the Himalaya. There's a tradition that if you pass to
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: the left versus to the right of a stack of rocks,
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: it's really bad luck, right, you'll die on ever, I
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: think that isn't that what they say?
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: They got a lot of they got a lot of
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: rules for like the Himalayas. No fucking on the mountains.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Is that a rule?
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, really bad juju.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: They definitely fuck at the base camp of Everest, didn't
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Donnie say that it was a backing of.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's what the in Into Thin Air Crack
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Hour says that they're not They're not supposed to fuck
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: on the mountain. It's against the it's against the rules
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: of the gods.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: And it's probably just because these Tibetan monks get no
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: pussy fucking jealous.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: But apparently they all fought and then a bunch.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Of people died and they say that's why.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: I don't I think it's just one of the suspicions.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: They have a fun We've talked about this before on
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: the podcast and I don't remember it again, but there's
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: a funny They have a funny name for.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: It, mountain fucking.
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: They called it like sucky sucky or something like that.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Something funny we've ever seen.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: It was the little guys who are just like no
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: oxygen mask, carrying a house on their back. Yeah, who
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: are just like barefoot, no shirt on.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Apparently those guys are like straight up like different, like
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: they're just like they. Have you ever seen the fourteen
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: peace documentary? Yeah, they did like that test on that dude,
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: and it was like he's he.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: Was an anomaly among his own people.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: And they spawned from eggs too, because no one can
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: fuck in the mountain. I know they're asecond hat.
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: They're born from a You start a snowball and you
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: roll it there smashes into a hut at the bottom.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: It comes with.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: The child born in snow. Lets me tell you the
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: tale of the child born in snow.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: He came out of the womb with carrying all of
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: the afterbirth on his shoulders.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: The first thing out of the womb was his crampons
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: piercing his mother's vagina.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Sad and true, sad and true, sad and true, so
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: fucking true.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Just touching on a lot of sad but true topics.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Today, I heard a friend of mine has a young,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: like nine year old daughter, and they said, all like
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: the nine to ten year old like little girls all
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: are like they all want an Asian guy. They all
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: want like they want to marry an Asian guy because
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: the movie Crazy Rich Asians has them thinking that all
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Asians are crazy and rich all the little kids.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Is that a kid's movie? No, I feel like that
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: just can't be a thing.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Man. I mean, our friend was like her daughter and
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: all of her friends want like want an Asian kuy
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: so bad because the movie Crazy Rich Asians just has
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: some thinking that they're fucking loaded.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Might be a New York thing. Huh, might be a
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: New York thing. Yeah, yeah, maybe I would be surprised.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know nothing wrong with Asian men.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, it seems like you're I'm not trying.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: I'm not trying to pull any love away from my
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Asian brothers.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: It seems like you're trying to find some reason why
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Asian brothers shouldn't.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Be just say, and I don't think all nine year
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: old girls are looking for Asian Asian men.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Know well, who's more plugged into the nine year old girl?
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: Clarity?
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Dude, I have a source right at the mouth of
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: the river. And you're fucking I mean, I mean, what
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: was the last time you even talked to a nine
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: year old?
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: You're just out of touch, dude, You're too old. How
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: does it feel being too old?
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: No?
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: No, I am out of touch.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: The game passes all of us behind.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: Bro sas won't talk to nine year olds? Now, what
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: kind of show you too judgmental of his apartment.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Now, my apartment's actually clean as hell right now is yeah? Right,
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: show us a picture fucking vacuumed?
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: You vacuumed the hardwood?
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and the carpet. Have you guys ever even
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: have you has ever even been over since I got
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: the carpet. No, you won't let us into your home
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: or no, you have because you broke in.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: When I came and woke you up that one time.
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: You did to me what you did to the five
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: year old, you.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Weren't allowed in. Yeah.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you peered through the door like the door, which
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: is fine because you know, at the time, I knew
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: where my mother was, so it's fine for you to
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: keep me in the hall.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: Again, kid knew where her mother was.
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: She didn't, Yes she did, she said she didn't. And
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: children of that age or not case she was, they're
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: not able. They have not learned the I literally got
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: the whole rundown artifice at that age, lie out of
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: her ass.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: She probably at the door being like where the Asian
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: min at?
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they're not Asian.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: Are you either crazy.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Or you're not crazy?
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: It is great marketing for the for the Asian community,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Like a movie called Crazy Rich White Boys would have
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: us looking crazy. To come up with that would be so.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: I'm working on the script for that right now.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Crazy Rich White Boy. Yeah, crazy, Yeah, I would see it.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: We need all the good pr we can get.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Crazy White Boys in New York. I we never really
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: talked about that whole thing with the kid. I emailed
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: my super and my building.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: We talked about it on chat BCC.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: I think I don't know if I ever gave the
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: full rundown, but we gave the we email. I emailed
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: the right after we filmed that episode. I emailed my
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: building and I was like, just a heads up, this
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: is what happened. This was yesterday, blah blah blah. Whole thing.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: I made it very clear. Did I tell you as
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: about that. I was like, I don't mind. I was like,
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: this isn't I was like, just ahead something, this isn't
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: a complaint. I'm just letting you know in case like
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: someone is looking for this kid, God forbid, and.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: You guys know me, the last thing that would bother
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: me is a five year old showing up.
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  Speaker 1: It was actually a delight.
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: In fact, if you have others sending her around, I
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: just bought a bunch of toys.
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  Speaker 1: II.
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  Speaker 3: The guy replied and was like He was like, well,
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  Speaker 3: this does bother me. He was not not on the
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: same page as me at all.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: He was like, thank you for snitching.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: This was this was the person to whom you complained.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: I said, Hi, blah blah blah, blahlah blah blah. Yesterday morning,
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: on ten thirty, I was sitting at my desk and
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: a young girl, probably three to five, walked into my apartment.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Blah blah blah. Explain the whole situation.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I just want to hear how you explained it to him.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: She said she was trying to find her mom. I
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: told her I would go I would go find her
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: mom and to wait outside my door while I grabbed
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: my shoes. But when I returned, she was gone and
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: taking the elevator and disappeared. I went knocked on the
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: super's door or no answer, blah blah blah. I don't
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: have any problems regarding the situation. The kid made it back.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: The kid didn't bother me in any way. Again, I'm
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: assuming the kid made it back to her apartment fine,
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: but I wanted to let you guys know in case
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: God forbid. This happen to be a bigger issue. Thanks,
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: thanks for your email. I'm not happy about this. That
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: this should not happen again.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: A whistle ball.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: Thanks for email. I'm not happy about this.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: He said, like he said, whose kid it was? But
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: I didn't feel like saying that that smart.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: He was like he knew he had an explanation for
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: what had happened though pretty much.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was like, it might. It was definite because
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: remember I said, there's no kids in my building. Yeah,
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: so I guess there's one person who occasionally has a
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: child in their in their apartment and a deadbeat mom.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Well I don't know about that, but we're talking about
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: a deadbeat mom here.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: I will say I got home a couple of days
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: later and the person was outside on the phone and
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: they were talking, and she's talking like one of her
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: friends or something, and she was like, she was like,
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know why what she was even doing on
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: the second floor. She's never I've never told her never
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: to go up there. I swear to god, I just
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: kept my head down and kept walking.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: What. Yeah, so you're snitching? Got who'd you snitch to?
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: Super snitch to the building, The building like, that's the
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: management company.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: The management company, and then they kicked it to the super,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: and the super kicked to the lady, and then the
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: lady was calling someone something like that, not knowing that.
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: It's the bog and the bog down.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: But ever since then, I've just been paranoid as hell,
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: always locking my doors, especially when I'm like showering and shit,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, i feel like I'm gonna shower and I'm
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: gonna look out and there's gonna be a kid standing
• 35:40
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• 35:41
  Speaker 5: You should put a sign on your door that says
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: this apartment is not safe for the children.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Beware of dogs, this apartment isn't safe for most people
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  Speaker 5: No nowadays, you know Upstate. So the meat the butcher
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  Speaker 5: uh it is under the same roof and connected to
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: the gun store. Oh shit, So it's great. So like
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  Speaker 5: I go in, I get my ribbi. You know, they
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  Speaker 5: make these smoked rotisserie chickens that actually turn into some
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• 39:39
  Speaker 5: artisanal olive oil, and then I put that in a
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: bag and then I just bring it right into the
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  Speaker 5: gun gun store and look at pieces for a while.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: You pick anything out there's.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: A handgun, I mean, I'm thinking handgun.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the hard at fuck to get a gun in
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: New York, not upstate. It's still pretty tough.
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  Speaker 5: Not the New York unit it's.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: But it's still going to be hard. You have to
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: there's a it's not an easy stake. I live in
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: God especially a handgun. Handguns.
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: I mean, I wouldn't bring it into this city.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Why not.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: I don't really come here that often.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: If you're going to get a gun, you the only
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: reason to get a gun is to bring it into
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: the city.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Exact yourself, especially with fucking comrade Mom, Donny.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: What kind of what kind of piece you're looking at?
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Dosy Burner just gonna scratch the serial number off?
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: Some chrome? Looking at some chrome?
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: You're gonna get a chrome gun.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: I want to chrome.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: It's crazy A long like like no snubnosed girl gun
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: breada bullship you.
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: I want to be able to light my cigarettes by
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: directing the sun off my gun to the tip of
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: the sick.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Are you going to get like a like a glock
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: or like a like a like a revolver.
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: A revolver.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: You're gonna get a revolver. Yeah, oh, this sounds like
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: an awful idea. I'm out on the idea, and.
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: I want bullets to be the size of many eminem tubes.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need a varminter for real.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: What you need is a is a Smith and Wesson
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: five point fifty.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: Oh that's big time.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we call that a hand cannon.
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: That's the one that the guy used to blow the
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: watermelons and the waters still flying through the air.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: The pieces is that video. It's like one of the
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: craziest things because you think it's gonna you know it's
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: going to explode. You know it's going to explode. You
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: don't think it's gonna look like that. Have you seen
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: this video?
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: I think I've showed you this.
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: It's one of my favorite. I watched it every once
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: in a while, my favorite.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: It's one of the most outrageous videos.
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: You just realize if someone shot someone in the head
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: with one of those guns, like they wouldn't be able
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: to have a funeral for that person.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Oh no, close acid.
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: There's no embalmer on earth who is a good enough
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: at puzzles to put together.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: The yea.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: And the watermelons are massive watermelon They're like they're like
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: this big, They're like fucking those big as pumpkins.
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, look at this.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Conda in forty four magnum.
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: What a beautiful revolver.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Those bullets are fucking huge, may Ina Conda kind of funny.
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: It's hate watermelons.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: It's like twenty two dollars right than the watermelons, and
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: he is destroyed.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: I feel like that wasn't even the right one.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't think that was there on one. The
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: one I've seen doesn't even this one.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: It's this one.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: My my revolver hates watermelons.
• 42:52
  Speaker 11: This one big way watermelons. Ready, Oh that.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: One didn't go.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: That one.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: They're gone, They're disappeared.
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: I think that was it. I don't know. I remember
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: them turning into dust.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: That's the four to sixty magnum.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Why did he gun butt them afterwards? Why was he
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: hitting them with the Why is he pistol whipping the
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: watermelons after?
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: God must really hate watermelons.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: I found the actual one. I'm not going to show
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: it because I didn't realize how many there were but
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: it's the five hundred magnums.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Oh man, you gave us the maybe just watch the flag.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: I gave you the mid one.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: I think there really quick.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Alright, fuck it, he's holding it two hands. I don't know,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: it's just.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: That's the one. Definitely the video, dude, there's literally just
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: zero remnants of that whatsoever. They're gone, all right. That
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: video is called five hundred Magnum versus Watermelons and it's
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: from Hitchhock forty five or Hickhock.
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: That's my favorite one.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: That video is fourteen years old. Guess how many.
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: Views it has?
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Fourteen million?
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: Fifteen Imagine being that dude just raking in money, just
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: fucking shooting watermelons for like two minutes a.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Year, pascid income. How do you have this mansion? Do
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: you have this lake front mansion? From the stock market?
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: And what's the idea of that guy having like a
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: social media manager being like, did you did you shoot vertical?
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: He kind of does, all right, we're gonna need to
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: clip this for TikTok, but I think we should change
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: this like.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: He kind of does. And it's his son. His son's like,
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: uh you know this, Oh yeah, watch his videos all
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: the time.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: All these dudes have their fucking son. There's like multiple people.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: He's got a whole range in his backyard and he's
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: most of the rain is made out of like cast
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: iron pots, and he'll be like, time to smoke some pot.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: He looks dead in the camera. Time to smoke some
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: pot and then he blows up the pants.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: He's got writers for it, definitely same writers as Adam
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Freedland Show.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: Does Adam Friedland Show of writers.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Of course, one of our interns says, they know the
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: head writer for Adam Freeland Show really sick.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, I this weekend, so I have this awesome
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: electrician upstate because I finally decided to switch my gas
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: lamps to electric. Finally I finally decided, you know what
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: I should want. I should probably modernize my home because
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: there were gas lamps, there were risks of epilepsy, Like
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: epileptic people around gas lamps can some that can somehow
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: trigger seizures. And like, I haven't had a ton of
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: kids at my house. I'm not like you, but I
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: I do sometimes there are kids there. So I didn't
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: want that to Yeah, I wanted them to be safe.
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: And so even though I prefer the gas lamps because
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: it's rustic and all that. I did decide to finally, well,
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: you can.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Have like a gas lamp shell with them, you have
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: all gas light.
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: I did. I finally wired the home.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: For fucking nuts electric. I think gas lamps is like
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: usually people have like one and they're like, yeah, look
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: what we got.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: Well it was in the bedrooms. It was in the bedrooms.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: Your whole house is being was being fueled by gas
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: the lamp, except for the car of course, all electric.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: The term gas lighting comes from some play about a
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: guy who has to like sneak into his attic or
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: something like that, and the gas lights in his house
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: keep on dimming. I think every time he does that,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, and then his wife's like, I think these
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: are dimming, and he's like, no, they're not, know your
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: why don't you get some rest? I think you're acting
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: a little bit.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: I think you're just closing your eyes.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: You blink your first time blinking, poor sweet dumb woman.
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: Are you sure you're not dimming the lights?
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Probably dimmed the lights?
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: Uh So I switched him over and this electrician to
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: my guy, Glenn, he's the fucking man.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: You had to hire an electrician to switch your light bulbs.
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he had to wire the house for for electric.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: So your house had no electricity prior.
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: To this how many times? So I need to tell you,
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: like were you.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: Were you able to watch TV?
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Gas powered TV? He was working.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: The TV was not an environment friendly like TVs.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: My TV was hooked up to some pedals crank as.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: I watched, had a couple of dudes in the basement,
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: and I knew.
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: I knew it was time for bed when I started
• 47:53
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• 47:55
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• 47:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, I started missing frame.
• 48:00
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• 48:04
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• 48:11
  Speaker 5: he told me he played golf, right yeah, and I
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: was like, oh, well, let's go play sometime. And he's like, oh,
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: that'd be awesome, Like cool, that's the guy.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: You found online like for like from via DMS.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: I don't have the internet up there, so he just.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Kind of walks around and you've waved him down.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: Word of mouth.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: He's like a guy that sells peanuts at a baseball game.
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: Word of mouth. Electricity he was referred He was referred
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: to me by a very good friend of mine.
• 48:41
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• 48:47
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• 48:52
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• 48:53
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• 48:55
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  Speaker 5: Is it based on the Beatles? Ringo and Paul Okay Ringo?
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: So we were thinking ringo?
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: What accent is that?
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: Bob Dylan, have you ever heard have you ever heard
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: that story?
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like a Guatemalan.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: Now it sounded like ringo Ringo?
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: What did Bob Dylan say?
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: Now, it's a dumb story. Continue, No, tell that I
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: want to scurious, foolish story. And I've told it before
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: on the podcast and it's not even my story. It's
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: a it would be me telling a Norm McDonald's story
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: that Bob dyl And told. So all right, the box
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: down in the value, so fuck me skip it.
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: The shirt we're thinking of making is Bo and Peters
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: and Francis and Nate and Harry.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Well, you can only do four, so you'd have to
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: probably cut off the end hair.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: We well, if we didn't know, if we know you
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: don't like that stuff, we know you don't like those,
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: you don't do funny.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: It actually is a great idea because tomorrow I get
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: in before they do, and I'm getting the rental car
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: and picking them up at the airport. So it would
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: be hilarious if I showed up in one of those shirts.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Throw them on boys and had them drape over reach
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: one of their seats. I mean, in reality, we should
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: be doing son of a Boy Dad T shirts that
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: say Wyoming twenty twenty five.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Should it's foolish that or not?
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: And just like bow and like could they sue?
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: I think that they would be pissed off if their
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: name was on a shirt the same way they Do
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: was pissed off at that poker tournament.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: Can somebody please give me the rundown on the nay
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: Do flight thing? I was so late to it. I
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: missed so much the life of me I could. I
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: tried to rewatch the act and I kept skipping around
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: and I couldn't find the place to start.
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: I just saw him at a poker tournament and a
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: guy's like.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: What, dude, they're making money off of you?
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: Rich exactly? I know, I know that's like my face on.
• 51:29
  Speaker 7: A T shirt.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Have you ever talked to somebody like about like about podcasting,
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: about Barstool. That's like like when you're like they're like,
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: they're like, you're getting all the money from ads, right,
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: And you're like, well no, it's we get paid by
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: salary and they're like, what healing from you? Well, no,
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: we have the built in fan base and we're also
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: getting paid a salary.
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: Like the ad revenue thing is people think that we
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: should be getting paid Like people think that we get
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: paid a salary and then get the AD revenue. It's like, well,
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: when where would the Barstool money come in?
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: The guy to Do was literally like they're making millions off, you, dude,
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: they're making millions off. He was telling other guys at
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: the poker table that they were making.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: Millions more than once I've had a New York City
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: or or stand up comedian hit me up and be like,
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: hey man, I'm thinking of like doing a like coming
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: to work for barstools. Yeah yeah, like, uh, you know,
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: just wanted to ask about your experience, like they'll be
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: cool with me, Like, uh, you know touring for three
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: months in Australia right, like because I do that twice
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: a year, and like, I don't know, what do you
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: think I should ask for like two hundred three hundred
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: grand to start? And I'm like, buddy, yeah, could bring
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: all that to the table. That sounds good.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's uh. It's a funny world.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: But someone did say to get the I should get
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: those MWNBA shirts play assweb w orroad past. So when
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: tagged us in it and said that we should have
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: warned them today, that would have been hilarious.
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: That's funny.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: That guy is a writer for the show.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's so good. That was probably Adam friedlan writer.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: That's fucking good.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: It was really good, so fucking timeless, God damn it.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Those those wnb A bitches are being caddy as hell.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw what Kelsey Plumb was
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: saying about our sister Kaylyn Clark.
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: That video keeps resurfacing of them at the All Star Game,
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: Kelsey Kelsey playing defense on Kaylen Clark. I still don't
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: think that video is that insane. That's kind of grasping
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: for anything there.
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: Where she kind of almost assaults her.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: She's like playing defense. She picked like no one plays
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: defense in the All Star Game.
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't see that. I'm sorry.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: I don't think it's that, but it is. The Kaitlin
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Clark stuff is kind of bizarre. They all hate her.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: Kind of like if like Sidney Crosby came into the
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: NHL and they were all like, fuck you get out,
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: Like it genuinely makes zero sense.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: It makes perfect sense.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: I guess it's because the way they say the w
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: and it's the way that they see is that what
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: they are better than her, and that like the league
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: should have already been succeeding like this before she came
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: into it. I would assume, right, it's.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Like the most transparent jealousy of attention that's ever. Yeah, yeah,
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: I don't think you can make a case at their bed.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: But it's kind of like the McGregor like bring out
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: the red panties thing, because it's like if you think,
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: like it's like if you find out you're playing against
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: Kaitlyn Clark and then you go beat the shit out
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: of Kaylyn Clark. You know you're gonna be on the
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: front of ESPN for the next week.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: What's to bring out the red panties thing?
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: You never seen that? Connor McGregor. No, And he's talking
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: about the dude who booked, Like when Connor McGregor gets
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: a fight, it's like he's doing the other guy a
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: favor and he's like, you get booked to Connor McGregor fight,
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: you call yourself, color your wife, bring out the red pennies, baby,
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: we booked McGregor. You guys have never seen that. It's
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: so funny.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: He is so funny.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a shame you had to do those awful crimes.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Of having his penis out on the internet.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: Apparently people hate him in Ireland.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because he fucking isn't there a story that he
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: beat up an old guy a to a bar?
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: I think he's done that like thirty times.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Like an old man at the bar, and then he
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: bought the bar so they couldn't sue him or something
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: like that probably, And now that's like McGregor's bar in Ireland,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: so like Americans will go there and be like we
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: gotta go to McGregor's, and everybody's like, that's like the
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: most heinous crime that was committed, like that he beat
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: up an old man and then like bought this bar
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: to turn it into a tourist trap.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: Toga, wasn't He also found guilty of rape. Who cares
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: about that?
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: He made a bar.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: He committed this heinous act of buying.
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: A Connor MacGregor.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: Connor MacGregor outside of his house.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: How about a rub honey?
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: M hmm.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know. He was just I mean he kind
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: of got and canceled that bad because he was in
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: the that movie that that that premiere that I was
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: at last year.
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: That was after what was his big sexual misconduct. I
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: believe it was after because it was at like a
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: basketball roadhouse. It wasn't it.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't fucking know.
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it was the bathroom of that arena, right, yeah,
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: or something like that.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Gilbert's Gilbert's arena, Gilbert's great. Let me see
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: that golf club. How about a fucking long drive competition
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: us three boys, so you can really fucking smoke that thing.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm gonna just go ahead and skip on
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: that one right off the bat.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: You're not strong enough to beat me.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: I would smoke you. Francis is the but he would
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: destroy us. Francis drives the ball like five hundred yards?
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: Is this true?
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: This is the first I'm hearing of this? Is this accurate?
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: Like you hit the greatest shot you've ever hit, and
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: then Francis goes and he's like, he's like your max
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: club length and double.
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: I love. This is fun. It's nice to be on
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: the receiving end of Sass's exaggerations.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: What's your longest drive?
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Look that always depends, right, So w
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: behind firm fair away.
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: Let's say you're you're at the range, You're at the
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: let's say you're at the You're at the Chicago's in
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: house range.
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: There simulation, Yeah.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: You got a perfect lie.
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: I mean, if I was really you know, if I
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: had ten balls and I was loose. I could probably
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: hit one, maybe three hundred and fifteen yard Carrie. Maybe
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: not Carrie. I don't know. I actually don't know the
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: answer to that. That three ten maybe not bad.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: I think I could crack crack too fitty easily.
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure, I was.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: I was just going, like two thirty, first time picking
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: up the club in years, A couple of swings, a
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: couple of practice swings, work the kinks out.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: Why not? Why not thug it?
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Me and U Sass had the head. I played with golf,
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: no just driving, just driving, Yeah, just for distance.
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: I played with my electrician. I don't know if I
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: told you guys about this, Oh, so you will.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: You made plans to play, You didn't tell us that
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: you followed up.
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: Well. I played with them, and uh. He asked if
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: he could bring his son, and I said sure, he
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: had no problem. And I'll be honest with you. I
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: made some.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: Assumptions about Glenn's son.
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: About Glenn and his son, Okay.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: They were gonna sock, yes, and they're good, bro.
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: They were the two best people I've ever played golf with.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: See, I'm thinking Glenn's a young guy.
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: Glenn is sixty. He's won his Club Championship three times
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: Jesus and his son has won it twice.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: Between them, they've won it five times. And the first
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: time his son won it was when he was fifteen
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: years old and he took his dad to extra holes.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: His son is a scratch golfer and honestly, I thought
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: it was a sandbagging handicap. He is so much better
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: than scratch. This kid, Kyle, Holy shit, he's he's a
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: Barsel fan, so maybe he's listening to this, Kyle, if
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: you're out there. I have never seen someone hit their
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: irons the way that he does. It sounded like when
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: you shoot the five point fifty at the watermelons. Him
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: making contact with a golf ball with like a five
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: iron was the sound it makes when you make a
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: watermelon explode.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: Was he hitting blades?
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: I think, so let's wait to do that.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Let's put Kyle dude.
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: These guys did not fucking miss. They were unbelievable, and
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: I was such I was ashamed of myself, being like, well,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: you know, my electrician, you know, hopefully, hopefully, hopefully he
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: knows golf.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: Maybe you can clean.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: Off his face before you didn't even like, yeah, you
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: didn't even bring your full set. Guys, I just work
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: on my short game.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: Un fucking believable at golf. And it made me realize,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: first of all, I have wasted way too much money
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: on golf over the years, and uh, you know these guys, Yeah,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: don't make assumptions. You don't have to be a fucking
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: billionaire to be to be beating people at golf, you
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: know what I mean.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: I think if I had blades, I probably would have
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: played better at the don't spoil it, bro, Well, I'm
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: not spoiling any There was a there was a I
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: just wanted to piss off Francis by saying.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: Sometimes there are these memes on some of these funny
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: golf accounts blades. Well yeah, but like there's there's a
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: meme where it's like you when you know you're in
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: trouble because the guy shows up like with certain clubs
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: and it's like brand new irons or whatever, no problem,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: Like the guy who's playing blades but like doesn't deserve them.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: And then there's like the guy who shows up in
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: like tattered clothing, yeah, with fifteen year old blades with
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: the ball mark on the center of the face has
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: been there since, like he's never missed this spot right here,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: and it's worn, like the grooves are worn down. Yeah,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: and he's never changed his irons. And it's like run
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: for your life. That guy is gonna walk. And that's
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: what these do, these guys.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Kyle walked Kyle when that's crazy?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: How old was the sun k now?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: I think he's in his mid twenties.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: We all be friends with Kyle.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: We got to get them on the pod.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: Dude, Kyle never wall?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: Was he a pretty good hang?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: They were great hang? They were fucking awesome exactly.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: How would would be tired of sass as ship?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: How is he at Halo?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: I don't think he has time for video games?
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: Folks on his Is he trying to like go Bro?
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: Like Scotti Scheffler. It's probably not a great He was.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: Gonna play in college and then I think he kind
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: of got screwed by like a recruiting issue with the coach.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: Deffler could be goat. Scheffler's probably the goat if he
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: doesn't fall into the Tiger Woods pitfall of whores. He
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: could want to let me tell you.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: He's knocking on the door, that's for sure. Something's got
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: to fill that void. What oh for handler? Oh yeah,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: he's either gonna.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Be but those are the guys who are awesome and everything.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: He's got two routes right now, Robin Williams.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: It's either get even better at golf and genuinely become
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: the greatest of all time or hoares and drugs.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he has a hole in his heart that.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: Is like and it's unrepairable.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: Can I say that I listened to that full press conference. Yeah,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: probably three times. Oh yeah, and it's I'm not a
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: exaggerating it's my favorite thing I've ever heard in athletes say. Yeah,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: I've never I hate to say, let's put it this way,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: I've never aspired to relate to something more.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: But he also he's probably hearing all the people relate
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: to it, and he's probably like, oh no, like I'm
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: talking about me, Like, you guys haven't accomplished anything. I
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: just won four majors.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the top of the world.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah he is. And they like your local electricians like,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: that's my fucking life me.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: It is pretty crazy. It's so true that he won
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: the tournament after that press conference.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: Only does he win it, he I mean it was
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: it was a fucking after that.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: That uh, that approach shot that he had on the
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: eighteenth hole was so sick.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: I loved his approach, but it was basically was very
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: compelling to listen to.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: I thought it was amazing because he was trying to
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: figure out how how to articulate how he felt, and
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: he wasn't entirely sure how to avoid.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: Well, he's depressed.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he has depression.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: You think that's like the definition of it.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: I thought he just was unfulfilled. Maybe that's part of it.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: I think he's saying. I think what he was trying
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: to say is that, like that golf isn't the only
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: thing in the world for him.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I think he was kind of like, why doesn't
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: this make me happier?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: Because he got depression?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: It probably sucks if you're one of those dudes that like,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: is a it's like close to winning it, you know
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: it's fucked up, and then you're just hearing that dude
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: being like, it's not even that good. I'll take it.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: I had that thought where like, there's so many guys
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: out there who are like, if I want it just
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: one time, my life would be complete forever.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: Like, dude, just roll out on the eighteenth on purpose
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: if you don't care.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: And then he beat He beat that guy by thirty
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: two minutes. My two minutes A happiness all right?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: Back to yeah, back to dragging cops through the street.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: That's unfortunately, the only thing that brings me joy anymore
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: is just seeing a police officer holding onto my likeitching
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: like he's a can married a couple's car. Golf just
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: doesn't do it anymore.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: Rattling along, hanging.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: Up, you say, did you say newly married.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: Cans?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Dude?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 5: He's uh, he's really good at basketball and you're seeing
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: him play I'm everything playing.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Basketball is another sign of depression. People who are just
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: good at everything.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: He's probably he seems like he's actually athletic, Like he's
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: not like, uh yeah, he's not like just like one
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: of those dudes that's just really get a golf.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: That that thing in the quarterback. I started watching quarterbacks
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: because you guys told when Joe Burrow's parents are talking
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: about how we weren't sure if he was gonna go
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: Division one in basketball or I guess football. That kind
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: of came out of nowhere. It's like, you were that
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: good at basketball as a white kid, lot of you,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: like last minute decided to become a quarter.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: I'll just go I'll just go number one overall in
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: the NFL.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: He's fucking nuts, dude.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: He we had a h Drake May played. Drake May
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: was sick of basketball. Have you ever seen his highlights?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 5: So was the Eagles guy Cooper.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: Probably all of them realistically.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, have you ever seen Tom Brady shoot
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: a basketball? It's like the purest shot. Yeah, it's fucking amazing.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: And he's like six five, like Tom Brady could have
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: easily been Conknoople or whatever Tom Brady happened to as ship. Yeah,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: but some of these basketball players slow is pro, you know?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: True? True?
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: I guess like, yeah, Shack wasn't that.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: I don't think has beaten too many people on a forty.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: But Brady's like like, Brady's like slow.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: But some of the did you ever see that? Dude?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: Josh he was a quarterback and he was like old
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: as fuck, and then one season his team was out
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: of wide receiver, so he just like played receiver and
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: he was sick. He runs like a five to two
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: and he just was like routing dudes up because of suddenness.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: I think suddenness is really everything routes to.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: The name of the game shred. I want to see
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: Tom Brady's max speed.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Speed is so overrated unless you're like racing against I
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Show speed, it doesn't matter at all.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say, you're talking about I Show At.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: Forty six, he ran a five eighteen and a five twelve.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Where was this juice time?
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: Now the two thousand oh? Wait, in two thousand he
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: ran a four tow he ran a five to eight
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: when he was drafted, so at the combine he ran
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: a five to two eight, and then since then he's
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: clocked a five eighteen and a five to twelve at
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: the age of forty six.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: Well, so he's got faster, yep.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: But still that's he's pretty slow.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: Well he should better get faster.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: And F one last night he's faster than me by
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: a law. Did you guys see F one yet?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: It's a movie.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the Brad Pitt. Uh you didn't like it?
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 5: It was good? I mean it was the worst writing
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: I've ever heard in my life. Really almost like I
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: I'd rather watch this movie without it.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: I heard it was fights. Told me he was fight,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: told me he saw it like three times.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: Ship fights is I'm gonna be.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: Honest with you, He's got some interesting movie takes.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: His taste is like how do I put it. It's
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: it's like he's living in a bunker and all he
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: has for entertainment our movies.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: But that's because he's like super into movies.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: Like he's like perpetually on a on a sixteen hour
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: flight and he's like.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what else he's like, But he has like a theater.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: He goes to the theaters like multiple times.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: I know he hasn't gotten that thing that so many
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: of us have developed, which is the loss of attention
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: span as a result of multiple stimuli. Yeah, where at
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: this point, for a movie to hold my attention for
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: two hours, it has to be you know, it's got
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: to be The Dark Knight or something.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: The same movies three times as nuts.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, I thought it was I thought it
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: was good. I thought the the scenes were good, that
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: the driving scenes were amazing. But Brad Pitt, like, you know,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: Brad Pitt's acting. Brad Pitt is is a great actor,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: and I think throughout his career he's shown a lot
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: of range from fight Club to Benjamin Button to ten
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: twenty years seven years in Tibet to twelve years of slaves, Yeah,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: fourteen monkeys or whatever.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: So he played the good twelve years.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's the guy who lets him down, passes the
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 5: word back that this guy's been a slave for the
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: last eleven and three quarters eleven. Yeah.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: I just rewatched Oceans.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: Left so good, I mean, get much better really.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: From the beginning on TNT with Khmer and it was
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: so I needed the commercials because I was like, what
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: just happened?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: Commercial? Dude watching a movie with commercials? Not as bad
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: as he's very nice, just bring out the phone and
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: then I can tap back in.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: Of course, but I thought that this movie didn't do
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: a ton to utilize Brad Pitt's acting abilities. It almost
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: like handcuff him.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: No, don't, it's Pitt rinsed. Do not say he's rinsed.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: People are talking, No, they're not. He's chopped and rinsed.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: People are saying that Pitt might be done.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: That he's chopped, that he's actually ugly as fuck right now.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: I mean, if he looks amazing, obviously.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: He's lost it.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: He's like the millennial ideal of a hot guy more
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: than anybody else.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 5: His outfits in this movie are beyond belief. I loved
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: his clothing so much. I loved it.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: I think Millennial's idea of a hot guy is Brad
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: pitt It. I think Generation x's idea of a hot
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: guy is Dave Beckham. I think gen Z's definition of
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: a hot guy is Timothy Shallow. Who else am I missing?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: I think like a baby boomers idea of a hot
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: guy is?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: What's your guys thoughts on scale Pedro Pascal?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: People glaze him. He's so nice, I like him.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: Why don't I like him?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know. If I don't know,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know what my thoughts are on him.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: That everybody likes him so fucking he's.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: A little much for me. He's he's over exposed, a
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: little much for me. I also just kind of am like,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: I don't believe. I think he's kind of like, uh,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: he's fake. He's like, he's kind of fake.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: How old is Pedro Pascal?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: Fifty?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Probably there he probably had some dark years in there.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fifty on the dot.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he probably had some very dark times early on
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: in his life.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: What was he doing before he was before he blew up?
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Because he just blew up over the last however many
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: years and then at the beginning of the Last of
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Us he's playing like a thirty two year old.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: Well because now he's like jacked like.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Indie steroids, like yeah, paint snails, paint snails, paint snails
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: in his pretty time the snail racing gambles on snail racing.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: Have you guys ever watched have you guys ever gone
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: down the YouTube rabbit hole of just the marbles racing?
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so good.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: That's great. Me and my friends used to watch that
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: all the time.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: That's all there was during COVID. Yeah, they're really fun
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: to great videos are.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, they're like the guys, you got like multiple
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: angles set up and should.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: It's the natural progression of what are those machines called?
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: Yes, the gumball machine were Worthy Steinvin's machines something like that.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Look, you guys ever fuck with hot Wheels.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: I was more of a matchbox card kind of guy.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: I was more of a Matchbox twenty guy, Rob Thomas.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: I was a big it was a big hot wheels guy.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: Racing the hot wheels was always fun because there was
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: always like it was pretty obvious.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: I had never had a good enough track. Like I'd
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: watch a commercial and there'd be sick tracks and I'd
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: have like a bitch ass fucking slow.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: I just had a straight one, just a straight shot. Yeah,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: easily the best way to race.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: No loop when I saw afford it, Rube Goldberg, Yes.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: We couldn't afford the loop when I was growing up. Yeah,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: I mean either, Oh, my dad said maybe next year.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: My dad made a homemade loop out of ten four.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: It's crafting it. It's just as good.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: Those things always broke though. Someone would come over and
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: just snap the track in half step on the car.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Kid plastic too, I said in the sun it would be.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: One of your one of the neighbors kids, or ship
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: all over it, break it, pukepe.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: Their grilled cheese hands all over it, and some juice
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: mouth fuck.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: When I was when I was like really young, like
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: a child, it was Christmas morning, and I remember we
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: had one of my friends growing up lived like right
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: down the street, and uh like I would go walk
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: down to the bottom of the street and say hi,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: And I went down on Christmas like afternoon see what
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: kind of toys he got? And he had like a
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: he had like a he got like a remote control, like, uh,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: helicopter styrofoam. I broke it immediately. Oh, I don't think
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: I've ever felt that bad in my entire life.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: On purpose.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: No, but it's like Christmas morning and I'm like, oh,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: what's this? Snapped it in that half like it was
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: made of It was literally made of styrofoam.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 5: I know that toy.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's what they used to be, like, right,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: might just be a styrofoam with a battery in it
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: and a propeller.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 5: I remember I used to do Kuman. Oh yeah, did
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: you do Kuman?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: My little sister.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: Did the Yeah, I had did do Kuman? And depending
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 5: on the number.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: One is it's like a tutoring program math specifically.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: I see those all over the city. It's spelled very unfortunately.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 5: Hey you hey you m o n Yeah? Yeah, what
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: is that?
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Come on?
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: Come on?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 5: Come on?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: Come on?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: I used to do come.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: On, Yeah I did, come I did, come on? Math?
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: And how long has come on? Been around a long time?
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: I didn't know that. I think it's like I think
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: it's Japanese or it's Korean or something. I mean, it's
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: been around since, you know, it's got like the cool
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: the Emperors.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it says Alibob and the forty Thieves exactly.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 5: So I used to do that, and it was like
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: if you finished a number of worksheets or whatever. Each
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: time you finished a worksheet, get a token. Yeah, and
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: then at the end of a certain depending on how
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: many tokens you had, you could get prizes. There were thresholds.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: You get like a Chinese finger trap.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it wasn't much, but they did have this one airplane.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: It was one of the ones the propeller where you
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 5: wound it around a rubber band and then you let
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: it go and theoretically the propeller would spin for a bit,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: so it should work. Yeah. I worked. I did so
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 5: many worksheets and it never worked. I got so many tokens,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: and I finally got that airplane and I wound it up,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: I assembled it and I let it go and it broke.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Should brakes sucks.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 5: Paper and sticks?
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what was the last time you got something
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: that was like you were looking forward to it got
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: it broken.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: The last I mean twice in my life. I got one.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: One year I got fencing swords that my parents bought
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: from toils. Maybe they were like plastic they.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 5: But that's what they're called. They're called foils. Oh yeah,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 5: fencing foils.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. And they were like secondhand fencing fencing swords.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: And I fucking tried to fence with my sister and
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: I think I like smacked the fuck out of her
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: shop and crying. We immediately got the fencing swords taken away,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: and the exact same thing happened when I first got
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: a knife. My sister like cut her hand on the
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: knife and was like, I can't have the knife anymore.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we were going to get we were going to
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: get Pokemon cards one day and I bit my sister.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: Pokemon cards were canceled.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Well, you were twenty one at the time.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: I was probably like five. I remember it very vividly.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: Having a bier is is tough.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: I wasn't even a bier. I think I just got
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: in a fight with my sister and bitter.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 5: Sounds like you were a bier.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: But I never did that, Like, I wasn't something I
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: would usually do. I think it was like a defense tactic.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: There's no way it was defense. I definitely you were
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: on me.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: Was.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 12: Still round, so I looked on.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: To you.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 9: Keep a round.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 12: I was only falling one way. I was only falling
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 12: one bad. Jay were drifted.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: F was.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 12: So so, then you need summon no I come along.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 12: I was was only phoning my d I was only
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 12: phone in one.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: I was only.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 12: Phoning one way. I was selling a phone in my.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 10: Bad.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 12: Strange bee, don't get say I was saying falling one way.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 12: Say just a dist of the bad.