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Impossible Wank · F*ck Off Fridays

0:00
SPEAKER_04: Welcome back to Fuck Off Fridays with your girl Liv and your girl Charlie.
0:07
SPEAKER_04: This week, coming up, we have a resident pole.
0:11
SPEAKER_04: I've got a quiz for Rich and Liv.
0:13
SPEAKER_04: We've got fact or fucking fiction.
0:15
SPEAKER_04: And we've got more snog Mary avoids.
0:18
SPEAKER_04: So strap in, sit down, grab a beverage, and off we go.
0:27
SPEAKER_04: What are you loving this week?
0:29
SPEAKER_03: Well, I went to Amsterdam this weekend.
0:31
SPEAKER_03: Yes, you did.
0:32
SPEAKER_03: Which was very jolly.
0:33
SPEAKER_03: In the name of the podcast, bit of market research.
0:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
0:36
SPEAKER_03: Although I will say I did fail a little bit.
0:38
SPEAKER_03: So Friday afternoon, when we arrived, a load of us went out for lunch and some drinks.
0:42
SPEAKER_03: And uh we sampled some local Dutch delicacies called bitter barlin.
0:47
SPEAKER_03: I thought you were gonna say cannabis, but crack on.
0:49
SPEAKER_03: No, no.
0:50
SPEAKER_03: Basically, like potato croquettes, 10 out of 10.
0:52
SPEAKER_03: Okay, very nice.
0:54
SPEAKER_03: Um anyway, we're we're going for a mooch.
0:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
0:57
SPEAKER_03: And then I'd been chatting at lunch.
0:58
SPEAKER_03: I was like, I really want to see the red light district.
1:00
SPEAKER_03: I'm super intrigued by it.
1:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, me too.
1:02
SPEAKER_03: I wish to understand more about it.
1:03
SPEAKER_03: Anyway, so we were mooching along, and uh, I see a uh a pub that's called the House of Taste, very on brand, and then um and the boys then went, Charlie, we're in the red light district.
1:16
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, oh my god, this is great.
1:18
SPEAKER_03: Anyway, all the curtains are shut because it's the middle of the day, it was like 3 pm in the afternoon.
1:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:21
SPEAKER_03: And then out of nowhere, we come around the corner, and there's literally it wasn't as big as I expected, I will say.
1:25
SPEAKER_03: But there was a girl stood, and she looked unreal, fair play, but she was stood in like in underwear, but in the window, but literally stood there just scrolling on her phone.
1:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:35
SPEAKER_04: Lucy said that's what it was like when she went.
1:36
SPEAKER_04: Some of them are just on TikTok.
1:38
SPEAKER_03: I thought it was I mean, I don't know what I was expecting them to do.
1:41
SPEAKER_03: Maybe have a little dance in the window or something, but she was literally just just stood on her phone.
1:47
SPEAKER_03: It was really strange.
1:48
SPEAKER_03: The other thing I found really strange, and anyone who's been to the red light district and has been behind the curtain, please write in and let us know on the anonymous form.
1:57
SPEAKER_03: There was nothing outside to say what she offered and what she charges.
2:01
SPEAKER_03: And I thought maybe in this day and age you might have like a QR code where maybe you could see more photos of your girl.
2:06
SPEAKER_03: Advanced.
2:07
unknown: Yeah.
2:07
SPEAKER_03: Maybe you have a link on there to their Instagram or their OnlyFans, and how like how much they charge, pay by card, pay a deposit or whatever.
2:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
2:14
SPEAKER_03: Nothing.
2:15
SPEAKER_03: So whether it's the innocent person in me, how on earth do you know what you're to pay as a man?
2:24
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
2:24
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I I imagine there might be some women that go there, but for the most part, it's yeah, dirty dogs and stagdoos.
2:30
SPEAKER_03: How do they know what the going rate is for a blowy until they get in there?
2:35
SPEAKER_04: So I think that's a question.
2:37
SPEAKER_04: If anyone knows, I'm so curious, let us know.
2:40
SPEAKER_04: Because I have no idea.
2:41
SPEAKER_04: I can ask our girl Luce, um, but I doubt she knows because she just did what you did, like watched.
2:46
SPEAKER_04: Walked past me, wow.
2:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
2:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
2:49
SPEAKER_04: Um, I'd have no idea.
2:50
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
2:51
SPEAKER_04: Rich?
2:52
SPEAKER_02: I have no idea.
2:53
SPEAKER_02: Uh?
2:53
SPEAKER_03: Not been on a stagger or anything?
2:55
SPEAKER_03: No.
2:55
SPEAKER_03: Do us a favour and message um any male group chats during an awesome.
2:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
3:00
SPEAKER_03: See if we can get a live answer by the end of the um by the end of the episode.
3:04
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I want to know.
3:05
SPEAKER_04: Um, but one thing I will say about you going to Amsterdam is I I think I don't know if you're aware, but your boyfriend texts me.
3:11
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
3:12
SPEAKER_04: My jorts.
3:14
SPEAKER_04: So Charlie's boyfriend texts me and said, I just can't remember where you were.
3:18
SPEAKER_04: Like, were you in like a uniclo or something?
3:20
SPEAKER_04: Something like that, yeah.
3:21
SPEAKER_04: And she said somewhere somewhere with air corn because it was 34 degrees.
3:24
SPEAKER_04: He sent me a picture of you, like with some jorts showing them off or something.
3:31
SPEAKER_04: And um, I can't remember what I replied, hang on, because it it did make me laugh because I thought he was gonna get awfully cross with me.
3:40
SPEAKER_03: Um they're even more offensive in real life, I will say.
3:43
SPEAKER_03: They were basically like three-quarter length flares.
3:47
SPEAKER_04: He goes, Jorts are back.
3:49
SPEAKER_04: I said, for Charlie, yes, not for you, Glenn.
3:51
SPEAKER_04: And then as we well know, Charlie's man crush is Glenn Powell.
3:57
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
3:57
SPEAKER_04: And he sent me a shocked face with Glenn.
3:59
SPEAKER_04: Do not mention his name around me.
4:01
SPEAKER_04: I said, I was referring to Glenn Coco, you moron.
4:04
SPEAKER_04: And he goes, had to sit through Top Gun Maverick the other night again.
4:09
SPEAKER_04: I fucking thought you meant Glenn fucking Powell.
4:14
SPEAKER_03: So he wasn't happy about that.
4:15
SPEAKER_03: He was rage baiting him with Glenn Powell.
4:17
SPEAKER_03: Do you know what's funny is I replayed the beach scene about three times and he was cooking and he kept coming in.
4:22
SPEAKER_03: He was like, Are you watching it again?
4:25
SPEAKER_03: I was like, Yes.
4:26
SPEAKER_03: And I'm posting about it on my Instagram story because other people are gonna enjoy it.
4:29
SPEAKER_03: And honestly, the number of messages I got, people being like, Thank you.
4:31
SPEAKER_03: I was like, You're welcome.
4:32
SPEAKER_04: Thank you for your service.
4:33
SPEAKER_04: I did say to him, I said, Oh, have you been to the red light district yet?
4:36
SPEAKER_04: And he said, We've been, but I want to take it back at night time.
4:39
SPEAKER_03: Well, that was the plan.
4:40
SPEAKER_03: So I I had on my to-do list that I wanted to go back at night time and see how different it was when everything was lit up and there were more people in the windows, and um we just we just didn't get the chance.
4:50
SPEAKER_03: Um I know it was a real shame.
4:52
SPEAKER_03: That was annoying.
4:53
SPEAKER_03: I mean, Amazam has more to offer than the red light district, but yeah, I was really curious, and I obviously I messaged you and I said I would be genuinely really interested to interview a bit like Olivia Atwood does.
5:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Stacey Dooley must have done a documentary about the red light district.
5:09
SPEAKER_03: Oh, we'll have a look.
5:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we'll have to have a Google, but I'd be genuinely interested to understand how they've gotten into it, how it works, how much business they actually get, and how much money they're making.
5:20
SPEAKER_03: But then someone we were with, she said that um, and she's from the Netherlands, she said that a lot of really sadly, like on quite a serious note, a lot of the girls that are there have been human trafficked.
5:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah so they're not there by choice.
5:32
SPEAKER_03: You look at the end uh taken.
5:34
SPEAKER_03: Hello, Liam Neeson.
5:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you don't watch that film?
5:37
SPEAKER_03: No, because I don't like scaries or things that make me feel anxious.
5:40
SPEAKER_03: Someone else wouldn't consider that a scary, but it the anxiety makes my heart like go like a hummingbird.
5:46
SPEAKER_03: I can't deal with it.
5:48
SPEAKER_03: Um, but I would yeah, I'd be genuinely really interested to literally peer behind the curtain and understand more about how it works.
5:57
SPEAKER_03: So you didn't see a glory hole?
5:59
SPEAKER_03: I didn't see a glory hole, no.
6:00
SPEAKER_03: And do you know what there weren't even any signs for like I wasn't sure whether there'd be like a sticky vicky show.
6:06
SPEAKER_03: I did see a sign for a live sex show.
6:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
6:09
SPEAKER_03: But again, didn't have the chance.
6:11
SPEAKER_03: I think we should go back.
6:12
SPEAKER_03: I'd be really like I'm I'd go with you, you know I would.
6:14
SPEAKER_03: After um, obviously it's not been released yet, but after speaking to Lulu, Quotswold sex therapist, yeah, I was like, I'm gonna approach this really open-minded.
6:21
SPEAKER_03: So I think you and I should go on a on a business trip.
6:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Rach, you up for coming?
6:27
SPEAKER_02: I'll have to.
6:28
SPEAKER_02: Someone's got to film it.
6:29
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's true, yeah.
6:30
SPEAKER_03: Oh, poor you.
6:32
SPEAKER_03: Um, yeah, I thought it was really interesting.
6:34
SPEAKER_03: But Amsterdam on the whole, I'm obviously, as you know, I'm not really a city gown, a country gown.
6:38
SPEAKER_03: I loved it.
6:39
SPEAKER_03: Good, I'm glad.
6:40
SPEAKER_03: Really nice.
6:40
SPEAKER_03: Architecture's beautiful, loads of canals.
6:42
SPEAKER_03: We went on a little boat trip on one of the evenings.
6:46
SPEAKER_03: We got T-boned by another boat, which was interesting.
6:49
SPEAKER_03: So there's no there's you don't have to have a license to drive a boat.
6:52
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
6:53
SPEAKER_03: I feel like you this is your area of expertise.
6:56
SPEAKER_03: Um, we were literally mooching along.
6:58
SPEAKER_03: We went underneath this tunnel, and then this other boat came, we got to like a crossing.
7:02
SPEAKER_03: This other boat came out of nowhere.
7:04
SPEAKER_03: So our friend who was driving it, like, turned the engine off like to try and slow it down.
7:07
SPEAKER_03: They just kept on coming, and then they booted off that they crashed into us.
7:11
SPEAKER_03: Um, so from then on, and someone did suggest this should be the name of this week's episode.
7:16
SPEAKER_03: Every single time we went around any corner, we're all there going, honk, honk, I'm coming.
7:21
SPEAKER_04: Or T-boned.
7:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, or T-bone.
7:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
7:24
SPEAKER_03: Um, but we went past, and I'll have to show you the photo post on the stories, a a boat that was the shape of a clog, but was also glittery like a disco ball.
7:34
SPEAKER_03: Why haven't you shown me that one?
7:36
SPEAKER_03: I think it's on my Instagram.
7:37
SPEAKER_03: What?
7:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's like the last one.
7:39
SPEAKER_03: But I'll send it to you so we can we can post it on stories.
7:42
SPEAKER_03: Um, but on the whole, 10 out of 10.
7:45
SPEAKER_03: The whole reason, actually, that we went there, and I probably should mention this, give a little plug to the boys, is we went out for the hockey world cup.
7:50
SPEAKER_04: So I saw, and you know, off the back of that, the Pakistan hockey team are following us on our Oh my god, are they?
7:56
SPEAKER_03: Because they liked all my stuff on Instagram.
7:58
SPEAKER_03: This is amazing.
7:59
SPEAKER_03: Pakistan, go on.
8:03
SPEAKER_03: So I obviously tagged a few stories.
8:05
SPEAKER_03: So I think they were playing England on like the first day, I think.
8:08
SPEAKER_03: So I tagged them and I kept showing Charlie.
8:10
SPEAKER_03: I was like, oh, go on.
8:12
SPEAKER_03: A lot of the I was like, they kept liking um liking my stories, but then so did a couple of their players, and then they liked a few posts, and I was like, oh, this is funny.
8:19
SPEAKER_03: I didn't realise they'd followed the podcast at FO Fridays on Instagram for anyone who isn't following us.
8:24
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
8:25
SPEAKER_03: I have a lot of time for that.
8:26
SPEAKER_03: So yeah, shout out.
8:27
SPEAKER_03: I don't know how they've got on.
8:28
SPEAKER_03: I know that Wales at the point of recording today, um, they got beaten eight to by England, which was a bit yeah, yeah.
8:37
SPEAKER_03: Dry no lube.
8:38
SPEAKER_03: That's not what you want.
8:40
SPEAKER_04: Divide between you and I there.
8:42
SPEAKER_04: I see it.
8:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
8:43
SPEAKER_04: England and Wales.
8:44
SPEAKER_04: Nice, big up.
8:45
SPEAKER_03: Um, but no, it was it was yeah, really good.
8:48
SPEAKER_03: Had a really had a really jolly time.
8:51
SPEAKER_03: Oh good.
8:51
SPEAKER_04: What are you loving this week?
8:53
SPEAKER_04: Um so one was Pakistan hockey team following us.
8:56
SPEAKER_04: Go on, I feel like we've really won.
8:58
SPEAKER_03: Honestly, that's the bet I'm really glad you kept that from me, because I'm delighted.
9:03
SPEAKER_04: And two, um, so anyone that follows us on Instagram.
9:07
SPEAKER_04: Oh yes.
9:08
SPEAKER_04: Yes, yes, yes, yes.
9:10
SPEAKER_04: Will know we'll know that I put a picture of Producer Rich's wet t-shirt on our stories.
9:24
SPEAKER_04: One.
9:25
SPEAKER_04: Now, there's a smoggers board of replies.
9:30
SPEAKER_04: Um, but it my favourites, I've got three favourites.
9:33
SPEAKER_04: One, someone replied and went, AI.
9:37
SPEAKER_03: Oh, hey, maybe that's a compliment.
9:39
SPEAKER_04: Two, I take it as fun.
9:41
SPEAKER_04: A lot of laughing and I love it, but this is the most innocent wet t-shirt pick I've ever seen.
9:46
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
9:47
SPEAKER_02: No nipple piercing.
9:50
SPEAKER_04: And my favourite of all time, I'm appalled.
9:54
SPEAKER_04: No offense, but this is an impossible wank.
10:03
SPEAKER_03: I just want to shout out, Producer Rich, because um you heard our advice on how to take a good wet t-shirt pick.
10:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
10:10
SPEAKER_03: And I'd say you followed it well.
10:12
SPEAKER_03: Like kudos, kudos to you for giving it a go.
10:15
SPEAKER_02: It's so much harder than a look.
10:17
SPEAKER_02: Isn't it?
10:17
SPEAKER_02: Really?
10:18
SPEAKER_04: You appreciate how hard it is to be a woman now.
10:20
SPEAKER_02: I think it's easier because you have boobs.
10:22
SPEAKER_02: That's what we want to see.
10:23
SPEAKER_04: Well, Charlie does.
10:26
SPEAKER_03: But no, I I think you nailed it, and uh, I would like to thank you for you know going out of your comfort zone and putting yourself out there for the world to see.
10:34
SPEAKER_03: Because whilst you couldn't see your face on that picture, we all know it's you.
10:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
10:38
SPEAKER_02: Thank you, I think.
10:40
SPEAKER_03: Were you sucking in?
10:41
SPEAKER_02: No.
10:42
SPEAKER_04: No, smashed it.
10:43
SPEAKER_04: Smashed it.
10:44
SPEAKER_04: Go on.
10:45
SPEAKER_04: What are you uh fucking off this week?
10:47
SPEAKER_04: What you're fuck off of.
10:48
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I got a big fuck off of the week.
10:50
SPEAKER_04: Oh, good, because I've got a couple as well.
10:51
SPEAKER_03: Unprovoked, Friday afternoon.
10:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
10:53
SPEAKER_03: I sat outside, like I said, 34 degrees in Amsterdam.
10:56
SPEAKER_03: I went to go fill up my water bottle.
10:57
SPEAKER_03: I got stung by got stung by a wasp.
11:00
SPEAKER_03: Not once.
11:01
SPEAKER_03: The fucker got me twice.
11:02
SPEAKER_03: And it wasn't even like you know when people flap around.
11:05
SPEAKER_03: Like me.
11:05
SPEAKER_03: I wasn't even I I wasn't even flapping because I didn't know it was there.
11:08
SPEAKER_03: It was basically in my armpit.
11:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
11:10
SPEAKER_03: And I literally stood up and I went, ah, what's that?
11:12
SPEAKER_03: I went to flick it, it stung me.
11:14
SPEAKER_03: And then I flicked it again to get rid of it, and it the fucker stung me again.
11:17
SPEAKER_04: I think they're really dozy at the moment because it's so warm because.
11:20
SPEAKER_04: Because they're on weed in Amsterdam?
11:21
SPEAKER_04: Maybe.
11:22
SPEAKER_04: But they're just not fucking they're so dozy and stupid.
11:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
11:26
SPEAKER_03: Ah.
11:26
SPEAKER_03: But I didn't even feel it land on me, but it was stuck there.
11:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and I um like mosquito bites, everything swells.
11:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:33
SPEAKER_03: And so my whole arm was like puffy and everyone was like, fair play, you've taken that by like a champ.
11:37
SPEAKER_03: You know, when you're front of like ten people and like half of them had never met before either.
11:40
SPEAKER_03: So I was like, don't cry.
11:44
SPEAKER_03: Don't cry, don't cry.
11:44
SPEAKER_03: I was like, mm-hmm, you know, I'm fine, I'm just gonna go fill out my water and face it away.
11:47
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, ha.
11:50
SPEAKER_03: So yeah, that's my um that's my fuck up of the week.
11:53
SPEAKER_03: But while we're on wasp chat, and I don't know how we missed this, but you know when we're talking about things that scared you as a child, and we spoke about like getting stung down your throat by a wasp.
12:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
12:01
SPEAKER_03: Um Charlie, my boyfriend, told me that someone that he went to school with got stung in the eyeball.
12:07
SPEAKER_03: In the eyeball by wasp.
12:08
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but uh don't you have no pain receptors on your actual eyeball?
12:13
SPEAKER_03: I don't know, you've got to change the chip.
12:14
SPEAKER_03: You're looking at me like that.
12:15
SPEAKER_04: I want you to Google that.
12:16
SPEAKER_04: Put chili in your eye, let me know.
12:18
SPEAKER_04: Something about that.
12:19
SPEAKER_04: I feel like I'm right, and I think you're right and I'm right on some level.
12:23
SPEAKER_04: Anyway, anyway.
12:25
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, they got stung in the eyeball, so yeah, I wrote that down.
12:27
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, that was my that was my fuck of the week.
12:28
SPEAKER_04: What's um tell you what, my I've got two.
12:30
SPEAKER_04: What you said, talk to me.
12:32
SPEAKER_04: First one.
12:33
SPEAKER_04: If I see one more person wish away the warm weather and post about fucking Christmas.
12:39
SPEAKER_03: Oh no, autumn gets me first.
12:41
SPEAKER_03: Pumpkin spice latte.
12:43
SPEAKER_04: No, but people are posting about Christmas.
12:44
SPEAKER_04: And oh I've not seen that yet.
12:46
SPEAKER_03: I've not seen that yet.
12:47
SPEAKER_04: I'll kill you all.
12:48
SPEAKER_04: I'll kill you.
12:49
SPEAKER_04: Like, stop.
12:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
12:51
SPEAKER_03: I'm enjoying this.
12:52
SPEAKER_03: I mean, apart from the fact there's no rain and all the fields are barren.
12:55
SPEAKER_03: I'm loving the heat.
12:56
SPEAKER_04: I know, me too.
12:57
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
12:57
SPEAKER_02: Sorry, have we got an update?
12:58
SPEAKER_02: We do.
12:59
SPEAKER_02: Uh there there are pain receptors, but they're at the front, but there's less at the back.
13:04
unknown: Ha!
13:04
SPEAKER_03: We're both right.
13:05
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
13:05
SPEAKER_03: I thought that was red light district update, and I was really excited.
13:08
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, no one's gonna reply to that in a fairness.
13:11
SPEAKER_02: No, I don't.
13:11
SPEAKER_02: Felm is anonymous.
13:12
SPEAKER_03: We went out you, let us know.
13:15
SPEAKER_04: Oh, but yeah, if it's one more person posts about Christmas or reposts the TikTok about Christmas or anything like that, I swear to fuck.
13:22
SPEAKER_03: In five months' time, this cozy pub in the Cotswolds is gonna look like this.
13:26
SPEAKER_03: Fuck off.
13:27
SPEAKER_03: Enjoy the summer, stop wishing away time.
13:30
SPEAKER_04: On that note, I am gonna contradict myself here.
13:35
SPEAKER_04: Now you've said that.
13:37
SPEAKER_04: The best pub in the Cotswolds for Christmas decorations is the Royal Oak at Ramsden on the way to Charlbury.
13:44
SPEAKER_04: It is absolutely incredible.
13:46
SPEAKER_04: Absolutely incredible.
13:48
SPEAKER_04: Look it up on Instagram.
13:49
SPEAKER_04: They do the best decor, it is one of the best pubs.
13:52
SPEAKER_04: Shout out.
13:53
SPEAKER_04: I will tag them in this.
13:55
SPEAKER_04: We'll do this as a snippet because honestly, it's unreal.
13:57
SPEAKER_04: Can we go and record a podcast episode there?
13:59
SPEAKER_04: I will ask them.
14:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
14:01
SPEAKER_04: Um, my other fuck off of the week is, and I see it a lot, and it's happened to me when men go, what do you bring to the table?
14:11
SPEAKER_04: Do you know what my instant response is?
14:13
SPEAKER_04: Go on.
14:13
SPEAKER_04: Another fucking table if you keep talking like that.
14:15
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
14:16
SPEAKER_04: Shut the fuck up.
14:17
SPEAKER_04: What do you bring to the table?
14:18
SPEAKER_04: What do you what do you mean, what do I bring to the table?
14:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't like that.
14:21
SPEAKER_04: And I've been seeing people talk about it, and it's doing the rounds again, and I'm like, what do you mean, what do we bring to the table?
14:29
SPEAKER_04: Well, I just think it's a really stupid thing to say.
14:31
SPEAKER_04: A schmoger's bored.
14:32
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
14:33
SPEAKER_03: The whole fucking dinner.
14:34
SPEAKER_04: Feeding myself.
14:36
SPEAKER_04: Oh, f yeah, that pisses me off.
14:38
SPEAKER_04: So hi, Heaven.
14:39
SPEAKER_04: Obviously, if you've not had it said to you, fine.
14:42
SPEAKER_04: But I think I'd suck a punch of someone if they said that.
14:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
14:46
SPEAKER_03: What do you bring to the table?
14:47
SPEAKER_03: Straight to the throat.
14:48
SPEAKER_03: Not you, dickhead.
14:49
SPEAKER_03: Get gone.
14:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, get gone.
14:50
SPEAKER_03: Get gone.
14:51
SPEAKER_03: Um anyway.
14:53
SPEAKER_03: Any other fuck offs of the week, or you just life in general.
14:56
SPEAKER_03: Let it out, honey.
14:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
14:57
SPEAKER_03: Put it in the book.
14:58
SPEAKER_03: Put it in the book.
14:58
SPEAKER_03: So I've had a couple of um people, men, uh, after we spoke about the fur coat story last week, you know, about when you you turn up somewhere, fur jacket, it's got traction, baby! Sexy underwear underneath.
15:11
SPEAKER_03: So I've had two guys tell me a story about how it's happened to them, but where it's gone wrong.
15:17
SPEAKER_03: Oh god, do I know?
15:19
SPEAKER_03: Because it's mine have never gone wrong.
15:20
SPEAKER_03: No, no, they will remain anonymous.
15:22
SPEAKER_03: Um one of them, uh, the girl broke down on the way there.
15:27
SPEAKER_03: Whoops.
15:27
SPEAKER_03: Which obviously we spoke about would not be ideal.
15:29
SPEAKER_03: He was like, Oh no, that actually happened to her, and uh she only had she she was fully dressed, ready to go.
15:35
SPEAKER_03: She had a spare pair of trackies in the back seat of the car, so she did manage to oh yeah, conceal herself somehow.
15:41
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, she had to basically wait on the side of a drawer carriageway, and you only have to get out of the car in a drew carriageway.
15:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, not ideal.
15:47
SPEAKER_03: Um, and the other one, now the girl didn't know this when she was going round, but he when she turned up, he had just found out that his grandma had died.
15:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so see, she's turned up all sexy and he's had to chin her off.
16:00
SPEAKER_03: He'd be like, I'm really sorry.
16:03
SPEAKER_04: Getting there and going, woo!
16:05
SPEAKER_03: And it's like floods of tears.
16:08
SPEAKER_03: Grandpa's dead, honestly.
16:11
SPEAKER_03: I was like, oh god, that's terrible timing.
16:13
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, Did she not know?
16:14
SPEAKER_03: And he went, No.
16:15
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, and apparently she got she got really pissy about it.
16:18
SPEAKER_03: And she was like, I can't believe this.
16:19
SPEAKER_03: I've made all this effort.
16:20
SPEAKER_03: No one's ever no one's ever chinned me off like that before.
16:22
SPEAKER_03: And he was like, My grandma's just dying.
16:24
SPEAKER_03: Someone has passed away, yeah.
16:27
SPEAKER_02: Um, I think I still carry on.
16:30
SPEAKER_04: Oh, Rich.
16:31
SPEAKER_02: I have to cut this.
16:32
SPEAKER_04: You sick fuck.
16:34
SPEAKER_04: That's what grandma would have wanted to do.
16:35
SPEAKER_04: No, we're no, we're keeping that, we're not cutting that, you sick fuck.
16:40
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, leave it in.
16:41
SPEAKER_04: I protest, leave it in.
16:42
SPEAKER_04: How do you get over it?
16:43
SPEAKER_02: It's just a grief thing, because how we get over it.
16:45
SPEAKER_04: She's not going anywhere.
16:46
SPEAKER_04: Rigor's setting.
16:49
SPEAKER_02: It'd be worse if the whole family were there.
16:52
SPEAKER_03: But we are sorry for your loss.
16:53
SPEAKER_03: Um moving on, I got some snog Maria Voids.
16:57
SPEAKER_03: Can I just say one story before you?
16:59
SPEAKER_04: Oh, go on.
17:00
SPEAKER_04: Talking about people breaking down in stupid situations.
17:04
SPEAKER_04: Uh, one of my friends, as a secret Santa, got given a sexy Santa outfit.
17:10
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
17:11
SPEAKER_04: Um, she never wore it until one day when she was very hungover, and her and some friends were like, Oh, let's go and get a Burger King or something or McDonald's or whatever.
17:21
SPEAKER_04: Right.
17:21
SPEAKER_04: She puts it on as a joke.
17:23
SPEAKER_04: She's very like me, puts it on as a joke and goes, fuck it, I'll go and get McDonald's in this the next day.
17:27
SPEAKER_04: I'd have done it, fair fucks.
17:29
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
17:30
SPEAKER_04: Her friend goes, don't do that because we'll break down.
17:33
SPEAKER_04: They break down on the side of the M5.
17:36
SPEAKER_04: Oh, she sat there in a sexy Santa.
17:40
SPEAKER_04: Should have a coat.
17:41
SPEAKER_03: Please tell me she should have a coat.
17:42
SPEAKER_04: I can't remember, I have to ask her, but I swear I always have coats in the car.
17:44
SPEAKER_04: I feel like she didn't.
17:46
SPEAKER_04: But fucking hell, yeah.
17:48
SPEAKER_04: It's honestly, I love it.
17:49
SPEAKER_04: Always keep a coat in the car.
17:51
SPEAKER_02: Out of interest, yeah.
17:52
SPEAKER_02: Does it work the other way?
17:54
SPEAKER_02: Can a man wear a bit like nothing underneath in a coat?
17:58
SPEAKER_02: Is that no?
17:59
SPEAKER_04: I think you're a gimp.
18:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I do.
18:01
SPEAKER_02: It doesn't work both ways.
18:02
SPEAKER_03: No, that's men don't really wear lingerie, do they?
18:04
SPEAKER_03: It's not really like I just were a gimp if you did that.
18:07
SPEAKER_02: Just be completely naked.
18:08
SPEAKER_02: No, no lingerie, just turn up.
18:11
SPEAKER_03: And I wouldn't enjoy that.
18:12
SPEAKER_03: It gives me PTSD.
18:13
SPEAKER_02: Hmm.
18:14
SPEAKER_04: Oh god, what are you gonna turn up in?
18:15
SPEAKER_04: Are you gonna turn up in a thong or something?
18:17
SPEAKER_04: No.
18:17
SPEAKER_04: A manchini.
18:18
SPEAKER_02: Just wouldn't have been a good one.
18:19
SPEAKER_02: I just wondered.
18:20
SPEAKER_02: No, completely naked.
18:21
SPEAKER_02: But with a coat on.
18:22
SPEAKER_03: Completely naked.
18:23
SPEAKER_03: Let me tell you, if you I leave nothing to the imagination.
18:26
SPEAKER_03: If you turn up in the Garrett Graham grey sweatpants with nothing else, I'm I'm okay with that.
18:32
SPEAKER_03: Depends who it is.
18:33
SPEAKER_03: If you look like Garrett Graham off of off campus, there you go.
18:37
SPEAKER_04: Then I'm here for it.
18:38
SPEAKER_04: If you are rocking six pounds, I don't think that works.
18:40
SPEAKER_04: That that wouldn't work for me, would it work?
18:41
SPEAKER_04: Just checking.
18:42
SPEAKER_03: Just checking.
18:42
SPEAKER_03: No, but I think it's because that then like initiates they want to shag you, which obviously all men do.
18:49
SPEAKER_03: But I think if you turned up with like flowers and dinner, I would be more inclined to jump in your pants than if you just turned up with a hard one at my front door.
18:57
SPEAKER_03: There you go.
18:58
SPEAKER_02: It's worth asking, wasn't it?
18:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
19:00
SPEAKER_03: You ready for snorkels?
19:02
SPEAKER_03: Carry on.
19:02
SPEAKER_03: I've gone same again this week.
19:04
SPEAKER_03: I've got men and women.
19:06
SPEAKER_03: Go on.
19:07
SPEAKER_03: Right, so we'll start with the ladies.
19:08
SPEAKER_03: I'm going first this time, Ruby.
19:10
SPEAKER_03: As promised, I've got my girl doe Leaper.
19:13
SPEAKER_03: We've got Zendaya.
19:14
SPEAKER_03: And we've got Queen B Beyonce.
19:17
SPEAKER_03: So who are you snogging?
19:18
SPEAKER_03: Who are you marrying?
19:19
SPEAKER_03: Who are you avoiding?
19:21
SPEAKER_04: Snogging Zendaya.
19:23
SPEAKER_04: Marrying Doa.
19:25
SPEAKER_04: Avoiding Bay.
19:27
SPEAKER_04: Oh, interesting.
19:29
SPEAKER_04: Rich?
19:30
SPEAKER_02: I would say exactly the same.
19:32
SPEAKER_02: Not to copy.
19:32
SPEAKER_02: Stop it!
19:33
SPEAKER_03: She does this every week.
19:35
SPEAKER_03: Come up with your own.
19:36
SPEAKER_02: No, I don't want to go first.
19:37
SPEAKER_03: I will say I agree with you both.
19:41
SPEAKER_03: What?
19:42
SPEAKER_03: Only because I love Beyonce, musically fantastic, but I have heard she's a bit of a diva.
19:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
19:48
SPEAKER_04: Let Josie deal with her.
19:50
SPEAKER_04: I also just I just don't think she'd be a great time.
19:53
SPEAKER_04: I don't think she's gonna scissor well.
19:55
SPEAKER_04: You know?
19:55
SPEAKER_04: No lip syncing.
19:56
SPEAKER_04: I don't think it's gonna go right.
19:58
unknown: Wow.
20:00
SPEAKER_03: Do a Leepa though, Queen.
20:02
SPEAKER_03: She's always on holiday.
20:03
SPEAKER_03: I think her and I would really get on the wheel.
20:05
SPEAKER_03: He's still laughing at lip syncing.
20:08
SPEAKER_03: This is what we we need your own camera.
20:10
SPEAKER_01: No, we can't.
20:11
SPEAKER_03: That one in front of you, I think we should turn it around for your reaction every now and again.
20:14
SPEAKER_03: Go on, hit me with your best.
20:15
SPEAKER_03: Okay, men, we've got your best book.
20:18
SPEAKER_03: Very good.
20:18
SPEAKER_03: I enjoyed that.
20:19
SPEAKER_03: Uh Austin Butler.
20:21
SPEAKER_03: I thought you were gonna say Austin Powers.
20:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, after all the Austin Powers chat.
20:24
SPEAKER_03: Mary.
20:25
SPEAKER_03: Um Austin Butler, Chris Hemsworth, and George Clooney.
20:29
SPEAKER_03: Put Silver Fox in there for you, little 29-year age gap lady over there.
20:35
SPEAKER_04: Um hang on.
20:36
SPEAKER_04: George Clooney, Austin, and who?
20:38
SPEAKER_04: Chris Hemsworth.
20:40
SPEAKER_04: Snog Chris, Mary George, sack off Austin Butler, because I think he's a little narcissistic.
20:47
SPEAKER_04: But yeah, don't like him.
20:49
SPEAKER_04: Don't like him.
20:50
SPEAKER_03: Rich, what are you saying?
20:51
SPEAKER_03: You googling who Austin Butler is in the club.
20:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I didn't like it.
20:53
SPEAKER_03: He's in the Elvis film, isn't he?
20:55
SPEAKER_03: He's Elvis, isn't he?
20:55
SPEAKER_03: He's Elvis, yeah, cool.
20:57
SPEAKER_03: Fact check me.
20:57
SPEAKER_03: I think so, yeah.
20:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's Elvis.
21:00
SPEAKER_02: Um yeah, I I sweat.
21:04
SPEAKER_02: I swear to fucking, I will come over there and punch you.
21:06
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I want to marry Clooney.
21:08
SPEAKER_02: There's there's no way around this.
21:09
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, he's everyone does.
21:10
SPEAKER_04: He's only just done it.
21:11
SPEAKER_02: And Austin is being fucked off, so I've got no other option.
21:15
SPEAKER_03: That's interesting.
21:15
SPEAKER_03: You'll stick in the same as Liv.
21:17
SPEAKER_03: Okay, I I would snog Austin, marry Chris, and avoid George.
21:23
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, you don't like older.
21:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't dislike, like Bradley Cooper would get it, but you know, when you got Austin Butler and Chris Hemsworth.
21:31
SPEAKER_04: Your Riley wouldn't survive.
21:36
SPEAKER_04: Um so I have got another fact or fucking fiction for you both.
21:42
SPEAKER_04: Excellent.
21:43
SPEAKER_04: There are some false ones in here for you, Mitch.
21:45
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
21:48
SPEAKER_04: Right.
21:49
SPEAKER_04: So number one bananas are technically berries, but strawberries aren't.
21:56
SPEAKER_04: True or false?
21:57
SPEAKER_04: True.
21:58
SPEAKER_03: Are we not buzzering this week?
22:00
SPEAKER_04: Are supposed to be buzzwords.
22:04
SPEAKER_03: It is true.
22:05
SPEAKER_03: No, I I would have said true.
22:07
SPEAKER_03: And I'm not just saying that.
22:08
SPEAKER_03: I wasn't ready.
22:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
22:10
SPEAKER_03: I believe that.
22:11
SPEAKER_02: I believe that.
22:12
SPEAKER_04: Number two.
22:13
SPEAKER_04: Octopuses have three hearts.
22:16
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
22:17
SPEAKER_03: True.
22:17
SPEAKER_04: Yep.
22:18
SPEAKER_04: Correct.
22:19
SPEAKER_04: You've got one each, one each.
22:20
SPEAKER_04: Keep your own scores, please.
22:23
SPEAKER_04: Number three.
22:24
SPEAKER_04: A human can sneeze with their eyes open.
22:27
SPEAKER_01: Rich.
22:28
SPEAKER_04: Rich?
22:30
SPEAKER_02: You can't hesitate.
22:31
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, no, you've got to go in.
22:33
SPEAKER_02: That was no, that was false.
22:34
SPEAKER_03: Can I answer before he can?
22:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
22:37
SPEAKER_03: True.
22:37
SPEAKER_02: Yes, it is true.
22:38
SPEAKER_03: I think it's a myth that you can't sneeze.
22:40
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I wouldn't want to try it.
22:41
SPEAKER_03: They say if you sneeze with your eyes open that your eyes will explode, but there must be a reason why people know that.
22:46
SPEAKER_04: Hmm.
22:47
SPEAKER_04: Number four.
22:48
SPEAKER_04: So it's so it's two one.
22:50
SPEAKER_04: Alright.
22:50
SPEAKER_04: Number four.
22:51
SPEAKER_04: Goldfish have only a three-second memory.
22:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
22:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
22:56
SPEAKER_04: False.
22:58
SPEAKER_04: False.
22:59
SPEAKER_04: It is false.
23:00
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
23:01
SPEAKER_04: Everyone thinks that's true, don't they?
23:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
23:03
SPEAKER_04: Five.
23:04
SPEAKER_04: This is one for shark bait.
23:05
SPEAKER_04: Ooh.
23:06
SPEAKER_04: When she listens.
23:07
SPEAKER_04: Sharks are older than trees.
23:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
23:12
SPEAKER_04: Yes, Charlie.
23:13
SPEAKER_04: True.
23:13
SPEAKER_04: True.
23:15
SPEAKER_03: And she's smashing it this week.
23:17
SPEAKER_03: I might not know Liv, but I know random facts.
23:21
SPEAKER_04: She's available for pub quizzes.
23:23
SPEAKER_04: And TV shows.
23:25
SPEAKER_04: Six.
23:26
SPEAKER_04: The Eiffel Tower gets slightly taller in hot weather.
23:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
23:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
23:32
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna go true.
23:33
SPEAKER_03: You're right.
23:34
SPEAKER_03: My theory behind that is when it's hot, things expand.
23:37
SPEAKER_03: Expand.
23:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
23:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
23:38
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
23:39
SPEAKER_04: Oh no, five now.
23:40
SPEAKER_04: Number seven.
23:42
SPEAKER_04: Lightning never strikes the same place twice.
23:47
unknown: Rich.
23:48
SPEAKER_02: Richard?
23:49
SPEAKER_02: False.
23:50
SPEAKER_04: Correct.
23:51
SPEAKER_04: Nice, Rich.
23:52
SPEAKER_04: Go on.
23:53
SPEAKER_02: I had to get one.
23:54
SPEAKER_04: I want you to get this one.
23:56
SPEAKER_04: Number eight.
23:57
SPEAKER_04: Wombat poo is cube-shaped.
24:00
SPEAKER_01: Rich.
24:01
SPEAKER_03: Oh, he's so fast.
24:02
SPEAKER_01: True.
24:03
SPEAKER_04: It is true.
24:05
SPEAKER_02: I weirdly know that.
24:07
SPEAKER_03: I know I'm really curious to know that.
24:09
SPEAKER_03: How does it come out cube-shaped?
24:11
SPEAKER_03: What's their intestines like?
24:12
SPEAKER_02: Okay, that's it must be like play-doh, you know that play-doh thing where you change the shape, it's gotta be like that.
24:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's interesting.
24:17
SPEAKER_03: I have to google it software.
24:19
SPEAKER_03: Speaking of wombats, you know, there's um there's an island in Australia where you've got the little teeny, I can't remember what they're called, they have a special name, but they're the teeny tiny ones.
24:28
SPEAKER_03: You take a selfie and they smile.
24:29
SPEAKER_03: They're like cuckoo?
24:31
SPEAKER_03: Please can you fact-check that for us?
24:32
SPEAKER_03: What are they called?
24:33
SPEAKER_03: If you search tiny animals in Australia, there's an island.
24:38
SPEAKER_03: Q-U-O-K-K-A.
24:40
SPEAKER_03: Something like that, isn't it?
24:41
SPEAKER_03: And they smile and they're really cheery.
24:44
SPEAKER_04: I'll just pause my quiz.
24:47
SPEAKER_04: Dicks.
24:49
SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah, it is.
24:51
SPEAKER_04: What are they called?
24:52
SPEAKER_01: They what did you say?
24:54
SPEAKER_04: A cuckoo or whatever it's called?
24:55
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
24:55
SPEAKER_01: Cuckoo.
24:56
SPEAKER_04: Someone could Q U.
24:58
SPEAKER_01: Correct me on that.
24:59
SPEAKER_04: I probably said it wrong, but they are cute, though.
25:01
SPEAKER_03: Rich refusing you turn your camera around so I can see a photo of it.
25:04
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
25:05
SPEAKER_03: The big one.
25:06
SPEAKER_03: Big one of it smiling.
25:08
unknown: Look at them.
25:09
SPEAKER_03: This is also a girl that loves guinea pigs.
25:12
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, they're so close to guinea pigs.
25:14
SPEAKER_03: That has a cute smile.
25:15
SPEAKER_02: They're just there like oh, that's better.
25:17
SPEAKER_02: Right.
25:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, look at them.
25:19
SPEAKER_03: They're so great.
25:20
SPEAKER_03: Can we continue?
25:21
SPEAKER_03: Number nine.
25:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm ready.
25:23
SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
25:23
SPEAKER_03: Number nine.
25:24
SPEAKER_03: They brought me a lot of joy.
25:25
SPEAKER_04: Cows have best friends and can become stressed when separated.
25:29
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, yeah.
25:30
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna go true.
25:31
SPEAKER_03: It is true.
25:32
SPEAKER_03: That's so nice.
25:35
SPEAKER_03: Call it Daisy the cow.
25:37
SPEAKER_04: Number ten.
25:40
SPEAKER_04: The human brain itself can feel pain.
25:43
SPEAKER_02: Rich.
25:45
SPEAKER_02: False.
25:46
SPEAKER_04: It is false.
25:47
SPEAKER_04: Oh, nice, Rich.
25:48
SPEAKER_04: Well done.
25:48
SPEAKER_04: What are the scores on the doors?
25:50
SPEAKER_03: I want six.
25:51
SPEAKER_04: Well, you want like minus one.
25:53
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you're about six.
25:54
SPEAKER_04: Rounding up.
25:55
SPEAKER_04: Well, safe to say she's brainier than you.
25:57
SPEAKER_04: Are you brainy too?
25:59
SPEAKER_03: Brainy yank.
26:00
SPEAKER_04: There's the avenue.
26:02
SPEAKER_04: I got a quiz for you now.
26:03
SPEAKER_03: You done with your quiz?
26:04
SPEAKER_04: I'm fucking done with my quiz.
26:05
SPEAKER_03: I've got a quiz for you.
26:06
SPEAKER_03: Rich, you can score points here.
26:08
SPEAKER_03: Right, are you ready?
26:09
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
26:10
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yes.
26:11
SPEAKER_03: This is a uh last week we did a getting to know live quiz.
26:14
SPEAKER_03: This week you've got a getting to know Charlie quiz.
26:17
SPEAKER_04: Go on.
26:17
SPEAKER_04: Oh.
26:18
SPEAKER_03: So, question number one.
26:20
SPEAKER_03: There are a possible five points available here.
26:23
SPEAKER_03: This is a big scoring round.
26:25
SPEAKER_04: Okay, so you can go one apiece.
26:27
SPEAKER_03: So I think you honk in.
26:28
SPEAKER_03: Just just wait, I'm ready.
26:30
SPEAKER_03: Are you ready?
26:30
SPEAKER_03: I'm ready.
26:31
SPEAKER_03: You've got to honk one at a time, though.
26:34
SPEAKER_03: Name my top five artists on Spotify last year.
26:39
SPEAKER_01: Fuck.
26:40
SPEAKER_01: Rich.
26:41
SPEAKER_03: Go on.
26:42
SPEAKER_01: Pitbull.
26:43
SPEAKER_03: Correct.
26:44
SPEAKER_03: First answer is pitbull.
26:45
SPEAKER_03: You've got four persons remaining.
26:47
SPEAKER_03: Olivia.
26:47
SPEAKER_03: Jason DeRullo?
26:48
SPEAKER_03: No.
26:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
26:51
SPEAKER_03: Milesmith.
26:52
SPEAKER_03: No.
26:53
unknown: Pit Buck.
26:54
SPEAKER_02: Rich.
26:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
26:55
SPEAKER_02: Tiny Temper.
26:56
SPEAKER_03: Oh God, I love Tiny Temper, but no, I really hope he's in there this year.
27:00
SPEAKER_02: He will be now.
27:01
SPEAKER_03: Mark.
27:02
SPEAKER_03: I'll give you a clue.
27:04
SPEAKER_03: I went to go see them in New York last year.
27:06
SPEAKER_03: Oasis.
27:07
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
27:08
SPEAKER_03: So we've got three possible remaining.
27:10
SPEAKER_03: Um I'll give you another clue.
27:11
SPEAKER_03: We've mentioned her already.
27:13
SPEAKER_01: Rich.
27:13
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
27:14
SPEAKER_01: Julie Burns.
27:15
SPEAKER_03: Yes, go on, Rich! Mark! We've got two left.
27:17
SPEAKER_03: Hang on, I just need to remember who they are.
27:21
SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
27:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
27:22
SPEAKER_03: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
27:23
SPEAKER_03: Clue, they're both bands.
27:27
SPEAKER_03: West, correct?
27:29
SPEAKER_03: Blue.
27:30
SPEAKER_03: No.
27:30
SPEAKER_03: No to blue.
27:31
SPEAKER_03: Uh clue on the last one.
27:33
SPEAKER_03: They are an American band.
27:36
SPEAKER_03: What other clues can I give you?
27:38
SPEAKER_03: Their song features on Top Gun Maverick in the beach scene.
27:42
SPEAKER_01: Rich.
27:44
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
27:45
SPEAKER_01: Beach boys.
27:47
SPEAKER_03: What Republic?
27:48
SPEAKER_03: Yes! Eat shit.
27:51
SPEAKER_03: Or the scores on the door, just that one question.
27:53
SPEAKER_03: I have no idea.
27:54
SPEAKER_03: I think I got three.
27:55
SPEAKER_03: I think.
27:56
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you got two.
27:56
SPEAKER_03: No, you got Du Leaper, Miss Worldwide.
28:00
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
28:00
SPEAKER_03: Oh hang on, you got then got Oasis, Westlife.
28:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're three too.
28:04
SPEAKER_03: You got three too.
28:05
SPEAKER_03: Corner, Olivia.
28:06
SPEAKER_03: Okay, question number two.
28:07
SPEAKER_03: Where was I born?
28:09
SPEAKER_03: Oh fuck.
28:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this is a hard one.
28:11
SPEAKER_03: It's really rogue.
28:14
SPEAKER_03: Fark.
28:16
SPEAKER_03: I don't even know where it is in the country.
28:17
SPEAKER_03: I think it's in the East.
28:19
SPEAKER_03: It's in England.
28:20
SPEAKER_03: I was not born in Wales.
28:22
SPEAKER_03: Shit, I don't know.
28:24
SPEAKER_03: There's a big cathedral there.
28:26
SPEAKER_03: It begins with a letter L.
28:32
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
28:34
SPEAKER_03: Leicester?
28:34
SPEAKER_03: No.
28:35
SPEAKER_03: Lincoln?
28:35
SPEAKER_03: Yes! I was gonna say Lincoln.
28:37
SPEAKER_03: That was two.
28:38
SPEAKER_02: That was two.
28:39
SPEAKER_02: I'm not having that.
28:42
SPEAKER_03: I tried to make this really fair.
28:43
SPEAKER_03: So there's some really rude questions in there so that Rich has got a fair shot.
28:46
SPEAKER_03: I didn't know that.
28:47
SPEAKER_03: Also, this is a good test of how much of you listened during the podcast.
28:50
SPEAKER_03: All these episodes we've recorded.
28:51
SPEAKER_02: I'm also monitoring cameras and things like that.
28:54
SPEAKER_02: That is a caveat.
28:55
SPEAKER_03: Hardly working.
28:56
SPEAKER_03: Okay, question number three.
28:57
SPEAKER_03: Do I prefer a starter or a dessert?
28:59
SPEAKER_01: Rich.
29:00
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
29:01
SPEAKER_01: Dessert?
29:02
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
29:02
SPEAKER_03: Well done, Rich.
29:03
SPEAKER_03: I'm not a starter girl.
29:04
SPEAKER_03: I don't like three courses.
29:05
SPEAKER_03: That's why you're different to me.
29:07
SPEAKER_03: Question number four.
29:09
SPEAKER_03: What's my death row meal?
29:13
SPEAKER_02: Haven't we talked about this?
29:14
SPEAKER_02: Did we talk about this?
29:17
SPEAKER_03: I think we have, but offline.
29:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
29:20
SPEAKER_02: On the line.
29:22
SPEAKER_03: Let's start with the starter.
29:23
SPEAKER_03: What would I have as a starter?
29:26
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
29:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
29:27
SPEAKER_02: Kebab.
29:28
SPEAKER_03: I fucking love a kebab.
29:30
SPEAKER_03: No, incorrect.
29:32
SPEAKER_03: Rich, do you want to go for a guess before we move on to Main?
29:36
SPEAKER_02: If there's a clue, is it like a classic?
29:38
SPEAKER_04: Is it something I know you have as a takeaway, or would you like me to give you the answer?
29:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
29:45
SPEAKER_03: I wouldn't have a starter, I'd have a cocktail instead.
29:47
SPEAKER_03: Fuck my whistle.
29:49
SPEAKER_03: Because I'm not a starter girl.
29:50
SPEAKER_03: You see how that question led in?
29:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
29:52
SPEAKER_03: Nice segue.
29:52
SPEAKER_03: Nice.
29:53
SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
29:54
SPEAKER_03: Okay, mains, what am I having?
30:00
SPEAKER_03: This is hard.
30:01
SPEAKER_03: This is really hard.
30:02
SPEAKER_03: I'll give you a clue.
30:03
SPEAKER_03: Um, you could have it on Christmas Day.
30:07
SPEAKER_03: It's not turkey.
30:09
SPEAKER_03: You could have it as like your Christmas meal on Christmas Day.
30:11
SPEAKER_03: Something is a bit roast beef.
30:14
SPEAKER_04: Swarth.
30:14
SPEAKER_04: Roast chicken.
30:15
SPEAKER_03: No, you're closer with beef.
30:18
SPEAKER_03: Steak.
30:18
SPEAKER_03: Beef Wellington.
30:19
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
30:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
30:20
SPEAKER_03: I wouldn't have got that.
30:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, beef wellington.
30:22
SPEAKER_03: But with Dauphinard potatoes.
30:24
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
30:24
SPEAKER_03: Daphne potatoes.
30:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
30:26
SPEAKER_03: Um, and then what would I have as my dessert?
30:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
30:29
SPEAKER_03: Sticky toffee pudding?
30:30
SPEAKER_03: No, but good guess.
30:31
SPEAKER_03: It's one of my favourites with the Sunday roast.
30:34
SPEAKER_03: Any guesses from you, Rich?
30:36
SPEAKER_02: I'm thinking ice creams.
30:38
SPEAKER_03: Spotted dick.
30:40
SPEAKER_03: I prefer to avoid my dick space.
30:42
SPEAKER_03: I would have a chocolate fondant with vanilla ice cream.
30:45
SPEAKER_03: Fuck off! Yeah.
30:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
30:47
SPEAKER_04: This is way more rogue than mine.
30:49
SPEAKER_03: Um okay, question number five.
30:52
SPEAKER_03: What one song will be vetoed from my wedding?
30:55
SPEAKER_03: Side note, I'm not engaged, but when I get married, what one song will be vetoed from my wedding?
31:00
SPEAKER_02: Is it a current song?
31:01
SPEAKER_03: No, it's an old song, and everyone always sings it.
31:03
SPEAKER_02: DJ Sammy.
31:04
SPEAKER_02: Oh no.
31:04
SPEAKER_03: No, DJ Sammy's what people do.
31:06
SPEAKER_03: People sing it over.
31:08
SPEAKER_03: No, yeah.
31:09
SPEAKER_03: It's not DJ Sammy.
31:10
SPEAKER_03: I was just singing it.
31:11
SPEAKER_03: Sweet Caroline.
31:12
SPEAKER_03: Yes, correct.
31:12
SPEAKER_03: I hate it.
31:14
SPEAKER_03: Oh god, every time it comes on, I literally like.
31:17
SPEAKER_03: Um okay.
31:20
SPEAKER_03: Question number six.
31:22
SPEAKER_03: Prepare your buzzers because you both know the answer to this.
31:24
SPEAKER_03: What's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me in public?
31:28
SPEAKER_03: What?
31:29
SPEAKER_03: What's the weirdest thing?
31:30
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
31:31
SPEAKER_03: You got flashed.
31:32
SPEAKER_03: Yes, correct.
31:33
SPEAKER_03: What's the scores on the doors right now, by the way?
31:35
SPEAKER_02: I have no idea.
31:35
SPEAKER_02: I feel like I'm winning, so we'll just leave it up.
31:38
SPEAKER_03: Interesting.
31:39
SPEAKER_03: Um, okay, this is multiple choice.
31:42
SPEAKER_03: What film or series of films do I quote the most?
31:46
SPEAKER_03: Is it A Harry Potter?
31:49
SPEAKER_03: Potter.
31:50
SPEAKER_03: B, Lord of the Rings, or C, Mean Girls.
31:54
SPEAKER_03: Mean Girls.
31:55
SPEAKER_03: Correct! I actually really struggle to rank all of those.
31:59
SPEAKER_03: I would say mean girls.
32:00
SPEAKER_03: Someone messaged me the other day and they're like, Do you realize how much Harry Potter you quote on the podcast?
32:03
SPEAKER_03: I was like, no, but I love it.
32:05
SPEAKER_03: I love it.
32:06
SPEAKER_03: Um, okay, this is a two-pointer available here.
32:10
SPEAKER_03: Question number eight.
32:12
SPEAKER_03: What fruit do I hate and why?
32:15
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
32:15
SPEAKER_03: Bananas?
32:16
SPEAKER_03: No.
32:18
SPEAKER_03: For a steal, can you name the fruit there, Rich?
32:20
SPEAKER_03: When you know what the fruit is, you'll understand.
32:24
SPEAKER_03: I had to go uh hint, I had to Google earlier on whether it was a fruit or not.
32:27
unknown: Ha ha!
32:28
SPEAKER_02: Tomatoes, no rich strawberry.
32:32
SPEAKER_03: No.
32:33
SPEAKER_03: Avocados.
32:34
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
32:34
SPEAKER_03: Fuck, yeah, I did know that.
32:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
32:36
SPEAKER_03: Why do I dislike avocados?
32:38
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
32:40
SPEAKER_03: The air miles.
32:41
SPEAKER_03: It's bad for the planet.
32:42
SPEAKER_03: Do you know how much water it takes?
32:43
SPEAKER_04: Sorry, do you know how much you fly?
32:45
SPEAKER_04: Do you know how many holidays you go on?
32:48
SPEAKER_04: Eat shit, Charles.
32:49
SPEAKER_02: You take avocados with them.
32:51
SPEAKER_04: I've absolutely had your pants down and spanked you there, Betsy.
32:54
SPEAKER_04: No.
32:55
SPEAKER_03: Do you know how much water it takes to grow an avocado?
32:59
SPEAKER_03: Desist.
32:59
SPEAKER_04: Desist.
33:00
SPEAKER_03: No.
33:00
SPEAKER_04: It is very important to know when you've been beaten.
33:02
SPEAKER_03: I I tell you, I tell you for why I don't like an avocado.
33:06
SPEAKER_03: I don't like the taste.
33:06
SPEAKER_03: Fine.
33:07
SPEAKER_03: It tastes weird.
33:07
SPEAKER_03: It's squeaky on your teeth.
33:08
SPEAKER_03: But the thing that really gripes me, and I might get a lot of hates in, I actually really don't care because I feel so strongly about this.
33:15
SPEAKER_03: The number of vegans who go, you shouldn't eat beef, it's bad for the planet.
33:19
SPEAKER_03: And then they eat avocado like it's fucking mayonnaise.
33:22
SPEAKER_03: It does my tits in.
33:24
SPEAKER_03: In and out, baby.
33:25
SPEAKER_03: Don't sit there and preach to me about how bad methane is going into the atmosphere out of the ass of a cow and then eat avocados every day.
33:33
SPEAKER_03: Really irritates me.
33:34
SPEAKER_03: You should eat seasonally and eat as locally as possible.
33:37
SPEAKER_03: Shout out to my mum, because she installed that me from a young age.
33:40
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
33:41
SPEAKER_03: Stick your avocados up your ass.
33:42
SPEAKER_03: Right.
33:43
SPEAKER_03: Question number nine.
33:46
SPEAKER_03: And I'm not sure I know the answer to this.
33:48
SPEAKER_03: I'm really keen to hear what you guys have to say.
33:50
SPEAKER_03: What do you think my biggest ick is?
33:53
SPEAKER_02: Oh, so many.
33:55
SPEAKER_04: Um your boyfriend doing the downward-facing dog or the splits.
34:00
SPEAKER_03: No, remember, I'd be impressed by the splits.
34:06
SPEAKER_03: Rich, any ideas?
34:10
SPEAKER_04: Why are you looking at me?
34:11
SPEAKER_04: I'm looking at you thinking, what are you gonna come out with?
34:15
SPEAKER_03: It's hard, it was my biggest ick.
34:17
SPEAKER_03: So I've probably got loads.
34:19
SPEAKER_03: Hey.
34:20
SPEAKER_03: One thing that would like repulse me from anyone.
34:23
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you've got so many.
34:24
SPEAKER_03: Something to do with fate.
34:26
SPEAKER_03: No.
34:27
SPEAKER_02: Not the car from the other week.
34:28
SPEAKER_04: No.
34:29
SPEAKER_03: Oh yes.
34:30
SPEAKER_03: Small car.
34:30
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, big man, small car.
34:33
SPEAKER_04: I fuck, I don't know.
34:35
SPEAKER_04: Would you like me to help you out?
34:36
SPEAKER_04: Yes, please.
34:36
SPEAKER_04: Give me a c- No, give me a clue.
34:38
SPEAKER_03: I've got a clue.
34:39
SPEAKER_03: Um it's to do with how people present themselves.
34:43
SPEAKER_04: Oh, when people don't make an effort.
34:45
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
34:46
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
34:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
34:47
SPEAKER_04: If you and that could mean a whole host of things, like like not like wet hair, going out with wet hair.
34:53
SPEAKER_03: Girls going out with wet hair irritates me.
34:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
34:55
SPEAKER_03: But like if you smell, or you have really long fingernails, you have bad breath.
35:01
SPEAKER_03: But also another thing that completely unrelated to this, people who can't hold eye contact.
35:06
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but that is sometimes a thing because people are shy and autistic or something and they just can't.
35:11
SPEAKER_04: But in which case you're probably not a match for me.
35:14
SPEAKER_03: Because this girl ain't shy.
35:17
SPEAKER_03: She's not backwards going forwards.
35:19
SPEAKER_04: But I hear.
35:21
SPEAKER_03: Um, but yeah, so that was a hard one, but I think, yeah, how people present themselves is that was a tough one.
35:26
SPEAKER_03: My biggest, yeah.
35:27
SPEAKER_03: And question number 10.
35:29
SPEAKER_03: Who is my favourite band?
35:33
unknown: Huh.
35:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
35:34
SPEAKER_04: Westlife.
35:35
SPEAKER_03: Correct!
35:37
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, we can't forget, we're going to see them in October.
35:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know.
35:40
SPEAKER_03: Big up, big up, I've got to see VIP, please.
35:44
SPEAKER_04: So Finney.
35:45
SPEAKER_03: See?
35:46
SPEAKER_04: I think I won that, I'm not gonna lie.
35:48
SPEAKER_04: So I put out a little question.
35:52
SPEAKER_04: Um, so the weirdest things that have happened to you on a date.
35:57
SPEAKER_03: Um I'm excited to hear these answers.
35:59
SPEAKER_04: Few responses, but also um responses, but also a voice note.
36:05
SPEAKER_04: So I'll do the other responses first.
36:07
SPEAKER_04: Someone once got annoyed at me because I beat him at bowling.
36:13
SPEAKER_04: Can you imagine?
36:17
SPEAKER_04: I mean, that's just childish.
36:19
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
36:20
SPEAKER_04: At that point, I think you know you're not, yeah, I wouldn't date someone going forward like that.
36:25
SPEAKER_03: Be a good loser.
36:26
SPEAKER_03: You know, like look, I'm competitive, but I can also be a good loser.
36:30
SPEAKER_04: To the person who entered this, if it turns out you're dating this person, I apologize.
36:37
SPEAKER_04: But it did say someone once.
36:39
SPEAKER_04: I don't.
36:39
SPEAKER_04: So I'm hoping that.
36:41
SPEAKER_04: Um, he brought along a colleague who had just been fired because he needs cheering up.
36:47
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, on a date.
36:50
SPEAKER_03: On a date.
36:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
36:52
SPEAKER_03: That's interesting.
36:53
SPEAKER_03: That's an interesting.
36:54
SPEAKER_03: Like if you and I were going for a drink and then you're like, oh, Richard's just been fired.
36:58
SPEAKER_03: You work for yourself, but you know what I mean.
37:00
SPEAKER_03: Is it okay if he comes along?
37:01
SPEAKER_03: I'd be like, yeah, for sure.
37:02
SPEAKER_03: We'll bring the vibes, but on a date, yeah, no.
37:06
SPEAKER_04: Weird.
37:07
SPEAKER_04: Um, and gave me a birthday card a week after my birthday.
37:11
SPEAKER_04: Never met him before, I'd never told him my birthday.
37:17
SPEAKER_03: I don't like that.
37:18
SPEAKER_03: I do not like that.
37:20
SPEAKER_03: He's gonna human traffic you and put you in a window in Amsterdam.
37:23
SPEAKER_03: That is so funny.
37:24
SPEAKER_03: That is not enjoyable.
37:25
SPEAKER_04: And as voice notes go, please hold.
37:29
SPEAKER_00: So I was living in Florida at the time, and I had been on one date with this guy, and he seemed nice enough.
37:36
SPEAKER_00: He seemed like a normal dude.
37:39
SPEAKER_00: Um, so I agreed to go on the second date.
37:42
SPEAKER_00: So we went on the second date.
37:43
SPEAKER_00: We went to a beach bar on um at St.
37:47
SPEAKER_00: Pete Beach, and I drove there, he drove there, and I only lived about 10 minutes away from the beach.
37:55
SPEAKER_00: Um, and so I thought, yeah, I can get away with having one, having one maybe two drinks, but he decided to get absolutely crit-faced, like can't talk, can't walk, kind of stumbling around.
38:13
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, I think that I'm gonna go home.
38:16
SPEAKER_00: He was like, he was at the bar doing shots by himself.
38:20
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, okay.
38:22
SPEAKER_00: So I put up with it as for as long as I could.
38:26
SPEAKER_00: And then when I went to leave, he was like trying to get into my car and was like, please, can I stay at yours?
38:32
SPEAKER_00: Can I stay at yours?
38:33
SPEAKER_00: I want to stay at your house, please.
38:35
SPEAKER_00: And when I said no, this is a second date, and you got shit space, and I don't think I'll be seeing you again.
38:43
SPEAKER_00: Uh, he started shouting abuse at me as I drove off.
38:47
SPEAKER_00: Um, so ultimately what he had to do is sleep in his car in the parking lot of a bar that would have been going till 3 a.m.
38:57
SPEAKER_00: And then uh would have had to get up and drive home the next morning.
39:02
SPEAKER_00: And you know what?
39:03
SPEAKER_00: I don't feel guilty about it because don't get shitfaced on a second date.
39:10
SPEAKER_03: That's really weird behaviour.
39:13
SPEAKER_03: Rich, would you do that?
39:14
SPEAKER_02: No, definitely not.
39:15
SPEAKER_04: The bit that made me not the most is when she goes, and he was doing shots on his own at the bar, and I thought, that's weird.
39:22
SPEAKER_02: To be fair, I'd probably do that.
39:25
SPEAKER_03: Odd behaviour.
39:26
SPEAKER_02: That is a sign of a bad date, though, if you're doing that.
39:29
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, fair fox.
39:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's not having a good time if he's that or he's got an alcohol problem.
39:35
SPEAKER_03: Well, yeah.
39:36
SPEAKER_03: Um addiction is a disease.
39:38
SPEAKER_04: Get well soon.
39:42
SPEAKER_04: Um, so moving on, to wrap it up, we're having this or that.
39:46
SPEAKER_03: Alright.
39:47
SPEAKER_04: Do you want me to ask you first?
39:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, go on.
39:50
SPEAKER_04: Right.
39:51
SPEAKER_04: Would you rather eat a spoonful of mayonnaise every morning or a raw onion every night?
39:59
SPEAKER_04: Is it a whole onion?
40:01
SPEAKER_04: Raw onion, yeah.
40:02
SPEAKER_03: I'm taking the mayonnaise.
40:03
SPEAKER_03: Oh see, I had onion.
40:05
SPEAKER_03: A whole onion?
40:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, crack on.
40:07
SPEAKER_03: Every day?
40:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
40:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
40:09
SPEAKER_03: You'd be a nick for me.
40:11
SPEAKER_03: I already am.
40:13
SPEAKER_04: Would you rather only be able to text in full normal English?
40:17
SPEAKER_04: No slang, no emoji, or only be able to respond in memes?
40:23
SPEAKER_03: I'll take full English.
40:25
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
40:25
SPEAKER_03: With the sign of Hash Brown.
40:26
SPEAKER_03: Nice.
40:27
SPEAKER_04: Would you rather go viral for tripping in public or an un or for an unhinged opinion on a talk show?
40:35
SPEAKER_03: Unhinged opinion.
40:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
40:36
SPEAKER_03: Because if I've said it, I meant it with my full chest.
40:39
SPEAKER_04: Would you rather have to do an Aussie accent on every first date or show them your camera roll within the first five minutes?
40:47
SPEAKER_03: I'll do both.
40:48
SPEAKER_03: I'll do both.
40:49
SPEAKER_03: I'll do both of them, yeah.
40:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah nah.
40:52
SPEAKER_04: Would you rather find out someone is only dating you for clout or for money?
40:59
SPEAKER_03: Ooh, um for clout, because probably then they've got a reason why they want to be in the spotlight.
41:07
SPEAKER_03: Maybe we can help each other.
41:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
41:08
SPEAKER_03: Because if you're dating me for money, I'm not going to give it to you anyway.
41:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, fair fucks.
41:11
SPEAKER_03: We'd write a nice tidy prenup.
41:13
SPEAKER_03: Goodbye.
41:14
SPEAKER_04: Two more.
41:16
SPEAKER_04: Would you rather relive your most embarrassing moment once a year on a big screen for strangers?
41:23
SPEAKER_04: Or have it permanently on your LinkedIn?
41:27
SPEAKER_03: Strangers every time.
41:30
SPEAKER_03: I know they say that all publicity is good publicity, but you know.
41:36
SPEAKER_04: Would you rather only be able to communicate via voice notes or only via TikTok videos?
41:42
SPEAKER_03: Oh, voice notes.
41:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, 100%.
41:43
SPEAKER_03: I only really communicate through voice notes anyway.
41:45
SPEAKER_04: 100%.
41:46
SPEAKER_03: Right, Olivia, over to you.
41:48
SPEAKER_03: Would you rather always have slightly damp socks or a permanent popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth?
41:55
SPEAKER_04: Slightly damp socks.
41:58
SPEAKER_04: Really?
41:58
SPEAKER_03: Would you take the popcorn kernel?
42:00
SPEAKER_03: Imagine how uncomfortable that'd be.
42:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
42:01
SPEAKER_04: I bet than wet socks.
42:03
SPEAKER_03: But they're only slightly.
42:04
SPEAKER_04: To be fair, you're not being asked, so I don't know why you're wearing.
42:06
SPEAKER_04: You take damp socks off as well.
42:07
SPEAKER_04: Just judging you.
42:08
SPEAKER_04: I'm allowed.
42:09
SPEAKER_03: Would you rather have your most unhinged 3am thought turned into a billboard or a national newspaper headline?
42:16
SPEAKER_04: Billboard.
42:18
SPEAKER_04: Billboard.
42:19
SPEAKER_04: Billboard or headboard.
42:20
SPEAKER_04: We all know it's gonna be a doozy.
42:23
SPEAKER_03: Would you rather have Gordon Ramsay critique every meal you cook or every outfit you wear?
42:28
SPEAKER_04: Every meal I cook.
42:30
SPEAKER_04: He has no say in what I would.
42:31
SPEAKER_03: You're an idiot sandwich! Yeah, shut the fuck up, Gordon.
42:34
SPEAKER_03: That cohort idiot sandwich.
42:36
SPEAKER_03: Eat shit.
42:38
SPEAKER_03: Would you rather have your browser history read out at a family dinner or your notes app?
42:43
SPEAKER_04: Neither.
42:45
SPEAKER_04: Um notes.
42:48
SPEAKER_04: Notes.
42:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
42:50
SPEAKER_03: Not that I my browser history is not bad.
42:52
SPEAKER_03: My browser history would just be really weird.
42:54
SPEAKER_03: Well, Rich's is gonna be hilarious after this.
42:56
SPEAKER_03: Red light district.
42:57
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
42:58
SPEAKER_03: Difference between the Netherlands and Holland.
43:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
43:01
SPEAKER_03: Um would you rather have to kiss your worst enemy or your most awkward situation ship goodbye?
43:07
SPEAKER_03: Awkward situation ship.
43:09
SPEAKER_03: Nice.
43:10
SPEAKER_03: Would you rather only be able to shop at one store for the rest of your life or only be able to eat at one restaurant?
43:17
SPEAKER_03: One shop.
43:18
SPEAKER_03: One store.
43:19
SPEAKER_03: Where are you choosing?
43:21
SPEAKER_03: I know where I choose.
43:24
SPEAKER_03: MS Food Hall.
43:25
SPEAKER_03: Would it?
43:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
43:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you can live on MS MS Food Hall forever.
43:28
SPEAKER_03: Fair fucks, because then I can get sushi.
43:30
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
43:30
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
43:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
43:31
SPEAKER_03: Uh and final one, would you rather go on a night out with no phone or no money?
43:38
SPEAKER_04: No money.
43:39
SPEAKER_04: Because men.
43:49
SPEAKER_04: Oh dear.
43:50
SPEAKER_04: I love it.
43:52
SPEAKER_04: Laughing at myself.
43:54
SPEAKER_04: Um so one I got two random thoughts to a ring ding ding ding ding.
44:00
SPEAKER_04: I have Juan.
44:01
SPEAKER_03: Juan shit.
44:03
SPEAKER_04: If I had to ask you who would your punch of the week be, who would it be?
44:08
SPEAKER_04: You could punch one person.
44:10
unknown: Oh.
44:11
SPEAKER_03: I'm not a very violent person though.
44:13
SPEAKER_03: Every time I punch the punch bag at the gym, there is someone I think of.
44:17
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
44:17
SPEAKER_03: I can't talk about it on here.
44:19
SPEAKER_03: No, but there is someone I think of, but I can't ever imagine actually punching a human.
44:25
SPEAKER_04: Okay, fine.
44:26
SPEAKER_03: So I'm afraid I don't have an answer for you.
44:28
SPEAKER_04: Do you want to hear what my punch was?
44:29
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, go on, I want to hear yours, yeah.
44:30
SPEAKER_04: It would be you.
44:33
SPEAKER_04: You dig.
44:34
SPEAKER_04: Why?
44:35
SPEAKER_04: On what basis?
44:36
SPEAKER_04: One, because you didn't find a glory hole.
44:38
SPEAKER_04: Two, because you didn't have a spliff where it's legal.
44:41
SPEAKER_04: And three, because you didn't actually go to the red light district in the evening.
44:45
SPEAKER_05: Oh.
44:45
SPEAKER_04: I thought we'll go back.
44:47
SPEAKER_04: Also, can you imagine me on the weed?
44:49
SPEAKER_03: Apparently, if you go into it feeling anxious.
44:51
SPEAKER_04: Awful paranoid.
44:52
SPEAKER_03: Exactly that.
44:53
SPEAKER_04: You'd whitey and dump.
44:54
SPEAKER_03: If you go into it feeling anxious, someone at work told me that everything is heightened.
44:58
SPEAKER_04: You'd have a massive.
44:59
SPEAKER_03: I'm okay.
45:01
SPEAKER_03: I'm okay for that.
45:02
SPEAKER_03: I pay good money to see that.
45:03
SPEAKER_03: Just give me a shot and see what happens.
45:05
SPEAKER_04: The last time I was with a friend that got high, she was sat next to me around a table and climbing up my arm, going, help me, help me, I'm so high.
45:16
SPEAKER_03: See, I no, I'm okay for that.
45:19
SPEAKER_03: Someone else I spoke to said that they were so paranoid that they thought that someone was chasing them up the stairs and they were like losing their fucking mind.
45:27
SPEAKER_03: So you hear all these stories, and I'm like, yeah, nah, I'm so okay for that.
45:30
SPEAKER_04: That's not what happens.
45:32
SPEAKER_04: To some people, it does.
45:33
SPEAKER_04: Okay, we need to go to Amsterdam for an experiment.
45:36
SPEAKER_04: Lock in.
45:37
SPEAKER_03: Oh, God.
45:38
SPEAKER_04: Um, and my other random thought if tomatoes are technically fruit, yeah, does that make ketchup a smoothie?
45:48
SPEAKER_04: Interesting.
45:49
SPEAKER_04: Interesting.
45:50
SPEAKER_04: Interesting, easily.
45:52
SPEAKER_04: Because Soph says to me that Bloody Marys are basically just a salad smoothie.
45:56
SPEAKER_03: I mean, yeah, I see that.
45:58
SPEAKER_03: So celery in there, blended tomatoes.
46:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
46:03
SPEAKER_03: Tomato.
46:04
SPEAKER_03: Um, I've got a question for you both.
46:06
SPEAKER_03: Go on.
46:06
SPEAKER_03: If you're going on a desert island and you can take three things with you, what are you taking?
46:16
SPEAKER_04: Clamato juice for my bloody marriage.
46:20
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
46:20
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
46:20
SPEAKER_03: So let's see where this is going.
46:22
SPEAKER_04: A dildo.
46:26
SPEAKER_04: Uh and my phone.
46:28
SPEAKER_04: Okay, nice.
46:29
SPEAKER_04: Rich?
46:30
SPEAKER_02: Phone.
46:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
46:31
SPEAKER_02: Knife.
46:32
SPEAKER_04: A dildo.
46:34
SPEAKER_02: No, I want to survive.
46:36
SPEAKER_02: And oh, I have a hand, I don't need that.
46:38
SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's the last one.
46:40
SPEAKER_02: Some fire.
46:41
SPEAKER_02: Something with fire.
46:42
SPEAKER_04: Interesting.
46:43
SPEAKER_04: A lighter?
46:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but if you had a bit of flint, you could.
46:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
46:47
SPEAKER_02: More flint.
46:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
46:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
46:48
SPEAKER_03: So I wrote down a knife.
46:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and then I put squash.
46:53
SPEAKER_03: Thing is, you've had time to prepare.
46:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know.
46:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:56
SPEAKER_03: Robinson's.
46:56
SPEAKER_03: I prefer the question.
46:57
SPEAKER_03: But I was like, because you get sick of the taste of either seawater or maybe not so much coconut milk, because that's nice.
47:05
SPEAKER_03: Or like catching rainwater.
47:06
SPEAKER_03: So I thought if you had one of those Robinson's pouches that you squeeze in.
47:09
SPEAKER_03: Like a like a capricum, but not.
47:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
47:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you can make squash.
47:11
SPEAKER_03: And then the other thing I wrote, I was going to say Brin, but I was like, oh, then I've got to feed him.
47:14
SPEAKER_03: I'm not taking my dunk.
47:15
SPEAKER_03: That's stressful.
47:16
SPEAKER_03: I thought he'd be nice with the company.
47:17
SPEAKER_03: But the last thing I put down was a radio.
47:20
SPEAKER_03: Because I like to listen to music.
47:21
SPEAKER_03: I think I'd go stir crazy if I didn't have something to say.
47:25
SPEAKER_04: I'd like to change one of mine.
47:26
SPEAKER_04: Go on.
47:27
SPEAKER_04: I can go without a phone because who's going to come and get me anyway?
47:29
SPEAKER_04: And it'll die.
47:31
SPEAKER_04: Rum.
47:32
SPEAKER_03: You are Captain Jack Sparrow.
47:34
SPEAKER_04: I will.
47:34
SPEAKER_04: Where's the rum gone?
47:36
SPEAKER_03: Honestly, I will do it.
47:37
SPEAKER_04: Give me some Mount Gay.
47:38
SPEAKER_04: I'll be anyone's.
47:39
SPEAKER_03: She loves it.
47:40
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
47:40
SPEAKER_03: Go on the gal.
47:42
SPEAKER_03: Right, I'm going to bring it home.
47:44
SPEAKER_04: Go on, positive Pete.
47:45
SPEAKER_03: Some good news from around the world.
47:47
SPEAKER_03: Here she comes to wreck the day.
47:49
SPEAKER_03: Retired grandmothers in Italy are volunteering at neonatal units to comfort premature babies when parents can't be there.
47:54
unknown: Woo!
47:55
SPEAKER_03: Can we get a little chill after each one?
47:57
unknown: Woo!
47:58
SPEAKER_03: Brazil has eliminated mother-to-child HIV transmission.
48:02
SPEAKER_03: Woo! French Polynesia has created the world's largest protected marine area.
48:08
SPEAKER_04: Go on, shot me Uhaha.
48:09
unknown: Woo!
48:10
SPEAKER_03: Rich, need some more enthusiasm from me, please.
48:12
SPEAKER_03: This is the first one.
48:12
SPEAKER_02: I can add it in after.
48:13
SPEAKER_03: Everyone's going out on a high.
48:15
SPEAKER_03: Prime rates have fallen so much in the Netherlands, they've closed over 20 prisons.
48:19
SPEAKER_03: Woo! They're just stealing bikes.
48:22
SPEAKER_03: And Ethiopia.
48:24
SPEAKER_03: Ethiopia planted 700 million trees in a single day.
48:29
SPEAKER_04: Whoa.
48:29
SPEAKER_04: Woohoo! Fucking out.
48:31
SPEAKER_03: There you go.
48:32
SPEAKER_03: There's your good news for the week.
48:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, go for the bonker.
48:34
SPEAKER_04: Go you good thing.
48:36
SPEAKER_04: And we're gonna fuck off for the week now.
48:37
SPEAKER_04: So until next Friday, stay toxic.