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Episode 86: A MAGA Uncle Sam Gets Arrested For ‘Raising His Flag’ At The Great American State Fair, 20% Of Americans Are Bailing On America’s 250th, Birthright Citizenship Survives SCOTUS Illiteracy, Helen Keller Isn’t Real, Alex Jones Can Suck It, Killer Crocs, and more

A MAGA Uncle Sam gets arrested for ‘raising his flag’ at the Great American State Fair. 20% of Americans are bailing on America’s 250 Independence Day. SCOTUS upholds birthright citizenship but the cult of the Unitary Executive screws us in other ways. Which zodiac signs are bad in bed? Elon Musk may not have the world’s smallest penis, but he is still jealous of someone else’s philanthropy. Digital birth control. Totally free Texas students must read the Bible whether they like it or not. A transphobic influencer doesn’t believe in Helen Keller. Bill Maher is too smug to be liberal. “Be…

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