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- 0:01Speaker 1: We can very well win this thing. I'm a dog
- 0:04Speaker 1: person now.
- 0:05Speaker 2: I'm making the f * * * ing merch, baby.
- 0:07Speaker 2: If your dog was sick, I'd say, I'm coming over.
- 0:10Speaker 1: You know, I'd crack open a coconut and eat it
- 0:13Speaker 1: and cheer for.
- 0:16Speaker 2: You.
- 0:16Speaker 1: You're either a survivor or not.
- 0:21Speaker 3: It's not about a million dollars.
- 0:26Speaker 1: All I want to do is win a million hearts.
- 0:30Speaker 1: Let me just start things off here, guys. Wait, are
- 0:31Speaker 1: we starting? Yeah, yes. Wait, do I have headphones? Do
- 0:35Speaker 1: we bring headphones? We don't have headphones. I couldn't pack everything. Okay,
- 0:39Speaker 1: was there a theme song? You did a good job.
- 0:41Speaker 1: Who cares, man? In post? Okay, sorry. All right, continue.
- 0:45Speaker 2: Guys, was it a great idea to fly to New
- 0:48Speaker 2: York for the second week of the season so any
- 0:51Speaker 2: new listeners to the show have no idea what this
- 0:55Speaker 2: show is?
- 0:55Speaker 1: Yeah. Should we do some explaining? No. No, guys, hey,
- 1:01Speaker 1: season two, no. Season 51. Season 51, episode two. That's right.
- 1:07Speaker 2: Petey and I hopped on a plane this morning, and
- 1:09Speaker 2: we are here with our beautiful friends, Justin and Jax.
- 1:13Speaker 1: We're in Jax's apartment right now. Yes, we're in Manhattan.
- 1:16Speaker 1: We went to a Survivor Watch party. Sex party. Sorry,
- 1:21Speaker 1: what'd you say? Sex party, right? No, there was no
- 1:23Speaker 1: sex party, actually.
- 1:24Speaker 4: It was not as advertised today.
- 1:26Speaker 2: Well, I'm starting to think that it wasn't Aphrodite at all.
- 1:30Speaker 1: I'm starting to think that it became something. But guys, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
- 1:35Speaker 4: That might have been our fault.
- 1:38Speaker 2: Linnea from this season, who I've become a very big
- 1:41Speaker 2: fan of just from the past two episodes.
- 1:43Speaker 1: Me too. I drafted her. I was going to say
- 1:45Speaker 1: she invited us, but that's not the case. We ended
- 1:48Speaker 1: up at her watch party. I mean, we. So Linnea's
- 1:52Speaker 1: sex shop that she owns with her brother. Yes. Afterglow.
- 1:56Speaker 1: Let's start from the beginning. We do the preview. I have.
- 2:00Speaker 1: I send Jax to Afterglow. And so that she can
- 2:04Speaker 1: do an investigative report.
- 2:06Speaker 4: From the time you made the request to the time
- 2:09Speaker 4: I went. How long was that?
- 2:10Speaker 1: Less than 24 hours. About 15 minutes, I think. Jax.
- 2:13Speaker 1: It was like. It was amazing how quickly. Yeah. She
- 2:17Speaker 1: got it done after the request came in I get
- 2:20Speaker 1: it done I send Jax there She becomes friends with
- 2:23Speaker 1: Sophia Do you want to talk about your evening with Sophia?
- 2:25Speaker 4: I really like the way you're telling.
- 2:27Speaker 1: It Jax befriends Sophia Gets us invited to Linnea's private
- 2:31Speaker 1: watch party CBS finds out about the private watch party
- 2:35Speaker 1: Shuts it down It gets rescheduled It gets relocated To
- 2:41Speaker 1: Jersey City And then that's where we were tonight We.
- 2:45Speaker 4: Were in Jersey City It was super cool.
- 2:48Speaker 1: It was super awesome. Ori was there. Louis was there.
- 2:50Speaker 2: Yes, we got to meet Ori from this season on
- 2:52Speaker 2: my team. We got to meet Louis from this season
- 2:54Speaker 2: on my team again. Both of them so nice. Ori
- 2:57Speaker 2: dapped me up, brought me in real close.
- 2:59Speaker 1: He smelled amazing. It was a magical moment between us.
- 3:02Speaker 2: And then Louis, I met Louis and I did my
- 3:05Speaker 2: impression of him to him.
- 3:08Speaker 1: I don't... You guys said that it wasn't that bad.
- 3:10Speaker 1: I don't think he cared much for it.
- 3:12Speaker 4: I thought it was well-received.
- 3:13Speaker 1: I thought he smiled. I think Chase just has a
- 3:16Speaker 1: different read on reality a lot of the time. Did
- 3:19Speaker 1: we do? This is what happened. Okay. I'm like, hey,
- 3:22Speaker 1: I drafted you for my team. He's like, oh, that's
- 3:24Speaker 1: so wonderful.
- 3:25Speaker 2: No one.
- 3:25Speaker 1: Well, that's the bad.
- 3:27Speaker 2: But he said, that's so wonderful. No one has drafted
- 3:28Speaker 2: me for their team. Everybody that's come up to me
- 3:31Speaker 2: that has never drafted me.
- 3:32Speaker 1: And then I was... One of you was like, you
- 3:34Speaker 1: did such a good job last week. And I was like,
- 3:36Speaker 1: it was a tick mass... And he was like talking
- 3:39Speaker 1: and he looked at me and he was, yeah, it's
- 3:41Speaker 1: a tick mask. It was a little bit warmer than.
- 3:44Speaker 4: What Chase is. It was affirmative. It was like him affirming.
- 3:47Speaker 1: I am afraid I insulted Louis. He's so dreamy. I
- 3:51Speaker 1: think Chase is just, he's in his head about how
- 3:53Speaker 1: sexy Lewis is. I think it'll be fine. I think
- 3:55Speaker 1: it'll be fine. It's a tick mask. I think I
- 3:57Speaker 1: went a little Jamaican there. I didn't like that. Hey,
- 3:59Speaker 1: I'm on. Hey, I'm on. I think it's fine. And
- 4:01Speaker 1: a little too Chet Hanks for my opinion.
- 4:03Speaker 4: Wait, that reminds me of the improv in the episode.
- 4:06Speaker 1: Sorry, I won't skip ahead. Let's do an improv game.
- 4:08Speaker 4: Can I get a cat? It's so tragic.
- 4:10Speaker 1: But in our little interaction with Lewis, I was like, well,
- 4:12Speaker 1: I drafted Anna. He's like, oh, she was crazy.
- 4:15Speaker 4: Like, this sounds on brand for what... Hey, you did
- 4:18Speaker 4: it a little bit.
- 4:20Speaker 1: I didn't mean to.
- 4:20Speaker 3: I meant to say it sounds on brand for what
- 4:23Speaker 3: PD is attracted to.
- 4:24Speaker 4: And that is not a bad thing.
- 4:27Speaker 1: But to clarify.
- 4:31Speaker 2: Lewis then goes, not crazy in a bad way, like crazy,
- 4:34Speaker 2: like high energy.
- 4:35Speaker 1: And he was saying that she didn't get a very
- 4:37Speaker 1: good edit for her, spoiler alert, she's gone. Yeah. Rest
- 4:40Speaker 1: in peace.
- 4:41Speaker 2: She didn't get a good edit for her first two
- 4:42Speaker 2: weeks because she was actually so involved in high energy
- 4:46Speaker 2: and you wouldn't know that from that.
- 4:47Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 4:48Speaker 5: Well, she also is, I feel like the theme of
- 4:51Speaker 5: the night is perhaps don't do impressions of people. Whether
- 4:56Speaker 5: it's you or whether it's Anna.
- 4:57Speaker 1: Or whether it's Eric. Oh, God.
- 5:01Speaker 4: Sorry, I keep going back to it. Jackie, just wait. No,
- 5:04Speaker 4: it's okay.
- 5:06Speaker 2: I feel like there's not going to be much of
- 5:07Speaker 2: a structure to this episode.
- 5:09Speaker 1: Can we talk about why Bran's not here before we
- 5:11Speaker 1: crack this coconut? I guess. He's at a wedding. Is
- 5:13Speaker 1: it that interesting? No, but we need to address it.
- 5:15Speaker 1: He's always here. He's never missed an episode of this show.
- 5:18Speaker 1: This is not his fault. And you're acting like it's
- 5:20Speaker 1: not a big deal. Well, it's because it's not his fault.
- 5:23Speaker 1: But we have to bring it up. We have to
- 5:24Speaker 1: talk about it. We have to bring it up when
- 5:25Speaker 1: it's like Jonathan and he's being an asshole. But we
- 5:28Speaker 1: have to address the elephant in the room. And that's
- 5:31Speaker 1: your fur coat. Am I right, ladies?
- 5:33Speaker 4: That was really good. It was really a conversation starter.
- 5:37Speaker 1: An applause break? I don't like that.
- 5:41Speaker 4: It went really well.
- 5:41Speaker 1: Hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts. Welcome to making the... We're restarting. Yeah,
- 5:44Speaker 1: we're restarting. Justin Sober. Hold on. Sure, yeah. I'm going
- 5:52Speaker 1: to throw it over to you. Just give me my moment. Hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts.
- 5:56Speaker 1: Welcome to Making the Merge, everybody. We're restarting for the
- 6:00Speaker 1: third time. I got a little out of control, maybe,
- 6:06Speaker 1: at Linnea's watch party. But luckily, we have a wonderful
- 6:09Speaker 1: person named Justin who did pay attention to the episode.
- 6:14Speaker 1: And apparently, I think, you know, he could do a
- 6:16Speaker 1: pretty good job leading us through it. I don't know
- 6:18Speaker 1: if I'm equipped to. At the moment, do you think
- 6:23Speaker 1: you would take on that responsibility, Justin? I would feel privileged.
- 6:27Speaker 1: Thank you. I'll do what I can. I do want
- 6:29Speaker 1: to say, you know, having been influenced by sports radio,
- 6:33Speaker 1: I've never listened to sports radio and have the hosts
- 6:37Speaker 1: come on and be like, hey, sorry. I got too
- 6:40Speaker 1: drunk at the game. I got a little too hammered.
- 6:45Speaker 1: Can you do it?
- 6:47Speaker 4: But here's the thing, Justin.
- 6:50Speaker 3: Justin, I, as you know, I don't drink alcohol. And
- 6:55Speaker 3: it's because I've always had a very heavy pour.
- 6:58Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, you did this to me.
- 6:59Speaker 4: And I forget every time that I have a heavy pour.
- 7:01Speaker 3: And I didn't realize, because Petey was so affirmative in
- 7:05Speaker 3: our little group chat that He said pineapple and vodka,
- 7:09Speaker 3: like that's what he drinks. He doesn't drink usually. And
- 7:13Speaker 3: I was doing like the three finger like pour or
- 7:16Speaker 3: whatever it's called when you're a bartender.
- 7:18Speaker 4: Is that not what it's called?
- 7:19Speaker 5: Well, I'm curious what you do with your fingers because
- 7:21Speaker 5: I don't think you're supposed to dip them into the vodka.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Did you put your fingers in my drink?
- 7:25Speaker 4: No, no. Isn't it like a three finger pour? Has
- 7:28Speaker 4: anyone ever been a bartender?
- 7:30Speaker 1: Yeah, like it's three fingers deep.
- 7:32Speaker 4: I think I did that.
- 7:33Speaker 1: She did long ways.
- 7:33Speaker 4: I think I went three fingers.
- 7:34Speaker 1: She did three fingers vertical.
- 7:36Speaker 4: I accidentally went three fingers.
- 7:38Speaker 1: I filled it up to the third knuckle and I
- 7:40Speaker 1: prayed for the best. Like, what? Are you kidding me?
- 7:43Speaker 1: Is that an entire glass of vodka right here?
- 7:46Speaker 3: No, that's water because I'm trying to sober him up
- 7:48Speaker 3: because we got to go out after this.
- 7:49Speaker 1: What we're saying is, Jax, this is awesome. I get
- 7:52Speaker 1: to just totally shift the blame onto you. She did
- 7:54Speaker 1: this to me.
- 7:55Speaker 4: No, I truly did. And as a sober person, I
- 7:58Speaker 4: actually feel bad about it. I'm sorry, Petey. I feel bad.
- 8:02Speaker 3: And that's why I'm trying to get you all, I'm
- 8:04Speaker 3: trying to get all this, you know, water just flowing
- 8:07Speaker 3: through you.
- 8:07Speaker 1: Yeah, the look on your face when I said the
- 8:08Speaker 1: last time I drank, I think I was with you.
- 8:10Speaker 3: Yeah, and it feels like maybe I need to go
- 8:13Speaker 3: back and start reworking my steps, you know?
- 8:17Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Petey.
- 8:18Speaker 1: Happens to the best of us. No, it's fine. Anyway,
- 8:20Speaker 1: do we want to get into this episode? Is that
- 8:23Speaker 1: a good idea? Yeah, it was a nightmare dealing with
- 8:25Speaker 1: these two at that party.
- 8:28Speaker 5: We were just Now, the episode that we're talking about,
- 8:30Speaker 5: is it the episode that happened at the watch party event?
- 8:35Speaker 5: Or are we talking episode in terms of the installment
- 8:37Speaker 5: of Survivor? Because we could talk about either of them, honestly.
- 8:40Speaker 5: Like the episode that these.
- 8:42Speaker 1: Two put on. Me and Jax didn't have an episode. Oh, yes.
- 8:44Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 8:44Speaker 1: The episode that these two put on. Chase is acting
- 8:47Speaker 1: like me and Jax were running around like trolls.
- 8:51Speaker 4: We were actually so chill.
- 8:53Speaker 2: I think I couldn't have put it in better words myself.
- 8:55Speaker 2: That's exactly what you two were doing. You guys were
- 8:57Speaker 2: running around like trolls.
- 8:58Speaker 3: The only person that looked like a troll was only
- 9:00Speaker 3: Petey for three seconds when he went to get the
- 9:02Speaker 3: hidden immunity idol.
- 9:03Speaker 4: And that's what you did.
- 9:04Speaker 1: And you stopped me. And you didn't go.
- 9:07Speaker 4: Into a different realm of existence for a minute.
- 9:09Speaker 1: I had to put my hand on his chest and
- 9:11Speaker 1: say sit down. Linnea's mom. And you listened. Linnea's mom
- 9:14Speaker 1: gets up and she's like, we have three hidden immunity idols.
- 9:17Speaker 1: And I shot up and I was like, all right,
- 9:18Speaker 1: it's go time. Shut it down so quick.
- 9:21Speaker 2: Because imagine you have a watch party with your friends
- 9:24Speaker 2: and family and a guy you've never seen before.
- 9:27Speaker 1: Because remember, Linnea is not the one that invited us.
- 9:30Speaker 2: A guy you have never seen before in a pink
- 9:33Speaker 2: fur coat and a dog.
- 9:34Speaker 1: Collar that says PD sorry I bite. He's wearing sunglasses.
- 9:40Speaker 1: It's 9.45 p.m. inside.
- 9:43Speaker 2: He jumps up and takes your immunity idol.
- 9:47Speaker 1: That your mom hid for a fun little mini gift.
- 9:49Speaker 4: But she hid three.
- 9:51Speaker 1: Shout out to Linnea's mom. I have a sticker, a
- 9:54Speaker 1: Survivor sticker in my wallet from her. Also, oddly, Shakespeare sticker.
- 9:58Speaker 1: It was all Survivor themed? Shakespeare quote.
- 10:00Speaker 4: I got love many, trust few, harm to none.
- 10:04Speaker 1: That's a Shakespeare quote. Love many, trust few, harm to none.
- 10:09Speaker 1: That's beautiful.
- 10:10Speaker 4: Speaking of something that's beautiful, Chase.
- 10:13Speaker 3: Can you tell Justin what roles you and your wife
- 10:16Speaker 3: played opposite each other?
- 10:17Speaker 2: Oh, we were Romeo and Juliet in high school.
- 10:19Speaker 1: That's so lovely. That is.
- 10:21Speaker 5: Wait, you were Beauty and the Beast as well, right? No,
- 10:24Speaker 5: that was somebody else I spoke to. I was in
- 10:25Speaker 5: Beauty and the Beast. I was in Beauty and the Beast.
- 10:27Speaker 1: I was in Beauty and the Beast. No, somebody met
- 10:30Speaker 1: their wife.
- 10:31Speaker 5: And I can't remember who I was speaking to, but
- 10:32Speaker 5: I talked to somebody at one point and he was like, yeah,
- 10:35Speaker 5: I played Beast and I met my wife. And then
- 10:38Speaker 5: I was, clearly it's like a canned bit that they had,
- 10:41Speaker 5: which like, it was a lovely story if you're a
- 10:43Speaker 5: close friend and I can't remember. But it's clearly a
- 10:46Speaker 5: canned bet because he was like, she fell for me
- 10:50Speaker 5: when I was dressed as the Beast. And then she
- 10:52Speaker 5: was like, and he hasn't stopped being the Beast. And
- 10:54Speaker 5: I was like, oh, that's good.
- 10:57Speaker 4: Are they hometown friends?
- 11:00Speaker 1: I can't remember who it is.
- 11:01Speaker 4: Oh, okay. Not in that way.
- 11:03Speaker 1: I was LeFou, though. My wife was also in Beauty
- 11:06Speaker 1: and the Beast.
- 11:06Speaker 4: What was she?
- 11:07Speaker 1: I think she was an ensemble.
- 11:08Speaker 4: Was she a silly girl? I was a silly girl,
- 11:10Speaker 4: and those were fun to play.
- 11:12Speaker 3: They're the little dumb bitches that follow Gaston around.
- 11:15Speaker 1: The little dumb bitches?
- 11:16Speaker 4: And it is so fun to play.
- 11:20Speaker 1: Okay. So, Justin, what happened in this episode of Survivor?
- 11:24Speaker 5: I was going to say, do you want a brief recap,
- 11:27Speaker 5: or do we just want to start working.
- 11:28Speaker 1: Our way through slowly?
- 11:30Speaker 2: We can sprinkle in the nonsense that these two did
- 11:32Speaker 2: at the party as we go through.
- 11:33Speaker 1: There was no nonsense.
- 11:35Speaker 5: Obviously, at the beginning of the episode, we have Toka
- 11:39Speaker 5: coming back from Tribal Council.
- 11:40Speaker 1: This is going to feel like I'm hearing it for
- 11:42Speaker 1: the first time.
- 11:42Speaker 5: I mean, it's like, what? Toka went to Tribal Council?
- 11:45Speaker 5: I was like, Petey, that was literally last week. No,
- 11:48Speaker 5: Toca went to tribal council, they came back, and everybody's like,
- 11:51Speaker 5: all's well that ends well, except for Devon and Sweet
- 11:55Speaker 5: Girl Jelly. And they were like, psych, we got God.
- 11:58Speaker 5: So what do you guys think? Where are they sitting
- 12:01Speaker 5: in the Toca tribe when they're coming back?
- 12:04Speaker 2: It was interesting, because by the end of this episode,
- 12:07Speaker 2: Jelly's in a pretty good spot.
- 12:09Speaker 1: Honestly.
- 12:10Speaker 2: Devon, strong showing episode one, bit of a villain in
- 12:14Speaker 2: episode one.
- 12:16Speaker 1: This week, Took a big back seat.
- 12:18Speaker 4: Yeah, my last green time.
- 12:19Speaker 2: A lot more of the people that we didn't see
- 12:22Speaker 2: a lot last week, like the Maggie's of the world.
- 12:25Speaker 1: You like Maggie?
- 12:26Speaker 5: We'll get to Maggie in a little bit, but I
- 12:27Speaker 5: have some strong feelings about Maggie wearing hoops.
- 12:30Speaker 1: On the island. Bad idea? Good idea? A perfect idea.
- 12:34Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree.
- 12:35Speaker 1: When should you not wear hoops? Answer. Always. I've got
- 12:39Speaker 1: mine in right now. I have a take on Devin.
- 12:42Speaker 1: I saw him do a video where he did like
- 12:44Speaker 1: a Netflix meme of like, you know, my documentary where
- 12:47Speaker 1: I'm going to apologize for the photographer thing. But I
- 12:51Speaker 1: was like, oh my God, he looks like Jalen Hurts.
- 12:56Speaker 1: In that specific video, I'm going to have to show
- 12:58Speaker 1: it to you. In that one Instagram video, he looks
- 13:01Speaker 1: like Jalen Hurts. I don't know why I had a
- 13:02Speaker 1: visceral reaction to being like, no, no, no, no, no.
- 13:06Speaker 1: Jalen is a close personal friend. He was in Beauty
- 13:07Speaker 1: and the Beast with his wife. But an actual survivor take,
- 13:12Speaker 1: I think he's going to be like Q and that
- 13:14Speaker 1: he's going to be such a good smokescreen for people
- 13:18Speaker 1: that he's going to keep causing a scene. people are
- 13:21Speaker 1: going to be able to use him as a decoy
- 13:24Speaker 1: to vote out who they actually want. Do you think
- 13:26Speaker 1: Devin's going to win? Yes, radical honesty. I have to
- 13:30Speaker 1: pivot to something. I wish I had gotten a chance
- 13:32Speaker 1: to go up to Linnea, but I didn't. But I
- 13:34Speaker 1: wanted to run up to her and be like, you
- 13:36Speaker 1: are my only hope. Like, Anna just went home. Alea
- 13:39Speaker 1: went home in the first episode. I need you. I
- 13:42Speaker 1: think you've got some people on your team that you can.
- 13:45Speaker 4: I don't know. I think she's giving winter energy to me.
- 13:48Speaker 1: Linnea?
- 13:49Speaker 5: Yeah. Linnea really came to life this episode. Yeah.
- 13:52Speaker 1: I like that.
- 13:53Speaker 2: I don't know if it's because we were at her
- 13:55Speaker 2: watch party, and so every time she was on the screen,
- 13:58Speaker 2: the whole place erupted. Even for a quick shot, she
- 14:01Speaker 2: was in this episode a lot.
- 14:03Speaker 1: Yeah. She's the main character.
- 14:04Speaker 4: Oh, can we talk about that?
- 14:08Speaker 1: Do we have to?
- 14:09Speaker 4: We don't have to if it's too painful, but it
- 14:12Speaker 4: is so endearing. Chase, would you take it away?
- 14:15Speaker 1: This is the most patronizing shit ever.
- 14:17Speaker 4: The only thing is, I'm actually not being.
- 14:19Speaker 1: No, it's so... I'm not actually... I said my genuine take,
- 14:24Speaker 1: which was... Are we on getting to Anna here? Yes.
- 14:27Speaker 1: Should we wait? You know what? I'm going to curb it.
- 14:29Speaker 1: I'm going to curb it because I don't want to
- 14:31Speaker 1: be done with Toka yet. We're not done with Toka yet.
- 14:34Speaker 4: You're the silver one.
- 14:35Speaker 1: I'll listen to you.
- 14:35Speaker 4: I know.
- 14:36Speaker 1: I'm crazy. I'm crazy.
- 14:38Speaker 4: We're not done with Toka yet.
- 14:39Speaker 5: I do want to talk a little bit because I
- 14:41Speaker 5: feel like we could skate past this and forget about her,
- 14:43Speaker 5: about Pantless Pap.
- 14:44Speaker 1: I love Pat. She's on my team. Pat's really good.
- 14:47Speaker 1: She's great.
- 14:47Speaker 5: Pat instigated, technically, instigated the move last week against getting
- 14:53Speaker 5: sweet Aaliyah out.
- 14:54Speaker 1: Yeah, it was all her.
- 14:56Speaker 5: Then she did something else.
- 14:59Speaker 1: I swear she did something else. Lost her pants. Lost
- 15:02Speaker 1: her pants. She did. Love that. We'll get to the
- 15:04Speaker 1: reward challenge here in a second. But I feel like
- 15:06Speaker 1: she's kind of running that toke account.
- 15:08Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 15:09Speaker 1: She's not blatantly being at the forefront of it. She's
- 15:14Speaker 1: not like Devin. She's hanging back.
- 15:16Speaker 5: I do think that Devin has a Q situation on
- 15:20Speaker 5: his hands, but not that much.
- 15:23Speaker 1: He's not that bananas. No, he's not crazy.
- 15:26Speaker 2: That's what makes Q so entertaining is he'll just do
- 15:28Speaker 2: some crazy shit. But Devin seems intentional. I think he's
- 15:32Speaker 2: trying to win the game. I think he's just playing
- 15:34Speaker 2: a little too hard.
- 15:35Speaker 5: So we switch over to Savu. They're just like, hanging
- 15:39Speaker 5: out actually no we're gonna switch and we're gonna reverse
- 15:41Speaker 5: you know back to toka because um can i give
- 15:44Speaker 5: you a thumbs up on this episode and only like
- 15:48Speaker 5: nine tenths.
- 15:48Speaker 1: Of a thumbs okay i remember this wild way to.
- 15:50Speaker 5: Start because that's huge we get i'm just gonna let
- 15:52Speaker 5: you guys run with that.
- 15:54Speaker 1: Oh my god being there in the bar for that
- 15:56Speaker 1: moment like you remember the gasp from.
- 15:59Speaker 3: Everybody also you look so sick like when it happened,
- 16:04Speaker 3: and I also viscerally felt it.
- 16:06Speaker 4: Now Chase is like, no big deal.
- 16:08Speaker 1: I was laughing my ass off.
- 16:09Speaker 4: We were not.
- 16:10Speaker 1: I think we feel things.
- 16:12Speaker 4: We feel things deeply. We're empathetic.
- 16:15Speaker 1: And Chase is kind of closed off emotionally.
- 16:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 16:17Speaker 4: And that's really difficult. It's really difficult when you're in
- 16:21Speaker 4: a dynamic like that.
- 16:23Speaker 1: And we wanted that from him, but he just kept
- 16:25Speaker 1: going over and over. How did they show that on TV?
- 16:28Speaker 1: How did they show on TV? Okay. Okay. Wait, I
- 16:30Speaker 1: actually do.
- 16:30Speaker 4: But his thumb did come off.
- 16:32Speaker 1: I have a question about that.
- 16:34Speaker 5: And this is a weird conversation to get into on
- 16:37Speaker 5: y'all's podcast.
- 16:38Speaker 1: So forgive me.
- 16:39Speaker 4: Are you talking about what I think is you're married
- 16:41Speaker 4: to an English guy?
- 16:42Speaker 1: No, wait, wait.
- 16:44Speaker 5: If this applies to my UK husband, then it's going to.
- 16:49Speaker 1: Get real weird real quick. But what I was.
- 16:51Speaker 5: Talking about is when he was like, um, I had this,
- 16:56Speaker 5: I also watched dancing with the stars, which tells you
- 16:57Speaker 5: that I'm 64 years old, but a guy, um, got
- 17:00Speaker 5: his like nose bust on dancing with the stars yesterday.
- 17:02Speaker 1: And they showed like the blood in his nose. And
- 17:05Speaker 1: I was like, that's crazy. I didn't think they could
- 17:07Speaker 1: do that.
- 17:07Speaker 5: And then today, um, Brody cuts off like half of
- 17:10Speaker 5: his thumb, 10th of his thumb, whatever.
- 17:12Speaker 1: And then there's blood everywhere.
- 17:14Speaker 5: I was told at one point the reason that the
- 17:17Speaker 5: liquid in a Tampax commercial is blue is because they
- 17:21Speaker 5: can't show blood. But now I'm just wondering, is it
- 17:25Speaker 5: like super, super misogynistic and you just can't show lady blood?
- 17:30Speaker 2: Whoa.
- 17:31Speaker 1: Because there's blood all over the place. And a thumb.
- 17:34Speaker 5: They literally shed the corner of that man's thumb.
- 17:36Speaker 1: I think that's what I was saying. I was like,
- 17:38Speaker 1: there's blood everywhere.
- 17:39Speaker 4: There's blood everywhere and they can't show that.
- 17:42Speaker 1: I forgot about the blood. Because my whole thought process
- 17:46Speaker 1: was when.
- 17:47Speaker 2: They had the thumb in the shell and they kept
- 17:50Speaker 2: zooming in on the thumb, I was like, well, there's
- 17:52Speaker 2: no blood.
- 17:52Speaker 1: So maybe that is the reason that it's not uncensored.
- 17:55Speaker 1: There was blood everywhere.
- 17:56Speaker 4: I know you only had one twisted T, but there
- 17:58Speaker 4: was blood everywhere.
- 17:59Speaker 1: And you just constantly want to misrepresent the actions of
- 18:02Speaker 1: me and Jacqueline Collier.
- 18:04Speaker 4: Honestly, we were above board.
- 18:06Speaker 1: We were.
- 18:06Speaker 2: It was a shocking thing that happened i just forgot
- 18:09Speaker 2: for a second about all the blood because there.
- 18:11Speaker 4: Was so much blood.
- 18:12Speaker 1: I remember there was a lot of blood.
- 18:14Speaker 4: Now it wasn't censored i was.
- 18:16Speaker 5: Focused on the thumb forgive me it this is why
- 18:20Speaker 5: brand needs to be here because this conversation's already gone
- 18:23Speaker 5: off the rails but do you guys think that maybe
- 18:24Speaker 5: you're being a little insensitive to his trauma when he's
- 18:26Speaker 5: clearly blocked out the blood because he wasn't handling it.
- 18:28Speaker 1: Well isn't it fucking cool when it's me that gets defended.
- 18:31Speaker 4: Honestly no do you want me.
- 18:33Speaker 1: To be you want me to give the brand answer Yeah,
- 18:36Speaker 1: I would love that. Oh, well, as the greatest guy ever,
- 18:40Speaker 1: most wholesome person, dad of two. I love Christmas and
- 18:43Speaker 1: Hallmark movies so much. I just, I love all the
- 18:48Speaker 1: most wholesome things in the world. I'm such a great person.
- 18:50Speaker 1: I've never done anything bad. And yeah.
- 18:52Speaker 3: Did y'all get the video from his kids?
- 18:54Speaker 1: That's my impression of Brandon.
- 18:55Speaker 3: Wait, did y'all get the video from his kids asking
- 18:59Speaker 3: you to buy Christmas presents?
- 19:01Speaker 1: I did, I did.
- 19:02Speaker 2: Guys, I.
- 19:03Speaker 1: You bought so many Christmas presents.
- 19:06Speaker 3: I got ten candles, and I got a frying pan,
- 19:10Speaker 3: and I got four things of wrapping paper, and I
- 19:13Speaker 3: still feel like maybe.
- 19:15Speaker 4: It wasn't enough. All these candles are from Brand's kids.
- 19:21Speaker 1: Shipping is quick on this.
- 19:22Speaker 4: No, it was incredible. Literally came like four days later. Okay, sorry.
- 19:25Speaker 4: I digress. Justin, thank you.
- 19:27Speaker 3: I appreciate you calling us not out, but in on
- 19:30Speaker 3: that because we want to be sensitive to Chase's needs.
- 19:33Speaker 2: Sure.
- 19:33Speaker 1: Thank you so much for being receptive. I got lost
- 19:36Speaker 1: in my brand riff, but where I was supposed to
- 19:38Speaker 1: go with that was talking about how much he hates pain.
- 19:41Speaker 1: He does hate pain. He despises pain. Even watching somebody
- 19:44Speaker 1: else be in pain is really painful for him, so
- 19:46Speaker 1: I imagine that he had a tough time watching this.
- 19:49Speaker 5: So last summer I went and got a couple of
- 19:53Speaker 5: froses at the bar on a Sunday and then my
- 19:57Speaker 5: husband and I went home and I said I'm gonna
- 19:59Speaker 5: make us dinner and I was mandolining after being kind
- 20:04Speaker 5: of intoxicated Brussels sprouts like an asshole And I mandolined
- 20:10Speaker 5: part of my thumb off. A much smaller slice than
- 20:13Speaker 5: what Brody did tonight.
- 20:15Speaker 1: And I mean, it bled a lot. There was a
- 20:17Speaker 1: lot of blood. But I think part of that was
- 20:20Speaker 1: because I was drinking.
- 20:21Speaker 5: But it took a very long time to heal after
- 20:25Speaker 5: like going to the doctor and like having medicine.
- 20:28Speaker 4: Did you go to the ER?
- 20:29Speaker 5: I went to like urgent care. There was a little
- 20:30Speaker 5: like bear daddy that like took care of it.
- 20:33Speaker 1: It was really wonderful. I've also had some white wine tonight.
- 20:35Speaker 2: Hey, bro.
- 20:37Speaker 4: Do you think he's on Scruff? Do you think he's
- 20:41Speaker 4: on Scruff?
- 20:41Speaker 1: Brody or the Doctor?
- 20:43Speaker 4: I meant the Doctor, but I'm also curious what you
- 20:45Speaker 4: think about Brody on Scruff. Thank you. Yes to both.
- 20:49Speaker 5: My question, that was a very long way to get
- 20:51Speaker 5: to the question of like, do you think that's going
- 20:54Speaker 5: to ultimately be an impediment in the game? Because there
- 20:57Speaker 5: are people that have been medevaced like episodes later because
- 21:02Speaker 5: of the injury.
- 21:03Speaker 4: Well, Kristen's whole is broken, right?
- 21:07Speaker 1: We have some inside information. I guess we can talk
- 21:10Speaker 1: about this. During the watch party, Linnea.
- 21:14Speaker 2: Says Kristen broke her ankle, like broke, broke her ankle.
- 21:19Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 21:20Speaker 1: Lied to them so that she could still compete in
- 21:21Speaker 1: the challenge. I do not know.
- 21:24Speaker 3: How could she lie to the medical team?
- 21:27Speaker 1: I guess they didn't x-ray her.
- 21:29Speaker 2: You were saying something earlier about an ankle injury in
- 21:32Speaker 2: a previous season?
- 21:33Speaker 1: Yeah, so in season 20, no, season....
- 21:37Speaker 5: Which I believe was San Juan del Sur. It might've
- 21:39Speaker 5: been 28. Blood versus water to blood versus water to, um,
- 21:43Speaker 5: Missy and her heathen of a daughter.
- 21:47Speaker 1: Um, where my mother, they were awful. They were so awful.
- 21:52Speaker 5: Um, but Missy broke her ankle as well on the
- 21:55Speaker 5: same type of challenge as what we were saying in
- 21:58Speaker 5: the immunity challenge challenge.
- 21:59Speaker 1: Every time I see it, I'm like, Holy shit. That's crazy.
- 22:01Speaker 5: I love this show. I love the legacy things. You
- 22:04Speaker 5: guys got to get rid of the net. Like you're
- 22:06Speaker 5: killing people with the net or killing ankles at least.
- 22:10Speaker 5: But yeah, she ended up playing the rest of the
- 22:11Speaker 5: game with a broken ankle. So will Kristen do it?
- 22:14Speaker 1: I think she will.
- 22:16Speaker 2: Because I don't know if they would have revealed that
- 22:18Speaker 2: information if it was kind of a game, like a spoiler.
- 22:23Speaker 1: Do you think Brady Brody's going to stick around? Infection
- 22:27Speaker 1: is the scary part, right?
- 22:28Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 22:29Speaker 2: But I think he's going to be fine.
- 22:31Speaker 5: But also, I mean, they both really got into it.
- 22:34Speaker 5: I mean, Kristen was good for the reward challenge because
- 22:38Speaker 5: after last week's big vote off, they go to the
- 22:41Speaker 5: reward challenge, which we haven't had many reward challenges.
- 22:45Speaker 4: Those pillows did not look comfy. They did not look cozy.
- 22:48Speaker 1: Is a pillow worth it?
- 22:50Speaker 2: No.
- 22:50Speaker 1: Is a pillow worth all that?
- 22:51Speaker 2: Not to me.
- 22:51Speaker 4: Not a pillow like that. I don't know, guys.
- 22:53Speaker 1: Imagine sleeping... You don't have anything to put your head on.
- 22:57Speaker 1: I know that seems so simple.
- 22:58Speaker 3: No, I agree with you, but those pillows, I love pillows.
- 23:01Speaker 4: Those pillows weren't worth it.
- 23:03Speaker 1: Like the bamboo, better than nothing?
- 23:04Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 23:06Speaker 1: I don't know. I would go for the pillows.
- 23:07Speaker 5: That reward challenge looked great, though, because for fans in
- 23:12Speaker 5: the past, this is when they have the big snake,
- 23:15Speaker 5: and you have to get the big snake in this
- 23:17Speaker 5: season because they've discovered whales.
- 23:19Speaker 1: They're like, we've got to do whales.
- 23:21Speaker 4: I love the whales. They're really pushing that hard.
- 23:24Speaker 5: It's a 500-pound whale, and they were pushing it hard
- 23:27Speaker 5: over that rolly bed.
- 23:28Speaker 4: Yes, and water weight, too.
- 23:29Speaker 1: Crazy. Wait, that was the reward? That was the reward challenge.
- 23:33Speaker 1: Like you said, they've done the snake version in the past.
- 23:35Speaker 1: That was all on land, though. PD, there are two
- 23:37Speaker 1: tribes this season. That part I do remember. Here's the thing, though.
- 23:42Speaker 1: And one person in exile. PD, you were.
- 23:46Speaker 4: You were with us then.
- 23:47Speaker 1: I was in the moment. No, you were really in
- 23:49Speaker 1: the moment because you were reacting. You were reacting. Yeah,
- 23:51Speaker 1: but here's the thing about what Petey would do. Petey
- 23:53Speaker 1: would be reacting. He'd be banging the table. He'd be like, yeah,
- 23:56Speaker 1: or no. And then I would lean over and I'd go, yeah,
- 23:59Speaker 1: Kristen's ankle broken. Her ankle's broken? And I'd be like, well,
- 24:04Speaker 1: she says it may be a ligament.
- 24:06Speaker 4: Okay.
- 24:07Speaker 1: I'll hold it. Sorry. I don't know what's happening.
- 24:11Speaker 4: I was just trying to hydrate Petey. He promised to
- 24:14Speaker 4: go to two lesbian bars with me after this. So
- 24:17Speaker 4: I got to get him in shape. Yeah, the night's
- 24:19Speaker 4: not over, baby. Drink your water. Let's get it together.
- 24:24Speaker 1: I believe this is the first time that they've done
- 24:25Speaker 1: this in the water.
- 24:28Speaker 5: The snake has been in the water before, and I
- 24:30Speaker 5: don't like that phrase.
- 24:31Speaker 1: The snake has been in the water before.
- 24:33Speaker 5: The snake has been in the water before, and it
- 24:35Speaker 5: will be in the water again.
- 24:37Speaker 1: That's a code word for a presidential assassination attempt. The
- 24:42Speaker 1: snake is in the water again.
- 24:43Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
- 24:43Speaker 1: Push notification.
- 24:44Speaker 2: Iran?
- 24:45Speaker 1: Iran?
- 24:47Speaker 5: And it's like, whoa, yeah, explain. No, but it's the
- 24:49Speaker 5: first time that it's been the whale. And it's the
- 24:52Speaker 5: first time that we've had to see them traverse. Wow. Oh,
- 24:55Speaker 5: that's what I wanted to bring up about Pat. Pat
- 24:57Speaker 5: was a monster. Pat was crazy in that PD.
- 25:00Speaker 1: Yeah, PD. I know you didn't see this. Carter was
- 25:03Speaker 1: trying to do it by himself. I remember that. Pat did. Yeah.
- 25:07Speaker 4: Pat did.
- 25:07Speaker 1: Pat threw her skinny ass. I'm looking at you, skinny diva.
- 25:11Speaker 1: Like she threw her skinny ass. I'm going to pull
- 25:15Speaker 1: a Jax after this.
- 25:15Speaker 5: And on the way back, I'm going to finish like
- 25:17Speaker 5: three more glasses of wine and be like, Pat, I'm
- 25:19Speaker 5: in your Instagram DMs. And let me tell you, I
- 25:22Speaker 5: haven't approached a woman in the way that may feel
- 25:24Speaker 5: uncomfortable in a long time. So this is a safe space, sister.
- 25:28Speaker 5: Your skinny ass went over that roller and was like,
- 25:31Speaker 5: hold on, let me just pull this 500 pound whale over.
- 25:33Speaker 1: I'm not wearing pants.
- 25:35Speaker 2: I mean, at one point we saw Carter and two
- 25:39Speaker 2: of the other guys trying to do the same thing
- 25:41Speaker 2: that she did by herself.
- 25:43Speaker 4: It was really quite impressive.
- 25:44Speaker 2: And at one point, my favorite moment in this challenge was,
- 25:47Speaker 2: is fucking Brady is trying to hold it up and
- 25:49Speaker 2: everyone else lets go of the whale.
- 25:51Speaker 1: And he just starts getting crushed under the water. I
- 25:53Speaker 1: was like, he's going to drown.
- 25:55Speaker 4: It didn't look good.
- 25:57Speaker 1: Yeah. So purple didn't do good in this challenge.
- 25:59Speaker 5: Purple did not do great at this challenge. They really struggled.
- 26:03Speaker 5: What I loved is when you get to the end.
- 26:06Speaker 5: So you have to like throw this whale over. You
- 26:09Speaker 5: have to throw Pat over first.
- 26:10Speaker 1: And then you throw. Yeah. Every team has to throw
- 26:12Speaker 1: Pat over.
- 26:12Speaker 5: Pat goes first, which is where purple went wrong. Cause
- 26:15Speaker 5: Pat's not on their team.
- 26:16Speaker 1: No.
- 26:16Speaker 5: And how are you going to throw Pat over when
- 26:18Speaker 5: she's not on your team?
- 26:19Speaker 1: You pull the whale over. You pull the whale through
- 26:21Speaker 1: some other shit. You get to the end.
- 26:24Speaker 5: There are three balls that you have to release.
- 26:26Speaker 1: One more than people are usually used to dealing with. Yes,
- 26:29Speaker 1: of course.
- 26:29Speaker 5: You have to roll them slow. And then you have
- 26:33Speaker 5: to land them in this little divot.
- 26:35Speaker 1: Yes.
- 26:35Speaker 5: And then once you've landed all three, the other tribe
- 26:39Speaker 5: shot on sight.
- 26:39Speaker 1: I always like when they do this to end a
- 26:41Speaker 1: challenge instead of a puzzle.
- 26:42Speaker 2: Yeah. Because this is the kind of thing that's like,
- 26:44Speaker 2: you don't have to be smart. You don't have to
- 26:45Speaker 2: be strong. It's really just kind.
- 26:47Speaker 1: Of like feeling it out. Well, you had these two.
- 26:50Speaker 5: You have, I can't remember his name off the top
- 26:52Speaker 5: of my head. Not Rob, but the analyst.
- 26:57Speaker 3: Oh.
- 26:58Speaker 1: MLB analyst. Oh, Mike.
- 27:00Speaker 2: Mike.
- 27:01Speaker 1: Mike rolled a ball. Bloop. Landed in there. Other guy.
- 27:05Speaker 5: Landed in there um i am would will fully butcher
- 27:08Speaker 5: her name but uh to non to non yes i
- 27:12Speaker 5: know because brand has butchered her name so many times
- 27:14Speaker 5: i just expected.
- 27:15Speaker 2: Someone commented that i can't believe you pronounced it that
- 27:18Speaker 2: way and i was like damn whoa.
- 27:20Speaker 3: Yeah fucking get it together brand don't be hard on brand.
- 27:25Speaker 5: Um she got up there by the way i like
- 27:27Speaker 5: i'd Give kudos to everybody in this competition because it's
- 27:31Speaker 5: raining the entire time they're doing this.
- 27:33Speaker 1: It's so menacing. Yes.
- 27:35Speaker 4: Right?
- 27:35Speaker 3: Well, we were saying how he was really in his
- 27:38Speaker 3: masculinity in this, which made me uncomfortable.
- 27:41Speaker 2: Okay.
- 27:42Speaker 4: Well, we had different reactions to that.
- 27:43Speaker 1: I would say. Okay.
- 27:44Speaker 4: That's okay. We don't always need to be on the
- 27:46Speaker 4: same page. It's nice when we are, though.
- 27:47Speaker 1: Yeah. We are most of the time.
- 27:49Speaker 4: Most of the time.
- 27:50Speaker 1: I feel like when Chase is saying bullshit about our behavior.
- 27:53Speaker 4: Guys, honestly, I actually think we were super chill.
- 27:56Speaker 1: Yeah, me too. Do you want to do a smelling salt?
- 27:59Speaker 4: Yeah, I have one in my pocket.
- 28:02Speaker 5: So while they're getting the smelling salt, Jinhan is like
- 28:05Speaker 5: rolling the ball.
- 28:06Speaker 1: It's not landing.
- 28:07Speaker 5: And then my sweet mama... From West Virginia, Maggie steps up.
- 28:12Speaker 2: Yes.
- 28:12Speaker 1: And she's like, what if I rolled it a few times? Oh,
- 28:15Speaker 1: thank you.
- 28:15Speaker 5: That's when I noticed she's wearing full ass, again, I
- 28:20Speaker 5: mean this in the most complimentary way, hooker hoops.
- 28:23Speaker 1: Oh, yes, yes, yes. Are we allowed to say that
- 28:26Speaker 1: in 2026?
- 28:26Speaker 4: We call them sex worker earrings.
- 28:29Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no.
- 28:30Speaker 5: This is branded in a specific way. These are silver.
- 28:33Speaker 1: Hooker hoops, and I'm living for them. Yes, they're really cool.
- 28:37Speaker 1: Who gave her the right?
- 28:38Speaker 5: I haven't seen anything this stupid since last season in
- 28:40Speaker 5: like series seven lashes. Like that woman caused like a
- 28:46Speaker 5: small hurricane. I think it's a tsunami when it's in
- 28:49Speaker 5: the southern hemisphere.
- 28:50Speaker 2: Sure.
- 28:51Speaker 1: With those lashes. But anyways, she has her hoops. She
- 28:53Speaker 1: rolls the ball. She lands it. And it was. The most, like,
- 28:56Speaker 1: Rudy moment ever.
- 28:58Speaker 2: They made her an underdog without us ever seeing her
- 29:01Speaker 2: being the underdog.
- 29:03Speaker 1: It was like, wow, she finally overcame this and won
- 29:06Speaker 1: it for everybody. It was like, I didn't even realize
- 29:07Speaker 1: she was in trouble.
- 29:08Speaker 4: Did that movie really mess you guys up, Rudy?
- 29:11Speaker 1: No, no.
- 29:13Speaker 5: No?
- 29:13Speaker 4: Okay, well, that's fine. What did it do to you?
- 29:16Speaker 1: In what capacity? You don't like seeing the underdog win?
- 29:19Speaker 3: No, his best friend dies in that fire, and it's
- 29:22Speaker 3: just tragic. It stayed with me.
- 29:23Speaker 1: The movie's called Rudy, not Best Friend.
- 29:26Speaker 4: But you know what?
- 29:27Speaker 3: Honestly, though, there's nothing like an underdog story. And I
- 29:31Speaker 3: do appreciate it that they brought us into it in
- 29:34Speaker 3: the middle. You know, they never really started it.
- 29:37Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, yeah. okay like i guess they're just
- 29:41Speaker 4: letting us in i'm.
- 29:42Speaker 5: Really bummed that i don't have a team to draft
- 29:45Speaker 5: because maggie would be i think i think she's my
- 29:48Speaker 5: number one really.
- 29:50Speaker 1: So i drafted her last yeah interesting.
- 29:54Speaker 2: I actually feel really great about maggie now The reason
- 29:57Speaker 2: I drafted her last is because in the preseason interviews,
- 30:00Speaker 2: she just kind of gave off the vibes that she
- 30:02Speaker 2: didn't vaccinate her kids.
- 30:04Speaker 1: What's wrong with that? Oh, yeah, you're right. My bad.
- 30:09Speaker 4: Live and let live.
- 30:09Speaker 2: Don't do that.
- 30:10Speaker 1: Their body, my choice.
- 30:12Speaker 5: No, I really like Maggie. She kind of gives me
- 30:17Speaker 5: either third place, no vote vibes, but she was really,
- 30:20Speaker 5: really pumped to have evolved during the game, or she's eloquent.
- 30:25Speaker 1: At the end?
- 30:25Speaker 5: No.
- 30:26Speaker 1: And gets all the votes because she evolved.
- 30:29Speaker 4: You're right. Third place, no vote.
- 30:30Speaker 2: It depends on who Maggie goes up against. You put
- 30:32Speaker 2: Maggie in the final three with two other people. that
- 30:35Speaker 2: didn't have as good of a showing. I mean, we're
- 30:36Speaker 2: two weeks in. We're two episodes in.
- 30:38Speaker 1: But not everybody's gotten a Maggie moment.
- 30:40Speaker 2: They lifted her up on their shoulders as everyone just said, Maggie, Maggie.
- 30:45Speaker 2: And the edit, they like slowed it down.
- 30:47Speaker 1: It was so cool. But also a Maggie moment. Yeah,
- 30:50Speaker 1: Maggie moment. That's great. I love a Maggie moment.
- 30:52Speaker 4: I love alliteration.
- 30:52Speaker 1: A Maggie moment. Everybody wants a Maggie moment. I love it, Maggle.
- 30:57Speaker 5: This put us at about the halfway point through the episode.
- 31:00Speaker 5: And then from y'all's texts, I believe this is where P.D.,
- 31:04Speaker 5: Did a double clothesline on Linnea and Linnea's mom?
- 31:08Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 31:09Speaker 1: Apparently this is where I became belligerent or whatever. No, no,
- 31:12Speaker 1: that happened long before this challenge.
- 31:14Speaker 4: Wait, guys, while this is heating up, do you mind?
- 31:16Speaker 4: I have had so much water. Can I just put
- 31:18Speaker 4: down my mic and you guys continue?
- 31:20Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 31:20Speaker 4: Go for it. Okay, I'll be back. Now, can I
- 31:22Speaker 4: flush the toilet or will everyone be able to hear it?
- 31:24Speaker 1: You're fine. You're good.
- 31:25Speaker 4: Okay, I'm not doing it. I just have to pee.
- 31:28Speaker 4: Nothing else is good.
- 31:29Speaker 1: Thanks for clarifying for the audience.
- 31:30Speaker 4: Yeah, just to let everyone know.
- 31:33Speaker 2: They did tell us, we got some more insight at
- 31:34Speaker 2: the watch party for this. They said that this challenge.
- 31:37Speaker 1: Went an hour and a half. 500 pounds.
- 31:41Speaker 2: That's 500 pounds before it was in the water. So
- 31:45Speaker 2: it got heavier with water weight. And what Ori said
- 31:48Speaker 2: was the reason, because we got to watch Ori when
- 31:51Speaker 2: it was Ori's turn to try to do the thing
- 31:54Speaker 2: and he was blowing it. We got to watch him,
- 31:56Speaker 2: watch him fuck it up.
- 31:58Speaker 1: And he just looked... disgusted with himself. You could tell
- 32:02Speaker 1: that he was like.
- 32:03Speaker 2: I really should have clutched up in that moment. But
- 32:06Speaker 2: he explained the reason that their tribe didn't win and
- 32:08Speaker 2: the other one did is because they just had a
- 32:10Speaker 2: better strategy when it came to getting the whale over
- 32:12Speaker 2: the roller, the big roller thing. The other tribe sent
- 32:18Speaker 2: someone like Pat and a few other people over first.
- 32:22Speaker 5: Would you do it differently? Having watched the challenge, would
- 32:26Speaker 5: you guys have approached it? Because honestly... If I'm doing it,
- 32:30Speaker 5: throw my big ass.
- 32:31Speaker 1: Over and I'll pull it.
- 32:34Speaker 5: But on top of it, I'm not having Petey tread
- 32:39Speaker 5: water in the background.
- 32:40Speaker 1: I'm like, baby, grab onto that whale tail. I'm going
- 32:42Speaker 1: to pull you right over.
- 32:44Speaker 2: It's interesting because you would think gravity would be on
- 32:46Speaker 2: your side if you're pulling on that side. But I
- 32:49Speaker 2: think when you're dealing with 500 pounds not distributed evenly,
- 32:52Speaker 2: I don't.
- 32:54Speaker 1: Even know if you're actually doing anything up there.
- 32:56Speaker 2: I mean, at one point we see Linnea, I mean,
- 32:59Speaker 2: like straddling it and trying to get it over. And
- 33:02Speaker 2: she's like using her weight to try to keep the
- 33:03Speaker 2: roller from rolling backwards. And it was like, she was
- 33:05Speaker 2: giving it her all. And it was like, if maybe
- 33:07Speaker 2: they could have got Ori up there too, or one
- 33:11Speaker 2: more person up there with her, maybe they could have
- 33:13Speaker 2: made something happen.
- 33:13Speaker 1: But I really think you just got to even push
- 33:16Speaker 1: up and over.
- 33:17Speaker 2: I don't think it's about pulling the other side.
- 33:19Speaker 1: I think you just got to try to get it
- 33:20Speaker 1: up as much as you can.
- 33:22Speaker 5: So I do want to talk to you guys a
- 33:24Speaker 5: little bit about Eric. And just where he lives in
- 33:28Speaker 5: this world.
- 33:30Speaker 1: Is it on Earth?
- 33:32Speaker 5: That's the question, frankly. He wanted to do a little improv.
- 33:36Speaker 1: Sometimes you just want to do a little improv. Oh,
- 33:39Speaker 1: is that what we're transitioning into? We are Flintstones Kids.
- 33:41Speaker 5: This episode is brought to you by Flintstones Vitamins.
- 33:44Speaker 1: This was a Chase special request.
- 33:46Speaker 4: This was a Chase special request.
- 33:47Speaker 3: You two had an incredible back and forth thing about
- 33:52Speaker 3: these vitamins that I.
- 33:53Speaker 4: Kind of stayed out of. We were observing it.
- 33:56Speaker 1: Hey, real quick, before we move on, who had that riff?
- 33:58Speaker 1: Don't look at anybody. Just say it.
- 33:59Speaker 4: Chase and Justin.
- 34:00Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay.
- 34:01Speaker 4: Who did you think it was?
- 34:02Speaker 1: I was just trying to make sure that you knew.
- 34:05Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 34:07Speaker 3: I'm giving you credit for the, what was it, Yabba
- 34:09Speaker 3: Dabba Dabba Hard On or something?
- 34:11Speaker 1: Yeah, I want full credit for Yabba Dabba Dabba Hard On.
- 34:14Speaker 1: That was a Chase original.
- 34:16Speaker 4: It was better than that.
- 34:18Speaker 1: I just got confused for a second. I was like, wait.
- 34:20Speaker 4: You two were having the riff, and I was enjoying it.
- 34:22Speaker 4: Were you, PD?
- 34:23Speaker 1: I was enjoying it as well. It was a great riff.
- 34:26Speaker 1: We were basically... We were pitching slogans for Flintstone gummies,
- 34:32Speaker 1: but dick pills.
- 34:34Speaker 5: Was it dick pills? I was pitching for like weed gummies. Oh, well,
- 34:40Speaker 5: we should go back and revisit.
- 34:43Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 34:44Speaker 1: So you brought up Eric.
- 34:45Speaker 5: Yes. Eric is, Eric is doing this like, yes. And
- 34:50Speaker 5: kind of improv situation on the beach. He's not making
- 34:55Speaker 5: a lot of friends.
- 34:57Speaker 1: No, no, he's not. I think Jax described the moment as, like,
- 35:01Speaker 1: the worst kind of hell or something.
- 35:04Speaker 4: Oh, I said, yeah, that. And also, like, the secondhand embarrassment, like,
- 35:07Speaker 4: I was getting red.
- 35:10Speaker 3: Like, it's so sad. Why do I just say the
- 35:12Speaker 3: worst kind of hell? Because, you know, like, okay, you know,
- 35:14Speaker 3: maybe you didn't experience this. This was more like a
- 35:18Speaker 3: straight guy, heterosexual girl kind of thing, which is the
- 35:22Speaker 3: same thing.
- 35:23Speaker 5: She's doing a lot of assuming right now, but okay.
- 35:26Speaker 2: I'm back.
- 35:26Speaker 1: I'm in it.
- 35:27Speaker 3: You know when a guy would look at a girl
- 35:30Speaker 3: in the hallway in high school?
- 35:32Speaker 4: Ladies, you know this. And he would, like, stare at
- 35:35Speaker 4: you and play guitar for you? Come on, I said
- 35:37Speaker 4: this to you. No, but in the hallway, and, like,
- 35:39Speaker 4: they're not good.
- 35:40Speaker 1: Can I sing for you?
- 35:40Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
- 35:41Speaker 1: And then you're like, what do you do?
- 35:43Speaker 4: Where do you look? And that's what it felt like.
- 35:45Speaker 4: Where do I look while this terrible... Guys, also, he
- 35:47Speaker 4: said the color brown, and then... I don't know. It
- 35:50Speaker 4: all kind of went off the rails, right?
- 35:51Speaker 1: I don't understand what that has to do with anything.
- 35:52Speaker 5: So I feel like one of the issues with improv
- 35:55Speaker 5: is that you have to connect the dots between things.
- 35:58Speaker 5: And somebody said brown, and he was like, oh, yeah,
- 36:00Speaker 5: brown cow. And then just went with cow.
- 36:02Speaker 1: And then Rob goes, and the brown liquid coming out
- 36:05Speaker 1: of the cow or something.
- 36:06Speaker 4: Yeah, why would he?
- 36:07Speaker 1: What was that? I mean, what was he? He's not
- 36:09Speaker 1: an improver. He's not a comedian. What was he supposed
- 36:11Speaker 1: to do? Rob isn't good at a lot. Hey, he
- 36:13Speaker 1: does the real Rob show. It's the Rob show. It's
- 36:16Speaker 1: a pink substance. Stefan Diggs caught in a yacht with
- 36:20Speaker 1: a pink substance. Should the Pats release him or get
- 36:23Speaker 1: rid of him? Wait, that's the same thing.
- 36:26Speaker 2: Whoops.
- 36:28Speaker 4: That's the whoops at the end that he had, too.
- 36:30Speaker 2: One time in high school theater, there was this couple
- 36:33Speaker 2: that started dating during the play as friends.
- 36:35Speaker 1: Always happens. Was one of them Romeo and the other Juliet?
- 36:38Speaker 2: No, no, no.
- 36:39Speaker 1: This was, what play was this? Godspell.
- 36:41Speaker 4: Oh, my God. Who did they play?
- 36:43Speaker 1: Ensemble.
- 36:45Speaker 4: Oh, nothing wrong with being in the ensemble. I've done
- 36:47Speaker 4: it many a time.
- 36:48Speaker 1: No one important.
- 36:50Speaker 4: Oh, my God. There are no small parts. Only small actors.
- 36:54Speaker 4: Name that play. The best Christmas pageant ever.
- 36:57Speaker 1: Oh, well.
- 36:59Speaker 3: Think that's a shakespeare quote is it not a shakespeare
- 37:01Speaker 3: quote there are no small parts only small actors no
- 37:03Speaker 3: it's from the first play i was ever in the
- 37:06Speaker 3: best christmas patch ever i played glass herdman the littlest
- 37:09Speaker 3: herdman it's not shakespeare okay but it could be it
- 37:13Speaker 3: might be maybe that's where they got it from actually
- 37:15Speaker 3: they got from there didn't they i you know what
- 37:17Speaker 3: you're right.
- 37:17Speaker 1: When i was in correct that's right.
- 37:19Speaker 2: When i was in theater camp as a child and
- 37:20Speaker 2: they would say that there's no small parts or small
- 37:22Speaker 2: actors i was like that's so fucking mean because i
- 37:25Speaker 2: thought that they were saying like You're a small actor
- 37:28Speaker 2: if you're not doing it.
- 37:29Speaker 4: Oh, my God. No, they mean like the little cute actors.
- 37:31Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I understand now.
- 37:33Speaker 5: But how blessed are you sitting here today at 6'4,
- 37:36Speaker 5: knowing you'll never be a small actor?
- 37:38Speaker 1: That's very true.
- 37:39Speaker 4: Petey, put on this lipstick.
- 37:41Speaker 1: Is that Anastasia Beverly Hills?
- 37:42Speaker 4: Oh, no, God, I wish it's NARS.
- 37:45Speaker 1: Anyways, this....
- 37:48Speaker 4: And I'll curl your hair then, too.
- 37:50Speaker 1: He's two that got into a couple. He started singing
- 37:52Speaker 1: I Will Give You the World from Aladdin to her
- 37:54Speaker 1: in front of all of us, a cappella. And it
- 37:56Speaker 1: was terrible.
- 37:58Speaker 2: And we all had to just kind of stay there.
- 37:59Speaker 2: And everybody started, like, cheering as if they were, like,
- 38:01Speaker 2: super into it.
- 38:02Speaker 4: Wait, for real?
- 38:03Speaker 1: And I was just laughing my ass off. Yeah. It
- 38:05Speaker 1: was bad.
- 38:05Speaker 4: It sounds so, like, sad and kind of scary.
- 38:09Speaker 1: Oh, scary?
- 38:10Speaker 2: Yes.
- 38:10Speaker 4: But, like, to finish it with a little gloss. And
- 38:14Speaker 4: it really, I don't know.
- 38:15Speaker 3: It's very vulnerable to put yourself out there like that.
- 38:18Speaker 3: But it's hard when it's so awkward.
- 38:21Speaker 5: And yet when there's a million dollars on the line,
- 38:23Speaker 5: Erica's like, Why not me?
- 38:25Speaker 1: Let's do some improv. I'll do it. Why not me?
- 38:27Speaker 1: It's like he's trying his best to connect with them,
- 38:29Speaker 1: and I can appreciate that.
- 38:30Speaker 3: How long do you think it lasted for, like the
- 38:31Speaker 3: whole improv session?
- 38:32Speaker 5: Oh, anybody that I've met, and my husband did improv
- 38:36Speaker 5: for a brief period of time here.
- 38:38Speaker 1: I did improv for a long time.
- 38:39Speaker 5: Any improv person that I've met, if they get started,
- 38:41Speaker 5: 20 minutes minimum.
- 38:43Speaker 1: Hey, Justin, how do my lips look right now?
- 38:45Speaker 4: No, your lips actually look great.
- 38:46Speaker 1: It's pretty natural.
- 38:47Speaker 4: It's your fingers that look like they're.
- 38:48Speaker 1: Covered in chicken grease. If I block the mic, it
- 38:50Speaker 1: won't hear me, right? Luscious.
- 38:53Speaker 4: Wait, it's that hand. Oh, no, wait, no, it's not.
- 38:59Speaker 2: No one wants to do improv for an audience that
- 39:01Speaker 2: doesn't want to watch it.
- 39:03Speaker 1: No, nobody's trying. That was the vibe of that beach.
- 39:05Speaker 1: I think we got it.
- 39:07Speaker 5: Fortunately, eventually, the improv ended and we go to Immunity.
- 39:13Speaker 5: Which is, again, like a whole ass situation where they have.
- 39:18Speaker 1: To go through. We're in immunity already? I zoned out.
- 39:21Speaker 5: Well, technically you were on brand because so did everybody
- 39:24Speaker 5: else during the improv.
- 39:26Speaker 1: Like nobody wanted to watch that. How did we get
- 39:28Speaker 1: from improv to tribal? Oh, we're not at tribal. Not tribal.
- 39:33Speaker 1: Immunity chat. Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
- 39:35Speaker 4: I think the problem.
- 39:36Speaker 3: Is originally PD, even though he was locked in and
- 39:40Speaker 3: almost sober, thought that the reward challenge was the immunity challenge,
- 39:44Speaker 3: and I think that's.
- 39:45Speaker 6: Never changed for you.
- 39:46Speaker 1: And he was like, no! Like, so much has already happened.
- 39:50Speaker 1: We're losing someone.
- 39:52Speaker 4: We are like, we are 25 minutes in, PD. We
- 39:56Speaker 4: are 25 minutes in.
- 39:57Speaker 1: I don't like how my behavior is being represented on
- 39:59Speaker 1: the podcast. I feel like I behave pretty well.
- 40:02Speaker 5: There was not a single space bar in anything you
- 40:06Speaker 5: just said.
- 40:07Speaker 1: Hey, no, that's how it's been. You're doing great.
- 40:12Speaker 5: Um, I do want y'all's opinion because I don't want
- 40:14Speaker 5: to be, I don't want to be like too critical
- 40:16Speaker 5: of like daddy Jeff, but there are some things that
- 40:19Speaker 5: I wish that we like kind of paired back to
- 40:22Speaker 5: things in this challenge that have to go. And I
- 40:24Speaker 5: do not know why they pair them together. Quit blindfolding people.
- 40:28Speaker 5: They're just going to get hurt.
- 40:30Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 40:30Speaker 5: And you proved it because you put Kristen on that
- 40:32Speaker 5: giant slingshot of death.
- 40:35Speaker 1: That's made of like net and sin at the immunity, at.
- 40:38Speaker 5: The immunity challenge. And, and my diva, you guys got Intel.
- 40:43Speaker 5: I want to, I'm going to leave you with the
- 40:44Speaker 5: Intel because mama needs wine.
- 40:47Speaker 3: Oh, wait, I mean, I can get, wait, but I
- 40:48Speaker 3: have a question.
- 40:49Speaker 4: I'm going to get you more wine, but I want
- 40:50Speaker 4: to leave you guys with this question.
- 40:51Speaker 3: And the three of you can like figure it out
- 40:53Speaker 3: while I get you more wine.
- 40:54Speaker 1: Of course, women are equal. Why would we even discuss that?
- 40:58Speaker 1: My God.
- 40:59Speaker 4: I'm going to get you more wine. I'm going to
- 41:01Speaker 4: get you a twisted tea.
- 41:03Speaker 1: No, I'm okay.
- 41:03Speaker 4: Do you want a club soda?
- 41:04Speaker 1: I'm okay. I'm good.
- 41:05Speaker 4: You're good?
- 41:06Speaker 1: I have half of that water.
- 41:07Speaker 4: I'm going to get you more water.
- 41:09Speaker 3: But what I want, not like in a bossy way,
- 41:12Speaker 3: but what I want is think about the four of
- 41:14Speaker 3: us and who would pair best with each other for
- 41:17Speaker 3: the challenge and who would be blindfolded and who would
- 41:19Speaker 3: be eyes.
- 41:20Speaker 1: That is fun. That is fun.
- 41:22Speaker 5: I can kick it. I don't take direction well.
- 41:25Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
- 41:25Speaker 1: So you should probably leave. I should definitely leave. You
- 41:28Speaker 1: could do like a situation in this challenge where Brady.
- 41:32Speaker 2: Just grabs Kilby on his back and just shuffles through.
- 41:36Speaker 1: And Kilby's just holding on for dear life. Like the
- 41:38Speaker 1: back of a motorcycle. What were we doing there?
- 41:42Speaker 5: And this is a weird time, especially as I try
- 41:45Speaker 5: and justify another glass of wine. But like I've had
- 41:47Speaker 5: several moments where I've thought about like Petey Spider Monkey
- 41:51Speaker 5: on my back before.
- 41:52Speaker 1: Before this episode. This PD? This PD. This sweet boy. No,
- 41:56Speaker 1: we can do that. Why? And that's on the Patreon.
- 42:02Speaker 5: Why would he not choose somebody that he can fully
- 42:06Speaker 5: kind of strap to his back as opposed to.
- 42:10Speaker 5: Started with Petey on his back, and then Petey fell off,
- 42:13Speaker 5: and he was like, bitch, get up, and just kind
- 42:14Speaker 5: of killed me.
- 42:16Speaker 1: Not Petey. Petey was in the episode. That's how fucked
- 42:19Speaker 1: up he was.
- 42:20Speaker 2: He ended up in Fiji and played in the challenge.
- 42:25Speaker 1: No, but I agree.
- 42:26Speaker 2: I mean, he dragged his ass to the finish line,
- 42:28Speaker 2: and it was just one of those things where An
- 42:30Speaker 2: unstoppable force meets a Kilby.
- 42:32Speaker 1: Yeah, truly. Yeah.
- 42:34Speaker 2: But we did get a little bit more insight into
- 42:36Speaker 2: this challenge, which was there's something that happens in this challenge.
- 42:39Speaker 1: Got a lot of boos at the watch party. Hit me.
- 42:41Speaker 1: What was that? In the challenge, Linnea was paired up
- 42:46Speaker 1: with Eric.
- 42:47Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
- 42:48Speaker 2: Linnea chose to be the one that was not blindfolded,
- 42:52Speaker 2: meaning she was the leader and she was pulling him.
- 42:56Speaker 2: After the challenge, Rob makes a comment to her saying,
- 42:58Speaker 2: if you were paired up with a guy, why didn't
- 43:01Speaker 2: you let him lead?
- 43:03Speaker 1: Yeah. No. That happened in the episode. I missed that.
- 43:06Speaker 1: Everyone saw that. Everybody started booing. Rob said that? Yeah, Rob.
- 43:10Speaker 1: Of course Rob said that. With a pink substance. With
- 43:12Speaker 1: a misogynist comment. Oh, good lord. Is that too much? No,
- 43:18Speaker 1: it's perfect. But we got some intel here, which is.
- 43:24Speaker 2: Originally, Rob was paired up with Linnea, and Rob was
- 43:29Speaker 2: going to delete, and Linnea was going to blindfold, but
- 43:31Speaker 2: then it got flipped around. Linnea ended up with Eric,
- 43:34Speaker 2: and she said, I didn't want to be the one
- 43:36Speaker 2: blindfolded with Eric.
- 43:37Speaker 4: I understand that.
- 43:39Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's a vampire. He's going to bite your neck.
- 43:41Speaker 1: Or he'll try to do improv with you in mid-challenge.
- 43:44Speaker 5: I will say, she doesn't have a personal connection, but
- 43:46Speaker 5: one of my favorite parts of Survivor Every Week is
- 43:50Speaker 5: that I text back and forth with my first high
- 43:53Speaker 5: school girlfriend who lives in Boston with her three gorgeous
- 43:58Speaker 5: children and her gorgeous husband.
- 43:59Speaker 1: And her name? Reba McEntire.
- 44:01Speaker 4: My God, honey.
- 44:02Speaker 5: She might have been born just plain white trash, but
- 44:05Speaker 5: fancy wasn't her name.
- 44:07Speaker 4: Oh my God, and the greatest man I never knew.
- 44:09Speaker 3: I remember Reba was my first concert and I thought
- 44:13Speaker 3: about Someday I'm going to hear this song and my
- 44:15Speaker 3: dad's dead. And then I went 20 years later and
- 44:17Speaker 3: my dad's miraculously still alive.
- 44:19Speaker 1: Miraculously?
- 44:21Speaker 4: I mean, I'm a child of a second marriage.
- 44:24Speaker 1: So they're a little older.
- 44:25Speaker 5: We went on such a quick journey there because I
- 44:28Speaker 5: was like, oh my God, Jax's dad's dead?
- 44:32Speaker 4: No, he's doing well.
- 44:33Speaker 1: Miraculously.
- 44:34Speaker 4: We're in Vietnam, you know? That's a scary place to be.
- 44:39Speaker 1: What'd you say?
- 44:40Speaker 4: Vietnam.
- 44:41Speaker 1: He's in Vietnam right now?
- 44:42Speaker 4: He was in Vietnam. No, as a soldier.
- 44:44Speaker 1: They restarted the war. Fuck! We've got to shut that down.
- 44:48Speaker 3: Did you guys decide who would be blindfolded and who
- 44:51Speaker 3: would be with each other?
- 44:51Speaker 1: We waited for you.
- 44:52Speaker 4: Oh, that was really sweet.
- 44:54Speaker 3: I made us this liquid IV because you're going out tonight.
- 44:58Speaker 4: And we've got to get it together.
- 44:59Speaker 5: I told Chase, I don't take direction well. So I
- 45:02Speaker 5: think that I'm fully eyes. And I need somebody that
- 45:07Speaker 5: can be led around.
- 45:08Speaker 4: All right.
- 45:10Speaker 1: Trying to come up with the best.
- 45:12Speaker 4: Who would do the best?
- 45:13Speaker 1: Who would do the best? Okay. Well, I think me
- 45:15Speaker 1: and Justin as a team, I think, would do the best.
- 45:18Speaker 1: And I think me and Jax.
- 45:19Speaker 4: As a team. But actually, the problem is, I think
- 45:22Speaker 4: we both want to be led.
- 45:24Speaker 1: Oh, PD, we couldn't get out of the fucking airport earlier.
- 45:28Speaker 1: That's the problem.
- 45:29Speaker 4: No, but actually, would I be the eyes?
- 45:32Speaker 1: If we were trying to, like, yeah, you can be
- 45:33Speaker 1: whatever you want.
- 45:34Speaker 2: If we were trying to even it out to make
- 45:36Speaker 2: it like both of us have good teams, one each.
- 45:39Speaker 4: Well, I think Justin would be the eyes. I would
- 45:41Speaker 4: be blindfolded. You would be the eyes. You'd be blindfolded.
- 45:43Speaker 4: If we went this way, I don't know.
- 45:47Speaker 1: I feel like I'm winning.
- 45:49Speaker 5: regardless with my eyes, because I think with you, again,
- 45:54Speaker 5: I'm just strapping you straight to my back and we're
- 45:56Speaker 5: just going for it.
- 45:58Speaker 1: You and I just have a chemistry and I don't know.
- 46:00Speaker 1: And everyone's talking about it. Are we getting closer? Everybody's talking.
- 46:04Speaker 1: And this diva loves to please.
- 46:07Speaker 5: So I feel like.
- 46:09Speaker 1: I could be like, Jax, chew your arm off right now.
- 46:12Speaker 1: That's how we win. And she'd be like, I'm halfway done.
- 46:14Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh my God. This is crazy. She's like,
- 46:17Speaker 1: you want me to chew your arm off? And I'm like,
- 46:18Speaker 1: absolutely not.
- 46:19Speaker 4: You can do it.
- 46:20Speaker 1: Yeah, because I think it'd be fun to yell at you.
- 46:22Speaker 4: Oh my, okay. I agree. I mean, I would love that.
- 46:26Speaker 4: I didn't know we could have that dynamic.
- 46:28Speaker 1: I think we can. Anything's possible in the open era.
- 46:30Speaker 1: I've never heard Petey yell. I mean, he was loud tonight.
- 46:35Speaker 1: I don't think he was.
- 46:36Speaker 4: He was so soft-spoken.
- 46:38Speaker 1: Are you fucking kidding me?
- 46:39Speaker 4: I'm actually not. I actually think we were quiet.
- 46:41Speaker 1: This is the difference of opinion.
- 46:43Speaker 4: Yeah, we were quieter, honestly, than usual, I think.
- 46:47Speaker 1: Something to think about. Let's call it a day.
- 46:50Speaker 4: You guys do have a chemistry, and I do think.
- 46:53Speaker 3: That out of the two of you, though, I think, yeah,
- 46:56Speaker 3: you should be the eyes.
- 46:58Speaker 1: Yeah, because that man's the heart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He
- 47:00Speaker 1: would leave me for sure.
- 47:02Speaker 4: Guys, should we do it after this?
- 47:06Speaker 1: Do you have an obstacle course?
- 47:07Speaker 4: No, no, I think what we could do, I have
- 47:09Speaker 4: a bus.
- 47:09Speaker 1: Let's just go through the streets of New York.
- 47:12Speaker 3: I was actually thinking we'd do it from here to here,
- 47:13Speaker 3: but actually the streets of New York is a better idea.
- 47:15Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
- 47:17Speaker 5: All right, so the first person to get their blindfolded
- 47:21Speaker 5: partner off the F train and to Brooklyn tonight.
- 47:25Speaker 4: Is Well, you have an extra room. I have one couch.
- 47:28Speaker 1: I do.
- 47:28Speaker 5: I have two cats and an extra. This is a
- 47:30Speaker 5: different conversation for a different day.
- 47:32Speaker 1: Let's keep pushing forward.
- 47:34Speaker 5: My wonderful ex-girlfriend who lives up in Boston, Tennessee gal,
- 47:38Speaker 5: but she lives up there now, texted me apropos of
- 47:42Speaker 5: nothing and said, Rob is every blue collar guy I've
- 47:44Speaker 5: met up in New England, honestly. And I feel like
- 47:47Speaker 5: that said exactly everything I need to know about him.
- 47:49Speaker 1: Respectfully. I'm a Bills fan.
- 47:52Speaker 5: He's clearly a Patriots fan, and I do mean that
- 47:55Speaker 5: as a slur. So, like, he's his own journey. But, like, Linnea,
- 48:01Speaker 5: looking at their games tonight, and we'll get to Rob's...
- 48:04Speaker 5: Crazy fucking game. I'm going to put literally bolded italics
- 48:08Speaker 5: quotation marks around game.
- 48:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 48:10Speaker 5: We'll talk about Rob's game here in a second, but
- 48:12Speaker 5: I don't think that Linnea has anything to worry about.
- 48:14Speaker 1: No, not at all.
- 48:16Speaker 5: What ends up happening, though, is that the queen of...
- 48:20Speaker 5: The LGBTQ community.
- 48:23Speaker 1: Kristen.
- 48:24Speaker 2: Yes.
- 48:24Speaker 5: Ends up popping an ankle on this stupid, stupid net
- 48:28Speaker 5: situation that should not be.
- 48:30Speaker 1: I've had mine. Oh, yeah. I didn't want to push
- 48:32Speaker 1: back on that. I didn't want to push back on that.
- 48:34Speaker 2: I feel like Jeff in the show gets so much
- 48:36Speaker 2: criticism for not having physical challenges anymore.
- 48:38Speaker 1: That's what people like our fans really want. Oh, but.
- 48:42Speaker 1: But I don't think they mean like teeter totter net.
- 48:44Speaker 1: I think the teeter totter net every season, even if
- 48:46Speaker 1: someone doesn't get hurt on it. I'm like, oh, shit,
- 48:49Speaker 1: it looks brutal.
- 48:50Speaker 3: And Chase, can you share with me what you said
- 48:52Speaker 3: about Kristen and her Instagram followers?
- 48:56Speaker 4: Can you tell me?
- 48:56Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 48:57Speaker 2: Survivor Fact Checker on Instagram. He does a poll every week.
- 49:02Speaker 2: And Kristen was the.
- 49:03Speaker 1: I think he just tracks the data. Anyway, she was
- 49:07Speaker 1: voted most popular player. Hell yeah. She gained the most followers.
- 49:10Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 49:11Speaker 1: Like a significant amount. But he also did a poll
- 49:13Speaker 1: of like who was your favorite player. So she won
- 49:15Speaker 1: both of those?
- 49:16Speaker 4: There's something about her. It's that Tig Notaro thing.
- 49:20Speaker 1: Does she read old school to you guys? Yes.
- 49:24Speaker 5: And I'm not talking about that strangely sexy Salt-N-Pepa situation
- 49:28Speaker 5: she has going on.
- 49:29Speaker 1: I feel like she could hold up in the 20s. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 49:36Speaker 1: And not in a.
- 49:37Speaker 2: I think a lot of times when people call a
- 49:39Speaker 2: survivor an old school player, they just mean they're not
- 49:41Speaker 2: afraid to be mean. Yeah.
- 49:43Speaker 1: But it's not like that. She's just got like a...
- 49:45Speaker 1: She's hard. You can tell that she's been... Well, first
- 49:48Speaker 1: of all, hell yeah. She took her Flintstone gummies. You
- 49:51Speaker 1: can tell that she's been applying since the first season.
- 49:54Speaker 5: She's a Flintstones kid. Again, this episode sponsored by Flintstone Vitamins.
- 49:58Speaker 1: Flintstones. Get hard. Bedrock hard.
- 50:05Speaker 5: At the end of it though everything got flipped from
- 50:08Speaker 5: last week Toko wins immunity and then we go back
- 50:11Speaker 5: to Savu's camp and things flip quickly yeah it gets
- 50:17Speaker 5: pretty crazy because obviously the big target is Eric because
- 50:21Speaker 5: he did improv.
- 50:23Speaker 6: Yeah that's what it boils down to I was like
- 50:25Speaker 6: yes let's stick on Eric let's forget about Anna I
- 50:29Speaker 6: was really hoping at this point this is where the
- 50:31Speaker 6: direction we'd move in let's just put it all on Eric.
- 50:34Speaker 1: Okay, I think this is a good time.
- 50:35Speaker 4: When do we.
- 50:36Speaker 1: Sorry. Yeah, I was about to say. I think this
- 50:37Speaker 1: is a good time to talk about... So, Petey drafted
- 50:40Speaker 1: Anna first. First round. And.
- 50:45Speaker 4: Justin, you're so cute.
- 50:47Speaker 1: Let's have that conversation. High hopes for her.
- 50:50Speaker 2: So, in the Patreon chat the other day, I said,
- 50:54Speaker 2: I think going home this week is either Anna or Maggie.
- 50:58Speaker 2: That was just the vibes I got from episode one.
- 51:00Speaker 2: And Petey commented back and said... how is Anna going home?
- 51:04Speaker 2: She's the main character of the season. And I thought
- 51:07Speaker 2: he was just doing a bit. So as we're driving
- 51:09Speaker 2: to the airport this morning, I asked him about, I
- 51:10Speaker 2: was like, do you really think that she's like the
- 51:12Speaker 2: main character of the season?
- 51:13Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, I'm not joking. I thought she was
- 51:15Speaker 1: going to become it.
- 51:17Speaker 5: How can you become the main character when you're so
- 51:21Speaker 5: concerned about being everybody else's character?
- 51:25Speaker 1: Last week, last week. She has a long resume on
- 51:28Speaker 1: the IMDB. Okay. She's done a lot of characters. It
- 51:32Speaker 1: comes naturally for her. I just thought that if she
- 51:36Speaker 1: was given a chance and she didn't have misogynist people
- 51:40Speaker 1: like Rob around.
- 51:41Speaker 2: I think I figured out why Petey thought she was
- 51:45Speaker 2: going to make it.
- 51:46Speaker 1: Wait, time out. She didn't have misogynist people like Rob around. Expound, expand,
- 51:50Speaker 1: go on. I'm just trying to deflect any of the
- 51:52Speaker 1: blame off. He does this thing where he just tries
- 51:54Speaker 1: to throw stuff under feminists. He's like, I'm an ally.
- 51:58Speaker 1: Everyone sucks. Everybody voted out Anna because they don't understand.
- 52:02Speaker 1: Because they don't like women. Yeah, they hate women.
- 52:05Speaker 4: No, but I mean, you have a point. Thank you.
- 52:09Speaker 4: Here's the thing.
- 52:10Speaker 1: Thank you, woman.
- 52:13Speaker 4: No, here's the thing. I think that Chase and I.
- 52:16Speaker 1: We figured it out. Yeah, let's get into what you,
- 52:18Speaker 1: because you were the most patronizing of everybody. You're like, oh,
- 52:22Speaker 1: I'm so cute that you thought that, Petey, that you
- 52:24Speaker 1: valued Anna so highly that you thought that she could
- 52:27Speaker 1: do well.
- 52:27Speaker 3: No, I don't think you understand. Well, you guys, did
- 52:30Speaker 3: you call me a cringe millennial earlier?
- 52:32Speaker 4: You said, yeah, they did.
- 52:36Speaker 1: It was okay.
- 52:37Speaker 4: It was honestly, it was fine. And I honestly, like,
- 52:39Speaker 4: it didn't.
- 52:39Speaker 1: She said, am I accepted by your Gen Z's? And
- 52:42Speaker 1: I said, yes, absolutely. And I said, although you do
- 52:44Speaker 1: give millennial vibes.
- 52:45Speaker 4: And then I said, expand, expound on that.
- 52:48Speaker 1: And I said, just kind of like the high energy.
- 52:51Speaker 4: No, I think it's that try hard. It's the earnestness.
- 52:54Speaker 1: Yeah, you said the try hard.
- 52:55Speaker 2: Yeah. Then I told you that it's not really, it
- 53:00Speaker 2: doesn't come across poorly on you, though, because I feel
- 53:02Speaker 2: like when other millennials are doing the try hard thing,
- 53:04Speaker 2: it's not genuine.
- 53:05Speaker 1: You are a very genuine person.
- 53:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 53:07Speaker 4: Thank you. Thank you for saying that. Here's the thing,
- 53:12Speaker 4: because I'm genuine.
- 53:13Speaker 1: Can we cut? I don't feel comfortable going on. No, no,
- 53:16Speaker 1: this is good shit.
- 53:19Speaker 4: So, yes, yes.
- 53:21Speaker 3: I think that what happened, though, is that I was
- 53:26Speaker 3: genuinely so charmed by how you see her. Because honestly,
- 53:33Speaker 3: that's how she sees herself.
- 53:34Speaker 1: Does that not feel patronizing?
- 53:36Speaker 4: It's actually not.
- 53:36Speaker 3: I actually think it's so charming. You see her how
- 53:39Speaker 3: she wants to be seen. That's how she sees herself.
- 53:42Speaker 1: She's the best friend.
- 53:44Speaker 4: She's the quirky side character. But she thinks of herself
- 53:46Speaker 4: as the main character. And that's how you see her.
- 53:48Speaker 4: And that is beautiful.
- 53:48Speaker 2: I can tell you all exactly why Petey thought Anna
- 53:52Speaker 2: was the main character.
- 53:53Speaker 1: Well, first of all, I asked him why he thought
- 53:55Speaker 1: she was the main character. He said, well, she was
- 53:57Speaker 1: the first person to get a confessional. That didn't make
- 54:00Speaker 1: any sense to me. But this is truly, everybody lock.
- 54:04Speaker 2: In with me for a second. This is truly why
- 54:07Speaker 2: Petey thought Anna was the main character. Because Petey's ego
- 54:11Speaker 2: could not let himself think that his first draft pick
- 54:14Speaker 2: was bad. He was so certain in his own abilities
- 54:19Speaker 2: of drafting that it's impossible for Anna to not be
- 54:23Speaker 2: a great pick.
- 54:24Speaker 1: Obviously, I'm a Mergy. I listen to every episode. Of course, yeah, yeah.
- 54:28Speaker 1: Anna was your first pick? Yes, yes. I listen to
- 54:33Speaker 1: every episode. Okay, well, honestly, I'm surprised.
- 54:37Speaker 5: I haven't listened to every episode, but I did listen
- 54:39Speaker 5: to that one, and I feel like I can.
- 54:42Speaker 1: Are you okay? Yeah, I just bought the spelling, so...
- 54:45Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
- 54:46Speaker 5: This episode brought to you by Flintstones Vitamins.
- 54:50Speaker 3: Why does it seem like it's worse when you do it?
- 54:56Speaker 1: Anyway, yeah, I drafted Anna first.
- 54:59Speaker 4: PD, I want you.
- 55:00Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, I'm crying a little bit. No, I'm sorry. No,
- 55:02Speaker 1: it's okay.
- 55:03Speaker 4: You did put your sunglasses on when she was getting
- 55:05Speaker 4: voted out.
- 55:05Speaker 1: I will. And I was like, I'm.
- 55:07Speaker 4: Going to give a hug.
- 55:10Speaker 1: Because I was like, is he actually crying? I don't understand.
- 55:13Speaker 1: I am right now because of the smelling salt. But
- 55:15Speaker 1: I don't think it was that crazy for me to
- 55:17Speaker 1: believe in Anna.
- 55:18Speaker 4: Can I?
- 55:19Speaker 1: Was I right about what I said?
- 55:20Speaker 4: Can I ask you a question?
- 55:21Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead.
- 55:21Speaker 4: And please answer it honestly. Is it your ego, like
- 55:24Speaker 4: Chase thinks it is?
- 55:25Speaker 1: Yeah, it's absolutely.
- 55:26Speaker 4: Or is it your heart, like I think it is?
- 55:27Speaker 1: No, don't do that. Por que no los dos? I
- 55:30Speaker 1: think it's a mix.
- 55:31Speaker 4: Oh, why not both? Is that what you said?
- 55:34Speaker 1: Yeah, that is what I said. I live in 2026 America.
- 55:38Speaker 4: I'm on the internet.
- 55:40Speaker 1: I saw that commercial with the tortillas that are like...
- 55:43Speaker 1: And they just lift her up. Yes. Yeah, I didn't
- 55:46Speaker 1: think it was possible for my first round pick to
- 55:47Speaker 1: go home in the first few weeks.
- 55:49Speaker 4: Oh my God, so you were right.
- 55:50Speaker 1: Of course I was. I wasn't joking. That's part of...
- 55:52Speaker 1: Because I'm really good at this and I have been
- 55:54Speaker 1: for a while.
- 55:55Speaker 4: God, Petey, I have stars in my eyes about you.
- 55:57Speaker 4: Don't crush it.
- 55:58Speaker 1: I wasn't doing a bit.
- 56:00Speaker 4: Don't crush it.
- 56:01Speaker 1: I knew that's what it was. Also, I think your
- 56:04Speaker 1: assessment was right, too. It was with my heart. But
- 56:07Speaker 1: I didn't think my heart could be wrong. When Jax
- 56:12Speaker 1: called your bluff, the Anna thing was a bit. He
- 56:15Speaker 1: is not in love with Anna. And when Jax goes,
- 56:18Speaker 1: I DM'd Anna for you, I saw in Petey's eyes,
- 56:21Speaker 1: he said, I actually did feel it. I felt it
- 56:23Speaker 1: on the Zoom.
- 56:23Speaker 4: And I was like, oh no.
- 56:27Speaker 1: Oh no.
- 56:29Speaker 4: I can feel it in the group chat. I was like, oh, God. See,
- 56:32Speaker 4: when I say things like that, I mean them. You
- 56:35Speaker 4: know what I mean?
- 56:36Speaker 1: We're playing characters on this show.
- 56:38Speaker 4: See, I'm not. This is the millennial. This is the
- 56:40Speaker 4: old school, new school. This is what I was talking
- 56:42Speaker 4: about with Rizzo. I'm actually, I'm a version of myself.
- 56:45Speaker 4: I'm not my full self. But this is actually, like,
- 56:48Speaker 4: I'm not making anything up.
- 56:49Speaker 1: Right. No, I'm making it up.
- 56:51Speaker 4: I mean, I got PDA cage.
- 56:52Speaker 5: I feel like you are always cooking with the ingredients
- 56:55Speaker 5: in your pantry.
- 56:56Speaker 1: Thank you. Thank you.
- 56:58Speaker 5: It may not be the same recipe every time, but
- 57:02Speaker 5: you're always getting a Jax original. She's never ordering it in.
- 57:06Speaker 1: The reason why it was so insulting for her to
- 57:08Speaker 1: be like, oh, you really thought that she was something special.
- 57:12Speaker 1: But in a way, isn't it? Because I did actually
- 57:15Speaker 1: feel like she could go far in the game. Damn.
- 57:18Speaker 1: And then having Jax be like, oh, you poor thing.
- 57:20Speaker 1: You thought she was good. I don't want to make
- 57:23Speaker 1: it awkward, but let's talk about why she wasn't special. Yeah,
- 57:25Speaker 1: let's do this. Wow. So Eric. She's a bit crazy.
- 57:30Speaker 1: To use.
- 57:32Speaker 5: The language of our new friend, Ori?
- 57:35Speaker 1: Ori?
- 57:37Speaker 2: Ori?
- 57:38Speaker 1: Ori? Is he on the show? Yeah, she is. Ori
- 57:40Speaker 1: Jean Charles. Who we saw a few hours ago. Ori
- 57:43Speaker 1: Jean Charles. I had a moment with him.
- 57:45Speaker 5: Eric was the layup. It should have been easy. And
- 57:51Speaker 5: then all of a sudden, the divas got together. And
- 57:55Speaker 5: the divas I'm saying are Linnea.
- 57:59Speaker 1: I'm going through my little list here. Alexis, I believe,
- 58:02Speaker 1: and Eric. And they were all like, no, it was Sharonda.
- 58:06Speaker 5: Sharonda, who I have a lot of feelings about after
- 58:10Speaker 5: this episode.
- 58:12Speaker 1: All positive.
- 58:12Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 58:13Speaker 4: Yes, absolutely.
- 58:13Speaker 1: Is that who I need to pivot to? Maybe. Is
- 58:15Speaker 1: that my new main character?
- 58:17Speaker 4: You said she's the main character. You said it.
- 58:19Speaker 1: She had a great line.
- 58:20Speaker 5: Sharonda comes in, talks with Linnea and Eric, and they're
- 58:24Speaker 5: all like, Divas, we've heard our name everywhere.
- 58:28Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 58:28Speaker 5: Where's the leak coming from? And then they turn around,
- 58:31Speaker 5: and Anna's over there doing like a type five on
- 58:36Speaker 5: her newest character impression because she works in archetypes. And
- 58:40Speaker 5: they're like, I don't know if that's who we should
- 58:44Speaker 5: keep around. So all of a sudden it kind of
- 58:46Speaker 5: shifts over. And then we start careening toward tribal.
- 58:52Speaker 1: Do you think that....
- 58:55Speaker 5: Petey, I want to ask you in earnest, millennial earnest.
- 58:58Speaker 5: Do you think that there was any saving it on...
- 59:04Speaker 5: Where did Anna's game go wrong?
- 59:07Speaker 1: I think it went wrong when... What? Somebody walked up
- 59:12Speaker 1: and they were like, what are you guys talking about?
- 59:13Speaker 1: And she said popcorn. Like that was the best thing
- 59:17Speaker 1: that she could come up with. Can we talk about popcorn?
- 59:19Speaker 1: The popcorn scene?
- 59:21Speaker 3: When that happened, PD was like, it's over.
- 59:24Speaker 1: I started sinking.
- 59:26Speaker 4: It was actually really hard to watch.
- 59:28Speaker 1: I had... Eventually, I was just like face down in
- 59:31Speaker 1: the table for a while.
- 59:32Speaker 4: Yeah, I do have footage.
- 59:34Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 59:35Speaker 3: But you knew as soon as she said popcorn, you
- 59:38Speaker 3: knew the writing was on the wall. And you tried
- 59:39Speaker 3: to talk yourself out of it the whole time.
- 59:41Speaker 1: I was like, please, Eric, somehow do something terrible.
- 59:44Speaker 4: No.
- 59:45Speaker 3: No, he already did the worst thing he could do
- 59:46Speaker 3: was that improv.
- 59:47Speaker 1: And then I think Anna, the edit, I think it
- 59:52Speaker 1: underplayed her personality. Like I think, hold on. No, I
- 59:56Speaker 1: mean in a negative way. I know. Like, she probably
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: was acting a bit crazier than what we saw.
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: And so that's why it felt a little bit out
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: of left field for me. Yeah. What do you want
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: to say, Jax? I agree with you. Speak up.
- 1:00:14Speaker 4: You feel how you feel about her.
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: Speak your mind, Jax.
- 1:00:16Speaker 4: I think that. I think that I'm.
- 1:00:21Speaker 3: So intrigued that even if it is a bit that
- 1:00:25Speaker 3: that was the lady that you chose, and now that
- 1:00:29Speaker 3: I know that it's kind of a bit, I'll.
- 1:00:32Speaker 4: Be more discerning when I slide into DMs.
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: Yeah, it's probably just more just in general.
- 1:00:38Speaker 4: Guys, you know what? Honestly, though, you can really get
- 1:00:40Speaker 4: to know a lot of nice people.
- 1:00:42Speaker 5: In the interest of time and continuity, we move ourselves to.
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: tribal council.
- 1:00:48Speaker 2: Yes and what a good one it is because right
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: before tribal rob pulls eric to the side and he
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: says i'm gonna do something that's never been done in
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: survival you just gotta listen to what i say okay
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: i'm gonna make it a live tribe i'm gonna come
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: talk to you it's gonna be great just listen to
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: exactly what i say okay and eric's like well i've
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: got some questions he's like you don't get any questions
- 1:01:09Speaker 2: you just do what i tell you to do okay
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: And then that's what happens.
- 1:01:12Speaker 5: Dude, you know that the Survivor producers had taken their
- 1:01:15Speaker 5: Flintstone Viagra, if you know what I'm saying. Because when
- 1:01:19Speaker 5: he's talking to them in his confessional, he's like, I'm
- 1:01:23Speaker 5: going to do something crazy. Yeah.
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: And they're like, what are you going to do?
- 1:01:26Speaker 5: And he's like, don't worry about it. And the producers
- 1:01:28Speaker 5: are like, we're kind of worried about it. Yeah, I'm
- 1:01:31Speaker 5: extremely worried about it.
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: But then cut to Eric and he's like, I'm not
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: going to do whatever he says. I don't trust that.
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: I got the facts here. Because it is bananas.
- 1:01:40Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:01:41Speaker 5: Because he goes, the way he's selling this idea, no
- 1:01:44Speaker 5: matter if it was a good or a bad idea,
- 1:01:45Speaker 5: he's like.
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: I have an idea tonight.
- 1:01:47Speaker 5: Somebody I'm not aligned with, somebody not in my lines,
- 1:01:50Speaker 5: me trying to work with brand during our episode or
- 1:01:53Speaker 5: our one installment of survivor. And he comes up and
- 1:01:57Speaker 5: he's like, I got this idea. And he goes, okay,
- 1:01:59Speaker 5: hit me. And he's like, I can't tell you about it.
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: He's like, all right.
- 1:02:02Speaker 5: So like, what do I need to do? And he's like,
- 1:02:04Speaker 5: I'll tell you on the spot. He's like, so you're
- 1:02:05Speaker 5: not going to tell me about the plan. He goes, no,
- 1:02:08Speaker 5: you're going to, you're just going to commit to.
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: It and you'll be fine. And Eric, who is kind
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: of the worst.
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: Is just kind of like, no, He kept saying things like,
- 1:02:19Speaker 2: we're making history tonight.
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: Eric is in the right. 100% in the right. 100%. Yeah,
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: but he keeps saying stuff like, we're making history tonight.
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: This has never been done before.
- 1:02:29Speaker 4: Oh, my word.
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: And I'm sitting there, and I'm looking.
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: At these two, and I'm like, the only thing that
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: makes sense to me is because he has already been
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: talking in a confession about how he doesn't want to
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: be there anymore.
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: He wants to go home.
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: My theory was he's going to stand up at Tribal
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: and say, if you vote Eric out tonight, I'm quitting.
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: And that means that we're going to lose two people
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: on our tribe. And you guys are going to be
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: really at a big disadvantage. So if you want me
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: to not quit tonight, you got to vote out.
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: Which he could have done.
- 1:02:56Speaker 4: He could have done. That was a good angle. And
- 1:02:57Speaker 4: he should have done, but his brain wasn't working fast enough.
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: He has the cojones for that. He doesn't have the intelligence.
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: He just doesn't know the rules of survival. I think
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: he just genuinely doesn't know. He just doesn't know.
- 1:03:10Speaker 5: So I feel like there are really two things. Like,
- 1:03:13Speaker 5: we get to this tribal and two paths diverge in
- 1:03:16Speaker 5: the wood. And there's the thinking man's path. And there
- 1:03:20Speaker 5: is Rob's path.
- 1:03:22Speaker 4: Oh, man.
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: You guys, two dumb things here, by the way. One
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: of them gets slided over.
- 1:03:28Speaker 5: We'll save Rob for the second because of continuity-wise. The
- 1:03:31Speaker 5: thing that I found most interesting, and I feel like
- 1:03:35Speaker 5: we're going to watch this unfold for the rest of
- 1:03:37Speaker 5: the season, is... Ori and Sharonda made this kind of
- 1:03:41Speaker 5: like gentleman's agreement, a gentle lady's agreement right at the beginning.
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck, Justin? I know. It's messed up.
- 1:03:49Speaker 5: I'm the reason why your gal's gone.
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: I beat the system.
- 1:03:53Speaker 5: Who did this?
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: You did this, and I did actually like her, Jax.
- 1:03:58Speaker 4: I still am not... Guys, I don't know what's real.
- 1:04:01Speaker 4: I think we're being real, Justin, right?
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: We're being real. If there's a red light blinking, don't
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: trust a word coming from this guy.
- 1:04:08Speaker 3: No, but I feel like this was off mic as well.
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: I'm trying. Don't trust a word off this guy. I got... You...
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: the patronizing stuff like, oh, you actually like her? That's cute.
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: And then we cut to later and you're like, oh,
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: you don't even... Can you patronize the patriarchy? But then
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: you're like, you don't even like her. It's a bit.
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, is it... Well, I said, I
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: think that... I think you called his... He was yes-anding,
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: and you took it a little far in real life.
- 1:04:34Speaker 4: That's... We've been behind.
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: You matronized him. I... I don't think she patronized you.
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: I think she matronized you. No, but here's the thing.
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: I like what Jax did, but I had to push
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: back publicly for my journalistic integrity. Sure, of course.
- 1:04:45Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: When you say.
- 1:04:47Speaker 5: With your legacy talk radio background.
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:04:50Speaker 4: When you call... What's the... Diana Rossini?
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: Diana Rossini. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:04:53Speaker 4: I love that you were... That's not where I expected
- 1:04:56Speaker 4: to go.
- 1:04:56Speaker 3: I didn't expect you to be a Diana Rossini, but
- 1:04:58Speaker 3: here we are. And honestly, I really don't think, why
- 1:05:02Speaker 3: can't I?
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: And she's out of the game now, so it's okay.
- 1:05:04Speaker 4: She's out of the game. It's fine.
- 1:05:06Speaker 3: But why isn't it just okay to think that's lovely
- 1:05:09Speaker 3: that you find her delightful? Like, why does that have
- 1:05:12Speaker 3: to be patronizing?
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: Because of the way you said it.
- 1:05:16Speaker 4: You know what?
- 1:05:18Speaker 3: You know, I didn't mean for it to come off
- 1:05:19Speaker 3: that way. And Justin knows my heart.
- 1:05:22Speaker 5: A hundred percent, which is why it was absolutely crazy
- 1:05:25Speaker 5: that Sharonda and Ori were sitting right there at tribal council,
- 1:05:31Speaker 5: this like solid duo. And then they have this moment
- 1:05:36Speaker 5: where like Ori, I really kind of, especially now that
- 1:05:39Speaker 5: you've brought up the Rob versus Linnea comment, I feel
- 1:05:43Speaker 5: like this was an episode where women were like, you
- 1:05:47Speaker 5: believe that. Go ahead and believe that you know what's
- 1:05:49Speaker 5: going on. Because Ori was like, We just.
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: Need to go for the layup. We need to go
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: for the layup.
- 1:05:55Speaker 5: And this is clearly somebody that either thinks they have
- 1:05:58Speaker 5: control of the game or doesn't know the game because there's.
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: No layup in Survivor. We have some more insight on this.
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: I want to hear it. So Linnea and Ori talked
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: at the party. Ori was working with Linnea and the girls. Yes.
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: It was a facade. He was playing both sides. The
- 1:06:20Speaker 2: plan the entire time was Anna. It was never to
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: go towards Eric. Yeah, double agent Ori. So Ori's being
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: a double agent. He's actually playing the game with Linnea.
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: And the group of baddies.
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: And he said in his preseason press that he wanted
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: to work with the women. Oh, that makes... Because he
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: said out of the past 10 winners, like eight have
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: been women.
- 1:06:43Speaker 3: It's a much better storyline than what they're showing.
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: It makes it even better.
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: I think because of Rob's bullshit, the edit had to
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: be like, we need to simplify it a little bit
- 1:06:52Speaker 2: because this motherfucker's doing some crazy shit.
- 1:06:54Speaker 5: All right, so let's pivot hard to Rob because what
- 1:06:57Speaker 5: the fuck was that?
- 1:06:59Speaker 4: But guys, every moment of it was pure cinema.
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: It was riveting.
- 1:07:03Speaker 4: It was so riveting.
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: It was riveting.
- 1:07:05Speaker 3: I was saying, we have to study that from an
- 1:07:08Speaker 3: actor's perspective because every single moment, it was honestly exhilarating.
- 1:07:14Speaker 4: I cannot wait to watch that back.
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: At Tribal, so during the Tribal, he's so smug sitting
- 1:07:19Speaker 2: back there.
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: Like, y'all don't even know what I'm about to drop.
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: I'm about to do something that's never been done before.
- 1:07:24Speaker 2: And then, because he tells Eric, he goes, play your
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: shot in the dark And if it doesn't work, I'm
- 1:07:31Speaker 2: going to play my idol for you.
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: And my brain goes, uh-oh, you play the idol before
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: the shot in the dark. Yeah.
- 1:07:40Speaker 2: So he doesn't even know how the idols work.
- 1:07:44Speaker 4: Nope. It's so funny. He really doesn't know the game
- 1:07:47Speaker 4: at all.
- 1:07:48Speaker 2: So then, so he's pretty smug. He's like, no one
- 1:07:51Speaker 2: knows what I'm about to drop on him. It's time
- 1:07:53Speaker 2: for him to go up and vote. He writes his
- 1:07:57Speaker 2: own name. He gives like a badass one-liner.
- 1:07:59Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: Writes his own name. And the producer goes, oh, no, no, no.
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: You can't write your own name. His eye. He didn't
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: know what to do. Absolute panic.
- 1:08:07Speaker 2: He didn't know what to do. He says, and I quote,
- 1:08:09Speaker 2: but this is all of everything. He was like, but
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: this is the everything. Nothing works without this. And you
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: watch him go, well, what do I do now? So
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: what does he do, guys?
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: Does he vote for Anna?
- 1:08:23Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: Or does he just go, sorry, Eric, I guess I
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: fucked you over.
- 1:08:27Speaker 5: And that's exactly what he does, Reader. He just straight
- 1:08:30Speaker 5: up votes for Eric. Which is hilarious.
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: Which makes it.
- 1:08:34Speaker 5: Even better because even.
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: If he had voted for himself and they had allowed that.
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: He still didn't have the votes to go home. Eric
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: wouldn't have gone home.
- 1:08:45Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: Anna would have. It was just so epic. Let's dissect
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: what his plan was, right? Because I do think that
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: there was some logic to it. In his mind... How
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: do you... So.
- 1:09:00Speaker 5: know the Jelinski several situation? How do you define some?
- 1:09:06Speaker 5: If he knew the rules better, I could see how
- 1:09:09Speaker 5: it worked. Well, if Grandma had wheels, she'd be a bike.
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: This was his plan, right? His plan was, everyone's going
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: to vote Eric. Which was not happening. Which turns out
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: he just didn't know that everybody was not doing that.
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: So in his mind, everyone's voting Eric. He votes one
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: vote for Rob himself. Gives him the idol. All votes
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: for Eric don't count. The only vote is for Rob,
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: which he did for himself. He gets eliminated from the game.
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: Could you imagine if the producers just let him do it?
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: They should have. Do you think that he.
- 1:09:46Speaker 3: Thought everyone was voting Eric and then the votes wouldn't
- 1:09:49Speaker 3: count and he was going to be the one Rob vote?
- 1:09:51Speaker 4: That's really what he thought.
- 1:09:52Speaker 5: He thought he was going to Karishma his way. Do
- 1:09:55Speaker 5: you guys know Karishma? Karishma is from 36. She's this
- 1:10:01Speaker 5: South Asian player that everybody just decided to that season.
- 1:10:05Speaker 5: I'm trying to remember what season was, like, what was
- 1:10:07Speaker 5: the theme?
- 1:10:08Speaker 3: 35, 36.
- 1:10:08Speaker 5: Do you remember the theme? Um, it might, it was the,
- 1:10:12Speaker 5: it was that season where, like, everybody was bad. Like, poor, um,
- 1:10:16Speaker 5: Kelly Kim got, like, a weird situation.
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: Anyways.
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:10:20Speaker 5: So, everybody was trying to get out Karishma, and then
- 1:10:22Speaker 5: she played her idol, except she did get to cast, like,
- 1:10:26Speaker 5: a pretty pivotal vote.
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: She chose who went home, essentially.
- 1:10:29Speaker 5: Yeah, she, like, ended up, I think she, like, tied
- 1:10:31Speaker 5: with one other person, but her person ended up going home.
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: It was crazy. Um, But he tried to do that
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: to himself.
- 1:10:37Speaker 4: Right.
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: Because he didn't know you couldn't vote for yourself. He
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: was trying to sacrifice himself. He just wanted to go home.
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: I think he literally used the word sacrifice. He just
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: wanted to go home.
- 1:10:44Speaker 5: In his defense, though, I don't know. And I've watched
- 1:10:47Speaker 5: a lot of the seasons twice. I don't know that
- 1:10:50Speaker 5: anybody's ever tried to vote for themselves.
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: Yeah, we talked about this.
- 1:10:55Speaker 2: I don't know because I think it's explicitly told to
- 1:10:57Speaker 2: them that they can't, which is why I think no
- 1:10:59Speaker 2: one's done it.
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: But the foreshadowing for this was earlier in the episode.
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: And look, I wasn't just drunk and not paying attention.
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: I caught something. The foreshadowing earlier in the episode was
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: Rob talking about how much he missed his family.
- 1:11:11Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: Yes, he wasn't.
- 1:11:13Speaker 5: He's a big sad boy. He wants to go home.
- 1:11:15Speaker 5: It's very Manchester by the sea.
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
- 1:11:19Speaker 3: I know the way you talked about sleeping with them
- 1:11:20Speaker 3: and like cuddling with them.
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: Oh, his family?
- 1:11:23Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:11:23Speaker 5: I thought you were talking about somebody on the show.
- 1:11:27Speaker 5: Maybe I wasn't paying attention.
- 1:11:28Speaker 4: Wait, no, no, no. Rob did say that, didn't he?
- 1:11:30Speaker 4: About cuddling with his children?
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: Yeah, about his family.
- 1:11:33Speaker 4: None of us are cuddling with children.
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: Thanks for clarifying.
- 1:11:37Speaker 4: Well, I cuddle with my three-year-old niece every once in
- 1:11:39Speaker 4: a while.
- 1:11:39Speaker 5: And again, one more time, this episode is sponsored by
- 1:11:41Speaker 5: Flintstone Vitamins.
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: Cuddle with your family tonight.
- 1:11:47Speaker 4: Rob did want to cuddle with his family.
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: It's an incredible. This week was incredible. It was so good.
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: Ana ends up going home, and my face was buried
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: in the table, and I didn't take it very well.
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: I really thought that she was going to be the
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: main character of the season. I thought that's why we
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: started with her last week. I thought that's why she
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: got her little voice thing that went on for a
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: little bit too long and that Justin hated. I don't
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: know why I took such offense to it. I think
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: I've just, I was called Ms. Kirkland too many times.
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: The producers were like, Hey, do some voices. But just
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: taking offense to it, it, you know, further solidified that
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: she was the main character to me. Cause I was like,
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: just a little thing that she does can have such
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: a reaction. That's fair. You know, that's fair. And then
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: I say that she's the main character the next week.
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: And Jack is like, Oh, I.
- 1:12:35Speaker 4: Just honestly, she says that she wanted to be on
- 1:12:39Speaker 4: love Island.
- 1:12:40Speaker 3: And I know that she is looking for someone to
- 1:12:43Speaker 3: love her the way she knows she deserves to be loved,
- 1:12:47Speaker 3: which is as the main character. And I thought that's
- 1:12:49Speaker 3: what you were doing. And honestly, you know what? There's
- 1:12:53Speaker 3: nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with wanting you
- 1:12:55Speaker 3: to be in a rom-com with Anna.
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: Can I put in an earnest request for the next week?
- 1:13:00Speaker 2: Uh-oh.
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: Will you DM Maggie for me? Absolutely.
- 1:13:03Speaker 4: I'm not going to call them.
- 1:13:06Speaker 4: Hooker hoops though.
- 1:13:08Speaker 3: No i'm gonna call them sex worker earrings nope.
- 1:13:11Speaker 5: I think you should call them um diva hoops and
- 1:13:15Speaker 5: leave it there but yeah who at the end of
- 1:13:18Speaker 5: this week do you feel like is sitting in a
- 1:13:20Speaker 5: much stronger position who do you feel like has fallen
- 1:13:23Speaker 5: who do you feel like is in trouble do you
- 1:13:25Speaker 5: think that there's a point where you just cut the
- 1:13:30Speaker 5: rest of the.
- 1:13:30Speaker 4: Thumb off honestly yeah It's gonna get infected It's bleeding everywhere.
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: Yeah I need Sharonda and Linnea To Yeah Be really
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: good for the rest of the season or my team
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: is screwed. They're both so strong.
- 1:13:47Speaker 2: I genuinely was confused by your belief that Anna was
- 1:13:51Speaker 2: the main character because I was like, you have better
- 1:13:52Speaker 2: players on your team than Anna.
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: I was just blinded by her strawberry shortcake charm.
- 1:14:01Speaker 4: Can we play that song? Can we play your theme song?
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: I made a jingle for Anna and then she got
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: fucking voted out.
- 1:14:08Speaker 4: It's not the last time we're going to hear it.
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: We were worried.
- 1:14:13Speaker 2: So the last time me and PD went to a
- 1:14:16Speaker 2: Survivor Players watch party, the Survivor Bar was in Boston.
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: The Survivor Player that season was Shannon. Her parents owned
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: the bar. It was sold out. She got us in. Yes,
- 1:14:26Speaker 1: it was a great moment. She went home the week
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: we were there. Yeah, she was eliminated, and the bar
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: loved it.
- 1:14:32Speaker 4: She knew that that was going to happen, we said, right?
- 1:14:35Speaker 3: Like, they know the edit pretty much.
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: Yeah, they know when they went home. So we thought, oh, no,
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: what if.
- 1:14:42Speaker 2: What if Linnea went home tonight and just every time
- 1:14:45Speaker 2: we go to a watch party.
- 1:14:46Speaker 4: You guys are the witches.
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: But no, it turns out I'm cursed. Yeah.
- 1:14:50Speaker 2: No.
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: Which is better. Yeah. I'm the problem.
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: If it was me losing two players back to back
- 1:14:56Speaker 2: this season after I've done this several times, Petey would
- 1:14:59Speaker 2: be giving me.
- 1:15:00Speaker 4: No, Petey, you only need one to win and you
- 1:15:02Speaker 4: have the two top players.
- 1:15:04Speaker 5: I will say after this week, Sharonda and Linnea both
- 1:15:08Speaker 5: feel kind of similar to Pat.
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: Yeah. On the other tribe. Pat's in a fucking good position.
- 1:15:14Speaker 5: Pat with two Ts and no pants is, like, really excellent.
- 1:15:18Speaker 5: And I feel like they only built on her story
- 1:15:20Speaker 5: this week. I feel like both your gals are thriving
- 1:15:25Speaker 5: at this point. Sometimes one has to step away from
- 1:15:30Speaker 5: Anna in pursuit of better things.
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: But I really didn't want to step away. I know.
- 1:15:34Speaker 2: I know.
- 1:15:35Speaker 4: And you don't have to step away.
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: I can go to Toronto, you're right.
- 1:15:39Speaker 4: Yeah, she did invite us.
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: If you can't spell Linnea without Anna.
- 1:15:43Speaker 5: You know, I don't mean to sound super shady, but
- 1:15:46Speaker 5: it does kind of make sense that she would respond
- 1:15:47Speaker 5: so quickly, considering that she was like, second hour.
- 1:15:50Speaker 3: She knew she had one week left, and that's why
- 1:15:52Speaker 3: she didn't tell me where to get those shirts.
- 1:15:55Speaker 1: She said, honey, save your money.
- 1:15:57Speaker 3: My sister made them.
- 1:16:00Speaker 4: She's my only fan. That's what she was getting.
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: Because at the end of the season, we're going to
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: be like, oh, man, remember Andy? And it's like, oh, no.
- 1:16:08Speaker 2: I do want to talk about some amazing moments I had.
- 1:16:12Speaker 2: I think I've maybe already brought it up several times.
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: I met Ori. I said, I drafted you first. What
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: did he smell like?
- 1:16:20Speaker 4: I didn't mix it very well.
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: Because we were texting about it, and you were like, he.
- 1:16:25Speaker 5: Looks even like brawnier in person.
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: He brought me in real tight with a dap up.
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: I was like, this is a great moment. It was
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: really great. And then I met Louis.
- 1:16:37Speaker 2: May or may not have insulted him with my impression
- 1:16:39Speaker 2: of the tick trunk or whatever the fuck.
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: I do think he's making a jury.
- 1:16:44Speaker 4: Tick mass.
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: A tick mass.
- 1:16:46Speaker 4: No, you didn't insult.
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: Him at all. I hope not, because I'm a huge fan.
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: You didn't. You just create false reality, false perceptions of
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: things like me and Jax's behavior.
- 1:16:54Speaker 4: But I'm wondering if we're the unreliable narrators.
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: I don't think so. Do we want to talk about
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: it before we go? Do we have anything else to
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: bring up? Anna went home. I'm sad about it. I
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: agree with your takes of who rose up, Pat. Linnea
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: Oh that's what we were talking about Sorry she gave
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: me a liquid IV I got sidetracked.
- 1:17:13Speaker 3: No it's okay I'm trying to I saw you yawning
- 1:17:15Speaker 3: And I was like We have We have places to
- 1:17:18Speaker 3: go tonight People to see You guys are You're ready
- 1:17:22Speaker 3: for it I can see it in your eyes.
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: Maybe not Anyway Sharonda stock is up Linnea stock is
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: up I hope Rob I feel like Flying too close
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: to the sun He.
- 1:17:32Speaker 2: Wants to go home He's either gonna quit soon Or
- 1:17:34Speaker 2: just allow himself To give up Yeah Justin stock Way.
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: Up Oh Thank you. Is there somebody named Justin on
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: the cast? No, it's me. It's you, baby. It's you.
- 1:17:44Speaker 1: You're welcome. Maggie, if you're listening, I adore you.
- 1:17:48Speaker 5: I would love to get brunch with you. If necessary,
- 1:17:52Speaker 5: let's get vaccinated before.
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: Smart. I think she's good. I think she's cool. That
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: was the vibe I got. Honestly, I think by the
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: end of this season.
- 1:18:04Speaker 5: I will put my stock in a slam dunk through
- 1:18:06Speaker 5: that hoop earring.
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: I think she's taking it. You think Maggie's your winner pick?
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: Why not? Okay. I've been wrong before.
- 1:18:16Speaker 5: I thought that our Irish friend was... a lesbian when
- 1:18:21Speaker 5: I first looked through the pictures.
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: Earlier tonight, I said he was a beautiful lesbian. Beautiful lesbian.
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: I'd tink. I'd go on a date.
- 1:18:28Speaker 5: I'd only say tink because I only know Moira Higgins
- 1:18:31Speaker 5: and what she says.
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: We talked to him.
- 1:18:34Speaker 3: Sorry, go ahead.
- 1:18:35Speaker 4: No, this was just for Justin.
- 1:18:38Speaker 3: Did you, when you were watching at home and you
- 1:18:40Speaker 3: got the text from P that was like, hey, can
- 1:18:43Speaker 3: you lock in and lead this?
- 1:18:45Speaker 4: Did you have wine and then you put it away?
- 1:18:48Speaker 3: Were you like, I'm up to the challenge for you
- 1:18:50Speaker 3: like whoa this is like i'm gonna be.
- 1:18:52Speaker 5: Honest i hit my i hit my weed vape like
- 1:18:54Speaker 5: three more times and i was like i'm just really
- 1:18:57Speaker 5: honored that pd trusts me i pd and i are
- 1:19:01Speaker 5: on like a text chain we we send a lot
- 1:19:03Speaker 5: of texts like back and forth we've recorded a couple
- 1:19:06Speaker 5: episodes together we hung out down in greenville I'm still
- 1:19:09Speaker 5: unsure if PD likes me and it terrifies me. And
- 1:19:12Speaker 5: all I want is his approval. And that's why I'm
- 1:19:15Speaker 5: a millennial.
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with PD. It's all on
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: me and you in a way. You think I would
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: ask you to be part of making the merge at
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: all if I didn't like you? Honestly, does that set
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: me up for a fail? I don't know.
- 1:19:27Speaker 5: You have Anna energy, but you have... Oh my God, no, no.
- 1:19:32Speaker 5: You have Anna energy, a Maggie heart, and the pink
- 1:19:35Speaker 5: stuff that Rob's talking about.
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: The pink substance.
- 1:19:39Speaker 4: Wait, no, I just think it's so obvious that Petey
- 1:19:41Speaker 4: adores you.
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: I can't turn myself over to you. That's not the
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: right word. Infantilization? Infantilization? Infantilization that you have of PD.
- 1:19:49Speaker 4: Oh, so I was thinking about this the other day.
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: She's my mommy. Yeah.
- 1:19:54Speaker 4: No, let me... Here's the thing I was thinking about.
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: It's just everything he does... I wasn't going to bring
- 1:19:58Speaker 2: this up because this is a genuine.
- 1:20:01Speaker 1: Aggravation.
- 1:20:03Speaker 2: Everything he does, you talk as if he is the
- 1:20:05Speaker 2: fucking terrific kid bumper sticker on your SVD.
- 1:20:07Speaker 4: No, hold on. Here's what it is. You know what
- 1:20:09Speaker 4: I realized?
- 1:20:10Speaker 3: So I have a video of my three-year-old niece has
- 1:20:15Speaker 3: really intense cute aggression with my 10-month-old niece.
- 1:20:19Speaker 4: And she'll go up to him.
- 1:20:20Speaker 1: And she'll be like, oh, Elsie, I love you. I
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: love you, Elsie.
- 1:20:23Speaker 3: And I almost sent the video to our group chat
- 1:20:25Speaker 3: because that's.
- 1:20:26Speaker 4: Me with PD. I'm like, oh, PD. Like, I just,
- 1:20:30Speaker 4: it's like, I want to pop your head off and
- 1:20:33Speaker 4: just squeeze your cheeks. But I don't think it's weird.
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: Do we actually think it's weird?
- 1:20:40Speaker 4: Is this getting weird?
- 1:20:42Speaker 1: No.
- 1:20:42Speaker 4: No, I think it's totally weird.
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: It's not for us to talk about, bro.
- 1:20:45Speaker 5: Hold on.
- 1:20:46Speaker 3: But like, if you ever had cute aggression with someone
- 1:20:51Speaker 3: or something that you're just like, and I saw it
- 1:20:53Speaker 3: in my niece's eyes and I was like, that looks familiar. Yeah.
- 1:20:56Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's you with a grown man that you
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: met one time two months ago? I'm just a little baby, Chase. No, no, no.
- 1:21:03Speaker 4: I think you're an old soul.
- 1:21:04Speaker 2: There's times that I'm genuinely like... Because I love P.D.
- 1:21:08Speaker 2: And I've known him for almost a decade. There's times
- 1:21:11Speaker 2: where I'm like, you've got to stop.
- 1:21:13Speaker 5: He's being a dick on purpose.
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: There's times where he's being a dick on purpose and
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: you're like, no, he's a sweetheart. Wait a minute.
- 1:21:20Speaker 4: I actually genuinely can think of a time... Wait, what?
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: I'm so pure hearted. I think he's fucking doing it
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: right now.
- 1:21:31Speaker 4: Wait a minute. I'm actually now thinking I have a
- 1:21:34Speaker 4: misread on you. It's all hitting me so hard.
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: All right. So I'm just.
- 1:21:45Speaker 5: Kind of in the same vein as Brody. I feel
- 1:21:49Speaker 5: like we've lost a little bit of what we started with.
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: The thumb.
- 1:21:52Speaker 4: We lost a little bit of what we started with.
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: The plot.
- 1:21:57Speaker 5: The understanding of where this episode ends. So can I
- 1:22:01Speaker 5: turn it over to one of you gentlemen to wrap
- 1:22:03Speaker 5: it up?
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: Is there anything else you want to say? I think
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: I did want to fight with Chase. We do need
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: to wrap it up. Just about you saying that me
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: and Jax were in your face yelling when I don't
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: recall that ever happening. Wait, hold on a second. Not
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: in an aggravated way. I'm getting a message. Maybe Linnea.
- 1:22:25Speaker 5: Hold on. I can't say that last name. Hey, your
- 1:22:30Speaker 5: friend in the pink jacket. was screaming a lot tonight.
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: And Petey would bang on the table. Also, Jersey forever. Gross.
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: I don't know about that. Here's the thing. To me,
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: I was in a sports bar environment, and I'm going
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: to do sports bar stuff, like bang on the table.
- 1:22:46Speaker 2: He was just yelling. And you would think he's paying attention.
- 1:22:50Speaker 2: Then he would go, yeah, she broke her ankle.
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: And he would go, who?
- 1:22:55Speaker 3: We had a very circular conversation about diarrhea.
- 1:22:59Speaker 1: No.
- 1:23:01Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I forget you don't like that stuff, Chase.
- 1:23:03Speaker 2: No, no.
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: This was the conversation.
- 1:23:04Speaker 2: The part where fucking Kristen is like, yeah, we have
- 1:23:09Speaker 2: these fucking medicinal herbs on the beach that I'm using
- 1:23:11Speaker 2: to fix my ankle.
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: And they were like, we've also used it for like
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: stomach issues and diarrhea. And Jackson just couldn't seem to
- 1:23:18Speaker 1: understand how both could be true.
- 1:23:20Speaker 4: I didn't hear that part.
- 1:23:21Speaker 3: And I said, did she say that she has diarrhea
- 1:23:25Speaker 3: right now?
- 1:23:26Speaker 4: And you were like, no. And I said, oh, I
- 1:23:28Speaker 4: thought I heard her say diarrhea. And you said you did.
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: I thought. I've thought this until just now. I thought
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: y'all were talking about somebody taking a shit in somebody's shoe.
- 1:23:38Speaker 1: Diarrhea in a shoe. That's what I thought I heard.
- 1:23:46Speaker 4: I think it was something about diarrhea in a shoe.
- 1:23:48Speaker 5: Shout out to Holly Hoffman throwing Dan shoes in the ocean.
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:23:51Speaker 4: Oh my God. That's a good reference.
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: You know, normally I loved Holly Hoffman. She should have
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: won that season. With the role that I have on
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: this show, if somebody did this, they'd get fired. But
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: I'm the CEO, baby.
- 1:24:02Speaker 4: That's what I always say about him.
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: I'm the CEO, baby.
- 1:24:07Speaker 4: You know what?
- 1:24:07Speaker 1: I wish.
- 1:24:08Speaker 4: What do you guys feel when they say she-e-o? That
- 1:24:11Speaker 4: seems sad, doesn't it? Because a woman could be a CEO.
- 1:24:14Speaker 3: It's like the girl boss thing.
- 1:24:17Speaker 4: That was a millennial thing. We got to take the
- 1:24:19Speaker 4: hit for that. That was sad.
- 1:24:20Speaker 5: I don't have to take a hit for shit.
- 1:24:23Speaker 1: So should we end the show now?
- 1:24:26Speaker 5: Bye.
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: Are you going to play my thing? Oh, we have to. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
- 1:24:30Speaker 1: Finish out the PD New York humiliation ritual.
- 1:24:34Speaker 4: PD, you're about to have the night of your life.
- 1:24:36Speaker 5: Because I know that you are too emotional to speak.
- 1:24:40Speaker 5: PD's going to leave the room. He's going to dab
- 1:24:42Speaker 5: his eyes. And we're going to play this song in
- 1:24:46Speaker 5: honor of Anna.
- 1:24:48Speaker 1: PD made this this morning. I believe to use as
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: a sound drop.
- 1:24:54Speaker 4: Wait, Petey, are you okay? Do you need help walking?
- 1:24:56Speaker 4: You said oof. You said oof.
- 1:25:00Speaker 2: I believe the idea was that because in his mind,
- 1:25:04Speaker 2: Anna was going to be around for a long time.
- 1:25:05Speaker 1: He was going to be using this in future episodes.
- 1:25:08Speaker 1: Good night, diva. Go to sleep. Strawberry shortcake, now the
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: task is too tall for strawberries.
- 1:25:27Speaker 2: I could already hear PD now. He'd be like, and
- 1:25:29Speaker 2: you know what, Bran? Hit the sound drop because the
- 1:25:32Speaker 2: main character of.
- 1:25:33Speaker 1: The season, Anna. And here we go. Anna won the challenge.
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: But nope. Anna's gone. And so are we. Sorry for
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: the chaotic episode.
- 1:25:44Speaker 2: For the sanctuary this week, it'll be me, PD, and Bran.
- 1:25:47Speaker 2: And Bran will be giving his thoughts on the episode.
- 1:25:49Speaker 2: And we'll be finalizing those trades if we're going to
- 1:25:51Speaker 2: do any trades. See you guys next week.