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Billy is on fire! Cook Islands Ep 1 · Making The Merge - Survivor Podcast

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Speaker 1: Put your clothes on, Fatty, You're not the island Hota
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Speaker 1: dam Fatty wants.
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Speaker 2: To see your junk. That was Jeff Probs to everyone,
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Speaker 2: Jeff Probe sing a song called put your clothes on,
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Speaker 2: Fatty on what platform? So, and this is what we're
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Speaker 2: gonna get into because everybody.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, welcome to the first episode of Making the Merged
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Speaker 3: time Machine.
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Speaker 4: I was thinking, you know, I was like, we're gonna
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Speaker 4: do a new theme song. I was thinking, like like back.
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Speaker 2: To the Future music singing. Yeah, all right, So I
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Speaker 2: was just let's probably end up getting an official theme
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Speaker 2: song for this show eventually. But because this episode is
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Speaker 2: the we're gonna be breaking down the first episode of
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Speaker 2: Survivor Cook Island.
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Speaker 3: Cook Island, For what reason did you feel the need
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Speaker 3: to start with the Jeff Probe's fat shame?
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Speaker 2: Because Jeff Probes did an episode of Mad TV to
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Speaker 2: promote Cook Islands the Race War season, where he proceeded
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Speaker 2: to put out a bunch of songs, one of which
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Speaker 2: we'll get to in a moment is the most racist
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Speaker 2: thing I've ever heard.
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Speaker 3: Okay, and I think we should go ahead and address this. Yes,
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Speaker 3: we're gonna talk about this a lot. You called it
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Speaker 3: the race war season. I don't know if I would
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Speaker 3: like to call it that. Every time we talked.
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Speaker 4: About we call it occasionally. And I think it's also
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Speaker 4: important to bring up the fact that in Fast and Furious,
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Speaker 4: too okay, they're too fast, too fast, too furious. I
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Speaker 4: think it's too fast to Furious. Yeah, because so too fast,
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Speaker 4: too furious. You know, Vin Diesel's barely in that movie.
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Speaker 2: They go to a race. What's the race called? Race?
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Speaker 2: Is it really fun? So?
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Speaker 4: I don't know how that's related to this season of Survivor,
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Speaker 4: but if it might, they can do it, we can
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Speaker 4: do it.
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Speaker 2: It wouldn't surprise me. We didn't do this three white
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Speaker 2: guys talking about Survivor. Didn't you come up racially ambiguous?
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Speaker 2: Is what I prefer.
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Speaker 4: I just think they did this to themselves, the folks
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Speaker 4: that Survivor did this to them.
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Speaker 2: So it gets crazy and we're gonna talk about it.
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Speaker 3: And the fans of our show did this to us,
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Speaker 3: and we gave them four options and they're like, we're
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Speaker 3: gonna make them talk about the split them up by
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Speaker 3: race season.
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Speaker 4: So and I'm bummed because I was three episodes end
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Speaker 4: of this season when the vote took place, and so
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Speaker 4: then I had to stop.
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Speaker 2: Brand go ahead and say your thoughts on do you
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Speaker 2: think it was a good idea to separate the tribes
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Speaker 2: by race? Yeah?
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Speaker 5: I did.
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Speaker 2: Great tv PD, What.
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Speaker 3: Do you think I also, I think it made for
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Speaker 3: a good It made for a compelling season. A lot
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Speaker 3: of great characters came out of this one.
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Speaker 4: No one in their heart of hearts hates this idea
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Speaker 4: for a television show.
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Speaker 2: Here's a season of Survivor. I loved it when I
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Speaker 2: first went to it. Every season, right.
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Speaker 3: No, but the reason why I loved it the first
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Speaker 3: time I watched through this was because I was like,
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Speaker 3: usually we only get one to two Asian people or
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Speaker 3: black people.
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Speaker 2: Tops. I'm glad you brought that up because that was
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Speaker 2: Jeff Probe's argument. Okay, so why don't we go ahead
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Speaker 2: and I'm gonna I'm gonna give a little backstore out here.
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Speaker 2: We're gonna have a lot to talk about this episode
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Speaker 2: before we even start into the episode, because it's bat
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Speaker 2: insane everything that happens before this. Okay, we might spend
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Speaker 2: more time on this than that episode. Yeah. So basically,
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Speaker 2: this season was announced at the live finale of the
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Speaker 2: previous season, like always, Immediately it started causing backlash online.
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Speaker 2: There were rumors that sponsors were pulling out, like it
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Speaker 2: was a big deal. It was a hot topic. What
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Speaker 2: year was this. It was season seventeen, so season so
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Speaker 2: this would have been I think, oh six.
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Speaker 3: Okay, this is the first one I remember watching on TV.
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Speaker 3: You watched it love, yes, yeah, two thousand and six,
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Speaker 3: so this is my third time watching this season.
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Speaker 2: So immediately controversy. Right before the season airs, Jeff Probes
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Speaker 2: does a press run to try to defend the show
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Speaker 2: and to you know, convince people to still watch.
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Speaker 4: And he still wouldn't come on our podcast. It's unbelievable.
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Speaker 4: I was seven years old when this happened. Hey, Jeff,
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Speaker 4: you think it's a good idea.
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Speaker 2: So this is this clip that brand's about to play.
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Speaker 2: It's a little it's about a minute and a half long.
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Speaker 2: This is Jeff defending the season. Why they did it
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Speaker 2: to the view? Oh, go ahead and go ahead hit it, Brandon.
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Speaker 5: Okay, we were getting bored, We were we were running
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Speaker 5: out of ideas that were really fresh. One of the
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Speaker 5: ideas that came up is what are we criticized for?
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Speaker 5: We're criticized all the time for the show not being
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Speaker 5: representative of America being too white.
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Speaker 2: That's true. So then put blacks and whites on the
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Speaker 2: same team, just bring.
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Speaker 1: More diversity, and why do they have to be separated, Like, well,
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Speaker 1: that's one American.
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Speaker 5: That was original idea was let's just have a very
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Speaker 5: ethnically diverse cast, in Mark Burnett's words, the biggest in
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Speaker 5: the history of TV. It was when we started bringing
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Speaker 5: people in and started talking that we realized as as
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Speaker 5: as a group, Hispanic culture, there's a lot of pride,
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Speaker 5: there's a lot of ethnic prize. The Olympics.
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Speaker 2: Yes, didn't you.
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Speaker 1: Lose a lot of advertisers because of this concept?
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Speaker 2: You know what?
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Speaker 5: That is absolutely, to the best of my knowledge, been misinformation.
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Speaker 5: I was told GM, for instance, pulled out months before
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Speaker 5: we even came up with the creative decision to do this,
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Speaker 5: and we've got a full slatest sponsors. I don't know why.
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Speaker 2: I think it's a great idea. I don't know why,
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Speaker 2: but I think it would be interesting. You know, it
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Speaker 2: would be a bad idea. It would be to assume
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Speaker 2: that every single person in those groups is essentially a racist, right, Well,
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Speaker 2: it doesn't mean that they are. It's just that, you know,
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Speaker 2: we fought all.
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Speaker 4: Of these years for integration and now we have segregation
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Speaker 4: on television.
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Speaker 2: I just don't think it's right.
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Speaker 5: Well, here's what I get that. I get that the
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Speaker 5: initial reaction when you hear it. I understand the flinch
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Speaker 5: and like, well, I don't know if this is right
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Speaker 5: or not. That The feeling I have is he you
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Speaker 5: have to watch how we did it and what happens,
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Speaker 5: and b it's just like what you what what you
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Speaker 5: said about with Damon? You know, I'm uncomfortable watching that
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Speaker 5: and he said, that's why we're doing it, And you
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Speaker 5: guys have hot topics and it's uncomfortable to listen to
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Speaker 5: you guys.
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Speaker 2: I don't know who the winner is, but if the
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Speaker 2: winner is white.
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Speaker 5: And why yeah, exactly incorrect. I don't know.
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Speaker 2: Would you like to know the funniest part of this?
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Speaker 2: You have to cut it off there, man, I'd listen
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Speaker 2: to that whole up. Would you like to know the
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Speaker 2: funniest part of that whole episode of you instead of us?
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Speaker 2: The funniest part about that episode of the view, all
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Speaker 2: of those four hosts, white ladies talking about how they
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Speaker 2: need they didn't add whoop yet? No, this is two
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Speaker 2: thousand and six, they had Rosy o'dos Did they have
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Speaker 2: Sharon Osbourne? No? No, it was before that too, Candice Cameron.
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Speaker 2: I don't know who that is. Elizabeth Elizabeth Hasselbeck. Dude, guys,
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Speaker 2: how much view did you? Guys? I don't know, but yeah,
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Speaker 2: Jeff is defending the race War Season four, White Women,
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Speaker 2: Daytime Television. Rosie, I don't love the idea.
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Speaker 4: Rosie loved the show. She was still a fan of
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Speaker 4: Survivor at this point. I assume every.
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Speaker 2: Plan was So here's some more backstory of how this
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Speaker 2: even happened, right, what would who came up with this
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Speaker 2: idea to separate the tribes by race? Well, there was
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Speaker 2: an email sent in to a different Survivor podcast several
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Speaker 2: several years ago, claiming to be someone that was like
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Speaker 2: involved in production back then. Okay, and this is what
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Speaker 2: that email essentially said. I can't wait, wait, hold on,
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Speaker 2: do you know what podcast? It was? Survivor historians. Okay,
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Speaker 2: and we believe this to be true from everything I
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Speaker 2: looked like, backed checking wise, they seem to take it
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Speaker 2: as a serious.
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Speaker 4: Historians are pretty uh yeah, trust it's not them that
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Speaker 4: I don't trust it because he's also he told me
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Speaker 4: Casey Anthony was going to be on Traders.
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Speaker 2: And but Chase. There was rumors going around that Casey
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Speaker 2: Anthony was gonna be on Trader. That'd be incredible. No,
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Speaker 2: it wouldn't be guys as the only one here from Florida.
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Speaker 3: No, you don't get to speak for all of Florida.
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Speaker 3: I think Casey Anthony would be good on TV. It
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Speaker 3: sounds like okay.
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Speaker 2: Uh so, Mark, this is what the email essentially said.
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Speaker 2: Mark Burnett originally wanted the race separation idea for The Apprentice,
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Speaker 2: which was Donald Trump's reality shut it down, but NBC
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Speaker 2: mixed the idea because they did not want to risk
8:43
Speaker 2: one of their few hit shows going down because of
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Speaker 2: a controversial twist. So CBS said, I we'll do it,
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Speaker 2: because they were far less reliant on Survivor's ratings because
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Speaker 2: of all of the other hit shows that they had
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Speaker 2: at the time. Jeff Probes agreed to the idea because
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Speaker 2: it was This was during the part where Jeff was
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Speaker 2: getting sick of Survivor and he wanted to be done
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Speaker 2: with it right, so he thought it would be a
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Speaker 2: good way to go out with a bang.
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Speaker 4: This is what four or five seasons before he becomes
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Speaker 4: like an EP and it starts getting.
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Speaker 2: It's before I think it's Gabond, I could get bone
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Speaker 2: gabone when he threatens to quit and they make him
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Speaker 2: an executive producer and show runner stuff. So he basically
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Speaker 2: wanted this to ruin the show. Supposedly, this is all
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Speaker 2: allegedly right. CBS's main worry was that they were going
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Speaker 2: to get to the Merge without any of the minority
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Speaker 2: groups present, and so that you know, that wouldn't be possible. Well,
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Speaker 2: that was their fear. This are the producers the higher ups,
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Speaker 2: right or very at the very least very little, Yeah, right, Yeah,
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Speaker 2: they didn't want it to be because I mean, how many.
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Speaker 2: So there's twenty castaways the merge, so yeah, ten people
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Speaker 2: make the merge, so it starts with six on each tribe, right, right,
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Speaker 2: So if you have six white guys at merge, five
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Speaker 2: on each. Yeah, we don't not do math anyway. That
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Speaker 2: was their fear. But Jeff was more than happy to
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Speaker 2: let things play out, because you know, I think he
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Speaker 2: was kind of one the ship we go down. CBS
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Speaker 2: and production were freaking out after some stuff that happens
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Speaker 2: in the first few episodes of the show. It got
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Speaker 2: to the point where even Jeff started to get worried
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Speaker 2: that maybe maybe this wasn't gonna just in survive, it
10:23
Speaker 2: might ruin his career. Uh So there were very there
10:26
Speaker 2: were many high level meetings about bringing in more producers
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Speaker 2: to figure out how to fix the show as it's shooting.
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Speaker 2: Can't do that. They thought about just ending production halfway
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Speaker 2: through the season, cutting all the contestants to check for
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Speaker 2: a million dollars to sign an NDA, and just riding
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Speaker 2: it out and being like, we're done. I don't know
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Speaker 2: if I believe this. There were several different sources that
10:50
Speaker 2: said that kind of stuff, but a million to each
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Speaker 2: of them. Just now this next part. I don't understand
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Speaker 2: what Jeff was thinking. Okay, I don't understand what Jeff
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Speaker 2: if he wanted the show to get canceled, he was
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Speaker 2: doing good. But yeah, this song comes up. I mean, dude,
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Speaker 2: I can't so if.
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Speaker 4: It's what I think it is, it is what I
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Speaker 4: brought to the uh probably the jeffisode. Yes, you recall
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Speaker 4: I brought each brought the most out of context Jeff
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Speaker 4: Probs quotes, and I brought a song that I is
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Speaker 4: related to this season.
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Speaker 2: I will lead into the song with this statement made
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Speaker 2: by Jeff promoting the new season. Mm hmm. As to
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Speaker 2: any incidents of bigotry, Jeff wouldn't comment, saying that's the
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Speaker 2: reason you would tune in to see how it all
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Speaker 2: plays out, and tune in. We shout this Thursday at
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Speaker 2: eight pm Eastern on CBS, and here's a.
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Speaker 5: Song about this season's racially divided tribes that I sing
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Speaker 5: with my dear friend, Queen Latine.
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Speaker 2: Then she is taking down my head Latin solder to
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Speaker 2: them occasion.
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Speaker 1: Thank god there ain't no Indians because they's count for
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Speaker 1: you within the night.
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Speaker 5: Maybe this wasn't such a good.
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Speaker 6: Idea My nails done?
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Speaker 2: Where them girls from Korea? Dude, I'm very uncomfortable. It's crazy.
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Speaker 2: I only played the first part and hear the rest
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Speaker 2: of it. I was like, I got what I need.
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Speaker 2: Here's here's one thing I thought was interesting about it, Jeff,
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Speaker 2: make sure that the really racist lines are said by
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Speaker 2: the actress in this. It's nice that we had the equalizer.
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Speaker 2: It wasn't actually Queen Lava. It was a very very
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Speaker 2: very not nice depiction of Queen latinas was on Mad
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Speaker 2: the sketch ends with this Queen Latifa but not here
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Speaker 2: clapping him with her tits. Oh yeah, it's insane, Jeff.
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Speaker 2: This is bro an episode of Mad TV that's all
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Speaker 2: about promoting survivor Cook Islands Chase. You know, we want
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Speaker 2: CBS to like us. I don't care. They did this.
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Speaker 2: They did this, they did they I didn't do this, well,
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Speaker 2: Jeff did this the specific thing right? What shows this?
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Speaker 2: This is this?
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Speaker 4: This proves the uh, I don't know how people they
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Speaker 4: contain multitudes because this same guy at some point decided
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Speaker 4: I won't say come on in guys anymore. Right right, right, right,
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Speaker 4: we contain multitudes. And clearly I think Jeff has uh.
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Speaker 4: I don't think Jeff would do this today, even if
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Speaker 4: it was like a thing that Mad TV was doing.
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Speaker 4: I think Jeff would be like, hey, maybe this isn't
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Speaker 4: He wouldn't do this today.
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Speaker 3: Not a great not a great bit, Grandpa, Jeff would
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Speaker 3: not do this.
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Speaker 2: I think that what the idea was, because Mad TV
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Speaker 2: did an entire episode in Cook Islands. I think the
13:52
Speaker 2: idea was that they were going to try to be
13:55
Speaker 2: in on the joke so that people be like, oh,
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Speaker 2: they know that it was a pretty crazy thing. To
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Speaker 2: do this. Like, so that's not even the craziest sketch
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Speaker 2: that comes out of that episode. There's a Matt TV sketch. Worst. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna play the whole Mad TV sketches because
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Speaker 2: there were so many of them. They were very long.
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Speaker 2: But like I mean, you see Key and peel because
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Speaker 2: this is Matt TV's so keen peeler in these sketches
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Speaker 2: on the Black tribe, Bobby Lee, who is now extremely famous,
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Speaker 2: he was on the Asian tribe, and they're all perpetuating
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Speaker 2: stereotypes extremely Uh. Here, this is a sound drop from
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Speaker 2: the beginning of the episode where they're talking about survivor
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Speaker 2: Cook Islands. This is a comedian pretending to be Jeff
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Speaker 2: Probes hit it Brandon Boy, African Americans, Asian American, Mexican American,
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Speaker 2: and real American. It's just stuff like that constyle. Who
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Speaker 2: was the comedian? Dude, I didn't know that guy, but
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Speaker 2: he kind of looked like Jeff.
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Speaker 3: You know what, let's react to that whole episode and
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Speaker 3: put it up behind a paywall and call it like
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Speaker 3: watch us die inside.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, it's it's insane. So yeah, that's kind of
15:02
Speaker 2: everything that I have when it comes to the Okay,
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Speaker 2: we're time the pre preseason. I've got some fun facts
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Speaker 2: that are less give me crazy, Yeah, give me that question.
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Speaker 2: So seventeen out of the twenty contestants were recruited for
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Speaker 2: this season, meaning they did not audition.
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Speaker 4: Something that apparently was a lot more, A lot more.
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Speaker 4: What's the word I'm looking for? Controversial?
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Speaker 2: Common? Common? Yep, a lot more. Who's that rapper? A
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Speaker 2: lot more common?
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Speaker 4: In the early days of Surat they don't do it anymore,
15:38
Speaker 4: but apparently a lot of players early on were recruited, Yes,
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Speaker 4: through like casting calls and like even through like I
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Speaker 4: think season thirty they were recruiting.
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Speaker 2: It makes sense only Jenny, Stephanie and Cowboy auditioned for
15:53
Speaker 2: the show. And here's a quote from Jeff about that situation.
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Speaker 2: Once we decided that we are going to have the
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Speaker 2: most ethnically diverse cast in the history of TV as
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Speaker 2: far as I know, it required us to go out
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Speaker 2: and find these people because we don't have many minorities
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Speaker 2: that applied to the show. I don't believe that. I
16:09
Speaker 2: don't believe either. So we did go So this is
16:11
Speaker 2: this is the part of May we left. So we
16:12
Speaker 2: did go to church groups and went to cultural centers.
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Speaker 2: It was literally the biggest casting endeavor we've done in
16:17
Speaker 2: thirteen seasons. We go into the Hispanic community and we
16:21
Speaker 2: start finding people who think, Wow, Survivor sounds like a
16:24
Speaker 2: very cool idea. You mean, I live on my own,
16:27
Speaker 2: I get to build shelter and fish, and I could
16:29
Speaker 2: win a million dollars the result of all that hard work.
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Speaker 2: This is the most fresh, diverse, interesting group of people
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Speaker 2: with completely varied backgrounds that I think we have had
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Speaker 2: since season one.
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Speaker 3: What does Jeff going into the Hispanic community entail.
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Speaker 2: I don't know. It kind of sounds like they just
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Speaker 2: went to churches in predominantly like Hispanic areas areas and
16:50
Speaker 2: we're like, hey, anybody want to be on the show.
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Speaker 4: He's saying, I can't believe. He said, we just don't
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Speaker 4: have many minorities applying. I don't believe that, because at
16:58
Speaker 4: this point Survivor.
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Speaker 2: Was a huge It was the biggest. It was like
17:03
Speaker 2: on television.
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Speaker 4: You're telling me the cultural phenomenon that was Survivor in
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Speaker 4: the early two thousands was only whites people watching.
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Speaker 2: It is no way, no way. Yeah, I agree with you.
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Speaker 2: I have more fun facts but we can actually just
17:18
Speaker 2: start getting into the episode.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, we could start with how much cooler
17:23
Speaker 3: the intro is than it is you know the era.
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Speaker 4: I mean, guys, I talked about it when we were
17:30
Speaker 4: talking about like what we're hoping to see in sixty fifty,
17:33
Speaker 4: and it is this type of intro, Like I don't
17:36
Speaker 4: know how you watch Survivor and look at one season
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Speaker 4: where it's this mad dash off a boat.
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Speaker 2: Got a paddles to the island versus hey, you in
17:45
Speaker 2: the front, what's your name?
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Speaker 4: And be like the beach introductions way like it's not
17:52
Speaker 4: better TV.
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Speaker 2: It's just not And for like, I don't I don't.
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Speaker 4: Know the reasoning behind moving away from this type of
18:02
Speaker 4: opening to a season, but whatever it is, Jeff is
18:06
Speaker 4: lying to himself if he says that it's better TV,
18:10
Speaker 4: it's just fundamentally not.
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Speaker 2: Better to And I don't even well, so I do
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Speaker 2: know that the reason they do they don't give the
18:18
Speaker 2: cast anything up front anymore, Like in this one they
18:21
Speaker 2: got handed chickens and tools.
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but it's twenty six days versus thirty nine, right,
18:25
Speaker 4: so they don't do that anymore.
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Speaker 2: So maybe the thought was, like it feels redundant to
18:28
Speaker 2: just throw them off a boat and make them swim
18:30
Speaker 2: to shore. But I would rather to watch.
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Speaker 3: I like it better than they all just show up
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Speaker 3: and then like stand before Jeff they're God and praise him.
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Speaker 4: Because it's not even like it's not even every season
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Speaker 4: starts off with hey, here's some supplies, grab and get them.
18:45
Speaker 4: Some of them is just hey, here's a map. That's
18:47
Speaker 4: good luck getting to your thing, or they could even
18:50
Speaker 4: do that be the first challenge. Yeah, it is a
18:52
Speaker 4: race to the shore, That's what I'm saying, Like, that's
18:54
Speaker 4: the type of thing we need to start season fifty with.
18:58
Speaker 4: It feels like Originals, but you have like all these
19:01
Speaker 4: different players from different seasons, half of which new Era.
19:05
Speaker 4: But and it's like but it still at least gives like, hey,
19:08
Speaker 4: we're celebrated, like and we all know we're still gonna
19:11
Speaker 4: have some of those challenges that we've become familiar.
19:14
Speaker 2: With and new Era and that's fine, but to like
19:18
Speaker 2: at least incorporate the way that they can start the.
19:22
Speaker 3: Chaos allows for something like Jonathan Penner to steal Yule's chicken.
19:28
Speaker 2: Stole the chicken, stole the chicken.
19:31
Speaker 4: But it's a great great intro, great opening, and like
19:34
Speaker 4: there's something so fun about the chaos going on around.
19:38
Speaker 2: Jeff probes as he walks on the boat and it's.
19:41
Speaker 4: Like, look, well we've done this season. It's gonna be wild.
19:45
Speaker 4: Like it's great, it's.
19:46
Speaker 2: So fun, Like it's just so chaotic, and then you.
19:48
Speaker 4: Have Jeff acting like there's nothing going on around and
19:50
Speaker 4: it's just awesome.
19:51
Speaker 2: I liked when he was when there was two people.
19:53
Speaker 2: Time was up and there's still like two people on
19:55
Speaker 2: the boat and he was like.
19:56
Speaker 6: Get overboard, ye, get overboard, and I for what it's
20:01
Speaker 6: worth the the mad TV when he's talking about the
20:06
Speaker 6: four tribes, yeah, I literally did write down that.
20:08
Speaker 4: Jeff paused before saying African Americans.
20:12
Speaker 2: There's a lot of African guess there's a lot like
20:17
Speaker 2: that this episode.
20:19
Speaker 3: But there were a couple of good quotes while they
20:20
Speaker 3: were like on their way to their islands. So Ozzie,
20:24
Speaker 3: he said, my first thought when I saw the tribes
20:26
Speaker 3: were split right along racial lines, I said, God, this
20:29
Speaker 3: is going to be hard. And then we had poverty
20:32
Speaker 3: saying different ethnic groups. Is that kosher? I don't know,
20:35
Speaker 3: but it's a cool social experiment.
20:37
Speaker 2: I think when they were doing that little segment where
20:40
Speaker 2: they were they essentially took one person from each tribe
20:43
Speaker 2: and was like, what do you think about this season?
20:46
Speaker 2: You could tell that Yule did not with this idea. Yeah,
20:51
Speaker 2: he like he said that he was afraid it was
20:53
Speaker 2: going to perpetuate stereotypes or characters of the different races. Brother.
20:56
Speaker 2: He did not look happy. But and then we got
20:58
Speaker 2: Cowboy doing the stereo right meet Cowboy Bud. And then
21:03
Speaker 2: Jenny also was not like the whole uh. I can't
21:09
Speaker 2: remember the name of the tribe, but the Asian trupe.
21:11
Speaker 2: They did not enjoy the fact because they just found
21:14
Speaker 2: out on the boat. But it didn't seem like super
21:17
Speaker 2: upset about it. I think that they were trying to
21:19
Speaker 2: be cool, but it seemed like they were not happy
21:21
Speaker 2: about it, which I don't think I would have been
21:22
Speaker 2: happy about it. Cowboys pumped.
21:24
Speaker 4: Cowboys, Cowboys doing great. Get to teach these kids stuff,
21:28
Speaker 4: It's gonna be great. Cowboys hilarious.
21:31
Speaker 2: And I also love.
21:32
Speaker 4: Ozzy gets on the island and within five minutes finds
21:35
Speaker 4: a tree to close. It's like, let me show showcase
21:39
Speaker 4: my skills. Right here, right now is my favorite survivor
21:42
Speaker 4: player of Bolt. I hear a lot of hype about
21:44
Speaker 4: and this is my early hot take. I hear a
21:46
Speaker 4: lot of hype about Ozzie currently I don't get it. Yeah,
21:51
Speaker 4: and like I, I have seen two more episodes from
21:54
Speaker 4: this season and I don't get it yet. But I'm
21:58
Speaker 4: ready to be blown away by all that Aussie is.
22:01
Speaker 2: Remember he does several seasons, so it doesn't necessarily even
22:04
Speaker 2: mean that this.
22:04
Speaker 4: When I felt the same way about Boston Robb the
22:06
Speaker 4: first season Boston Robbers, and I was like, I don't
22:08
Speaker 4: understand why everybody's freaking out about Boston Robb.
22:11
Speaker 2: But then all stars just like oh, and then you're like, oh,
22:13
Speaker 2: this guy's he's the greatest guy. Yeah. Did you not
22:15
Speaker 2: see him climb the tree? I saw him, yes, of course,
22:18
Speaker 2: very impressively. That you were hook line Sinker who was
22:23
Speaker 2: kicking the coconuts with his feet holding onto the branches,
22:26
Speaker 2: with his Billy's fumbling around. You know, he's like, I'm
22:30
Speaker 2: gonna make a toilet. I climbed trees. You know what
22:35
Speaker 2: was Billy.
22:35
Speaker 3: He's like the first thing Billy said is I'm gonna
22:37
Speaker 3: make a toilet.
22:38
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna It was like all right, guys,
22:42
Speaker 2: when you start making a shelter, I don't know how
22:43
Speaker 2: to make a toilet. Yeah, everybody's looking like what He's like,
22:47
Speaker 2: I'll show you how to do it later, But you know, Billy,
22:50
Speaker 2: I I that was Billy's first mistake is going on
22:56
Speaker 2: the island and the first acting like.
23:00
Speaker 4: He knows how to do things, but then clearly not
23:03
Speaker 4: knowing how to do things. It's like the opposite approach
23:06
Speaker 4: of people who are natural leaders, but they're like, I'm
23:09
Speaker 4: not gonna lead because I don't want to be a target.
23:12
Speaker 4: Billy's like, I know I can't do this, but I'm
23:15
Speaker 4: going to tell them that I can and hope.
23:17
Speaker 2: That they keep me around for for a while. Would
23:21
Speaker 2: you guys like to know some behind the scenes stuff
23:23
Speaker 2: about Billy Garcia. I know that I'm gonna I hope
23:26
Speaker 2: to get him on the show. Yeah. I want to
23:28
Speaker 2: talk to Billy more than anything in the world. So
23:30
Speaker 2: I followed him earlier, trying to get his attention. Great
23:32
Speaker 2: great T shirts. I think it's feasible because Billy Garcia
23:36
Speaker 2: not only is he in like a metal band, metal
23:38
Speaker 2: bands still touring, he is a former professional wrestler who,
23:43
Speaker 2: in fact, he had a Survivor wrestling match with Johnny
23:47
Speaker 2: Fairfa and I've got a link to it here. It's
23:51
Speaker 2: a full match. Wow, well this is like a ten
23:53
Speaker 2: minute How long did they go? It's a two minute
23:55
Speaker 2: highlight reel. I don't know how long you go. It's
23:57
Speaker 2: a tag team mess. Three minutes. It couldn't have been
24:00
Speaker 2: more than five. Here's what's interesting. So it's Billy Garcia
24:03
Speaker 2: and he's teaming up with mister Terrific whoever that is.
24:07
Speaker 2: Johnny Fairplay is teaming up with mis or wonderful coach
24:12
Speaker 2: Dodson and interesting. I mean, we see them bumping around.
24:16
Speaker 2: They took some bumps. Fair Play and Billy Garcia they're
24:20
Speaker 2: they're they're wrestling for real, and it's hilarious. It's so bad.
24:24
Speaker 3: We need a list of all the things like related
24:26
Speaker 3: to this season for us to put up in the Patreon.
24:29
Speaker 2: I'd watch a match, Yeah, I watched the match. Yeah,
24:32
Speaker 2: we'll do a Patreon exclusive React episode where we can
24:34
Speaker 2: watch that stuff. I got it all right here. But
24:37
Speaker 2: I also have another fun fact about Billy. But I'm
24:38
Speaker 2: gonna wait till we talk about the first challenge.
24:40
Speaker 3: Yeah, or we could wait until we get him on
24:42
Speaker 3: the show, manifesting that.
24:43
Speaker 2: That's exactly right.
24:44
Speaker 4: But I do think early on Jonathan is a favorite
24:48
Speaker 4: for me.
24:49
Speaker 2: Jonathan Pinner, though, who I knew, is the guy who
24:52
Speaker 2: plays fran Jesher's husband in the first episode of The Nanny.
24:55
Speaker 2: Sure h, he's an awesome player. He steals the chicken.
24:58
Speaker 2: As we've talked about it, I thought it was very
25:01
Speaker 2: funny when he talks about stealing the chicken. He's very
25:04
Speaker 2: careful to say that he stole the chicken from the
25:06
Speaker 2: Green team. He doesn't want to say Asian team. He
25:10
Speaker 2: kind of hesitated for the Green team. And then what
25:18
Speaker 2: was was it? Flicka? Dudey? What was so amazing? Right?
25:25
Speaker 2: He steals a chicken? We put chickens under box. It
25:29
Speaker 2: is they reproduced quickly because they got two chickens. I
25:32
Speaker 2: think they had one and then they stole one. Does
25:34
Speaker 2: anyone know her real name? Flickah?
25:39
Speaker 4: And for some reton I still don't know why Flicka
25:42
Speaker 4: goes over and just lives from the box to take
25:45
Speaker 4: up and then it's like, flick would you like far away.
25:54
Speaker 2: Screaming in third person?
25:56
Speaker 4: I like, and no one there's no like in interview
26:00
Speaker 4: or confessional about what she.
26:02
Speaker 2: Was thinking no. But we do get a confessional from
26:05
Speaker 2: Pinner about what he thinks about it, and he goes,
26:08
Speaker 2: he's very upset. He goes, I'm very upset with Flicka,
26:10
Speaker 2: and you know I can forgive her or maybe I won't.
26:12
Speaker 3: Yeah, Flicka, I liked when they met. And she's like,
26:16
Speaker 3: my friends call me Flicka. And he goes, oh, yeah,
26:18
Speaker 3: I like that my friend Flicka. That's easy to remember
26:21
Speaker 3: or something like that. Yeah, yeah, I think it's a movie,
26:24
Speaker 3: is it? Because then she goes, I've never seen that movie.
26:26
Speaker 3: Oh well, I hope I've never seen that, Flick. I
26:29
Speaker 3: think it was just a bad pun.
26:31
Speaker 2: Oh we could someone google my friend Flicka, I mean
26:35
Speaker 2: someone in the common week. We gotta, we gotta. It's
26:39
Speaker 2: a movie. I'm assuming she.
26:41
Speaker 4: Had the nickname Flicka before the Yeah, for sure, for sure.
26:44
Speaker 2: But it's based on the children's novel My friend Flicka. Well,
26:48
Speaker 2: there you go. That novel is from nineteen forty one,
26:51
Speaker 2: and guys, we're gonna read that for the Patriot. Oh
26:59
Speaker 2: it's funny. I did love.
27:04
Speaker 4: Pet Poverty is her name? Poverity Parity. Poverty was like
27:10
Speaker 4: when they show up and they're like, yeah, we we
27:12
Speaker 4: kicked ass today and then Jonathan's like, yeah.
27:16
Speaker 2: Can we talk about that for a second.
27:18
Speaker 4: And I love when people do that, when somebody says
27:21
Speaker 4: something like, hey, I really think you like we did
27:24
Speaker 4: a good job, and they're.
27:25
Speaker 2: Like, let's talk about that, and they're like, that's what
27:28
Speaker 2: I did.
27:29
Speaker 4: I was doing here, but can we talk about that
27:32
Speaker 4: for a second, and then they proceed to cut away
27:34
Speaker 4: and don't let them talk about it for a second.
27:36
Speaker 4: But that was that was great, And I will say I.
27:42
Speaker 2: You know, it's tough.
27:43
Speaker 4: It's tough to hear five white people chant whities that
27:48
Speaker 4: I was just flicking.
27:50
Speaker 2: It was just she's like to get it. She tries
27:53
Speaker 2: to get something started. Yeah, and why man don't love it?
27:58
Speaker 2: I mean, so that was first day for Flick. They're
28:02
Speaker 2: in an uncomfortable situation that they didn't they were just
28:05
Speaker 2: like they just found out about. So I can see
28:08
Speaker 2: how that's difficult the other tribes. That's not how you
28:11
Speaker 2: handle it, handle it by going whitey.
28:15
Speaker 3: We need to talk about cowboy now on the green team,
28:19
Speaker 3: on the Green team.
28:20
Speaker 2: On the Cowboys.
28:24
Speaker 3: Incredible Cowboys, awesome, he can heal headaches, he survived.
28:28
Speaker 2: Can we talk about that? I haven't stopped thinking.
28:33
Speaker 5: Yet.
28:33
Speaker 2: I'm talking about that for a second.
28:36
Speaker 4: I haven't stopped thinking about cowboy uh getting the bad wind.
28:44
Speaker 2: By doing whatever and then just pulling it out of
28:48
Speaker 2: like the tip of the nose, and it worked. What
28:51
Speaker 2: I thought it was so funny about it works was
28:54
Speaker 2: like he would be talking about it and he would
28:56
Speaker 2: make it sound like it's crazy, right, he's got the
28:58
Speaker 2: bad wind. But then he would also back it up
29:00
Speaker 2: with science, did he Yeah, So he'd be like he'd
29:02
Speaker 2: be like, yeah, it really happens because the sinuses. It'll
29:05
Speaker 2: be like it's not in the back of the heads,
29:06
Speaker 2: not the eyes, the sinuses, and then you and so
29:11
Speaker 2: he's doing like real science where he's like, oh yeah,
29:14
Speaker 2: he's massaging the science.
29:16
Speaker 4: It's like when he starts going like he's going all yeah,
29:19
Speaker 4: and I don't even remember what the guy's name is,
29:21
Speaker 4: but he doesn't try to stop him at all. Like
29:25
Speaker 4: the first time somebody does that to the top of
29:27
Speaker 4: my nose, I'm gonna be like, hold lot, like what
29:29
Speaker 4: are you doing?
29:30
Speaker 2: He just lets it happen, getting the bad window his
29:33
Speaker 2: name Sean it might being the bad Windows. Should look
29:36
Speaker 2: that up because I don't want to get it wrong,
29:38
Speaker 2: but yeah.
29:40
Speaker 4: The bad somebody tell me have after seeing this episode?
29:44
Speaker 2: Did it?
29:45
Speaker 4: Has anyone tried to cure a headache a bed getting
29:48
Speaker 4: the bad wind out through that way and did it work?
29:50
Speaker 5: No?
29:50
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. And how
29:52
Speaker 2: is the like what's the trade out?
29:54
Speaker 4: Like they're sure the headache's gone, but you got the
29:55
Speaker 4: indicator for a day or two.
29:58
Speaker 3: I wondered if it was two things. You know, one
30:00
Speaker 3: belief is a powerful thing. That's true, But I wasn't
30:03
Speaker 3: sure he was buying.
30:04
Speaker 2: Yeah he didn't. He did seem skeptical, but like when
30:08
Speaker 2: he was young, I mean, it was crazy, is it? Brad?
30:11
Speaker 2: Is that his name? Brad? Is that okay?
30:14
Speaker 4: But if you go if you're like, my head hurts,
30:17
Speaker 4: but then you like punch someone in the nose.
30:21
Speaker 2: Now all you're thinking about is the pain in your mouth?
30:23
Speaker 2: Would be my second theory. That's not a bad theory.
30:26
Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's the next time somebody gets a headache,
30:29
Speaker 4: just to be like, hey, can you just punch me
30:31
Speaker 4: in the gut and like, let's just see if it
30:33
Speaker 4: works get that bad wind out?
30:35
Speaker 3: The cowboys said, He said that they didn't have antibiotics
30:39
Speaker 3: where he was from, so they just had to they
30:41
Speaker 3: had to figure it out.
30:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, Which it seems like he's a very old school
30:45
Speaker 2: kind of traditional guy, and he is a I mean,
30:47
Speaker 2: he makes a good point. They several people make a
30:49
Speaker 2: point in that tribe. I do think that the Green
30:52
Speaker 2: Tribe was not happy about the situation because they just
30:55
Speaker 2: lumped them up Asian Asian team, but they're all from different.
30:59
Speaker 4: And this since it's like lots of different cultures still
31:02
Speaker 4: in one and they just said are the same, right, Yeah,
31:07
Speaker 4: and then like come to find out episode one.
31:09
Speaker 2: No Team Latino. Sure, yeah, it's very true. But Cowboy,
31:15
Speaker 2: I think makes a makes a stark difference.
31:18
Speaker 4: I think they're the most interesting tribe right now because
31:21
Speaker 4: of that. Like you have, like I always love when
31:24
Speaker 4: you have like this older player on Survivor that kind
31:27
Speaker 4: of bucks against the system and you have this old
31:30
Speaker 4: school guy with these four younger people and he's like,
31:35
Speaker 4: I've gotta I gotta teach you a thing or two,
31:37
Speaker 4: which is just really fun.
31:38
Speaker 2: It's just it's really he ends.
31:40
Speaker 3: Up doing one of the smartest things I've ever seen
31:42
Speaker 3: in Survivor, at least at the time.
31:44
Speaker 2: Yeah. Later on, Yeah, it's a little episode, but unless
31:49
Speaker 2: you count the bad win thing is the smartest one.
31:51
Speaker 3: So you'll talking about cowboys, said, I wrote him off
31:54
Speaker 3: as a kook, but in between the nonsense is gyms
31:57
Speaker 3: and nuggets of information that are actually useful.
31:59
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
32:01
Speaker 4: I also loved when we go over to the and
32:05
Speaker 4: African American tribe.
32:08
Speaker 2: I don't remember his name.
32:10
Speaker 4: He is the guy, the bigger guy. Oh h yes,
32:15
Speaker 4: and he just needs a break.
32:18
Speaker 2: I need a break.
32:19
Speaker 4: And he goes over and he sits down and then
32:22
Speaker 4: he just yells out.
32:23
Speaker 2: I need a broad guys. I thought he was. I
32:29
Speaker 2: thought that whole tribe was doing a great job of
32:31
Speaker 2: just getting along, being a great group.
32:33
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was so f Sandra had a quote that
32:35
Speaker 3: I really liked when they were setting up the shelter
32:38
Speaker 3: and stuff. She said, it's not just that we're black,
32:40
Speaker 3: we're city slickers thrown into the barreness of life.
32:44
Speaker 2: That sounds so poetic. That's so funny about it because
32:46
Speaker 2: they get along so well.
32:48
Speaker 5: Yea.
32:48
Speaker 2: And at first you go, you know, the producers are
32:51
Speaker 2: probably like, well, they get along so well because they're
32:52
Speaker 2: all the same race. But it's like, no, you all
32:54
Speaker 2: pulled them from the same state. By the way, almost
32:57
Speaker 2: every single person that was cast on this sea is
33:00
Speaker 2: from California. Yeah, so they're all literally from the same place,
33:05
Speaker 2: and they're all around the same aide. That makes the
33:07
Speaker 2: whole thing seems like a facade. Yeah, I mean, obviously
33:11
Speaker 2: Cowboy is not from California. He's from by Vietnam and
33:14
Speaker 2: he lives in Virginia. Yeah.
33:17
Speaker 4: All of the people that they recruited, turns out they
33:19
Speaker 4: just went to one town. Yeah, it's just a different neighborhoods,
33:22
Speaker 4: just one neighborhood.
33:24
Speaker 2: And they were like, there's a fun people, right, So
33:27
Speaker 2: I thought that was interesting because they're like, you know,
33:30
Speaker 2: they get along so well. It's like, well, you pulled
33:32
Speaker 2: them from the same place and they're all the same age.
33:34
Speaker 3: And did you guys catch what seku means?
33:38
Speaker 2: No, it means warrior and leader. Nice, And that's why
33:43
Speaker 2: he took charge of the camp, I think to his detriment. Hey,
33:46
Speaker 2: they built a nice shelter, they did, and they were
33:48
Speaker 2: building a really bad one before he stepped into even
33:52
Speaker 2: though he called it low income housing. Dude, speaking of
33:57
Speaker 2: that tribe, Nate, is that his name, Nate Gonzales. Yes,
34:04
Speaker 2: he is so charismatic as you think you'd be on
34:07
Speaker 2: the other Hey, cut that cut, cut cut that. I
34:12
Speaker 2: feel like PD has been the most safe this whole episode,
34:14
Speaker 2: and then throws that one out. He's so charismatic it's
34:18
Speaker 2: insane that he doesn't come back again for another season. Yeah,
34:22
Speaker 2: and well, if we want to talk about something pretty
34:25
Speaker 2: wild is none of the African American castaways from the
34:28
Speaker 2: season ever returned, shocking deviment the Survivor the only returning
34:33
Speaker 2: players which we get a lot of legends in this season.
34:37
Speaker 2: Three White tribe members and then Ozzy. They return a bunch,
34:40
Speaker 2: but no one else from the other tribe. Ozzi climbs trees.
34:43
Speaker 2: I don't know, very exciting. What more do you need?
34:47
Speaker 2: He climbs tree. You can just wait because you haven't
34:49
Speaker 2: seen him in his prime. Brother. All I know is
34:52
Speaker 2: about Ozzy. It's spoiler alert. Ozzie climbs trees and throws challenges.
34:57
Speaker 2: Then that's what I know about.
34:59
Speaker 3: We've also talked you another thing, but that was after
35:03
Speaker 3: whatever what else.
35:04
Speaker 2: Do you want to do? I don't care about that.
35:06
Speaker 2: All I know is Ozzie climb trees and throws challenge.
35:09
Speaker 3: Now it's night time and I guess that's something that
35:12
Speaker 3: happens on Cook Islands, but it doesn't happen on Phetus.
35:14
Speaker 2: We all know that. But pretty crazy that we got
35:19
Speaker 2: to see them at night, right, We haven't seen that lately.
35:21
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is is pretty crazy. And there was a
35:23
Speaker 3: showmance brewing because Candace were well, I mean, they were
35:27
Speaker 3: all kind of next to each other, but.
35:29
Speaker 4: They were in Yeah, everybody knew they're snuggling.
35:34
Speaker 2: I got a quote from Adam here.
35:36
Speaker 3: Adam said, it does make the island more bearable to
35:39
Speaker 3: have some good looking girls, great looking girls. I'm attracted
35:42
Speaker 3: to Canvas a lot. He's a genius dude.
35:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, the thing about Candace being in a showmance, it
35:49
Speaker 2: kind of took me a back. I forgot about this
35:51
Speaker 2: because the Candace I remember is when because she comes
35:54
Speaker 2: back two more times. The third time that she comes out,
35:56
Speaker 2: the most recent time she's on Blood versus Water with
35:59
Speaker 2: her husband.
36:00
Speaker 4: And one thing that I want to ask you, guys
36:03
Speaker 4: who have seen more seasons of Survivor than I have,
36:05
Speaker 4: I'm more a lot, working.
36:06
Speaker 2: Way more few more than guys, so many more. I'm
36:10
Speaker 2: working on it, and I think I'm doing pretty good.
36:13
Speaker 2: But the job because I'm doing something.
36:19
Speaker 4: So I started obviously with I've seen forty sixty eight
36:25
Speaker 4: New Era, yes, seeing thirty thirty six Lives, And then
36:31
Speaker 4: I go back and I start at the beginning, and
36:33
Speaker 4: there is a lot of showmance. There's a lot of
36:38
Speaker 4: like talking about how cute people are and like that
36:42
Speaker 4: person's really hot, all this stuff where it's almost like
36:46
Speaker 4: it doesn't exist in the later seasons, like it's like
36:49
Speaker 4: a no no, like you're not allowed to even talk
36:54
Speaker 4: about being attracted to somebody, not about So that's what
36:57
Speaker 4: I was gonna ask, Like, point did that stop being
37:02
Speaker 4: a thing?
37:02
Speaker 2: That there was a big scandal that happens in season
37:06
Speaker 2: thirty nine. Okay, I believe where and I haven't seen
37:11
Speaker 2: the season yet, but i've heard about it. Someone I
37:13
Speaker 2: believe got ejected for like sexual harassment.
37:15
Speaker 4: Okay, but keep in mind that also happened in What's
37:19
Speaker 4: what season was that with the Yeah, yeah, but that
37:23
Speaker 4: was that was when anything but that was no one cares.
37:27
Speaker 3: Yeah, but this is consensual, So I mean there's no
37:31
Speaker 3: rule against.
37:32
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, are you allowed to I'm pretty sure. I
37:37
Speaker 2: don't know. Maybe they just aren't interested in that, like
37:40
Speaker 2: they're nerds. Now and yeah, everything's about strategy. It's like,
37:44
Speaker 2: come on, it's just a virgin. Yeah, just that it
37:47
Speaker 2: just now.
37:48
Speaker 4: Its like it's and we have longer than ever episodes.
37:51
Speaker 2: You would think at some point it would come up.
37:53
Speaker 4: But in that at least the three New Era seasons
37:56
Speaker 4: that I've seen, it has not been a thought.
37:59
Speaker 2: In Austin, I haven't seen d season. Yeah, kind of
38:02
Speaker 2: a kind of a show man's and they and she
38:04
Speaker 2: slits his throat. We go to the most exciting part
38:07
Speaker 2: of the show.
38:07
Speaker 3: Everybody's favorite part of the everybody's favorite part of the
38:11
Speaker 3: time machine.
38:13
Speaker 2: Guys, it is challenge time. So I'm not going super
38:19
Speaker 2: in depth on the challenge. Basically, it's an I did.
38:23
Speaker 2: It's a community and reward challenge. You get like some
38:27
Speaker 2: fishing gear and stuff and some flint if you come
38:30
Speaker 2: in second. What's interesting is there's four tribes. Four doesn't
38:33
Speaker 2: happen often.
38:34
Speaker 3: Seeing that many people. It's pretty crazy like that, and
38:36
Speaker 3: not have to get covered in mud.
38:38
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was also interesting that how are they gonna
38:40
Speaker 4: get birthed into the season of.
38:44
Speaker 2: A different way? Fire and I actually have a really
38:46
Speaker 2: interesting fact about that. That's my whole thing this season.
38:49
Speaker 4: I got fund that's Chase.
38:53
Speaker 2: Chase took a masterclass on something and he's like, I'm
38:56
Speaker 2: a fun fact. It's just he's a survivor for historian, right, Yeah,
39:01
Speaker 2: I nerd out on the history. Well, I guess I
39:03
Speaker 2: can't use that because that's a podcast.
39:05
Speaker 4: Actually, just listen to that podcast transcribes and then reads
39:09
Speaker 4: it verbados.
39:09
Speaker 2: I didn't I got good stuff this week? Guys? What
39:12
Speaker 2: I did? I texted p D last night and I
39:14
Speaker 2: was like, I had a long damn and go to bed.
39:16
Speaker 2: And then three hours later I was like I ended
39:18
Speaker 2: up deep diving all of the history of Yeah, like this,
39:22
Speaker 2: this kind of thing lights Chase up. Well that's the.
39:25
Speaker 4: Problem, Like with not having seen the season, I can't
39:28
Speaker 4: google this.
39:30
Speaker 2: Me twice only three times. That's important. I can't google
39:33
Speaker 2: the season. Uh, don't worry, becuse that's what I'm here for. Okay, thanks,
39:37
Speaker 2: Chase is Google. Chase is Google. No, don't be like
39:43
Speaker 2: my Alexa at home.
39:44
Speaker 4: Hey, Chase, tell me fun fact about survivor Cook Island.
39:47
Speaker 2: All right, I'll let you know. In one second, each
39:50
Speaker 2: tribe has to put together their boat. Wait. Google doesn't
39:53
Speaker 2: make you wait, Yeah, Alexa, let me hey, like, so
40:00
Speaker 2: what's the definition of patients one moment? Okay, So each
40:07
Speaker 2: tribe has to put together a boat. It's like a
40:10
Speaker 2: puzzle and it turns into a boat. Then you have
40:12
Speaker 2: to use that boat to row out to a barrel
40:14
Speaker 2: containing fire. They will have to light their torch and
40:18
Speaker 2: row back to shore. Here's where the fun fact is.
40:22
Speaker 2: Apparently in an interview that Billy Garcia did way back
40:27
Speaker 2: into Chad, Billy Garcia was accidentally caught on fire during
40:32
Speaker 2: that challenge and they didn't show it, and they didn't
40:34
Speaker 2: show it, and this is what he says, I'll tell
40:35
Speaker 2: you the whole story. What During the first immunity challenge,
40:39
Speaker 2: Christina went to step on a platform in the water
40:42
Speaker 2: that had a barrel of kerosene on it to light
40:45
Speaker 2: a torch and later in the challenge, Oh, the platform
40:49
Speaker 2: dipped and some of the kerosene spilled on my backside.
40:54
Speaker 2: Later in the challenge, after the torch was lit, we
40:57
Speaker 2: had to assemble a ladder and climb up to light
41:00
Speaker 2: a cauldron signifying we won shut out. Well, a part
41:04
Speaker 2: of my ladder disassembled and that halted my ascent. Christina
41:09
Speaker 2: didn't notice and kept climbing. She ended up lighting my
41:12
Speaker 2: kerosene drenched shorts on. Why did he just take them off?
41:16
Speaker 2: And he goes Jeff Probes yells, Billy's on fire. He's
41:21
Speaker 2: engulfed in flames. The challenger was a concern. Then Billy says,
41:27
Speaker 2: I didn't even scream. My reaction was that figures what dude, Wait?
41:33
Speaker 2: But I think my reaction would have been, I'm surrounded
41:35
Speaker 2: by water. This is convenience. He's gonna jump in the water.
41:38
Speaker 2: I don't know. He doesn't say, because all he says
41:40
Speaker 2: maybe that reaction didn't make good television. Maybe they were
41:43
Speaker 2: worried about legal issues that would have made amazing television,
41:46
Speaker 2: or maybe that didn't fit the narrative of the story
41:48
Speaker 2: they were telling. I don't know why it wasn't shown.
41:50
Speaker 2: But if you compare my shorts in the first episode
41:53
Speaker 2: and the second episode, you will see that I'm wearing
41:56
Speaker 2: different black shorts. I'm gonna be on the lookout for
41:59
Speaker 2: that Billy. That's crazy that he got caught on fire. Oh,
42:02
Speaker 2: they have to put together their boat puzzle. They row
42:04
Speaker 2: out to the barrel containing fire, they have to light
42:05
Speaker 2: their torch. You know, all the stuff that we talked
42:08
Speaker 2: about with Billy getting lit on fire. The African American
42:11
Speaker 2: tribe is so far behind the White tribe also struggling.
42:15
Speaker 2: Their boat comes apart in the middle of the ocean
42:18
Speaker 2: because they like they realize that they're behind, and they
42:22
Speaker 2: kind of take off before and fully assembled. Dude, did
42:26
Speaker 2: you guys notice that this happened several times in this
42:28
Speaker 2: challenge and I'd forgotten about this. Nowadays you can't even
42:31
Speaker 2: proceed until everything's locked right down, Jeff. Now is like,
42:35
Speaker 2: you're good. Go used to like that boat puzzle was
42:38
Speaker 2: not done. They just hit the water with it. And
42:40
Speaker 2: then later when they're building the ladder to climb up,
42:42
Speaker 2: all of the pieces are not on. When one of
42:44
Speaker 2: the girls gets to the top. I thought that was
42:46
Speaker 2: very interesting. Fast and loose over there earlier. Yees, come on, guys,
42:49
Speaker 2: this is the wild Wild West. Green Tribe gets their first,
42:53
Speaker 2: and then Red Tribe and this is officially Ozzie's first
42:58
Speaker 2: win in a career of over fourty challenge wins. Yeah,
43:02
Speaker 2: so those two were in the clear.
43:03
Speaker 4: Then Blue Tribe team wins. That's fair that I understand that. Yeah,
43:09
Speaker 4: only individual, I said it. I don't count it all right,
43:12
Speaker 4: I said it. Then the Blue Tribe, I thought before I.
43:17
Speaker 2: Said, no, do you think do you think Ozzie played
43:18
Speaker 2: a part in them winning? No, you don't crazy. He
43:25
Speaker 2: is great. He's a challenge beast. Okay, but that means
43:28
Speaker 2: that the Yellow Tribe is going to tribal So the
43:31
Speaker 2: producer is probably furious that the African American tribe is
43:34
Speaker 2: the first one is getting eliminated from the tribal camps.
43:38
Speaker 2: If the story you told us, that story is true, true? Yeah, yeah,
43:41
Speaker 2: so I thought that was very interesting. At the end
43:44
Speaker 2: of the challenge, the losing tribe gets to send someone
43:47
Speaker 2: from one of the other tribes to Exile Island, bringing
43:50
Speaker 2: it back from Jason Prior. So they send Jonathan Pinner
43:54
Speaker 2: as punishment for stealing the chicken. Yeah, which fair, totally fair, and.
44:03
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have it.
44:04
Speaker 3: Penner said, I think it was because I took the
44:06
Speaker 3: Asian guy's chicken that the African American guys chose me.
44:09
Speaker 3: I was shocked and I couldn't believe it.
44:11
Speaker 2: And earlier he was so careful to say green trot
44:14
Speaker 2: that went out the window with the camera man. Can
44:20
Speaker 2: we talk about how bad he was on Exile Island?
44:25
Speaker 2: So he gets, you know, his clue or whatever it is.
44:28
Speaker 4: It's about the and and there's you know, an A
44:31
Speaker 4: frame on the island, and so he digs immediately under
44:35
Speaker 4: the a or the frame and.
44:36
Speaker 2: He's like, well, I guess that's that's I guess I'm done.
44:40
Speaker 2: I missed my wife. Yeah I can.
44:43
Speaker 4: I don't know much, but can you imagine if they
44:47
Speaker 4: send somebody to exile island.
44:48
Speaker 2: And where they hide the immunity island is.
44:51
Speaker 4: Under the two giant wooden beams that they have put
44:54
Speaker 4: up the only things that they have constructed.
44:57
Speaker 2: One place, it wouldn't be to say that was super
45:01
Speaker 2: So just I'll dig here for the best. Miss my wife,
45:04
Speaker 2: Miss my wife wife. The last thing I want to
45:08
Speaker 2: say before we move on when it comes to challenges
45:11
Speaker 2: is there because I did some deep diving into like
45:14
Speaker 2: the subreddit last night to see if like they were
45:16
Speaker 2: any like kind of underground stuff, like you know, how
45:19
Speaker 2: we found out that Shane Powers like found a block
45:22
Speaker 2: of cocaine or whatever on that Power does coke? Yeah? Yeah, yeah?
45:25
Speaker 2: Or did? Maybe we don't know. We'll get on the show.
45:31
Speaker 2: We'll ask him. He had like a daily radio show
45:34
Speaker 2: for a while. Really, that's super cool. I saw him recently.
45:37
Speaker 2: He was on someone's show recently. It might have been
45:39
Speaker 2: drop your Buffs. I don't know. Anyway, the next episode
45:42
Speaker 2: is Ozzie being like, we need to throw the challenge
45:46
Speaker 2: Billy out of here. Yeah, and apparently the producers were
45:50
Speaker 2: pissed Son.
45:52
Speaker 4: In general, like throwing something on Survivor is like viewed
45:58
Speaker 4: almost like quick and it's like and Jeff does not
46:02
Speaker 4: like quitters, No, he does not.
46:03
Speaker 2: He does not like it. When you that's a recent thing.
46:06
Speaker 2: Back in the day they throw throwing challenges in a
46:09
Speaker 2: strategy that's used a bit, but I don't you don't
46:12
Speaker 2: see it often recently, and people think didn't Q say
46:16
Speaker 2: that he did that?
46:17
Speaker 3: I was about to say people think Q did it,
46:18
Speaker 3: but I'm pretty sure Q said, like, I've been bad
46:21
Speaker 3: at challenges on purpose and forty six.
46:23
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I think maybe the biggest recent controversy of
46:27
Speaker 2: did they throw the challenge was Rome with the puzzle.
46:30
Speaker 2: But I think we've confirmed that. Yeah, the soul was
46:33
Speaker 2: trying his hardest. Don't let me forget I have my puzzle. Yeah,
46:38
Speaker 2: we'll film it and we'll put it up on Patreon
46:40
Speaker 2: behind a paywall. So dot com slash that just find yeah,
46:50
Speaker 2: so Seku, We're so good.
46:52
Speaker 3: The reason Seku went home was because they were two
46:55
Speaker 3: different groups. It was Nate and Seku, and then it
46:58
Speaker 3: was Sundra and what's her name? I'm not this is
47:02
Speaker 3: our first steps Stephanie. Yes, okay, Sandra and steph I
47:07
Speaker 3: go through most of the season is usually yeah, okay.
47:13
Speaker 3: Becca and Sondra were tight. And then it was Stephanie
47:16
Speaker 3: as the swing vote, and then she decides that the
47:19
Speaker 3: women Warrior leader is not going to be the Warrior leader.
47:23
Speaker 2: He goes home.
47:23
Speaker 4: It's tough because you're still early on in the season
47:26
Speaker 4: and at this point, you know, if I am what,
47:30
Speaker 4: who's the one?
47:32
Speaker 3: No, the.
47:34
Speaker 2: The woman is on the Stephanie, she's on the outside.
47:38
Speaker 2: She's a swing physician.
47:39
Speaker 4: Yes, so if I'm on the swing vote, I'm deciding
47:43
Speaker 4: what's more important to me right now? Is it I
47:46
Speaker 4: have numbers with the ladies, But if I go with
47:51
Speaker 4: the fellas, we we keep our strength, right.
47:55
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know if he was that helpful, that's
47:57
Speaker 2: the thing, but you're you know, you're still like that's yeah.
48:00
Speaker 4: Conventional thinking there is like keep the guys along for
48:03
Speaker 4: the strength early on, for the sake of.
48:05
Speaker 2: Challenges argument and him. But I don't know. I kind
48:11
Speaker 2: of I would be.
48:14
Speaker 4: I would have been really surprised if she didn't, like
48:16
Speaker 4: it feels a lot safer to just be like, you
48:19
Speaker 4: know what, I'm gonna vote with the ladies. Maybe that's
48:21
Speaker 4: my my inroad to kind of growing a stronger bond
48:25
Speaker 4: with them. And I think we've kind of seen more,
48:28
Speaker 4: at least been until this point, more success with kind
48:32
Speaker 4: of sticking with those built in you have your tribal lines,
48:36
Speaker 4: but then you have the sexes if you will, and like, hey,
48:41
Speaker 4: let's just stick together as as the ladies will stick
48:43
Speaker 4: together as the guys. And so it seemed like to
48:46
Speaker 4: me I would have probably done the same thing. I
48:49
Speaker 4: would have been like, I'm just gonna vote with them
48:51
Speaker 4: because it feels like I'll go further with them than
48:55
Speaker 4: the strength argument.
48:56
Speaker 2: Which is ument. There another thing about Stephanie. Want another
49:00
Speaker 2: fun fact? Hey were the Cook Island fun fact? Can
49:05
Speaker 2: we just talk about Chase's fun fact for a second.
49:08
Speaker 2: Stephanie is from Columbia, South Carolina, one of the three
49:15
Speaker 2: people who was not from California. I'll run through where
49:18
Speaker 2: everybody's from. It was she a recruiter, did she remember
49:22
Speaker 2: active on Instagram. Hold on second, what.
49:25
Speaker 4: I'm interested in is you said there's only a Stephanie
49:28
Speaker 4: auditioned what's her last name? So we were all of
49:31
Speaker 4: the recruits from California probably here there was only three
49:35
Speaker 4: that auditioned, Jinny who was from Illinois, Okay, Stephanie's from Columbia,
49:43
Speaker 4: and Cowboy, who was from Virginia.
49:45
Speaker 2: Yeah. The rest are pretty much California. Could check this out. California, California,
49:51
Speaker 2: New York, California, California, South Carolina, Virginia, California, California, California,
49:56
Speaker 2: New York, Illinois, California, Washington, d C. California, California, cal Onia, California, DC, California, California.
50:02
Speaker 2: That's ridiculous. Yeah, and a lot of them from the
50:04
Speaker 2: same city in California do, which is pretty interesting, Santa Monica,
50:08
Speaker 2: a lot of them.
50:09
Speaker 3: I do want to talk about my favorite moment at
50:11
Speaker 3: Tribal go Ahead, which was when Jeff asked Nate, how
50:14
Speaker 3: does tribe's diverse ethnicity change the game or does it
50:18
Speaker 3: change the game, And then Nate laughs and says, yeah
50:21
Speaker 3: it does, and then Jeff says, why is that funny?
50:23
Speaker 3: And Nate says because it is, and then everyone laughs.
50:26
Speaker 6: Yeah.
50:26
Speaker 4: You can tell that they do not like the I love,
50:32
Speaker 4: especially early on, like when Jeff doesn't get an answer
50:36
Speaker 4: or response that he doesn't like. You could see how
50:40
Speaker 4: frustrated he is, Like even earlier in the episode when
50:43
Speaker 4: they need to decide.
50:46
Speaker 2: Yeah, this this same tribe, when the same tribe needs.
50:48
Speaker 4: To decide who they're sitting in Taxis Island and the
50:51
Speaker 4: two guys come out, and then and Jeff points out,
50:54
Speaker 4: Jeff is like, hey, I find it interesting that you
50:56
Speaker 4: two guys were the only ones who stood up.
50:59
Speaker 2: What was up with that and the laser? Just like
51:01
Speaker 2: it seems like they just wanted to take charge share
51:03
Speaker 2: and just like, Okay, he was so frustrated that they
51:06
Speaker 2: didn't give him something. I wish you would still do that.
51:08
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's great, well, but I also at the same
51:11
Speaker 4: time wish it they would just show somebody if they
51:13
Speaker 4: got caught on fire.
51:15
Speaker 2: Show us Kevin's shoulder, Yeah, Billy's flaming shorts.
51:19
Speaker 4: It's the same thing, Like that info is going to
51:23
Speaker 4: get out, Like, if something like that happens, it's gonna
51:26
Speaker 4: get out, So you might as well just show it.
51:27
Speaker 3: To us or at least cut of it just to
51:29
Speaker 3: put it up on Instagram so we can at least
51:31
Speaker 3: just watch it somehow.
51:32
Speaker 2: Let's remember who said that this happened.
51:34
Speaker 3: To Billy, right, and Billy has been known to Okay, well,
51:40
Speaker 3: then can we talk. We'll try to talk to somebody
51:42
Speaker 3: else from the season, because they were all there this moment,
51:45
Speaker 3: and we can say, did Billy's butt catch on fire?
51:48
Speaker 2: And did Jeff go Billy's engulfed in flames?
51:51
Speaker 4: Yeah, I need to talk to Billy for so many
51:54
Speaker 4: reasons that we'll get to the next couple of weeks
51:56
Speaker 4: as well.
51:56
Speaker 2: But uh yeah, I think overall a really great episodes.
52:02
Speaker 2: I think it's a really really strong start to the season.
52:05
Speaker 4: And every time, you know, I kind of go back
52:07
Speaker 4: and forth between eras, and every time I go back
52:11
Speaker 4: to the hour long episodes, I'm like, it's to put
52:14
Speaker 4: so much.
52:15
Speaker 2: It's so much in such a small amount of time,
52:18
Speaker 2: and it is. I still love New Era.
52:23
Speaker 4: I do get arguments just from a Hey, I don't
52:28
Speaker 4: know how it feels like with longer episodes, I'm getting
52:31
Speaker 4: to know these people less.
52:32
Speaker 2: But somehow it feels like that, and.
52:35
Speaker 4: It's just really interesting, like the way in which they
52:38
Speaker 4: told stories in forty six minutes of TV for sus
52:43
Speaker 4: an hour and twenty three is.
52:46
Speaker 2: Really impressive. What they what they were able to do
52:49
Speaker 2: at that time.
52:50
Speaker 3: I mean, we couldn't have Mitch wouldn't have had as
52:52
Speaker 3: many opportunities to say I need to make a move.
52:55
Speaker 2: That's right. If we don't have it, if we don't
52:58
Speaker 2: have that full hour and a half, what do I mean?
53:00
Speaker 2: Don't even guys, this is amazing. Uh.
53:04
Speaker 3: Billy Garcia has followed us back. I followed him earlier
53:07
Speaker 3: just to try to get his attention, Like I said,
53:10
Speaker 3: him right now, okay, right now is the pr person.
53:14
Speaker 2: I'll let him man, okay, slide into his.
53:16
Speaker 4: D MS and be like, hey, we're literally reporting an
53:19
Speaker 4: episode right now.
53:20
Speaker 3: We can't just have him on next week. We have
53:22
Speaker 3: to have him on when the Candice thing happened. So
53:25
Speaker 3: in two weeks okay, that episode three? I think, So okay,
53:28
Speaker 3: it might no is it next week?
53:31
Speaker 4: It's next okay, because they throw the challenge and they
53:34
Speaker 4: vote him out.
53:35
Speaker 2: Yeah, well spoilers, well, because they're not gonna be spoil
53:44
Speaker 2: anything else. Okay. So that brings us to what I'm
53:47
Speaker 2: very excited for talking to Billy. Well, yeah, he's already.
53:51
Speaker 2: He's on the line right the wonderful We're gonna do
53:54
Speaker 2: a thing with brand. Every episode we're brand because you
53:58
Speaker 2: have not seen this full season. I trying to guess
53:59
Speaker 2: you've only see in the first three episodes. Every episode,
54:01
Speaker 2: you're gonna lock in a prediction for who you think
54:03
Speaker 2: wins like this, like ther own personal draft. It will
54:07
Speaker 2: help me for next season. First, please don't give us
54:10
Speaker 2: the name, just give us the race. He man, Are
54:15
Speaker 2: we gonna be allowed to keep making podcasts? I think so?
54:18
Speaker 2: All right, So who do you think wins this season?
54:22
Speaker 2: Lock it in, baby, if you if you nail it
54:23
Speaker 2: first episode, you'll go down in this.
54:24
Speaker 4: Okay, So this is what I'm gonna go. I'm gonna
54:27
Speaker 4: I'm gonna use some like I don't think I I
54:33
Speaker 4: I think Ozzie wins at some point. I don't think
54:36
Speaker 4: he wins this season because all he does really is
54:40
Speaker 4: like climb trees and throwst.
54:41
Speaker 2: Hole one episode and he did the most amazing thing ever.
54:46
Speaker 4: Climb a tree is starting a fire without anything is
54:50
Speaker 4: more impressive to me than climbing a tree.
54:53
Speaker 2: Go climb a tree, Brian. Yeah, Anyway, I am going
54:59
Speaker 2: to to lock in. I need to look up it
55:07
Speaker 2: and you can change it week to week. It's not
55:09
Speaker 2: like you have to on the Asian tribe. And he's
55:17
Speaker 2: like this the strong guy, Yulele or do you mean
55:23
Speaker 2: the like the really built one. They both have picture
55:28
Speaker 2: of both, but Yule is the bigger one. Are you
55:30
Speaker 2: talking about this guy or show the next one? This
55:36
Speaker 2: guy that I'm going with Yule. I'm locking in Mule.
55:42
Speaker 2: I'm gonna pull my chase bridges and I'm gonna I'm
55:44
Speaker 2: gonna lock in. I'm gonna lock in eMule as the killer.
55:49
Speaker 2: And by killer, I mean the one who's gonna win,
55:52
Speaker 2: survivor cook.
55:54
Speaker 3: Well to pull the chase bridges, I mean, you're picking
55:56
Speaker 3: the biggest threat immediately, Harry.
55:59
Speaker 2: I'm not going into Holy blind here, right, Like of
56:01
Speaker 2: course I've heard of Ozzie. Of course, I've heard of Peverity.
56:05
Speaker 4: Like I've heard of her, Like I've heard of these people,
56:08
Speaker 4: and so obviously the easy pick would beat with one.
56:12
Speaker 2: Of these to take one of the returning whites, Yeah yeah,
56:19
Speaker 2: and I'm not gonna do that.
56:21
Speaker 4: I'm gonna lock in Yule. Okay, who at the very
56:25
Speaker 4: least isn't showing back up for fifty.
56:27
Speaker 2: And then next week. I have a prediction that Brand's
56:29
Speaker 2: gonna switch it over to Billy. Yeah, I don't know,
56:37
Speaker 2: it's gonna be great. No, I'm locking in Mule. I'm
56:40
Speaker 2: locking in Billy for this podcast. Yeah dude, Yeah, we'll
56:43
Speaker 2: get him on the show either. This next week is
56:45
Speaker 2: the one where he was the crazy We don't know
56:47
Speaker 2: if it's Yeah, I mean you said if when he
56:49
Speaker 2: threw the challenge.
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Speaker 4: And be pretty fun if you would show up for
56:52
Speaker 4: the like us talking about the episode, like just break
56:55
Speaker 4: down the episode.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I had in mind, just having not
56:59
Speaker 2: even interview, but just like a fun Yeah, we have
57:04
Speaker 2: a rewatch Billy, come hop in the time Machine. Oh yeah,
57:09
Speaker 2: that's good. We're gonna get a different theme song, right,
57:11
Speaker 2: I just thought that because that was about Cook Islands.
57:14
Speaker 2: He does several songs on that episode, so we could
57:17
Speaker 2: do other signs.
57:18
Speaker 3: I think we could just make a time Machine theme song,
57:21
Speaker 3: not Jeff Probe's race comedy every week.
57:24
Speaker 2: Well, the other songs aren't about race. I mean, this
57:25
Speaker 2: one wasn't about race. It was about fat shaming. Yeah,
57:30
Speaker 2: it was so much better. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think
57:34
Speaker 2: it was making fun of Richard Hatch being naked all
57:36
Speaker 2: the time. So we're being homophobic to Son all of
57:42
Speaker 2: a sudden, we hate people who don't pay their taxes. Dog,
57:45
Speaker 2: that's an American hero in my band, taxation is theft. Okay, guys,
57:51
Speaker 2: this has been I don't know if we're gonna be
57:54
Speaker 2: renewed by Bramble jam for we'll see how well we
57:59
Speaker 2: are gonna be nude. And that's because I gave Dan
58:02
Speaker 2: free food when he came to the restaurant. Spoke very
58:08
Speaker 2: highly Dan, boss man Dan. For some reason, because we
58:12
Speaker 2: see you more. I feel like Dan's kind of like
58:15
Speaker 2: the principal, you know what I mean. I mean he
58:17
Speaker 2: was a principal. He does. He has has that vibe
58:20
Speaker 2: that or like when Dan walks in the room sometimes
58:22
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, we gotta be on our best behavior. Attention.
58:25
Speaker 3: I have an invite to the pool from his kids.
58:28
Speaker 3: I don't know if he knows about the invite.
58:31
Speaker 2: I just put an above ground pool in my place.
58:33
Speaker 2: Really yeah, his is built in. It's in ground pool,
58:36
Speaker 2: ground pool. He's got the Hallmark money. Give me, give
58:39
Speaker 2: me six months, I'll get it in ground pool. Okay,
58:42
Speaker 2: let's see how this Riverdale video does and beefing with Dan.
58:45
Speaker 2: I just don't like other people having nicer things. I mean,
58:47
Speaker 2: I've never given you free food. It's never been to
58:49
Speaker 2: your restaurant. Yeah that's true. If we chase there, people
58:54
Speaker 2: get caught on fire there. Hey, if Chase and I
58:57
Speaker 2: show up, yeah, wait what your restaurant?
59:00
Speaker 1: Yeah?
59:01
Speaker 2: He did, dude, backside full of kerosen. If Chase and
59:04
Speaker 2: I go to the restaurant, do we have to, Like,
59:06
Speaker 2: do we have to pay? We should go? Yeah, you
59:08
Speaker 2: have to. It's expensive to I can get you are
59:11
Speaker 2: but you can't get us a free meal. What you've
59:13
Speaker 2: got Dan was very nice? Yeah? What you what I got?
59:17
Speaker 2: I got Dan bacon wrapped fill a that was fried.
59:20
Speaker 2: That's not bad. That sounds great. We should go. His
59:24
Speaker 2: kids love to. I think that's why I got the pool.
59:26
Speaker 2: Invite invite Dan too, and we'll make it a company
59:28
Speaker 2: thing and you guys pay for it. Sure you want
59:31
Speaker 2: to come to Chases? What if you all catch on fire?
59:35
Speaker 2: I don't know. This is a ton of fun, man.
59:37
Speaker 2: I like how laid back this one is. Are you
59:40
Speaker 2: guys got to make a prediction for next week? Well,
59:41
Speaker 2: Jonathan be here.
59:43
Speaker 5: No, no.
59:43
Speaker 3: I think he already said like, I can't do the
59:45
Speaker 3: first thing, which means he's not gonna binge four episodes
59:48
Speaker 3: to be on the fourth one. Jonathan's just not gonna Hey, listeners,
59:52
Speaker 3: can you harass Jonathan? If you've made it this far
59:54
Speaker 3: in the episode, go harass John.
59:56
Speaker 4: Go check out his latest video where he talks about
59:59
Speaker 4: some band no one's heard of, and be like, hey,
1:00:02
Speaker 4: you should just be watching Survivor.
1:00:03
Speaker 3: Yeah, say that, or go to his Instagram and if
1:00:06
Speaker 3: it's like a picture of his baby and say that
1:00:09
Speaker 3: is very nice, but you know it's better watching Survivor
1:00:12
Speaker 3: with your friends.
1:00:12
Speaker 2: And talking about it. It's about to be his daughter's
1:00:15
Speaker 2: first birthday, and he put that in the chat, and
1:00:17
Speaker 2: I was like, it's only been a year of that
1:00:18
Speaker 2: baby ruining our shit. Feels like five, feels like it's
1:00:22
Speaker 2: been happening forever.
1:00:23
Speaker 3: But it's gonna be great when we can just replace
1:00:26
Speaker 3: him with her with the baby. Yeah, yeah, in like
1:00:29
Speaker 3: four years from now. Oh yeah, she'll be able to
1:00:31
Speaker 3: talk better for sure. I mean, at the very least
1:00:33
Speaker 3: the baby will show up.
1:00:35
Speaker 2: Definitely, that baby got going on. Yeah, and baby will
1:00:37
Speaker 2: contribute if as much, if not more, probably more, Yeah,
1:00:41
Speaker 2: probably more. Yeah, we love that baby, Yeah, we love
1:00:44
Speaker 2: that baby. The name on the count of three, one, two, three,
1:00:48
Speaker 2: lizzz the name of the baby. I didn't know what
1:00:54
Speaker 2: we were doing. Let's all say the name of the
1:00:56
Speaker 2: baby on three, one, two three baby. All right, Oh,
1:01:05
Speaker 2: why did you play? Let's go?
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