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WrestleMania 42 Night 1 Recap Aftershow · My Third Place Pod

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No, no, no, no. Long enter the night because if
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you're here, you already know what time it is.
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Welcome back to my third place. Not home, not work, but that
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spot we pull up to when something just happened and got
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to talk about it. This is episode 288 and this is
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the night one after show for WrestleMania 42.
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MENACE is here on the porch with me rocking chair locked in.
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And yeah, we just watched it all go down, the matches, the
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moments, the surprises. So that's tonight.
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We're getting straight into it. What we got right, what we got
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completely wrong, very, very wrong.
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And the things we didn't see coming at all.
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No script, no filter, just this one right here.
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But just real time reactions from 2 old heads on the front
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porch trying to process everything.
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We just watch. If we just finished night one,
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let's go lock in, pull up a chair.
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Let's talk about it. Ready.
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Talk about it. Let's talk about it.
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Let's talk about. It I don't even know what
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there's Greg. I don't even know what trick
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Williams meant by that, but OK. What?
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The shoes. Let's talk about it.
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No, the shoes. Oh is lemon pepper steppers.
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What the hell are those? Even Shawn Michaels doesn't know
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what that is. What?
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Yeah. How they say that black people
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like lemon pepper wings L. OK, lemon pepper stepes.
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Yep, Greg. Greg is making a little
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appearance over here in the chat, liking the live spam,
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liking the live let's go bud. 117 likes.
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They're all from him. Let's go brother, let's go.
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Maybe I shouldn't have said a name.
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There was supposed to be a surprise for everybody.
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Oh well. Yay, that's OK, that's.
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OK, that's OK. Hey, thank you for the like,
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brother. Like.
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We're just waiting for him to show to come back soon.
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He'll be back soon. He'll be back soon.
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We'll get back to the old heads again.
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All right. What?
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What? What are we going to talk about
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this? We're going.
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Wait, before we even begin, should we talk about this first
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or should we talk about the stupid podcast?
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It is what it is. And let's just talk about that
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just a little bit, just a little.
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Bit. Alright, let's go.
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Just a little bit. I don't know where the hell
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Cameron and fucking Maze came from.
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Like they surely what the hell is going on in the fucking 90s
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flashbacks over here that these two decided to show up and be
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like, hey, we have a podcast now.
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It is what it is, Cameron. I was like, yeah, camera like,
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hey Ma. What's up?
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No. No lie and.
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Then all right. And Mace with of course, like
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bad, bad, bad boy, whatever. But like, and then you know, the
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3rd girl was I was like, all right, whatever.
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She's probably the producer, but probably these two pull up and
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they're like invite Jay USO on the show and they're like
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Cameron is straight up disrespecting him the entire
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time. Like you ain't it who's like
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he's like pretending to be one of them and shit like you ain't
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it. Who's you?
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Ain't it? Umm, you know your dad was
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better than you, Like you know, do you think you're better than
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Roman Reigns? Like why would you ask that?
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Why would you ask that? Like hey, like no, it's like,
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you know, like I'm sure better than Roman Reigns.
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Like we ain't got time for lies. Who's like, Oh my God, this guy
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is like, are you good, bro? I was like, you invited him on
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the show. Why, you know, disrespect him
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like that? And he just straight up freaking
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told him that he's no, he's not even better than the Rock, Roman
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Reigns, The Rock or Rikishi. Like he can't say that he's
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better than them because he's not good and all this shit.
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So then this throughout the show, 4545 minutes of the show
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and he's camera just stayed straight disrespecting Jay and
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Jay is all taking it in, but he's trying to fire back shots
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telling him, Oh yeah, I I like Jim Jones.
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ANYWAYS, I was like ballin, yes, fucking great and and all that.
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And then he then Cameron saw like straight up tells me he's
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like, why you invite Sunday Sunday cats?
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Why do you why do you invite Saturday cats instead of Sunday
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cats? Come on, we want main eventers
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here, not student Saturday shows.
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He said the N word, but you know, maybe I'll let Greg say it
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on the show when he comes on. But like he's he would just call
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him out and everything and we're just like, Nah, that's not
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fucking right, That's not right. And then Jay's like, you all
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right, bro, you, you need something, You want to talk
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about it? We can go outside, you know, we
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can step, we can step up or something.
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And he's like, you know what, I'm just going to leave straight
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up disrespect. He straight up fucking got up
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and as soon as he got up and like try to walk away, he
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fucking pulled him in, pulled camera, started doing some work
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punches. OK, work punches, not real
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punches. You know, the work punches,
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yeah, the the rock punches. I, it's a lot I have to say
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about the situation. Can't wait, man.
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I can't wait. I want to hear it.
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I want to hear your take on us because it's like straight up
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dumb. And I'm just like, you know, all
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this stuff. And then like they pulled him
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back and everything and they're like no, no, no, bro, no Jake,
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get out, get out, get out. I'm like if the bloodline
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oozles, if any of the blind line people were there, they straight
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up knock these motherfuckers out.
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They like they be surrounding the entire area.
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So they show that and then they show the the little after the
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effect of that with Cameron with a ice pack on his head and
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asking mate, where were you? Where were you and all that?
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Where were you and all that Maze, What's Maze going to do?
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Not a damn saying. What do you do?
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What do you talk about Maze? Like I was there, man, I just
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wasn't going to touch him. That's all.
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They Larry Berry, Thank you for liking the live.
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And he's like, Oh, you were there.
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OK, straight up cool. That's that's awesome.
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That's awesome. Later on, Jay's on the shiny
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sharp podcast and being interviewed and he's not like So
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what happened there with cameras?
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Like, oh, he just read up disrespect.
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I have to show him what's up you?
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I'm like yes, even said the heat, but we all know a straight
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up show. Cam didn't tell Mace about it,
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so Mace thought it was real. The only few people that were in
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on it was Cam and Jay, because Jay is like cams are like, let's
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do it. It's like, all right, cool, but
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don't tell Mace. Initial reaction of Maze is just
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like, Oh my God. So yeah, that happened.
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That was fun. That was funny to watch.
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Hey, Amanda, how you doing? All right, so that's the first
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thing that happened. And then everything else today
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was just freaking hilarious. I will not.
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Well, that, that was hilarious. But everything else today was
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fine. That's fun.
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That was like the entire two nights ago.
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That was WrestleMania weekend. Yeah.
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All right. Tonight, What do you think?
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What do you think of it? You know, it was good.
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I the first, you know, couple matches I was like, yeah, oh,
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can you hear me now? I'm sorry.
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Go, go, go. You know, it was, it was good.
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You know, I, I was entertained. There wasn't anything that I
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mean, one of the outcomes I was like, this is stupid.
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But you know she don't deserve it.
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Thank you for the hire me. But you know, it was it was
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pretty good. I I'm at I liked it.
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I'm impressed. All right, are we?
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You did OK. All right.
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We're gonna go through through it, like through some of these
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matches little real quickly. It's not an old 2 hour episode.
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It's not an hour episode. It's just a real quick after
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show. First match of the night.
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Usos Jay and Jimmy and LA Knight defeated Vision, Logan Paul,
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Austin Theory and I show speed. The streamer of the year, I show
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speed. I got, I got to tell, say,
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streamer of the year every time because he's a streamer of the
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year. Oh, yeah.
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Streaming work. Yeah.
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So yeah, that happened. 7 minutes and 10 seconds.
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Not bad. It was a great show.
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The celebrity, I don't even call them a celebrity.
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Is this a streamer? The streamer, Like they're doing
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lots of things all weekend with streaming and celebrities and
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all this stuff and podcasting. I like they want to include
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everybody all up in there instead of just celebrities,
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celebrities. So, you know, not bad start for
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the show. I was waiting for more for
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speed. But Dan, you know.
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OK, Yeah, at the very end. That's fine.
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He was. He was trained by Randy Orton,
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by the way, So yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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So which I thought, you know, from his time in the ring, I
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think he did great. I was not expecting Logan to
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turn on him because I thought that was his friend, but yeah,
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whatever. Right.
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And you know what? Oh well.
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He got his look in though. That very end top turnbuckle on
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to the outside, Little frog splash on to Logan Paul.
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Yep. And then he eat it after that.
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Yep. But you know, I was very, I was
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very happy that they didn't, you know, try to beat him up, right.
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You know, they won the the Usos won great.
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You know, they were very sportsman by not beating up on
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ice shelf speed anymore. So that's good And I I loved all
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their entrances, but speed did not need to look like a
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superhero. Sorry.
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That was fun. That was fun.
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Still, like he wanted him. That's that's his WrestleMania
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moment. He wanted his.
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Little hey. Moment.
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That's fine. That's.
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Fine, I think he had a good moment.
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He did all right. Second match tonight, Jacob Fatu
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versus Drew McIntyre and defeated Drew McIntyre in a
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unsanctioned match for an unsanctioned match with a pretty
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long match. Yep, 14 minutes and 10 seconds.
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I'm like, it's taking so long out of all this stuff.
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Hold up. They used all kinds of stuff,
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you know, and hit each other in the head and all this stuff.
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And then we get to the minivan and you saw slumping there and I
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was like, why couldn't you guys do that?
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Oh, because the the last one that had.
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The rest, well, you have to. You have to remember they were
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on ESPN too, so they were on regular TV.
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Oh, that's right. So. 30 the hour.
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Yeah, the first hour, yeah. The first hour free so I didn't
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make it a discord because you didn't have it on so I gave in
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finally. And you did.
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Yeah, for WrestleMania, I'm not doing the whole thing.
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The rest of it I'll probably, I mean we're doing, we're only
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doing WrestleMania. The after shows that exactly the
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right one night too. The rest of it, we can talk
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about it on Wednesdays. You know, sure, Yeah, that's no
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problem. Watch the replays but.
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Yeah, but yeah, well, and if you watch Raw or Smackdown, they
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pretty much show you a condensed version of the matches.
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So exactly exactly except for the pin so.
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This one I do, got to watch it live.
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Yes. WrestleMania.
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Why not? OK.
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That's great. You know, Jacob thought to
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defeated McIntyre. Great, I gave in.
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I've about to sing and I'm just like, this match is way too long
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and and I'm sorry, I don't want to see it.
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All right, Well, we got right. Did we say Jacob?
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Yes. Jacob OK, we both said the Usos.
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No, you said the Usos. I said the vision because I said
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Brian Breaker was going to come back and help him.
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Yeah, he did. Next match.
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Surprised the hell out of everybody.
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Not really. Brie Bella and Nikki Bella came
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out. Well, irresistible forces
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Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss and then Bailey and liar about
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Karia. I'll have to watch watch this
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all over again because of the stuff that happened in their
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wardrobe, the wardrobe stuff. But Brie Bella and Nikki Bella
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both came out and Nikki Bella stone crutches saying
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unfortunately, I can't wrestle tonight.
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I'm so here's, you know, my replacement fucking it's her
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house, Silver house Paige, formerly known as Soraya from AW
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comes out and she goes out there and like the red the rest of the
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night. The damn it was a great of a
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standing ovation. Everything was into it.
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I was into it. And then so that's the part of
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the after show that I watched. OK, like everybody
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congratulating her Brie Bella and Paige won the tagging belt.
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Not bad on her first night, her her debut night re debut.
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Obviously her other debut from when she came in from NXT to the
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E she paid AJ Lee for the championship and that was her
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debut match in the so she did a whole Twitter thing again.
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It's like not bad for my second debut, so they want about, so
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now I'm waiting for. I was very surprised.
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I was surprised, but then when I think about it, I'm not not.
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Not surprised. You know.
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Page came in I like. No that Paige and Brie won.
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OK. 'Cause I'm like, and Greg was
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like, it's probably part of her contract that she becomes a
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champion right away. So 'cause I guess she signed
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last night. She did.
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So. She signed last night.
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Everybody's all like, oh, she's there, she's in there.
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I was like, yeah, there it is. There's that Twitter.
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There was a moment where Paige is in the ring and alone with
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Charlotte Flair and I'm like, yes, that's the shot right
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there. Charlotte and Paige go way back
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with Becky Lynch. Also PCLI believe.
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What's the name of the group? OK to something else great.
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Charlotte and Beck and Lynch, and then they do a picture with
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Triple H, obviously with the whole yeah yeah and Fadel.
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Like I get, I get a point at. Your point?
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Yeah. Great.
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Let's go. So she did that.
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What's up, Greg? It was fun.
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It was a fun match. There's like to watch Paige
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again wrestle. And I was like, hell yeah, yeah.
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Like, I haven't seen her wrestle.
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I didn't see her wrestling in AW.
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Was she wrestling in AW, at least for a little?
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Bit since I agree, well, who was who did she come?
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She came back and she said she I think I saw her wrestle one time
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on their PLE or you know, pay-per-view.
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She looked good, and I mean if she looked good tonight.
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She did. She did.
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Yeah, so I just was. So I didn't realize that she had
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been off of AEW, you know what I mean?
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Yeah, yeah, Greg says. That belt looked like a team of
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belt on NIA Jax. Yeah, it looked so small on her.
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Looked like it was a fake belt. It did last night.
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Tiffany Stratton showed a Maj. To the Divas Championship by
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wearing the Divas logo on her top.
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Oh yeah. It was the butterfly.
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I was like, hell yeah, let's go. I can't wait for her to turn you
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again. The match was 8 minutes and 35
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seconds. And then, like, it was a great
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match. Not bad.
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Right After that, Becky Lynch defeated AJ Lee for the You
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Intercontinental. Ladies, I, I I see.
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I see a 15 AJ Lee comes out with a bunch of little girls and it
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reminded me of. Bianca Bella when she came out
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with. Yes, yeah.
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That's why I said at first like, oh, what is that?
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Is she coming? She's doing the whole I'm on my
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own and doing all that stuff. Yeah, that looks like that.
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Look, copy and paste, copy and paste.
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So she did that. There was a little girl that was
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walking around backstage and went through the.
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We just went through the entrance, Yeah.
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Back. And forth it was funny, not bad
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for the show. 8 minutes and 15 seconds.
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I love the everything about this because it's like we, we that's
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we said Becky Lynch, right? Yes, we both said Becky Lynch.
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And then we weren't expecting Bree and Paige to win, but OK.
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What do you think of it? You know, I, even though it was
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kind of the same as Bianca's entrance, I thought it was
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really cute. And since, to me, AJ, you know,
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has that girly, kind of childlike entrance, I thought it
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was really cute that she, you know, came out with all those
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little girls. Some of them need to learn to
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skip. But, you know, oh, my God.
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Hey, it's OK that one up. It's OK.
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They look good. That one child couldn't skip to
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save her life. Thanks, Greg.
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But you know what? I It was really cute.
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I mean, you try skipping on in in place in front and other
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girls are like right in front of you at the same time.
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Yeah. What are you guys doing?
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And then, oh shit, we're being watched.
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Oh damn, 50,000 people. Oh my God.
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So yeah. And same thing with the Bianca
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entrance. But, you know, it could have
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been, you know, they were nervous.
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Yeah. Of.
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Course they were all nervous of. Course.
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Yeah, we get the dead of the night.
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I didn't like it. Gunther defeated Seth Rollins by
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submission. 15 minutes and 45 seconds.
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It was, of course, you know, this is this is the part where I
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mean, we knew it was going to happen.
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We knew that they were going to win, but then we didn't know
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that it was going to get help from fucking.
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Exactly. That's what I was saying.
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I was like, you know what I said he was going to return, but I
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thought it was to help the vision.
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Wrong match? Well.
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Not the wrong match, wrong. Match he comes out freaking.
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That was a long entrance. That's a little Sprint.
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This man sprinted and got there like 5 seconds and spirit.
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Yep. We got to go back and count it.
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I got to go back and count it and how many second man came out
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and sprinted. He knocked him out with a spear
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and then like beat him down and then he defeated him and then
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Gunther blah blah blah. He does that.
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Sass goes and leaves, and then he again, he sprinted only to
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get knocked down with a beer. And here comes Paul Heyman's
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like, I'm proud of you. I was like, yeah, yeah,
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whatever. But yeah, like I said, the gun
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through the Seth Rollins match didn't happen.
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But then again, it needed to happen.
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Somebody needs to face pressed Rollins, you know, in order for
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Braun to come out and spear him. And Paul Heyman has said there
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was supposed to be Seth versus. Was it supposed?
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To be guess, Bron. Bron.
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Bron Breaker. Yeah, OK.
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Because I guess, I guess Bronson Reed was supposed to win
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Elimination Chamber. So he but when he got injured,
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they put somebody else in there. Yeah.
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So it would have been Bron versus Cody or Bronson versus
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Cody and then Brown Breaker versus Seth.
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Oh, I'm sure it's coming next month, so.
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I'm sure. Yeah, he will be.
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What? OK.
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Next match, Lib Morgan defeated Stephanie Mccair for the women's
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world championship. 9 minutes. How'd you like that
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choreography? It was terrible.
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The whole entrance was terrible and I think my.
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Little she looked like my little White House.
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She looked hot. What are you talking?
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About OK, you say so I think she looked a mess.
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She was a mess. She looked a mess.
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OK, she was a mess. She was a mess and the fact that
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she can't do it by herself proves that she sucks.
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I honestly thought we were going to have like a turn on Roxanne
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Perez here. You know, I don't, I mean, I
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don't know, maybe because of Finn, maybe it's coming.
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Maybe it's coming, but OK, you know, maybe they want to keep
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the Judgment Day female heavy, you know, and.
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With just Dom. Dom and JD, so you know, you
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have the ladies, you know, ruling, ruling that faction.
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What? Would you think of this match?
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I know Stephanie was did the The Devil's Kiss, and then here
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comes Liberty about to do the same thing.
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It's like, no, it's not the same.
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No, no. Big where would Booker T for
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this? I know I was thinking say that's
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all I thought of when she was doing it.
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Obviously Stephanie McKay does the Better Better Devils kiss
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and then Liv Morgan tries to do it like, no, you don't have
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anything there, Carol, don't even bother.
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It's it doesn't hit the same. It's not the same.
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We need Stephanie McKay to do it all and sorry, match was 9
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minutes and it was fine for that after that.
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Greg is laughing. You know why?
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Oh. I know he's laughing.
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John Cena comes out to announce the attendance.
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Yeah, like when he came out the first time to because he's
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hosting WrestleMania. Hosting, yeah.
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I'm like, are you? What are you doing?
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Like, oh, yeah, nobody can Remember Me.
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Here you go. Yep, that's what I said.
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He can stay away. Did you hear his voice crack?
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Did you hear his voice crack? When you yes, I did it's.
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Like he's about to cry. And I was like, yeah.
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He get choked up. Don't start menace, he said.
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Hey, I told you, I said you bought the safety.
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He can't stay away. But you know what, I loved it.
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It was it was nice to see him still involved in WWE.
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Right. Yo, even if it yo, I mean him
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being the host, OK, yo. But that's just that's just what
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he does. You know, he's still the face of
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the company. So hey.
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And that's starting nothing, Greg.
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He says he needed to sell some tickets.
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They did, and they used his name and everything and.
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I will say that that stadium was pretty packed.
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Like a word, Shantina is going to be there.
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Let's go then. Yep, I'm like out of all the and
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hear from so many people. I was like, what?
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Who's going to be here again? Nobody can't, can't.
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See him? Can't see him.
26:10
He took his invisibility George soft.
26:16
It was really George Soft. Over the weekend he did a parody
26:20
of You know What Was I Like in the 90s?
26:26
Oh yeah. And he's like, hey dad, what
26:28
were you like in the 90s? And then he posted the video of
26:31
him and the ring by itself, invisible.
26:37
Yeah, I saw. I saw that.
26:38
I thought he did something else. That was fun.
26:41
Immediately after John Dean announces the attendance record
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of 50,816, here comes Bianca Bellaire out of the blue and
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we're like oh shit, hey, welcome back.
26:52
That's fucking awesome. Great, she comes out, she has in
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the ring like Yay does a little Beyoncé and announce it to the
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world that she and John Cena immediately changes that number
27:08
from 50,816 to 50,817 because you know, little little Bianca
27:13
Bel Air, little Montez Ford is in there cooking and I love it.
27:21
It's cute already the 2 girls Ria Ripley and EO Sky, her two
27:28
friends like like that means we're not going to see you for
27:32
another year. Congratulations,
27:36
congratulations, but still means we're I can't see you for
27:38
another year and they start crying and stuff so so yeah, it
27:42
was fun to see that it was great Bianca Bellaire congratulations
27:46
Montes for congratulations. Didn't they didn't say how many
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months they were she was pregnant, but.
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It from her bumps, I'd say she's about maybe four or five.
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Four or five. Yeah.
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So she'll be back around. We're a rumble.
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Maybe. Well, that's probably when she's
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gonna be having the one. Yeah.
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I don't know. She'll be back that quick,
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though. Yeah.
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So maybe Summer Slam next year. OK.
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That good? Yeah, I immediately after that
28:23
we get the shit show that was Cody Rose with Randy Orton. 22
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minutes and 40 seconds. All their sisters getting
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pregnant, right? Yeah, I know.
28:34
Naomi. Naomi.
28:36
Who else? Who all got pregnant?
28:40
Let's see who else. I think that's it.
28:45
But you know, now she's going to join all the moms.
28:47
So Becky, Naomi, Alexa, the Bellas, Alexa Bliss.
28:56
Who else? Who else just recently had a
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baby within the last, you know, COVID years?
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Nikki and Berry Nikki and. Bree, Nikki and Bree.
29:06
Yeah. So match was 22 minutes, 40
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seconds. Cody Rhodes wins.
29:15
And I knew that Charles was going to get hurt.
29:20
He was going to get knocked out. I didn't know that freaking what
29:27
his face would have come out with a referee as a referee
29:29
with. A well, I know.
29:32
Yeah, I didn't see that. Yeah, McAfee.
29:34
McAfee, according to CM Punk, is McAfee now.
29:39
Oh yeah. McAfee.
29:41
So McAfee comes out with the neck brace, tries to count to
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three. No, Randy Orton just gives him a
29:48
RKO. Yeah, in the crowd, In the
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crowd, in the crowd. Ted Dibiase Junior was there.
29:57
So oh. Yeah, I immediately thought we
29:59
were going to have a teddy, Teddy Biase junior come out and
30:03
do all kinds of stuff, you know, OK, Like, why are you there?
30:07
Aren't you supposed like, why are you there?
30:09
Like are like immediately after the whole thing with him being
30:12
in court and everything, it's like you're there.
30:14
That's weird. OK, Jelly Roll needs to sit
30:19
down. Jelly Roll.
30:22
Oh my goodness. I don't know why he's there to
30:24
that. He saw she speed earlier and he
30:29
said hold my redneck beard and he just went with it and like,
30:35
let me let me get on top of this and drop my elbow, drop on this
30:40
man and just take him out of the table.
30:45
It wasn't needed. We didn't need him there at all.
30:50
The the fake, the fake finishers 120 no, then we get blood from
31:04
Randy and then we get blood from Cody, who's like, you know, let
31:07
me put my my hand right here where it I I'm bleeding and then
31:12
rubbed my entire hair with it so that my hair is now red.
31:19
As he does that he you can see him doing the entire time.
31:22
Yeah, he's not like, what are you Ric Flair now, dude, What
31:25
what are you doing? And.
31:27
His dad. Oh, that's right.
31:29
But still no blonde hair during red.
31:35
In the front row, we had Brandy and his daughter, Liberty.
31:42
Yeah. So I'm like, did you cover her
31:45
eyes? What are you doing?
31:47
Yeah, really. It was a whole mess.
31:49
This was a whole mess top to bottom.
31:52
And I was like, why is McAfee even here?
31:56
And does that mean that we get that we don't get to see him at
31:58
all anymore because he said he was going to leave?
32:01
Yeah, OK. So I guess I guess so.
32:04
That's good then. All right, so that.
32:07
Cole was not having it. No, he gave him.
32:12
The business. Cody finished his story.
32:16
We were he was the first one here, like how great it was.
32:19
And that was all right after the match, Cody wins the belt.
32:25
He has a championship raised in the air.
32:28
Here comes Randy Orton, knocks him out with the belt and then
32:32
punch him. We get the old Randy Orton back.
32:36
We get the 2012, 2016. I hear voices in my head.
32:41
Randy Orton. So yeah.
32:44
Which he did. He did put a couple people a few
32:48
a few years ago. I remember like like 2022 I
32:52
think. Yeah, he he was doing that too.
32:55
So I was like, oh, he came back a little bit.
32:57
There he is. Listen.
32:58
We miss that guy. Not a bad show. 22 minutes and
33:07
40 seconds. I had a bad shows like this was
33:08
the longest match of the night. Everything else was just like
33:11
geez why is it so short. 15 minutes for Sassman, Gunther,
33:16
Jacob and Drew was 14 minutes too long.
33:22
Speed got a little stuff in there.
33:24
Living Stephanie got 9 minutes, but this match was way too long
33:29
to for it to be like a like a mess.
33:32
Other than that, I'm going to say 7 1/2 out of 10.
33:36
OK. Not bad.
33:39
But I yeah, that's it that I ate.
33:42
I'm hoping night 2 is better than night 1.
33:45
That would be. For something like, oh, I'm not
33:50
interested in this, I'm not interested in this, and then OK,
33:53
we're good. Did I lose you?
33:57
I lost her. Me.
33:59
No, Yeah, OK. I give it an 8.
34:01
I'm gonna get 7.5 man. OK, Yeah.
34:05
I'm not. Yeah.
34:07
All right. So what do you think of it?
34:09
The the whole show? Yeah.
34:11
All right, I liked it. You know, I wish they didn't
34:15
have all the commercials. Oh my God.
34:19
You because it's like 3 minutes of commercials here like at like
34:23
in between the matches and then they did an ad for like I mean
34:31
yeah, if you want to talk about merch and stuff like that, you
34:33
know I get that, but to have 3 minutes of commercials in
34:38
between the matches it's just too much.
34:42
Y'all weren't, but I know they had to kill time, so yeah.
34:45
Y'all weren't kidding about the commercials and all that stuff
34:48
when I'm joined ESPN Plus because I'm sitting there like
34:51
what the hell is this? Why is this so long?
34:57
No, we were getting commercials. I was getting commercial, I was
35:00
getting the we'll be right back. Oh no, I was getting
35:04
commercials. Oh, OK.
35:06
The ads, OK. Yeah, all right.
35:09
And we paid for no commercials. I hope as the replay no
35:14
commercials maybe. Maybe.
35:17
Maybe. But because it was live, you
35:19
know? OK.
35:21
I don't know. All right, Y'all heard what we
35:25
got right. Y'all heard what we got wrong.
35:27
Y'all heard our surprises. It's great.
35:30
Paige is back. AG Lee got defeated, Brown
35:36
Breakers back. That's great.
35:39
OK. And that was night 1.
35:45
Like I said, night. You better be better.
35:46
I was getting them too. I like to better be better.
35:49
I'm just like, I'm over this. At least, you know, Brock Lesnar
35:56
was over Femi it as soon as it happens, I know I'm going to
36:01
like, love it and like, yeah, yeah, better than that one
36:05
already, you know? You know, I'd rather watch Night
36:09
2 Main Eventers anyway, so. Yeah.
36:14
Right. Cameron.
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Oh my God. That's one.
36:20
All right, we're done. OK.
36:22
That was a quick reaction. We got it.
36:24
We got y'all. Are you ready to go?
36:27
Yep. All right, And just like that,
36:29
Night 1 is in the books. We got some pics, right?
36:33
We definitely got some wrong. And a few moments in there that
36:36
none of us saw coming, that match gonna be 9-5 minutes.
36:40
It is, it is. It's gonna be like the Goldberg
36:41
match, but, you know, totally worth it and it's gonna be free.
36:47
Yep. We got a few.
36:51
We got stuff that we just saw, like what the fuck is this?
36:54
What is this? That's WrestleMania for you.
36:58
Shout out to Minutes for breaking all down with me on the
36:59
porch tonight. Quick reactions, real thoughts,
37:01
no filter. Exactly how an after show should
37:03
feel. But we're only halfway through
37:06
because tomorrow night we're right back here for Night 2 of
37:08
WrestleMania 4942. I'm sorry, 42.
37:11
Night 2 of WrestleMania 42. Same energy, same setup, same.
37:15
Where did we just watch reactions?
37:17
We'll be talking about everything we delivered, what
37:20
delivered what surprised us, and how the whole weekend comes
37:22
together once it's all said and done.
37:25
So if you pulled up tonight, make sure you come back and sit
37:27
with us again tomorrow. But before we go, take a breath
37:30
with me. Let the noise settle for a
37:32
second. Hold on to that moment you
37:33
enjoyed and we'll run it back again tomorrow night.
37:38
This is my third place and we'll see you after night too.
37:44
See y'all later. Wait, what happened?
37:48
Also? Oh, I posted our predictions.
37:57
Yes, also I saw that. So for the second-half I'm going
38:01
to post them tomorrow and then on Monday I'm going to post what
38:06
we see is going to happen on Monday Night Raw.
38:09
And. Smack down.
38:10
So yeah, you know what? I needed to do that anyways.
38:13
I I was going to do it before, but I went to go Pete get pizza.
38:17
And then I realized, oh shit, it starts at 5:00.
38:21
Yeah, I got to rewatch it again because.
38:23
You know, I, I, I'm kind of glad it started earlier in the day,
38:30
but now it's like, what am I supposed to do now?
38:34
Actually, I know what I'm supposed to do.
38:36
We. React to.
38:38
It well, yeah, it's really that. But now I can watch smack.
38:42
Now no, we can watch stuff all. Right, we'll see.
38:45
I did watch smack that last night, so there you go.
38:49
So I can see what's happening there, OK?
38:52
Yes ma'am. Alright, you ready to go?
38:54
We'll see you later. Have a great weekend or enjoy
38:58
your night too. And y'all be safe.
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Bye bye.