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Deader Snow · Movie Meltdown

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: This episode is rated M for Misty. Yes, that's right,
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  Speaker 1: this is a Misty episode, so it will be laced
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  Speaker 1: with profanity even more than usual. If you're not comfortable
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: with this level of profanity, perhaps this isn't the episode
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  Speaker 1: for you. But we have many other episodes to choose
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  Speaker 1: from that do not feature Misty and will probably be
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: far less offensive. Okay, maybe. With that having been said,
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  Speaker 1: on with the show.
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  Speaker 2: It's showtime, folks.
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  Speaker 1: Enjoy the show.
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  Speaker 3: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 4: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Misty.
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  Speaker 6: And I'm Jay.
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  Speaker 4: And we're coming to you live via digital recording. We're
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  Speaker 4: turning to the bastion of awesomeness.
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  Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: It's been a while. I thought we needed to come
• 1:39
  Speaker 4: back to the Bastion. So, it's also been a while
• 1:42
  Speaker 4: since we talked to you guys. What have you been
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  Speaker 4: up to?
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  Speaker 5: Plotting.
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  Speaker 4: I don't put that past you at all.
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  Speaker 5: I've been watching a lot of forensic files and cold
• 1:52
  Speaker 5: case files, so I'm making sure I've got all my
• 1:54
  Speaker 5: bases covered.
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  Speaker 4: So you know how to do it and cover things
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  Speaker 4: up properly?
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  Speaker 5: How to not get caught.
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  Speaker 4: Because really, with all those shows that are on now,
• 2:02
  Speaker 4: people should stop making all these stupid mistakes.
• 2:04
  Speaker 5: No shit. They tell you what to do to get caught.
• 2:08
  Speaker 5: You're just retarded to get caught at this point because
• 2:10
  Speaker 5: there's just so much out there. They tell you exactly what... People.
• 2:15
  Speaker 5: Come on now.
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  Speaker 4: It was so easy to kill people back in the 70s.
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  Speaker 5: No doubt.
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  Speaker 4: You could just do whatever you wanted.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody was talking about how today's so much more scarier. Oh,
• 2:24
  Speaker 5: you know what?
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  Speaker 4: No, it's the same.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's worse. It was worse back then. There were
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  Speaker 5: more notorious serial killers and stuff in like the 70s.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 4: 70s was like the heyday of serial killers.
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  Speaker 7: You just didn't hear as much about it because news
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  Speaker 7: didn't travel instantly. Now we're plugged into everything that happens
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  Speaker 7: all around the globe at any certain time.
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  Speaker 4: And worse than that, media is very different than it
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  Speaker 4: used to be. There it used to be they would
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  Speaker 4: cover that stuff up. Like they didn't want it to
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  Speaker 4: get out to the public. Now, oh my God, we
• 2:51
  Speaker 4: can get, A, they'll get ratings out of it. Let's
• 2:53
  Speaker 4: throw it out there as much as possible. But more
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  Speaker 4: than that, what I usually fault media for at this
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  Speaker 4: point is like, They're just on too much. It used
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  Speaker 4: to be like, here's a half hour at the end
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  Speaker 4: of the day. Now it's like 24-hour networks running constantly
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  Speaker 4: and multiples. So it's just like they have to come
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  Speaker 4: up with something all day long.
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  Speaker 7: You get bombarded constantly. Anytime you get online, if you're
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  Speaker 7: on Facebook, if you're on anything.
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  Speaker 5: Crime happens in California. We know about it. Back in
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  Speaker 5: the 60s and 70s.
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  Speaker 4: You probably would have never heard about it unless it
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  Speaker 4: was a huge national news kind of thing.
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  Speaker 5: You don't care.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care about crime happening in California.
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  Speaker 5: But I'm just saying it's there constantly.
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was always going on.
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  Speaker 2: It was always going on, but I just didn't hear
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  Speaker 2: about it 24-7.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody's like, oh, it's a new epidemic. No, there was
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  Speaker 5: a lot crazier shit going on back in the day.
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  Speaker 4: That's kind of what I've always said. People are always like, well,
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  Speaker 4: back in the good old days.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, no. We could leave our doors unlocked.
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  Speaker 4: The good old days were horrible, too. You just didn't
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  Speaker 4: hear about all that stuff.
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  Speaker 5: So we could leave our doors unlocked, yes. And then
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  Speaker 5: the hillside strangler came in and you were dead.
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  Speaker 2: We left our doors unlocked just because we lived out
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  Speaker 2: in the middle of nowhere.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we did too.
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  Speaker 4: I just locked my door.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just locked my door now.
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  Speaker 4: Because I'm a paranoid bastard. I locked my door to
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  Speaker 4: my room. And my parents didn't like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we do too.
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  Speaker 5: I don't like that our door is not like steel.
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  Speaker 5: I told Jay, I want our door to our bedroom
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  Speaker 5: to be like one of those bank vault doors.
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  Speaker 4: Can you have the little safety eye holder? Well, actually,
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  Speaker 4: I want.
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  Speaker 5: Night vision cameras. I don't want the frame so they can't.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just very paranoid.
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  Speaker 2: I need a hole that I can open to shoot
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  Speaker 2: out of.
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  Speaker 4: See, I keep trying to get several places that I've
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  Speaker 4: been now, and I want one at home, too. I
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  Speaker 4: want a battleship. I want the big circled windows so
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  Speaker 4: I can see. They're like 16 inches thick, so nothing's
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  Speaker 4: going to get through it, but I want to be
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  Speaker 4: able to look through and see a little round hole
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  Speaker 4: and see some sort of spooky monster from Scooby-Doo.
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  Speaker 5: A moat.
• 4:47
  Speaker 4: I've opted for the moat many a time.
• 4:49
  Speaker 5: I want a moat, and I want a big glass
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  Speaker 5: dome over our head.
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  Speaker 2: I want a large fence with razor wire. And sniper towers, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome to the paranoia cast.
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  Speaker 5: Not paranoid, I'm just ready.
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  Speaker 4: Preparatory cast.
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  Speaker 5: But, yeah, because for the longest time we did not have, like,
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  Speaker 5: fancy television. We had the whatever comes in on the
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  Speaker 5: rabbit ears.
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  Speaker 3: Ears.
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  Speaker 4: Aluminum foil on your head as your wife. Well, you
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  Speaker 4: have that anyway, truthfully.
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  Speaker 1: Let's not.
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  Speaker 5: Because I was so excited. I'm like, oh my God,
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  Speaker 5: we're going to have real television. I can watch the
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  Speaker 5: sci-fi channel. I will never change it from the sci-fi channel.
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  Speaker 5: We will live.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think anybody knows what you're talking about right now.
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  Speaker 5: Fancy TV.
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  Speaker 7: Before that, for a long time, we had antenna just
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  Speaker 7: antenna tv because i didn't want to pay for cable.
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  Speaker 4: Because actually i know a lot of people time.
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  Speaker 2: Warner is kind of ripping people.
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  Speaker 4: Off so there's been a lot of people in recent
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  Speaker 4: years that have been like well screw it i'll watch
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  Speaker 4: uh stuff on the internet and i don't really need
• 5:51
  Speaker 4: you yeah.
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  Speaker 7: That's kind of what we were doing but i mean
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  Speaker 7: we wanted local tv to watch jeopardy and stuff like
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  Speaker 7: that while we were priorities damn.
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  Speaker 2: It well that and i and then was it me
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  Speaker 2: network Me TV.
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  Speaker 4: Me TV is pretty cool, actually.
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  Speaker 2: Saturday nights. They had a good lineup on Saturday nights.
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  Speaker 2: I know you don't like Svengoolie.
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  Speaker 5: I hate Svengoolie.
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  Speaker 4: As we've mentioned on the show before.
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  Speaker 5: I do not miss that. Because that's what we would
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  Speaker 5: do every Saturday night. We'd sit and watch Wonder Woman
• 6:16
  Speaker 5: and Star Trek. And then Svengoolie would come on. And
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  Speaker 5: I would suffer through it.
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  Speaker 2: It's not that I don't hate you. I like the movie.
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  Speaker 4: I like the movies.
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  Speaker 5: Did you say you don't hate me?
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't making you watch it because I didn't dislike you.
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  Speaker 7: I'm like, watch it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to make her watch Svengoolie because I know
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  Speaker 2: she doesn't like it.
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  Speaker 5: The movies weren't bad.
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  Speaker 7: I like the movies.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, some of the stuff was kind of.
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  Speaker 5: Painfully unfunny.
• 6:44
  Speaker 2: But that's part of Svengoolie though.
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  Speaker 4: I love the idea of horror host. I'm not big
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  Speaker 4: on him. But, like, again, I think I like what
• 6:52
  Speaker 4: he's trying to do. He's trying to recapture that. He's
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  Speaker 4: trying to make it back. And he does have good facts.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm still okay with him doing it. And he's getting, like,
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  Speaker 4: cool guests now. Like, he's building up a little following. But, like, again,
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  Speaker 4: I wish... I don't know if he just needs more
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  Speaker 4: writers or some writers.
• 7:07
  Speaker 5: He used to put that name so on Tony.
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  Speaker 6: Probably.
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  Speaker 4: I think some of the jokes are very forced. And, like,
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  Speaker 4: I wish.
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  Speaker 2: But I almost think they're purposely forced.
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  Speaker 4: They kind of are, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's purposely bad.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is as... a sad thing. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I like TV hosts. I wish we would get more
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  Speaker 4: of them, truthfully.
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  Speaker 7: He's not on enough to make me not want to
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  Speaker 7: watch the movies.
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  Speaker 5: But then after that would go off, Lost in Space
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  Speaker 5: would come on and I would have to immediately turn
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  Speaker 5: it off because my fury and hatred for Mr. Smith, Dr. Smith,
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  Speaker 5: whatever the fuck his name is. I want to punch
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  Speaker 5: that guy.
• 7:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I can't stand that guy either. How do they
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  Speaker 7: not kill that guy? Because I would have killed him.
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  Speaker 7: I would have killed him slowly.
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  Speaker 5: Very first day.
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  Speaker 4: First hour.
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  Speaker 2: First minute.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to be hanging out with Judy soon, so
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  Speaker 4: you can tell her all about your hatred.
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  Speaker 5: Isn't she going to be at the Wonderfest?
• 7:55
  Speaker 4: Yes, she is.
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  Speaker 5: Awesome.
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  Speaker 2: How did the cast not strangle that guy? Maybe he's
• 7:59
  Speaker 2: a nice guy in real life, but his character, oh
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: my God.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, from what I've heard, the actor seemed all right. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: why they went is for, I don't know, like as
• 8:07
  Speaker 4: a kid, I was entertained. Like, I love that show.
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  Speaker 4: And like, I didn't have a problem with him. Again,
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  Speaker 4: mostly the robot's the coolest thing in the world.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because when you're a kid, you don't see that.
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  Speaker 2: You don't see his whining and crying the whole time.
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  Speaker 4: But I think I knew how weird and shifty he was,
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  Speaker 4: even as a kid.
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And I kind of like that because it was the
• 8:25
  Speaker 4: dynamic of the show. And like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: But as you get older, you're like, God, this guy
• 8:29
  Speaker 7: bitches way too much.
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  Speaker 4: He really does.
• 8:31
  Speaker 5: He bitches too much for me, and that's saying something.
• 8:34
  Speaker 5: Because I bitch a lot.
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  Speaker 4: You're telling me.
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  Speaker 5: But anyways, now we've got the fancy TV channels and whatnot.
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  Speaker 5: Like I said, that was my thing. I want to
• 8:42
  Speaker 5: watch a sci-fi channel all the time. I'm going to
• 8:44
  Speaker 5: be up to my ass in swamp gator, crocodile, dino
• 8:50
  Speaker 5: gators and everything. I have not watched a sci-fi channel
• 8:53
  Speaker 5: once in the two weeks that we have had it.
• 8:54
  Speaker 4: What is wrong with you?
• 8:56
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you, I can't stop watching Forensic Files.
• 8:59
  Speaker 4: Who are you and what have you done with the
• 9:00
  Speaker 4: real Misty?
• 9:01
  Speaker 5: Forensic Files.
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  Speaker 4: She's dead. And they showed it on an episode of
• 9:05
  Speaker 4: Forensic Files. And the new Misty watched it.
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  Speaker 8: I did.
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  Speaker 5: But that and what else have we been watching a
• 9:11
  Speaker 5: lot of?
• 9:12
  Speaker 4: Top Gear.
• 9:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll watch. I'm catching up on my Top Gear.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't think that I would like it because it's
• 9:18
  Speaker 5: a bunch of Britishy dudes, but they're pretty cool.
• 9:19
  Speaker 4: I kind of like it.
• 9:20
  Speaker 7: Well, back in the day when I was, like, really
• 9:21
  Speaker 7: poor and all my friends all had great jobs and
• 9:26
  Speaker 7: they all had, like, cable and stuff like that and
• 9:28
  Speaker 7: they were all watching Top Gear and I was outside
• 9:31
  Speaker 7: actually working on my car and not watching Top Gear.
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: You're doing it wrong.
• 9:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm actually, I was actually out there fucking doing it. So,
• 9:37
  Speaker 7: I mean, I was doing some amateur racing for SCCA
• 9:40
  Speaker 7: and stuff like that and working on cars.
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: And everybody's like, oh, so it's Top Gear. And I
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: was just like, okay.
• 9:47
  Speaker 5: You were living it.
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: I was living it, man. I don't need that.
• 9:50
  Speaker 7: And actually, yeah, now that I'm out of cars, you know,
• 9:53
  Speaker 7: and not really in it, like I've got a Jeep
• 9:56
  Speaker 7: that's got a starter that needs to be put in it.
• 10:00
  Speaker 7: for the past month now, and the starter's still sitting
• 10:02
  Speaker 7: in the front seat because I just don't feel like
• 10:03
  Speaker 7: going out there and actually putting it in. I'm just
• 10:06
  Speaker 7: at the point now where I just don't care. But
• 10:08
  Speaker 7: now I'm actually sitting down and watching the Top Gear,
• 10:11
  Speaker 7: but now it's all cars that I could never possibly afford.
• 10:14
  Speaker 5: Ferraris.
• 10:15
  Speaker 4: Ferraris.
• 10:16
  Speaker 5: That's what I was going to say, Ferraris.
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: But it's still an entertaining show. I like that show.
• 10:20
  Speaker 4: I must pimp my rye. I forgot all about that.
• 10:25
  Speaker 4: Something came up the other day where they referenced Cribs.
• 10:28
  Speaker 4: And I was like, remember Cribs?
• 10:31
  Speaker 5: My favorite episode was the one that had Michael Rosenbaum
• 10:33
  Speaker 5: in it. Didn't he have bunk beds? Yes.
• 10:35
  Speaker 4: He's the biggest dork. He's pretty awesome. Speaking of, we
• 10:39
  Speaker 4: mentioned that Sebastian character. His episode of Cribs was pretty epic, too.
• 10:43
  Speaker 4: We didn't mention him on the show, though, did we? Well,
• 10:45
  Speaker 4: we were talking about him earlier before we started rolling.
• 10:47
  Speaker 4: What else have we been watching? If I remember, he
• 10:50
  Speaker 4: has a giant life-size, maybe larger than life-size, painting of
• 10:55
  Speaker 4: himself hanging as you walk in over the stairs.
• 10:58
  Speaker 5: Why don't we have that? Is it young Sebastian?
• 11:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it was him.
• 11:02
  Speaker 5: Sebastian Bach, by the way.
• 11:03
  Speaker 4: Because it was when he did the Jekyll and Hyde,
• 11:07
  Speaker 4: or wasn't that the one he did?
• 11:07
  Speaker 5: He did Jekyll and Hyde, and here's Jesus.
• 11:11
  Speaker 4: I think it was Jekyll and Hyde. They did something.
• 11:13
  Speaker 4: It was like him in that outfit, I think. So
• 11:15
  Speaker 4: it was around the middle era there.
• 11:17
  Speaker 5: That's another thing we've been watching a lot of lately.
• 11:19
  Speaker 5: Late nights, they have Metal Mania on VH1 Classics. So
• 11:24
  Speaker 5: we've been loading up on our... What they consider metal,
• 11:27
  Speaker 5: I guess, because it's mostly 80s.
• 11:28
  Speaker 4: It's not really metal.
• 11:30
  Speaker 5: I'm like, Bon Jovi's not metal. I'm sorry.
• 11:32
  Speaker 4: I told you. I described it as metal in quotes
• 11:35
  Speaker 4: that you would read about in the metal in quotes
• 11:37
  Speaker 4: magazine at the grocery store.
• 11:39
  Speaker 5: Would Bon Jovi have even fit that?
• 11:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I used to have them and it was
• 11:43
  Speaker 4: all Bon Jovi and Motley Crue and Scorpion. It was
• 11:47
  Speaker 4: stuff that they played on the radio and called metal,
• 11:49
  Speaker 4: but kids that were into metal at that time did
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: not listen to any of that.
• 11:54
  Speaker 5: We had the debate on, apparently in the 70s and 80s,
• 11:59
  Speaker 5: you didn't have to have any hot guys in your band.
• 12:01
  Speaker 5: Like today, it's a mandatory. If the whole band's not pretty,
• 12:07
  Speaker 5: there's at least one or two hot people in there
• 12:09
  Speaker 5: where you're like, that's the one who's going on my wall.
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  Speaker 4: I think it started to change in those late 80s.
• 12:14
  Speaker 4: You started to see the pretty boys coming out in
• 12:16
  Speaker 4: the hair bands. But the earlier ones, yeah.
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like Scorpions.
• 12:20
  Speaker 5: ACDC. Come on, there ain't nobody pretty in ACDC. But
• 12:24
  Speaker 5: then you get like Winger. You get some Winger. Kip
• 12:28
  Speaker 5: was kind of pushing it.
• 12:29
  Speaker 4: He doesn't count as a band.
• 12:31
  Speaker 5: Janie Lane. I'm sorry. I love me some more. They
• 12:34
  Speaker 5: could try to push him as being pretty, but he
• 12:35
  Speaker 5: was kind of weird looking.
• 12:37
  Speaker 4: I thought Bret Michaels was weird looking.
• 12:38
  Speaker 9: Me too.
• 12:38
  Speaker 4: I still know people today that act like he's so pretty.
• 12:41
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, eh, whatever.
• 12:43
  Speaker 5: They played some of that this morning. And I was like,
• 12:45
  Speaker 5: you know, no, no. Especially the drummer, dude.
• 12:50
  Speaker 6: Ricky?
• 12:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Ricky.
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: Ricky Rocket?
• 12:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Ricky Rocket.
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: I'm sure his birth name.
• 12:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Same as Bobby Doll, right?
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, sure.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay. Of course it is.
• 12:59
  Speaker 5: But it's like, back then you didn't have, I mean, Dio.
• 13:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah. There's no pretty enough Dio.
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: Ronnie James Dio.
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  Speaker 7: Those guys didn't have to have, like, they didn't have
• 13:10
  Speaker 7: to be, like, really pumped up either.
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  Speaker 5: He was scrawny.
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  Speaker 2: If you look at it, a lot of those guys
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: are scrawny. They got little tiny arms.
• 13:16
  Speaker 5: Who was the guy we saw in his little blue
• 13:17
  Speaker 5: underbrush yesterday?
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 13:20
  Speaker 5: I don't remember. We watched a band, and he was
• 13:21
  Speaker 5: in his bed, and the sheets fell off, and he
• 13:23
  Speaker 5: had little blue tighty-whities on. I was like, yeah, sassy underpants.
• 13:27
  Speaker 4: You just had to be kind of badass. Because look
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: at Judas Priest. He was never ripped. Even when he
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: was young, he kind of looks like he does now.
• 13:34
  Speaker 4: He always kind of looked like that. But I'm like,
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: if you were badass, they were like, that's okay. Go
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: sing up there.
• 13:39
  Speaker 5: You're cool. But what bands do you see today where
• 13:42
  Speaker 5: you're like, these are all ugly, but man, they're awesome.
• 13:45
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: I don't listen to bands.
• 13:47
  Speaker 4: I was going to say bands or solo artists. Because
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: now all you see are the people that came through
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: on reality television music. And some of those aren't near
• 13:54
  Speaker 4: as pretty as they should be, and that's why they
• 13:56
  Speaker 4: don't win those contests. I don't know.
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't listen to top 40, so I
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: really don't.
• 14:02
  Speaker 5: I'm saying in general, they're all a bunch of boy banders.
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: They're all meant for teenage girls now, so they all
• 14:07
  Speaker 4: have to be pretty because that's what the girls want.
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: They want to be able to hang posters on their wall,
• 14:11
  Speaker 4: which obviously we were not as discerning with our metal
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: kid posters.
• 14:16
  Speaker 5: When I was a kid, teenager, Axl Rose.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Thousands of years ago.
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: Back in the day, before the lands of time, and
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: there weren't actually walls.
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: Where did you put your posters?
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: I just, like... Trees.
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: Hung them up on trees.
• 14:31
  Speaker 5: Yes. On the thatch hut.
• 14:34
  Speaker 7: Well, see, I seem to remember, like, as a kid, like,
• 14:36
  Speaker 7: some of the girls in our school having, like, posters of.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, gosh, let me think what.
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: His name is.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: There was.
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: I brought this up recently, actually.
• 14:47
  Speaker 7: It was from a soap opera. There were the two brothers,
• 14:51
  Speaker 7: and it was a soap opera, and I think one
• 14:53
  Speaker 7: of them was.
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: Was it Passions?
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't Passions.
• 14:55
  Speaker 7: It might have been Days of Our Lives or something.
• 14:57
  Speaker 7: I just remember one of them had a beard, and
• 14:58
  Speaker 7: the other one didn't.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: I brought this up recently, because I remember, especially those
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: 70s runs of quote-unquote hot guys, and I'm like, Leif
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: Garrett was weird looking.
• 15:09
  Speaker 8: Dude, no.
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: I don't care. Like, old 70s Leif Garrett?
• 15:13
  Speaker 8: Later?
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: He always was weird. Like, I didn't understand at the time.
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: I'm like, what are these girls looking at? Because I'm
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: seeing a weird looking dude. And even like, you're like,
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: Sean Cassidy. And like, this kid is, he's dorky looking though.
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: He wasn't like, hot. He was just like, your brother,
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: which is really creepy if you're hanging a picture of
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: your brother on the wall. So I don't know. Everything
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: about those, those guys that kind of started that pinup
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: craze of like, posters in the magazines hanging on your
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: wall kind of thing.
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: And chicks, dude.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Don't get into the chicks.
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: Chicks, dude.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: Which level of chicks, dude, are we talking about?
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: Lita Ford.
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: I was going to say, are we talking about chicks
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: that had posters or like random bevy of chicks in
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: those videos?
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was going to say, don't get into my chicks.
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: No, they've been playing the same Lita Ford videos.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: They have.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: And it's like in 83. I'm like, man, she's looking
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: pretty haggard by this one. She's got to be at
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: least mid-30s. She was 26. 26.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: I was going to say, 83? She couldn't have been.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: I'm like, dude.
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: I'm like, but she looked older. She didn't look like,
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: you know, 26.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: Eh, you got to go to Runaways. They were all
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: pretty in Runaways.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: And she had that outfit on. It was cut damn
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: near up to her cervix. It was like all the
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: way up here. You can't see the motion I'm doing,
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: but it's not pleasant.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: It's way up here.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's... That was the 80s, though. All the swimsuits
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: were way up there.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: Everything on her was waxed.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: They were creepy.
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: It had to have been.
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: Remember those, and they would be the one-piece ones, but
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: the crotch area would be about an inch wide. It
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: was really disturbing.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: She was wearing that, but it was leather.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: I would hope so.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: Leather and studded. She kept moving her guitar just so
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: you could see what's going on there. I'm like, stop it, Lita.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: I don't want to see that.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: You know you do.
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: Waxed.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Gross.
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: And her hair was huge, but in an awesome way.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Nair generation.
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: But other than that, what have we been doing? Watching
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: Doctor Who. Finally.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: You've been sucked in. You predicted you were going to
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: get sucked in.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: I didn't get sucked in as far as I thought
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: I would. I thought I would be obsessed by now.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: But I hated David Tennant.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: See, that surprises me. Because to me, that's what little
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: I knew of any of them. That was the one
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'd probably like him. I've seen him
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: in one movie. I liked him in that.
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: I didn't even, if it's the same movie that I
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: saw him in.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: You don't like Fright Night. I didn't like, I didn't
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: expect to like that. I just, I ended up liking
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: it on its own terms in its own weird way. Separate,
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: it's not near the original, but that's okay. They're separate movies.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: So I'm trying to look at it separately. And I
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: thought he was pretty fun in that.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: I hate David Tennant. I hate, I hate that he
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: has a Scottish accent that he tries to cover with
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: a British accent. And I guess his idea of talking
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: with a British accent is just, talking with his mouth
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: as far back as he can.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: Thirst and howl the third.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: It's his lower teeth. He's got that lower overbite.
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: Underbite.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Underbite, yeah.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: It's like he sticks his jaw out and opens his
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: mouth so you can see all of his teeth.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, lovey.
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: But then he says, in every episode, at least once,
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: five times in at least one episode, billions, millions and billions.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: And I'm just like, ooh, dude.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: You're no Carl Sagan.
• 18:19
  Speaker 7: It was, you know, it was really hard to get
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: through the whole tenant season because she was like, we
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: just got to make it through.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: We got to make it through.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: Weren't there minis tenant seasons?
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: I thought he had like three or four.
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: At least. It was way too damn many. Don't act
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: like I was the only one. You were like, oh, dude.
• 18:35
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: You were millions and billions along with me.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was joking along with her.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: I'm just like, oh, my God. Because everybody's like, oh.
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: My hatred is not as furious as your hatred is
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: because I can tune people out. And I can kind
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: of see past a lot of that stuff, you know.
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: But still, as far as doctors are concerned, he's not
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: my favorite doctor.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: I like the first one. We just started at nine.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: We didn't go into, like, all the.
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: Deep dark history.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: That's usually the recommended for people. Just start with the
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: reboot-ish thing that they did.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: I like the ninth doctor.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: I adored him, you know. He wasn't hot, which, you know,
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: is usually kind of a stretch for me because it's...
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: But he was very alien-y, you know, whereas you could
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: kind of confuse Dr.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: Tennant.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: Dr. Tennant.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: Paging Dr.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Tennant.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: Dr.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: Tennant.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: You know, he's just kind of a weird human-y person,
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: whereas you knew something wasn't right with number nine. You know,
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: he was definitely a little bit off. And Matt Smith,
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: I'm still not entirely sure.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: I like Matt Smith.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: Sometimes he has the most fantastic hair I've ever seen.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: I just want to, like, touch it and, like, pet
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: it a little bit. It's pretty epic.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Matt Smith's nutty enough.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: I like him.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: I like him. And I adore Karen gillen.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: She is pretty awesome for being almost makes me want
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: to watch it and i have yet to have a reason.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: To watch you know she's she can be a little
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: bit she can wear on the nerves a little bit
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: or you're like all right karen you just need to
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: stop and just hold your shit for a second but
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: i adore her.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: I mean she is the winner of the foiler last
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: year for hottest female technically i think she tied with.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: Scarlet but still i definitely give it to.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: She has to come over the house and pick it
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: up by the way.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: She's adorable and usually i'm not big on the on
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: the redheaded people but god.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: Damn she gets a pass she's super hot.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: Even though she even though she does have a scottish
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: accent i.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Like her scottish accent that's her that's.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: Her actual accent and i'm okay with it because i
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: thought for a while i'm like Maybe I just hate
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: Scottish people.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Sorry, Scotland.
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: No, because I'm like, there's got to be a reason
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: I hate David Tennant so much. I'm like, that's it.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: He's Scottish. That's got to be it, right? No. Because
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: I adore Kieran Gillen. Who else is Scottish that I adore?
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: I adore David Barrowman. I'm probably saying it wrong, but
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: he's actually Scottish, even though he doesn't talk Scottish on
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: the show. Captain Jack Harkness, the one I almost ran
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: into once at one of the conventions, and I hadn't
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: seen the show, so I'm like, oh, my God. Sean Connery.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: I'm not as big on Sean Connery as you are.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: If you have issues with it, I'm going to blame
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Mike Myers. Because he's not Scottish, but he does that
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: damn Scottish accent as often as he can in everything.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: Mostly Shrek.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: I don't care. I don't care. But yeah, so I thought, okay,
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: maybe that's why I don't like David Tennant.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Scottish.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: But then Kieran Gillick, I'm like, nope. Can't be him.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: No, I think more or less it's just his.
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: He's a cartoon character.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, his stretchy face.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: It does.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: He has like James, James Carey. I'm like picking everybody
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: fancy today.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Dr.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Carey.
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: You know, Jim Carey. It's very cartoonish. And I'm just like,
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: stop it. You know, just.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: It's too over the top.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: Calm that shit back a little bit. He's just, he
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: was a fanboy. You know, he was a fan. From
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: what I read. The main reason he became an actor
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: was because he wanted to be Doctor Who.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, when it's been around that long, I
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: guess you're going to get two generations now that that's
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: been their whole thing.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: He even ended up marrying one of the Doctor's actual daughters,
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: like in real life.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: It's getting a little creepy now.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: You know, which is even weirder because they met on
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: an episode where she was playing his daughter.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: Extra weird, extra creepy.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: Anyway, she's super adorable. She was blonde. I can't remember
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: her name. Not important. I think his name was Jenny.
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: His name was Jenny at some point. I could be
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: totally making that up.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's the one. Yeah. Oh, that's weird.
• 22:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: Anyways, I was so happy when he went away. Because
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: I was counting down. But then when the episode where
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: I thought he was going to die, in quotes, and
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: become the next Doctor, he didn't. And then they had
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: like five specials or something in between. And I'm like, oh,
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: now you're just fucking with me.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: Just to mess with you. That's why they did.
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: And I still miss Rose.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: I like Rose.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: I didn't like Martha. Hated Donna.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Martha was okay. She was a little boring. Donna, I
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: couldn't stand.
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: Doctor. Doctor. Donna. God, I wanted to punch them all
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: in the face. She's the reason I hate redheads.
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: No.
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: She is part of the... She is the stereotypical reason
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: of why I hate redheads.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Thankfully, Karen redeemed it all.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: She did.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: She's so dreamy. Huh?
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Doctor Donna.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: Doctor Donna. Remember how they would always say... How they
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: would always say Donna.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. I was just asking. That's
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: your reason you don't like credits.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: I've had sillier reasons for other things.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you have. That's true.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: But yeah, now we're on... Rory's okay. I don't want
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: to punch him anymore. I didn't like him for the
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: longest time.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: Well, I can only come up with one thing. But
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: I do feel like I need to... Not that everyone
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: else hasn't made a big deal about this in the
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: last week, but I do have to at least acknowledge
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: the passing of the torch of Letterman leaving. Only because
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: I spent so much of my life watching that, and
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: I'm still pretty sure this wouldn't exist. There's a huge
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: part of my childhood, and one of my favorite things ever,
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: and probably one of the best things in Mallrats, Is
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: that split second at the end where he's like, hey,
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: have you ever thought about hosting your own talk show?
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: I'm not missing a beat. And Jason goes, yeah, obviously.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: So I think there was a little bit of every
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: kid that was like watching Letterman. And that was my
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: take on it. It was like, yeah, of course. And
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: it was mostly Letterman because Johnny's a weird, different kind
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: of thing that happened before that. He was like so
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: professional and so proper and so relaxed and smooth about
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: it all. And then Dave came along and they were like, oh, Lord,
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: they'll just give a show to any dork. And I'm like, finally,
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: a dork like me. I can have a show, too,
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: just like that dorky guy.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: I think that's what it was. I think there was
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: an attachment to him that a lot of people had.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: I certainly did that, I think, because he's just a
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: regular dorky guy. He's probably a little weird. And I
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: think I attach myself to that, too, because I feel
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: like he's kind of awkward.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: You're a weirdo.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: But he's like he is kind of awkward. And yet
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: he sat down and talked to people. And I'm like,
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: that's my go to. I'm like, if that weirdo can
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: sit down and talk to people, maybe I can too.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: As long as you just sit and stare at him
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: from across the room for a while first.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: Just a little.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: You got to get prepped.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: You got to get in the mindset. Got to get
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: ready to roll. So, I don't know. I've been watching
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: the last couple of weeks, watching it come down to it.
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: I watched a clip that had him and Tom Waits.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: That's about all.
• 25:14
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: I watched some Letterman, but I just don't care. It's
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: just flat.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: It's way past our bedtime.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: For one minute. Well, 90% of the stuff that's going
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: on doesn't even register on my radar.
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: I'm in a completely different world than like 98% of
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: the population.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: Well, I like that. He sort of created his own
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: wacky little world there and was doing it before. Again,
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: like the only thing before that was the Tonight Show
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: really that anybody attached to. And it didn't really do that.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: Like they had bits and he sort of had his
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: running characters, but it didn't like create its own sense
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: of humor really like Letterman did. And like you see,
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Conan did that, and all the other ones do that now,
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: but I feel like he was sort of pioneering it.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Conan's awesome.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: I like Conan because, well, recently he had Jean-Claude Van
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: Damme on there. Did you see that?
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: I saw, maybe I saw the clip of it. What
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: was he doing?
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: Where he recreated the dance moves from, what was the dance?
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: What was the movie?
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Kickboxer.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: Kickboxer. The whole, I can't even do it, and it's
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: going to make my chair squeak if I try. But,
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: you know, everybody knows the epic scene in Kickboxer where
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: he's at the, they're at a bar.
• 26:15
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 26:16
  Speaker 7: They're at a bar somewhere in Thailand, and the guy
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: that he's training with makes him dance.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: So he starts dancing.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: And it's epic.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: It's beautiful.
• 26:24
  Speaker 7: And these guys get mad because he's dancing with their girls.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: Or something like that. And then there's some awesome fighting.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: And there's some splits. No, I think there was some
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: splits in that one. Not in the Conan movie.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he did not do the splits on Conan. I'm like, what?
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: He's getting older now.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: He's going to bust a hip doing them now.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: I was blaming it on the jeans. Maybe he was
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: wearing too tight of jeans.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: See, if he was wearing Chuck Norris action jeans.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: With the slim gusset?
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the action crotch.
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: Is it sad that we both got those catalogs when
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: we were kids?
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: Damn it.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: I knew that's where you do it from. I sent
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: my dollar in and got myself a catalog.
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: I just, I don't know. I guess I haven't watched any.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: Like I said, it's way past our bedtime. I'm like
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: in bed by like 9, 8, 10 o'clock.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: I mean, my sleep schedule is so messed up at
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: this point. But I would still try to make an effort.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: Like the other shows, like there's so many freaking talk shows.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: Everybody has a talk show. And the other one's just
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: kind of, sometimes there's an interesting clip from one or
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: the other. But Letterman was still sort of a thing.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: And again, it was sort of that little like, you
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: were part of the club. And I think that's what
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: he started with. Like when he very first started, it
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: was a weird... those dorky kids that were staying up
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: too late, you know, it was, you were part of
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: the clubs. I feel like it still had that, that
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: the new shows don't really have.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: Is Leno still on? Cause I fucking.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: Hate that guy. Again, I don't feel like he's a
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: horrible person. He probably is fine. And no, he's fine
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: in the real world. I just, I, he got so
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: mediocre in his comedy. It was, he knew his market
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: was old white people and like everything was made to
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: be like the middle America, middle-aged people that were staying
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: up late. And like, he knew that. that was his
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: bread and butter. Like he may still be a good
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: standup somewhere behind all that. But as far as that
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: talk show, when he, it was terrible, his comedy got
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: really terrible. And then like the whole selling Conan down
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: the river, like I lost so much respect for him
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: after that. He just screwed him over. And he, that's
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: the thing. He could have been the one that stopped
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: it all. You know, it's like, it doesn't surprise me.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: The network screwed him over. That's their job. They're a
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: multi-billion dollar corporation. Their job is to do whatever it
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: is to protect their assets. But, like, Leno could have said, no,
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: you guys made this decision. I'm not coming back. You
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: stick with him. You ride it out. Because obviously he
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: can do it. He's been doing it ever since then.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: He moved to another network as soon as he could,
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: and now he's been doing it ever since. So he could.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: NBC just sucked, and they wouldn't back him. So, yeah, Leno,
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: that was kind of a dick move.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Leno. I'm sure that he listens.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Dave probably does because he has nothing else to do now.
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: Was he going on to something else, or was he
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: just retiring?
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: I think he just wanted to retire. I don't keep track.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: Hang out with the kid. That was weird. They showed
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: the kid. He was super protective, especially the kid. You
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: rarely saw his wife, but there were hardly any pictures
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: of that kid ever. How old is the kid now?
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: The kid?
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: 11, maybe?
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: He looked like he was probably 10 or 11, something
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: Does he have the gap in his teeth?
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: I don't think so. He might have escaped that.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: Good for him.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: Or he just cashed in early on some orthodontist. Anyway,
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: that was just a milestone that I'm kind of sad about.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Because whoever is coming along, they're all pretty good. They're
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: naming off all the new people. They're all serviceable, but
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: they're never going to be Dave. It's not going to
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: be Dave.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: I'm not even a big fan of talk show people
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: in general. but dave was one of the ones i'm
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: like all right there's nothing else on if i had
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: the choice it's gonna be.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: Dave yeah dave's just so dorky you know.
• 29:48
  Speaker 7: It's been 25 years since i've watched late night tv
• 29:51
  Speaker 7: i mean after i got out of high school and
• 29:53
  Speaker 7: was working and now i actually work at the real
• 29:56
  Speaker 7: hour job I don't get to stay up late at night.
• 29:59
  Speaker 7: I don't even stay up late at night on the
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: weekends and watch it.
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: See, I still watched it now and I get up better.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: But that's because, again, I have no normal sleep schedule.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: I don't live like a human, so I would rearrange
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: things just to stay up for days. I don't know
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: that I'm going to do that with these new guys.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: Who's replacing him?
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: Colbert. Who, again, is very clever, very funny.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: He has wonky ears.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: He's not, Dave, but he's very smart. I like You know,
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: he takes his approach seriously. He's done like so many characters, though.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: It'll be weird to watch him have to be himself.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: So it'll be an adjustment.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: You need to adjust that ear.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: Anyway, I think we should watch a movie. What are
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: we watching, Misty?
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: I have no idea.
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: We haven't picked it out yet. So we're going to
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: go figure out what the hell we're going to watch.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: And then we're going to come back and talk about it.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: Let's go do that now.
• 30:53
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  Speaker 1: It's time for Sofa Theater.
• 36:21
  Speaker 9: Martin, can you hear me?
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: Are you there? Things came from the snow.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Nazis.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: Some little Nazi creatures came up from the earth.
• 36:32
  Speaker 9: When we found you, your right arm was ripped off.
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• 36:38
  Speaker 3: The operation was a success.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Is this the zombie squad?
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: Martin, these are not your textbook zombies.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: These are cursed zombies awakened to complete a task given
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: to them.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: We will take care of this. We are professionals. Looks
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: like we're going to Norway.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: It's time to go hunting.
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: That was further than usual.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: What do the creatures want?
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: Revenge.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: There they are. We have a tank, I see.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: That can't be good.
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: Your arm, your power.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: This is how we defeat them.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: We create an army of our own.
• 37:49
  Speaker 10: Nazi zombies.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: Nazi zombies.
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  Speaker 10: Nazi zombies. Nazi zombies.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: Lock and load, gotta drop the clip.
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: These Nazi zombies are coming too quick. No time to waste,
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: we gotta kill these fools. We can't survive if we
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: follow the rules. Rule one, put your back to the wall.
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: Rule number two, don't trip and fall. Rule number three,
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: be accurate. Straight aim for the dome and unload the clip.
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: Shoot from the hip if you have to. Making a
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: pool of Nazi zombies. Soup my nuts, go bloop on
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: your face for days.
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: We'll see you next time.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: Truthfully, I'm surprised I've been able to focus this far
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: into the episode, since I'm sitting next to a mystic
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: seer machine. Fuckin' A. For those of you who don't know,
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: Misty's the kind of dork who would have a mystic
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: seer official life-sized replica sitting on her table.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: It works, too. What are you talking about?
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: Does it see the future, and do you get trapped?
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: Will I ever leave this kitchen again? It gets stuck sometimes, too.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: That is, in itself, a fortune. All right, so we
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: are back. And we did what I'm assuming everybody out
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: there does. You get on the old streaming movie options.
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: You stare at it for about 15, 20 minutes.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: You scroll through it. 15 or 20. I usually stare
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: at it for about as long as a movie.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: We should have just recorded a podcast of us looking
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: through the movie.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Scroll, scroll.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: How about that one? There's a lot of shrugging, and
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: I was going to watch that, but I don't know.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: So if you're like the one person who doesn't do that,
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: I guess write in and let us know. But I
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: assume the rest of the world also does that. Just
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: a lot of scrolling.
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: I've spent the entire evening.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: I have too. Like I've gotten where I'll spend 30
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: minutes looking through and I'll go, oh, this one. And
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: I'll finally click on it to watch it and then
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: I just go to sleep.
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: 30 minutes? You're a lightweight. We spent like the entire night.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: It was like 12 o'clock. We almost agreed on one.
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: And then you're like... Fuck, it's too late now.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: That's the thing. Usually after about 30 minutes, I'm like,
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: you know, I should be this far in by now.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: And just never mind. And then I'll either do something
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: else or go to sleep or whatever. But, yeah.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: It did remind me of other movies that I've seen
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: recently that I should have talked about earlier. But then
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: I won't.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: Because we have to get to, what did we end
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: up on?
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: What the fuck was that movie?
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: Dead Snow 2.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Colon. Red versus dead.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: Exactly. So that is, in fact, this week's Silver Theater feature.
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: Did you feel lost having not seen the first one?
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: I was the one who had not seen the first one,
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: but I heard you recount it several times, so I
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: felt like I kind of knew what was going on.
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: I hated the first one.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: I know, which I thought it was odd that you
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: went with it. You hated the first one?
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't like it at all. You liked it.
• 41:01
  Speaker 8: I didn't like it.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: I liked it, yeah.
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: This one from the trailer looked funnier and more tolerable.
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: Maybe I was in a better mood tonight. Could have
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: been all the candy I ate.
• 41:10
  Speaker 7: It could have been, because sometimes when you're in a
• 41:12
  Speaker 7: really bad mood, it doesn't matter how good the movie is,
• 41:15
  Speaker 7: she just hates it right off the bat.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: Yep. It's a lost cause at that point.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Pretty much.
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: No, that one movie's still shit, and I'll never watch it,
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: so don't even try to use that as an excuse.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Which one?
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: You know which one.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, you mean.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Yes, I do.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Galaxy Quest?
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I will never like that, no matter what mood
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: I'm in.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: You know, I finally watched it. I... For some reason,
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: I think I was like everybody else when it first
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: came out, and I was just like, eh, whatever. I mean,
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: it didn't make money. It didn't do that well. It's
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: a brilliant movie. And then it built up all this following,
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: and I finally, like in the last year, was like,
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: all right, cool, I need to watch it. And it
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: was streaming, so for once I didn't argue forever. I
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: just sat down and watched something, and it was Galaxy Quest.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: And I was like, eh, it's all right. I think
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: it just had way too many people tell me in
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: the last 10 years, like.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Dude, it's amazing.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: I'm just like, it's funny. Anyways, back to Dead Snow.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: What do we think of Dead Snow? Do you need
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: to do the actual premise?
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: We didn't finish the rundown. Hold on. So we got
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: Dead Snow 2, Red vs.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: Dead.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: The year is 2014. The director, Tommy Warkola? That's what
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: we'll go with. It's not my fault. He's from....
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: He's from the Netherlands?
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: I have no fucking clue.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: If not Tommy, sorry. The plot, according to IMDb, is
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: If the worst day of your life consisted of accidentally
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: killing your girlfriend with an axe, chainsawing your own arm off,
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: and watching in horror as your closest friends were devoured
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: by a zombified Nazi battalion, you'd have to assume that
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: things couldn't get much worse. In Martin's case, that was
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: only the beginning. Spoiler alert!
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: I do like that at the beginning of this they
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: give you a complete rundown recap of the first movie
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: so that you don't actually have to watch the first one.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: You're just like, oh, here's a quick little five minute
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: recap of the entire first movie.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's kind of what I was counting on is
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: that I didn't have to see the movie anyway because
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: it's a zombie movie. I figured I'd piece it together.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: And I heard you tell me about it. But other
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: than that, yeah, I was surprised it did do a
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: nice little synopsis.
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: Very thorough. It wasn't even like a half-ass, you know,
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: it was like, We went on to hear, this is
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: exactly what happened. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: It was the people who put together the previously on
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: segment at the beginning of each episode that, you know,
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: the next thing starts and they pick out the key
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: things that you're going to have to know going back
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: into this episode. They did that with this movie and
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: it kind of worked out.
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: I did enjoy this one a great deal more than
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: the first one. The first one just pissed me off.
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: It might have been the... Sex scene in the outhouse,
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: it totally turned me off.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, there's some gross stuff in this movie. Both
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: of them.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: No, I'm talking about the original one on that one.
• 43:49
  Speaker 7: No, I know, but both of them have gross stuff.
• 43:53
  Speaker 10: In the movie.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: I don't understand why I didn't see any gross stuff.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: Anyway. We did that a couple times. That's what I
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: thought was fun, is we immediately went into who's calling things.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: Called it.
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: Very quickly, it was... Do you want to go through
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: the keeping score?
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: I got the first two right.
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: You were.
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: I got the, oh, wait, I bet that person's innards
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: are going to get stuck on that shard of glass
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: and they're going to be dragged all the way out.
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: I'll be sure.
• 44:20
  Speaker 13: Oh, right.
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: What was the other one I got right?
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: The mouth-to-mouth, which I think we all kind of saw
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: that coming. But you did say it aloud, so.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like, oh, he's totally going to bite that guy.
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: He's going to bite his tongue off and I'll be damned.
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: There it was.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: Good times were ahead.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: It was very.
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: They were not stingy with their killing people.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Especially kids.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they were not worried at all. In fact, I'm
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: assuming they were doing that on purpose. Let's see how
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: far we can push this envelope.
• 44:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, really, I think they killed like a total of
• 44:53
  Speaker 7: four kids, two babies. No, actually, five kids. Because there
• 44:58
  Speaker 7: was a little girl that was in one of the
• 45:00
  Speaker 7: houses where the zombies came in and just bashed.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Her brains in.
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: There was a lot of that going on. And I'm
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: not complaining. I like a good gratuitous head bash just
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: as much as the next person.
• 45:10
  Speaker 7: Misty thinks for far too long that kids have gotten
• 45:13
  Speaker 7: the easy pass in horror movies and it's about time
• 45:15
  Speaker 7: for them to die. Because in reality, that's what happens.
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: I mean, not to be cruel about it, but I mean,
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: in real life.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: I've watched way too much Forensic Files.
• 45:26
  Speaker 7: She's watched way too much Forensic Files and know that
• 45:29
  Speaker 7: kids don't normally get a free pass. And so that's
• 45:33
  Speaker 7: not always 100% believable in a lot of horror movies
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: where the kid just magically makes his getaway.
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: I am not going to lie, though. I did not
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: see that from Bobby.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they really, like, I assumed they were making him
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: into a character.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: That's what I thought, too.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: They very quickly built him up like, hey, okay.
• 45:50
  Speaker 10: Quirky sidekick.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Like, he's just going to be hanging around with
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: this guy the whole, whoa, there he goes out the window.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: Holy shit.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: Girlfriend was like, wow, I didn't see that coming.
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: And usually I'm pretty good at calling shit, and I
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: did not see that one coming.
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: I was like, well, maybe now he'll come back, and
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: he'll be a zombie, so I can't get it. Nope.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: Ripped open his insides.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: I came really close to calling that one, because he
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: went to go give him CPR, and I'm like, oh,
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: he's going to crack a rib. I did not go
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: far enough.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: You got a half point on that one.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Put his fist, or his hand, all the way through
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: his chest.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: Started pulling errands out like happens about every 10 seconds
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: or so in this movie it's.
• 46:26
  Speaker 7: Not what it looks like yeah the cop sees him
• 46:28
  Speaker 7: he's trying to stuff the kids insides back inside of
• 46:31
  Speaker 7: him yeah it's not.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: Gonna fix him it's not a pillow you can't restuff.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: It they tried if he was touching him what does
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: that make logical.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: Sense well he didn't know at the time and he
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: didn't touch him on the.
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: Forehead oh okay spoiler alert we already threw that oh
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: even more spoiler double spoiler alert at the very beginning
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: of the movie There's a scene, well, because from the
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: previous movie, he cuts his own arm off because it
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: got bitten by a zombie. You know you don't want
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: that shit happening, even though they said that they didn't
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: actually become zombies.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they weren't the right type of zombies. They were
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: zombies driven by revenge.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: He'd just recently seen Evil Dead, so he was like, hey,
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: I know what to do.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so he cut his arm off.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: He was very Evil Dead.
• 47:10
  Speaker 7: And then, of course, the main Nazi leader, when he
• 47:13
  Speaker 7: was trying to get to the guy in the car,
• 47:15
  Speaker 7: his arm magically gets ripped off.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: Same arm. At the same spot.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: At the same spot.
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: The same location.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: And what happens?
• 47:23
  Speaker 7: They find his arm, and they sewed it back on
• 47:26
  Speaker 7: the good guy.
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: His boyfriend called that one, because he was like, oh,
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: but they sewed that guy's.
• 47:29
  Speaker 6: Arm on him.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: Keeping score at home.
• 47:31
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: There was a high five involved with that one, too.
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 47:34
  Speaker 7: Because, like, we were sitting there, and you know he's
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: got his arm up, and they got the sheet over
• 47:38
  Speaker 7: his arm.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: I was like, dude, they totally sewed that Nazi's arm
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: onto the guy.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: That's the wrong arm.
• 47:42
  Speaker 7: They had to, because it was the right, well, yeah,
• 47:44
  Speaker 7: it's not the right arm, but it was the right arm.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: The right arm. It was just not the right guy.
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: So then there was a high five.
• 47:52
  Speaker 8: High five.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: High five.
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: That was a lame high five.
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: Sorry.
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: It did not resonate well.
• 47:57
  Speaker 10: Fully.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: There we go. There we go.
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: Totally worked that in.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: That's your Foley guy.
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: But anyways, once he gets this magical zombie arm, apparently,
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: which gives him super zombie Nazi strength, because apparently that's
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: how it works, I guess.
• 48:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: He can apparently... Bring back the dead. Which, I felt
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: so sorry for his little pet zombie. He got the
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: shit kicked out of him.
• 48:20
  Speaker 7: They brought the guy back like four or five times.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: Did he even have a name?
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: I don't think he did.
• 48:26
  Speaker 7: Like, he brought him back to life the first time
• 48:28
  Speaker 7: and then killed him. And then they brought him back
• 48:31
  Speaker 7: to life again, and then the zombie squad guy killed him.
• 48:34
  Speaker 7: And then they brought him back to life again, and
• 48:36
  Speaker 7: then they used him to get out of the ditch
• 48:39
  Speaker 7: to get traction.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: Then they brought him back to life again.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: And they ran over him with a tank.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: They ran over him with a tank, yeah.
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: Does he have a name on IMDB, or is he
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: just zombie?
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: He's just an unaccredited zombie guy. He's got to be.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: We'll check.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: He's got to have a name.
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel bad if I had it after a while,
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: because apparently the Martin, who would be the survivor from
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: the first movie.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Vigor Hole?
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: Is that his name in the movie?
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: No, that's his actual name.
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: What's his name in the movie?
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Martin.
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: No, the zombie he brings back.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, let's talk about Martin.
• 49:14
  Speaker 7: Martin has the power to bring people back from the
• 49:17
  Speaker 7: dead with his Nazi zombie arm.
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: What?
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: Not necessarily bad.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they obey him.
• 49:22
  Speaker 7: So whoever he tells them to attack, they attack. But
• 49:25
  Speaker 7: for the most part, this guy just kind of hangs
• 49:27
  Speaker 7: around like a lost puppy.
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: They even give him a good boy.
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he kind of whimpers sometimes.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he kind of whimpers and acts more like a
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: dog than anything else.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: It's a whole bunch of crazy Scandinavian names.
• 49:41
  Speaker 12: Aw.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: Except for Derek Mears, who is not at all that
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: I know of.
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: Who is he? Who is he in that?
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: He's the, I'm assuming, the Russian. Isn't that Starvini? Isn't
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: that who they were going for?
• 49:52
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: I was still waiting for the main cop guy to
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: die in this one. He was a douche.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Did he ever die?
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: He didn't die, did he?
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: No, he never did.
• 50:00
  Speaker 8: Nope, nope.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: Sidekick zombie.
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: Aw, you didn't even get a name.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: Poor psychic. Christopher Joner is the actual name of quote-unquote psychic.
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: I'm sure it's pronounced something weird and funny like Joner.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: Christopher Joner.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: Something weird like that. No offense, weird people who speak
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: weird languages.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Scandinavia.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: I thought it was Norwegian. Norwegia. Whatever.
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: Not Hoth.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: We don't understand geography.
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: It is not Hoth. I'll tell you that right now.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: It's more like Inder. the nerd i see a nerd
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: chick never got super hot she took.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: Her glasses off but she pulled the other alternative which
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: if she's not gonna get the super hot makeover she's
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: gonna get the i'm gonna turn into a badass and
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: she did turn into a badass so she had to
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: go one or the other.
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: And what was my what was the favorite line that
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: both i damn near died don't hurt me i have
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: two kittens.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: I still think that's possibly my favorite line in the
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: entire movie Don't worry, I have two kittens.
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: That was pretty hilarious, that guy.
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: He's a lot of fun. I was glad he stayed around.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: I was afraid we were going to kill him right away.
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: Because I was like, I'm okay with this guy so far.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: He's a good character. So I was glad to see
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: he hung around.
• 51:10
  Speaker 7: He had a very Lux Interior look to him.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: If you look at him.
• 51:15
  Speaker 7: Because he had the eyeliner on and he had some
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: earrings and he had the really kind of short black hair.
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: I thought he was more Fallout boy. I don't know.
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: Depends on the decade, I suppose.
• 51:25
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: But anyways, he thinks he knows what's causing the zombies
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: to continue their attack. Because in the first one, it was,
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: you know, he found their pot of gold or some
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: shit like that.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: Leprechauns?
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: Nazi leprechauns.
• 51:40
  Speaker 9: Leprechauns.
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: Well, anyways, so he returns their gold to them. And
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: then they're like, whoa, no, no. There's bound to be
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: another reason. So he goes to a World War II museum.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: Conveniently located in the near area.
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. I mean. And they figure there's got to
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: be a whole other reason that the zombies are, you know,
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: coming back with the help of his not so agreeable,
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: not really agreeable, so he didn't really want to be
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: his companion, his friend.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: His reluctant companion.
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the word I'm looking for. Reluctant companion. That's
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: the way he smacked the newspaper out of that guy's face.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: Again, one of the funnier things in the whole movie.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Because it's something you've always wanted to do.
• 52:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: And you just needed a Nazi arm sewn on you,
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: I guess, to make that happen.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: It was so chock full of us making references to
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: Idle Hands. It was pretty much constantly me. Look at me,
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: look at me, I'm Leatherface. Idle Hands is the devil's ding-a-ling.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: That's Squidbillies. That's Squidbillies.
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: I thought it was in, didn't they say it in the.
• 52:46
  Speaker 6: No.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: That Squidbilly know that Squidbilly's... Idle Hands is the devil's plaything.
• 52:52
  Speaker 7: Idle Hands is the devil's plaything is what that guy...
• 52:55
  Speaker 7: I've been watching them both too much.
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: I need to watch them both.
• 52:58
  Speaker 7: And Squidbilly's early Kyler says Idle Hands is the devil's ding-a-ling.
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: I haven't watched either one of them for too long.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: So....
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: Jack knows where they.
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: Your dear friend Jack knows where they.
• 53:16
  Speaker 10: We.
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: Go way back.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: All the way to when he was 21? Mm-hmm.
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: And dead at 21.
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: That happens.
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: But anyways, so, yeah.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: So you did mention that you love in these movies
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: that when some sort of horrible situation breaks out, people
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: conveniently forget how to run?
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: Dude, preacher man, what the hell? It's like... Why do
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: people forget how to run whenever there is something chasing them?
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: It's just like there's a switch in their brain that
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: just flips off. And it's like, how do I run?
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: How do I move? How do I not fall like
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: a retard?
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: I mean, they usually run, but they get about three
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: steps and they fall over like a tree branch or
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: a twig.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: And then they just lay there.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: And they look back and take a lot of time
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: to do it.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: And then put their hands up.
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: That's going to stop the zombie Nazis, the hands up
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: like this.
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: That's usually going to be like, oh, look. That or
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: a newspaper.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the newspaper didn't work.
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: Because, yeah, when a Nazi zombie comes at your face
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: with a knife, a newspaper is a good deflector.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, that was a sledgehammer he came out with.
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, was it a sledgehammer at that point?
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: It was either a sledgehammer or an axe.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was one of those.
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: There were so many axe, knife deaths.
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: There was a lot of axe to the heads in
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: this movie.
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: There was a lot of everything to the head in
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: this movie. It was just every couple minutes, like, whoop,
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: there goes another one to the head, there's another one
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: to the head, there's another one to the head.
• 54:31
  Speaker 10: It was just constant.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's ripping out insides.
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: Dude, that was.
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of entrails, specifically intestines.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when you use intestines to siphon gas, that's pretty good.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: They get a lot out of intestines in movies lately.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: They get a lot of intestines out of people.
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: Seems to be the case. This and the machete movies
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: for some reason. Anywhere they like to play with gooey intestine. Pretend.
• 55:04
  Speaker 12: What?
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: What's the one where they use the intestine as like
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: a bungee cord?
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: What was that?
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: That was Machete.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: That was Machete number one, but Machete number two, he
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: throws the intestines up into the helicopter propeller.
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: Oh, Lord.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Yep, exactly.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: Let me guess, it winds the guy up into the propeller?
• 55:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because that would happen.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: Because that's exactly what would happen. In a movie.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: Directed by Robert Rodriguez.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: So, in this one, though, you also decided that not
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: only is the zombie-ism contagious, but so is Nazi-ism.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, apparently you can just spread that shit, too.
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: I thought it was just, you know, I can understand
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: zombie-ism being contagious, you know.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Well, no, I mean, you remember what he said in there.
• 55:49
  Speaker 7: It was like the guy, when he had the hand that,
• 55:54
  Speaker 7: when he brought back the corpses back to life, that
• 55:58
  Speaker 7: they were pretty much under his control.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: They were under his command. So, naturally....
• 56:03
  Speaker 7: Anything that the Nazi leader brought back, they were going
• 56:06
  Speaker 7: to be following his lead.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: Following his command.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: He's a Nazi.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: He's going to turn them into Nazis.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: Nazi zombies. Who have really impressive muscle tone.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: I guess. And a lot of goo coming out of
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: their mouth.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: We noticed that with the arm attachment. That was a
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: ripped zombie arm.
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: It did not match at all. A zombie has been
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: in the ice for, like, however many years, a zombie
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: would have been there. His arm would not have been
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: in that great a shape.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: Well, he did decompose.
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: But still, it would not have been in, like, pristine condition,
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: aside from a slight discoloration.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: But maybe he has all the powers of the undead.
• 56:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: I guess that makes him all.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: Ripped and shit. Remember because he said it was Satan's arm.
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, Satan's arm. Satan's arm. Ah, whatever. The movie
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: was ridiculous.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: It was totally ridiculous.
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: What I thought was impressive, though, is it doesn't, like, again,
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: at this point, I've seen so much with zombies in general.
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: Every zombie movie, and now it's to the point of
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: zombie rom-coms and zombie TV shows, except iZombie, which is awesome.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: I do love iZombie.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: iZombie's awesome.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: But, like, to this point, like, we've seen so many
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: variations that, like, it's so rare to see anybody do
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: something different.
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: And then call themselves out in their own movie for
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: doing something different, saying that they've created their own genre.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: It's in their own movie. Very meta.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: Okay, which part are you talking about?
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: How about when the zombie guy, zombie squad is talking
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: to Martin and like, we've never seen anything like this before.
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: You've created your own genre. Were you asleep during that point?
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: No, I'm just trying to figure out what you were
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: talking about. Because I was just talking about the fact
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: that they don't, operate like normal zombies.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: No.
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: They're not infectious. But not even that. In the beginning
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: we were like, man, they're pretty nimble for zombies.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: They're not going for brains.
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: They're not going for brains, but they're also not shambling along.
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: They're not decaying and decrepit. They're kind of with it
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: and ripped and they beat the hell out of people.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: And then when you get further into it, and I
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: don't know that it was like this in that first one,
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: but in this one, there's a massive amount of hand-to-hand
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: zombie combat.
• 58:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: Then I'm like, you don't see that in zombie, but
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: you see humans usually just annihilating zombies, and occasionally a
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: human gets, like, bitten.
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: But, like, you don't see just, like, choreographed battle scenes
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: going on.
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: Well, see, they made the comment in the movie, like,
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: I wish we could get weapons here. So it's one
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: of those countries where you can't get firearms, or you can't... have.
• 58:47
  Speaker 7: Like real yeah but still you know like brian's saying
• 58:51
  Speaker 7: they all had hatchets or sledgehammers or that's what they
• 58:54
  Speaker 7: could have i know but you don't see that level
• 58:57
  Speaker 7: of weapon proficiency with zombies in normal movies like he's
• 59:02
  Speaker 7: saying they generally just kind of shamble on they're like
• 59:05
  Speaker 7: and then they bite you these are like these guys
• 59:07
  Speaker 7: are like full-on tomahawk fighters.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah and it's not the humans attacking the zombies like
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: the zombies are equally if not better i guess because
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: they are actual trained soldiers a long time ago so
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: like they all understand hand-to-hand combat so again it's probably
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: a little better put together than i would have expected
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: going into a silly movie like this. And the fact
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: that those action scenes work really well is like that
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: second half could have fallen apart. Cause there's not a
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: ton of story there. It becomes a lot of action.
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: And if the action wasn't good, it would have totally sucked.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: But I really liked that second half because it's all
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: just hardcore hand to hand combat.
• 59:45
  Speaker 7: With zombie zombie versus zombie. They're just beating the crap
• 59:50
  Speaker 7: out of each other. I think even the cops are
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: kind of confused at that point. They're just hiding and
• 59:54
  Speaker 7: watching pretty much.
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: Waiting to get run over with a tank.
• 59:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: Because there was a tank, which was another one of
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: my big issues. Because if you have a tank.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: It's a movie.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: All right, you're the one who's usually pointing at every
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: little thing in a movie, but this is like a
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: big glaring defect.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: I know, I know.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: Because if you have a tank at a museum, it's
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: not going to be fully fucking loaded and operational.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: It's not going to have a full.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Or functional.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: Functional.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: They weld the hatches shut and they plug the barrels.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: I mean, the zombies get in this, they turn it
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: after they drain the.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they siphon fuel from the tour bus into the tank.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: With the intestines.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: With the intestines.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: You do.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: Assuming it's a gas-powered tank and not a diesel-powered tank,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: but I don't know.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: It could be a diesel bus.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: It could be a diesel bus.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: It starts right up. They just start firing at shit.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: They got all the ammunition in there they need. I'm like, no.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: No. I didn't even get to the ammunition. I was
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: just like, assuming this is original World War II era...
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: those treads just be completely dry right like wouldn't it
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: all be falling apart if it moved it might sit
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: there okay but like trying to roll it along at
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: this point but again it's.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: A movie it's okay it was properly properly maintained I.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: Guess so maybe they refurbished the treads.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: They wouldn't keep it fully stocked and like all battle
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: ready they would not keep it like that.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: And the batteries wouldn't be charged in it either so
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: you mean when I was climbing on that tank out
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: in front of the field there and the armory I
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: couldn't have fired them I don't think so.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: Damn it.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: Ruin my childhood.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: That's what I do. I'm a childhood ruiner.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Trust me, I spent a lot of time trying to
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: get into tanks.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: I do not doubt that.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: This was just last weekend.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: When I was a kid. We had several tanks that
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: were around.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: We've got at least three in New Albany.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they've got three in New Albany. But yeah, they
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: weld the hatches shut and they plug the barrels shut.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Can't get into them.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 7: A lot of times you can look inside them.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: Are they fully stocked?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 7: Fully stocked with tin cans, leaves, and garbage that people
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: shoved down in there.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: That's about it.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: Fire that out of there, yeah. But anyway, that was
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: my main problem. My main... Alright, I can believe Nazi zombies.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: I can believe most of the shenanigans, but you done
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: crossed my line of belief right there when you're telling
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: me that this tank sitting in a museum is still
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: fully operational and fully all ammunitioned up.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: I told you, they busted into the museum and loaded
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: up on all the weaponry that they also had stockpiled
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: at the museum.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the other thing that I don't understand is
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 7: they grab grenades, but you never see them use them.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 7: There was a stack of rifles alongside the wall.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: And I was like, are they going to take the rifles?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 7: Are they magically going to have ammunition left over?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: They still have it in their jacket pocket, probably.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they don't have any, so.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you would think if they bothered to introduce the grenades.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: I mean, there's nothing we like more than watching things explode,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: so they'd really make use of a lot of grenade explosion.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: Didn't do anything.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 7: Most of the stuff was handmade pipe bombs from the
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 7: zombie squad.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: Which were pretty damn awesome, too. The zombie squad was
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: pretty fantastic.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 6: Did you see that?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 12: Did you see that?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: I hit it.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 9: I hit it.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: I did it. I fucking did it. I hit it
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: right in the eye.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. Take a picture.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 13: Please.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: Take a picture with me.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: First zombie squad kill.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: One, two.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 10: Jeez.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: You get it?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: We spoke on the phone.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 12: I'm Daniel.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: This is Blake and Monica.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 8: Hi.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: We are the zombie squad.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: God damn it.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: It's real. These are real dead people. And that's a
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: real zombie. You killed him. I can't believe it.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Can we just focus for one second, guys? I'm so sorry.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: We are more professional than this.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: You're the zombie squad?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: You're the zombie squad?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we are the zombie squad. Yeah, I'm sorry.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: I was just expecting something different.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: So was this guy when he woke up this morning.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: Because i hit him in the face with an axe
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: yeah how did you find.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: Me um we tracked your iphone of course we're fucking
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: nerds this is what we do technical shit martin star
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: i'm telling you i don't know if i've ever seen
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: him not awesome like and this is probably one of
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: his more likable roles because at least since he's been
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: a grown-up freaks and geeks he's awesome and super like
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: dorky kid that's cool in his own way. But ever
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: since then, he's always like the dick in every movie.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: I've never seen him in anything else that I'm aware of.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: Oh man, I'm telling you. That show that I can't.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: Remember the name of.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: Party Down?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: No, Party Down. I remember there was a party involved somewhere.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, if Martin Starr is there, it's a party. Yeah,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: Party Down, he's freaking awesome. Everybody in that cast is awesome,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: but that's kind of the first time I really noticed him,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: because I don't think I'd I think I reverse watched
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: it and saw Freaks and Geeks after I'd already seen
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: Party Down. So yeah, he's so entertaining on Party Down.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: And just kind of a jerk.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: All the time.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: Good times.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: But a likable jerk. Where here he's actually just kind
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: of a likable geek. He's the Freaks and Geeks grown up.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: He's just really got interested in zombies as he grew up.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: And says your favorite phrase, Misty.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: Which one?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: Ka-fucking-boom.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: Ka-fucking-boom. I need to remember. I need to write that
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: shit down so I can work that into more conversations
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: and more everyday life. That needs to happen. Ka-fucking-boom.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was way more interesting. I mean, by the end,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: I guess they played up the fact, but because they
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: were doing pretty cliche geeks anyway, but the fact that
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: one did nothing but say Star Wars quotes the whole
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: time was a little hacky.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: But she was cute.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: She was cute, so that made her pull out. And
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: they were really entertaining otherwise. I was just like, that's
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: all we have to go with?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: She was wearing the shirt that had the quote on
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: it or something. And then every other line she said
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: was a Star Wars reference.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: There's a way to make really fun geek characters. Again,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: it's not just like a cheesy stereotype at this point.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: There's enough geeks in the world. Some of them may
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: be at this table right now. I don't know what
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: you're talking about. There's plenty of them out there. It's
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: not like it's just a generic stereotype now. There's a
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: lot of fully functional people in the world that are geeks.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: There's a lot of non-functional people in the world that
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: are geeks.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: That's true, too.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: I've smelled several of them.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: But, again, I feel like it's such an easy way
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: out to just... make it i don't know so yeah
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: it just seemed like a cop out i'll be like
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: all right and she's just gonna spout star wars lines
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: i'm like yeah we can all do that but like
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: at least yeah a little more well-rounded.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: Characters when you had the hot chick they tried to
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: nerd down with some glasses and a sweater vest and
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: a ponytail like an old lady ponytail not even like
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: a sassy bun ponytail she was wearing like a Like
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: a librarian ponytail.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: Well, that's how you do it.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: And put her in nerd glasses. I'm like, oh, yeah,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: she's going to be bombshell later. No, I just took
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: the glasses off. She went a little bit nuts, but
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: she never went full on hot.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: She was crazy, though.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: I like that, though. She was like fucking nutters.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: Crazy is the way to go. Mm-hmm. Also, I believe
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: a little too much vomit for some people.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God. It's like every once in a while
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: I can understand, like, You know, like a slight reference
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: to Vomit. I'm not a fan of Vomit. I do
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: not like the actual process of Vomit. I do not
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: like to witness the Vomit. I do not like anything
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: about the process. I don't even like to see it
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: in movies. And this was in there at least three
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: characters threw up, like, excessively. Like, projectile with, like, chunks.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: Again, I feel like I'm not so much taking a
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: shot at this movie. In general, like, I feel like
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: in movies it's just a cheap shot. It's just a cop-out.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: It's like It's such an easy way to get a
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: gross out reaction from people. Because when I think how
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: many times I see people vomit in movies versus how
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: often I actually run into it in the real world.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: Just that once. Granted, I don't hang out with drunk people.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: Vomit girl.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: If at all.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: I don't hang out with small children. So that's where
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: you're going to get most of your vomit. But if
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: you eliminate those two areas from your life, I'm going
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: to guess you really don't see a ton of people
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: vomiting on a daily basis. So I think, again, that's
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: just sort of a. A cheap shortcut for movies to take.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: And it was just disgusting because the.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 10: The window.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: The window.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: The window was really gross.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: I'm like, dude, you go to another window. You don't
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: just like.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: You don't squeegee it off with your hand.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: With your hand.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: You do not do that. I'm like, I need to
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: go find a new window because that's disgusting. You know,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: I don't care what zombie apocalypse is going on. I'm
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: going to take a second and find a different window.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: Because that's gross.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: There seems to want to space a little bit. like
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: Martin's face. I'm like, dude, no. I don't know. I
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: love you, boyfriend, but if you ever get your vomit
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: on me, I'm going to be so pissed. Please don't
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: ever throw up on me.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: I'll be sure to face my head in the opposite direction.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: I've heard that shit.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: I'm so caring and loving.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: Aren't you though?
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: I know, I try.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: We had our wacky zombie doctor.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: What the hell was up with that guy?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: He was the Nazi zombie doctor.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: He was like MacGyver and the zombies back together. One
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: of them he shoved full of hay.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: See, you can restuff him.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: He was right.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: One of them you have fucking shove a plunger, like
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: give him a plunger peg leg. Like really dude? And
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: he just walks on about like okie doke.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: I think they're making a statement about the experimental medical
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: situations that were going on in actual zombie times.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: In actual zombie times, I guess. Zombie times, you know.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: I must have skipped that history chapter, you know.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: You weren't paying attention that day.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 5: I probably wasn't. I probably made somebody else do my homework.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: You probably did. But back in the day, they were
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: experimenting on people.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: I know that.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: Some of which might have been zombies.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: I mean, you know, Hitler was interested in the undead
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: quite a bit, so we've been told.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: What else was there? I'm tired. I've forgotten most of
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 5: the movie already.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: Again, another variation with this is because they're not so
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: shambling zombies, they also, again, I feel like it reverses
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: so much of your traditional zombie movie. There's so many
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: times when you watch zombies that... ridiculously or horribly kill
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: a human which is usually the other way you get
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: to like your dawn of the dead and humans are
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: doing you know the wacky pie in the face kind
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: of kills that they do there and we've seen a
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: lot of weird variations of that of you know your
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: zombie land where they're hitting them in the head with
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: crazy stuff and like this one you see like two
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: zombies picking people up and like throwing them into a
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: picket fence and you see them like All those weird little.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: They chuck one out the window.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah. That usually is the human throwing the zombie out there.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: And it's hilarious that the zombie goes flying. And this one, they,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: they always seem to reverse that. And you see, we
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: watched the zombie like kill humans in a horrible and
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: sometimes funny way.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: The wheelchair girl.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: See, again, that is one of those, like you've watched
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: so many like zombies get curb stomped in the last,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: you know, 20 years of them making zombie movies. I
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: think that's the first time I've seen a zombie just
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: stomp the head of a human being. That's, They're just
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: mixing up a little bit.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: What was the most satisfying part of this movie for you, boyfriend?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: I think watching him throw the kid out the window.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: That was, that was, I don't know if I'd call
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: it satisfying. She really doesn't like kids.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 14: I mean, it was kind of funny. I mean, it
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 14: was funny and it was like completely just out of nowhere.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 14: Cause like, The kid's like, you promised the kid ice cream.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 14: And then the kid's like, where's my ice cream? And
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 14: he goes, there is no ice cream. And he goes,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 14: but you promised ice cream.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: And then whammo, he's right through the window.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: That's what makes it satisfying for me. Because you're so
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 5: used to seeing everything. And that was the first thing
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: that I was just like, holy shit, I did not
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: see that coming. That's the first thing. It's like, that's
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 5: what makes it satisfying to me. It's something that actually
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: caught me off guard, you know, for once in a movie.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: You weren't able to call it.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: You know, it's like every movie is so, like, Even
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: in this movie, at some point, I'm like, hey, it's
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: going to happen. This is going to happen. This is
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: going to happen. Whoa, didn't see that one coming. So
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 5: to me, that's what makes it satisfying is that a
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: movie actually surprised me and did something that I did
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: not see coming and that was so out of left
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: field and right out the window.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 7: There were a lot of things in this movie that
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 7: were like that.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: I still just like the simple smacking the paper out
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: of his face. That's almost one of my favorite moments.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: Was that the most satisfying moment? It might be.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: That and the kittens. It was a one-two punch of,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: don't hurt me, I have two kittens.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure he had a unicorn tattoo as well.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: He had little stars on his neck.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: You could tell they were fake. Why didn't he have
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: kitten tattoos?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: Because he has them at home. He doesn't have a unicorn. No.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: He was pretty fantastic. I like that guy. I forgot
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: his name already, but he was pretty fantastic. Did he
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: have a name? I'm pretty sure he had a name.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: He had no name.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 5: Purple shirt.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 7: Fancy museum runner.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 5: He could have ran from them zombies a little bit
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: faster if he wasn't wearing them fucking tight jeans.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: Well, that's how the kids wear them these days. Glenn,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: I believe.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: Is that his name in the movie?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: Or Stig. I can't tell the real names. No, Stig
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: is his actual name. Glenn is his name in the movie.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: Does he drive cars for Top Gear?
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: No, Top Gear. Not the Stig.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: Whatever, dude.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: All right. Is there anything we missed on this one?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: I have no problem with the wrap-up that you seem
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: to have issues with. That wrap-up was horrendous.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, that was awful.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: It's like, dude, there's where the other line was at
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: a cross. Yeah. Where it's like, okay, I had to
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: suspend belief up until this point, but then I know
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: you just know. Yeah.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: You people with your... We're just old. conventions about necrophilia.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: Old-fashioned ways about not screwing zombies.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: I know, right? Don't be digging up your ex-girlfriend that
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: you accidentally ax-chopped in the neck.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: She really is ex, though.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: Well, she was his dead girlfriend, I guess.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: It hadn't been that long.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: She was pretty decayed looking.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: If it hadn't only been, like, how long was the
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: time period?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm trying to figure out.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: Do they not embalm people over there?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: I was surprised she was buried already.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: But, I mean, did they not embalm them?
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 7: I mean, she didn't look that bad when she was killed.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: I don't know. She looked pretty damn rough. She looked
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 5: like she'd already been worked over by a zombie, if
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying. Yeah. I don't even know
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: what I'm saying, but she looked pretty bad.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: She definitely got worked over by the end of the movie.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: Titanic style.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: I do like the little shout out there.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: That was so disgusting. And then they show the, you know,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: poor little pet zombie looking all sad.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: Still running up, the injured pup that he is.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: Aw. God, that was horrible.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 4: And the teeth.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: There was a trilogy teaser?
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 10: Mm-hmm.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: At the very end, after the credits, bun-dun-dun, super-duper spoiler alert.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, I got up and left at that point.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 8: You did.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: You didn't miss much. The doctor picks up the.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 9: Head of the.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: The zombie leader dude who got his head blown off.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: How is the doctor still alive?
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: His head should have been, like, blowed up.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: Well, no, no, no, no, because they said in the
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: whole thing that the doctor... Or, I mean, sorry, that
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: the main guy.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 7: The main bad guy, they're all tied to him. So
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 7: once they kill him, all the other ones are dead.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: Apparently that doesn't apply to the doctor.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 5: He has a special.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: Is this chess? Can he move special movements?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: Apparently he can. Anyways, he picks up the... The head
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: should have been blowed up, not just dismembered.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, within the scene, we did kind of see
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: it pop off like a very silly Ken doll. So,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 5: I like Pasha's head in that box earlier today.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: That's true. You were playing with your dolls earlier.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: But anyways, it should not have been like just like.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: It would be disintegrated. His head was in front of it.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: In the shot, it does look like it just goes
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: flying off. So I guess they covered their bases and
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 4: they're like, well, we're probably going to shoot that scene later.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 5: Anyway, so the doctor picks the head up and the
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: eyes open. You're like, dun, dun, dun. Dead Snow 3.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: Dead Snow 3, colon something or other.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: Necrophilia in the back of a Jeep. It probably wasn't
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 5: a Jeep.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: It was a Nissan. You been jeeping behind my back?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 5: Jeeping? Oh, my God. Why haven't we done that movie?
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: Because we'd just sit there and recite the whole damn thing.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 5: We would.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. Vehicular.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 5: I totally paused.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, God. We're spiraling out of control. It's late. I
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: guess we should wrap this up. Is there anything else?
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: You would like to pass me.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 5: Whenever I'm on a shuttle and somebody crosses their legs
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: towards mine and mine are crossed that way, I'm like, oh,
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: it's an unglobal sex invite.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 4: We will officially jump movies, but all right.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: I have to cross my legs the other way because
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 5: that scene in that movie and I just can't. Boyfriend
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: has not watched Clueless all the way through.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: I haven't even watched Clueless, period.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: Of course, you watched the edited version.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: That girl is hermetically sealed.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: What? Oh, thank you, USA Network versions of movies.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 5: There's a scene where Cher and Dion, she's hymenally challenged,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: and they change it to she's hermetically sealed.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 4: That's an odd way to go with it, but, I mean,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 4: I guess. Technically, I don't know if that's right.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: There goes her social life. It would just be an
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: entire episode, because it's.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's rare that we go a day without me.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: You could be a farmer with us. We're losing it.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: All right. Anything else to pass along to the world? No.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: I want to go watch Clueless.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: Zombies equals Clueless.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 5: I think I made a zombie version of that. Where
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 5: they try to rehabilitate Ty and she's actually a zombie.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 5: They could bring back Brittany Murphy.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 9: I was just thinking.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: Well, we've already got one of them. She's a zombie,
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: but she certainly passed on.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 5: Not to be disrespectful.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: We're all very big fans of Miss Brittany. May she
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: rest in peace. Unless she's a zombie. And then we
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 4: must destroy her. I'll never tell. All right, let's get
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: the hell out of here. Otherwise, that about does it.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: We will return next week. Same geek read. Thanks for listening. Bye.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 5: Does this mean I can eat my Tootsie Rolls now?
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: Yes, you can eat a whole bag of Tootsie Rolls
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: like you're going to do.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: About five pounds of them.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 4: As you will.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 11: Love she sees apart from me, possessed.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: Behind the eyes.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 11: Apart from the frightening, the moaning, the biting, you seem
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 11: to be the nice guy.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 5: And I know.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 11: What she thinks when she looks at me, when she
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 11: looks with such despair.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 10: But you're not.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 12: The only one around.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 11: Here that needs a bit of fresh air. Cause I'm
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 11: a sad, sad post-teen Caught up in the love machine
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 11: No dream come clean Walking like.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 10: A zombie Like a zombie And I'm.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 12: A cold train fast lane Caught.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 10: Up in the dirty rain No pain, no gain Walking
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 10: like a zombie Like a zombie.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 11: Well, this old place here, mine is falling apart. She's
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 11: on the road as she goes, but she won't get far.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 11: I'm on a shoulder parole.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 10: To the toad in the hole I got closer.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 11: Short eyes and there's blood in my teeth I got
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 11: a ripped up jacket.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 12: And a friend who's a thief Well, I'm a prophet
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 12: out of mouth, trying to.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 11: Put it out But the fire inside keeps burning, burning
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 11: out Cause I'm.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 12: A Southside post-teen, could I be in the love machine?
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 10: No dream concrete, walking like a zombie Like a zombie.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 12: And I'm a cold train fast lane caught.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 10: Up in the dirty rain. No pain, no gain. Walking
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 10: like a zombie. Like a zombie. Hold your own in
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 10: the situation.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 12: Don't be afraid to be a friend.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 10: Cause I won't hurt you, girl. I'll leave you a
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 10: loose end.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 12: You made me.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 10: Alive enough to love again.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 12: Cause I'm a sad, sad post-teen Caught up in the
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 12: love machine No dream concrete Walking.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 10: Like a zombie Like a zombie And I'm a.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 12: Cold train fast lane Caught up in the dirty rain
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 12: No pain.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 10: No gain Walking like a zombie Like a zombie Cause
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 10: I'm a sad, sad post-teen Caught up in the love
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 10: machine No dream concrete Walking like a zombie Like a
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 10: zombie And I'm a cold train fast lane Caught up.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 12: In the dirty rain No plane, no game Walking like
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 12: a zombie Like a.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 13: Zombie Dude, you saw the ginormous bag of Tootsie Rolls.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: I'll come home and there'll be like a pile of wrappers.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 4: Buried in wrappers.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 5: I've got some moon pies in there too, if you
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 5: need a moon pie.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: Who doesn't need moon pies at any given moment? Your
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: future is dismantling things.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: It's a plant.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: I can see that.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: She ain't like plants. She don't consort with the plant.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 5: It's a bright red tea, which is a plant.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: It's all dried up.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 4: Tea's weird.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: She's riveled up.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 5: Tea water. I first bought them. Everyone's like, how many
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 5: have you eaten so far? And I'm like, how many
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 5: have you thought I've eaten? And he's like, I don't know,
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 5: like five? And I'm like.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: Hundred.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: On the way home.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: On the way home.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 5: Don't hurt me. I got two kittens. Like a fucking boom.
• 1:24:23
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• 1:24:26
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• 1:24:29
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• 1:24:32
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• 1:24:35
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