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OUTRO: The Keyzies Are Coming To Town · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you men bastards.
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  Speaker 2: Loving the Big Show podcast Get Up Even Closer.
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  Speaker 3: On Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for dogget four to seven
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  Speaker 3: every weekday.
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  Speaker 2: On radio Dreckah get a hair.
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  Speaker 4: Morning. Hello, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: How's everyone going this morning?
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  Speaker 4: This morning?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Same all right, had an absolutely ship sleep.
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  Speaker 1: I had a good sleep last night. I'm ready to go.
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  Speaker 2: Can you carry the maybe my sleep?
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  Speaker 1: You sleepy man?
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  Speaker 4: Actually that was fine, but I just wasn't able to
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  Speaker 4: go to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Until quite late. What time we're talking here, ten forty five?
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  Speaker 4: And that really does suck you up on breakfast, It does, yes,
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  Speaker 4: because usually I'm like nine thirty.
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  Speaker 1: D Yeah, I was in bed.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wasn't just rolling around in bed like sort
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  Speaker 4: of eight forty five most days this week.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been sort of running nine o'clock.
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  Speaker 2: But I was in bed later.
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  Speaker 5: I was in bed at nine thirty last night, and
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  Speaker 5: then woke up at twelve thirty.
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  Speaker 2: And I went, what for?
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  Speaker 5: Well, just think just thinking that it was, you know,
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  Speaker 5: close to four, that was my vibe. Went out to
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  Speaker 5: the kitchen there, K looked at the clock and went,
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  Speaker 5: I love.
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  Speaker 4: How you have to go out to the kitchen to
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  Speaker 4: know what the time.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I also wanted to have, you know, some water
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  Speaker 5: so bed Jason, No, I don't, and I and it
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  Speaker 5: annoys me every time when I wake up and I
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  Speaker 5: need like a water, and I go, why do I
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  Speaker 5: never fucking have a glass of water buy the bed?
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  Speaker 3: And yet and yet, well you think to yourself, well,
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  Speaker 3: I've got to go out and look at the time.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, it's probably be when I get up anyway,
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  Speaker 5: So you know what I mean, man, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's probably where I drink my most waters during the
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  Speaker 3: night waking up. Just your wife, You go for your
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  Speaker 3: water and then you five out of my right, What
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  Speaker 3: does it sound like?
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing? I was like, drinking water again,
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 5: But also you've got to you've got to add in
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  Speaker 5: the five wheeze that it then induces as well, So
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  Speaker 5: you drink your water.
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  Speaker 4: That's not what it sounds like when you're drinking water.
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  Speaker 5: And then and then twenty minutes that it's like oh oh,
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  Speaker 5: and then you go to the toilet and you pest
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  Speaker 5: right in.
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  Speaker 2: The middle of the water.
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  Speaker 5: Would sell Yeah, actually I did that this morning because
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  Speaker 5: I go into the second toilet when I'm doing my ablutions.
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  Speaker 1: This guy rich guy, you know.
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  Speaker 5: And I creep into the second toilet to do my
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  Speaker 5: ablue and this morning and it's quite HIKOI in my bathrooms,
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  Speaker 5: I let rah and I didn't even intend to eather.
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  Speaker 2: It was just a massive fat, really loud.
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  Speaker 3: At the risk of doing here, maybe I need to
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  Speaker 3: start recording mine the ones that I was in. I
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  Speaker 3: don't even need to pose. It's just the faddies, Yes, fatties.
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  Speaker 3: I call them cool preliminary, absolutely shocking burst. Yeah you
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  Speaker 3: think you think yourself keyzy and you you'll know this mean,
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  Speaker 3: where does it come from? And I'll tell you the answer.
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  Speaker 1: It does. I don't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think that.
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  Speaker 2: You don't think what.
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  Speaker 3: It's all good man. We've got you for the first
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  Speaker 3: hour and that's going to be annoying for you.
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  Speaker 1: For some reason.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't.
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  Speaker 5: I haven't got you at Allsy, This is all on.
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  Speaker 5: This is all on today. It's a Mogi special. But yes,
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  Speaker 5: so I cracked an enormous fat and I heard my
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  Speaker 5: wife in the other room go O.
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  Speaker 1: What was she up to?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I just it was so loud that it startled
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  Speaker 5: here right, and she was like.
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  Speaker 6: That is not it did not happen. Your wife would
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  Speaker 6: have just gone a part of the court.
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  Speaker 1: She was she all a quiver, would you say, Jake,
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  Speaker 1: she was all a quiver.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, So she was startled by it.
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  Speaker 2: And that was all brought on, of course by the
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  Speaker 2: hot pot yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: In a lunchtime hot pot. How was it at lunchtime?
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  Speaker 2: Fucking so good?
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  Speaker 6: So lunchtime hot pot as it go? Totally, we should
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  Speaker 6: go there for lunch one dight.
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  Speaker 2: No, we will.
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  Speaker 4: I want to go all dinner with our partners. We'll
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  Speaker 4: all dress up in suits.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be good.
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  Speaker 6: Pugs are saying something, but I can't hear what he's saying.
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  Speaker 6: What are you saying, Pugs?
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  Speaker 1: She's saying, why don't we go today?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 6: Now, I'm going to a very similar restaurant for dinner
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  Speaker 6: tonight with my parents.
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  Speaker 1: I can't go today. How's your old man feeling about.
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  Speaker 4: The way I talked to him?
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  Speaker 1: No, he was.
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  Speaker 6: They were very chippy, were they. Yeah, They're like, no,
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  Speaker 6: we're looking forward to going to ours. And then we've
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  Speaker 6: all agreed a gay or something.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's all good.
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  Speaker 4: Nope, it's fine.
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  Speaker 2: U bu easy, yep.
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  Speaker 6: But basically we're all going to not take our phones
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  Speaker 6: to the wars. Yeah, and then we're just going to
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  Speaker 6: watch the Wars. Hop in the car, go home, watch
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  Speaker 6: the A B. It's gonna be great.
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  Speaker 2: Who are playing again, by the way, Dragons?
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  Speaker 1: Is it Ireland? Yes? The play Island.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And of course the Broncos beat the Pants last night.
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  Speaker 3: So things looking good for the WAW Wars there is
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  Speaker 3: that good well because it means that I'm not getting
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  Speaker 3: further ahead on the table. If we ever, when we're
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  Speaker 3: only two points behind them, then I see we're dragging
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  Speaker 3: them in, mate, So that's good ship for us. And
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  Speaker 3: it's also they're getting a bit of shaky knees.
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  Speaker 4: We should do. We're gonna do a Wars previous chat.
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  Speaker 4: We do, and we've got double to give aways as well.
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  Speaker 1: We do.
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  Speaker 3: And also, and I was talking about mate, I was like,
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  Speaker 3: he goes, oh, come to yours and watch the WAWS
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  Speaker 3: and I see the Yeah, but what I see the
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  Speaker 3: all Blex as well, So what's the idea there? And
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  Speaker 3: he said, you have the TV game and the laptop
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  Speaker 3: and watch them. At the same time, I was that
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  Speaker 3: you fucking Sae. Yeah, you ruin both games exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Pay attention to either properly.
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  Speaker 6: A lot of people will be doing that, whereas I
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  Speaker 6: would way rather just switch off all devices, double hit.
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  Speaker 1: It absolutely all stat first. That's what I watched first.
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  Speaker 1: Yet just stick.
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  Speaker 3: To that the whole Big Show week days from four
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  Speaker 3: on Radio Hurarchy, remember the Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I'll watch the All Blacks and not watch the Wars
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  Speaker 2: at all.
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  Speaker 1: So the usual.
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  Speaker 4: The funny thing is I booked.
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  Speaker 6: I had a choice of, like, because it's been ages
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  Speaker 6: since we played at Mount Spark, right, We've been all
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  Speaker 6: over the place, like Mount Smart games.
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  Speaker 4: In the last one we were.
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  Speaker 6: Non existent really a couple of weeks ago, but like
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  Speaker 6: we've had like three and like a two months or something.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And so I was trying to choose which game to
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  Speaker 6: get my parents to go along to, and I was like,
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  Speaker 6: I need to guarantee you win, right, So I'll go
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  Speaker 6: to the Dragons, yeah, the ship, but then Panthers.
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  Speaker 4: No, I know.
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  Speaker 6: But now it's like, because the thing is with my dad,
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  Speaker 6: if we go to watch the Wars and the Wires lose,
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  Speaker 6: he will not let me forget it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh God. Finally went to the Wars and they suck,
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  Speaker 4: didn't they And I'll just be like no.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, I cannot have that so I was like,
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  Speaker 6: so I chose the dragons, but then as a result,
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  Speaker 6: now I'm like, fun, you're only playing the dragons and
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  Speaker 6: it's all blacks Ireland.
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  Speaker 4: Like yeah, it's kind of gone the other way.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, still good though, but yeah, and he, to be fair,
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  Speaker 6: they're both very excited.
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  Speaker 5: It's going to be a messive week in for your
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  Speaker 5: father actually going to the warres live for the first time,
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  Speaker 5: his son coming out.
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  Speaker 2: You know, there's a lot going on to.
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  Speaker 4: Come on, we are better than this.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean.
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  Speaker 2: I'm really proud of you too.
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  Speaker 5: And you're going and you're going out for dinner tonight.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, it's good stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Man, were going a hot body three.
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  Speaker 1: Big occasions hot body.
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  Speaker 4: It was not really going hot body. We're going to
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  Speaker 4: a restaurant that does interesting things.
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  Speaker 2: Does he does your dad like chili? Is he a
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  Speaker 2: chili hit?
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  Speaker 6: Hell My mum makes a funny helly that's too spicy,
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  Speaker 6: that's too spicy.
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  Speaker 4: A few chili flakes and a little bit of sweet
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  Speaker 4: chili saucer.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like very much of that. Especially.
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  Speaker 4: Oh he's not that old, Harold's he sixty seven sixty eight.
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  Speaker 5: What I was going to say, is it a generational
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  Speaker 5: thing though, you know, because the generation didn't really didn't
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  Speaker 5: really have chili, so it is on the plantation they didn't.
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  Speaker 4: I thought you guys were going to look after me.
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  Speaker 1: This literally, just thinking.
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  Speaker 3: Jason's absolutely making a meal because he show them in
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  Speaker 3: the weaknesses.
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  Speaker 1: Don't get much heavier now that it was before, you
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  Speaker 1: see it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm tied only I'm only saying what you've told us
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  Speaker 5: about the plantation, and you're up ringing and stuff. And
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  Speaker 5: the point I was trying to make was that there
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  Speaker 5: wasn't really chili on the plantation.
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  Speaker 4: Nah, because we couldn't afford it.
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  Speaker 1: No, you were rich, We didn't want to afford it,
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  Speaker 1: but especially people. Would it be fear to say that
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  Speaker 1: people in the regions.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I think so.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Farmers.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and your dad's like a farmer. He strikes me
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  Speaker 3: as a farmer when I met him.
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  Speaker 4: He's a car version of farming. Yeah, you know what
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  Speaker 4: I mean. He's just all about but he's not.
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  Speaker 3: A piece of ship, which is what I associate mechanics with,
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  Speaker 3: you know, mongrel backbone, because my mate is sort.
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  Speaker 1: Of like that. Yeah, yeah, you know, but your dad's
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  Speaker 1: not like that at all.
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  Speaker 6: No, No, he's not, but he's also very much come
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  Speaker 6: out of his shell as he trying you stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, it's just how you're phrasing things.
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  Speaker 5: This morning, talk of a fucking parents COVID.
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  Speaker 1: What's it was?
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  Speaker 4: To be fear? Though I'm now quite awake.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it works fury yea.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't wait to see which which clip peg
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  Speaker 3: Son goes with.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a great selection.
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  Speaker 6: Can you do a social media on? Jay's just talking
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  Speaker 6: about ripping urs and just put that out.
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  Speaker 2: Well, to be fear.
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  Speaker 5: He did follow me to the dunny the other day
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  Speaker 5: when I was doing a steamer.
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  Speaker 4: Must be gay?
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  Speaker 2: Can you not do that? Can you not follow me
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  Speaker 2: to the shiitter?
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  Speaker 1: Please?
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  Speaker 2: And he said no, it's good stuff and.
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  Speaker 1: Good stuff fellows. Hey, good job this week.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone, Yeah, good job man.
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  Speaker 1: It was good fun.
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  Speaker 4: It was good fun. I'm looking forward to not waking
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  Speaker 4: up only but also old miss.
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  Speaker 1: And then the other thing is now we've got over
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  Speaker 1: three days off.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I was going to say, we actually get
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  Speaker 5: an extra day in a weird.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of way. We do. It's awesome.
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  Speaker 4: We'll be better money. Four pm to sing it on
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  Speaker 4: the old radio Stag