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Episode 15: Leave, You're Annoying · Bearded And Crunchy

0:20
SPEAKER_01: Good year heights to annoying people everywhere.
0:25
SPEAKER_01: Welcome back to Bearded and Crunchy.
0:29
SPEAKER_01: Episode 15?
0:31
SPEAKER_01: Holy shit, fifteen already?
0:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I uh I seen that.
0:35
SPEAKER_01: I was like, Yeah, it didn't seem real at first.
0:38
SPEAKER_03: Double digits.
0:39
SPEAKER_03: I don't know if I can count that high without taking my shoes off.
0:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no kidding.
0:43
SPEAKER_01: Alright, calculator.
0:44
SPEAKER_01: Right.
0:45
SPEAKER_03: Um leave.
0:46
SPEAKER_01: You're annoying.
0:47
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I've wanted to say that to so many people.
0:50
SPEAKER_01: Haven't we all?
0:51
SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah.
0:53
SPEAKER_01: But uh as yeah, and convenient, because you know, you and me both more so you, but uh, have had quite the a bit of annoyances this week.
1:03
SPEAKER_01: I'm telling you, it's kind of poignant that this is our our our uh topic of discussion for this week's episode.
1:10
SPEAKER_01: So but uh yeah, if you guys can't tell, uh this this episode we're doing annoying.
1:16
SPEAKER_01: Annoying.
1:17
SPEAKER_01: Uh so language might get a little more colorful than usual.
1:22
SPEAKER_01: It's gonna get could get a little wild in this episode.
1:24
SPEAKER_01: You could see both one of us blow a gasket or something like this.
1:28
SPEAKER_01: I might have a stroke while I'm talking about the shit that's happened to me in the last couple days.
1:33
SPEAKER_01: But with that, we'll we'll we'll jump into my second favorite part of our episodes, and that would be the question.
1:41
SPEAKER_01: Ooh, even though you're gonna put it in later.
1:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's alright.
1:46
SPEAKER_03: I always try to match it.
1:47
SPEAKER_03: It's fun.
1:48
SPEAKER_03: I always laugh when I hear it.
1:49
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:50
SPEAKER_03: And since we're both dog dads, this kind of goes towards our puppies.
1:56
SPEAKER_03: Uh, what is something your dogs do that annoys the shit out of you?
2:01
SPEAKER_01: Everything.
2:03
SPEAKER_01: But since we're being specific, uh, as soon as you said dog dads and it's annoying, I kind of put two or two together.
2:10
SPEAKER_01: So it seems like every single time that if the dogs gotta go potty, they're on it.
2:20
SPEAKER_01: They're up my ass, they're barking, hey, I gotta go.
2:22
SPEAKER_01: But if it's been a while and I think they might need to go or we gotta leave and I gotta take them, they're sitting on the couch, I'm at the front door.
2:30
SPEAKER_01: They know whose leash is leash.
2:31
SPEAKER_01: I grab the one's leash, they just look at me, call them three or four times, they're not coming.
2:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and then I gotta walk up to them and they wait till I get five inches in front of their face, and then they take off running for the door.
2:44
SPEAKER_01: It's like every single time, and it's like, I love you guys, but right now I really want to kick you.
2:51
SPEAKER_01: Uh obviously I don't.
2:53
SPEAKER_01: I'm sure man, it's just like they know the exact it's like every time they go, I wonder how close I can get before I can get off of this couch and get past them.
3:01
SPEAKER_01: Dogs have that sixth sense, I guess.
3:04
SPEAKER_01: Man, it's like yeah, they're so loving, but in the same time, it's like they're so just annoying.
3:11
SPEAKER_01: Annoying.
3:13
SPEAKER_01: But what about you?
3:14
SPEAKER_01: What's what's your your annoyance?
3:17
SPEAKER_03: It's similar with with my dogs, but not quite the same.
3:22
SPEAKER_03: Um we don't do collars in my house because we had an incident with Coda and Ginger where they got tangled up, playing, we had to cut a collar off of Dakota, mouth to snout to revive.
3:33
SPEAKER_03: So they don't we don't do collars in my house.
3:35
SPEAKER_03: But when they go outside, we have them hanging up on a on a hook by the back door, and I can literally get up, they can be dead ass asleep.
3:45
SPEAKER_03: I can get up, open the back door, nothing.
3:48
SPEAKER_03: As soon as they hear those collars jingle off the hook, they're just like and then Ginger's got a I don't know how to describe it, it's like a death club whip tail of doom.
4:02
SPEAKER_03: And when she's happy, bro, that thing is like lightning ludicrous speed, warp factor nine billion.
4:09
SPEAKER_03: I mean, you can hear it, it's like 15.
4:13
SPEAKER_03: It's insane, and then you get hit with it and you're like I mean, it's just that's annoying.
4:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
4:21
SPEAKER_03: Or when they're playing and they're getting a little too rough, and you're like, hey, stop.
4:27
SPEAKER_03: And they look at you like they're rich well, like they're stupid.
4:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
4:31
SPEAKER_01: Like like they didn't do absolutely anything.
4:34
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
4:35
SPEAKER_01: They just look at you like, what?
4:37
SPEAKER_03: And then they go right back to doing the same thing.
4:40
SPEAKER_01: And it's like, bro.
4:42
SPEAKER_01: Or it's like with my dogs when they hear something and then they bark for no reason, like they think they hear something, and then I tell them to stop, and they do the moment I even just turn my head like this and then I turn back and they stop, and she looks at me.
4:57
SPEAKER_01: I didn't do it.
4:58
SPEAKER_01: I go to walk out and I hear like a soft one just to see what she can get away.
5:03
SPEAKER_03: It's like goddamn kids.
5:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the kids are the same thing, they're gonna see how far they could push the buttons before you finally snap and blow a gasket, grab a newspaper.
5:12
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
5:14
SPEAKER_01: That was that was a good one.
5:15
SPEAKER_01: That that was a good one.
5:16
SPEAKER_01: I thought it was fun.
5:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I definitely wasn't expecting that one for all the dog people.
5:20
SPEAKER_01: Let us know what your dogs do.
5:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, if you guys have pets, man, put them in the comments.
5:24
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5:28
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5:34
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5:42
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5:45
SPEAKER_01: Um, but yeah, leave us your annoyances with your pets.
5:48
SPEAKER_01: It doesn't have to be dogs, it can be cats, iguanas, gerbils, gerbils.
5:53
SPEAKER_01: If you got an ant colony, let us know.
5:58
SPEAKER_01: But um, I guess uh we're we're just gonna we're just gonna pop back and forth with each other.
6:04
SPEAKER_01: Kind of one of those episodes.
6:06
SPEAKER_01: We me and him enjoy these the most because we just kind of let the stuff flow and and no kind of uh like typical or no like order.
6:19
SPEAKER_01: I'm just kind of looking at one and saying, okay, I want to go with that.
6:22
SPEAKER_03: But I just wrote stuff down that are that's super annoying to me.
6:26
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna just kind of hop around as you talk to kind of keep the flow.
6:30
SPEAKER_01: But I'm I'm gonna start with um many of you hot pocket eaters are gonna get this one, but what is it with microwaves and the outside being the temperature of the sun, but the inside being like ice?
6:50
SPEAKER_01: Like, and and in in like I don't mean like as soon as you bite into it, like there's times like I've made a hot pocket and you bite into it and it's so hot, yeah, that you're like you do the dragon bread, yeah, yeah.
7:01
SPEAKER_01: You do the dragon bread, and then you take that next bite and it's the Arctic.
7:05
SPEAKER_01: And it's like, wait a minute, it's not even close, it's like a nasty ice cream.
7:09
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, that shit drives me nuts.
7:13
SPEAKER_01: And then at that point, for me, I don't even want to put it back in and heat it up.
7:17
SPEAKER_01: I just don't want to eat it now.
7:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're just like I'm just a garbage.
7:21
SPEAKER_03: I mean, if you're really hungry and you just maybe you plow through the cold part in the middle of the day.
7:25
SPEAKER_01: I've done that more times than I'd probably like to admit, but there have been times it irritated me and annoyed me so bad that I just throw it away.
7:34
SPEAKER_01: Don't waste food, people, trust me.
7:36
SPEAKER_01: But it you just you get to that point where you're like, fuck it.
7:41
SPEAKER_03: You you've done the proper amount of time suggested by the manufacturer.
7:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
7:46
SPEAKER_01: And then what they started to do after that is they put microwave um wattages may vary and shit like that.
7:55
SPEAKER_01: It's like, you're just covering your ass because you had an industrial microwave that worked and nobody else owns that one.
8:02
SPEAKER_03: You could really get that hot pocket nuclear in the middle in a minute and thirty.
8:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
8:07
SPEAKER_01: Meanwhile, I put it on three, the outside is fucking uh the devil's anus, right?
8:12
SPEAKER_03: Inside is the fucking sub zero fatality.
8:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's that's that's one of the ones that I wanted to lead with one that I figured a lot of people could relate to.
8:24
SPEAKER_01: Cause that just and I don't know what it is.
8:27
SPEAKER_01: And and I mean, even if you really go to like sometimes like pizza rolls, pizza bagels, oh yeah, because they're like I'll only put these in for you know 75 seconds or whatever, and then it's like you bite into it and it's like shoots hot lava and ice into your mouth at the same time.
8:43
SPEAKER_01: It's like I'm so confused right now.
8:46
SPEAKER_01: Scientists couldn't do this if they tried, but yet somehow you've found a way to manufacture that.
8:52
SPEAKER_01: Burnt on the outside, frozen in the middle.
8:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, just the way you like it.
8:56
SPEAKER_01: If only ads were realistic, right?
8:58
SPEAKER_01: Maybe we should do an episode on that.
9:00
SPEAKER_03: Maybe they should just say, we don't care, fuck you.
9:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
9:02
SPEAKER_01: Well, that would just be the overall slope of the problem.
9:05
SPEAKER_03: We don't care, fuck you.
9:06
SPEAKER_03: Right.
9:07
SPEAKER_03: Try again.
9:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
9:10
SPEAKER_03: So what about you?
9:12
SPEAKER_03: And I had this, I had this happen the other day.
9:14
SPEAKER_03: Me and my wife went to lunch.
9:16
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
9:16
SPEAKER_03: After we went to Walmart to grab milk and eggs and stuff.
9:19
SPEAKER_03: We went to Jersey Mike's in Wadsworth.
9:22
SPEAKER_03: Okay, yeah.
9:22
SPEAKER_03: They just yeah.
9:23
SPEAKER_03: I love their food.
9:24
SPEAKER_03: Their subs are great.
9:25
SPEAKER_01: I have still yet to go there.
9:26
SPEAKER_01: And well, you don't have to go that far now.
9:28
SPEAKER_01: No.
9:28
SPEAKER_01: They put one in Norton Plaza.
9:30
SPEAKER_01: Really?
9:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, uh right next to the wing stop.
9:33
SPEAKER_01: I I still have yet to go to a Jersey Mike's.
9:35
SPEAKER_01: Bro, you gotta go.
9:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because my current favorite sub place is uh Penn or uh Firehouse.
9:41
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
9:41
SPEAKER_01: But you know, whatever.
9:43
SPEAKER_01: But anyways, continue.
9:44
SPEAKER_01: You were out with lunch with the wife.
9:46
SPEAKER_03: Out to lunch with the wife, because we were right there and it's right there.
9:49
SPEAKER_03: Right.
9:49
SPEAKER_03: And I went to I had to pee, so I went to the restroom.
9:52
SPEAKER_03: And I've noticed this more and more since COVID, and I don't understand why.
9:57
SPEAKER_03: But you go to a restroom, either public restroom or at a store or whatever, and there's no paper towels.
10:05
SPEAKER_03: It's nothing but air dryers.
10:08
SPEAKER_01: I I yeah, I'm I'm actually glad you mentioned that because it's a fun fact.
10:14
SPEAKER_01: They started those for two reasons.
10:17
SPEAKER_01: One, obviously, paper consumption.
10:20
SPEAKER_01: And they also said, oh, it's more sanitary, but it's actually not.
10:25
SPEAKER_01: Because you're putting all them water vapors and shit in the air, and I hate them.
10:30
SPEAKER_01: I actually have guys at my work that will wash their hands and then walk out to our kitchenette and grab the paper towels and wipe papers at that because they're like, I hate them things.
10:40
SPEAKER_03: I I'm just I'm one of those people with especially public restrooms.
10:44
SPEAKER_03: If I wash my hands and I have to use an air dryer, I'm finding any way shape, I'm opening the door with a pinky.
10:52
SPEAKER_03: I don't want to touch that nasty shit where people have not washed their hands after taking a dump.
10:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
10:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
10:57
SPEAKER_03: But if I have paper towels, you can do the old man trick and grab a paper towel, open a door, toss it in the trash can.
11:03
SPEAKER_03: Well, you have to go.
11:04
SPEAKER_01: What they did at my job is they put a l uh uh like a lip at the bottom of the door.
11:11
SPEAKER_01: Like a foot kicker thing to open it up.
11:13
SPEAKER_01: Those are nice.
11:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they put those on our our doors at the bathroom so you don't have to do that.
11:18
SPEAKER_01: Well, they and you've seen after COVID, like you had said, they made those keyrings for people that can lock into doors and open them up.
11:24
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you've seen that?
11:25
SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah.
11:26
SPEAKER_01: I thought that was kind of clever.
11:28
SPEAKER_03: I would like to not touch public stuff.
11:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't know.
11:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, not a not a germophobe, but I'm good on.
11:34
SPEAKER_01: Okay, here's another one we can all relate to.
11:37
SPEAKER_01: And this happens to me, I'd say, probably four to five times a week.
11:42
SPEAKER_01: But you ever notice like when you set an alarm and you wake up just long enough before it that you can't really go back to sleep?
11:51
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
11:52
SPEAKER_01: You know, like that 20 to 25, maybe half-hour window where you look over, let's say your alarm's set for 6:30 and it's like 6.01, and you're like, I'm never falling back asleep in time.
12:04
SPEAKER_01: And then the ex existential crisis of do I just get up and start my day or do I lay here until it actually goes off.
12:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but that's actually something that annoys me.
12:14
SPEAKER_01: Um, there might actually be some people that disagree and say I'd rather do that than have the loud ass alarm actually wake me up and whatever.
12:21
SPEAKER_01: But I hate that because if that's the you know, because you know then if you set your clock back a half hour, right?
12:28
SPEAKER_01: You're just gonna wake up a half hour before that and you're just gonna keep setting that precedent.
12:32
SPEAKER_03: Or you're gonna be angry because you woke up earlier than you wanted to because of the reset the alarm.
12:36
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
12:37
SPEAKER_01: I guess I mean maybe not for everybody, but that's something that uh as soon as I look down at my phone and I'm like so now I get to just lay here until my alarm.
12:47
SPEAKER_03: That's basically what I do if I wake up before my alarm.
12:50
SPEAKER_03: I just kinda lay there until the alarm goes off, and I'm like, fuck, I gotta get up.
12:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
12:53
SPEAKER_03: It's like uh I don't want to, but I got to.
12:56
SPEAKER_03: It's like uh so yeah, no, it's annoying.
12:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, very annoying.
13:03
SPEAKER_03: Alright.
13:04
SPEAKER_03: Next one for you, Babbo.
13:05
SPEAKER_03: We're moving on, and I should have led with this one.
13:10
SPEAKER_03: What about when you go to a restaurant and you get your food?
13:15
SPEAKER_03: So you get a nice burger.
13:17
SPEAKER_03: Burger's perfect, nice and hot in the middle, delicious.
13:22
SPEAKER_01: And then you take a bite of your French fries, and they're soggy, cold, and lifeless.
13:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's that that's a tough one.
13:32
SPEAKER_01: Because it's like then you know like okay, you batch cook these sediments, hot, you know, uh what do they call it?
13:44
SPEAKER_01: Heat land under a heat lamp.
13:45
SPEAKER_01: Right, and and thanks for the burger, but like the accoutrement sucks.
13:51
SPEAKER_01: Right, it's sad and you know, and and honestly, like I don't I I'm not one of those people that like you know how people like yeah, like extremely piping hot fries.
14:02
SPEAKER_01: I don't like my fries like that.
14:04
SPEAKER_01: Um no, I want them to be hot, right?
14:06
SPEAKER_01: But like people are like, let me just pull them out of the fryer and put them in my it's like, no, I don't want them that fucking.
14:12
SPEAKER_01: No, I don't, I don't want my but again the the the the the if if you know your fries, you know, because like McDonald's fries can get a little room temp and still have a little structure to them, still be good, but like if you get like a crinkle cut or a steak fry, once them bitches hit temp, man, they're like a you know, a limp noodle.
14:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's safe.
14:35
SPEAKER_01: Don't want the YouTube people to right.
14:37
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, no, that that that's a frustrating one.
14:40
SPEAKER_01: And and I think even worse than that is when it's onion rings.
14:43
SPEAKER_01: Ooh.
14:43
SPEAKER_01: When you get them like cold onion greens?
14:47
SPEAKER_01: To me, I think that's even worse.
14:49
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
14:50
SPEAKER_01: It's like especially again.
14:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, especially if they're like restaurant like beer battered or I think Burger King onion rings cold or eh.
15:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they're alright, but they're they keep the minced onion in the next whole thing.
15:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like if we got oh yeah, if we got like onion rings from Fat Boys or something like that, which are the best for us around.
15:14
SPEAKER_03: I would be so mad if I got an onion ring from there and it was a limp, soggy.
15:19
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's yeah, like ooh.
15:21
SPEAKER_03: We would just go, mother.
15:22
SPEAKER_03: And then be yeah, it would be At that point.
15:25
SPEAKER_03: I might have to turn my air fryer on and throw them in and to recre I don't know.
15:30
SPEAKER_03: I wouldn't I wouldn't want to microwave onion rings, but maybe air fryer.
15:34
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I have in a pinch, but yeah, air fryer or oven.
15:40
SPEAKER_01: Um yeah, that was a good one.
15:43
SPEAKER_01: Um okay, here's one that the I see it every week as as the grocery shopper kinda.
15:52
SPEAKER_01: But what about like when you're pulling in and people leave the shopping cart in the middle of a parking spot?
15:58
SPEAKER_03: Oh, for fuck's sake.
15:59
SPEAKER_01: It's like, listen, guys, are you that lazy?
16:03
SPEAKER_01: Yes, and like I remember back in the day when like a lot of these places were first getting them and they only had like one cart corral.
16:09
SPEAKER_01: Like, I get it.
16:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
16:11
SPEAKER_01: But like the Walmart that I go to for my grocery shopping, there's a hundred of these fucking things in there.
16:16
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
16:17
SPEAKER_01: And yet, and and like the worst is when it's like three spaces over from the fucking thing.
16:21
SPEAKER_01: Right.
16:21
SPEAKER_01: It's like, dude, you're right there.
16:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's like nine and a half feet away.
16:25
SPEAKER_01: Just go and push it in there, you know, and and I'm gonna say something, and I want you guys to take it with a grain of salt.
16:31
SPEAKER_01: But laziness is one of the most things that pisses me off the most in the morning.
16:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
16:36
SPEAKER_01: And what I mean by that is we all have lazy times and lazy days.
16:40
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
16:41
SPEAKER_01: What I mean is it's the little shit.
16:43
SPEAKER_01: It's the, you know, it's it's it's the I don't even know how to it's like that.
16:50
SPEAKER_01: Like that, that being lazy.
16:51
SPEAKER_01: It's like I agree.
16:53
SPEAKER_01: Your day's more important than the person that might actually be in a hurry that needs to park in that spot.
16:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
16:59
SPEAKER_01: You know, it's like I don't know.
17:01
SPEAKER_01: It's the inconsideration.
17:04
SPEAKER_01: Good.
17:05
SPEAKER_01: Let the heat flow through.
17:07
SPEAKER_01: You foreshadow it.
17:08
SPEAKER_01: And and like I am, I'm yeah, that was a good one.
17:11
SPEAKER_01: Um, and and and and I don't like I don't condone, like I I typically like, you know, people are the those that like see something say something.
17:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
17:20
SPEAKER_01: I like to fill the fill the room first.
17:24
SPEAKER_01: Right.
17:24
SPEAKER_01: You know, because not every place needs me to say something.
17:27
SPEAKER_01: But when I see people do that, like I kind of call them out on that.
17:30
SPEAKER_01: Like when I see them just slide it.
17:32
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, yo, like it happened a couple months ago.
17:34
SPEAKER_01: I think I embarrassed Ty, but somebody was getting out, and there was the car stall was like four or five rows down, and there was no cars on the side of them, and the lady had put all her groceries in and then just moved like the car into the spot next to her.
17:51
SPEAKER_01: And I said, ma'am, I said, I said, I'll take it for you.
17:55
SPEAKER_01: I said, but I mean, a little consideration, she's like, Oh, well, I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry.
17:58
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, and you don't think like, what if that's the only spot left and somebody else is in a hurry?
18:02
SPEAKER_01: Now they gotta get out, like maybe I'm in a hurry too.
18:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's it's the whole pay it forward thing, like that's ridiculous.
18:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that shit just irritates me.
18:10
SPEAKER_03: Or when they leave it there and then somehow magically the cart finds your front fender and scratches your car.
18:17
SPEAKER_03: Man, people are fucking assholes, man.
18:20
SPEAKER_01: They just you know, I I understand, you know, you're stuck in your world and shit like that, but it's like you're also not the only person in this story, like but it it's just the amount of inconsideration that's around now.
18:34
SPEAKER_03: It's like, dude, come on.
18:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's it's the world's gone so fast that people forgot manners and shit.
18:40
SPEAKER_01: It's that's the biggest thing right there.
18:41
SPEAKER_01: Just be a decent person.
18:43
SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's not that hard.
18:46
SPEAKER_03: All right.
18:47
SPEAKER_03: Next for Bob.
18:48
SPEAKER_03: Next for me, and then my next couple things that that annoy me are kind of car oriented.
18:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
18:55
SPEAKER_03: And I've had them happen to me, especially in wintertime.
18:58
SPEAKER_03: I don't know if you have.
19:00
SPEAKER_03: But when you're going through in Ohio, where we're at in Ohio, we have quite a bit of snow in the in the in the wintertime.
19:06
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
19:08
SPEAKER_03: And I know you've probably experienced this with the salt that goes down on the roads to keep us from dying.
19:13
SPEAKER_03: But when you run your wipers and you get that film from the salt spray, and then you run out of windshield washer fluid.
19:22
SPEAKER_01: It happens to me at least twice every winter.
19:25
SPEAKER_01: Bro.
19:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's the worst because yeah.
19:29
SPEAKER_03: And then you're doing one of these, like you're trying to look through one clear spot in the window, and you're like, I hope I don't get pulled over because I look like I'm high as fuck right now.
19:36
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
19:37
SPEAKER_01: When I do that, like if we're going to the or like maybe not even you're out and the the tips are just frozen over and it won't come out.
19:46
SPEAKER_01: Because me and Ty, when we go to the store in the winter, there'll be times when it'll be like that.
19:49
SPEAKER_01: And he'll be like, Why don't you use the washer fluid?
19:51
SPEAKER_01: I said, because it's frozen.
19:52
SPEAKER_03: It's frozen, yeah.
19:53
SPEAKER_03: Do you ever do you ever just keep a bottle of water in the car for those reasons?
19:58
SPEAKER_01: I used to keep there was this type of solution that I seen on the internet years ago where it was like it was like a salt water something solution that you kept, and no matter what, it wouldn't freeze or it wouldn't and you could spray it on it and it would clean that off.
20:13
SPEAKER_01: And it was also a de-icer as well.
20:15
SPEAKER_01: Oh, nice.
20:16
SPEAKER_01: Um, I wish I remembered, but yeah, I used to a long, long time ago.
20:19
SPEAKER_03: I haven't done it in years, but yeah, I haven't had I haven't had that happen in my personal vehicle in a long time because I normally keep up on my washer fluid in my personal car.
20:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't.
20:28
SPEAKER_03: But when I was driving for who I was driving for, when I would be off a day or off on the weekend, I would come back, and whoever drove my truck at the time, again, no kind of accountability or consideration, would run the windshield washer fluid out, and then you're you go to leave and you don't think about it, and you go to hit it, and it's like and you're like right.
20:51
SPEAKER_01: Well, and for me, I'm this kind of makes me look like a hypocrite, but I get lazy.
20:58
SPEAKER_01: And I go, Oh shit, I gotta get an oil change in three weeks.
21:01
SPEAKER_01: I'll just wait and have them fill it up, and I don't you know what I mean?
21:04
SPEAKER_03: So But that's understandable to a point, because you typically don't do your own oil changes in your cars, so I used to, but I hate working on cars.
21:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
21:14
SPEAKER_01: Um so I don't if I don't have to.
21:17
SPEAKER_01: Um you'll you'll like this next one, and I think a lot of other people will.
21:24
SPEAKER_01: So you know when like you're like, alright, I need to go get this from the store, and you go and you end up spending$150.
21:34
SPEAKER_01: Because you got everything you didn't need, and then you get home and you never bought the one thing you wanted, but spent$150.
21:41
SPEAKER_01: Bro, constantly.
21:42
SPEAKER_01: What the fuck?
21:43
SPEAKER_01: I we I I can't tell you how many times me and Randon have done that shit.
21:47
SPEAKER_01: It's like we go out for something specific and most of the time we get it, but then still it's$150.
21:53
SPEAKER_01: But there have been times when we went out and we go, Okay, we're gonna stop here first, and then we grab something, we go to the next store And then we get everything and they get home and go, We didn't even get what we wanted and spent over a hundred hours more than we wanted.
22:05
SPEAKER_01: That that annoys me because it's like Yeah.
22:09
SPEAKER_01: And and it's always like I'm I'm telling you, I think all of us as creatures fall for on sale.
22:16
SPEAKER_01: You know, because all of a sudden you go, you know what?
22:18
SPEAKER_01: We're pretty low on those.
22:20
SPEAKER_01: They're on sale.
22:20
SPEAKER_01: We should probably get some.
22:21
SPEAKER_01: Then you get home and you already had 40 of them from the last thing.
22:25
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, that that that's a thing that like gets to me.
22:28
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, god damn it, why don't I always end up spending us?
22:30
SPEAKER_01: And though I feel like the worst is Target.
22:33
SPEAKER_01: I don't know what it is about that store.
22:35
SPEAKER_01: I know a lot of people consider that uh like more upscale Walmart, but yeah, there's just certain shit that Target has that Walmart don't sure.
22:43
SPEAKER_01: I don't typically go every time we go to Target, bro.
22:46
SPEAKER_01: We walk out more than$100.
22:48
SPEAKER_01: I don't give a fuck if we went there for batteries.
22:50
SPEAKER_01: We end up leaving with a couple throw pillows, a TV news reporter, fucking new shirts for people, pajamas, fucking dogs.
22:58
SPEAKER_01: Like it's like, what the fuck?
23:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
23:00
SPEAKER_03: Walmart's good for that.
23:01
SPEAKER_03: Target's good for that.
23:03
SPEAKER_03: At least, honestly, there's not a whole lot of malls left because I remember mall shopping with my my mom and my dad when I was younger.
23:11
SPEAKER_03: Same situation, but you had even more variety because you had even more stores, and you know, you might walk out with a pair of shoes, you know, and a necklace, a CD, a book.
23:26
SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude.
23:26
SPEAKER_01: Who knew?
23:27
SPEAKER_01: I mean, yeah.
23:28
SPEAKER_01: I mean, it was the mall.
23:30
SPEAKER_01: Talk about mindless self-indulgence.
23:33
SPEAKER_01: Good band.
23:35
SPEAKER_03: Um, but yeah, I mean my wife do that frequently.
23:38
SPEAKER_03: It's like Walmart sucks you into the black hole of saving money, but not saving money.
23:45
SPEAKER_01: Well, you do save money if you actually go and get what the fuck you set out to get.
23:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
23:49
SPEAKER_03: But if I go to get milk and I end up with like milk and then ice cream, and then di giorno pizzas.
23:57
SPEAKER_03: And hot pockets and popcorn.
23:59
SPEAKER_01: And it's like, oh, hey, look, uncrustables are buy two for one.
24:03
SPEAKER_03: Oh, tide's on sale.
24:04
SPEAKER_03: Let's get tide.
24:05
SPEAKER_03: We don't have any tide left.
24:07
SPEAKER_00: Right.
24:07
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I need I need fabric softener too.
24:09
SPEAKER_03: Alright.
24:10
SPEAKER_03: Oh, dryer sheets are gone.
24:11
SPEAKER_03: Let's get that while we're here.
24:12
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
24:13
SPEAKER_03: Gotta get all the taxables.
24:14
SPEAKER_03: Oh, dogs are out of dog treats?
24:16
SPEAKER_03: Oh, let's get nine bags of dog treats.
24:19
SPEAKER_02: So there you go.
24:21
SPEAKER_02: I'm with that.
24:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
24:23
SPEAKER_03: Here's my other uh car one.
24:26
SPEAKER_03: Well, one of my other car ones.
24:28
SPEAKER_03: And it irritates me.
24:29
SPEAKER_03: I guarantee it irritates you.
24:32
SPEAKER_01: People not using their turn signals.
24:34
SPEAKER_01: This is not an optional feature, people.
24:36
SPEAKER_01: Every car comes with them.
24:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
24:38
SPEAKER_01: They're standard.
24:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like, bro, you click down to go left, you click up to go right.
24:43
SPEAKER_01: It's not rocket sign.
24:45
SPEAKER_01: You know what gets me is like, and and this is more niche, but I I'm sure you saw it.
24:51
SPEAKER_01: The people that don't, and then they're half to three-fourths of the way into the lane and then turn it on.
24:58
SPEAKER_01: It's like at this point, why even bother?
25:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you you you might as well just go for it at that point.
25:03
SPEAKER_01: You you've already committed to the bit at that point, right?
25:06
SPEAKER_01: You're already there, man.
25:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's shit's that shit's annoying.
25:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I do that shit and I see it so much that I'm just like it makes your blood boil.
25:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
25:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
25:18
SPEAKER_03: I saw I I mean driving truck, you see it so much.
25:21
SPEAKER_03: And then when they do that, they just and then they cut you off, and then they're like, and it's like, well, I didn't do anything.
25:30
SPEAKER_03: All I'm doing is driving in my lane that you invaded like an alien.
25:35
SPEAKER_03: Dude.
25:36
SPEAKER_03: And then you don't have the courtesy to be like, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning.
25:40
SPEAKER_01: Like, or sometimes do what I do.
25:42
SPEAKER_01: Like, if I'm not getting on like an on and off ramp, or I'm actually turning, if I'm just switching lanes, I just tap it a couple times.
25:48
SPEAKER_01: Blinks a couple.
25:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and then I just go.
25:50
SPEAKER_01: That's what I do.
25:51
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna go into something that that that is is akin to that.
25:56
SPEAKER_01: Um, what about the people that like are like let's say you're coming down a road and they're turning on your road, uh-huh, and there's not a big gap, and they shoot in front of you, and immediately you're pissed, but you go, okay, you pulled out quick, hit that gas pedal, and then they go 10 under the speed line.
26:14
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, dude.
26:15
SPEAKER_01: Like you had the ball to pull out that close in front of me, and then you're gonna slow down and hit the gas pedal.
26:21
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, I want to ram my car.
26:23
SPEAKER_01: Dude, I go, I feel like I could be justified if I ran into the back of these motherfuckers.
26:28
SPEAKER_03: I I always I always tell my wife when that happens, I'm like, if I didn't care about my car so much, that car in front of me would be in the wall, Dale and Hart style.
26:39
SPEAKER_01: Well, and yeah.
26:41
SPEAKER_01: I don't want to hurt anybody.
26:44
SPEAKER_01: I just want to total your vehicle.
26:46
SPEAKER_01: I didn't know I just want to total your vehicle so you can't drive because it's obvious you can't.
26:50
SPEAKER_01: But you can avoid that by just going, bro.
26:53
SPEAKER_01: If I'm pulling out in front of you, I guarantee you I'm gonna end up going faster than you.
26:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm going.
26:59
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, that that shit.
27:02
SPEAKER_01: We can make it, we can really make an episode on just driving traffic shit alone because I literally feel like nobody anywhere can drive.
27:11
SPEAKER_01: Now, obviously, I'm sure I've done dumb shit on the road and people have said the same thing to me, but I believe overall I'm just a much better driver than most people.
27:20
SPEAKER_01: Right.
27:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, you're not right.
27:22
SPEAKER_03: Bro, I can tell you that some of the shit I've seen being out on the road like that for uh quite a few years now, it's just if you want to see terrible driving consistently, go to Canton.
27:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
27:36
SPEAKER_03: Canton, Louisville, well, here it's Louisville.
27:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
27:41
SPEAKER_03: But Canton, Louisville, Jackson, Alliance, bro.
27:46
SPEAKER_03: You want to talk about the ultimate never using a turn signal?
27:49
SPEAKER_03: We'll cut you off, flip you off out the window, and then slow down.
27:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
27:52
SPEAKER_03: That's the place.
27:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
27:56
SPEAKER_01: Definitely uh annoying.
27:59
SPEAKER_03: Annoying area, yeah.
28:03
SPEAKER_03: What are we doing?
28:04
SPEAKER_03: It's your it's your annoyance.
28:05
SPEAKER_01: It's mine.
28:06
SPEAKER_01: It's your annoyance, sir.
28:08
SPEAKER_01: I mentioned this one to you yesterday.
28:09
SPEAKER_01: We were talking, but I'm gonna do it like I do this shit all the time.
28:12
SPEAKER_01: And Ty does it, but I think he does it on purpose.
28:14
SPEAKER_01: But when you're doing the dishes and you have a lot and you get them done, yeah, and you're you're you're wiping down the counter next to the sink and you're drying your hands off, and you turn around and there's that one big pot still sitting on the fucking stove.
28:27
SPEAKER_01: And I I don't know about you, but I would say 99% of my life I go, that's getting washed next time.
28:33
SPEAKER_01: Uh basically, that pot's gonna soak.
28:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:36
SPEAKER_01: There might be about a four and a half second thought process where I go, when am I gonna need that next?
28:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
28:42
SPEAKER_01: And then it's nah, I ain't doing that shit.
28:45
SPEAKER_01: Nope.
28:45
SPEAKER_01: I've already done all this shit.
28:46
SPEAKER_01: Water's drained, shit's uh nope, you got me fucked up.
28:49
SPEAKER_01: Your hands are already dry.
28:51
SPEAKER_01: That's something that I've another one that I feel is is is gonna be pretty broad that people are gonna be like, uh.
28:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
28:59
SPEAKER_03: Thanks for reminding us.
29:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
29:01
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, that's definitely one of them.
29:05
SPEAKER_03: I would agree.
29:06
SPEAKER_03: I've had that happen many times with more so, I think, when I do my dishes, it's like I'll find the hidden cup that was somewhere in the kitchen.
29:16
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
29:17
SPEAKER_03: When everything is done, and you're like, fuck this cup.
29:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
29:20
SPEAKER_03: You know, I do the same.
29:22
SPEAKER_01: Like I'll go into the living room and tile have an old cup sitting on there.
29:26
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, bruh.
29:27
SPEAKER_01: But now I try, if I remember, I walk through everywhere.
29:30
SPEAKER_01: And you know, when he was littler, I would pick him up, but now I'm like, yo, go clean all that shit up and take them.
29:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're you're old enough, take it to the buttons because like I've worked in restaurants and and you know, I've I I've done the dishes for so much, it's just an absolutely ridiculous task that I just hate doing.
29:51
SPEAKER_01: I hate doing dishes.
29:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's one of the best things I my dad ever did for my mom when he when they bought this house.
29:58
SPEAKER_03: He went out and got a dishwasher for my mom.
30:01
SPEAKER_03: I have yet to do that for my wife.
30:03
SPEAKER_03: I would love to have a dishwasher to where we don't have to do dishes.
30:08
SPEAKER_03: Because it's easier just to load it, and then if it's not full, don't run it yet.
30:12
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
30:13
SPEAKER_03: Wait till you get that ninth or tenth dish in there, and then you're like, oh, we can run it now.
30:18
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
30:20
SPEAKER_03: Hmm.
30:22
SPEAKER_03: What say you, young sir?
30:26
SPEAKER_03: I say that I'm gonna choke on my own spit and try not to die here.
30:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'd I'd prefer if you didn't.
30:32
SPEAKER_03: Bro, the weather is I've been a lot of up and down drainage?
30:35
SPEAKER_03: Well, you got a horrible.
30:36
SPEAKER_03: Think about it, man.
30:37
SPEAKER_01: We went from heat wave to drain to 65 minutes.
30:44
SPEAKER_01: To comfortable finally.
30:45
SPEAKER_01: It's that constant change.
30:48
SPEAKER_03: What do I want to go with here?
30:50
SPEAKER_03: That I got I got options because I can play on with kind of what you said, but it's Or you can change it up a bit, it don't I'm gonna go with something that super duper annoys me, and it literally happened to me yesterday because my children suck, and I guarantee you that your children probably do the same fucking thing when they're in a room and they walk away and they just leave the goddamn light on.
31:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:28
SPEAKER_01: It goes back to the days when you're gonna run up my light bill.
31:31
SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah, it drives me nuts too.
31:34
SPEAKER_01: Or or the exact opposite.
31:38
SPEAKER_01: It's broad daylight, my son's sitting in his room, complete darkness, looking at his phone.
31:43
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, dog, you are the most just unnatural being on this planet.
31:50
SPEAKER_01: Like, it's kind of weird.
31:52
SPEAKER_01: But uh yeah, that yeah, yeah.
31:56
SPEAKER_03: No, that annoyed like literally my son went to the bathroom yeah I want to say yesterday, yeah, last night.
32:03
SPEAKER_03: Or the night before, sorry, the night before last.
32:05
SPEAKER_03: He just went to pee.
32:08
SPEAKER_03: And he was on his device, and I didn't think anything of it.
32:14
SPEAKER_03: And he's just like a blur coming out of the bathroom and going up the stairs.
32:17
SPEAKER_03: And I didn't think about it because I was watching something on TV.
32:21
SPEAKER_03: And then I look over, the goddamn bathroom lights are all on.
32:25
SPEAKER_03: And I yell up the stairs, I'm like, bro! Come down and turn the lights off in a bathroom.
32:32
SPEAKER_03: I'm in the middle of making a video! Come down here and turn the lights off.
32:36
SPEAKER_03: I didn't leave them on.
32:38
SPEAKER_03: You left them on.
32:39
SPEAKER_03: I hate kids.
32:42
SPEAKER_03: They annoy me.
32:43
SPEAKER_03: So there you go.
32:47
SPEAKER_01: Um, here's one.
32:53
SPEAKER_01: So you ever have like let's use we'll just say like a specific brand of coffee.
33:05
SPEAKER_01: Like, you only like that brand of Chinamall.
33:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
33:08
SPEAKER_01: I I kinda wanna go let's go more specific.
33:11
SPEAKER_01: Okay, let's let's say like you're a Pop Tart lover.
33:14
SPEAKER_01: Alright.
33:14
SPEAKER_01: You go to the store and every single one of them are fully stocked except for the flavor that you want.
33:24
SPEAKER_01: Whether it be tea, pop, type of noodle for your pasta, like I can't tell you how many times there's vanilla tea when I was in my tea phase and and and uh Brandon and Sonny they still have their tea.
33:40
SPEAKER_01: Um that a specific kind that we would get, I would go there and they would have a hundred of each one uh and then just be out of the ones that I need to get for them.
33:54
SPEAKER_01: You know?
33:54
SPEAKER_01: And then so then the next time I buy like three or four when it's in, right?
34:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
34:01
SPEAKER_01: You know, to make sure I don't run out.
34:04
SPEAKER_01: And then I go back and they're never out again until I have I run out.
34:11
SPEAKER_01: It's just a process that just seems like every time I'm looking for that specific one, they're out of it.
34:16
SPEAKER_01: Like I'm not kidding you.
34:17
SPEAKER_01: Every week we go to the store, it happens with one item that we're trying to do.
34:21
SPEAKER_01: Oh, of course.
34:21
SPEAKER_01: Every single time.
34:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it happens those two.
34:24
SPEAKER_03: And mine is literally with my my iced tea.
34:27
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
34:27
SPEAKER_03: I I'm typically a certain uh certain brand.
34:31
SPEAKER_03: I'm like pure leaf, because it's good.
34:34
SPEAKER_03: And then like when they don't have pure leaf, it's like, well, do I do Gold Peak or do I do Snapple or Lipden?
34:41
SPEAKER_03: And they all taste just a little bit different.
34:44
SPEAKER_03: And you're like, well, that one's got a little bit more zest, that one's a little bit sweeter, that one's good warm, that one tastes like toes.
34:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's but you you kind of gotta balance it out, and you're like, well, I really don't feel like peach tea.
35:00
SPEAKER_03: I can do raspberry tea, or I can do half and half, lemon, you know.
35:03
SPEAKER_03: Arnold Pommer.
35:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
35:06
SPEAKER_03: I I do like Arizona.
35:08
SPEAKER_03: That's Arizona uh green tea with honey is my favorite.
35:12
SPEAKER_01: Like I used to love their uh Southern style.
35:15
SPEAKER_01: There's it's good too.
35:16
SPEAKER_01: That was when I was drinking and eating really sweet shit before that's why you got the diabetes.
35:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
35:22
SPEAKER_02: Diabetes.
35:22
SPEAKER_01: No, that's that's yeah, that's always frustrating.
35:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
35:29
SPEAKER_01: And like I said, I'm not kidding you, it happens every week we go with something.
35:33
SPEAKER_03: But do you ever notice though, when you were a kid and that shit happened, you're like, eh, okay.
35:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you didn't care.
35:38
SPEAKER_01: You were like, whatever.
35:39
SPEAKER_01: On to the next one.
35:40
SPEAKER_01: We had less options then too.
35:42
SPEAKER_01: But it was on to the next.
35:43
SPEAKER_01: What what else is there?
35:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I the older you get, I think the more shit starts to annoy you.
35:48
SPEAKER_03: I agree.
35:49
SPEAKER_03: Uh just like this one I'm gonna go to.
35:52
SPEAKER_03: How about when you go to play a video game and you pick up your controller, and maybe it's been a little bit since the last time you played, you don't think about it, and you turn it all on, and you realize I've got to charge my controller.
36:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
36:08
SPEAKER_03: And then you're like, well, what do I do now?
36:10
SPEAKER_03: Do I play while it's charging?
36:12
SPEAKER_03: Do I put it down and let it charge and go do something else for 10 minutes?
36:15
SPEAKER_01: I can tell you a hundred percent of the time I play while charging.
36:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, me too.
36:19
SPEAKER_01: I'm not waiting.
36:20
SPEAKER_01: Me too.
36:21
SPEAKER_01: Um, we actually Sonny, when we got Ty his PS5, one of those docking stations.
36:28
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
36:33
SPEAKER_01: Right.
36:34
SPEAKER_01: So only his controller or my controller will be charging if only one of us is playing.
36:39
SPEAKER_01: So but yeah, that's that's annoying.
36:41
SPEAKER_01: Or even worse, like it's not even dead, it's just one bar.
36:45
SPEAKER_01: Not flashing yet, so you're like, I only planned on playing for a half hour.
36:48
SPEAKER_01: Can I get it in before it dies?
36:50
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
36:51
SPEAKER_03: I did that the other day.
36:52
SPEAKER_03: I turned my PlayStation on, and it had been uh I don't know, about a week since I had played last.
36:57
SPEAKER_03: And yeah, I I was down to one bar, and I'm like, hmm.
37:03
SPEAKER_03: Do I chance it or do I put it on charge and play?
37:07
SPEAKER_03: Depends on the session time.
37:09
SPEAKER_03: Because I wasn't gonna play anything except for baseball.
37:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
37:12
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, well, if I play a couple games, maybe I can get my fail, I can charge it, and then I can play something later.
37:20
SPEAKER_03: And then I said, Okay, I'm just gonna throw it on charge now and play while it's charging.
37:25
SPEAKER_01: That's typically what I do.
37:26
SPEAKER_03: So it was easy.
37:28
SPEAKER_01: Still annoying though.
37:32
SPEAKER_01: Alright, this one this one's gonna be specific to us because we're now in this entertainment field.
37:40
SPEAKER_01: But you ever see a video or like a a GIF or a meme or something, and the audio is just slightly off.
37:51
SPEAKER_01: Oh man.
37:52
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
37:52
SPEAKER_01: Like, just enough that like you can follow what's going on, but just enough that it's annoying as well.
38:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
38:00
SPEAKER_03: But it's like an old movie the Godzilla movie.
38:03
SPEAKER_01: Half a second off.
38:05
SPEAKER_01: Like, not even enough to it's not like they're in the next sentence or nothing.
38:08
SPEAKER_01: It's like it's just off that you can notice it, but it's like your eyes start.
38:13
SPEAKER_01: I can't I can't I can't watch it.
38:14
SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, I can't because I'll be too focused on it time to pay attention to the content.
38:20
SPEAKER_03: I I've noticed that on YouTube with some videos where it's like, well, if I skip ahead and then maybe skip back, or hit pause and then do the same thing repeated, it might sync back up the audio again.
38:31
SPEAKER_03: But I don't like stuff like that where it literally feels like I'm watching a 1950s Godzilla movie.
38:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm good.
38:37
SPEAKER_03: I don't want to.
38:37
SPEAKER_03: Where the mouth is moving, snubbed.
38:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the mouth is moving and the words are not coming out.
38:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that that was one that um I I see a lot too, and I'm like, yo, you two, get your shit together.
38:49
SPEAKER_03: Right, right.
38:50
SPEAKER_03: I agree.
38:51
SPEAKER_03: Well, that's a good segue into I think what my next one's gonna be.
38:54
SPEAKER_03: Okay, because that's a tech-related thing.
38:57
SPEAKER_01: How about when tech doesn't work like it's supposed to?
39:00
SPEAKER_01: Rhiannon has a saying technology works a hundred percent of the time, fifty percent of the time.
39:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
39:05
SPEAKER_01: And no, that's the amount of outages, whether it be a system, whether it be uh our our internet, whether it be our whatever systems uh at work are just I mean, and especially anytime they're rolling out like a big update or like a new system, you can guarantee for 24 shit's gonna be fucked up, and that is so annoying.
39:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
39:33
SPEAKER_01: Because we all like to have easy days at work, but yeah, I don't want nothing to do.
39:41
SPEAKER_01: I don't like that.
39:42
SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's it makes time day go by so goddamn slow.
39:46
SPEAKER_01: Like a slug in the sun, you're like, uh horrible.
39:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, yeah, you're you're that was a good good call on that one because we can all relate to that too.
39:57
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
39:57
SPEAKER_01: I mean, we've all had technically we've long been in the technology age, so yeah.
40:02
SPEAKER_01: Uh here's one, and I'm gonna use this as an example, but it happens in many different areas, but it's it's easier for our generation to understand what I'm trying to say.
40:17
SPEAKER_01: But when you're peeling a sticker, like you remember when you used to peel the stickers off of CDs?
40:22
SPEAKER_01: Yes, and it would tear halfway and not all the way, and it would get stuck.
40:27
SPEAKER_01: Or like, let's say you had like a wrapped cookie and like the sticker tears halfway.
40:34
SPEAKER_01: Uh or like you're opening up a peanut butter jar and you're getting that seal.
40:38
SPEAKER_01: Yes, and you go to pull it and you pull it, and then that little strip around the edge, and you gotta fucking and I have to pull it off because of my OCD.
40:46
SPEAKER_01: I can't leave it.
40:47
SPEAKER_01: You can't leave it?
40:48
SPEAKER_01: I can't like if I go to like, you know, if I go to like a friend's house and I'm like, hey, I'm hungry, they're like, oh, I got peanut butter jelly.
40:53
SPEAKER_01: And I go and I see that shit, you're pulling calling them out on it, and I'm pulling it off.
40:57
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, yo, you are psychotic that you didn't pull out the rest of the day.
41:01
SPEAKER_01: That's fair.
41:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
41:03
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, that's one that and I only wrote that one down because I was at work.
41:08
SPEAKER_01: Uh-oh, and I was I had this out, it was my lunchtime, and I had a new bottle of mayo, and it's got the the one that's got the little plastic that flips up.
41:18
SPEAKER_01: That always rips and it never works.
41:20
SPEAKER_01: It tears right off, and then you gotta use them little tiny ass square taps to try to pull it up.
41:25
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, it's so fucking annoying.
41:26
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, that's going on the list because this is driving me nuts.
41:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's like, dude, you you got it to stick so well that your invention of to pull it off doesn't work.
41:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it just tears, yeah.
41:39
SPEAKER_03: And milk is milk jugs are horrible for that.
41:41
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
41:42
SPEAKER_01: That always happens opening up.
41:44
SPEAKER_01: Can we go back to the days where it was just that little ring that kept it closed?
41:47
SPEAKER_01: Like, that was fine.
41:48
SPEAKER_01: That was fine.
41:48
SPEAKER_01: We we we were kids, we didn't die.
41:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't need it hermetically sealed.
41:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
41:56
SPEAKER_01: So what's next on the U.
41:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I've only got a couple more down here.
42:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was gonna say uh I think I might do like one more.
42:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you yeah, you uh what I let it off, so you do one more and then we we can we can call it quits.
42:08
SPEAKER_01: I mean, we had a pretty I mean shit, we're well over 40 minutes at this point.
42:12
SPEAKER_03: So well, we got the the news segment thing we want to get to.
42:15
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, that's right.
42:16
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
42:16
SPEAKER_01: Did you write it down?
42:17
SPEAKER_01: I I did I mean I remembered it, but I didn't write it down because when you texted me, I was what was I doing?
42:25
SPEAKER_01: I was doing something, but it was a genius idea, but we'll get to that.
42:29
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, you go ahead and then we'll get we'll get to that because now I'm excited because I did forget about it.
42:37
SPEAKER_03: And because we're homeowners, you will understand this.
42:41
SPEAKER_03: Anybody that's out there that is a homeowner will understand this.
42:45
SPEAKER_03: It doesn't matter as soon as you have a say you take a week's long vacation, you might have two days and you just want to relax for another day.
42:55
SPEAKER_03: It never fails without fail.
42:58
SPEAKER_03: You go to sit down, chill, something needs fixed in the house.
43:04
SPEAKER_01: Yep, something breaks, something happens, never without fail.
43:08
SPEAKER_01: Just to add a caveat to that, that is very closely related.
43:13
SPEAKER_01: It's the same as when you get to a point where you were able to save like$1,500 and then something takes a shit and breaks, and you gotta waste it.
43:21
SPEAKER_01: Like your car, those are cousins, you know.
43:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's like, oh thank God, like I got a little nest egg, and then your fucking engine takes a shit in your car.
43:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
43:30
SPEAKER_01: Or exactly like, you know, whatever the reason.
43:33
SPEAKER_01: It's like uh, you know, you get it's like, oh, okay, like, you know, I'm I'm ahead on my bills, right?
43:40
SPEAKER_01: You get you know, thirty thousand dollars saved up, and then your fucking heat and air conditioning fucking take a shit.
43:46
SPEAKER_01: It's like without fail.
43:47
SPEAKER_03: It's literally like one is the lube, one is the dildo.
43:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
43:51
SPEAKER_03: And then there you go.
43:53
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
43:53
SPEAKER_03: There's your Friday night.
43:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no kidding.
43:57
SPEAKER_01: And it's only fun for the other people.
43:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
44:00
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
44:00
SPEAKER_03: And I've had so much shit happen like that in my house, 'cause I have an old house.
44:05
SPEAKER_03: My house is well over a hundred years old and I've had to replace things.
44:10
SPEAKER_03: I mean I've had faucets break and where I've had to go buy a brand new faucet, put a new faucet in, which is fine, whatever, no big deal.
44:17
SPEAKER_03: I'm pretty handy when it comes to that, but I I kid you not, I had one the other day.
44:22
SPEAKER_03: My my daughter was like, Dad, the curtain rod fell down in my room, and I'm like, well, as soon as I get a moment, I will take it and I will fix it.
44:34
SPEAKER_03: Right now, I'm busy.
44:36
SPEAKER_03: And it never fails, it's when you're already busy.
44:40
SPEAKER_03: But I will fix it.
44:42
SPEAKER_03: So what does she do?
44:43
SPEAKER_03: She takes the curtain because it's got metal rings in it.
44:47
SPEAKER_03: It's a nice curtain.
44:48
SPEAKER_03: It's like a blackout curtain.
44:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
44:50
SPEAKER_03: Takes the metal rings, puts it on the metal hooks that are already up for the curtain red.
44:54
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, well, that's fine for now.
44:56
SPEAKER_03: I'm not fixing it right now.
44:57
SPEAKER_03: Fuck you.
44:58
SPEAKER_01: Innovation.
44:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
45:00
SPEAKER_01: Smart kid.
45:01
SPEAKER_01: Ingenuity.
45:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
45:02
SPEAKER_03: I'll give her credit, smart kid.
45:04
SPEAKER_01: Alright.
45:05
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm gonna let you introduce this next segment because you came up with it.
45:09
SPEAKER_03: I came up with it.
45:11
SPEAKER_03: And I literally texted you this because I was I was in the shower and I had my music going on my speaker and stuff.
45:18
SPEAKER_03: And I said, hey, why don't we do something like I don't know to be determined at this point.
45:24
SPEAKER_03: Maybe once every other week, maybe once a month.
45:28
SPEAKER_03: We kind of go through maybe a playlist of like five songs to what we had just listened to recently.
45:36
SPEAKER_01: Or I I kind of liked you what you had actually sent me, and and or or this is the way I took it, is just going to our songs and hitting shuffle and then the first five songs.
45:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
45:49
SPEAKER_01: I was kind of thinking that.
45:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
45:51
SPEAKER_01: Just because typically when I get in a mood, I'm gonna write it out for a couple of weeks.
45:57
SPEAKER_01: So I just figured we could do that because then you could be like, Oh, I forgot about that in that case, you know.
46:03
SPEAKER_01: But that's something I thought something I thought it was absolutely genius.
46:07
SPEAKER_03: No matter what the episode, it doesn't have to be a music special or anything like that.
46:12
SPEAKER_03: We can just it would give us a chance to talk music for a few minutes.
46:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and and and it'll give you guys something to at the end of the episode be like, huh, I can go check these out.
46:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
46:22
SPEAKER_01: And and with the differences, you know, right.
46:25
SPEAKER_01: Like when you sent that, I started thinking, I'm like, what are the songs that like I don't want nobody to know that I listen to that are gonna pop up on this?
46:34
SPEAKER_01: Like I started thinking of that, so but uh I uh I don't know if you you might already have done it.
46:41
SPEAKER_01: I wrote all my stuff down from when I was I'm gonna do it live.
46:45
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
46:45
SPEAKER_01: I'm just gonna hit shuffle on my phone.
46:47
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
46:48
SPEAKER_01: Uh and and and uh go through it.
46:51
SPEAKER_01: And then just the first five in that I'm gonna name off, but I'll let you go first.
46:55
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
46:55
SPEAKER_01: So we figured we would do five apiece.
46:58
SPEAKER_03: That way you can get ten.
46:59
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
46:59
SPEAKER_03: And then maybe you can check them out if you want to.
47:02
SPEAKER_03: If not, that's cool too.
47:03
SPEAKER_03: We don't care.
47:04
SPEAKER_03: It's just what's basically our in our playlist.
47:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's just, and I have I think something like 3,500 songs.
47:12
SPEAKER_03: Uh, what's the lappy topping?
47:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was the email.
47:15
SPEAKER_01: It needs an update too.
47:17
SPEAKER_01: Of course it does.
47:18
SPEAKER_01: It always does.
47:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
47:19
SPEAKER_03: I I switched it to remind me later.
47:21
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
47:22
SPEAKER_03: No problem.
47:25
SPEAKER_03: So my playlist, believe it or not, this is from my shower yesterday.
47:28
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
47:29
SPEAKER_03: From my shower yesterday, yesterday day before yesterday.
47:31
SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
47:32
SPEAKER_03: But this is from my shower.
47:34
SPEAKER_03: I started off with cold by Static X.
47:37
SPEAKER_03: Ooh, good one.
47:38
SPEAKER_03: That song is a badass song.
47:41
SPEAKER_03: And then it went old school because my playlists are always bipolar.
47:46
SPEAKER_03: I went to Faithfully by Journey.
47:48
SPEAKER_03: Good song.
47:49
SPEAKER_03: Right.
47:50
SPEAKER_03: And then after that, for number three, it went to Bomb First by Machiavelli.
47:55
SPEAKER_03: Oh shit.
47:55
SPEAKER_03: Talk about bipolar.
47:58
SPEAKER_03: And then after that, I went to Fat Bottom Girls by Queen.
48:03
SPEAKER_03: And then to round it out, and I love this song I always have, but it was Wood by Allison Chains.
48:11
SPEAKER_03: Ah, yeah.
48:11
SPEAKER_03: I thought Yeah, that's a that's what an interesting shower.
48:15
SPEAKER_01: You hit a bunch of different notes with that.
48:17
SPEAKER_01: So I I've turned my volume down because you know when you hit shuffle it starts playing.
48:21
SPEAKER_01: But I'm gonna I'm gonna tap it and see what see what what it comes up with.
48:27
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so we'll pause it here.
48:30
SPEAKER_01: Um, alright.
48:32
SPEAKER_01: Interesting.
48:35
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so the first one is there's a group called uh Griselda.
48:42
SPEAKER_01: Uh they're out of Buffalo, New York.
48:43
SPEAKER_01: They're they started popping up in the mid-2010s, um, but they have that 90s boom bap gritty grunge to them, like real New York sound.
48:53
SPEAKER_01: Um, but this is one from Benny the Butcher.
48:55
SPEAKER_01: It's called 51.
48:56
SPEAKER_01: Uh, I believe it's off of Tana Talk, but uh it's called 51.
49:03
SPEAKER_01: It's by Benny the Butcher featuring his cousin Westside Gunn.
49:07
SPEAKER_01: Uh bipolar, you ready?
49:10
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
49:11
SPEAKER_01: Um, my second one is off of Tool's most recent album, and it's called Legion Inoculant.
49:17
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
49:18
SPEAKER_01: Um, which I actually I don't think, you know, we talk Rihanna's a big fan.
49:22
SPEAKER_01: I don't think she was a big fan of that new album.
49:24
SPEAKER_01: I actually really liked it.
49:25
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, I like it sounded a lot to me like Dark Side of the Moon from this age, so of course I liked it.
49:31
SPEAKER_03: It was good, but you know.
49:32
SPEAKER_01: Um, my next one is gonna be uh it's called VCRs, and it's by an up-and-coming, not up and coming, he's here, but his name is Jid, uh, and he's from Atlanta.
49:46
SPEAKER_01: And uh so Death is Slim Shady.
49:50
SPEAKER_01: Okay, fuel.
49:51
SPEAKER_01: All right, that guy.
49:52
SPEAKER_01: No shit.
49:53
SPEAKER_01: Uh his name is Jid, and I love him.
49:55
SPEAKER_01: Uh, listen to him a lot.
49:56
SPEAKER_01: But him and Vince Staples have a song called VCRs off of Jid's most recent album.
50:00
SPEAKER_01: Nice.
50:00
SPEAKER_01: That's a great one.
50:02
SPEAKER_01: Uh then uh four is gonna be a song.
50:08
SPEAKER_01: Uh it's off of an album called It's uh A Different and Fate a Forever MC, but it's King Crooked and a group.
50:17
SPEAKER_01: Um what is it?
50:19
SPEAKER_01: Horseshoe gang, and it's called Back on Our Shit.
50:23
SPEAKER_01: Um, but it's a good song.
50:25
SPEAKER_01: Um, if you guys don't know, King Crooked is actually originally Crooked Eye.
50:28
SPEAKER_01: Uh he's actually been around for quite a few years.
50:30
SPEAKER_01: And then Again Bipolar, my last one, off of Minutes to Midnight, which is my absolute favorite, Lincoln Park.
50:35
SPEAKER_01: Nice.
50:36
SPEAKER_01: But In Between by Lincoln Park.
50:38
SPEAKER_01: Oh, damn.
50:38
SPEAKER_01: I just heard that song the other day.
50:40
SPEAKER_01: I was listening to that album about a week or two ago, and I realized like a lot of people are gonna hate me, but I actually think Minutes to Midnight is my favorite album by the time.
50:48
SPEAKER_01: I like really, really enjoyed that album.
50:51
SPEAKER_01: But that's my five for the week.
50:53
SPEAKER_03: And uh now you got ten you can think about listening.
50:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you guys go out and listen to them.
50:57
SPEAKER_01: You got a different, you know, uh a lot of different uh regions to go to, genres, eras.
51:06
SPEAKER_01: Um, but I mean, guys, we know what time it is.
51:10
SPEAKER_01: It's I it's my favorite part of the episode.
51:12
SPEAKER_02: So it's the end of the episode, and we got another dad joke.
51:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, can I can I can I can I have some more of them?
51:20
SPEAKER_03: Dad jokes dad joke.
51:23
SPEAKER_03: This one's kinda yeah.
51:25
SPEAKER_03: I liked it, but it kind of made me chuckle a little bit because it's it's literally like the daddiest of dad jokes.
51:32
SPEAKER_03: It's like basic white bitch.
51:34
SPEAKER_03: Oh shit, here we go.
51:35
SPEAKER_03: So but it makes me chuckle because it's fucking stupid.
51:38
SPEAKER_03: When does a joke become a dad joke?
51:41
SPEAKER_01: Oh god, this is gonna I got a feeling I'm gonna laugh, but that's what what?
51:45
SPEAKER_01: When it becomes apparent.
51:50
SPEAKER_01: That was so terrible, it was good.
51:52
SPEAKER_01: I know, right?
51:53
SPEAKER_01: But on that note, we'll see you next week.