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- 0:49Speaker 2: Looking back on it, the bop-it toy was filled with innuendos. 407-916-1041.
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- 1:19Speaker 2: Superstar indeed how is everyone on this beautiful wednesday i'm
- 1:24Speaker 2: ready to bop twist and pull baby yeah i think
- 1:26Speaker 2: you're right on that toy though but that is uh
- 1:28Speaker 2: you know uh cindy lopper had a song called she
- 1:30Speaker 2: bop she better she bop yeah yeah and it was
- 1:33Speaker 2: about uh you know it was about doing solos really
- 1:36Speaker 2: yeah yeah that was a rumor is that true yeah
- 1:38Speaker 2: is it really yeah i think it was yeah is.
- 1:40Speaker 4: That the same thing with uh turning japanese.
- 1:42Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. Heard the same thing, yeah. Yeah, the vapors
- 1:45Speaker 2: or whatever it was.
- 1:46Speaker 4: Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese.
- 1:48Speaker 5: Turning Japanese is about masturbating? Why do you have to
- 1:52Speaker 5: use the word? I'll dance around it next time.
- 1:55Speaker 2: Thank you. That's why I said solo. I'm sorry. Start dancing,
- 1:59Speaker 2: Fred Astaire. That word is weird. It's 302, dude. People
- 2:02Speaker 2: are getting dressed for magical dining and you're dropping these
- 2:06Speaker 2: bombs on them. Hey, Ross is here, everybody. Hide your children.
- 2:11Speaker 2: That's not the breaking news, though, that's happening here. Turning
- 2:14Speaker 2: Japanese is about soloing.
- 2:17Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, soloing.
- 2:18Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I'm turning Japanese. I'm thinking
- 2:20Speaker 2: turning Japanese.
- 2:20Speaker 4: I really think so.
- 2:22Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 2:24Speaker 4: Easy, Jack.
- 2:24Speaker 2: Jack, what the hell? That's worse than what he said.
- 2:27Speaker 2: Is this how it's going to be today? Who's got
- 2:29Speaker 2: the liquor? That's the next verse in the song. It's Friday.
- 2:33Speaker 2: And Shebop is supposed to be about that as well. Shebop. Oh, really?
- 2:38Speaker 4: I had no idea. But then I did not know.
- 2:40Speaker 4: And only recently learned what Prince's Little Red Corvette, I think,
- 2:44Speaker 4: may have been about. I really don't know.
- 2:46Speaker 6: What was that? What was that?
- 2:47Speaker 2: I don't know about that one either one. A couple
- 2:49Speaker 2: of like double A's? Little Red Corvette? I don't know.
- 2:51Speaker 4: If anyone's going to know.
- 2:53Speaker 2: Little Red Corvette. It's going to be Jack Bradshaw. I
- 2:56Speaker 2: have no idea. Jack doesn't know where he is right now.
- 3:00Speaker 2: I'm trying to get this banner off of our video.
- 3:02Speaker 2: I know. I hate that.
- 3:03Speaker 3: So there is a line in Little Red Corvette where
- 3:07Speaker 3: he says, I got a pocket of horses.
- 3:09Speaker 2: Or something like that. And it's Trojans, right? Right. And
- 3:11Speaker 2: some of them used. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 3:14Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 3:14Speaker 4: So this is where we're going to lean on you. 77031.
- 3:17Speaker 4: Text us and let us know. What does Little Red
- 3:19Speaker 4: Corvette actually mean?
- 3:20Speaker 2: Now, the one song I never could figure out was
- 3:22Speaker 2: Sugar Walls by Sheena Easton. Was that a real question
- 3:29Speaker 2: or a joke? I don't even know. I got to
- 3:32Speaker 2: tell you.
- 3:33Speaker 7: Same.
- 3:34Speaker 2: It's so funny. I saw.
- 3:35Speaker 3: Do you guys remember the old PMRC song? Tipper Gore,
- 3:39Speaker 3: Al Gore. People who do not know back in the day.
- 3:42Speaker 4: That's where we got the warnings on music.
- 3:43Speaker 2: Exactly.
- 3:44Speaker 3: That whole PMRC, which is the parental materials. What was it, guys?
- 3:49Speaker 2: Parental music advisory. PMRC. I think it's what actually sold albums. Yeah.
- 3:56Speaker 2: They found, oh, it increased album sales. That's right. And
- 4:00Speaker 2: they started– and today they listed– it was like– there's
- 4:03Speaker 2: some anniversary of that. I think this is the day
- 4:05Speaker 2: where they released the Dirty 15, which is the 15
- 4:09Speaker 2: songs that they thought should never be played on the air.
- 4:11Speaker 4: I mean, I remember when my parents called me into
- 4:14Speaker 4: their bedroom after Blondie's Rapture.
- 4:17Speaker 2: Oh, really?
- 4:17Speaker 4: I'd been pulled from the radio, and they were like, so–
- 4:21Speaker 4: because I'm– Rapture? One of my favorite songs of all time.
- 4:26Speaker 4: It's a cool tune, but it's not even remotely controversial.
- 4:28Speaker 4: Then you weren't listening closely. Because my parents said, so
- 4:31Speaker 4: do you know why they pulled that song?
- 4:34Speaker 2: I do not know this.
- 4:35Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, because they said his fingers. And my parents
- 4:37Speaker 4: were like, oh, okay.
- 4:40Speaker 6: All right.
- 4:41Speaker 2: You got it. What happened with the fingers? Whoa, really?
- 4:46Speaker 6: What?
- 4:47Speaker 2: I want to know what the fingers do. Where the
- 4:50Speaker 2: fingers go? Jimmy, we ought to listen to lyrics. We're
- 4:55Speaker 2: missing out on half our life.
- 4:57Speaker 4: No, but my parents were shocked, you know, because I
- 4:59Speaker 4: am standing in their bedroom saying, yeah, I know the line.
- 5:01Speaker 4: This is why they pulled the song and his fingers.
- 5:04Speaker 2: I am currently shocked.
- 5:06Speaker 4: 24 hours shopping.
- 5:07Speaker 2: Yeah. Looked at the lyrics. I see the finger lyrics.
- 5:12Speaker 2: It's funny about Tipper Gore putting out these music. What
- 5:16Speaker 2: I found more disturbing and offensive than the songs that
- 5:20Speaker 2: they labeled was her kiss with Al Gore at the
- 5:23Speaker 2: Democratic National Convention. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Did they?
- 5:29Speaker 2: They went at it? They did. On stage. It was wild, dude.
- 5:33Speaker 2: And I was trying to prove something because he's got
- 5:35Speaker 2: that weird little femme lips going. It's like, I'm Al Gore.
- 5:39Speaker 2: I'm here to just get your vote. I'm ready to
- 5:41Speaker 2: just do stuff for you in America. Also, he was
- 5:44Speaker 2: coming off the heels of Clinton and the whole Clinton controversy.
- 5:47Speaker 2: So it's like basically saying, hey, I'm in love with
- 5:49Speaker 2: my wife. My wife, right.
- 5:52Speaker 4: Let me gargle her tonsils to show you how I care.
- 5:55Speaker 2: I by no means have a blue dress. I don't
- 5:57Speaker 2: think I've ever seen this Al Gore kiss. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 6:01Speaker 4: I don't think you were alive for it yet. You
- 6:03Speaker 4: may have been a toddler.
- 6:04Speaker 2: It was 2000.
- 6:04Speaker 1: Or 99.
- 6:05Speaker 2: Okay, he was 10. This is the feeling it's going
- 6:09Speaker 2: to give you. You ever see your parents really make out?
- 6:12Speaker 2: We're not talking about the kiss. I'm not talking about
- 6:14Speaker 2: the welcome home honey kiss. Good to see you. Then
- 6:16Speaker 2: turn around and continue cooking the roast. I'm talking about
- 6:18Speaker 2: she turns around and it is like we're in a bar.
- 6:22Speaker 2: Four drinks deep. I mean, we're trying to figure out
- 6:24Speaker 2: what we had for lunch that day. By pulling it
- 6:27Speaker 2: out of your mullet.
- 6:27Speaker 8: We're not kissing.
- 6:28Speaker 2: We're mining. I'm trying to have a lot of PDA
- 6:33Speaker 2: in front of my son. That's a good thing. I'm
- 6:35Speaker 2: trying to kiss my wife in front of my son.
- 6:38Speaker 2: Let the boy watch. Let the boy watch. I'm trying
- 6:44Speaker 2: to show as much affection towards my wife as I can.
- 6:47Speaker 2: That is one of the best things you can do
- 6:49Speaker 2: for your kids, by the way.
- 6:50Speaker 3: My kids, actually, if you were to ask my kids
- 6:52Speaker 3: about our relationship, my wife and I's relationship, that's one
- 6:55Speaker 3: of the number one things they would leave with, is
- 6:56Speaker 3: we were always smacking ass and kissing and all kinds
- 6:59Speaker 3: of stuff.
- 7:00Speaker 2: We showed true physical attention to each other. If my
- 7:06Speaker 2: son sees me kiss my wife like Al Gore kissed
- 7:09Speaker 2: in this video that I just watched for the first time,
- 7:12Speaker 2: he's calling the cops. That doesn't look consensual at all.
- 7:16Speaker 4: You know what it also looks like, which is a
- 7:18Speaker 4: really bad, a damn shame? It doesn't look like they practiced.
- 7:22Speaker 6: Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 7:23Speaker 4: And they haven't done anything like that in a long time.
- 7:25Speaker 2: That's what it was! Isn't that what it looks like?
- 7:27Speaker 2: It's almost like she turned to him and said, Al,
- 7:29Speaker 2: do the thing.
- 7:31Speaker 4: I mean, he wanted to slip her some tongue, but
- 7:33Speaker 4: she's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This
- 7:34Speaker 4: has been a while. Come on.
- 7:36Speaker 6: Right.
- 7:36Speaker 2: It's the ease into the slowly. And you know what
- 7:38Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you? Tipper Gore's not a bad-looking woman.
- 7:40Speaker 2: She wasn't a bad-looking woman. I was like, good for Al.
- 7:42Speaker 2: Not a bad pull. Sorry. I'm real hard into the
- 7:46Speaker 2: mic there. I love this.
- 7:50Speaker 4: Somebody texted us and went, damn, three already?
- 7:52Speaker 2: Yeah, that's an odd kiss. Yeah, man. So that was
- 7:58Speaker 2: kind of like a light moment, right?
- 8:00Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 8:01Speaker 2: That was like a baby one of those. That was like,
- 8:03Speaker 2: what 90 was that? I mean, Clinton was out of
- 8:05Speaker 2: office in 94? No, no, no. Clinton started in office
- 8:09Speaker 2: in 94, went to 99, Al Gore renegade. the 2000
- 8:12Speaker 2: election was against george w yeah yeah that's the uh
- 8:15Speaker 2: that's the hanging chad yeah the supreme court said you're
- 8:18Speaker 2: president yeah yeah exactly right and what is so weird
- 8:21Speaker 2: about this and what makes it this much worse looking
- 8:24Speaker 2: back on this exact moment it's right when he won
- 8:28Speaker 2: the nomination this is seconds into you being the democratic
- 8:32Speaker 2: nominee and it is awkward And it's wild. It's weird.
- 8:37Speaker 3: He's a Republican candidate proving of his male viruleness, and
- 8:42Speaker 3: it's still– I mean, no, he's not a Republican.
- 8:43Speaker 2: No, he's a Democrat.
- 8:44Speaker 3: And he's trying to prove his virile manhood, and it backfired.
- 8:48Speaker 2: It did not– I think it actually hurt him. Like,
- 8:51Speaker 2: the way he kissed her kind of hurt. Yeah. It
- 8:53Speaker 2: looked like it hurt. It did look like it hurt.
- 8:56Speaker 4: It looked like she'd like a heads up next time.
- 8:58Speaker 2: 500 Florida votes is all that cat needed. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 9:01Speaker 2: That's all he needed. That kiss ruined it for him. Well,
- 9:04Speaker 2: you know who introduced him? Do you remember who introduced him?
- 9:07Speaker 2: Was it James Carville? No, it was his college roommate. Oh,
- 9:12Speaker 2: who's famous? Tommy Lee Jones.
- 9:14Speaker 7: Yes. Yeah.
- 9:15Speaker 4: That's right.
- 9:16Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
- 9:16Speaker 2: Wait, men in black?
- 9:18Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 9:18Speaker 2: What? They were roommates at Harvard. It gets better. You
- 9:23Speaker 2: should see them make out. We are rocking Ross's world.
- 9:27Speaker 2: The year 2000 was wild. Tommy Lee Jones wrote Shebop. Anyway, 407- No! Y2K, baby.
- 9:37Speaker 3: Text us at 77031. We have a bunch of stuff
- 9:39Speaker 3: to talk about. Ross, you did a Halloween Horror Nights preview.
- 9:41Speaker 3: Was it last night?
- 9:42Speaker 2: I did. In fact, I went through all 10 houses,
- 9:45Speaker 2: and I'm here to tell you one quick spoiler for
- 9:47Speaker 2: my 6 o'clock review.
- 9:48Speaker 6: Go.
- 9:49Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. That's a go. Spoiler, huh?
- 9:52Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 9:53Speaker 2: And that's my spoiler. Go. It's one of the best years.
- 9:56Speaker 9: All right.
- 9:57Speaker 2: We have a bunch of stuff to talk about today.
- 9:58Speaker 3: One of the things I saw today was Netflix. God,
- 10:01Speaker 3: I don't know if I want to say this because
- 10:02Speaker 3: I don't want people to kind of get ahead of it.
- 10:05Speaker 3: That's what sucks about, like, you know, previewing what we're
- 10:07Speaker 3: going to do today is because people can hop online
- 10:10Speaker 3: and see what it is.
- 10:11Speaker 2: Well, then don't tell.
- 10:11Speaker 7: Exactly.
- 10:12Speaker 2: I'm not going to say anything.
- 10:13Speaker 3: Netflix made an announcement today that I think you'll be
- 10:15Speaker 3: very interested in because it has a little bit to
- 10:17Speaker 3: do with nostalgia.
- 10:19Speaker 2: We'll leave it there.
- 10:19Speaker 4: Which is a big deal, this younger generation.
- 10:22Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 10:22Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw somebody earlier today on one of the
- 10:24Speaker 4: local news stations talking about how their college-age daughter and
- 10:27Speaker 4: her friends prefer playing with an old-school pinball machine.
- 10:30Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, yeah.
- 10:31Speaker 2: Yeah, crazy, right?
- 10:32Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 10:33Speaker 2: And then yesterday, you know, Dolly Parton passed away. We
- 10:35Speaker 2: didn't break the news here, but it happened right before
- 10:38Speaker 2: we came on the air. And, of course, we lost
- 10:40Speaker 2: another legend today, Tim Curry, from Rocky Horror Picture Show fame.
- 10:44Speaker 2: And let me tell you something. I've got a great
- 10:45Speaker 2: Rocky Horror Picture Show story. A little bit later in
- 10:48Speaker 2: the program, my sister moved down from Palatka at 17
- 10:53Speaker 2: or 18 years old as well. And let me tell you,
- 10:55Speaker 2: you can't put a human in a jar more than
- 10:58Speaker 2: my sister. I mean, she could not be more small town.
- 11:01Speaker 2: What's that? What's that? The first thing I did for
- 11:03Speaker 2: her is take her to Rocky Horror.
- 11:05Speaker 4: You are a cruel, cruel man.
- 11:07Speaker 2: She cried.
- 11:08Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sure she did, dude.
- 11:09Speaker 2: She was traumatized, dude. She was absolutely, she didn't know
- 11:13Speaker 2: what to do.
- 11:13Speaker 6: Oh, Dr.
- 11:13Speaker 2: Frankenfurter. She left and prayed. So we are waiting on
- 11:16Speaker 2: the third right now.
- 11:18Speaker 6: Yeah, we are.
- 11:19Speaker 2: And who mentioned that yesterday? Was it you? No, Talkback.
- 11:22Speaker 2: Talkback mentioned it yesterday? So now we have the two.
- 11:25Speaker 2: Wellness check on Willie Nelson. Yeah, both 80 years old
- 11:28Speaker 2: as well, right? Yeah, that was it. Yeah, there was another.
- 11:31Speaker 2: Didn't you mention one as well earlier? We were talking
- 11:33Speaker 2: about who would be who was next. Oh, Deb's predicting death.
- 11:37Speaker 10: No, no.
- 11:37Speaker 2: But we were talking about it before the show. She
- 11:39Speaker 2: needs the milk bath first. Oh, King Charles. King Charles.
- 11:43Speaker 11: Yes.
- 11:44Speaker 12: We were discussing the fact that. Harry and Meghan moving
- 11:48Speaker 12: back to the UK when being away. I mean, it
- 11:51Speaker 12: was such a sudden decision. I was wondering if it
- 11:53Speaker 12: has something to do with the King's health. And that's
- 11:55Speaker 12: why they decided to go back into that hornet's nest.
- 11:57Speaker 2: And then of all the things yesterday, this is why
- 11:59Speaker 2: I brought the whole Dolly thing up again. Of all
- 12:01Speaker 2: the things yesterday, at the end of the show, we
- 12:03Speaker 2: do our question of the day. And again, that's why
- 12:04Speaker 2: we ask you if you want to Watch us on YouTube, jimcorbertlive.com.
- 12:08Speaker 2: You can go in, and we do have the question
- 12:09Speaker 2: of the day is in the chat room there, right?
- 12:11Speaker 2: So you can kind of get involved, get your vote
- 12:13Speaker 2: in there. Yesterday, Jack put up four Dolly Parton movies.
- 12:17Speaker 2: We were going to choose the favorite Dolly Parton movie, right?
- 12:19Speaker 13: Yes.
- 12:20Speaker 2: Nine to five, right? Steel Magnolias. Correct.
- 12:23Speaker 12: Right?
- 12:24Speaker 4: Best Little Whorehouse in Texas and Rhinestone.
- 12:26Speaker 2: And Rhinestone. Do you know what's wild about that list?
- 12:29Speaker 2: Dolly Parton did a show about talk radio and we
- 12:32Speaker 2: forgot about it.
- 12:33Speaker 4: I didn't know about it.
- 12:34Speaker 2: There's a movie called Straight Talk that she did where
- 12:37Speaker 2: she was like delivering something to a radio station and
- 12:40Speaker 2: something happened and she had to get on the air
- 12:42Speaker 2: and take a call and turned it into a career
- 12:44Speaker 2: and we did not mention the Dolly Parton movie that
- 12:48Speaker 2: deals with talk radio. It's a little more strange than
- 12:52Speaker 2: that because I googled top four Dolly Parton movies and
- 12:56Speaker 2: straight talk was there. I'm like, I'd never heard of that.
- 12:59Speaker 2: I put, I put rhinestone cause I saw rhinestone. And
- 13:04Speaker 2: it's actually a cute little movie and a little bit
- 13:07Speaker 2: of an insight into the business. It's kind of cool.
- 13:09Speaker 3: She kind of stumbles into the studio as a, either
- 13:12Speaker 3: a side employee or somebody that's delivering something and, takes
- 13:15Speaker 3: a call and uses that southern charm and becomes like
- 13:18Speaker 3: a star and has to go through the whole thing
- 13:20Speaker 3: of being a talk radio star.
- 13:22Speaker 2: Throwing this out here, that's the same exact plot of
- 13:24Speaker 2: Joe Dirt. Is it really?
- 13:25Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 13:26Speaker 2: Look at that.
- 13:27Speaker 3: It's kind of like a Delilah thing, Jack, right? She
- 13:29Speaker 3: kind of becomes that kind of Delilah character. I didn't
- 13:32Speaker 3: know this movie existed before yesterday.
- 13:34Speaker 2: Joe Dirt? Someone said Hayden Panettere for the third. No,
- 13:38Speaker 2: that time frame doesn't work. That was too long ago.
- 13:41Speaker 2: Too long ago. But someone else said Annette Febre passed
- 13:43Speaker 2: away yesterday, too? Shelly Febre, wasn't it? Shelly Febre? Yeah,
- 13:46Speaker 2: but I don't think she's at that caliber. She's not.
- 13:49Speaker 2: I mean, just off rip, I can tell right now. Yeah,
- 13:52Speaker 2: that's a Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson thing. Yeah, exactly. And
- 13:56Speaker 2: you know who she was married to, right? Shelly Febre? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who?
- 14:00Speaker 2: The guy from MASH, not Alan Alda. BJ Honeycutt? Yeah,
- 14:04Speaker 2: the other guy. Who played him? Mike something, right? Yeah,
- 14:07Speaker 2: Mike Love... Yeah, it was him. That's fine. Anyway, 407... 407...
- 14:12Speaker 2: That's Bobby Brady, I think. Bobby Brady, JJ Honeycutt. What
- 14:16Speaker 2: the hell are you guys? Is this an old basketball team?
- 14:20Speaker 3: He played forward for the Spurs in 71, Deb News.
- 14:24Speaker 4: Yeah, Americans are among the missing in Nepal after flash flooding.
- 14:28Speaker 4: Where Florida stands on the meta social media settlement and
- 14:31Speaker 4: on this National Dog Day, we're going to talk about
- 14:34Speaker 4: the top dog breeds U.S. families are choosing in 2026.
- 14:37Speaker 4: We'll talk about that and more coming up next during
- 14:39Speaker 4: JCS News.
- 14:40Speaker 2: You got it. Let's take a little break. We'll come
- 14:41Speaker 2: back and get Deb's news and continue on with the
- 14:43Speaker 2: Jim Colbert Show. So hold on loosely, but don't let go.
- 14:50Speaker 15: If you squeeze too tightly, I'm going to lose control.
- 14:54Speaker 2: I think we all know what that's about.
- 14:57Speaker 4: I do now.
- 14:58Speaker 6: Wow.
- 15:01Speaker 2: Seriously? I had no idea. Are we just getting our
- 15:04Speaker 2: faces blown off today with song lyrics?
- 15:05Speaker 8: Don't say that.
- 15:07Speaker 2: Is that what's going to happen? I have all the verbiage.
- 15:09Speaker 2: Did you choose that?
- 15:12Speaker 3: I don't want to know anymore. I have an idea
- 15:15Speaker 3: what I want these songs to be like. I don't
- 15:16Speaker 3: want the real truth. Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show.
- 15:20Speaker 3: We're already at 104.1.
- 15:21Speaker 2: I'm Jim. Deb, Jack, and Ross are here as well.
- 15:23Speaker 2: Speaking of Deb, she's got your news. Let's get it.
- 15:25Speaker 1: It's time for JCS News.
- 15:29Speaker 10: Wow.
- 15:30Speaker 1: Has this guy got to put his name on everything?
- 15:31Speaker 2: It's in my contract, dude.
- 15:33Speaker 1: Here's the news on the Jim Colbert Show.
- 15:36Speaker 4: And JCS News is brought to you by that mortgage guy, Don.
- 15:40Speaker 4: At least 47 Americans are missing after flash flooding tore
- 15:43Speaker 4: through valleys in Nepal and the country's northern areas. That's
- 15:46Speaker 4: according to Nepal officials. Almost 100 deaths have been reported
- 15:50Speaker 4: and more than 380 people are missing. Those are really,
- 15:53Speaker 4: really low numbers. The floods decimated villages as they ripped
- 15:57Speaker 4: through houses, roads, bridges, power plants. There's no word yet
- 16:01Speaker 4: on the nationalities of the casualties.
- 16:04Speaker 3: I will tell you guys, and I actually wrote this
- 16:06Speaker 3: down to talk about today, the video from this flash flooding,
- 16:10Speaker 3: the video from this, there's two major videos. One of
- 16:13Speaker 3: the flash flood coming down this valley and the other
- 16:15Speaker 3: one is the perspective of looking down on what looks
- 16:18Speaker 3: to be a bus station and some other things like
- 16:21Speaker 3: that from a mountaintop. It's top five natural disaster videos
- 16:25Speaker 3: I've ever seen.
- 16:26Speaker 2: In my life. It is horrifying. It really is. I mean,
- 16:29Speaker 2: the videos are horrifying. You don't ever see you. It
- 16:33Speaker 2: looks fake. It looks like something that that you were like, OK,
- 16:37Speaker 2: I make the worst possible flash flood scenario for me
- 16:40Speaker 2: right now and show it to me. And that's the
- 16:42Speaker 2: video you get. It's that bad.
- 16:43Speaker 4: It is that bad. Jack has it on our fourth
- 16:45Speaker 4: screen if you're watching us on YouTube. But at one
- 16:47Speaker 4: point during the videos, you literally watch this wall of
- 16:49Speaker 4: water overtake a building, overtake a train station, and just
- 16:53Speaker 4: push buses along the road like they're toys.
- 16:55Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 16:56Speaker 11: All right.
- 16:56Speaker 4: Back stateside, actor Tim Curry has died at the age
- 16:59Speaker 4: of 80. Curry is best known for his role as Dr.
- 17:03Speaker 4: Frankenfurter in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
- 17:06Speaker 2: I see you shiver with anticipation. Wait for it.
- 17:14Speaker 4: TMZ reports Curry had been dealing with health issues for
- 17:17Speaker 4: years and passed away Tuesday night. He's also known for
- 17:20Speaker 4: his role as Pennywise in 1990's It. I forgot about that.
- 17:25Speaker 4: And as well, the hotel clerk, Mr.
- 17:27Speaker 7: Hector.
- 17:28Speaker 4: And Home Alone 2 lost in New York.
- 17:30Speaker 3: Yeah, it's wild because when the cons were happening here
- 17:34Speaker 3: earlier this summer, there's a lot of stuff on Reddit
- 17:37Speaker 3: about who people met, who they thought were the greatest
- 17:39Speaker 3: and the biggest D-bags. And everybody who met Tim Curry said,
- 17:44Speaker 3: even in his state, he was in a wheelchair. You
- 17:47Speaker 3: could barely move or talk. They said he was the
- 17:48Speaker 3: most gracious guy ever. And so pleasant to have met.
- 17:52Speaker 3: So that was great to read in here.
- 17:53Speaker 4: He's one of those I'm going to miss as well.
- 17:55Speaker 2: With Tim Curry, with all those roles that you just mentioned,
- 17:58Speaker 2: it's how I met him. And it tells so much
- 18:01Speaker 2: about my childhood of being obsessed with Comedy Central in
- 18:04Speaker 2: the mid 90s and late 90s. It was Clue and
- 18:07Speaker 2: him playing Wadsworth.
- 18:09Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 18:09Speaker 2: And I think that is, I know I'm biased because
- 18:12Speaker 2: that's like one of my first movies I understood from beginning, middle,
- 18:15Speaker 2: and end.
- 18:15Speaker 1: Right.
- 18:16Speaker 2: But that is comedic performance gold.
- 18:19Speaker 4: Oh, no, it's not. No, it's not.
- 18:21Speaker 1: No.
- 18:22Speaker 4: Because Governor Ron DeSantis says, hold my beer. He paid
- 18:26Speaker 4: tribute to country music icon Dolly Parton at the start
- 18:29Speaker 4: of this morning's news conference at Florida International University.
- 18:33Speaker 2: You're welcome. Tumbled out of bed, stumbled into the kitchen.
- 18:37Speaker 16: Down that cup of ambition, and here we are, and
- 18:40Speaker 16: we'll be working longer than nine to five.
- 18:42Speaker 4: I think it was that ah in the background that
- 18:44Speaker 4: made him go, I'm going to stop this right now.
- 18:47Speaker 2: Right now. Yeah, yeah. He gave it a shot, though.
- 18:50Speaker 2: He did.
- 18:50Speaker 9: He did.
- 18:51Speaker 1: He did.
- 18:51Speaker 4: Kudos to him for that.
- 18:52Speaker 2: But that person, can we play that again real fast?
- 18:54Speaker 2: Just make sure you hear the person in the background go, oh, no.
- 18:58Speaker 2: Here we go.
- 19:00Speaker 16: Tumbled out of bed, stumbled into the kitchen. Down that
- 19:03Speaker 16: cup of ambition, and here we are, and we'll be
- 19:06Speaker 16: working longer than 9 to 5.
- 19:07Speaker 10: Oh, he's cute.
- 19:08Speaker 2: He tries. That's absolutely right. You're right, Deb. As soon
- 19:11Speaker 2: as he hears that noise, he goes, I'm not going
- 19:13Speaker 2: to perform anymore.
- 19:14Speaker 4: Calling her an American icon and original, DeSantis also credits
- 19:18Speaker 4: Parton for her quiet generosity. Dolly Parton died after a
- 19:22Speaker 4: brief battle with cancer at the age of 80, although
- 19:24Speaker 4: her family hasn't disclosed. what kind of cancer she was
- 19:27Speaker 4: fighting from. Not only that, flags are lowered to half
- 19:30Speaker 4: staff across Florida in honor of Dolly Parton. Governor DeSantis
- 19:33Speaker 4: says the flags will remain lowered through sunset on September 1st.
- 19:37Speaker 4: DeSantis says the U.S. and state flags will be flown
- 19:39Speaker 4: at half staff at all local and state buildings, and
- 19:42Speaker 4: that's following a presidential order. All right, it's now up
- 19:46Speaker 4: to the governor to pick primary and general election dates
- 19:49Speaker 4: to fill the seat left vacant by Hialeah State Senator
- 19:52Speaker 4: Brian Avila, resigning to run alongside Republican candidate for governor
- 19:56Speaker 4: Byron Donalds.
- 19:58Speaker 2: Well, it would make sense to put it on the
- 20:00Speaker 2: November election and it would be efficient.
- 20:03Speaker 7: To do so.
- 20:03Speaker 2: State law doesn't allow it. We need more time.
- 20:06Speaker 4: So Berry University's Dr. Sean Foreman predicts the election will
- 20:09Speaker 4: be held in early 2027 with the legislative session beginning
- 20:13Speaker 4: in March. Florida is refusing to join the multi-state settlement
- 20:19Speaker 4: with Meta over claims that the company's social media platforms
- 20:22Speaker 4: contributed to youth addiction. Attorney General James Uthmeyer says the
- 20:26Speaker 4: state rejected what he called a weak settlement and plans
- 20:29Speaker 4: to pursue its case in court. The agreement would require
- 20:33Speaker 4: Meta to adopt new protections for teen users and pay
- 20:36Speaker 4: nearly $ 17 billion to states. While denying wrongdoing, Uthmeyer argues
- 20:42Speaker 4: the settlement doesn't go far enough to address what Florida
- 20:45Speaker 4: alleges were harmful, profit-driven features aimed at young users. In
- 20:51Speaker 4: other technology news, Manatee County commissioners are voting against installing
- 20:55Speaker 4: flock license plate reader cameras at county parks, buildings, and
- 20:59Speaker 4: other public facilities. County Commissioner Bob McCann says he believes
- 21:02Speaker 4: the number of cameras being installed is too much.
- 21:05Speaker 2: Somebody's got to get a handle on it.
- 21:07Speaker 13: Because it's like he said, you know, you don't want
- 21:10Speaker 13: to go to Premier Park and, you know, have your
- 21:12Speaker 13: face on a camera just because you went to a park.
- 21:14Speaker 4: Yeah, I got bad news for you, buddy. We're there.
- 21:16Speaker 4: Residents also voiced their concern.
- 21:19Speaker 2: There's just.
- 21:20Speaker 6: Too much that is heading us, I believe, personally in
- 21:25Speaker 6: the direction of becoming a surveillance state.
- 21:28Speaker 4: Like you said, Jimmy, we're already there. Supporters of the technology,
- 21:31Speaker 4: including the Sheriff's Office, say license plate readers have helped
- 21:34Speaker 4: solve crimes, recover stolen vehicles, and locate missing people. The
- 21:38Speaker 4: vote does not affect cameras already used by the Manatee
- 21:41Speaker 4: County Sheriff's Office, but commissioners say They want higher limits
- 21:44Speaker 4: on technology at county-controlled sites.
- 21:47Speaker 3: And it's funny because what happens is governments will show
- 21:49Speaker 3: you once they busted somebody doing something crazy. I saw
- 21:51Speaker 3: a story yesterday where a guy killed this girl, set
- 21:54Speaker 3: the house on fire, and then left and got on
- 21:56Speaker 3: a bus and went across town and did some other stuff.
- 21:58Speaker 2: And let me tell you something. There weren't two steps.
- 22:01Speaker 2: This guy didn't take. They didn't have on video.
- 22:03Speaker 3: This guy, from the minute he showed up on property,
- 22:06Speaker 3: the minute he did the crime, the entire bus ride,
- 22:09Speaker 3: when he got off the bus, where he went after
- 22:10Speaker 3: the bus. Now, look, that's great, of course. But it
- 22:13Speaker 3: just shows you when they're trying to prove to you, hey.
- 22:15Speaker 2: We're keeping you safe. They're also showing you, hey, we
- 22:17Speaker 2: know everything you're doing. Well, yeah. Every step you take.
- 22:20Speaker 2: That's all.
- 22:20Speaker 4: But that's been the question, right? It's not a matter
- 22:23Speaker 4: of public safety. It's who the hell is flock.
- 22:25Speaker 2: Right. Exactly.
- 22:25Speaker 4: I mean, first time we heard the cameras were already up.
- 22:28Speaker 4: Contracts had already been approved.
- 22:29Speaker 7: Right.
- 22:30Speaker 4: It's our data they're selling, and it's like we've always
- 22:31Speaker 4: been told. If you're not buying something, you are the product.
- 22:34Speaker 2: And some people are already misusing them. Exactly.
- 22:37Speaker 7: Exactly.
- 22:38Speaker 4: Especially those we're told, hey, just trust them. They know
- 22:41Speaker 4: what they're doing.
- 22:42Speaker 2: It's every step you take and not in a romantic way.
- 22:45Speaker 4: It never was romantic. That's a stalker song.
- 22:47Speaker 7: It is.
- 22:47Speaker 4: Parents in Orlando can get a little peace of mind
- 22:50Speaker 4: thanks to a new Uber feature that's available locally. The
- 22:54Speaker 4: Rideshare company is offering live video streaming for Uber teen accounts.
- 22:59Speaker 4: So it allows a linked parent or guardian to peek
- 23:02Speaker 4: in on a teenager's ride in real time through the
- 23:05Speaker 4: front-facing camera on the driver's phone.
- 23:08Speaker 7: Oh, wow.
- 23:09Speaker 4: The live stream is also encrypted.
- 23:11Speaker 2: Wow.
- 23:12Speaker 4: The new feature will be available in nine markets, including
- 23:14Speaker 4: here in Orlando. Uber says it hopes to expand the
- 23:17Speaker 4: feature nationwide over the coming weeks.
- 23:19Speaker 17: Wow, really?
- 23:20Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
- 23:21Speaker 2: Okay.
- 23:22Speaker 4: After admitting he doesn't know the specifics... Of the case
- 23:26Speaker 4: where Florida International University punished seven icebreakers for their silent protest,
- 23:32Speaker 4: Governor Ron DeSantis says he supports the First Amendment.
- 23:36Speaker 16: Certainly students at this university have a right to protest
- 23:40Speaker 16: in favor of immigration enforcement or against immigration enforcement.
- 23:44Speaker 2: That's part of what it means to... to have a
- 23:46Speaker 2: First Amendment.
- 23:47Speaker 4: So if you remember, the Icebreakers members stood up briefly
- 23:50Speaker 4: and walked out of a school event in protest of
- 23:53Speaker 4: the university cooperating with Immigration and Customs Enforcement In issuing
- 23:57Speaker 4: a preliminary injunction, a Miami federal judge has ruled FIU
- 24:00Speaker 4: likely violated the students' constitutional rights. Remember, they were required
- 24:04Speaker 4: to write a formal apology and also had the threat
- 24:08Speaker 4: of their diplomas being withheld. And they never interrupted the proceedings.
- 24:11Speaker 4: It was a silent protest. They let their T-shirts do
- 24:14Speaker 4: the talking. FIU is considering its next legal move. Cannot
- 24:18Speaker 4: believe I even said that. But it is complying with
- 24:21Speaker 4: the judge's order. All right, a dozen lawmakers want to
- 24:24Speaker 4: know why the state can't say how much money there
- 24:27Speaker 4: is in an emergency fund. Twelve Democrats from the House
- 24:31Speaker 4: and Senate sent a letter yesterday to Emergency Management Director
- 24:34Speaker 4: Jared Perdue. The lawmakers say that his department is 40
- 24:38Speaker 4: days late with a report that's supposed to reveal how
- 24:41Speaker 4: much money is in the Emergency Preparedness and Response Fund. Now,
- 24:46Speaker 4: in the letter, the lawmakers say they want the report
- 24:49Speaker 4: and an explanation for why it's late. Orlando Democratic State
- 24:55Speaker 4: Representative Anna Eskamani says, Listen, we are in the peak
- 24:59Speaker 4: weeks of hurricane season, and neither chamber can say with
- 25:03Speaker 4: confidence what's left in the fund. that Florida will depend
- 25:06Speaker 4: on if and when a storm hits.
- 25:08Speaker 2: Jack's right. Didn't we tap that fund earlier this year
- 25:10Speaker 2: for other things? Wasn't that a big thing that they
- 25:12Speaker 2: were kind of dipping into that fund for other services
- 25:15Speaker 2: and resources?
- 25:16Speaker 4: You mean like the $ 1. 2 billion for a facility that
- 25:18Speaker 4: was only open for 350 days? I believe it is.
- 25:23Speaker 2: That one? All right.
- 25:27Speaker 4: One more story out of FIU. And speaking of emergency management,
- 25:31Speaker 4: this is actually kind of cool. I guess it depends
- 25:34Speaker 4: on What kind of career you see yourself going into.
- 25:37Speaker 4: But the first official rollout of Florida's Coalition for Operational
- 25:41Speaker 4: Readiness and Education, or CORE. Man, they love their acronyms.
- 25:45Speaker 4: Is that F-I-U?
- 25:47Speaker 7: We do.
- 25:47Speaker 4: DeSantis says the new statewide program will connect students with
- 25:51Speaker 4: careers in emergency management and disaster response.
- 25:55Speaker 2: Goal.
- 25:55Speaker 16: Is to create a strong workforce pipeline to be able
- 25:59Speaker 16: to serve in emergency management.
- 26:02Speaker 4: And what's cool is that when addressing the students earlier,
- 26:05Speaker 4: he had said, listen, going back to Dolly Parton, I
- 26:07Speaker 4: can tell you it is not 9 to 5 when
- 26:10Speaker 4: you're in this situation.
- 26:12Speaker 2: Man, he can't get it off his brain. He's got
- 26:13Speaker 2: a soft spot for it.
- 26:14Speaker 4: She was voted America's most popular person a couple of
- 26:18Speaker 4: years ago.
- 26:18Speaker 2: He should have, like, he could have worked some other
- 26:20Speaker 2: movies in there, though, you know? Hey, look, this isn't
- 26:23Speaker 2: covered in rhinestones. Hey, we're giving you straight talk here.
- 26:26Speaker 2: We're giving you straight talk here.
- 26:31Speaker 4: All right, exactly.
- 26:31Speaker 2: This is on a 9 to 5 gig.
- 26:33Speaker 4: Core brings together the Florida Division of Emergency Management, Higher
- 26:37Speaker 4: Education Institutions, and Private Sector Partners to ensure Florida... maintains
- 26:42Speaker 4: a trained workforce.
- 26:44Speaker 2: All right.
- 26:45Speaker 4: Since we are in the dog days of summer, it's
- 26:47Speaker 4: only fitting that today is National Dog Day.
- 26:50Speaker 2: I am damp.
- 26:51Speaker 4: It was created back in 2004 to raise awareness about
- 26:54Speaker 4: the massive number of dogs in shelters that need adoption.
- 26:58Speaker 4: And it's where we first heard the phrase, adopt, don't shop,
- 27:01Speaker 4: urging people to think twice before buying puppies at pet stores.
- 27:05Speaker 4: National Dog Day also recognizes the contributions service dogs make
- 27:09Speaker 4: to help keep people safe. We're one month out today
- 27:13Speaker 4: from our fourth annual Suds, Pups, and Pints.
- 27:15Speaker 2: Yay!
- 27:18Speaker 4: At beautiful Sunset Park in Mount Dora. Our upcoming guest,
- 27:22Speaker 4: Daryl Payne, and his beautiful wife, Penny, have some really
- 27:24Speaker 4: fun games coming up for the event this year. Before
- 27:27Speaker 4: we close it out, now dogs may not be aware
- 27:29Speaker 4: of what a popularity contest is, but these 10 breeds
- 27:32Speaker 4: are winning one anyway. The Pet Sitter and Service Provider Rover.
- 27:36Speaker 4: Have you ever used Rover?
- 27:37Speaker 2: Yeah, we have used Rover, actually. Oh, I've used– I
- 27:39Speaker 2: used Rover all the.
- 27:40Speaker 4: Time when I had Lex.
- 27:42Speaker 2: What is Rover again? It's a Pet Sitter.
- 27:44Speaker 17: Yeah.
- 27:45Speaker 2: Okay.
- 27:46Speaker 4: And Service Provider.
- 27:47Speaker 2: And they're vetted. Yeah. And we used them– we actually
- 27:50Speaker 2: had Maisie and Dexter at one Pet Sitter.
- 27:54Speaker 3: One dog, 135 pounds. The other dog, like 35. you know,
- 27:56Speaker 3: 11 pounds and they loved it.
- 27:59Speaker 2: I mean, it was great. Great experience. He had a
- 28:02Speaker 2: kennel built for it. It was like his business. And he,
- 28:04Speaker 2: he was great, man. A lot.
- 28:06Speaker 4: I loved it too with my dog. Cause if you
- 28:07Speaker 4: were going out of town and you didn't want to
- 28:09Speaker 4: pay like a, you know, a borders price, you could
- 28:11Speaker 4: find someone that could actually stay in their home. They'll,
- 28:14Speaker 4: Come and walk your dog. It's a great service. So
- 28:17Speaker 4: it's like an Airbnb for your dog?
- 28:19Speaker 2: Yeah. An Airbnb for your DOG? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 28:24Speaker 4: So the pet sitter and service provider Rover assessed its
- 28:27Speaker 4: database of millions of users submitted dogs to determine which
- 28:30Speaker 4: 10 breeds are among the most popular with U.S. families
- 28:34Speaker 4: in 2026. Now, I'll kick it off easy by mentioning
- 28:38Speaker 4: non-designer mixed breeds. Once again, come in at number one
- 28:42Speaker 4: in the rankings. Think your mutt mix is right?
- 28:45Speaker 2: I mean, it's got to be French. It's a Frenchie, right?
- 28:47Speaker 4: Okay, so you think Frenchie is number two?
- 28:50Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Frenchie's up there in the top five
- 28:53Speaker 2: for sure. All right. It's top five, but I think
- 28:56Speaker 2: it got dethroned. Chihuahua.
- 28:59Speaker 4: Okay, Ross, what would be your choice?
- 29:01Speaker 2: We're not going to look into Jack's answer. I'm going
- 29:03Speaker 2: to go with Golden Retriever.
- 29:05Speaker 9: Yep.
- 29:06Speaker 8: All right.
- 29:07Speaker 2: How about Corgis?
- 29:09Speaker 4: You're cute uh yeah no uh number one are the
- 29:12Speaker 4: mixed breed dogs number two are labrador retrievers number three
- 29:17Speaker 4: my favorite golden retrievers uh number four are golden doodles
- 29:22Speaker 4: number five are german shepherds yeah yeah all right that
- 29:25Speaker 4: rounds up the top five jack is right the small
- 29:28Speaker 4: but feisty chihuahua chihuahua chihuahua enters the list at number
- 29:34Speaker 4: six followed by your favorite jimmy The Mastiff? You love
- 29:39Speaker 4: these little dogs. Oh, you talked about putting her in
- 29:42Speaker 4: the dishwasher and all kinds of other lovely things.
- 29:46Speaker 2: Miniature dachshunds?
- 29:46Speaker 4: There you go, just dachshunds. And there comes your French Bulldog.
- 29:50Speaker 2: All right, very good. Coming up after the... A great
- 29:52Speaker 2: fall for the Frenchie.
- 29:53Speaker 7: I know.
- 29:54Speaker 4: After French Bulldogs are the Shizus, be very careful pronouncing that.
- 30:01Speaker 4: And then Yorkshire Terriers to complete the top ten rankings.
- 30:05Speaker 2: Wow, Yorkies and Shizus.
- 30:07Speaker 7: I guess.
- 30:08Speaker 4: No Bichon Frise. No Mastiffs. No Bullies. No Bully Breeds.
- 30:13Speaker 2: Did Shizu pull like a rebrand? Are we talking about
- 30:18Speaker 2: the same dog? Shih Tzu? Yeah, yeah. I know, I know.
- 30:22Speaker 2: It's a show by Eugene Levy. Yeah, yeah. But I
- 30:27Speaker 2: was just thinking, did they pull a Uranus? You know,
- 30:30Speaker 2: where they're like, we're tired of it. We're tired of Snickers. Yeah,
- 30:35Speaker 2: our name is Uranus now. They pulled a Filatoski. Oh,
- 30:39Speaker 2: too soon. Come on. I don't even know if you
- 30:41Speaker 2: can say that. All right, sure. I love when I
- 30:44Speaker 2: find out where the line is. It's usually behind us. Yeah.
- 30:48Speaker 4: And that concludes your JCS News.
- 30:54Speaker 2: All right, 407-916-1047. I don't know what that was. Let's
- 30:58Speaker 2: never tell anybody what that is. I don't know what
- 31:01Speaker 2: it is. In perpetuity, just let people guess what that is.
- 31:05Speaker 2: Somebody said one day, they're like, hey, what's the D
- 31:07Speaker 2: to Lee thing? And I didn't even know how to respond. Like,
- 31:11Speaker 2: I literally didn't even know how to respond. I'm like,
- 31:12Speaker 2: a guitar solo, maybe? But it doesn't sound like it.
- 31:15Speaker 2: We don't know.
- 31:15Speaker 18: We don't know.
- 31:16Speaker 4: We've been trying to make it sound like a guitar solo.
- 31:19Speaker 2: We're 2007 this morning. It started as the guitar solo,
- 31:22Speaker 2: and then I would come in and try to do
- 31:24Speaker 2: the whammy bar, and then it just turned into me
- 31:26Speaker 2: shouting things off the top of my head like I
- 31:28Speaker 2: have Tourette's syndrome.
- 31:29Speaker 4: And the last thing we sound like are guitars people
- 31:31Speaker 4: refer to as the diddly-dee.
- 31:33Speaker 2: And then I'd pop back up, and you're like, uh,
- 31:36Speaker 2: do the bass. I was like, all right, what?
- 31:41Speaker 4: And yet we make it work.
- 31:43Speaker 2: You better be glad I didn't give you Timbales. I'm happy.
- 31:45Speaker 2: I'm happy. Daryl Payne next.
- 31:53Speaker 17: Come on, those of us who watch WKRP in Cincinnati
- 31:56Speaker 17: know that Les Nesman had the correct pronunciation.
- 32:00Speaker 7: Chihuahua.
- 32:01Speaker 2: Chihuahua. You know what a Chihuahua is, Daryl Payne?
- 32:09Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that's a gringo translation.
- 32:12Speaker 2: It's your favorite dog.
- 32:13Speaker 10: Oh, no.
- 32:15Speaker 7: Don't tell me it's a French boy.
- 32:16Speaker 2: Les Nesman. A chihuahua. A chihuahua.
- 32:18Speaker 7: A chihuahua. A chihuahua.
- 32:20Speaker 2: A chihuahua. A chihuahua. A chihuahua. A chihuahua. A chihuahua.
- 32:23Speaker 2: A chihuahua. A chihuahua.
- 32:27Speaker 3: All right, 407-916-1041, Texas 77031. Welcome back.
- 32:30Speaker 2: I'm Jim. There's Deb. Hello.
- 32:31Speaker 1: Jack.
- 32:32Speaker 2: Yep. And Ross is here as well. I don't know
- 32:35Speaker 2: who Les Nesman is. Yeah, yeah. That's fine. But I'm
- 32:37Speaker 2: going to find out.
- 32:38Speaker 7: Yeah, okay.
- 32:38Speaker 2: It's the third time we brought him up today. Yeah,
- 32:40Speaker 2: you've already heard his voice. Daryl Payne joins us from
- 32:42Speaker 2: Pawfection Dog Training. We'll do Animal House in the top
- 32:45Speaker 2: of the hour.
- 32:45Speaker 3: And if you have a dog that has a behavioral issue,
- 32:48Speaker 3: maybe they've just started kind of jumping or barking or...
- 32:51Speaker 3: scratching or digging holes or going to the bathroom in
- 32:53Speaker 3: the house or anything like that. If you have an
- 32:56Speaker 3: issue like that, hop on the line at the top
- 32:57Speaker 3: of the hour, and Daryl will take those calls for
- 32:59Speaker 3: free and try to give you some guidance on how
- 33:01Speaker 3: you can make that animal's behavior a little better.
- 33:03Speaker 2: How are you doing, by the way, Bill?
- 33:04Speaker 6: Yeah, good.
- 33:05Speaker 7: Happy National Dogs Day.
- 33:06Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 33:07Speaker 4: And we're one month away from Suds, Pups, and Pints.
- 33:10Speaker 4: I know we're going to talk later on about the
- 33:11Speaker 4: new games you guys have planned.
- 33:13Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Very nice.
- 33:15Speaker 7: We're still devising them.
- 33:16Speaker 2: So I tasked Daryl.
- 33:18Speaker 3: I said, hey, look, when you come in for the
- 33:19Speaker 3: short segment, as we introduce people to the segment and
- 33:22Speaker 3: set everybody up for the 4 o'clock part of this,
- 33:24Speaker 3: give us a little something we don't know about dogs.
- 33:26Speaker 3: I mean, Daryl's worked with dogs at Scotland Yard 30
- 33:29Speaker 3: years now, 35 years?
- 33:30Speaker 7: Well, I've been training dogs 40 years, but I was
- 33:33Speaker 7: a canine and a canine supervisor for 25 years.
- 33:36Speaker 2: Yeah, wow. So you have learned a lot about dogs
- 33:39Speaker 2: and what makes them tick. So let's run some stuff here,
- 33:42Speaker 2: some random dog body facts.
- 33:44Speaker 7: Well, we talk a lot about noses always, don't we? Yeah, yeah.
- 33:47Speaker 7: The nose is the most primary sense. So I thought
- 33:50Speaker 7: we'd have a look at the other side of things.
- 33:52Speaker 7: So something I remember from my study, and actually when
- 33:55Speaker 7: I was studying to be a canine, dogs have three eyelids.
- 33:59Speaker 10: Whoa.
- 33:59Speaker 7: There's one called a nictitating membrane. And so everyone is
- 34:03Speaker 7: now looking at their dog's eyes, aren't they? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 34:06Speaker 7: Grabbing their faces.
- 34:07Speaker 2: Come here, you alien. Wait, is it that white thing that, like,
- 34:10Speaker 2: sometimes covers up a little bit?
- 34:12Speaker 7: Yeah, it comes across. And what it does is it
- 34:13Speaker 7: keeps the eye lubricated, but without them blinking. So, yeah,
- 34:18Speaker 7: the nictitating membrane. So, you know, everyone look at that.
- 34:22Speaker 7: It's like a little shutter that comes across.
- 34:23Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool.
- 34:25Speaker 7: Something I noticed, again, when I was handling dogs, the
- 34:28Speaker 7: dogs have 18 muscles. controlling each ear.
- 34:32Speaker 14: 18.
- 34:32Speaker 2: Which is amazing.
- 34:34Speaker 4: I had no idea that many muscles.
- 34:35Speaker 6: That's the thing.
- 34:36Speaker 7: If you ever watch your dog, the ears will actually
- 34:39Speaker 7: move independently of each other.
- 34:41Speaker 3: Yeah, I noticed that with my little one. When she
- 34:42Speaker 3: hears something in the house, she'll just take that right
- 34:44Speaker 3: ear and throw it up real quick. The other one's
- 34:46Speaker 3: just not even doing anything. He's still having a cocktail.
- 34:48Speaker 7: If you've got a dog with pointy ears, a shepherd, Malinois,
- 34:51Speaker 7: something like that, You're going to see it more so.
- 34:53Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like little satellite dishes.
- 34:56Speaker 7: They are. When I was working my police dog, if
- 34:59Speaker 7: I called a challenge into a field or something and
- 35:01Speaker 7: it all went quiet, his ears would move independently as
- 35:03Speaker 7: he's scanning for noise. And then when he heard a noise,
- 35:07Speaker 7: both ears would go in the same direction. So they
- 35:09Speaker 7: independently scan.
- 35:10Speaker 3: And they'll do that when you can't hear it because
- 35:12Speaker 3: their sense of hearing is also incredible. I mean, I
- 35:15Speaker 3: make little sounds and drive my dog crazy, and it's like–
- 35:18Speaker 3: Like that.
- 35:19Speaker 2: I mean, it's not even that loud, and she picks
- 35:21Speaker 2: up on it immediately. I might as well have screamed.
- 35:23Speaker 2: What a good roommate. Okay. You have a treat.
- 35:25Speaker 7: Bag from 300 feet away. Yeah, right. Dogs walk on
- 35:29Speaker 7: their toes. Did you know that?
- 35:30Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
- 35:31Speaker 7: No. They're detention-grade animals. So what you think is their
- 35:36Speaker 7: elbow at the back there is not. It's just called
- 35:38Speaker 7: the hock. But actually what they do is, and if
- 35:41Speaker 7: you look online, I think Jack's put it up on
- 35:43Speaker 7: the site. If you look, they actually are walking along
- 35:46Speaker 7: on their pads, which is effectively their toes.
- 35:48Speaker 2: I'll be damned.
- 35:49Speaker 7: So they tiptoe along.
- 35:51Speaker 2: Wow.
- 35:51Speaker 4: Through the tulips.
- 35:52Speaker 2: So that first little bend there actually would be the
- 35:55Speaker 2: heel of what we would consider. Yeah, exactly. I'll be damned.
- 35:58Speaker 7: They have really long feet, so that's why they don't
- 36:00Speaker 7: wear shoes. It's too expensive.
- 36:02Speaker 19: Yeah.
- 36:04Speaker 7: Their whiskers are sensory things. So a bit like cats. Cats,
- 36:09Speaker 7: they use them to judge distances and stuff like that.
- 36:12Speaker 7: With dogs, they have sensors on their whiskers, which tells
- 36:15Speaker 7: them of anything that's getting close to their face.
- 36:17Speaker 2: They can also, yeah, they feel the air move. Because
- 36:19Speaker 2: I can do it with my little one. She's asleep.
- 36:21Speaker 2: If I just move my hand near her and she's
- 36:23Speaker 2: dead asleep, she can feel the air hit and she'll
- 36:26Speaker 2: wake up because she knows something's moving.
- 36:28Speaker 7: And these are all things. These are things of survival,
- 36:30Speaker 7: you see.
- 36:30Speaker 2: Right, right, right.
- 36:31Speaker 7: So it keeps them alive in the wild before they
- 36:34Speaker 7: had nice homes to live in. They would have these
- 36:36Speaker 7: things which helps them keep them alive.
- 36:38Speaker 2: And then the last one.
- 36:39Speaker 4: He saved the best for last.
- 36:40Speaker 7: My personal favorite.
- 36:41Speaker 2: You've got to be careful how we do this.
- 36:43Speaker 7: Dogs have a bone in their penis.
- 36:45Speaker 2: Okay. Easy.
- 36:47Speaker 7: An actual bone.
- 36:48Speaker 2: Okay.
- 36:49Speaker 7: And not only that, actually not the bone, but the
- 36:52Speaker 7: penis actually inflates in a part of it.
- 36:55Speaker 2: With air? No, not with air.
- 36:57Speaker 7: No, it just engorges with blood inside.
- 36:59Speaker 2: Okay.
- 37:00Speaker 7: And what that does, it has the effect of locking
- 37:03Speaker 7: the dog into the female. Now, the reason I tell
- 37:05Speaker 7: you this is because what will happen is your dog
- 37:08Speaker 7: will mount, say, a female. You'll panic, go rushing over
- 37:12Speaker 7: there to drag them apart. And it is a really
- 37:15Speaker 7: dangerous thing to do.
- 37:16Speaker 20: Really?
- 37:17Speaker 7: Because they're locked in like that, you can't just drag
- 37:20Speaker 7: them apart because it will damage either or both of
- 37:22Speaker 7: them really badly.
- 37:23Speaker 8: Really?
- 37:24Speaker 2: Yeah, you just have to grab a cigarette and a phone.
- 37:26Speaker 2: I thought you scored them with a garden hose.
- 37:28Speaker 4: That's what I've always heard.
- 37:29Speaker 7: Yeah, they've got to release on their own. So you've
- 37:32Speaker 7: got to sort of... gently take them apart or distract
- 37:35Speaker 7: them so that they stop. But you can't just pull
- 37:38Speaker 7: them apart because if you do that, you can damage
- 37:40Speaker 7: both of them.
- 37:40Speaker 2: Just start yelling Little League Baseball, Little League Baseball.
- 37:43Speaker 4: Naked Grandma, Naked Grandma.
- 37:45Speaker 2: Also, why would you want to get in the name
- 37:47Speaker 2: of love?
- 37:48Speaker 3: I mean, if you don't want your dog to get pregnant,
- 37:50Speaker 3: if you're not ready for your animal to have a litter,
- 37:52Speaker 3: I mean, if you own the female part of that equation.
- 37:56Speaker 2: All right, Jafar.
- 37:57Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 37:59Speaker 2: And you don't want that to happen. You're trying to
- 38:00Speaker 2: stop that immediately.
- 38:01Speaker 4: Let me tell you what. If you've never witnessed a
- 38:04Speaker 4: female dog in heat and how far other males will go.
- 38:09Speaker 4: It is incredible to see the amount of male dogs
- 38:12Speaker 4: standing outside the gate of your house just trying to
- 38:14Speaker 4: get to the female inside.
- 38:15Speaker 7: And that's why it's important to fix males.
- 38:17Speaker 2: Yeah, because they'll travel.
- 38:18Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 38:19Speaker 7: I mean, the sniff of a female on heat from
- 38:21Speaker 7: a mile away.
- 38:22Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 38:22Speaker 7: And it will drive your male unneutered dog crazy.
- 38:26Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 38:26Speaker 7: You know, it really does. They get very, very frustrated.
- 38:30Speaker 7: You know, you're not doing them any favors by keeping
- 38:32Speaker 7: them intact.
- 38:32Speaker 4: Especially if you're in the city.
- 38:33Speaker 17: Yeah.
- 38:34Speaker 7: Well, you know, and anywhere plus so. I remember when
- 38:37Speaker 7: we had my German Shepherd, he was 10 when we
- 38:40Speaker 7: got our boxer, female boxer, and she had one season
- 38:44Speaker 7: before we spayed her and he sort of crept up
- 38:46Speaker 7: on us. And she was backing into him all the time.
- 38:51Speaker 7: And he was looking all confused, like, what the hell
- 38:53Speaker 7: am I supposed to do with this?
- 38:54Speaker 2: She was like, hello.
- 38:58Speaker 4: How you doing, big buddy?
- 39:00Speaker 2: I've been to that club. I've been to that club.
- 39:04Speaker 7: So, yeah, so some facts just away from the nose. But, yeah,
- 39:09Speaker 7: have a look at these things. You know, you'll never
- 39:11Speaker 7: look at the dog the same now. You'll be looking
- 39:12Speaker 7: at their eyes, seeing them tippy-toe across the ground.
- 39:15Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 39:16Speaker 3: Yeah, it's wild because you're right. When Sadie, my little dog,
- 39:20Speaker 3: was in heat, my in-laws would come over and they'd
- 39:22Speaker 3: bring their dog. They have a Yorkie, right? So they're
- 39:24Speaker 3: about the same size, so they could make that happen
- 39:25Speaker 3: for sure. They are completely compatible that way. And you're
- 39:29Speaker 3: a thousand percent right. When she's not in heat. It's
- 39:32Speaker 3: like she's covered in doo-doo. When she is in heat,
- 39:35Speaker 3: it's like she's made of steak. And you're right. He
- 39:39Speaker 3: can't do anything about it. There's no telling him no.
- 39:44Speaker 7: Someone told me the other day they had a cross
- 39:47Speaker 7: between a German shepherd and a Basset hound.
- 39:49Speaker 2: Oh, Lord.
- 39:49Speaker 7: And the father was the Basset. Now, how does that work?
- 39:53Speaker 7: I can only assume he had a stepladder.
- 39:56Speaker 4: That's having a goal. My stepdad... My stepdad, actually, they
- 40:00Speaker 4: had come home one day and found out one of
- 40:02Speaker 4: the doors from the outside had the glass was broken,
- 40:04Speaker 4: covered in blood. Turned out their male had smelled another
- 40:07Speaker 4: female like another farm or two over. And even through
- 40:11Speaker 4: the glass broke through the door to try and get
- 40:13Speaker 4: to her.
- 40:14Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah.
- 40:14Speaker 4: So, I mean, they literally get desperate when they're not fixed. Plus,
- 40:18Speaker 4: they're so much more aggressive and they're more prone to cancer.
- 40:20Speaker 2: That makes me think of prom.
- 40:23Speaker 4: He got sprayed with a water bottle too.
- 40:26Speaker 7: More importantly, let me just ask, how is the French
- 40:30Speaker 7: bulldog the number one dog again. Four years running now,
- 40:34Speaker 7: the number one dog, the French Bulldog.
- 40:36Speaker 2: Was it?
- 40:36Speaker 4: Now, according to our list on Rover, it was the
- 40:39Speaker 4: mixed breed dog. Frenchies were not even in the top five.
- 40:41Speaker 2: Oh, no.
- 40:42Speaker 7: According to my one, it was the Frenchie again.
- 40:44Speaker 2: Really?
- 40:44Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 40:46Speaker 2: And they're expensive. They're expensive to own, right?
- 40:48Speaker 9: Very.
- 40:49Speaker 7: Yeah, because they have all these weird health issues. Well,
- 40:51Speaker 7: not as bad as English Bulldogs. English Bulldogs are the
- 40:53Speaker 7: veterinary liabilities.
- 40:54Speaker 6: Are they?
- 40:55Speaker 7: Yeah, they are horrendous.
- 40:56Speaker 2: All right.
- 40:57Speaker 7: You've got to get a plan with those, but... Frenchies
- 40:59Speaker 7: are just horrible. Stop getting Frenchies. They make the best
- 41:03Speaker 7: online content, though. Frenchies and Huskies, by far, make the
- 41:07Speaker 7: best online sassy dog. There's three things wrong with them.
- 41:11Speaker 7: They're stubborn. They're French.
- 41:14Speaker 4: They can't swim.
- 41:15Speaker 2: And they're French.
- 41:17Speaker 4: Says the Englishman.
- 41:18Speaker 7: Well, the car swimming thing has got to be a bonus,
- 41:22Speaker 7: I think. All right.
- 41:23Speaker 2: 407-916-1041. Text us 77031.
- 41:24Speaker 3: If you have a question for Daryl Payne from Pawfection
- 41:26Speaker 3: Dog Training, if your dog has some behaviors you can't understand, well,
- 41:30Speaker 3: we have a guy that maybe has some answers.
- 41:31Speaker 19: 407-916-1041.
- 41:31Speaker 2: Load up the phones. We'll take those calls next.
- 41:35Speaker 17: Hey, guys.
- 41:36Speaker 21: Happy day. Daryl, I have a question about my dogs,
- 41:39Speaker 21: all of them, and every dog in existence. When you
- 41:42Speaker 21: go to scratch them on the belly and they go
- 41:44Speaker 21: to kicking their leg, are they enjoying that, or are
- 41:46Speaker 21: they telling you to get the hell away from them?
- 41:48Speaker 21: I've always wondered, and I kind of actually stopped scratching
- 41:51Speaker 21: his belly if I hit that tickle spot. Do you
- 41:54Speaker 21: know if they're enjoying that, or is it miserable for them?
- 41:56Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 41:57Speaker 7: No, they're enjoying it.
- 41:58Speaker 4: That's a good question, though.
- 42:00Speaker 2: Question for Daryl Payne.
- 42:02Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
- 42:03Speaker 15: When I let my Miniature snails are off her leash
- 42:08Speaker 15: to go run back to the house.
- 42:10Speaker 20: Why does she run sideways?
- 42:15Speaker 7: I just had a stroke.
- 42:18Speaker 2: All right, welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. Still
- 42:20Speaker 2: ready at 104.1. I am Jim, Deb, Jack, and Ross,
- 42:23Speaker 2: and Daryl Payne is here as well. Let's do Animal House.
- 42:26Speaker 2: She likes them fuzzy, furry, feathery, tough, and scaly.
- 42:32Speaker 1: It's time for Animal House with Debra Roberts.
- 42:35Speaker 4: And Animal House is generously brought to us each and
- 42:37Speaker 4: every week by personal injury attorney Glenn Klausman over at
- 42:40Speaker 4: Klausman Law. We'll tell you how you can get in
- 42:43Speaker 4: touch with Glenn at the end of the segment, but
- 42:44Speaker 4: now please join me in officially welcoming Daryl Payne of
- 42:47Speaker 4: Pawfection Dog Training.
- 42:50Speaker 6: Hey!
- 42:51Speaker 2: He's a dog shaman.
- 42:52Speaker 7: The only people that are pleased to see me, you
- 42:54Speaker 7: know that.
- 42:57Speaker 2: Always good seeing you, buddy.
- 42:59Speaker 7: Yeah, it's good being here.
- 43:00Speaker 3: PawfectionDogTraining.com. You can also go to their website on Facebook.
- 43:03Speaker 3: We'll give you more information later down the road as well.
- 43:07Speaker 3: So we have a lot of questions. I know we
- 43:08Speaker 3: have someone waiting on the line.
- 43:10Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
- 43:11Speaker 2: We have a caller and then we have some other
- 43:12Speaker 2: texting as well.
- 43:12Speaker 7: Okay, good.
- 43:13Speaker 4: Do we want to take the caller first?
- 43:14Speaker 2: Let's get right to it. What do you say? Here
- 43:16Speaker 2: is Lauren. Lauren, you're on with Daryl Payne from Pawfection
- 43:19Speaker 2: Dog Training. What's your question?
- 43:23Speaker 19: I have a two-year-old female dog, and we just adopted
- 43:28Speaker 19: a puppy who's male. And she grooms him, but she
- 43:33Speaker 19: does the oddest thing where she will literally almost put
- 43:37Speaker 19: her whole entire face into his mouth and, like, clean
- 43:42Speaker 19: the inside of his mouth and almost, like, his throat.
- 43:46Speaker 2: And he loves her. Keep talking.
- 43:47Speaker 19: Is this normal?
- 43:48Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 43:50Speaker 7: Yeah i think you said is it normal yes it
- 43:53Speaker 7: is yeah i mean she's she's being a mum to
- 43:55Speaker 7: it um you know make the most of it enjoy
- 43:58Speaker 7: that because as he gets a bit older she's going
- 44:00Speaker 7: to still be a mum to him but she'll be
- 44:01Speaker 7: nailing to the ground.
- 44:02Speaker 22: And right yeah and beating him up and not for
- 44:05Speaker 22: not behaving himself yeah but yeah she's just grooming him
- 44:08Speaker 22: so she's she's the old mother instincts kicked in there
- 44:11Speaker 22: and they do that she will pin him down and
- 44:13Speaker 22: she'll lick his ears and clean his mouth for him
- 44:15Speaker 22: and It's her natural motherly instinct, which is nice because
- 44:18Speaker 22: it shows that she really likes it.
- 44:20Speaker 2: It's fine, Lauren. Why are you being such a weirdo?
- 44:22Speaker 19: No, because it looks so weird. It's like his mouth,
- 44:27Speaker 19: he's literally almost eating her up to her ears. We've
- 44:32Speaker 19: never seen that.
- 44:33Speaker 1: It looks weird.
- 44:34Speaker 2: I've got to tell you, I would feel the same
- 44:35Speaker 2: exact way, Lauren. Thanks for your call. I appreciate it
- 44:37Speaker 2: very much.
- 44:37Speaker 7: It's normal, but tell your husband not for humans. It's
- 44:42Speaker 7: not normal for them. You don't tell me what to
- 44:43Speaker 7: do in my bedroom, buddy. Or in a restaurant.
- 44:46Speaker 2: Either way. All right, 77031, if you want to text us,
- 44:49Speaker 2: of course, you can always call 407-916-1041.
- 44:52Speaker 4: So someone texted us to say they have an almost
- 44:54Speaker 4: six-month-old male mini long-haired dachshund. He loves people and animals
- 45:00Speaker 4: so much that when we walk for exercise or to
- 45:02Speaker 4: do his business, everything distracts him. He'll wait to meet them,
- 45:05Speaker 4: and then walking with another dog, he just wants to play,
- 45:08Speaker 4: and they're noticing other owners getting annoyed. because he distracts
- 45:12Speaker 4: their dogs from doing their business. How do they convince
- 45:15Speaker 4: him there's a time to walk and a time to play?
- 45:18Speaker 2: What a crazy question.
- 45:19Speaker 21: I know.
- 45:19Speaker 4: Well, they say he's super sweet and seemingly smart, 90%
- 45:22Speaker 4: potty trained, so they're asking if they're the dum-dum.
- 45:24Speaker 2: And how old is he? Six months?
- 45:26Speaker 4: Yeah, six months old.
- 45:27Speaker 7: Yeah, he's still a baby. I mean, to be honest
- 45:28Speaker 7: with you, walking great distances and that kind of thing
- 45:31Speaker 7: and the obedience side of things really isn't important at
- 45:34Speaker 7: the moment. This is the time, the first 12 months
- 45:37Speaker 7: of a dog's life, and especially, you know, this is
- 45:39Speaker 7: his stage. He wants to meet people. Let him meet people.
- 45:43Speaker 7: Let him be made a fuss of. Let him meet
- 45:45Speaker 7: the dogs you can trust, so the neighbor's dogs you know.
- 45:48Speaker 2: Right.
- 45:49Speaker 7: Otherwise, he might meet the wrong dog. In all honesty,
- 45:52Speaker 7: as he transitions from this, so when you want him
- 45:55Speaker 7: to know the difference between the time to meet and
- 45:57Speaker 7: the time not to, bring him along to our group training.
- 45:59Speaker 7: That's the best thing because they get a chance to
- 46:02Speaker 7: play with each other, interact, socialize. But then there's some
- 46:07Speaker 7: obedience as well. So they switch on and off, and
- 46:09Speaker 7: they learn, okay, this is the time to behave and
- 46:13Speaker 7: to focus. This is the time to play. But at
- 46:15Speaker 7: the moment, six months, while he's friendly and stuff like that,
- 46:19Speaker 7: let him meet the things you trust.
- 46:21Speaker 2: There you go. All right, 407-916-1041. Got a couple more
- 46:23Speaker 2: callers here. Hey, Mike, how you doing? You're on with
- 46:25Speaker 2: Daryl Payne from Fawfection Dog Training. Good.
- 46:28Speaker 10: Hey, how you doing, Daryl?
- 46:29Speaker 6: Hey, Mike.
- 46:30Speaker 10: I have a new puppy. Well, it's not new, but
- 46:34Speaker 10: we've had it eight months. He'll be two in October.
- 46:37Speaker 10: And every time we take him out and he sees
- 46:41Speaker 10: a car coming on the road, he goes and tries
- 46:44Speaker 10: to chase it, either whether it's a scooter, a motorcycle,
- 46:49Speaker 10: a van. He gets distracted when he's going to the
- 46:51Speaker 10: bathroom and he wants to attack him. the, uh, automobile
- 46:56Speaker 10: or whatever's coming by, you know, he jerks us, you know,
- 47:00Speaker 10: cause he is so, I don't know.
- 47:03Speaker 2: Yeah. Why does his dog chase cars?
- 47:06Speaker 7: Yeah. It's prey drive.
- 47:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 47:08Speaker 7: It's the prey drive. We often see it with anything
- 47:10Speaker 7: with wheels, skateboards, bikes, anything like that. Um, some dogs
- 47:15Speaker 7: are worse with larger trucks, that kind of thing, or UPS, um, or.
- 47:20Speaker 2: Uh, with UPS.
- 47:23Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 47:23Speaker 7: So those, those things make it make a bigger noise. Yeah. Um, yeah,
- 47:27Speaker 7: it's the prey drive that's kicking in. If it's a
- 47:29Speaker 7: dog with a naturally high prey drive. So something that's
- 47:33Speaker 7: got a terrier in it, um, they tend, they tend
- 47:36Speaker 7: to be worse. Um, if you give us a call,
- 47:39Speaker 7: we can fix that for you. There's a couple of
- 47:41Speaker 7: things we need to do. One is we need to
- 47:43Speaker 7: work on the leash work for you so that, um,
- 47:46Speaker 7: you don't get pulled over because with a dog that
- 47:48Speaker 7: lunges suddenly, um, because their center of gravity is lower,
- 47:53Speaker 7: when they suddenly take off, they can pull you straight over.
- 47:56Speaker 4: Had that happened.
- 47:57Speaker 7: So when you get to my age, you can break
- 47:59Speaker 7: a hip on that one.
- 48:02Speaker 2: So give us a call.
- 48:02Speaker 7: We can switch that off for you, and then you
- 48:06Speaker 7: can enjoy the walk, because also the dog can enjoy
- 48:08Speaker 7: the walk, because at the moment it's hypervigilant, looking for
- 48:12Speaker 7: the next thing to chase. Thanks, Mike.
- 48:14Speaker 2: I appreciate your call, buddy. There you go, man. Just
- 48:16Speaker 2: give them a call, and they can help you out
- 48:17Speaker 2: for sure, bud. I wonder if it was just, you
- 48:21Speaker 2: would think it was also would be FedEx as well, right?
- 48:23Speaker 7: It's normally FedEx, Amazon, UPS. Other carriers are available.
- 48:29Speaker 3: All right, 407-916-1041. Another call here. Let's go to Kyle. Kyle,
- 48:32Speaker 3: how are you doing? You're on with Daryl Payne from
- 48:33Speaker 3: Pulp Fiction Dog Training.
- 48:34Speaker 14: Hey, good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
- 48:37Speaker 2: I love your show. Thank you, brother. Appreciate it.
- 48:40Speaker 14: Daryl, I have a two-year-old chocolate lab. We rescued him
- 48:45Speaker 14: from Labrador Retriever of Central Florida. And he is very
- 48:53Speaker 14: shy and skittish of just about everybody except for me
- 48:57Speaker 14: and my wife. And every now and then he will
- 49:00Speaker 14: want to eat my other dog's feces.
- 49:03Speaker 7: Okay.
- 49:04Speaker 14: Is there anything I can do to stop that?
- 49:08Speaker 21: Okay.
- 49:09Speaker 7: Well, you've got two different things going on.
- 49:11Speaker 2: For a start.
- 49:12Speaker 4: That's putting it lightly.
- 49:14Speaker 2: Yeah i gotta say that that that was unexpected dog
- 49:17Speaker 2: i gotta tell you that is.
- 49:18Speaker 7: Not exactly the last one in there by the end
- 49:20Speaker 7: i didn't know that was going to end you know
- 49:21Speaker 7: we just had.
- 49:22Speaker 2: My answer for the first one exactly it was a
- 49:24Speaker 2: two-parter we go into your call after talking to literally
- 49:27Speaker 2: a pair of overalls.
- 49:30Speaker 7: Yeah it's you know it's hyperactive and it steals the
- 49:31Speaker 7: car um well first of all with the it's obviously
- 49:36Speaker 7: hasn't had much socialization um and that's not unusual for
- 49:39Speaker 7: when you get a rescue dog um so you know
- 49:42Speaker 7: the best thing you can do is to start socializing
- 49:45Speaker 7: it taking it out slowly to you know ever increasingly
- 49:49Speaker 7: challenging areas but don't you know don't take it straight
- 49:52Speaker 7: down to lake yoda or out into downtown and stuff
- 49:54Speaker 7: but um socialization is is a is a good start
- 49:58Speaker 7: um If you want to bring him along to our
- 50:00Speaker 7: group training, come along and see us, just to visit us.
- 50:04Speaker 7: So I can have a look at the dog and
- 50:07Speaker 7: advise you there with what I'm seeing.
- 50:09Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 50:10Speaker 7: But I think we need to start that socialization process,
- 50:12Speaker 7: and I can give you a roadmap to that. In
- 50:15Speaker 7: regards to the feces, that can be linked to its … Diet? Well,
- 50:20Speaker 7: it can be diet. It can also be submission. If
- 50:23Speaker 7: it is a very submissive dog, it can be cleaning
- 50:26Speaker 7: up after the other dog, If it's diet and it
- 50:29Speaker 7: depends on what you're feeding them, if there is a
- 50:33Speaker 7: deficiency in the diet somewhere, it might be getting it
- 50:35Speaker 7: from the other dog's poop because what one dog will
- 50:39Speaker 7: excrete will contain still nutrients and stuff that that particular
- 50:43Speaker 7: dog didn't need. And the other dog will pick up
- 50:47Speaker 7: on that because they can basically with their noses, they
- 50:50Speaker 7: can filter out everything that's in there or not in there.
- 50:53Speaker 7: And he might be seeing that as a food source
- 50:55Speaker 7: to supplement his diet. So It can be a submissive behavior.
- 51:00Speaker 7: It can be nutritional. But if you come down and
- 51:03Speaker 7: see us, I'll have a look at him. I can
- 51:06Speaker 7: give you some advice going forward about socialization.
- 51:09Speaker 2: Sure, yeah.
- 51:09Speaker 7: And we can have a chat about that eating as well.
- 51:13Speaker 2: And Kyle, just hang loose, buddy, at the end of
- 51:15Speaker 2: the segment. Don't say hang loose.
- 51:16Speaker 3: At the end of the segment, we'll explain how you
- 51:18Speaker 3: can do that, where Daryl's going to be this weekend,
- 51:20Speaker 3: where you can come up and do that very thing.
- 51:22Speaker 2: All right, we have one more here. Let's go to Carolyn. Carolyn,
- 51:25Speaker 2: how are you doing? You're on with Daryl Payne from
- 51:26Speaker 2: Pawfection Dog Training.
- 51:29Speaker 6: Oh, I just called.
- 51:30Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're on the air, Carolyn.
- 51:33Speaker 16: Oh, I'm sorry.
- 51:34Speaker 2: That's okay.
- 51:35Speaker 11: Yeah, I have a female pit bull.
- 51:37Speaker 9: And she just, when she walks, all she does is.
- 51:40Speaker 14: Her face is on the ground constantly.
- 51:42Speaker 12: Like, she will not walk with her head up.
- 51:45Speaker 2: Carolyn, just real quick, are you running a steam tractor
- 51:48Speaker 2: right now?
- 51:49Speaker 15: Oh, I'm driving a 95, but I'm not holding my phone.
- 51:53Speaker 2: That's all right, you're fine.
- 51:55Speaker 7: I wouldn't worry too much about it, Caroline, to be
- 51:56Speaker 7: honest with you, because when her nose is on the ground,
- 51:58Speaker 7: she's sniffing. And when we take a dog for a walk,
- 52:01Speaker 7: we want the dog to sniff and wear itself out.
- 52:04Speaker 7: Walking along with its head up right next to you
- 52:06Speaker 7: the whole time really sucks as a walk for dogs.
- 52:09Speaker 7: A lot of trainers are hell-bent on the dog walking
- 52:12Speaker 7: next to you the whole time.
- 52:13Speaker 2: Just so it looks submissive and looks like it's doing
- 52:15Speaker 2: exactly what you want.
- 52:16Speaker 7: And you want the dog to enjoy the walk. Now,
- 52:18Speaker 7: if its nose is on the ground and it's eating
- 52:20Speaker 7: fried worms or poop and stuff like that, then that
- 52:22Speaker 7: would be a different matter.
- 52:24Speaker 9: No, she doesn't do that.
- 52:25Speaker 6: She just walks with her nose to the ground. Yeah, yeah.
- 52:28Speaker 2: That's really not that big of a deal. That's pretty common.
- 52:30Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
- 52:31Speaker 2: Thanks, darling. I appreciate that.
- 52:32Speaker 7: Let her sniff. And if she's not pulling you, you know,
- 52:34Speaker 7: give her some extra leash. And if she stops to sniff,
- 52:37Speaker 7: you keep walking. She can catch up with you. But,
- 52:39Speaker 7: you know, this is her time. When we take a
- 52:41Speaker 7: dog for a walk, you know, unless we're actually doing
- 52:43Speaker 7: obedience or we're somewhere where there's a lot of cars,
- 52:46Speaker 7: a lot of people, and you need them next to you.
- 52:48Speaker 7: Then give them some freedom.
- 52:49Speaker 2: Yeah, but a walk isn't necessarily always a walk.
- 52:52Speaker 7: This is their face time.
- 52:53Speaker 3: When we lived in the Airbnb over there in Sanford,
- 52:55Speaker 3: when we were waiting to move in here, we would
- 52:57Speaker 3: take Sadie on a walk. And the walk could be
- 53:00Speaker 3: just like one block because, I mean, there's so many
- 53:02Speaker 3: other dogs that did that very thing. I mean, she
- 53:04Speaker 3: was just having a blast, you know, snorting and sniffing
- 53:06Speaker 3: every single item that she could find that other dogs
- 53:09Speaker 3: had come close to.
- 53:10Speaker 7: And that was like, you could see how happy she
- 53:12Speaker 7: was doing it. Yeah, this is their Facebook time. They
- 53:14Speaker 7: see who's been there, what's been there. They can tell,
- 53:17Speaker 7: you know, they can tell the sex of a dog.
- 53:19Speaker 4: You've got mail.
- 53:20Speaker 7: Yeah, how dominant a dog is. So let them sniff.
- 53:24Speaker 7: Too many trainers are just hell-bent on dogs walking right
- 53:28Speaker 7: next to you all the time like they're doing obedience
- 53:29Speaker 7: all the time.
- 53:29Speaker 2: Yeah, an obedience thing.
- 53:30Speaker 7: You don't need to do that.
- 53:31Speaker 2: All right, and you mentioned that people could come see
- 53:33Speaker 2: you at your group training. Where would that be?
- 53:34Speaker 7: Yeah, we are in Oviedo, Shane Kelly. We're behind the
- 53:38Speaker 7: Shane Kelly Park. It's a custom-built training area that we're
- 53:43Speaker 7: in partnership with the city of Oviedo. And we're there
- 53:47Speaker 7: Saturday morning. We're there from 7.30 in the morning through
- 53:49Speaker 7: to 11.30, 12 o'clock in the afternoon. You know, we
- 53:53Speaker 7: do obedience mixed with agility. So they have fun while
- 53:55Speaker 7: they're learning. They learn to switch on and off with puppies.
- 53:58Speaker 7: So anything under seven months, they have a free play
- 54:01Speaker 7: together and socialization time as well as obstacles, that kind
- 54:05Speaker 7: of thing. You know, we do pass the puppy, you
- 54:07Speaker 7: sit in a big circle and you get to meet
- 54:08Speaker 7: 10 puppies. So, you know, this is what we do
- 54:11Speaker 7: on a Thursday, sorry, Saturday morning or Thursday evening. We
- 54:15Speaker 7: have a class at six o'clock on a Thursday evening
- 54:18Speaker 7: as well. So, you know, if you want to come
- 54:20Speaker 7: and see us, and even if you want to just
- 54:22Speaker 7: come down and see what we do, you're more than welcome.
- 54:25Speaker 7: Come and see us. And if you've got a behavioral problem, remember,
- 54:28Speaker 7: we come to you because that's where the issues are.
- 54:30Speaker 2: Right, yeah. And you can go to the website, pawfectiondogtraining.com.
- 54:33Speaker 2: You can also visit the website, the website, or the
- 54:35Speaker 2: Facebook page. The Facebook page is awesome because a lot
- 54:37Speaker 2: of people that are involved with that have already had
- 54:40Speaker 2: experiences with it.
- 54:41Speaker 7: Yeah, there's two.
- 54:41Speaker 2: There's two.
- 54:42Speaker 7: There's Pawfection Dog Training on the Facebook page. That's the
- 54:45Speaker 7: public page. Or Pawfection Dog Training USA members page. That's
- 54:49Speaker 7: a request to join page.
- 54:50Speaker 2: Okay, good.
- 54:52Speaker 7: And keep an eye on those because we're going to
- 54:54Speaker 7: be doing some lectures very shortly with the Seminole County
- 54:59Speaker 7: Animal Services. So if you're thinking about adopting a dog,
- 55:03Speaker 7: we're going to run some seminars for you to ask
- 55:06Speaker 7: questions and to sort of manage your expectations about getting
- 55:11Speaker 7: a dog from the rescue.
- 55:13Speaker 2: Right on, man.
- 55:13Speaker 7: So they don't get returned.
- 55:14Speaker 2: Always good to see you, man. You guys give it
- 55:15Speaker 2: up for Daryl Payne.
- 55:16Speaker 6: Yay!
- 55:18Speaker 2: AllFashionedDogTraining.com. Good seeing you, buddy, as always.
- 55:22Speaker 7: You too.
- 55:22Speaker 2: Great job, man. Thank you, Daryl. Oh, I'm sorry. No,
- 55:25Speaker 2: it's okay.
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- 56:06Speaker 2: Thanks, Deb. I'll say it on the mic this time.
- 56:08Speaker 2: Let's take a little break. Back in a second with
- 56:09Speaker 2: our buddy Scott Maxwell from the Orlando Sentinel. Poor lady.
- 56:31Speaker 2: We lost another one.
- 56:32Speaker 17: And nobody's going to remember her unless they're 50 or older.
- 56:37Speaker 17: But J.P. Morgan. I'm sure that Jack and Jimmy will
- 56:43Speaker 17: remember the name. She was on a lot of game shows.
- 56:47Speaker 2: She was a bawdy, a bawdy kind of.
- 56:51Speaker 2: Back in the late 70s. What I remember about her
- 56:54Speaker 2: is she was always on the gong show. She was
- 56:56Speaker 2: one of the three panelists on the gong show. Always, yeah, yeah.
- 57:00Speaker 2: Welcome back. I'm Jim. There's Deb. Hello.
- 57:02Speaker 7: Jack.
- 57:02Speaker 4: Yep.
- 57:03Speaker 2: And Ross is here as well. Believe in yourself. All right.
- 57:05Speaker 3: Every single Wednesday around this time, we invite this fine
- 57:07Speaker 3: gentleman to hop on board and talk about fun stuff
- 57:09Speaker 3: with us. He works for the Orlando Sentinel. You can
- 57:12Speaker 3: read his columns Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays.
- 57:16Speaker 2: They call him Sweet Heat from his head to his feet.
- 57:20Speaker 2: Sizzling hot like an asphalt street. Dripping to the swag
- 57:25Speaker 2: of an Orlando Sentinel.
- 57:26Speaker 11: Beep, beep, beep.
- 57:28Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, columnist Scott. Take it to the max.
- 57:33Speaker 10: Swag.
- 57:35Speaker 2: After 33,000 years on Real Radio 104.1, you finally, my friend,
- 57:44Speaker 2: have an intro, and it wasn't even done by us.
- 57:46Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
- 57:47Speaker 20: Can I get it for my ringtone? That's amazing.
- 57:54Speaker 2: And a listener sent this unsolicited last week, and so
- 57:57Speaker 2: we played it. And then I sent it to Dan
- 57:59Speaker 2: Stone to kind of pump it up a little bit.
- 58:02Speaker 2: And so we got a little music and production behind
- 58:05Speaker 2: it now. How about that? I am honored. It only
- 58:08Speaker 2: took me 25 years.
- 58:08Speaker 8: That's all, buddy.
- 58:13Speaker 2: God only knows what's next for you after 25 years.
- 58:15Speaker 2: How you doing, buddy? Everything good? I think I'm done.
- 58:17Speaker 2: I think I'm done.
- 58:18Speaker 20: You know, tomorrow, sort of relevant of that, we are
- 58:21Speaker 20: having for the first time in my, how long have
- 58:24Speaker 20: I been at the newspaper? 28 years. We are having
- 58:27Speaker 20: an Orlando Sentinel reunion party.
- 58:30Speaker 10: No.
- 58:31Speaker 20: And like for you all to imagine, can you imagine
- 58:34Speaker 20: what a hot mess it would be if you had
- 58:37Speaker 20: everybody who'd worked at the radio station over the last
- 58:39Speaker 20: 50 years together with booze in one place?
- 58:42Speaker 2: You know, I'm gonna tell you 20, 20% of them
- 58:44Speaker 2: would not be allowed in the building.
- 58:46Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 58:47Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know about what, I don't know
- 58:48Speaker 2: about the past of your people, but we have some,
- 58:50Speaker 2: we've got some sketches in our group. So yeah, yeah.
- 58:53Speaker 2: That'd be kind of fun to see some of those
- 58:54Speaker 2: old faces though, for sure.
- 58:56Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 58:56Speaker 20: Tomorrow night we'll have a, there's got, I think they,
- 58:58Speaker 20: They set the space capacity at 400 people, and they
- 59:02Speaker 20: filled up immediately.
- 59:03Speaker 2: No way, really? That's got to be pretty exciting, buddy.
- 59:05Speaker 2: I mean, are you excited about seeing some of your
- 59:06Speaker 2: old friends and pals? Yeah, absolutely.
- 59:08Speaker 20: There are some people who've flown. into town just for
- 59:11Speaker 20: this they're gonna be serving up the sentinel whiskey and
- 59:13Speaker 20: uh swapping stories about what it was like uh you
- 59:17Speaker 20: know when everybody.
- 59:17Speaker 2: Read the newspaper wait i'm sorry is that sentinel whiskey
- 59:20Speaker 2: are we talking forward slash sentinel whiskey You better believe it, Ross, man.
- 59:26Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
- 59:27Speaker 2: I got to try it because I want to get
- 59:28Speaker 2: drunk and be informed. And you do. It is good.
- 59:32Speaker 20: I can legit say it is very good whiskey.
- 59:35Speaker 2: It's smooth, Ross.
- 59:36Speaker 7: It is.
- 59:37Speaker 1: I agree.
- 59:37Speaker 2: I mean, these guys do a great job. Actually, I
- 59:39Speaker 2: just saw a video from the boys today. They're up
- 59:41Speaker 2: at some big distillery, legendary distillery, scoping out more stuff
- 59:45Speaker 2: to bring to Orlando, which is very cool.
- 59:47Speaker 20: Yeah, they're sort of up in their social media game,
- 59:49Speaker 20: aren't they?
- 59:49Speaker 2: Yeah, they are, man.
- 59:50Speaker 3: They're good guys. We are super proud to be part
- 59:53Speaker 3: of the Ford slash family. and spreading the word of
- 59:56Speaker 3: them all throughout Central Florida. We've got some really cool,
- 59:58Speaker 3: exciting stuff. Actually, we have a meeting tomorrow about some
- 1:00:01Speaker 3: stuff coming up there we want to kind of bring
- 1:00:03Speaker 3: to forward slash and continue our relationship with them into
- 1:00:05Speaker 3: the spring and fall when the weather is much nicer.
- 1:00:07Speaker 3: We can go out there and do some stuff out
- 1:00:09Speaker 3: and around, take the bus back over there. We're really excited.
- 1:00:12Speaker 3: They're wonderful guys, and it is a really unique business
- 1:00:15Speaker 3: in Orlando.
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: It is unique.
- 1:00:17Speaker 20: It's a homey place, and just because the name is great,
- 1:00:20Speaker 20: I can't say it enough. The Sentinel whiskey is named
- 1:00:22Speaker 20: Old Watchdog.
- 1:00:23Speaker 2: Old Watchdog. All right, Scott writes for the Orlando Sentinel,
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: like he just said, Wednesdays and Thursdays and Sundays. You
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: can read his column.
- 1:00:29Speaker 3: Today's was interesting as well because I've actually been reading
- 1:00:32Speaker 3: about this a little bit. It seems to fly in
- 1:00:34Speaker 3: the face of some national stories that we hear about,
- 1:00:37Speaker 3: but I think it's the demo that really makes the difference, right?
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: Right. The headline of your story today is Florida is
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: a boom state no more. Explain, sir.
- 1:00:48Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:00:48Speaker 20: And so for history, anybody who lives here knows that
- 1:00:51Speaker 20: Florida has always been one of the fastest growing states
- 1:00:53Speaker 20: in America ever since air conditioning was invented and citizens
- 1:00:56Speaker 20: outlawed income taxes back in 1924. You know, people have
- 1:01:01Speaker 20: flocked down here for mild winters and no taxes. But recently,
- 1:01:05Speaker 20: our growth rate has dropped precipitously. In fact, last year,
- 1:01:10Speaker 20: Florida's growth rate was less than one percent and only
- 1:01:13Speaker 20: twice in the past century has it ever been that low.
- 1:01:17Speaker 20: One was during the Great Recession.
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: Once was the 1940s.
- 1:01:19Speaker 20: So, I mean, just to put it in perspective, we're
- 1:01:22Speaker 20: still even at one percent growing faster than most states.
- 1:01:26Speaker 20: But this is way slower than anything Florida has had.
- 1:01:28Speaker 20: I mean, we're now trailing like Idaho. You know, forget
- 1:01:31Speaker 20: big states like Texas and Arizona. South Carolina and North
- 1:01:34Speaker 20: Carolina have faster growth rates. And while some people may
- 1:01:37Speaker 20: like this, you know, fewer cars on I-4 and we've
- 1:01:40Speaker 20: been growing maybe a little too fast, economists and business
- 1:01:43Speaker 20: leaders are concerned about, as you pointed out, why we've
- 1:01:46Speaker 20: slowed down. And a big part of that is that
- 1:01:49Speaker 20: 20-somethings are getting the hell out of this state. They
- 1:01:52Speaker 20: might be getting their college degree here. But afterwards, they're bolting.
- 1:01:57Speaker 20: And retirees, they're still coming. And, you know, God knows
- 1:02:01Speaker 20: a newspaper loves retirees, right? They are our bread and butter.
- 1:02:06Speaker 20: But God love them. Retirees don't make anything. They don't
- 1:02:09Speaker 20: fuel an economy. They're not working 40-hour jobs. And so
- 1:02:14Speaker 20: that's a big reason that people, including people like Rick Scott,
- 1:02:17Speaker 20: are sounding alarms.
- 1:02:19Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:02:19Speaker 15: Yeah.
- 1:02:20Speaker 4: Of all people.
- 1:02:20Speaker 3: Yeah, that is interesting because, I mean, it's just the
- 1:02:23Speaker 3: cost of living here is so unbelievable that, you know,
- 1:02:26Speaker 3: it's hard. I mean, you know, one of the big
- 1:02:27Speaker 3: stories is regardless if you're moving here or just live here,
- 1:02:30Speaker 3: the idea of buying a home with a median price near,
- 1:02:33Speaker 3: is it near or over 400K now in Central Florida?
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: Like 365? I haven't looked at the rates at once, but.
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: But that's about right.
- 1:02:40Speaker 20: And when my wife and I moved here in a
- 1:02:43Speaker 20: nice neighborhood just outside of Maitland that you're familiar with,
- 1:02:47Speaker 20: $ 125, 000 got you four bedrooms and a pool in a
- 1:02:51Speaker 20: nice neighborhood. And the 20-somethings are seeing the market and
- 1:02:54Speaker 20: knowing they can't make that happen.
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: And you're right.
- 1:02:58Speaker 20: It's the cost of living. Florida used to be a
- 1:02:59Speaker 20: cheap state. Everybody could come down here and make a
- 1:03:01Speaker 20: cheap living. But that's not the case. Jobs don't pay enough.
- 1:03:05Speaker 20: We pay much less than other states, a median wage.
- 1:03:09Speaker 20: As everyone knows, property insurance is high. Housing is high.
- 1:03:12Speaker 20: MSCNBC recently named Florida one of America's 10 most expensive states.
- 1:03:17Speaker 20: And people might say, wait, California, New York's got to
- 1:03:20Speaker 20: be more expensive.
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: And they are. They are more expensive.
- 1:03:22Speaker 20: But places that are more expensive, most of those places
- 1:03:25Speaker 20: also pay better.
- 1:03:27Speaker 2: We don't have that.
- 1:03:28Speaker 20: So what we are attracting, and like Rhonda Santos often say, well, look,
- 1:03:31Speaker 20: another billionaire moved to Florida. And one of the things
- 1:03:34Speaker 20: that the Wall Street Journal and they're the ones who've
- 1:03:35Speaker 20: really focused on this over the past year. They've said
- 1:03:38Speaker 20: Florida is not the state it used to be. They've said, yeah,
- 1:03:41Speaker 20: rich people are coming, but they're not bringing their companies
- 1:03:44Speaker 20: and they're not bringing their jobs. Mark Zuckerberg, you know,
- 1:03:47Speaker 20: buys a house in South Florida. He didn't move Facebook
- 1:03:50Speaker 20: down there.
- 1:03:50Speaker 2: Bezos lives here now. He didn't he didn't bring Amazon here.
- 1:03:54Speaker 20: Amazon's not here except for the shipping facilities. The only
- 1:03:56Speaker 20: reason they're coming here is to dodge taxes. And one
- 1:03:59Speaker 20: of the things that the Wall Street Journal reporters honed
- 1:04:01Speaker 20: in is that a side effect is these wealthy people come,
- 1:04:04Speaker 20: particularly in South Florida, and they actually drive up housing prices.
- 1:04:10Speaker 20: So they don't bring jobs. They don't bring anything else
- 1:04:13Speaker 20: that really creates, but they do boost the housing stock.
- 1:04:16Speaker 20: So 20-somethings are saying, I'm heading to North Carolina where
- 1:04:19Speaker 20: if I make $ 75, 000, I might have a chance at.
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: Owning a house. I got to tell you real quick, Ross.
- 1:04:24Speaker 3: I got to tell you, there's a line in this
- 1:04:26Speaker 3: story today that was absolutely stultifying. I had no idea
- 1:04:32Speaker 3: this was the case. Florida has fewer Fortune 500 companies
- 1:04:36Speaker 3: than any of the other big four states. It would
- 1:04:38Speaker 3: be Texas, New York, and California, correct?
- 1:04:40Speaker 6: Correct.
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: But it gets worse than that. Did you guys know this?
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: Listen to this stat. This is crazy.
- 1:04:46Speaker 3: Would you have bet any money that Florida has fewer
- 1:04:50Speaker 3: Fortune 500 companies than the city of Dallas?
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: Whoa.
- 1:04:55Speaker 3: We have fewer Fortune 500 companies in the entire state
- 1:04:59Speaker 3: of Florida. By the way, the fourth biggest or fifth
- 1:05:01Speaker 3: biggest economy in the U.S., and we have fewer Fortune
- 1:05:05Speaker 3: 500 companies than just Dallas, Texas.
- 1:05:08Speaker 2: That's amazing, dude. Like, that is truly amazing. With all
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: the tax breaks and subsidies, we have failed to attract
- 1:05:15Speaker 2: the top, the headquarters of these buildings.
- 1:05:19Speaker 20: That is exactly right, Jack. And when I say that
- 1:05:22Speaker 20: we have fewer than the big states... It's like not
- 1:05:25Speaker 20: even close. I looked at the number just I can't remember.
- 1:05:27Speaker 20: But I think ours is 22. The big states are
- 1:05:30Speaker 20: having like 56, 80 and over 100. So we're not
- 1:05:33Speaker 20: even close. We're not even in the top 10. I
- 1:05:36Speaker 20: last I checked for those. And it's because of what.
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: You just said.
- 1:05:39Speaker 20: We don't have a ready workforce. We don't have we
- 1:05:42Speaker 20: don't have a tech community. We don't have a medical community.
- 1:05:46Speaker 20: I mean, even places like we often talk about North Carolina.
- 1:05:49Speaker 20: You know, there's a medical community. complex up there. We
- 1:05:52Speaker 20: don't have that here. And so when you're not making things,
- 1:05:55Speaker 20: you don't have a big workforce for thousands of jobs,
- 1:05:58Speaker 20: theme parks and hotels. And the other thing that both
- 1:06:02Speaker 20: the Wall Street Journal and I focused on is one
- 1:06:05Speaker 20: of Florida's biggest industries is growth itself. And that's not sustainable.
- 1:06:10Speaker 20: By that, I mean it's construction, it's development, it's strip
- 1:06:14Speaker 20: centers and condos. That's not a sustainable industry by itself.
- 1:06:19Speaker 20: And every time a recession hits, places like Nevada and
- 1:06:22Speaker 20: Florida get hit way.
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: Worse than anyone else. Scott, I think you just perfectly
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: described the trajectory of one of the smartest people life
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: has ever had me cross, which is my brother-in-law. He's
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: a college graduate, smoked all of his classes, and now
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: lives in North Carolina and has a government job as
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: an engineer. And I asked him, I remember, I was like,
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: why'd you leave Florida? He was like, Basically, everything you
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: just said, didn't like it. I really enjoy over there more. And, dude,
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: you're right. The Carolinas have seen growth. At first, it
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: started with North Carolina. Like, that was great. But, man,
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: South Carolina... has.
- 1:06:58Speaker 3: Seen some exponential growth recently simply because the state is beautiful.
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: It's accessible. It isn't overrun yet. It's affordable.
- 1:07:05Speaker 3: Insurance is affordable. It's protected from a lot of natural
- 1:07:08Speaker 3: disaster kind of areas.
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: There's jobs. It's kind of crazy. Although they are still
- 1:07:13Speaker 2: sad about losing the war. Yeah, they are.
- 1:07:15Speaker 20: Civil war, that is. Not quite as sad as they
- 1:07:18Speaker 20: used to be, but yeah, you're right. They are sad.
- 1:07:20Speaker 20: And Jim, that was the state that surprised me the
- 1:07:22Speaker 20: most was South Carolina. Because yeah, we've all heard of
- 1:07:25Speaker 20: I think Idaho was the other one that surprised me.
- 1:07:28Speaker 20: Idaho and South Carolina are both booming. And Ross, what
- 1:07:31Speaker 20: you're talking about with your brother-in-law, I mean, once again,
- 1:07:34Speaker 20: this isn't an ideological thing. It's a mathematical thing. We've
- 1:07:37Speaker 20: talked about this before. The average salary, the average job
- 1:07:40Speaker 20: in central Florida pays about, I think it was about
- 1:07:44Speaker 20: $ 40, 000 a year. Well, if Jim's right, the average house
- 1:07:47Speaker 20: is $ 400, 000 a year. The math on that don't work.
- 1:07:51Speaker 20: It just, those two things don't. And we're talking about
- 1:07:53Speaker 20: the median in both cases here. So there's a lot
- 1:07:56Speaker 20: of people making a lot less, whereas people go up
- 1:07:58Speaker 20: to North Carolina and maybe they're not living right in
- 1:08:01Speaker 20: the heart of Charlotte, but they're living in a suburb.
- 1:08:03Speaker 20: or they're living in a suburb of Chapel Hill or
- 1:08:05Speaker 20: someplace that, and they can still find a house and
- 1:08:07Speaker 20: their job's going to pay about 20 to 25% more.
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: By the way, I was wrong. The average median house,
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: according to homes.com in central Florida is 410 to $ 414, 000.
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: A condo can run you 307.
- 1:08:19Speaker 7: Damn.
- 1:08:21Speaker 20: Now, if you, and I've, I've done this before, but
- 1:08:23Speaker 20: if you just went to Zillow and said like, what's
- 1:08:25Speaker 20: your average mortgage payment going to be on a $ 400, 000 house? Again,
- 1:08:30Speaker 20: that math does not add up with a $ 40, 000 a
- 1:08:31Speaker 20: year job.
- 1:08:32Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no way you can do that.
- 1:08:33Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:08:35Speaker 2: Incredible, dude. So, like, I hate to just wrap this up.
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: It's like, well, what do we do? I'm glad you asked, Ron.
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: You've got to create some higher-paying jobs. You've got to
- 1:08:44Speaker 2: create some more industry. We need to make things. We
- 1:08:47Speaker 2: need to export things. We need to create things.
- 1:08:50Speaker 20: I mean, this is, you know, I'd be banging on
- 1:08:53Speaker 20: this drum forever, but, like, this is a community and
- 1:08:55Speaker 20: a state at large that is just so happy to
- 1:08:58Speaker 20: be tourism dependent. And if you think tourism by itself
- 1:09:02Speaker 20: makes a good economy, you should visit Haiti.
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: Oh, man.
- 1:09:05Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:09:06Speaker 20: It's one of their biggest economic engines.
- 1:09:09Speaker 2: And you're right.
- 1:09:10Speaker 3: You're right 100 percent, Scott, because one of our most
- 1:09:12Speaker 3: burgeoning tourist industries is the cruise industry. I mean, you
- 1:09:16Speaker 3: think about how much money they're going to pour into
- 1:09:17Speaker 3: the port over the Canaveral and how many ships go
- 1:09:20Speaker 3: through there. But yet it's yet another job that pays low.
- 1:09:24Speaker 3: It's these low-paying jobs, loading ships, offloading ships, cleaning ships.
- 1:09:29Speaker 3: You know, there's like there's like maybe 20 guys on
- 1:09:31Speaker 3: the entire ship that actually make a bunch of money.
- 1:09:33Speaker 3: And there's only like 20 of those ships that come
- 1:09:35Speaker 3: through there. So of all those jobs that are the
- 1:09:37Speaker 3: cruise industry, a lot of them don't really have high
- 1:09:40Speaker 3: paying jobs.
- 1:09:42Speaker 12: Yes.
- 1:09:43Speaker 20: And and there are not great benefits for a lot
- 1:09:46Speaker 20: of the hospitality. The major ones do. But the major ones,
- 1:09:51Speaker 20: you know, Disney only has so many hotels. A lot
- 1:09:53Speaker 20: of the people working in this community are working at
- 1:09:55Speaker 20: the Motel 6s and the no-name places, the Royal Palm
- 1:09:59Speaker 20: that got created after Best Western left town.
- 1:10:02Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I was just going to mention the numbers
- 1:10:04Speaker 4: have been coming in, and tourism numbers have dropped significantly.
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: Quite a bit, yeah.
- 1:10:08Speaker 4: You know, quite a bit. Not drastic levels, but enough
- 1:10:11Speaker 4: that that cash cow is starting to look like, well,
- 1:10:14Speaker 4: maybe we shouldn't hook our wagon completely up to this.
- 1:10:17Speaker 2: The weird thing about building industry in Florida is kind
- 1:10:21Speaker 2: of a weird thing, right? So land here costs a
- 1:10:23Speaker 2: lot of money.
- 1:10:24Speaker 3: So if you're building an industry and you're going to
- 1:10:26Speaker 3: create a factory or whatever the case may be, you know,
- 1:10:28Speaker 3: it's hard to go in without, like Jack said, I mean–
- 1:10:32Speaker 3: Without help from the state or some type of subsidy
- 1:10:34Speaker 3: to find a giant plot of land in the state
- 1:10:36Speaker 3: of Florida that isn't already scheduled for development.
- 1:10:39Speaker 4: You mean data centers?
- 1:10:40Speaker 3: It's got to be difficult as well. And I know
- 1:10:41Speaker 3: that you said that there's no medical, but we are
- 1:10:43Speaker 3: taking a shot at that. That Lake Nona area out
- 1:10:45Speaker 3: there has become like a medical city, but it's not
- 1:10:48Speaker 3: a complex like you're talking about built around a college
- 1:10:50Speaker 3: city like Shands and Gainesville or any of the complexes
- 1:10:53Speaker 3: up in North Carolina either.
- 1:10:55Speaker 20: I still believe that one of the single best things
- 1:10:57Speaker 20: this community did was create a medical school at UCF
- 1:11:00Speaker 20: for exactly that reason. If you think about what the
- 1:11:02Speaker 20: future holds, there's a lot that we're not sure about
- 1:11:05Speaker 20: in the economy and what we're going to need. But
- 1:11:07Speaker 20: one thing we're always going to need is medicine. And
- 1:11:09Speaker 20: another thing we all know is technology. And the successful communities,
- 1:11:13Speaker 20: whether they're Austin, Texas, or Raleigh, Durham, North Carolina, they've
- 1:11:18Speaker 20: been investing in those two things. And it not only
- 1:11:21Speaker 20: secures jobs that are always going to be there, they're
- 1:11:23Speaker 20: jobs that pay twice, three times, four.
- 1:11:25Speaker 2: Times as much as what we have.
- 1:11:28Speaker 20: And keep in mind, just to put it in perspective,
- 1:11:30Speaker 20: this is a state where the governors still celebrate the
- 1:11:32Speaker 20: opening of Buc-ee's.
- 1:11:33Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:11:35Speaker 20: We go out to ribbon cuttings out there and we
- 1:11:38Speaker 20: get very excited about that. Meanwhile, you know, Dell or
- 1:11:42Speaker 20: whatever is expanding a third campus outside Texas.
- 1:11:47Speaker 2: The stuff adds up. Yeah, yeah, for sure. But have
- 1:11:49Speaker 2: you had a beaver nugget?
- 1:11:51Speaker 20: I have to tell you, Ross, I have actually, this
- 1:11:54Speaker 20: is a moment of shame, I have never set foot
- 1:11:55Speaker 20: in a Bucky.
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: Really?
- 1:11:56Speaker 2: You know what I'm going to tell you? It's worth
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: the drive up there. I know people who've driven up
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: there just to experience it, to stand in front of
- 1:12:02Speaker 2: the wall of jerky. No, no, no. It's worth a
- 1:12:05Speaker 2: pit stop if you are driving somewhere else. Jack, I disagree.
- 1:12:08Speaker 2: It's worth the trip. It's not your destination. It's a
- 1:12:11Speaker 2: destination event, Jack. It's no wah-wah.
- 1:12:13Speaker 20: Maybe if you're on the way to one of the
- 1:12:15Speaker 20: poker rooms.
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, maybe so. It's even past that, though, I think.
- 1:12:18Speaker 17: I know.
- 1:12:19Speaker 2: I know where it is.
- 1:12:20Speaker 20: Yeah, no, I'll go up there and get some jerky
- 1:12:22Speaker 20: and some flip-flops.
- 1:12:23Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. Some jerky and flip-flops. Sounds like a
- 1:12:26Speaker 2: true Floridian. And a little laugh love sign in the kitchen.
- 1:12:28Speaker 2: All right, you guys give it up for Scott. What
- 1:12:30Speaker 2: do you say there?
- 1:12:30Speaker 9: Yeah!
- 1:12:33Speaker 2: Thursday, Sunday, right there in the pages of the Orlando Sentinel.
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: Get your prescription. Get your subscription today at OrlandoSentinel.com. Ask
- 1:12:40Speaker 2: your doctor about the paper. Good seeing you, buddy. It's addictive. Thanks, guys.
- 1:12:45Speaker 20: 407-916-1041.
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: Text us 77031. Back in one sec.
- 1:12:48Speaker 6: Born and raised Floridian here. Now I'm up in North
- 1:12:50Speaker 6: Carolina working for Wake Forest Health Care System.
- 1:12:54Speaker 2: There you go.
- 1:12:54Speaker 6: Ain't no way I'm ever moving back to Florida. North
- 1:12:57Speaker 6: Carolina is where it's at, man. The cost of living,
- 1:13:00Speaker 6: the mountains, the beach. not being such a red state.
- 1:13:06Speaker 6: And there are a bunch of Floridians I know that
- 1:13:08Speaker 6: have actually moved up here. So, yeah, the exodus from
- 1:13:11Speaker 6: Florida is real.
- 1:13:12Speaker 2: Yeah, both of those. Go ahead.
- 1:13:14Speaker 7: You're good.
- 1:13:16Speaker 18: Hey, how's it ohana? Oh, no secret to people in
- 1:13:19Speaker 18: the Melbourne area right now. It is gnarly. The rain,
- 1:13:24Speaker 18: the lightning. I mean, people, please slow down. Don't tailgate
- 1:13:28Speaker 18: people and stuff like this.
- 1:13:30Speaker 2: There's already flooded roads, people hydroplaning.
- 1:13:33Speaker 18: And, man, just slow down.
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: Be careful.
- 1:13:36Speaker 18: I was just on the causeway. Big lightning bolt hit
- 1:13:39Speaker 18: in front of me. Shook my truck. Shook me. Shook
- 1:13:42Speaker 18: me up. It's electrifying.
- 1:13:44Speaker 2: Aloha. Aloha, bro.
- 1:13:45Speaker 7: Aloha.
- 1:13:48Speaker 3: Yeah, the Carolinas offer some really interesting beaches and mountains,
- 1:13:52Speaker 3: seasonal changes. Yeah, I mean, the Blue Ridge Parkway is
- 1:13:57Speaker 3: absolutely stunning. You know, Charlotte, great cities all around there,
- 1:14:00Speaker 3: great food. That scene is coming alive. You know, South
- 1:14:03Speaker 3: Carolina has Myrtle Beach, one of the best golf destinations
- 1:14:06Speaker 3: in the entire United States of America. And that continues
- 1:14:08Speaker 3: all the way west in that state as well. Plus
- 1:14:11Speaker 3: affordable land, affordable housing. 407-916-1041. Text us, 77031.
- 1:14:17Speaker 2: I'm Jim. There's Deb.
- 1:14:17Speaker 10: Hello.
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: Jack is here as well. And so is Ross. 14
- 1:14:20Speaker 2: sketches this Saturday.
- 1:14:21Speaker 3: I was about to say, speaking of Ross, this Saturday,
- 1:14:23Speaker 3: 14 sketches is coming to the Mount Dora Music Hall,
- 1:14:26Speaker 3: and it's going to be a damn good time.
- 1:14:28Speaker 2: It's Joel and Ross.
- 1:14:29Speaker 3: You guys saw these guys do their fringe show, 20 sketches.
- 1:14:32Speaker 3: They pulled the 14 faves, and they're delivering them to
- 1:14:35Speaker 3: you right to the dome tonight. It's so cool. We've
- 1:14:39Speaker 3: been in rehearsals all week. It's been going great to
- 1:14:42Speaker 3: get the sketches back in the blood.
- 1:14:45Speaker 2: And I'll throw this out here. I'll say this. I
- 1:14:47Speaker 2: don't think anybody listening to this, I don't think you've
- 1:14:51Speaker 2: seen a two-man sketch show in your life. You know
- 1:14:54Speaker 2: why you probably have never seen a two-man live sketch
- 1:14:57Speaker 2: show before?
- 1:14:57Speaker 7: Why's that?
- 1:14:58Speaker 2: It's really hard. Yeah, yeah. It's stupid hard.
- 1:15:02Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:15:02Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say you invented it. No,
- 1:15:05Speaker 2: I did not invent it. That would probably be, what,
- 1:15:07Speaker 2: Abbott and Costello? All I'm saying is that this is
- 1:15:10Speaker 2: such a unique entertainment offering. I'm stupid proud of it,
- 1:15:14Speaker 2: and it's such a great time. It's got like half
- 1:15:16Speaker 2: a million likes on social media. That's likes there. I
- 1:15:19Speaker 2: don't even know how many views. They always go viral
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: when I post them. So now we get to do
- 1:15:24Speaker 2: it live in Mount Dora. It's a very special night.
- 1:15:26Speaker 2: It's funny. You said, who'd you say? Lauren Hardy? Abbott
- 1:15:29Speaker 2: and Costello. Who was first? Lauren Hardy was first?
- 1:15:32Speaker 4: I think so.
- 1:15:33Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. And then who are the other great duos?
- 1:15:35Speaker 2: Lewis and... Dean Martin. Martin and Lewis. Yeah, that was
- 1:15:40Speaker 2: another big one. Let's see. Well, who else? There's one more, right?
- 1:15:45Speaker 2: Isn't there one more classic comedy?
- 1:15:47Speaker 4: Wasn't there Smother Brothers?
- 1:15:48Speaker 2: Yeah, but there were three of them, though, right? No, two. Two,
- 1:15:51Speaker 2: just two? Yeah.
- 1:15:52Speaker 4: Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, Evan Costello. Laurel and Hardy. Laurel
- 1:15:56Speaker 4: and Hardy. Key and Peele.
- 1:15:58Speaker 2: Yeah, Key and Peele.
- 1:15:59Speaker 4: Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.
- 1:16:01Speaker 2: But they're not doing them on stage like these guys.
- 1:16:04Speaker 2: Those are guys who write bits that are turned into
- 1:16:08Speaker 2: filmed bits, you know, way different.
- 1:16:10Speaker 10: Amy Poehler.
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: It is happening this Saturday night, man. Get your tickets
- 1:16:13Speaker 2: August 29th.
- 1:16:14Speaker 3: Just simply go to rosscomedy.com or realradio.fm slash comedy. It
- 1:16:18Speaker 3: is a mature audience scenario, so you need to kind
- 1:16:22Speaker 3: of make sure that whomever you bring with you is
- 1:16:24Speaker 3: aware that there's going to be some, you know, some.
- 1:16:28Speaker 2: Adult humor.
- 1:16:28Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:16:29Speaker 2: Just like the opening of the show today. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
- 1:16:32Speaker 2: I always recommend, hey, if you're 15, I don't know,
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: but if you're 15 with cool parents, come on in.
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:16:39Speaker 2: That would be my recommendation for it. Yeah. That's a
- 1:16:43Speaker 2: little sketchy. So, show's at 7 or 7.30? I believe...
- 1:16:48Speaker 2: 8 o'clock. 8 o'clock, even better. Nailed it. Yeah, get
- 1:16:50Speaker 2: there early, get nailed it. Gives you plenty of time
- 1:16:52Speaker 2: to get down there and get a drink or two.
- 1:16:53Speaker 2: Door's at 6.30, and they'll have a bar there set up.
- 1:16:56Speaker 2: It's a perfect date night. It really is. It's the
- 1:16:58Speaker 2: best date night that I can give Central Florida. It
- 1:17:01Speaker 2: really is.
- 1:17:01Speaker 4: We've had a lot of people already text us and
- 1:17:03Speaker 4: say they've... already got their airbnb all set up so
- 1:17:07Speaker 4: they're making it a weekend staycation asking for places to
- 1:17:09Speaker 4: go have breakfast.
- 1:17:10Speaker 3: I gotta tell you man that is like that is
- 1:17:12Speaker 3: really where mount dora shines when you have a show
- 1:17:15Speaker 3: at the music hall and you're able to come in
- 1:17:17Speaker 3: a little bit early maybe even that afternoon because it's
- 1:17:20Speaker 3: on a saturday which is great you get there early
- 1:17:22Speaker 3: check in get a get a room at the lakeside
- 1:17:23Speaker 3: go get an airbnb stay downtown uh you can walk
- 1:17:27Speaker 3: around with your alcohol in the city it's a wonderful
- 1:17:29Speaker 3: little place have some lunch out there many Many great
- 1:17:32Speaker 3: places and magical dining is going on right now. So
- 1:17:34Speaker 3: a number of the best restaurants in the city, like
- 1:17:37Speaker 3: 1921 and others, are doing magical dining as well. And
- 1:17:39Speaker 3: it is great. And wherever you park, once you park,
- 1:17:42Speaker 3: it's once. Because you can walk right to the music
- 1:17:46Speaker 3: hall right from downtown. It's only a couple blocks.
- 1:17:48Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: The absolute best. I'm looking forward to it. I'm very
- 1:17:52Speaker 2: much looking forward to it. VIP still has seats available.
- 1:17:54Speaker 2: That comes with a goodie bag with some cool stuff
- 1:17:57Speaker 2: in it, too. Yeah, right on. Oh, thanks. Ross comedy
- 1:17:59Speaker 2: dot com. Spell it like sauce. Yes, for sure. All right.
- 1:18:03Speaker 2: So we're going to get a break here in a second,
- 1:18:05Speaker 2: but I want to set this up because that's what
- 1:18:06Speaker 2: we're going to talk about when we come back.
- 1:18:09Speaker 3: Netflix announced today some of the shows that are coming out. Actually,
- 1:18:11Speaker 3: I've been going to the BBC. The BBC does a
- 1:18:13Speaker 3: really good job at this. I was talking to Emily,
- 1:18:15Speaker 3: the movie girl, just the other day. because I saw
- 1:18:17Speaker 3: this list of movies coming out in September, and a
- 1:18:20Speaker 3: few of them I'm super excited about. She already had
- 1:18:23Speaker 3: them on her list to watch. They did the same
- 1:18:25Speaker 3: thing today with television shows, right? And, Jack, did you
- 1:18:28Speaker 3: ever see Slow Horses? I watched the first season. I
- 1:18:31Speaker 3: enjoyed it. I have not gone back. The new season
- 1:18:34Speaker 3: is coming out. I guess it's the third season of that.
- 1:18:36Speaker 3: That's Gary Oldman, whom I believe is one of the best,
- 1:18:39Speaker 3: most kind of under-mentioned stars Great actors in Hollywood.
- 1:18:43Speaker 2: British spy show.
- 1:18:45Speaker 6: Exactly.
- 1:18:45Speaker 2: I read the book. Yeah, really? Is what I would...
- 1:18:49Speaker 2: Is the title... of person that I would like to be.
- 1:18:53Speaker 2: I did not read the book, but I wanted to. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:18:55Speaker 2: But that's coming out.
- 1:18:56Speaker 3: But one of the shows I found to be quite interesting,
- 1:18:59Speaker 3: all right? So they did this with Roseanne, all right?
- 1:19:02Speaker 3: Remember when they brought back Roseanne, how did.
- 1:19:04Speaker 17: They do it?
- 1:19:05Speaker 2: Do you guys remember?
- 1:19:07Speaker 4: It's called the Connors, right?
- 1:19:09Speaker 2: Yeah, it was called the Connors. No, but when they
- 1:19:11Speaker 2: brought it back, it was Roseanne. Then she made the comment. Right,
- 1:19:14Speaker 2: then they booted her and just called it the Connors.
- 1:19:17Speaker 2: They killed her in a van accident or something. I
- 1:19:19Speaker 2: don't know what it was.
- 1:19:20Speaker 8: I'm joking.
- 1:19:21Speaker 2: But the concept there was they picked up where the
- 1:19:24Speaker 2: show left off. They didn't go back and try to
- 1:19:27Speaker 2: reboot the show, right? Isn't that how it went? Right, yes.
- 1:19:30Speaker 3: In other words, when they rebooted the show, you got
- 1:19:33Speaker 3: to see where they are now.
- 1:19:35Speaker 18: Correct.
- 1:19:35Speaker 3: You're not going back and creating the show from the
- 1:19:37Speaker 3: beginning with maybe new characters or something like that. Nothing
- 1:19:40Speaker 3: like that, right? They're doing that to a show from
- 1:19:43Speaker 3: the 90s. And the cool thing is from the show
- 1:19:45Speaker 3: from the 90s is they're actually using a lot of
- 1:19:48Speaker 3: the cast that was in the original show. And they're
- 1:19:52Speaker 3: rebooting it, and it is exactly like that. They're picking
- 1:19:55Speaker 3: up where this other show left off. And that show
- 1:19:59Speaker 3: is right after this break.
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: Anything that's a doodle isn't actually a breed. It's a
- 1:20:03Speaker 2: mixed breed. So congratulations on your fancy mutt. They shouldn't
- 1:20:09Speaker 2: also be worth that much. It's kind of crazy how
- 1:20:12Speaker 2: much they go for. Coming in hot. Guy hates doodles.
- 1:20:16Speaker 23: On a different note, I've recently started using the tanning bed.
- 1:20:21Speaker 23: Just because I'm going to prank my ex-wife into thinking
- 1:20:24Speaker 23: I've just come back From my honeymoon in the Caribbean.
- 1:20:29Speaker 10: Why?
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: Because it's not illegal to make her think I've gotten
- 1:20:34Speaker 2: remarried very quickly and all of a sudden. What a
- 1:20:39Speaker 2: weird flex. That's wild. I would nominate that as one
- 1:20:43Speaker 2: of the weirdest talkbacks we've ever had. It is very bizarre.
- 1:20:47Speaker 2: And he's thinking about it.
- 1:20:48Speaker 4: Oh, no, it sounds like he's doing it.
- 1:20:50Speaker 2: Or just go outside, brother. Get a tan. All right,
- 1:20:52Speaker 2: welcome back. We're in Florida, buddy. It works. All right, 407-916-1041.
- 1:20:56Speaker 2: Text us, 77031. You don't need to talk back. That's easy.
- 1:21:00Speaker 2: Grab the iHeartRadio app. Go straight to our radio and
- 1:21:02Speaker 2: use that mic to send your comment over to Jack.
- 1:21:04Speaker 2: We'll get you on the air. I'm Jim, there's Deb. Hello.
- 1:21:06Speaker 6: Jack.
- 1:21:07Speaker 2: And Ross as well. It is true. Just checking the
- 1:21:10Speaker 2: texting service during the break. I was wrong.
- 1:21:12Speaker 3: They did not kill her in a van crash. I
- 1:21:14Speaker 3: did not know this, however. Did you guys know that
- 1:21:16Speaker 3: they made her OD on the show?
- 1:21:18Speaker 2: Did you know that? I didn't watch it, so I
- 1:21:20Speaker 2: just saw the texting service. That made me aware.
- 1:21:22Speaker 7: I was not.
- 1:21:23Speaker 4: Same here.
- 1:21:24Speaker 3: I didn't know they did it like that. I mean,
- 1:21:26Speaker 3: that's kind of a dirty way to write somebody off
- 1:21:28Speaker 3: a show, right? Isn't a car crash like considerably more
- 1:21:31Speaker 3: like a kind of random? I mean, a drug overdose,
- 1:21:34Speaker 3: even though it's a character, you know, people are going
- 1:21:36Speaker 3: to draw a weird line between that sometimes.
- 1:21:38Speaker 2: Seems like a shot, doesn't it? I think it probably
- 1:21:41Speaker 2: was a shot. It's like, hey, we just rebooted this successfully.
- 1:21:45Speaker 2: You did what online? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But is that
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: worse than how they killed Charlie Sheen's character in Two
- 1:21:53Speaker 2: and a Half Men? How did they do that? I
- 1:21:54Speaker 2: don't even know. They had a piano drop on his
- 1:21:57Speaker 2: head when he was standing at the front door of
- 1:21:59Speaker 2: his house. I got to tell you, I like that
- 1:22:01Speaker 2: better than an OD. Yeah.
- 1:22:03Speaker 3: I think if you're going to be a character killed off,
- 1:22:05Speaker 3: I mean, I think, you know, they can really make you,
- 1:22:08Speaker 3: because you don't have a say-so anymore.
- 1:22:10Speaker 2: You know, you're just a character.
- 1:22:11Speaker 3: But writing you off as a drug overdose, that is
- 1:22:14Speaker 3: a shot. Because writers have the ability to do whatever
- 1:22:16Speaker 3: the hell they want.
- 1:22:17Speaker 4: They do, but it could also be just that her character,
- 1:22:20Speaker 4: once again, they were a blue-collar family facing what a
- 1:22:23Speaker 4: lot of blue-collar families faced. And for a lot of that,
- 1:22:26Speaker 4: that meant workplace accidents and being put on opioids as
- 1:22:29Speaker 4: a way of dealing with that pain. So maybe it
- 1:22:32Speaker 4: could have been a sly shot, but also a way
- 1:22:35Speaker 4: of saying, hey– This family suffers just the way your
- 1:22:38Speaker 4: family suffers.
- 1:22:38Speaker 2: Interesting, yeah, yeah. I guess you could certainly look at
- 1:22:41Speaker 2: it like that.
- 1:22:41Speaker 3: But I think when Jack said that, you know, when
- 1:22:44Speaker 3: they rebooted the show and then she goes online and
- 1:22:46Speaker 3: makes a bunch of bombastic statements that really kind of
- 1:22:48Speaker 3: embarrass the network or whatever, it leads me to believe
- 1:22:51Speaker 3: that the only retribution they could really get against her
- 1:22:53Speaker 3: other than get her off the show is they got
- 1:22:56Speaker 3: to make the choice on how to write her off
- 1:22:57Speaker 3: the program.
- 1:22:57Speaker 2: And I think an OD is like one of the
- 1:22:59Speaker 2: worst things. I mean, think about that. I mean, I
- 1:23:02Speaker 2: guess you could make her a pedophile and get shot
- 1:23:04Speaker 2: during a raid or something. There's another one of these
- 1:23:07Speaker 2: incidents that I just recently stumbled across with comedian T.J. Miller. Oh, yeah.
- 1:23:11Speaker 2: That guy made everybody hate him quick. And he has
- 1:23:15Speaker 2: a reputation out in Hollywood, but I'll still stand on
- 1:23:18Speaker 2: the hill and be like, dude, put a microphone in
- 1:23:21Speaker 2: his hand at a comedy club. He's going to destroy.
- 1:23:23Speaker 2: With that said, him and Michael Bay. I believe did
- 1:23:27Speaker 2: not exactly get along for the Transformers series. I heard
- 1:23:32Speaker 2: he had some issues with Deadpool as well. Yes. Or
- 1:23:35Speaker 2: maybe it was, it was one of the big Marvel
- 1:23:38Speaker 2: movies is that he, but his death is just very
- 1:23:42Speaker 2: over the top in the movie.
- 1:23:43Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 1:23:44Speaker 2: So yeah, it's kind of wild. It was Deadpool. They
- 1:23:47Speaker 2: could have, they could have made her like have a
- 1:23:48Speaker 2: parachuting accident. They could have done anything really.
- 1:23:51Speaker 21: Right.
- 1:23:51Speaker 3: You know, I mean, and they wrote her off as
- 1:23:53Speaker 3: an OD. I think that's a shot. It feels like
- 1:23:54Speaker 3: that to me anyway. But, I mean, Deb could be 100% right.
- 1:23:57Speaker 3: I mean, because that would be representative of what people
- 1:23:59Speaker 3: do deal with sometimes. You know, work injury.
- 1:24:02Speaker 2: We know somebody. I know somebody close to me who
- 1:24:04Speaker 2: did a situation like that. Work injury. started taking meds
- 1:24:08Speaker 2: to maintain that, became an addict, lost everything.
- 1:24:10Speaker 4: Well, somebody did text us at 77031. They played her
- 1:24:14Speaker 4: as addicted to painkillers from knee pain and all of that.
- 1:24:17Speaker 4: And they also played a little bit of political stuff
- 1:24:19Speaker 4: in there as well.
- 1:24:20Speaker 2: Oh, really?
- 1:24:20Speaker 4: I didn't watch it.
- 1:24:21Speaker 2: Double correction. It was Transformers. Was it really? Kill me, Jack.
- 1:24:26Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:24:27Speaker 3: So I tease going into the break that there is
- 1:24:30Speaker 3: a show that Netflix is rebooting, and it is going
- 1:24:32Speaker 3: to be a show that kind of picks up where
- 1:24:34Speaker 3: the old show left off. Now, I don't know how
- 1:24:36Speaker 3: many people watch this. I know it was very popular
- 1:24:38Speaker 3: because the show itself was a spinoff.
- 1:24:41Speaker 2: Whoa. Brian and Mindy. Primarily African-American cast. Martin. The Jeffersons. Well,
- 1:24:48Speaker 2: all of those are great guests. Martin is a great guest.
- 1:24:51Speaker 2: More current than the Jeffersons.
- 1:24:56Speaker 4: Cosby show?
- 1:24:58Speaker 2: With Dr. Huxtables? What was the spinoff from that, though?
- 1:25:01Speaker 2: Lisa Bonet, right?
- 1:25:02Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:25:03Speaker 2: What was that show? I think this is the right one.
- 1:25:04Speaker 2: I hope I have it right. Us too.
- 1:25:07Speaker 4: Not Punky Brewster.
- 1:25:08Speaker 8: No, no.
- 1:25:09Speaker 2: Lisa Bonet's show after that. I don't remember what it
- 1:25:11Speaker 2: was called. Family Matters?
- 1:25:12Speaker 14: No.
- 1:25:13Speaker 1: No.
- 1:25:13Speaker 2: A Different World?
- 1:25:14Speaker 6: Ah.
- 1:25:15Speaker 2: Is that it? Yeah, I think it is. Yeah, it's
- 1:25:17Speaker 2: A Different World. Jada Pinkett Smith was on the show
- 1:25:19Speaker 2: as well, right? I want to check that out.
- 1:25:22Speaker 3: I think this is a 90s, late 90s show, maybe
- 1:25:24Speaker 3: early 2000s. So it's A Different World, which was a
- 1:25:26Speaker 3: spinoff of The Cosbys. And it was on the air
- 1:25:29Speaker 3: for maybe seven or eight years or whatever. They're bringing
- 1:25:32Speaker 3: that back, and they're just basically using some of the
- 1:25:34Speaker 3: old cast members and kind of rebooting it. Now, look,
- 1:25:37Speaker 3: I don't care anything about A Different World. I never
- 1:25:38Speaker 3: was that fan of that. I wasn't really a fan
- 1:25:40Speaker 3: of Cosby either. A Cosby show I enjoyed. Yeah, I
- 1:25:44Speaker 3: never got.
- 1:25:44Speaker 2: Into any of that.
- 1:25:45Speaker 3: Really, to be honest with you, I was out of
- 1:25:46Speaker 3: sitcom world during that time anyway, so... I'd lost my
- 1:25:50Speaker 3: verb for sitcoms. But my question is, what show do
- 1:25:53Speaker 3: you like that for? What show would you like to
- 1:25:55Speaker 3: see right now that they would pick up where they
- 1:25:58Speaker 3: left off, where the show ended, and kind of move
- 1:26:01Speaker 3: on into a next chapter of what the characters there
- 1:26:05Speaker 3: would have done?
- 1:26:05Speaker 2: For me, one of the first ones was Sopranos. Yeah,
- 1:26:08Speaker 2: I was just thinking that.
- 1:26:10Speaker 3: Sopranos because of the way it ended. And I think
- 1:26:12Speaker 3: that has the biggest part of it is, how do
- 1:26:14Speaker 3: those shows end? If they end really mysteriously like Sopranos did,
- 1:26:20Speaker 3: you wonder, what does the wife do after that? Do
- 1:26:22Speaker 3: the kids turn into, are they targeted because they were
- 1:26:25Speaker 3: with Soprano and his family? I mean, what would have happened?
- 1:26:27Speaker 3: I think that would be a good show. Does the
- 1:26:29Speaker 3: kid take over for Tony? Does he grow up in
- 1:26:31Speaker 3: the business? Stuff like that.
- 1:26:33Speaker 2: I think it also offers something for writers to kind
- 1:26:36Speaker 2: of bite into. Well, I know– oh, man.
- 1:26:40Speaker 11: Friends?
- 1:26:41Speaker 2: Malcolm in the Middle is about to do this.
- 1:26:43Speaker 8: Are they really?
- 1:26:43Speaker 2: Or they just did.
- 1:26:45Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:26:45Speaker 4: They're all grown up now.
- 1:26:47Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:26:47Speaker 4: And you see Malcolm like in a suit and tie.
- 1:26:50Speaker 4: King of the Hill is the same thing. Now Bobby–
- 1:26:52Speaker 4: I mean his parents are catching Bobby having sex.
- 1:26:54Speaker 2: Oh, really? Yeah. Frankie Munoz in that one you were
- 1:26:57Speaker 2: talking about, right?
- 1:26:58Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:26:59Speaker 2: And he's going to be in the new show?
- 1:27:00Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:27:00Speaker 2: He's like a race car driver now. Mm-hmm.
- 1:27:02Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:27:02Speaker 4: I wonder if Brian, is Brian Cranston going to be
- 1:27:04Speaker 4: part of it as well?
- 1:27:05Speaker 2: Die. And James Merrick.
- 1:27:07Speaker 17: Yeah.
- 1:27:07Speaker 2: I can't imagine Cranston's doing it. That guy's like a
- 1:27:09Speaker 2: massive star, but I guess work is work. I don't know.
- 1:27:12Speaker 4: Plus, that was, you know.
- 1:27:14Speaker 2: He seems like the kind of guy who would do it.
- 1:27:17Speaker 2: He bounces around and does fun stuff. Yeah, I would
- 1:27:20Speaker 2: kind of agree with that.
- 1:27:21Speaker 21: Yeah.
- 1:27:21Speaker 3: Yeah, I got to tell you, man, this Matthew Rhys guy,
- 1:27:24Speaker 3: I've seen more and more interviews with him lately. I
- 1:27:26Speaker 3: can't wait to see him in anything now. I hope
- 1:27:28Speaker 3: they do reboot Widow's Bay and we can get a
- 1:27:30Speaker 3: second season. I think they already committed to it. Is
- 1:27:32Speaker 3: he going to be the Riddler in the Batman movies?
- 1:27:34Speaker 2: No, I haven't heard that, dude. I haven't heard that
- 1:27:36Speaker 2: at all. Yeah. Oh, he would be really good if so.
- 1:27:39Speaker 2: Cranston's in it, by the way. The only person who's
- 1:27:41Speaker 2: not in it is Dewey. Oh, why is he alive?
- 1:27:46Speaker 21: No, yeah.
- 1:27:47Speaker 4: I believe he's facing some legal problem.
- 1:27:50Speaker 2: Oh, Dewey. Who played him? He was the little kid. Oh, really?
- 1:27:54Speaker 2: He's got child actor problems?
- 1:27:56Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:27:56Speaker 2: I think he's following up with that prophecy. I think
- 1:27:59Speaker 2: you could do this with friends. And again, writing-wise, because
- 1:28:02Speaker 2: they kind of paired up. You kind of visit them
- 1:28:05Speaker 2: after the case and you have three different shows you
- 1:28:07Speaker 2: can do or you have three different scenarios you could
- 1:28:09Speaker 2: write for. Well, you got to get the actors on
- 1:28:12Speaker 2: board with that. Like Full House, they did it. Right, right, right.
- 1:28:15Speaker 2: Fuller House. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if there's
- 1:28:17Speaker 2: any good or any of them worth a damn.
- 1:28:20Speaker 3: When you pick them up, I think you also have
- 1:28:22Speaker 3: to have a show that has some vibes going out.
- 1:28:25Speaker 2: Like, again, I don't think you could do it with Seinfeld.
- 1:28:28Speaker 2: I mean, he would never do it again. He wouldn't
- 1:28:29Speaker 2: do the show when he was on the air. They
- 1:28:32Speaker 2: were going to pay him $ 5 million a season. I mean,
- 1:28:33Speaker 2: he could. Last time we saw him, they were all
- 1:28:35Speaker 2: in a jail cell together.
- 1:28:37Speaker 8: Oh, really?
- 1:28:37Speaker 4: Such a stupid ending.
- 1:28:38Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't see that. I didn't see the ending
- 1:28:40Speaker 2: of Seinfeld.
- 1:28:40Speaker 4: What about Dexter? I mean, I know they have done
- 1:28:42Speaker 4: a couple of reboots, but.
- 1:28:44Speaker 2: They did reboot him. They rebooted him for an entire season.
- 1:28:47Speaker 2: They killed him, brought him back.
- 1:28:49Speaker 3: And they brought all the people back, like all the
- 1:28:51Speaker 3: old people he'd killed. They made cameos as apparitions in
- 1:28:56Speaker 3: his memory and stuff.
- 1:28:57Speaker 2: Wait, you're not a Seinfeld guy? Not a Seinfeld guy, buddy.
- 1:29:00Speaker 2: Are you a Friends guy? Yeah, I watched it because
- 1:29:02Speaker 2: of my wife. Oh, is he immediately on the defense? Yeah,
- 1:29:05Speaker 2: after it had already ended. Look, I choose to watch
- 1:29:09Speaker 2: it now in the replays. There's a channel that plays
- 1:29:11Speaker 2: Friends all day long. And occasionally we'll kind of tune
- 1:29:14Speaker 2: in and watch a couple old episodes of Friends. I
- 1:29:15Speaker 2: think the writing's good. I just never, I never, I'm
- 1:29:18Speaker 2: not a big fan of Jerry Seinfeld. He seems like
- 1:29:20Speaker 2: a douchebag. All right. So it's hard for me to
- 1:29:23Speaker 2: kind of get it, to find him funny because he
- 1:29:25Speaker 2: seems like such a dick. Texter says, I assume they're
- 1:29:28Speaker 2: talking about Malcolm in the Middle kid. It says no
- 1:29:30Speaker 2: legal problems. He just stopped acting. He didn't want to
- 1:29:32Speaker 2: be in the spotlight anymore. I'll be damned.
- 1:29:34Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm thinking of a different one. I think I'm
- 1:29:36Speaker 4: thinking from Tool Time.
- 1:29:37Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:29:38Speaker 2: Oh, Tim Allen?
- 1:29:38Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 1:29:39Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:29:39Speaker 3: I would think that they also rebooted that, did they not?
- 1:29:42Speaker 3: Can I say a cartoon to answer your question?
- 1:29:45Speaker 2: I think that's even more exciting. Are you going to
- 1:29:47Speaker 2: make fun of me, though? Yes, probably. Yeah, definitely. No
- 1:29:50Speaker 2: matter what you say. Back in 1992, one of my
- 1:29:53Speaker 2: favorite animated series happened, and it was my introduction to cartoon, Batman,
- 1:29:58Speaker 2: the animated series, that just gothic art direction. I just
- 1:30:03Speaker 2: wish I had more episodes of that. But I think
- 1:30:05Speaker 2: they ran through all the villains.
- 1:30:06Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:30:07Speaker 3: And I just looked to the right, and actually the
- 1:30:08Speaker 3: one that I see on the texting service is one
- 1:30:10Speaker 3: of the first I thought of when I saw the story,
- 1:30:13Speaker 3: and it's the X-Files. And I think now with the
- 1:30:16Speaker 3: rebooted kind of UFO vibes that are going on right
- 1:30:19Speaker 3: now out of the White House. I thought they're doing that.
- 1:30:21Speaker 4: They're getting ready.
- 1:30:22Speaker 2: Oh, I did not know that.
- 1:30:23Speaker 4: There's an X-Files reboot. With Julian Anderson and David Duchovny? No.
- 1:30:27Speaker 2: They're affiliated but not starring.
- 1:30:30Speaker 4: Yeah, they're not the detectives this time. They're like directors
- 1:30:33Speaker 4: or something? They say fans of the series will love
- 1:30:36Speaker 4: the people that are taking over for the next paranormal thing.
- 1:30:40Speaker 2: It's weird that they don't– I guess I'm sitting here
- 1:30:42Speaker 2: saying I'm learning that they are doing this in TV,
- 1:30:44Speaker 2: but we've done this in the movie world so much,
- 1:30:47Speaker 2: kind of done these reboots and re-ups of movie ideas
- 1:30:52Speaker 2: that I was like, this is one of the first
- 1:30:53Speaker 2: ones I remember from television, but you guys are right.
- 1:30:55Speaker 2: There's a bunch of them out there. What was the–
- 1:30:58Speaker 2: Star of X-Files. What was the name? Julian Anderson. David Duchovny.
- 1:31:01Speaker 2: David Duchovny. That guy. I just saw an interview with him,
- 1:31:04Speaker 2: and he just confessed to his co-star. He goes, hey,
- 1:31:07Speaker 2: I just want to let you know that every phone
- 1:31:09Speaker 2: call we ever had on the show, there was another
- 1:31:13Speaker 2: person on the other line feeding my lines.
- 1:31:15Speaker 17: Oh, really?
- 1:31:16Speaker 2: And it was a big inside joke on set because
- 1:31:19Speaker 2: she memorized every line.
- 1:31:22Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:31:23Speaker 2: And that he kind of trolled her by going, how
- 1:31:25Speaker 2: is he so good at this? And it's because he
- 1:31:27Speaker 2: was actually on a phone call.
- 1:31:28Speaker 3: You know what's really unique about that show? I just
- 1:31:30Speaker 3: saw them doing an interview. God, I'm so clueless sometimes.
- 1:31:32Speaker 3: Maybe they were actually doing the interview because they were rebooting.
- 1:31:35Speaker 3: Did you see the effect of the X-Files? Do you
- 1:31:38Speaker 3: remember what happened?
- 1:31:38Speaker 2: What happened? Do you remember, Jack? Yeah, after the.
- 1:31:42Speaker 3: X-Files, there was a movie I saw. Yeah, there was
- 1:31:45Speaker 3: a thing called the Scully Effect. There was a massive
- 1:31:48Speaker 3: influx of women going into the forensic science field.
- 1:31:52Speaker 2: Oh, that's cool.
- 1:31:53Speaker 3: And going into those fields of investigation, joining the FBI,
- 1:31:56Speaker 3: trying to get into the CIA, NSA, and all those fields.
- 1:31:59Speaker 3: Women didn't really feel invited into that world anymore. Until
- 1:32:03Speaker 3: they saw Scully. And by the way, she was only
- 1:32:05Speaker 3: like 26 years old when she was making that show,
- 1:32:07Speaker 3: playing like a 35-year-old. I believe she lied to the
- 1:32:10Speaker 3: producers because she had a little bit more of a
- 1:32:12Speaker 3: mature look to her. But she was only in her
- 1:32:14Speaker 3: mid-20s doing that.
- 1:32:16Speaker 2: That's the power of representation, even when it's fiction. Right, yeah, 100%.
- 1:32:21Speaker 2: But just seeing someone do something, letting you know, oh, well,
- 1:32:24Speaker 2: I can do that.
- 1:32:25Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:32:26Speaker 2: There's not too much fiction when you're eight years old. Right. Exactly.
- 1:32:30Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:32:30Speaker 2: I want to be that.
- 1:32:31Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:32:32Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:32:33Speaker 3: And look, what a great role model because the show
- 1:32:35Speaker 3: was really good. I loved the X-Files. I think I
- 1:32:38Speaker 3: watched the first three seasons and never missed an episode.
- 1:32:41Speaker 2: Texter points out one that Deb was rooting for, but
- 1:32:44Speaker 2: then went away again. Also connected with Dolly Parton. I
- 1:32:47Speaker 2: learned as well, the Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
- 1:32:50Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:32:50Speaker 4: I mean, and Sarah Michelle Gellar was back. You had
- 1:32:53Speaker 4: so many of the original characters.
- 1:32:54Speaker 1: Right.
- 1:32:55Speaker 4: And then for some reason, I guess the studio just
- 1:32:57Speaker 4: didn't like the script. They didn't like where the characters
- 1:33:00Speaker 4: were going. And they just shelved it. I mean, they
- 1:33:02Speaker 4: just pulled the plug completely on that project.
- 1:33:05Speaker 2: I think my wife would love that show as well.
- 1:33:06Speaker 2: You think with all the different options now, whether it's– well,
- 1:33:10Speaker 2: I guess they're all becoming one again. But there might
- 1:33:14Speaker 2: be a studio opportunity to do that.
- 1:33:16Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:33:16Speaker 2: If they're not just sitting on the rights to it.
- 1:33:18Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:33:18Speaker 3: And I would think that if you're a writer in
- 1:33:20Speaker 3: Hollywood or you're a studio and you're considering one of
- 1:33:22Speaker 3: these reboots, I think the– How many members of the
- 1:33:25Speaker 3: cast being alive or relevant anymore would also come into play, right?
- 1:33:28Speaker 2: Like somebody just typed in Cheers, which was a brilliant show.
- 1:33:32Speaker 2: It was. It was absolutely brilliant.
- 1:33:34Speaker 3: But I don't know that that cast, you know, you're
- 1:33:37Speaker 3: Ted Danson.
- 1:33:38Speaker 2: And your George went. Well, George died. Yeah, George is dead.
- 1:33:42Speaker 2: Uncle to Jason Sudeikis. That's right. You have Kelsey Grammer
- 1:33:47Speaker 2: still with us. You can do him. I mean, life
- 1:33:49Speaker 2: would be great for me and an entire millennial generation
- 1:33:54Speaker 2: if we could pick up right where I believe season
- 1:33:57Speaker 2: five of The Office, not six or seven. I could
- 1:34:03Speaker 2: feel a generation just feel like a weighted blanket. Yeah,
- 1:34:06Speaker 2: when Steve Carell, I mean, that show ended without Steve
- 1:34:09Speaker 2: Carell really being a part of it for those last
- 1:34:11Speaker 2: two seasons, and it just felt like we were naked
- 1:34:13Speaker 2: watching it. Like, where'd dad go? Where's the funny dad?
- 1:34:17Speaker 4: I'm almost scared to say this one just because of
- 1:34:20Speaker 4: how real to life it was. It was like, wait
- 1:34:22Speaker 4: a minute, how did you guys predict this stuff was
- 1:34:24Speaker 4: going to happen but 24?
- 1:34:26Speaker 2: Oh, with Kiefer Sutherland?
- 1:34:27Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:34:28Speaker 4: Remember how the episode would come out or like the
- 1:34:30Speaker 4: week before there'd be like some catastrophe and they're like, hey, oops.
- 1:34:34Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. I used to watch that all the time.
- 1:34:36Speaker 2: Please stop that. Was it good? I think I saw
- 1:34:38Speaker 2: one episode of that show, but I'm not a big keeper.
- 1:34:40Speaker 2: I thought it was awesome. Yeah, it was great. And
- 1:34:42Speaker 2: that was the one where it was real time, so
- 1:34:44Speaker 2: an hour was an hour. Right, right, right. And so
- 1:34:47Speaker 2: that was kind of the gimmick to it. 24 was
- 1:34:49Speaker 2: 24 hours, right? That was the whole idea? Everything happened
- 1:34:52Speaker 2: in one day? One day. He can't do 24, but
- 1:34:54Speaker 2: he can do raw screaming pivot. I don't get it.
- 1:34:57Speaker 2: He's a bookend guy. All right.
- 1:34:58Speaker 6: 407-916-1041.
- 1:34:58Speaker 2: Text us 77031. Back in a sec with more of
- 1:35:01Speaker 2: the Jim Colbert Show. Stay put. We'll be right back.
- 1:35:08Speaker 11: Calvert Crew, it's Sarah.
- 1:35:10Speaker 8: Hello.
- 1:35:10Speaker 11: Wow, it is raining. Anyway, I just got out of
- 1:35:12Speaker 11: work and I heard a caller talk some crap about doodles.
- 1:35:17Speaker 11: By the way, I have his back because I worked
- 1:35:19Speaker 11: at two different animal clinics. I will tell you right now,
- 1:35:22Speaker 11: doodles are absolutely dumb. Every doodle I feel like has
- 1:35:25Speaker 11: been dropped on their head because they are not mentally there.
- 1:35:28Speaker 11: Not even cute like an orange cat with the one
- 1:35:29Speaker 11: brain cell. They are just dumb animals. All the skin problems,
- 1:35:33Speaker 11: all the belly problems, all the special diet food prescription.
- 1:35:37Speaker 6: It's awful.
- 1:35:39Speaker 9: Aw.
- 1:35:39Speaker 6: Damn.
- 1:35:40Speaker 2: Come on. Good afternoon, Colbert Carew.
- 1:35:44Speaker 24: Okay, so a show that I do believe could use
- 1:35:46Speaker 24: some more finality and actually quite a bit of explaining
- 1:35:50Speaker 24: still is Lost, because that whole show was weird and whack,
- 1:35:56Speaker 24: but awesome. But, you know, speaking of being lost, Jimmy,
- 1:36:00Speaker 24: you know if you're in the Army and you lose
- 1:36:02Speaker 24: your rifle, they'll charge you $ 85?
- 1:36:03Speaker 7: Here we go.
- 1:36:05Speaker 24: But also, that explains why captains in.
- 1:36:08Speaker 2: The Navy go down with their ship. Big T out.
- 1:36:11Speaker 2: It would be very expensive. Yeah.
- 1:36:18Speaker 8: I got two interesting deaths from TV. Edith Blunker on
- 1:36:23Speaker 8: All in the Family. No idea how she got whacked.
- 1:36:29Speaker 8: And then Adrian on the Rocky series.
- 1:36:32Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Hold up for a second. Help me out
- 1:36:34Speaker 2: on this one. All right, man. They killed off Edith
- 1:36:36Speaker 2: during that show? They didn't, did they? I don't remember that. Yeah,
- 1:36:40Speaker 2: because she was still alive and acting, but when Archie
- 1:36:44Speaker 2: came back, I think he was a widow. I don't
- 1:36:47Speaker 2: know why. Yeah, that's wild. I do not remember that.
- 1:36:50Speaker 3: My dad was a gigantic fan of All in the family,
- 1:36:53Speaker 3: which is kind of wild.
- 1:36:54Speaker 2: For the right reasons? Because he was Archie Bunker. I
- 1:36:58Speaker 2: think he thought it was a bio. That's what I think.
- 1:37:01Speaker 2: Welcome back. I'm Jim. Deb, Jack, and Ross are here
- 1:37:03Speaker 2: as well. Don't be groundbreaking. Ross, in about 30 minutes,
- 1:37:06Speaker 2: has a HHN, Halloween Horror Nights, preview for Ross Thoughts.
- 1:37:11Speaker 2: I've done all the houses, and yes, Edith Bunker did die.
- 1:37:15Speaker 2: It says that the story... It was revealed, excuse me,
- 1:37:19Speaker 2: that Edith died off camera from a stroke. No way. See,
- 1:37:24Speaker 2: I mean, I think that this is going to sound crazy.
- 1:37:26Speaker 2: Season two premiere.
- 1:37:27Speaker 3: I don't mean any disrespect for this, but, you know,
- 1:37:31Speaker 3: if you're going to go out in a TV show
- 1:37:32Speaker 3: and be written off the show, I think that's one
- 1:37:34Speaker 3: of the better ways to do it, right? Like a
- 1:37:36Speaker 3: natural kind of occurrence, whether it be heart attack or
- 1:37:38Speaker 3: stroke or something like that. I still believe that having.
- 1:37:41Speaker 2: The character O.D., even in the context of trying to
- 1:37:44Speaker 2: make a statement about it, is still kind of a
- 1:37:46Speaker 2: wild take, you know? So Gene Stapleton played Edith for
- 1:37:50Speaker 2: nine seasons on All in the Family. They brought it.
- 1:37:53Speaker 2: Then the show transformed into Archie Bunker's place. That's right.
- 1:37:57Speaker 2: And she's like, I'm done. I'm done with this character.
- 1:38:01Speaker 2: And then Carol O'Connor, who played Archie, actually dealt with
- 1:38:05Speaker 2: some personal stuff. I guess his son had some dependency
- 1:38:08Speaker 2: issues and was a complete nightmare his entire career. I
- 1:38:10Speaker 2: think Carol Burnett also went through the same thing. So
- 1:38:14Speaker 2: it was a spinoff that she got killed off. Yes.
- 1:38:17Speaker 2: But she agreed to appear in a few of the
- 1:38:20Speaker 2: early episodes to help that transition. Yeah. I saw she
- 1:38:24Speaker 2: popped up on an episode of Everyone Loves Raymond. That's
- 1:38:28Speaker 2: one that when it comes online. TV land or whatever, the,
- 1:38:31Speaker 2: the me TV or cozy I'll watch. That was a
- 1:38:35Speaker 2: really well-written show. Very well done. And there, I mean,
- 1:38:38Speaker 2: really good. There is one, and this is a, I'll
- 1:38:41Speaker 2: find it for what you do. I got to write
- 1:38:43Speaker 2: it down. I'm going to save this one for what
- 1:38:44Speaker 2: you do.
- 1:38:45Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:38:45Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:38:46Speaker 3: Yeah, the other thing, too, is in that show, if
- 1:38:47Speaker 3: you talk about legend Hollywood stuff from our era, and
- 1:38:53Speaker 3: if you guys out there are a little bit younger
- 1:38:54Speaker 3: and you haven't seen the movie Young Frankenstein, let me
- 1:38:56Speaker 3: tell you, it's one of Mel Brooks' genius movies. It
- 1:39:02Speaker 3: is so unbelievably funny, one of the most unique movies
- 1:39:05Speaker 3: you'll ever see. It is painfully relevant still to this day.
- 1:39:09Speaker 3: And who was the actor who played... who played Frankenstein
- 1:39:13Speaker 3: or the monster in that movie. Oh, Peter Boyle, who
- 1:39:16Speaker 3: was the dad in Everyone Loves Raymond. I turned into
- 1:39:19Speaker 3: Everyone Loves Raymond the first time, and I'm like, oh,
- 1:39:21Speaker 3: that's Frankenstein. Yeah, it's kind of wild how that crew
- 1:39:25Speaker 3: came together, but everybody on that show had game, dude.
- 1:39:28Speaker 3: Every character was super funny. Brad Garrett was funny. Of course,
- 1:39:31Speaker 3: Raymond's funny. The parents were funny.
- 1:39:35Speaker 2: It was great. I got a Snapple fact about Everybody
- 1:39:38Speaker 2: Loves Raymond. It's the title of the movie. Do you
- 1:39:42Speaker 2: know how our title of the show, Everybody Loves Raymond,
- 1:39:45Speaker 2: do you know how they got to that? I do
- 1:39:46Speaker 2: not know that. I know he was like the original
- 1:39:48Speaker 2: Nate Bargatze. Well, it's a real-life story with Raymond's real-life
- 1:39:52Speaker 2: brother and that his brother, who's a police officer... was
- 1:39:56Speaker 2: kind of joking around and saying that, oh, everybody loves Raymond,
- 1:40:00Speaker 2: the comedian. Everybody loves Raymond. Raymond told Phil Rosenthal that story.
- 1:40:06Speaker 2: He loved it so much that Phil Rosenthal told the producers,
- 1:40:10Speaker 2: all the bigwigs, we're naming the show Everybody Loves Raymond.
- 1:40:13Speaker 2: Raymond sees the damn title of the show and he's like, what?
- 1:40:17Speaker 4: And his brother is a police officer in the show.
- 1:40:20Speaker 2: In the show. And so he goes ahead and starts
- 1:40:22Speaker 2: going like, we have to change the title. There's no
- 1:40:24Speaker 2: way this is going to work. You can't. And in
- 1:40:27Speaker 2: his defense, I completely get it. As a comedian, you
- 1:40:30Speaker 2: don't want the host bringing you up as, ladies and gentlemen,
- 1:40:33Speaker 2: the single greatest comedian to ever watch this show. And
- 1:40:37Speaker 2: if you name your show, Everybody Loves Raymond. It kind
- 1:40:40Speaker 2: of feels like you're setting yourself up for awkward failure.
- 1:40:44Speaker 2: But his personality on the show kind of made that
- 1:40:46Speaker 2: a joke in itself.
- 1:40:47Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 1:40:48Speaker 3: Because he was kind of a, not a curmudgeon, but
- 1:40:50Speaker 3: he was kind of a whiner. A funny kind of
- 1:40:52Speaker 3: whiner on the show.
- 1:40:53Speaker 2: You nailed it. It's exactly why I would think Phil
- 1:40:56Speaker 2: Rosenthal pulled the trigger on naming the show that, because
- 1:40:59Speaker 2: everybody loves Raymond, and then you hear and see that.
- 1:41:03Speaker 4: Guy, and you're like, yeah, no. Patricia Heaton deserves an award.
- 1:41:09Speaker 2: But yeah, there's your little sample fact of Everybody Loves Raymond.
- 1:41:12Speaker 2: He hated the title. That's so funny.
- 1:41:13Speaker 3: By the way, somebody texted in earlier, what we're talking
- 1:41:15Speaker 3: about is Netflix is rebooting A Different World, and they're
- 1:41:19Speaker 3: basically just picking up where it left off, and we
- 1:41:21Speaker 3: were kind of just Trying to figure out what shows
- 1:41:24Speaker 3: you could do that with. Somebody said Married with Children,
- 1:41:27Speaker 3: which you could do because Ed O'Neill is still with us.
- 1:41:30Speaker 3: Katie Segal is still with us. Now, of course, the
- 1:41:32Speaker 3: Christina Applegate thing would be weird, but I think that
- 1:41:35Speaker 3: also could possibly be a storyline. She still acts. Yeah,
- 1:41:38Speaker 3: Dave Faustino is still with us and stuff. So, I mean,
- 1:41:41Speaker 3: they could actually do that program. and still kind of
- 1:41:44Speaker 3: pick up. I don't know what they would do with it.
- 1:41:46Speaker 3: I don't know how they'd write it. But I think
- 1:41:47Speaker 3: that comedy would still play now. I think it went
- 1:41:50Speaker 3: through a period where it would not play, and right
- 1:41:51Speaker 3: now it would still play.
- 1:41:52Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:41:52Speaker 3: Because we're in the Pat McAfee world. So you can
- 1:41:55Speaker 3: still kind of do that bro comedy, and it's still
- 1:41:57Speaker 3: kind of, you know, it's not.
- 1:42:01Speaker 2: Looked down on anymore.
- 1:42:02Speaker 4: What about bringing back Taxi?
- 1:42:04Speaker 2: Oh, man. That was such a good show. God almighty.
- 1:42:07Speaker 2: That even jumped networks. It was so good. It wasn't
- 1:42:10Speaker 2: getting the ratings, but someone recognized, oh, no, that's a
- 1:42:15Speaker 2: really good show.
- 1:42:15Speaker 3: You talk about some of the most unique characters on television.
- 1:42:18Speaker 3: I would say also... Oh, Barney's. Barney Miller. Yeah, some
- 1:42:23Speaker 3: other unbelievable characters. But, man, you're talking about spawning some big,
- 1:42:28Speaker 3: big stars. Man, Taxi spawned some. You could look at
- 1:42:32Speaker 3: all the shows and say, what show, post that show,
- 1:42:36Speaker 3: had the most successful cast?
- 1:42:38Speaker 2: And taxi ain't far, buddy.
- 1:42:39Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:42:40Speaker 4: I mean, taxi, soap, bosom buddies.
- 1:42:42Speaker 2: Andy Kaufman went on to be an icon, a comedy legend. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
- 1:42:46Speaker 2: Danny DeVito, Christopher Lloyd, Judge Hirsch, Mary Lou Henner, Tony Danza,
- 1:42:52Speaker 2: and then Kenickie, Jeff Conway. Yeah, yeah, dude. All of
- 1:42:56Speaker 2: those guys went on to have massive careers after that.
- 1:42:59Speaker 2: This conversation saddens me a little bit.
- 1:43:01Speaker 7: Why's that?
- 1:43:02Speaker 2: Because we don't do this anymore. What do you mean?
- 1:43:04Speaker 2: We don't do this anymore. Like write shows like that? No,
- 1:43:08Speaker 2: we do, but what we're doing right now... Talking about it?
- 1:43:11Speaker 2: doesn't happen anymore because there's no... There's no more 80 channels. Yeah.
- 1:43:17Speaker 2: So did you see that thing last night? No, that
- 1:43:19Speaker 2: doesn't happen anymore. And it's weird that we have, we're
- 1:43:24Speaker 2: so oversaturated with entertainment options and it's such a, I
- 1:43:29Speaker 2: heard this term recently, bubble gum dystopia. I don't know
- 1:43:32Speaker 2: what that means. Oh man, we're on its way. That's where,
- 1:43:36Speaker 2: but it just, it, we are being, we're just being,
- 1:43:41Speaker 2: Back in the day, it was so much more community
- 1:43:44Speaker 2: and more of a conversation that we saw the same thing.
- 1:43:47Speaker 2: You saw Seinfeld last night. You saw Friends last night.
- 1:43:51Speaker 2: And just right now, I don't know if it's by
- 1:43:53Speaker 2: design or just by money-making, capitalistic ways. That's what I'm
- 1:43:56Speaker 2: leaning on.
- 1:43:57Speaker 4: So bubblegum dystopia is a sci-fi concept where a corporate-ruled
- 1:44:01Speaker 4: future is masked in bright, candy-colored, hyper-consumerist aesthetics.
- 1:44:06Speaker 17: Yeah, bro.
- 1:44:07Speaker 2: You mean now. I mean now. And if you want
- 1:44:10Speaker 2: to go down a wormhole, bubblegum dystopia, and just seeing,
- 1:44:14Speaker 2: hearing this makes me go like, God, you just don't
- 1:44:19Speaker 2: know the good times when you're in them. People are
- 1:44:22Speaker 2: texting Night Court. Now, they did bring that back. They did.
- 1:44:25Speaker 2: Because he died, Harry Anderson. And also- I know I didn't.
- 1:44:31Speaker 2: Did you mention Tony Danza? Yeah, Tony Danza. Oh, yeah,
- 1:44:34Speaker 2: you mentioned him. You just mentioned him.
- 1:44:36Speaker 3: Look, I'm sitting here thinking while Ross is talking. I mean,
- 1:44:39Speaker 3: is there a cast more successful after the show ended
- 1:44:43Speaker 3: than Taxi?
- 1:44:44Speaker 2: I mean, look at Cheers.
- 1:44:45Speaker 3: George Wendt had a little show that died. Cliff Clavin
- 1:44:48Speaker 3: or John Ratzenberger did a little something, but it didn't
- 1:44:51Speaker 3: go anywhere.
- 1:44:52Speaker 2: Kelsey Grammer flew.
- 1:44:53Speaker 7: I mean.
- 1:44:54Speaker 2: David Hyde Pierce was also on that show, was he not? Well,
- 1:44:57Speaker 2: he was on Frasier. He wasn't on Cheers. Yeah, but
- 1:45:02Speaker 2: Frasier lasted just as long as Cheers did. I think
- 1:45:04Speaker 2: they were both about eight seasons. Woody Harrelson from Cheers?
- 1:45:07Speaker 4: I mean, think of the 70s and 80s show. That's
- 1:45:09Speaker 4: the movie stars we have today is because we saw
- 1:45:12Speaker 4: Robin Williams as Mark.
- 1:45:14Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right.
- 1:45:14Speaker 4: You know, we if. And that was a spinoff, right?
- 1:45:18Speaker 4: He was on Happy Days. And then he ended up
- 1:45:21Speaker 4: getting work in Mindy.
- 1:45:22Speaker 2: Yeah. And then turned into a, I mean, you can't,
- 1:45:24Speaker 2: you know.
- 1:45:25Speaker 4: I knew watching Bosom Buddies with Tom Hanks.
- 1:45:27Speaker 18: I knew.
- 1:45:28Speaker 4: I said, even as a child, he's going to, we're
- 1:45:30Speaker 4: going to see it. Just like I felt the way.
- 1:45:31Speaker 6: Really?
- 1:45:32Speaker 4: Even like John Travolta, when you saw him in Welcome Back, Cotter,
- 1:45:35Speaker 4: just out of all the kids in that classroom, you
- 1:45:38Speaker 4: just knew you were going to be seeing those three guys.
- 1:45:41Speaker 4: I knew I'm like, yeah, they're going to end up
- 1:45:43Speaker 4: being famous.
- 1:45:43Speaker 3: Dude, by the way, I saw Bronson Pinchot just doing
- 1:45:47Speaker 3: a video on Instagram the other day. My man looks amazing. Like,
- 1:45:52Speaker 3: he looks like he could be a movie star right now.
- 1:45:54Speaker 2: I don't know what. Was he in Soap?
- 1:45:56Speaker 7: How? Who?
- 1:45:57Speaker 2: Bronson Pinchot?
- 1:45:57Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:45:58Speaker 2: Booze and Buddies. Oh, that's right. He was the other guy. No,
- 1:46:00Speaker 2: it wasn't him.
- 1:46:01Speaker 4: No, he was.
- 1:46:02Speaker 2: Let me look it up. No, Bronson Pinchot was Serge
- 1:46:04Speaker 2: in the Beverly Scott movie. But he was also part
- 1:46:08Speaker 2: of a sitcom where I believe.
- 1:46:10Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:46:10Speaker 2: Where they like cross-dressed or something, wasn't it? No, that's
- 1:46:13Speaker 2: Booze and Buddies. But he was in another sitcom, dude. Yeah,
- 1:46:15Speaker 2: he was in the sitcom.
- 1:46:17Speaker 6: You're right.
- 1:46:17Speaker 10: Peter Scolari.
- 1:46:17Speaker 2: Peter Scolari. He was the guy in Bosom Buddies. What
- 1:46:20Speaker 2: was Bronson Pinchot in?
- 1:46:22Speaker 4: Bronson Pinchot. I want to say he was in the...
- 1:46:25Speaker 4: People used to say I look like him. By the way,
- 1:46:28Speaker 4: he improvised a lot of that scene in the furniture
- 1:46:29Speaker 4: store when they met the first time.
- 1:46:31Speaker 6: Oh, yeah?
- 1:46:31Speaker 21: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:46:32Speaker 3: And Eddie Murphy could barely keep it together because he
- 1:46:34Speaker 3: wasn't expecting that wild kind of accent.
- 1:46:37Speaker 2: And, Deb, so you were just saying, like, you kind
- 1:46:40Speaker 2: of could pick up on, like, a star, like, oh, this...
- 1:46:42Speaker 2: You just knew. You just knew?
- 1:46:44Speaker 4: Just from the way that they acted. He just, from
- 1:46:46Speaker 4: Bosom Buddies... You never remembered Peter Scolari's name, but you
- 1:46:50Speaker 4: always remember Tom Hanks.
- 1:46:51Speaker 2: And I ask that question is because that's another thing
- 1:46:54Speaker 2: that I just don't think happens anymore, where someone may
- 1:46:58Speaker 2: look at somebody and go, oh, man, stardom on its way. Instead,
- 1:47:02Speaker 2: it gets it got replaced with, oh, I like this one.
- 1:47:06Speaker 2: I like this channel.
- 1:47:07Speaker 7: By the way.
- 1:47:08Speaker 2: Perfect Strangers is a TV show with Bronson Pinchot.
- 1:47:11Speaker 4: I could see where you look a lot like him.
- 1:47:13Speaker 2: Like, have you done that recently, Deb? Have you seen
- 1:47:15Speaker 2: someone in the making that you were like in the
- 1:47:19Speaker 2: last five years that you're like, oh, total. This is
- 1:47:22Speaker 2: buckle up.
- 1:47:23Speaker 4: The last time I saw that would have been Buffy.
- 1:47:26Speaker 4: Because you had David Boreanaz, who came out of that,
- 1:47:28Speaker 4: and then he ended up having his own spinoff series.
- 1:47:30Speaker 8: Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:47:31Speaker 4: You had Seth Green. I remember Seth Green doing Kodak commercials.
- 1:47:35Speaker 4: Do you guys remember the disposable cameras?
- 1:47:37Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember.
- 1:47:37Speaker 4: I remember seeing the commercial and going, that kid we're
- 1:47:40Speaker 4: going to see somewhere else.
- 1:47:41Speaker 3: So what's the show– if Taxi's one of those, what's
- 1:47:44Speaker 3: the show that has the most success and then nobody
- 1:47:47Speaker 3: did anything after it?
- 1:47:48Speaker 2: I mean– First of all, I would say SNL, but
- 1:47:51Speaker 2: I don't think that counts. No, it doesn't count because
- 1:47:53Speaker 2: that's a rotating cast.
- 1:47:55Speaker 3: Even with Married with Children, Katie Segal went on to
- 1:47:57Speaker 3: have a massive career.
- 1:47:58Speaker 2: Ed O'Neill did. Yeah, Ed O'Neill as well.
- 1:48:00Speaker 4: I mean, none of the stars, I mean, outside of
- 1:48:03Speaker 4: the Scream franchise, but that was filmed during.
- 1:48:05Speaker 2: It took a while, but they finally all kind of
- 1:48:08Speaker 2: took off. I mean, they've all been working steady.
- 1:48:11Speaker 4: Yeah, but I can't name any of their projects that
- 1:48:14Speaker 4: they're working on.
- 1:48:14Speaker 2: Yeah, Schwimmer, I think he's the one who did the
- 1:48:16Speaker 2: lease afterwards, right? Madagascar is not.
- 1:48:20Speaker 4: Leased yeah matt leblanc he's not wrong jimmy jesus nobody
- 1:48:24Speaker 4: else could be the giraffe thank you dude you.
- 1:48:26Speaker 2: Don't understand i clearly said swimmer that's not what we're
- 1:48:31Speaker 2: arguing i know that's the problem he was in band
- 1:48:34Speaker 2: of brothers yeah at least the first one yeah yeah
- 1:48:37Speaker 2: but uh there's a sequel i Come on, man. He's
- 1:48:45Speaker 2: at the first one. We're begging. Okay, so Band of Brothers,
- 1:48:52Speaker 2: by the way, the greatest cinema made about World War II,
- 1:48:56Speaker 2: and it's a 10-episode series.
- 1:48:58Speaker 4: I've heard that, yeah.
- 1:48:59Speaker 2: Produced by Spielberg and Hanks, and it follows a Charlie company.
- 1:49:03Speaker 2: It is absolutely amazing. Band of Brothers. Start to finish. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:49:07Speaker 2: Then they came back, and they actually did one for
- 1:49:10Speaker 2: the Pacific region. which is good, but the original was
- 1:49:14Speaker 2: just the best because not only with each story, they
- 1:49:18Speaker 2: actually interviewed the real guys at the end of each episode,
- 1:49:23Speaker 2: and it was just over the top. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:49:25Speaker 2: It was so great. Look, I'm going to say when
- 1:49:27Speaker 2: it's kind of crazy because they didn't do anything on
- 1:49:29Speaker 2: television after this, and I mean nothing, but nobody from
- 1:49:35Speaker 2: the Dukes of Hazzard cast had a career after that.
- 1:49:37Speaker 2: John Schneider had a little bit of a music career.
- 1:49:40Speaker 3: But after that, nobody really– and the funny thing is
- 1:49:43Speaker 3: the guy who played Boss Hogg, Sorrel Book, was a–
- 1:49:45Speaker 3: I mean, he was a stage legend. Like, he was a–
- 1:49:48Speaker 3: he's kind of a– he was a Shakespearean actor. So
- 1:49:52Speaker 3: it was kind of weird to hear him playing that thing.
- 1:49:53Speaker 3: But that's kind of what he did. But nobody on
- 1:49:55Speaker 3: that show did anything. Catherine Bott basically became a pinup girl.
- 1:50:00Speaker 3: Denver Pyle didn't really do anything after that. James Best, hello.
- 1:50:04Speaker 3: James Best did nothing. He had an acting school here
- 1:50:06Speaker 3: in Central Florida.
- 1:50:07Speaker 2: He lived here. That's what he did. That's what he did. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:50:10Speaker 2: That's his big accomplishment. What about Tom Wolpack?
- 1:50:12Speaker 7: Nothing.
- 1:50:14Speaker 2: They did nothing. That show burned hot for like four years,
- 1:50:16Speaker 2: and they went nowhere after that. What do you know
- 1:50:19Speaker 2: about Degrassi? Degrassi's pumped out some stars. That's Drake and
- 1:50:22Speaker 2: that one girl, right? Yeah, yeah. That's wheelchair Drake. People
- 1:50:27Speaker 2: don't know that. Let me tell everyone in Central Florida.
- 1:50:30Speaker 2: Wheelchair Drizzy? Dude, Drake's climb up of stardom had him
- 1:50:36Speaker 2: in a Canadian pop sitcom, which featured him getting shot.
- 1:50:41Speaker 2: and being put in a wheelchair. Wow, really? Never forget
- 1:50:45Speaker 2: that that's part of Drake's background story. Weezy had New Orleans,
- 1:50:50Speaker 2: all right, and Louisiana and Holly Grove. Weezy was on
- 1:50:54Speaker 2: the streets at 12, dude. Drake was filming television. Weezy
- 1:50:58Speaker 2: was being raised by a gang member when he was
- 1:50:59Speaker 2: like 13, dude. While Drake is over here practicing his lines.
- 1:51:02Speaker 2: And I got to tell you, he was really good
- 1:51:04Speaker 2: on the show. Dating Lance Morissette.
- 1:51:06Speaker 6: Yeah. All right, 407-916-1041.
- 1:51:07Speaker 2: Text us, 77031. Load them up. It's time for trivia.
- 1:51:08Speaker 2: We'll do that next.
- 1:51:12Speaker 6: Hey, guys.
- 1:51:13Speaker 2: I hope you guys are doing well. So if you
- 1:51:15Speaker 2: talk about a show that had a cast do the most,
- 1:51:18Speaker 2: you're talking about The Wire.
- 1:51:19Speaker 7: Look at the cast of The Wire, and all of
- 1:51:21Speaker 7: them became major movie stars and TV stars.
- 1:51:24Speaker 21: Thanks.
- 1:51:24Speaker 7: Bye.
- 1:51:26Speaker 2: Ross, right there with you. Grew up on Degrassi.
- 1:51:29Speaker 21: I can't listen to the Drake song without going, last
- 1:51:32Speaker 21: name walking, first name never.
- 1:51:35Speaker 6: Yes.
- 1:51:35Speaker 10: Yes.
- 1:51:38Speaker 2: All right, welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. We're
- 1:51:39Speaker 2: already at 104.1. I am Jim. There's Deb.
- 1:51:42Speaker 11: Hello.
- 1:51:42Speaker 2: Jack.
- 1:51:43Speaker 12: Yo.
- 1:51:43Speaker 2: Ross is here. Believe in yourself. Jack has the Jackie sack.
- 1:51:46Speaker 2: What's in there, big dog? All aboard.
- 1:51:48Speaker 22: Chugga-chugga.
- 1:51:49Speaker 2: Choo-choo. Clickety-clack. Clickety-clack. We have a pair of tickets to
- 1:51:52Speaker 2: watch Orlando City FC take on San Diego FC. at
- 1:51:57Speaker 2: Interdot Coast Stadium. September 5th will be that match. Also
- 1:52:01Speaker 2: in the Jackie's Act, a pair of tickets to the
- 1:52:04Speaker 2: NASCAR O'Reilly Auto Parts Series Winn-Dixie 250 at Daytona International Speedway.
- 1:52:10Speaker 2: That happens this Friday night, August 28th. Those are the
- 1:52:14Speaker 2: choices of prizes in today's Jackie's Act.
- 1:52:16Speaker 4: So back to you.
- 1:52:18Speaker 2: Thank you, Debra. One, two, three, four, or five?
- 1:52:21Speaker 4: Let's go two.
- 1:52:22Speaker 2: Two sounds good. Hey, Becky, how you doing?
- 1:52:25Speaker 21: I'm doing good.
- 1:52:26Speaker 17: How are you?
- 1:52:26Speaker 2: Doing great. Want to play a little game with us?
- 1:52:29Speaker 17: I do.
- 1:52:29Speaker 2: Oh, let's do it. Game show.
- 1:52:35Speaker 3: All right, Becky, this is a real easy game. Got
- 1:52:37Speaker 3: a question here for you. Four answers. One of these
- 1:52:39Speaker 3: answers is incorrect. It's a lie.
- 1:52:42Speaker 6: What?
- 1:52:42Speaker 2: Trying to fool you. Damn it. But if you can
- 1:52:44Speaker 2: find it, I'll send you over to see Jack and
- 1:52:45Speaker 2: you pick out something nice for yourself. Are you ready?
- 1:52:48Speaker 2: I'm ready. All right, here we go. On this day
- 1:52:50Speaker 2: in 1970, Academy-nominated actress and producer, known for her comedic movies,
- 1:52:58Speaker 2: usually plays overboard characters.
- 1:53:01Speaker 4: Yeah, what's her name?
- 1:53:02Speaker 2: She is... Melissa McCarthy. She was a crazy bridesmaid. She'll
- 1:53:05Speaker 2: steal your identity. Melissa McCarthy was born on this day.
- 1:53:09Speaker 6: All right, Ross.
- 1:53:10Speaker 2: All right, not sexist. Here are three fun facts about
- 1:53:13Speaker 2: Melissa and one puppy-stealing lie.
- 1:53:16Speaker 4: Oh, but they're so cute.
- 1:53:17Speaker 2: All right. Are you ready? We're talking about Melissa McCarthy. Becky,
- 1:53:19Speaker 2: are you ready?
- 1:53:20Speaker 7: I'm ready.
- 1:53:21Speaker 2: Here we go.
- 1:53:21Speaker 3: Number one, her first improv teacher was Billie Eilish's mom.
- 1:53:26Speaker 3: Number two, she was raised on a soybean and corn farm.
- 1:53:30Speaker 3: Number three, she never planned to be in entertainment. She
- 1:53:33Speaker 3: went to Southern Illinois University to study ecology. Or lastly,
- 1:53:38Speaker 3: she was a goth in high school. Which of those
- 1:53:41Speaker 3: is a lie?
- 1:53:43Speaker 8: Number two.
- 1:53:44Speaker 3: No, that's absolutely true. She was raised in Plainsfield, Illinois,
- 1:53:49Speaker 3: on a soybean and corn farm. Exactly what you expect.
- 1:53:53Speaker 7: You do.
- 1:53:54Speaker 2: Absolutely. One, three, four, or five.
- 1:53:56Speaker 4: We're going all the way back to five.
- 1:53:58Speaker 2: Let's go to five. That's Adam. Adam, how you doing, buddy? Adam,
- 1:54:03Speaker 2: how you doing, buddy?
- 1:54:04Speaker 6: Good.
- 1:54:04Speaker 7: Good, good.
- 1:54:05Speaker 2: I was on mute. That's okay, buddy. No worry.
- 1:54:07Speaker 3: We're talking about Melissa McCarthy here. Which one of these
- 1:54:09Speaker 3: is not true? Number one, her first improv teacher was
- 1:54:11Speaker 3: Billie Eilish's mom. Number two, she never planned to be
- 1:54:14Speaker 3: in entertainment. She attended Southern Illinois University to study ecology.
- 1:54:18Speaker 3: Or lastly, she was a goth in high school.
- 1:54:24Speaker 19: Let's go with the last one.
- 1:54:25Speaker 2: No, that's absolutely true.
- 1:54:27Speaker 4: I knew I loved her.
- 1:54:28Speaker 2: She went through a period where she was a goth
- 1:54:30Speaker 2: in high school. So cool. Like purple hair, boots, everything black. Oh, yeah, absolutely.
- 1:54:34Speaker 2: Black lipstick, all nine yards.
- 1:54:35Speaker 4: The real Doc Martens.
- 1:54:37Speaker 2: All right, one, three, or four, Deb?
- 1:54:38Speaker 4: Let's go one.
- 1:54:39Speaker 2: One sounds good. That is Gary. Gary, how are you? Hey,
- 1:54:43Speaker 2: how are you guys doing?
- 1:54:44Speaker 4: Just real quick, old school, two guys, girl in a
- 1:54:47Speaker 4: pizza planet or pizza place.
- 1:54:49Speaker 19: Nathan Fillion and Ryan Reynolds starred.
- 1:54:52Speaker 2: That's what started those two. Yeah, right on. Very good.
- 1:54:54Speaker 3: All right, talking about Melissa McCarthy here. You got a
- 1:54:56Speaker 3: 50-50 shot. Which one of these is not true? Number one,
- 1:55:00Speaker 3: her first improv teacher happened to be Billie Eilish's mom.
- 1:55:03Speaker 3: Or lastly, she never planned to be in entertainment. She
- 1:55:06Speaker 3: attended Southern Illinois University to study ecology.
- 1:55:10Speaker 19: I'm going for the ecology.
- 1:55:12Speaker 3: And you're going to the prize because you're the winner!
- 1:55:17Speaker 3: Any idea what she actually did go to school for
- 1:55:20Speaker 3: at Southern Illinois?
- 1:55:22Speaker 2: I do not.
- 1:55:24Speaker 3: All right, textiles and fashion. And as a matter of fact,
- 1:55:26Speaker 3: if you see Melissa McCarthy on a red carpet, chances
- 1:55:29Speaker 3: are she made the dress she's wearing.
- 1:55:32Speaker 2: Oh, that's cool. Yeah, very cool. You're on hold there, buddy. Congratulations, Gary.
- 1:55:35Speaker 2: You are a winner. Yeah, her first impromptu teacher was
- 1:55:38Speaker 2: Billie Eilish's mom.
- 1:55:40Speaker 4: That's incredible.
- 1:55:41Speaker 3: I didn't even know her mom did that. I know
- 1:55:43Speaker 3: that entire family is very artistic because her brother is
- 1:55:47Speaker 3: a genius as well. As a matter of fact, writing
- 1:55:49Speaker 3: a lot of the music and co-writing some of those
- 1:55:50Speaker 3: big hits of hers.
- 1:55:51Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly.
- 1:55:52Speaker 2: I didn't know the mom was into that at all.
- 1:55:53Speaker 2: I want to say the dad is also into performing
- 1:55:56Speaker 2: or somewhere in entertainment.
- 1:55:57Speaker 3: A couple other things you may not know about. Geez,
- 1:55:59Speaker 3: let me try that on a regular speed. A couple
- 1:56:02Speaker 3: things you may not know about Melissa McCarthy before we
- 1:56:04Speaker 3: get to the top of the hour. We've got a
- 1:56:06Speaker 3: raw sauce coming up, which includes... a Halloween Horror Nights review.
- 1:56:10Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. She was in the Groundlings for how long?
- 1:56:13Speaker 2: Two years.
- 1:56:14Speaker 4: Three years.
- 1:56:16Speaker 2: Four years. Ten years. Just short of that, actually. Really? Yeah,
- 1:56:20Speaker 2: ten years. Nine years into months. Wow.
- 1:56:22Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:56:23Speaker 2: That's awesome. That is. You know, I thought you were
- 1:56:26Speaker 2: going to say three weeks as the real answer afterwards.
- 1:56:30Speaker 2: She set up shop, yes. She put in her work.
- 1:56:33Speaker 2: She did not actually plan on being in entertainment. She
- 1:56:35Speaker 2: really went to school to be a designer. She wanted
- 1:56:37Speaker 2: to be in fashion. One of her best friends was
- 1:56:40Speaker 2: a guy who designed shoes and stuff. She became enamored
- 1:56:42Speaker 2: with it and kind of off to the races there.
- 1:56:45Speaker 2: She's the first cousin of model and actress Jenny McCarthy. Okay.
- 1:56:50Speaker 2: The blonde that was married to Jim Carrey. Really? Yeah, yeah.
- 1:56:53Speaker 2: They're related. That's her first cousin. God almighty. We just
- 1:56:58Speaker 2: caused a car accident. And then lastly here, her all-time
- 1:57:01Speaker 2: favorite movie is this. I got to tell you.
- 1:57:04Speaker 3: This is a movie that maybe, you know, we did
- 1:57:07Speaker 3: this thing last week where if you're going to show
- 1:57:10Speaker 3: a movie to somebody who had never seen a movie,
- 1:57:12Speaker 3: just to prove to them how badass movies are, this
- 1:57:16Speaker 3: movie never gets mentioned in that comedy drama world. And
- 1:57:20Speaker 3: it is absolutely brilliant. One of the best movies out
- 1:57:23Speaker 3: there dialogue-wise, everything about it. And it's our favorite movie.
- 1:57:26Speaker 3: It's Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
- 1:57:29Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great.
- 1:57:30Speaker 3: Yeah, we never talk about that in the great scheme
- 1:57:34Speaker 3: of movies. But man, that thing holds up generation after generation.
- 1:57:38Speaker 3: And on the short list of Thanksgiving movies.
- 1:57:41Speaker 2: Yeah, 100%, man. Great pick.
- 1:57:43Speaker 3: As a matter of fact, did you remember that Steve
- 1:57:46Speaker 3: Martin said that John Candy was so convincing as that
- 1:57:49Speaker 3: character when he does that last speech where he explains
- 1:57:53Speaker 3: that he doesn't have a family, that everything is a scam,
- 1:57:56Speaker 3: he's just basically homeless and he wanders around doing this stuff,
- 1:58:00Speaker 3: that it was so believable that Steve Martin had to
- 1:58:03Speaker 3: call cut on the first shot because he broke down
- 1:58:05Speaker 3: crying and how convincing john candy was explaining to him
- 1:58:10Speaker 3: what his life really was like you know steve martin
- 1:58:12Speaker 3: was so into it it like affected him emotionally like
- 1:58:15Speaker 3: incredible uh ross thoughts yes halloween horror nights i just
- 1:58:19Speaker 3: did it all 10 new houses now listen if you've
- 1:58:22Speaker 3: never gone don't worry i will still make this segment
- 1:58:25Speaker 3: entertaining for you And if you have gone, boy, sit
- 1:58:29Speaker 3: down and turn up the volume, because I've got nothing
- 1:58:33Speaker 3: but good news about this year's Halloween Horror Nights. It's
- 1:58:37Speaker 3: the 35th time they've done it, so I figured they
- 1:58:41Speaker 3: got good at it, and they got great at it.
- 1:58:43Speaker 2: I'll tell you much, much more. My top 10 ranking
- 1:58:46Speaker 2: of houses after the break. Good, and we'll be broadcasting
- 1:58:48Speaker 2: live from there next Friday, which is awesome. Yeah, we
- 1:58:51Speaker 2: will be.
- 1:58:51Speaker 7: That's right.
- 1:58:51Speaker 2: Ross Lawson's up next.
- 1:58:54Speaker 11: What up, guys?
- 1:58:55Speaker 2: Sport from Duval. Duval. I don't know why Everybody Loves
- 1:58:59Speaker 2: Raymond was so funny. I think it was written very well,
- 1:59:03Speaker 2: but it was just so normal. Like, it was just
- 1:59:05Speaker 2: comedy you would have in your house with your family
- 1:59:07Speaker 2: every day. It was so good.
- 1:59:08Speaker 21: A show that produced a lot of people, like a
- 1:59:11Speaker 21: lot of stars, In Living Color, man.
- 1:59:13Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 1:59:14Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 1:59:14Speaker 16: You got Jim Carrey and Tommy Davidson and David Allen Greer, Jennifer.
- 1:59:18Speaker 2: Lopez, Jamie Foxx came from In Living.
- 1:59:20Speaker 10: Color, man.
- 1:59:21Speaker 2: That's pretty strong now.
- 1:59:22Speaker 7: Later.
- 1:59:24Speaker 2: J-Lo was on that show for a while. He was
- 1:59:25Speaker 2: a backup dancer, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which Wayans is
- 1:59:29Speaker 2: that again? I can't remember. It was all of them, Jim. Yeah,
- 1:59:31Speaker 2: I know what that means. Keenan was the oldest brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,
- 1:59:37Speaker 2: because that whole family, there's like a bunch of them.
- 1:59:38Speaker 2: It's like Melinda's. There's a whole bunch of those. All right,
- 1:59:41Speaker 2: welcome back to the Jim Corpore Show. We're already at 104.1.
- 1:59:43Speaker 2: I'm Jim. Deb and Jack are here as well. And
- 1:59:46Speaker 2: Ross has some thoughts. Let's get them. It's weird. Yeah,
- 1:59:50Speaker 2: I've got thoughts. It's funny. What are you going to
- 1:59:53Speaker 2: do about it?
- 1:59:53Speaker 1: Sometimes.
- 1:59:54Speaker 2: Check this out. It's Ross. My first thought. Spelled like sauce.
- 1:59:58Speaker 2: It's actually advice. It's Ross Thoughts. Because my first thought is,
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- 2:00:26Speaker 2: I can tip 30% every now and then because I refied.
- 2:00:30Speaker 2: Do not miss out on that opportunity. If you're not
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- 2:00:38Speaker 2: throwing this out here. I am very privy to some
- 2:00:42Speaker 2: really cool things as I've pursued entertainment throughout the last
- 2:00:45Speaker 2: 18 years of my life.
- 2:00:48Speaker 11: Right.
- 2:00:49Speaker 2: And one of the coolest things I'll tell everyone is
- 2:00:52Speaker 2: that when I first moved up to Orlando, my brother
- 2:00:55Speaker 2: was working at Universal. I got hired at Universal. And
- 2:00:59Speaker 2: the first thing that I it was right around the
- 2:01:01Speaker 2: time it was time for the employee preview. And the
- 2:01:04Speaker 2: employee preview is basically one of the coolest things that
- 2:01:07Speaker 2: happens in Central Florida that a lot of Central Floridians
- 2:01:10Speaker 2: don't ever get to go to. Because it's the dress
- 2:01:13Speaker 2: rehearsal for the world-renowned event that Universal holds, Halloween Horror Night. Yeah,
- 2:01:21Speaker 2: that was nice. I'm doing that with my hand. And
- 2:01:26Speaker 2: it is as good as you think. If you're a
- 2:01:29Speaker 2: fan of that event, it's a little bit discounted on
- 2:01:33Speaker 2: the drinks. It's a little bit way less populated. So, like,
- 2:01:37Speaker 2: the longest wait time I had for any house, I think,
- 2:01:41Speaker 2: was like 15 minutes. Oh, that's a dream. No one
- 2:01:43Speaker 2: likes this flex.
- 2:01:44Speaker 17: Okay.
- 2:01:45Speaker 2: Well, the flex is also just letting everybody know that
- 2:01:48Speaker 2: it is such a special night for theme park employees.
- 2:01:52Speaker 2: I would argue the most special night. for theme park
- 2:01:56Speaker 2: employees on the planet, because there's not many times that
- 2:01:59Speaker 2: all the employees get to be off and then be
- 2:02:02Speaker 2: in the theme park, hanging out and talking and reminiscing.
- 2:02:06Speaker 2: It is such a beautiful time with that said, why
- 2:02:10Speaker 2: got to do all the haunted houses and boy this year,
- 2:02:14Speaker 2: I think is my favorite. Can I ask you a
- 2:02:16Speaker 2: question before we move forward with the review? Yeah.
- 2:02:18Speaker 3: This is just a little like a behind the scenes
- 2:02:21Speaker 3: kind of thing. Is it a major no-no as an
- 2:02:23Speaker 3: employee is if you're going through one of the houses
- 2:02:26Speaker 3: and you recognize an employee, you know, in character to
- 2:02:29Speaker 3: not say anything or say, is that a, that's a
- 2:02:32Speaker 3: major no-no, right?
- 2:02:33Speaker 2: It is a fantastic question. And I don't know if
- 2:02:37Speaker 2: it's a no-no. All I know for me personally, it's
- 2:02:39Speaker 2: a yes, yes. And it is awesome. Yeah, yeah. And
- 2:02:43Speaker 2: it does happen. That's awesome. And the more people you know,
- 2:02:47Speaker 2: the more likely you're going to know this character. You're
- 2:02:50Speaker 2: trying to bust them up a little bit? I never
- 2:02:53Speaker 2: try to bust them up, but they always try to
- 2:02:54Speaker 2: bust me up a little bit. So it's really, really fun.
- 2:02:57Speaker 2: But yes, to answer your question. Now, with that said,
- 2:03:00Speaker 2: I've got to tell you, and I'm not getting paid
- 2:03:02Speaker 2: to say this. I think this year's Halloween Horror Nights
- 2:03:05Speaker 2: is A +. Really? Bonafide one of the best years.
- 2:03:08Speaker 2: Everyone knows in that community that every five years or
- 2:03:11Speaker 2: every ten years on whatever the centennial version of 35 is,
- 2:03:17Speaker 2: they kind of go a little bit harder. This 35th
- 2:03:20Speaker 2: year of doing this event, which, by the way, 35th
- 2:03:23Speaker 2: year of doing this event. That's insane. Now that's culture.
- 2:03:29Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
- 2:03:29Speaker 2: They knocked it out of the park. Now, let's get
- 2:03:32Speaker 2: to these houses. I've got number 10, Jim. We're going
- 2:03:36Speaker 2: to start it off, but friendly reminder, all of these
- 2:03:39Speaker 2: houses were amazing. Number 10, I've got Caged Cannibals. Okay.
- 2:03:44Speaker 2: Madeline's Caged Cannibals. All right. It is set in this
- 2:03:47Speaker 2: post-apocalyptic zoo, right? But all of the zoo animals are gone.
- 2:03:53Speaker 17: Uh-oh.
- 2:03:53Speaker 2: The cannibals have taken the cages.
- 2:03:56Speaker 4: All right, all right.
- 2:03:56Speaker 10: Right?
- 2:03:57Speaker 2: And to me, it's my 10th, and it's just my
- 2:03:59Speaker 2: cup of oolong. Cannibals don't scare me. Okay. Because I'm like, dude,
- 2:04:03Speaker 2: we live in the States. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We live
- 2:04:06Speaker 2: in Florida, dog. We had people eating people in this state.
- 2:04:09Speaker 2: I could throw a rock over at I-Drive.
- 2:04:11Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
- 2:04:12Speaker 2: We had a guy just trying to chill in his garage.
- 2:04:13Speaker 2: I just don't. You got eight. Go to Tijuana Flats. Like,
- 2:04:17Speaker 2: I don't understand. Cannibals never scared me.
- 2:04:19Speaker 6: Yeah, okay.
- 2:04:19Speaker 2: I just feel like if you can be defeated by a... McGriddle,
- 2:04:24Speaker 2: you don't scare me. Number nine, Stranger Things. That might
- 2:04:27Speaker 2: be my hottest take. This is probably one of the
- 2:04:30Speaker 2: bigger budgeted houses of the year. It's the last season
- 2:04:34Speaker 2: of Stranger Things as well. I only saw the first season.
- 2:04:37Speaker 2: If you love the show, you're probably going to love
- 2:04:39Speaker 2: the house, but for me... I only liked the show.
- 2:04:42Speaker 2: So number nine, Stranger Things. Number eight, Jim, Cyber Gorya.
- 2:04:47Speaker 2: Cyber Gorya. Cyber Gorya. It's all in the name. What
- 2:04:50Speaker 2: I like about this is that it's very sci-fi, and
- 2:04:53Speaker 2: it's trying to give everybody eternal life. Like alien vibes
- 2:04:57Speaker 2: kind of thing? Yeah, kind of like alien vibes, but
- 2:04:59Speaker 2: with robots and with beauty.
- 2:05:01Speaker 16: Okay.
- 2:05:01Speaker 2: It's like plastic surgery to live as long as possible,
- 2:05:05Speaker 2: or you kind of get frozen. It's the horror of vanity? Yes, yes.
- 2:05:09Speaker 10: Ooh.
- 2:05:10Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. So if you want to see billionaires freeze
- 2:05:13Speaker 2: and not make it, that's the house for you. Number seven,
- 2:05:18Speaker 2: the Evil Dead Burn House. Okay. This is the first...
- 2:05:21Speaker 2: Is this where you go to smoke weed? No, nope, nope. Nope,
- 2:05:25Speaker 2: it is not.
- 2:05:25Speaker 7: Okay.
- 2:05:27Speaker 2: Evil Dead Burn, if this is off the franchise, the
- 2:05:29Speaker 2: movie Evil Dead. I love this house, but it's a
- 2:05:33Speaker 2: top ten. It smelled so good. It smelled like the
- 2:05:36Speaker 2: house was on fire. Oh, really? As you're walking through
- 2:05:38Speaker 2: this demon-possessed... Dude, I love it when they do that.
- 2:05:42Speaker 2: I love when they put in the smell.
- 2:05:44Speaker 3: Like the baby one that time we walk in and
- 2:05:46Speaker 3: it smells like a diaper genie.
- 2:05:48Speaker 2: Yes, I remember that one. It was the greatest. And
- 2:05:51Speaker 2: then you'd go ahead and be like, how old am I?
- 2:05:53Speaker 2: Am I 32 again? Number six. Now, this is where
- 2:05:58Speaker 2: it's a coin flip from here on out outside of
- 2:06:01Speaker 2: the top two.
- 2:06:01Speaker 3: So in other words, you're saying you could really shift
- 2:06:04Speaker 3: it back and forth. You theoretically could put five at one.
- 2:06:07Speaker 2: I couldn't put five to one, but I could put
- 2:06:09Speaker 2: five to six, and I could put four to five.
- 2:06:12Speaker 2: These next three, we're splitting hairs. One and two, you're definitive.
- 2:06:16Speaker 1: Yes.
- 2:06:16Speaker 2: Number six, Ozzy Osbourne. I need to tell the real
- 2:06:21Speaker 2: radio listeners one thing that they need to do if
- 2:06:24Speaker 2: you are an Ozzy Osbourne fan. It's this haunted house.
- 2:06:28Speaker 2: You may be asking why. It's because you get to
- 2:06:32Speaker 2: go on the crazy train. Oh, that's awesome. And by
- 2:06:36Speaker 2: the way, somebody just tuned out and said that because
- 2:06:37Speaker 2: they didn't want any spoilers. There's no spoilers.
- 2:06:39Speaker 3: He's just telling you which ones are the best. By
- 2:06:40Speaker 3: the way, that's the second vote. We had a guy
- 2:06:43Speaker 3: just text in and say that he thought the Aussie house.
- 2:06:45Speaker 2: Was the best one. Yeah, I'm also going off of
- 2:06:49Speaker 2: literally this. Everything that I'm saying right now has already
- 2:06:51Speaker 2: been released on the Internet.
- 2:06:53Speaker 1: Yeah, sure.
- 2:06:53Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead. Number five, extraterrestrial getting abducted and not
- 2:06:58Speaker 2: in like a butt way, but like in a fun way.
- 2:07:00Speaker 2: Who said the bad way can't be the fun way? Well,
- 2:07:03Speaker 2: my sobriety.
- 2:07:04Speaker 4: Easy, Jack.
- 2:07:05Speaker 2: You didn't need to second that, dude. God damn. Jack
- 2:07:08Speaker 2: came in with a hell yeah. I love aliens. I
- 2:07:12Speaker 2: love abductions. I love that as a horror movie, War
- 2:07:15Speaker 2: of the Worlds, that genre. Agreed. It is that house.
- 2:07:19Speaker 7: Agreed.
- 2:07:20Speaker 2: I like that. And you get to go into that alien.
- 2:07:22Speaker 2: It's so much fun. Number four, I've got for sinners.
- 2:07:26Speaker 2: So it's not just vampires. It's also racism is the villain.
- 2:07:29Speaker 2: And Sinners is such a good house, though. It's so good.
- 2:07:32Speaker 2: I only said the racist thing because it's a huge
- 2:07:35Speaker 2: through line through the movie. Not really in the house.
- 2:07:37Speaker 2: But if you love the brothers, if you love the twins,
- 2:07:40Speaker 2: you got to see him at Halloween Horror Nights. It
- 2:07:43Speaker 2: is so awesome to see. Number three, the in-house. This
- 2:07:47Speaker 2: is such a celebration for the fans of this event.
- 2:07:51Speaker 2: Jack and Odd Fellows.
- 2:07:53Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
- 2:07:54Speaker 2: That chaos and control house is such a celebration for
- 2:07:59Speaker 2: maybe Orlando. best event right yeah it's so cool uh
- 2:08:03Speaker 2: man was jack the very first kind of um a
- 2:08:07Speaker 2: character that they like hey it's jack's house kind of
- 2:08:09Speaker 2: thing that's the first one they weren't when they themed
- 2:08:11Speaker 2: it to one character because they had the old lady
- 2:08:14Speaker 2: in the rocking chair they've had So that was one year,
- 2:08:16Speaker 2: but Jack was the first and the biggest and the
- 2:08:19Speaker 2: best and he's the worst and the scariest.
- 2:08:22Speaker 9: Right.
- 2:08:22Speaker 2: Thank you. Number two, and this is the whole reason
- 2:08:26Speaker 2: why I am doing this segment because I want as
- 2:08:28Speaker 2: many people. Number two is my favorite house. I think
- 2:08:32Speaker 2: number one is a better house, but subjectively speaking, number
- 2:08:37Speaker 2: two is my favorite house.
- 2:08:39Speaker 10: H.R.
- 2:08:40Speaker 2: Blood and Guts is an absolute must at this year's
- 2:08:45Speaker 2: Halloween Horror Nights. Very nice.
- 2:08:47Speaker 9: H.R.
- 2:08:47Speaker 2: Blood and Guts. It's an O.G.I.P.
- 2:08:50Speaker 17: H.R.
- 2:08:51Speaker 2: Puffin stuff?
- 2:08:52Speaker 20: Yeah.
- 2:08:52Speaker 2: Well, no. They created this character in-house. It is flawless.
- 2:08:57Speaker 2: It is perfect. And to be honest with you, it
- 2:09:00Speaker 2: feels like I made it because it's exactly how I
- 2:09:03Speaker 2: think entertainment should be. Don't make me think too much
- 2:09:06Speaker 2: so I can enjoy a whole lot more. And you
- 2:09:09Speaker 2: get the concept immediately. You understand everything that's happening. So
- 2:09:14Speaker 2: throughout the entire house, you're either laughing or getting scared.
- 2:09:18Speaker 2: But at the end of that house, if you aren't entertained,
- 2:09:21Speaker 2: you're missing a sense. You have an affliction. Because it
- 2:09:25Speaker 2: was so much fun. It's the only house I did twice.
- 2:09:28Speaker 3: HR Blood and Guts is like a cross between Dracula
- 2:09:31Speaker 3: and the Phantom of the Opera kind of thing?
- 2:09:33Speaker 2: Yes, but the story is that he was a failed actor.
- 2:09:36Speaker 2: And then he takes over a TV station. And then
- 2:09:40Speaker 2: he has his television spectacular. I like it. And then
- 2:09:43Speaker 2: you go through all the different shows. Number one, if
- 2:09:48Speaker 2: you just listen closely in process of elimination, and this
- 2:09:51Speaker 2: could be its own topic, is I've never seen a
- 2:09:53Speaker 2: single frame of this franchise. It is the scariest house
- 2:09:58Speaker 2: I've ever walked through at Halloween Horror Nights.
- 2:09:59Speaker 6: Really?
- 2:10:00Speaker 2: It is the bloodiest house I've ever walked through at
- 2:10:02Speaker 2: Halloween Horror Nights. It's probably also the longest house I
- 2:10:07Speaker 2: have ever walked through at Halloween Horror Nights. It's an
- 2:10:10Speaker 2: IP Hellraiser. Oh, man. Hellraiser, dude? Hellraiser's on it. I
- 2:10:17Speaker 2: felt like I went to hell.
- 2:10:18Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:10:19Speaker 2: And then I came back and it was so effective
- 2:10:23Speaker 2: of a haunted house. I didn't want to almost do
- 2:10:27Speaker 2: it again. Like the pinhead character, right? The pinhead, it
- 2:10:30Speaker 2: scared me. It made me... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't it
- 2:10:34Speaker 2: kind of one of those almost sadomasochism thing?
- 2:10:37Speaker 1: Yes.
- 2:10:37Speaker 2: Like you're celebrating pain kind of thing? I did not
- 2:10:41Speaker 2: know that. I haven't seen a... I want to watch
- 2:10:44Speaker 2: the movies now. Oh, yeah. But that house... kind of
- 2:10:48Speaker 2: scarred me a little bit. Really? It was some powerful
- 2:10:51Speaker 2: imagery in that haunted house. It was horrifying. It was disturbing.
- 2:10:55Speaker 2: It was great. It was awesome. It's my number one house.
- 2:10:58Speaker 2: All right, very good. And because of those reasons, because
- 2:11:00Speaker 2: I've never seen a theme park go so hard. And
- 2:11:04Speaker 2: I think I won't be alone in the two cents
- 2:11:07Speaker 2: in thinking that at the end of this year's run.
- 2:11:10Speaker 3: Hey, did they kind of make a statement at the
- 2:11:11Speaker 3: beginning of this year or whatever that they were going
- 2:11:13Speaker 3: to do that? Like it was going to be a
- 2:11:15Speaker 3: little bit more kind of out.
- 2:11:16Speaker 2: There than it was years before? I mean, I never
- 2:11:19Speaker 2: heard anybody say that. All I know is Hellraiser is
- 2:11:22Speaker 2: saying that at this year's Halloween Horror Night. Celebrate. It's
- 2:11:26Speaker 2: right around the corner. I know the season starts. We
- 2:11:29Speaker 2: don't get brown leaves here in Central Florida, but what
- 2:11:32Speaker 2: we do get is badass events at these multi-bajillion dollar
- 2:11:36Speaker 2: facilities that only exist, once again, friendly reminder, to entertain us.
- 2:11:41Speaker 2: That's absolutely right, man. And those are your Ross thoughts.
- 2:11:44Speaker 2: I'm out. Peace. Go see Blood and Guts. Great job.
- 2:11:47Speaker 3: I think people are probably out there making notes because,
- 2:11:48Speaker 3: I mean, you only have so much time to get
- 2:11:50Speaker 3: in some of these houses, so you definitely want to
- 2:11:52Speaker 3: not waste your time on ones that you don't think
- 2:11:53Speaker 3: are great.
- 2:11:54Speaker 2: I mean, you've been doing this for years. I have been.
- 2:11:56Speaker 2: So I think that's very valuable to the customers. Top
- 2:11:58Speaker 2: three houses, Oddfellow and Jack, number two, HR, Blood and Guts,
- 2:12:02Speaker 2: number one, Hellraiser. That's my top three houses of this
- 2:12:05Speaker 2: year's Halloween Horror Nights. All right. Very good, buddy. Back
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- 2:13:30Speaker 2: Welcome back.
- 2:13:31Speaker 7: I'm Jim.
- 2:13:31Speaker 2: There's Deb. Hello.
- 2:13:32Speaker 21: Jack.
- 2:13:33Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 2:13:33Speaker 2: And Ross. It's all true.
- 2:13:35Speaker 3: So malls, we know, are having a very difficult time, right?
- 2:13:39Speaker 3: There's only a couple of those really making it. All
- 2:13:41Speaker 3: the other malls are being transitioned into something else.
- 2:13:44Speaker 2: I'm surprised it's happening in Florida. What a tip to serve.
- 2:13:48Speaker 2: So we know that Altamont Mall is one of the
- 2:13:52Speaker 2: viable malls in Central Florida. for a while i think
- 2:13:55Speaker 2: the theater actually helps that out a little bit they
- 2:13:57Speaker 2: do it's not adjacent but it does bring it brings
- 2:14:00Speaker 2: the the boys into the yard yeah yeah thank you
- 2:14:02Speaker 2: jack i appreciate that thank you thank you kesha no
- 2:14:06Speaker 2: that's not kesha is it no no that's uh kellis
- 2:14:09Speaker 2: kellis yeah yeah you have a mall of millennia what
- 2:14:12Speaker 2: about the florida mall florida mall still out there that's
- 2:14:14Speaker 2: all that's that's banging that's you got about three Yeah,
- 2:14:17Speaker 2: you have Florida Mall. You have Millennium Mall. You have
- 2:14:19Speaker 2: Altamont Mall. And that's it. Fashion Square is dead. West
- 2:14:22Speaker 2: Oaks is dead. Oviedo is dead.
- 2:14:24Speaker 3: Yeah, they're transitioning into whatever's next. So are they then mall?
- 2:14:30Speaker 3: So malls are always looking for a way. How did
- 2:14:32Speaker 3: you get Kellis?
- 2:14:34Speaker 2: God, that is impressive. Couldn't tell me your phone number
- 2:14:37Speaker 2: right now, but you just nailed the milkshake song, lady.
- 2:14:39Speaker 2: Just read my tat, dude. Just read my tat. That's
- 2:14:45Speaker 2: where my form is. It's a cover-up.
- 2:14:53Speaker 6: Of.
- 2:14:54Speaker 2: It doesn't end.
- 2:14:55Speaker 4: No, it doesn't.
- 2:15:00Speaker 2: It's impressive. I couldn't remember the artist you said first.
- 2:15:04Speaker 2: That's what I was going to say. I was covering up.
- 2:15:05Speaker 5: See what I'm talking about? How did you pull Kellis
- 2:15:09Speaker 5: out of that? I just remember the song.
- 2:15:11Speaker 2: I don't know why. I went through a Kellis moment
- 2:15:13Speaker 2: in my life. What can I say?
- 2:15:16Speaker 3: So what other– malls are looking for ways to make revenue.
- 2:15:21Speaker 3: Of course, if you're having a hard time getting people
- 2:15:22Speaker 3: to come to your store, that's going to be a problem, right?
- 2:15:27Speaker 3: But they're figuring out other ways to do this. Now,
- 2:15:29Speaker 3: it's not sitting well with people who– who are doing this,
- 2:15:33Speaker 3: not really sitting well. How do you think they're doing it? Now,
- 2:15:35Speaker 3: let me find out where this is.
- 2:15:37Speaker 10: Strip clubs.
- 2:15:37Speaker 2: Not strip clubs. That's a good idea. This is happening
- 2:15:39Speaker 2: in Wayne, New Jersey.
- 2:15:41Speaker 18: Oh, boy.
- 2:15:41Speaker 2: Where's Wayne, New Jersey, Jack? Is that Bradshaw adjacent? It's
- 2:15:46Speaker 2: a little south, but New Jersey is like the mall
- 2:15:50Speaker 2: capital of the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Data centers. Not
- 2:15:54Speaker 2: data centers. Oh, good guess. Wait, why aren't we doing that?
- 2:15:59Speaker 2: I don't want to help out the bad guys. Nobody
- 2:16:02Speaker 2: will know it's there. That's not it. Deb, what do
- 2:16:06Speaker 2: you think they're doing?
- 2:16:07Speaker 3: What do you think malls are doing trying to make
- 2:16:09Speaker 3: more revenue that would really piss people off?
- 2:16:10Speaker 2: By the way, it has nothing to do with the building.
- 2:16:13Speaker 2: Ice detention centers. That's super funny.
- 2:16:16Speaker 4: Homeless shelters or drug treatment centers.
- 2:16:18Speaker 2: Got another. Those are all great ideas. Somebody should be
- 2:16:20Speaker 2: listening and writing this down. We'll send them the podcast.
- 2:16:26Speaker 2: They're trying to charge for parking.
- 2:16:27Speaker 17: What?
- 2:16:29Speaker 2: The mall. Okay. On the surface, it's single-handedly the dumbest
- 2:16:36Speaker 2: idea I've heard in five years. So what they're doing
- 2:16:38Speaker 2: in this mall is they're taking all the spots that
- 2:16:41Speaker 2: are closest to the stores, and they're basically kind of
- 2:16:45Speaker 2: roping those off. It turned out to be about a hundred.
- 2:16:46Speaker 2: 120 parking spots around the mall and they're charging you.
- 2:16:51Speaker 2: Let me see the time.
- 2:16:52Speaker 3: How much do you think they're charging you? It's this
- 2:16:54Speaker 3: number for the first hour and then this number for
- 2:16:56Speaker 3: every hour after that. And the cap is this. It
- 2:16:59Speaker 3: should be negative three bucks.
- 2:17:02Speaker 2: They should pay you for parking there? Yeah, because I'm
- 2:17:04Speaker 2: going to the mall. Five bucks with a cap at 25. Ooh.
- 2:17:10Speaker 2: God dang, dude, that's a lot.
- 2:17:12Speaker 4: I'm going to say it starts at $ 3. 50 with a
- 2:17:14Speaker 4: cap at $ 5.
- 2:17:15Speaker 2: What do you think? I'll go $ 3. 10. So it's a
- 2:17:19Speaker 2: QR code that has a little sign in front of it.
- 2:17:21Speaker 2: People love those. Yeah. And boy, do they trust them.
- 2:17:25Speaker 3: And when you scan this QR, it gives you a
- 2:17:27Speaker 3: five-digit number, and it's $ 2. 45 for the first hour, $ 2
- 2:17:29Speaker 3: for every hour after that, and the cap is about $ 10.
- 2:17:30Speaker 1: 50 a day.
- 2:17:40Speaker 3: And by the way, this apparently has legs because similar
- 2:17:44Speaker 3: arrangements have rolled out in Louisville, in Bakersfield, California, in Arizona. L.A.,
- 2:17:50Speaker 3: in Columbia, Maryland, and in a Chicago mall as well.
- 2:17:55Speaker 3: It says, all in all, 23 malls out of over
- 2:17:58Speaker 3: 95 GGP properties, that's the mall owning group, I guess,
- 2:18:02Speaker 3: are doing the preferred parking across the country. It's intended
- 2:18:07Speaker 3: for those who want the convenience not to look for
- 2:18:09Speaker 3: a spot. Why does this anger me?
- 2:18:11Speaker 2: Cheryl says she sends a text to the outlet mall
- 2:18:14Speaker 2: in Lake Buena Vista where the Dolly Parton dinner show
- 2:18:16Speaker 2: used to be. Yeah, yeah. Already charges for parking.
- 2:18:19Speaker 11: Oh, really?
- 2:18:19Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 2:18:19Speaker 2: Like Dixie Stampede was there, right?
- 2:18:21Speaker 21: Yeah.
- 2:18:22Speaker 2: Yeah, look, here's the thing. I'll give you an example
- 2:18:24Speaker 2: of how this can kind of work maybe. I don't know.
- 2:18:27Speaker 2: Look at the weather we're having right now. I don't
- 2:18:29Speaker 2: know about you guys, but when I'm in Florida in
- 2:18:31Speaker 2: the afternoons in the summer, you have to kind of
- 2:18:33Speaker 2: figure out what's going to happen after you're done with work.
- 2:18:36Speaker 2: Because today we're going to have to step out there
- 2:18:38Speaker 2: in a damn monsoon to get out of here tonight.
- 2:18:41Speaker 2: So I can see getting that preferential parking right up
- 2:18:44Speaker 2: front to avoid any weather issues. Maybe it's snow. Most
- 2:18:48Speaker 2: of these are in areas where there's snow, except for
- 2:18:51Speaker 2: the one in California. Yeah, I don't know why this
- 2:18:54Speaker 2: makes me so angry. It shouldn't make you angry. It's
- 2:18:57Speaker 2: kind of dumb. I get it, but the thing is,
- 2:18:59Speaker 2: they're doing it. That just says the Florida Mall already
- 2:19:02Speaker 2: does it. Oh, really?
- 2:19:04Speaker 6: Wow.
- 2:19:05Speaker 4: All the more reason to wait a moment.
- 2:19:07Speaker 2: It says.
- 2:19:11Speaker 4: Sorry.
- 2:19:12Speaker 2: She's allergic to bad ideas. Yeah, there you go.
- 2:19:14Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 2:19:15Speaker 2: Let me play that fart noise again. That was a
- 2:19:17Speaker 2: weird commercial. I was just listening to this show, and look, man,
- 2:19:23Speaker 2: there's a lot of stuff happening over there. It's hard
- 2:19:25Speaker 2: to get the right buttons. We're sitting here, Deb and I,
- 2:19:28Speaker 2: and Deb and I, our ears are like, we're like bloodhounds.
- 2:19:31Speaker 2: And we hear this fart come over, and we immediately
- 2:19:34Speaker 2: look at each other. Because I didn't do it. We
- 2:19:38Speaker 2: think that's in-house. Right. We just hear that going on.
- 2:19:41Speaker 2: I'm like, are we selling turds? Do we have a
- 2:19:45Speaker 2: new client that's selling turds? Is that what we're doing?
- 2:19:46Speaker 4: Jump on the talkback.
- 2:19:47Speaker 17: Out on the air. Out on the air.
- 2:19:52Speaker 2: I think it angers me just because. Audacity. Yeah, I
- 2:19:55Speaker 2: think that's why I'm just like, as soon as I
- 2:19:58Speaker 2: think that you can't stoop so low, you found another
- 2:20:02Speaker 2: opportunity to squeeze out a couple of bucks from us.
- 2:20:05Speaker 4: This is no different than turning the screen around at anywhere, right?
- 2:20:08Speaker 4: You didn't do anything and ask how much you want.
- 2:20:11Speaker 4: I want a tip.
- 2:20:12Speaker 6: Right.
- 2:20:12Speaker 3: It says, look, here it says, obviously, this is getting
- 2:20:15Speaker 3: just completely blasted online. It says in today's economy, when
- 2:20:19Speaker 3: you talk about people being pushed and tipped over the
- 2:20:21Speaker 3: edge for everything right now, it's yet another level of capitalism.
- 2:20:24Speaker 3: People want to grow their business, but there should be
- 2:20:25Speaker 3: a line somewhere in the sand. Now, look, you don't
- 2:20:27Speaker 3: have to use these spots.
- 2:20:28Speaker 2: There are plenty. Like they say in this, like there's
- 2:20:30Speaker 2: 7,000 spots in all these malls that are completely free.
- 2:20:33Speaker 2: That's not the problem, Jim. They can't use those spots. Yeah,
- 2:20:37Speaker 2: you're right. They cannot. Not the way that they used to.
- 2:20:40Speaker 2: I don't know how I could convince the uber wealthy
- 2:20:44Speaker 2: people that first comes first. is okay. I guess, I
- 2:20:51Speaker 2: don't know. So Texter says Florida Mall does not charge
- 2:20:54Speaker 2: for parking. They do charge for valet parking and so
- 2:20:56Speaker 2: does Mall of Millennia. And the reason why is that
- 2:20:59Speaker 2: mall has like a night, not a nightclub, but like
- 2:21:01Speaker 2: it used to have Blue Martini in there and it
- 2:21:03Speaker 2: also has.
- 2:21:04Speaker 4: No, it has called Neiman Marcus and those bitches don't
- 2:21:07Speaker 4: want to walk.
- 2:21:10Speaker 2: They have a couple of nice restaurants in there, I believe,
- 2:21:11Speaker 2: as well.
- 2:21:13Speaker 4: I haven't been there. I mean, I've been to the mall,
- 2:21:15Speaker 4: but now Blue Martini's moved out. Yeah, it's moved out
- 2:21:17Speaker 4: because they used to be Tiger Stomp. You see all
- 2:21:20Speaker 4: the Aston Martins, the Maserati, the Lamborghini.
- 2:21:24Speaker 2: The Ferrari. That was the hunting grounds for Mr. Woods
- 2:21:28Speaker 2: for a while over there. Well, dude, Blue Martini, when
- 2:21:30Speaker 2: one night you could have a booth with... Tiger Woods,
- 2:21:33Speaker 2: Michael Jordan, and Derek Jeter all at the same table.
- 2:21:37Speaker 2: And then across the way, it would be Ken Griffey Jr.,
- 2:21:39Speaker 2: Dee Brown, and Dennis Scott or Shaq or whatever.
- 2:21:41Speaker 4: Don't give Tiger too much credit. He liked a good
- 2:21:44Speaker 4: Perkins waitress every once in a while, too.
- 2:21:46Speaker 2: And now you go there and it's just like a
- 2:21:47Speaker 2: drunk Chuck E. Cheese and the polar bear from Icy.
- 2:21:52Speaker 2: What happened to this place, man? We used to have
- 2:21:55Speaker 2: boy bands. It's Chuck E. Cheese and King Henry with
- 2:22:03Speaker 2: a turkey leg in costume. And the one dude from
- 2:22:07Speaker 2: Cirque du Soleil, the weird walking guy. Appliance direct and
- 2:22:10Speaker 2: fun spots over at that table. The dude with the
- 2:22:15Speaker 2: eye patch and the chick with the cast. They're all chilling.
- 2:22:19Speaker 2: What a cast of characters we have here in Orlando.
- 2:22:21Speaker 2: This drink costs too much. This food, it's huge. What
- 2:22:28Speaker 2: was the other one? The other characters we had in town.
- 2:22:31Speaker 2: What's the used car guy from over on the coast?
- 2:22:35Speaker 2: The big dude. Family Automart. Family Automart. I got to
- 2:22:39Speaker 2: tell you, if you want, if you people are just
- 2:22:41Speaker 2: coming to town and you didn't get to experience. The
- 2:22:45Speaker 2: local advertising and local production that was the family Auto
- 2:22:49Speaker 2: Mart commercials. Remember Cletus?
- 2:22:51Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 2:22:52Speaker 2: They had characters. Oh, my God, dude. It was crazy.
- 2:22:55Speaker 2: My first house was right down the block from their lot.
- 2:22:58Speaker 2: We actually had them at one of our sporting clays tournament.
- 2:23:01Speaker 17: Oh, really?
- 2:23:02Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 2:23:02Speaker 3: And you remember the, it's so funny. They were an advertiser.
- 2:23:06Speaker 3: They became so popular. They started doing endorsements for other companies.
- 2:23:10Speaker 6: Yes.
- 2:23:10Speaker 2: Do you remember which one?
- 2:23:11Speaker 21: No.
- 2:23:12Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 2:23:12Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 2:23:12Speaker 2: Didn't the guy, high tide Harry's. Oh yeah. Didn't the
- 2:23:17Speaker 2: guy from family auto Mart also endorse high tide Harry's.
- 2:23:21Speaker 2: I remember that being a drop. I don't remember him
- 2:23:24Speaker 2: to actually doing the commercial. And you know who the
- 2:23:26Speaker 2: OG is though, right? The OG of all those people is.
- 2:23:30Speaker 2: Artie Grindle, I want to sell you a van. Artie Grindle.
- 2:23:33Speaker 4: Who tried to run his wife over in one of
- 2:23:35Speaker 4: his vans.
- 2:23:36Speaker 2: Did he really?
- 2:23:37Speaker 4: Yeah, don't you remember? That's when I was like legal trouble.
- 2:23:39Speaker 2: I did not remember that. Yeah, you really started this
- 2:23:42Speaker 2: thing off positive. This guy's whole gig was, he was
- 2:23:49Speaker 2: so aggro. He goes, I'm Artie Grindle and I want
- 2:23:51Speaker 2: to sell you a car. He would jump up on
- 2:23:53Speaker 2: his cars and kick in the windshields. You guys remember that?
- 2:23:57Speaker 18: Oh, yeah.
- 2:23:58Speaker 2: He'd jump up and.
- 2:23:58Speaker 3: Down like a maniac on the hood of a car. Man,
- 2:24:03Speaker 3: that's what we're missing now. There's no more great local
- 2:24:05Speaker 3: commercials anymore. I don't want to body shame, but I'm
- 2:24:08Speaker 3: about to a little bit. But there's a new car salesman.
- 2:24:11Speaker 3: He'll pop up as a YouTube ad every now and then.
- 2:24:14Speaker 3: But every time I see him, I'm just like, he's
- 2:24:17Speaker 3: got a 50-50 body.
- 2:24:19Speaker 2: He's 50% upper torso, 50% bottom torso.
- 2:24:24Speaker 8: Okay.
- 2:24:24Speaker 2: So it kind of just looks like a... Big torso
- 2:24:26Speaker 2: with feet?
- 2:24:27Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:24:27Speaker 2: Like a Humpty Dumpty? He just looks like he's half leg,
- 2:24:30Speaker 2: half arm.
- 2:24:31Speaker 23: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:24:31Speaker 2: Who is it? I forgot his name, but once you
- 2:24:33Speaker 2: see him, it's very Slender Man. And he just looks Gumby-esque. God,
- 2:24:37Speaker 2: do you remember the guy... It's so funny that.
- 2:24:39Speaker 3: You could probably find these on YouTube, but they did
- 2:24:42Speaker 3: these two characters, and they were like these hillbilly characters.
- 2:24:44Speaker 3: They had those fake hillbilly teeth. And they did this song, Fixin'
- 2:24:47Speaker 3: to Learn Ya.
- 2:24:49Speaker 2: You remember that? I'm fixing to learn you. I'm fixing
- 2:24:51Speaker 2: to learn you. About the deal on a car or whatever.
- 2:24:55Speaker 2: That is a lost art, man. That local, cheesy, campy commercial.
- 2:25:01Speaker 4: The only ones are the Appliance Direct.
- 2:25:04Speaker 2: They don't even do that anymore. Oh, they do. Yeah,
- 2:25:06Speaker 2: I think they do. I got them on YouTube. YouTube ad.
- 2:25:09Speaker 2: Family Auto Mart, we had them do an ID for us. Oh,
- 2:25:11Speaker 2: did they really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:25:12Speaker 4: Yeah, but he doesn't say, you pay too much. And
- 2:25:16Speaker 4: the woman with the knee brace is gone.
- 2:25:18Speaker 2: Terry, I think was her name.
- 2:25:19Speaker 1: Terry.
- 2:25:19Speaker 2: But there's one on the coast, and I think that's
- 2:25:22Speaker 2: one of the only ones left. Somebody said there is
- 2:25:23Speaker 2: one over here. Yeah, somebody said that there was one
- 2:25:26Speaker 2: out by us, but there's not. I looked everywhere, and
- 2:25:28Speaker 2: there's no— I mean, there was even no listing for it.
- 2:25:30Speaker 2: Last time I went, it was where the Tibby's Plaza
- 2:25:33Speaker 2: is on 436. Oh, over in Atlanta. Yeah, it used
- 2:25:36Speaker 2: to be there was a giant yellow warehouse a little
- 2:25:39Speaker 2: further east, but then they kind of shrunk out of
- 2:25:42Speaker 2: that and went to a storefront by Tibby's.
- 2:25:44Speaker 3: They're the last of that breed, right? You pay too much, guys.
- 2:25:49Speaker 3: That's the last of the local ad breed.
- 2:25:52Speaker 4: That's all I can think of.
- 2:25:54Speaker 2: Maybe the Fun Spot guys, but they're just local businessmen.
- 2:25:57Speaker 2: They didn't try to do anything. They didn't have a
- 2:25:59Speaker 2: campy hook like the eye patch or the cast or
- 2:26:01Speaker 2: anything like that. I thought those were real injuries. No,
- 2:26:04Speaker 2: get out of here. You're going to tell me that
- 2:26:06Speaker 2: guy was faking an eye injury? Dude.
- 2:26:09Speaker 6: No.
- 2:26:10Speaker 2: Are you serious, dude? This is an episode that's been
- 2:26:13Speaker 2: filled with me getting epiphany after epiphany.
- 2:26:16Speaker 3: You're telling me that chick wore that cast for like
- 2:26:18Speaker 3: six years? That's the worst break of all time. That
- 2:26:22Speaker 3: cast was a thing, dude. It's like a Silence of
- 2:26:25Speaker 3: the Lambs thing.
- 2:26:26Speaker 2: They want you to get in the van so they
- 2:26:27Speaker 2: can put you in the well and then sell you stuff.
- 2:26:31Speaker 2: I thought that was just like an ace bandage.
- 2:26:33Speaker 7: No, dude.
- 2:26:33Speaker 2: That she was committed to. No, I'm telling you, man. Yeah,
- 2:26:37Speaker 2: somebody just said David Moss. David Moss, well, he was
- 2:26:39Speaker 2: a character. I knew David well, but he wasn't a character.
- 2:26:42Speaker 2: What about Tires Ain't Pretty?
- 2:26:44Speaker 6: Oh, that's it.
- 2:26:45Speaker 4: Yeah, Tires Ain't Pretty.
- 2:26:47Speaker 6: Sam?
- 2:26:47Speaker 2: Sam Bear? Sam Bear. Sam Bear.
- 2:26:51Speaker 4: Where you throw the tire through the window? Or the
- 2:26:53Speaker 4: old lady, they still would play that commercial with the
- 2:26:55Speaker 4: old lady walking up with the tire and throw it
- 2:26:57Speaker 4: through the window, if I'm remembering that correctly.
- 2:26:59Speaker 3: And that business was one of the oldest in Orlando
- 2:27:03Speaker 3: for the longest time. That shoe store was around for
- 2:27:04Speaker 3: like 80 years. You had the Mattress Barn guy. Remember
- 2:27:08Speaker 3: Mattress Barn? He was always doing commercials over in Brevard.
- 2:27:12Speaker 3: I know he had season tickets to the Magic.
- 2:27:15Speaker 6: Oh, did he really?
- 2:27:15Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:27:19Speaker 2: God, man, we need to do that. We need to
- 2:27:20Speaker 2: bring that back, man. We need to get some business out.
- 2:27:23Speaker 2: Do something dumb so we can kind of watch and
- 2:27:24Speaker 2: have some fun with it. I bet they made a
- 2:27:26Speaker 2: bunch of money with that stuff.
- 2:27:27Speaker 7: Too, man.
- 2:27:28Speaker 2: I know they still go viral every now and then,
- 2:27:33Speaker 2: but the virality is now fake. It used to get
- 2:27:37Speaker 2: a lot of views because can you believe how crazy
- 2:27:39Speaker 2: this is? guy is? But now it's... It seems... He's
- 2:27:43Speaker 2: doing it for the likes and views. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:27:46Speaker 2: And back in the day, you're just doing it for attention.
- 2:27:48Speaker 2: Just anything... Which is the same thing. I mean, likes
- 2:27:51Speaker 2: and views and attention. Is Family Artemark... Is it still around?
- 2:27:56Speaker 2: We know Appliance Direct is still around. We know that
- 2:27:58Speaker 2: Sam Baer is, I think, gone. I don't think the
- 2:28:00Speaker 2: shoe store is there anymore, but I don't know if
- 2:28:02Speaker 2: that's still around. That guy was not blind in one eye.
- 2:28:06Speaker 2: I don't think so, buddy. I think the eye patch
- 2:28:09Speaker 2: was a gimmick. Look it up. That's such a hot take.
- 2:28:14Speaker 2: Why is that a hot take? Because you don't... Don't
- 2:28:17Speaker 2: you find it odd that they both had injuries?
- 2:28:19Speaker 3: Don't you find that in the least bit odd? What
- 2:28:21Speaker 3: are the chances of two people having injuries that last lifetimes?
- 2:28:25Speaker 3: It was for attention, man.
- 2:28:26Speaker 2: Well, no, I just think it's somewhat of a hot
- 2:28:29Speaker 2: take to look at anybody with an eye patch and
- 2:28:31Speaker 2: go faking it.
- 2:28:32Speaker 7: His name....
- 2:28:35Speaker 2: His name is Sam Pak, right? Sam P-A-K... Eye patch.
- 2:28:39Speaker 2: Sand pack? Yeah, real. Oh, come on, Jack. Stop it. No,
- 2:28:43Speaker 2: it was sand pack. Yeah, sand pack. Was it not
- 2:28:45Speaker 2: pockets pack? Oh, okay. Maybe it is pockets. I always
- 2:28:49Speaker 2: thought it was pack. Okay. The eye patch was legit.
- 2:29:02Speaker 2: I will give you 100 of my finest dollars if
- 2:29:07Speaker 2: within two guesses you can guess what happened to his
- 2:29:10Speaker 2: eye and why he wears the eye patch. Lawn dart. No,
- 2:29:14Speaker 2: that's one guess. Dishwasher accident.
- 2:29:18Speaker 6: No.
- 2:29:18Speaker 4: Somebody farted in his pillow.
- 2:29:20Speaker 2: Oh, good one, Deb. Thanks. He doesn't wear it anymore, though,
- 2:29:23Speaker 2: because he had a cornea transplant and it's all good now.
- 2:29:25Speaker 2: Pool cue. It's a sport. Oh, okay.
- 2:29:31Speaker 3: He took a racquetball to the eye at 20 years old,
- 2:29:35Speaker 3: and it dislodged his cornea, but he didn't want to
- 2:29:37Speaker 3: have the surgery, so he wore the eye patch for
- 2:29:39Speaker 3: a while.
- 2:29:40Speaker 2: But he's 54 years old now. He's had a cornea transplant,
- 2:29:42Speaker 2: and everything's fine. That was awesome. You want to look
- 2:29:50Speaker 2: up arthritis in that Terry's knee?
- 2:29:53Speaker 3: Now I have to find out if Terry's dead. All right, 407-916-1041,
- 2:29:57Speaker 3: text us, 77031. Deb, got some news for us?
- 2:30:00Speaker 4: A man and a woman are accused of burglarizing the
- 2:30:03Speaker 4: home of a couple killed in a crash. Special place
- 2:30:05Speaker 4: in hell for folks like that. A verdict is in
- 2:30:08Speaker 4: for the murder of a Microsoft executive, and a country
- 2:30:11Speaker 4: music superstar announces an Orlando Arena stop. We'll talk about
- 2:30:15Speaker 4: that next during You Heard It Here First.
- 2:30:17Speaker 2: You got it. We'll come back and get Deb's news
- 2:30:19Speaker 2: and get the hell out of here on a Wednesday.
- 2:30:20Speaker 2: This here's the family, man. You're listening to The Real Radio.
- 2:30:27Speaker 1: It's time for a Talkback Purge on the Jim Colbert Show.
- 2:30:39Speaker 2: Does anyone remember when Ernest P.
- 2:30:45Speaker 16: Worrell used to do commercials for TV 35, which is
- 2:30:50Speaker 16: now Fox 35?
- 2:30:50Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. He'd do his little thing where he'd do
- 2:30:53Speaker 2: commercials and.
- 2:30:54Speaker 21: He'd be Hey Vern, you gonna watch the Beverly Hillbillies
- 2:30:58Speaker 21: on TV 35?
- 2:31:00Speaker 2: Coming up right next. Stick around.
- 2:31:05Speaker 15: Help me, Jack Juan Kenobi. You're my only hope. That
- 2:31:08Speaker 15: song that was just playing behind the Family Auto Mart
- 2:31:12Speaker 15: liner that you just played. What's the name of that song?
- 2:31:14Speaker 15: I've been wanting to know for years. Jim Phillips always
- 2:31:18Speaker 15: used to use it for all of his liners. I
- 2:31:20Speaker 15: need to know, what's the name of that song?
- 2:31:23Speaker 2: Wayfaring Stranger by Eva Cassidy.
- 2:31:28Speaker 15: Whoa.
- 2:31:28Speaker 23: All right, so the thing with the woman, when they
- 2:31:31Speaker 23: first started doing the commercial, she was in it.
- 2:31:34Speaker 8: And she had the cast on.
- 2:31:35Speaker 2: Right.
- 2:31:36Speaker 20: And then either the audience was, they got a little
- 2:31:41Speaker 20: disturbed when she didn't have it or they just decided
- 2:31:43Speaker 20: to run with it.
- 2:31:44Speaker 2: But yes, it was a prop. After, initially, she actually
- 2:31:49Speaker 2: needed it. So, yes, it's both. She wasn't even an actor.
- 2:31:54Speaker 2: She was a schoolteacher.
- 2:31:55Speaker 4: Yeah, she's just on there with the knee brace, and.
- 2:31:58Speaker 2: She was scratching dead like the stuff she was selling. Oh,
- 2:32:01Speaker 2: my God, dude. Damn. That was the symbolism. Oh, my God. Okay. Hey, Ohana.
- 2:32:08Speaker 2: You're such a duck.
- 2:32:08Speaker 18: So glad you mentioned Art Grendel. Man, he was the OG.
- 2:32:13Speaker 1: That guy was a wild man.
- 2:32:14Speaker 19: Aloha.
- 2:32:15Speaker 10: Aloha.
- 2:32:15Speaker 6: Aloha.
- 2:32:17Speaker 2: Man, I grew up on that family auto mart, too.
- 2:32:21Speaker 12: Some boo-coo minivans.
- 2:32:24Speaker 8: Boo-coo.
- 2:32:25Speaker 24: They had a lot of cars with me.
- 2:32:28Speaker 2: Look out for me and Irene. So good, dude. Okay.
- 2:32:34Speaker 2: Come on. Come on.
- 2:32:36Speaker 7: It's okay.
- 2:32:37Speaker 2: Can you feel the tension in the air? I can
- 2:32:39Speaker 2: feel it all the way down in my plums.
- 2:32:41Speaker 1: Yes.
- 2:32:42Speaker 2: Obscured by the clouds.
- 2:32:44Speaker 17: Light the candle.
- 2:32:47Speaker 2: Let the boy watch. Let the boy watch. That's your purge.
- 2:32:54Speaker 2: Unreal show today, guys. So much fun. Lord have mercy.
- 2:32:58Speaker 2: What a show today. I think more texts than we've
- 2:33:00Speaker 2: ever gotten on the program today. Jack, if you could
- 2:33:02Speaker 2: do us all an honor and read the text that
- 2:33:04Speaker 2: had us rolling on the break.
- 2:33:07Speaker 10: Hurry. Oh, man.
- 2:33:10Speaker 2: It was the top one. There's so many coming in, buddy, though.
- 2:33:13Speaker 2: It cycles down so fast. Jimmy, Uber, vigilant on the
- 2:33:17Speaker 2: handicap beat. Get out of that wheelchair, Hawking, you complete fraud.
- 2:33:24Speaker 2: As you perfectly said, I read that one and laughed
- 2:33:26Speaker 2: my ass off as well. So many good times. All right. 407-916-1041.
- 2:33:30Speaker 2: Text us 77031. Welcome back. I'm Jim. Deb, Jack, and
- 2:33:33Speaker 2: Ross are here as well. Speaking of Deb, let's do
- 2:33:35Speaker 2: You Heard It Here First.
- 2:33:37Speaker 1: It's time for You Heard It Here First on the
- 2:33:41Speaker 1: Jim Colbert Show.
- 2:33:42Speaker 4: Like I said, a special place in hell for people
- 2:33:44Speaker 4: like this. A man and woman are accused of burglarizing
- 2:33:47Speaker 4: the Coral Gables home of a couple killed in a
- 2:33:49Speaker 4: helicopter crash in Kenya. Police say Gabor Garcia and Melanie
- 2:33:54Speaker 4: Perdomo stole luxury cars, expensive art, and other valuable items.
- 2:33:58Speaker 4: The burglary was reported.
- 2:33:59Speaker 2: By the housekeeper.
- 2:34:00Speaker 4: On August 23rd, just four days after the deadly accident,
- 2:34:04Speaker 4: thankfully investigators were able to find the suspects by tracking
- 2:34:08Speaker 4: the location of a stolen MacBook and Range Rover. Charges
- 2:34:12Speaker 4: include burglary and grand theft.
- 2:34:14Speaker 13: Wow.
- 2:34:14Speaker 2: Wow.
- 2:34:15Speaker 4: One of three people accused in a murder-for-hire plot is
- 2:34:18Speaker 4: being found guilty in Jacksonville. The jury has convicted Mario
- 2:34:21Speaker 4: Fernandez-Saldana of arranging the shooting death of his wife's ex-husband,
- 2:34:27Speaker 4: Microsoft executive Jared Breidegen. His widow, Kirsten, says it's a
- 2:34:31Speaker 4: welcome verdict.
- 2:34:32Speaker 9: Truth was seen in that courtroom. The jury saw that
- 2:34:35Speaker 9: truth and they acted accordingly. And because of that, Mario
- 2:34:38Speaker 9: Fernandez is a murderer and he will be put away
- 2:34:41Speaker 9: for the rest of his life as he deserves.
- 2:34:44Speaker 4: Now, the victim's former wife, Shana Gardner, is also charged
- 2:34:47Speaker 4: with his murder and her trial will begin in September
- 2:34:49Speaker 4: while a third Henry Tennant also awaits trial. Breitigan was
- 2:34:53Speaker 4: shot dead in Jacksonville Beach in 2022 when he got
- 2:34:56Speaker 4: out of his vehicle to remove a tire blocking the road.
- 2:34:59Speaker 4: His two-year-old daughter was inside his car at the time.
- 2:35:03Speaker 4: And then finally, country music superstar Garth Brooks is announcing
- 2:35:06Speaker 4: back-to-back performances in Orlando as part of his Blame It
- 2:35:09Speaker 4: All on My Roots arena tour. Two shows are scheduled
- 2:35:12Speaker 4: at the Kia Center on September 25th and 26th. Tickets
- 2:35:16Speaker 4: go on sale one week from today. You are not
- 2:35:19Speaker 4: allowed to go to the one on September 26th. You
- 2:35:20Speaker 4: have a prior engagement.
- 2:35:23Speaker 3: I texted my wife this morning when I saw that immediately.
- 2:35:25Speaker 3: She said, yeah, but all the tickets are one price.
- 2:35:27Speaker 3: They're going to go so fast, we're never going to
- 2:35:29Speaker 3: get a seat. I guess all the tickets are $ 154 regardless.
- 2:35:32Speaker 2: Really? I repeat, you cannot go to the one on
- 2:35:35Speaker 2: the 26th because you will be somewhere. Where am I
- 2:35:38Speaker 2: going to be? What's going on? We already made the
- 2:35:40Speaker 2: promo that says you're actually showing up to Sons, Pups,
- 2:35:42Speaker 2: and Pints this year. Yes, we are.
- 2:35:44Speaker 4: And you heard it here first on the Jim Colbert Show.
- 2:35:47Speaker 2: I hear Kelly's is opening. Dude, how do you know
- 2:35:50Speaker 2: the milkshake song lady? Deb, who do we have to
- 2:35:54Speaker 2: thank today?
- 2:35:55Speaker 4: We want to thank that mortgage guy, Don, for saucing
- 2:35:58Speaker 4: up our Wednesdays. Thank you so much, that mortgage guy, Don.
- 2:36:00Speaker 2: My hero.
- 2:36:05Speaker 4: Just in case you missed Animal House or our chat
- 2:36:07Speaker 4: with Scott, both of their podcasts have already been posted
- 2:36:10Speaker 4: to the Jim Colbert Show. And last but never least,
- 2:36:12Speaker 4: Sam Bowen, Candice Rich, and Alicia Badass Bullwear for running
- 2:36:16Speaker 4: our YouTube chat.
- 2:36:17Speaker 2: Thanks, guys. Appreciate it, as we do every single day. Jack,
- 2:36:20Speaker 2: question of the day? In our YouTube chat, have you
- 2:36:22Speaker 2: been to a mall this year?
- 2:36:23Speaker 24: Yeah.
- 2:36:26Speaker 6: Oh, uh.
- 2:36:27Speaker 2: 48% say yes. Pretty good.
- 2:36:31Speaker 6: 40%.
- 2:36:31Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Not bad.
- 2:36:33Speaker 4: Not bad.
- 2:36:33Speaker 3: Hey, 14 sketches coming up this Saturday. Mount Dora Music Hall.
- 2:36:37Speaker 3: It's going to be a good-ass time. It's a fun gig.
- 2:36:40Speaker 3: 14 of the most brilliant sketch comedy scenes.
- 2:36:44Speaker 2: Come on down to Mount Dora to see the best
- 2:36:46Speaker 2: show I've ever made.
- 2:36:48Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 2:36:48Speaker 2: Very nice, man.
- 2:36:49Speaker 3: It's rosscomedy.com or realradio.fm slash events.
- 2:36:52Speaker 2: We would love to see you there. It's going to
- 2:36:53Speaker 2: be a good-ass time. And that happens Saturday in Mount Dora.
- 2:36:57Speaker 4: I believe that's realradio.fm slash comedy.
- 2:36:59Speaker 2: Comedy. My apologies.
- 2:37:00Speaker 4: We were testing you.
- 2:37:02Speaker 2: Oh, thank you. You failed. Yeah. Miserably. All right. Trying
- 2:37:06Speaker 2: to get his Garth Brooks tickets. All right.
- 2:37:08Speaker 3: Coming up tomorrow, we'll have Chloe G will be in
- 2:37:10Speaker 3: corporate court tomorrow for a Thursday edition, not to mention
- 2:37:13Speaker 3: all your calls, texts, and talkbacks all day long. On
- 2:37:16Speaker 3: behalf of Deb, Jack, and Ross, I'm Jim. We follow
- 2:37:19Speaker 3: the new Shucky. They follow the monsters of the morning.
- 2:37:21Speaker 3: After us, it's Tom and Ann with the Corporate Time
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- 2:38:13Speaker 2: lanes of I-4 eastbound near.