Latest / The Indycar Dad Podcast / Indycar Dad Podcast - The INDYCAR Fan Transfer Porta - Ep. 37
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- Indycar Dad: Welcome to the IndyCar Dad Podcast. I was thinking, wouldn't it be fun if we had a silly season for fans too? Maybe we need like a IndyCar fan transfer portal where fans can put themselves up and teams can bid on us through influence and bribery. As such, I'd like to announce my entry as the first person in the IndyCar Fan Portal. At the end of the season, it's possible that my loyalty as a fan will be available to the highest bidder. I'm selling my fandom as a free agent. And I think my skills as a Felix Rosenquist super fan were admired by others and seen by millions. But I feel that it might be time to capitalize upon my experience and stature. What am I asking for? Well, this season I provided great value in terms of track side fun, strange inventions, social media posts, and just positive vibes. I also learned to stay the fuck out of the way in the pits. That's valuable information. For 2027, I'm not saying I won't be back with Felix Rosenquist, but I am a free agent, you know. Contact me further for information about how IndyCar Dad can be your fan next year. IndyCar Fan, Silly Season Update Number 2. I might be selling my fandom for 2027 to the highest bidder. I'm hoping to secure in exchange for my loyal fandom. One, a hardcard credential that actually has my picture on it. Plus, last-minute access to hospitality breakfasts so I can make efficient use of the leftover scrambled eggs, cranberry juice, and stale bagels that no one else wanted. One photo shoot where I pretend to hold an air gun as if I'm qualified to change a tire. And a sticker, a sticker or something, something with the team on it, that I could pray me put on my toolbox or my car or my truck. I'd also like one high five from a crew member and one head nod with eye contact and a possible finger point from my assigned driver. I'd also like a shirt and a hat. They don't have to be new. I'm the youngest of five kids, so I'm totally cool with hammy downs. Final request I'd like to request a share of the team's uncrustable sandwiches. I've heard they have hundreds of them in the transporter, and I want some. IndyCar Fan Silly Season Update. I might be selling my fandom for 2027 to the highest bidder. Here's what a driver or team can expect to receive in 2027 from IndyCar Dad. Unlike other IndyCar influencers, I'm not a journalist. I don't even have to have integrity. And as such, I'm willing and able to defend any questionable strategy your team might have. Every fuel save, no matter how boring, will be brilliant. All on track incidents will be the other driver's fault, and every failure or bad weekend will be referred to as collecting good data. I'll never fail to say things like, My driver is still mathematically in the hunt for the championship. And finally, before any race weekend, I'll do my research and be happy to tell anyone about our driver's best ever finish at this track. I'll recall that moment like it was yesterday, and I could even say things like He's still the king of this place. Enjoy the silly season, everyone. If you want to be included in the IndyCar Fan Transfer Portal, make a video and tag me in it at IndyCarDad. I'll share it. Alright, final IndyCar fan silly season update. I might be selling my fandom for 2027 to the highest bidder. Here's some facts you might not know about IndyCar Dad. Besides being more fun than a stuck pop-off valve, I'll attend more races in 2026 than almost any other fan. Eight of them. I have a weekly IndyCar podcast that is listened to by literally dozens of people. I post to IndyCar Dad so IndyCar Dad social media almost daily. I'm like a screenager. I have over 200,000 views on Reddit just this season. And if you want to swe send me any swag to sway my opinion, I wear a size medium shirt, a size large hoodie, size 11 shoes, and I wear 32 by 32 pants. Contact me if you're looking for an IndyTar Superfan for 2027.