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Is That Pink or Red? · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: Is that pink or red? It's one more thing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm strong and getty.
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  Speaker 1: Before we get to the topic matter of the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: We don't usually do breaking news for the podcast because
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  Speaker 1: it would be kind of silly since by definition, you're
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  Speaker 1: going to listen to it, you know, later today or
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  Speaker 1: this week or two years from now. But Kamala Harris
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  Speaker 1: just stepped to the microphone everybody carried it live for
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  Speaker 1: a big announcement about the news of the day. And
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  Speaker 1: she walked up to a podium with it looks like
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  Speaker 1: the White House binder anyway, some Washington, d c. Looking
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  Speaker 1: building with an American flag on one side, another flag
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  Speaker 1: on the other side, had all the trappings of I'm
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  Speaker 1: President of the United States. Walked up to the microphone
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  Speaker 1: in the podium and just talked about with the revelations
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  Speaker 1: today that Donald Trump admires Hitler and his desire to
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  Speaker 1: be a fascist, the American people have a decision to make.
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  Speaker 1: Do we want to allow this to happen Donald Trump
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  Speaker 1: to take total power or are we going to choose
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  Speaker 1: a different direction. We have thirteen days to decide. And
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  Speaker 1: then she turned around and walked off. I mean, it
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  Speaker 1: was super over the top dramatic, the way it looked
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  Speaker 1: and everything. You're gonna tell me that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm shaking my head. I'm trying to comprehend this.
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  Speaker 1: How about that whole thing was coordinated the Jeffrey Goldberg
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  Speaker 1: Atlantic piece with Kelly and the tape and then we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna release it. And they had this visual lined out
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  Speaker 1: already where she's gonna look like she's president, like she's
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  Speaker 1: in front. It looked like she was in the Rose Garden.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it looked like. And I'll bet this whole
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  Speaker 1: thing was orchestrated. We'll see how it lands. Boy, that's desperation, man,
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  Speaker 1: further evidence of who Donald Trump really is. In thirteen days,
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  Speaker 1: we will have a decision to make. She said, I
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  Speaker 1: just rolled my eyes so hard. I stared at my
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  Speaker 1: brain for a moment.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. We'll getting good up there. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, we'll be following that on the Armstrong and
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  Speaker 1: Getty Radio show next episode. Look for where you can
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  Speaker 1: find that, or keep finding our podcasts Armstrong and Getty
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  Speaker 1: on demand. Set this little thing up here, this little
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  Speaker 1: comedy bit, whatever it is, Katie, all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, so this is just a little cartoon.
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  Speaker 4: There's two guys talking and then the third voice that
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  Speaker 4: you're gonna hear is a monster that is supposed to
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  Speaker 4: represent our auto auto prediction text on our phone.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, God, I just wish that Hollywood would stop making
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  Speaker 5: these lame cash grabs and make something original for a change.
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  Speaker 2: Oh death, definally.
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  Speaker 1: What No?
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  Speaker 3: I meant death defiantly?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, you you meant to say defiantly the duck.
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  Speaker 1: Duck's following me around all day.
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  Speaker 3: He's been consistently.
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  Speaker 1: Interjectively no, no, it's constantly you're welcome. Oh man, that
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  Speaker 1: seems like it can get annoying. Yeah, you're telling you
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  Speaker 1: what I said.
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  Speaker 3: You're wrong your You used your instead of your, like
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  Speaker 3: you're a dumbass.
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  Speaker 4: How is that?
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  Speaker 3: Even Presbyterian Philo didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Even make me say.
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  Speaker 6: Funny beautiful, that is funny between the accurate, but yeah,
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  Speaker 6: between the iPhone guessing is so wildly wrong as to
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  Speaker 6: what my next word is going.
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  Speaker 1: To be and then correcting the correct word. That's what
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  Speaker 1: the one that drives drives me crazy. Were is a word,
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  Speaker 1: It's an actual word. It comes up regularly in conversation.
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  Speaker 1: We were going to do that, but now we can't.
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  Speaker 1: Well we are no. No quit change, quit putting the
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  Speaker 1: apostrophe in don't make me spend like thirty seconds trying
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  Speaker 1: to fix warr into weird.
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  Speaker 6: Ah.
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  Speaker 2: The number of times I've sent what the hill?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what the heel?
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  Speaker 3: Are you talking about? What the he will? Huh?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: What like one is consistently?
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  Speaker 5: I mean all people always write heel as in he
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  Speaker 5: will and they.
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  Speaker 3: Never write hell and text. I don't. I don't get
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  Speaker 3: healthy decide. I mean, what percentages is? What percentages are
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  Speaker 3: involved that it's strong enough that you just go ahead
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  Speaker 3: and correct it, whether I want you to or not.
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  Speaker 1: Well, particularly with weir and weird, those are both very
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  Speaker 1: very common words.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I'm confused by the algorithm on that.
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  Speaker 4: Stuff, just like I would start to say, properly's Presbyteria.
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  Speaker 1: I makes sense?
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  Speaker 5: Well, And as again with my gihad when your voice
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  Speaker 5: texting Apple, If an American male says he's going to
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  Speaker 5: make a tee time, it's spelled te not tea. We're
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  Speaker 5: not going to gather with our little to tea cups
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  Speaker 5: and our crumpets, with our pinkies out and sip tea.
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  Speaker 5: We're gonna freaking hit golf balls, all right, Apple, all right.
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  Speaker 1: What's stunning to me, and I actually am interested in
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  Speaker 1: this is how it seems to me to be significantly
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  Speaker 1: worse than it was a couple of years ago. I
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  Speaker 1: used to voice text all the time and it was
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  Speaker 1: pretty effortless. Now they put in random commas that make
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  Speaker 1: it almost unreadable, and it has gotten worse.
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  Speaker 3: They're trying to do more.
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  Speaker 1: But it's but I would think you would test it
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  Speaker 1: and realize, well, this is worse than it was before,
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  Speaker 1: so let's keep working on it until we roll it out.
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  Speaker 1: Voice texting is absolutely worse than it was a couple
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  Speaker 1: of years ago. Without a doubt. I voiced text all
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  Speaker 1: day home.
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  Speaker 2: So this is a little off off the topic of this.
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  Speaker 4: Have you guys ever had somebody text you a bunch
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  Speaker 4: of curse words and here Siri read it back to you.
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  Speaker 1: It's hysteroi yeah, oh yeah, yeah. When I walk at night,
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  Speaker 1: I'm usually listening to podcasts and when I get texts
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  Speaker 1: it Siri reads it to me and says, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Joe just sent you a text, And then it is
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  Speaker 1: funny to hear in her voice, Ah wow.
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  Speaker 3: I will remember that.
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  Speaker 2: I'll send you it just a curse word laden text
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  Speaker 2: later and.
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  Speaker 1: Have please please, Speaking of texts and emojis and all
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  Speaker 1: that different sort of stuff, I just became aware of
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  Speaker 1: this the other day. The pink heart is significantly different
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  Speaker 1: than the red heart. And I guess until recently there
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  Speaker 1: was only the red heart. I don't know, but the
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  Speaker 1: red heart is a specific like love strong emotion sort
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  Speaker 1: of like probably just between lovers or married people and
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't be used for that, whereas the pink heart is
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  Speaker 1: the dialed down, just kind of work friendly.
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  Speaker 3: And I am not.
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  Speaker 5: Hips to this, and I don't think my wife is either,
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  Speaker 5: and certainly if I'm texting hearts, it's to her.
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  Speaker 4: We've always had the pink heart, it's just been kind
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  Speaker 4: of buried deep in the emojis. But with this new
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  Speaker 4: update that Apple just put out, it's the reaction to
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  Speaker 4: text messages. So when you hold down, it gives you
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  Speaker 4: the option to heart or this or that or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: And so they added the new choice to pick whatever
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  Speaker 4: emoji you want to react to the text messages. So, yes,
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  Speaker 4: the pink heart is a little less I love you
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  Speaker 4: than the red heart.
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  Speaker 3: So I could respond with Santa Claus or a shark.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you could send there the poop emoji. You can
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  Speaker 2: do whatever you want.
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  Speaker 1: I just told Joe we need to be there by five,
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  Speaker 1: and he responded with a pair of pants. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what that means. Yeah, so I think I don't
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  Speaker 1: send emojis as a grown up, but I do receive
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  Speaker 1: them fairly often. And uh, and yeah, you can't be
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  Speaker 1: just sending red hearts all over the place, because that's way, way,
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  Speaker 1: way too intimate.
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  Speaker 2: Responded to one of the group texts with a pickle.
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  Speaker 3: That's not that helpful. I know, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: That was a spicy thing to say or crunchy?
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  Speaker 2: I mystified here, we could have a lot of fun
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  Speaker 2: with this.
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  Speaker 3: Oh boy, a pair of pants?
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  Speaker 1: When would you ever use that?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: You were talking about tight pants earlier.
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  Speaker 1: Jack probably be uh, I want to get these off
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  Speaker 1: of you. I'm when you would use that, but not
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  Speaker 1: as a reaction. No, yeah, you're right, Yeah, what what
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  Speaker 1: circumstances reaction?
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  Speaker 3: Pants?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know when I would ever say that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Or how fruit is that?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And the egg planting please please emoji ABC? I remember
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  Speaker 3: the peach still looks like, Yeah, the peach is.
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  Speaker 1: Still why haven't they. Why haven't they just put a
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  Speaker 1: penis on there as opposed to anybody, as opposed to
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  Speaker 1: coarse idiotic? But everybody uses the egg plant the same way,
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  Speaker 1: So why not just have a penis?
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  Speaker 3: I I use it to indicate a little egg plant
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  Speaker 3: parmagiana would be delicious tonight, Dottie?
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  Speaker 6: All right?
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  Speaker 3: Is that a perverse, childish way you're suggesting?
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  Speaker 2: Is there an emoji for the badge?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Lord, yes, I'm not going there though. Well, I have
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  Speaker 3: my dignity.
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  Speaker 1: What Jack doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: I'm asking what what is it?
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  Speaker 1: What is it?
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  Speaker 2: What is the imagine?
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  Speaker 3: Moody? Look at your phones? Okay, that's one option.
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  Speaker 7: And here's the other one. Here's the other one. Why
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  Speaker 7: do you Okay, two questions. Why do you know this?
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  Speaker 7: Why do you know this? I know all so stuff?
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  Speaker 1: Why do Katie and I not? And you do?
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  Speaker 5: That?
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  Speaker 1: Seems weird like you seem like the last person of
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  Speaker 1: the group here that would know what the the JJ
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  Speaker 1: emojis are.
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  Speaker 3: I absorb everything I come into contact with. Some of
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  Speaker 3: it's useful, some of it's not. I can't help it. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: why did well in school?
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  Speaker 2: The second one makes a little bit of sense. That
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  Speaker 2: first one's just that's rude.
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  Speaker 1: I know who I'm sending that to.
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  Speaker 2: Where do we share?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like we're keeping there from Why are there
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  Speaker 1: two pieces of sushi in that emoji?
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  Speaker 3: This is so childish and idiotic.
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  Speaker 1: I know who I'm sending this to right now to
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  Speaker 1: ask them if they know that.
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  Speaker 2: Taco needs more to it. Also, by the way, it
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  Speaker 2: looks quite blend.
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  Speaker 1: Did did you know this emoji was used to symbolize
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  Speaker 1: a vagina question mark?
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  Speaker 4: Or never?
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  Speaker 3: You know? Anyway, I'm not going there. This is childish
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  Speaker 3: and purient.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna be interested to see what they say.
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  Speaker 3: It is childish.
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  Speaker 1: God, i'd say, yeah, we gotta get out or evolves anymore. Michael,
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  Speaker 1: you join us next time for Joe Getty's tea time.
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  Speaker 6: That's funny.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I guess that's it. Sushi. Just Tallly broke me