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#0118_ STORY INSPIRE: Trump’s Cabinet & Political Chaos · INSPIRE STORY

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Speaker 1: the pinned comment below. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the
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Speaker 1: Tim Dillon Show. Again, from a studio in Miami, the
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Speaker 1: very kind people here. We do pay for it, so,
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Speaker 1: I mean, it's not super kind, of course. You know,
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Speaker 1: we are doing the right thing by them financially, but
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Speaker 1: we are happy to be here. We've been down, I've
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Speaker 1: been down in Florida for a few weeks in Palm Beach.
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Speaker 3: Um.
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Speaker 2: just kind of hanging out.
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Speaker 1: Because it is a moment in history that I don't
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Speaker 1: think we fully appreciate. I don't think anybody fully appreciates
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Speaker 1: what's happening. This is a, you know, and you don't
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Speaker 1: have to like it to appreciate it. That's the other thing.
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Speaker 1: You don't have to like it. You might be terrified
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Speaker 1: of it. You might be scared of it. You know,
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Speaker 1: I'm just saying to observe, which is what I do,
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Speaker 1: I'm not, people are like, are you there to become
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Speaker 1: part of the, yeah, that's what I'm there. I'm the
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Speaker 1: secretary of education now. No, I'm there to have dinner
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Speaker 1: and have coffee and observe and hang out and chat
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Speaker 1: and see what's going on.
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Speaker 2: I find it all very interesting. It's fascinating. And so
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Speaker 2: should you.
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Speaker 1: Everybody whining and yelling and going, this is the end
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Speaker 1: of America, but isn't that a.
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Speaker 2: Thing at least? Shouldn't you be excited about that? I mean,
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Speaker 2: think about it. Let's say it is. I'm not saying
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Speaker 2: it is. I don't think it is.
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Speaker 1: But let's say it is the end of America. It is,
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Speaker 1: at the very least, interesting to watch it happen.
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Speaker 2: I don't believe it is. But for the people that
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Speaker 2: believe it is and they're like, we're tuning out. Wait, why?
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Speaker 2: I understand they're depressed and I get it.
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Speaker 1: But If it is all the things that you think
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Speaker 1: it is, you got to key in. You got to
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Speaker 1: appreciate what is happening. Armie Hammer is the Secretary of
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Speaker 1: the Interior. And I don't know if I love that.
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Speaker 1: But I'm not questioning the.
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Speaker 2: Things.
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Speaker 1: Tulsi Gabbard is now the Director of National Intelligence. Find
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Speaker 1: the message from a few years ago where Tulsi Gabbard
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Speaker 1: asked to get on my podcast and then respond to
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Speaker 1: her right now.
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Speaker 2: Go, hi. Hi, hon. Just saw this now. Just respond
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Speaker 2: to Tulsi. Go, hey, hon.
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Speaker 1: Sorry.
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Speaker 2: Just saw this now. Love the book.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, I got a couple of names for her. She's
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Speaker 1: the director of national intelligence. Oh, I got a couple
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Speaker 1: of names. And I'm not saying they're doing the wrong thing.
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Speaker 1: I'm just saying let's look into it. I have a
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Speaker 1: couple of names. Call me Tulsi. I've got a couple
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Speaker 1: of names. That's all.
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Speaker 2: Couple of names. But we should have had her on maybe.
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Speaker 1: What?
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Speaker 2: Do you have it?
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Speaker 1: Whoever.
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Speaker 4: Whoever ran your social media two years ago wrote back
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Speaker 4: to her. They said, hi, Tulsi, this is blank. I'm
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Speaker 4: helping Tim with his social media. I'll let him know
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Speaker 4: now you reached out. Did that person tell you Tulsi
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Speaker 4: reached out?
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Speaker 1: No, and that person is on the list. That's one
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Speaker 1: of the names. The person who was trying to build
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Speaker 1: my social media, which was fake. Like your friends that
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Speaker 1: we hired who were fake. They're all fake, these social
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Speaker 1: media people. No one can make you famous, by the way.
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Speaker 1: Anyone spending money on people trying to make you famous,
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Speaker 1: ain't nobody going to make you famous. They're going to
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Speaker 1: steal your money. That's all they're going to do. I'm
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Speaker 1: telling you right now, they're going to steal your money.
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Speaker 1: All you kids out there with dreams of being famous,
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Speaker 1: you don't want to walk into Geico. You don't want
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Speaker 1: to process the accident report.
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Speaker 2: You don't want to... I get it. You want to
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Speaker 2: live a different life. You want to get... You know,
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Speaker 2: I get it. I know what you want to do.
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Speaker 2: I feel you.
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Speaker 1: I'm not judging you, but just know... that there's nobody
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Speaker 1: out there that's going to make you famous. It's not
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Speaker 1: going to happen. They are vultures. They are there to
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Speaker 1: pick the flesh off your bones before it's even rotted.
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Speaker 1: That is all they are there to do. They don't
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Speaker 1: understand the algorithm. No one understands the algorithm. That's the
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Speaker 1: point of the algorithm, by the way, is that it
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Speaker 1: keeps fucking you up. It keeps going left, going right.
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Speaker 1: And there are people that claim to understand. It's like religion.
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Speaker 1: These people are going, no, no, no, I speak for God.
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Speaker 1: Donate to me. Give me the money. I speak for
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Speaker 1: the Lord. You want to go to God? You talk
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Speaker 1: to me. All of these people that are coming and
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Speaker 1: telling you that they have this understanding of the algorithm
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Speaker 1: that's going to elevate your content and make you famous,
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Speaker 1: that's not true. The only thing that's going to make
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Speaker 1: you famous is a compulsive approach desire to post content
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Speaker 1: to a point where people, they just get worn down
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Speaker 1: by it.
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Speaker 2: They have to accept it. That you break them down.
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Speaker 1: It's the way, if you want to be famous, go
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Speaker 1: read a book about how the prisoners at Guantanamo Bay
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Speaker 1: were tortured. They would break them down. They broke them down.
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Speaker 1: And that's what you're going to have to do to
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Speaker 1: your audience. You break them down to the point where
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Speaker 1: they start to lose it. and they accept you as
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Speaker 1: some kind of Christ-like Messiah figure because you've posted 10,000
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Speaker 1: videos of you eating sausage rolls in your car in
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Speaker 1: a McDonald's parking lot, and they just can't stop watching.
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Speaker 1: People have to hate you now to love you. The
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Speaker 1: Costco guys are a perfect example of it.
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Speaker 2: The goal is to be cringe.
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Speaker 1: The goal is to have people vomit. When you post something,
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Speaker 1: they should vomit. They should question their life. The Costco
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Speaker 1: guys were on the Tonight Show.
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Speaker 2: It works.
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Speaker 1: But the vultures and the people that claim to have
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Speaker 1: knowledge of how that all happens is completely untrue. Nobody
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Speaker 1: told the Costco guy that he was going to get
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Speaker 1: famous going double chocolate cookie. Nobody understands why any of
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Speaker 1: it's happening. It's all random. So anybody that you are paying...
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Speaker 1: or you're giving a percentage of your money to who
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Speaker 1: claims to be some Svengali, who claims to know, who
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Speaker 1: claims to be a wise seer of truths.
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Speaker 2: Nobody knows. You gotta hope too on that thing. Boom, famous.
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Speaker 2: It's just what it is. Accept what it is. And
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Speaker 2: I'm not.
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Speaker 1: I don't, and I also don't hate the scam. I
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Speaker 1: got scammed fair and square. I lost money fair and square.
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Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with that.
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Speaker 2: I got beat.
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Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with getting beat. I got beat by
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Speaker 1: some Persian Jews in Beverly Hills. And by the way,
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Speaker 1: that's the way it should be. That's the way it
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Speaker 1: should be. You should get beat by Persian Jews in
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Speaker 1: Beverly Hills. That's a good way to get beat. My
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Speaker 1: whole life I wanted to get beat like that. Finally,
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Speaker 1: I got beat. At a high level, in the top
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Speaker 1: zip code in the country, 90210, I got beat. I
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Speaker 1: sat there like a fool, and they said, we know
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Speaker 1: the secret.
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Speaker 2: Well, I believe you, and I got beat. That's all
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Speaker 2: it is. There's nothing wrong with it. It's all right.
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Speaker 2: You're not going to avoid it.
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Speaker 1: Just know what's happening and try to limit who beats
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Speaker 1: you and how. So just, there should be nothing more
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Speaker 1: clear in this landscape of the internet that no one
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Speaker 1: knows anything. That should be the golden rule right now.
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Speaker 1: Nobody knows anything. It is a completely random circus that
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Speaker 1: you may or may not Plug into or be a
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Speaker 1: part of. But there is no expert that is going
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Speaker 1: to tell you how to be the Rizzler. That just
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Speaker 1: doesn't happen. You're either the Rizzler or you're not. Now,
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Speaker 1: Armie Hammer, good friend of ours, friend of the show,
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Speaker 1: friend of the show, Armie Hammer, is.
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Speaker 1: Doing a podcast now with his mother, you know, Armie
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Speaker 1: Hammer obviously was a very successful actor, and he's had
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Speaker 1: some problems because, you know, people claimed he was a
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Speaker 1: cannibal or might not have been a cannibal, but.
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Speaker 2: He had a fetish. He had a kink. His defense,
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Speaker 2: I think....
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Speaker 1: Is that he was having a little fun telling women
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Speaker 1: that he wanted to eat their heart and eat them
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Speaker 1: or drink their blood.
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Speaker 2: Fun kind of kink.
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Speaker 1: It's what a guy like Armie Hammer eventually gets into,
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Speaker 1: a guy that looks like Armie Hammer.
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Speaker 2: Sex isn't enough. I think he's had enough sex. He's
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Speaker 2: a hot guy. He was rich. He was famous. He's
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Speaker 2: had enough sex.
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Speaker 1: There's nothing that holds, like he's not standing at a
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Speaker 1: bar going, I wonder if any of these women will
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Speaker 1: fuck me.
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Speaker 2: That's over for him.
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Speaker 1: He's going, will any of these women let me eat
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Speaker 1: their kidney? Because that's what I need to come at
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Speaker 1: this point in my life. Now, his claim is that
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Speaker 1: it's all fake. that it's not true, that it's a kink,
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Speaker 1: that he's doing it basically because it.
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Speaker 2: Gets him off. So we don't want to kink shame him.
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Speaker 1: Of course, we take a stand against cannibalism on the
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Speaker 1: show and always have, except for... very specific instances where
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Speaker 1: native cultures, indigenous cultures, practice cannibalism because it's.
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Speaker 2: Not my business. And that's the new world, by the way.
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Speaker 1: We're heading back to this isolationist 1900s foreign policy of like,
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Speaker 1: I don't judge the cannibals on the island I can't
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Speaker 1: pronounce the name of.
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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
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Speaker 1: But Armie Hammer, who's in our society, who's playing by
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Speaker 1: the rules of our society.
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Speaker 1: So now he's doing a podcast with his mother because
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Speaker 1: he's trying to come back. And can we play some
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Speaker 1: of this? Because it is.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's trying to get heat.
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Speaker 2: I root for him. He wants this. Army wants this.
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Speaker 2: And let's say, and you know.
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Speaker 1: Army's talking to these Persians too. They're going, we'll help you. Oh,
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Speaker 1: Army will help you.
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Speaker 2: It's okay. What'd you say? You wanted to eat a
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Speaker 2: woman's liver? Don't worry about it. We'll get you.
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Speaker 1: Army, it's all the algorithm. You got to get plugged
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Speaker 1: into the... You're a good-looking cannibal. You're doing a podcast
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Speaker 1: with your mother. We got the brand deals. We got
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Speaker 1: the deals, Army. Put it on the desk. Why don't
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Speaker 1: you drink Celsius water? Drink gulps of Celsius water in
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Speaker 1: between telling your mother you want to eat women.
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Speaker 2: Let's see Army Hammer here.
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Speaker 3: For a while.
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Speaker 4: Yes.
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Speaker 5: Because I said I don't need a pastor.
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Speaker 2: I need a mom.
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Speaker 3: You're called to be an actor. I'm called to be
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Speaker 3: an evangelist. Beautiful. And that is my calling. I brought
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Speaker 3: you into this world. I'm responsible for your well-being. And
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Speaker 3: when I come in your apartment, if you can call
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Speaker 3: it that, and there is a table with Hindu gods
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Speaker 3: and meditation things and demonic pagan gods, I struggle with that.
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Speaker 3: God gave me my two sons as a gift. And
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Speaker 3: you are the only family member out of all of
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Speaker 3: Doug Mobley's relatives that don't believe in the one true God.
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Speaker 3: And I know you will because he's the truth.
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Speaker 2: Here's the problem with the internet.
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Speaker 1: This is already better than The Sopranos, which was the
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Speaker 1: greatest show that's ever made. The Sopranos, in my estimation,
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Speaker 1: is the greatest show that's ever made. This podcast clip
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Speaker 1: is already better than The Sopranos. Armie Hammer's mother is
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Speaker 1: a Christian evangelist. She's yelling at him for having Hindu
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Speaker 1: pagan gods on the table of his apartment, which she
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Speaker 1: insults him for having an apartment that is small. she
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Speaker 1: may have missed the news where he lost his entire
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Speaker 1: career and a lot of his money. So Armie Hammer's mother,
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Speaker 1: who's like, looks like, you know, like a mega church
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Speaker 1: Christian pastor, like somebody would hop off a G5 and
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Speaker 1: go to the church and get everybody revved up. Armie
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Speaker 1: Hammer's mother is really struggling with her son living in
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Speaker 1: a small shitty apartment and, uh, worshiping, uh, you know, uh, Ganesh,
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Speaker 1: the elephant.
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Speaker 2: I love Ganesh. That's the elephant, the Hindu elephant. And
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Speaker 2: then there's Vishnu. There's a lot of them.
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to go through them. But we don't
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Speaker 1: have the time. And I don't know any more of them.
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Speaker 1: I know Vishnu. I know Ganesh.
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Speaker 2: I know Shiva. I know a few. I know a few.
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Speaker 1: Now, this woman here is haranguing her son for, I guess,
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Speaker 1: because he's converting or trying to appreciate Hindu.
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Speaker 2: This is LA.
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Speaker 1: This is what happens. You pretend to be gay in
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Speaker 1: a movie. You pretend to eat Timothee Chalamet's ass. You
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Speaker 1: get busted for being a cannibal. You deny it. You say,
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Speaker 1: I'm not really a cannibal. You lose your acting opportunities.
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Speaker 1: You lose your money. You move into a small apartment,
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Speaker 1: and you start worshiping Hindu gods. What did his mother
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Speaker 1: think this was? This is what you do. That's actually
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Speaker 1: the actual chart of what happened in his life, and
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Speaker 1: nothing makes more sense than that. Remember when Armie Hammer
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Speaker 1: was selling his car and he was sad about that?
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Speaker 1: He was sad he was selling his car. He's like, well,
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Speaker 1: I guess I'll take 10 grand for it. The guy's
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Speaker 1: got no money. He's got to believe in something. And
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Speaker 1: he probably doesn't want to believe in the Christian thing
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Speaker 1: because that was his mother and that led him down
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Speaker 1: the road where he wanted to start drinking blood. So
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Speaker 1: he goes, let me give the Hindu. Now, do the
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Speaker 1: Hindus want him? This is a fair question. Do Hindus
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Speaker 1: want Armie Hammer as their newest convert? Do they want him?
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Speaker 1: There's no way.
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Speaker 2: Hindu culture is interesting. I don't know much about it.
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Speaker 1: I know there's... Isn't there that temple in Malibu that's
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Speaker 1: really beautiful?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, the one on... That's beautiful. Do they have services there?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you can just go. Should we take
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Speaker 1: Armie Hammer to that beautiful... The Hindu temple in Malibu. Sure.
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Speaker 1: Because I don't know about the services. I know that
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Speaker 1: Christians and Jews and Muslims, but I don't know about
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Speaker 1: the Hindu services. They condemn cannibalism and Hinduism too.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Now, can we watch a little more of this podcast
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Speaker 1: with Armie Hammer and his mother?
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Speaker 4: Sure.
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Speaker 1: Army, there's a way back, buddy, and you're doing it.
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Speaker 1: You're doing the work. The movies are dead anyway. You're
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Speaker 1: much more interesting as a cannibal with an evangelical Christian
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Speaker 1: mother than you were as just some hot, rich guy. Now,
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Speaker 1: you may disagree with that. You may want to go
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Speaker 1: back to just being some hot, rich, red carpet guy.
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Speaker 1: But I'm telling you right now, this is a lot
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Speaker 1: more fun for the rest of us. Army, the first
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Speaker 1: years of your life were very fun for you. Now
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Speaker 1: it's fun for us. This is fun for the audience.
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Speaker 1: This is much more fun for the audience. Now, can
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Speaker 1: we just watch this? I don't think you understand how
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Speaker 1: happy I am.
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Speaker 2: Oh, this one?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Please, let's watch this. I mean, this is.
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Speaker 4: Him solo.
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Speaker 2: Here we go. The look in his eyes.
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Speaker 5: The first day of filming, I showed up on set.
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Speaker 1: I was so nervous.
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Speaker 2: Set? What do you mean set?
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Speaker 4: I think he's back working on some sort of indie
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Speaker 4: smaller project.
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Speaker 2: Oh, interesting. Oh, good.
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Speaker 4: It's a return to Grace arc.
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Speaker 2: Oh, good. Let's watch.
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Speaker 6: Do this.
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Speaker 4: What if I don't know what to do?
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Speaker 5: Like all this stuff. And then the minute Travis, the director,
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Speaker 5: said action the first time.
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Speaker 4: I was like, oh, wait, this is what I love.
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Speaker 2: This is what I love to do.
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Speaker 5: This is what I've done for most of my life.
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Speaker 5: I've said so many times to people that I've been
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Speaker 5: talking to over the last week how grateful I am
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Speaker 5: to just be here and be on set.
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Speaker 2: By the way, I root for Armie Hammer. I do.
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Speaker 2: I want him back.
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Speaker 1: He was a good actor. He was, I think he
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Speaker 1: was acting to, I don't think he's a real cannibal.
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Speaker 1: I don't think he has it in him, personally. No offense.
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Speaker 1: I think he was acting and going, what if I
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Speaker 1: was a cannibal? I think actors, their lives, their inner
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Speaker 1: lives are so dull and boring.
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Speaker 2: They are husks.
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Speaker 1: And if they don't keep getting stimulation from outside of themselves,
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Speaker 1: they retreat into this incredibly dull space where they need
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Speaker 1: to invent things that are interesting. And I think he goes, well,
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Speaker 1: what if I was a cannibal? What if I interfaced
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Speaker 1: with the world as a cannibal? Maybe I'm a cannibal. No,
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Speaker 1: you're just kind of this boring guy in my estimation.
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Speaker 1: And he probably said some things to the ladies that
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Speaker 1: didn't make them feel super great.
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Speaker 2: And they got upset.
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Speaker 1: Now, I don't know what else he's accused of, but
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Speaker 1: I don't think it was like the R word, right?
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Speaker 4: No, it was just a lot of sort of like
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Speaker 4: questionable conversations.
18:51
Speaker 6: Right, right.
18:52
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey, that's my living is questionable speech. Let's
18:57
Speaker 1: watch a little bit of him and the mother and
18:59
Speaker 1: then we'll get out of here. But I root for him.
19:01
Speaker 1: I want him to come back. And I think with
19:03
Speaker 1: the new administration and the idea that cancel culture has
19:07
Speaker 1: gone too far, I think People accept Armie Hammer back.
19:14
Speaker 1: I'm predicting. I'm throwing it out there. I'm no Long
19:18
Speaker 1: Island medium, or maybe I am, but I'm just going
19:21
Speaker 1: to say I predict Armie Hammer in this climate has
19:26
Speaker 1: an easier time coming back. Yes.
19:29
Speaker 2: I believe so.
19:31
Speaker 5: I remember saying, this guy's really creepy. I remember the
19:35
Speaker 5: response being, how dare you say that about a man
19:38
Speaker 5: of God? Like, oh, okay, I can't say anything. And
19:41
Speaker 5: it just is getting weirder and weirder. At one point,
19:45
Speaker 5: he was on a family trip with us and sexually
19:47
Speaker 5: abused me in grandma and grandpa's house.
19:49
Speaker 3: But again we're thinking oh my gosh you're going to
19:53
Speaker 3: my parents house with these godly people your youth pastor
19:57
Speaker 3: that's what.
19:57
Speaker 5: I'm saying maybe God is not enough of a protection.
20:00
Speaker 3: I know a lot of it is my failure as
20:03
Speaker 3: a mother because I did not protect you from a
20:06
Speaker 3: molester I take 100%. Well, this is.
20:09
Speaker 1: Very heavy now. Now he's talking about being molested, and
20:11
Speaker 1: she's saying, I failed as a mother. I didn't protect
20:13
Speaker 1: you as a molester. And then Tom Arnold comments, this
20:17
Speaker 1: is fucking amazing. Powerful shit. You are so good at podcasts.
20:20
Speaker 1: Getting validation from your mom. I'm jealous. She is so
20:23
Speaker 1: cool and attractive. Tom?
20:26
Speaker 4: Tom?
20:28
Speaker 2: Tom? Was that necessary, that last two words?
20:31
Speaker 6: Tom?
20:31
Speaker 1: Tom?
20:32
Speaker 2: She was so cool and attractive heart.
20:34
Speaker 1: Tom, Tom, they're talking about that he was molested by
20:38
Speaker 1: a youth pastor. Is this the time to Riz his mother?
20:41
Speaker 1: And yes, I say Riz because I'm 17 years old.
20:45
Speaker 1: Everyone after Trump's election, everyone just got 20 more years.
20:48
Speaker 1: You just set yourself. You're now young again. We're all
20:51
Speaker 1: teenagers again. And it's all fun again. We're all 17
20:56
Speaker 1: years old. So Tom Arnold is rising up Armie Hammer's
20:59
Speaker 1: mom as she learns about her son's molestation.
21:04
Speaker 2: And you know what?
21:05
Speaker 1: In prior times, I would think that's inappropriate. Now I'm
21:08
Speaker 1: thinking about it. It's as good a time as any, Tom.
21:13
Speaker 1: It's as good a time as any to get in
21:16
Speaker 1: there and point out that this woman is put together.
21:19
Speaker 1: She did do a good job. I don't know how
21:21
Speaker 1: old she is, but however old she is, she did
21:23
Speaker 1: a great job. Let's talk about these cabinet appointments because
21:27
Speaker 1: I might be one of them. I'm thinking, I'm hearing,
21:29
Speaker 1: I don't know, this is being bandied about. I might
21:33
Speaker 1: come on board here. I'm going, right now, my main
21:38
Speaker 1: goal is to get, is to help RFK get a
21:42
Speaker 1: warning label on the Uncrustable because... It is kind of
21:47
Speaker 1: one of those things you just put in your mouth
21:49
Speaker 1: and then you can't stop. You don't know what's going on.
21:51
Speaker 1: One of the only good things about Joker 2, by
21:53
Speaker 1: the way, which is now the biggest news story in
21:55
Speaker 1: the world that I told the truth, but now we're
21:57
Speaker 1: in an era of truth telling. It was endless uncrustables,
22:02
Speaker 1: both the grape and the strawberry. But RFK now is
22:07
Speaker 1: Secretary of Health and Human Services. So he is out
22:11
Speaker 1: there and the FDA and the CDC now fall under
22:15
Speaker 1: his control. And so here are the people that we know.
22:20
Speaker 1: Secretary of State Marco Rubio. Attorney General Matt Gaetz. Now,
22:25
Speaker 1: Matt Gaetz might not get confirmed because there are issues
22:28
Speaker 1: with Matt Gaetz. They're saying he hooked up with a minor,
22:32
Speaker 1: the 17-year-old, that he might have human trafficked. But here's
22:35
Speaker 1: my thing, folks. Let's be very honest right now. If
22:39
Speaker 1: we're going to say that human trafficking... is just a non-starter,
22:47
Speaker 1: we've got to kick everybody out. Everybody's leaving Washington. And
22:52
Speaker 1: by the way, it's only one person he trafficked. Folks,
23:02
Speaker 1: this is not the time to be a prude. This
23:05
Speaker 1: guy trafficked maybe one person. And by the way, trafficking
23:11
Speaker 1: one person, that's not like an operation. That's like something
23:13
Speaker 1: that can happen easily. Do you ever drive through the
23:16
Speaker 1: different states? And then they go, welcome to, like, welcome
23:20
Speaker 1: to Connecticut. And you're like, shit, I'm in Connecticut. You
23:22
Speaker 1: didn't even know you were in Connecticut. You just trafficked
23:24
Speaker 1: a minor. You didn't realize it.
23:27
Speaker 2: You don't know. This is easy. Oh, you're in Washington.
23:30
Speaker 2: Now you're in Virginia.
23:31
Speaker 1: Now you're in Washington. It happens very quickly. Very quickly,
23:34
Speaker 1: you're in and out of these states. You may have
23:36
Speaker 1: just trafficked a minor you were having sex and doing
23:38
Speaker 1: drugs with.
23:39
Speaker 2: And I'm not for it. It's not good. It's not
23:42
Speaker 2: good if it happened.
23:44
Speaker 1: The Biden-era Justice Department didn't bring a case against him,
23:47
Speaker 1: which is odd. There is an ethics panel investigation coming
23:50
Speaker 1: out that's probably not ideal. But here's what we're saying.
23:56
Speaker 1: The minor in the drug's not great, but the trafficking's.
24:00
Speaker 2: Easy to do.
24:01
Speaker 1: I have driven to Connecticut for soup.
24:05
Speaker 2: It is very easy to cross state lines. That's all
24:08
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
24:10
Speaker 1: Yes, the minor in the drugs is not ideal.
24:12
Speaker 2: I've said that now seven times. My point is the
24:14
Speaker 2: trafficking in time. All right.
24:16
Speaker 1: Let's move on to Pete Hegseth, who was on Fox News.
24:21
Speaker 1: And the Defense Department is shocked because he was on
24:25
Speaker 1: a morning, not the morning show. What was he on?
24:28
Speaker 2: The Five? What was he on?
24:29
Speaker 4: Wasn't it Fox and Friends?
24:31
Speaker 2: Maybe Fox and French. He was on the morning show.
24:34
Speaker 1: And people don't like that he is maybe the defense secretary.
24:41
Speaker 1: Because he doesn't, I mean, he served in Iraq and Afghanistan.
24:44
Speaker 2: He was a.
24:46
Speaker 1: National Guard guy. He went to Harvard, went to Princeton. Smart.
24:54
Speaker 2: Smart.
24:56
Speaker 1: Got some tats. He's into the Crusader stuff. He's into
25:00
Speaker 1: maybe a little Knights of Malta. He might be a
25:03
Speaker 1: little bit of a radical.
25:07
Speaker 4: Fox and Friends, yeah.
25:08
Speaker 2: Fox and Friends.
25:09
Speaker 6: Wow.
25:13
Speaker 1: But this whole thing's supposed to be anti-war, right? That's
25:17
Speaker 1: what we're doing. So who cares who the secretary? We're
25:20
Speaker 1: not going to war. That's the whole point. So you
25:24
Speaker 1: could pick him. You could pick my friend Greg Gutfeld.
25:27
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. We're not going to war. You could
25:30
Speaker 1: put Kat Timpf in there. We're not going to war, supposedly.
25:35
Speaker 1: So it doesn't really matter who's the Secretary of Defense.
25:38
Speaker 1: Trump is the anti-war candidate. We're not going to war.
25:42
Speaker 1: I don't know if he'll get confirmed.
25:43
Speaker 2: He might.
25:44
Speaker 1: People get worried because he's got the crusader crosses on
25:47
Speaker 1: the thing. Something's got to keep you getting up in
25:49
Speaker 1: the morning. And I don't know much about him. But
25:52
Speaker 1: a lot of these high-end military guys believe that it's
25:55
Speaker 1: their job to run around the world to make everybody Christian.
25:58
Speaker 1: But we're not doing that. So whether he believes that
26:01
Speaker 1: or not, we're not doing it, right?
26:03
Speaker 2: No, I ran. We're not going. Who's next?
26:10
Speaker 1: Kristi Noem. Now, this woman killed her dog, right? She
26:13
Speaker 1: shot it in the head or something in North Dakota?
26:15
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:16
Speaker 1: She shot her dog in the head? I think you
26:18
Speaker 1: should be able to kill your animal. But I think
26:21
Speaker 1: she killed... Did she kill it because it was suffering?
26:23
Speaker 1: Is it like the scene in Yellowstone where he breaks
26:25
Speaker 1: the neck of the.
26:26
Speaker 2: I hope that's it.
26:30
Speaker 4: Puppy killing scandal, cricket.
26:32
Speaker 6: Yeah, um.
26:35
Speaker 1: Noam was using Cricket, 14 months old, as a hunting dog,
26:38
Speaker 1: but when Cricket got loose, attacked the neighbor's chickens and
26:41
Speaker 1: nipped at Noam. She retrieved him, and she decided to
26:44
Speaker 1: take him to a gravel pit and shoot him dead.
26:47
Speaker 2: I hated that dog, she wrote.
26:50
Speaker 1: She also used the same occasion to shoot a goat
26:52
Speaker 1: that she also didn't like. The goat lay there, wounded
26:57
Speaker 1: and suffering, while she walked back to her truck to
26:59
Speaker 1: reload her gun and returned to finish it off.
27:01
Speaker 2: What is she the second.
27:04
Speaker 1: What is she secretary of now? Homeland Security. Well, you know,
27:11
Speaker 1: here's the thing, folks. You know, you want to listen
27:14
Speaker 1: if she's willing to do that. And by the way,
27:18
Speaker 1: if I'm going to put a positive spin on these,
27:19
Speaker 1: can someone give me money? I'm sitting here again with
27:22
Speaker 1: no money, not a dollar. Putin, I defend him for
27:26
Speaker 1: two years. Tim Pool's got a new beanie.
27:28
Speaker 2: I have nothing. I can't afford any. I'm here in
27:31
Speaker 2: Palm Beach. No Mar-a-Lago meetings. Nothing. Okay?
27:36
Speaker 1: I'm eating out of a... I went to Bobby and Cheryl.
27:39
Speaker 1: They ordered takeout. It's like we're eating out of cardboard
27:41
Speaker 1: in Dr. Oz's house, which is fine. God bless them.
27:44
Speaker 1: We wish them well. But if I'm going to put
27:47
Speaker 1: a positive spin on some of these cabinet appointments, can
27:50
Speaker 1: I at least get something? So Kristi Noem, who likes
27:54
Speaker 1: to shoot puppies in the head, here's what's good about that.
27:58
Speaker 2: Follow me.
28:00
Speaker 1: Homeland security is about securing the homeland. Now, that woman
28:03
Speaker 1: felt that that puppy and that goat were threatening her homeland.
28:06
Speaker 1: I like the idea that she said you can't attack
28:08
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28:12
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28:15
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28:18
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28:22
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Speaker 1: Now, here's what's interesting about all this CIA stuff, because
31:47
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31:51
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31:54
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31:58
Speaker 1: John Brennan was incredibly close with Barack Obama. That faction
32:02
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32:04
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32:07
Speaker 1: It's like the mafia. They're still in Rayos talking shit. Now,
32:11
Speaker 1: do they have the power they used to? Maybe they do,
32:13
Speaker 1: maybe they don't. They think they do, we don't know.
32:15
Speaker 1: Nobody leaves the CIA. You're never not a spook. We
32:20
Speaker 1: all think that assassination attempt.
32:24
Speaker 2: Was sus.
32:26
Speaker 1: Again, I'm using all the new lingo the kids do
32:28
Speaker 1: because I'm genuinely 19 years old right now. Now... John Ratliff,
32:37
Speaker 1: Trump has called him a warrior for truth and honesty.
32:40
Speaker 2: Well, that's good.
32:41
Speaker 1: Ratliff was also declared as the nation's top spy in
32:44
Speaker 1: May 2020, eight months before Trump left office.
32:47
Speaker 2: So this guy, he's, this is a qualified guy.
32:52
Speaker 1: The CIA is like, it's got its tentacles into all
32:58
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32:59
Speaker 2: And I'm not saying that in a paranoid way.
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Speaker 1: I'm saying that it is a well-known and established fact
33:05
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33:14
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33:18
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33:21
Speaker 1: this podcast right now and hopefully enjoying it. But all
33:26
Speaker 1: of these, this labyrinth of intelligence agencies, there's different factions
33:31
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33:33
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33:35
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33:38
Speaker 1: think we need less interventionism in the world.
33:40
Speaker 2: But the overwhelming... The overwhelming.
33:46
Speaker 1: The majority of intel people at the higher level seem
33:51
Speaker 1: to not like Donald Trump, and they're certainly not rejoicing
33:54
Speaker 1: at the fact that he got elected again. People like
33:56
Speaker 1: James Clapper, John Brennan, all these guys. And we've talked
34:00
Speaker 1: about it on the show before. They are Obama appointees.
34:05
Speaker 1: They have a certain worldview. They are Clinton people. They're
34:09
Speaker 1: Obama people. They do not like Donald Trump. Now, how
34:12
Speaker 1: far are they willing to go? We don't know. We
34:15
Speaker 1: don't know. We don't know. What we are saying is
34:19
Speaker 1: that's going to be a sticky situation, perhaps. An intelligence
34:24
Speaker 1: war if Trump gets elected? Are they going to go
34:26
Speaker 1: purge the people in intelligence who... Now, the people in
34:30
Speaker 1: intelligence are going to lie. They're going to go, we
34:31
Speaker 1: love you, and they're going to put the MAGA hat on.
34:33
Speaker 1: But we know that they might not necessarily love the agenda.
34:39
Speaker 1: And you don't have to love the agenda, but are
34:40
Speaker 1: they actively working against.
34:44
Speaker 2: Are they actively working against his administration?
34:46
Speaker 1: These people are all very good at what they do,
34:50
Speaker 1: which is skullduggery, treachery.
34:53
Speaker 2: It's what gets them off. It's fun.
34:55
Speaker 1: If Armie Hammer wasn't doing his thing, that's the other option.
34:59
Speaker 1: You're either a high-level actor or you go to the CIA.
35:02
Speaker 1: That's really it. You are a high-level actor or you
35:06
Speaker 1: go to the CIA, meaning, like, you just... Somebody gives
35:10
Speaker 1: you a role to play, right? You're either doing it
35:13
Speaker 1: on Netflix or you're doing it, you know, in Moscow
35:16
Speaker 1: or something.
35:18
Speaker 2: So that's going to be interesting.
35:19
Speaker 1: Another director of intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard, who I did not
35:22
Speaker 1: have on my podcast, and I am now going.
35:25
Speaker 2: To pay for that probably. Give me six months. Let
35:29
Speaker 2: me get in shape in six. Put me in there
35:31
Speaker 2: for six. Put me in the hall. Put me in
35:34
Speaker 2: the hall for six. No, I'm kidding.
35:37
Speaker 1: I'm going to respond and go, sorry, just saw this, hon.
35:42
Speaker 1: She's the director of national intelligence. Hon, sorry, just saw this.
35:47
Speaker 1: Madam director. I'll respond like that. Let me respond like that.
35:51
Speaker 1: Madam director, madam, madam. Madam Director, it is Tim Dillon,
35:56
Speaker 1: and I am sorry I just saw this message about
36:00
Speaker 1: promoting your book, which I find very fascinating about. Well,
36:05
Speaker 1: she's into the Hawaii, right? That's her whole thing. Aloha,
36:08
Speaker 1: the concept of aloha.
36:10
Speaker 4: She said aloha, Tim, in the message to you.
36:11
Speaker 2: She said aloha, Tim. Well, I like that.
36:13
Speaker 1: What is that aloha? Because it can mean anything, right?
36:15
Speaker 1: It's hello, goodbye, peace, shalom, the whole thing. But I
36:19
Speaker 1: like her because she's not into these.
36:21
Speaker 2: Wars, you know?
36:26
Speaker 1: Lee Zeldin, this freak, he ran against Kathy Hochul and lost,
36:30
Speaker 1: but I'm sure he's a good person. I don't know
36:31
Speaker 1: anything about him. Lee Zeldin, the former congressman from Long Island.
36:36
Speaker 1: Let me tell you right now, folks. I've always said
36:39
Speaker 1: that Long Island, New York, produces the most capable, competent, honest,
36:44
Speaker 1: and honorable people. He voted against clean water legislation at
36:51
Speaker 1: least a dozen times.
36:54
Speaker 2: And clean air legislation at least half a dozen times. Well,
36:57
Speaker 2: how about this? Can we say this? He likes air
37:01
Speaker 2: more than water.
37:02
Speaker 1: And by a considerable margin, about 50%. But a lot
37:09
Speaker 1: of these legislations, they say it's for clean water, but then,
37:13
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Is it really? Is it
37:16
Speaker 1: really clean water? There's a lot of stuff going on. Truly.
37:20
Speaker 2: Truly.
37:23
Speaker 1: It's easy to say you voted against the Clean Air Act.
37:27
Speaker 1: But what is that act? Like, that's the whole thing.
37:29
Speaker 1: You'd have to dig into that because here's the deal.
37:32
Speaker 1: All of this stuff that they're offloading on people for the,
37:36
Speaker 1: you know, when they took over the Green New Deal,
37:38
Speaker 1: they took about environmentalism. A lot of the burden for
37:41
Speaker 1: that is shouldered by lower middle class people. Congestion pricing
37:45
Speaker 1: hits people that take Ubers to work that have no money. Um...
37:52
Speaker 1: Raising the price of gas hurts middle-class people. We don't
37:57
Speaker 1: see millionaires and billionaires making huge sacrifices.
38:01
Speaker 2: For the planet.
38:02
Speaker 1: If we did, it might be easier to get more
38:06
Speaker 1: people on board with the idea that we should have.
38:09
Speaker 2: A cleaner, more energy-efficient society.
38:11
Speaker 1: But we see a lot of that burden being shouldered
38:14
Speaker 1: noticeably by lower and middle-income people.
38:17
Speaker 2: And I think that.
38:19
Speaker 1: that's the problem with a lot of this environmental stuff
38:21
Speaker 1: that to do, which I don't, I'm not against, by
38:23
Speaker 1: the way, I want, you know, here's a great thing
38:25
Speaker 1: about RFK, he was an environmentalist for his whole life,
38:29
Speaker 1: and he said, I went to people, I didn't use
38:31
Speaker 1: the word global warming, because it was politically reactive, he said,
38:34
Speaker 1: I went to hunters, I went to fishermen, and I said,
38:37
Speaker 1: do you want clean rivers, do you want clean forests,
38:39
Speaker 1: do you want healthy animal populations, and they all said yes.
38:43
Speaker 1: So he was able to pivot the conversation away from just, hey,
38:48
Speaker 1: here's this politically divisive issue we can fight about. He
38:52
Speaker 1: was able to reframe it as, hey, here are things
38:55
Speaker 1: we should all care about and that affect you in
38:57
Speaker 1: your daily life.
38:59
Speaker 6: You know?
39:01
Speaker 1: So, Lee Zeldin. We've got to get to know Lee.
39:05
Speaker 1: And what's Lee up to? What are they doing with him?
39:07
Speaker 2: EPA. Environmental Protection Agency. Well, you know where he stands....
39:13
Speaker 1: We can't get too nuts with protecting the environment. We
39:17
Speaker 1: have to ride the line. I'm telling you, I know
39:21
Speaker 1: that that sounds crazy, but if you're going to protect
39:26
Speaker 1: the environment at the expense of people, lives, it'll never work.
39:35
Speaker 2: Worrying about the environment, there's a luxury to that.
39:38
Speaker 1: And I know that people are getting mad at me now,
39:40
Speaker 1: and they think it's ridiculous that I'm even saying this.
39:42
Speaker 1: But there's a luxury to being able to worry about
39:45
Speaker 1: if you do not have food, if your kids do
39:47
Speaker 1: not have clothes, if you cannot afford things, if you
39:49
Speaker 1: are out of work, or if you are working multiple
39:52
Speaker 1: jobs and you can barely, you barely have the time
39:54
Speaker 1: to try to be a parent to your children, your
39:56
Speaker 1: first thought is not the environment.
39:58
Speaker 2: It's true.
39:58
Speaker 1: So... The material considerations of people's lives are incredibly important.
40:05
Speaker 1: And it doesn't, you know, it doesn't mean that it
40:07
Speaker 1: obviously is worthwhile to protect the environment. But you have
40:11
Speaker 1: to sell it. Everything in America has to be sold.
40:13
Speaker 1: We just talked about this on the Patreon with Ray.
40:15
Speaker 1: You got to sell to people. You got to sell
40:18
Speaker 1: them the car. You can't just go, look, it's a car.
40:22
Speaker 1: You need a car.
40:24
Speaker 2: There's a lot of things for people to care about.
40:26
Speaker 6: Okay? Okay?
40:27
Speaker 1: You've got to sell them the idea that the environment
40:30
Speaker 1: matters to them. Sell it to them. This idea that
40:33
Speaker 1: you don't have to sell things to people anymore and
40:36
Speaker 1: that you're just going to sit there like a member
40:38
Speaker 1: of the Brahmin class, a priest, and people are going
40:40
Speaker 1: to come to you and ask to be absolved for
40:42
Speaker 1: their sins, which is what the modern Democratic Party is.
40:45
Speaker 1: It's become this thing where you're supposed to get absolved
40:47
Speaker 1: for your sins. I'm sorry I didn't care about the people.
40:51
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I didn't care about the environment. Absolve me.
40:53
Speaker 1: Tell me what to do. The holy water, anoint me,
40:56
Speaker 1: and then send me into the... Tell me what to do.
40:58
Speaker 1: I'll vote for whoever.
40:59
Speaker 6: Um.
41:00
Speaker 1: Elise Stefanik, who Trump once said was dressed like a couch,
41:03
Speaker 1: which I thought was very funny.
41:05
Speaker 2: He said that to someone. She is going to work
41:07
Speaker 2: at the UN. And now let's not.
41:11
Speaker 1: Lose too much time with her because we want to
41:14
Speaker 1: get to RFK, who I am excited about. We should
41:17
Speaker 1: be excited about him. You all should be. This guy
41:26
Speaker 1: is going to try. This is his passion. He wants
41:33
Speaker 1: to make you healthier. I don't know if it's going
41:38
Speaker 1: to work.
41:39
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm unaware. I think it's going to
41:43
Speaker 2: be harder.
41:44
Speaker 1: For him to clean out these health agencies. I think
41:51
Speaker 1: it'll be harder for him to do that than it
41:53
Speaker 1: will be with the CIA. I think Nestle is more
41:57
Speaker 1: powerful than the CIA.
41:59
Speaker 2: I believe that.
42:01
Speaker 1: I believe these corporations are so deeply entrenched that whatever
42:10
Speaker 1: he's going to do is going to be very difficult.
42:12
Speaker 1: Because I think he's going to come out swinging. And
42:16
Speaker 1: I've been very clear about my want and desire for
42:20
Speaker 1: him to ban things.
42:24
Speaker 2: Ban the McGriddle. Ban thing.
42:28
Speaker 1: Don't give, you had the McMuffin, you had the biscuit.
42:31
Speaker 1: Then you go, let's put it on two little hotcakes
42:36
Speaker 1: where they have exploding syrup pellets in them. So when
42:39
Speaker 1: you eat them, we can't do it. You got to
42:42
Speaker 1: ban stuff. Ban the brown sugar oatmeal. No one's buying
42:46
Speaker 1: the regular oatmeal if the brown sugar is there. Ban
42:49
Speaker 1: the variety pack that has apples and cinnamon, brown sugar,
42:53
Speaker 1: and then the peaches and cream. RFK said, you're either
43:03
Speaker 1: giving KFC or Big Macs. That's when you're lucky. And
43:05
Speaker 1: the rest of the stuff I kind of consider inedible.
43:09
Speaker 1: But Trump runs on this stuff and he does well
43:11
Speaker 1: with it. RFK better not try to take the Big
43:16
Speaker 1: Mac out of Trump's hand.
43:18
Speaker 2: He'll be out of there. He will be out of there.
43:21
Speaker 1: But I'm telling you right now, RFK is going to
43:24
Speaker 1: have to ban, get into the school lunches, And start
43:31
Speaker 1: really working and changing the habits of the children young.
43:40
Speaker 1: Obesity map reveals states RFK Jr. might target first. They
43:44
Speaker 1: got a fat map here, and he's coming. Do you
43:48
Speaker 1: understand this? Get the fat map up. What are our
43:54
Speaker 1: fattest states?
43:55
Speaker 4: Louisiana, Arkansas... Alabama, Mississippi, Oklahoma, West Virginia, Iowa.
44:01
Speaker 1: RFK is going to go on a tour of our
44:03
Speaker 1: fattest states.
44:07
Speaker 2: And he's going to go on.
44:08
Speaker 1: A tour and he's going to tell people.
44:12
Speaker 2: It's enough, it's over. It's over. He's going to take it.
44:17
Speaker 1: There should be a press photo of him taking something
44:23
Speaker 1: out of someone's hand. Just a 400-pound woman standing there
44:27
Speaker 1: in Alabama, and he takes a biscuit right out of
44:30
Speaker 1: her hand, and the headline is, it's over.
44:36
Speaker 2: It's over now. He's got to get tough.
44:40
Speaker 1: We cannot, I'm telling you, he, you want to talk
44:46
Speaker 1: about a dictatorship, the one area that we really need.
44:52
Speaker 2: Fascism in this country is food. Shut it down. Taco
44:59
Speaker 2: Bell closes at 11 now. How about that? Fascism. Food.
45:06
Speaker 2: We need it.
45:09
Speaker 1: Me and Ray used to drive through Taco Bell at 1.45
45:13
Speaker 1: and get the Baja Chicken Gordita.
45:16
Speaker 2: Bring it back, cowards. I would get a.
45:21
Speaker 1: A Mexican pizza, I would get a little, and then
45:23
Speaker 1: I would get a supreme cheese pizza with the sauce.
45:28
Speaker 1: And I would dunk it in the tomato sauce and
45:30
Speaker 1: eat the cheese pizza. And then after that, you would
45:33
Speaker 1: eat the Baja Gordita, which was kind of zesty and spicy.
45:38
Speaker 1: Shut it down. And I would do this at 2 a.m.
45:42
Speaker 1: You have to shut it down. If this man does
45:45
Speaker 1: not do that, we are doomed. He has to stop it.
45:51
Speaker 1: Shame the people. Shame me. Don't give me the option.
45:55
Speaker 1: Don't give my friends the option. Don't give any American
45:58
Speaker 1: the option at 2 o'clock in the morning. We've got
46:02
Speaker 1: to get used to less freedom with this. I'm telling you.
46:05
Speaker 1: You might not like this. You might be going, well,
46:07
Speaker 1: this isn't really where Tim Dillon usually is. I'm telling
46:10
Speaker 1: you right now, if he does not get in, he's
46:13
Speaker 1: got to go into Jimmy Dean with the military and go,
46:16
Speaker 1: you can't. Feed these little maple sausage biscuits to people.
46:24
Speaker 1: In the mornings, they're dying. You're killing people. Gotta say
46:28
Speaker 1: that to Jimmy Dean. You're killing people with your little
46:31
Speaker 1: breakfast sandwiches. And you're a little frozen. There's a whole
46:35
Speaker 1: genre now of people on the internet who are killing
46:39
Speaker 1: and poisoning their own children in front of you. They
46:42
Speaker 1: take processed food, they buy it like Costco or BJ's,
46:46
Speaker 1: and then they make it in front of you on
46:48
Speaker 1: that black stone they have. All these animals have black
46:52
Speaker 1: stones now. They're all, that's for a fucking diner. You're
46:56
Speaker 1: not supposed to have that. Will you make hash.
46:59
Speaker 2: Browns with the thing?
47:00
Speaker 1: People are buying commercial food. They're going to restaurant supply stores.
47:07
Speaker 1: They're buying commercial food. And then in their houses, they're
47:12
Speaker 1: cooking it like they're a short order cook at the diner.
47:15
Speaker 2: They're cracking 19 eggs. They got the hash browns going.
47:19
Speaker 2: You see this on Instagram. They're chopping it up. They
47:21
Speaker 2: think they're Benihana.
47:23
Speaker 6: They have.
47:26
Speaker 2: They make pancakes.
47:27
Speaker 1: They have a pancake batter in like a squeezy bottle.
47:30
Speaker 1: And they make like 40 pancakes on the Blackstone. And
47:34
Speaker 1: then all of their obese children crawl out of like
47:37
Speaker 1: a tub, a pit. And then they feed them. And
47:40
Speaker 1: then they feed these little pigs. They crawl out of
47:43
Speaker 1: this pit. And all the comments are, stop doing, why
47:47
Speaker 1: are you doing this? Why don't you give your children
47:50
Speaker 1: better food? And it's a fat woman who's like, you
47:53
Speaker 1: don't like what I feed my kids?
47:55
Speaker 2: Fuck you.
47:57
Speaker 1: This is the whole dynamic of the internet now. People
48:01
Speaker 1: go eat at gas stations and then they're like, there's
48:05
Speaker 1: this British guy, he's like, I'm at a gas station,
48:08
Speaker 1: so I stopped in to Nando's. I went to Greg's
48:12
Speaker 1: and I got a corned beef pasty.
48:15
Speaker 2: Can we play a little Cory's World, please? Play a
48:18
Speaker 2: little Cory's World. Charlie Arden. Charlie Arden. Corey's World on TikTok.
48:25
Speaker 2: Get Armie Hammer out of here. He's hot. We've moved on.
48:29
Speaker 2: We're in another segment. Corey's World on TikTok. Now, I
48:32
Speaker 2: don't begrudge him.
48:33
Speaker 1: These people are getting paid to eat.
48:36
Speaker 2: Had I known, I could have done this years ago.
48:38
Speaker 2: This is not him on TikTok. Corey's World. He's British.
48:43
Speaker 2: And he's got four friends. And they're all behemoths.
48:47
Speaker 1: And they go to different gas stations and grocery stores
48:51
Speaker 1: in Britain. And they eat the food. And then they
48:54
Speaker 1: put it on TikTok. And they're earning money doing this.
49:00
Speaker 2: There it is. Play Chippy Tea. Play Chippy Tea. Chippy Tea.
49:08
Speaker 2: My name's Corey. And my tea of choice tonight is
49:11
Speaker 2: a rissole. And I got fish and chips and curry sauce.
49:16
Speaker 2: I'm Charlie-Anne. And I've got gravy. Gravy. a large sausage
49:21
Speaker 2: and batter and a broken rissole.
49:26
Speaker 1: Hi I'm Becky Jones and I got a rissole, some
49:29
Speaker 1: mushy peas, a battered sausage, a potato fritter and some
49:33
Speaker 1: chips and curry on top. I did try a.
49:39
Speaker 2: I did try a Savoy.
49:41
Speaker 1: Wasn't that fussed on it, but I'm excited to talk in.
49:45
Speaker 1: My name's Leah and I've got two Savoy's because Becky
49:49
Speaker 1: didn't like air wine.
49:50
Speaker 2: So thanks for that. I love a Savoy.
49:52
Speaker 1: Cheesy chips and I've got a curry sauce.
49:55
Speaker 2: All right, get this out of here. Here's my point
49:57
Speaker 2: about all of this.
49:58
Speaker 6: Okay.
49:59
Speaker 1: These people are famous for Remember when we thought it
50:04
Speaker 1: was all kind of silly that like reality stars got
50:10
Speaker 1: famous after they had been on like Survivor, okay?
50:14
Speaker 2: We're all like, or the Real Housewives, okay?
50:18
Speaker 1: People are now famous because they're eating, they're sticking their
50:22
Speaker 1: finger in a jar of mayonnaise and licking it off.
50:26
Speaker 1: And people know who they are now. And they have,
50:29
Speaker 1: which fame is a very destabilizing thing, by the way.
50:31
Speaker 1: If you're famous on any level for any reason, it's weird.
50:35
Speaker 1: Can you imagine how weird it is to be famous for.
50:37
Speaker 2: Eating gas station sandwiches?
50:39
Speaker 1: Are you the God that just doesn't stop eating?
50:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's me.
50:45
Speaker 1: So you're the God that eats beans every day.
50:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's me. That's not supposed, this is destabilizing to people.
50:54
Speaker 2: It's weird.
50:56
Speaker 1: I'll be in LA and they'll point to some table
50:58
Speaker 1: and they go, that guy's super famous.
51:00
Speaker 2: And I go, why? And they go, he's the biggest
51:04
Speaker 2: travel whatever in the world.
51:05
Speaker 1: He like dives into waterfalls or whatever bullshit thing that
51:09
Speaker 1: people watch, right?
51:10
Speaker 2: Who cares?
51:11
Speaker 1: And I go, okay, fine, whatever. And then you'll look
51:16
Speaker 1: up the content. And then some of it's interesting, like, oh,
51:19
Speaker 1: this guy's traveling all over the world and him and
51:21
Speaker 1: his chick are hot. And they, you know, again, look,
51:24
Speaker 1: we're in the Maldives. Do you know what you have
51:28
Speaker 1: to explain now to people? That guy's the guy who
51:32
Speaker 1: him and his wife eat at the gas station every day.
51:36
Speaker 1: And they put up videos of themselves choking down egg
51:41
Speaker 1: salad at the gas station.
51:43
Speaker 2: That's why they're famous. Who is that? Do we know them?
51:47
Speaker 2: Are they on a show?
51:48
Speaker 6: No.
51:48
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the video where the guy drinks gravy?
51:52
Speaker 1: That's him and his wife do that. So RFK has
51:56
Speaker 1: to come in here and really get serious quickly.
52:02
Speaker 2: We have crossed the line here.
52:05
Speaker 1: Secretary of the Interior, Doug Burgum, billionaire, North Dakota, fine, boring,
52:10
Speaker 1: he'll do great. Next guy, Doug Collins, Veterans Affairs.
52:13
Speaker 2: Fine, fine. Who even cares?
52:15
Speaker 6: It's fine.
52:17
Speaker 2: Susie Wiles, Chief of Staff, J.D.
52:20
Speaker 1: Vance, James Blair, Taylor Budovich, Stephen Miller, Dan Scavino, Vivek Ramaswamy,
52:26
Speaker 1: and Elon Musk, Government Efficiency, or DOGE, the Department of
52:31
Speaker 1: Government Efficiency. Howard Lutnick and Linda McMahon will be the
52:36
Speaker 1: transition officials.
52:38
Speaker 2: Linda McMahon, whose husband Vince McMahon, of course, is.
52:42
Speaker 1: The proprietor of the World Wrestling, you know, and he's
52:45
Speaker 1: had his issues, of course.
52:47
Speaker 2: Recently, right? Right? Hasn't he had his issues with the,
52:50
Speaker 2: wasn't he accused of human trafficking?
52:53
Speaker 1: This is the problem, folks. Are we all not in
52:57
Speaker 1: some way trafficking humans? By the way, that's if I'm
53:01
Speaker 1: Diddy's lawyer, it's the first thing I say.
53:03
Speaker 2: I go, aren't we all? Because people are so stupid now.
53:07
Speaker 2: This is the thing.
53:08
Speaker 1: You always wonder, you're like, there's less jobs for lawyers now,
53:11
Speaker 1: but you are, this is the dumbest the population's ever been.
53:14
Speaker 2: So it is kind of an interesting, happy medium. Can
53:17
Speaker 2: you get Diddy off?
53:19
Speaker 6: Maybe.
53:20
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
53:21
Speaker 1: People have never been stupider and their attention spans have
53:24
Speaker 1: never been shorter. So you wonder what you could get
53:27
Speaker 1: away with. And I'm not blaming Linda McMahon for her
53:30
Speaker 1: husband's whatever. And I don't even know what he did.
53:34
Speaker 1: I watched that documentary. It came out the same day
53:36
Speaker 1: as my show, This Is Your Country, on Netflix. And
53:39
Speaker 1: it helped bury my show because everybody wanted to see that.
53:45
Speaker 3: Uh.
53:49
Speaker 2: Is this from something.
53:51
Speaker 1: In May 2020, Grant McMahon and a personal friend of
53:53
Speaker 1: McMahon engaged in a threesome, and at one point, McMahon
53:56
Speaker 1: allegedly defecated upon Grant. McMahon temporarily retired to the restroom
54:01
Speaker 1: to clean himself, at which point the threesome continued.
54:03
Speaker 2: For an hour and a half, with Grant still covered
54:06
Speaker 2: in McMahon's feces. Well... Does it mean that his wife's
54:18
Speaker 2: not going to be good at the transition? Because he
54:23
Speaker 2: shit on a guy in a threesome. Isn't that whataboutism?
54:28
Speaker 2: I don't know what whataboutism is. I don't know.
54:37
Speaker 1: It's easy to shit yourself, right? That's not hard. I
54:43
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54:47
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54:50
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54:53
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54:55
Speaker 1: remove your shit, right? Yeah.
54:56
Speaker 2: Because that's what it really was.
54:59
Speaker 1: It continued for an hour and a half with Grant
55:01
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55:06
Speaker 2: That's interesting. That's interesting. Well, I guess once you get
55:12
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55:16
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Speaker 4: What would you make her?
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Speaker 2: Anything, really.
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Speaker 1: I mean, here's the thing about Lori Lightfoot. Whatever you
58:08
Speaker 1: put her near, she's a criminal, like everyone else that
58:12
Speaker 1: works in any position of power in this country. So
58:16
Speaker 1: Lori Lightfoot will just do what Lori Lightfoot does, which
58:19
Speaker 1: is pursue her own personal interest at the expense of others.
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Speaker 4: You know?
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Speaker 1: One of the greatest things I ever did was when
58:26
Speaker 1: I take apart the Lori Lightfoot limo scandal where she.
58:35
Speaker 2: You know, ratted on a limo company that supposedly wronged her.
58:41
Speaker 1: And then the limo company came back with receipts about
58:44
Speaker 1: how she was a complete liar. And usually companies rarely
58:47
Speaker 1: do that. Usually when you complain about a company, I
58:50
Speaker 1: think she yelped this. Usually they respond to go, hey,
58:53
Speaker 1: we're sorry you had that experience. Why don't you call
58:55
Speaker 1: us and we'll go over it.
58:57
Speaker 2: Sorry.
58:58
Speaker 1: They had the receipts and they came for her. And
59:00
Speaker 1: they go, you're lying about everything you said. It was
59:04
Speaker 1: a classic episode. But it's good to see her. It's
59:07
Speaker 1: good to see her that she's doing well. I'd love
59:09
Speaker 1: to see her get involved. I'd love to see her
59:10
Speaker 1: in Washington to get involved. Gen Z spends more time
59:15
Speaker 1: at home now. They are the generation that is less
59:21
Speaker 1: likely to go out. They are enjoying hanging out. I
59:29
Speaker 1: forget what they call them. I think they called them
59:32
Speaker 1: the Gen Z is the home body generation, according to
59:36
Speaker 1: Bon Appetit magazine.
59:39
Speaker 2: Zoomers prefer staying at home.
59:43
Speaker 1: For Gen Zers who turned 21 during the pandemic shutdown,
59:45
Speaker 1: staying home became the default social mode as those young
59:48
Speaker 1: adults entered their mid-20s and age when prior generations would
59:51
Speaker 1: have been fully in their club-going era. They're reckoning with
59:55
Speaker 1: the pandemic's lasting effect on their attitudes towards bars and
59:58
Speaker 1: bars are changing to me.
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Speaker 2: Well, there's two things happening. Okay?
1:00:04
Speaker 1: There's two things happening. Number one, most of these people
1:00:10
Speaker 1: have seen their friends go out for years drinking, drugging,
1:00:16
Speaker 1: and having random sex with people. And those friends aren't
1:00:20
Speaker 1: much happier and they're not in a better financial position.
1:00:25
Speaker 2: And this is.
1:00:25
Speaker 1: Where we are turning more to conservatism now because we're
1:00:29
Speaker 1: not a country designed for balance. And for a long time,
1:00:34
Speaker 1: the ethos was go out and have fun.
1:00:38
Speaker 6: Party.
1:00:38
Speaker 1: Life is about having tons of random sex and drinking, drugging.
1:00:44
Speaker 2: Go to Austin. Eat the burger on the donut.
1:00:47
Speaker 1: The bun is a donut. Go eat tacos drunk. Go
1:00:52
Speaker 1: walk around in your sandals in Austin and get drunk.
1:00:56
Speaker 2: You're not a whore. You're having a good time.
1:01:00
Speaker 1: And then, you know, or some college frat bro, don't
1:01:04
Speaker 1: stop drinking.
1:01:05
Speaker 2: Just try to like fuck chicks and get fucked up.
1:01:09
Speaker 2: Go out with your bro.
1:01:10
Speaker 1: Like that culture of just debauchery, people are looking at
1:01:16
Speaker 1: it now and going, but to what end? Then what happens?
1:01:20
Speaker 1: Then I'm in my 30s, I'm single. I've got no
1:01:23
Speaker 1: money saved. I have no career. I'm living in a
1:01:27
Speaker 1: city that I can't afford. I'm hanging out with people that,
1:01:32
Speaker 1: you know? So Gen Z is realizing.
1:01:35
Speaker 2: Some of this.
1:01:38
Speaker 1: And they're going, if I just maybe plan my life differently,
1:01:46
Speaker 1: I might have a better shot. I don't think this
1:01:48
Speaker 1: is a bad thing. I know that Bon Appetit and
1:01:51
Speaker 1: all these people, like they're becoming antisocial.
1:01:53
Speaker 2: Maybe that's the case.
1:01:55
Speaker 1: Maybe there is some need for people to go out
1:01:59
Speaker 1: to bars and go out and see people and have friends.
1:02:03
Speaker 2: We get it. However, thinking strategically.
1:02:08
Speaker 1: About your life at a young age is probably not
1:02:12
Speaker 1: the worst thing. The 2000s, the early aughts, the millennials,
1:02:18
Speaker 1: people drifting around, not really... developing meaningful skills, you know,
1:02:29
Speaker 1: being someone's assistant, trying to get some creative adjacent job,
1:02:34
Speaker 1: believing that you're going to work at a fashion magazine
1:02:37
Speaker 1: like any number of films, thinking that you're going to
1:02:39
Speaker 1: live this Emily in Paris crap where you think you're
1:02:44
Speaker 1: not going to Paris and you're not going to have
1:02:48
Speaker 1: a cute cultural moment. So here's the reality. Those kids
1:02:54
Speaker 1: sitting in their houses might be smarter than us all.
1:03:02
Speaker 1: They might get it. They might go, why am I
1:03:04
Speaker 1: going to a club, spending my money, getting drunk, going out,
1:03:10
Speaker 1: when I should be strategically thinking about my life? I mean,
1:03:17
Speaker 1: that could be what's happening. It's not, you know, there's
1:03:22
Speaker 1: negatives to that as well. You don't want to be
1:03:24
Speaker 1: a hermit. You don't want to be like getting radicalized
1:03:28
Speaker 1: online and becoming crazy. You don't want to, you know,
1:03:31
Speaker 1: spend all your time in front of a computer screen.
1:03:33
Speaker 1: You want to go out and live. There's other ways
1:03:35
Speaker 1: to go out and live. You don't have to be
1:03:36
Speaker 1: at the club every night. There was this whole, when
1:03:39
Speaker 1: I grew up, the whole point of life is to
1:03:41
Speaker 1: go to a bar and a club. I was obsessed
1:03:43
Speaker 1: with this bar and bouquets, this dump by the Wanto
1:03:45
Speaker 1: train station. And I was obsessed with it because they
1:03:49
Speaker 1: would turn your fake IDs. They'd throw them right back
1:03:51
Speaker 1: to you or they'd keep them and they wouldn't let
1:03:53
Speaker 1: you in.
1:03:54
Speaker 2: Okay? And you go, fuck, I want to get into Mulcahy's.
1:03:57
Speaker 1: And then finally, you either got a good fake or
1:04:00
Speaker 1: you were allowed into Mulcahy's. And it's just people in
1:04:04
Speaker 1: their 30s singing Journey and being pigs. And that's all
1:04:09
Speaker 1: it is. That's all it ever is. And yes, you
1:04:13
Speaker 1: go to better clubs, they're hotter people, and they're whatever.
1:04:16
Speaker 1: They're pumping their fist to Drake. But it's the same thing.
1:04:20
Speaker 1: And yes, you should have some fun nights in your life.
1:04:23
Speaker 1: You should have some fun nights in your life. But
1:04:28
Speaker 1: you know, how many threesomes where people are defecating on
1:04:31
Speaker 1: you do you need before you.
1:04:34
Speaker 2: Start thinking about you gotta pay these bills?
1:04:39
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just saying that this is like presented
1:04:43
Speaker 1: that it's like a big problem. And they're like, why
1:04:48
Speaker 1: aren't people going out and getting drunk? Why aren't they drinking?
1:04:53
Speaker 1: And getting hammered. This is what they're supposed to do.
1:04:56
Speaker 1: They're supposed to drink and saddle themselves with a lot
1:04:59
Speaker 1: of debt. And then work jobs they hate forever to
1:05:03
Speaker 1: pay off the debt. Because they spent a decade of
1:05:05
Speaker 1: their life getting fucked.
1:05:06
Speaker 2: I'm a junkie. I spent a long time getting fucked up.
1:05:10
Speaker 1: I spent an entire era of my life drinking and
1:05:14
Speaker 1: using drugs.
1:05:16
Speaker 3: And.
1:05:17
Speaker 1: I have spun that into gold. You are not going
1:05:21
Speaker 1: to do that. That's not going to happen for you.
1:05:24
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. It's me. There's a few people that
1:05:27
Speaker 1: did it. It's me, some people in the music business,
1:05:30
Speaker 1: and that guy who made up, what is that, a
1:05:32
Speaker 1: million little pieces? The thing with Oprah? He made the
1:05:34
Speaker 1: whole thing up?
1:05:35
Speaker 4: Oh, the James Frey?
1:05:36
Speaker 2: James Frey.
1:05:37
Speaker 1: He made it all up. There's only a few of
1:05:39
Speaker 1: us working this. There's only a few of us with
1:05:43
Speaker 1: our pussies on this corner. We're working this corner. Like,
1:05:46
Speaker 1: it's hard to spend.
1:05:48
Speaker 2: I was 34. I was a tour guide. It was broke, okay?
1:05:52
Speaker 1: And from 13 to 25, I spent that entire time drinking,
1:05:56
Speaker 1: using drugs, destroying my credit, going bankrupt.
1:06:02
Speaker 2: Don't do it. I don't advise it, okay? You know?
1:06:08
Speaker 1: Am I now potentially in the conversation with the Undersecretary
1:06:11
Speaker 1: of Defense?
1:06:12
Speaker 2: Sure.
1:06:12
Speaker 1: Yes.
1:06:13
Speaker 2: That's interesting. It's interesting.
1:06:16
Speaker 1: But I'm just telling you, you should think more strategically
1:06:21
Speaker 1: about your life. Next week, I'll be back in New York.
1:06:26
Speaker 2: I've spent some time here in Florida. I wish everyone well.
1:06:29
Speaker 2: Go back to that one. I just want to read
1:06:31
Speaker 2: that headline. Influencers drown. Hold on.
1:06:34
Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
1:06:34
Speaker 2: Let me just read that headline.
1:06:36
Speaker 1: Influencers drowned because they wanted to show bikinis instead of
1:06:39
Speaker 1: wear life jackets.
1:06:40
Speaker 2: This is true. This happened in Brazil.
1:06:41
Speaker 1: If you don't know how to swim in the ocean, man,
1:06:45
Speaker 1: Palm Beach, people are drowning with these riptides. You got
1:06:49
Speaker 1: to focus. And I am not going to save you.
1:06:57
Speaker 1: And I'm a good swimmer, but I am not. If
1:06:59
Speaker 1: I see you drowning, I am not going to save you.
1:07:05
Speaker 1: If you are not Linda McMahon. If you are not
1:07:08
Speaker 1: Linda McMahon, I am not running in that ocean. Not
1:07:11
Speaker 1: for you.
1:07:12
Speaker 2: TimDillonComedy.com.
1:07:15
Speaker 1: We are in Connecticut at, what's that little dump I
1:07:19
Speaker 1: do there? It's a playhouse.
1:07:22
Speaker 2: What is it?
1:07:22
Speaker 4: The theater?
1:07:23
Speaker 2: It's nice. I don't mean dump. I mean, it's a
1:07:25
Speaker 2: nice place.
1:07:25
Speaker 4: Ridgefield.
1:07:26
Speaker 2: Ridgefield Playhouse. It's nice. The Carnegie Hall of Ridgefield, they
1:07:30
Speaker 2: call it.
1:07:30
Speaker 4: It's a school.
1:07:31
Speaker 2: It's a little school.
1:07:33
Speaker 1: Oxnard, God help us. Levity Live, please. We're announcing a
1:07:37
Speaker 1: big Canada swing.
1:07:38
Speaker 2: Is it up yet?
1:07:40
Speaker 1: No.
1:07:42
Speaker 2: I'll be in Omaha. I'll be in Orlando. Canada, we've
1:07:45
Speaker 2: got Calgary, Edmonton, Vancouver, something else. That's coming.
1:07:49
Speaker 4: Winnipeg.
1:07:50
Speaker 1: Winnipeg, that's going to be announced really soon. We've got
1:07:54
Speaker 1: some Portland and we've got some Seattle. Seattle. We've got
1:08:02
Speaker 1: some things happening. And we might try to do something
1:08:06
Speaker 1: with Connecticut. We might throw in a Vermont.
1:08:09
Speaker 2: We don't know. A one-nighter somewhere. I don't know.
1:08:14
Speaker 1: TimDillonComedy.com, Patreon.com, The Tim Dillon Show. A lot of great
1:08:19
Speaker 1: content on there right now. A lot of stuff that
1:08:22
Speaker 1: we just uploaded from Palm Beach, kind of reactions to
1:08:25
Speaker 1: what's happening right now. Get excited about it, folks. It's
1:08:30
Speaker 1: going to be okay. And even if it's not, it will.
1:08:34
Speaker 1: We're an incredibly tough, strong country. And what's good about
1:08:41
Speaker 1: that is that every four years, there's an election. And
1:08:46
Speaker 1: every four years, everybody gets very upset for a period
1:08:49
Speaker 1: of days or weeks.
1:08:51
Speaker 2: And you just have to move on and embrace....
1:09:01
Speaker 1: A new paradigm where you're going to be healthier happier
1:09:04
Speaker 1: and wealthier because Robert F.
1:09:07
Speaker 2: Kennedy Jr.
1:09:10
Speaker 1: Is going to we don't need Krispy Kreme we don't
1:09:14
Speaker 1: need it we don't need it.
1:09:20
Speaker 2: Here's the other problem, though. Is it bad for the
1:09:22
Speaker 2: economy if people get healthier? Probably. Right? There's no way....
1:09:32
Speaker 1: How are we going to have an economy if people
1:09:34
Speaker 1: get healthy and we stop going to war?
1:09:37
Speaker 2: This is the real question. Someone's got to answer this question.
1:09:41
Speaker 1: If we stop killing ourselves and each other, what is
1:09:45
Speaker 1: left here?
1:09:47
Speaker 2: That's the real.
1:09:50
Speaker 2: That's kind of the real worry.
1:09:52
Speaker 1: If we're not poisoning each other and killing everyone all
1:09:56
Speaker 1: over the place, what.
1:09:58
Speaker 2: Are we doing? We ain't making art. We ain't doing that.
1:10:03
Speaker 2: So I hope, I.
1:10:06
Speaker 1: Don't want to poison each other and I don't want
1:10:07
Speaker 1: to kill everyone around the world.
1:10:09
Speaker 2: I want to move to a new thing. But Musk
1:10:12
Speaker 2: and these guys might be right.
1:10:13
Speaker 1: We might have to get rid of humanity and all
1:10:15
Speaker 1: become robots and terraform another planet.
1:10:18
Speaker 2: And if that scares you, then fuck you.
1:10:21
Speaker 1: If you're scared to become a robot and terraform another
1:10:24
Speaker 1: planet or have your consciousness up, I don't want to
1:10:26
Speaker 1: talk to any of you. Don't limit me with your fear.
1:10:32
Speaker 1: Don't limit me with your fear of more of the
1:10:36
Speaker 1: same old, same old, same old.
1:10:45
Speaker 2: I should have responded and put Tulsa Gabbard on the show, huh?
1:10:50
Speaker 2: But you never know. You never know. It wouldn't have
1:10:55
Speaker 2: been great, right? She's not going to be great for
1:10:58
Speaker 2: the hour.
1:10:59
Speaker 6: Maybe.
1:11:00
Speaker 2: We'll have you now. We'll have you now. Aloha.
1:11:07
Speaker 1: That's the thing. And here's what she has to understand.
1:11:09
Speaker 1: This is what everybody has to understand. The career, you're
1:11:12
Speaker 1: hot and you're not. I've had moments in my career
1:11:15
Speaker 1: I could not get arrested for it. I mean, people
1:11:17
Speaker 1: wouldn't give a shit. I couldn't get a meeting. Then
1:11:19
Speaker 1: I've had moments where then you get hot. So sometimes
1:11:23
Speaker 1: you're hot and sometimes you're not. Back then she was
1:11:25
Speaker 1: not hot. Now she's hot.
1:11:27
Speaker 2: Don't take it out on me. Come in here and
1:11:30
Speaker 2: enjoy it. That's all. I got names. I have names
1:11:35
Speaker 2: for her of the people that need to be watched.
1:11:40
Speaker 2: That's my... I'm going to be giving... And I don't
1:11:43
Speaker 2: want this to make anyone nervous.
1:11:45
Speaker 1: I'm going to be giving names to the members of
1:11:47
Speaker 1: the new government of certain executives in the entertainment business
1:11:52
Speaker 1: that I feel personally need to be watched. Because I
1:11:57
Speaker 1: don't know how on board they are with America. I'm
1:12:04
Speaker 1: not threatening anyone. I'm not threatening anyone. I'm not threatening anyone.
1:12:08
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is... Several executives that I've personally had
1:12:12
Speaker 1: meetings with, I feel aren't on board with America and
1:12:18
Speaker 1: in fact are working against the interests of America. Now,
1:12:23
Speaker 1: maybe I'm wrong about that. And if those executives want
1:12:26
Speaker 1: to have another meeting with me and clarify what I
1:12:30
Speaker 1: think is going on, I might not give their name
1:12:34
Speaker 1: to someone in Palm Beach.
1:12:37
Speaker 2: Do you see? This is the new reality. Do you
1:12:40
Speaker 2: understand this? Okay? Maybe people don't like it, but this
1:12:45
Speaker 2: is a new guy. So if you want to call me.
1:12:47
Speaker 1: In and say, hey, our mistake, I'll take out my
1:12:52
Speaker 1: little pad and I erase your name and I go,
1:12:55
Speaker 1: my mistake.
1:12:56
Speaker 2: We all make mistakes. Good night.