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Ally drops the boat ball · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:02
  SPEAKER_01: I know you're having a little bit of a weekend with some family and uh uh friends uh coming in town going up to the Airbnb.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_01: Did you put Jazz Fest on your list for this weekend?
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you know?
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_00: You guys gonna make it down for the I I I told Zach's brother about it.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_00: And Zach's brother said, don't pack our weekend down.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_00: That's right, he did say that.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he said not too much.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_00: He put the foot down on that, and I already had a boat booked.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_01: Ah oh you got a boat book?
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we're gonna do that finger like cycle boat stuff.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that you told me that.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_01: That's not a boat, that's work.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, it's barely pedaling.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_00: You know what?
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_01: I think the thing is cool and there's a time and a place for it.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: I think you screwed up.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: I think you should have gone with a pontoon boat or a power boat.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's a jazz boat.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_00: The lazy man's boat.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_01: No, that's the enjoy my day boat, as opposed to because let me tell you, I want to get on the lake.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_01: We're already the sun is gonna be blasting on me and it's gonna be 85,000 degrees.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_01: Then pedal my ass.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_01: And then pedal and sweat until my butt crack is squeaking when I walk.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_00: I will break.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, I can totally picture that.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, exactly.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_00: Do you think before you act?
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_00: You know what that sounds like?
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_00: Cheese curds.
• 1:18
  unknown: What?
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm just asking.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not trying to.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I'm getting on your crap about this one.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_01: Why didn't you just say this is something because then the kids would really enjoy?
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_00: I'll tell you why, because my friends, my friend Sarah bailed on me.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_00: I was gonna go on her boat and then she she bailed on me.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_01: There's other places you can rent boats from.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sure it cost you a dollar to do the pedal boat.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_01: The pedal boats for a bunch of uh girls at a bachelorette party that want to get drunk and actually lose some of that ass before they have to fit into a dress for the wedding.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_01: For the remainder of us that want to go out that have kids, the kids are gonna like it for two seconds.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_01: And you know what's gonna happen?
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna pee.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna have dead weight on the boat.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_01: The kids aren't gonna pedal anymore.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_00: I don't even think they can reach the pedals.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_00: I'm bringing you beer.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_01: I fully Oh, the kids are gonna love that.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_01: Well, no, I meant for uh let me Zach's brother.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and also let's drink the heaviest of drinks.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_01: Right, let's get it.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_01: Because I know your beer.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_01: You didn't go get Bush Light.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_01: You got something to have to chew.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: And you're gonna be out there hoffing on the lake to go.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_01: Literally, you ready for this?
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_01: A quarter of a mile, and everybody's like, can we turn back now?
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_01: If you're in a pontoon boat, you could go all the way up to Geneva and back.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I don't know about that.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_01: You need to reconsider this.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_01: This is a this is a bad move.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_00: No reconsidering being a big book.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_01: No, this is bad.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_01: This is I'm sorry.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_01: It doesn't matter if you booked, you can bail.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't well, I don't know if I can.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_01: You you should be like, I think I think if you're sick.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_01: So no, I think you need stop acting like me.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_01: I think I think what you need to do is this.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_01: And and I think anyone listening that to this will agree with this because there's how many young kids?
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_01: Two.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_01: And they're at what ages?
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_00: Uh Winnie is seven and Dylan Dylan is uh uh ten or eleven.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, this is not the age group for them to do this much.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_01: Zach also carries around uh a little bit of uh um overhang.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_01: A little overhang over the over the shorts.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_01: So he's gonna be sweating disgustingly profusely.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_00: I know I have- And sounding like cheese curds.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I squeaky butt crack.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_01: I have no idea.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_01: I have no idea what his brother and his uh brother's wife look like.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_01: Very tall and thin.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, they'll they'll make it.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, they'll be carrying the weight on this because at some point even you're gonna be going.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_01: So, and Allie can't be considerate and buy like bush lights.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_01: She's gotta buy like go schlarten blotters, and it's like literally chewing a rye beer.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_01: You've got, you've got to, you've got to reconsider this.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_01: This is not this is not good.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think I can cancel it.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_01: I think you need to call and say, I made a mistake.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, that's really gonna No, you do.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_01: You say, I made a mistake.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_01: I did not gauge the audio.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_01: I did not I did not know my audience when I did this.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_00: Like I do every day.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_01: I have a couple young kids, a uh a boyfriend with a slight overhang of shorts.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_01: He's not he's not a huge dude, I'm just saying.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, this is slightly.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_01: And then two sticks of a brother and sister-in-law, baby, down the line.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_00: And so they have like no muscle mass whatsoever.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, this is gonna work out great!
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_01: Here's Allie at the back of the pedal boat.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_01: I'll get it started.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_01: You're like the you're like the motor boat on the back of that thing.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, and don't forget, somebody rides along on that.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_01: So you got Chuck, who runs the business, who's like doing nothing but standing there going, Can I get you something to drink?
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this guy's got the easiest gig on Seneca Lake.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_01: Everybody else around him is working their ass off, sweating like you know, cheese curds in there.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_00: All Chuck does is he turns on the karaoke machine.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_00: Who's next?
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_01: That's who's gonna be singing.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_01: You gotta rethink this.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_01: You gotta get away.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_01: Who's Ellie there?
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_01: You gotta lose yourself.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_01: It's the movement.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_01: You own it.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_01: I'm the real shady slip shoe.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna get out, you're gonna get past the break wall.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna get past the break wall.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_01: Don't you turn this on me.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_01: I'm making fun of you.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna get past the break wall, and everybody's gonna be like, we're good.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_01: Is there any wonder this family has said, don't overbook us?
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_00: Your decision is terrible.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_00: I need his family to really like me.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_01: This was the wrong move! They're never coming back after this.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_00: At this point, they're stuck with me for the rest of the day.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_01: I agree with Scott.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_01: Listen, and that's from Betty.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_01: And and Betty rarely makes sense.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_01: So even in this.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, she does today.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_01: Today she does.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_01: Because she agrees with you.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_01: Do you want me to call them and be like, listen, guys, we love because I love the paddlebow people or the pedalbow people.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_01: I want to be real clear.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not dogging on them.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_01: I'm dogging on you.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's the wrong group.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_00: It's the wrong group.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_00: So if there's a bridal uh shower, which I did it last year with the bachelorette party.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_01: That wants to drop 20 pounds from sweat peddling this thing on an 85 degree sunny day on Seneca Lake.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_00: Doing karaoke.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_01: Go for it.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_01: Take the booking tomorrow.
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_00: They're well hydrated off of high noons.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_01: You would have been better off with an actual yes, they are.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_01: You would have been better off with two paddle boats where you sit.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_00: Not that.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_01: This is not about you, woman.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_00: I don't like that idea at all.
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_01: Well, guess what?
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_01: They're not gonna like you after this weekend.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_00: I need them to like me.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_01: Wrong choice.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know why, but I really need them to like me.