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FULL SHOW: Culinary King Keyzie · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show. Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food. Freshly
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Speaker 2: Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company
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Speaker 2: this glorious Friday afternoon. It is the 23rd of October, 2026.
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Speaker 1: Beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options available. Reburgure are redefining
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Speaker 1: the norm.
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Speaker 2: Reburgure.
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Speaker 1: Yummy.
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Speaker 2: Speaking of yummy, g'day Mogi, you stallion, you Greek god,
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Speaker 2: how's life?
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Speaker 3: Going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of
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Speaker 3: a bee. Look, it's an absolute ripper here in Auckland,
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Speaker 3: isn't it? I hate to sort of start the show
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Speaker 3: by saying that spring has sprung, but... I think it
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Speaker 3: genuinely has, and I was riding around. Is there anything
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Speaker 3: better than riding around the city, beautiful sunny day, on
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Speaker 3: your mum's step-through e-bike?
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Speaker 2: I saw you on it for the first time yesterday.
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Speaker 2: You looked hot, mate.
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Speaker 3: Thanks, mate.
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Speaker 2: Amazing spectacle.
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Speaker 3: Thank you for pointing out that the back tyre was
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Speaker 3: a bit flat.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 3: I've pumped it up now.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, good stuff, mate.
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Speaker 3: You've got great guns. How are you, Keezy, man?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, great. It's a beautiful day, Mogi, and it's great
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Speaker 1: to hear that today you were once again Mummy's Bike Mogi,
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Speaker 1: sitting side saddle on your mum's old e-bike. That's really nice.
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Speaker 3: Do you know I pushed the wrong, there was a
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Speaker 3: switch there. I thought, ooh, a little lever there on
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Speaker 3: the handlebar hanging off. I was like, I don't know
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Speaker 3: what that is. So I flicked it there, and the
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Speaker 3: seat plummeted down. Oh, God. I dropped out of the
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Speaker 3: sky there. And so rather than adjusting it at the seat,
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Speaker 3: which you would think you do, there's a lever that
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Speaker 3: does it. God, I look like an absolute.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: What, on your mum's pushbike? Nah, I don't believe that.
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Speaker 1: I'm good though, fellas. Today, genuinely, in shorts and a t-shirt.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Doing a bit of work around my old house there.
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Speaker 1: Genuinely working up a sweat out in the sun.
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Speaker 3: I was like, yes! Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Summer's coming, baby. It's what we're talking about. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: It's so sunny, I'm actually peeling. You can see here
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Speaker 3: some of the skin's peeling off my shoulder, Kezi. Do
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Speaker 3: you want a taste of that?
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Speaker 2: Well, that actually looks like something else.
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Speaker 3: That's what I call good eating.
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Speaker 1: No, it's not.
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Speaker 3: A little bit of mochi skin.
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Speaker 1: Hey, Jay.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: How are you today?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, good, thanks, mate. Can't complain. Been out and about
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Speaker 2: getting my preparation for a bit of fishing over the weekend.
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Speaker 2: I was lacking all my fishing gears at our family batch.
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Speaker 2: And so I needed to go and get some stuff today.
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Speaker 2: Went and looked at my old joint, see how things
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Speaker 2: are going.
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Speaker 3: It's all good stuff. Bursts into tears.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, bursts into tears.
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Speaker 1: But more on that on the podcast. Disclaimer, which comes
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Speaker 1: out tonight.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Bonus content. Massive show ahead. What's happening on The Big Show?
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Speaker 3: Well, it's Friday, so that means it's another opportunity to
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Speaker 3: have a go at the throbber there, fellas. We absolutely
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Speaker 3: love it. Also, the ITM trade-off. Last day we're doing it.
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Speaker 3: Is it the last day for it? It is. We're
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Speaker 3: having two.
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Speaker 2: No, it's another week.
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Speaker 3: We've got another week.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, bloody oath.
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Speaker 3: We get two cracks at it, though, fellas. Plus, plus
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Speaker 3: giving away $ 500 in cold, hard cash. And Keezy, coming
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Speaker 3: up next, you're absolute sicko. We're going to chat about
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Speaker 3: how you went with the cuisine over in Japan.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I don't eat seafood. I don't like seafood.
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Speaker 1: And Japan is the nation of seafood. So I thought
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Speaker 1: I'd just give you a run through of all the
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Speaker 1: meals I ate.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff.
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Speaker 2: It's going to be great, wasn't it?
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Speaker 3: I can't wait.
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Speaker 2: Hey, here's Harvey Danger.
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Speaker 1: Here we go.
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Speaker 4: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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Speaker 2: Kings of Leon there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show
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Speaker 2: this Friday afternoon. The time is 4.13. Now, as you'll
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Speaker 2: be very aware of, old Keezy went to Japan for
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Speaker 2: two weeks very recently, didn't you, Keezy?
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Speaker 1: Certainly did, Jase. Two-week holiday. I'm part Japanese. It's a
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Speaker 1: place I've always wanted to go.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So my wife and I went there, got back on Monday,
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Speaker 1: thoroughly enjoyed it. But, of course, one of the reasons
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Speaker 1: people go to Japan.
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Speaker 1: Is for the cuisine.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Now, I personally don't actually like seafood.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And Mogi and I, I've got to be honest with you,
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Speaker 2: we're very concerned about what you're actually going to eat
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Speaker 2: over there. Famous, of course, for their nigiri, their sashimi,
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Speaker 2: and for their seafood in general.
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Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing, you know, some of the most
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Speaker 1: popular tourist attractions over there are fish markets. But the
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Speaker 1: good thing about Japan, too, is it's a variety of food. So,
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Speaker 1: for example, your Wagyu beef.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yes.
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Speaker 1: They're big on their wagyu.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they really are. That's sort of veins of fat
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Speaker 2: all through it. Marbled. Marbled, yes.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, had plenty of that. Had that about three or
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Speaker 1: four times.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 3: Tofu.
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Speaker 1: Which is, yes, it was some delicious tofu. Tried some tofu.
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Speaker 1: You know, your udon.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yes, your udon.
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Speaker 1: It's like a soup with noodles in it.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Plenty of udon.
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Speaker 3: But you can't just have soup, Keezy. You've got to
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Speaker 3: have some protein in there. Where are you getting your protein?
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Speaker 1: Oh, that was a chicken udon.
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Speaker 3: Oh, chicken.
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Speaker 2: Oh, right, okay. Because you did actually say to us,
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Speaker 2: Before you left, you'd been working up to getting into
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Speaker 2: the seafood, and so we were very excited because it's
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Speaker 2: one of the great joys of the world is fresh seafood.
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Speaker 1: I was trying to wean myself onto seafood, right?
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you've got your pork tonkatsu, which is like
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Speaker 1: a big pork fillet, which is deep fried.
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Speaker 3: I guess they did have a bit there, didn't they? Pork, beef, chicken.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 3: Tofu. Scallops.
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Speaker 2: Scallops. Did you have some scallops?
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Speaker 1: Had some scallops.
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Speaker 2: Oh, well done, Chris.
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Speaker 1: Yakitori. To be honest, I've had scallops before. I quite
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Speaker 1: like them.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, delicious.
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Speaker 1: This is yakitori style.
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Speaker 2: Did they have the tongue on or was it just
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Speaker 2: the white part of the scallop?
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Speaker 1: Just the, oh, no, the tongue was there. The tongue
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Speaker 1: was there.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 1: But it was like on a skewer, grilled.
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Speaker 3: Skewer. It's pronounced, over there it's pronounced skewer. Oh, is it?
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Speaker 1: Yeah. I thought it was pronounced yakitori.
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 1: Is it skewer?
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Speaker 2: Skewer.
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Speaker 1: So I had a few skewer scallops. Bloody delicious prawns.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, prawns.
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Speaker 3: Are you on the prawns or are you?
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Speaker 1: Oh, no, my wife did.
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Speaker 2: Oh, right, okay. What about, you know, your fresh cut
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Speaker 2: of fish?
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Speaker 4: Ah, tuna.
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Speaker 2: Your sashimi.
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Speaker 1: Sashimi. So over there, a big thing is your fatty tuna. Yes.
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Speaker 1: You've got fatty, fatty, medium fatty or light fatty. Fatty.
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Speaker 1: And the fatty fatty is very rich, very oily. Most
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Speaker 1: people prefer the medium.
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Speaker 2: I would actually describe the tuna as quite a meaty fish.
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Speaker 2: You know, because I had tuna the other night and
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Speaker 2: a wasabi sauce. Yeah. It was very meaty. It was
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Speaker 2: almost steak-ish, Kesey. Did you try some of that?
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Speaker 1: No, I didn't.
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Speaker 3: Didn't even try it?
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 3: Good on you, man. That's the spirit.
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Speaker 2: What about some, like, you know... plump, creamy, beautifully fresh salmon,
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Speaker 2: for example, dipped in a bit of soy, a little
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Speaker 2: bit of wasabi. What about something like that?
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Speaker 1: No, salmon is a big one because it's my wife's favourite.
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: I didn't have any of it.
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Speaker 3: Good on you, man.
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Speaker 1: Well known for octopus over there.
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Speaker 2: Yes, octopus.
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Speaker 1: Had two octopus balls. And by that I mean, I
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Speaker 1: don't mean the testicles off an octopus.
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Speaker 3: Say no more, man.
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Speaker 1: No, I feel like I need to.
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Speaker 2: No, that makes sense.
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Speaker 1: But it's just people are going to think.
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Speaker 3: I ate the.
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Speaker 2: What about seaweed? Did you have some seaweed?
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Speaker 1: Yes, I had some sushi.
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah?
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Speaker 1: Which was wrapped in seaweed.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, what was in the sushi? Chicken.
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Speaker 3: Did you have any... Did you have any re-burger?
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: No, I didn't. I wish. I'm going to be honest, fellas.
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Speaker 1: I didn't eat any seafood.
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Speaker 3: Did anyone try it? That's crazy. That is....
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Speaker 2: So disappointing Keezy.
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Speaker 1: I know I know I had pizza one night do
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Speaker 1: you want to know genuinely the only thing.
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Speaker 3: That surprised me about that is that it was one
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Speaker 3: night yeah exactly do.
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Speaker 1: You want to know what genuinely the best meal of
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Speaker 1: the trip was what's that smash burgers where in Japan
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Speaker 1: there's a food truck outside our apartment one night we
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Speaker 1: got home late and everything closed early in this particular
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Speaker 1: area and the only thing open was a smash burger
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Speaker 1: van we were like stuff it let's just get burgers Delicious.
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Speaker 1: That and the octopus testicles.
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Speaker 3: Shocking bastard. What a waste.
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Speaker 1: Highly recommend, fellas.
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Speaker 2: There's rage against the machine.
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Speaker 4: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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Speaker 4: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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Speaker 2: White stripes there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
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Speaker 2: Friday afternoon. The time is 4.27. I want to carry
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Speaker 2: on the food chat, fellas, because something extraordinary happened to
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Speaker 2: me last night on that front. Now, you'll recall I
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Speaker 2: mentioned in the show yesterday that my mother-in-law was staying. Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 2: And the reason that she was staying with us last
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Speaker 2: night was because she wanted to go and see a play.
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Speaker 2: just down the road from us there.
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Speaker 3: Oh, great.
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Speaker 2: Which was great. Is she out of town usually? Yeah,
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Speaker 2: she lives up north.
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Speaker 1: Wow.
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Speaker 2: And so occasionally comes down to the big city and
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Speaker 2: so forth. You know, when she comes down, we like
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Speaker 2: to take her out and treat her.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Make her feel special.
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Speaker 2: Make her feel special. Yes, exactly, Mogi. Show her the
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Speaker 2: sights and sounds of the big city. The big city.
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Speaker 2: And my wife was going with her to this play, obviously.
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Speaker 1: Oh, you're not going?
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Speaker 3: No, I.
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Speaker 2: It was a musical from the start.
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Speaker 5: Oh, oh, oh.
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Speaker 3: I know the one.
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Speaker 2: It was a musical about dementia, I believe.
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Speaker 3: Really?
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Speaker 2: Yes, truly, truly. So it didn't really appeal to me.
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Speaker 3: There's another musical on at the moment, which also doesn't
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Speaker 3: appeal to me. Right, okay. Because it's a musical.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, look, I'm going to say, I'll be honest, I
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Speaker 2: hate musicals.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you.
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Speaker 2: Just full stop. Anyway, so I said, come on, love.
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Speaker 2: I'll take you out on the town before you go
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Speaker 2: to your theatre show. So. me and my wife and
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Speaker 2: my mother-in-law, we went to a lovely restaurant just up
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Speaker 2: the road from us. One of the great things, fellas, about...
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Speaker 2: Living in the CBD is your location to all the
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Speaker 2: sort of, you know, the great eating out spots.
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Speaker 3: You won't get that out west, Casey.
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Speaker 2: You certainly won't. You might get a sort of grody
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Speaker 2: old sort of toasty bar or something.
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Speaker 1: Excuse me. I know how to eat out out west,
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Speaker 1: all right?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know you do.
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Speaker 2: So we went to a Vietnamese restaurant. Very nice. We've
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Speaker 2: been there before. It does a great pork sort of soup. Anyway,
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Speaker 2: true story. We were about a third of the way
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Speaker 2: through our meal. It took a little while to come out. Now,
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Speaker 2: the play started at 7.30, and my mother-in-law looked at
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Speaker 2: her watch, and she went, oh, my God, is that
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Speaker 2: the time?
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Speaker 3: Was it?
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Speaker 2: And it was the time, and the time was 7.25.
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Speaker 1: Right, because you would have left here not long before 7.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Gone straight there.
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Speaker 2: Straight there. They should have ordered beforehand. Well, they should have,
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Speaker 2: but they didn't. And it was 7.25. You know when
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Speaker 2: I get chitty-channing? I can go on a bit, you know.
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Speaker 1: Tell me about it.
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Speaker 2: We'd only just really started the meal, and then they
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Speaker 2: both went, oh, my God, we've got to go.
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Speaker 3: Right.
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Speaker 2: So I went, oh, oh, okay. Yeah, no, I suppose. No,
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Speaker 2: you guys go. You guys go.
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Speaker 3: Did you immediately drop lip and just go quiet?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I did. I just went, fine.
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Speaker 1: Right, so you gave your mother-in-law the silent treatment as well.
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Speaker 2: She's used to it. And anyway, this is true. And
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Speaker 2: the woman who runs this restaurant, she's a lovely lady,
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Speaker 2: and she was like, oh, is everything all right? Because
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Speaker 2: they were literally bolting up the door. And they were like, yes, no, sorry, sorry,
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Speaker 2: we've got to go and didn't really explain the situation.
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Speaker 2: So it left me there looking like an absolute doofus,
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Speaker 2: like I'd said the wrong thing or, you know, and
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Speaker 2: upset the family and they both just got up and left.
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Speaker 3: Right.
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Speaker 2: And so she was, you know, the restaurant owner was
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Speaker 2: really concerned and worried about, oh, did they not like
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Speaker 2: the food?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And I was like, no, they loved it.
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Speaker 3: It's a real insult.
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Speaker 1: It's a huge insult because I know in a lot
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Speaker 1: of those Asian countries, the serving size is not huge.
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Speaker 1: It's not like in Western countries when they'll just give
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Speaker 1: you a huge meal and you eat as much as
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Speaker 1: you can. It doesn't matter if there's leftovers. Usually what
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Speaker 1: they give you, you're supposed to eat all of it.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: And it's a massive insult not to.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Because it's a pretty modest serving size.
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Speaker 3: Sometimes food can be very hard to come by, Jason.
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Speaker 2: Well, look, I know. And this is also true. Rather
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Speaker 2: than to go, oh, can you pack their meals up?
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 2: I ate it all.
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Speaker 3: Good.
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Speaker 2: Did you actually? I literally ate it all because I
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Speaker 2: felt so bad for her that I ate my wife's
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Speaker 2: meal and my mother-in-law's meal. And her meal was, of
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Speaker 2: huge piece of chicken and massive bowl of rice. So
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Speaker 2: I ate it all simply, and I'd ordered two rounds
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Speaker 2: of spring rolls.
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Speaker 3: Right.
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Speaker 2: Which I also ate.
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Speaker 1: Did you pay for it?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course I paid for it, but I felt
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Speaker 2: nauseous afterwards. But, you know, it really left me in
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Speaker 2: a predicament, fellas.
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Speaker 1: It is a tough predicament.
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Speaker 3: Have you started talking to your wife and your mother-in-law again,
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Speaker 3: or are they still in the doghouse?
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Speaker 2: I didn't go home.
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Speaker 4: The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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Speaker 3: Let's see who's winning an ITM Toolbox trade-off from the
13:30
Speaker 3: Big Show on Radio Hauraki.
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Speaker 2: Yes, indeed, the ITM Toolbox trade-off. The punters are loving it, fellas,
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Speaker 2: and why wouldn't they?
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Speaker 1: Certainly are, Jase. It's to celebrate ITM's Toolbox top-up sale,
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Speaker 1: which is on right now, runs through October and November
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Speaker 1: at your local ITM. Get down there, get a bloody bargain.
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Speaker 2: Hey, I think ITM actually sells fishing gear too, so
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Speaker 2: I might pop in there and have a bit of
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Speaker 2: a gander.
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Speaker 3: You should.
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Speaker 2: Get some gears for over the summer period. What do
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Speaker 2: you reckon, fellas? Bring you in some fresh snaps. Some snappers.
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Speaker 3: Some photos of you not catching any fish. Yeah, good stuff.
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Speaker 2: Let's go to the phone lines. G'day, Mitch, you mad bastard.
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Speaker 2: How's life? Yeah, good, fellas. How about you?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, good, thanks, mate.
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Speaker 2: Can't complain, can't complain. How is magnificent New Plymouth today?
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Speaker 3: She is stunning, mate. Blue skies all around.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, nice.
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Speaker 1: How good.
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Speaker 2: Nice, beautiful part of the country.
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Speaker 1: Mitch, just quickly, man, what do you do for a crust?
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Speaker 3: I'm an estimator, mate.
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Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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Speaker 3: Give or take.
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Speaker 1: So what does that entail?
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Speaker 3: Oh, pricing things, eh, and getting it wrong.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Do you just say the word approximately a lot?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I estimate. Yeah, so you're one of those guys where
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Speaker 3: you're responsible for when a budget completely blows out. So
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Speaker 3: it's going to be $ 3 billion for that, and then
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Speaker 3: it comes in, oh, actually it's going to be $ 20
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Speaker 3: billion because their estimator was rubbish.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, good at it, though.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Good on you, Mitch.
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Speaker 1: Hey, Mitch, we're doing the ITM trade-off, all right? So
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Speaker 1: you have to tell us one of your tools that
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Speaker 1: you'd like to trade for one of ours. What are
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Speaker 1: you going to trade?
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Speaker 2: I'll give you a claw hammer. A claw hammer?
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Speaker 1: So that's just a hammer?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
15:11
Speaker 1: But it's got a claw on the... What's wrong? Why
15:15
Speaker 1: are you trading it away, man? Don't you like your
15:16
Speaker 1: claw hammer?
15:17
Speaker 3: Nah, she's a bit buggered in two pieces. Oh, no.
15:23
Speaker 2: Oh, mate. That was him banging it against a bit
15:25
Speaker 2: of wood after he got another estimate wrong.
15:30
Speaker 1: That's the one, Jason. Just looking at what tools we've
15:32
Speaker 1: got here to swap with a claw hammer. To be honest, man,
15:36
Speaker 1: I don't actually have a claw hammer in stock, so
15:37
Speaker 1: what I'll do is I'll trade you the Hikoki 18-volt
15:40
Speaker 1: Speed Series high-volume framing nailer kit worth $ 13. 99 plus GST.
15:46
Speaker 3: You absolute ripper.
15:48
Speaker 2: Wow.
15:49
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's bloody good. It includes a framing nailer, two batteries,
15:52
Speaker 1: a smart charger, and system case. So it says here
15:56
Speaker 1: it's worth $ 1399 plus GST. What's your estimate on it, Mitch?
16:00
Speaker 3: I'd say it's probably about $ 800.
16:01
Speaker 2: He's good at his job.
16:04
Speaker 1: He's good at his job. Good on you, Mitch. You
16:08
Speaker 1: hold the line, mate. That tool is all yours.
16:11
Speaker 2: Thanks, fellas. Good on you. Good on you, mate. I
16:13
Speaker 2: tell you what, just so you know, we're doing another
16:15
Speaker 2: one of these after 5 o'clock, aren't we, fellas?
16:18
Speaker 1: We certainly are, because it's a long weekend.
16:20
Speaker 2: Yes.
16:20
Speaker 1: So we've got two weeks' worth of tools, so we
16:22
Speaker 1: thought we'd double down today. Also today, we are giving
16:24
Speaker 1: away $ 500 to one of this week's winners.
16:28
Speaker 2: Yes.
16:29
Speaker 1: So if you've won a tool of us, have your
16:31
Speaker 1: phone on.
16:32
Speaker 5: Yeah.
16:32
Speaker 1: We could be calling you to give you $ 500 cash.
16:34
Speaker 2: It's extraordinary.
16:35
Speaker 3: Isn't it amazing, man?
16:36
Speaker 2: It just gets better and better and better.
16:38
Speaker 1: Yeah.
16:39
Speaker 2: Speaking of better, you want a bit of stereophonics?
16:42
Speaker 1: This is a tune, by the way. Don't forget, ITM's
16:45
Speaker 1: Toolbox Top-Up Sale. It's on now.
16:47
Speaker 4: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
16:51
Speaker 4: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
16:53
Speaker 2: Tune. The temperature app there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show. Yes, Mogey.
17:00
Speaker 3: They're from Australia. Do you know that, Jase?
17:02
Speaker 2: I didn't actually.
17:03
Speaker 3: There's an Australian band there.
17:04
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a hell of a tune. I enjoy that one.
17:06
Speaker 2: It's an absolute doozy. Hey, fellas. Let's talk TV. Okay.
17:14
Speaker 3: What's on the.
17:15
Speaker 2: Telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah! Hey, FYI, just between the
17:24
Speaker 2: three of us, Pugson's in a hurr of a mood.
17:26
Speaker 1: He is in a hurr of a mood.
17:27
Speaker 2: So just don't go into Studio B.
17:28
Speaker 3: Yeah.
17:29
Speaker 2: Anyway.
17:31
Speaker 3: He keeps sticking his tongue at me. It's driving me nuts.
17:33
Speaker 2: Yes, I know.
17:34
Speaker 3: He's got a few foul habits, actually. That and biting
17:36
Speaker 3: his nails. It's disgusting. I've asked him to stop. He refuses.
17:39
Speaker 2: I'm going to have to step it up now to
17:41
Speaker 2: the management.
17:42
Speaker 4: Yes.
17:42
Speaker 3: Because to me, it's a sexual type of harassment. And
17:45
Speaker 3: I've asked him one-on-one to just stop it, and he refuses.
17:48
Speaker 3: So what is that?
17:48
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's harassment.
17:49
Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm saying? If anybody else asked him,
17:51
Speaker 3: what would he do?
17:52
Speaker 2: I'm not going to even talk about all the sex
17:53
Speaker 2: toys he keeps leaving behind.
17:54
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've done that to death, to be honest.
17:58
Speaker 3: Fellas, I'll be honest with you, I didn't watch anything
18:00
Speaker 3: last night. A family of three walked past our house,
18:04
Speaker 3: and then they ended up coming inside for a drink
18:05
Speaker 3: of wine. What was really interesting was, well, the daughter
18:08
Speaker 3: was my daughter's age, so they played on the trampoline.
18:11
Speaker 3: We sat outside, had a glass of wine there. They'd
18:13
Speaker 3: just been to Japan.
18:14
Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
18:15
Speaker 3: They'd been to Japan for a couple of weeks. After
18:17
Speaker 3: talking to them, it really made me want to go.
18:20
Speaker 1: What about me talking about it?
18:22
Speaker 3: They went on this huge, Keezy, do you mind? They
18:25
Speaker 3: went on this big bike riding tour. So they have
18:28
Speaker 3: all these islands and they have these suspended bridges between
18:31
Speaker 3: these islands, Jase.
18:32
Speaker 1: Yes.
18:32
Speaker 3: And they're six miles long. Huge suspended bridges, these bastards.
18:37
Speaker 3: He took his whole family, the three of them went,
18:40
Speaker 3: young six-year-old daughter, seven-year-old daughter, some 70 kilometres of these
18:43
Speaker 3: suspended bridges they went on.
18:44
Speaker 2: Wow.
18:45
Speaker 3: Then they got themselves around in Osaka and a whole
18:47
Speaker 3: bunch of other places. There's this thing called Teamland. These things, Teba,
18:51
Speaker 3: they're an art installation, interactive art installations that you can
18:55
Speaker 3: go on. And it's essentially where they've refigured it with multimedia.
19:00
Speaker 3: But as opposed to you going into a museum and
19:03
Speaker 3: experiencing art, like you go to the art, right? You
19:05
Speaker 3: stand in front of a painting or a sculpture and
19:07
Speaker 3: you experience the art. These things are four-story buildings, and
19:10
Speaker 3: the art comes to you. Right. The art is, it
19:14
Speaker 3: could be bubbles, it could be sculptures, it could be
19:16
Speaker 3: projected little turtles that run along the wall. It sounds
19:20
Speaker 3: absolutely mind-bendingly incredible. Yeah. The way they describe the food. Jason,
19:26
Speaker 3: I've got to go.
19:29
Speaker 2: What you've just said to me makes me want to go.
19:33
Speaker 3: And I've never wanted to go.
19:34
Speaker 2: Same.
19:35
Speaker 3: As time has gone on, I've wanted to go less
19:38
Speaker 3: and less.
19:41
Speaker 1: It's actually the Shimanami Kaido is that thing, the bike ride.
19:45
Speaker 3: I don't know about any of that.
19:48
Speaker 1: And Borderless is what the the Team Labs thing's called.
19:53
Speaker 2: Thanks, Google.
19:59
Speaker 1: That's actually a great bird.
20:01
Speaker 2: You're calling someone Google? You were too busy standing outside bloody...
20:08
Speaker 2: smash burgers shacks.
20:12
Speaker 1: You're in Australia it's like basically.
20:15
Speaker 2: New Zealand fellas like you Mogi I don't have anything
20:19
Speaker 2: to offer TV wise because I just you know explained
20:21
Speaker 2: earlier on how my wife and my mother-in-law left me
20:23
Speaker 2: in the restaurant to go to a play cool we'll
20:25
Speaker 2: just move on to me so I went I went
20:27
Speaker 2: to bed in a hurrah of a mood and pretended
20:29
Speaker 2: I was.
20:30
Speaker 3: Asleep did you grab the duvet and roll over yeah
20:32
Speaker 3: like a little caterpillar.
20:34
Speaker 1: Yeah that's it yeah nice Ever since you put that
20:36
Speaker 1: hat on backwards, Jase, you've got a real attitude.
20:38
Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
20:39
Speaker 2: I just need a bit of bling and I reckon
20:41
Speaker 2: I'll make it work.
20:42
Speaker 3: Yeah.
20:43
Speaker 2: What did you watch, Keezy? Because I'm always fascinated by
20:46
Speaker 2: what's going on. Stop being a smartass. What do you mean, man?
20:51
Speaker 1: You know what I watched.
20:53
Speaker 3: I got fingers crossed. I'm hoping it was another episode
20:55
Speaker 3: of Traders.
20:56
Speaker 2: Yeah, same.
20:56
Speaker 1: Last night I watched Traders Celebrity UK on 3NZ or 3Now.
21:04
Speaker 1: Richard E. Grant, one of your favourite actors. Can I
21:08
Speaker 1: just say that that's a stretch?
21:09
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not my favourite actor.
21:11
Speaker 3: I like that movie.
21:12
Speaker 1: Actor in one of your favourite movies, which is Withnail
21:15
Speaker 1: and I. He was a massive penis in the first episode.
21:19
Speaker 1: My wife does not like him. But let's just say...
21:23
Speaker 1: Don't have to worry about that anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:26
Speaker 1: And my wife was stoked.
21:27
Speaker 2: Can I ask, when are you getting back to old
21:29
Speaker 2: outrageous fortune? Because you were loving that.
21:32
Speaker 1: I just thought some of the performances were pretty weak.
21:36
Speaker 1: Mainly the lawyer.
21:39
Speaker 2: He's in prison now, though, isn't he?
21:40
Speaker 1: Oh, that's a massive spoiler. Cheers for that.
21:55
Speaker 3: It's the Hauraki Big Show's Friday Throbber.
22:02
Speaker 2: Yes, indeed, the Friday Throbber. And I feel like the
22:06
Speaker 2: Friday Throbber's even better when we're in spring and summer,
22:08
Speaker 2: don't you, fellas? Because, you know, obviously the days are longer,
22:11
Speaker 2: people are getting home from work, the sun's out, they're
22:14
Speaker 2: probably listening to Radio Hauraki, listening to the tunes, having
22:17
Speaker 2: a few cool crisp beers on the deck or something
22:20
Speaker 2: like that. You might be asking, what is the Friday Thrubber?
22:24
Speaker 2: Each of us here in the studio, we choose a
22:25
Speaker 2: song to kick off your Friday celebrations into the long weekend,
22:29
Speaker 2: don't we, fellas?
22:30
Speaker 3: Exactly right. And if you like a particular song from
22:33
Speaker 3: a particular fella, you give us a ring on 0800 Hauraki.
22:36
Speaker 3: First to two votes out of three wins the Thrubber
22:38
Speaker 3: for that week, gets their song picked, and then we
22:40
Speaker 3: sort of just rip each other for another sort of
22:42
Speaker 3: 10 minutes or so, stick it to each other, and
22:44
Speaker 3: then get on with our lives. Yes.
22:46
Speaker 2: Pretty much.
22:46
Speaker 3: Sound about right?
22:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds exactly.
22:48
Speaker 3: Right, Mogi.
22:49
Speaker 1: We're also keeping score. Whoever wins at the end of
22:51
Speaker 1: the year gets a full special episode of The Big
22:53
Speaker 1: Show with just their tunes.
22:55
Speaker 2: How do you do it, man? Bloody good.
22:57
Speaker 3: Hey, I can go first if you like, guys. I
22:58
Speaker 3: just want a good old-fashioned bit of rock and roll.
23:01
Speaker 2: Okay.
23:02
Speaker 3: Okay?
23:02
Speaker 2: Yeah.
23:03
Speaker 1: Let the parties hit the floor. Let the parties hit
23:06
Speaker 1: the floor. Let the parties.
23:11
Speaker 4: Hit the floor.
23:16
Speaker 2: Yeah.
23:18
Speaker 3: Bit of bodies there from drowning pool.
23:20
Speaker 1: Drowning pool. It's a pool. Where you drown. That's cool.
23:28
Speaker 2: It's good stuff, Mikey. It's good stuff. It was slobbering, man.
23:31
Speaker 3: It was pulsing. Thank you.
23:32
Speaker 1: Pulsing. Speaking of pulsing, Jase, do you want to go next?
23:35
Speaker 2: Yeah. Burn it to the ground. What the fuck?
23:52
Speaker 1: Bit of Nickelback there.
23:53
Speaker 2: Oh, man. Did I choose that part of the song?
23:57
Speaker 3: That's not the part I wanted. One of the biggest
23:59
Speaker 3: laughingstocks on the planet. Good on you, man.
24:01
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. what part you chose of Nickelback.
24:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
24:06
Speaker 2: I do recall someone winning with Nickelback at some point.
24:09
Speaker 3: Yeah, but not that song.
24:11
Speaker 1: No, because the issue with that song is it's trying
24:13
Speaker 1: to be rock and roll.
24:14
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.
24:17
Speaker 1: And the worst part is you've chosen a bit of
24:19
Speaker 1: a stinker there, while me and Moggy have chosen some
24:21
Speaker 1: absolute throbbers. Clowns to the left of me.
24:25
Speaker 2: Jokers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the
24:28
Speaker 2: middle with you.
24:30
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you.
24:33
Speaker 3: Pugs isn't happy out there, can I say that?
24:35
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's in a hurry.
24:36
Speaker 2: I feel like, I feel like, KZ, we should just
24:40
Speaker 2: concede this, shouldn't we? You and I should just be
24:45
Speaker 2: taking out the back paddock there.
24:47
Speaker 1: Don't lump me in with you, that's deeply offensive.
24:50
Speaker 2: We should just be done with now, you know what
24:52
Speaker 2: I'm saying?
24:53
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I can still win this thing.
24:55
Speaker 3: There'll definitely be people that are into it, man. Your
24:57
Speaker 3: song's there, Jase. Yeah, well... Okay.
25:00
Speaker 1: The good thing is to, by the way, give us
25:02
Speaker 1: a call now. 0800 HODAKI. Vote for which song you
25:05
Speaker 1: would like to win the throbber. And every single person
25:08
Speaker 1: that calls through on 0800 HODAKI and plays the throbber
25:11
Speaker 1: is in the draw for a copy of Fontaine's DC's
25:13
Speaker 1: new album, Dopamine Chamber, on vinyl.
25:16
Speaker 2: What?
25:17
Speaker 1: One lucky person will be awarded that.
25:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, how good.
25:20
Speaker 1: Old pug son will choose. Do you like mayonnaise? What?
25:29
Speaker 1: It's a song by Smashy Punch.
25:32
Speaker 4: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
25:39
Speaker 2: It's the Hauraki Big Show's Friday Throbber. Tuesdays.
25:45
Speaker 1: The Friday Throbber. where we each choose a song and
25:53
Speaker 1: you vote which song you'd like to hear played in
25:54
Speaker 1: full on 0800HODUCKY. And today as well, because it's Vinyl Friday,
25:59
Speaker 1: one of these callers on the line right now will
26:00
Speaker 1: win a copy of Fontaine's DC's new album on vinyl,
26:03
Speaker 1: Dopamine Chamber.
26:04
Speaker 2: Oh, man. Yeah, how good, man, how good.
26:06
Speaker 3: That's actually great.
26:07
Speaker 2: I feel like it's going to be a real tight
26:08
Speaker 2: tussle today.
26:09
Speaker 3: I actually do. I think you'll be surprised.
26:11
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we'll start with Mogi's offering from Drowning Pool.
26:15
Speaker 2: LAUGHTER Let the bodies hit the floor.
26:21
Speaker 1: Let the bodies.
26:35
Speaker 2: Hit the floor. That sounds great. Angry throbber.
26:38
Speaker 3: Yeah.
26:39
Speaker 1: From old Mogi there. Speaking of an angry throbber, check
26:42
Speaker 1: this shit out from Oidy J.
26:44
Speaker 2: Rival!
26:48
Speaker 3: Oh, no.
26:49
Speaker 2: I'm ashamed of myself. I mean, I've picked some shitters,
26:53
Speaker 2: but this must be the worst of the lot.
26:55
Speaker 3: It's unreal. And I'll be honest with you, I think
26:58
Speaker 3: Nickelback get too much of a hard time. They've got
27:01
Speaker 3: some absolute tunes. That ain't true.
27:03
Speaker 2: That's not one of them, yeah.
27:04
Speaker 1: Because it's them trying to be badass.
27:06
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.
27:07
Speaker 3: It's weird.
27:08
Speaker 2: I agree, man.
27:11
Speaker 1: Luckily, old Keezy saves the day with an absolute throbber.
27:14
Speaker 2: Everyone on the world loves this song. On the world?
27:19
Speaker 3: You guys like that song, though.
27:23
Speaker 2: It's been a while. I guess we go to the
27:39
Speaker 2: phone lines. G'day, Dan, you mad bastard. How's life? Yeah, good.
27:43
Speaker 3: How are you, fellas? Yeah, good. Thanks, mate.
27:46
Speaker 2: What are you running with there, Dan?
27:48
Speaker 5: Oh, well, Jason Kesey's songs are not.
27:52
Speaker 3: That great, so it'll have to be Mogi.
27:54
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree with you, mate.
27:56
Speaker 3: That's the spirit.
27:57
Speaker 1: I don't agree with you, Dan. You hold the line there, man.
28:00
Speaker 1: You could win that vinyl, right? You stay there.
28:03
Speaker 2: Hayden, you mad bastard, how's life?
28:06
Speaker 3: Oh, it's wonderful down here.
28:07
Speaker 4: It's nice and sunny.
28:08
Speaker 3: Yeah, good on you, mate.
28:09
Speaker 1: He's in Christchurch, by the way.
28:10
Speaker 2: Can you put us out of our misery, please, Hayden?
28:12
Speaker 1: Who are you voting for, Hayden? I'm voting for Jizzbox. Oh, no.
28:18
Speaker 3: There you go.
28:20
Speaker 2: Oh, no.
28:21
Speaker 1: Good on you, Hayden. You hold the line there, man.
28:24
Speaker 2: Oh, no.
28:25
Speaker 1: What do you mean? You're going to win the throbber, Jason, maybe?
28:28
Speaker 2: No. G'day, Fergus, you mad bastard. How's life?
28:33
Speaker 3: Oh, good, Hootie Jizz.
28:34
Speaker 2: How are you, mate? Yeah, good, thanks, mate. What are
28:36
Speaker 2: you running with there, Fergus?
28:39
Speaker 3: Oh, this Friday evening, I think I have to go
28:41
Speaker 3: with a bit of Nickelback.
28:42
Speaker 4: I think it's you, Hootie Jizz.
28:44
Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Fergus, you've got great taste, mate. You
28:47
Speaker 1: hold the line, you can win that album. Oh, I
28:49
Speaker 1: love it.
28:50
Speaker 3: Well, I'll be honest with you, a win for Hootie
28:51
Speaker 3: J is a win for old Mogi.
28:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, true.
28:55
Speaker 1: But, mate, the reputational damage that this is going to do.
29:00
Speaker 2: Look, this is unprecedented. Can I take the win and
29:03
Speaker 2: not play the song?
29:04
Speaker 5: No.
29:05
Speaker 3: You can't.
29:05
Speaker 2: We have to play the song in full.
29:06
Speaker 3: No, you cannot take the win.
29:08
Speaker 1: By the way, everyone on the line right now, hold
29:10
Speaker 1: the line. Pugs is going to randomly choose a winner.
29:13
Speaker 2: Yeah, good idea, Keezy.
29:14
Speaker 1: But for now.
29:15
Speaker 2: Wait. What? I know this is unprecedented. Right. Can I
29:20
Speaker 2: take the win, but we play Mogi's song? No.
29:24
Speaker 1: Oh, it's already started, man.
29:25
Speaker 3: Nickelback, man.
29:26
Speaker 1: 3483, let us know your thoughts on today's Friday Thrubber.
29:30
Speaker 1: Every text in the draw for 50 bucks. Reburger. Turn
29:32
Speaker 1: it up!
29:34
Speaker 2: Woo!
29:35
Speaker 4: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
29:38
Speaker 4: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
29:41
Speaker 2: I apologise. I apologise, everyone. I apologise and I'll apologise again.
29:48
Speaker 1: Nickelback.
29:49
Speaker 2: Yeah.
29:49
Speaker 1: On Hodaki. Just won the Friday Throbber as chosen by Jase.
29:52
Speaker 1: As voted by the listeners, though, and Jase on 3483.
29:55
Speaker 1: A lot of people texting in their thoughts and feelings.
29:58
Speaker 2: Yeah.
29:58
Speaker 3: Yeah.
29:59
Speaker 1: Brett says, this song brings back memories. It was one
30:02
Speaker 1: of the old WWE Raw opening theme songs.
30:05
Speaker 3: Oh, was it? Yeah. He finishes that off by saying,
30:08
Speaker 3: what a throbber.
30:09
Speaker 2: Boom.
30:11
Speaker 1: Tune, thanks for reminding us how damn catchy this is.
30:14
Speaker 1: The bass and guitar rock on. Hoity J.
30:16
Speaker 2: Yeah.
30:17
Speaker 1: Honestly, Jase, people are loving it, mate.
30:18
Speaker 3: Nickelback, absolute banger. What? You can't win them all. This
30:22
Speaker 3: throbber sucks balls.
30:24
Speaker 2: No.
30:26
Speaker 1: Specifically the Bulls. Nickelback rules. That's from Em. I've never
30:31
Speaker 1: been more jizzed up on a Friday. What a tune.
30:33
Speaker 1: That's from Jordan. Jeez, as soon as this banger came on,
30:37
Speaker 1: Newstalk ZB never sounded so good. And then this one
30:41
Speaker 1: here just says, Jase, you absolute meathead. It's divisive. It is.
30:46
Speaker 1: People either love it, pretend they don't like it, or
30:49
Speaker 1: genuinely don't like it.
30:51
Speaker 2: I'm in the genuinely don't like it category. Why?
30:53
Speaker 1: Did you choose it then?
30:55
Speaker 2: Well, you know, because I was trying to get the
30:57
Speaker 2: vibe of what the listeners would want today.
30:59
Speaker 3: And you nailed it, man.
30:59
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks, Mogies.
31:00
Speaker 3: What's the name of that song?
31:02
Speaker 2: Burn It To The Ground.
31:03
Speaker 3: Oh, man, it's hardcore for sure.
31:04
Speaker 1: It's something about going out tonight.
31:07
Speaker 2: Burn it to the ground. Yeah, it's all about going
31:10
Speaker 2: out and getting steamed.
31:12
Speaker 1: It's like it's about we're going out tonight and going
31:14
Speaker 1: to have a big party.
31:15
Speaker 3: Whee!
31:15
Speaker 2: Because we're in Nickelback.
31:17
Speaker 5: Yeah.
31:17
Speaker 3: It's good stuff.
31:18
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is good stuff. Well, it did win the throw,
31:20
Speaker 1: but just looking at the old scoreboard here for 2026,
31:23
Speaker 1: way out in front still with 18 wins. You've got
31:27
Speaker 1: old Mogey. Second place, Keezy, with 11 wins and an asterisk.
31:33
Speaker 2: Yeah.
31:35
Speaker 1: Jase, though.
31:36
Speaker 2: Yes.
31:36
Speaker 1: You know, you might think Seamogie's score and think that's unobtainable,
31:39
Speaker 1: but with that win, you are now on, he's on,
31:42
Speaker 1: what was it?
31:43
Speaker 2: 18. 18.
31:44
Speaker 1: You are on eight with two asterisks and a small D.
31:48
Speaker 3: Yes.
31:50
Speaker 2: I'm feeling confident, though.
31:52
Speaker 3: Anything's possible. Anything's possible.
31:54
Speaker 2: I feel like I've got my mojo back. Anything is possible.
31:57
Speaker 2: Those guys fired me up, man.
31:59
Speaker 1: Who, Nickelback? Yeah. Oh. A palate cleanser now?
32:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. Foo Fighters.
32:09
Speaker 4: The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
32:16
Speaker 4: gig a little on radio hodaki let's see who wants
32:19
Speaker 4: to hear the roar of the encore cheers to super liquor.
32:23
Speaker 2: It's only what fellas uh it's a friday afternoon we're
32:26
Speaker 2: heading into the long weekend it's a glorious day here
32:28
Speaker 2: in auckland uh how good would it be you know
32:31
Speaker 2: tonight to maybe go and have a bit of a
32:34
Speaker 2: meal somewhere and then go out with your mates.
32:36
Speaker 1: To a live gig oh i'm actually busy tonight.
32:41
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you know, it doesn't have to specifically
32:43
Speaker 2: be tonight, but it'd be pretty bloody.
32:44
Speaker 3: Good, wouldn't it?
32:45
Speaker 2: Oh, yes.
32:45
Speaker 1: I mean, I'd have to shift some stuff around, but
32:47
Speaker 1: I guess it would be pretty sweet.
32:48
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally. Bit of a stress, to be honest with you.
32:52
Speaker 2: And with that in mind, we've got $ 250 to give away,
32:54
Speaker 2: don't we?
32:55
Speaker 1: We certainly do. Cheers to our mates at Super Liquor
32:57
Speaker 1: who want to get New Zealand gigging. Gig a little.
33:01
Speaker 1: A fund was set up. Cuticles were scattered throughout the
33:04
Speaker 1: Hodaki playlist.
33:05
Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
33:06
Speaker 1: And whenever you heard one, you just called 0800 HODAKI.
33:09
Speaker 1: You could win $ 250 cash straight away.
33:11
Speaker 2: Hey, let's go to the phone lines. G'day, Carla. How's life?
33:16
Speaker 5: It's been good.
33:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, good, good. And tell me, how was beautiful Wellington today?
33:22
Speaker 5: It was very sunny.
33:24
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, no wind.
33:26
Speaker 3: It was nice.
33:28
Speaker 1: What are the plans for the evening, Carla?
33:33
Speaker 3: Shopping for a Halloween costume and yeah, just Probably just chill,
33:39
Speaker 3: relax at home.
33:40
Speaker 4: Yeah, nice.
33:41
Speaker 3: Keezy always goes to Halloween as a sexy nurse.
33:45
Speaker 5: I could do, but our work is doing so well
33:48
Speaker 5: in the Seven Dwarfs, so I need to be a dwarf.
33:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, OK. Well, Jase, you probably got some... You probably
33:54
Speaker 2: gave me some tips on that.
33:55
Speaker 3: Do you want to borrow Jase's Reburger hat?
34:01
Speaker 2: Totally. Totally.
34:03
Speaker 1: Hey, Carla, what do you do for a crust, man?
34:08
Speaker 2: I work for an insurance company. Oh, yeah, nice. We
34:11
Speaker 2: need our insurance. Do you really go as a sexy
34:14
Speaker 2: nurse to Halloween, Keezy?
34:15
Speaker 1: Me? Yeah, of course I.
34:19
Speaker 2: Do. 100%. I'd like to see that.
34:22
Speaker 1: Yeah, perv. Hey, Carla, if we give you $ 250 cash, man,
34:27
Speaker 1: what gig are you keen to see? System of a down. Oh,
34:30
Speaker 1: now you're talking.
34:32
Speaker 2: Now you're talking, Carla. Well, the great news for you
34:37
Speaker 2: is you've just won yourself $ 250 cash. How does that sound? Oh,
34:40
Speaker 2: that is bloody amazing.
34:41
Speaker 5: Thank you so much.
34:42
Speaker 2: No worries, mate. No worries.
34:44
Speaker 3: Good on you, mate.
34:45
Speaker 1: Have fun at your Halloween party, Carla, and you hold
34:47
Speaker 1: the line, all right?
34:49
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. No worries. Oh, how good, eh?
34:52
Speaker 3: Lovely. How good.
34:54
Speaker 1: If you guys had to dress up for Halloween, what
34:55
Speaker 1: would you go as?
34:57
Speaker 3: Obviously.
34:58
Speaker 1: Yeah, here we go.
35:00
Speaker 3: No.
35:00
Speaker 1: No jokes.
35:02
Speaker 3: I've actually got, well, do you know what, Keezy? Once
35:04
Speaker 3: I won best dressed at a Halloween dress-up party. I
35:09
Speaker 3: went as, I don't know if you've seen the movie
35:10
Speaker 3: Crow with Brandon Lee.
35:13
Speaker 1: Crow. Isn't that a horror?
35:14
Speaker 3: It is, yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:16
Speaker 2: Wait, isn't it?
35:17
Speaker 3: Go on.
35:18
Speaker 2: Wait, what did you go as? Go on.
35:21
Speaker 3: I went as the crow.
35:22
Speaker 1: Jeez.
35:24
Speaker 3: Doesn't he?
35:26
Speaker 2: Oh.
35:27
Speaker 3: He's having it up.
35:28
Speaker 1: Oh, because of your beak, obviously.
35:30
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about you, Jase? What have you
35:32
Speaker 3: gone as?
35:33
Speaker 2: I don't do Halloween.
35:34
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, okay.
35:35
Speaker 1: It's a shame because there'd be a lot of costumes
35:38
Speaker 1: that you'd be great at. Hey, keep an ear out.
35:41
Speaker 1: You could win $ 250 cash thanks to our mates at
35:44
Speaker 1: Super Liquor. Cheers to gigs. Cheers to Super Liquor.
35:47
Speaker 4: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike, and Keezy. Tune
35:50
Speaker 4: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
35:54
Speaker 1: Call now.
35:57
Speaker 2: To win an ITM Toolbox trade-off from The Big Show.
35:59
Speaker 2: 0800 HODUCKY.
36:01
Speaker 3: Boom!
36:04
Speaker 2: Look at the phone lines there, fellas, just going off.
36:07
Speaker 2: The ITM Toolbox trade-off.
36:09
Speaker 1: That's right. It's to celebrate ITM's Toolbox top-up sale, which
36:13
Speaker 1: is on right now through to the end of November
36:15
Speaker 1: as well at your local ITM. Get down there for
36:17
Speaker 1: plenty of sales on all the biggest names and tools.
36:19
Speaker 2: And the reason we're doing two today, of course, is
36:21
Speaker 2: because Monday's a holiday.
36:23
Speaker 3: It is.
36:23
Speaker 2: And we're all pretty stoked about that, I'll be honest
36:26
Speaker 2: with you.
36:26
Speaker 1: Labor weekend, can't bloody wait. Another reason we're doing... two
36:30
Speaker 1: of these, is because we're also celebrating the fact we've
36:32
Speaker 1: got $ 500 to give away. Yes. Because it's not just
36:34
Speaker 1: the tools you get. You know, if we trade for
36:37
Speaker 1: one of your tools, all five people who got themselves
36:40
Speaker 1: in the draw this week, well, six actually, including these
36:42
Speaker 1: people here that are calling up now, in the draw
36:44
Speaker 1: for $ 500, we're going to do a lucky dip and
36:46
Speaker 1: give one of them cold hard cash.
36:48
Speaker 3: Not bad, all right. Not bloody bad.
36:50
Speaker 1: All right, so we rip into it, fellas?
36:51
Speaker 2: Yes, I think so, mate. Let's see who's winning an
36:58
Speaker 2: ITM Toolbox trade-off from the big show on Radio Hauraki. G'day, Keegan,
37:03
Speaker 2: you mad bastard. How's life?
37:06
Speaker 3: Not too bad, not too bad.
37:07
Speaker 2: Good on you, mate. Walkworth, that's a beautiful part of
37:09
Speaker 2: the country. It must be beautiful up there today. Yeah,
37:13
Speaker 2: I'm up in Paiaia at the moment, and it's beautiful
37:15
Speaker 2: up there. Oh, yeah, nice. Nice. And tell me, Keegan,
37:18
Speaker 2: what do you do for a crust, mate?
37:19
Speaker 4: I'm a mechanic.
37:21
Speaker 2: Oh, backbone. Yeah, nice. Grease monkey. Yeah. Yeah.
37:26
Speaker 1: What's your favourite tool when you're mechanicing, Keegan?
37:30
Speaker 2: I love my half-inch rattle gun.
37:33
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, half-incher, yeah.
37:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got no idea what that is, but it
37:36
Speaker 2: sounds cool.
37:37
Speaker 1: It's a gun, right?
37:38
Speaker 3: Yeah.
37:39
Speaker 1: It's about half an inch wide. It's tiny.
37:41
Speaker 3: Yes.
37:41
Speaker 1: And it just makes a little rattling noise.
37:43
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's broken when you get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:45
Speaker 2: So, Keegan, it's the ITM Toolbox trade-off. What tool do
37:49
Speaker 2: you want to trade with us? I've got a pretty
37:53
Speaker 2: sad jigsaw.
37:55
Speaker 1: How many pieces? 500 pieces? 1,000 pieces?
37:57
Speaker 2: It's been one piece.
38:01
Speaker 4: It just sometimes doesn't jig very well.
38:04
Speaker 2: I hate that with the old jiggy.
38:06
Speaker 3: The old jiggy there. Mogi, do you have a jiggy?
38:10
Speaker 3: I used to have a jiggy, but I had to
38:12
Speaker 3: get rid of it. I had to get rid of
38:14
Speaker 3: it for exactly that reason that you're talking about, the
38:16
Speaker 3: air keg. And sometimes it just simply would not jig. Yeah.
38:19
Speaker 3: And then I'm the idiot. I don't think so. So
38:21
Speaker 3: it's in the bin, man. See you later. All right.
38:24
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just going to take a look here, Keegan,
38:25
Speaker 1: at what we could trade you for. Do we have
38:29
Speaker 1: a jigsaw? No, we don't. What we do have is
38:31
Speaker 1: a Makita 40-volt Max XGT four-piece combo kit with $ 1699
38:34
Speaker 1: plus GST, mate.
38:35
Speaker 5: Ooh.
38:39
Speaker 1: You like the sound of that?
38:40
Speaker 4: That is bloody awesome.
38:43
Speaker 1: Damn right it is. It includes a drill, an impact driver,
38:48
Speaker 1: a circular saw, a multi-tool batteries, rapid charger and a
38:52
Speaker 1: rolling tool chest, Keegan.
38:54
Speaker 2: Oh, awesome. That's got to make your long weekend, mate, surely.
38:59
Speaker 4: That does make my long weekend.
39:00
Speaker 2: Oh, how good.
39:03
Speaker 1: So that tool is all yours. We are trading you.
39:05
Speaker 1: You hold the line there. We've got to do a
39:07
Speaker 1: lucky dip, fellas.
39:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, we do. $ 500 cash, is that right, Keezy?
39:11
Speaker 3: That's right.
39:11
Speaker 1: So what I'm going to do is I'm thinking of
39:13
Speaker 1: a number between one– Between one. Between one and five.
39:18
Speaker 2: Right, okay.
39:19
Speaker 3: One and six.
39:19
Speaker 1: Actually, no, what I'm saying is pick, sorry, yes, one
39:21
Speaker 1: and six.
39:22
Speaker 3: Thank you.
39:22
Speaker 1: Pick a number between one and six.
39:24
Speaker 5: All right?
39:24
Speaker 2: I'm going to go three.
39:26
Speaker 3: No, I was going to go three.
39:28
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go to the line three then.
39:30
Speaker 2: G'day, is that Paul, is it? No way.
39:35
Speaker 1: You little ripper.
39:37
Speaker 2: How good. Hey, Paul, how's beautiful Todonga today?
39:42
Speaker 3: Oh, she's gorgeous, mate. Not a cloud in the sky.
39:45
Speaker 3: Have you got an idea about how you might spend
39:48
Speaker 3: this 500 bucks here, Paul? Queen of the Nile, man.
39:54
Speaker 1: Good shit, Paul. Well, not only did you win a
39:57
Speaker 1: tool off us earlier this week, mate, you've also got
39:59
Speaker 1: yourself 500 bucks cash.
40:01
Speaker 3: Oh, fellas, you guys are absolute.
40:03
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's amazing, man.
40:04
Speaker 2: Thank you very much.
40:05
Speaker 1: And thanks, ITM, as well.
40:06
Speaker 2: Good on you, man. That's good stuff. You have a
40:09
Speaker 2: fantastic long weekend, Paul. You too.
40:13
Speaker 3: You guys too. I love you.
40:14
Speaker 2: You hold the line, Paul. Yeah, good stuff.
40:16
Speaker 1: That was pretty fun, wasn't it?
40:17
Speaker 2: Paul's had a hell of a week, hasn't he?
40:19
Speaker 3: He's had a great week. Very polite. I think he
40:21
Speaker 3: was the only one of our winners that thanked ITM.
40:24
Speaker 2: True.
40:24
Speaker 3: On both occasions. Good on you, Paul.
40:26
Speaker 2: Yeah, good stuff.
40:27
Speaker 1: Big shout out to ITM and their toolbox, Top Up Sale,
40:29
Speaker 1: which is on now October through November. Some of the
40:31
Speaker 1: biggest brands and more with great prices. Now, coming up
40:34
Speaker 1: after six, fellas.
40:35
Speaker 2: Yes.
40:35
Speaker 1: We've had an internal complaint.
40:37
Speaker 3: Yes.
40:38
Speaker 1: It's about a handling of a on-air last night. We
40:42
Speaker 1: were supposed to be telling the audience about a great
40:43
Speaker 1: new competition we've got happening at the moment. Apparently, we
40:47
Speaker 1: did a bad job of it. So we're just going
40:49
Speaker 1: to listen back and see whether the complaint was justified.
40:51
Speaker 2: Fair enough, man.
40:54
Speaker 4: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
40:58
Speaker 4: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
41:00
Speaker 2: Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Friday afternoon slash
41:04
Speaker 2: early evening is absolutely going off. You're listening to The
41:07
Speaker 2: Big Show, incidentally, brought to you by Reburger.
41:11
Speaker 1: Crave-worthy street food freshly made with Reburger. Ah, that's really
41:16
Speaker 1: quite yummy.
41:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really is quite yummy. Genuinely delicious. Genuinely.
41:21
Speaker 3: No.
41:22
Speaker 1: No.
41:22
Speaker 2: No.
41:23
Speaker 1: I don't believe you. I already don't believe you either.
41:25
Speaker 2: Please.
41:26
Speaker 1: If you say you're having Reburger.
41:29
Speaker 2: What?
41:29
Speaker 1: What's up, Chase?
41:30
Speaker 2: I'm going to have Reburger tonight. No, you're not. I
41:32
Speaker 2: genuinely am.
41:33
Speaker 3: You've never had Reburger.
41:35
Speaker 2: I totally am, man. It's just me and my wife
41:38
Speaker 2: again tonight, so why wouldn't we?
41:40
Speaker 3: I don't know.
41:41
Speaker 1: It's that every night, isn't it?
41:43
Speaker 2: No, no. My little one's with us a lot of
41:44
Speaker 2: the time.
41:45
Speaker 3: And what?
41:46
Speaker 1: She doesn't like Reburger?
41:47
Speaker 2: No. No, well, it's just when she's home, we cook food.
41:51
Speaker 1: Right.
41:51
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. Yeah,
41:55
Speaker 2: so it's going to be good. What are you fellas
41:56
Speaker 2: going to have tonight?
41:57
Speaker 3: It's a great question.
41:58
Speaker 2: Yeah.
41:59
Speaker 3: Last night I had some sort of a beanie number.
42:03
Speaker 2: Like a hat?
42:04
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like a hat, actually.
42:06
Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
42:06
Speaker 3: A hat full of beans. And the hat was a wrap.
42:10
Speaker 3: And a little bit of cheese there, a little bit
42:11
Speaker 3: of avocado. God, it was good.
42:13
Speaker 1: A burrito.
42:14
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what's happening tonight, though. It's going
42:16
Speaker 3: to be delicious.
42:17
Speaker 1: You look stoked about it.
42:19
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow.
42:20
Speaker 3: I mean, listen to my voice. I am stoked.
42:21
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally, man, totally. What about you, Keezy?
42:24
Speaker 1: Well, I'm a happy boy at the moment because we
42:26
Speaker 1: are clearing out the freezer because we're moving out at
42:29
Speaker 1: the end of next week. And in the freezer, we
42:32
Speaker 1: found two little homemade chicken, bacon, and mushroom pies from
42:37
Speaker 1: my wife's mother. So we've got two of them out.
42:40
Speaker 1: We're just going to cook both of them because they're
42:42
Speaker 1: perfect size for one person.
42:43
Speaker 3: Great.
42:44
Speaker 1: So that's what we're having tonight.
42:45
Speaker 3: Can't wait. At Jase's house, you'd have one and have
42:47
Speaker 3: to split it.
42:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
42:48
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Yes. One serving for two people.
42:52
Speaker 1: But I'll be hoeing in.
42:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
42:54
Speaker 1: Yeah. What are you having for dinner? Oh, I know
42:56
Speaker 1: it's not Tuesday.
42:57
Speaker 2: No, no, no.
42:58
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, in that case, just play a tune.
43:00
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so, man. You do it.
43:02
Speaker 1: Do you guys like Pearl Jam?
43:03
Speaker 3: Yes.
43:05
Speaker 4: The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
43:11
Speaker 2: Supergrass there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Friday evening.
43:16
Speaker 1: Hey, fellas, we have done three Come Dine With Me
43:20
Speaker 1: episodes here at Radio Hauraki. Mogi, you hosted us first,
43:24
Speaker 1: then Horty J, then myself, partners included.
43:26
Speaker 3: Yes.
43:27
Speaker 1: The last person, the final Come Dine With Me is Pugs.
43:29
Speaker 2: Yeah.
43:30
Speaker 1: Now, we've got pretty busy schedules coming up, and we've
43:33
Speaker 1: locked in a Sunday afternoon. Yes. I believe it starts
43:36
Speaker 1: at 2 or 3 in the afternoon, I think. The
43:40
Speaker 1: issue is I fly home from Christchurch. I think I
43:44
Speaker 1: land at 1 o'clock, so I'll be coming straight to Pugs'
43:47
Speaker 1: house from the airport.
43:48
Speaker 3: Yes. With your missus?
43:49
Speaker 1: With my wife. She'll be there as well, so that's cool.
43:53
Speaker 1: The issue is I'm trying to make it as fair
43:55
Speaker 1: as possible to all the other come dine with me's. So, obviously,
44:01
Speaker 1: I have to show up really, really, really hungover, both
44:04
Speaker 1: my wife and I do. Yeah. Because that's how Pugs
44:07
Speaker 1: showed up to ours.
44:07
Speaker 3: That's true.
44:08
Speaker 1: And his partner.
44:09
Speaker 3: That's true. He was in pieces, wasn't he?
44:11
Speaker 1: He was in pieces. And, you know, like, I was
44:13
Speaker 1: already up against it.
44:15
Speaker 2: How come?
44:17
Speaker 1: Well, it was just a lot going on and the
44:18
Speaker 1: various rules weren't understood by my wife and I. And look,
44:21
Speaker 1: I don't want to get into it.
44:22
Speaker 2: Right, okay.
44:23
Speaker 1: But I just, I'm trying to make it as fair
44:25
Speaker 1: as possible by making sure.
44:26
Speaker 3: I thought you would have had heaps of time because
44:28
Speaker 3: you made everything the week before.
44:29
Speaker 1: No, I didn't make everything the week before. I made
44:32
Speaker 1: it the day before and was just, well, apparently. What's up, Pugs?
44:38
Speaker 2: What's up?
44:38
Speaker 3: What do you want?
44:39
Speaker 2: Oh, hey, guys. Oh, no, I just figured, you know,
44:41
Speaker 2: this is a team discussion. for a team competition.
44:45
Speaker 3: Oh, Keezy really didn't want you here, but all good.
44:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
44:47
Speaker 3: No, sweet.
44:48
Speaker 2: That's all G. So what are you– are you saying, Keezy,
44:52
Speaker 2: that you're going to turn up massively hungover to them?
44:54
Speaker 1: Well, I have to do what Pugs and his very
44:57
Speaker 1: young partner did, which is they– Sorry.
45:01
Speaker 2: Sorry.
45:02
Speaker 3: Sorry about what? You don't seem sorry.
45:04
Speaker 1: Your partner, your lovely partner, they showed up like shells
45:08
Speaker 1: of humans. Yeah. Yeah. And so I'm like, obviously, I
45:11
Speaker 1: have to do that. So obviously, the night before, I'm
45:13
Speaker 1: going to have to do what they did and do
45:14
Speaker 1: all sorts of bloody drinking.
45:17
Speaker 3: But the trouble is, though, what might end up happening,
45:19
Speaker 3: because you know when you get really hung over, pissed up,
45:23
Speaker 3: hung over the next day, then any food tastes really good.
45:27
Speaker 1: And boy, did it.
45:28
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Because Jase was massively hungover.
45:35
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
45:36
Speaker 1: But you said you liked my lasagna.
45:38
Speaker 2: The only person that was sober was Mogi.
45:41
Speaker 1: Is anyone thinking straight?
45:43
Speaker 2: It was very creamy.
45:47
Speaker 1: This is good stuff, fellas. Hope it worked out for.
45:51
Speaker 2: You, man.
45:51
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just going to turn old Pugs off there.
45:53
Speaker 1: He's off now.
45:56
Speaker 3: He's been turned off there. So that's what I'm thinking, fellas, anyway. Well,
45:59
Speaker 3: what was interesting was that you did the first thing,
46:01
Speaker 3: and we should have done this from the start as well.
46:02
Speaker 3: The whole thing has been a learning process, and that
46:04
Speaker 3: is you marked the guests. You marked the guest.
46:08
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, that's right.
46:09
Speaker 3: And so that's where it comes into play, I think.
46:11
Speaker 3: And ultimately, at the end of all of this, we
46:13
Speaker 3: could have also had best guest.
46:14
Speaker 1: Yes, that would have been cool. Yes.
46:15
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
46:17
Speaker 1: That's right, because, Jase, you were vaping outside most of
46:19
Speaker 1: the time.
46:20
Speaker 3: That's right.
46:20
Speaker 1: Pugs was still steamed, I'm pretty sure.
46:24
Speaker 3: Yes.
46:24
Speaker 1: Mogi, you were very, very, well, I don't even want to,
46:26
Speaker 1: you were great. I can't look you in the eye
46:29
Speaker 1: and say because of the score you gave me, but
46:30
Speaker 1: that's all G.
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Speaker 3: It's interesting, isn't it? They say that the human psychology
46:35
Speaker 3: is that you see the snake. So you can have
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Speaker 3: all these fantastic things going on, but you see the
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Speaker 3: bad thing. You see the danger. So while I did
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Speaker 3: give Keezy a six, I'm also the only person out
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Speaker 3: of everyone to give a 10. But there's no mention
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Speaker 3: of that. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Only mention I get is about the six. Didn't you
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Speaker 2: give me a 10 as well for something? Oh, my entertainment.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, your entertainment was unbelievable. But there's no chat about that,
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Speaker 3: is there? I only get criticised, and that hurts.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can understand. Are you all good, man? I
47:02
Speaker 2: can understand, Mogi.
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Speaker 1: Oh, man, I'm so sorry. Do you guys like ACDC?
47:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
47:10
Speaker 4: Sweet. The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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Speaker 2: White stripes there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
47:19
Speaker 2: Friday evening. But right now it's time for.
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Speaker 3: Be Pretty Nibs 69. At gmail.com. Get in touch with
47:31
Speaker 3: the fellas.
47:33
Speaker 1: Meet PaddyNib69 at gmail.com. Real email address. Get in touch
47:37
Speaker 1: if you genuinely need advice. We'll do our best to
47:39
Speaker 1: help you out.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't get in touch if you've just taken a piss.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
47:43
Speaker 3: Yeah.
47:44
Speaker 2: I haven't got time for that sort of stuff. I'm
47:45
Speaker 2: a busy man.
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Speaker 3: Busy.
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Speaker 1: Of course, it's 100% anonymous. If you read it on
47:50
Speaker 1: the show, $ 50 Reburger voucher. G'day fellas, anonymous here. Do
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Speaker 1: they always start with anonymous here or are you just
47:56
Speaker 1: saying it like that? Because you normally sign off at
47:58
Speaker 1: the end, don't you?
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Speaker 3: You normally say, G'day fellas, going through such and such
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Speaker 3: and such at the end.
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Speaker 1: Sincerely anonymous anonymous nah for some reason everyone says g'day
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Speaker 1: guys anonymous here every single.
48:09
Speaker 3: One wow it's amazing it's amazing little insight there little
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Speaker 3: look behind the.
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Speaker 1: Curtain fellas I'm a blue collar bloke with a hell
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Speaker 1: of a concept for a TV show got some characters
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Speaker 1: fleshed out storylines scenarios etc but I don't know how
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Speaker 1: to put it into a script or what the next
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Speaker 1: step is what do I do flag it what do
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Speaker 1: you mean it's too much.
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Speaker 2: Work It's just such a process, man.
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Speaker 1: For you guys, man.
48:36
Speaker 3: Chat GPT.
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Speaker 2: No, don't use chat GPT. A lot of people bag
48:41
Speaker 2: the use of AI with the arts.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: So much faster. The quality of the product is terrible,
48:48
Speaker 3: but it's faster.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It takes so much of the stress
48:51
Speaker 2: out of it.
48:51
Speaker 3: And nowadays, nobody wants a good quality product. They only
48:54
Speaker 3: want shit. Yeah.
48:55
Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Hence why we're on here.
48:57
Speaker 2: And the reality is, even if you do write it
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Speaker 2: yourself and it's amazing, no one's going to want it.
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 1: But that's just your personal experience.
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Speaker 2: No one's going to give you any money for it.
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Speaker 3: No, no.
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Speaker 1: But I feel like you guys, once again, this is
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Speaker 1: your personal experience. But for other people.
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Speaker 2: Do you want me to talk about someone else's personal experience?
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Speaker 3: All we can go off is our personal experiences.
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Speaker 2: I mean, do you want me to talk about, you know,
49:20
Speaker 2: what i've experienced in my life.
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Speaker 1: Or not i do and to be honest i've heard
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Speaker 1: a lot of it um but what i'm saying for
49:26
Speaker 1: this guy he's blue collar he works his ass off
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Speaker 1: every day he thinks he's got a great idea for
49:30
Speaker 1: a tv.
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Speaker 3: Show he probably doesn't yes.
49:32
Speaker 1: But maybe but what he wants to know is the
49:35
Speaker 1: next steps well write it down Right, okay, like just
49:39
Speaker 1: write down the idea? Yeah.
49:41
Speaker 3: Okay. But you've got to script it out. So the
49:43
Speaker 3: first thing that I would do is just send the
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Speaker 3: idea to me, and I can give you some guidance
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Speaker 3: on whether it is a good idea or not. To Mogi?
49:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
49:52
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'll give you some guidance on that one.
49:55
Speaker 1: What's the deal when it comes to intellectual property and
49:57
Speaker 1: stuff like that?
49:59
Speaker 3: It's a lot like looters' rights, actually. Yes.
50:02
Speaker 1: Which is where you can just sort of take whatever
50:04
Speaker 1: you want.
50:04
Speaker 3: Yeah. And then it's like... You know, if you catch me,
50:07
Speaker 3: you don't like it, let's go. If you come off
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Speaker 3: second best, then tough titty.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ryan, okay.
50:16
Speaker 2: There might be a role in it for you, Keezy.
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Speaker 1: Maybe.
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Speaker 3: Maybe.
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Speaker 1: But we've got to actually help him out first.
50:24
Speaker 2: True, true, true.
50:25
Speaker 3: So he's a blue collar guy.
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Speaker 2: Yep.
50:27
Speaker 3: Like a lot of my family.
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Speaker 1: So I can picture my cousins and stuff, I'm picturing them. Yeah.
50:31
Speaker 1: And they want to have a crack at TV because
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Speaker 1: it's an exciting world, but it's always like, how do
50:35
Speaker 1: I get into it?
50:35
Speaker 2: It's not really, it's hell. Right.
50:39
Speaker 3: It looks exciting from the outside, I'll give you that.
50:41
Speaker 2: Right.
50:41
Speaker 3: But then once you get into it.
50:43
Speaker 2: Shit. Hell.
50:45
Speaker 3: Yeah. Look at us with all our success. You know, Keezer,
50:49
Speaker 3: you can talk about this. You've been through hell. All
50:51
Speaker 3: those ideas you've had, all those series you've presented, and
50:53
Speaker 3: then you just get some rugby league player comes along
50:55
Speaker 3: and takes it all away. I'm amazed you're still on
50:57
Speaker 3: two feet. Jason and I talk about this all the time.
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Speaker 3: If that had happened to us, we'd be lying inside
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Speaker 3: in our bed with the curtains closed. We'd never come out.
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Speaker 2: I would have thrown in the towel three years ago.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, right. Well, that's why, fellas, sometimes I'm not on
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Speaker 1: two feet, sometimes I'm on all fours.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So I hope that helps, Anonymous. Good luck. Just put
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Speaker 1: it into chat GPT or tell your idea to Mo.
51:21
Speaker 4: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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Speaker 4: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
51:37
Speaker 5: There you go, you mad bastards.
51:50
Speaker 2: That's a big show done and dusted for you Friday
51:52
Speaker 2: night as we head into the long weekend. What's the
51:56
Speaker 2: disclaimer clip that we've got here today, Keezy?
51:59
Speaker 1: Today's disclaimer, which is bonus content we do, an extra podcast.
52:03
Speaker 1: We were discussing Dreaming. A lot. So here's a clip
52:06
Speaker 1: that comes out at 7.30 tonight.
52:09
Speaker 3: My first job out of school was a travelling salesman.
52:12
Speaker 1: Poor person, but in my case, man.
52:15
Speaker 3: It was a man. Definitely a man.
52:18
Speaker 1: While his co-worker was driving. Do you remember that story?
52:21
Speaker 3: It's one of the greats. It is one of the greats.
52:25
Speaker 2: It's a fascinating story that you should definitely listen to
52:28
Speaker 2: that podcast.
52:29
Speaker 1: It's a hell of a yarn.
52:30
Speaker 3: Yes. I've forgotten about that yarn. I haven't.
52:32
Speaker 2: No.
52:33
Speaker 1: I literally haven't. Whenever anyone mentions that particular topic and
52:37
Speaker 1: you'll have to listen to the podcast, I always think.
52:39
Speaker 3: Old Mogi.
52:40
Speaker 1: Reminds me of old Mogi in the car with his workmate.
52:43
Speaker 1: Shock and bust.
52:44
Speaker 3: No, it's nothing to do with me. Yeah. It's nothing
52:46
Speaker 3: to do with me. Perfectly natural.
52:48
Speaker 2: Hey, Mogi, I don't think you realise this. We've got
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Speaker 2: three days off, mate. What's the plan in the Mogi household?
52:54
Speaker 3: Well, I've got a little bit on. What have I got?
52:56
Speaker 2: Tomorrow I'm going to go to, I might be playing golf. Oh,
52:59
Speaker 2: my God.
53:02
Speaker 3: And then I'm going to Armageddon.
53:04
Speaker 2: Are you really?
53:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, going to Armageddon. And then on Sunday, I'm going
53:08
Speaker 3: to Armageddon. because old Keezy's going to be there.
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Speaker 1: Wait are you going to Armageddon because we're going yeah
53:13
Speaker 1: really yeah if anyone's going to Armageddon by the way
53:17
Speaker 1: I'll be there which is the nerd fest yeah on
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Speaker 1: Sunday Sunday to be honest it's today yes Saturday Sunday
53:23
Speaker 1: Monday because my gaming podcast is going to be there.
53:25
Speaker 3: That's right from lunchtime onwards 12 till 2 you'll be
53:28
Speaker 3: there won't you Keezy so I'll be down there for
53:29
Speaker 3: that and then in and around that I'll probably be
53:32
Speaker 3: hammered yeah yeah nice what do you.
53:35
Speaker 1: Mean in and around can you not show up hammered
53:37
Speaker 1: Jason what are you doing.
53:39
Speaker 2: Well, I want to know, so you're going to Armageddon
53:41
Speaker 2: on the Sunday. What else are you doing?
53:43
Speaker 1: Okay, so tonight my wife and I are packing and
53:46
Speaker 1: taking a load to the storage unit.
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Speaker 2: Yes, nice.
53:51
Speaker 1: Tomorrow morning we're loading up my truck and driving it
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Speaker 1: down to Tauranga to store at my parents' house. Sunday
53:57
Speaker 1: morning we then leave early and come back so I
53:59
Speaker 1: can go to Armageddon. And then Sunday after that we
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Speaker 1: go look at a house and then we go out
54:03
Speaker 1: for dinner with some friends. Then on Monday we're packing
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Speaker 1: the house.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, nice. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: What are you doing?
54:11
Speaker 2: Where to begin?
54:11
Speaker 1: Don't even worry about it. Why don't you tell us
54:15
Speaker 1: on Monday?
54:15
Speaker 2: No, wait, Casey, please. How rude. Now, let's see. I
54:20
Speaker 2: think tonight... because my wife just texted me and said,
54:24
Speaker 2: do you want me to pick you up? Because she's
54:25
Speaker 2: just finished work too. And I was like, you know what, darling,
54:28
Speaker 2: to be honest, it's a beautiful night for a walk.
54:30
Speaker 2: So no, thank you.
54:32
Speaker 1: We should put the booster seat in the car for nothing.
54:34
Speaker 2: I'll meet her at the apartment. And then I think
54:39
Speaker 2: maybe just chill out for a while, then go out
54:42
Speaker 2: for a nice casual dinner on the town. Might even
54:47
Speaker 2: get ourselves a little treat on the way home there
54:49
Speaker 2: and there.
54:51
Speaker 1: Some yoghurt.
54:51
Speaker 2: Then go back, probably watch something. Don't know what, actually.
54:58
Speaker 1: A bit of a loss at the moment. Hey, goodbye.
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Speaker 2: Have a good long weekend.
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Speaker 1: Love you. See you Tuesday.