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Lydia's Song · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_00: Whew man, let me tell you what a weird, screwed up week this has been for me with those snow days that they gave back.
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_00: So I was here, then I was sorta here, now I'm here again, and it's only been three days.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait, when were you here?
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Was I here?
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  SPEAKER_00: It's such a weird week.
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  SPEAKER_00: It really is.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's like and it doesn't end.
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  SPEAKER_00: Listen to this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_01: So Scott's leaving at 7.05 today.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_00: I'll be out the door in about three minutes.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_00: No, actually, let me start with this.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is far more important than my weirdness.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_00: Um, because that's been going on for well, 50 plus years.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_00: Um, so I'm in the shower and I'm like, oh my God, yeah, it's today's Friday.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_00: We spin the birthday wheel.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, believe me, this came up in conversation last night.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_01: So I went to dinner with a girlfriend who I haven't seen in over a year.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: And then after it ended pretty early.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_01: So then I met up with Zach for like a half hour, and I walked into the sit and bowl, and this guy is like the birth.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_00: I love how you just put your hands to the forehead, like the exasperated moment of like, oh my lord.
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  SPEAKER_01: He he says that first week was so painful.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, like yeah, but that was funny.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then, and I said, and then the second week I wasn't there.
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  SPEAKER_01: No winner.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Third week, Scott wasn't here, no winner.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I explained what happened off now.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, no, third week I was here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Fourth week, you were I wasn't here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Last this past week.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we're waiting I uh no Oh, this is as confusing as the birthday.
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  SPEAKER_01: First week we were together.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Second week, I was not here.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you were in Vegas.
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  SPEAKER_01: Third week, you weren't here.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, and then we're up to the fourth week.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, yeah.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I missed one of the weeks one of us wasn't here.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_01: I don't recognize to him that off the air somebody had called saying that it was her birthday, but I was like, your voice does not reflect that year, but you know, okay.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_01: It could be though.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_01: And then when I said, when you bring me your license or birth certificate, is it going to say da-da-da-da-da-da?
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_01: So I said, I said, I said, Mike, Mike, this is the guy at the bar.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_01: I said, Mike, we're up to$424.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_01: He goes, I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've been listening every single week.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm waiting for someone to win this money.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you know.
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  SPEAKER_01: By the way, thank you to Hesselsons.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yes, oh, very much.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh, so at any rate, we'll spin.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now remember, later today, 7 30.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've been telling everyone, we even especially when you were gone, because I really thought I was gonna give away the money last Friday.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_01: I was telling everyone, set your phone for 725.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't care if you're in the shower and you you just need that reminder.
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  SPEAKER_00: It gets you close to the time, so you're ready.
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  SPEAKER_01: Exactly, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: So very exciting day.
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  SPEAKER_01: I also, yeah, go ahead.
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  SPEAKER_00: Remember, you have to have the birthday day, month, and year.
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  SPEAKER_00: It has to be your birthday.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: All three of those have to match your birthday to win at 7:30.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: God.
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  SPEAKER_00: So, anyway, back to this uh craziness.
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  SPEAKER_00: So it's been it's been a little bit nutty of a week.
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  SPEAKER_00: My reason is See you later.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Gotta go.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, that's the thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm awaiting a message from Lydia's teacher because this is the most classic.
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  SPEAKER_00: What?
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  SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
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  SPEAKER_00: So yesterday, just so you guys know how nuts, you know, it's been what are we changing our shirts to the alley show?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_00: And well, really, it should have been that for years.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, but just ask 3386.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_00: He's been praying for that moment.
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  SPEAKER_01: So it let me see if he's texted yet.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's already been a three-day week for me, which is weird.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh, but then yesterday the kids had the eye appointment, right?
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: So everything went fine.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_01: I have a question about that too.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, go ahead.
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  SPEAKER_01: Did you take them back to school?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, of course.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my God, you're such a loser.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_00: Both of them both of them got there just in time for lunch after I fed them on the way back.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, but McDonald's is better.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_01: I assume they got McDonald's.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_00: We we did the BK, but Okay, BK.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_00: But but either way, same thing.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_00: You know, same, same, but different.
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  SPEAKER_01: That was the conversation yesterday was is Scott going to take them back to school?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because my mom would have been like, we're blowing this day off.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, no.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, you're gonna get a little bit of normal, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: At any rate, Lydia last night mentions this to me.
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  SPEAKER_00: She goes, We have our song tomorrow for the first grade class, uh, parents.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I go, What's that?
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  SPEAKER_00: You have a song that you're like, I don't recall seeing something coming.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm pretty connected with the school.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I don't remember seeing, like, you know, oh, the parents are invited to come see their kids sing at some point today.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I know at once God, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: But I know at 1:30 today they're doing some family, let's make a t-shirt type thing for their fun day coming up.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_00: How do working parents do this?
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  SPEAKER_00: You don't, but uh, but at any rate, I now am, and I'm asking Lydia.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_00: I'm asking you.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I don't, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know how I'm doing it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just it's a whirlwind.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I actually have been playing this out in my head.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, do I go get Gavin from school and then bring him with me over to Lydia's school because of the way the time releases are?
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_00: And you know, because I pick Gavin up and and well, anyway, here nor there.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_00: So I go to Lydia, I go, well, what what time is the song?
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_00: What time is the And what is this song?
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  SPEAKER_00: Who knows?
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  SPEAKER_00: I am a first grader, only a couple weeks more.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_00: Hey! Uh that weirdly worked.
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  SPEAKER_00: And if that concert was that long, I'd be like, Woo! Let's go! Um, but I I go, what time?
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_00: And she goes, 386 just texted.
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  SPEAKER_00: I figured.
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  SPEAKER_00: And and she goes, I don't remember.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, oh my God.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I messaged the teacher last night.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, mind you, I don't expect her to be checking her work text.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, what are you, Jeff?
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  SPEAKER_00: Our co-worker.
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  SPEAKER_00: Our coworker who texted.
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  SPEAKER_00: I did get an email last night to him at like 11.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_01: We got an email and a text last night.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was like, Jeff.
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  SPEAKER_00: I ignored the text.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know if I gotta leave here at like eight at nine and and go watch a one-song concert.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, 3386.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_01: This week has been like Christmas.
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  SPEAKER_00: Shut up.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what's happening.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's like I can't get the proper information.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I've said this before.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't remember.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're a great dad.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're a great dad.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's just that my mom never went to anything.
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  SPEAKER_01: So the fact that you go to everything, I'm like, what?
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  SPEAKER_01: What are all these things?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, yes, there's a lot of things.
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  SPEAKER_00: So maybe it's at 1 30, which won't affect me having to depart for even one song.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Maybe it's at nine.
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  SPEAKER_00: Maybe it's I guess we're all in this together to find out.
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  SPEAKER_00: So hang in there, my friends.
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  SPEAKER_01: But the birthday wheel at 7 30.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_00: You're damn right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, and you know what else?
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, we have Ashanti tickets?
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Darius Record tickets.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_01: Because I was looking at my ticket master last night, and I'm like, oh shoot, I forgot I have all these Darius Record tickets in my account that I gotta transfer over before next Friday.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, we got stuff to do.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.