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- 0:51Speaker 1: I thought this story really resonated, and we're going to
- 0:55Speaker 1: start with it. Go to Cleveland where James Harden is
- 0:59Speaker 1: settling in the cadaver guard James Harden and he was
- 1:03Speaker 1: asked recently why it has become the standard, not the occasion,
- 1:09Speaker 1: the standard in pro bouncy ball for guys.
- 1:14Speaker 3: To bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
- 1:17Speaker 1: From team to team to team and being passed around
- 1:20Speaker 1: like a collection plate on a Sunday at Church. Well,
- 1:23Speaker 1: Harden was just traded a few days ago from the
- 1:28Speaker 1: people's team, the Clippers, to the mistake by the Lake
- 1:30Speaker 1: there that is now his sixth team. Six teams, So
- 1:35Speaker 1: he's got Cleveland, the Clippers, what else, Houston, Brooklyn, Philadelphia
- 1:42Speaker 1: and Okasec.
- 1:45Speaker 3: So Harden was asked about all of this, and what
- 1:48Speaker 3: did he say? I guess we have it.
- 1:52Speaker 1: So here's a Harden he's settling into the Cavaliers locker room.
- 1:57Speaker 1: And here's what Harden had to say about and players
- 2:01Speaker 1: changing teams tail.
- 2:02Speaker 4: Less and the whole quote unquote loyalty thing is I
- 2:05Speaker 4: think it's overrated. You know.
- 2:07Speaker 3: I think this is a business at the end of the.
- 2:09Speaker 4: Day, and it's a lot of money involved and a
- 2:12Speaker 4: lot of decisions that has to be made, you know
- 2:14Speaker 4: what I mean. So like if a player isn't producing,
- 2:18Speaker 4: or if you don't see him the future, or you know,
- 2:21Speaker 4: front office some of them have to do like a
- 2:23Speaker 4: job and want to keep their job, you know, so
- 2:26Speaker 4: they got to feel like they got to do it's
- 2:28Speaker 4: best for you know, to keep their job, and they
- 2:30Speaker 4: trade players. Or if a guy isn't happy and he
- 2:33Speaker 4: wants to be traded to somewhere else. Then it's a problem.
- 2:36Speaker 4: It's just so many different dynamics that go into it.
- 2:38Speaker 4: This is a business at the end of the day,
- 2:39Speaker 4: so like you know, not even just the NBA, but
- 2:42Speaker 4: like people that have normal jobs have you know, have
- 2:45Speaker 4: those same problems.
- 2:46Speaker 3: It's just not magnified, all right.
- 2:48Speaker 1: So that is the voice of James Harden, and the
- 2:52Speaker 1: money part of that was the whole quote unquote loyalty thing.
- 2:55Speaker 1: I think it's overrated and the standard. It's just business
- 3:00Speaker 1: at the end of the day. So that's all a
- 3:02Speaker 1: good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question for
- 3:05Speaker 1: the Esteemed panel, James Harden saying that loyalty in the
- 3:09Speaker 1: NBA is over rated, over rated. How do you categorize?
- 3:15Speaker 1: Categorize this one right?
- 3:16Speaker 3: How you catalog it?
- 3:18Speaker 1: So I've got blueprint, salamander and mind virus, and will
- 3:23Speaker 1: combine all of these things together and we're gonna make
- 3:27Speaker 1: some delicious soft pretzels because James Harden in the playoffs
- 3:31Speaker 1: turns into a soft pretzel, which is not good, not good.
- 3:34Speaker 1: So a I I saw the sound, but I thought, wow,
- 3:39Speaker 1: this is probably AI.
- 3:40Speaker 3: You know, he wouldn't actually say this, but he did.
- 3:42Speaker 1: Any said that James Harden calling loyalty overrated is like
- 3:46Speaker 1: a raccoon lecturing you about the proper etiquette involving trash,
- 3:51Speaker 1: how to dispose of trash, Like, yeah, it's a loud order,
- 3:54Speaker 1: but let's not pretend that you're the authority on this.
- 3:57Speaker 1: It's just a business that that is the standard default
- 4:03Speaker 1: answer in times like this. And yeah, so he's if
- 4:07Speaker 1: I'm math is right, Hardin has had not one, not two, three,
- 4:11Speaker 1: but four trade requests since twenty twenty one. He ballooned
- 4:16Speaker 1: up to get out of Houston and caused problems in.
- 4:22Speaker 3: Brooklyn and in Philadelphia.
- 4:25Speaker 1: I'm sure it's all just a coincidence, though it's I
- 4:29Speaker 1: would say behavioral patterned for James Harden. Now, when you
- 4:32Speaker 1: ask out of Houston, he was beloved with the Rockets, right,
- 4:35Speaker 1: that was his team and all that, and he wanted
- 4:38Speaker 1: out of there. Brooklyn was a hot mess, Philly wasn't
- 4:41Speaker 1: any better, and the Clips was just mediocre. And so
- 4:45Speaker 1: now he needs another fresh vibe in Cleveland. And at
- 4:50Speaker 1: some point, at some point you say, well, wait, you
- 4:54Speaker 1: are the common denominator and it stops being capitalism and
- 4:58Speaker 1: starts becoming just musical chairs for what exactly. It's not
- 5:03Speaker 1: like Cleveland's in any better position.
- 5:05Speaker 3: To win anything. Cavs an't gonna win anything this year.
- 5:08Speaker 1: So this is a microcosm of what is wrong, the
- 5:12Speaker 1: underlying condition with the NBA. And the most amazing thing
- 5:15Speaker 1: about it is I sit here from the bully pulpit
- 5:18Speaker 1: and it's like the people who are in there don't.
- 5:20Speaker 3: Realize what they're doing.
- 5:22Speaker 1: It fascinates me that they don't understand that this has
- 5:26Speaker 1: had long term ramifications on the sport. This is the
- 5:31Speaker 1: quit and run generation I have. It's too hard run
- 5:35Speaker 1: away from it. The blueprint was drawn up by Lebron
- 5:40Speaker 1: James and it was then laminated by Kevin Durant, and
- 5:43Speaker 1: I guess notarized by James Harden. I guess notarized the
- 5:47Speaker 1: whole thing Lebron famously, I'm taking my talents to Miami,
- 5:50Speaker 1: Hi cat win in Cleveland, so I'm leaving. Okay, loyalty
- 5:55Speaker 1: over rated. Of course, it's overrated for James Harden because
- 5:59Speaker 1: that requires grit and moxie. Right, these are things that
- 6:04Speaker 1: it's just easier to go to a different team staying put.
- 6:08Speaker 1: That's uncomfortable, that's difficult. Why would you do difficult? You
- 6:12Speaker 1: shouldn't do difficult. And that's the times we live in, right,
- 6:17Speaker 1: that's it. You know, this generation of players treats adversity
- 6:22Speaker 1: like it's expired milk. You sniff it, you toss it,
- 6:26Speaker 1: you move on, and then that's it. And here's the
- 6:29Speaker 1: dirty little secret. And this is the part of the
- 6:32Speaker 1: jigsaw puzzle which the players.
- 6:34Speaker 3: Don't seem to get.
- 6:36Speaker 1: When the players stop caring and the players don't even
- 6:41Speaker 1: attempt to be loyal, what do you think the customers do?
- 6:44Speaker 1: What do you think the fans do? Yeah, the smart consumer.
- 6:49Speaker 1: You got a lot more options now, a lot more options,
- 6:52Speaker 1: and there's less emotional investment. And so you're like, Okay,
- 6:57Speaker 1: I agree with James Harden. You know what, He's got
- 6:59Speaker 1: a great point. Overrated. So I will not be loyal
- 7:02Speaker 1: to any team in the NBA. I will not support
- 7:04Speaker 1: any individual team that's a suckers game. James Harden's right,
- 7:07Speaker 1: So why would you support any team?
- 7:10Speaker 3: Now?
- 7:10Speaker 1: Just don't do it, because listen, if the teams that
- 7:13Speaker 1: canna be good every year can have bad year, it's
- 7:15Speaker 1: gonna have been a couple of bad years in a row,
- 7:17Speaker 1: So why bother make a business decision, just don't support them.
- 7:22Speaker 1: That's the mindset. That's the thing that James Harden, Lebron
- 7:26Speaker 1: and these guys have brought to the to the modern NBA.
- 7:29Speaker 1: And and of course there's the fanboys that whatever these
- 7:33Speaker 1: athletes do, they just sit there with your knee pads
- 7:35Speaker 1: on and they can't get enough of it. Now, as
- 7:38Speaker 1: far as the James Harden honeymoon, the hard and honeymoon Cleveland,
- 7:42Speaker 1: right now, it's still.
- 7:43Speaker 3: Also about like a week or so. It's it's it's.
- 7:47Speaker 1: The honeymoon phase, the chocolates, the roses, the Instagram captions,
- 7:52Speaker 1: all that stuff. There is an expiration date and it
- 7:56Speaker 1: is stamped in bold writing bold and it says playoff basketball.
- 8:02Speaker 3: That's the expiration date for the Harden honeymoon.
- 8:05Speaker 1: Meanwhile, we have another grumbling basketball player and the Green Machine,
- 8:10Speaker 1: Draymond Green.
- 8:11Speaker 3: He's never angry at all.
- 8:12Speaker 1: I don't understand why would Raymond be angry anyway. Screenshots
- 8:16Speaker 1: plausibly associated with Draymond Green criticizing Doris Burke. Draymond Green
- 8:25Speaker 1: is wasting his time worried about Doris Burke on social media.
- 8:29Speaker 1: The allegation is that she ignored fouls against him during
- 8:35Speaker 1: the Spurs Warriors game the other night with Wemby when
- 8:39Speaker 1: they were tied up together, and only partially praised the positive,
- 8:43Speaker 1: seizing on critical elements of Draymond's game. Draymond, according to
- 8:48Speaker 1: the Internet screenshots, claimed to have said, she will always
- 8:51Speaker 1: ignore things happening to me and only half mention the
- 8:55Speaker 1: good and take shots when they are available. Been that
- 8:59Speaker 1: way for a while. Close quote all our question whose
- 9:04Speaker 1: side are you on? You make the call to? He said,
- 9:06Speaker 1: She said, situation? Whose side are you on?
- 9:09Speaker 3: The Warriors?
- 9:10Speaker 1: Draymond Green beefing with TV commentator Doris Burke.
- 9:16Speaker 3: All right, so Draymond Green is what is he doing?
- 9:19Speaker 1: He's firing digital darts at Doris Burke. Am I supposed
- 9:23Speaker 1: to get worked up into the ladder? I thought he
- 9:27Speaker 1: was the enforcer for the Golden State Warriors. Wink wink,
- 9:31Speaker 1: nod nod here the human smoke alarm right, the emotional
- 9:34Speaker 1: spirit animal of the Golden State Warriors. There, and he's
- 9:37Speaker 1: upset because of a TV analyst. So yeah, let me
- 9:40Speaker 1: get that. So you're worried about the tone of the
- 9:43Speaker 1: announcer calling the game. So after a seconds long Mallard deliberation.
- 9:50Speaker 1: I am siding with Doris Burke. And you know, I
- 9:54Speaker 1: know Alf right now snickering, and so is Terry in
- 9:56Speaker 1: England and Fergdog and all those guys. You know, I
- 9:59Speaker 1: am not acte the president of the Doras Burke Marching
- 10:02Speaker 1: in Chowders Society. She is why the mute button was invented.
- 10:06Speaker 1: She doesn't bother me because I don't pay attention.
- 10:10Speaker 3: I hit the mute button. I hit them mute button
- 10:13Speaker 3: with Dars Burke. Mute Mute, Mute, Mute, Mute, mute mute.
- 10:16Speaker 3: It's mutiny on the bounty. Mute mute mute.
- 10:19Speaker 4: Uh.
- 10:20Speaker 1: Draymond's got rabbit ears? Does he also have salamander skin
- 10:24Speaker 1: as well? Like?
- 10:24Speaker 3: What is it like? Do you're the man in the arena?
- 10:27Speaker 1: All you guys, all you jocks love to brag or
- 10:29Speaker 1: in the arena, we don't care what you say, okay,
- 10:32Speaker 1: mister Gladiatorman. So why are you peeking behind the curtain?
- 10:36Speaker 1: And the other thing about is how do you even
- 10:38Speaker 1: know what she said? Did you borrow the malar surveillance
- 10:42Speaker 1: van and park it outside the Chase Center there in
- 10:44Speaker 1: San Francisco?
- 10:45Speaker 3: Piping in the audio.
- 10:47Speaker 1: Were you wearing earbuds so you'd hear feels very conspiratorial.
- 10:53Speaker 1: It's great you start complaining as the athlete about the messenger.
- 10:58Speaker 1: Could it be because that hit a throo close to home?
- 11:01Speaker 1: Could that be why Draymond has been in the anvay
- 11:04Speaker 1: a long time? And in terms of the basketball party fouls,
- 11:09Speaker 1: there's a lot The rap sheet is thicker than Wikipedia.
- 11:12Speaker 1: Technicals here, suspensions, they're kicking guys in the nuts over there.
- 11:17Speaker 1: That's a lot of stuff. Draymond's had a very productive career.
- 11:20Speaker 1: He's been good for business, been good for business. You
- 11:22Speaker 1: can't be the villain and then whine about the narrator
- 11:26Speaker 1: voice person.
- 11:27Speaker 3: You can't do that, you know, never let them see
- 11:29Speaker 3: a sweat.
- 11:30Speaker 1: And just by Draymond commenting on this, I give the
- 11:33Speaker 1: wind to Doris Burk.
- 11:35Speaker 3: I seriously, what do you do your sweating? All right?
- 11:39Speaker 3: Last word?
- 11:40Speaker 1: We now go to the league office and there was
- 11:45Speaker 1: a story a couple of days ago Utah Jazz pretty
- 11:48Speaker 1: much just came out and said, hey.
- 11:49Speaker 3: We are tanking. We are tanking. We're all about the.
- 11:52Speaker 1: Tank, and the NBA decided, eh, you know, we don't
- 11:56Speaker 1: really like the optics on that.
- 11:57Speaker 3: So the NBA kicked off the All Star Break.
- 11:59Speaker 1: There's some on Thursday, but not many. It was really
- 12:01Speaker 1: the All Star festivities beginning on Friday. It's influencer All
- 12:05Speaker 1: Star weekend, so let me know how that goes.
- 12:07Speaker 3: But the NBA.
- 12:07Speaker 1: Kicking off the All Star break by finding the Utah
- 12:10Speaker 1: Jazz half a million dollars five hundred thousand dollars. The
- 12:14Speaker 1: Indiana Pacers got dinged one hundred thousand.
- 12:19Speaker 3: The league use some.
- 12:23Speaker 1: Weasel, weasel language, weasel language. Both teams ended up sitting
- 12:28Speaker 1: healthy players in recent games, and the NBA said that
- 12:32Speaker 1: the moves compromised the integrity. When's the last time the
- 12:39Speaker 1: NBA had integrity?
- 12:40Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm asking for a friend or go the NBA.
- 12:45Speaker 1: What they didn't just come out and say is the
- 12:47Speaker 1: Jazz and Pacers are tanking games and they want a
- 12:50Speaker 1: better chance to win the draft lottery. And there was
- 12:53Speaker 1: a statement prepared statement by the Lizard person Adam Silver,
- 12:57Speaker 1: who said, overt behavior like this that prioritizes draft position
- 13:03Speaker 1: over winning undermines the foundation of NBA competition.
- 13:13Speaker 3: Oh, it's been going on for twenty five years.
- 13:18Speaker 1: More than that probably, and Silver continue to say we
- 13:22Speaker 1: will respond accordingly to any further actions that compromise.
- 13:26Speaker 3: The integrity of our games.
- 13:28Speaker 1: We've had an NBA coach tossed out for gambling this year,
- 13:32Speaker 1: We've had players taken out for gambling. You've got teams tanking,
- 13:36Speaker 1: and Adam Silver in mid February is like, we will
- 13:39Speaker 1: not we will not do anything.
- 13:42Speaker 3: Our integrity matters. That's so good, it's so great, all right.
- 13:48Speaker 1: So anyway, question, does this Adam Silver punishment against the
- 13:54Speaker 1: Jazz and the Pacers tanking games?
- 13:57Speaker 3: Does it? It doesn't work? Is a wake up call
- 14:01Speaker 3: for teams trying to lose?
- 14:03Speaker 1: Okay, So if you think Adam Silver, this little slap.
- 14:08Speaker 3: On the wrist is going to stop.
- 14:10Speaker 1: The NBA's race, not the race for the gold medal,
- 14:13Speaker 1: not the race for the finish line, the race to
- 14:15Speaker 1: the bottom, then I have a really, really nice bridge
- 14:20Speaker 1: that goes all the way over the Great Salt Lake,
- 14:23Speaker 1: and I'll sell that to you. Now you want to
- 14:26Speaker 1: wake up call. This isn't a siren. This is the
- 14:29Speaker 1: snooze button, the snooze option. Now for the Jazz and
- 14:33Speaker 1: the Pacers tanking, this is just the cost of doing business.
- 14:37Speaker 1: So you got fine five hundred grand or one hundred
- 14:41Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Okay, fine, it's the kind of all of stupidity,
- 14:45Speaker 1: is what it is.
- 14:46Speaker 3: And that's today's NBA.
- 14:48Speaker 1: You got Will Hardy Will, who I don't even know
- 14:52Speaker 1: his name, I guess, the coach of the Jazz who
- 14:55Speaker 1: practically held up a sign saying we're.
- 14:58Speaker 3: Losing on purpose.
- 15:00Speaker 1: Yes, because he was asked why he didn't put his
- 15:02Speaker 1: two best players back in the game in a game
- 15:05Speaker 1: a few days ago, and we're not doing that. Wasn't
- 15:07Speaker 1: even considering that. So Silver responds and he fined the Jazz.
- 15:14Speaker 1: These guys have no.
- 15:15Speaker 3: Shame in their game. They don't.
- 15:18Speaker 1: Have you seen the Washington Wizards by the way they're
- 15:20Speaker 1: doing it? Also, Oh my god, they're so bad. And
- 15:23Speaker 1: it's this mind virus that has continued for many, many years.
- 15:27Speaker 3: It's right in the.
- 15:28Speaker 1: Same family of viruses with load management, which is also
- 15:33Speaker 1: a terrible virus. The participation trophies all that stuff. Now,
- 15:37Speaker 1: what is my evidence? Both the Jazz and the Pacers
- 15:41Speaker 1: made trades for players that we've heard of, right, Utah
- 15:45Speaker 1: traded for Jaron Jackson from Memphis and Indiana grab Iviza
- 15:50Speaker 1: Zubats from the Clippers. These are real players, like these
- 15:53Speaker 1: are legitimate NBA players, Well, it turns out they're just
- 15:57Speaker 1: hood ornaments because Jack has already been shut down for surgery,
- 16:03Speaker 1: and Zoubots, who was playing every game for the Clippers,
- 16:06Speaker 1: got to Indy and suddenly he's a ghost. He can't play.
- 16:12Speaker 1: I didn't even play for a game in a game yet.
- 16:14Speaker 1: For the Pacers haven't played yet. And so they're treating
- 16:17Speaker 1: these established players like inventory in a warehouse.
- 16:21Speaker 3: And for what if you look at the twenty twenty
- 16:24Speaker 3: six draft and.
- 16:25Speaker 1: You're looking at who's the top couple players Darren Peterson
- 16:29Speaker 1: to Kansas and aj De Bonza of BYU are the
- 16:33Speaker 1: top suspects in the next draft lottery. But let's be real,
- 16:38Speaker 1: you're like, neither one of these guys is the second
- 16:40Speaker 1: coming here. We're burning the house down for a couple
- 16:42Speaker 1: of maybe stars, maybe stars. And so my advice the
- 16:49Speaker 1: NBA they need to stop rewarding the bottom feeders. And
- 16:54Speaker 1: it's always annoyed me this setup, because like, why would
- 16:58Speaker 1: you reward in competence? Seriously, you want to fix the league?
- 17:02Speaker 1: Just get whoever wins the championship gets the number one pick.
- 17:06Speaker 1: Do that for ten years or five years or whatever
- 17:08Speaker 1: and just say, you know what, figure it out.
- 17:10Speaker 3: You bad teams, figure it out. And I used to.
- 17:13Speaker 1: Do rants regularly about relegation, which they have in European soccer,
- 17:17Speaker 1: and boy, that would be great.
- 17:19Speaker 3: Will never happen in American sport.
- 17:21Speaker 1: But that's one thing they are much better at in
- 17:24Speaker 1: Europe than they are in the United States. You imagine
- 17:27Speaker 1: if you were actually punished for being bad at your
- 17:31Speaker 1: job and.
- 17:31Speaker 3: Not rewarded, because you're rewarded right now.
- 17:34Speaker 1: If you're really, really bad, you get a couple extra
- 17:37Speaker 1: bouncy ping pong balls and you're in good shape.
- 17:40Speaker 3: There.
- 17:41Speaker 1: So force the bad teams to actually figure things out
- 17:44Speaker 1: in the old fashioned way rather than just channeling the
- 17:47Speaker 1: Washington generals and praying for the lottery gods to smile
- 17:53Speaker 1: upon them.
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- 19:05Speaker 3: So I leave this hour a follow up, a follow up.
- 19:09Speaker 1: To a conversation we had a previous episode of the
- 19:13Speaker 1: show from Philadelphia spring training camp.
- 19:16Speaker 3: The Phillies have made their decision.
- 19:18Speaker 1: They have decided to ex communicate outfielder Nick Costeanos.
- 19:24Speaker 3: He's out.
- 19:24Speaker 1: The team is going to eat twenty million dollars. They're
- 19:27Speaker 1: gonna get some barbecue sauce, some honey mustard, and they're
- 19:31Speaker 1: gonna cook that up and then eat that twenty million
- 19:34Speaker 1: dollars to get rid of them.
- 19:36Speaker 3: Isn't that great?
- 19:37Speaker 1: You imagine that you're so annoying at your job that
- 19:41Speaker 1: the company's gonna pay you twenty million dollars to go away. Now,
- 19:45Speaker 1: Costeanos was in the final year of a five year,
- 19:49Speaker 1: one hundred million dollars contract and the Phillies kicking him
- 19:54Speaker 1: to the curb by report emerged following his ejection from
- 20:01Speaker 1: the Phillies. You knew that was happening when they said,
- 20:04Speaker 1: don't show up to work. That Castianos ostracized himself from
- 20:08Speaker 1: the rest of the team. A very detailed report behind
- 20:11Speaker 1: a paywallt The Old Gray Lady says that many teammates
- 20:15Speaker 1: had come to resent Castianos for his attitude. More than
- 20:18Speaker 1: a dozen more than a dozen Phillies players, staff members,
- 20:23Speaker 1: and officials all agreed to talk to the athletic on
- 20:27Speaker 1: what condition you want to take a guess, ding ding
- 20:30Speaker 1: ding ding ding, Yes, the condition that their names would.
- 20:33Speaker 3: Not be used. Yeah, anonymity, baby.
- 20:38Speaker 1: So the report illustrated that the player Castianos was a
- 20:44Speaker 1: brash schmuck who put himself ahead of the team. Then
- 20:48Speaker 1: they gave some examples. There was an instance that was
- 20:52Speaker 1: referenced in this story of Castillanos playing music.
- 20:57Speaker 3: This is going to really offend you. I hope you're
- 20:58Speaker 3: not offended by his band.
- 21:00Speaker 1: Played music from his own speaker, his own speaker after
- 21:05Speaker 1: having a good game, but the Phillies lost, and that
- 21:08Speaker 1: was used as a really sad example.
- 21:11Speaker 3: What that's terrible. That is selfish, horrific. But wait, there's more. Now.
- 21:17Speaker 1: The flashpoint occurred in a game against the Marlins last summer.
- 21:23Speaker 1: Castianos was taken out of the game a defensive substitution
- 21:27Speaker 1: in the eighth inning, and he decided, Hey, I'm not
- 21:30Speaker 1: going to play anymore, so I'm gonna go grab in
- 21:33Speaker 1: the clubhouse. I'm gonna grab a Presidente beer and I'm
- 21:37Speaker 1: going to open it up and I'm gonna bring it
- 21:39Speaker 1: into the dugout and then I'm going to berate the manager,
- 21:42Speaker 1: Rob Thompson and the other coaches and give them the
- 21:46Speaker 1: business in front of the entire team.
- 21:49Speaker 3: Now, that appears they did not appreciate that.
- 21:50Speaker 1: He was suspended for that, but that is being used
- 21:53Speaker 1: against him here as he was fired from his job
- 21:57Speaker 1: in Philadelphia. So off point, let us discuss question, how
- 22:03Speaker 1: did this story about Nick Castianos being the Philly problem
- 22:08Speaker 1: child play with you?
- 22:11Speaker 3: So I've got Church Lady, Voodoo, and Old Glory.
- 22:17Speaker 1: And we'll put all of these things together and we're
- 22:20Speaker 1: gonna go one, two, three, but we always start with number.
- 22:23Speaker 3: WA, number W.
- 22:29Speaker 1: All right, So the Nick Castianos reporting is a classic
- 22:34Speaker 1: hit piece.
- 22:35Speaker 3: I mean, it was just so obvious.
- 22:38Speaker 1: And the reason you do this is because a low
- 22:41Speaker 1: information fans love it. They they have no critical thinking.
- 22:45Speaker 1: They believe everything. They're fed like Pavlov's dogs. So you
- 22:49Speaker 1: go with it.
- 22:50Speaker 3: Now, I don't know Nick Costianos. I don't know the guy,
- 22:52Speaker 3: all right.
- 22:54Speaker 1: And he could be the greatest schmuck in the world.
- 22:56Speaker 1: But I know a hit piece when I see a
- 22:58Speaker 1: hit piece, and this was a hit piece. Okay, classic.
- 23:01Speaker 1: The Phillies are eating twenty million dollars to flush this
- 23:04Speaker 1: guy down the toilet, and suddenly, right on Q the
- 23:08Speaker 1: anonymous team sources pop up. Line them up, baby, they
- 23:14Speaker 1: come crawling out of the woodwork to tell the athletic
- 23:17Speaker 1: what a locker room cancer.
- 23:20Speaker 3: This guy was. And this happens all the.
- 23:23Speaker 1: Time in these situations, right, it's you're an old old head.
- 23:28Speaker 1: As the kids say, Remember there was a classic character
- 23:31Speaker 1: years ago on Saturday Night Live, the church lady. Well,
- 23:33Speaker 1: isn't that convenient? Isn't that conven It smells like a rat.
- 23:38Speaker 1: This has mister editor vibes from the Phillies PR Department
- 23:44Speaker 1: written all over it.
- 23:46Speaker 3: As I understand it.
- 23:46Speaker 1: Normally these things are encouraged, if not mandated, from the
- 23:52Speaker 1: PR people. They had to roast the player, Nicostianos. They
- 23:57Speaker 1: had roast him like a pig at a traditional Hawaiian
- 23:59Speaker 1: luau just to win the court of public opinion because
- 24:03Speaker 1: there were groups of fans that actually liked caste Onos.
- 24:07Speaker 3: They thought that his act was good.
- 24:09Speaker 1: So this looks like an inside job, right you stiff around.
- 24:16Speaker 1: It just smells like an inside job. You're telling me
- 24:19Speaker 1: that it's all about the agenda.
- 24:21Speaker 3: R the reporter here.
- 24:24Speaker 1: You you couldn't find twelve other guys to say what
- 24:27Speaker 1: a great teammate he was. That not you couldn't find
- 24:29Speaker 1: those people. As far as the beer drinking stuff. Again,
- 24:36Speaker 1: it's all about perspective, right, and the Red Sox were
- 24:39Speaker 1: eating fried chicken and beer and went on playoff runs.
- 24:42Speaker 3: Back in the day.
- 24:44Speaker 1: And if this was the nineteen ninety three fills. Right,
- 24:48Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's thirty almost thirty five years ago.
- 24:51Speaker 3: But the ninety three fills.
- 24:53Speaker 1: And if they're bringing Presidente Beers into the dugout, you know,
- 24:58Speaker 1: you're like, oh, man, that's so cool, dude, John Kruk
- 25:02Speaker 1: and Lennydistra.
- 25:03Speaker 3: And those guys. Ah man.
- 25:05Speaker 1: Now, of course, because the way it's being presented that
- 25:09Speaker 1: the player is a selfish brat because he played music
- 25:13Speaker 1: after a loss.
- 25:15Speaker 3: And the whole thing.
- 25:17Speaker 1: You know, again, it's about presentation, use some critical thinking,
- 25:21Speaker 1: give me a break.
- 25:22Speaker 3: And again the guy I'm not saying the guy's, you know,
- 25:25Speaker 3: a saint.
- 25:25Speaker 1: He's probably a knucklehead. And as he's said, he takes
- 25:29Speaker 1: everything personally.
- 25:30Speaker 3: And all that. But I will garrion effin to you.
- 25:33Speaker 1: If Nick Castianos was hitting three hundred with forty home
- 25:37Speaker 1: runs a year and driving in one hundred runs a
- 25:38Speaker 1: game and hitting forty five doubles a year, he would
- 25:41Speaker 1: be called a rare competitor, a rare competitor, and the
- 25:44Speaker 1: life of the party, the soul of the team.
- 25:48Speaker 3: However, he's not.
- 25:49Speaker 1: He's an average ballplayer who's being paid twenty million dollars
- 25:53Speaker 1: a year. And has turned into a pumpkin in the
- 25:56Speaker 1: playoffs as a Philly. I think he's hit like to
- 26:00Speaker 1: a little over two hundred in the playoffs, and the
- 26:02Speaker 1: power numbers aren't good and all that stuff.
- 26:04Speaker 3: That is the real crime here. That is the real car. Again.
- 26:07Speaker 1: You can be the biggest a hole in the world
- 26:12Speaker 1: as long as you produce, and when that stops. It's
- 26:15Speaker 1: just how it works.
- 26:16Speaker 3: We all know that.
- 26:17Speaker 1: When it's it goes with any business. I've been in
- 26:20Speaker 1: the radio business my entire doll life. We've had some
- 26:23Speaker 1: people that have passed through this building that were mourning,
- 26:25Speaker 1: people who were complete I can't I want to curse.
- 26:29Speaker 1: I can't say what they were. Bad people, bad dudes.
- 26:32Speaker 1: But they got ratings. They made money for the company,
- 26:34Speaker 1: so they kept the moment the ratings went down, the
- 26:37Speaker 1: moment of.
- 26:37Speaker 3: The affiliates weren't happy. They give him the boot. Get
- 26:39Speaker 3: out of here, go away, you're done with you.
- 26:42Speaker 1: That's what happens. It happens in any business. But in baseball,
- 26:46Speaker 1: if you're mid you're mad. You're a prima donna. If
- 26:50Speaker 1: you're elite, you're just a character. Oh he's such a character.
- 26:53Speaker 1: Oh he likes to drink beer in the dugout, he
- 26:56Speaker 1: plays it out in music.
- 26:58Speaker 3: He's an individual.
- 27:00Speaker 1: Yeah, they're only killing him now because the production dried up,
- 27:06Speaker 1: and so they had to make it clear that this
- 27:08Speaker 1: is we're paying twenty million dollars to this guy to
- 27:10Speaker 1: go away, and he sucks, and so this is what
- 27:14Speaker 1: he's done and get out here all right now, turning
- 27:17Speaker 1: the page to what's next for the player that just
- 27:21Speaker 1: got absolutely given the guillotine by a Philly scribe.
- 27:26Speaker 3: I'm sure that was not hand.
- 27:28Speaker 1: Delivered by the Philadelphia Phillies PR people anyway. Question, you
- 27:32Speaker 1: are the unofficial career counselor congratulations, you're the career counselor
- 27:38Speaker 1: what is your advice to Nick Castianos after he was
- 27:42Speaker 1: just excommunicated from the Philadelphia Phillies.
- 27:46Speaker 3: So what is your advice? Now? I'm really good at
- 27:48Speaker 3: giving out advice.
- 27:49Speaker 1: I sit here at the bully pulpit and give out
- 27:51Speaker 1: advice for four hours a night, five days a week,
- 27:53Speaker 1: and an hour a day on the weekends on the
- 27:55Speaker 1: Fifth Hour podcast. But as a baseball refugee, which is
- 27:59Speaker 1: what this guy is, obviously, he's at a crossroads. He's
- 28:02Speaker 1: at the old fork in the road all that to
- 28:05Speaker 1: the right. If you look off to the right the sign,
- 28:10Speaker 1: I don't know if you can see it because there's
- 28:11Speaker 1: some some fog.
- 28:12Speaker 3: But if you look, is that fog or is that
- 28:14Speaker 3: steam from hell?
- 28:17Speaker 1: But if you look, it says right there at the sign,
- 28:21Speaker 1: it's highway Voodoo Bugaloo is the highway, and that's off
- 28:26Speaker 1: to the right. Now if you if you look the
- 28:27Speaker 1: other way, if you look the other way, that's uh, that's.
- 28:31Speaker 3: The waiting Highway. And it's like for the waiting game.
- 28:34Speaker 1: So the Phillies plausively tried to trade this guy Castilios
- 28:40Speaker 1: all off season. Nobody wanted because he's got the cooties,
- 28:43Speaker 1: and the cooties are he's making a lot of money.
- 28:46Speaker 1: He's a defensive liability, and he's not hitting as much
- 28:49Speaker 1: as he did in the past, and he's like.
- 28:51Speaker 3: A glorified d h at this point.
- 28:54Speaker 1: He treats the glove and the baseball like it's a
- 28:56Speaker 1: hot potato.
- 28:57Speaker 3: It's not good.
- 28:58Speaker 1: So my advice, as the the unofficial career counselor unofficial
- 29:03Speaker 1: career counselor through the magic the powers of talk radio,
- 29:07Speaker 1: the advice here is to sit in your jacuzzi and
- 29:10Speaker 1: drink your Presidente beer and just wait through the first
- 29:16Speaker 1: three weeks of spring training.
- 29:18Speaker 3: Games are going to begin.
- 29:19Speaker 1: In a couple of weeks, you wait for the spring
- 29:21Speaker 1: training games to begin, and then somewhere, whether it's in
- 29:25Speaker 1: Florida or Arizona, a outfielder, a designated hitter will have
- 29:31Speaker 1: the HGW hammy go whammy. And when the hammy go whammy,
- 29:38Speaker 1: the phone starts a ring and the text messages start
- 29:41Speaker 1: coming in. Now, if you cannot wait, if you don't
- 29:43Speaker 1: want to play the waiting game, you could plausibly convince
- 29:46Speaker 1: a team like the Podres or the Blue Jays to
- 29:49Speaker 1: take a flyer on you. Now, if you're really really impatient,
- 29:54Speaker 1: then you can go play for a pretender like the
- 29:57Speaker 1: White Sox or some other rotten team.
- 30:00Speaker 3: Like the Nationals, and go knock yourself out.
- 30:02Speaker 1: It's a soft landing spot, it's a pillow fort, and
- 30:06Speaker 1: you'd go there for half the season and then and
- 30:09Speaker 1: they'd flip you with the deadline, And of course, in
- 30:13Speaker 1: order for that to happen, try not to bat one
- 30:15Speaker 1: thirty six we're heading into the trade deadline, because that
- 30:20Speaker 1: would be problematic.
- 30:21Speaker 3: Otherwise you're not a trade ship.
- 30:22Speaker 1: You're just a hazardous waste spill and nobody wants that.
- 30:26Speaker 3: All right, final.
- 30:27Speaker 1: Point, We now go to a viral story from the
- 30:30Speaker 1: Bay Area. It kind of evolves gambling. Some random person
- 30:35Speaker 1: on the TikTok went viral after traveling to the Bay
- 30:40Speaker 1: Area and what appears to be loitering around outside Levi's
- 30:46Speaker 1: stadium with a high powered microphone. Now, they were not
- 30:50Speaker 1: there for the Super Bowl. This was in the lead
- 30:52Speaker 1: up to the Super Bowl and they were out there
- 30:56Speaker 1: pretty much all afternoon for Charlie Pooh's Super Bowl anthem rehearsal.
- 31:03Speaker 1: And so, yeah, you probably know where this is going,
- 31:05Speaker 1: you do, Okay, Yeah, So this this dude was out
- 31:08Speaker 1: there and he had the high powered microphone. He's waiting
- 31:10Speaker 1: for the anthem rehearsal. He of course timed it and
- 31:15Speaker 1: that enabled him to win a bet. He timed the
- 31:18Speaker 1: the anthem rehearsal for Charlie Pooth and it was under
- 31:23Speaker 1: and of course people have ripping him.
- 31:24Speaker 3: Oh that's insider trading. You can't do that. What are
- 31:27Speaker 3: you doing?
- 31:29Speaker 1: And suppose it from what I read, he turned one
- 31:31Speaker 1: hundred dollars bet on the prediction market into a thousand dollars.
- 31:37Speaker 3: I don't even know if that's possible. I didn't look
- 31:39Speaker 3: at it.
- 31:39Speaker 1: I don't pay much attention to the anthem bet, but
- 31:42Speaker 1: that's what I read. Of Course, I would argue that
- 31:45Speaker 1: if you knew that well that the time was.
- 31:48Speaker 3: Going to be under, why would you only bet one hundredllars?
- 31:50Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you be more?
- 31:51Speaker 1: All right, question, did this random TikTok guy crossed the
- 31:56Speaker 1: line with insider trading by timing out the national anthem
- 32:02Speaker 1: rehearsals before Super Bowl sixty for betting purposes?
- 32:06Speaker 3: All right? So I don't even know.
- 32:07Speaker 1: This is a question, like I saw something stop insider trading.
- 32:12Speaker 1: We're not talking about the stock exchange here. It's he
- 32:16Speaker 1: wasn't in the stadium. He was outside the stadium. It's
- 32:19Speaker 1: a football game with fireworks and flyovers, and he's timed out.
- 32:24Speaker 1: He brought a stop watching, a big microphone thing of
- 32:28Speaker 1: a jig and all that, and it's not insider trading
- 32:31Speaker 1: for us. He was outside, so I guess it was
- 32:33Speaker 1: outsider trading. But he used the rehearsal to beat the
- 32:36Speaker 1: prop And whose fault is that if the curtain is
- 32:41Speaker 1: open and you can see how they do the magic trick.
- 32:45Speaker 1: Don't blame the audience for watching. It's not criminal, it's capitalism.
- 32:50Speaker 1: You know, it's smart.
- 32:52Speaker 3: This is not the first time this has happened.
- 32:54Speaker 1: This has happened many times over the years, and the
- 32:57Speaker 1: sportsbooks hate it because it exposes loophole and these anthem props.
- 33:03Speaker 1: It's like carnival games. It's a three card monty wrapped
- 33:06Speaker 1: in old glory. Wrap yourself in old glory. You leave
- 33:09Speaker 1: rehearsal wa open because even if it's a dome stadium,
- 33:14Speaker 1: most Super Bowls were played in domes.
- 33:15Speaker 3: This was an outdoor stadium.
- 33:18Speaker 1: There's always somebody in there cleaning something or adjusting something,
- 33:23Speaker 1: and they are able to hear the anthem and they
- 33:25Speaker 1: can time it and all that stuff. So they exposes
- 33:28Speaker 1: the carnival game that is the anthem, and you leave
- 33:32Speaker 1: the rehearsal wide open, and someone's going to time it
- 33:35Speaker 1: like it's the Olympic Trials, and this person did. And
- 33:39Speaker 1: of course you can't keep anything quiet. You have to
- 33:41Speaker 1: do it for clout, so you have to post about it.
- 33:44Speaker 1: It's next level dedication for clicks. Yes, it's why they
- 33:48Speaker 1: put caps on how much you can bet on the
- 33:52Speaker 1: gambling sites I don't know about the I'm not really
- 33:54Speaker 1: two up on the prediction market. I haven't gotten into
- 33:56Speaker 1: that much. But it's they put limits on it. They
- 34:00Speaker 1: protect themselves. It's classified information, and it is obviously different.
- 34:05Speaker 1: The ecosystem is different on the prediction market. If this
- 34:08Speaker 1: is though a crime, like, shouldn't you have to lock
- 34:12Speaker 1: up everyone that does the weather? Don't they check the
- 34:15Speaker 1: radar before they give you the weather?
- 34:17Speaker 3: Shoot, you check the radar, You check the radar. You
- 34:20Speaker 3: should just know the weather. What's wrong with you? Oh
- 34:22Speaker 3: my god? There you go.
- 34:24Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mellor
- 34:27Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 34:30Speaker 3: Here we go, how about that? To the third degree.
- 34:38Speaker 6: The Ravens are starting a new era in Baltimore, and
- 34:40Speaker 6: a lot of that is thanks to Lamar Jackson. The
- 34:42Speaker 6: former MVP wasn't himself last season and the new regimes
- 34:44Speaker 6: hoping to get him back on track. You think Jackson
- 34:47Speaker 6: will ever get back to MVP for.
- 34:48Speaker 1: Him, No, he will not win another MVP, but he
- 34:51Speaker 1: has to be better than he was this past year. Right.
- 34:53Speaker 3: He just looks like a broken.
- 34:55Speaker 1: Down guy and you can get away with that for
- 34:58Speaker 1: one year, but if you come back and that again,
- 35:00Speaker 1: all of a sudden, it's like and I still think
- 35:02Speaker 1: there's a chance they trade him, So.
- 35:03Speaker 3: I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility.
- 35:05Speaker 1: He's playing for another team this year, but yeah, he's
- 35:07Speaker 1: not gonna be an MVP again.
- 35:08Speaker 6: Next apparently Mark Cuban is looking to buy back controlling
- 35:11Speaker 6: share of the Mavericks by partnering with an investment group. Whoever,
- 35:14Speaker 6: the new owners made a statement this week saying it's
- 35:16Speaker 6: uh making it clear that the team is not for
- 35:18Speaker 6: sale and in fact, they're trying to increase their equity.
- 35:20Speaker 3: But do you think this could get ugly?
- 35:23Speaker 1: Well, it's why did he sell the team for the
- 35:25Speaker 1: first play?
- 35:26Speaker 3: What are you thinking you had the team? Dummy? I mean,
- 35:30Speaker 3: I don't care. You shouldn't get the team back. You
- 35:32Speaker 3: sold it. Moren then they got rid of Luca because
- 35:34Speaker 3: of you.
- 35:34Speaker 6: Next, the finalists for the Pro Basketball Hall of Fame
- 35:37Speaker 6: have been announced, and Doc rivers as a finalist for
- 35:39Speaker 6: the second year in a row. I know you don't
- 35:41Speaker 6: think he deserves to get in, but do you think
- 35:43Speaker 6: there's a chance that he doesn't?
- 35:45Speaker 4: Uh?
- 35:45Speaker 3: No, He's gonna get in.
- 35:46Speaker 1: Everyone loves Doc Rivers and unless he coaches your team,
- 35:50Speaker 1: it's a joke.
- 35:52Speaker 3: The guy's are choke.
- 35:53Speaker 1: The greatest choke artist in coaching history, Doc Rivers.
- 35:56Speaker 3: Throw him cope. Ah, you pass it up, Doc, Doc
- 36:03Speaker 3: Rivers quick.
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