Latest / Kraken Cans Cast: Cryptids, Urban Legends, and All Things Spooky
Kraken Current: October 2026 | Is Susan Dell a Robot?
Is she human… or is something a little off? 🍻 This week we're diving into one of the internet's strangest rabbit holes: the bizarre viral speculation surrounding Susan Dell, wife of billionaire Dell Technologies founder Michael Dell. From her unusual appearance and mannerisms to wild theories about aliens, clones, robots, and everything in between, the internet has some questions—and apparently, so do we!
Are we looking at a perfectly ordinary human being caught in the crosshairs of internet conspiracy culture? Could there be something more mysterious going on? Or has the internet officially…
The skinny
The skinny isn't ready yet — notes appear once the transcript is processed.