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311: My Clean Break · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Let you're trying to get into a dare sho what
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to do? You know, I'm gonna be honest
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  Speaker 1: with y'all. You ahead, girl, Like this episode that we
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  Speaker 1: had to watch for today's podcast. Yeah, the chaos gets
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  Speaker 1: to you quick. Yeah, it gets to your real fast. Man.
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  Speaker 1: That ship is not no bullshit. Man, It's like bamm
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  Speaker 1: it and you're like, oh my god, I'm back in it.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy, man. No, I'm talking about just life in general. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: We've had the luxury to be able to do our
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  Speaker 1: podcast from the comfort of our own home, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean, Like a lot of people out there.
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  Speaker 1: I got a job, right, so now I have to
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  Speaker 1: work during this crazy time. So the anxiety of that
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  Speaker 1: already bam in your face. Dude. I've been COVID tested
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  Speaker 1: more than I Listen, man, you can't tell me to
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  Speaker 1: test starn't out there. I'm getting tested like crazy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And do you feel it is your anxiety lower? Because
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  Speaker 1: when I was doing my directing, Hi, oh see, I
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  Speaker 1: had the opposite when I was getting tested, like, not
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  Speaker 1: only would we for the for the job I did,
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  Speaker 1: we'd have like the we'd have the longer test it
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  Speaker 1: takes like two days, and then every morning we had
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  Speaker 1: a fifteen minute test. Those aren't as reliable, but it
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  Speaker 1: was just kind of like a safeguard, and I felt
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  Speaker 1: great knowing at least I was finding out every day
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  Speaker 1: a strong percentage of a chance that I was that
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have it. Well, I don't know if I'm
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  Speaker 1: allowed to say how we do our testing thing. I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: You haven't even you haven't even mentioned the show. You
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  Speaker 1: can just perfect every two days you get tested, even
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  Speaker 1: if you're not working. Yeah, well that's great. It's the
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  Speaker 1: only way you can operate. And by the way, none
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  Speaker 1: of that's going to be able to operate very long.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if you look at the trajectory of what's
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  Speaker 1: happening here in Los Angeles, it's just I mean, they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do they have to do a full shutdown. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know that that's bad news, but this
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  Speaker 1: like this fucking ridiculous mixed message of all right, we're
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  Speaker 1: cutting on restaurants. Restaurants are closed except for delivery, but
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  Speaker 1: the mall is still open, Like there's so much the
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  Speaker 1: way it's like the way I understand and respect they're
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  Speaker 1: trying to save businesses. But it's just it's beyond the
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  Speaker 1: rate is the hospital beds are running out, So it's
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  Speaker 1: just I'm sure we're destined for a full lockdown. It's
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  Speaker 1: a horrible thing. Man. I I don't know how you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how you combat this. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how you fight this fight right now, man, it's the
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  Speaker 1: mixed messaging, the freaking well. The best thing you can
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  Speaker 1: do is not leave your fucking house unless you have to.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's the most active. The most proactive thing you
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  Speaker 1: can do is not fucking leave your house unless you
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  Speaker 1: have to. You can, you know, if you have to
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  Speaker 1: go to the grocery store, you have to go to
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  Speaker 1: the grocery store. You can also have them delivered if
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  Speaker 1: you if you want, But don't fucking leave your house.
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  Speaker 1: I know you have a job, but at least when
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  Speaker 1: you go to your job, you've been tested. Everyone's been tested.
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  Speaker 1: That ship's crazy. Just to watch everybody say and roll
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  Speaker 1: sound and all the masks come off for all the
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  Speaker 1: actors in background, it's like, WHOA, I feel naked, feel naked.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's bar right, It's it's like your breathing
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  Speaker 1: air that you shouldn't be breathing. Also also, yeah, fucking
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  Speaker 1: hell yeah, I know I saw it for you know
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  Speaker 1: when we did did My Thing. Um, it was just
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  Speaker 1: one actress, a wonderful famous actress that I can't say
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  Speaker 1: who it is yet, but she it was like it
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  Speaker 1: was like protect the Queen Bee because she's the only
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  Speaker 1: person when they call rolling that takes off her mask.
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  Speaker 1: So everyone steps away. Everyone's got both a mask and
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  Speaker 1: a face shield and a shield, and which I don't get.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get the shield. Man. I understand you want
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  Speaker 1: to stop stuff, but the ship can. The arisol comes
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  Speaker 1: around the shield. It's not like it's just a straight
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  Speaker 1: shot that shit goes everywhere. Well, it's better than nothing.
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  Speaker 1: It's like multiple layers of plexon. If you were protecting
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  Speaker 1: your castle, you might you might just hit the moat.
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  Speaker 1: You might just have my door. You'd throw fucking crocs
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  Speaker 1: in the moat. I would have fucking crocs in my moat.
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  Speaker 1: The shield also protects you from rubbing your eyes, which
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  Speaker 1: is the way a lot of people contracted. Keeping your
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  Speaker 1: hands off of your face is like a big that's great.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I like, I want to fucking Mandalorian mask.
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  Speaker 1: I want a true life Mandalorian mask that can freaking
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  Speaker 1: block out all of that shit. That's what reason you
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  Speaker 1: can't be wearing. You could wear your Mandalorian masks. Wear it.
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  Speaker 1: I saw it doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't, it doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't block out the aerosol like the real Mandalorian mask.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of Mandalorian, Zach, you have an apology to make
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  Speaker 1: to everybody out there might have watched. I didn't watch
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  Speaker 1: the latest, and um, I am sorry, but I was
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  Speaker 1: I had to do something. I haven't seen them. Did
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  Speaker 1: you did you see the Did you see the one
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  Speaker 1: with Rosario? I saw the one with Rosario? Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you have an apology you to make to all of
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  Speaker 1: these people out there. He said this series this listen
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  Speaker 1: for everybody out there. He's not gonna apologize because he
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  Speaker 1: probably still thinks it's whatever it is. But i'mna saying
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  Speaker 1: something right now. Whoa. I hope they unlatched Mama's whoa. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I think it's a wonderful show. Did
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  Speaker 1: you watch the undoing? I haven't seen the finale, but
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  Speaker 1: I love it. People. It's it's really I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to say it's great because it's shy of
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  Speaker 1: being great, but it's very entertaining. So Nicole Kidman will
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  Speaker 1: play the hell out of like a betrayed wife. Like
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  Speaker 1: her facial expressience. I want to live inside of them.
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  Speaker 1: It's so good, it's very entertaining. The other thing you
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  Speaker 1: gotta watch, I highly recommend Donald maybe even you'll watch
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  Speaker 1: this is the Heavens Gate documentary, which is about that
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  Speaker 1: cult that did the mass suicide. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you remember them. They aliens coming in, yes, the hail
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  Speaker 1: Bob comment, and they took barbiturous and did I think
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  Speaker 1: thirty something of them killed themselves because they believed they
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  Speaker 1: were getting on a spaceship that was trailing behind the
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  Speaker 1: Hillbop comet that was going to come pick them up.
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  Speaker 1: And it's still still to date. This is the largest
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  Speaker 1: mass US suicide ever. But it's fascinating. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the power the power of manipulation. Man, Listen, this guy
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  Speaker 1: told his followers that listen to this, I'm gonna spoil
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  Speaker 1: one store for you. He goes, He's like, I think
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  Speaker 1: maybe because they were just they were supposed to be asexual,
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  Speaker 1: they were supposed to be like monks. He's like, I
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  Speaker 1: think we should. Maybe I'm having some feelings, he said,
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  Speaker 1: and I think we should probably castrate ourselves. Now, hospitals
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  Speaker 1: aren't gonna let us do this, so we should probably
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  Speaker 1: do it here. And they're like, okay, yes, yes, leader, yes,
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  Speaker 1: a leader, all right. So then he goes, now, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to get in trouble for this, So he
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  Speaker 1: writes a sign in handwritten letters above the door of
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  Speaker 1: the room where they're gonna do it, and he writes
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  Speaker 1: the word Mexico. He goes, now, if anyone tells you
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  Speaker 1: where you got castrated, you got castrated in Mexico. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So they bring the first guy in to cut off
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  Speaker 1: his scrotum, and as you can imagine, it goes horribly
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  Speaker 1: wrong and they get the ball sack off, but the
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  Speaker 1: dude is screaming in pain and and and his whole
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  Speaker 1: groin starts to blow up like so big, so they
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  Speaker 1: start panic. They show it, no because it wasn't videoed,
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  Speaker 1: but they they're all telling these stories, all these people
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  Speaker 1: that are still alive, people that didn't actually go through
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  Speaker 1: with the suicide. So they call a priest because they
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  Speaker 1: think a priest will help them, like because maybe the
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  Speaker 1: priest understands their their desire to be castrated, and the
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  Speaker 1: priest is like, what the fuck are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: In a way, and then they go okay, finally they
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  Speaker 1: give up. They got to go to the emergence room.
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  Speaker 1: They take an the emergency room and they run away,
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  Speaker 1: but they still have the ball sack and they're hand
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  Speaker 1: and they're like, what do we do with this ball sack?
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  Speaker 1: So they throw it off a bridge. Oh wow, they
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  Speaker 1: threw the ball sack off a bridge into a river.
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  Speaker 1: You were going to say something way more climactic, like,
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  Speaker 1: so they ate the ball Heaven's Gate, guys, I highly
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  Speaker 1: recommend it. I'm very interested in cults, I mean, not
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  Speaker 1: to join one, in studying them. I find them fascinating.
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  Speaker 1: So let me get this straight. Yeah, they threw the
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  Speaker 1: scroll them off a bridge. Go ahead, let me get
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  Speaker 1: this straight. Isn't there a line that all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: you know, because nobody wants to be judged, right, So
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  Speaker 1: you'd have to be able to go into this without
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  Speaker 1: judgment to be able to study cults. Like, let's say
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  Speaker 1: you were able to do something like that, to be
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  Speaker 1: able to go in and be a documentarian and study cults.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you think at some point some of the message
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  Speaker 1: starts to seep in. Though. It's very interesting. You know,
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  Speaker 1: something I learned from watching this documentary is you might think, oh,
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  Speaker 1: these people are simpletons who who've had who've been brainwashed
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  Speaker 1: and had their mind taken over. And they have obviously
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  Speaker 1: in the documentary interview lots of cult specialist and they
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  Speaker 1: say they're very often very intelligent people. Um um. You know,
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  Speaker 1: in fact, in this in this cult, they a lot
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  Speaker 1: of them were computed. This was early in the eighties
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  Speaker 1: of computers, and they were like computer geniuses. And the
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  Speaker 1: way they actually funded the cult was from doing the
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  Speaker 1: computer work for people because they were very very smart
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  Speaker 1: men and women. Um. So, I don't know, it's a
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  Speaker 1: certain type of person that is susceptible to it. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think just anyone and everyone is susceptible to having
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  Speaker 1: their brains sort of taken over by another human being.
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  Speaker 1: But as you see from all these cults from you know,
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  Speaker 1: from you name it, from Manson to Waco to Hail
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  Speaker 1: up to lots of them, they're people um becomes so
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  Speaker 1: they think they think that the leader is the Messiah,
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  Speaker 1: and they don't want them. They don't want to upset
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  Speaker 1: the Messiah. They want to do whatever the Messiah says.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like my marriage. But how was your marriage?
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  Speaker 1: You guys getting along? I love my wife. We got
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  Speaker 1: some good stuff going on. Man, it's real nice right now.
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  Speaker 1: While you heard something, I just heard it from her.
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  Speaker 1: That happy kidding. I know your wife's the most in
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  Speaker 1: loved woman. I know we're kissing again. I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: that much. Oh will you stopped kissing for a while? Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you get sick of each other. That's life,
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  Speaker 1: that's how it goes. Yes, you know we're in each
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  Speaker 1: other's face. You know, for all of you out there
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  Speaker 1: who have relationships and you love your relationships, you know
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  Speaker 1: exactly what the fuck I'm talking about right now. There's
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  Speaker 1: times we look at each other. They're still loved there,
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  Speaker 1: but it's like, I don't necessarily want to talk to
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  Speaker 1: you right now. Do you ever get scared? Like? Did
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: you ever get scared when you're when you're angry? And
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  Speaker 1: I'm asking you the listener as well, even though you
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  Speaker 1: can't answer only these three ken, do you ever get
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  Speaker 1: scared like? I fucking am so pissed it this person
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  Speaker 1: right now? I don't fucking see how we're ever gonna
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  Speaker 1: make it the long haul. No, I don't. I threatened
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  Speaker 1: that shit, Like, oh hell yeah, man, what do you
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  Speaker 1: say like like, I'll be like, well, if you think
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  Speaker 1: that way, then I don't see how we're gonna make
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  Speaker 1: it the long haul? Exactly what manipulative? Absolutely, it's the
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  Speaker 1: way to get it's the way to get what you want. Absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: I'll admit to that and channel how about you. Right,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna do that right when I I'm sorry to
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  Speaker 1: cut you off, and then you can get the dinner.
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  Speaker 1: But right when I do that, I can I sense
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  Speaker 1: my wife notice, Oh he's that hurt that he's gonna
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: throw out he doesn't think we should be What does
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  Speaker 1: she say to that? Does she like, well, then go then, motherfucker?
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes and then and then sometimes and I'll be like, fine,
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  Speaker 1: I'll go and I'll go up to the bedroom and
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: I'll sit in the bed, and then she'll come up
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  Speaker 1: in there and she'll be like, and then she'll sit
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  Speaker 1: on the bed. And that's all I've ever wanted, That's
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  Speaker 1: all I wanted in the first place, was us to
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  Speaker 1: be in the bed together. And so now we're sitting
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  Speaker 1: and we're talking in the bed and she's you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean, and she's and she's, you know, telling
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  Speaker 1: me how much she loves me, and I'm telling her
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  Speaker 1: how much I love her. But now we're communicating even
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  Speaker 1: more and listening even more. So you just need to
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: blow off some steam and then you so it sounds
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  Speaker 1: like you guys at least, even though you, of course
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  Speaker 1: are human and blow up, you you you are able
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  Speaker 1: to not get a bit angry and talk it out. No,
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  Speaker 1: there's times we go to No, there's time. Listen. Now
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  Speaker 1: I'm at the we're at the point now where it's like, look,
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  Speaker 1: there's there. We know what it is that the other
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: person can do to make it so that this is over.
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  Speaker 1: Just don't touch those things. Everything else we can. I'm
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  Speaker 1: willing to work through, and you're willing to work through.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, if you're angry now, we're going to
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  Speaker 1: talk about this tomorrow. This isn't something that can get buried,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And so I'm because that's bullshit,
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  Speaker 1: going to bed not angry. You gotta stay up until
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: like you're gonna have a nervous breakdown. You'll be freaking
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: what's the dude's name? Sometimes you'll be that dude. Man,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes you need time out and just like, why don't
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: we sleep for eight hours starting game? Right? We just
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  Speaker 1: what about you? Channel? Um? I think we're kind of
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  Speaker 1: still figuring out what those boundaries are, figuring out what
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  Speaker 1: those things we are, you know, because you're relatively new,
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  Speaker 1: you're only two years ten months. But thank you. I
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  Speaker 1: appreciate that. Sorry, what's going on with your background? Man?
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: You're tool time in it? Oh yeah, this is my
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: work bench. He always has tools, bro, the work bench
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: where build computers. That's where he builds computers. Bro, I've
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  Speaker 1: never noticed that work Prince. Well, I also got a
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  Speaker 1: new camera, so it probably you can probably see all
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: that more clearly. And also, yeah, apologized suddenly lunch and whatnot. Oh,
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: everybody's upgrading. Look at that Joel upgraded. She's now she's
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: no longer making our our group chats green anymore. Text
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: from computer Wow. Oh yeah, oh yes, I didn't know
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Joel has an Apple phone, guys,
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  Speaker 1: and so our our group chat is finally sacred again
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  Speaker 1: and full blue. I don't I know that some of
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: you are so passionate about your Android phones, and I
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: really don't give a fuck all I'm saying, I don't.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: I don't want the chat to go green, all right.
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  Speaker 1: I don't use my phone for all the shit you
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: probably do. I like to take pictures and I like
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  Speaker 1: to send texts, and I like my text to go blue.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, Tim Apple, put me in the
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: put me in the campaign, Tim Apple, we should get
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  Speaker 1: into the show man. Yeah, yeah, sorry, why don't you
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: kind of send baby girl? All right? Now, this is
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: for all my listeners out there. Yeah, make it make
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: it like an RB, make it like an R and
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: B style, Yeah, Daniel danil will lay down a little
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  Speaker 1: like R and B style thing underneath. Okay, I had sometimes,
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: you know, talking sometimes sometimes just sad. Sometimes you're happy
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: sometimes Johannes, sometimes you're not. But when it comes to
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: fake doctor's real friends, you always got a six seven
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  Speaker 1: eight stories about show we made about a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: doctor nurses, and stories never sat around here, are yet
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: around here? M I missed you, I missed you all.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: I missed you guys truously. Actually it's a it's a
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: it's a weird time and and you listeners, we missed
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: you so much. Fucking amazing reaction to John Doris. He
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: was a hit, was he? Oh? He was a huge hit.
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  Speaker 1: I was screenshotting all of these responses to people wrote
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: to him and sending him to Bill solely piss Bill off,
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  Speaker 1: because a lot of people were like, that's the best
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: guests you've ever had, And then other people were like, seriously,
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: that may have been the best show ever. Who needs
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Bill anymore? And they're obviously joking, but I just sent
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: them all the Bill just to rile them up. It
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: was amazing, love it. How did Bill take it? Well?
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: He was He was like, this is not funny at all,
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: and Clarius no. But people really loved it and it
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: made um. You know, the four of us have been
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: talking and we were talking about, you know, folding in
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: some shows that aren't just an episode that the person
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: might be related to scrubs, like like John, or they
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: might be not they might be just an interesting person.
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  Speaker 1: So we're gonna start folding in some of those shows
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  Speaker 1: as well, right right a day Shoon? Yeah, you almost
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: said it, right, Dal Shoon, Dal Shoon. You know you're
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: dona get into shoon. You're giving me a complex such
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: that I'm just gonna say shoon and not go for
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  Speaker 1: the whole name because now I'm like starting to get
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  Speaker 1: in my head about it. It's all good, don't trip um.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, so we're gonna fold in some of those
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: um and like that. You know, we should also talk
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: about the onesies. I can't believe the ones he's sold
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  Speaker 1: out in a day. You know, I told you, when
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  Speaker 1: you make them comfy, there's something about that man. Snugly
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: and cozy is a great thing. And you know, there's
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: nothing like having your and my face yeah on someone's body. Yeah,
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: you know, it's just it's just something that's all over
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: your body. Whatever your favorite wherever your favorite area of
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: your body is, whether it's inner thigh or back of
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: your neck, you can have me and Donald on it.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: From your taint to your throat and everything in between,
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: from your toes to your taint to your throat. That's
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: a that'd be a good let's be a good sales
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: motto for the for the onesie from covering you with
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Zach and Donald from the toe to the taint to
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: the throat. By the way, it was very fun the
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: word tank from the to You don't want the word tane.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: It's a great word. Okay, I guess that's a node.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: You probably also hate the word moist. Everyone hates the
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: word moist. I mind moist? What about big cake? What
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: about panties? It doesn't bother me much? Okay what panties
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: a bothers people? No? Yeah, I feel like panties and
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: moist are popular ones that make women cringe. Sorry, jell Okay,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: what word makes you guys cringe? Is there all? No,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: there's no word that makes me cringe. The chalk the
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: chalkboard sound that. Yes, you know. The scariest part of
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Jaws is when that motherfucker does his nails on the chalkboard.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: I just recently watched Jaws, and I was only only
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: frightened when the chalkboard thing happened. I can't do that
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: make my teeth hurt to think. Masterpiece of a movie
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: still though, man, yes, still it is still to this
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: day it is a masterpiece. It is a masterpiece. Mister
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Spielberg and um and Donald and I did a charity
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: reading of the Goonies, which was a lot of fun.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Speaking of Spielberg, it was all to benefit the organization
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: No Kid Hungry, which you can still donate if you're
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: feeling like you can, and you are able. Um, it's
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: a wonderful cause that is raising money m so for
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: child hunger in the United States. I know that we
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: raised a hundred thousand dollars one thirty the night of
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Right Let's go. That is over a million meals. Yeah, wow,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: for hungry children in this country. And as we all know,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: because of the pandemic, um, there are so many people
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: anxious about where they're going to get their next meal.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: And if you have even a buck, even a spare dollar,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: you go to No Kid Hungry dot org and you
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: can donate. And and so we did this reading and
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: it was a lot of fun because Donald and I
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: both grew up loving the Goonies and um, and there
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: we are. You know. They asked me and Donald and
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Josh Gadd and Kristen Bell and Jean smart Um to
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: read all the roles that weren't you know, the original cast,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: and Kerry Elwiz did the narration, and um, if Donald
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: and I were like just kids in a candy store,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I mean just watching them read. The funniest part of
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: all was for me was watching So it's time for
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Sean Aston and do the monologue where he's in the
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: wishing well and He's like, it's our time, down here,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: down here, it's our time. And I'm looking over at
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: donald zoom window and He's mouthing along all every single
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: word the monologue, Like, Donald, Donald, you have that script
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: memorize because I hadn't seen it since for so long,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: but I loved loved it as a child, and I'm
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: looking over. I was more entertained watching Donald maud along
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: every word of the script than watching Oh. Is that
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: you know was messed up? Is that a lot of
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: them didn't do it like they did it in the movie,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: and that we're trying to have like a new take.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: They were like at forty five, I'm gonna do a
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: new take of them. Oh that's cracked me up. Though
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I was like, come on, man, do it like the
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: movie because I'm I'm sitting there trying to hit every
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: beat like the movie and every right. But it was
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: so did I do a good job on my lines
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: with you? Remember when the father rips up the note
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: that was me not now or ever again? Oh man?
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: It was Donald with Donald were on the rehearsal and
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Donald's like, um, guys, this was hilarious. The whole cast.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Donald knows the script bear than the cast, and Donald's like, guys, um,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: you're actually missing a line here. I'm not sure if
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: it was improv by the actor at the time, but
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: do you want me to say X y Z. And
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: they were like, oh yeah, sure, Donald, go ahead them
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: say that. But they were cool, right, Corey was amazing, Roland,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Josh Broland, um and uh and they were all Martha Martha. Yeah,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Martha Plimpton read it just like her character did. Martha
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Plimpton m was funny because she said something about how
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: she said, at a certain point in the shoot, I
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: just stopped competing for the lens, meaning like all those
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: little kids were such hams. They were all they all
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: knew they were trying to get their screen time. Because
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: She's like, at a certain point, I kind of just
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: relaxed and stopped fighting for the lens. And I thought
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: that was funny. Though this many years later, she remembers
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: that I forgot about this line. This is what I
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: was gonna say. I forgot about this line in the movie.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: And then she did it, and she did it exactly
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: like the movie. Um brand God put that rock there
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: for UMU purpose, and I don't think um that you
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: should move it and then he moves it. He goes hello,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: and then the bats come out, and she said it
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: just like the when she did it in the movie,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: and it was I remember, I remember thinking, wow, that
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: was really interesting. She had a lot of ms in there.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: And then you look at the script and m is
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: at every moment like that was what was really weird.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know, well, some of the things that I
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: was like, well, because some of the things that happened
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: in the movie, like when he drops the picture in
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: the closet and then he goes, what are you doing
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: after he dropped the picture, All of that shit's in
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: the script. It was all in the script. No, I think.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: I think, I know for a fact, you weren't a
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: rehearsal because you were working. They What they did was
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: they made a hybrid production draft because what happened, what
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: what the movie became, was very much different from the script.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, they went off in a lot of different
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: tangents that cut a bunch of stuff. The Kid's improv
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: of course, so in order to deliver a reading of
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: the Goonies for the audience that knows the script, they
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: had to adjust the script to reflect the movie. So
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff like that got got put in.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: There's a really funny moment at the end where where
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Key the young Asian kids says, um, oh, you wouldn't
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: believe it. There was an octopus and there's never an
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: octopus in the movie because they had shot a scene
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: with an octopus and cut it out and for some
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: reason the Dick donn or the director left it in.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: But you can actually see if you're curious, you can
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: go find all sorts of wacky Goonies cut scenes, like
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: the octopus dancing. I'm glad they cut that part out. Yeah,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: it's really weird. It's out of it's so out of
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: the tone of the movie. Yeah, all right, should we
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: talk about scrubs? We should? We should very very good,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: but were we stop? I just want to shout out
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Pantara Sarah, who we've both known since pretty much we've
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: moved to Los Angeles. Yeah, for making it so that
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: we could be a part of the Goonies reader, So yeah,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: thank you, and also and also allowing us to be
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: a part of such an awesome charity like No Kid Hungry,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: because um, it felt like we were it was win win.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: We got to act like fools with our childhood heroes,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: and he got to raise money for a no kid
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Hungry dot org. Let's take a break. We'll be right
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: back after these fine words. I laughed a lot on
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: this episode. And there's a lot of firsts in Scrubs,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: like not only not only a lot of first but
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: like a lot of memes also in this episode. Yeah, um,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: most famously the first appearance of the world's most giant doctor. Yes,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: and you knew there was actually a real giant doctor? Yeah, chet,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I forgot about it. I remember chat. Yeah, you never
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: see his head because he's so tall. Are you ready
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: with your recap? Everyone's favorite recap of anything ever? Do
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: you know that there's a fella on the interwebs m
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: who is graphing how close you were to thirty seconds?
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I saw that? Yeah, I saw that. I like that.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you they should bet in Vegas. This should
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: be a Vegas This should be a Vegas thing. All right?
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: How close do I get to thirty? Are you readyady?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Are you marks? Contect? Go? JD wants to break up
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: with Danny. Doctor Cox can't get over how happy he is.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Elliot's bullied for wanting to look good and Todd practices
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: sex on a CPR dummy. Some people love to work
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: and or live in chaos, and I get it. Being
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: able to function when the world is loud and crazy
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: as an attribute not many possessed from the jump. As
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: you grow older, you learn to cope. The crazy thing
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: is we go so hard, we become so used to
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: the chaos, we then crave it. It fuels us. We're
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: at our best when our backs are against the wall.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: The key is balanced, and I've yet to find it. Wow,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: that was thirty seven. That's your sweet spot, very nicely
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: said Donald balance. I don't know if we ever find
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: balance until they shovel us into a hearse Do we
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: ever find balance? Maybe if you're like maybe if you're
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: like a yogi or a spiritual religious person whom who
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: who can get in touch with their inner peace? But
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I feel like the rest of our lives we're going
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: to be vacillating between moments of peace and mayhem. But
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: how do you but how do you survive? You know?
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: How do stress kills? You know what I mean? But
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: the only way we survive, it seems like, is when
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: stress is on our back. You know, how do you
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: how do how do we how do we make it
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: in this world? How? How do I find my peace?
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm my best when my kids are loud
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: in my ear, when the when, when the rent is due,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: you know when that's just how it is. That's when
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I'm at my best. Right, So, how do you feel?
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: You feel if you got a lot of money in
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: the bank and your kids are being good and everything
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: is like you don't have any worries that you will
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: find an I will find another thing to stress about.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I promise you everybody something that I think. It's something
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: that I've been I don't think you know what. And
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: I my wife is uh the queen of it, but
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: I think I've been heroded it from her. She perceives stress,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. She's like yo, she finds
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: a way. But it motivates her to do things, you
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's what's she uses as fuel.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: It sounds like it's saying what you do too, that's
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: what you do? Yeah, Well, I've become accustomed to it.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I like it, you know what I mean. It's it's
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: it really does work. It works very well. That I remember.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I used to dread the nervous energy that I would
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: get now, it's like, all right, I can use this,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: use this as fuel, keep it going, just go as
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: hard as you can. It's crazy anyway, I think I
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: think a lot of people listening can relate. Also, in
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: our line of work, we're all technically freelance for the
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: most part, and so you're always having to hustle and
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: figure out what your next chest move is and there's
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: not a lot of security. You could get a job
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: and move to Jersey City like you did, or you
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: could get a job and an awesome job that's life changing,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: but then you don't get another job for a while,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: and um, you know that's that's a that's a stressful
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: way out and to operate. Yeah, and that's and it
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: seems like that's what Cox loves. For some reason. Cox
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: seems to love being unhappy, because that's really what we're saying.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: When you're anxious and you're and you you're you know,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: because it all it's exactly and here we go. I'm
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: sorry I did it already, but here's a Star Wars reference,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: but it's exactly what Yoda says. Fear leads to anger,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. Maybe limit
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: the amount of jazz lettuce you have before the show,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: because if you start getting oh really, you're really high
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: right now, I'm so baked. Anyway, Okay, well there you
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: have everyone. We're gonna cut all No, no, we're not out. Yeah. Yeah,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: we don't have time to cut things today. We gotta
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: air this show tomorrow. Normally, ladies and gentlemen, we do
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: these shows a little bit before the air. But because
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: of all sorts of scheduling mayhem, we are recording this
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: today Monday, and you will hear it Tuesday morning. So
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: we can be so current, we can be so fresh.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I'm nervous. I'm gonna I'm gonna be honest with you.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: I think it might be some of the weed, but
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: I am nervous. Yes, well, maybe you should limit yourself
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: to how much we smoke before the show. We have
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: to entertain. You are not my mother. You are not
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: my mom. I'm just saying the world. My mom doesn't
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: tell me how much weed I smoke, either, so please stop. Okay.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: So the show opens with j D grabbing some wax
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: off of turks beautifully waxed dome because he didn't have
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: a chance to put any products in his hair. That
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: was very funny. That was very funny. And then I
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: took a the lecture and put it on my lips
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: or the lips for the That was so stupid. This
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: episode was very silly, a lot of silly moments. The
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: fact that the fact I'm gonna jump ahead, but the
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: fact that Kelso's knocked out for that long too. Yeah,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: everyone hates Kelso. So no one's helping him. He's just
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: lying there on the ground, on the ground, knocked out. Um.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: You know with Scrubs episodes, you know, the tone can
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: can lean a certain direction depending on the mood everyone
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: was in that week in the writer's room. This is
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: a particularly silly episode. Oh my god, the Mighty Kite.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: So so, this is really funny, mislead. So yeah, Jad
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: and I didn't catch this. I don't remember this, but
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: jd Um is trying is say hey. He says, hey,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: you a doctor. This episode has a theme about doctors
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: and female doctors, whether or not they take the time
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: to make themselves look all dolled up or not. Elliott does, um,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: some of the other doctors don't, and Jad turns to
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: a two that don't and says, hey, so and so
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: is it windy out? And she looks at him like,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: you know, fuck you, what are you talking about? And
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: then he attempts to cover and they the writers sell
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: this like Jad's trying to cover Oh no, just because
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: I'm I wanna know if my kite team is practicing
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: today the mighty kites, Like I'm making it up, right,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: But but the thing is, the young doctor comes in
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: so disheveled also that she's looked like she she looks
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: like she was in a windstorm. Right. But it's a
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: very funny mislead for later because then we learned that no,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: JD was in bullshitting. He is, in fact very into
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: his kite club. That that only that consists of only
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: he and Turk. No, no, they're missing practice. There's people
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: outside flying kites. Is that what it is? I thought
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: that was. I thought they were just kites. Oh my god,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: we're missing dude, the girl stone we go, do we go,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: dud we go, we're missing practice, right, and then we
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: go mighty time right let thee Yeah. Yeah. So this
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: is the first appearance that j D and Turk are
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: in a Now it's funny that the kite club practices
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: in the parking lot of the hospital. It just doesn't
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: it just has right or or they don't have to
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: be doctors. They could be members of the janitorial staff.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: We just know they probably work at the hospital. It's
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: a hospital kite flaring club. Um, this episode we upset Sarah. Um.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: This is the this is Greace to Face episode. Yeah. Now,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: now it's interesting because it really is um fact mirroring
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: fiction with what was what the story was about. The story,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: as I said, was about and I'm assuming they took
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: this from from actual doctors because it's it seems like
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: a real thing. Some female doctors put time into to
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: try and look you know, makeup up and hair done,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: and others don't. And Elliot is wrestling with the fact
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: that she wants to look good. We see that she
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: gets up at five in the morning and puts on
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: makeup and does her hair, and Kelse has had enough
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: of it. He says, the other doctors are gossiping about you.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: I don't want this. You're not supposed to look like this,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: and as a doctor, cut it out. Well. So the
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: gag is that Sarah's then supposed to come to the
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: classroom looking the polar opposite from all makeup up. She's
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: come she's supposed to look bad enough so that Todd
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: can say, hey, Elliott, is it greasy outside? And Sarah
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: kept coming back looking still stunning. She wasn't doing the
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: joke that was, you need to look shitty, Sarah. I
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: know it's Network TV and you don't want to look shitty,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: but you got the joke doesn't work if you don't
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: come in looking like shit. Right. It's the funniest thing, man,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: the makeup that's, you know, supposed to make you look
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: like you don't have makeup one, right, So Donald and
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I Donald and I were trying to be funny and
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: um we were like, come on, grease your face. And
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: then we got the whole If you remember, that's a
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: classroom of like all the principles, and we got everyone
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: chanting grease stuff face, grease stuff face. Now, this many
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: years later, it's not surprising that Sarah didn't find that funny. No,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: she broke She started crying when yeah, actually, yeah, we
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: had we had to apologize. We had to apologize. Yeah,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: well yeah, come on, man, it was like midnight. It
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: was midnight listen. In our defense, we thought she was
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: laughing with us. She was not, and we It was
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: very late and we were all very silly, and we
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: thought we we we totally thought she was laughing with us.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: We learned that she was not, and we promptly apologized
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: right away. We felt I felt horrible about it, but
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: that shit, but that shit's still funny to this day,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: and she can, I hope she can laugh about it,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: laugh about it now. But twenty years later I remember
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: stuff and Rob was like chanting with his arm in
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: the egg and hey, Elliott, greasy out. That's fine, And
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: then what's up, Doc, it's happening. Turk Yep, it's happening.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: What's up, Doc? A lot of fucking big moments in
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: this episode. All right, let's go back to it in
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: some form of order. Um, so uncomfortable when someone, Oh,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: I wanted to say that. You know, there's a couple
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: of moments where, like in the script, where they're cutting
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: to people who are supposed to look unattractive, And I
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: always find that so awkward as an actor when you're
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: doing a scene and it's like, all right, these are
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: the two people that have been brought in as the
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: cutaway too unattractive. I think they're getting paid, and I
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: think they're fine with it. I know, I know, but
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: but I always feel I'll tell I'll tell you the
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: truth when I'm when I'm directing, and that's the case
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: I'll say. I always say, because I feel weird about it.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: We need to like mess you up and like so
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: you so so the joke works, Like we need to
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: make dress you slovenly and fuck up your hair and
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: quote unquote grease the face and like make you look
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: as unattractive as possible for the for the thing to work,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: which is which is true. But also I want to
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: say it because I feel, I mean, I haven't done this.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: I haven't done this. That's your own shit. They know
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: why they're there, they know what they're there to do.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: They read the script when they got the job. They
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: knew exactly what it was so to do all of that,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: it's just like saying, you got the job, but now
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna insult you and say and say you're not
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: ugly enough. You think that they're like you trying to
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: say I'm not ugly enough. No, I think I think
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: they're saying, you don't have to be so nice to me.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: I know why I got the job. Don't rub the
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: shit in, Let's just shoot the motherfucking thing so I
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: can go home and cash this check and smoke that weed.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, well you taught me something. I
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: will no longer tell them they need to grease the face.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Why is Danny walking around our apartment in a bra?
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: It makes no sense. I mean, it's a little bit ResQue. No,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: but maybe she's so comfortable around turk and we're both doctors.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: But I mean, dude, if I was living with you
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: and Casey and Casey was walking around in her bra,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: You've seen Casey and her bra and underwear, you see.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: I know, but I'm saying, let's say I was your roommate,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Casey probably wouldn't walking around the house in or bra.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: I just thought it was funny that tarred h is
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: uh walking around in her sexy bra and my roommates
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: just like, okay, who we're making fun of? Married with children?
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Isn't it funny? The sitcom convention that when people kissed,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: they go, oh, that was only all married with children? No, No,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: it was a lot of sitcoms where they go, oh, right.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: But as as shows got old, as shows got hipper,
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: those went out the window. And I know, when we
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: when we did the sitcom spoof on Scrubs, we did
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: all that, made sure to do that. I loved it.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: I loved married with Children for keeping that because that
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: it was it seemed like the audience was a part
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: of the show, which they are when you're watching a sitcom.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: When you did your sitcoms, because you've done one or two, yeah, one,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: I've done I've done one. Okay, when you when when
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: did you did the audience do ooze and oz yeah,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: But then we you know, I'm working with Wayne and Kristen,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: and then they're like, we don't want to we don't
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: want the us and nas. We just want the laughs,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: the ouzon nas are you know. So the audience would
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: do it and they and they'd cut it out and
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: they'd be like no, no, no, no, no. I think
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: there's something about it. There's something about it. There's something
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: about a lot. I think when an audience they're so
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: conditioned like Pavlov's dogs, and they get into a sitcom
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: stage and a couple of kisses and they don't even
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: know they're doing it. They're just like, oh, And it's
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: always that obnoxian right that that Scooby Doo there's something
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: about being in a sitcom audience if you've never been that.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: First of all, they crank the ac so it's cold,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: and you're like all fucking high on unjust like the
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: energy of excitement. And they have a comedian come out
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: who warms you up and gets you all laughing at
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: the stupidest shit because they want you in a very
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: silly mood, and you just start laughing at things that
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: you would never likely laugh at if you saw the
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: sitcom on at home. But in the audience, they're all
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: hyped up. You're just cracking up at everything right, absolutely,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: But the person that's in the audience is always great.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: And if you're on the show, you watch the same
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: stick every week, but the new audience comes in and
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: they've never seen it. And it's really funny to why,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: because it's like watching a stand up just work their
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: act and work their act and work their act, and
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: you see the same thing and sometimes it kills and
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: sometimes it doesn't. And as an actor doing your scenes
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: and everything, it's always sometimes it's really it's a cool
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: break to look out into the audience and see, you know,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: another show going on, you know, while you're while you're
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: working on your craft. So's it's right. The whole sitcom,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: the whole sitcome thing is a great experience you right, Zache,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: if you come to America opens up again? Yeah? Please?
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: It is fun. I gotta say, even those sitcoms aren't.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: There's not that many left anymore. If you're in um,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: if you do come as a tourist to visit Hollywood,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: it is a fun experience to have, just because they
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: probably won't be around for for forever, and uh, it's
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: pretty fun experience, I think. And you don't have to
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: stay the whole time. That was the great thing about
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: the Zoom thing. They were talking about it like it
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: was theater. I can't wait for theater to come back.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: That's I'm missing that now, Like that's gonna be, that's
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: gonna be great, That'll be. That's magical, just to feel
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: the energy. I mean, I do worry about all those
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: people in one room, but for it to be back,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: I can't wait. Well, twenty twenty two, okay, twenty twenty two,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: we'll go see a play. No Well. JD said on
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: our show that he would feel he's not going to
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: feel comfortable being in a theater until twenty twenty two.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: He was speaking about a movie theater, but I think
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: we can assume it goes for theater as well. So
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go buy what real j D says. It's
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. Now, very funny when I imagine that
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: I'm a ghost and I land and I go you wait, oh,
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: I touch you and I go to reach for your bugles, right,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: and then my ghost hand goes through your groin and
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: you go, quote your ghost hands. It's your ghost hands.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Is cool? Now? Now, this is a classic Scrubs moment
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: with Turk with the bugles on his fingers doing witch
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: hands right in the lens for some weird reason. I mean,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: why are you breaking the fourth wall looking right into
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: the barrel? For this is what was asked to me,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: and so it was done. It's only a handful of
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: moments directly into the lens, breaking the fourth wall, and
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Turk looks right at the audience and does a scary
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: witch Yeah, straight up, straight up. That was I remember that,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: and I've I've since had my son do that, and
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: he loved whenever bugles are in the house, he will
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: put them on the tips of I don't think I've
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: had a bugle in my presence since this joke really
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: why kids still love bugles? They're around every now and then.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: You'll find some if you live in another country. You
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: know what they are from watching Scrubs. But it is
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: a derito like thing shaped like a bugle. Daniel Joel's
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: are you consumers of bugles in uh? In my weed
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: adult states? Most certainly otherwise weed adults. But yeah, bules
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: are good. Let's tick him on the fingers, you know, Yeah,
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Daniel got on a dope shirt. You have no idea
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: what that shirt is, do you? It's so easy, it's
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: so I know, I know what I don't. Don't say anything. Wait,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: hold on, do you know what it's from? No? Are
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: you asking me? Look it up? No? You're so easy
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: to fall in love, isn't that? It's a it's a
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: day day last, so so it goes. It's so easy,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: it's so easy. It's so it's dope. One of the
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I fell in love with this fish you got caught
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: in my mesh. Heyo, she burned my scene up like
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: David koresh I guess the dominate nutting. But a rock
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: with a name anyway, all right, we're gonna break before
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: we got a break, I want to tell you a
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: few tribute things from scrubs WICKI. Um, as we said,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: this is the first appearance of World's most Giant doctor Yes.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: According to the DVD commentary, the Elliot subplot of this
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: episode was spawned from the behind the scenes detail that
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: it was time consuming to always have Sarah Chalk so
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: heavily made up and groomed in every scene. And we
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: also learned that Laverne has worked at Sacred Heart for
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: twenty three years. That is the trivia for might clean.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back, We'll be right back, and yeah, dude,
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: the janitor and Elliott in this episode is hilarious. Dude,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: it's his first time calling her blonde doctor I think right,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: or no, oh, I think he I think he called
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: her that before. But um, just just the fact that
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: you know, he cheers her up and picks her up
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: and gives her a ride actually on his uh in
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: his car, Yeah, to the morgue. Yeah. Um, yeah, he's
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: I think he's jumping with her, jumping definitely in love
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: with Yeah, he's definitely. But I think that's I think
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: that spawned from us thinking that Neil was in love
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: with uh, Sarah, And then do you think, Sarah, I
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't I don't think he was, but
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: I thought, I don't know. Shoot, I don't know where
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: it came from, to be honest with you, But it's
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: such a it's such a great storyline between the two
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: of them. How much the janitor is obviously in love
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: with her and she's so freaking needs an ally at
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: the hospital. It just so happens to be the most
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: diabolical person in the hospital, but not to her. He
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: loves her and Kelso it's funny. It was a funny shot,
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: by the way, when Kelso Um is looking at Sarah
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: and telling you're not the world makeup and you see
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: the bangs in front of the lens Chris Cotch director,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: good good, judge and um. And then we learned that
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Kelso's son, this is one of the another thing we're
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: always learning about Kelso's son. We learned that he wears
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: makeup and shaves his quote fund Zone. Also Tyra Banks
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: and was it Heidi Klum, Yes, Yeah, elaborate hole, elaborate
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: plan for those two and j D and Turt where
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Tyra Banks runs over Turk's mom in a car Turk
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: doesn't care necessarily about his mom because he's so happy
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: to be with Tyra Banks. Carla then asked, what about
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: your mom, and Turke says, JD, you tell her, and
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: then JD proceeds to tell her that what they're gonna
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: do is well, first of all, my mom doesn't die, Turst,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: mom doesn't die. What they do is they take her
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: brain and they put it into Heidi Klum's body, and
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: she falls in love with JD and they live happily
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: ever after. And at first it's kind of weird because
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: it's my mom, right, But in the end I learned
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: to live with it. Yeah, bizarre, dude. I was like,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: I'm so happy I smoked me to watch this episode
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: was so surreal. It's great. Like I'm telling you, this
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: is like, you know, you'll find episodes of Scrubs that
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: are not this stoner, weird, bizarre like, but this is
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: one of the ones that has a lot of very
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: silly things, really silly stuff. And that classroom it made
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: me what I remember we were shooting this, we were
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: doing this thing with the class and Cox is teaching
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: a class. I thought that was so funny. I wish
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: we had done more of that dynamic. It reminds me
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: of the Office to show the Office when they would
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: have the meetings in the in the room, there's always
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: so hysterical and this episode that those scenes we're all
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: talking over each other and bouncing back and forth with
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: the dialogue. I thought it was really funny and we
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: wish we had done it more. Ye shout out Johnny Castle,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: shout out Johnny Castle. Was was hilarious. Who plays um Doug?
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: And first of all, I find it funny that the
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Cox is teaching them something about a defibrillator, Like, I'm
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: pretty sure these guys know how to use a defibrillator.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: At this point, I didn't understand what the club he
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: was like teaching them how to defibrillate a mannequin, Like
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I think that's been covered in med school. I don't
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't you try to take CPR every year?
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Like you forget it? Don't you like? Not if you're
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: a doctor doing it right? That's I guess that's true.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know, this thought was, I don't know. I
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: would imagine a cardiologist is I don't know, I don't
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know. We learned that Danny trimmed rowdies and
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: his hairs. You guys have a job? Does she have
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: a job? Which I don't know. I don't know, But
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: j D and Danny are perfect for each other. She's
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: just sitting at home, like dressing up rowney and trimming
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: his and his hairs. Yeah a dead dog. Did they
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: ever say what her job is? That? I remember they didn't,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: but don't you. But I also believe that I like
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: as much as he's in love. This is this is
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: what she was also saying, like she's perfect for him
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: if you listen to what she does. She told people, hey,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: bring toilet paper if you come over, like all of
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: the things that JD needs in she's almost exactly like him,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: and he can't see it because he's so in love
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: with Elliott he's blind to it. How funny is another
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: super stone or silly thing? And when I mentioned my
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: scarf collection, and then I look at her scarf and
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: I go, ohau she because I left my cell phone
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: on and that's how she hurt. And that's how Turk
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: heard about my scarf collection. Oh oh, that's a gift,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: my stupid, silly celebratory dance. And then going back to
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: the and then turning sad and then celebrating. He really
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: was so not in there. He just liked they just
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: he just liked sex with her. I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: you had no feelings for her, which is crazy because
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: she seemed like she was great. Yeah, the character seemed
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: like a good match. But as you said, I love
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Trump sault. Yeah over everything. It's hard to say that word.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: All right, let's bring you. Let's get the guest. Yeah, okay,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: we have a guest for you. Everybody very exciting here
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: at Fake Doctor's Real Friends. I'm very excited as well.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Really are you do you know something I don't know? Oh, Bellamy,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Oh gosh, all day at Fake Doctor's Real Friends. Everybody,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: beautiful people, beautiful people. Thank you, guys. I appreciate it.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: It's so nice to meet the show. It's right, Bella,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: appreciate that. Roy. You got your very official Donald phase
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: on Oprah intro, which is the greatest honor we bestow
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: upon our guests. Tell me my life. Thank you, Donald,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I really appreciate you doing that for me. Man, Roy,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: thank you so much for being a fan. Not only
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: are you a big fan, but you you are always
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: so kind and blowing us up on Twitter and telling
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: all your followers about us. So we really appreciate it.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: We we we appreciate your love. Well, I gotta tell
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: you it's very very much an honor to be with
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: two men who I've it's been a long time watching
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: on the television and in the movies. And it's also
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: a real, real pleasure to spend some time with two
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: people who are in my industry. Who knows exactly what's
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: going on right now? Now? Do you know? How do
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: you know? Daniel? Yeah? Oh? Twitter? Twitter? It's the best Twitter.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: It's the best Twitter friends. Your Twitter friends, Yep, that's
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Daniel and Joel are are coming, Um, like you know,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: are gaining Twitter you know, celebrity status. Um there there
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: there there, followers are climbing. You got to follow them all,
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: um on Twitter. Follow Daniel Goodman and Joel Monique and
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Roy Bell me on because they are good tweeters and
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: people really like them. Although Joel, you said something quite
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: controversial that I don't know how I agree with. Okay,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: let's get into it here we go. Well, far be
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: it from me. I don't know that this is how
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: you know it's a bullshit statement because he started with
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: far be it from me. Well, no, I disagree. I
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: like the New Fincher movie, and I don't think Joel did. Oh.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: I thought it was a beautiful movie. I just didn't
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: think any of the women were authentic human beings. Yeah,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I get you very much. Just there to support a guy.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: They're all like, oh, he's a genius. We gotta just
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: let him go be drunk and a genius that can't
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: have any emotions about it. I'm a lady. Yeah. Man, Well,
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: I encourage people to look at it, even with Joel's
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: christ watch the Black and Whitelis. You know, you hear
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: this about films. You could, but this is the ultimate case.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: You could hit pause at any moment on that movie
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: and you would put that photograph on your wall. It
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: is stunning. Cinematography is so beautiful and um yeah, I'm
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: sure the movie's not for everyone because it's it's not
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: a lot happens. It's basically about an alcoholic writer's struggle
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: to write Citizen Kane. Um. But I thought the acting
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: was great and I thought it was beautifully shot. Amanda
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: Scyprie did what she needed to do. She was good,
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: so talented. I want to centure to cast me one day,
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: what did Amanda syfre do? And she plays um what's
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: the name of the movie star she plays? To look
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: it up? Okay, okay, so wait, what is it that
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: she did that? It was so impressive. She's just really
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: solid performer, like she I feel like Amanda Cyfried has
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: is obviously talented. She's done a lot of great things,
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: but lately she's been doing a lot of like camp stuff,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: which she's great at and it is a lot of fun.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: But like she came in this movie, I'm like, all right,
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: this one was a very serious actress, like what she's
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: doing with that character, and it's hard to it's hard
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: to it's hard to remember that because of the singing
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: and dance and that she did recently. Is what you're
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: trying to say, right, you know, you see Mamma Mia
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: and you're like, this is great for an entirely different
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: set of reasons. No, what she's saying is is the
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: movie reminds you that Amanda is very talented. And I agree.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: I thought she did a wonder She plays Marion Davies. Yeah,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Marion Davies, who was a movie star at the time,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: who was married to um Hurst. Yes, yeah, Okay, anyway,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: check it out everybody. I recommend it. Roy, you are
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: on a nationally syndicated radio show, not a podcast. I
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: was corrected. Uh well, uh, there have been some changes
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: to that. Uh so Dan's contract with ESPN. Mutually it's
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: been put So when the first is this the first
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: exclusive on Thursday and all the rags in the media.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: So no, it's an exclusive, an exclusive exclusive. Roy, don't
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: ruin our exclusive. We love our ruin. It's inclusive. This
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: is an exclusive from Roy Bell. Let me go ahead, Roy,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: go ahead, Roy right, Roy, give us give our listeners
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: the exclusive only on fake doctor's girlfriends. So Danny ESPN
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: have mutually agreed the point ways. Our final ESPN show
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: will be January fourth, and you can catch us they're
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: on out well you normally would catch us on podcasts
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: wherever you get your podcasts on January fit. What's the
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: name of the show, Roy, that's the Dan Love with
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Todd Show with Stugats. Now I know nothing about sports, Roy,
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: you probably know from listening to the podcast. Um, but
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: but Bill Lawrence, who if there's a venn diagram of
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: both of our lives, it overlaps with Bill Lawrence, who
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: loves being on Your Guys show, and he says, it's
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: a lot like this, except instead of rambling a nonsense
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: and occasionally talking about scrubs, you guys talk about sports.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: That's right. And partially why I'm here is I am
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: here to convince Zach to listen to our show, okay,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: And the reason why I'm here to do that is
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: because Zach is not a sports fan. And if you
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: are not a sports fan, all show is for you, okay,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: because we make fun of sports, all right, But but
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: but are you Are you guys gonna reference people that
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: I won't know. They'll be like, oh my god, Jim
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Jim Simpson and that dunk Lass night, and I will
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: be like, I didn't see the dunk who dunk Big
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Big Jim Simpson, Big Jim, Big Jim Simpson. D stuff
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: like athletes that can plants like three rollins and Eric
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: flowers and stuff like that. So okay, yeah we do
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: three rollant. Yeah yeah, tree is a plant. Tree is
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: a plant. Oh I thought you I thought you were
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: saying three rollins like snipped plants, like he thought he
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: thought you were saying smokes plants. Donald Focus, Okay, Okay,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Roy before you got on. Donald revealed to our listeners
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: that it wasn't it wasn't a big reveal. On most shows,
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: he's only mildly high, but today he's decided to be
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: very high. So just figured of you. That's very good.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: You deserved to be high, and you are deserving, sir,
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: You are deserving. This is also the first time I
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: get to look at the closet. This is really nice. Yes,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: I don't got shit and the like, I got some
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: fly stuff in here. It's just you know, you got
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: more than I do I can use. So all right, Roy,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: do you have a question for any of us? Um?
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's the one thing I didn't really think of. Okay,
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: have a question. It could be for Daniel or Joel
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: if you want, because no one really asked them questions.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be scrubs related. Oh that's good.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Well Daniel drow As I said, you guys are in
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: my industry, and uh, I just want to know what
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: do you guys aspire to be as you guys grow
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: into your career. Very good question, great question. Great podcasting
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: is super new and so we don't it's like it's
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: it's an exciting inustry to be in because it much
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: like film or radio and their infancy, you don't know
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: what the heights are, like what there's people constantly breaking
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: new boundaries and trying new things, and we're still trying
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: to figure out, you know, what distinguishes the space from radio,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: and so I think I just want to be on
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: the cutting edge of of that is my goal is
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: like as I explored, like what are the limits of
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: this and just testing out new things and trying different
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: forms of podcasts. I think that's what's exciting, um, you know,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: and eventually I wouldn't mind having like a full sleep
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: of shows that are just mine, like I handcrafted, I
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: curated all the talent. That's sort of that's the next step. Anyway,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: we're white morning of that idea right there, you guys
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: put on your web and their long term term goal
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: is to tour all of Europe and the United States
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: and the bus with me and Donald show in New Zealand.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Let's yea, yeah, yeah, the only place where the only
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: place in the world, well we're not allowed in, but
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: if we were all out in the only place we
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: could tour would be New Zealand. Um, all right, Daniel
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: how about you. What will answer? I feel similarly to
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Joel's answer, but honestly from a facilitative standpoint. I want
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: to facilitate, you know, strong voices and getting people the
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: space that they deserve on podcast. I kind of like
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: the idea of being I don't want to say like
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: an well, yeah, kind of like an A and R.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Like I love people's ideas. I love people who have
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: strong personalities and strong voices. And I feel like, you know,
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: I'm at this point, We're on the inside, We're on
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: this industry. We're in this industry. So having a dialog
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: for people, yeah, and you know, being able to help
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: people give their voice to the world is is That's
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: what That's what I want to do. You guys, First
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: of all, I just want to say you're you're selling
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: yourself is a little bit short, because yeah, because I
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: feel like what you just both said you could achieve
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: in you are achieving and can achieve in a year.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: I you, guys, first of all, I you. For those
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: of you who don't recall in our listening audience, these
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: two people weren't supposed to talk. Joelle was our pretty ever,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: Joel was our no. We need, we need to we
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: need to we need to just stress that, we need
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: to stress that. I remember the conversation. So we got
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Daniel and Joel Zach. Are they ever gonna talk? No,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: they're never gonna talk. Okay, good, They're never gonna talk.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Flash cut to now, dude, Thank god you guys. My
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: point is is that we we when we created this thing,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: we had no fucking idea what it was going to be.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: And Donald I certainly didn't think this many people would
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: be listening. And then Joelle and Daniel are such interesting
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: personalities themselves and so great on the on the podcast
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: that we want more and more, and the fans love
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: them and they love when they contribute. And I know
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: when I don't know that answer to that thing that
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: I bet your bottom dollar Daniel does. And same with
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: Joel and Joel. When you did our little recap show,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: you were just so charming and your voice sounded so good.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: I was, I think, you guys, should you can do both?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: You should? You should curate and be an A and
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: R type fellow. Daniel and anyone who has a great
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: podcast idea should slide into Daniel's Twitter feed and hit
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: him up. And same thing with Joel but but at
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: the same time, you should curate your own shows where
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: you're on air talent, because I think you guys really
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: are talented broadcasters. Well, a very a very brief peak
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: behind the curtain. But before everything went under, Joel and
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: I were hosting a podcast together. So what was it about? Uh,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: it's it was, Uh we can We'll get into like
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: a very brief like synopsis of it. Basically, y'all know
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: Daniel loves the video games. You know, I'm a nerd.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: I do the tabletop and the comic books and the
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: movies and the TV um And along with our friend
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: Rosie Knight, who writes for Nerdice, the three of us
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: were just talking about nerd news stuff every Friday for
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: two and a half hours. And it was incredible because
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: Dana will give us like updates on those sports like
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: teams that are I was the sports corner at esports.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: I was your esports corner. It was the weather report
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: for esports. What's happening here? It was amazing because I
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: know nothing about it, but it was so huge. And
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: he would tell us about these like large cash prizes
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: and the drama going on between the teams, and I
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: imagine much like Roy and the people who don't like
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: sports but will enjoy listening to the show. It was like,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: oh my god, I didn't know there was so much
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: like life and vitality and this thing that I'm not
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: regularly engaging in. And the Rosie would come in and
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: just be like off the cuff, brilliant, and it was
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: a lot of fun. So we're hoping now that we
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: have a good flow for COVID and our other shows
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: are good and solid. We can't take off again. Yeah,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: you guys should totally do that, man, because there is
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: definitely a there's definitely a corner for that, Joel. You know,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Zach hit me up and was like, Donald, why are
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: you procrastinating with the Star Wars podcast? Yeah? I hadn't
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: arranged to draw. I had an Internet thank you. I
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: didn't realize that you are. You're like, what are you doing?
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: We're not doing anything you happen to I'm sorry, I'm
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: gonna go off on one little rant. You happen to
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: be in a position like very few people are lucky
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: to be in where you can have you can entertain
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: people from your closet and people love the show. We
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: know that, and we're so grateful to our listeners and
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: and our listeners who have the same level of love
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: for Star Wars that you two are are very interested
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: in an offshoot, because they certainly don't want y'all talking
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: about it on here, so they're very That's not true.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I know some of them are, but
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: they're very interested in this offshoot. And I just don't
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: know why you wouldn't do it. Do we lose roy
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: I think it's Internet may have dropped Royce. Like anyway,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: I'll see what I had to say. Dan left ESPN,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: We got a new podcast. Wherever you get your podcasts out,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: they're not talking to me anyway, anyway, Donald, if you
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: don't want to do it, you don't want to do it.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: I just think, no, I totally want to do it.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: I totally want to do it. I sent in my
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: my stuff. Joel. Joel just always joy. What are you doing? Man?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Like you? What's going on? It looked like no, I
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: am I apologize. This is It was like you got
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: all the information out that you needed to get out.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: You didn't have a question for us. Also, so you
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: got all the information out, you didn't have a question
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: for us, and then you're like, I'm done. Yeah, I
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: have a question for you guys, ask all right, go ahead. Well,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: if there's a Scrubs table read yeah, what Beep has done?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: Or maybe ye? For charity? Yeah for charity? Or or
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: did Georgia runoffs in this situation, would you guys get
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: together and do it? Absolutely? Bill Lawrence has already brought
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: this to our attention. I would like to personally do
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: it for no kid hungry. Um. But I'm sure that
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: I'll allowed charities will be brought to the table. Um.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: But yes, And I suggested to Bill that we do
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: the Wizard of Oz episode because I think that's a
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: really good episode. But I don't know that he'll choose
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: that one. But Donald, um, you've said yes, everyone said yes,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: you know, for charity. Everyone instantly said yes. So we
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: just need problem is that I don't know who's someone
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: needs to wrangle it. I don't know who's gonna wrangle
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: it Donald, I mean sigmy Donald. That's for dangerous. No, no, no,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: the only thing Donald's wrangling is nuggets into that bowl. No,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: you gotta put it in the grind to first down,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: grind it down. All right, Roy, let's fix your life.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: It's time for everybody's favorite segment. Ready with the queue.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: It's time to fix your life, all right, It's better
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: to be a good one, Ryan, because we're very good
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: at this. We've saved a lot of people's lives on
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: the show. Okay, Like I'm already gonna say you're welcome.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: All right. So, as you guys know, sometimes radio producers
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: career can be in flux. And as you heard me
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: say earlier, kind of lost my job at ESPN. So yeah,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: so but I still have a job with the show obviously.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: So what does one do to be able to control
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: one's career future in stead medium? Um, well that's almost
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: a better question for Jowell and Daniel. But you're talking
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: about in in like in the podcast broadcasting medium. Well, yeah,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: in radio and podcasts and television. How it seems to
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: me listen, It seems to me that you have two
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: friends here who are very very dialed in at diheart.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: So if I were you, I would make a list
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: of the things and the shows that most would interest
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: you and bring them to Joel and Daniel. And obviously,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: if you can bring some talent with you that you
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: know has some name notoriety that always helps you. I'm
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: sure you've met other people that you can sort of
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: wrangle Bill. Lawrence is obsessed with you. You could wrangle
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Bill for God's sakes. But um, you know, uh and
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: and and come up with the show. I mean, if
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: I was in your position, I just lost my job.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: You're obviously have a skill set that is unique and
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: not everybody has. Obviously have an audience too, already obviously
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: have an audience already, you have a Twitter following already.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: I would go here are five ideas that I think
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: could be dopas shows that are unique that no one's doing.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Here's some talent that I could reach out, and if
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: they're not co hosting with me, I guarantee you they'll
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: make regular appearances because I'm dialed and you're dialed in
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: with a lot of people in the sports community, I'm sure.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: And then I would go to gatekeepers like Joel and
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: Daniel and be like, hey, guys, can you help me
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: bring this to iHeart because I think it's a good idea.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Joel can get anyone on iHeart on the phone in
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: two seconds. Um, So I would work on my pitch, well, Joel,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: Joel shaking her head, No, yeah, we can get calls,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: can get calls going. The point is is they are
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: dialed and you can. You don't want to waste your
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: shot though. You don't want to phone it in and
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: be like, I don't know, I thought about the fifteen
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: minutes here. No, I would make up like a beautiful
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: pitch document and like have your pitch down so that
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: when you get on the phone with a with a
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: Will Pearson who's our iHeart overlord or whoever it is,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: you're like, all right, Will and you and you know,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: it's the classic sales thing where you're like, this is
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: a no brainer. They may have you do a pilot
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: where you crush it and kill it and then and
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: then you're off to the races. Joel Dan, I'll add
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: something to that. Please, Yeah, do all of those things
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: Zach just said, but then just send email me email
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: you have my Twitter. We'll work it out. We will share,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: but also, you know, share beyond us cover all your bases.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean it's a it's a thriving industry
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: in these covidd times specifically, and it sounds really grenned
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: to be inside for another year. So you know, don
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: the rest of this year getting together and then yeah,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: hit off next year. Ready to go. Um, I'm just
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: gonna say, you know, you have a leg up because
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: you there's a lot of people I'm sure listening who
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: have who might have some really cool podcast ideas, but
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  Speaker 1: they don't have the built in fan base that you
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  Speaker 1: already have. That they don't have access to names that
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  Speaker 1: people that you probably are friendly with you. So you
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  Speaker 1: have a leg up. Go ahead, Daniel. I was just
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  Speaker 1: going to add that, you know, the nice thing about
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  Speaker 1: podcasts is that as a medium, they welcome so many perspectives, voices, faces,
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  Speaker 1: personalities to the space that like, it doesn't just have
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  Speaker 1: to be ESPN owns sports podcasts or x brand owns
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  Speaker 1: the idea of sports podcasting. I think truth be told.
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  Speaker 1: I think everything is underrepresented in podcasting. The only thing
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even going to go, I'm not gonna make
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  Speaker 1: a bad joke, but like, everything is underrepresented in podcasting.
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  Speaker 1: So I highly recommend you take every opportunity. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think I I think I don't think interviewing celebrities is
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  Speaker 1: under representation. I was gonna I was going to make sure,
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  Speaker 1: don't have your podcast be interviewing celebrities. Don't call it
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  Speaker 1: what the Fuck with Mark Marin or something. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on today. By the way, did you know, by
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  Speaker 1: the way of all the zillion podcast for you to
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  Speaker 1: randomly make a reference to, I'm the one you're on today,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on what the Fuck with Mark maron Today? If
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: you're listening to this, it's Tuesday tomorrow, so it came out,
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  Speaker 1: so go check that out. It's actually, you know, a
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  Speaker 1: lot like Howard Stern. He kind of gets you to
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  Speaker 1: start talking about shit you don't normally talk about. And
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  Speaker 1: we went deep. We talked about grief, and we talked
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  Speaker 1: about depression, and we talked about OCD, which I had
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  Speaker 1: as a child. Um. Yeah, he got me talking and
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  Speaker 1: I was just I don't know, I was just my
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  Speaker 1: lips were flapping. So I was really really candid with him.
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  Speaker 1: And he lost his wife partner, um and I of
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  Speaker 1: course lost Nick, and we've both had a lot of
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  Speaker 1: grief in our life in few years. And we went there.
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  Speaker 1: We went there together. So it's really good. A lot
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  Speaker 1: like the questioning that Dan lobitt Hoorn does during his
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  Speaker 1: interview subjects. Yeah he does. Yeah, we call him the
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  Speaker 1: grief eater because he loves to dive in and focus
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  Speaker 1: in on your whatever happened in your life that you
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  Speaker 1: might hit him grieved over. Well, I think that's interesting. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I think there's something about radio that it's different.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when you want a talk show, you're just
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  Speaker 1: you're just saying you're five rehearsed anecdotes that you've figured out,
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  Speaker 1: whereas radio is just you know, especially the great interviewers
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  Speaker 1: like Howard I Think is and Mark Marin is and
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  Speaker 1: you're just sitting there. You just feel like you're talking.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, and I hope we do it a little
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  Speaker 1: bit on this show, although we mostly stay silly, but
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  Speaker 1: of course sometimes we get serious here. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: you just feel like you're talking to your friends and
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, an hour and a half's
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  Speaker 1: gone by, and you're like, Jesus, I've never told anyone
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: in that story, but I just told Mark Marin. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well not only Mark Marin but all of his listeners too. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean, I think it's good. I always say,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we're talking about grief, and a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people can relate to grief, and we talk about depression
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  Speaker 1: and a lot of people can relate depression. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's it's healthy for people to feel like, hey, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not fucking alone. You know I'm not alone? No, Um,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Roy, You're welcome. Welcome, You're welcome, Welcome very
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  Speaker 1: much and welcome. And Roy, tell everyone the jewels that
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  Speaker 1: Oh y b e l L y at Roy Belly
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  Speaker 1: incredible Twitter follow and follow him. He's uh, he's very
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  Speaker 1: funny and most importantly, he's a big fan of our show,
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  Speaker 1: so that's why we really like him. But um, but
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: thank you thanks for coming on the show. Absolutely, and
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  Speaker 1: we're excited to see what you come up with. Yeah, seriously,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: we'll look for some of emails. And please don't have
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  Speaker 1: it be about two African Americans obsessed with Star Wars,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: because that's taken any time you guys would have me,
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  Speaker 1: I'm available. Are you a Star Wars geek? I am
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  Speaker 1: unfortunately not. Okay, you're not right for that part. Well,
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  Speaker 1: thank you about Bill, Roy, that's always got time for you,
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  Speaker 1: do well, Oh Bill, Bill, I mean Roy Roy. That's it.
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  Speaker 1: Dat all right, Roy, thanks, thank you. I really appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Guys, take care of a good one. I
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  Speaker 1: think we give good advice, right, I think so. I
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  Speaker 1: think that's I think that's the best advice you could give.
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  Speaker 1: Poor guy lost his job. Yeah, but he's in a
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  Speaker 1: great position right now. He's not in one of those positions.
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  Speaker 1: There are a lot of people that are in way
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  Speaker 1: worse positions and when they lost their job, of course
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  Speaker 1: because of COVID and stuff like that. So maybe he
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  Speaker 1: got a summarance. You think he gotta you think maybe,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know, but his line of work,
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  Speaker 1: there's still opportunity for him right now, unlike a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people. Well, and like I said, most importantly for him,
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  Speaker 1: he's he's he's got some legs up. He could make
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  Speaker 1: it happen if he hustles hard. Absolutely, Um, let's finish
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  Speaker 1: the Scott Gerber, Scott Gerber at the end of the line,
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  Speaker 1: at the end of the lot of women. First of all,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: JD went to soccer camp. Why is JD at soccer camp?
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  Speaker 1: Although I did go to tennis camp for what it's worth,
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  Speaker 1: So maybe he was trying to try to get into
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  Speaker 1: a sport. I don't know. I just thought it was hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Jordan Feldman, by the way, um went to Northwestern with me.
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  Speaker 1: He played Scott and so there you go. He showed
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  Speaker 1: up and I was like, Jordan, you're playing very funny,
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  Speaker 1: very funny. See No, yeah, yeah, you said you wanted to.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you wanted to be better teammates. He didn't.
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  Speaker 1: And then I say that he wore my jersey as
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: a as a Nike gallon or something, yeah, as a knight,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: so stupid. Then we reveal at the end that that
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: Johnny is not talking to his therapist, but he is
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: talking to his baby. Yeah, and and and that'll do
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: it for you, man. I mean, I'm telling you right now,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: your life changes. And everybody jokes about this, and we all,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: we all, everyone who asked kids knows exactly what I'm
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: talking about. And so when you see something like this
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  Speaker 1: as cliche is this it's so it's it's still it
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  Speaker 1: still strikes a nerve, you know what I mean. I
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  Speaker 1: figured it out at some point earlier on that he
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  Speaker 1: was talking to his kid, because it just didn't make
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: sense that Cox would let down his guard for anyone
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  Speaker 1: other than it's child. You know, yeah, but even in
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: therapy he's very combative, you know what I mean. And
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: there's and and and it's just not in his character.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: And I was like, either, you know, especially we talk
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: about this all the time, not necessarily remembering this episode.
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  Speaker 1: It was like, this would have to be a total
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  Speaker 1: shift in tone for doctor Cox if if this was
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: going to be his character for the rest of the show.
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  Speaker 1: So I was like, there has to be a hook
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: in there. Where's the hook? And I was like, oh, snap,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: he's talking to his kid. Well. I thought it was
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: very funny that he's like, we saw doctor Cox experienced
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: happiness and then he realized he couldn't really do his
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: job effectively happy. That's great, Um, really good, really good.
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  Speaker 1: The end song that I had was certainly not a
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  Speaker 1: Ryan Adams song. Rescue Blues is the Ryan Adams song
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  Speaker 1: that's in the original Um what I whatever. I listened
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  Speaker 1: to on iTunes. M no offense to the replacement artist,
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  Speaker 1: but it was not a jam for me. Um. Well,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: you know, speaking of Jams, I thought, you know, we
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  Speaker 1: could go out with the show. My brother has wonderful song.
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  Speaker 1: Olamide Phase has this wonderful song about friendship and the
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: times that we're going through right now, and how we
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  Speaker 1: can all use you know, the help of a you know,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: of our fellow human beings on this planet. And so
• 1:17:14
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• 1:17:24
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• 1:17:25
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• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: people go to a wedding right and they get infected
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  Speaker 1: and bring it home and then kill like their grandparents
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  Speaker 1: because they didn't get sick, or they got they were asymptomatic,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: but they brought that shit home and killed like multiple people.
• 1:17:59
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• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: being a carrier and killing somebody else. We gotta end
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: on a high night, though I just took it, I
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