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Laughs Unlimited _ Week 1 _ Comedian Jordan Conley · Mic Drop Comedy

• 0:12
  Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to the Last Unlimited Good to Know,
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: Getting to Know You podcast. We have Jordan Connolly in
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: the building. He's in a building somewhere at least. Oh
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: my gosh, I should have worn my Disney ears.
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  Speaker 2: You should have.
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  Speaker 1: Dang it, I've to move this out on this opportunity.
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  Speaker 1: Because I don't wear them anywhere else.
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  Speaker 2: Not even to the park?
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  Speaker 1: No. I was about to say why would I wear
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: them to the park, but I will bet that you'd
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  Speaker 1: wear them to the park.
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  Speaker 2: I have video and picture proof of this.
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  Speaker 1: Did you do that before you had a child? You
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  Speaker 1: were just walking randomly around the park with Disney ears?
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  Speaker 2: We're getting into a lot of personal information. laughter laughter.
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  Speaker 1: It seems very Jordan of you. I can see you.
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  Speaker 1: You would wear them to the grocery store. Actually, I
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  Speaker 1: think it's going to be less time if you say
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  Speaker 1: when you don't wear them.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to say, I don't wear these to
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  Speaker 2: the grocery store. Do I wear Disney stuff to the
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  Speaker 2: grocery store?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, 100%.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. But I've worn my Mike Wazowski and Sully hat
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  Speaker 2: to the grocery store. Do you want to see that?
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  Speaker 2: Of course.
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  Speaker 1: Why would we not want to see this?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, big reveal moment.
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  Speaker 1: Jordan personified.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to take this off. So this itself
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  Speaker 2: is the beanie. Wait, wait, wait. There it is.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, big reveal. There we go.
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  Speaker 2: Mike Wazowski. I have worn this. To the grocery store.
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  Speaker 2: I have this and the mic one. And then the
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  Speaker 2: green one with his little horns on the side. These
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  Speaker 2: are so fun. And it's so warm and cozy.
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  Speaker 1: Right? I mean, it's just like a beanie.
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  Speaker 2: But funner. I have to put on the ears because
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  Speaker 2: it's representing Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, got you.
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  Speaker 2: See, that's why it was a choice.
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  Speaker 1: We have different ears for different occasions. That makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: That makes sense.
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  Speaker 2: In the back is Cruella. That's Winnie the Pooh. And
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  Speaker 2: the Lion King is above that. What's the ones at
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  Speaker 2: the bottom? Those are randomly Easter bunny ears.
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  Speaker 1: I was going to say those aren't Disney ears.
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  Speaker 2: Not at all.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Cool, cool, cool. So you're cheating on Disney is
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  Speaker 1: what you're saying?
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  Speaker 2: I would never. That is all these high quality party city.
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  Speaker 3: That's a party city purchase also these are these are
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  Speaker 3: leslie's will you believe that who knows but i will.
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  Speaker 1: Not ever believe that why would i believe that i've
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  Speaker 1: met you touche i can't even argue um you know
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  Speaker 1: what i was thinking about was uh the toothless.
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  Speaker 2: Jersey yeah i'm not bringing it this time that's.
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  Speaker 1: Because you don't want me to steal it from you.
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  Speaker 2: For people listening uh i wore it last time and
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  Speaker 2: i was like hey normally our typical day is i
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  Speaker 2: talk to jenny she may not respond but it's a
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  Speaker 2: lot of high energy and there's one day and i
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  Speaker 2: wore it i did all of that and then she
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  Speaker 2: just goes I'm going to steal that jersey. It was,
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  Speaker 2: it was just like that. It was, it was just,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, dang. And then she explained her daughter,
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  Speaker 2: how to trade your dragon.
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  Speaker 1: Huge how to trade your dragon fin.
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  Speaker 2: Just kept saying it throughout the night. And you know,
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  Speaker 2: when something's funny and then you start to think, dude,
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  Speaker 2: I think I'm going to get mugged.
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  Speaker 1: It was a distinct possibility. The only thing that saved you,
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  Speaker 1: because I actually really did want that jersey. The only
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  Speaker 1: thing that saved you was you mentioning randomly where you
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  Speaker 1: got it.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, yes.
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  Speaker 1: And so then I went online and ordered it before
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  Speaker 1: you were even out of the building. So I was like,
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  Speaker 1: all right, well, I guess there's one on the way.
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  Speaker 2: Insert.
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  Speaker 1: But if I hadn't been able to find it and
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  Speaker 1: you hadn't just randomly dropped where you got it, you
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  Speaker 1: might not have had that jersey.
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  Speaker 2: That's very true. But also, I forgot. I don't think
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  Speaker 2: it was like a week later, maybe. that you sent
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  Speaker 2: me the picture of like, she's wearing it now. And
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  Speaker 2: I was like, are you really serious?
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  Speaker 1: I told you that day. I know, because you very
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  Speaker 1: sweetly asked me something about, I don't know if you
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  Speaker 1: were asking like a size or something. I think you
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  Speaker 1: were considering contemplating getting it. And I was like, already done.
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  Speaker 2: I was actually going to do it. Like me and
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  Speaker 2: Leslie were talking about it because I'm like, dude, if
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  Speaker 2: her daughter is this hooked on how to, and I've
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  Speaker 2: never heard you mention anything anything else that of like
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  Speaker 2: excitement of like this is the show or the movie
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  Speaker 2: yeah and so how to train your dragon.
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  Speaker 1: She has that jersey she also has a onesie how
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  Speaker 1: to train your dragon onesie that has like a tail
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  Speaker 1: and it has the scales yeah yeah and it looks
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  Speaker 1: like it looks like toothless face like do you when
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  Speaker 1: she puts it over like it looks like toothless.
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  Speaker 2: I have a whoever did you guys ever go see
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  Speaker 2: the live action Yeah, of course. Okay. Because I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: that's a new chance to go see it. Especially now
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  Speaker 2: that she's older. Because I think it's like maybe 10
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  Speaker 2: years removed from the original.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it could be.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Time is irrelevant. Why are you trying to make me
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  Speaker 1: feel old?
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  Speaker 2: I feel old. I have gray in my beard.
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  Speaker 1: I know, which is unbelievable. Because what are you, 23, 24?
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  Speaker 2: No. Literally opposite of 23 if you reverse those numbers.
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe that. I don't believe that. Because your
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  Speaker 1: energy level is... Through the roof. It skyrocketed. Yes. You
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  Speaker 1: have the energy of a 23-year-old. On stage, off stage,
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  Speaker 1: all the time.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to be 63 like, look at my ears!
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  Speaker 1: I believe that. I 100% believe that. I love that
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  Speaker 1: about you. And we are so excited because we're going
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  Speaker 1: to be having you for Valentine's Day this year.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, can I tell you, by the way? This is
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  Speaker 2: really funny. Doggone Danielle... was she was like happy but
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  Speaker 2: like almost upset because she's never seen me do my
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  Speaker 2: hour and she was like you were like perfect for
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  Speaker 2: valentine's because it's like you're not just for the guys
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  Speaker 2: like everyone can like it's easy to digest it's it's
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  Speaker 2: fairly clean.
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  Speaker 1: It's like.
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  Speaker 2: So she was like i should have booked you for
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  Speaker 2: that so She said she's going to try next year
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  Speaker 2: if you don't already do it.
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  Speaker 1: I was going to say, there's always 2027, Danielle. So
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  Speaker 1: possibly a comedy catch in 2027 for Valentine's Day, huh? Well, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, I am doing a full-themed relationship but love-esque show.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's exciting.
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  Speaker 2: I'm excited.
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  Speaker 1: And back to what's really funny is the feature, Drew Schaefer...
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  Speaker 1: His wife is pregnant and like due anytime. So the whole, hey,
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  Speaker 1: my wife is in labor, but you still have to
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  Speaker 1: finish the show might actually come true.
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  Speaker 2: Actually happened.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, guys. So the other day, my mom. Yeah. And
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  Speaker 2: it's just you going.
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  Speaker 1: Right, right, right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You have 15 more minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, my mom.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see you for tomorrow's shows too, right? Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, that's where family comes in. They can watch.
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  Speaker 1: I know. When I booked it, he was like, well,
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  Speaker 1: I want to do the date with the caveat of
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  Speaker 1: obviously if something happens, I was like, you'll still be
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  Speaker 1: there is what you're saying.
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  Speaker 2: Because, I mean, at that point, you know. You know.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, hey, you're going to book me for the show. Honey,
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  Speaker 2: we have to talk.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Right. We're going to go do this. Career and baby.
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  Speaker 2: Same time. How far is the hospital from the club?
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  Speaker 1: Not far. There are plenty of hospitals in the Sacramento area.
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  Speaker 2: Perfect. I will say, though, this is not joking, if
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  Speaker 2: he ends his set going, I'm going to give time
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  Speaker 2: back to the room. I know what's happening. I know
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  Speaker 2: what's happening.
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  Speaker 1: I'll let him know. I'll let him know. I'll be like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Jordan's got your back.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that would be... Because it is really exciting.
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  Speaker 2: But also Valentine's Day, wouldn't that be... I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if I know any babies born Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure there are plenty because statistically there has to be.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, touche.
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  Speaker 1: Also, I think that there's either, you know, there's two camps.
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  Speaker 1: Either you love having a birthday around a holiday or
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  Speaker 1: you hate it.
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  Speaker 2: But, okay, caveat. Valentine's Day, I think, is more, and
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  Speaker 2: this is a stretch, I think it's more of a
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  Speaker 2: holiday when you're younger in love. Because once you're older
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  Speaker 2: in love, I think at least... at least me and Leslie,
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  Speaker 2: we've started to switch to like, dude, let's just chill,
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  Speaker 2: get some good food. That's really it. Because like, if
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  Speaker 2: we buy gifts, the older you get, you realize you
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  Speaker 2: have more bills and the budget. isn't strong and you're
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  Speaker 2: just like listen we got your birthday my birthday we
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  Speaker 2: got the big big holidays let's just do we want
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  Speaker 2: to get a heart-shaped pizza.
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  Speaker 1: And then and then it goes even further do you
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  Speaker 1: want to make a heart shape because it'd just be
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  Speaker 1: easier to make it at home.
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  Speaker 2: And then it just comes out as a circle that
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  Speaker 2: you put a little divot in the middle because so
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  Speaker 2: yeah so it's like so i think at least i
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  Speaker 2: think if my birthday was on valentine's it would be
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  Speaker 2: a cool like mind you you know what the theme
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  Speaker 2: would be every single year right but it's like No one's,
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  Speaker 2: the day is, you're still at school. Actually, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: not this year, because you'll be at laughs.
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  Speaker 1: Right, right.
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  Speaker 2: On the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: On the weekend, yes. I'm very excited, very excited to
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  Speaker 1: have you back. This is, I don't even know how
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  Speaker 1: long you've been there, how many years, it's been a
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  Speaker 1: long time.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, okay, I think I did, I think I've done
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  Speaker 2: the math if I'm correct. Okay. So, I think this
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  Speaker 2: will be, in total, eight or nine years.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 2: In that, it would be like specifically at laughs. Cause
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  Speaker 2: we've done other stuff in between that, but like specifically
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  Speaker 2: at laughs, it was, uh, and this is where I
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  Speaker 2: get a little wonky. It's either two or three years
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  Speaker 2: of featuring or two years of, or sorry, two, uh,
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  Speaker 2: three years of featuring one year of hosting or two
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  Speaker 2: years hosting two years feature. And then this I think
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  Speaker 2: is my fourth year headlining, right? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's either the third or fourth. Cause you definitely, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Definitely been, It's either eight or seven times being at life. So, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We love that. Love having you out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So, it's going to be great. And then this time,
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  Speaker 2: for the first time ever, this is just saying it
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  Speaker 2: for the podcast. So, not the first time ever, but
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  Speaker 2: first time at least for my family. So, not all
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  Speaker 2: the time does Jenny have a future also staying in
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  Speaker 2: the condo, apparently, which is cool. So, this year, my
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  Speaker 2: mom is going to... I think she's been before. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But she's going this year. And she's like, do I
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  Speaker 2: need to get a hotel? And I was like, let
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  Speaker 2: me check. So she's staying at the condo.
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  Speaker 1: Built-in childcare. Because the baby's coming, yes?
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  Speaker 2: She literally said, and I quote, I'm going for the baby. Right.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh. She's like, I'll catch a show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe.
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  Speaker 2: A show. If I want to.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, listen, I've seen you. Oh, your entire life.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, though. I'll literally do shows and she'll just be like,
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  Speaker 2: I like how you told it this time. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Cool.
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  Speaker 2: That's cool. Did you even catch the new joke? What
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  Speaker 2: new joke? Okay. All right, mom. So we just.
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  Speaker 1: Cool.
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  Speaker 2: Cool.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, you know, at least she comes because a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people can say that their family hasn't been to
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  Speaker 1: a show in a while.
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  Speaker 2: Touche.
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  Speaker 1: Or ever.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or ever.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Well, we know you know Disney. So I
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  Speaker 1: don't think we have any Disney in our trivia, but
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  Speaker 1: I've got some trivia for you.
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  Speaker 2: Why not? I'm nervous if you don't have Disney.
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  Speaker 1: I know. Well, we didn't write it for you. We
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  Speaker 1: just wrote it in general.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, just in general. Okay. That's fair.
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  Speaker 1: So it's lots of different topics all over the place. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we're going to see what you can do
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  Speaker 1: with it. Are you ready? We got a little scoreboard
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  Speaker 1: going on. We got your wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Instagram, but it's okay. We can probably get rid of
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  Speaker 2: the mist. I'll probably get them all right.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: Perfect. Perfect. We're feeling good now.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Carlos, if you can take the L out of Conley,
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  Speaker 1: it's C-O-N-1-E-Y for his Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: JordanCon11.
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  Speaker 1: I only know that because I recently put your Instagram
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  Speaker 1: on something. All right. If you are prepared. Question one.
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  Speaker 1: What is the largest organ of the human body?
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  Speaker 2: You know what? We might have to take my name
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  Speaker 2: off and just keep the mist. Oh, my gosh. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: The largest organ. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Because... Okay. Like, we're not
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  Speaker 2: talking trail or the musical instrument. Like, in your body
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  Speaker 2: is an organ.
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  Speaker 1: Well... It is an organ of the body. I won't
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  Speaker 1: say in the body.
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  Speaker 2: The tongue.
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  Speaker 1: It is the skin.
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  Speaker 2: The skin is an organ.
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  Speaker 1: Right? It's kind of a trick question. Look, they started
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  Speaker 1: you off with a hard question.
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  Speaker 2: I dropped out of school. Just so everyone knows, these answers...
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: These answers are going to be so bad, you're going
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: to think you know who I voted for. That's how
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  Speaker 2: bad these answers are going to be.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they're not.
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  Speaker 2: All this hard.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. But we'll see. They might be hard for you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. We'll see. We're going to need to
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  Speaker 1: throw some Disney in here.
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  Speaker 2: No, no. Keep them where they're at.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Are you ready?
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  Speaker 2: Question two.
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  Speaker 1: How many sports teams does California have?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we're in the wheelhouse now. I do have to
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  Speaker 2: do a little bit of math. Okay, so for basketball,
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  Speaker 2: you have Golden State and both of the LA teams,
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  Speaker 2: which is Clippers, Lakers. And then you have the Sacramento Kings.
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  Speaker 2: So that's four for basketball. For football, American football, you
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  Speaker 2: have the Rams, no longer the Raiders. the Rams and
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  Speaker 2: the Chargers. So that's six. For baseball, Angels, Dodgers, Padres.
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  Speaker 2: So that's... Hey, it's Jimmy. Can you see? I can't
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  Speaker 2: see Leslie.
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  Speaker 1: Hi!
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  Speaker 2: Oh, there you are. Go in a little bit more.
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  Speaker 2: There she is.
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  Speaker 1: Hi! Okay, so we're at eight.
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  Speaker 2: And then hockey, you have the Ducks. You have the Kings.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the thing. I know there's more. Right now I
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  Speaker 2: have 10. I'm going to guesstimate that I'm missing two.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm going to say 12.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the answer is, and I don't know what all
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  Speaker 1: the teams are, so don't ask me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, shoot. It's about to be a lot.
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  Speaker 1: It's 21.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Somehow lacrosse has made it in here. And pickleball,
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  Speaker 2: because there's no.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to fact-check that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't think you counted the Giants, the San
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  Speaker 1: Francisco Giants, or the Oakland A's that are not the
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  Speaker 1: Oakland A's, but they are playing in Sacramento still.
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  Speaker 2: You're right.
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  Speaker 1: Until they go to Vegas. So they're technically not Sacramento Athletics,
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  Speaker 1: but they're.
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  Speaker 2: But my guess, because I said 10, I said I
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  Speaker 2: think I'm missing some. So I said 12 in total.
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  Speaker 2: So technically those two. So that means I'm still missing,
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  Speaker 2: what is that, nine more? I wanted to confirm what
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  Speaker 2: other sports. Is it just if it's considered sport, that's
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  Speaker 2: a part of it? Because 21 is a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a lot. But it's a big state.
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  Speaker 2: Touché.
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  Speaker 1: Touché. And it didn't specify what kind of sport. So
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  Speaker 1: we're really giving you the tricky ones here.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm like, we're a big state, but Texas has like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe six teams? Maybe?
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  Speaker 1: Well, they're... I don't know. I don't know how to
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  Speaker 1: justify this.
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  Speaker 2: We're just a popular state, I think.
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  Speaker 1: We have really great weather for sports all the time,
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  Speaker 1: all year round.
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  Speaker 2: Touche. Touche.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: You're not playing football in a blizzard in California.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: And That's why we don't have that many football championships
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: out here.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Probably.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Because we can't play well in the blizzards.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Because we're like, weather? Ew, who does this?
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: When the Rams won, weather was perfect. It was lovely.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Alright, here's a geography one for you. What is the
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: capital of Florida?
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Oh! Wait. I was about to say Miami, and I
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: know that's wrong. I know that's wrong.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: You're correct.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: That's wrong. Oh, I was like, wait, what? Okay, no.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: So it's got to be... Is it or... Okay, I'm
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: going to say Orlando. But if I'm wrong, that is
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: the Disney in me. We're going to lock in Orlando.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Tallahassee.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: That was my second guess.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Technically your third guess.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: But yeah.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Okay. Who? Okay. Who even is in Tallahassee? Whatever.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: I know. It's random. It's random.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: All right. This one. Fingers are crossed for you on this.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I think you got this one. I have faith. Okay.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: The Mic Drop Comedy Club. Big Little Sister 2. Laughs Unlimited.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Because technically it's younger. So it's a little sister. But
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: as an organization, it's bigger. So it's the big one.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: sister Because they have four clubs now They just opened.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: One in Detroit Oh sure it did.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: So the big little sister to Laughs Unlimited Mic Drop
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Comedy Club Is associated with what comedy festival? Oh Big
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Pine I was going to say that I'm pretty sure
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: You have performed that.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: I did one. No, so what happened was my brain
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: was thinking, no, crap. Laughs Unlimited has a festival. What
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: if that's another trick question?
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: No, no, no trick question.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Because they're both, okay.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: That is the Sacktown Get Down. We were doing that
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: for the anniversary. Yes. Nice. And yes, Big Pine was
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: the correct answer though.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: I got one. Got it.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: You're on the board. You're on the board.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: This is a win.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: All right. So how many seasons of Saturday Night Live
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: are there? How many seasons of SNL?
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: I have a base because they just celebrated 50. Okay.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go with 51. Yes.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Yes. Yes.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. We're catching up. I know, right? We need
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: at least two more questions, minimum two more, so I
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: can at least win.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I would say we put all the hard ones on
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: the first couple, but I can't promise that.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Yep. All right.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: We're going to see. This one is now a– I
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: can't think of– whatever. Okay. Let's go with it. I
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: was trying to think of a subject in school, but
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: it's not coming to me. It's not my early onset dementia.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: It would be funny if it was like PE. Social studies.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Social studies. Here's social studies. Name two branches of government.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: You know how easy this should be, by the way?
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: It's not like you said six. You said two.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Out of three, there's only three.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Then I'm already bad. I said you could
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: have said six. I clearly have no idea what's happening. Okay. Judicial. Judicial. Yes.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Yes. Okay. That's one.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: And you said one.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: You need two.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Just clarifying.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: You were hopeful.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: And then There is, I would like to phone a friend.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: How well do you know Hamilton?
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: I don't. I haven't even seen it. I know, but
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: this is like, I'm happy I got judicial. And then
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: there is the poly....
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: If you say polyamorous, I'm going to be.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: To be fair, I was actually going to say the
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: political branch. And I was like, look, that doesn't make sense.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Judicial and the....
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, the other two are the executive... That's the one. Yeah,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: and the legislative.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: I was trying to figure out where the... I was
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: actually going to say secretarial. Oh, boy.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, you were catching up. We still got time.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: There's still a couple more. All right, this is a
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: movie question, but.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: It's not a Disney movie. It is a movie. We
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: are locked in. The mummy.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Locked in.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Ready?
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: What year did The Matrix premiere?
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: 1999.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Oh! Without reservation, he said, I got this.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Movies... Like, Disney's the strong suit, but, like, I didn't
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: really watch that much TV. I'm a very big movie head.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Locked in. All right. How about music? How are you
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: with music?
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Dang. We're, like, here. Okay.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: What was the name of Tupac's first album?
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, shoot. And that's my issue. I don't know albums.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, remember the one that got this on it?
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: And they'd be like, yeah. Alright, name a song from
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Tupac's first album and we'll give you a point.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to get both wrong.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I was trying to work with you.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: No, you were. Here's the thing, and that's probably the
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: one that I'm the worst at. I don't have a
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: great catalog of rap It's not my strongest. I'm going
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: to say, what's the name of songs? I know songs
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: like the song where it would be like, get money.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: And he's like, hey, yo, first off, F your click
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: and the click you claim. I know that one, but
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know the name of that one. That's on
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: the first one. I call it the get money song.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Get money.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: That one.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I know which song you're talking about as soon as
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: you did it. That's hilarious.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: That's a very Jordan thing to know that before anything else.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: You're like, I don't really know rap, but there's this
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: one song that has this hook that goes, get money.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: It fits who I am as an individual.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: I love that for you.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Well, the album name is Tupacalypse Now.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Dang. And I know that name. Didn't know it was
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: the name of an album, but I know that name.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: I've heard it shopped around.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay. I think that you can get this one.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: It is TV, though, but who is the host right
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: now of The Price is Right?
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, shoot. He wears glasses. I know this guy. Oh,
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: and we know that I know this guy.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: That's why I said I think you got this one.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I think you got this one.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. Isn't he a comedian, too? Or is
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: he just a host in general? Because he's hosted other stuff.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: He was also the host of Whose Line Is It Anyways.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's been in improv. Yes.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: I know this dude. Oh, Drew Carey.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: There you go. There we go. You came around to it.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Oof.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, I think you're going to go five for five.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, but this is Final Jeopardy. So you can... It's
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: a movie trivia, so I'm going to tell you that.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: You can wager points.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: So you have four points. Would you like to wager.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Some of your points? Here's the thing. You go hard
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: or go home.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Okay. We're going all four points.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: All four points.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Are you ready?
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: What was Quentin Tarantino's number one favorite film of the
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: 21st century?
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: I want to almost take back everything I just said. Damn.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: I started laughing because I was like, dude, Quentin's only
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: got like eight movies. Or sorry, nine. About to be
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: a ninth. I'm like, that's going to be... And then
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: you said, what's his favorite? Damn. Because that's all movies.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: That could be any movie.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: But is it one of his movies?
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: That's the one thing I don't know. So it's like, ah, boy.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing. If it is his movie, I feel
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: like it would be... And I'm already blanking on the
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: freaking name of it. But the one, the Hitler one.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, what's the name of that movie? It's...
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: I say the Hitler one because it's the one where
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: the ending thing is they go to the movies and
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: then they get blown up. What is the name of
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: that movie? You know the movie I'm talking about. Oh,
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Inglourious Bastards is the one I'm thinking about.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Not that one. It would be... Dude, why do I
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: suck with names? I'm on the spot. John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson,
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Pulp Fiction. We're going to go Pulp Fiction.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Damn it.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: I heard it in your breath.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Well, that's not the answer.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Is it like Oppenheimer?
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Black Hawk Down.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, I mean, that's his opinion. I can't judge his opinion,
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: but I'm just like. Yeah. that's a big list of
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: movies to have to think of. Because if I didn't
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: even think about his movies, my first thought would be
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: to think about what movies maybe won Oscars, but were like,
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: I would have said Gladiator, probably.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, you did a good job naming a
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: couple of his movies, though. So, I mean, you do
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: know the catalog, which is better than me. i'm oh
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: look did you see how abruptly that switched yeah.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: I didn't like that you could have went like three
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: two but nope.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: All of a sudden i can hear carlos giggling.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Oh you can hear me wait here's a follow-up with
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: hatred there's a follow-up question yeah this is not trivia
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: this is just What is your favorite Quentin Tarantino movie?
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: I can tell you now, mine, Kill Bill, all day. Hilarious.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Kill Bill is fantastic. Django is a close second with
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Inglourious Bastards right there. Can it be one that he wrote?
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Or does it have to be the one he wrote
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: and directed? I'll say wrote. Wrote can work. I like
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: True Romance. Because he did True Romance and he wrote
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Natural Born Killers, too. But I like True Romance a lot. Yeah,
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: it's good.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: I want to point out to the both of you
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: that all five of those movies you just mentioned, I
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: haven't seen any of them. All five.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Really? Well, here's the thing. Technically, six movies. Because Kill
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Bill is volume one and two.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Right, volume one and two.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Unless you were counting that. Wow.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: No. None of them. Inglourious Basterds, True Romance. None of those.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: I've not seen any of those movies.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Wait, so here's the thing. We are... We're coming in tomorrow.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: We'll be there probably around like six-ish. But we're leaving
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: later on Sunday. Okay. If we're trying to do movies.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah. I definitely love to do a movie.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Because we got to do a Kill Billers or something.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: That's wild.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Have you taken the baby to a movie yet?
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Not to a movie. Mostly because we're like. I've heard
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: there are Mommy and Me movies you can go to,
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: but we just haven't caught one. Currently, he likes, and
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: there's three things he likes. Pseudo four. Number one, Bear
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: in the Big Blue House. We got him old school
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: out here. Number two and three are on Disney +,
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: but they're the live concert version of Or one of
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: them is the live concert version at the Hollywood Bowl
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: of Coco.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, love that. Okay, I saw that.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: And then the third one is the live that we
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: went to actually at the Dolby Theater of Wicked One
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Wonderful Night.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's awesome.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: He loves music.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: See, he's going to be very cultured. I love that
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: about him.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: And we think he might be either a musician or
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: something doing with music because when music plays he just
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: like sits down yeah and we'll just so i'm like oh.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: That's yeah that's awesome do we i don't know i
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: just said it through everything it's like five thoughts entered
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: my head all at one time do you play music
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: at night like when he's sleeping.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Or no we do we do white noise okay but
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Most of it, like, literally when he wakes up, if
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: you're holding him, because we have a record player, he'll
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: just point to the record player. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: If you're holding him, because he just wants to hear
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: the music. So he is very musically inclined.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I used to play, like, orchestra music for Jay
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Lynn when she was sleeping. And now she is super
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: into music and band. And she plays the bass clarinet
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: and the cello and the.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, shoot. She's doing a few things. alta I think
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: I know what you're talking about. One of my best friends,
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: he is a music teacher.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Contra Alto.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: He plays the trumpet. Also, if you don't know, I
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: play drums. Okay.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Who knew? Jalyn is in Drumline. She is performing on
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Saturday in a competition.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: I will not be seeing you Saturday.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I'll be seeing you Saturday because we have a show
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: that night.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: No, but just in case, because sometimes, sometimes, I think
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: your parents, because you'd be busy.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it's 7 o'clock in the morning, and I
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: might be sleeping through your show, but... Touche. But she
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: also is driving now, so I don't have to... It's.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Crazy. Okay, wait, I'll tell you this, because I know
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: we've got to wrap up and all that stuff. This
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: is my favorite thing that I have planned right now
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: for my kid.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, yes.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Me and my friend I was telling you about, he
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: has a kid. He's about to have a second kid.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: We already have, and this is just for proof, we
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: already have in our calendars... Wait. Okay, hold on. Let
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: me fast forward. Is this it? Nope. Nope. Almost there. 20...
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: On the calendar, if you can see it, it's 2031.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: We have three weeks blocked off for Disney World. So...
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: We have it blocked off.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: And will that be a first trip?
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: No, we've been before, but it'll be the kids' first trip. No, no, no.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: For the kids.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Clearly, I know you've been before.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: But it's like, in my mind, to spend as much
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: money as it takes to go, I would rather do
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: it when they know stuff and can ride rides.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Same. You're very nice because he's going to be five.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah, I waited until ten. I was like,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: you're going to remember this.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: You are going to have memory.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: You're not going to be like, no, I took you.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: I don't remember. No, you're going to remember.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: That's fair. For us, because he's already been to Disneyland
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: probably five times. Because we are annual pass holders. And
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: if you're under three, you get in free. He knows
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: nothing of these days.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: He knows nothing.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: All he knows is sleep, cry, maybe eat food. And he's,
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: he's not going to remember none of that, but no, no,
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: You said we're annual pass holders. Like nobody could have
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: guessed that from the years on your head and on
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: the wall.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: And Tusha. Yeah.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Well, uh, thank you so much for joining me today.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: We are going to wrap this up. We will see
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: you this weekend. Uh, 13th and 14th, Laughs Unlimited, Valentine's Day.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: And I'll tell you, First Show Saturday is almost sold out.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: Ooh, First Show Saturday.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: First Show Saturday, yeah. Almost sold out, so get those
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: tickets because it's going to be a packed weekend. It's
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: going to be a lot of fun.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Nice. I'm excited.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Yes. Well, thank you so much for taking the time today.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Thanks for having me.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Yes, of course. We are. We are.