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MANLY TRAITS | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep:56 · Chisme With DoKnow

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Yo, what's the deal, guys? Welcome to another episode of
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: Cheeseman with Duno and Jakarta. I'm so sorry for my absence.
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: I seen what they did to you guys, and I apologize.
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: This shit will never happen again, guys. Why were you absent?
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: Why was I absent, huh? Because... Why was I absent?
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I have a disease. Mm-hmm. Like Randy
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: Marsh from South Park? The Young Herbs. Chill the fuck out.
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: Herpes is a... It's a common thing. No, herpes is
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: like a subjective thing. You know what I'm saying? It's like...
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: Like cold sore, is it because of the weather? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's on my d * * * because it's
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: cold outside. Maybe it's on my d * * *
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: because I'm a Sagittarius. Have you ever had herpes? Maybe
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: it's on my d * * * because I'm a Sagittarius.
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: What are you, actually? What is your sign? I'm a Sagittarius.
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: 50 to 80% of people have... Well, there's different levels
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: to herpes, right? Isn't that when you get a cold sore,
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: isn't that like a sign of herpes?
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  Speaker 1: No, but even herpes, you just brush it off. Be
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  Speaker 1: a grown man. You're good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, I never had that. That's crazy. That on your
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: d * * * looks wild. That's some Dommie D shit.
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: That's disgusting. That's some Dommie D 2016. That's some Dommie
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  Speaker 1: D 2020 depot shit. That was nasty. Have you ever
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: had that? No, because if you have that, that's for life, bro.
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: Is herpes for life? Yeah, that's like an initiation to
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  Speaker 1: a super gang right there. Once you get herpes, you
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: can just go to Hollywood? That's a prison gang right there.
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  Speaker 1: It's not curable. Why do we have driving cars without
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: any drivers, but we haven't cured herpes?
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  Speaker 2: Our priorities are f * * * ed up in
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  Speaker 2: this world.
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  Speaker 1: I think our priorities are f * * * ed
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  Speaker 1: up because we're giving all this money to Israel, and
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: we still got all these people here. But that's a different,
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: you know, that's a different thing.
• 1:51
  Speaker 2: Hey, do you remember, have you ever seen the study
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  Speaker 2: of like back in the 1950s, they actually found the
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  Speaker 2: cure for cancer?
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then they killed the people that found the cure.
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: Big pharma, big pharma. Ew, you read, papa? I don't read, but. TikTok? TikTok.
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: TikTok right now. Literally, if you could put anything on TikTok,
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe that shit. If it's a voiceover, and
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: then there's pictures while it's voiceover, I believe it.
• 2:14
  Speaker 2: Are you in the trend of the Mexican AI scenarios
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  Speaker 2: on TikTok?
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  Speaker 1: No, but my friend Andres, he has a disease. La Pitrinis? Literally.
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: Is that her name on there? La Pitrinis? La Pitrinis
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  Speaker 1: and Twek. And Twek. I seen this, fool, for 45 minutes.
• 2:31
  Speaker 1: It's just on the phone, and I'm like... By the way,
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: I do want to ask you if you're okay, because
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  Speaker 1: I follow you on TikTok.
• 2:37
  Speaker 2: And I follow your repost, and I go to your repost,
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: and why is it everything about have a.
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: Better day the next day if today wasn't a better day?
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: Why is everything so sad? No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: It's either that or Down Syndrome Kids. By the way,
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  Speaker 2: there's no in-between on that.
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  Speaker 1: How do you turn off when people can see your repost?
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  Speaker 1: You can. You can? That's the great thing about it. Really?
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  Speaker 2: I've been wanting to repost bad bitches just so I
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  Speaker 2: don't forget about them, but then I don't want to
• 3:03
  Speaker 2: feel like a creep.
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  Speaker 1: You just got to send it to your other account.
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: You have two accounts? Not anymore. I lost my other one.
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  Speaker 1: That shit had some gold in there. All along now.
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  Speaker 1: I just go through my DMs. Okay, let's say I'm
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: with the homies. Let's say we're all kicking it. And
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  Speaker 1: I see some real nasty shit on Instagram. I go, whoa.
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: Send it to my other account. If we ever screenshot? Okay,
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: what about this? You can't screenshot. You send it to
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  Speaker 1: your other counsel when you go home. It's like you're
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: talking to yourself. I just go through my own shit.
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: I'm like, ha ha.
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  Speaker 2: You ever see like a new OF girl?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a new OF.
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  Speaker 2: And you want to whack it to her later so
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  Speaker 2: you screenshot so you don't forget. And then later in
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: the night you go to screenshot and then you go
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  Speaker 2: to Google and look her up and you go on
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  Speaker 2: Reddit and you beat it to her shit.
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  Speaker 1: That's like a Tuesday for me. I do that shit
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  Speaker 1: all the fucking time. But sometimes I can't control myself.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have the screenshot. If I'm at your house,
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  Speaker 1: I'll just go to the bathroom, whack that shit off,
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: and then just go.
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  Speaker 3: To my house.
• 3:56
  Speaker 1: That's great. Whack that shit off. You would never wink
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: at my house. No, no, no. Winking at your house
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: is crazy. Get winked in your house? Sounds better. Okay, yeah.
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: If you got a head in my house, I'm not mad.
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  Speaker 1: If you're over here, wink. If you open the door,
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  Speaker 1: real shit, and you and Andres, how long have you
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: guys known each other? Like intimate? I guess so, intimately, yeah.
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: Six plus years. Andres has been working for me for five.
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: That's your boy. You'll take a bullet for him. Yeah. Bullets. Bullets.
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  Speaker 1: More than three? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: For sure. All right. For sure. You're down to fight
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: his family if he's getting drunk, whatever. You said it.
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  Speaker 1: If you open the door, it's 3 a.m., and this
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: is dead looking in the mirror, I contact with him. Wait, wait, wait.
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  Speaker 2: Which one? The one I got with the light or
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: my old one where all my clothes is at? No,
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  Speaker 2: he's in your bathroom. I don't have a mirror in
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  Speaker 2: my bathroom.
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: Is there not a mirror above the sink? Oh, yeah,
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: there is. But why would he be wanking it? He
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: can't even see it unless... No, he's looking in his
• 4:52
  Speaker 1: own eyes. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, he sure is. Wanking
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: it to his eyes is crazy. He's wanking, he's wanking.
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  Speaker 1: Glasses on and off.
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  Speaker 4: On, on.
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  Speaker 1: And you open it, you open it, and this dude
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: doesn't even notice you're here. He's just straight looking at
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  Speaker 1: the mirror. Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly. Are you kicking
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: him out? Yeah, I won't fire him, though. You won't
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: fire him? But he's not allowed in my house. I
• 5:09
  Speaker 1: don't think he nuts in front of you. That's fireable? Nah,
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: he nuts in front of you. Straight fly. Nah. Some
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: of it gets on you. Some of it gets on
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  Speaker 1: your hand.
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: That's like, okay, okay, would you stop?
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  Speaker 1: I used to be embarrassed about talking about something. Not
• 5:30
  Speaker 1: so long ago, you were getting top in my living room. Whoa.
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: If I were to walk out, would you stop? Where
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: the fuck did you get that information from? I saw
• 5:40
  Speaker 1: it in my re-camera. Whoa, that's like months ago. No,
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  Speaker 1: this was two months ago. Two months ago. No, a
• 5:46
  Speaker 1: month ago. Bitch, don't lie. Two and a half.
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay. Because I don't have a towel up there.
• 5:51
  Speaker 2: It's not like you have a towel or a blanket
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  Speaker 2: in my living room. Because you know how white people,
• 5:55
  Speaker 2: they have that blanket that goes in their couch just
• 5:58
  Speaker 2: in case they're laying down and watching TV? That's like
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: a thing, right? We're all pretty poor in here.
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  Speaker 3: When we go to Airbnbs, they have it in the
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  Speaker 3: side of the couch.
• 6:06
  Speaker 2: The throw pillow. For the only person with a two-household...
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  Speaker 2: Two-parent household? Two-parent household with good money. Do you guys
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  Speaker 2: have a blanket on your couch?
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: Do you have blankets on your couch?
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  Speaker 2: Like a little blanket just to lay down if you
• 6:24
  Speaker 2: get cold.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's fancy shit, right? That's some shit. Okay. I
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: have that too. No, you don't. I've been in your house.
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  Speaker 1: I have pillows on my... You're poor, fool. No, you
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  Speaker 1: have pillows. Oh, bitch. I'm not poor. Okay. I've left that.
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: I take Ubers everywhere. I don't even... I do designer
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  Speaker 1: drugs only. No, you don't. I.
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  Speaker 3: Andrea had a complaint. She said that she's tired of
• 6:43
  Speaker 3: picking you up.
• 6:44
  Speaker 1: You're tired of picking me up, but you're getting paid
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  Speaker 1: for this. Okay, stop. Let's not deflect from the conversation
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  Speaker 1: we're having. Yeah, then tell them. I'm with you, dog.
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: This is our show.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so rich people, unlike us, we're all pretty poor.
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  Speaker 1: We grew up in poor. I do. Don't lie, though.
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  Speaker 1: I do have a throw pillow. There's three pillows. No, no.
• 6:58
  Speaker 1: You have pillows. You don't have the blanket I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: I do. I brought it at the gas station. I
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: brought it. Papa, Papa. What I'm saying is, this is
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: a blanket that goes with the design of your house. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it came with the couch?
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  Speaker 2: You get what I'm saying? Like, it's like, it's like,
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  Speaker 2: it's like, it's like where you have, where there's hardware
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  Speaker 2: in your, okay, point is, point is, I don't have
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  Speaker 2: that in my couch.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. Right? So if I would have walked
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: out and she's going crazy and you're, she's giving you
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: that top, right? Are you stopping or what are you doing?
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: I'm in the zone, bro. Because there's no way you're like,
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: are you holding it there and pretending like your stomach
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: hurts like this? Nah, nah. Bro, I feel like we're
• 7:36
  Speaker 1: close enough for you to know. I'm in it to
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: win it. Just don't be in the splash zone. You
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? Because at this point, you're asking
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  Speaker 1: for it. Yeah. If you come out, you see me,
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: I'm hitting the head and doing my shit. And you're
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: just there? Pops, you're going to get hit. I suggest
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  Speaker 1: you just leave the room. My thing is Wendell. When
• 7:57
  Speaker 1: is it necessary to stop? Oh, if I just started,
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: I'll stop.
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  Speaker 2: One day, Aiden walked in on me, and I obviously just.
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: Jumped up. But he walked into my house where he
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: wasn't supposed to. So he walked into your house.
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  Speaker 2: Aiden walked into my house, didn't see me in the
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  Speaker 2: living room, so he thought it was okay to go
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  Speaker 2: to my room.
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. The logic of children, huh? Fucking stupid little kid.
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  Speaker 2: And then he walked out, and then I went right
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: out there to my house, to my mom's house. And
• 8:25
  Speaker 2: then he was like, he pretended like he didn't see
• 8:27
  Speaker 2: me walk in.
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  Speaker 1: He was like.
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, hey, what the fuck did I tell
• 8:32
  Speaker 2: you about knocking at my house?
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: He's like, it's me, grandma. What the fuck did I
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: tell you about knocking at my house? Hey, look at grandma.
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: Give me that. Give me that. And he had his iPad,
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: and I put it away where he couldn't reach for
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: five minutes. Five minutes. Five minutes? What did he see, though?
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: What do you think he saw? Let's start there. Two
• 8:53
  Speaker 1: belugas fighting for war. Yeah. Two SEALs fighting for the
• 8:58
  Speaker 1: last fish. No, no, no. It was, yeah, it was
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: pretty active. Pretty active. And then we told Erica, and
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: Erica was laughing. So scarred? Scarred mentally forever? I don't
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: think he's scarred. I don't think he's scarred. If he's
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: going to turn 40 and write a book about it? But, hey, like,
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: you never walked out of your purse, huh? No. Never? No, no.
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: We've talked about this, remember? You ever hurt him? No, nothing. Nothing?
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: I'm glad. I hope I, the only time I've heard something,
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: I think I've heard, like, The closest thing to walking
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: into my parents was me hearing like Britney and Denner once.
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: You know? At like an Airbnb. Oh, what the fuck? Yeah.
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: Britney and Denner? I think that was pretty disgusting. By
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: the way, by the way, you know what? They be
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: getting fucking active in there, bro. Have we?
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: I've heard Andres. Did you hear me I'm literally next
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: door like no I didn't hear you I was I
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: was like.
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: You heard me, bro? I'm like, what? What is wrong
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: with you? I was like, what do you mean did
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: I hear you? And he's like a monotone. He's like, yo,
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: did you hear me? I'm literally next door. I'm like, no,
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't hear you. I was asleep. He was like, here, here,
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go again. You were asleep. You were asleep.
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: You were awake. We were going to. He's like, okay.
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: We were planning to do some Ye together. He got preoccupied,
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: and I got fucking pissed off, so I just did
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: a lot of it. So I'm like, fuck this. You
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: want to do it with me? Fuck this. And I'm like,
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: so you're going hard? I'm going hard alone, though. But
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: he's also going hard. But that's his reward. That's his
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: reward after the nudge. He texts me, he goes.
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: Because you didn't hear me. I'm about to go again here.
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: Try to see if you can hear me. What? I
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: don't want to hear you, bro. You're not a homie. No.
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: Because my thing is, because my thing is, like, your
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: fool's girls are little sluts. Like, little sluts. Like, like.
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: Whose girls? Your fool's, like, the girls.
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: Y'all boning, like, on the regular, they're a f * * *
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: ing fool. So why don't you guys treat them like
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: you're going to sniff that shit off their ass?
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: Right? Because she's a fucking whore. I don't know what
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: the fuck goes on in that bitch's ass. It could
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: be a little party in that shit, bro. What I'm
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: saying is with the s * * tbags, you could
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: do shit like, hey, sniff it off my dick. You
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: feel like I'm going to do shit like that? Bro,
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: I don't have enough dick for bitches to sniff off.
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: What are they going to sniff? Above was a quick dive.
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: Wait, Andres, you've never been like, hey, just bend over,
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: put the fucking sack in, get cracking?
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: Nah. Nah. Hey, bro, we're pretty clean with our drugs, bro. No, no.
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: I don't think he's putting it on her ass and
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: causing her over from the next room. I would hope not.
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: But you feel like, what's the fun of doing the
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: drug you guys do and then not having to enjoy
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: it with it?
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: Low key, I'm enjoying it just knowing that this was
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: tweaked out too. Swear to you. I'd be like, hey,
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: that's crazy. I'd be like, bro, I can't even feel shit.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, God. Wait, wait, you guys are texting
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: each other? Yeah.
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: Low key, we text a lot. He'll put it under
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: the door.
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: I'll take it.
• 11:42
  Speaker 3: I'll let him know it's right here next to the door.
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: Well, so would you. Why not just do it? He
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: doesn't want to go to the room. I like. Why
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: do you? Don't do that. I like how no matter what,
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: we're not even in an Airbnb or whatever. Me and
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: this were always next to each other. Did you guys
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: purposely do that so my room was next to his? No.
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: No.
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: We know when it gets dark, you get scared, and
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: he's the only one that allows you to sleep with him.
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: G-shit. So I think it just sets up like that.
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying is, wait, so when you start doing
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: this and you guys got biddies, why don't you guys
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: just do like a double day vibes?
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: Oh. Bro, I be doing this with my dick out
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: and everything. I don't want this to catch a glance
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: of the... That's weird.
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: That's like us having a bottle and us three of
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: us in separate rooms and then just taking a swing
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: and then me just watching my own shit while you're
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: doing like.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: That's weird. That's not like you said double date.
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: That's somebody that's just there to like.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But isn't it... That's just what? It's like a
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: cum rack. A cum rack. A cum rack is crazy. Wait.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: That's just a fucking slut, homie. That's just a landing zone.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: That's just a fucking... That's a dumpster right there. Wait,
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: I thought... Oh, I'm so sorry.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: Wait, I thought the goal of Yufu's bumping it was
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: that Yufu's were like... That's part of your guy's like.
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: Like vibing. That's part of your... No, no, no. We
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: should be chilling. I could do... We'd do it together,
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: but it's weird. It's weird. Yeah, I don't know.
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: But that's the only drug you could do it with.
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: You can't be off of... Like weed and just get faded.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: It's not like you grab the blunt and go to
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: your room.
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: Hit it twice. Oh, but it's not constant. We're not
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: hitting it every two seconds. We hit it once, 30 minutes,
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: I'll see you in 30 or something. Oh.
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my thing is, I thought you two were like,
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: because you're fucking your comrade, doesn't it?
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. That's what he called me. That is
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: fucking disgusting. But she don't judge you for it. Nah.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: And then what about your cum rag? I don't have one.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: I promise you, I don't have one. No, I'm talking
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: about Manuela. A little bit. But your cum rag? Bro,
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: you're OD crazy right now. And already women of the
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: internet hate us so much. The one at the Novo? Okay,
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: the one at the Novo, the one for the weekend?
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: Your cum rag? You're bugging the fuck out. She's cool
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: with it because she does it with you. I know
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: who you're talking about. It wasn't like that, but she
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: doesn't do it.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: I've literally heard you- No, no, she doesn't do it. Okay,
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: so she don't do it. But she don't judge you
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: for it because she's.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: A cum rag. I'm a grown ass man. I do
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: what the fuck I want. Okay, what I'm saying is-
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: And dude, why do you keep calling- Yeah, why do
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: you keep calling women cum rags? No, no, you guys
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: can know. I didn't say all women. The girls that
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: are boning you fools that are not your girls, they're
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: cum rags. Bro, that's- No, they're just women. Yeah, yeah.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: You're a fucking different breed, homie. I don't like calling
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: girls that. That's not my thing. And I wasn't with
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: a girl, so it doesn't really matter. Oh, I hate this.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: What happened, fool? You're back with the girl? What are
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: you talking about? Oh, you're such a punk. No one's
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: back with any of them. Dude, it's just, look. Andrea,
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: is he back with her? What did he tell you
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: in the contract? Nobody knows.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: I want to let you know, the minute we signed
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: this contract with Volume, all our personal business that's talked
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: within each other, like if I tell you something and
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: you bring it up on the pot, that was part
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: of the idea.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: I made them put that in the contract.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: You didn't read it because you don't read a lot
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: of the emails, but that's in there. So when they sign, no,
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: there's no personal business. If you don't want nobody to
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: know about anything, keep it to yourself.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: So Andrea proceeded. I tried to keep stuff to myself.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: He didn't tell you anything? No.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: What the fuck's the point of you picking them up?
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: We can't get details and secrets out of this piece
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: of shit.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Getting me from point A to point B. Do you
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: know literally what we talked about in the car? We
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: talked about two big topics, and I think you already
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: talked about them. It was the Lindsay Clancy case. We
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: talked about that one. The woman that she killed three
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: of her children, and then people are blaming it on
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: the husband because they said the husband drugged her.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Am I right? But she did kill the kids, right?
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: She confessed to it. She confessed to it, and they're
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: still lagging on the... No, there was a mistrial. There
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: was a mistrial because the lady took a picture of
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: the jurors. No, no, no. Yeah, she took a... No,
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: it's because one person said she wasn't guilty. It was
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: the home jury. When it's the home jury, they have to...
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: They have to redo it again.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: All over again.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: So they're doing it all over again. Yeah. But she confessed.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: She's like, I killed my kids. But then the husband...
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: She didn't do it. The husband... Gang, what are we
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: having a trial about? She killed her kids. She did.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Postpartum or not.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Mama, I'm pretty sure my mama had postpartum too. Yes.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: She never once killed me. You would not be here.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: She never once killed me. You know what? A lot
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: of people, there's a lot of people. I believe in postpartum, papa.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: But where do you kill your kids?
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: I'm not justifying it. And a lot of people, you know,
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: I saw comments about like, oh, I support David who
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: killed Celeste. Because you guys are supporting somebody who killed
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: their three children.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: That is horrible. I don't support none of that. I
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: don't support neither of it. Yeah. But you watched the video, yeah?
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: The video? You watched the video on LinkedIn. Let's talk shit. No,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: let's not talk shit.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Let's start.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: If you want to start, we can start. I'm not
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: talking shit. Let's start. Bro, what the fuck? We're doing
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: a video. I'm not. No, I'm just saying. Sorry.
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: Let's begin with the reason why you weren't here last week.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Oh. I was watching the video. Wait, wait, wait. Okay,
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: so we're not. We're not. But then Mr.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Cookie was telling me one of the odds that he
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: did some shit where he took out the life insurance
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: of the three girls.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: He did that?
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: And then he went to the snow with the three girls,
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: and then one of the girls was saying that her
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: private part hurt. One of the little girls said that.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: And then that he, like, that when she was peeing, right?
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: And then a couple things. So he's, that's what Cookie
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: was saying, that she took out the life insurance of them.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: And then that she happened to get with another girl
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: right after.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: He's with another woman. And the other woman's pregnant, right? Yeah,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: the other woman's pregnant. That's some dark shit, papa.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: I just feel like, I just feel like the way
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: that you act after.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: These things happen. Oh, and then one last thing.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: For the three kids were killed by a lefty, not
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: a righty, and the girls a righty. And the dads
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: a lefty. They were suffocated by a left hand, not
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: a right hand.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, is this really true?
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: What if she just did this?
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: That was a good one. Fucking sensitive ass piece of
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: shit now. Yo, that was insane. I don't even think
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: that works. Nah. But then have you seen the edits
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: of men going against the women?
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Nah.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: They're like, stupid ass bitches. What about Chris Benoit? Like,
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: everyone keeps talking about Chris Benoit. By the way, I'm
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: glad that for Chris Benoit. What I'm saying is... Only
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: because he killed his fucking kid and his wife. And
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: then that's who died. Bam, that's who deserved it. No, no,
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying is that... If we're going to justify Lindsay...
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Call her, what's her name? Clancy. Clancy.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Then we should justify... For the wish to justify Chris
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Brown beating the shit out of Rihanna.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: That's two totally different things, by the way. Rihanna had
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: a lip on her. You're fucking stupid. You guys are stupid.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: What?
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: He's going to postpartum. He's going through anger management. Bro,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: you know how hard it is? He's like, hey, Rihanna,
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: I joke around. I joke around. I'm sorry.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: None of it is justifiable, guys.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: She can't walk no more?
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: No, because she also tried killing herself after she did that.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: She threw herself from the second floor, and they found
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: her dead outside.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, she can't walk no more? It's the highest floor
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: they have? But she was extremely cold.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: The issue is that when they found her, her body
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: temperature was too cold, so she had been there for
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: a long time, which indicated that she probably didn't do
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: it because she was out there for too long.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, like that woman pushed her? Yes. If this fool
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: gets away with it, is he a legend? Is he
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: a legend? He's a piece of shit. This is the film?
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie, gang. I ain't gonna lie, fool.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: If she killed my kid, fool, I'd probably throw her
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: out the window, too.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Maybe this is like a Shutter Island. thing.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't know too much, but whoever killed the kids,
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: go to hell. The rest of you, if you didn't
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: do it, papa, leave your life and I'm sorry about
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: your kids.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know. 10%, 10,000%. That's my whole thing. My
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: thing is like, if you do the crime, you got
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: to do the time.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: And you know, me and Jakarta support women the most,
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: except the fat ones.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Other than that... Oh, no, no, no. We support the...
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: We're big feminists. We're fat bitches, too. Yeah, we're big feminists.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: I believe in postpartum. I do believe in it. I
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: do believe in postpartum.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like, you kill your kids off that shit.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: It's a crazy thing. Andrea, we're talking about it, right?
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: We're talking about that, right, Andrea? Andrea, you've had children.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Did you ever have postpartum? No. I didn't.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: It wasn't that.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I was exhausted. I was tired. But it's because your
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: BD was there to support you? Yeah, he was.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: From what I'm seeing, from what Cookie's seeing, was that
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Martin gives Cookie her time to relax.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: And go to the gym. Have you seen Martin? Martin
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: is fucking a cookie.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: She goes out with her friends.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, enjoy yourself. I got the kid.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: But my brother-in-law's already calm in general.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: He's a pothead. He just wants to be there, but
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: I'm seeing that.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: She was telling me that her cousin said that her
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: postpartum was pretty bad, where she was holding the baby,
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: and she'll be like, what if I just let it go?
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: That's like a real thing. I didn't know that was
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: a real thing. That's scary.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Where the parent will be holding the baby, and I'm like,
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: let it go. Have you ever seen a pregnant girl,
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: and you're like, damn, what if I just kick her.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: In the stomach? No, I see old people, and I go, whoa, what? What?
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: That's what you said? No. You even think of shit
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: like that? No, I do be seeing old people with
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: a hunchback, and I just want to fix it. No,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: that's crazy as fuck. I see old people, and I go,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: this was too chill. What if I go behind him,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: and I go- Or, like, when I see small women
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: with really big dogs, and, like, they're just, like, letting loose,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: and they're just kicking it, I could really go up
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: to the dog and go, and, like, really rile that
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: fool up. And that fool could just jump, and, bitch,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: you'll be done. Like, people need to understand that.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Well, you've never seen a lady with a hunchback, and
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: you're like, what if I just lay her down on
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: the floor and then just put her back straight?
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think about laying old women down on
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: the floor when I see them on the streets. Ooh.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: But I'm saying if an old lady's walking and she
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: has a bitch hunchback, that's because her posture's bad. What
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: if you fix the posture, papa?
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: How do you fix the posture? Put something right up
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: in her butt? No. See?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: I was going through being a chiropractor.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: You're going... I don't even know how this became my life.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Why do I think these certain things, you know?
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: You're the one... I think I need a... And what
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: is the oldest you'll smash?
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I don't think there's a... Nah, there's an age limit, fool. Sixty? 50? 55?
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I think 60 for me. Like a 60, good looking
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: 60 though. Wait, which one are we looking at? Which
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: one are we looking at? Can we go thick? Can
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: we switch to busty? Busty 60. Any specific race? Ebony. Ebony, sorry. Ebony. Ebonics.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Black don't crack. Ooh, what? Smashing every single one. Yeah.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Every single one. Andrea, you as a woman, what's like
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: the oldest you'll be with? Andrea's pretty up there, though.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Fucking 40. 40, that's us. 40? As old as you've done, 40?
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: But I'm, yeah.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Damn. Are you 40? 40 is the oldest you'll go? Yeah,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: let's relax with the questions. Yeah, no, I was looking
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: at a... Excuse me? 40 is the oldest? Yeah. 40
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: is the oldest. Hmm. What are certain traits that you
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: would be looking for in somebody? In a 40-year-old. Lately,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: you've been on your older vibes, though, aren't you? Yeah.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Are you tired of the young bull? I mean, are
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: you tired of the young calf? Now you want an
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: old bull? I feel like she's always been on some
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: old bull. No. Is your BD younger than you?
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: He's 32.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: How old are you? 30. 30? 30. 30. Okay. Okay.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: It's 32. But now you're hitting like- 3-0. For like
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: eight years older than you, five, four years older than you.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: It's three decades on earth. Three decades. Jakarta. Well, no.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: That's not even being a dick. That's just for real.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Three decades on earth. Two decades and some change. 26.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: It's 33.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: So, yeah. 40 is your limit right now? Yeah. Four decades.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Four decades.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: But it has to be like, you have to have
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: shit going for yourself.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, facts.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: But what if it's just a 40-year-old with a fucking
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: 10-inch dick and just rocks your world?
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: See, when you get to a certain age as a
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: woman and you have shit going on for yourself, dick
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: is not enough.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Dick's not enough? No. Trust me, because I've never been
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: able to provide dick for a woman anyways. So now
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: it's like, all right, let me just pay for everything. Because, bitch,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: there's nothing here. Oh, so you're like tricky now. No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Is that tricking? You're just paying for everything. She's not
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: paying for a single thing. Wait, am I a trick?
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're an ugly chick. You're literally the definition of
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: a chick. Overweight, lazy, ugly, but with a lot of money.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, guess I'm tricking. Any bitch in the Los Angeles
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: area willing to suck some dick? No, I'm not doing that.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Are you like sending money for Starbucks? No, how the
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: fuck no? Are you fucking crazy? Is it tricking if
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I'm part of everything? These are just dates, bro. I'm
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: paying for myself, yeah. But are you hitting her with, like, hey, man,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: here's $ 10 for Starbucks? Fuck no. You're hungry? Here's a
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: knuckle sandwich for breakfast, buddy.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: What about, oh, girl, you never sent her, like, $ 10 for...
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: She was picking you up, dropping you off. You weren't
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: sending her $ 10 for gas?
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: No. $ 15, $ 20? No. That's practically her putting her input
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: into the date. I don't understand how that's rude. Have
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: you ever opened a girl's door? Hers. Hers. You know
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: how hard it is? I have to get out first.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: I run around the car. Run around the car. Open
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: her door. What? What do you think is the most
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: manliest shit you've ever done to a girl? For a girl?
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Other than beat the absolute dog shit up? No? You
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: guys aren't fans of that one, huh? I like that one.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Wait, wait. During intercourse or what else? Yeah, sure. Intercourse? Sure, yeah. Nah, nah, nah.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: You're going to be a real man. Beat the shit
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: out of her when you're mad. The most manliest shit
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I've ever- What's the most like, she was like, hey, look, look, look.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: And this is just me knowing who you are. I
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: know you've never built nothing for a girl. You've never
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: picked up- I have. I have. You have? No, I haven't. Sorry.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I took out a bed frame from a girl's room once.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Just getting a new one. So I took out the
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: old one. That's pretty manly. You did it by yourself
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: or with her help? With her cousin's help. Her cousin
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: was strong as fuck, though. I was there, too. Okay, okay, okay.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: What do you think is the most manly shit? It
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: was a big-ass frame. You guys can't be laughing at me.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: What do you think? Okay, what do you think? You
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: guys watch your fucking mouths, okay? Hey, what do you
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: think is the most manly shit? Fucking... Huh? Fucking Cedar
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Seniors and fucking... Fucking... Fucking... What do you think is
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: the most manly shit? That I've done? Yeah. Right there,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: the bed frame. Or, um... I want a girl to
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: offer to pay so I can be like, nah, don't worry.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: But lately, bitches haven't been offering.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: What do you think is like, damn, like I'm a man?
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: I paid for dinner. It was like eight of us.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I paid for it. It was like seven of us.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I paid for it. But you did that for who?
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I did that for us when we came back from tour. No, wait.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: You did that for her and her friends? No, I
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: did that for us. You stupid bitch. I'm saying with
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: a bitch. Oh, with a bitch.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Yes, what's the most manly shit you've done with a
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: bitch or for a bitch? Motherfucker, you're not doing that
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: shit for.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Me, bitch. Yeah, I paid for all of our Lomo. Okay,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: what is that? You're with a girl.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: You're talking to her. What's the most manly shit you've done? No,
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: get the fuck out, Jakarta.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: I'd say the bed frame. The bed frame has to
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: be the top thing. I don't really do... What's manly stuff? Oh,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I moved her from one part of the sidewalk to
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: the other? I don't know.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, like in case you guys get kidnapped, you get
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: kidnapped first and she can run?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: If I'm getting kidnapped... Oh, come on, bro. SEAL Team
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: 6 has to kidnap me in order for them to
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: grab me. That is the most manly shit? Andres, what's
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: the most manly shit you've done for a girl? Lay
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: down that fucking peeper, homie. She was getting into her truck.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Her truck? The trucker.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: She was getting into her truck and then somebody tried
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: to snatch her and I got out the car fast.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: And I'm sorry, excuse me? Fucking anti-hero over here. Wait, what?
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: What's going on? Yeah, it was late.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: I dropped her off because she was about to drive
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: to where.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: She was working. Somebody was trying to kidnap her? She
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: was a trucker? Well, yeah. You're fucking truckers? You were
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: fucking a trucker? You're fucking a trucker. You're a fucking
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: lot lizard over here, huh? She passed by.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: You were like this.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: On the road with your dick out? Break her one night,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: break her one night. Wait, so you were dating a trucker? Yeah.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Dating or just smashing her straight pitudo? No, you were
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: dating her. You were dating her. Yeah. You were dating
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: a trucker. This bitch goes across the country. Or like
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: local trucking.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Furthest was like No, it's pretty far.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Well, woman trucker, bro. They only let her go to
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Fresno and back. No, she went to like Arizona.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: She would work in Arizona for a cool minute.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: And then... Okay, okay, okay. So when you dropped off
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: at the.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: In front of her crib, her truck was already there
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: and her dad was there.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: So I earned some points.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: They were racist towards me in the beginning because I
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: was Mexican.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, what was she?
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Water modeling that think they're American.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, the Central American. That's how top of people they are.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Anyone who thinks they're American, they're just the worst, really.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: And then.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: He was right there in the truck already, and she
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: was going out, and then the group of guys were
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: walking by.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: It was by right there. You know how there's a
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: lot of people walking by? by?
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: They were walking by.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: So on the main street? No, on... The main street
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: going up and down?
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Western?
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: And then they were passing by and they were already
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: telling her something but I was on my phone trying
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: to see like, because I was like, where was I going?
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: I think I was going to come here to pick
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: something up. I don't fucking remember where I was going.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: But then I was going to go home so I
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: was trying to see the distance. And then I saw
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: them trying to like grab her as she was going
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: up the truck.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: And I like ran out. Wait, wait, did they try
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: to rob the truck or rob her?
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: No, they tried to grab her.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Like grab her by their waist and shit. Oh, so
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: you saved somebody from being kidnapped. I don't know.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know if they were just trying to touch
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: her or what.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, what the funk?
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: And then I got some points. He was less racist
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: towards me, but the mom was still like, oh, he's dark.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: So you went up and did what? And you were like, hey, stop. No,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I just pushed him. I didn't say anything. I just
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: ran up and I pushed him. Hey! Stop! Mortal Floyd time!
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Mind you, the dad didn't do shit. The dad was
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: just looking. He's got a model. He's like four feet.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Those dudes were the dad's homies and this fool hired them.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: He wanted to see what you were going to do.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: So you go up and you push them. I pushed
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: him and then I tried to come up. And then
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: they just left. They tried to scoff him.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: That's a pretty manly shit. Your bitch is getting kidnapped
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: after you drop her off home and you save her
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: from being kidnapped and sex trafficked to another country by
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: fucking Andrew Tate.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: That's pretty manly shit. What about you, Andrea? What's the
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: most manly shit a man does for you? I would
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: put babies in you. Make you a woman. And then
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: leave you. That's not what happened. Okay. That was a joke.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: People actually think that, you know, in the comments. They're like, oh,
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: why are you guys letting Andrea.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Stop reading the comments, Andrea. I know.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: They were like, why are you letting Andrea speak?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: All right. Who said I dress like that? Hey, shut
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: the fuck up, bitch. Don't be saying that shit about
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: my homegirl. So then what happened? What's the most malicious
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: thing that happens to you? I don't really give a fuck. Ah, yeah.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: That was fucked up. Hey, shut your fucking mouth, man. Andrea, please. Andrea,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: that was the most manly shit.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: I guess so.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Nah, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: That was good. That was really good. That was a
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: good joke. That was a jokey joke. Andrea, nothing? Nah.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: I'd say... Probably dropping her off at the, someone dropping
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: you off.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: No, but the dropping off, I think that's just everybody
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: does that shit.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: In the early, early morning. Oh, yeah. In the early, early,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: in the dawn of dawn. Oh, yeah, that's crazy. Yeah,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: that's crazy. Good guy, good guy. Andrea, look at me. Oh, dick,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: I didn't even make the joke. It was that fool
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: beside you that made it. He's still laughing out that shit.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: What a piece of shit.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of what's the maddest shit I
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: ever did. I think I paid a bitch for it.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: I think I paid for somebody's DUI lawyer.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck did they make me look fat as
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: fuck over here? They didn't make you look fat. You
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: are fucking fat. Nuh-uh. I look pretty good, unfortunately, though.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: That's probably the most manly shit I ever did. Let
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: me see. Oh, this is 3D printed. Yeah, I know.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Can you not fixate on that right now? This looks
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: nothing like you. Bro. I just haven't seen it. I
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: haven't seen it. You did fucking see it at the
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: fucking house. No, no. This is my first time. Because
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: you were on drugs. Oh, my God. Shut the fuck up, bitch.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I can't fucking look at shit no more, bro. Shit
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: got weird with these guys right now. Man, I fucking
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: hate it. I hate it when we always fight just
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: because I feel like whenever we're together and we unify,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: we do so good. How good was the Novo show?
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: It was like water how good we did. Yeah. Right?
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: And now we're over here. Stuff's bad in our backyard.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: You know, we just want to make the front of
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: the house look good. How can we make the front
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: of the house look good, guys? Do we need to
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: talk to each other? No, you're saying the backyard's bad.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: The front of the house does look good. Now we
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: need to fix the back, you mean. Yeah, what he said. Yeah.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: We need to fix the backyard. Andres, you still apologize
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: to Andres? No, Andres. I apologize to Andres for talking
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: crazy to fucking her. It was a little jokey joke.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: I know it was a jokey joke. I know it
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: was a joke. I know it was. The fans know. Andres,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: I just think you owe her an apology because I
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: was rude. And he said it and we stopped from
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: her saying her part. She deserves to say her part.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: So please apologize first. And one thing, let me apologize first. Andres,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry for laughing. That wasn't right of me. Andres,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: can you see me? Andrea. No. Right here, papa. I
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: apologize to you as well. It was a good joke.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: It was really good. It was structured. We have to
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: admire the way the good joke. It was structured. I
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: thought my joke was.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Going to be good about a man making you a
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: woman because he put his dick in you.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Because when he said first, I laughed. I was like, whoa,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: that was really good.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: And then when he said, and then left you, that
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: was great. Because Andrea, the reason it's a joke because
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: it's not true.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: So in the comedy game, we learned there are callbacks.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: There are that was a great punchline. That was a punchline. No,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: it wasn't a part. What is the one he piggybacked?
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I think no, no, no.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah But great joke, but it's a joke joke.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: It's joke joke unless the only way you.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Could get mad The only way you could get mad
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: if it is true and he did leave you.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: But that's not how it went, right, right? Exactly, so
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: then it's a joke right now. You're being like Snooki.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: I In the Jersey Shore, you know when she's mad
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: at Mike because Mike said Snooki sucked him off?
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Hey, I'm Mike. The situation.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: But you know, and then she's like, I didn't do that.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: But why are you getting mad if you didn't suck
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: him off?
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Well, I would get mad too if people said I
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: would suck somebody off and I didn't suck him off.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I'd be fucking pretty pissed. Why would you be pissed
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: if you didn't do it? Because people are over here
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: thinking I sucked him off. I didn't suck nobody off.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Did Snooki suck him off? I think so. Is there
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: any proven point that Snooki sucked him off? She was
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: always on guard whenever Mike and the junior was together.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Can we search that up? Bro, she sucked him off, Wade.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: For sure? Snooki sucked, fool. They had something, right? Fool, right? Fool.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Snooki sucked off Mike. There's no way.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Why are you that mad and why are you so
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: worried that when your man comes around?
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Never, okay, so Nikki, Nicole Snicky Polizzi and Mike The
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Situation Sorrentino. Holy fuck.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Never definitely admitted to hooking up in the infamous season
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: four Italy trip. Though Mike adamantly claimed that they did
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: and Snicky fiercely denied it.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Well, I would be mad. She's already, listen to what
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, fool. You're known to be a whore on camera. Yeah.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: And you're open to having sex with people in the
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: smush room.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: All the time.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: The one time one fool claims. Hold on. What? Why
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: does your bitch gay ass know so much about Jersey Shore?
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: That's not bitch gay ass shit.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: What is this so much?
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: This show is a show of our generation. This changed lives.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Of our generation? Our generation is fucking crazy. This is
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: not our generation. This is your older sister's generation.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: 2010. You were 10 years old watching Jersey Shore? Gang,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? No, I'm asking. You never GTL'd?
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: You missed it, but he just started watching it again.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: I started re-watching it again. From season one? Yes. On Hulu.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: One of the greatest shows of our generation. Okay.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Can we look up in the last 20 years, has
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Jersey Shore won the best show of our generation? Oh,
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: the smush room was the room where when you brought
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: somebody home and you didn't want to smush in your bed,
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: you go get cracking.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: In the smush room. And they clean that regularly? We
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: have a smush room in our group. It's called my
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: living room. As a fact. I don't know if they
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: clean it regularly, but the smush room, fool. Okay, and Snooki.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Snooki's the one that hoes the most, you say? Snooki's
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: also with the volume. I love Snooki, by the way.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: She's probably one of my favorites. She's the most famous,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: I think, out of all of them. For sure. Snooki Polizzi.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Unapologetically herself. She looks like the... I don't know if
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: this is going to be... I forgot that South Park episode.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: That was good.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Can we look up if Jersey Shore is one of
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: the best shows of all time of our generation?
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: It's definitely the most popular reality show. Of our generation.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: For sure. They're broke. For sure. They have seasons to
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: this day that are cracking. They just remade it. I
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: don't know if you've seen. Yeah. They're remaking it. No, no, no.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: They're remaking it with new people. Yeah, I'm not watching that.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Isn't Jer still mad about the man joke?
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: She's not happy.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Among millennials, particularly younger than millennials who were teens and
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: college students with it. Aired between 2009 to 2012. Bro,
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: one of the greatest shows.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Of all time. You know who my favorite was in
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: that show? Vinny. Just so cool. Really cool guy. He
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: does comedy now. Hey, I'm Vinny. What's up, guys? Isn't
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: that how it used to go? That's not how he talks. Hey,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: it's Vinny. Pizza. Jim Toney. They're drinking out of a
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: water fountain. Jim Toney. They're drinking out of a water
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: fountain again. Bro, Jersey Shore was lit, but playing this. Rewatching.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Rewatching shit that you watched as a kid
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: is totally different when you're an adult. You got what
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? You re-watching Jersey Shore now. Are you catching
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: different shit where you're like, oh, fuck. Yeah. I used
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: to feel for Sam. Now she's just a stupid bitch
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: to me. Sam. Who's Sam? Sammy? Yeah. Sammy. Can you
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: search her up, Sammy? Bad one. By the way, none
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: of them aged well. Oh, Ronnie's girl. Ran. Stab. Ran.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: She's no longer with Ron, though. Yeah, Ron.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: She moved on, and now Ron's super depressed and fat.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Ron was fucking with a black girl for a little minute.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Was he? Yeah, one of the twins from... No, that's
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Pauly D, dumbass. No, no, no.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Ron was fucking with one of the twins from ATL.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Fool. That was Pauly D. I know. Yeah, right there.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: See the second one. See the second one. one. Malika Hawk.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Second picture. Second picture. Papa, it was Pauly D. I'm
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: looking at the picture right now, you dumb bitch. That's
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: the girl. See? See? Oh, shit. He was with her? Yes.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Wasn't Pauly? Pauly D's with a black girl now, too.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Pauly D's a DJ. I know. Does he do house
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: or does he... Oh, Pauly D's just... He's with a
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: black girl now. He's not one of the... He's married.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: I just thought, you know, all black girls are the same.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: By the way, there was some badass black women.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah. He does the house
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: music shit. He does house? Yeah. Do you think y'all
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: ever get to work with him? DJ Pauly D.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: I want to do, like, the thing to with his hair.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: I wanted to do my hair like that before.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Bro, if you fucking grow your hair out, because it
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: seems like you're already gonna. No. No, you're not gonna?
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: No.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: No.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: But my hair does grow like that. I could do
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: it like Pauly D if I want to.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Pauly D. I feel like there's probably fucking so many girls, bro.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: There are fucking so many bitches, dog. No, for sure.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, fool, one of the greatest shows of
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: our generation. You can't. I mean, I wasn't huge on
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: reality shows when I was growing up, bro. I was
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: watching like a little bit of MTV, not super duper.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: What were you watching in 2010? Bro, Disney Channel and
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: fucking Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon. I was a kid. I'm sorry, bro.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I remember when Camp Rock was coming out, bro. I
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: was so excited for the release of Camp Rock.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're gay.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: You're gay as fuck, dog. You're so fucking gay. I
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: was literally hyped. You were excited for Camp Rock? Yeah.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: This is real. This is me. I'm exactly where I'm
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: supposed to be now. No, it's because you grew up
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: listening to Lil Rob, Mr. Capone, King Lil G. And
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: it's not knocking you, but that's why you were watching more.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: You were watching felony fights at 10 years old. And
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: do you think... And sending cartel videos to you and
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: your cousins. Watching all that scary shit. I wasn't doing
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: none of that. I was playing Minecraft.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: Before you were watching hentai with your cousins at that age?
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Only Adam. Not everyone else. And Adam ended up being a...
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: So you were a little nasty little fuck. Yeah, at
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: the age of... I started being nasty at the age
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: of like 12. You said you were watching Hancock like
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: at 10. No, 12, 12, 12, 13-ish. So sick, bro.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: He practically introduced me to porn. So I was like, whoa.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: They got cartoon versions of that shit? That's insane. Because
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: I was still into cartoons.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: When you first beat your shit, was it next to
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Adam or on your own?
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: On my own. I didn't need his help anymore. I
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: remember I learned about beating my shit in middle school
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: at John Burroughs wait what yeah you beat it at
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: John Burroughs no I learned about it I learned about
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: masturbation like I remember I was with the homies and
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: they were like yeah bro I just fucking beat my
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: shit to this badass bitch I was like who's that
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: bitch I was like and by the way what is
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: beating your shit you know and then I was like
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: oh might as well try it next day I tried
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: that shit my life changed I haven't stopped since then
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: every single day since then I've been beating my shit nah.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: First one was a blank sorry Was the first one
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: a blank?
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was blank shooting for a long time, bro.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: For real? Not a long time. I got like a few, yeah. Oh,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? You were blank?
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: I don't really remember about my first time beating my shit.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: No?
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What happened? Was it your teacher beat your shit
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: first or? My deal. You remember when you first beat
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: your shit?
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: It was a blank too, for sure.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: It was a black or a blank?
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: Blank.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, blank. Oh. So we shooting a black Venom? I
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: was so confused. Andrea's still mad about the- Andrea, you good? Yeah.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: God, Andrea, what's wrong with you?
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: So, yeah. By the way, I'm not even- They just
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: released the High School Musical. I'm sorry, High School Musical.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: They just released Camp Rock 3. I heard that shit
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: was not cracking. Yeah.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Gang, that ain't a lot of life. When you're watching
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Camp Rock, that's pretty gay.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: For like- I watch movies from back in the day
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: and I go like- Like Justin and Ally? What was
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: that shit called? Justin and Ally?
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, Justin and Ally.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Austin and Ally. Austin and Ali, that was cool. Ike
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Hardy's cool. Drake and Josh. But you were watching Camp Rock, fool.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: It was a movie. Nah, gang. You're fucking gay. It
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: was a movie. Great storyline. Sky High's great, though. Zeke
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: and Luther was great. Zeke just got out of jail
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: not too long ago. He was in jail for five years.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: Look up Camp Rock, fool. Nobody was telling you you
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: might be a little gay. And, fool, you have an
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: older brother, fool.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me and him were talking at the time. Yeah. Nah, gang. Okay,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: press on any one of those photos and I can
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: explain it to you. Right there. Left Nick Jonas. Nick Jonas,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: when he was growing up, made it super cool to
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: have diabetes, by the way. Because Nick Jonas had diabetes
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: and he was treating that shit like cancer. Does anyone
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: remember that? Do you guys remember the song he made
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: about that? He was like, uh, diabetes. And all the
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: girls were like, oh my God. Right? Cool as fuck then.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Second next to him, Joe Jonas, by the way. Joe Jonas,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: if not- Cal Brown has the Jonas Brothers? Yes, you
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: stupid bitch. The movie's about them. You fucking idiot. Wait, wait, wait.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: What about- You fucking stupid bitch. So you're calling me
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: game shit and you don't even know about this shit?
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: You're literally- Zac Efron, what movie was he in? High
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: School Musical? Bro, this dude doesn't even know shit. High
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: School Musical 1, 2, and 3, dog. Come on, bro.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: So Cal Brown is different than High School Musical? Totally different, bro.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: You're a fucking homosexual. I don't care. I'm not done.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Joe Jonas, if not probably the biggest rock star from
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Disney ever. You know what I'm saying? Right next to her,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Demi Lovato. Fucking only person I know that does more
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: yay than me, bro. Literally, bro. She's a fucking demon, bro.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Incredible songs. Heartbreak, Heart Attack, Heart some shit. Sing me
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: whatever song. I think I'm having a heart attack. Okay,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: so who's the fun to write? Kevin Jonas.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: I know the Jonas Brothers. They eventually grew out of
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: the Disney world and became their own people.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. But their breakout shit was Camp Rock? No,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: they had their own show. They had the Jonas show,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: I think. They had their own show. Did you watch
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: that too? No. You only watched Camp Rock? Yeah. No, no.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Like on Disney, I watched like the... My favorite thing
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: was like Sweet Life on Deck and Sweet Life with
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Zack and Cody. Oh, amazing. That's not gay. I don't
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: think that's gay.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: I think you watching three boy bands that every girl's
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: in love with, you're telling me you weren't in love
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: with them?
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Three boy bands? Three dudes? No, no. You weren't in
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: love with them? I wasn't in love with them. Watch this,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: watch this, watch this. It was more like I wanted
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: to be them. Watch this, watch this, watch this. Who
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: was your favorite? It was more like I wanted to
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: be them. Who was your favorite? Hands down, Nick. The diabetes? Yeah. Yeah. Bro,
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: the youngest, dopest for doing that, married to Priyanka Chopra,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: some Indian bitch. Bad as fuck. Dog, you're gay, fool.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, bro. I looked up to these people, and
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: you looked up to Little Rob and Mr. Caponi and Mr. Criminal.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: By the way, by the way, you're only getting offended
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: because you know what I'm saying is true.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't listen to any of that growing up. You're
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: acting like I fucking put in my fucking iPod and
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I'm listening to Joe Jonas or something. I do. Be honest.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: I do believe the Jonas Brothers did have some bangers.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Year 3000 was a banger. Hold On was a banger.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: SOS was a banger.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: Be honest.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Be honest. Be honest.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: Be honest. The one fool agreeing with you here is
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: the fool that gets his two Autobots and Megatron, and
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: then he makes them fight on his, he says, oh, Megatron.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: That's sick. That's cool. I feel it, fool. Don't compare
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: me to that fool right now.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying is when the track list from that
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: show was coming out where you downloaded them on your iPad.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: No, bullshit. You're a fucking liar. No, but I do
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: think Jonas Brothers alone has some fucking songs. They have
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: a song called Hold On. Hold on. Hold on, hold on.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Give me back. No, no, no. Wait, wait. That was
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: a song called S.O.S.? How did that go? This is
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: an S.O.S. Don't want to second guess. This is a
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: life alliance. That shit was a banger, dog. So High
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: School Musical and Camp Rock aren't the same shit? No, no,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: not at all. Two totally different universes. So what's like
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: that scene when they're like walking out and they're like, who? How?
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about? That's called the haka.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: They do that. No, no, no. That's the Samoans. No, no.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: What's that scene? Camp Rock. Camp Rock. Okay, so in
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Camp Rock. Oh, you're gay as fuck. Bro, you can't ask.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Camp Rock. Okay, hold on. Camp Rock. Hold on. And
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: for the white girls leading it, right? I'm trying to
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: tell you. Camp Rock. Bro, can you shut the fuck up, bro,
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: for once? So what's happening in Camp Rock 2, I
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: don't know why I know so much. My girl cousin's
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: probably watching in front of me or something. Camp Rock!
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: In Camp Rock 2, there's another camp that opens up
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: near Camp Rock. Wait, what the fuck?
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Are they also a camp of rock? Yes. But they're like,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: we're better than your camp. But they're like, you know what?
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: You know what? Whoever wins the battle of the bands...
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: That's going to, our camp is going to stay and
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: the other camp has to lose. At some point, did
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: you ever think your camp rock was going to lose
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: against another camp? Guess what? They did. Our camp rock lost.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: And the movie ended like that? The movie ended like that, yeah. Right?
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: The movie ended. Be honest. Be honest with me. You
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: said it? I was horrified. I cried, I think. Oh, nah. Bro,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: you have to understand, I don't give a fuck about
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: what you think of me. You know what I'm saying? Like,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: you already think the lowest of the low for me.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Me being gay isn't going to be the worst of
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: the worst. And when they lost, when... Camp Rock! And
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: when the judges chose the other camp... I was broken.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: And who was the villain for the other camp? Can
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: I see? It was a white girl. Camp Rock! It
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: was a white dude. Oh, so you beefed it with them.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Were you also sad when they lost? Because you're not
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: a homosexual. It's good. She was part of the other team? Yeah,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: it was the... It's like I'm walking on broken glass.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: What song did your cabron perform for them? I don't know, bro.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: This was just a- Nah, gang, you know the song. Bro,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. If you think
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I know every single scene from the fucking movie I
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: watched when I was like 12, you're a fucking idiot. Okay,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. I know certain parts of the movie.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know every single part. I'm not a super fan.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Stop trying to paint me like a fucking weirdo, bro.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: I know this shit so I can get close to
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: kids or some shit. I don't know where it went.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: All I'm saying was I was a fan of Bring
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: It On as a kid. I don't know how that's
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: not good. Go, go, go. Say it. Say it. Shabuya. Shabuya. Shabuya.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Roll call. Oh, okay. I'm going to you. No, I'm
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: going to you. You're the fan, right? You're the fan, right?
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: This should be nothing to you. My name is Danny. Yeah.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I got a fatty. Yeah. When I fuck her. Yeah.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: She calls me daddy.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, fuck, man. She's not happy. So you watched
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: the movie? Ready, ready, ready. You watched the movie? My
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: name is Umar. Yeah. I'm hella dumb. Yeah. If this
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: bitch comes through, she's going to get the cum.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: Roll call.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Andrea, you ready? Andrea, go. My name is Andrea. Yeah.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Stay there, fam. What does that mean? What does that mean? Oh.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: No way, yeah? Okay, okay, okay. So bring it on, fool.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: You're watching a movie literally on professional cheerleading. We're bad
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: bitches in it. Yo, those bitches in Camp Rock was bad. No,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: they weren't. If you're a 12-year-old and you're looking at
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: a bitch, they're all bad, bro. Literally. No, no, no.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: These are professional casting in Camp Rock. They were professional.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: If you remember the crime scene where she battled Jesse
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: in Crenshaw. I like Bring It On. What I'm saying
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: is Camp Rock is way gayer than Bring It On.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: I agree. One's a children's movie, one's not. But I
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: was a child when I watched Camp Rock. But what
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, I never watched Camp Rock as a kid. Yeah.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Do you get what I'm saying? I watched it as
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: a kid. Like as a young boy? I haven't watched
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: it as an adult. I hope you know that.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: You just said you watched the third one. No, I
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: said I haven't watched the third one. But I heard
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: it's not good off of reviews on TikTok. I won't
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: watch any kids' movies now. No, there's nothing wrong with
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: watching kids' movies.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: I just want to let you know as a grown-ass
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: boy that grew up in L.A. In the definition of
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: everybody else, you're gay for watching Camp Rock as a kid.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Well, that's where I'm glad because I never cared what
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: everybody else thought of me, but... Boy, is he gay
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: for watching Camp Rock? Nah, that's No, no. Were you
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: watching Camp Rock? Nah, but I was watching Big Time Rush.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: I was watching Big Time Rush, too. I watched Big
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Time Rush as well. You literally have a faith only
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: your mother can love.
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: That shit's fucking... I'm a fat Big Time Rush in
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: the gate of me. If I was your boyfriend, hey,
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: I see that. Give me time, you know? I'm gonna
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: be that. It makes you scared to hold you.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Trust in me. Can't you see? All I really wanna
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: be is your boyfriend. Can't fight that. Knock me down,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: you know? I'm coming right back. Fuck. Fucking James Zionist, bitch. Yeah,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: you're Cardinals. Fuck. With a helmet? With a helmet. Why
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: do they have the Mexican guy with the helmet? No, no, no.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: They made the Mexican guy fucking, ah, loco, ah. They
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: got him with a helmet. Isn't that fucking kind of crazy?
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Big Time Rush is fly, though. That was one of
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: the best shows ever. Big Time Rush was like, Gustavo. Gustavo.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: I'm with you on that. Gustavo. Don't be Cali. That's
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: a girl. I guess he currently is Gustavo. No, no.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Gustavo Rock, right? And what's that song?
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: I remember when I was young, I was heartbroken when
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: that bitch left to Europe.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: What's that song? Have you ever had that feeling you're
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: drawn to someone? You're drawn to someone. And it wasn't
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: anything they could have said or done. Andrea, how are you?
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: I hope you're not mad.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: By the way, you have great memories for Disney songs.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: That's Nickelodeon, but yeah, I agree. Is that it? That's
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: obviously Nickelodeon. Is that for when you go pick up
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: the kids, you sing it to them, sing a few
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: more songs? Pick them up where? I don't have a car.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: And I heard that. Bro, I remember watching big time. Like,
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: what shows would you get excited to watch, like, as
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: a kid? When I seen Johnny Test, I was like, oh,
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: this is so dope. Ben 10 was fire. Ben 10?
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: To this day? To this day! To this day? If
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: I find an Omnitrix, it's up, bro. What the fuck?
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: That's the watch. Ben 10 was fire.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, bro, I fucking love Drake and Josh. To me,
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: it was like that food, their room was the coolest
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: room of all time, fool. The way that food's room
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: was set up, I was like, damn, this is some
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: fly ass shit.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Their dad was the local weatherman, right? Yeah.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: And the mom didn't work, right? She did work out there.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: How big was that crib, bro? That crib was huge.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: The crib was huge. That shit's in San Diego. You
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: can go see it. It's in San Diego, yeah. The
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: crib's huge. Everyone had their own room. The parents had
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: their own room. They had a big ass living room.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: They had a guest room as well. Megan. Megan, bro.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: By the way, one of the greatest actors, Miranda Cosgrove,
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: killed that, School of Rock, all that shit, bro.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: This bitch hasn't missed yet. Wait, actually, I haven't seen
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: any recent movies that she missed? I haven't seen any
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: of her recent work. Oh, I heard her say fuck
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: on a radio show once. Oh, my goodness. Look at
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: this fucking woman. Bro, she's done it awful. Yeah, now
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: they be cussing in iCarly.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: You didn't even know how excited I was when iCarly
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: and Victorious collabed?
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Bro, pops. I remember their movies. The rocker bitch? She
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: was the finest emo bitch of all time. That's where
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: I got my... I don't know. I let that bitch
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: cuff me. Yeah. Cuff you. What do you mean? Like,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: put me in a cuff. Are you... Have you, like...
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: And you could obviously lie, but... Are you into shit
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: like that, Papa? Like, you know, get cuffed and... You know? Handcuffed? Yeah,
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: you're fucking... Oh, yeah, your mommy's a little demon. And
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: she cuffs you?
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: No.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: She gonna be two cuffs. She gonna be two cuffs
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: for you too? Not anymore. Not anymore. I tried it
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: the other day. How much do you weigh now? 282. Ugh,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: you'd be pissing me the fuck off. Why? Hey, by
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: the way, by the way, you know in Yuma? Oh, Andrea? Actually,
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: we're going to talk about Yuma. Andrea? Andrea, are you
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: still mad at us? For real? I didn't say the joke. Bro,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: why are you being like this? Andrea, you can't be
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: on a podcast with two of the most funniest people
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: of our generation and get mad. Give me an answer.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: Andrea, by the way, okay, by the way, you know,
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Angel found out he's the fattest on tour, and he
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: was in denial that he had to talk about Narciso's weight.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: That was sick.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: Fool, he was, shout out to homie Angel. He was like,
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: he's like, how much you weigh now, fool? And I'm like, oh,
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: I'm about 280, 282. He said, nah, Narciso, what about you,
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: by the way? Narciso doesn't like when you guys make
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: fun of his weight. You guys have to stop doing that.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: I don't make fun of him as well. Bro, you
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: laughed at his foot. No, no, I just said he
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: looks like the penguin from the Batman.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: We were outside waiting for the table, and I turn around,
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: everybody's quiet, and I turn around and just see, damn,
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: you guys look over, you guys turn around.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Can you just search up Danny DeVito the penguin? That's it.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. No, girl, girl, girl. No, Danny DeVito. No,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: it's Danny DeVito penguin. Just hold on. I get what
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: you're saying, fool, but I want you to know if
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: that's really me. Okay. All right, go to it. Hold on,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: go to images. Go to images. Images. Okay. You're telling
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: me second picture is not Narciso? You're getting the fuck
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: out of my face. I feel you, fool, but he
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: doesn't like it when you know it. I never make
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: fun of his weight.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: So you have to understand, fool, that even though Narciso's
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: a comic, he's still a woman.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: You know, he don't even like that joke, Andrea.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: Holy shit.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman, Jr.: Andrea, you don't like that one? That's hilarious.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman, Jr.: Andrea, I know Andrea. It's funny when
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: she's moving her legs. It's because Andrea's always going like, aw,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: she's hungry, huh? She's talking to a fucking Goliath over there.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman, Jr.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: Andrea, Andrea.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, right?
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: Narciso's still a woman, and talking about their weight, because
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: she thinks she's that girl.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: And by the way, for the first time ever- Rob Markman, Jr.:
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Is Narciso closer to Tyra Banks or Godzilla? Which one? Tyra. Okay, cool.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: By the way, I seen Narciso do his. I'm that girl,
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: you guys. Show that show, Yuma. Get your tickets now, everybody.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Don't wait. He's going to sell out. The kid does
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: it again. He talks about me like I'm a fuck.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Like he touches me. The wonder boy. The kid did
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: it again. Okay, okay.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: I do want to talk about something that happened this weekend,
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: and it frustrates.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Me a lot. I didn't do nothing this weekend. You
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: did it. You've been great. For the last two days.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: Two days. Hey, two days, nothing, nothing.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Andrea has gotten really comfortable, you guys, which is great,
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: because she plays a lot of big roles.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. She said some fucking asshole shit to me
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: the other day. And we were at Yuma.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: The hotel we're staying at, there's a Cracker Barrel next door.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: We are on a tight schedule, and I feel like
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: I'm a pretty nice....
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: Headliner to where I spend money on you guys to
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: you guys eat well. You guys eat good. You guys
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: get treated well. You guys are in a Sprinter, not
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: in cars. We have the same flights, sea flights. I
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: make sure everybody's okay.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, I do. Stop shaking your fucking head. No, no, no.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: I know what you're going to talk about. In this one,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: I have to defend my home, girl. So I'm going
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: to let you finish. Okay, right? Andrea, I'm going to
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: let you speak your piece, okay? Okay.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: And we got a cracker bell. There was food in
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: the fucking hotel. There was literally breakfast there. I saw
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: the breakfast and I was like, I would never do
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: my team like this.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm off for Cracker Barrel. Angel already ate the breakfast.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: By the way, fucking Angel. We walked in for the breakfast.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: No, it's because you said it as a joke and
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: he actually thought.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: It was for real. I said, you guys were on
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: a budget. Eat the hotel breakfast. He started fucking it up. Right?
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: Andrea Narciso in Jakarta, Detroit. most bougie people on our team, right?
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: They can't have nothing as long as it has over
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: 3.5 star reviews. So I say the joke, we're on
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: a budget. And I'm like, you know what? Let's go
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: to Cracker Barrel next door, right? We go to Cracker Barrel.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: We get there. It says 30 minute wait.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. 30 minute wait. I'm hungry. I want to lay down.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: I want to relax. I'm like, Ellie, just go to
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: the diner next door.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: Andrea doesn't like what she hears the minute I say
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: let's go to the diner half a block away.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: We get to the diner.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: Andrea's just complaining that we're not eating at Cracker Barrel
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: because she's never had Cracker Barrel.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm listening. I'm listening. Okay. She's like, we never
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: had Cracker Barrel. We always have to have what you have.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: We always have to have what you have. It ain't
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Cracker Barrel. Okay. Is she not saying that? She said that,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: but in her defense, let me talk. In her defense. Wait, wait,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: let me finish. Let me finish. This motherfucker can't wait
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: to say his piece. Let me finish. Let me finish.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: This is great because I would admit if I'm wrong
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: in any other situation, I would admit.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: 100% I might admit.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: So I'm sitting there and I'm like, Andrea, this is
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: just me being 100% honest because.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: We're honest in this podcast, right? Yeah. Well, not all
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: the time, but yeah. If I'm paying, are you really
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: complaining about what we're eating? No. No. No, okay. And
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: then you can't say shit like, but I'll just pay
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: for my own food because then that makes the conversation awkward. Okay.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: I think, okay. Can I talk now? Okay, let me finish.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: So Andrea's throwing a fit.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: Andrea and Jakarta, Jakarta's already on my shit list.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: So Jakarta's like... Whatever you want. I don't go for it.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: This is already mad at me right now, so I'm like, hey,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: we can eat dog shit if you want. I really
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: don't care. I really don't care. I'm over here. I'm
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: over here. I'm over here shitting it so bad, I
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: never do this because this is his tour, and I
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: offer to pay for half of the meal, okay?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: By the way, by the way, Andrea's sobbing side comes
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: out when she is, and I think a lot of
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: it has to do with you were hangry, right?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: I think your emotions have to do with you were hangry.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: It was really hot.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: You've never complained about food. I've never seen you get
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: like this about a certain diner. Because the minute I said,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: I thought you were like, fuck yeah, I'm down.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, right? Yeah. So, Andres is making a scene. So,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: I'm so irritated. And I'm like, fuck this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: What do I do, Jakarta? He goes like this. She, okay,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: all right, now we'll talk. You shut the fuck up
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: while I talk. Okay, go ahead. Andres, shut the fuck
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: up while I talk as well. Poet, keep looking retarded.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: So Andrea goes, man, in her defense, Andrea is joking.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: She's joking. Yes or no? You're joking the whole time.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: I see it. Because me and you joke like that. Me, no,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: hold on. Question, question, question. Wait, wait, question, question. I'm
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: raising my hand. Yeah. Question. Does this sound like she's joking?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Be real. I want you to. It did. It did.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: It did? Okay, okay. It did. It did until she said,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: I'll pay for the meal. That's the part that I
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: was like, okay. That's my only complaint. Because you were
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: joking the whole time. I swear to God you were.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: The whole time. But until you said, I'll pay for
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: the meal. Hand back down, hand back down. That's what
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: makes it real in a sense, you know? Hold on,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: hold on, papa. Hey, I'm not done talking. Thank you. Okay.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: So then I'm like, I'm like, and this was already
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: fucking pissed at me. So I'm like, hey, chill out.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: And then the people are cleaning the tables for us.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: And then she goes, whatever, I'll pay for my own meal.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: And then he goes, literally, they're cleaning up our fucking tables.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: We're about to sit in less than two fucking minutes.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: We're about to sit. It's AC, hit in, everything's cold.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: He stands up and he goes, you want to come play?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: Fuck it. We'll go to Cracker Barrel. He turns around
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: and goes to Cracker Barrel. I'm stressing out because I'm like, yo,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: it's so hot outside, bro. I can't make that like
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: 10 second walk. Like it's so hot. I'm like, I
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: can't do this. One by one, he starts calling people
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: at the diner that we're at. Andres, hey, fuck that shit.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Come with me. Andres walks out. Guts. Guts walks out.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: I'm over here like this. Then he FaceTimes me. I
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: knew I was next. I'm like this. By the way,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: this whole time, Andrea and Narciso, Narciso especially, they're talking
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: mad shit about you. I knew it. This fucking fat, dumb, Mexican,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: border hopping piece of shit. Fucking sweaty. You sweat salsa.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: You fucking dumb Mexican. I've never seen you run. Performative
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: weight loss piece of shit. You're actually on peptides. You're
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: barely a comedian. This is all their words. Nothing came
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: out of my mouth. I was your bitch at that time.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: I was over here in the diner. Oh, yes, master.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: Where do you want to go? I was scared as fuck.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: I'm on a shit list. So once I get the FaceTime,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: literally I get the FaceTime. The waitress goes, hey, you
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: guys going to sit down? I go, one second. Answer
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: the face off. Yo, bro, 10 minutes over here at
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Cracker Barrel. And I go, fuck, man. I hung up.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: I go, let's just all go to Cracker Barrel. And
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: then they're talking shit more. And Narcisa's like, oh, I
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: don't give a fuck about this shit, honey. Oh, yeah,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: me too, honey. We answer. Andrea starts smiling because she
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: sees all, because Andrea's a shopaholic in my sense. She
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: sees all the shit she's going to buy, right? So
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: then instantly the madness, it went away. But the madness
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: transferred to me. I couldn't get mad, though, because I
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: was on your shit list. But I knew it wasn't
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: 10 minutes. We waited 25. Right? Yeah. The food, though,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: at Cracker Barrel, worth the fucking wait. No cap. And no,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: I need you to say your piece about Duna. Go ahead.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: This is Andrea speaking. I was joking the whole time.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: But we were, so we go and we ask, it's
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: a 30-minute wait. Okay, 30 minutes is not bad. They
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: have a whole store we could walk around. They had, like,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: places to sit outside.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Trinkets, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: I'm like, 30 minutes is not bad, you know? And
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: I had never been there before. Gus had never been
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: there before.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: Well, Gus has never been. All right, hold on. We're
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: going to talk about that too.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: We go to the diner and he's like, oh, yeah? Well,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: I'm paying for your food. Why don't you just come
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: next time with Con and Jerry when.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: They're on tour? Did he say that? Yes or no?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Name dropping is crazy. He did say that. I did
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: say that. Why don't you go with them lame ass comedians?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: That's what he said. And I was like, okay, I will.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: Let's watch Tones. Listen to Tones right now. Okay.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, whatever.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: Shut up, Boxers.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: If the fact is that if the issue is because
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: you're paying for my food, like I could pay for
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: my food.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: Throwing on my face that you're paying for my food.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: Is it my turn? Is it my turn? Is it
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: my turn? Is it my turn? Is it my turn? No,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: not yet. No, not yet. Not yet.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: You can't talk yet.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay. She's not done.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: And then the entire time I was joking about going
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: back because we were already sat there. It was hot
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: as fuck outside.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: They were cleaning our table. The food didn't look too bad.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: There was a lot of people there. And I never
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: complained about where we're going to eat.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Never. Never.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: So I really genuinely was joking. And then me and
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: him had already agreed, like, oh, when we come back,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: we could just go shopping there after.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Yes, I told her. I told her we could go
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: shopping there after. But you had to prove your point.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: And then you were like, oh, you know what? Fuck
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: this then. If she wants Cracker Barrel, let's go to
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: Cracker Barrel.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: And then he leaves.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: Do your daddy voice. Do your daddy voice.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: And then me and Maxiso look at each other like, bro,
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: I was joking the whole fucking time.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: I said it, too. Remember? I said it, but I
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: waited for him to leave. And then I said, oh, bro, weird.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: You were joking around. Fuck that dude.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: And then three minutes in, he calls Andres. He doesn't
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: even have to finish his sentence. And Andres is running
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: out the door.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: Oh! Andres is a little bitch. Right? Hold on, hold on.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: She's not done. She's not done. She's not done. She
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: had a little more work to say.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: Go ahead.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: Then he calls Guts. And Guts.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: Really was like, what the?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: Gus is looking at us. My brother-in-law, who I gave
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: a job to, my little bitch, Stuart Dre.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: He's like this.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: He's like this. He's like. He's like, bro, really? He's like,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: I know we're all going to have to go. Can
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: we just go right now? He's telling us. And we're like,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: we're United Front. We're like, we ain't going nowhere. Fuck
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: this shit. And he's like, bro, I promise you, we're
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: all going to go. Can we just go right now?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, nah, fuck that. You call me, the
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: United Front stop. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll call. Yeah, I'm
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: on the way, man. We all love you.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: The entire time Narciso and I were like, what the
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: fuck is wrong with him?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Talking shit, though. Talking shit. We were joking. Like, I
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: was genuinely joking. It was a fucking joke the whole time.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: I think Narciso called you a drama queen fat bitch,
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: something like that.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he said you were dramatic.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Question. Can I talk now? Yeah, of course. I waited. Right,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: you're backing up the fact that she was joking. Oh, yeah.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: But did you not just say that when she said,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: I'll pay for my own food? That was the ending part.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: That was the ending part. Then I was like, oh, man,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: I can't defend you. Okay, my whole thing was....
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: I don't, I'm the most simplest person, all you ever.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: You guys, we're, and correct me if I'm wrong.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: Well, it's really hard when you're looking for chicken and
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: rice at 2 a.m. as well.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: And I said it first. Hey, hey, do I not?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: What we eat on tour is steak and eggs. Every
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: fucking morning.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Every time, yeah. I mean, we do get chicken and
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: rice if we have the time. Or salmon.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: Salmon.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, salmon, salmon. Salmon. Salmon. I said salmon. I said salmon.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: Two people correct me all the time. Salmon. I don't
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: give a fuck.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 6: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Yeah, who says they're a good boss to themselves?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: You. Oh, do I? Okay, okay, okay.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: Can we agree that it was a long morning?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: It was, and it was very hot. And it was hot? Okay,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: let's meet in the middle. By the way, at the
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: end of the night, we had such a good time,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: and we all hugged, and we were like, hey, guys,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: we all did really good. Why are we always fighting?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: We're not fighting. We're not fighting? You're not fighting, Andre?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Andre and Andres might get down. They haven't gotten down
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: in a while. I feel like it's been boiling up
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: for the last two days. No, but they haven't gotten
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: down in a while, and that's why I missed last week.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: That's not why. That's too fresh. Sorry, Marv. Sorry. I
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: don't even look up Miran. Have you apologized to them
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: for missing out? I did. I did. Two texts. No, no.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: You sent it through. By the way, terrible fucking text.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: Group text. That shit was bad. That shit was bad.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: It was good. It was good. I wrote it down.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: You should have rested. I wrote it down on my notes. No,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: he did rest. He did rest. He did rest. I
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: wrote it down on my notes first, and then I
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: copied it. You did? I put a lot of thought
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: into it. Did you call them individually?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: For what? Bro, this isn't the first time.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: Wasted my time.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Bro, what about this? We've said it a long time
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: too before. Drunk podcast? Drunk podcast? Exactly. So, come on, guys.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: It won't happen again, I promise you. Yesterday, I didn't sip.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: The day before that, I didn't sip. That's good. But,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to lie. Optimus Prime did die recently,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: and I don't know if I can hold it. Okay, okay.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: But listen, but listen. I would say, I would say... Now, okay. Hey,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: you can't be a mediator and only take her side. No, no, no, no. Yeah.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Hold on. Stop. Go ahead. Okay.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: I do apologize for saying, but I generally, when I
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: said I'm going to pay for the food, stop crying.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: I was joking. Well, sometimes what you say, it's hard to,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: it's hard to, you know, it's hard. It's hard to
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: know if you're joking or not sometimes. Right, Andrea? Right. Okay. Okay. Okay.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: Now I apologize. Now you have to apologize. Okay. See
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: what I mean? Hold on. Hold on.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: I apologize for taking that personally.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: That wasn't enough. See? She questioned it at the end.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: See what I mean?
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: You have to correct it if you're going to correct me.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: You have to correct it if you're going to correct me.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: That's like hitting somebody in the face and going, I'm
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: sorry that you're soft. You have to be for real.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: I am for real.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, there you go.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: I really wanted to go to Cracker Barrel. 30 minutes
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: was not that long.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: It's okay.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: But I didn't like the way that you went about it.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, fuck everything.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get up and fucking take off. Take off, yeah.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: Stir the pot. Stir the pot. English isn't the first language.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: It's not his name. I apologize. Don't get mad at
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: me no more. We're over it. No, no. Making fun
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: of me. Let's just allow it. You better pay me
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: a little more. I didn't say anything. He fucking said
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: it and he did. I knew shit. I knew shit.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: Why you had to do shit? Watch your back. Watch
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: your back. I didn't say anything. Why are you starting?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: It's open board. That's why you said video. The video
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: wasn't about her. I didn't even say that. I don't
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: know why you said you did. I did. That's the
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: funny part about it.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: BDO is funny.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: BDO is funny. And it's not about you. Think about it, bro.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: When people say, have you watched a BDO before? It's funny. No? Hey, bro,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: you know for a fact. When did I say that?
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: I never said you said that. That's the thing. It
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: wasn't about you. You made it about yourself. Because you
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: didn't say it. No, they made it about me. No, no, no.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: It wasn't about you. You're the one that made it.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: Because I said B-Dio. I said B-Dio because I thought
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: it was funny. Like, hey, have you seen this B-Dio before?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: It's funny. Like when he says pizza. It's a funny thing.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? But when I say that.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: It's kind of when he answers the phone, you go like,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: do you know? Yeah, yeah. When I say, do you know?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: I don't. Genuinely, I don't care. Oh, Allah. About anything
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: you guys have to say. Oh, Allah. Andrea, you can't
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: do that when every time I say halal, you laugh
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: at it. Yeah, you laugh when you halal. You laugh
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: all the time. No, I don't. Well, BDO, that's not you.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: You didn't make the word.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: I don't fucking care about anything you have to say.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 5: Or anything you have to fucking say.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: I just apologize.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: Next year, I'm actually going to be on tour with
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: Con and Jerry.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: So what? Oh. Okay, shut up the BDO. You're laughing
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: at that one. Shut the fuck up. Hey, guys, I
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: really have to talk about something really real. Okay, okay, okay.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: Are we over? Are we done?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Fuck you guys. All right.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: This is going to be such a long video.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: That's a great clip. Hey, time step, though.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: Time step.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: We're going to go for the video. Time step. We're
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: going to go for the video. What are other words
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: people say that? Pizza. Oh, sandwich. Sandwich. I say sang.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: I didn't know there was a D for a long time.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: You pick a penny. You pick a penny. Pick a penny.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: Pick a penny. Oh, fuck. Okay. Something serious that happened. No, no, no.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: Pick a penny, video. Sandwich. Pizza, sandwich. Um. Huh? Salmon.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: Salmon.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: I definitely say it like that. They always correct me.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: Because it's salmon, right? There's no L? The L is silent.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: It's silent. Yeah. Is it?
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Salmon. Salmon. Paul, were you good in high school?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: Were you?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: No bullshit. It's in English. Everything else. Sorry, what? It's
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: in English. Were you good in high school? I was good.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Was that dick working on me? Was that dick working?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: All right. Something serious happened on tour. What happened, Jordan?
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: What happened on tour? The gut situation. We can talk
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: about that? Yeah. All right. We can talk about that? Okay.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: So this is about 4 a.m. Actually, you were asleep.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: I wasn't asleep. You were asleep. I woke up. I
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: woke you up, dickhead. I was awake. I was awake. Okay,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: you guys. So we went to Yuma, Arizona this weekend.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Shout out to the team. Shout out to Andrea. Andrea
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: killed it. Andres killed it. Jakarta did a really good job. Everybody, Angel.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: Shout out to the city of Yuma. And I didn't
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: drink at all in the city of Yuma. Shout out
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: to Yuma, man. They're always a dope city to be at.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: I've been going there.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: It's my second time there. Bad bitches. It's slept on.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: It's right in the border of California and Arizona, right?
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: You almost got beat up at the meet and greet. Oh, yeah.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that, too. We'll talk about that. So,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: we're in Yuma, right? Andres, what freeway did it take
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: us through? That I'm not used to. It's the one
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: that goes down.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: I forgot the exact number, but it goes down under
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: Arizona and meets the borderline of like, what is it? Wait,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: it's basically the- Mexicali.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no. What is that freeway though?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: Because it's not the 10 freeway, right? No.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: It takes, we always take the 10 to go to,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: it's the 8.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, the 8. The number 8, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: So we're in Yuma. Angel, where do we go after
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: the show, right after? IHOP. I would go to IHOP.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: We eat. We have a pretty good dinner. Those two girls,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: they were staring at me. It's... Takata, can we finish
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: the story?
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you. It was at IHOP. I was
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: just telling you enough. Yeah, okay. We're at IHOP.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: We get there, by the way. Poor old white lady.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: She was all in there by herself. I feel like
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: the other two young fools weren't fucking helping him, them
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: pieces of shit.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: Point is, we're in Yuma. We get to Yuma, where,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, we can't let the show, whatever. After Yuma,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: we're leaving. For some reason, it makes us hop on
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: the eight, not the ten.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: The ten is from up top. We have to go
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: through the 8. The 10 is through the top of Arizona.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: We're all the way in the bottom of Arizona.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're like in the.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: We need to take the 8 to go up. Okay.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: To pass El Centro.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: So, right. Okay.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: So, we have to go through the Bajo of California,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: which is like El Centro, Calexico, Terminal, Mecca, Blight, all
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: these things, right?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: Blight is on top. Blight is on top. Okay. The
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Bajo of California, which is connected to Mexicali.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: We're driving, Andres, Andres, my brother-in-law drove there. Andres was like, hey,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: if I could drive like two hours.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: I got the energy. We're like, cool.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: Gracias a Dios, Andres has the energy and he's a
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: night driver. Andres goes to the back, my brother-in-law's on
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: the floor, I'm on one of the seats, Jakarta's one
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: of the seats, Angel's on one of the seats.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: We're driving.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: Andres is bumping the fucking romantic ass fool. Jakarta's knocked out,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: Angel's knocked out for a little bit. Andres, snoring, guts
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: is snoring, my brother-in-law.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: We're driving. Andres goes like, hey, don't know.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: No, I don't know where I start seeing cones.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he thought it was an accident.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: No, usually when they're fixing the road, you see the
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: lights moving. And I'm like, there's no lights. These cones,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: it's dark as fuck. And then I thought about it.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: I was like, we just passed El Centro. The fucking
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: border check is right there.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I started telling him. I was like, hey.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: He's like, fool, you're tripping. No, I'm telling him. I'm like,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think it's border patrol.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: I think it's like, hey, I thought it was one
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: of the, you're going through, you know, every time we
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: go through the state.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: We had already passed the Cali border. We had already
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: passed that. You had already passed that. So I'm like,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? So I'm like, wait, did we pass it?
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: And he's like, fool, we did. So you fools are
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: still sleeping, but I'm like, okay, I'm not trying to panic, right?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: And we're driving, we're driving, and I see the lights,
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: and I look, and Andres goes like, hey, fool, they're
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: wearing green.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: That's border patrol. I've seen it with the U.S. Border Patrol. U.S.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: Border Patrol. I was quiet the whole time. I was quiet.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: I was trying to think.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck am I going to say?
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: And, Jakarta, what do you always say about Latinos that
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: work with ICE and Border Patrols?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: They're ten times worse than the white people.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: And they're punk-ass bitches that never had no pussy in
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: high school.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: Yes, they used to get bullied in high school and
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: no pussy in high school. Somebody fucked a bitch in
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: high school. And, yeah, no, they're just usually punk-ass bitches. Okay,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: hold on. Hold your thought.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: So we're driving, and Andres is like, hey, fool, they're
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: wearing green. All of us are American citizens. Andres is
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: a resident here. My brother-in-law is not either of those.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: He is an immigrant. Should have taken his ass. I said,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: just wake everybody up just in case they ID everybody. No,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: that's all right. They go like, hey, sir, how you doing? Andres,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: super cool. What's up, officer? What are you doing? Oh,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: what's it called? Coming from work. Let me see your...
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: He's not even, hey, man, good night. Not being... being
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: a culero, the patrol.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: Can I see your license? Andres gives him the license.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: I'm watching this. I'm sitting right behind Andres. And the
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: guy goes like, who do you have back there? Andres
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: is like, what do you mean? He's like, how many people?
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: Andres is like, five. Five, including me, six. So how
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: many people?
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: Andres corrects him again, like five, five back there, including me, six.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: He looks at Andres' ID, California. He sees Los Angeles.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: And he goes like, hey, go to second revision.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: Now I have to wake everybody up. Jakarta, what, what? Angel, what? Guts, what? Andres,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: wake the fuck up. We're going to second revision. My
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: brother-in-law is an immigrant, gang. They could take this fool home.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell my sister and my nephew that
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: he took her husband and his dad. Not only that,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: I would have been getting a funeral. Andres would have
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: got arrested for being a pollero. For crossing immigrants, right? Yeah.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: I would have been mad you guys put me in
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: this situation. What the fuck, fool? Hold on.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: By the way, you're such a punk ass bitch. I'm
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: going to talk about it right now.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: Which one? So we go to second revision. My asshole
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: starts tightening up like this. And this fool's like, I've
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: never seen Jakarta sit up straight. Nigga, I'm like this.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: I'm like this, and I'm like this. And Guts is
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: right here. Guts is, because there's a little pathway right here.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: Guts is right here. I told him, the dude told him,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: get up and move more to the back. Yeah, like,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: I'm like pretending. I put my whole left side right here.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so his big-ass legs is low-key. Me and Jakarta
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: are sitting like this. And the white boy, cool border
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: patrol guy. He was cool as fuck.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: It's a white guy.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: Thank God that it wasn't the Latino who asked him
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: for his ID because that fool would have made a scene.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: He walked. The first thing he does, put the windows down. Andres, listen.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: Put the windows down.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: I walk up to go put my phone in charge too.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: That kind of makes it seem like, by the way,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: it makes me a great actor. Kind of makes it
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: seem like there's nothing going on.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: I connected, he's like, so what are you guys, a band?
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: No, no, he was asking, where are you guys coming from?
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, we just had a performance at Yuma.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: He was like, oh, like.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: What are you guys, a band?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: And I was like, no, he's a comedian. He said,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: are you a driver? No, he asked me if I
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: was a taxi. I was like, no, I'm with the team.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: We come, we do tour, like, nationwide and everything.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, and then he was like, and he's like,
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: where are you guys coming from? And we both said Yuma.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: And then he's like... What are you guys, a band?
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: And then I was like, he's a comedian. I was like,
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: oh no, I'm a comedian. He's my cameraman, but he
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: also drives sometimes. And he's like, oh, hey, open the back.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: But on the Sprinter, you only push it one time
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: and it opens. If you push it more than, if
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: you try to drag it the whole time, it'll get stuck.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: So he's like, is it stuck?
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: And we're like, oh, I was like, no, I got you.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: And he looked in. And thank God you could see
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: the merch, Andreas, and Jakarta. Jakarta was sitting up. The
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: minute he sat up in the back, Jakarta pretended he
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: was just waking up.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: He's like... No, dude, I don't know what to do.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: Great, great, good shit. Great shit, right? And he's like,
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: where you guys coming from again? So when I prepared
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: for that role.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: Hold on. And then I was like, oh, we're coming
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: from Yuma. Yuma State Theater. Oh, yeah, Yuma State. He's like, where? Oh,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: he said, where in Yuma?
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: Because I don't think there's a comedy club in Yuma,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: if I could be wrong. No, they don't have shit
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: over there. And then he was like, and he's like, where?
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, Yuma State Theater.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: And he's like, He looked in. He stayed quiet for
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: a minute.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: And thank God, fool, and thank God, you had.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: Gave me the money from the meet and greet, the cash.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: I had it all in the cash. If I would
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: have had that, he would have been like, oh, these
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: people don't have cash.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: Like, what the fuck? But the minute none of us
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: acted or reacted or nothing, he was.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: Just like, Andres is like, D? And he's like, where
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: you guys all from? Everybody's like, oh, yeah, bro, we
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: from LA.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: No, but he was like, are you guys... Are you
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: all U.S. citizens? Oh, yeah, yeah. The way he said it,
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: he felt bad saying it. He was like, I'm sorry, bro.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: I got to ask. Yeah, yeah. He's like, oh, he
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: said it's part of the job. Because he already knew
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: it was a fucking drive. So he was like, you
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: guys are driving straight over.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, we're just driving straight over.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, because he was like, I'm like, it's not
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: too long. We usually do longer. I'm like, four hours.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: We usually split it. He's like. From Los Angeles, yes.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: And he's like, I have to ask, but are you
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: guys all US citizens? Everybody was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: Like fucking, like Mike's in the movie Nemo. And then
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: he was like, he looked in again. He's like, all right, man,
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: you guys have a good night. The Latino fool in
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: the back wanted to search RID so bad.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: He's like looking over and trying to see if he
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: sees anything. Like a punk ass bitch. Fuck that lame
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: ass fool. Rob Markman, Bro, but to me it's like
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: so crazy. I was like, bro, you're so mad at
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: other Latinos. Like for what? And then when he saw like,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: and honestly, I think the way we're all built helped.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: Like we're all fat ass fools. Like angels on me
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: in Jakarta. I think he's like, these fools.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: And then we had our water bottles. I think these
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: fools had like some snacks. And like, he was like.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: All right, man, y'all good. The minute he said, y'all good,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: I never seen my brother-in-law's face.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: He got white so fast, fool. The thing that's fucked
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: up is, y'all good. The door closes. Instantly, the door closes.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: He makes a joke. He's like, ooh. And I'm like, nah, hey,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. Jakarta was like, Andres, drive. Drive.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: I can't speed out of this thing. I'm like, we
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: can't make jokes? OK, well, don't speed out. Shut the
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: fuck up and stop making jokes, bro. We're not out
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: the situation yet. And I'm like, hey, bro, hey, bro.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: And then this one, Andres was like, eee. And I'm like, hey, bro,
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. No, no, right. He told me
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: to shut the fuck up. Bro, I have to tell
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: you to shut the fuck up, bro. Hold on, hold on,
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: hold on. I just can't remember. He told me, he
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: told Andres. And Andres was like, eee. Yeah, bro. I'm like, hey, bro.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: I'm like, everyone needs to stop. Told him, like, we
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: need to get some distance. We got some distance. And
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: I was like, ooh, hey, they should have taken your
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: ass guts. That's the first thing he told guts. And
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: guts was like. And my brother-in-law was out, full asleep, snoring. Bro,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: he was scared, bro. That food for the rest of.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: The drive, he's like, hey, Andres, I'm... He's like, I
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: could drive. And I just was like, all right, we'll
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: pull over.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: We drove like... I just drove like another 25 minutes.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: Drove like an hour and a half, yeah. And, you know, like,
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: my brother-in-law, you feel me? Like, you know, he's... You
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: feel me? He's working. Like, you know, he gets a
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: job with me. He drives. But I feel bad for that.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: I feel bad. I was like... I feel bad for...
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: I was like, hey, my bad. And then I didn't
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: think about it about... When I've been, we've been to
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: Accenture before. Remember? We've been to Accenture before. With Kylie.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: We got pulled over with Kylie. The Trump shit back
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: in the day.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: We got pulled over the same way, but obviously at
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: the moment we weren't, we're all American citizens. When you
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: have a paisa with two pops, fool, I've never, yes sir,
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: no sir. But the paisa, the Latino fool was really
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: being a fucking cock sucking ass fool, dog.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: But that's not even the only time. Whenever I run
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: into Latino cops, well, they're never nice, bro. They're always
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: the most dick. I mean, I look fool.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: Everybody's a lot like. I think cops and border patrol
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: are two different things. There's people that generally believe that
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: they could keep the community safe.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: You know a nice cop. You met him before. One
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: of Letty's friends, she's a cop. She's a really nice girl.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: Obviously, I don't know her fucking what she But when
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: I know her, she's super respectful.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman, Jr.: Never met a good cop. Now I'm
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: fucking with you. But that shit was kind of scary.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: I ain't going to lie.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: That shit had my butthole like this, papa.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: Winking.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: That shit, I ain't going to lie. But the funniest
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: part was when Andres was.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: Like I mean, Jakarta was like, yes, sir. He put
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: his big ass thighs in the middle? Yeah, bro, because
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: I can't, I can't let that, oh, look, keep that foot.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: Guts is a little bitch, though, because I remember we
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: were walking, he was, we were walking IHOP, and I'm
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: walking like this, no, no, no, no, I just had
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: a great show, you know, I did really good. I'm walking.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: I'm walking this is cement by the way, and this
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: motherfucker tries to kick my foot so I trip I
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: would have broken my knees but before he does that
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: do no kicks his foot and then guts trips and
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: the guts like ah And then this thing you do
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: knows like I seen you but you can't be trying
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: to get people like that.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: He was trying to hurt Jakarta to her when Jakarta
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: was taking a step up. He was gonna kick it
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: So Jakarta could really fall. It's not like Jakarta wasn't
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: level ground to where he just goes like stumble. Yeah,
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: he wanted to I would have hurt myself.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: Bro, if I would have hurt myself and then the
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: Border Patrol shit would have happened, I don't know, maybe
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: I would have moved my leg or something. Who's this?
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: Who's this right here? Who's this right here?
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: I don't recognize this guy. What were we saying when
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: we were driving? We were like, oh shit, he must
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: have hopped in at.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: The gas station. He must have hopped in at the
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: gas station, obviously. That shit was comedy as fuck, bro.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: It must have jumped when we all used the bathroom.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: That shit was wild, bro. It's harder than hell, right?
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: It is hard. Right now, I'm on 92.3. Kiss FM. No,
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: I'm on 92.3 fucking followers on Instagram. And when I
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: hit 10,000, I won a surprise party. Oh, 100,000. I
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: won a surprise party. Invite your homegirls. Invite your homegirls.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: Invite your homeboys. I planned some stuff already. You did?
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: I kind of have the theme.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, you can't tell me, obviously.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: You can tell people to throw you a surprise party.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: Just make sure you invite Reza and Fidel. Fidel will
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: invite my people. Reza will invite my cousins and stuff. Poet,
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: don't invite none of your barbershop homies. No, I'm kidding.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: They could come through. Eric could come through. Eric, John,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: the other guys. You, invite some people. You don't got
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: to buy me a present anymore. The Cartier, you're good. Um,
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: you too. If you guys want to go in on
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: something for me, that'd be nice. Preferably. You guys both.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: What'd you get me for my million? I don't know.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: I revived this fucking podcast. You're welcome. Ah, so yeah.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: If we, why didn't you give me nothing for my million?
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know. So don't give me nothing from a hundred.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: You'll be okay. I got you something for your first million, bro.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: I brought you like two packs. Fuck bro. Oh, he's
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: asking for so fucking much. Shut the fuck up. So
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: you want to throw you a party? Yeah. Honestly, if
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: you guys want to go in on a penis enlargement surgery,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: I'd be so down. So food just died from that shit. No,
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: I know. And by the way, by the way, I'm mad.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: But why would you go to Thailand for that? Is
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: Thailand known for a penis enlargement?
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: And by the way, I'm mad at the fool that
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: died from a penis enlargement.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: He's a black man. You're already blessed, papa. How big
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: do you want it, bro? Calm the fuck down.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: Like, you can't be a black man getting a penis enlargement.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: You're already... Your shit is big naturally. That's the... The
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: homie just said that's the greed they be talking about.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: That is greedy as fuck, bro. If you're already rocking
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: with some shit, leave that shit to us.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: If you're black with a decent-sized dick, don't try to
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: make it a lot bigger.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: Leave that shit to the real ones. You already look
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: bigger compared to us, papa. Yeah, my shit ain't rocking
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: right now, too. Your shit got bigger? Yeah, like two inches.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: Two inches? No way! They say after you lose, like,
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: 20 pounds, you grow an inch. No way! Dude, I'll
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: get skinny tomorrow. Two, three inches. I'll get skinny now.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: You're two, three inches more? Yeah. No way! Not soft.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: Are you serious? Not soft. No, no, hard. Hard, yeah.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: No way. Two, three?
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: The other day, I was going like this, and that
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: shit touched my chest.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: No. Oh, my God, dude. It is bigger, though. That's crazy. Two, three? Yeah.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not going redder. Why do you say, ah, like, like, like, like?
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: Nah.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: Like, he's a sucker, and now he's like, I'm missing out. Nah,
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: this shit's still small. It's not. By the way, even
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: when I was big, it was okay. Okay, all right, bro.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying two, three inches is kind of crazy.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: Two inches, two inches. I didn't say two, three. You're
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: adding the third one. You said two, three. No, I
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: said two. Two inches is still crazy. Two inches is like...
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: It's right here, two inches. Because you're... I mean, we're
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: talking about it. You're a shower. You're a grower. I'm
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: a grower. Not a shower. It's a big click action
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: when it's soft. Yeah, two, three inches. What do they
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: say when you lose, like, 20 pounds? Watch. Look this up. Whoa. Uncover, see?
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: 30 to 50 pounds. I've lost 70 almost.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 3: Losing weight can uncover up to one inch of visible
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 3: penis length for every 30 to 50 pounds lost, depending
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: on your starting weight and how much fat is stored
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: in your pubic area.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: This motherfucker. Why did you be pushing this shit all
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: the way back? Look, it's way bigger now. Why do
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: you think I do hip thrusts? Hip thrusts. Hip thrusts.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: Hip thrusts. Like this. Chill out, chill out. That chair
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: was expensive.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying is you need to, yo shit, like
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: I promise you, like the bigger your dick is, the
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: more you can fucking talk shit to a bitch.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, the weird shit is you can
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: be like, hey man, shut the fuck up with all
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: that stupid shit. Shut up, bitch. Yeah, and then just
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: walk away. Shut up, bitch. Yeah, that's real shit. Okay,
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: I'll try it. Okay, we haven't done this in a while.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: I feel like we should do trivia. Yeah, come on,
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: come on. Andre, you got some trivia for us? Yeah,
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: I got some. Fuck, I'm burning.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: Some easy ones and then like some.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: Let's go with the easy ones first. Let's go with
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: the easy ones. Easy like Jakarta's bitch. Let's go for so.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: We can do first to five if you guys want.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: Not anymore. Hey, you're back with that girl? Huh? What?
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: Are you back with that girl? Go, start with the trivia.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: Are you? You're such a punk-ass bitch. Oh. Bro, Cruz Azul, bro.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: I know, but I don't like her for you, bro.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: Why? Bro, you don't even know her. Leave me. Bro,
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: leave us alone. Ready? Yeah.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: Was she the one that signed the deal and then
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: decided to come back?
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. This was before the deal. I hate
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: this bitch. Shut the fuck up, bitch. My bad, my bad,
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: Can you help me?
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 3: Number one, how many months have 28 days?
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: Chicago. One. February. I don't know. Really?
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: Two.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: No. Wait, what the fuck? Three? I don't know.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 3: How many months have 28 days?
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: Oh! Oh! 12. Yeah, correct. Fucking bitch. I just, I
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: was gonna, you knew what I was gonna say? That
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: was a hard question. I was gonna say zero? I
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: was gonna say zero. All right.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 3: Second one, what is the smallest prime number?
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: Oh! Two. Correct. One, one. Yeah. One, two, three. 1-1,
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: first to five. I don't know what I was going
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: to say. That's an even number, but probably not.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 3: Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: in the world?
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: Right here. Mount Kilimanjaro.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: Wrong.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: Really? Echo Park View. Say it again.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 3: Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the tallest.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: Mountain in the world? Go ahead. Mount Fuji? No. Oh,
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: that's what I was going to say. Oh, really? What
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: is it? Wait, wait, wait. Say it again. Before Mount
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: Everest was discovered?
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 3: in the world?
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck are you doing this to me like
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: I'm an idiot?
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 4: Listen to the question.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, I got it. No, no, no. He's on his
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: last try. Ask the question one more time.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 3: Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 3: in the world?
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: Mount Everest. Yes, correct. Dude, so these are trick questions. Well,
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: it's trivia and trick. Trivia and trick. You need to
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: say that. I thought you were not wearing the trick ones. Trivia. Oh,
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: because I'm a trick? He was a trick. I'm going
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: to go to... I need to grab something from Best
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: Buy after. We'll just go. Yeah, though. All right, go ahead.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 3: Math one. If you divide 100 by half and add 20,
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 3: what do you get?
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: Right here. 100 by half and then 70. No.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 3: If you divide 100 by half and add 20, what
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 3: do you get?
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: 70. No. 22.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: You're stupid.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 3: Where did you.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: Get 22 from? I can tell you the math right now. Go.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: We divided it by half. So we divide 100 by
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: 50 and that's 2. 2 plus 20, 20, 22. You
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: divide 100 by half. Half of what? Half of 100?
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You divide, you divide 100 by two, right?
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: By half. By half, so 50?
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 3: No, by half.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: By half? By 0.1, like one, one. 0.5 is half?
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 2: Why the fuck are you screaming at me, bitch? Because
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know the fucking math, stupid.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: I'm ready to fight you. What the fuck? What is
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: the answer? 0.5 is the half. All right, you divide
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: 100 by half, and that's 20. Wouldn't that be 50? 20.5? No, 5.5,
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: dumb bitch. 220. 220? Honestly, bro, can you just shut
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: the fuck up from now on? You want the breakdown? Yeah,
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: break it down. No, no, no. I don't want it.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 3: Dividing 100 by half is basically multiplying 100 times 2.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: Just don't talk to me right now. So that was
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: 1-1 still. No, 2-1. 2-1. Of course, you remember. I'm
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: a dick sucker. Oh, you're a hater because you're losing, bitch. Yeah,
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to start losing at you. Literally it.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 3: How many bones are in the adult human body?
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: Right here. 80. No. Fucking idiot. 80, you dumb bitch. Okay,
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: this is going to be a stupid question. No, no,
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: there's no questions. Answer. 200. No. Oh, 198. No. 250. No. 206. Ah, no.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: I was going to say 300. That's okay.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 3: How many days are in a leap year?
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  Speaker 1: I love you for that one. How many days are
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: in a leap year? You stupid dumb bitch. 363? No,
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: what the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: 362. No, what the fuck, man? Go. Why are you mad?
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: Why are you being so aggressive? How many? Okay. <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>
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  Speaker 1: How many of these are in here?
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  Speaker 3: 365.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: 365. Okay. So in a leap year, mine is a
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: two from February? That's exactly what I did. Is that
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: not right? Goddamn. Is that not right? You guys work
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: for us, remember. I'm going to watch your fucking mouth. Fuck,
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: we're fucked. You guys are fucked. These are your bosses
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: and we're retarded.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: You're under 60? All right, all right. What is it? 345. 366.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: How many days are in a leap year? How did
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: it get one? How did it get one? Oh, February 29th.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know. I thought leap year meant... All right,
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: all right. What's the next one? What is it? If
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: you're born on February 29th, when is your birthday? Every
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: four years? Every four years, yeah. Yeah, that's why if
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: you're a PDF, you're blessed if you're born on a
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: leap year. Which direction does the sun rise? I'm so sorry. Huh? Sunset?
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 3: Which direction does the sun rise?
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: Rise? On the right side of the... It's just on
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: Sunrise Street. Oh, yeah, no. Bro, you can't say it,
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: but it's... You can't say the answer, poor William. You stupid,
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: dumb bitch. North. Up? What direction does the sun rise?
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: It rises up. Jakarta, get one more. Should I turn
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: between 3rd and 4th Street on Western? I don't know. East. East.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: All right. All right.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 3: What is the hardest natural substance on Earth?
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, right here. Oh, crystal meth.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: I was going to say heroin, but I think it's oxygen.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: No. What the fuck? It's not oxygen. The hardest? I
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: got it. It's obsidian, right? No. Bedrock? Say it again?
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 3: What is the hardest natural substance on Earth?
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: Atmospheric. That stupid bitch. Shut the fuck up. We woke up. Intoxicated.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: I'm on a drug. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, okay. It's
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: not oxygen? What is the hardest natural substance on earth?
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: Hardest natural substance. Okay, I can tell you right now.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: Pressure can't break what? Okay, pressure can't break diamonds. I
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: thought you asked who's the hardest homie from the hood.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: I was going to say it. Gaga spider. The homie
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: spider is crazy. All right, go ahead.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 3: What is the name of the process plants used to
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 3: turn sunlight into energy?
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: Easy. Photosynthesis. Yes. What is it? Tutu? Tutu. Let's go
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: up to three. All right.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 3: How many animals of each species did Moses take on
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: the ark?
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: Right here. How do I say it again?
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 3: How many animals.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: You don't know shit about Moses.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 3: How many animals of each species did Moses take onto
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 3: the ark?
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: It was Noah's ark, wasn't it? He just said Moses.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 4: So how many did Moses take?
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: What's the answer? What's the answer? I got it. I
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: got it. Zero. I didn't even get a chance to answer.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: I was going to say 12, but... All right, guys.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 6: Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: Can I get a chance to tie it up?
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: Let's do... They wouldn't have given the chance if it
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: was me. How many zeros are in one million? How
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: many zeros are in one million? Yeah. I got it.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 2: Six.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Sweet, sweet. All right. Fuck it. We're back in
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: the game, baby.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 3: What do you call an animal that eats both plants
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 3: and meat?
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: Right here. Omnivore. Correct. Fuck, I was going to say. Hey, guys,
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: that has been the latest episode of She's My Widodo
• 1:39:08
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• 1:39:10
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• 1:39:27
  Speaker 3: Bye.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: Have a wonderful time.