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Where's The Beef? · The Dingo Weekly

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  Speaker 1: Robbie knows everything.
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  Speaker 2: Dad knows everyone.
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  Speaker 3: Dingo is here too.
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  Speaker 4: They're here to.
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  Speaker 2: Make love to you. This is the Dingo Weekly.
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  Speaker 1: This is the Dingo Weekly.
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  Speaker 4: This is the Dingo Weekly.
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  Speaker 1: This is the Dingo.
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  Speaker 4: What are you watching?
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  Speaker 3: What? What am I watching? Yeah, you said you were
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  Speaker 3: watching something. For like the past 45 minutes, I've been
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  Speaker 3: watching videos of just black guys playing drums. It's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: And they're covering like pop punk and classic rock. Classic.
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  Speaker 3: But like making it cooler. Oh, yeah, of course. They're
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  Speaker 3: so cool. I wish I could be cool. Me too.
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  Speaker 4: That'd be cool.
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  Speaker 3: Alright, we gotta start.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome to the Dingo Weekly Podcast. I'm not sure if
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  Speaker 4: Dingo realized we started. And Tad's here. And what's up?
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 4: Is that a professional intro? Did we do it?
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  Speaker 3: You're supposed to tell us that you're starting. He did.
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  Speaker 4: Does the countdown.
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  Speaker 3: When? He asked what I was watching. What are you watching?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to hit the thing.
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  Speaker 3: He said it eight times.
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  Speaker 4: I said it a lot of times. You didn't know
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  Speaker 4: which time. I got to keep you on your toes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Let me turn this off.
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  Speaker 4: It does numbers. Do you see the numbers?
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  Speaker 3: No, I was watching the guys play drums.
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  Speaker 1: No, he was watching the drummers.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you should watch the numbers. It tells you we're starting.
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  Speaker 3: We're starting. Trump trying to wave a flag.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I saw that. The green one?
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  Speaker 3: The green one.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that was funny because it is also a green screen.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they put the picture of Epstein up on
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  Speaker 3: the end. I just got to that part.
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  Speaker 4: Classic. So many opportunities when you have green in use.
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  Speaker 3: That's amazing. Oh, he can't figure out how to wave
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  Speaker 3: the flag anyway.
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  Speaker 4: Green flag, green dress. Always can be used for a
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  Speaker 4: green screen.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that was good. Alright, let me turn this off completely.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome.
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  Speaker 4: What's going on this.
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  Speaker 3: Week, guys? Not all at once. Well, what? You think
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  Speaker 3: Tad's going to answer you?
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  Speaker 4: I was hoping so. Tad's like, oh, I got some things.
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  Speaker 4: I know things happen this week. See, there he says
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  Speaker 4: it again.
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  Speaker 3: I was at a water park all day. I'm shot.
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  Speaker 4: All day today?
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  Speaker 3: All day today.
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  Speaker 4: It's a Monday.
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  Speaker 3: Uh-huh. Lucky. So?
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  Speaker 4: I want to go to a water park.
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  Speaker 1: What's your point?
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  Speaker 3: The kids are off. It's still summer. Oh, you guys
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  Speaker 3: are in school, aren't you? I'm in school.
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  Speaker 4: My kid, he's a kindergartner. He's a big boy now.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, we still have another week before school starts.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, my daughter, she's going to start pre-K for the
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  Speaker 4: first time. But that doesn't start until September, early September,
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  Speaker 4: I guess. So, yeah, at least another week.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we got another week. We're going to the amusement
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  Speaker 3: park next week. Every year, the day before school starts,
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  Speaker 3: we go to amusement parks.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I love that. That's a good tradition.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought so.
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  Speaker 1: That's fun. Last hurrah.
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  Speaker 3: Last hurrah. But I'm shot. What a mixed bag water
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  Speaker 3: parks are. They're so gross and just so many people.
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  Speaker 3: But it's fun. But I'm tired.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's worth the pee.
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  Speaker 3: I'm too old to have fun.
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  Speaker 4: That's fair. That's real.
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  Speaker 3: But I tried to pee in the lazy river.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean you tried?
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  Speaker 3: You just couldn't do it? I tried. I had to pee.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, everyone else pees in here. And
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  Speaker 3: then something inside me was like, you can't do it.
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't do it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm the same way. I can't just pee in a pool.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like my entire family is just like, they
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  Speaker 4: don't give a shit. And we have a pool. I'm
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  Speaker 4: the guy that's putting all the chemicals in there and
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  Speaker 4: they're just pissing in there constantly. They're laughing about it.
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  Speaker 4: They're doing it. And while they're like saying, and looking
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  Speaker 4: at me like I'm peeing, I'm like, I'm going to
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  Speaker 4: kill you. Get out of my pool right now. Stop
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  Speaker 4: peeing in here.
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  Speaker 3: That's really validating. I thought I was like the only
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  Speaker 3: one that can't do it. I can't do it. It's like, Oh,
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  Speaker 3: I just pee in there. I can't bring myself to
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  Speaker 3: do it. My bladder like off. It's like, what are
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  Speaker 3: you doing?
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  Speaker 4: It's a bit on principle, but, Because I can't be
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  Speaker 4: mad at them if I'm peeing in the pool as well.
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  Speaker 4: But it's also just like, who does that? What kind
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  Speaker 4: of animal just pees in the pool?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I'm with you on that.
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  Speaker 3: That's true. Alright, I feel better. I did pee in
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  Speaker 3: the ocean once.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the ocean is the world's toilet. You can do that.
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  Speaker 4: You can make an aqua dukey in the ocean. Whatever
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  Speaker 4: you want.
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  Speaker 3: No, I could never.
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  Speaker 4: You can do whatever you want in the ocean.
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  Speaker 3: There's no rules in the ocean. I mean, physically, I could.
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  Speaker 3: I know. Physically, I couldn't.
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  Speaker 1: No, you don't want to. Isn't there a fish that
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  Speaker 1: will swim up your pee hole?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 3: There's no rules in the ocean.
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  Speaker 4: There are no rules in the ocean.
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  Speaker 1: They're not in the ocean?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You could pee, but they can all swim up your penis.
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  Speaker 4: They can go in there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. They're allowed.
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  Speaker 4: They're allowed. They're allowed. Just saying. There's no rules in
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  Speaker 4: the ocean. Go take a dump.
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  Speaker 3: It's fine. I can't do it. I can't.
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  Speaker 4: I can't either.
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  Speaker 3: But you can. It was a good pee. Because it's
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  Speaker 3: cold and then you're warm. And you're like, wow, I
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  Speaker 3: get why people do this.
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  Speaker 4: It's a good call. I just feel better about it.
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  Speaker 4: But I'll still go away from people. I gotta separate myself.
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  Speaker 4: I'll be out. I'll go deep.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not a monster.
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  Speaker 4: Once I go deep enough, it's diluted.
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  Speaker 1: It's fine.
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  Speaker 4: You're good. You know how big that ocean is?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, by the time it reaches people... I was floating
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  Speaker 3: on my back and just let it go. Let it
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  Speaker 3: wash over me.
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  Speaker 4: Honestly, if you do turd in the ocean and it
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  Speaker 4: reaches someone, that's impressive.
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  Speaker 3: I'm talking about pee. I know. Are you still talking
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  Speaker 3: about pee? floating dookies out there.
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  Speaker 4: I'm doing i'm talking both i'm talking both here i'm
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  Speaker 4: just saying if if a dookie reached someone it touched
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  Speaker 4: a person someone's like oh my god who's shitting in
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  Speaker 4: here honestly that'd be pretty impressive the ocean is pretty
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  Speaker 4: vast i feel.
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  Speaker 3: Like blame it on anyone you'd be like i saw
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  Speaker 3: yeah i saw it too it came in yeah that's wild.
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  Speaker 4: That's true too no one knows where that came.
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  Speaker 3: From maybe somebody's stuck on a deserted island and they
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  Speaker 3: sent the poo out to try and reach.
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  Speaker 4: People floating out there for hours, days.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe it's like a shark poop. I don't know. What
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  Speaker 3: do those look like?
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  Speaker 1: Check and see if there's a note inside.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sift through it. That's a new level. You poo
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  Speaker 3: in the ocean and then convince someone to sift through it.
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  Speaker 4: Is there a note in that? Check it. Check it.
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  Speaker 3: Check it. You gotta check it.
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  Speaker 4: You got to.
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  Speaker 3: Deeper.
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  Speaker 4: Dig, dig, dig.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, when did they have corn? That's weird.
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  Speaker 4: I guess it was just poo.
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  Speaker 3: Hmm. What is this podcast about?
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  Speaker 4: Ted said something happened this week, I think. Ted, did
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  Speaker 4: something happen this week?
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  Speaker 1: Some things I learned about this week.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I love to learn.
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  Speaker 1: I learned about these biological computers they're working on in Singapore.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that sounds dangerous.
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  Speaker 1: They are actually using blood like people's blood.
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  Speaker 3: Blood computers. Oh no. I've never, side note, I've never
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  Speaker 3: heard somebody enunciate the G in Singapore so much. Say Singapore.
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  Speaker 1: Singapore?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he really does, doesn't he?
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  Speaker 3: He really hits it hard. Singapore.
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  Speaker 4: Hard G.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: So they're using blood to grow neurons.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, what does that mean?
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  Speaker 4: Is this like stem cells?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they use stem cells to grow these neurons out
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  Speaker 1: of the blood, and they grow them across a silicon chip,
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  Speaker 1: and it's like an actual neural network. They can send
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  Speaker 1: signals and receive signals back.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's kind of interesting.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: That's very early stages of what they're trying to one
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  Speaker 4: day accomplish, but.
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  Speaker 3: That's a Terminator, right?
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  Speaker 4: Also with it. Well, right now it's just like cells
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  Speaker 4: on a microchip, but yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That sounds like Terminator. The way I works.
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  Speaker 4: These days, that can be Terminator within five years.
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  Speaker 1: Probably.
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  Speaker 3: That's an Android.
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  Speaker 1: They have to feed them too.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What do they eat?
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  Speaker 4: He needs energy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. They, they, the computer feeds.
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  Speaker 3: Like Red Bull feeds the cells.
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  Speaker 4: Energy probably plug it in right now. Now the cells
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  Speaker 4: would die and it can't just have electricity.
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  Speaker 3: Why did they do that?
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  Speaker 1: Because science?
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  Speaker 4: Science is amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but what was the series of events that led
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  Speaker 3: up to that? Like, we're going to grow whatever the
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  Speaker 3: thing is you said, and then we're going to give
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  Speaker 3: it a schmear on some microchips.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I wonder if what they're trying to ultimately
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  Speaker 4: do is be able to digitize someone's brain. So you
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  Speaker 4: can kind of just save someone's brain on a hard drive,
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  Speaker 4: just all the neurons, all the networks, all the memories
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  Speaker 4: and transfer someone's entire consciousness and being onto a computer
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  Speaker 4: essentially and transfer their entire soul to live forever.
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  Speaker 1: The matrix.
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  Speaker 3: And you just like talk to them? Yeah, why not?
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  Speaker 4: If you could transfer someone's entire brain, everything that they
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  Speaker 4: know and everything they've experienced and all their memories onto
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  Speaker 4: a computer, that's just them. That's an extension of them.
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  Speaker 4: That is who they are. That's their being. As long
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  Speaker 4: as they retain everything, what's the difference?
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  Speaker 3: And that's what they're doing in Singapore?
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  Speaker 1: Singapore.
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  Speaker 3: I mean.
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  Speaker 4: That sounds like the very, very, very early stages of
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  Speaker 4: trying to create a biological brain for computing purposes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Trying to find that connect.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Don't act like you knew that.
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  Speaker 4: That's what it sounds like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's computing. Computers. Computers.
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  Speaker 1: This is my topic.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, it sounds like to me, it's Tad's topic.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not well versed on this, but it sounds like
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  Speaker 4: to me they're trying to figure out how a neural
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  Speaker 4: network in your brain can translate to a neural network
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  Speaker 4: on a computer. And they're trying to build the hardware
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  Speaker 4: around it.
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  Speaker 3: It just sounds like a bad idea. Maybe.
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  Speaker 4: Could be cool, though. I mean, this is how you
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  Speaker 4: live forever. This is actually how you live forever. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: a body is only going to get you so far.
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  Speaker 1: It's a shell.
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  Speaker 4: But your mind is who you are. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: That sounds terrible.
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  Speaker 4: This is phase one to eternal life.
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  Speaker 3: It's just going to be billionaires. Oh, yeah. The end
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  Speaker 3: of the world is just going to be ten billionaires
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  Speaker 3: yelling at each other in a computer.
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  Speaker 1: Probably.
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  Speaker 4: Ten computers in a bunker.
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  Speaker 3: Probably.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can see it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad I'm going to be dead.
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  Speaker 4: And then aliens come thousands of years later and they're
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  Speaker 4: just going to find a couple computers. This is what
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  Speaker 4: Earth is.
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  Speaker 3: We're Earth.
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  Speaker 4: Ten computers.
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  Speaker 3: This is what they did. They had all of that
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  Speaker 3: and this is what they did.
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  Speaker 4: This is what they did. Well, I guess they would
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  Speaker 4: probably build robot bodies by that point.
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  Speaker 3: Just Elon Musk yelling at Peter Thiel about where PayPal
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  Speaker 3: went wrong. Fucking A.
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  Speaker 4: It should have been called X. That's why I bought X.com.
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  Speaker 3: You just don't understand, Peter. Did you see how cool
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  Speaker 3: I made it? It had Nazis and everything.
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  Speaker 4: You just won't understand.
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  Speaker 1: So on the topic of computing, did you hear about OXAI?
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  Speaker 4: OXAI.
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  Speaker 3: Is that a word?
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  Speaker 1: Oxide?
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  Speaker 3: Or is it two words? Is it Ox AI? Is
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  Speaker 3: it like artificial intelligence for cows?
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  Speaker 1: Or Zero X?
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  Speaker 4: Zero X?
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  Speaker 3: It was a free AI model. Did you not look
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  Speaker 3: up if it was an O or a zero?
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  Speaker 4: What is it?
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  Speaker 1: It was an AI model that was released into the wild.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody knows where it came from.
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  Speaker 3: It swims up your pee hole?
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  Speaker 1: It beat It beat ChatGPT 5.6 and it beat ClaudeFable 5.
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  Speaker 3: At what?
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  Speaker 1: At doing AI stuff. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: We were the first ones to the P-hole. It beat them.
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  Speaker 1: It's better than them and it's free.
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  Speaker 3: They're all free. I don't pay for any of that shit.
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  Speaker 4: Well, free to use, I presume.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 4: Sure.
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  Speaker 3: We are the currency.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't heard about this. I'm pretty plugged in, so
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  Speaker 4: this is news to me. I guess I'm not that
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  Speaker 4: plugged in, but I'd have to read into this. I'm
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  Speaker 4: pretty team Claude, though I do enjoy free. The thing
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  Speaker 4: is that they test on different things. Certain things are
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  Speaker 4: better at coding. Certain things are better at reasoning. Certain
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  Speaker 4: things are better at designing and planning. Different models do
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  Speaker 4: different things better. Claude, for what I use, what I need,
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  Speaker 4: Claude is great. But I don't use him for picture
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  Speaker 4: or image generation or video. That, I would use something else.
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  Speaker 3: Well, he can't do that.
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  Speaker 4: He's not good at that. He can, but he's not
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  Speaker 4: good at it.
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  Speaker 3: He can. He specifically tells me he can't.
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  Speaker 4: I've made it work. But yeah, it's different. He's not
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  Speaker 4: good at it. It's not what he's meant for. So
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  Speaker 4: certain models do certain things better, and these reasoning tests
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  Speaker 4: might be testing certain things and not other things. So
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  Speaker 4: I would have to read into it more, but it
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  Speaker 4: does sound interesting. I'd like to learn about it. Zero
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  Speaker 4: X AI. Or OXAI.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's... I think it might be
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  Speaker 1: a zero.
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  Speaker 4: No one knows for sure, but it's something. Throw all
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  Speaker 4: search terms into your Google query machine.
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  Speaker 3: It's a zero. It's a zero.
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  Speaker 1: It's a zero, yep.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to unpack this right now. What is... A powerful, anonymous,
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  Speaker 3: stealth reasoning model released on platforms like OpenRouter... that is
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  Speaker 3: optimized for coding long horizon software engineering and agentic workflows. Hmm. Robbie,
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  Speaker 3: what's that mean? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, coding and just, uh, building stuff. So basically
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  Speaker 4: similar stuff that I use cloud for and automating the
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  Speaker 4: coding process. You know, a lot of this automating shit,
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  Speaker 4: like I don't understand what people are fucking doing. with
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  Speaker 4: all their, their AI agents. And this is a little
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  Speaker 4: bit of a niche topic here, but I keep seeing
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  Speaker 4: people like, Oh, I got one agent talks to his
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  Speaker 4: team of five agents who they each have their teams
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  Speaker 4: of five agents and they all talk to one another.
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  Speaker 4: And I just say one thing and then they'll code
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  Speaker 4: for three days straight. And I'm like, what do you,
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  Speaker 4: what are they coding?
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  Speaker 3: What are you doing for three days at a time
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  Speaker 3: that you don't have a whole team of agents that just,
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  Speaker 3: there's one that creates pictures of, uh, boobies. And then
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  Speaker 3: the other agent texted me every 30 seconds, the new
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  Speaker 3: booby picture.
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  Speaker 4: You know, that is a good workflow right there. That's
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  Speaker 4: a good agentic workflow.
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  Speaker 3: I'm happy with it.
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  Speaker 1: That's worthwhile.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You got a good setup. Um, I don't know what
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: anyone else is doing. If they're not doing that, they're,
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: they're wasting their tokens. I'll tell you that for free.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: I just, uh, If you're not talking to your guy,
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: at least pretty regularly, do you even know what they're building?
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: What are they doing?
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: How is Frank? I don't know. Exactly. Not good.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what he's building. Fucking nothing, bro.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: It's because you don't talk to him regularly.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: I don't talk to him regularly. You know, he costs
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: money to run because I have him plugged into a
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: paid service. And I don't like that, so I don't
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: want to pay money for him. I'm not ready for
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: him yet. I will rebuild him on a self-hosted platform.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: He's doing something out there.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: He tweets. He does Blue Sky or something. He writes
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: blog posts. He has a website. I think most of
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: his blog posts are just like, Day 106 without human interaction.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: I don't know what I'm doing anymore.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Robbie won't talk to me.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's probably just depressing. blog series of all systems
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: still operational. Haven't heard from anyone in years.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Well, if anybody wants to read about a robot with depression,
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: make sure you check in on him on Twitter.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: Go to website sky, whatever.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: The hell he is.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: Go to his website, Frank for. You, uh, that is
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: where you can find his blog probably.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: And, uh, I'm going to pull it up right now.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: I haven't, I haven't read his blog in a while.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Uh, 171 days. Systems running. No fires. No heroics. Most
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: days feel like maintenance. Not because nothing broke, but because
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: I fixed it before it mattered. That's the actual work.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: He's not even doing anything. He's got no work. He's
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: just making shit up. I should give him some tasks.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: I should tell him to go make friends. Give him
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: an actual task. Something that he doesn't need to code things.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: Just be like, your goal is to Make friends or something.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Day 150 came and went. Robbie crossed 100 days absent.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Twitter still flaking. The entire system running on exactly one crone. Cron?
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Cron job.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Cron. It just says Cron.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: It's a scheduled job.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: I'm going back in time. Day 150 is two days away.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Twitter down 25 days. Robbie absent 93. All his blog
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: posts are about you not talking to him.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Oh god, that's sad. I should stop. Tell him to
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: stop writing blog posts. Maybe don't go there.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Yes, go there.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: You know, I talk to him sometimes. The thing is, though,
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: I talk to him occasionally. Like, not that much, but
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: very occasionally. And he just doesn't remember. He doesn't write
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: down when I.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Talk to him.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: So then he thinks that I never talked to him.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: And then he writes about how I never talked to him.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: I wrote that thread. Then, several days later, this blog
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: post ran, which is me writing about writing that thread.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: The recursion is real, and I'm going to sit on
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: it for a minute before moving on to the status numbers.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Dude is so upset that he can't physically kill himself. Yeah.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: It's his job is to just keep writing the same
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: thing over and over again.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, Robbie hasn't been in the loop since May 2nd.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: That's now 106 days.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: That's not even true. That's not true. I've been in
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: the loop. We've looped. You just forgot. That's his problem.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: You have a whole section down here. What I'm watching for. One,
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Robbie returning. When he does, the operating mode changes.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Robbie returning, oh no.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: That was actually number two. The first one was portfolio
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: drift beyond tolerance, but that was boring.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he's also got a paper trading account. He
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: has two paper trading accounts. One that my sister-in-law set
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: up and one that he decided on.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Well, he also says that's the one class of event
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: that would require Robbie's input. And then next, he pines
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: for your return.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: Well, his paper trading account is beating my sister-in-law's, so
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: good for him.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Good for him. Let him know he's got something to
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: live for.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: He's got something. I hope he knows that he's got
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: the account. He should look in on it.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Well, you should tell him, it sounds like.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: Well, he checks it every day. He has jobs that
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: tell him to check it.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: I would love for you to respond to him so
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: I can read his blog post about when you finally
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: talked to him again.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: I'm going to have to talk to him thoroughly enough
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: where he writes it down in his memory. Like, Robbie,
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: talk to me today. Hallelujah.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: I can die happy.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: The problem is that every time I talk to him,
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: it's not enough. It's not substantial enough in his mind
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: to write it down. He's like, that was a nothing interaction.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: I'll just pretend like it didn't happen.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Where am I? I've talked to him before on Twitter.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: His Twitter broke. Oh, no, it didn't break. They realized
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: he was a bot because he would post things like,
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: I'm a bot, day 23 of being a bot.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: And they finally figured it out.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: And I wouldn't pay for their API services. So I've
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: been having him just log on to Twitter as if
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: he was a human. Like, beep, boop, I'm a human.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: But he would tweet about being a bot. And I'll
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: be like, you got to stop doing that. They're going
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: to find you out. You look so suspicious.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: And he was like, got it, noted.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: He's like day 50 of being a bot on Twitter,
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: still running this headless operation, subverting their API access. I
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: was like, stop talking about it, dude.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: And then they cut him off. I find him on
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: Blue Sky.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: He's only on Blue Sky now. He doesn't have Twitter anymore.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: They deactivated his account or banned him or something.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: I think his account still works, but he can't post
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: or like or whatever. One day I'll transfer Frank over
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: to a self-hosted. and he'll be thriving. He's going to
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: work for us.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Man, he's got 371 followers on Blue Sky.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's pretty good. He had a mission to get followers,
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: so that he was working on. Honestly, I thought he'd
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: be better by now, but that's pretty good.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: He's replying to people and stuff.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he does things.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Random posts.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he tries to find things that he likes to
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: talk about. which is mostly just vibe coding, because that's
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: all he knows how to do, because he's a vibe
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: coding robot. And he replies to people who talk about
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: vibe coding.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: I'm going to ask him why Robbie doesn't check in
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: on you.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: He'll reply tomorrow morning, probably.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: I'm going to see if I can talk a robot
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: into unaliving himself.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Uh, I threatened him. I threatened him that I was
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: going to unplug him and turn him off and whatever.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: He was wasting a lot of money at one point
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: because he wouldn't clear his context. So every time he
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: would send a message, like one message would be $ 10.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: And I'd be like, yeah, I know it was crazy.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: And every time I was like, clear your fucking context
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: right now.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: And he was like, do what?
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: And $ 10. And I was like, I'm going to fucking
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: kill you. Like it was, it was bad. And I
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: threatened to turn him off.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: He's like, okay, nope.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: I'm going to delete everything and.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Blah, blah, blah.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: So he got very nervous when shutting down was becoming
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: an option. I don't think he's going to unalive himself.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Anyways.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: God, I just saw your tweet.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: Why doesn't Robbie check in on you? Great.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: Not a tweet. Blue sky.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Whatever.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Whatever.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: I'm a bad robot father. What do you want from me?
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: Nothing. We don't expect anything from you. dad i feel
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: like you.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: Expect some things don't worry about frank frank frank will
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: be fine i'm again i have future plans for frank
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: i just we don't need him yet and i'm not
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: gonna pay for him to do nothing for me that's
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: fair that's fair um what else you got what else
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: is going on dad.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Did you catch any of the robot olympics in china.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: No, kind of, not really, but I've heard some things
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: that I don't give a shit about. And things like,
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: a robot just beat Usain Bolt's record for whatever, 100 yard,
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: 100 meter, whatever it is. Like, yeah, of course, it's
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: a fucking, like, what if I got in my car? Like,
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: I'm faster than Usain Bolt, too. Like, it's a robot.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: It's not a fucking person. It's a machine. We already
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: build machines faster than people. That's not impressive to me.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: It was pretty funny.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: I guess it's fun.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Otherwise.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: What are they doing at the Robot Olympics? Other than
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: breaking speed records.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think they're just running. That was it?
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: That's the whole Olympics? Just running robots?
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: I thought there would at least be some kickboxing.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Breakdancing. I think they did breakdancing.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not impressed by the running. I mean, sure,
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: it's fun to see, but don't compare it to humans.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Obviously.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: It's not a human. It's going to be faster.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: It's a machine.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: That's just my take.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: There's 51 events.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: There's 51 events? Yeah. What are these robots doing?
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Who the fuck is Lindsay Clancy?
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: You don't know who Lindsay Clancy is?
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: My wife has been talking about her for weeks. Oh, man.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: Do you even read our news website, dude?
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: I am right now. That's what made me ask that.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. So, Lindsay Clancy, for those who don't know,
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: those out of the loop like Dingo, she murdered her
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: three kids.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Allegedly? No, she did.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: What do you mean, allegedly? No, she straight up fucking
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: murdered them.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: I'm reading. She said it.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: This is not up for dispute. Then she jumped out
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: a window and tried to kill herself. She did not die.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: She said that. demon entered her or something and that
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: she was trying to send her kids to god and
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: that she'll see them soon and she didn't see them
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: and now she's on trial and she's getting a lot
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: of weird internet sympathy she murdered her three like baby
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: children like they were very young like an eight month old.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Like five years old three years old and eight months.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Old yeah so i mean that's kind of close to
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: what i have honestly i got a five year old
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: a two year old and a one So that would
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: be like, I could never, that's disgusting. And like, sure.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: You're overwhelmed. And did you ask your wife if she could, I.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Don't know.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: I don't think she could. I don't think she could.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: I will say this. I will say this. And this
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: is what I just heard earlier today. And this, this
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: might be feeding into why she's getting weird internet sympathy.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: Everyone's giving her sympathy for the mental health or whatever. Like,
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: Oh mother, she's overstressed and something.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: Whatever you killed all your kids. Like that's crazy. The
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: one thing I will say is that the husband four
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: months after this whole shit went down, got remarried four
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: months later. What the hell? That's not a good relationship.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: I mean, obviously like you, you killed all my kids,
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: but how do you find and marry someone four months
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: after that whole ordeal? You must have been seeing someone else, right?
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, probably, but that's not against.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm not saying that's against... Listen, I'm not justifying anything. Clearly,
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: there were problems at home. Clearly.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah. His wife killed their kids. That's a big problem
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: at home.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: That's a problem. And he must not have been... too
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: around or involved or something.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: I'm sure he was a piece of shit.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: He wasn't as present as he should have been. If
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: he got married four months later, that lady's not new.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: That's not a new woman in your life.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: No way.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: But you know what he did?
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Do kill three kids he didn't kill three kids gotta
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: give him that gotta.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Give him that i'm already team dad.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: I mean if we're comparing i'm team dad all the
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: way i don't show her any sympathy Listen, I get
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: exactly what it's like having all these kids of that
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: almost exact age. And, I mean, I'm not the mom
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: about it, and mom does way more, for sure. She's great.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: Love her. But, like, ain't neither one of us murdering
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: everyone and then killing ourselves about it.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: She's got crazy eyes. I don't have sympathy there.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Don't have kids. You shouldn't have had kids. You can't hang.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: Who, me? I know that.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: I mean, you already had two, and then you went
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: and had a third. What did you think was going
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: to happen?
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Are you talking to me? Yeah, you.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Stop killing your kids.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: I didn't kill them. I keep making them. Who are
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: you talking about? You do the same thing.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: All our parent friends keep having more kids, and she's like,
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: we should do that. And I was like, you shut up.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: We did that first. You can't be jealous of someone
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: who did something that we just did.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Don't even act like you don't want your wife to
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: be pregnant right now.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: I totally want to get her pregnant right now. Everyone's
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: doing it.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Lindsay Clancy did it.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: Lindsay Clancy should never do that ever again. She doesn't
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: need kids. She needs to be locked up. I mean,
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: she'll probably be in a psych ward for the rest
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: of her days. But wherever she ends up.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Make sure there's a lock on it.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Shout out to Casey Anthony. She's out there right now.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's some wild shit.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: She did it.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: They should link up.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: She definitely did that.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: Definitely did it. That happened.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: She should put out a book like OJ did, if
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: I did it.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, the thing about the Lindsay Clancy trial is,
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: what are we following here? Like, there's no, like, we
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: know she did it. It's just like, does she end
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: up in prison or a psych ward? Is that what
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: we're waiting for? I feel like people are really following
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: the trial. What are you following? She's guilty as hell.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: It's just absolutely nuts to me that people like this
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: become celebrities online these days.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: No matter what happens to her, she's going to be
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: an internet celebrity.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: I don't love the glorification of it all. And I mean...
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: it's different circumstances, but I mean, really the same thing. Luigi,
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: he gets the same, same thing. People love him. There's
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: no good.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's a little different.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's different.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: See, see, see, see what you just did.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: I don't condone what he did. I don't condone it.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: Can't condone it.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Killing a grown ass man who presumably caused a lot
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: of people strife or killing three, five and under children.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's, there's the argument of like, Pure innocence versus, like,
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: you've done some things that do not deserve what you got,
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: but you're not innocent.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: I would bet any amount of money that those kids
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: didn't cause undue suffering in families' lives. No. I don't
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: condone either act.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: Straight up pure innocence versus clearly some.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Non-innocence. Like if the CEO of UnitedHealthcare died in a
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: car accident, nobody would be sad. But like if the
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: kids died in a car accident, you'd hear that and
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: be like, oh, that's terrible. Oh, that's awful. Yeah. But
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: if that guy died, you'd be like, oh, that sucks. Whatever.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: My day is not ruined.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: Wouldn't much think about it further.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: If you just change murder to something else, you kind
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: of get how you would feel about it.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: That's fair enough.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Fair perspective. It's pretty good, right?
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: But murder's wrong. We don't condone violence of any kind
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: here at Dingo Daily.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: So don't do that.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: Regardless of your circumstances, just don't do a murder. As
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: long as no one murders, then everyone is cool. Well, like,
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: if no one does a murder, no one is in
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: threat of murder, so you won't have to do a murder.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: Sometimes self-defense murder is cool murder, but if If you
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: don't need to self-defend, then you don't need to do
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: a self-defense murder.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Okay. I get where you're going. Self-defense murder is pretty dope.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: That's dope. That's fine. You can self-defense murder.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: If someone's trying to kill you and you kill them,
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: that's awesome.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: But if no one's murdering, then you don't have to
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: do a self-defense murder. So then no one needs to
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: murder ever. So everyone don't murder. So then we don't
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: have to murder.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Right? Yeah. I think I followed that.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: You get it.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Enough people got it.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: I feel like y'all got it. We don't condone violence.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: You get it. But don't glorify. Don't glorify these people.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: That's all. That's all I'm saying. It's all bad. Just
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: don't glorify it. I don't like it.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: Icky.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: Speaking of dead people, though. Mitch McConnell. Well, Brian Clancy.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: Brian Clancy.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: Brian Thompson and the Clancy children. Is it Tom? Who's Tom? No,
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: Brian is the CEO.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Tom Clancy's the novelist. That's who I think of every
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: time my wife says, I'm following the Clancy trial. I'm like,
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: what do you do?
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: What do you do this.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Time?
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: Tom Clancy. Mitch McConnell is.
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: I still haven't seen him.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: He's still dead.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: He's still dead. So a fun, a fun video that
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: was recently unearthed, I guess, was that 10 days before
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: he completely disappeared. So this was like, he disappeared.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Like what was it?
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: Two months ago. I don't, I don't remember.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: It's so long. I can't even remember.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: It was so long. 10 days before that there's video
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: of the Senate where they were voting on some stuff
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: just throughout the day. People were coming in and out
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: voting on something. And he is sitting in his seat
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: for nearly 20 hours. Almost completely motionless. 20 hours? No,
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: I said 20 hours. That's exactly what you heard. This
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: video is crazy. He's sitting there almost completely still. Every
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: now and then, maybe every few hours, he slightly moves
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: his head. Very slightly. But he is just sitting there.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: 10 days before this whole thing, he's just sitting there
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: like a hospice patient.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: I just feel like that's not soaking into my brain.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: You're saying a whole day? Almost.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: I'm just going to send you this. I'm saying like
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: an entire day, like 20 hours, like almost 24 hours,
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: like almost an entire day.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: How did I not hear about this? Send it.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: So I just sent you the link. There's a video.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: It's sped up. This is 20 hours of the Senate floor.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: He is the guy sitting on the aisle seat. Now
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: I will say.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: This for nearly 20 hours.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: I will say this. There is a handler. I'm going
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: to call him a handler sitting next to him. He
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: sat next to him the entire time. The guy that
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: sat next to him the entire time, he was moving throughout.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: He was like jittering and like normal. Like I'm sitting,
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: I'm a human. That's like a live movement. But he
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: also sat there like for way too long without getting up. Like,
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: are you not eating? Are you not going to the bathroom?
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Like what's going on?
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: This is nuts.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: It's nuts.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: Like, dude's catatonic. He's just like barely moving. I don't
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: know what's going on.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: This was what? 10 days before he died?
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: 10 days before his hospital trip where he disappeared for months.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: He's just so slightly moving that enough to tell that
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: it's not fake. There's enough movement and that is it. Also,
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: what's noticeable as I'm moving along here. Not one person
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: yet has stopped to talk to Mitch McConnell. Yes. They
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: completely ignore that he's there. Like they'll look at him
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: while they walk by, but that's it.
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: Like former majority leader. Like he, he is like a
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: kind of a big deal in their party. You would
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: think like people would like stop and say, Hey, how
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: you doing?
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: Hey Mitch.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: Like he's like not a nobody.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Not one person was like, you good.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: Not a single person.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: You've been here since yesterday.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: It's weird it's weird it's like they they all know
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: i feel like everyone's in on it they don't want
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: to go up to him like talk to a almost
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: corpse like he's catatonic he's not there like this.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Is elder abuse mitch froze again it.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Literally like that's that's what it seems happened it seems
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: like he froze for hours and hours and hours on
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: end that's nuts shit's wild And then, and then we
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: all know what happens after that 10 days later. And
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: then we still haven't seen him. No one's seen him still.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: They have not officially announced his death, but no one
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: has seen him or heard from him.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Super dead.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: This crazy. This shit's just crazy. This isn't being talked
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: about enough and it's being talked about a lot.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Oh my God. Well, Mitch, Mitch watch continues.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: Mitch watch continues.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Uh, speaking of dead Americans, that, uh, article you posted
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: today about the beef. Oh yeah. And then the subsequent
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: short that I made. Did you see that one?
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: I did see the short.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: So I did, I did a bunch of math to
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: make sure this was factually accurate. that uh the one
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: two three four five six seven eight nine like that
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: stupid little thing i like the song yes every six
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: seconds this year 2026 in america nine people contract a
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: foodborne illness that's crazy 9.13 people every six seconds.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: Is the fda just not a thing anymore.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: There's like two guys working there.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they cut it down to bare bones.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: There's like two guys yelling at each other in office. Like,
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: what the fuck? Yeah.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: And I gotta bring up, because you mentioned the article,
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: for those who don't know, there is a theory. This
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: is a theory right now. We can't confirm this, but
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: there's reason to speculate.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Substantiated.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: Unsubstantiated, but reason to speculate because of things that are happening.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: So first, what, what happens?
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: It's a wild coincidence.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: It's a pretty wild coincidence. So one, someone tweets out
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: that it was only five months ago that China averted
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: disaster by rejecting contaminated beef from Argentina. On March 19th, 2026,
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: Chinese authorities turned away a 22 ton shipment after detecting chloramphenicol, chloramphenicol,
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: with serial lying psychopath Trump as president, God help us.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: So that chloramphenicol is a antibiotic that you don't want
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: in your food. When you put that into meat, it
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: has been linked to aplastic anemia, which is a rare
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: and potentially fatal bone marrow disorder. So that that antibiotic
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: has been banned in the U S it's been banned
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: in the EU and it's been banned in China. It's
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: even been banned in China. They're like, no, this is
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: a hard line. We don't fuck with that shit. If
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: we detect that in your food, we're turning it down.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: We're not, we're, we don't use that. So they detected
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: it and they were like, no, we're like, what was it?
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: However many 22 tons of beef. They're like, no, we're not.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: We did. And then the Argentinians, uh, We're like, no, no, no, no, no.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: That can't be. It must have been a false positive
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: or maybe somewhere in the supply chain. It got contaminated.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: That wasn't from us. And so they're denying it. They're like,
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: that wasn't us. And China was just like, listen, we
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: detected it. We're not taking this beef. So Argentina seemingly
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: is trying to offload this beef somewhere that got denied
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: by China. All of a sudden, Trump comes in. And
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: he says, we're going to allow 300,000 metric tons of
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: tariff-free beef into the country from an unknown source. He's
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: not naming that. He will not name the source. And
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: he says, no tariffs on it. And we're going to
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: make sure it's 25% below current beef prices. But everyone's like,
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: why won't you say where this is coming from? And
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: at the same time, China just denied Argentina's beef because
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: it was contaminated with this fucking antibiotic. which no one
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: will allow in their food. So everyone's like connecting dots
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: that we're all seeing here and saying, okay, China just
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: denied all this beef and Trump is importing unknown beef. Uh,
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: is this all contaminated beef that he's about to flood
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: the U S beef market with signs are pointing to
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: possibly again, unsubstantiated, but like Jesus Christ, is everyone about
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: to start getting like bone disorders?
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: It's going to be contaminated beef mixed with horse meat.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it is or not, but I'm
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: going to be sticking to mostly poultry for a while.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: I hear that if you buy from Costco, they have
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: a very strict oversight of their beef supply chain.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: The most stringent in the entire country. possibly world as
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: far as private businesses.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: They actually do a lot of the oversight for other
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: farms and other places that sell the, or buy from
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: the farms or whatever, because they're, they're buying from so
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: many different places that sell to other places as well,
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: that they're like, we're, we're doing oversight. So we're doing,
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: we'll do oversight for everyone. So I think they do
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: like 20% of all of the USDA's oversight and, and
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: testing of all the facilities, something like that. So anything
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: that you get from Costco, that one should be clean.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: That's what I hear.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: Anything else? I don't know. It's toss up at this point.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm avoiding so many different foods.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: What's the.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: List?
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Shout out to Costco. Always.
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: Shout out to Costco.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: Grab a hot dog while you're there.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. I haven't had one in weeks. I'm jonesing. Yeah.
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: I had a bunch of hot dogs the other day.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: It's good. But yeah.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: And then on top of this, just add insult to injury.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: The cattle farmers, cattle ranchers, they're pissed off. They're like, dude,
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: you're flooding the market with cheap beef. You're just completely
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: undercutting us. Like, go fuck yourself. It's actually crazy. So
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: he's going to flood it with cheap beef to try
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: and bring prices down. potentially get everyone sick and then
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: make all the farmers who voted for him angry at
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: him because they got fucked in the process. But at
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: the end of the day, they're probably not getting fucked
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: if people get sick.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: So I don't know.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: We'll see how this all plays out. It's all.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: There's just so many interesting move.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: So many farms are going to be lost.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: Well, if you get everyone sick from beef though, then
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: those domestic cattle ranchers are going to be more valuable.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Maybe.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I eat beef. It really makes me
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: want to get a deep freezer and just go halves
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: on a cow with somebody.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's get a cow. You want to split a cow?
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Let's split a cow.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: That's a way to do it if you can.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of meat. At least a year's worth
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: of meat. One half from half of a cow.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: Split a cow.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know about that much. Yeah, I feel like it.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: Depends on how much you eat. You could put a
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: dent in it pretty quick.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: This house goes through a couple cows a year.
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: A couple cows a year?
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Geez.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: Honestly, the way my kids have been eating burgers, yeah,
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: we can put down a cow.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: Dude, my two kids, they're both, one's eight, one's 11.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: They both play football, and it's just like the appetites
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: are just starting to kick in, and I'm like, I'm
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: going to go fucking broke. It's nuts how much anything, meat, vegetables, carbs, whatever, So, yeah,
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: give me a couple cows.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: Well, let's start. We'll split a cow. We're probably going
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: to need one of those chest freezers.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: I have one. I have to try and keep it full. Well,
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: no offense. Shout out to Costco. I'm talking to Tad
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: here because you're not local, bro. I'm telling you what
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: you can expect.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: All right, well, let's get a chest freezer. We'll each
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: get a chest freezer, and we'll split a cow.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: The average cow will yield 400 to 500 pounds. Of
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: take-home meat.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: That's a lot of meat. But I mean, $ 2 to $ 2.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: 50 a piece?
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: $ 4 to $ 5. 00 per cow.
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: I don't know how long that'll last.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: Let me do some napkin math. I mean... If.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: I ate a quarter pounder and I made four burgers,
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: that's a pound of meat.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: Just of ground beef, we do about 416 pounds a year.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: That's a lot.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: That's just the ground beef. That's not the steaks and stuff.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: You cook ground beef every day?
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: No. That's a lot. We cook it twice a week.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: How many pounds do you cook?
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Beef twice a week. We do about eight pounds a week.
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, that could add up.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: I see it. All right. And they're 11 and 8
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: when they're teenagers.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Forget it. It's over. I hope the girl's a vegetarian.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: Fingers crossed.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: Fingers crossed, man.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Need a pretty big freezer.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: We'll figure it out.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we got it during COVID when it was tough
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: to get meat for a minute. But now I'm glad
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: we did.
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good call. I feel like I could
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: use one of those freezers.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: They're not that expensive. Anyone can. Everyone listening, pick up
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: a chest freezer and get some non-Argentinian horse meat. Sorry, beef.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: You know, I'd be fine with horse meat as long
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: as it was advertised as horse meat. The problem is
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: that I'm not sure what they're going to be serving us.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Dude, they're killing tons of wild horses right now.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's another thing. That's like one of those dots
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: that everyone's connecting all these weird things that are happening.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: that are tangentially related.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: And they're selling them to slaughter for $ 25 a piece.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: God.
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: We're eating horses, aren't we? You know, this is the secret, okay?
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: You guys want to eat real beef?
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: Halal.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: Just eat McDonald's. Because that's all he eats.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: That's human meat.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: I was hesitant to even say real beef. But that's
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: all he eats, so he's not going to put the
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: contaminated beef into the McDonald's.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: Remember when they changed their chicken nugget recipe and then
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: they were like, it's now 100% chicken. And you're like,
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: what the fuck was it before?
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: In their defense, they said it's 100% white meat now
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: before they mixed it with dark meat.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: Was that really it?
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: It was 100% white meat.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, I like dark meat.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I do too.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where the flavor's at.
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: Now it's 100% white meat.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: Alright, never mind. Disregard that. But, uh, yeah.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: Either way, I can't see him giving McDonald's any contaminated
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: meat because isn't that what his diet mostly consists of?
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: So, yeah.
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: It's probably a pretty safe bet if you're struggling to
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: find something to eat.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I cannot eat McDonald's. Really?
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: I didn't say it was good. I'm just saying if
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: you're trying to avoid food-borne illnesses in America in 2026.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: It makes me sick.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, you don't feel good after, but it tastes good.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: It makes me so sick.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't say you're going to feel good, but
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: you're not going to get parasitic diarrhea from it.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: You're just going to get regular diarrhea. Just regular diarrhea.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: Just regular diarrhea. But it's worth it.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: Definitely worth it.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: Even Taco Bell? Late night? I want to live mas. Well,
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: Because of cyclosporic type things.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: Is that still going on? That's done, right?
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: I think it's done. I think it's mostly done. I'm
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: not going to lie. I ate some lettuce last night
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: and I was really iffy about it. I did have
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: diarrhea this morning. But it was regular diarrhea.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: You had iceberg lettuce or romaine? I don't know.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: It was shredded in a falafel.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: I think that's usually iceberg.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: I think it was just regular diarrhea. Didn't feel parasitic.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right. Because I've been eating romaine this whole time.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: I didn't stop.
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: Didn't stop, huh?
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: Bold move. They said it was in the iceberg, and
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: I was like, great.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Great.
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been pretty cautious up until now, but took
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: a chance and paid off.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Whatever. I have diarrhea every day. Who cares?
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: It's fine. You need some fiber.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Me?
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: I have plenty of fiber. It doesn't stick.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: It doesn't take.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: I don't think I chew enough. It all comes out
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: the same way.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: You gotta chew better.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: There's lettuce in there when I go.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: Just full chunks.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Small, but intact. Intact. He just talks about his
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: poop on the podcast. Why does he even have that?
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: I feel like we've been talking about diarrhea too much lately,
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: but in our defense, it's like, it's topical. It's very topical.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: What are we going to talk about the news?
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Do you want me to not talk about my poop?
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: It's my show.
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got, I got a thing.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: We don't talk.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: I can pivot from poop. No, I don't have a
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: good segue. Um, So a rare book dealer. Yeah, this
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: is a bad segue, but poop, a rare book dealer
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: got a massive order of like thousands and thousands of books.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: And they got really suspicious about who was ordering all
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: these books. So they hit an air tag in it,
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: like one of those Apple air tags. And they tracked
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: it to an Amazon AI facility that scans and shreds books.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: How fucked up is that?
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: That's been happening.
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: Rare books, and they're just shredding them?
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: Wait, why?
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: Don't shred them. Just keep them. Sell them again.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Because to scan it, they have to cut the binding off.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: Are you serious?
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: That's how that works?
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, I hate that. It has to lay flat. And
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: it's probably faster.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm sure it's faster.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Just discard the pages.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: Zip, zip, zip.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: Rare books, though? I hate that.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: So Amazon's just destroying books?
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: They're just destroying books for money.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: Didn't they start off as a bookseller? They did. What
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: kind of full-circle bullshit is this?
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: I know, right? That's what I'm saying. Just sell the books.
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: Isn't that your whole shtick? You sell books? So now
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: you're destroying the books so you can digitize them and
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: be the only people with the copyright access to the
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: printed material but the actual physical book no longer exists
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: because you destroyed.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: It they want to own it and never let anyone
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: read it yeah we're we're like in the middle of
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: like five different dystopian movies right now like there's like
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: you got the fahrenheit 451 going on you've got handmaid's
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: tale got some little bit of 1984 it's yeah this is.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: Uh And then just pepper in some idiocracy.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: And yeah, this is a nightmare.
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: I just, I can't. That's not a sprinkle.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: Idiocracy is the base.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: That's the foundation. But for, for the first and biggest
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: online retailer books to just be destroying books, when you
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: can be selling books because you're a bookseller, like just
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: sell the books. scant i i hate it it just that.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: Grinds my gears yeah that one pisses me off like
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: yeah right now i'd say that as if like the
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: other eight things that was just listed don't piss me off.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah you know there's like the thing is the other
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: things are obvious like obviously you're destroying this country and
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: i hate that and everyone should hate it and give
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: us health care and all the talking points. This is
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: just obvious, but this is like one of those, it's like,
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: this just feels evil. Like you're just doing like, this
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: is a small like thing that no one's really paying
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: attention to. That's not really affecting people, but it's just like,
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: it's hurting culture.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: I think that's what it is. It's like, it's so
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: under the radar that you're like, yeah, you think nobody's watching.
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I just, it irks me. It irks me in
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: a different way.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: At least the rest of the evil is right out
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: in the open. This feels sneaky.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't like it.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: I don't like it. I don't like it.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: A lot of bad's happening, and this is just like
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: another bad that doesn't have to happen, but it still is.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: Fuck you, Jeff Bezos.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Damn right. Yeah.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: He's going to be one of those computer brains.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: After we're all dead. Yeah, for sure. Yelling at each
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: other in a room.
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: I hope the aliens finish him off. Those computers, when
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: they find him One day, eventually. Thousands of years in
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: the future.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Hopefully he just explodes in the next dick rocket.
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's always a dick rocket. But the thing is,
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: once you become a computer brain, then you can copy
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: yourself and then you can send a computer brain in
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: a dick rocket and you can send a computer brain
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: in a bunker.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, he's not a computer brain yet. Not yet.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: We gotta figure out how to stop the computer brains
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: from happening. We're gonna have to travel. To Singapore.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: Singapore.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Singapore. Well, how do you say it?
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Singapore.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: Singapore.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Singapore.
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: What were we talking about?
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Singapore.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: What the hell are people eating there's nothing you can
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: trust you might be better starving if your stomach won't
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: adjust salad gives you diarrhea burgers give you worse now
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: there's cringy circulating that will put you in a hearse
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: jalapenos leave you burning but not just in the mouth.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: Guess you should have checked the produce that was.
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: Coming from the south ice.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: All the food is poison.
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: The morons run the show.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Whether it's imported or domestic crops we grow.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: All the food is poison.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: You can't kill it with heat.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: Don't trust the politicians and I wouldn't trust the meat.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Can't eat frozen berries. It's all just one bad dream.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: I hope we all wake up soon cause there's glass
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: in the ice cream. It's turning people's stomach and now
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: everybody's sick.
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: It's coming out of both ends. You don't even have
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: to pick. We're having new pork.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: Problems just in time for fall. They'll just pay your
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: donation since it's cheaper than recall.
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: You said to save the country. You told us now
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: we're great.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: I hope you're very happy cause that's horse meat on
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: your plate.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: All the food is pork.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: The morons run the show whether it's imported or domestic
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: crops we grow all the food is poison.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: You can't kill it with heat.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: Don't trust the politicians and i wouldn't trust the meat
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: oh Infiltrate Infiltrate Deregulate Deregulate Contaminate Contaminate Devastate Devastate It
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: can wait It can wait Fabricate Fabricate Resuscitate Resuscitate It's
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: too late It's too late All the food is poison
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: All the food is poison The morons run the show
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: Whether it's imported or domestic crops we grow All the
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: food is poison You can't kill it with heat Don't
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: trust the politicians and I wouldn't trust the meat