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STIMULATED: SIGNS YOU SHOULD RUN · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Addie, tell me how you would feel in this situation.
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  Speaker 1: I love this quick easy miss. I've missed it, very quick,
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  Speaker 1: very easy, very simple. I have a feeling we have
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  Speaker 1: never done it. You're in the shower, okay, your phone
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  Speaker 1: starts ringing? Oh no, how do you feel?
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  Speaker 2: Stayute later? What do you do in that scenario?
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  Speaker 3: Do you let it ring out and deal with it
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  Speaker 3: later or do you stop midshower, get out, dry your
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  Speaker 3: hand and try to.
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  Speaker 2: Answer It depends on what is you can't see.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes it's foggy in there, but if I can see, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 3: I'll poke my head out me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, this is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: If it's you, because because I see you so often
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  Speaker 1: and talk to you whatever. But if it's someone if
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  Speaker 1: it was Beth, I would also leave it because I
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  Speaker 1: see it so often, talk to us so often. But
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  Speaker 1: if it was like I don't talk to my dad
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  Speaker 1: too often. If it was my dad, I'd probably be like,
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  Speaker 1: oh shit, was he one?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, So if it was someone that doesn't call
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  Speaker 2: me off, and I'd be like fuck yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It should be the other way around. But I give
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  Speaker 3: priority to the people that I actually talked to.
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  Speaker 2: Actually say.
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  Speaker 3: We had a rare scenario where I had to call
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  Speaker 3: Jake and an answer immediately, and I was I was
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  Speaker 3: calling and it was like ringing a few times, and
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  Speaker 3: I was thinking, this motherfucker is not going to.
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  Speaker 2: Pick up OI. You're lucky I did because thanks.
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  Speaker 1: I was packing my bags to come here, and when
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  Speaker 1: I go to bed, I go silent and do not disturb. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And in the morning I turned off do not disturb,
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  Speaker 1: but I didn't turn off silent saw and my phone
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  Speaker 1: was and I had forgot to charge my phone that night,
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  Speaker 1: so I was charging my bedside table and I had
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  Speaker 1: left my room while packing and walked back in it
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  Speaker 1: for some reason, and then I saw my phone on
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, it's on and you were call
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  Speaker 1: me and.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, fuck, he's lucky.
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  Speaker 3: Thank the lords, Thank the lords. But today we are
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  Speaker 3: starting with make this.
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  Speaker 2: Word, make that way. We're gonna try again.
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  Speaker 3: This time. We have a random letter generator for the
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  Speaker 3: start of the word. It will start with the letter
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  Speaker 3: and the end of the word what it will end with. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: are we going to go? Are we allowing three letter words?
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  Speaker 3: Let's try four. I think it'll be funny because we
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  Speaker 3: won't get yeah. And then who cares to it takes
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  Speaker 3: a minute and then go three. So, got a random
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  Speaker 3: generator in front of us, generate the first letter of
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  Speaker 3: the word P and the last letter of the word PG.
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  Speaker 2: I've got pig already. That's three pig page. No, that
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  Speaker 2: sends with an E. Sorry, yeah, you're kind of composed
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  Speaker 2: at the moment. We'll be what are these words? PO,
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  Speaker 2: P A W G like isn't that like a porn thing?
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  Speaker 2: I've seen that word before. Yeah, yeah, look it up,
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  Speaker 2: A W G. I gotta get up. That's oh, that's
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  Speaker 2: terrible if I know that. Okay, P A W G.
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  Speaker 2: Ah doesn't easy? Okay, okay, so P and G, PUG.
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  Speaker 2: There's three. It's really this is really hard. Porridge.
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  Speaker 1: No three letters, pigh you can have it. I'll got three.
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  Speaker 1: Stick with four, super four.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Next letter starts with B, ends with J B J.
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  Speaker 2: What the letter ends with J? I think this one scrapped?
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  Speaker 2: Nothing else with a J. Yeah, there's not a word
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  Speaker 2: in the world that ends with jay. Starts with why
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  Speaker 2: or you're gonna do that? Why? And with G yelling Wow,
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  Speaker 2: that was good. That was great.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't even fucking think you didn't have time to
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  Speaker 3: think great and again.
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  Speaker 2: The next round starts with t ends with W tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: Oh whoa your brain is on on a day?
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  Speaker 2: Let's me S.
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  Speaker 3: Starts with J ends with B jab three jam jam jam.
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  Speaker 3: So it was like like a silent.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna be like you know, how isn't there like a
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  Speaker 2: beat as silent something? Jab with the double B? What
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  Speaker 2: is that a word? That's it? I don't think I
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  Speaker 2: can do one. I think jab's it? Jabs it okay.
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  Speaker 3: It starts with P ends with N pin for three
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  Speaker 3: threeship philippine, No that we gain p A I N
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  Speaker 3: let's go. Starts with R ends with S rabbits good one.
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  Speaker 3: I think you're not allowed to do s's. I think
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  Speaker 3: it actually has to be a word that the S
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  Speaker 3: isn't like adding something on.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'll give you that. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Don't that's I'll give yourself. Starts with H, ends with
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  Speaker 3: G hailing What does that mean? Hailing like healing outside hailing?
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  Speaker 3: I thought you meant like hailing get a taxi?
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  Speaker 2: Ing is easy? Is so easy? Starts with t ends
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  Speaker 2: with R T that's three. Tinker. I'm a tinker.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a tinkering tink shot there you go even longer
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  Speaker 3: word tink shot.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you gotta aggressive? I'm just asking a question. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Two more starts with N ends with L nails nail four.
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  Speaker 3: Last one starts with v ends with you.
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  Speaker 2: N v you No, that's me. I start to be
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  Speaker 2: ends of you? Nothing else with you? Voodoo how do
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  Speaker 2: not voodoo? No v o O d o go again again?
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  Speaker 3: Starts with D ends with s dead's deaths deaths. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: al right, guys, that was the start, and get our
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  Speaker 3: brands going.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're ready, We are ready.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: First up on today's menu is signs you should run,
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  Speaker 2: run fast for your mother and first for your father. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: are you ready? Yeah? I will go first.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Signs you should run He does sock shoe sock shoe.
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  Speaker 3: Crazy, so he has just a foot with a sock
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  Speaker 3: and a shoe, and then a foot with just nothing
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  Speaker 3: on it for a second. You should be sprinting if
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  Speaker 3: you see that. Yeah, bro, that's that's monster. He's a monster.
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  Speaker 3: I think I can do one better. What signs you
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  Speaker 3: should run? He claps when a plane lands. I've never
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  Speaker 3: been on a plane where someone's yeah really yeah, I've
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  Speaker 3: gone through turbulence as well.
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  Speaker 2: And I've never been on a clane where someone's like, oh.
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  Speaker 3: God, if my man did that, I'll be like I'm running.
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  Speaker 1: Oh what about? Do you think it's valid to be
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  Speaker 1: scared of turbulence? Yeah, but if you know science, you're fine.
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  Speaker 1: Man a plane, remember you're in jello. Yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 1: that's what the area is around the plane. Signs you
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  Speaker 1: should run. They face the water in the shower.
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  Speaker 2: Do people do that? I don't know. I'm just saying
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  Speaker 2: that if they do, you should run.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine that first time you have a shower of your
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  Speaker 3: man or your girl and it is like, ye face
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  Speaker 3: first there.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine imagine you're in there brushing your teeth and your
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  Speaker 1: man's having a shower and he's facing the water the
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  Speaker 1: whole time, and it's just like hitting his chest and
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  Speaker 1: then he kind of walks under his his face, and
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  Speaker 1: then are you be thinking what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: You would be surprised, I reckon how many people have
• 7:15
  Speaker 3: like weird types of showers, or like how they don't
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  Speaker 3: clean themselves properly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean people give us ship because we don't
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  Speaker 1: clean our feet or legs with soap.
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  Speaker 2: The sod runs down? It does? It runs down?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, signs you should run? He calls a chicken snitsel
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  Speaker 3: a chicken parmajanaw.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there's the debate in Australia of chicken pame or
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  Speaker 1: chicken parma. Yeah, what do you say parmajana?
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like you're saying like vagina, chicken palma or chicken mozelle.
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  Speaker 1: So I think New South Wales is pam yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: then South Australia is palma.
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  Speaker 2: I never say either.
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying, in the contents of like the chicken sninsels
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  Speaker 3: without all like the sauce and cheese and stuff and
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  Speaker 3: all that, parmajana. That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wait, so you're saying signs you should run?
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  Speaker 3: Is that if he calls just a plaine chicken schnitz l,
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  Speaker 3: a chicken parmesana.
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  Speaker 2: You should run? Who's doing that? People do that? Wait
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  Speaker 2: a second. I don't think anyone in.
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  Speaker 3: The world is looking at a plane chicken schnitzel and saying, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: do you mind if I just get the oh sorry,
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  Speaker 3: thanks for my chicken parmesana.
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  Speaker 2: People do it. There's no fucking way anyone does that.
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  Speaker 2: Well you should run.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe talking about everyone's probably ran away from the people.
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  Speaker 1: So the fact that you say parmajana is crazy. I
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  Speaker 1: think it's parmajana like pamagana. Like you're saying it like
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  Speaker 1: ja parmagana.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. For some reason, that sounds crazy to me.
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  Speaker 3: You're just thinking of vagina, so you can think about
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  Speaker 3: his vagina, vagina chicken parmajana. Yeah, I feel like you're
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  Speaker 3: saying chicken parmagana. We're Australian mate, not Italian papagana. Signs
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  Speaker 3: you should run. He was good in bed from the start, oh,
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  Speaker 3: because who cooked here? But then you get to reap
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  Speaker 3: the benefits. I disagree with that one. You don't have
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  Speaker 3: to put in the hard yard. You don't have to
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  Speaker 3: teach him a thing or two. He had a life
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  Speaker 3: before you.
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  Speaker 2: Not allowed, not allowed.
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  Speaker 3: I disagree someone's cooked you want to teach him. A
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  Speaker 3: girl's done her due diligence, and you get to reap
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  Speaker 3: the benefits. But that situation has never happened once in life,
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you should run if it has.
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  Speaker 3: But it's unrealistic. No girls ever had sex with a
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  Speaker 3: guy on the first time.
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  Speaker 2: Here's what I should say. Okay, here's what I should say.
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  Speaker 2: Signs you should run.
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  Speaker 1: All right, you didn't have to teach him anything so
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  Speaker 1: he can be good. Yeah, right, but like you can't
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  Speaker 1: even think of a thing he needs help with.
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  Speaker 3: That's a sign you should Yeah, and Fervor had to
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  Speaker 3: teach Race anything.
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  Speaker 2: No, he taught her stuff. Oh yeah, I reckon, he
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  Speaker 2: taught her stuff. He's old.
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  Speaker 1: He's like for five hundred six. Yeah, he's like six
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  Speaker 1: hundred year old and she's like twenty. There's no way
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  Speaker 1: he's not the one teaching in Oh don't know, let's
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  Speaker 1: move on. Okay, signs you should run. His bio says entrepreneur.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, how would you feel if someone called you an entrepreneur?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I think if you in the real world, I think
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  Speaker 3: it's fine. But like that bio like claiming it.
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  Speaker 2: For some reason.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like when people claim entrepreneurship, Yeah, it.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of gives me the yick for some reason. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it should. I don't know why I
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  Speaker 1: think it should. I think it should just come to
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  Speaker 1: you if you're a entrepreneur. People should just be able
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: to figure that out for themselves.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: I think when people will say a description of themselves
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  Speaker 1: will be like entrepreneur, founder, blah blah blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 3: You don't see people in their bios saying like nurse teacher. True,
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  Speaker 3: but I feel I put entrepreneur. Why are entrepreneurs so
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  Speaker 3: proud be entrepreneurs and everyone else is kind of just
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: like humble in their choice job. They feel like being
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  Speaker 3: an entrepreneur is so much better than everyone else that
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  Speaker 3: it needs to be put in their Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: By Its like an claim to fame. Why?
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  Speaker 3: But I think the only people who do it are
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  Speaker 3: the ones who don't make any money from being an entrepreneur.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So the entrepreneurs that make good money, they don't give
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  Speaker 3: a fuck about the title.
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just out there. I just give a fuck
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  Speaker 2: about the money. Yeah, all right, call me what you want.
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  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But someone that's out of here saying I am an entrepreneur, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we said entrepreneur that many times?
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  Speaker 2: Signs you should run. He can sleep with one leg
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  Speaker 2: off the bed, not easy, not fearing the monsters.
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  Speaker 3: He's not scared of monsters at all that might grab
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  Speaker 3: it off the bed is wild. I have a knee
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  Speaker 3: out of the sheets or out of the covers.
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  Speaker 2: Middle of summer, Yeah, I can to be flat.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's crazy that I can do this sometimes
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  Speaker 1: middle of summer, Yeah, I can sleep, but no covers
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  Speaker 1: on at all.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I still think it's crazy you don't use like
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  Speaker 3: a top sheet.
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: I think it's crazy you use a top sheet. Cleanliness,
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: my friend, clean your fucking doner cover?
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  Speaker 2: Bro.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I only have to clean the sheet way.
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  Speaker 3: I do that every single week and then.
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  Speaker 1: But also, just because you have a sheet doesn't mean
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  Speaker 1: you're not like touching in shit the doner.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the actual quid.
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  Speaker 3: But ninety five percent of my body is under the sheet,
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  Speaker 3: just my.
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  Speaker 2: Head's out of it. But how is it cleanly? If
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  Speaker 2: cleanly is that a word? How is it? How is
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  Speaker 2: it more clean? How is it cleaner to have a.
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  Speaker 3: Top sheet if will you sweat during the night and
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: your skin sheds and then that's going straight on your doner? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so you're washing your quilt once a month? Yeah, I
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: wash my bed sheets quilt included, like quil cover included
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  Speaker 3: once a week.
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  Speaker 2: No, you don't be a little bit bad. You used
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  Speaker 2: to do it like I used to do it less.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I used to do it less, but that was
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  Speaker 3: the past, all right, I'm a new man.
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  Speaker 2: I do it quickly. We're talking about you. We're doing
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  Speaker 2: it more frequent. I was talking about it. What do
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  Speaker 2: you mean we're still talking about me because I do
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: it more frequent. Bev shares the bed, So are you
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: talking about? How does this any I still do it
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  Speaker 2: once a week now.
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  Speaker 3: I knew you before, Beth, and if no one else
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  Speaker 3: was in that bed, you weren't doing it. So that's
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  Speaker 3: on Beth. We can thank Beth for being clean, not you,
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: but that doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: Make it different. I'm still cleaner now, are y? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Eight eight months ago? You dirty little girl? Are you
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: talking about? Why does it matter? Sitting in your shady.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it's cleaner to have a fucking top sheet.
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  Speaker 3: Yes it is, and then have a quilt.
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  Speaker 1: Especially, it would be cleaner if you still washed everything
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  Speaker 1: the same amount of frequency. But because you wash your
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  Speaker 1: quilt less frequent, it's the same cleanliness.
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  Speaker 2: Also as me.
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  Speaker 3: The sheet also comes up and goes around the top
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  Speaker 3: of the duno where your head is, so basically like
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  Speaker 3: two percent of your body. You're trying to tell me
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  Speaker 3: that you don't move around at night and the sheet's
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  Speaker 3: never a little bit lower and just the june is
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  Speaker 3: touching you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it is, yeah, exactly, because it's so. How about
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  Speaker 2: fuck off. It's it's five percent compared to your whole body.
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  Speaker 1: How about off and clean it once a week and
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: then talk to me about cleanliness instead of cleaning it
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  Speaker 1: once a monkey rumb.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: You're claiming what BEF didn't you like you? What are
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: you talking about. I'm allowed to claim that because I
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: now do it and live it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but if you don't give her credit, if you never
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  Speaker 2: met BEF, it never would have happened. So it happened.
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  Speaker 2: So it's not but it happened. I can still claim
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  Speaker 2: it because they do one. It happened. I'll thank Beth,
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  Speaker 2: not you. Hey, I'll give her credit. I still do
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  Speaker 2: it credit that it's all I'm going to clean them. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you're home all the time, she's working. I think it
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: was beat. Signs you should run. Your boyfriend's name is Jake,
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  Speaker 2: Oh go on this way? Yeah, signs you should run.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: He free balls and jeans. Who does that? I'm just saying,
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  Speaker 2: if he does, you shot on. Yeah, that's wild.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine after like a nice date, you're about to get
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  Speaker 3: down and dirty hands come up. He's wearing balling in gee,
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: that would be the biggest turn, honestly, just free balling
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  Speaker 3: and anything but trackies. Yeah, yeah, I'll do their occasional
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: footy shorts.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you know, that's fine. Yeah, but I mean anything leisurely. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: anytime you leave the.
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  Speaker 1: I when I was, I went through a phase from
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  Speaker 1: like seven to ten, I loved freeborn.
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  Speaker 2: It's really good for you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good for because girls always like to wear underwear,
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: like tied underwear, like even a sleep It's really good
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  Speaker 3: to everything out down there.
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  Speaker 2: Fair.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: One time, I actually was told in you six that
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: if you wear underwear to bed, it's like hugging your balls,
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: and you're you don't get as big of a dick
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  Speaker 1: just because of that, and you should at night just
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  Speaker 1: let everything hang loose.
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  Speaker 2: Ever since then, never wore on is to bed. I
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: don't fear that my dick's not going to I think
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: that's the reason. I think the good reason is because
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: balls like.
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  Speaker 3: The most complicated temperature system down there, and having him
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: breathe like, let them.
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  Speaker 2: Just be free. Is that they're on the outside of
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  Speaker 2: your body.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, signs you should run. Is he asked you
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: what your body count is?
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Facts, that's a good one. Yeah, ship, signs you should run.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: He can't swallow pills. I can do heap, say, I
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: think I can do. I can do about four max.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: I don't normally take more than four pills at a time, but.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: I reckon I could do a lot. Yeah, okay, you reckon.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: You could actually challenge yourself to a properble handful.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Yea, I could too. I would be a little bit
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: like yeah, when I was for that one, to be fair,
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: it's like, I don't know over the edge of fifteen.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: So the ickiest thing is no, I think I can
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: say this.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: You're at a club or a festival and their performance
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: enhands is there, and someone goes to take one and
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: they want to have fun, but they can't take a pill.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: That's such an air you don't get that fun. Yeah,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: you know, you fucking swallow a pill.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: I again, when I was younger, I didn't like pills,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: and so the way I started so because I can
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: do a bunch now, but the way I did it
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: was I was at a friend's house, one time and
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: was scared to swallow the pill. I was like on
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: any biox or something, and so I had to have
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: the pill crushed in like yogurt. So yeah, exactly for real,
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: And because I was scared to swallow the pill. And
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: I remember my friend giving me ship. So I was like, okay,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: I gotta fucking learn how to swallow pills. I started
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: with rice.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Really, one grain of grass two three four. I was like,
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: that's easy. I can do a pill.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Ever since then, you were training, Yeah, I just I
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: trained myself.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is, the fear of pills.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: I remember when I was a kid, Remember when all
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: the parents went through that like fish oil error. Yeah,
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: and they were shaped like a fish too.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's with that? They're not anymore?
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Were the ones I buy when I need it, But
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: I remember I used to fucking hate it because they
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: tasted like shit. They didn't have like that cool coating
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: around the outside of the kids, and I used to
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: just go to the bathroom and put them down the stick.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's actually fair. I used to hate taking the medicine.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: When you're a kid, you when you're too young to
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: have pills and you have to take the kid's medicine.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: I used to taste good.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Wait, but whenever I was a kid, I always got six,
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: so I'd be on anybiotics all the time. Like chest
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: infections the most disgusting thing ever. So I used to
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: go and say to my mum, I'm going in to
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: the bathroom to take it, because I'm gonna take it
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: and go next to it in case I vomit. I
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: go in, pretend to take it, dump it down a sap,
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: and then I just keep my chest.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: I remember when we were kids, the chest medicines taste
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: like shit, but the running nose one tastes amazing. So
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: you were hoping for a running Yeah, yeah, yea, yeah, Okay,
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: I got last one. Signs you should run. He has
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: a girl best friend. Facts, bro, that's DNA.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got last one. Signs you should run. They
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: say riceand not recent.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Who says that, dude. There's a debate online. Some people say,
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: listening to the dramatized audio, it's recent.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I would even I would allow Lord. I would allowed.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: So if you say riceand you can die. If you
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: don't say recan, I would allow resand Nah. I think
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: it's weird, but I would allow it better than riceand
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: it's not I see exactly. Yeah, that's I'm saying. That's
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: why rice and is dumb. It'ses I'm a bad reader,
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: and I think it's And also because I have a
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: friend named Reese. We went to school him. Yeah, yeah,
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: his name.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Is spelled forgot about that our h y s and
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: his name is Reese Cony.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Carpenter. I think he's spark.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Next up on the menu, we thought we might just
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: list off some red flags to give him a little
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: bit of awareness, maybe get some things off our ches.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Yah yah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we've learned.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Because we haven't done this in a little while. So
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: red flag, he calls you, you miss it, and you
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: call him back not even one second after, and he
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: doesn't pick up. Yeah, I hate that. My biggest pet
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: peet to me, Just.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: What are you doing? You just called me? You should
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: be waiting for my call. I had it when your
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: parents do it. Yeah, okay.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Red flags when the exclusive period is going over three
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: months and he still hasn't asked you to be his girlfriend.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Oh massive, that's actually a good one, massive red flag.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Red flag. He wears designer clothes, Oh good one. He
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: uses an Android.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't know if that's a red flag
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: or like an ick. Yeah, some of those Androids, there's
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: such better phones than the iPhones. They just look terrible,
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: like technology wise, if you go down and break your
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: phone down and go to like the rare red flags.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Man's plaining, all right, red Flag. He refers to his
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: friendship group as the Boys. Ooh fuck do I do that?
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: The boys? Me and the Boys?
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, red flag, he says, we when talking about his
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: favorite sports team.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: We love that one Red Flag. He once did muy
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: tie overseas and won't let you forget it.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: That's a good one Red Flags. He's a just having
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: one more beer type of guy.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: Ah, we hate those type of guys. My last one
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Red Flag. It's been three years and he's still in
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: his DJ face.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Run that. It depends is he getting gigs?
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: If he's getting gigs, all right, yeah yeah. But if
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: he's just practices, I suppose it's like, I don't know
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: why why does DJing have such a bad rep.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: But if you like, just go home and play the guitar,
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: get chilling.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can go home and just DJ for a
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: fucking a hobby. Yeah, you allowed to like have a hobby.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why are we roasting them?
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: I saw this video a girl made and she was
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: crying in it, and she goes, I just saw someone
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: say that a girl trying to become an influencer is
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: the equivalent of a guy trying to become a rapper.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, and she was like, I didn't need to
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: hear that today. You could add DJ to the mix.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was thinking shit, Like another one is a
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: guy trying to become a podcaster is like trying to
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: become a rapper or something like. It's it's this thing
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: where it's kind of like, why the fuck would you
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: try that?
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: It is brownd upon highly, but that's also kind of
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: the crabs in the bucket thing. Let someone have a crack,
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it also makes it so much nicer when you
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: break out.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Let someone have a crack.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Red flags post his whole life online, but won't post
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: you big red flag, red flags, shooting his shot, is
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: liking a bikini story, big red flag, red flags. He's
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: just so focused on his career right now. Come on, man,
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: I'm just an entrepreneur trying to start my business. Fuck
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: that was stimulated. Guys, we love you we'll see you
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: on the main episode, day Bab