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Bonus IMPROV - I'll Get You a Gullet Juice · Very Fine Friends

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  wow we really lost the energy after i hit record why are you doing that where is that coming from
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  joe you look like an idiot now what no listeners you don't understand the listeners i've been
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  swayed.
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  Welcome to very fine friends.
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  Improv.
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  That's beautiful.
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  Thank you.
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  I just very far like you.
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  Thank you.
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  Appreciate it.
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  Joe.
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  Yes,
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  babe.
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  Can we get a suggestion, babe?
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  You sure can, babe.
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  Your suggestion is conversion.
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  Conversion.
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  Conversion.
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  Conversion.
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  Have you ever, like, changed?
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  Never.
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  I've been the same my whole life.
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  Really?
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  Yeah.
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  Wow.
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  Yeah.
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  I came out like this.
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  me too
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  oh my god
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  I've never changed
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  I love that
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  I love that Ross
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  we're two rocks in a river
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  I guess those change over time
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  no they don't
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  the water dries away and the rock is left alone
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  completely the same
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  as it was
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  eons ago
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  eons
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  hello same rocks
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  that's what god said
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  that's interesting
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  yeah I don't know
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  you know what else converts
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  the metric system
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  the metric system
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  money
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  chemicals
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  I learned about that in chemistry
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  what do they convert into
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  other chemicals
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  oh yeah
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  it's boring
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  is it turned into a car or something yeah turn into a useful turn into something i'll go as they
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  say south of the border turn into algo what's that in something oh you said south of the border i
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  don't know why that made me i was thinking like new mexico i was thinking taco bell yeah like kind
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  of i think maybe that's what it was i'm thinking like texas i'm not bright um most of the world
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  uses the metric system right yeah and we the only ones or we almost the only ones that don girl I don know How did we do that We just said no We just said no
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  But I mean, how was there even another system at all?
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  It just made it.
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  Like if there were already meters who was like,
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  no, no, no, I want it to be a yard.
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  That's exactly what happened.
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  Someone's like, no, this is the way I measure it,
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  and I call it a yard.
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  It's like someone had a thing of water,
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  and I'm like, oh, is that a lita?
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  town they were like it's our cup
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  like
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  don't know what that is
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  and then they figured it out later
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  yeah he was probably
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  like his cool his like cousin from the
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  UK or whatever it was called then
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  came to visit and he was trying to like impress
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  him he's like oh yeah we don't have that
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  over there we've got gallons
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  yeah yeah and then he had to tell everyone in town
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  like oh my god I started this
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  thing go with it yeah just like
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  be cool okay he's kind of a dick yeah
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  and then here we are
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  And now, improv
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  I guess it's cool that your family is letting me stay here
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  I don't know
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  It's weird because I've always been the cool cousin
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  Yeah, you keep reminding us
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  I kind of feel like I'm slumming it a little bit
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  You don't know
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  But I feel like this is kind of like the cousinly duty.
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  I'll teach you the cool things in the world.
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  And then.
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  Okay.
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  Well, I really appreciate that, Chip.
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  Yeah, sure.
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  We're in our 30s now.
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  And the same thing that you used to do is not, you know, we're just beyond that.
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  So you're welcome here.
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  I appreciate you stop calling it a slum.
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  We're happy to have you, your family.
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  Oh, would you call it something else here?
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  I mean, cool people call it a slum.
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  When it's, you know, like a really crappy place.
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  Like ironically?
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  No, just, that's just the word.
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  That's just the word?
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  What's the word that cool people use?
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  We have cool lingo, basically.
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  What do you mean?
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  Who, where?
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  Cool people.
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  Oh.
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  Cool people, you wouldn't know.
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  I wouldn't know because I'm not cool.
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  Correct.
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  So this is a slum and that means it's good.
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  Yeah, no, no, it means, yeah, not good.
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  That's what slum means.
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  i know but you don't use it that way i i've never once heard you call um an apartment so you are
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  insulting our place well i mean that's what the cool the cool kids insult places that's what we
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  do anyway well thanks a lot you dick what does that mean what do you mean what does it mean it
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  I'm calling you out for
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  Is that your
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  slang for cool?
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  No
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  You know dick
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  Whatever
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  Hey
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  I don't know
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  I don't know
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  Like we gotta
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  Cool
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  Us cool people have a different word for everything So Anyway Okay What on the old banana box You want you want fruit
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  No, dude. The banana box.
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  Is the game on? Can we watch it?
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  The television?
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  Yeah. I don't, what is that what you call it?
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  Get the hell out of here.
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  You do not call that a banana box.
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  I call it a banana box.
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  Chip, shut up.
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  Grover, I'm serious.
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  Yes, the game is on.
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  Sit and watch.
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  Cool, cool.
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  Yeah, we call it a skirmie.
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  Oh, okay.
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  That's cool, cool.
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  See, you've got your own slang for things.
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  Yeah, sit down on the butt cradle and I'll get you a gullet juice.
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  Solid, solid, man.
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  Come on, I'm fucking with you.
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  No, what?
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  That sounded really cool.
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  I thought I was maybe finally rubbing off on you.
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  I would love some gullet juice.
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  Thank you.
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  all right god you have such a comfortable book cradle too this is interesting uh all right
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  i'll be right back okay um listen i just got off the radio speak
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  you're what's radio speak what oh it's just this thing that you used to talk to people who aren't
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  here they have one in their house what are you saying man what do you mean you just you just
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  depress the the clackers and if you do it in the right order you get someone on the
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  on the other wave oh oh yeah you're talking about the diamond doggy
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  oh the diamond doggy
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  and you press the wonkles
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  and then you get to somebody on the other end
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  you must have rubbed up on me
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  yeah and that's how you call people
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  it's on the diamond doggy
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  sorry
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  yeah
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  I wish I knew another language
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  I wish I knew dork speak but I don't
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  I only know cool people talk
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  oh it's okay because I'm learning fast
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  I would say
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  hey what do you say we go out and party
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  still waiting on that gullet juice by the way
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  oh here it is
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  sweet yeah well hopefully not
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  no that's code for sour
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  oh right of course
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  yeah
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  listen I think you're a little too cool for me
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  hey hey
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  but we're family
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  we're family man
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  yeah
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  I know
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  but I have this really cool chick
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  I want to set you up with
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  she's very cool
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  that's why it didn't work out with me and her
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  she much cooler than me 10 times cooler oh oh oh you talking about oh you talking about me a meat sheath that that what i That what I call ladies
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  It's a little gross.
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  I never would have thought that.
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  You're going to love this one.
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  This is a meat sheath
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  handcrafted
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  by Big Daddy.
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  Nice.
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  Sweet.
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  Cut to the date.
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  Hey.
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  Hey, what's up?
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  You must be Chip.
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  Yeah, yeah.
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  Oh, hey.
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  Thanks for taking me to this recipe box.
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  Whoa.
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  Yeah.
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  I knew, okay.
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  Grover said I'd like you.
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  He didn't tell me how cool you were.
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  Cool?
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  Cool, yeah.
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  Recipe box.
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  I call it that too.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  Who wouldn't?
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  Only a nerd wouldn't say recipe box.
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  Yeah.
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  By the way, just wanted to let you know,
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  your topsy walnuts look so good.
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  Thanks so much.
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  I'm glad that you told me that because I can see the outline of your South American eggs.
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  and yeah, I'm looking forward to the friction mission.
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  You know?
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  Thank you so much.
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  Yeah.
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  Yo, sweet.
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  It's so nice to finally be around someone cool.
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  Grover just didn't get it.
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  No, no, it's not his fault.
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  He's borderline stupid.
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  That's what cool people call it.
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  Yeah.
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  Wow, this is going so well.
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  Yeah.
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  Do you want to share a bolus
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  Or do you want to each get our own thing?
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  Hey, I want to share, baby.
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  Okay, wow.
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  Oh my God.
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  You're so thermogenic.
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  Thank you.
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  Thank you for noticing that.
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  Yeah.
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  Can I just, can I just say,
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  I'm really, really excited for the friction later.
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  The friction?
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  Oh, the friction mission.
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  The friction mission.
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  I'm sorry.
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  The Frick Mish.
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  Oh yeah, yeah, Frick Mish
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  Oh, me too, and I normally don't do that
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  But tonight
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  Yeah
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  Yeah
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  Let's just say
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  You might want to
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  Shave off that
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  Northern goatee
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  Because
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  If you don't
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  I'm going to ride it off
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  Some things don't need a new word
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  Seed
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  Thank you.