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- 0:00Speaker 1: Section twenty four of the Book of the Thousand Nights
- 0:04Speaker 1: and a Night, Volume nine. This is a LibriVox recording.
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- 0:17Speaker 1: by Michel Frye Batonrouge, Louisiana in November two thousand eighteen.
- 0:23Speaker 1: The Book of the Thousand Nights and a Night, Volume
- 0:27Speaker 1: nine by anonymous, translated by Richard Francis Burton. When it
- 0:34Speaker 1: was the nine hundred and thirty fifth night, Shahrazad said,
- 0:39Speaker 1: it hath reached me o auspicious king, that when Abu
- 0:42Speaker 1: Khur beat Abu Sur and thrust him forth, he said
- 0:46Speaker 1: to those present, he is a thief who stealeth the
- 0:49Speaker 1: stuffs of folk. He hath robbed me of my cloth
- 0:52Speaker 1: how many a time, And I still said in myself, Allah,
- 0:56Speaker 1: forgive him. He is a poor man, and I cared
- 0:59Speaker 1: not to deal with him. So I used to give
- 1:02Speaker 1: my customers the worth of their goods and forbid him gently.
- 1:06Speaker 1: But he would not be forbidden. And if he come again,
- 1:09Speaker 1: I will send him to the king, who will put
- 1:11Speaker 1: him to death and rid the people of his mischief,
- 1:15Speaker 1: and the bystanders fell to abusing the barber after his
- 1:18Speaker 1: back was turned. Such was the behavior of Abu Khur.
- 1:23Speaker 1: But as regards Abu Sir, he returned to the khan
- 1:27Speaker 1: where he sat pondering that which the dyer had done
- 1:30Speaker 1: by him, and he remained seated until the burning of
- 1:33Speaker 1: the beating subsided. When he went out and walked among
- 1:37Speaker 1: the markets of the city, presently he bethought him to
- 1:41Speaker 1: go to the AmAm bath. So he said to one
- 1:43Speaker 1: of the townsfolk, Oh, my brother, which is the way
- 1:46Speaker 1: to the baths? Quoth the man? And what manner of
- 1:50Speaker 1: thing may the baths be? And quoth Abu Sir. Tis
- 1:54Speaker 1: a place where people wash themselves and do away with
- 1:57Speaker 1: their dirt and defilements, And it is of the best
- 2:00Speaker 1: of the good things of this world, replied the townsman,
- 2:05Speaker 1: Get thee to the sea. But the barber rejoined, I
- 2:08Speaker 1: want the hammam baths, cried the other. We know not
- 2:12Speaker 1: what manner of thing is the hamam, for we all
- 2:14Speaker 1: resort to the sea, even the king when he would
- 2:17Speaker 1: wash betaketh himself to the sea. When Abu Sir was
- 2:22Speaker 1: assured that there was no bath in the city, and
- 2:25Speaker 1: that the folk knew not the baths nor the fashion thereof.
- 2:28Speaker 1: He betook himself to the King's davan, and, kissing ground
- 2:32Speaker 1: between his hands, called down blessings on him, and said,
- 2:36Speaker 1: I am a stranger and a bath man by trade.
- 2:39Speaker 1: And I entered the city and thought to go to
- 2:42Speaker 1: the hammam, but found not one Herein how cometh a
- 2:46Speaker 1: city of this comely quality to lack a hammam? Seeing
- 2:50Speaker 1: that the bath is of the highest of the delights
- 2:52Speaker 1: of this world, quoth the King, what manner of thing
- 2:57Speaker 1: is the hammam? So Abu Sir seated to set forth
- 3:01Speaker 1: to him the quality of the bath, saying that capital
- 3:05Speaker 1: will not be a perfect city till there be a
- 3:07Speaker 1: hammam therein. Welcome to thee, said the King, and clad
- 3:12Speaker 1: him in a dress that had not its like, and
- 3:14Speaker 1: gave him a horse and two blackamore slaves, presently adding
- 3:18Speaker 1: four handmaids and as many white mamelukes. He also appointed
- 3:22Speaker 1: him a furnished house, and honored him yet more abundantly
- 3:26Speaker 1: than he had honored the dyer. After this he sent
- 3:29Speaker 1: builders with him, saying to them build him a hammam
- 3:32Speaker 1: in what place soever shall please him. So he took
- 3:36Speaker 1: them and went with them through the midst of the
- 3:38Speaker 1: city till he saw a stead that suited him. He
- 3:42Speaker 1: pointed it out to the builders, and they set to
- 3:44Speaker 1: work whilst he directed them, and they wrought till they
- 3:48Speaker 1: builded him a hammam that had not its like. Then
- 3:52Speaker 1: he bade them paint it, and they painted it rarely,
- 3:55Speaker 1: so that it was a delight to the beholders, After
- 3:58Speaker 1: which Abuser went up to the king and told him
- 4:01Speaker 1: that they had made an end of building and decorating
- 4:04Speaker 1: the hammam, adding their lacketh not save the furniture. The
- 4:09Speaker 1: king gave him ten thousand dinars, wherewith he furnished the
- 4:13Speaker 1: bath and ranged the napkins on the ropes, and all
- 4:16Speaker 1: who passed by the door stared at it, and their
- 4:19Speaker 1: mind confounded at its decorations. So the people crowded to
- 4:24Speaker 1: this spectacle, whose like they had never in their lives seen,
- 4:28Speaker 1: and solaced themselves by staring at it and saying, what
- 4:32Speaker 1: is this thing, to which Abusir replied, this is a hammam,
- 4:37Speaker 1: and they marveled thereat. Then he heated water and set
- 4:41Speaker 1: the bath a working, and he made a jetting fountain
- 4:45Speaker 1: in the great basin, which ravished the wit of all
- 4:48Speaker 1: who saw it, of the people of the city. Furthermore,
- 4:52Speaker 1: he sought of the king ten mamelukes not yet come
- 4:55Speaker 1: to manhood, and he gave him ten boys like moons,
- 4:59Speaker 1: whereupon Abu Sir proceeded to shampoo them, saying, do in
- 5:04Speaker 1: this wise with the bathers. Then he burnt perfumes and
- 5:09Speaker 1: sent out a crier to cry aloud in the city, saying, Oh,
- 5:13Speaker 1: creatures of Allah, get ye to the baths, which be
- 5:16Speaker 1: called the Sultan's Hamam. So the lieges came thither, and
- 5:23Speaker 1: Abu Sir bade the slave boys wash their bodies. The
- 5:26Speaker 1: folk went down into the tank, and coming forth seated
- 5:30Speaker 1: themselves on the raised pavement, whilst the boys shampooed them,
- 5:34Speaker 1: even as Abuser had taught them. And they continued to
- 5:37Speaker 1: enter the hamam and do their need therein gratis and
- 5:41Speaker 1: go out without paying, for the space of three days.
- 5:45Speaker 1: On the fourth day, the barber invited the king, who
- 5:48Speaker 1: took horse with his grandees and rode to the baths,
- 5:52Speaker 1: where he put off his clothes and entered. Then Abusir
- 5:55Speaker 1: came in to him and rubbed his body with the
- 5:58Speaker 1: bad gloves peeling from his skin dirt rolls like lamp wicks,
- 6:03Speaker 1: and showing them to the King, who rejoiced therein, and
- 6:06Speaker 1: clapping his hand upon his limbs, heard them ring again
- 6:10Speaker 1: for very smoothness and cleanliness. After which thorough washing, Abu
- 6:15Speaker 1: Sir mingled rose water with the water of the tank,
- 6:18Speaker 1: and the king went down therein. When he came forth,
- 6:22Speaker 1: his body was refreshed, and he felt a lightness and
- 6:25Speaker 1: liveliness such as he had never known in his life.
- 6:29Speaker 1: Then the barber made him sit on the dans, and
- 6:32Speaker 1: the boys proceeded to shampoo him, whilst the censers fumed
- 6:35Speaker 1: with the finest ling aloes. Then said the King, oh, Master,
- 6:40Speaker 1: is this the hammam, and Abu Sir said, yes, quoth
- 6:45Speaker 1: the King, as my head liveth my city is not
- 6:48Speaker 1: become a city, indeed, but by this bath presently, adding,
- 6:53Speaker 1: but what pay takest thou for each person, quoth Abu Sir,
- 6:57Speaker 1: That which thou biddest will I take? Whereupon the King cried,
- 7:01Speaker 1: take a thousand gold pieces for every one who washeth
- 7:04Speaker 1: in thy hammam. Abu Sir, however, said, pardon, o, King
- 7:09Speaker 1: of the age. All men are not alike but there
- 7:12Speaker 1: are amongst them rich and poor, and if I take
- 7:15Speaker 1: of each a thousand dinars, the hammam will stand empty,
- 7:19Speaker 1: for the poor man cannot pay this price. Ask the king,
- 7:23Speaker 1: how then wilt thou do for the price, and the
- 7:26Speaker 1: barber answered, I will leave it to their generosity. Each
- 7:30Speaker 1: who can afford aught shall pay that which his soul
- 7:32Speaker 1: grudgeth not to give, and we will take from every
- 7:35Speaker 1: man after the measure of his means. On this wise
- 7:39Speaker 1: will the folk come to us. And he who is
- 7:41Speaker 1: wealthy shall give according to his station, and he who
- 7:44Speaker 1: is wealthless shall give what he can afford. Under such condition,
- 7:49Speaker 1: the hammam will still be at work and prosper exceedingly.
- 7:52Speaker 1: But a thousand dinars is a monarch's gift, and not
- 7:56Speaker 1: every man can avail to this. The lords of the
- 7:59Speaker 1: realm can affirmed abuser's words, saying, this is the truth, O,
- 8:03Speaker 1: King of the age, thinkest thou that all folks are
- 8:06Speaker 1: like unto thee O glorious king. The king replied, ye
- 8:11Speaker 1: say sooth, But this man is a stranger and poor,
- 8:15Speaker 1: and tis incumbent on us to deal generously with him,
- 8:19Speaker 1: for that he hath made in our city. This hammam,
- 8:22Speaker 1: whose like we have never in our lives seen, and
- 8:25Speaker 1: without which our city were not adorned, nor hath gotten importance. Wherefore,
- 8:30Speaker 1: and we favor him with increase of fee, twill not
- 8:33Speaker 1: be much. But the grandees said, and thou wilt garden him,
- 8:38Speaker 1: be generous with thine own monies, and let the king's
- 8:41Speaker 1: bounty be extended to the poor by means of the
- 8:44Speaker 1: low price of the hammam. So the lieges may bless thee.
- 8:48Speaker 1: But as for the thousand dinars, we are the lords
- 8:51Speaker 1: of thy land. Yet do our souls grudge to pay it?
- 8:54Speaker 1: And how then should the poor be pleased to afford it?
- 8:58Speaker 1: Quoth the King O my grandees. For this time, let
- 9:01Speaker 1: each of you give him a hundred dinars, and a mameluke,
- 9:05Speaker 1: a slave girl, and a blackamore. And quoth they tis well,
- 9:09Speaker 1: we will give it. But after to day, whoso entereth
- 9:13Speaker 1: shall give him only what he can afford, without grudging.
- 9:17Speaker 1: No harm in that said the king, and they gave
- 9:19Speaker 1: him a thousand gold pieces and three chattels. Now, the
- 9:23Speaker 1: number of the nobles who were washed with the king
- 9:25Speaker 1: that day was four hundred souls, and Shahrazad perceived the
- 9:30Speaker 1: dawn of the day and ceased, saying her permitted say
- 9:36Speaker 1: when it was the nine hundred and thirty sixth night,
- 9:39Speaker 1: she continued. It hath reached me, O auspicious King, that
- 9:44Speaker 1: the number of the nobles who were washed with the
- 9:46Speaker 1: king that day were four hundred souls, so that the
- 9:50Speaker 1: total of that which they gave him was forty thousand dinars,
- 9:54Speaker 1: besides four hundred mamelukes, and a like number of negroes
- 9:58Speaker 1: and slave girls. Moreover, the King gave him ten thousand dinars,
- 10:03Speaker 1: besides ten white slaves and ten handmaidens, and a like
- 10:07Speaker 1: number of blackamoors. Whereupon, coming forward, Abu Sir kissed the
- 10:12Speaker 1: ground before him and said, O, auspicious Sovereign Lord of Justice,
- 10:16Speaker 1: what place will contain me all these women and slaves?
- 10:20Speaker 1: Quoth the King, oh weak a wit, I bade not
- 10:24Speaker 1: my nobles deal thus with thee, but that we might
- 10:27Speaker 1: gather together unto thee wealth galore. For may be thou
- 10:31Speaker 1: wilt bethink thee of thy country and family, and repine
- 10:35Speaker 1: for them, and be minded to return to thy motherland.
- 10:39Speaker 1: So shalt thou take from our country much of money
- 10:42Speaker 1: to maintain thyself withal what while thou livest in thine
- 10:46Speaker 1: own country, And quoth Abu Sir, o King of the age, allah,
- 10:51Speaker 1: advance thee. These white slaves and women and negroes befit
- 10:55Speaker 1: only kings, And hadst thou ordered me ready money, it
- 10:58Speaker 1: were more profitable to me than this army. For they
- 11:02Speaker 1: must eat and drink and dress, and whatever betideth me
- 11:05Speaker 1: of wealth, it will not suffice for their support. The
- 11:09Speaker 1: king laughed and said, by Allah, thou speakest sooth. They
- 11:13Speaker 1: are indeed a mighty host, and thou hast not the
- 11:16Speaker 1: wherewithal to maintain them. But wilt thou sell them to
- 11:20Speaker 1: me for an hundred dinars? Ahead, said Abu Sir, I
- 11:24Speaker 1: sell them to thee at that price. So the king
- 11:27Speaker 1: sent to his treasurer for the coin, and he brought
- 11:30Speaker 1: it and gave Abu Sir the whole of the price,
- 11:33Speaker 1: without abatement and in full tale, after which the king
- 11:37Speaker 1: restored the slaves to their owners, saying, let each of
- 11:41Speaker 1: you who knoweth his slaves, take them, for they are
- 11:44Speaker 1: a gift from me to you. So they obeyed his
- 11:47Speaker 1: bidding and took each what belonged to him, Whilst Abusir
- 11:51Speaker 1: said to the king. Allah ease thee O king of
- 11:54Speaker 1: the age, even as thou hast eased me of these ghouls,
- 11:58Speaker 1: whose bellies none may fail save for Allah. The king
- 12:03Speaker 1: laughed and said he spake sooth. Then, taking the grandees
- 12:06Speaker 1: of his room from the hammam, returned to his palace.
- 12:11Speaker 1: But the barber passed the night in counting out his
- 12:13Speaker 1: gold and laying it up in bags and sealing them.
- 12:17Speaker 1: And he had with him twenty black slaves, and a
- 12:20Speaker 1: like number of mamelukes, and four slave girls to serve him. Now,
- 12:25Speaker 1: when morning morrowd, he opened the hammam and sent out
- 12:29Speaker 1: a crier, saying, whoso entereth the baths and washeth, shall
- 12:33Speaker 1: give that which he can afford, and which his generosity
- 12:36Speaker 1: requireth him to give. Then he seated himself by the
- 12:40Speaker 1: pay chest, and customers flocked in upon him, each putting
- 12:45Speaker 1: down that which was easy to him, nor had even tied.
- 12:48Speaker 1: Even ere the chest was full of the good gifts
- 12:52Speaker 1: of Allah the most High. Presently the queen desired to
- 12:56Speaker 1: go to the Hammam, and when this came to Abu
- 12:58Speaker 1: Sur's knowledge, he divided the day on her account into
- 13:02Speaker 1: two parts, appointing that between dawn and noon to men,
- 13:07Speaker 1: and that between midday and sundown to women. As soon
- 13:11Speaker 1: as the queen came, he stationed a handmaid behind the
- 13:14Speaker 1: pay chest, for he had taught four slave girls the
- 13:17Speaker 1: service of the hammam, so that they were become expert
- 13:21Speaker 1: bath women and tire women. When the Queen entered, this
- 13:25Speaker 1: pleased her, and her breast waxed broad, and she laid
- 13:28Speaker 1: down a thousand dinars. Thus his report was noised abroad
- 13:33Speaker 1: in the city, and all who entered the bath he
- 13:36Speaker 1: entreated with honor, were they rich or poor. Good came
- 13:39Speaker 1: in upon him at every door, and he made acquaintance
- 13:42Speaker 1: with the royal guards and got him friends and intimates.
- 13:47Speaker 1: The king himself used to come to him one day
- 13:49Speaker 1: in every week, leaving with him a thousand dinars, and
- 13:53Speaker 1: the other days were for rich and poor alike, And
- 13:56Speaker 1: he was wont to deal courteously with the folk and
- 13:59Speaker 1: use them with the utmost respect. It chanced that the
- 14:03Speaker 1: king's sea captain came in to him one day in
- 14:07Speaker 1: the bath, so Abu Sir did off his dress, and
- 14:10Speaker 1: going in with him, proceeded to shampoo him and entreated
- 14:14Speaker 1: him with exceeding courtesy. When he came forth, he made
- 14:18Speaker 1: him sherbet and coffee, and when he would have given
- 14:21Speaker 1: him somewhat, he swore that he would not accept from
- 14:25Speaker 1: him aught. So the captain was under obligation to him
- 14:29Speaker 1: by reason of his exceeding kindness and courtesy, and was
- 14:33Speaker 1: perplexed how to requite the bath man his generous dealing.
- 14:38Speaker 1: Thus fared it with Abu Sir. But as regards Abu Chur.
- 14:45Speaker 1: Hearing all the people recounting wonders of the baths and saying, verily,
- 14:49Speaker 1: this hammam is the paradise of this world. In shallah,
- 14:53Speaker 1: oh such an one, thou shalt go with us tomorrow
- 14:56Speaker 1: to this delightful bath, he said to himself, needs must
- 15:00Speaker 1: I affair like the rest of the world, and see
- 15:03Speaker 1: this bath that hath taken folk's wits. So he donned
- 15:07Speaker 1: his richest dress, and mounting a she mule, and bidding
- 15:11Speaker 1: the attendants of four white slaves and four blacks walking
- 15:15Speaker 1: before and behind him, he rode to the hammam. When
- 15:19Speaker 1: he alighted at the door, he smelt the scent of
- 15:22Speaker 1: burning aloes wood, and found people going in and out
- 15:26Speaker 1: in the benches, full of great and small So he
- 15:30Speaker 1: entered the vestibule and saw Abusir, who rose to him
- 15:33Speaker 1: and rejoiced in him. But the dyer said to him,
- 15:37Speaker 1: is this the way of well born men? I have
- 15:40Speaker 1: opened me a diary, and am become master dyer of
- 15:43Speaker 1: the city, and acquainted with the king, and have risen
- 15:47Speaker 1: to prosperity and authority. Yet camest thou not to me,
- 15:51Speaker 1: nor askest of me, nor saidest where is my comrade?
- 15:55Speaker 1: For my part? I sought THEE in vain and sent
- 15:58Speaker 1: my slaves in service to make search for THEE in
- 16:01Speaker 1: all the khans and other places. But they knew not
- 16:04Speaker 1: whether thou hadst gone, nor could anyone give me tidings
- 16:08Speaker 1: of THEE, said Abu Sir, did I not come to THEE?
- 16:13Speaker 1: And didst thou not make me out a thief and
- 16:15Speaker 1: bastinado and dishonor me before the world. At this Abu
- 16:20Speaker 1: Kur made a show of concern and asked what manner
- 16:24Speaker 1: of talk is this? Was it thou whom I beat?
- 16:28Speaker 1: And Abu Sir answered yes, twas I. Whereupon Abu ker
- 16:34Speaker 1: swore to him a thousand oaths that he knew him not,
- 16:38Speaker 1: and said, there was a fellow like THEE who used
- 16:41Speaker 1: to come every day and steal people's stuff. And I
- 16:44Speaker 1: took THEE for him, and he went on to pretend penitence,
- 16:48Speaker 1: beating hand upon hand and saying, there is no majesty
- 16:52Speaker 1: and there is no might save in Allah, the Glorious,
- 16:55Speaker 1: the Great. Indeed, we have sinned against THEE. But would
- 16:59Speaker 1: that thou hadst discovered thyself to me, And said, I
- 17:02Speaker 1: am such an one. Indeed, the fault is with THEE,
- 17:06Speaker 1: for that thou madest not thyself known unto me. More
- 17:09Speaker 1: especially seeing that I was distracted for such business, replied
- 17:14Speaker 1: Abu sir Allah, pardon me, o, my comrade. This was
- 17:19Speaker 1: foreordained in the secret purpose, and reparation is with Allah.
- 17:24Speaker 1: Enter and put off thy clothes and bathe at thin knees.
- 17:28Speaker 1: Said the dire, I conjure THEE by Allah, O, my brother,
- 17:31Speaker 1: forgive me, And said Abu Sir Allah, acquit THEE of
- 17:35Speaker 1: blame and forgive THEE. Indeed, this thing was decreed to
- 17:39Speaker 1: me from all eternity. And then asked Abu Kur, whence
- 17:45Speaker 1: goddest thou this high degree? And answered Abu Sir, he
- 17:50Speaker 1: who prospered THEE prospered me. For I went up to
- 17:53Speaker 1: the King and described to him the fashion of the hammam,
- 17:56Speaker 1: and he bade me build one. And the dyer said,
- 18:00Speaker 1: even as thou art be known of the King, so
- 18:03Speaker 1: also am I and Shahrazad perceived the dawn of day
- 18:08Speaker 1: and ceased, saying her permitted say end of nights nine
- 18:14Speaker 1: hundred and thirty five and nine hundred and thirty six