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OUTRO: The Life of a Thespian · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: raw targets for to sil and every weekday on radio record.
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  Speaker 2: Kid Fellows, Good Days.
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  Speaker 1: You got your cattle's cap on me?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I do, just a random cap.
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  Speaker 1: I was wearing mine over and Fiji got given it
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  Speaker 1: by old nosey, didn't we Yes, And it's good except
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  Speaker 1: I wear a cap so really that I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how to put on straight, so if I check it
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  Speaker 1: in the mirror would always be on the piss, so
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  Speaker 1: it looked like old side slide.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm not big on the flat top. Well, I
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  Speaker 2: prefer a curve, yeah, sort of baseball type cap and
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  Speaker 2: a frame. Is that what it's called?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I prefer an a frame, But I will be honest.
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  Speaker 2: The flat tops growing on me the same here, flat
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  Speaker 2: peak Is that what it's called?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: The soft yeah, flat top air throw? Yes, because those
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  Speaker 3: kind of hats. I used to only wear those hats
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  Speaker 3: back in the day, either sideways how you can, because
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  Speaker 3: that's what the fashion was.
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  Speaker 1: I wondered. The skateboarding dog on with Homer.
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  Speaker 3: Voices that yes, sort of like that, like backwards or
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  Speaker 3: to the side, and I'll be listening to like exhibiting
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  Speaker 3: Doctor Dre on my.
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  Speaker 1: But mostly smash Mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Uh no, I actually the later on in you to
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  Speaker 3: pretend I didn't like that because everyone was at a
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  Speaker 3: hip hop yea, which I was.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why.
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  Speaker 2: I just I've always been into hats right back as
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  Speaker 2: far as I can remember, and one of my girls
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  Speaker 2: is the same. I just wear hats all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's good to have a hobby, man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess. So that's so cool. Man, if if
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  Speaker 1: you're started dating today, that would be in your tinder
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  Speaker 1: and grinder by.
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  Speaker 2: I love a hat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just always have me, you know, like hats.
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  Speaker 2: Seriously, I'll be honest with you. When I get up
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  Speaker 2: in the morning if I can't find a hat, I'm
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  Speaker 2: distressed right because my hair is all over the place
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  Speaker 2: and I like to just put a cap on and
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  Speaker 2: that makes me feel slightly in control.
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  Speaker 3: It's bad, though, because you you've got great hair.
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  Speaker 1: We a hat?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's not fine. It's cool. It's all swished back
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  Speaker 3: and long and stuff, and you always wear a hat.
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  Speaker 1: Here.
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  Speaker 2: I think I'm getting a little bit of a ball
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  Speaker 2: patch in the back of my head from wearing a
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  Speaker 2: hat because it rubs all the time.
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  Speaker 1: You forties, now, man, it starts backing up.
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  Speaker 2: Here's a fact. You can write this in your notebook.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have a notebook or your diary.
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  Speaker 2: I will never lose my O. Well, I'll always have
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  Speaker 2: a good head of hair.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you what. It's backing up from your eyebrows.
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  Speaker 1: It's moving back, and it's a tide that is going out,
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  Speaker 1: as is mine. But mine's sort of like peaky, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: But yours is just an even tide just flying back.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to be somebody that's gonna You're eventually just
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  Speaker 1: go the Costanza and there's just it's going to be
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  Speaker 1: like Moses has walked through the center of your head.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe that's a dream, but you're only forty two.
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  Speaker 2: But by then I was here, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 2: And my wife was just going to look hot as
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  Speaker 2: an old feeling.
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  Speaker 1: You sure have a menia.
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  Speaker 2: It's a weird thing. Good day, fellas, good day, yeh.
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  Speaker 1: A shock and sleep bastard again again. You've had a
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  Speaker 1: couple of bad nights. Sleep men really bad too. Much
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  Speaker 1: in the person. Last few weekends as well, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have a weekend off. I meet him with CAZy today
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  Speaker 1: and he was just giving me filthy looks the whole time.
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  Speaker 3: The fuck off, I was, Now, what I have to
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  Speaker 3: do with that gaming podcast is sometimes I come in
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  Speaker 3: and I literally don't speak until we start recording. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because because I do drive, my chat comes on in
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  Speaker 3: the afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 1: Good chat the wall. That's why I knew about you're
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  Speaker 1: taking the weekend off. You're hanging out with you missus,
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  Speaker 1: You're not drinking pairs, You've been sleeping badly. I've heard
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  Speaker 1: all this ship.
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  Speaker 3: Did you hear? Yeah? Extremely care games by the way,
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  Speaker 3: I check it out. Did you hear how I woke
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  Speaker 3: up at five am this morning?
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  Speaker 2: No, because I've only just seen you today.
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  Speaker 1: I saw.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't you have a meeting with him to tell him
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  Speaker 2: at five am?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. So what happened was I woke up
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  Speaker 3: at five am this morning, right, bolt not didn't sit up,
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  Speaker 3: but bolt away. Yeah, because I smelled my wife making
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  Speaker 3: caramel for a stummy date pudding. Literally, and and then
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  Speaker 3: I said it feel free to you know?
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  Speaker 1: He the joke is, well, it could have come from
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  Speaker 1: anywhere within a one hundred kilometer radios with a honker
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I made that joke for myself, just to beat
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  Speaker 3: everyone else to it. The whole Archy Big Show week
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  Speaker 3: days from four on Radio Hurdarchy. Remember the Wrecky Big
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  Speaker 3: Show podcast. But yeah, like, I've never woken up with
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  Speaker 3: a strong smell of like, why is Lucy making a
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  Speaker 3: sticky date pudding? And then there was like wide awake
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  Speaker 3: she wasn't. Yeah, so we're having pudding for breakfast?
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  Speaker 2: Right? I actually had a very good sleep.
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  Speaker 1: That's good.
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  Speaker 2: That's great man, very nice. In fact, I woke up
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  Speaker 2: this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Your story is over and I was.
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  Speaker 3: Going to say, is whatever Have you ever woken up
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  Speaker 3: due to a smell?
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  Speaker 2: So you could smell caroen.
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  Speaker 3: Due to a smellan?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I have really to say on one occasion I
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  Speaker 1: have had that happened to me. I can't remember, sadly,
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  Speaker 1: any of the details. It's so funny. Had yeah, I have,
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  Speaker 1: I have had that, and it is odd, fucking brain man,
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  Speaker 1: it's weird an event ship man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, so you had a really good sleep.
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  Speaker 1: I had a really good sleep and.
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  Speaker 2: I was fast asleep, and and I thought, and I thought,
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  Speaker 2: my wife was right next to me, and I was
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  Speaker 2: just about to roll over, and then I heard Dug Doug, Doug, Doug,
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  Speaker 2: Doug Doug. And that's my wife getting the coffee out
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  Speaker 2: of the Oh you know what I mean. I went,
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  Speaker 2: hang about. It's my tune, it's my turn to do coffee.
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  Speaker 2: But then she was already there. So when I'll leave it.
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  Speaker 1: Till she thought she wanted to start today with a
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  Speaker 1: good one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and she, you know, she does it billardies and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm getting a bit sort of now, listen, you're
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  Speaker 2: up for ballards, you might as well just carry on
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  Speaker 2: with the coffee.
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  Speaker 1: That's true.
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  Speaker 2: So we're getting out of sinc.
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  Speaker 1: That is true. How where are you at now with
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  Speaker 1: your coffee? Have you got the better? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Three a day?
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  Speaker 1: No, in the sense that you were making them and
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  Speaker 1: she didn't like them. Is she happier now? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: I think so good, you know, And I make sure
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  Speaker 2: that they're not too hot, yeah, because.
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  Speaker 1: I like mine. Heart.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, I'm not talking I'm not talking piping.
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  Speaker 1: No, not the way you used to make them.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, sometimes you need to you get a
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  Speaker 2: coffee and it's barely tempered, and you just.
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  Speaker 3: Go especially a milk like a flat bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: Where the standard rule of thumbia of course chirs. But
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  Speaker 1: because you're you're running a wand right, Yes, you run
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  Speaker 1: the wand it's into this the stainless steel jug. Yes. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: So the standard rule of thumb and a cafe is
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  Speaker 1: a barisa as you you hold that stainless steel jug
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  Speaker 1: in the palm of your hand. Yes, And when it's
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  Speaker 1: too hot for touch, then you take it out. Correct,
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  Speaker 1: that's when you're done.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Next, what I no feeling in his hands?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got man from both of his hands are pristigo.
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  Speaker 2: It's only when I hear the sizzling. But I go,
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  Speaker 2: oh ship, hang on the Yeah, I've got.
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  Speaker 3: A big burdmark on my I wake up in the
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  Speaker 3: middle of the morning and go hang about who's cooking bacon?
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  Speaker 3: It's Jase.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys do this, but I
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  Speaker 2: but usually when I wake up in the morning, the
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  Speaker 2: first thing I did was process my day head.
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  Speaker 3: Do you say, process your food from the day before?
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  Speaker 2: And I go, well, what's coming up today? I had
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  Speaker 2: to read through today and I'm not a big fan
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  Speaker 2: of read through.
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  Speaker 1: Especially you know that he's got a what's a read
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  Speaker 1: through for the listeners?
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  Speaker 2: A read through is when you're doing when you're filming
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  Speaker 2: and there's a script and you go and have a
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  Speaker 2: what's called a table.
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  Speaker 3: You will sit around and read it.
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  Speaker 1: We're all the.
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  Speaker 2: Actors sit around at the table and they read.
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  Speaker 1: The script, and somebody will read out what's called the print, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: say daytime, Yeah exactly, yeah, exactly, it's into interior office
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  Speaker 1: day what he jizbot sits were in a straight lid
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  Speaker 1: Carter's cap.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, suddenly a huge fact.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: And it's funny because I'm always like, can we not
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  Speaker 2: can we just skip the big print please? But it
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  Speaker 2: was fine.
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  Speaker 1: It was big.
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  Speaker 2: Scrapt one hundred and eighty pages, three hours.
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  Speaker 1: That's more than three hours, though, and who dies.
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  Speaker 2: I can't tell you anything. I cannot even tell you
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  Speaker 2: the name of the show.
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  Speaker 1: All he can say is it's not him, or is it?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe?
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  Speaker 1: We don't know? I mean, what a mystery. Well, the
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  Speaker 1: thing about Liz, we'll never know. Yeah, you're right, we'll
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  Speaker 1: never know. Even after it comes out. We'll have no
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  Speaker 1: other zero clues exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Well, when it comes out, I can send it to
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  Speaker 2: you if I can remind you, I'll let you know
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  Speaker 2: when it's on.
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  Speaker 3: Hang on, this is I'm curious. So if you were
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  Speaker 3: to send it to me, how do you do that?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'll remind you. I'll send you a link. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: there'll be a link.
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  Speaker 3: To what you get sent a link to it. Does
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  Speaker 3: the crew get like the cast gets in a link
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  Speaker 3: to hey, here's the latest episode?
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  Speaker 2: No, what tens happens? They will say, Oh, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: this is playing at such and such a time on
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  Speaker 2: such and such.
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  Speaker 3: Right, it's playing three am on Bravo. Yeah, if you
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  Speaker 3: want to check it out. This is Jason's big ibs.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, and normally i'd be but I was like, well,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure at some stage it will play at three
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  Speaker 2: am on Bravo.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it's premiere.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well that's interesting. But yeah, Jase, have you
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  Speaker 3: ever woken up smelling something man.
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  Speaker 1: Other than someone's balls.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm sure I have.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, not only is it all the time, Not
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  Speaker 1: all the time.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure I've been working up by I've been working
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  Speaker 2: up by smoke the fool.
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  Speaker 3: But that's an actual smell, all right. Yes, I'd completely
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  Speaker 3: fabricated it.
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  Speaker 1: But there was no smoke.
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  Speaker 3: Oh really smelling smoke. Isn't there a stroke?
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  Speaker 1: Haven't that's good ship? Hey?
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