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Whackhead prank: Jennifer's Back! · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Here's another world famous cranky from Darren Wackhead Something six,
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  Speaker 2: exclusive to KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 3: It's your gal, it's your gal.
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  Speaker 1: Jennifer.
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  Speaker 4: She's back.
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  Speaker 3: She's been making fools of men for a very long time.
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  Speaker 4: What's a weird request this time?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know, what's what's left?
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  Speaker 1: What's left?
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  Speaker 4: Because she's not gonna settle. She wants something and someone
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  Speaker 4: very specific. The hunt continues.
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  Speaker 3: You know the point of this whole thing is to
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  Speaker 3: see how ridiculous it can get. Okay, so I'd dive
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  Speaker 3: into this American chat line. It's a chat line where
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  Speaker 3: lonely singles gather and they hook up with each other
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  Speaker 3: and they talk okay, and no paid people on the
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  Speaker 3: other end to say what you want. These are just
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  Speaker 3: people working, you know, people in their daily lives.
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  Speaker 4: Often in their officers, calling during lunchtime.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, so the one guy was on the back of
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  Speaker 3: a truck, you know, and.
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  Speaker 4: Then Jennifer's asking him to purr like a cat. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and he will purr like a cat.
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  Speaker 3: And I'll tell you this is that generally they go
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  Speaker 3: dirty early. But I'll block all of.
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  Speaker 4: That because you're a lady I'm a lady. Treat me
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  Speaker 4: right and.
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  Speaker 3: Then Yeah. The less I say on how I get
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  Speaker 3: this far, the better. Okay, So what is she going
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  Speaker 3: to get.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody to do today? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Is Jennifer.
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  Speaker 5: Welcome to the free chat line for men and women
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  Speaker 5: of all lifestyles. You pick and choose to talk to
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  Speaker 5: and who to put on ignore, thanks, and have fun.
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  Speaker 5: Stand by to record your message at the tone start speaking.
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  Speaker 5: When done, hit the pound key so I can play
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  Speaker 5: it back to you for your approval.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, this is Jennifer, and I'm looking for hot guys
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  Speaker 1: to chat too. Oh. I'm a hot blonde. Hi, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking for hot guys to chat to you.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm a hot blonde. To repeat, press one to rerecord,
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  Speaker 5: Press two to confirm and continue, Press three to keep.
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  Speaker 5: Your message is now being heard by the other callers.
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  Speaker 5: When you hang up, it's a raised excuse me, here's
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  Speaker 5: a message from someone who wants to talk to you
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  Speaker 5: live one on one.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, bruh, this is a big boy. I got something
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  Speaker 6: nice in my hands.
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  Speaker 5: To connect with this caller and wait for a connection
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  Speaker 5: and in the meantime you'll still you go ahead, You're connected.
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  Speaker 5: When done, dial operator say Hello, Hello, No, Hi, What.
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  Speaker 6: Are you doing? What are you up to?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just chilling at home, got nothing to do. It's raining,
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  Speaker 1: it's nothing on toury. Yeah, it's foreign, but it's all
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  Speaker 1: the better now that I'm talking to you.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, when it's raining, it's like, you know, nice
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  Speaker 6: relaxing day.
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  Speaker 1: So what's your name? Okay? And how old are you?
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  Speaker 6: I'm fifty five years old. Fifty gym next three or
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  Speaker 6: four times a week.
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  Speaker 1: Where about are you?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm from Preston. Where are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm from New York.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Have you got a drink? Something to drink there?
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, a nice glass of wine? Relax?
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  Speaker 1: What wine do you drink?
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  Speaker 6: Oh? Hoshably okay, nice here.
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  Speaker 1: I like Mooton Chandon. I'll tell you what. Have a
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  Speaker 1: sip of your wine, Have a sip of your wine.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a sip of my beer. Have a sip.
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  Speaker 6: M m.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you gurgle a little bit for me? Huh,
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  Speaker 1: have a sip of wine and gurgle.
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  Speaker 7: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Oh now put some more wine in your mouth and
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  Speaker 2: and gurgle and say, Jennifer, m h.
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  Speaker 1: Hmm, wow, gargle. Go yeah now gargle my name again,
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  Speaker 1: goggles Say, oh, Jennifer, I want to hear you gurgle.
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  Speaker 1: I want to hear you goggle.
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  Speaker 6: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, Now claud google, say my name when you're gargling,
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  Speaker 8: Say Jennifer.
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  Speaker 7: Mm hmmm mm hm m hm.
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  Speaker 1: Say I love you, Jennifer.
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  Speaker 4: Drown.
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  Speaker 7: Oh oh h m hmm, I love you.
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  Speaker 1: I love the way you goggle. H yeah, Claude, you
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  Speaker 1: goggle very nicely.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're talking to Jeffrey Claude and boom goes
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  Speaker 3: to the dynamite.
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  Speaker 4: Sure that went entirely too long.
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  Speaker 3: Now that is a wine connoisseur right there. I don't
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  Speaker 3: care how you drink your wine in the Western Cape,
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  Speaker 3: but this is wine country and that is the way
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  Speaker 3: you drink your wine.
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  Speaker 4: While saying Jennifer, Now, Claude, you did too much, sir,
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  Speaker 4: and Jennifer you.
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  Speaker 3: Someone says it sounds this guy sounds like Ed Gaine.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't there a new Netflix murder series? Yeah, serial killer
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  Speaker 3: Ed Gain?
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, let's move on from that one. Where's the
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  Speaker 4: palate cleans again? You raise from our collective memory.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't you didn't fancy that? No, hey, not so much. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: Come on for my