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CRASHING OUT | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep:53 · Chisme With DoKnow

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  Speaker 1: Hey, welcome back to another episode of T-Mail with Duna
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  Speaker 1: in Jakarta.
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  Speaker 2: But in case you're wondering why there's a little logo
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  Speaker 2: on the side, shout out the volume, everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Because we're going to turn up the volume, boy. Jesus.
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  Speaker 3: Where's my mother, son? New York City, son. Yeah, son.
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  Speaker 3: Where's my dad be? Where's the beef? I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if they said that. I don't know if they said
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  Speaker 3: that last part. You know. You ever told a girl
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  Speaker 3: Provecho before she ate your dick? Yeah, the girl Provecho.
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  Speaker 3: And you know what?
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: Talking about people eating dick.
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  Speaker 1: The other day, my bitch told me she's like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't like giving head. And I'm going to sock that
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  Speaker 1: bitch in the face.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not even going to lie. I think that's a
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  Speaker 3: deal breaker.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, let me tell you why, fool. Because sometimes I
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  Speaker 1: don't like her fucking makeup, but I don't tell her that.
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  Speaker 2: I still, you know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: I don't see the correlation. I'm sorry. Can I break
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  Speaker 3: it down to you? Hey, why don't you break it
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  Speaker 3: down for our player? Because here at The Volume, we
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  Speaker 3: break shit down.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you, fool.
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  Speaker 1: She was like, so my bitch was like, I don't
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  Speaker 1: really like giving head. And I ain't going to lie, the, like.
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  Speaker 1: The pimp in me wanted to just smack the bitch
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  Speaker 1: right there and there.
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  Speaker 3: Correct, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Don't ever say no stupid shit around me.
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  Speaker 3: You feel me?
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  Speaker 1: And then I started thinking, sometimes I don't like your makeup, bitch,
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  Speaker 1: but I.
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  Speaker 3: Keep it to myself. Facts. For the sake of whatever
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  Speaker 3: we got going on. Facts.
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  Speaker 1: So the fact that you think it's okay to tell
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  Speaker 1: me you don't like giving head, knowing that every man
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  Speaker 1: loves some head- True.
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  Speaker 4: You feel me?
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  Speaker 1: I just think you don't care enough about us. About
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  Speaker 1: your relationship. Yeah, sometimes you got to do shit to
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  Speaker 1: make somebody else happy.
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  Speaker 2: You feel me?
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  Speaker 3: No, 100%.
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  Speaker 1: So the fact that she said some stupid shit like that,
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  Speaker 1: it makes me think like.
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  Speaker 2: Is she the one?
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  Speaker 3: You out of the world. Did you break her jaw?
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  Speaker 2: You know what?
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  Speaker 3: No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: But I did pop her tire.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, not enough, pups. And by the way, I have
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  Speaker 3: seen her makeup. It hasn't been looking good lately.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. And you know why? It's maybe
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  Speaker 2: because she's not sucking enough dick.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. I don't want that correlation.
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  Speaker 2: It just got me high, fool.
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  Speaker 1: Say some stupid shit like that, dick. What I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: is keep those thoughts to yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: Do what you got to do to make me happy
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  Speaker 2: just like I do what I got to do.
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  Speaker 3: You don't like it. You still going to do it, bitch.
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  Speaker 3: Is that what you're saying? What I'm saying is.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's what a relationship is. I think it should-
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  Speaker 2: It's a give and take.
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  Speaker 3: A relationship is a give and take. I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: break it down for you guys too real quick.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think I want to take you everywhere with me? No,
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  Speaker 2: but I do.
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  Speaker 5: Why?
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  Speaker 2: Because it makes you happy.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think you do want to take her places though. Yeah. Okay, Jakarta.
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  Speaker 3: Not everywhere, I'd say. Where did my mother send you from?
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  Speaker 3: Where's the beef? They don't say that out there, do they?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I've been here. Has anyone heard where's
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  Speaker 3: the beef in New York?
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  Speaker 2: But do you see where I'm coming from?
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  Speaker 3: I totally understand what you're talking about. I think that'd
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  Speaker 3: be a deal breaker for me. If a person didn't
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  Speaker 3: want to give oral pleasure, how about I fucking curb
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  Speaker 3: stomp you like American History X? You don't want to
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  Speaker 3: put that mouth to use? Let's just not put it
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  Speaker 3: to use at all then. A little racist. A little
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  Speaker 3: too much. A little racist, a little racista. Hey, do
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  Speaker 3: you remember when you first saw that movie?
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  Speaker 2: I did.
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  Speaker 3: I called you. It wasn't too long ago. It was recent.
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  Speaker 2: Was it called For You Rock Hard in the beginning?
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  Speaker 3: No. When that was fucking the bitch, the little rocker bitch? No.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even remember that scene. American History X? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I watched it vague. No, no. You got hard when
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  Speaker 3: they took his butt in jail. What the fuck? What
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  Speaker 3: the fuck is wrong with you? Lately, I've been watching
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  Speaker 3: so many clips on podcasts. It's always fools in prison
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  Speaker 3: talking about getting their butt taken in jail.
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  Speaker 2: What algorithm are you on, bitch?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. My algorithm's fucked up. I'm on prison talk.
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  Speaker 3: I'm on butt taking talk. Are you on prison talk
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  Speaker 3: with the fool that has the glasses? He looks quirky? No.
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  Speaker 3: The Mexican fool?
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 3: Who are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking about the.
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  Speaker 3: White boy that's been in jail. When I hear white
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  Speaker 3: fool stories about them being in prison, that shit blows
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  Speaker 3: my fucking mind. Like, yeah, man. I was just in
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  Speaker 3: my cell. New cellmate. Found out he was a fucking predator,
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  Speaker 3: so he fucking took his spine out of his fucking
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  Speaker 3: back and we threw it in the trash. Some shit
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  Speaker 3: like that. Sometimes I mostly agree with him. Those child people,
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  Speaker 3: those chomos, can we say that over here?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, can we say that over here?
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  Speaker 3: The CMs. Yeah, you guys, man. If you fools indulge
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  Speaker 3: in shit like that, you should just kill yourself, fool.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to die regardless. People are going to kill
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  Speaker 3: you regardless. Well, actually, I'd say don't kill yourself so
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  Speaker 3: other people can get the satisfaction of killing you.
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  Speaker 1: So then why is this Obama when we bomb Iraq?
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  Speaker 3: Iraq. There's no fucking... I don't think there's traumas over there.
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  Speaker 3: They wanted oil, bro. America wanted oil, bro. You really
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  Speaker 3: want to get deep into it, bro? George Bush wanted oil.
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  Speaker 3: George Bush did 9-11, bro. How about that? I thought
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  Speaker 3: it was the Jews. Is he a Jew? Bro, America
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  Speaker 3: is so... Jakarta, Jakarta, you can't keep.
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  Speaker 2: Blaming George Bush or the Jews.
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  Speaker 3: Which one is it? Can you shut the fuck up
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  Speaker 3: and listen? The Jews run the American government. Okay. There
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  Speaker 3: you go. That's it. You think the president's president? Nah,
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  Speaker 3: what's the fool behind that?
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  Speaker 1: You think the Jews went to Germany and were like,
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  Speaker 1: everybody gives to me to the blacks and the Jews.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, hell nah. They don't care about the blacks. No,
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  Speaker 3: he's not a Jew, but it's like, but bro, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Did you see that? Did you see that thing when
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  Speaker 3: they were electing the new, um, what was it? Governor
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  Speaker 3: or mayor? What's governor?
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  Speaker 1: A government, a governor, the governor of like California, the
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  Speaker 1: governor of New York. Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Stupid bitch. The governor. That's your mayor or governor? What? Oh, no, sorry, sorry, sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm confused, I'm confused.
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  Speaker 1: So a governor is a governor of California, but then
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  Speaker 1: the mayor is within the city, right?
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  Speaker 3: Right. Right, okay, yeah. All right.
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  Speaker 1: So Karen Bass is the mayor of Los Angeles, but
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  Speaker 1: Newsom is the governor of California.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Do we like any of them?
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  Speaker 1: I don't get too much into that shit, but I
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna lie. But that shit was funny when Karen
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  Speaker 1: Bass was getting back out to the fire.
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  Speaker 3: She's in the airport. She's just staring up at the person.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, Karen Bass, where you been? She's like, fuck.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, this.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, a bitch can't be on vacation? Wait, wait, wait.
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  Speaker 3: So is Mandabi? Mamdani. Mamdani. So you wouldn't know the
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  Speaker 3: fucking Muslim name. So listen, listen. There's a video of
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  Speaker 3: he's going with all the governors. No, candidates. Candidates. The
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  Speaker 3: mayoral candidates. And every single one of them say, what's
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  Speaker 3: the first thing you would do if you were mayor?
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  Speaker 3: And all of them say, go to Israel, go to Israel,
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  Speaker 3: go to Israel. This dude says, I'm going to stay
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  Speaker 3: in New York and take care of the New Yorkians.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the New Yorkians.
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  Speaker 3: What up, B? Bing bong. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: It's not his fault that these are bing bong people.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, that phase, ridiculous. We'll get into that later.
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  Speaker 3: Shout out your homie, bing bong. So the fact that
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  Speaker 3: this dude said, hey. I'm going to keep a player
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  Speaker 3: and I'm going to stay here and help the people
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  Speaker 3: of the city. And he won. And he won. There
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  Speaker 3: was a kid that asked for this park to be open.
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  Speaker 3: Next week, the park was open, Papa.
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  Speaker 1: Nana, did he see the shit where somebody posted a
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  Speaker 1: pajo and it was fixed the next day?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. You see the white people? They're like, Mom Donnie,
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  Speaker 3: he wants everybody in New York going to be the Muslims.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to be the carpet flying everywhere. Bombs everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be a million mosques. Like, bro, calm down, bro.
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  Speaker 2: New York is full of Muslims, papa.
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  Speaker 3: It is full of Muslims. You know what else it's
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  Speaker 3: full of? Jews. What? The Jews.
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  Speaker 2: What the fuck is that?
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  Speaker 3: The Yehudis. The Jewish people, bro.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. It's kind of like you're quiet right there
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  Speaker 5: in the middle of the night. You could hear footsteps underground.
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  Speaker 3: And why is that, Andres? Why is that? Because of
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  Speaker 3: the tunnels. That's how they move around. Do you know
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  Speaker 3: about that?
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  Speaker 2: You need to get the fuck.
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  Speaker 6: Out of here.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think it's a joke? I'm just searching up
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  Speaker 3: real quick. So you think just a bunch of Jews... No, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: You think? I think Jakarta thinks... The Teenage Mutant Ninja
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  Speaker 3: Turtles were Jewish, bro. I think Jakarta thinks in New
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  Speaker 3: York it's just a bunch of Jews.
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  Speaker 2: In the bottom of the tunnel.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's exactly what's going on over there. That is... Bro, bro, bro.
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  Speaker 3: You want me to tell you what New York is
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  Speaker 3: in a nutshell? Bing bong, Knicks, and then the Jews.
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: What is this?
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  Speaker 7: All right, let me read this.
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  Speaker 3: An illegal 60-foot underground tunnel was discovered in January 2024
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  Speaker 3: beneath the Khabar Lutavik World High Court at 770 Eastern
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  Speaker 3: Parkway in Crown Heights, Brooklyn. Can you go images, please, bro?
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  Speaker 3: Go to images.
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  Speaker 2: You're full of fucking idiots.
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  Speaker 3: Or idiots. Bro, look, pass that first one. Pass that
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  Speaker 3: first one. Bro, this is their synagogue? Their synagogue has
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  Speaker 3: a tunnel. An illegal underground tunnel. What are these fools doing?
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  Speaker 3: That's not the answer. But you get what I'm saying, bro? Like,
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  Speaker 3: buy some suss out shit. What's up? I didn't say that.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't say that. But fool, you just see them
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  Speaker 2: having kickbacks down there?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. When they blow up the spot, these motherfuckers
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  Speaker 3: right here. Straight tripping. Look, bro, and they fight with
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  Speaker 3: the police too, fool.
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  Speaker 2: And for what you do, you go down there.
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  Speaker 1: What would you do if you just walk into somewhere
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  Speaker 1: and just see like 32 and you're the only.
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  Speaker 2: One right there?
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  Speaker 3: I'm turning around, fool. I know, I'm turning around. What
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  Speaker 3: the fuck?
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  Speaker 6: 30?
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  Speaker 3: Bro, I'm not Superman, bro. 30, like, okay, no matter what, look,
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  Speaker 3: think of the skinniest fool you know. Right? Who is
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  Speaker 3: the skinniest? Matt. Matt. Okay, Matt.
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  Speaker 2: Am I lying?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: 30 of Matts would fucking murk you. 30 Matts. Yeah. Yeah, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Now, let's go numbers. One Matt, over. You're whooping ass.
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  Speaker 2: I'm whooping ass.
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  Speaker 3: Two Matts?
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  Speaker 2: Do they have any training in combat?
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  Speaker 3: No, zero. Matt just has this. Let's say the worst
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  Speaker 3: version of Matt. By the way, Matt Brego. That's who
• 9:47
  Speaker 3: we're talking about. That's his last name?
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  Speaker 2: I think Abrego.
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  Speaker 3: Abrego, Brego, Vbrego. Who the fuck cares? Oh, that makes
• 9:54
  Speaker 3: a lot of sense. The V is an A. Sorry.
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  Speaker 3: So my friend, he kind of looks like a 90-pound lesbian.
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  Speaker 3: with a little mustache. So that's who he is.
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  Speaker 2: But he gets bitches.
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  Speaker 3: Which is crazy to me. He did take your bitch.
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  Speaker 3: He took my bitch.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: He took my bitch, but she was never mine. I
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  Speaker 3: didn't own her or anything. She was like a... I
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  Speaker 3: just thought she was leaning more towards me. And then
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  Speaker 3: what did he do? He sharked me. He's a... What's
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  Speaker 3: the smallest shark in the world? Abrego Shark? He sharked
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  Speaker 3: your bitch? Shark my bitch. I went like this. All
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  Speaker 3: I did was turn around.
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  Speaker 2: He's a dwarf. Lantern shark.
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  Speaker 3: He does look like that too. Yeah. Sharks got to
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  Speaker 3: be one of the When was the last time you
• 10:37
  Speaker 3: went to Universal Studios? It's been a What the fuck?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. It connects. It connects. When was the
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  Speaker 3: last time?
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  Speaker 2: It's been a while.
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  Speaker 3: Do you remember that big ass shark over there, Papa?
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  Speaker 3: The Jaws one where you could take a picture of it?
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  Speaker 3: But you know what I'm talking about? It was huge, bro.
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  Speaker 3: It was a huge shark.
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  Speaker 5: The one that's from the top.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, from the top. And they're holding it by its tail.
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  Speaker 3: And it's like, ah, it's like on the bottom. And
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: you could go underneath and kind of look inside the
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  Speaker 3: shark's mouth. It's a fake shark, by the way.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 3: Not a real shark. You think they were just hanging
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  Speaker 3: a real shark? Not a real shark, just because I
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  Speaker 3: think it would be illegal.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, no shit, bitch.
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  Speaker 3: That's the one. That's the one.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think there's such a thing as a megalithon
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  Speaker 2: or the megathon?
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  Speaker 3: What is it called? Hold on. Let's let him think
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  Speaker 3: about the name. What's it called?
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  Speaker 2: What do they call it?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, don't say shit. Go ahead. Bitch, I don't
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  Speaker 3: know the name. You got it. You're literally almost there. Go.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, bitch, I'm not retarded.
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  Speaker 3: No, I know it said you were. You're almost there.
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  Speaker 3: You have it. Come here. Is it the Megalodon or
• 11:31
  Speaker 3: the Megaton? There you go, Megalodon.
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  Speaker 2: Megalodon.
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  Speaker 3: For sure. But I think that's like a prehistoric animal.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: For sure. I hope now it doesn't fucking exist. I'd
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: shit my fucking pants. That's why a lot of the
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: times I like swimming a lot. You grew up swimming
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  Speaker 3: a lot, but did you ever go to the beach
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  Speaker 3: a lot? Yeah, I went to the beach, bitch.
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  Speaker 1: But I think you think we're like in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of like in the North Sea though.
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  Speaker 3: No, stupid bitch. No, like Santa Monica. You would go
• 11:58
  Speaker 3: to Santa Monica.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no fucking sharks in Santa Monica.
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  Speaker 3: Pops, you don't know. What do you mean there's no
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: sharks in Santa Monica? You think the sharks know, hey,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to go to SM?
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  Speaker 2: No, you stupid bitch.
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  Speaker 1: It goes with the fucking weather and the weather and
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  Speaker 1: all that shit within the fucking region.
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  Speaker 2: You stupid bitches, they're just monkeys in the fucking.
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  Speaker 7: Why the fuck would there be monkeys in Griffith Park?
• 12:19
  Speaker 8: Why the fuck would there be monkeys in Griffith Park?
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  Speaker 7: You're not a zoologist, my boy. You don't know shit, bro.
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  Speaker 7: You're not a person that's well-known to know about animals. Okay,
• 12:30
  Speaker 7: you fucking idiot, but what I'm saying is.
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  Speaker 3: Having sharks in the beach would be more making sense
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  Speaker 3: than having monkeys at Griffith. And by the way, there
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: were monkeys at Griffith back in the day. The zoo
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: was there. Okay, that's not what.
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  Speaker 2: Obviously....
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: You want me to read it like an Australian? Is
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: that what you said?
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  Speaker 2: The Great White Sharks.
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  Speaker 4: Great White Sharks frequently roam the coastal waters of Santa
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  Speaker 4: Monica Bay, which serves as a natural nursery for juvenile sharks.
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  Speaker 2: What I'm saying is they're not known to be there.
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  Speaker 3: Can you shut the fuck up when I narrate? I
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  Speaker 3: was really fucking good. You want to do it one
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  Speaker 3: more time?
• 13:05
  Speaker 4: Great White Sharks frequently... Fucking bitch. Great White Sharks frequently
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  Speaker 4: roam the coastal waters of Santa Monica Bay... which serves
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  Speaker 4: as a natural nursery for juvenile sharks.
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: That wasn't a good... It sounded more like.
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: Why don't you try, big guy?
• 13:22
  Speaker 4: Ready?
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: Dim the lights.
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: Dim the lights right here.
• 13:26
  Speaker 4: How?
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: We only have an on and off switch. Stupid bitch,
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: when he does the edit, shut the fuck up. By
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: the way, I hate that you're wearing green and red
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: at the same time.
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: It's bugging the fuck out of me. Green? Where's the green?
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: In your fucking shirt. Well, I didn't even notice. I
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: thought this was black. You put it on without your glasses? Yeah,
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: I put it on without my glasses. Can you edit
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: this moment? Edit this one to be, the volume, edit
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: this one to be red, please.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: I have a question. You ever like put on a
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: shirt with your glasses?
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: And then the glasses fall on your shirt and it
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: just lays on your stomach?
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: No, it will just fall all the way. Yeah?
• 13:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: Or it falls and then it gets caught on my dick. No,
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: it doesn't. It looks like my dick is wearing my glasses. Nah,
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: my shit's not that big. Just a little midget.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: A little pinky, a little socito. Okay, so I guess
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: there are sharks. What I'm saying is it's not like
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: a big, major shark.
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's not known for having sharks. That's what
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: I'm saying. But I'm saying, hey, sell sharks, bro.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: But I think it's based on weather.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: That's why Colombia can hold these big-ass hippos that are killing.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Do you know why there are so many hippos there? Yes,
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: because Pablo Escobar brought them.
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: What a weird thing, though, huh?
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: If you had money, when you have money, you could
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: do shit like that. What's the first thing you're going
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: to do when you get money? Just let a bad
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: bitch sit on your chest, huh?
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: Sit on my shit? Oh, shit on my chest? Yeah,
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: shit on your chest. That's literally going to make me
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: throw the fuck up right now, actually. I think when
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: I get a bag, bag, bag, probably give some to
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: my mom. Oh, shut the fuck up. Yeah, I'm probably
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: going to get strippers and whores, get a room in TJ.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: There we go, papa.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: That's a real deal. Lock myself for two weeks.
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: What?
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: No, but I'll come out every time we need to
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: do the pod. Okay.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: So, Mondays and Thursdays, you're just outside?
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: Mondays and Thursdays, I'm doing the podcast. I'll reconvene with
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: my family. Hey, how's your guys' day? It's cool. I'll
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: see you guys later next week. Go back in there.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: I'm really ready to just be on my own, bro.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: Are you? I'm ready mentally. Like, hey, let's leave.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: But not physically?
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Fuck, no, bro. I can't do shit myself, bro.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Like what?
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: What is your biggest worry if you were to move in?
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: What's going to be your first biggest worry?
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: Just being alone. Yeah. Te vas a matar. What does
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: that mean?
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: You're going to kill yourself.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: Why would you say that?
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: I promise you, though, when you do live alone full,
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: it gets lonely.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Something like Tondra. Yeah. You're like, because then, nights like this,
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: I just want to ask you just for what. That's
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: why you're a dog. That's why you're a dog? That's
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: why she got a dog.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: No, trust me, fool, you're going to be lonely. It's
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: cool during the day because you're just butt naked with
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: your AC blowing while you're eating some kava and shit,
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: like some Chipotle, like you have a bowl. No, no,
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: real shit is real shit. There's nothing like being, like,
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: are you in your boxers at your crib the whole time?
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: All the time, all the time.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Like, just only boxers, no socks, no nothing.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: It is what it is.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: With five other people in there?
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: It's my family members.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's your mom, fool. It's not the same.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: To my mom, yeah. I know, but you're in a donut.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: You can't even see her hair.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: That's my mother, you stupid bitch. It's my mother. Don't
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: talk about my... No, imagine that. But I mean, it's
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: my mom. But yeah, when my mom comes up, I
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: probably put on my booty shorts on. Oh, like the
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: little basketball shirts? Correct. Okay, so now imagine you never
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: have to do that, right? Oh, bro, it'd be over. Okay, right.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Imagine you never have to do that. But then night, fool,
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: the fucking sun goes down, papa. The moon comes up.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: You're alone.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: The lights are always off because you're alone. You feel me?
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: You don't want it to be hot.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: The AC blowing. And you like watching weird shit. And
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: now you're all lonely and scared, fool. And it's only
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: you and your closet way. And you might lay down, fool.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: And guess what, fool?
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: You forgot to lock the door.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Now you got to get back up, go lock the door. Boom.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: You go lock the door. On your way back, you
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: hear something. It was really your fat ass foot. But
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: you don't know that because you're alone, papa. You can't
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: go to the room and lay down with your brothers
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: like you usually do. And then you lay down.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: You're on your phone. And guess what?
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: You look to the side and you forgot to close
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: your closet and it's dark because you don't have nothing
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: in your closet and.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: You feel like somebody's staring at you, fool. And then
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: guess what?
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: I'm the type of guy that I like to pray,
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: but I don't know what you be on and shit.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: I be praying. Okay.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: But now imagine the closet's open, now.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: The door's open, and you have a little hallway and
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: it's dark, fool.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: And guess what, fool? Fuck, maybe you forgot to close
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: your fridge and now you're hearing the beep. Am I
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: just forgetting to close every single thing in this fucking house?
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: That's what happens, bro.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: Am I lying? I know to close the stuff. But
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: is your shit, is everything open in your house right now?
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I'm missing one door in my closet, so I have
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: to deal with the consequences of thinking somebody's in there.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: Fuck that, bro. In my closet?
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Remember, fucking remember the door broke? So I just had
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: everybody tag on the thing? On the big-ass glass door.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: You remember that?
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: So it's missing.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: So I either have.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: To choose to look at my T-shirts or look at
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: all my jackets. But my jackets have more colors, so
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: I have the door on this side, but it's all
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: a bunch of colors. But it reminds me of the
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: dark way.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: It's scary. Yeah, visually, when you're looking at something in
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: the dark, it changes in the stuff, you know?
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: And then sometimes you'll think.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: I don't want to live alone. It's scary way. Yeah.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: I don't like scary. I don't even want... But that's
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: why you need life in your house. Like, you need plans.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Like, when I lived with my mom, I was never scared.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Because my mom has a gang of like... And
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: your mom was there. And my mom was there.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: I think that's the biggest aspect. Your mom was in
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: the other fucking room. Hey, Ruka, I really want to
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: ask you this. Like, let's say, like, you know, your
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: mom obviously wears a hijab. Okay. Like, let's say, like...
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Not while she sleeps. I hope you're not asking that. No,
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: hold on.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Obviously, I don't think your mom wears a hijab.
• 18:54
  Speaker 7: What?
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Are people looking at her in their dreams? No, I
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: don't know. So sorry, mom. She's so proud of me.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: She has no idea what we talk about on this
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: stupid fucking idiot podcast. And she literally told me, I
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: showed her the- Your mom thinks- She knows we make jokes,
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: but she doesn't know the severity of what we say.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Your mom thinks she's walking through a tunnel in her dream,
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: and it's just a bunch of hoodoos.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: The Jews? The Jews?
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: What do you call them, the dudes?
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Yahudis. Oh, Yahudis. Okay, so, for example, like, let's just say...
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: The dudes. The dudes are.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Let's just say, like, right, because your mom wears a hijab.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: Obviously, people can't see her without it, unless it's, like, maybe, like,
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: me and Andres, because, you know, she's like.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, not Andres?
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: None of you fuza at all, actually.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: No, no, you say your mom was cool.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: No, tighten that shit up. She don't know. What the fuck?
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, this is what I'm trying to explain. Like, let's
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: say people were to rush into the house.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Let's just say.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: like we were all the homies i didn't know your
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: mom was there i'm giving you an example okay yeah
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: okay okay let's just.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Say people were to rush in the house she don't
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: have that shit on is she just grabbing the nearest
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: thing to her to.
• 19:58
  Speaker 7: Cover that's well that's not that's not how it would
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: be she would just put it on boom No, but
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: let's say.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Like we are rushing the hijabs in the.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: What scenario are people rushing into my house? Is this
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: like you're like, this is Black Friday at Jakarta Slim's house. Listen, bitch. Okay. Okay.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: We know how we're at my house. I would just
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: pull up and I'll just walk in.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Let's just, I'm making an example.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: A hypothetical of what your mom would do in this situation.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: We walk in.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: You're like opening the door. We're having a conversation.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: We walk in. Your mom don't got the hijab on.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: She don't have the food there, right?
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 20:30
  Speaker 7: Boom.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: Boom.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Is she, is she like, like, let's, for instance, she's
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: in the kitchen.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: I've been to your house. Your kitchen's here.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: The room's all over here.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: So it's a little mission to get there.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: It is, yeah. And then you have a bunch of
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: shit in the middle, like, that you sent to Indonesia. What?
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: And then you say your mom can't make it over there.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Would she, like.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Can I tell you something really funny?
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Like, for instance, she's in the kitchen.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Do you know where my water is? And she's going
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: to put a pan over her head. Do you know
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: where my water is?
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: Do you know the chair right next to the water?
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: There's a hijab right there.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: She has it just like on standby?
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: On standby type shit. There's one right there. There's one
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: in the closet. There's one everywhere in the house. She
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: just has it like the, not the super ones, like
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: the ones that'll just cover her up. You know what
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: I'm saying? The regular ones.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Your mom's like, for your mom, like a hitman with
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: a gun.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: With a lot of guns around the house. Yeah. A
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: lot of hijabs. Somebody walks in, your mom puts out
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: a hijab under the table. My mom's actually going to,
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: she's going to Indonesia next month. She already packed all
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: her shits right there by the door. Like two big
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: ass suitcases and everything. What is she going to Indonesia for?
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know, her family and shit. Oh, my family
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: and shit. I don't know why I said her, like
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: it's only hers. Yeah, my family. No one's sick or nothing,
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: or we're just visiting, you know?
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Do you guys usually go when somebody's sick?
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no. My grandma died, but she was like 98,
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: so my dad just went. Oh, that's not too bad. No,
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: that's a life.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: She died at 98?
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: God damn.
• 21:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, I think so. I might just be yapping. Sorry. Wait, wait. Sorry, Dad.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Wait, you didn't know her?
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my dad's mom, yeah. Yeah. Like, very, like, she
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: only spoke Indonesian, so we would barely talk. I'd go
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: without my dad there, you know what I'm saying? So
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: it was just a little difficult. That's why right now, bro,
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: right now, being the person that I am right now,
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: I was actually just talking to Andrea about this. I
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: want to learn. I want to learn more languages. Oh,
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: was I talking to Andrea? I was talking to either
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: my Uber driver or Andrea. It's one of them because,
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: you know, they're kind of the same person.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Andrea picks you up, drops you off.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: It's okay. She gets paid. Not a lot, but she
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: gets paid. What the fuck? I'm talking to my Uber driver.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Is it your Uber driver? What the fuck? It's my
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Uber driver. It's Filipino. It's Filipino. Filipino guy.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Filipino?
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: The most huge Filipino accent. But he was telling me,
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: he was like, yes, man, when you lose your language,
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: you lose the history. And I'm like, oh, yeah, you're right,
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: you know? So I want to learn Indonesian fully in
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: a sense where it's like take classes and do all
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: this shit just so I'll be able to talk to
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: my family members out there. It's more of like a flex,
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: just like a flex on them.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Oh wait, so he said that when you lose your language.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: That's why I want to stop speaking Spanish because that's
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: not really our language.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: That's the Spaniards.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Ass nigga.
• 23:09
  Speaker 6: No no no no no but i do feel like
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: like yeah i do feel like you should know i
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: mean i feel like you should.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Learn more indonesian or definitely whatever indonesian indonesia so i
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: think bahasa means language language of indonesia okay yeah Indonesia!
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I think it is important to know it because it
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: bugs the fuck out of me when I see fucking Aiden.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Aiden be looking at my mom like, Grandma. But they
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: communicate well because Aiden's in love with my mom. But
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: he does try and Spanish a little bit, but he
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: do be on some bullshit with it.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Well, it's because Eric is not speaking to him in Spanish. No, no.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: He knows Spanish.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: He understands it very well, but he should... I mean,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: hopefully they're fluent with it. I mean, what the rest
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: of us are, I'm fluent with it.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: What about your nieces?
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Angie and Aiden are going to be fluent because my.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Mom and Shorty's mom, which they.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: Angie's grandma, they speak Spanish to them.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Angie might know more Spanish than Aiden because Angie lives
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: with her grandma.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but does their grandma only speak Spanish? Yeah, yeah.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Don Andres and Doña Juana. Doña Juana. She's funny, by
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: the way.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: Will they speak to them back in English, but slow,
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: like a bit of Spanish words?
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: I was actually talking to her last time. They add who? Angie?
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: No. Doña Juana Shorty's mom?
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: So, yes, they both, like, Aiden would be like, oh, grandma,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: quiero pancakes, or grandma, I'm hungry. Obviously, my mom's been
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: here for 20-plus years, so she knows English, even though
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: she should know more, actually.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: My mom should know more. Yeah. What else should she
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: be doing, huh?
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Fuck, get her papers.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Do something. At this point, you're making us all look bad.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: That's a group.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: But how long has she been here?
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: My mom's been here for 20 plus years. What the fuck, bitch?
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: She just gave up on that shit? She's like, fuck
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: this language, homie. But fuck Spanish. Speak in Aztec and shit.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: I'm just speaking fucking dialecto.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because I think- I think my Guatemalan homies,
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: their grandparents speak that. Dialecto. Yeah, no, definitely. Obviously, because
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: their great-grandparents and stuff probably taught them.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Right, Andrea?
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Guatemalans speak a lot of dialecto? Yeah, they do. What
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: about Guatemalans? What is it? I think Peruvians, they say
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Quechua or some shit. Quechua. What is that? Do you
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: guys know what that is?
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Quechua? Isn't that the fucking mountain? Oh, that's Machu Picchu.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: That's Machu Picchu. What is it? What's Quechua? Oh, yeah, Quechua, see?
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Who speaks that, Raymundo? Raymundo's like grandma or something, I'm
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: pretty sure.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: You need to speak some fucking real word.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: They need to join the club, huh? They need to
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: join the club. They need to join the colonized club, man.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: But yeah, Aiden be like, grandma, polla, pancakes, please. I'll
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: be like, what the fuck for you just gave up? Oh,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: my God, this looks like Raymundo.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: That dude right there? What the fuck?
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Raymundo looks mad Peruvian. I just realized that.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: But he's a tall Peruvian.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Ask Raymundo if fucking his grandma meets up in the
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: middle of the circle, just get down.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. They don't.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Isn't that in Peru?
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: It's in Peru, but it's a different village from where
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: he's from. I asked him, right? You think Raymundo's grandma
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: was just squabbling back in the day? For sure, dog.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: What did they do that for? Can we look up
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: why Peruvians squabble?
• 26:34
  Speaker 7: Hold on.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: I think I know the reason before we search it up.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: I think it's to get rid of the beef. Like,
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: let's say me and your neighbors, if we're beefing it
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: the whole year, end of year this shit cracks, all right,
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: get down.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, so you can't get down throughout the year?
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: I think this is just, let's end it right here.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Let's see. Whoa, the dude right there, that's how Raymundo
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: would look.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Raymundo's Peruvian and Mexican? That's how his body is, too.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: What the fuck? What? Oh, yeah, Peruvian-Mexican. All of them.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: Andy's fucking Salvadorian-Mexican. The homie Tavi's Mexican-Mexican. What? I hate
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: that they're mixed up to the South Dorian. See? To
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: clear past garages and start a new year. So all
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: the bitches that are squabbling on here- They do this
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: shit on Christmas? That's a good one. So here's a present.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Now get the fuck down, homie.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. Who would you call out this year?
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Andres. Andres.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Like, if we're in Peru and they're like, hey, out
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: of you four, I'm telling you right now, I can't
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: wait to beat the shit out of Andrea.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Andrea? I didn't know that was an option. I didn't
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: really figure it out. I'm not lying, fool.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: If we're in Peru and they're like, hey, you four,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: y'all need to figure it out, I swear to God,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: I'm going to eat all three of y'all face.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: But who's the most?
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: You.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: Me?
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: You.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to get down with you one day.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Who gives you the most joy, though, out of us? Me. Andres. What?
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you why.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you why.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Because Andres has been with me the longest working-wise, so
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: he knows me. You, Andres, the other day you were crying.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: He throws a fit and clicks on me. Andres is
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: the only one that.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: I only throw one fit. That's what I'm saying. That's
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying. But Andres is... Hey, brother, you throw
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: fits every day, homie. Look what you're wearing, Papaslote.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: That shit is crazy.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: That shit is ugly as fuck. How many times have
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: you worn those... Shorts already? Let me see.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Let me smell your ass.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Look at their vintage now. Let me smell it. Let
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: me smell it. Hey, what the fuck? Back up, you weird.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Fucking weirdo culero, homie. Hey, no.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: Wait, by the way, where can I? I'm not even trying. Sorry.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Just real quick. Real little. What's this little thing right there? Like,
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: you know, when it's a sentence, you want to go
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: like that? Where can I buy jorts? That fit me.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Do I need to go to like, do I need
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: to go to like a fat guapo store? You know, the.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Do you need something like this?
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: Wait, wait, wait.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Me and you don't have the same. This is going
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: to sound crazy. A width? Like ass?
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: I'm 42.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: I'm 42.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is a little more baggier now, but yes, 42.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Those are 42?
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: No, I'm a 40 now on these shorts.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: What are those?
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, Levi's. Levi's has good 42 shorts.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: What are those, though?
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: These are minimal.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what size? 42. Okay, but they're getting too baggy
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: for you?
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a 40 now.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, when
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I was a 42... You should give them up. No,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: dick just ordered some.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: He's stupid. But why? If you're just going to stop
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: using those, you're going to get scared. I'm not. I
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: just have a belt.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Well, I actually have your belt.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you do have my belt. You got robbed, bitch.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Did I? Come on. Give them up.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Hey, no, but look.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Andrea Ha, last time we were at Levi's, buy one,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: get one 50% off. I grabbed like six of them bitches.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: That's the time to do it.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Really? Because they might not have that deal because winter
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: comes and those deals get off.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: You always got to buy shit for the next season
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: before because they have it for cheaper.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: So during... During summer, I bought a gang of shit
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: for winter. Yeah. So now winter. You bought a bunch
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: of shit for fall.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Exactly, papa.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Wait, it's fall after? It's fall after winter? No, no.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: What's after summer?
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: Fall? Fall. Oh, what the fuck? And then what is it? Winter.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: And those are all the seasons. And then it's spring. Right? Yeah. Winter, spring, summer.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: What's the horniest season? Oh, summer, papa. I don't think summer.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Summer's too hot to be horny.
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: No.
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: People are cold, they want to cuddle.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: People are cold, they want to get fucking fucked, homie. Literally,
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: if your girl's at Baja without you, brother, you should
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: just tell her, hey, it's cool to fuck other men. Yeah,
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: and try to fuck her mom. Yeah, try to fuck
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: her mother or somebody. Baja Beach Fest is where all
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: relationships go to die. I go there all the time, Andres.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: What about this? What season?
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: No, put this.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: What season consumes the most babies? What season consumes the
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: most babies?
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: Consumes? Like they make? Consummate?
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: No, what I'm saying is like if a kid born
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: in December, that means they were getting horny in spring, right?
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: Because it's nine months. Why did you say consume? Consume.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: The most babies are consumed. Okay, so that means foods
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: were getting horny in spring?
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: No, winter and fall. Oh, are conceived. Sorry, my bad. Okay, conceived. Conceived.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: I was saying some consumed. You buy them, bitches?
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Consumed is eating. No, you can't consume knowledge? I guess. Yeah.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: It's like taking in knowledge. Taking in, yeah. It's like
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: taking in. So I guess, what season do bitches consume
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: more now? Plug it in, plug it in. Like December, basically,
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: because if you- When were your babies born, Andrea? September
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: and April.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Andrea was getting horny during the winter vibe.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: At Christmas.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: I think the doctor said at Christmas. You were fucking
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: during Christmas, Andrea?
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Around, around. During his birthday? What? Isn't Christmas Jesus' birthday?
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Well, when's Allah's birthday?
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Always, I guess. Just all around. That wasn't a diss,
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: you dumb bitch. I'm not. The fuck? No, because- It
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: wasn't a diss either, bitch. Yeah, you don't say weird-
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: That's so crazy. I don't even know why the fuck
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: he be doing shit like that.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: That fucker don't got a birthday?
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: He's God, bro. Don't do that, bitch. Watch your fucking mouth.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Exit this fucking thing.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: That fucker don't got a birthday, gang.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: You guys don't need to be doing stuff like that.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: I don't like that. Shut the fuck up. Bro, that's
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: just too much.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: You want to go back to the conversation about him
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: fading you?
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: See what happens when you stir away? How did I
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: even stir away? You're the one that.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Brought that shit up. The fuck? I asked if it
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: was Jesus' birthday. I don't even know how that was
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: a diss. You chose to diss the most important person
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: in my religion. Important like, just God himself. But I
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: guess that's the type of guy you are. Just the
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Lord after he just gave us the best fucking path
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: to go on right now. For God's sake.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: He wasn't like this Catholic.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: I'm going to bless him too.
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: Nah.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: He's your homie. Give him something. No, no.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Deadass. The only reason I said that joke was because
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: you thought I was dissing. I wasn't dissing. I was
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: genuinely asking a question.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: No, no. God doesn't have a birthday. I wouldn't say
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: the all creator. There's not like a special day for
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: him because he's not human. Do you get what I'm saying?
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: He wasn't a human. He's supposed to be God. In
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: my religion, that's what it is. I don't know what
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: you guys got cracking over there on your side, but
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: just leave it over there. I'm going to leave mine
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: over here. Don't worry about me. I won't worry about you,
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: you fucking lame. See? Yeah, I know, because you're a
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: lame-ass bitch.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: So I'm a lame-ass bitch?
• 33:34
  Speaker 8: No, no, no.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: I dropped it. I dropped it, because I guess I
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: get in my feelings. I'm going to take everything to
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: a little personal, and I'm a little fucking gay, and
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: I'm a fag. I didn't say none of that. Half
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: that shit was me. I would literally beat the shit
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: out of you in the Peruvian thing. No, but you
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: know what I would do?
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: I would pay a bunch of Peruvians, a bunch of
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: Peruvians to beat the dog shit out of you.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: How many Peruvians do you think you could take? Hi, hola.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Raymundo probably got retarded strength, huh?
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: He's pretty. There's a video of him that went viral
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: fighting back in the day. I remember when he fought
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: this black kid. That had nothing to do with his
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: retarded strength. That has everything to do with his racism. No, no, no.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: It had nothing to do with his racism. I think
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: the black dude disrespected his girl. And you know, Ray.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Fuck it down for his height now.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: Fuck that, homie.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: Come here.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Spider. How do I used to say it? Gaga, homie.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Meet me in the back. Hey, you know how to dream?
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Talk about fighting.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I had a dream that my ex-bitch got down with.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: My new one. Ooh, letter. What's the letter? Andrea was there.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: What was I doing there? Andrea, you were there mediating.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: No way.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: We were at my crib. She walked in asking for
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: her stuff, which nothing was left. She walked in asking
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: for her stuff, and my mom let her in because, hola, mijo, que?
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: You grab your stuff, but I'm with the other one.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: And then my mom left. She had to go to work.
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: And then she was throwing in the racks when she
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: was putting her shit away. And Andrea was like, girl,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: you don't got to be all out and do that.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: You just grab yourself and go. And then she was like, bitch,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: none of your business. She's called Andrea, bitch.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah. By the way, why is she trying to get
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: into other people's business? That's what I'm saying. In my dream, that's...
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Even in your dream, she's fucking nosy. I know, but listen.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: And then the new one was like, hey, don't talk
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: to Andrea like that she defended you.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: And then there was a lot of squabble. And instead
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: of me getting in, I woke up. Instead of me
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: getting in, I took out my phone.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Let me get it in.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Fine, fine, fine. If that was
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: to even remotely happen in a possibility, you can't jump in, huh?
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: You're like, I know him. I know him for a fact.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: This was going to be like this. Whoa. For real?
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: You're going to let that bitch talk to you like that?
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: That's kind of crazy.
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: Nah.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: Hit that bitch. Hit that bitch. I've seen you in those.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Isn't he one getting jumped? No, no. One on one.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: One on one? One on one.
• 35:50
  Speaker 7: But what are they fighting for?
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Donpitudo over here. Donpitudo right here. They're fighting for the don.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: I never had no bitches fight over me. Two of
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: my homies fought over a gay foo. But that was like.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Some weird gay shit.
• 36:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 36:06
  Speaker 7: Wait, wait.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: You never had no bitches fight over you? Never. Not once.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: You know why?
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: If it was because you.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Only get head.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: But I probably used to lay down that pito of yours.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Lay down the pipan? That fucking kebab of yours. Yeah.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Say another one.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: The fucking shawarma.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Dynamite stick. Dynamite stick. The red one? The fucking C4
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: down there, papa.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: When you start laying down the pito, bitches are going
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: to fight for you. I promise you for when you
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: start laying down some more pito. You've had women fight
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: over you?
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: Maybe not fight over me. Argue. Can I tell you
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: something that happened to me before? Come on.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: When I left Camila's sister, I got with somebody else.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: When you left Camila's sister on dress?
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, when I left Andrea's sister and I got
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: with A, one time I ran into Camila at a
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: football game and Camila's grimy ass came and hugged me
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: on purpose.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: And A was like, what the fuck? Because she knew.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: But A is not.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, at all. She's very like, I don't care. And
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Camila's just like.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: She's very like, wants to fight the whole world. And like,
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: I want to test your buttons. So... Oh, you're lucky, bitch.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: You're lucky.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: But then if they would have fought... Camila got squabble. Yeah,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I never seen a fight before so who knows can
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: we look at a squabble?
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: We got squabble gang Andre growing up shoot whoop your
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: ass I would never let my little brother.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: With my ass.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: I would beat her she makes it sound so vulgar.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: I know like we're just putting out the scene to
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: just beating the shit out of her Oh.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Shit you guys were able to afford that in Salvador Yeah, wait.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: You're talking about in Salvador, right? Yeah, here too. One
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: time I grabbed one of those balls.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: The spheres?
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: And I cracked it in her forehead.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: What the fuck is wrong with you?
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Okay, it's plastic. You're acting like it's fucking... The act
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: of it's crazy. Oh, you're fucking weird.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: You're weird, okay?
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: You don't think that's crazy, Andrea?
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: She's done worse.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: She was following me around one time.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: With a knife.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, I did that to Cookie too. No, I've never
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: done that. I've never done that.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Well, because you're not the little one. The little one
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: usually does that. Reza never popped out a knife and
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: tried to stab you?
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: No.
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: Never?
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: No.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Reza's a punk-ass bitch.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: I knew it. Fuck you, bitch. That's my brother, homie.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: You did it to Cookie?
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Cookie and Ajana, and they laughed at me the whole time.
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait. So what happens if you cop that?
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: I have to say it.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Fucking bitches.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Chill.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Chill.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: They don't even call them bitches, but I have to
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: pay them every time I do it.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Fuck. Fucking bitch ass bitches.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Bitch, bitch, bitch.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: How much is the payment? You're a bitch ass man.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: He owes like 300 bucks right now.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: I know facts. Probably not. It just depends on how
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: much it is.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: I've never called my sisters bitches only in my head.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I feel like now that I make the money in
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: the family and they know they can rely on me,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: I feel like I should be allowed to be called
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: the bitches.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: Hey, stop being a little bitch.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Hey.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. I didn't mean you. I'm you in this.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: I would have called them little bitches. They're not my sisters.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: But they're men. But they're men. I like one of them.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: I like two of them. Guts, to me, he's just
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: not really that guy.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: You still can't get over it?
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Nah, I'm not. Wait, you never chased nobody with a knife?
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Who the fuck do you think I am? Oh, in
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: my household?
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: No.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: And in real life? No, not neither. I've never even
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: felt that much aggression in my heart to be like, hey,
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: I'm going to try to chase somebody with an F.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: I've tried to, like I remember my little brother hit
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: me with a phone case. You know the charging phone cases?
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, the fucking thick ass heavy ones?
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: He threw it at you? It was up in my face.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: And it was my dad's phone. He just went, and
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: I should clock my shit. Then I whooped his ass after.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: I was like fucking 10. You like bombed on him? Yeah,
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: bombed on him. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And then
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: what happened? A little after that, my dad whooped my ass.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: For beating Reza's ass?
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: But Reza was being a punk ass bitch.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Why? Don't be talking about my little brother like that.
• 39:59
  Speaker 7: Hey, hey, hey.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: He makes fun of me.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: He does it. The way he makes fun of you
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: is totally different than the way you make.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Fun of him.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: When he sees me at the gym, he says hi
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: to me like you force him to.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: No.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: And then that makes him a punk-ass bitch.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: I don't force him to.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: And I like Reza, but he thinks he's so much
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: better than me and you.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: No one.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Because he's handsome and worked at KIT before.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he is handsome, bro. And he works out really well.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: That's something that I want to adopt. Like, I remember
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: when that fool was running. He was running. He would
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: go to the beach every morning and just run. Like,
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: are you that type of dude? Or do you think
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: just because too many people know you, you can't just
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: be running at the beach like that? No, I can
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: run at the beach, yeah. But like... Let's say it's
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: a Friday morning, 6 a.m. Yeah, hell yeah. Yeah?
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: That's a perfect time to run right under this. Fake
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: ass running off around one time and stop running.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Who?
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: By the way, you know, Andres got to do the
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: marathon this year. We got to go support him.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know. See, he's a punk ass bitch.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: When it comes to any exercise, you don't support her. Like,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: my walk didn't show up. Andres' marathon, you're not showing up.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Andres' marathon, no. On Saturday, you're not showing up.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: 8 a.m.? 8 a.m.? You're not going to his shit.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: That's fucked up, bro.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: 8 a.m.? 8 a.m., right? There's going to be beer. No,
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: there isn't. I guess I could pull up for a
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: little bit. No, of course I'll be there, yeah. 8 a.m., though?
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Real shit. I mean, just don't count
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: on me.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Jakarta, but this is somebody that is a big part
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: of your career.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Is he? Whoa, he's a punk-ass bitch.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Is he?
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: Bro, this nigga trying to break my fucking arm on
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: the plane, bro. Oh, shut the fuck up. Bro, if
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: you don't think I'll be there, bro, then that's on you, bro.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: We thought you were going to be at the walk
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: for mental health, and you weren't there. Yeah, because I
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: had mental health to deal with. I was going through
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: my own mental health. What am I going to stop
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: so I can help all these other people? When the
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: oxygen masks fall, you have to fucking help yourself before
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: you help somebody else. I was dealing with my own
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: mental health issues so I couldn't go.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: To the walk.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Or was I or was I just choked up? A
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: lot of mental health. Shadow people running around touching my ass.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: And that's a huge reason why I can't be by myself.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: Why would shadow people come to my house? And then
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: they turn into real people.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: No, they're just black people.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Even scarier? With all this new, everything in our life,
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: I feel like is going, well, not with our life exactly,
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: but everything with the pod right now, it's shining.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: What's the first thing you're going to, oh, is this
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: too personal? What's the first thing you're going to purchase?
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: What's your first big purchase with this? I know this
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: isn't your first time with bread. This is mine.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: And I don't have a lot of bread. Just make
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: it clear to you guys, any people that know me personally,
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: I'm not really breaded up. I'm just okay. I'm like,
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: all right. What's going to be your first big purchase
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: with this?
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Nothing. Yeah?
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: All investment, papa. Stocks and bonds, for real. Investing.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: I already made an investment last night.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: I'm proud of myself. The coffee shop?
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: Nah.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: By the way, by the way, I was totally right
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: about the coffee shop situation.
• 42:45
  Speaker 7: No, you weren't.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Because- You don't know.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Fucking Jakarta's partner, who was going to be his partner,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: been scammed two other times.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Okay. And I'm like, and I'm like, and I'm like, how.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Does that five, three businesses? All three of them have failed.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Now Jakarta wants to go to the fourth one?
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Like, what the fuck?
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Does he think Jakarta's going.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: To be his lucky charm? Their time's a charm, baby.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: Their time's a charm.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: Dog.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: All right, when we're successful, don't ask for a coffee.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Don't ask for a piece. You too, laughing fuck. Andre,
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: you're laughing or no? You want a piece of the coffee, huh? Huh?
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: You want to work there? Have bigger ambitions for yourself.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: The fuck?
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: This is your shop, by the way.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: It's not my shop. I have like 5% of it. Really? Yeah.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: It's someone else's shop. But I have 5%. Mama, if
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: you ever want coffee, you could go. Can I ball?
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Can I chill? Can I stunt? Will I live long
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: enough to raise my son?
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Can I ball?
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: Can I chill? Can I stunt? But I lived long
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: enough to raise my son. Made something out of nothing.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: I'm nothing where I'm from.
• 43:47
  Speaker 9: Can't your boy do something productive for once? And once
• 43:50
  Speaker 9: a nigga make it, they're going to want to take it.
• 43:53
  Speaker 9: Money don't change it, but it do drive you crazy.
• 43:56
  Speaker 9: Little nigga, all the projects, they rooting.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: For the baby.
• 44:00
  Speaker 9: Even when they showing love, they still going to want
• 44:03
  Speaker 9: to hate you.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: What did he say?
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: I forgot.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: If I tell you how I feel... Can I fuck?
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: Got to see you if the pussy good before I cuff.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Kodak Black, at my high school period, Kodak Black from
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: ninth grade going up to 11th grade was probably one
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: of the most important artists to me. Because ninth grade,
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: I was listening to Fiber Zombies, and I made the
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: transition when Kodak Black came out. I was listening to black,
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: black rap. You know what I'm saying?
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman Yeah, no, no, they're talking about straight drugs.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: Rob Markman Oh, Flashball Zombies. Rob Markman They're like, LSD,
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying? Rob Markman Or like Schoolboy
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: Q and shit. Rob Markman Yeah, I think they have
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: a song together, but it's more like Joey Bala. Rob
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: Markman I remember that song so well.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman Okay, so you're going based off that, and
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: then you transition into being a fucking jit.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: Rob Markman A jit, man. Florida jit. Rob Markman A motherfucking,
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: a gremlin. A gremlin, yeah. What'd he say?
• 45:05
  Speaker 9: He said, I knew that perk was fake, but I
• 45:09
  Speaker 9: still ate it because I'm a gremlin.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: For you to know those drugs are fake, and you're like,
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: I'm going to still do it, you're a different fucking breed,
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Papa Sote.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: So, can you talk into the fucking mic?
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: I am, I am. I'm talking into it.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: So then, you made the transition, and then that song
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: changed your life?
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: No, I'd say no flock can change my life. Yeah,
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: I lied to you, but don't you lie to me.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: That's when I knew men ruled the world. You get me?
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Because this one literally told the bitch, yes, I'll lie
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: to you, but bitch, don't lie to me. Because that's
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: just disrespectful.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Have you seen the video of fucking real niggas for
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: the win?
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Nah, what is that?
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Bro, you're going to love this video. This is my
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: new favorite video right now. Andres, I'm going to send
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: it to you.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Andres is going to love this video. Me, you, and Andres.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Andres is not going to be too much of a
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: fan of it.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: But.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: But the rest of us will. Let me find this
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: for you, Andres. Real niggas for the win. Oh, shit.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: Real niggas first. Family over money.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Andres, your Instagram, ba-bum?
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'll send it to you right now to give
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: you guys a ba-bum. Oh, this fucking coffee got me jittering, bro. Bro, bro,
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: put this shit up. This shit is the best. The
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: coffee got you jittery? Yeah, like I feel like I
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: did pre-workout.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: If we ever did bums and drank coffee right after,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: you'll be fucking suited.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: So crazy.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: You've done that under this? You would die. How'd you feel?
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: I was fucking activated for the whole day.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: Wait, the whole day, bitch? What time were you doing bums?
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: All the day. I was like, what the fuck under this?
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: I know the homie did yay and then went to
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: the gym and fucking had a heart attack. Oh, preem? Yeah.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: What a dumbass.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he probably like a blood, what was it?
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: A blood vessel or some shit. In his heart? I
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: don't know. I think that fool would fucking die if
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: he did that shit.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: This is going to be, bro, watch this. Hold up,
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: you got to put the volume up, bro. This shit
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: is the best shit ever.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: All right, ready?
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Real niggas love to win every time. Now let's talk
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: about that four o'clock you came in the house.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's talk about.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: That four o'clock you came in the house, four o'clock.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about that.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for the last, like, three, four nights. Three, four
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: nights you come in the house at four o'clock in
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: the morning. What if I come in the house four
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: o'clock in the morning? Just be outside.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: What am I supposed to do?
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm coming in the house four o'clock in
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: the morning.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: What am I supposed to do? Yeah, four o'clock in
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: the morning.
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: I ain't trippin'. I'm gonna be.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Real niggas by the way of the time. Real women.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: That's your problem.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: Why we trying to do what a nigga do?
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: I can't do what a nigga do. I play good
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: when you do it, but it's a problem when I
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: do it. It ain't no problem when you do it, dude.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: Who gives a fuck? Real niggas finna win.
• 48:07
  Speaker 8: Oh, bitch.
• 48:09
  Speaker 7: What up?
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Bro, that nigga's a legend, bro. Hey, Pop, that's my
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: new shit.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: And that is true.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: That's the problem. Bitches trying to be what a nigga be.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Don't be me, bro.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Be yourself. Be yourself, bitch. You want to be home early,
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: go to sleep, bitch. You don't got to be like me.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: Real niggas finna win every time. Yeah, you feel me
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: like you're literally now a food I got yeah, yeah, okay.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: He's a chip on old boy, but man really good
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: for the win every time That's a problem with you
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: bitches bitches trying to be with a nigga That is
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: a problem though like I say this to my bitch You're.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Trying to be on what they're on or she's trying
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: to be on with your own But it's like you
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: can't cuz we're diggin to win every time we can't
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: it's hard for me Like, like, bitch, don't try to
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: be what I am.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Be what you is.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: Be what you is.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I hate when a bitch try
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: to be like me, bitch.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: Be happy with your life, bitch. Like, like, bitch, you
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: can't go to the section of pop bottles because you
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: ain't got.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Money like me, bitch.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: Be you. Go niggas finna win all your time. Be you.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Be real niggas finna win everything.
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Is that what we're doing tonight? Fuck your sams?
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: No.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: No, we have a big ass show of our career. Saturday. Saturday.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: You stupid bitch. Conserve your energy. A ver. What? A ver.
• 49:19
  Speaker 7: You just.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Say it in Spanish?
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: Aver. Seratus, seratus. Oh, rangatan. Damn, that's... Why you at
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: the strip club? Why can't I be there? Because real
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: niggas finna win every time. Real niggas finna win every time.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: No, that is true, though.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: All bitches be trying to be with Manari. Bitch, you
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: not me, and I'm not you. No, but that's okay.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: I feel like if you got time.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: Bitch, bitch, I would never ask you to pay for
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: my nose, but I would definitely pay for yours.
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: Because I ain't you, baby. And real niggas finna win
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: every time. You feel me?
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: Like.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: Like, I let my bitch, you know. Me and Jakarta
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: doing that up at the Airbnb. Facts.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: You could be there, but bitch, don't hate on a player.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: Hate on a gang. Do you feel me? He is
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: totally popping this shit right now.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: I am not popping my shit because.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: It's really just for the win. You're popping it. Jakarta like, nah,
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: that's real shit. What's real shit? Like, bro, I be
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: watching a lot of Sopranos. Like, bitch, you know what
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: it is? Like, I got to go more, bitch. Yeah,
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: real niggas shouldn't win every time. Like, Tony was a
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: real nigga. You don't got to go more right now?
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Man, I got Gumars, bitch.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: No, you fucking don't. You're so pussy, bro. I've seen you, Mr. Checkpoint.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: Who?
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Hey, I just landed at the hotel.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: I know you ain't talking, bitch. You took the bitch
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: on one date. Y'all ain't one taco.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: Stop calling her a bitch. Stop calling her a bitch.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: I said a bitch. I didn't say which one.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: You took a bitch.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, my C-look.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Because I'm calling your bitch a bitch? Hey, man, real
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: niggas put a winner. Okay. No, but okay, okay.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: She not a bitch, but I'm saying like.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Should I run? Like, like, like, hey.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Like, don't try to be like me, B.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God, bro. I fucking understand. Runix can win
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: every time. But I want to let you know... She
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: was really bothered in the video because this wasn't bothered
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: at all.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: No, he was like.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: He was like, I don't give a fuck, do it then.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: Runix can win every time. And see, he understands.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Like, if he were to go to jail, he'd know
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: his bitch is going to get fucked.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Hell no. I don't know. I can't be okay with that.
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: What?
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: For fucking my bitch because I'm in jail?
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, no.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about like... Runix can win every time. If
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: we come out, we can be good. Like, what I'm
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: saying is like.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Let's say you outside of the club, right? Because you see,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Jakarta a real nigga for the win all the time
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: because Jakarta is like man rule the world. And by
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: the way, y'all being up here feeling bad for this
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: punk ass bitch, Jakarta is mean to the hoes. Jakarta
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: feels like a bitch should be at home washing dishes
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: every single day of her life.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: No. Jakarta.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: And there's a problem with you. You sit up here
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: and fake it to these people. You really hurt and shit.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Just say what you feel. I just don't want my
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: bitch outside. Is that bad? I'm sorry, do you want
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: your bitch outside?
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: My bitch can live her life because I live my life.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's not how it goes over here. I'm
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: going to live my life. She can live it inside.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. That's horrible. No, no, but it's
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: not horrible if you genuinely feel like that.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: I feel like if that's what you feel, like if
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: you feel like real niggas for the win all the
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: time and you feel... Like, if you feel like, hey,
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: I'm outside and bitch stay inside, there's some bitches that
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: are going to want to deal with that.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Some bitches are cool with that. Like, you bring the
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: bag home.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: And Jer, rolling her eyes, but she ain't never been
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: with a real nigga for the win before.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: That's a problem in Jer.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Yo niggas lose every time.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying is, you.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: Got to be with them. I'm joking. I'm joking. Don't
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: make the car ride fucking awkward. By the way, he
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: wanted to fire you because you guys had one awkward
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: car ride. I did not want to fire you. I
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: did not want to fire you. You did say, you're like,
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: it was so weird. This motherfucker is so weird. I
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: just said, bro, it was a really weird car ride.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: Am I the shit that I tell you personally? Bitch,
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: you don't tell people in front of their fucking face.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: You fucking weirdo. No, no, bro. I was talking about
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: the last time when we were all here. I was like, fuck.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: We just wrote to Outback. We didn't even really talk.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: I was like, it was pretty weird. I didn't say
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: I want to fucking fire her, you dumb bitch. And
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: if I did tell you that, you don't fucking tell
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: other people that. What type of weird ass shit is that?
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: You know that was weird as fuck, right? No, I'm
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: dead ass telling you. You know that was weird as fuck, right?
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: So you were asleep the entire car ride. Who am
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: I supposed to talk to? I wasn't even asleep, dumbass.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: I was right next to you. You're always asleep. You
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: see how you're letting him get in between us? Don't
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: let him get in between us. Don't let him get
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: in between us. No, because you're talking shit behind my back.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: I'm back. I can stay here right now. How was
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: I talking shit? Did I say you were a B
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: word or anything?
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: No.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: You have before. On accident. I just said, it's a
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: little bit like that. But all I said was, damn,
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: that car ride was weird. How was it weird?
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: I don't want to harass my assistant anymore. I did
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: not say that. I did not say that. All these
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: words that are coming out your mouth, you're just yapping.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: Shut the fuck up. We're good from then.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: It's cool.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: It's cool.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: This is one month.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: If you're going to fucking believe this dumb fat fuck,
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: go ahead and believe him and do whatever the fuck
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: you want to do. You just agreed to say that.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck. Roenick's going to win every time, bro.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be good at that. Roenick's going to
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: win every single time. By the way, bro, what's wrong
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: with you? Shit that I tell you personally on some
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: boss to boss shit, bro, you don't tell the fucking subordinates. Okay,
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: so you're very wrong. You don't tell them. That's where
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: you're wrong. Yeah, I know. I'm not wrong, bitch. That
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: just shows... Why do you believe him? No, you want
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: to know something? You hired me, but you didn't hire
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: me to be your fucking Uber driver, and I pick
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: you up every fucking day. What else do you fucking do?
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: What else do you fucking do? You can't at least
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: help with this. I do everything for you. I have
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: to check you into your flights. I have to tell
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: you where you're doing, where you're at. You were doing
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: that before. Now you're getting paid. So I guess this
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: is going to be the last month because of you,
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: you dumb bitch. Because now she believes you because you're
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: a fucking retard and she puts you before me every
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: single time, which is understandable. So I don't care anymore.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter. I don't care about this shit. I
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: don't give a fuck about this shit. I don't need
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: this shit. I have the volume. Weirdo's going in every time, bro.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: He did say the cover was awkward, and I told him,
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: I was like, stop taking shit so personal. Yeah, that
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: was it. But did I say, hey, I don't want
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: her to fucking be my assistant?
• 54:54
  Speaker 7: Maybe.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: I really don't know what I said that day. I
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: was really emotional. And I was bended. Can you blame me?
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: Come on. Yeah, see what I'm saying? And you were
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: giving me stares and shit. That was fucking weird. Bro,
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: don't even start, bro. It was a joke, bro. Oh, fuck.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: That's it. We're done.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: For you and a Jared?
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: No, the whole thing. The pod.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: For you and a Jared, done once a week. Yeah.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: That's okay. I feel like we're just building our relationship.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: We just got to get it. We just got to show.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: I think, I don't know. We'll see how this month goes.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: I didn't know this bothered you picking me up. so
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: then could we just you talk shit about it I
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: didn't talk shit about it you're fucking dumb.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: You start no conversations like you could ask me personal
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: stuff we could talk about shit I always start the.
• 55:43
  Speaker 7: Conversation today I asked you about so many stuff like
• 55:46
  Speaker 7: what I have.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: To tell you personal stuff we can't talk about I
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: had to tell you. No, you fucking didn't. Why the
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: fuck do you let this dumbass go in between us?
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: All I said was that you said the car was out.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: And you know, bro. You know what you're doing, bro.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: You know what you're doing, bro.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: All I said was that you.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Said the car... You're like, bro, you're the one that
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: doesn't want real niggas to win every time. It's a
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: 10-minute car ride to Outback. You're tripping. Okay. Who the
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: fuck are you talking to? That's the part that I'm doing.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: If you need to just... Because you don't talk to
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: him like this. You don't talk... Umar. For hot in
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: the door. All I said was that the- All I
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: want you to say is nothing, so shut your fucking mouth.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: All I said was that you said that the car
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: ride was awkward.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: And all I said was, and you're like, I don't
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: know if we're going to get along, but Jakarta is
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: that type of place. Jakarta's an extremist, so Jakarta could be- What?
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: Jakarta.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: I did not say- Me and daddy don't get along
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: all the time. It's okay. But that's not your fault.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: Work is work, though. But that's not your fault. Yeah,
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: but I don't take it personal. Yeah, but I don't
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: take it personal. I thought you almost cried because you
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: guys didn't talk for 10 minutes. That's because you didn't
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: hear my feelings. See, bro, I have emotions, bro. Sorry, bro. Hey,
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: remember that girl? You're a big part of my life, fool. Hey,
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: remember that girl that was like, Jakarta, I love you,
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: but you're so fucking emotional.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: You're like, security, shoot her.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, security, shoot this bitch.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Well, hey.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: Well, I didn't know. Not her, the girl in San Diego.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but what if that's somebody's bitch?
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck. I ain't my bitch, homie.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: So what? Fuck that bitch, homie. Nah, I'm kidding. Who
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: was it? Who were you talking about? Someone in the crowd?
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, Jakarta.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: Can I take you out to lunch? Give me a munch.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: I was just watching our 20 versus one or whatever
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: the fuck that was with David Alvarez. Shout out to
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: the boy from- Shout out to the boys. We did
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: it so well.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: And if we ever finger a girl through her zipper.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: Huh? Like you ever like- That shit would skin my
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: fucking hand.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: I know if we ever make an eye with a
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: girl and before you take the pants off, you're just
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: hitting the zipper.
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: You think you're touching vagina, but you're straight touching zipper? No, no, no. Oh, yeah. No.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: Never?
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: Never.
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: Huh.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: I'm not really nasty like that, bro. What I want
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: to do is go to Toy Story 5 and watch
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: with my girl and maybe get some top in front
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: of Woody. Woody and Buzz get a little sucky, sucky action. Where?
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: Toy Story 5.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: What the fuck is that?
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: Toy Story 5. Oh, you want to go see the movie?
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: I want to go see the movie. And get some
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: time while watching the movie. Yeah, let these kids know
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: what a real nigga is. Cut that whole segment. Nah, nah, nah, nah.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: You need to cut the whole segment out.
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: No, no.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: The whole segment. Just throw away this whole episode, honestly.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Where'd you get that from? I was joking. I don't
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: know where my mind went. I thought it was funny.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: I don't really think I could do this comedy stuff.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: I think I'm going to get arrested soon. If I
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: continue on this path. Hey, what are you getting the
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: real thing? Real niggas for the win every time. Sir, sir,
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: you're going to jail for a hundred years. Real niggas
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: for the win every time.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: No, they're not.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: By the way, um, if you guys are kind of
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: like confused, people are confused a little bit about the
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: volume shit.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: Essentially me and Jakarta are part of a network now.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Part of a network. Um, and there are some people
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: on the network and I want you to tell each
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: one of these people, can you look up the podcast
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: that are part of the volume, please? There's something I
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: thought about and I feel like we should, um, uh,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: That we should talk about.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: They're just messages to people that you could give to
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: the part of the volume.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: These are now our colleagues. Our colleagues.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: So we have, go up a little bit.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: So we have Colin.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: Go down, go down, go to their website. Their website
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: has the official.
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, there we go. Are we on there now?
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: Maybe, yes.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay. We're on there. Okay, go up, go up,
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: go up. Go up, go up, go up. All right.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: Angie Martinez. Love what you're doing, girl.
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: IRL.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: In real life, it's happening.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: What does she do?
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: You have no fucking idea. At least, I could guess.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: What does she do? No, don't put up the bio.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: What does she do? You the punk ass bitch. I
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: want to say cooking.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: No, you fucking.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Am I far? Is it home edition? She's a legend
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: in the radio space. Home edition? No.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: Did she get new fucking silverware reviews? No, like HGTV. Oh,
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: so she's a radio.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: Is she a radio legend?
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: For you know it, Colin. Of course. Okay, well, what
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: do you want to tell him? Love you, Dad.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: Biggest LeBron hater, by the way.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: I think it's him, right? That's him, yes. That's who
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: hates LeBron? I hate LeBron. I don't give a fuck.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm with you.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Snooki, and I don't know who the fuck the guy is,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: but Snooki.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, Joey.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh, Snooki. I want to tell you, fool.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: You look like six of my homegirls. And me and
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: Jakarta are also meatballs. Oh, yeah. No, I didn't watch
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: Jersey Shore.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: He's a punk ass bitch.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: That's why. Because I didn't have seven sisters like you. No,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: I had three sisters. Yeah, I know. You dumb bitch.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: It's a joke. Joe and Jada. Joe and Jada.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: I do want to say something.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: What up, B? Where are my mothers? Where are my
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: dead son?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: But I do want to say something to Joe. A
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: while back, I think you were going through a lot
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: of financial stuff and you DM me. And I got
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: really excited.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: I thought you wanted to work. You know, those DMs
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: went like the game.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: I was like, is the manager your thing? Yeah, they're like, hey, man,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: if you give.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Me $ 700, we can work. So you broke my heart,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: but I'm down to make up for it. And I'm
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: down to just, you know, we partners now.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: And I would love to go tagging with you. And
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: if I could recreate the photo of me in front
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: of a.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: An ice cream truck eating an lollipop like you were,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: an ice cream, I would.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: Love to do that. Hell yeah.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: To Jada, when I meet you, can you please sing,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: can you recreate the whole time when you did the
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: battle between the locks and the diplomats?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: Shut up the locks.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: I'm in my town, nigga. And then they went, I
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: got a hundred jerseys, a hundred clips. Nigga, I'm from
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: New York.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: Whose song is that? His, Ja Rule's, and some other fools. Oh, sick. Okay,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: and then- Cowherd, yeah.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, okay.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know who 4th and South is.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: I think it's Sports. It's Black Fools? Yeah, two Black Fools.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: My dogs. We fuck with you. All right, go to
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: the next one.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Go to the next one. All these punk ass bitches.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Fucking lame ass fools.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: All right, go to the next one. What's the next one?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: Your favorite, what the fuck is a bio?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: Your favorite duo trades stories, roast each other relentlessly, and
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: cover everything under the sun on.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: Cheese, man.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: That's really good.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: Under the sun.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: You're like a Somali child. Oh, I know. Show me something. WNBA.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, WNBA? We don't want to see this tranny supporting shit.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: They're trannies? No, no, no.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: That's the WNBA talk? I go to.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Richard Sherman, shout out. Go, go, Richard Sherman. Shout
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: out to the fucking legend.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: Richard Sherman, the legend.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: The Seahawks legend. When you put a sorry ass receiver
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: like God trip around me, that's what you're going to
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: get every time.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: But I do feel like you should have smacked the
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: shit out of the fool that slapped.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: You that one time. Daniel Cormier, hands down one of
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: the best wrestlers in the UFC. Oh, Jakarta can't wait
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: to suck your dick. Shout out my fucking guy, bro.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: Jakarta and Andres can't wait to meet this fool and
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: suck his cock.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Bro, real, bro. He's real, bro.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: I ain't going to beat the shit out of two,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: three of your Dagestan.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: This man will literally, bro, like, I'm not even going
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: to hold you. I will beat the shit out of
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: Daniel Kermian.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: I'm joking.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: I'm joking. No, obviously you're joking. This man will fucking
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: need it. Like, how do I say the R? Like,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: this who could R you? I don't think he wants
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: to do that. By himself. Ross and Rizzo. Oh, my God.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: Go to Ross and Rizzo? Hey, Rizzo. Is this Rizzo?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: Anthony Rizzo. Okay, Rizzo.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: You were up 5-0 as a Yankee in 2025.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 6: 5-0.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: Wait, 2025, Andres? When we beat the Yankees? That's it? Yeah,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: that's it. I know who it is.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: All right, now, all right.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: Restart this whole thing.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Give me the exact when the Dodgers beat the Yankees
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: in World Series.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: Yankees choking on the Dodgers.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: All right, ready? 3, 2, 1. Anthony Rizzo, former Yankee
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: first baseman. Papa, you were 5-0. You were winning 5-0
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: in your stadium in fucking New York City, son. And
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: y'all blew it.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: You guys choked. And you made a.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: I want to let you know right now, Papa, I'm
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: already better than you. I don't care how much of
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: a legend you are.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: Dodgers.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Back-to-back champions. You guys had one of the greatest Yankees teams.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: One of the greatest players. What's the fool in the
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: back's name?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: Aaron Judge.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: And you guys choked the papa. Your fucking pitcher didn't
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: run to first base and cover it like he should have.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: But you also got a little fat and lazy. And
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: now you're podcasting, papa. If you were a champion, you
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: would have got a new contract. I don't even know
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, shut the fuck up. What? You're an idiot. Don't
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: start a fucking relationship with that fool like that.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: Anthony Rizzo?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to meet that fool. That's the first
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: thing I'm going.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: To tell him. Pop, pop. You think you'll cry? Well,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: shut up, bitch. You just stick a baseball bat up
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: your ass, bro. What? Like that movie. What movie is that?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know. All right. Who's the next podcast? Uncle
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: Murda and Tony Ayo. Oh, Tony Ayo.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: We love you guys.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: We're in Jakarta. I remember that nigga has his nails painted.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: Did you see that video?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: They went on Flagrant and they're trying to give their
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: opinion on somebody. And then Tony Ayo goes, look at
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: his nails. I ain't even going to listen to y'all ass.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: My favorite shit is when he's like, I'm in Morocco
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: eating duck, nigga. All right. Go to the next question. Okay.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: All right. Go to Rory and Mark. Hey, Ma, Papa,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: it's West Coast all day, Papa. I know Drake pays
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: you and shit, but we love you, Shen.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Shen. Where did my mother be? New York be.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: And then, Rory, if you throw another, like, do say
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: Palooza thing, give me a card to come.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'd love to do any Paloozas. Right? I don't know.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: You just say anything. And I don't know the rest
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: of these.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: What's right? Tell me what's wrong, brother. All right. Hey,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: brands we work with. BMW? Yeah.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: We're learning a lot about volleyball now.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, we do get a lot of Oscar Mayer sausages.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: Where's Oscar Mayer? Right there. That's the sausage, right? The
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: halal one? No, they're not. Probably kosher. Jews run everything.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 7: It's the truth.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: They do.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: They probably have kosher products. But to us, it's the
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: same just because it's all under one God, Allah subhanahu
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: wa ta'ala.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Talking about like, so I know we talked about this before,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: but let's say like, I don't know Arabic, but let's
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: just say I still pray over the food.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: Can you eat it now? What do you mean pray
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: over the food?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: Because isn't that what like makes it halal?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: No, a Muslim guy has to do that.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, a Muslim. Damn, you guys are like, your life
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: is hard.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: No, not really. Life is easy. You're like, I'm fucking hunting, bro.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: I just go to the halal meet on like the
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: fucking third and fourth. You don't go to the halal meet. Yeah,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: I do. Oh, my dad does. Yeah, you're right.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: You just ate carne with us the other day, and
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: that shit was not halal.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: My fucking left arm right here is hurting so much
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: because I went to the doctor, and I got a vaccine. Oh, shit.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: What'd they tell you?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: They told me you're gay. I didn't know we had
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: the same doctor. That's what happened?
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: By the way, Jakarta said that joke yesterday on the phone.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: It killed. It killed.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: And before we started the podcast, he's like, should I
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: say it again just in case it worked?
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It didn't work, though. I don't think it did.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: It killed Yasha. Yasha just laughed hard as fuck. It
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: was good. It was good. Before I said that to
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: you guys, I said it to Raymundo and Andy on
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: the group chat, and it killed with Andy. So I
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: was like, oh, I know this is going to kill him.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: I think I'm going to say it again tomorrow to
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: end somebody else's group chat. I'll probably say it to her.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: But yeah, no, I went to the doctor. She was like,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: I found out I'm 6'2. And a half.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: You just been lying.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: The whole time, bitch? Oh, you shrunk because of your weight.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: I shrunk because of my weight. Nah. Yeah. And I'm
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: 291 pounds. Bitch. Damn. Hella unnecessary. What the fuck?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 9: He could.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: Do it with 300 pounds.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, I see. That's crazy.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: Mind you, she was laying down, knocking out right now
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: while you guys were talking.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: Mind you.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Jakarta, just keep it.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: Jakarta, Jakarta. She's legit laughing.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: She's legit laughing.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: Hey.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck. Hey. Hey, watch your fucking mouth.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: Tuck it to the mic.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, bro.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: Can he say it? Can he say it? Let him
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: say it. He didn't make fun of his wife. Then
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: just say it one time, Andrzej. Are you literally crying?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: Andrzej.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: By the way, what show is called? There's a show
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: called My 300-lb Life?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: I think it's 60. It's 600. My 300-pound life, this
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: has been 350 before. Why are you bringing it on me, bitch? Bitch,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: why am I catching straight? You're no longer 350. I'm 291.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to go down. But a person like you,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: you feed off people's, what is it, sadness and depression.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: You're kind of like a... Okay, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Andrea,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: can you do it? She said yeah.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: Kind of a bitch. What do they say in there? Surprise,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: you're a mama luke. You're a mama luke. You're fucking
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: mama luke. Fucking for noik. I've never heard that one.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: But yeah, no, it's this black lady. I came in.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 7: I came into the hospital. No, I came into the hospital.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 7: The security guard goes, yo, what up, Jakarta?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, shit. What's up? He was black? No,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: I was Mexican.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: Well, he goes like this. He goes, hey, man, can
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: I ask you a question? I already know. Yeah, sure, bro.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to act as cool as possible.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: Let us know you're dying.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: Let us know I'm high as fuck right now. I'm
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: like higher than giraffe nuts. I hit the pen like
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: six times before I walked in.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: Fix your mic real quick like this.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: It's because you're like- But I'm talking into the mic.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: No, because sometimes you move because you're having a conversation,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: which is not a bad thing just to have it.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: There we go. But right here, I feel so trapped,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: and I don't feel like I could show my full emotions.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: So then I walk in, and this Mexican dude walks
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: in as well. He goes, yo, what up, Jakarta? And
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what's up? By the way, none of the
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: bad bitches inside. Well, there were no bad bitches, but
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: any of the women there, none of them heard it.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: And I was like, whatever. I go to the nurse.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: By the way, going to the doctor's at 5.30 p.m., empty.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: It's lovely. It's lovely. I didn't have to wait for shit.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: It is the best shit because people usually want to
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: go in the morning because they want to get out
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: the way.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: No, but I work in the morning, so it's different.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: I have a full-blown career.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: So I work in the morning. I have to do
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: all my shit, my podcast shit. I have a podcast
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: with a retard, so this really doesn't do show me
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: screams a lot. But point is, I went up to
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: the doctor. Black nurse, hella cool. My blood pressure is cool.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: A black nurse? Black nurse. Were you excited about that
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: or no? Yeah, she was cool as fuck. She made
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: me feel safe. A black person made you feel safe? Yes.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: Black people make you feel safe all the time. Black nurse,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: whatever she took. Okay, so I'm 6'2 and a half, 291.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: My blood pressure is good. They took the... I got,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know. She's fucking weird. She wants me to die.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: And when I die, don't fucking go. At least you're
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: coming down natty, right? Yeah. At least I'm natty. At
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: least I'm natty.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: At least I'm natty.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: At least I'm natty. Okay, so then what happened? So
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: then what happened? But you see how he said that?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: But she's staring at me like she's mad at me.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: So that doesn't make sense. No, like, okay. Hold on
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: to this thought right here. Hold on to this thought.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: Five minutes when I'm done with this, we'll get back
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: to this. Because I don't want to go all over
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: the world. All over the world. Okay. So, yeah, I
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: go up there. We do the thing. She was like,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: so what is this, General Chukka? And I was like, yeah.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: You know, she asked me the personal questions. So, you
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: be taking bumps? You know, stuff like that.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: She said it like that?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: Nah, fuck no. But she asked, I told her everything.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: You have to be as transparent as you can with
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: your doctor because if they don't know what's going on,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: they're not going to help you. As a kid, when
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: I thought like, ah, no, I'm not going to tell
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: her everything. That's why I never got help, you know,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: the help I needed. I told her about my leg.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: I told her about our relationship. I told her about
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: the pod. I told her we just signed a volume.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: I was just telling her.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: You know. For your depressive work, have you met three times?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: I'm not depressed. I'm going to see her tonight. But
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: I told her I want blood work for everything. You
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying? Like, everything. Do you get me? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: And then she said, have you got your vaccines yet?
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: HPV or some shit like that. Yeah.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: Normal shit, basic shit.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, basic shit. But she was like, it's a series
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: of three. I was like, yeah, I think I did.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: She was like, did you get pneumonia? I was like, no.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: Then I got my vaccination. When I lift my arm
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: right here, it's like there's a, it hurts right here.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: Like a little bit right here. But I got that shot.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: And then I go down to the basement to get
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: blood work done. It's this Armenian lady. And she's like, okay,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: sit down, whatever, whatever. I'm dead looking like this and
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: I'm humming because I'm worried. So she wrapped the shit
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: around my arm like a heroin thing. You know what
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: I'm saying? The rubber band thing?
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: Right? And she's like this. And I'm over here like,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: you can find one or not. And then I'm looking
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: like this and I'm like, hmm. I'm literally standing on
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: my arm. She goes, you can look away. So I
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: go like this. And she puts it in. Pause. She
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: puts it in my arm and just fucking. And I'm
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: just like this. And I'm just breathing and breathing. I
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: turn around, bro, like five minutes later. She has like
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: eight tubes filled. I was like, damn, did I give
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: this much blood, you know? But yeah, I guess I
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: got tested for literally fucking everything. So now I'm going
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: to see. That's good though. Now I'm trying because I've
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: been so scared to do this just because. But now
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: whatever diagnosis, I'm going to try to figure it out.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: I'm going to try to be. I'm going to start
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: taking my health seriously because of the volume. Oh, and
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: because I want to live long and shit. Yeah. That's
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: the biggest part. I want to be there for my family.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: And you're going to do it? Natty.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: Natty.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: Natty boys.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: Some people can't, but more power to them. I didn't
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: start it. He said it first.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: I didn't quite.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: Don't give a fuck. Oh. Not quite don't give a fuck.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: What would you guys beef right now? I don't have beef.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: I don't have beef. I don't know. I'm just... Should
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: I just stop talking? I don't know. Are you okay?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: I don't think you're talking to her right now. You're
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: talking to the.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: To the beast. To the beast inside.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: To the bestia right there.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: To the bestia. Hey, vecimo. What the fuck is that? Neighbor?
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: Vecino, not vecimo.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, is it not? V-E-C-I-N-O. V-E-S-I-M-O. Vesimo.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: Isn't that what a C or what a S? What
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: a C.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: You always agree with him no matter what it is.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: It's fucking, he's putting the word right.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: I'm joking, Papa. I'm joking. Sometimes people have jokes and stuff.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: Like Carmen?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: Is he not like, what is the most Muslim name
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: you've ever heard other than Muhammad? Abdul.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, Abdul's pretty Muslim. Abdullah. Akbar. Nahmar. Abdullah Akbar. Mahmoud.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: Mahmoud.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: What are Catholic names?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: Like, I mean, just regular names, but the most.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: I've heard of names like Guadalupe de Los Angeles.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: That's fucking crazy. What?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: Guadalupe de Los Angeles.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: De Los Angeles?
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: Guadalupe?
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: Guadalupe. De Los Angeles. Guadalupe from LA? The angel of the... Oh, beautiful.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: How nice. What a rich history there is in America.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: Guadalupe.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: In the world.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: Did you know Los Feliz is called Los Feliz?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: Do you know California used to be Mexico, Mio? Los Angeles.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: Los Feliz.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: San Francisco. Did you just steal the joke from Angel?
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: I've seen that show.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 7: Bitch, I've seen that show on Instagram many times. Nigga,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 7: I don't give a fuck. Fuck Angel A. Fuck you, bitch.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: Fuck this dumbass podcast too, nigga.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 7: Nigga, do you think I own that fucking joke, nigga?
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 8: Nigga, I don't give a fuck. Call whoever, bitch. I
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 8: don't give a fuck. Nigga, I don't give a fuck.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 8: I'll steal whatever, bitch. I'll do whatever the fuck I want. Angel, Angel,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 8: this is for Jakarta. Just throw your joke on the podcast.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: And what? I broadcast it like it's mine.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: That's where I got it from.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: I heard that before. That's probably where I heard it from.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: He heard it from Willie Barsana. So what the fuck's
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: the difference?
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: We just throw the Angel's joke?
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: Bitch, yes I did. And what? Do something.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: You need to steal my jokes, bitch.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, your jokes fucking suck. How am I going to
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: steal yours?
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: No, they don't.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: Motherfucker, you think I'm not really... Wait, why am I
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: getting so hated off this? Because you know subconsciously... That
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: shit's so stupid.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: You want to know why? Because subconsciously, you know you
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: stole his joke.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: No, no, I see that. Bro, he stole it from somebody, bro. No,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: because he... Yeah, I think that's subconsciously. It's not like...
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: But you're acting like I was making it. You're acting
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: like I said this was my joke. I just said it.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: Stop looking at me like that weird-ass bitch. What are
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: you doing now? Get the fuck off the phone with
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: that foo. Get that foo's fucking... All right, but just...
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: What are you going to do? Are we going to talk?
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 7: I'm just waiting.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: I'm waiting. Hey! Why are you getting mad at me?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know what you want me to do. You
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: want me to confess? I didn't steal shit. As a comic,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: I have to protect other comics. Bitch, shut the fuck up.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: You don't care about that foo. You don't care about
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: that foo's career. You were just telling him he fucking
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: shitted himself at Lito's. Fuck this dumb ass shit too.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: I'm kind of pissed off a little bit. Don't ever
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: do that shit to me again. Acting like I stole
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: the joke. And then this who kind of got me
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: even more. Eat a dick, nigga. Both you fucking bitches.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: Fuck you foos. Hey, listen, you stupid dumb bitch. Christmas time,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: I'm going to whoop both your asses, bro, and peruse. Listen, listen,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: you stupid dumb bitch.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: Listen, you wanted us to laugh and I had to
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: tell you like, hey, papa, I can't laugh at that one.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: Because you didn't hate it because it wasn't your joke.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: And you got, like... Bro, the fact you think, like,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: my intention was to steal a joke is so crazy.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: The fact that you can't take a joke while stealing
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: a joke is kind of crazy.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: Also, the joke is I'm stealing jokes. Fuck you guys, bro.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: That shit kind of fucking pissed me off. Why did
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: that get you mad? I don't know. I don't know.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: I think it got me mad because he was... He was...
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: What does that mean? Ah!
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: Ooh, bro.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: Ooh, that's like when your girl's screaming at you and
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: she's mad as fucking you go, calm down. That's what
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: she just did to me. I'm fucking, I feel a
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: little riled. I feel like. I feel like that coffee
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: makes me want to fucking punch somebody through the fucking wall. Hey.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: What's up, fucking volunteer pussy? Who? Fucking both these fools
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: right here.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: Wait, what's the issue with Andres and Andrea today?
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know, bro. They're fucking being rude to me.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: And I'm never rude to them. Oh, yeah?
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: You need to get it out of the way, too.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: I've been chilling, bro. I've been working.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: It's been Andrea. Honestly, I feel like it's been Andrea.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: Andrea's been a big part of this podcast. You've been
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: hella robbed up.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: You're just mad at the world.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: You know what it is today? It's because you got
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: your eyelashes done.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: You got your eyelashes done when?
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: You didn't fucking remember where on the phone she was
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: getting her eyelashes done?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: No. You don't pay attention to this. No. I literally
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: cancel them out and then I only hear your voice.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: And then once you're done saying what you have to do,
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: I hung up.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 8: And then he called me to ask me what you
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 8: were talking about.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: And see that shit that you don't need to tell
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: people about. That's what I'm talking about. There's no confidentiality
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: between us. So that's why I don't think it will work.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: Because everything I do, you're just going to tell Duna.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: No, that's not true at all.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: No, it actually is the fucking truth. So I feel
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: like there's no secret. Like, we don't have no confidentiality
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: between each other. So it's like, how can I trust
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: you with certain shit if you're just going to tell
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: Duna every single thing that I fucking do or say?
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: For something, give her an NDA?
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 7: No, no, no.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: There's no point of giving her an NDA. I just
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: thought I could trust you. But I obviously can't because
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: you're just going to tell Duna every single thing. And
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: then Andres is going to be told Duna. Yeah, you
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: seen how I didn't say that, but he did? But
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: you'll probably tell him everything I say afterwards, right? Exactly,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: you will. And no one even said thank you when
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: I bought Outback. And I don't mean to bring up money,
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: but I did buy Outback, and that shit was like $ 200.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: I was like, retail, that's some new fucking jays. No
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: one said thank you. It only went up because of
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: the voodoo. It's probably the most expensive thing on the internet.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which is the beer you bought for yourself.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bitch, because I paid. I don't give a fuck
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: what I buy. I don't give a fuck. If I pay,
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: my voodoo's are, what, $ 10 each? That's $ 20? You're telling
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: me it's because of my beer? You're telling me it's
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: because of the beer? You're complaining that it was expensive.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 7: No, I'm not complaining that it was. I'm complaining no
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 7: one said thank you. I'm complaining that you guys were
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 7: raised without manners.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm complaining about. Oh, did you? I must
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: have forgot. It must have been acquired right there. That's why.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: We didn't ride back together. Yeah, I said that's all
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: it was. I said acquired right there. I'm supposed to
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: thank you before you pay? No. Exactly.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: As soon as we walked out of the restaurant, I said.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: Thank you for the food. You know what?
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: How'd you go from you're not trusting Andrea to you
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: throwing in the face that you bought us food?
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: No, I said no. I said thank you. That's what
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: I said. You definitely didn't say thank you. I said
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: good looking. No, you fucking didn't.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: Yes, I did.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: No, you fucking didn't. And it's okay. It's like I'm
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: not mad. I don't care. I honestly don't. None of
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: that bothers me. I don't give a fuck about anything, actually.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: I just want to punch my own face. I did
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: say good looking, though. No, you probably did. Yeah, see,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: so you just don't be accusing me of- Don't be
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: making these accusations on my name, homie. That's literally what
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: you're doing right now. I mean, what's the worst accusation
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: you ever got? That, my moral compass.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: What's the worst accusation you've got?
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: Saying I don't say thank you to the waiters. That
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: shit blew my fucking mind. You definitely don't. I'm saying
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: I like kids. It's not me. It's just the homies.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: I'm like, who accused you of that? A lot of people. Hey,
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: chill the fuck out. What the fuck?
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 7: What the fuck is wrong with you? Making jokes, you
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 7: stupid bitch. Actually, actually, actually. You probably stole that joke.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: Actually, talking about Outback. Right after Outback, we went to
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: Best Buy. And you have no game.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: I wasn't gaming nobody up.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, shut the fuck up.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: But I have a bitch, right? I be gaming people up.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: Shut the fuck up.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're such a punk ass bitch.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 5: How?
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: I want to let you guys know right now.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. Being nice to people is gaming people up.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, go.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: And if not, you're just a little snitch bitch.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: I'm going to let you get it off because you
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: switch up on this shit.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: I don't switch up.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: Just like how you like playing dick to me and
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: You like making people feel bad about you.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: Like, oh, dude, no, so mean to me.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: And he keep me like, like such a, like such a,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: let me finish.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: Let me finish. Let me finish. No, you're just a
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: crap baby. Punk ass bitch.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: Okay. You're just a little bitch too.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: You just, okay.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: You're just a little bitch.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: Fine.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: I can be a little bitch.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: I can be a little bitch too. Then I'm okay. Okay. Okay.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 7: Go ahead.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: Continue. No, no.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: A little punk ass bitch.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: What are you? A little fucking dumb fuck ass bitch. Okay. Okay.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: That's way better than being a little dumb punk ass punk. Oh,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 3: a punk ass bitch. Stupid dumb bitch. Shut up, bitch.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: Stupid fucking bitch. Bitch. Fucking dumb bitch. I fucking hate
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: your bitch ass.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: Go ahead.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: Please tell us your story. So we're in a motherfucking
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: After our back, we go to Best Buy.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: Hot as fuck, by the way. We walk in. The
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: Best Buy is fresh. So good. We walk in. Right away,
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: we get recognized by the black dude. He's like, hey man,
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: what's up you guys? We go get a water, me
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: and Jakarta. Andres walks in right behind us. Now we're walking.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: Andres, they kind of switched up the Best Buy, so
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: they moved the hard drives. So a nice, beautiful young
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: lady was like, hey, you guys need help?
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: We're like, no, we're okay. Jakarta was like, I need help.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: We do need help.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 7: No, no.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know where the fuck the hard drives are. Listen, listen.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: Andres said he got it. But I need help. She said, uh-huh.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: He said, yeah.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: Come to find out, they moved the hard drives.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: And then we go back to the girl. Now we're
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: kind of embarrassed.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, we just told her no.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: Now we're kind of like, no, we don't.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: But we said it in a very respectful way.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: We go back, and then Jakarta was like, I told
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: you we need help.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: Why do you make me sound gay as fuck, bro?
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: I told you we need help. And then she's like, okay,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: I'll help you guys. And then she takes the lead, right?
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: Because we have to follow her now. And Jakarta's like,
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: she's feeling me, huh?
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: She's feeling me? She's flirting with me. She's flirting with me.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: I'm not flirting with her.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 5: Okay, right?
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: We get there. We get to Outback.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, we get to the Best Buy thing. My
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: father's still thinking about Outback. We get to the hallway.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: Andres starts having the conversation, the nerd conversation with the girl.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: And Jakarta's like, no, no, no, I think we need
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: one terabyte. No, no, no, seven, nine.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: He just added me shit, right? And the girl's like,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: so which one is it?
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: I'm like, Jakarta, shut up. You're confusing her.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, I think the T9 is the best. And then
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: we're like, I'm like, Jakarta, just wait. I'm going to
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: explain to her.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: See, that's because we're buying it for our company. We're
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: buying it for our company. The girl didn't even ask
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: us what we're buying it for, right? We grabbed the shit.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: We go to pay, right? The two girls, very lovely,
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: beautiful girls. And then Jakarta's like, and I'm.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, where do I pay? By the way, we're
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: both paying. This is Jakarta, by the way.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: By the way, we're both paying. We're both buying it.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: We're both buying it.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: And she's like, ah. He keeps saying me, me, me.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: I just don't like that shit.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: Did you not say we're both buying it?
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: No, yeah, because you're like, me, me, me. Oh, I'm me, me, me. Me, me, me, me, me.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, it's us. We're doing it for
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: our own company. All we do is, you know.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was true.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: We were buying it together, right?
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: Jakarta, but that's like, okay. But Jakarta, that's like every
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: time somebody.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: Tells me- She did ask, by the way. She did ask,
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: what is this for? No, she did. She did.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: Walahi, she did it.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 3: That shit's so crazy how- It's like your guys' dicks
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: are like turned around and twisted all together like they're
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: like a snake.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: And this is where he gets put wrong. Remember how
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: you say you don't remember because you were on a
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: bender and we said thank you or not?
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: How do you remember if she said, what is this for?
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: Because I remember, I'm going to visualize her and not
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: saying it. Hey, what do you guys need it for?
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: I might be tripping. How about this?
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 5: The only time she asked what we needed like that,
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 5: like that was if we needed an internal or external
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 5: hard drive. And you were like, I think it's internal, right?
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 5: You turn around to me and I was like, no.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, shut the fuck up.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: And then the girl's like, and then Jakarta's like, oh yeah,
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: we need it because we have a live show this Saturday.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: And the girl's like- I didn't even say that.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: You did. And then the girl's like, oh, that's cool.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was about to say that. I didn't even, bro,
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: none of that shit was said, bro. At least you
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: don't lie on my name. No, no, I remember asking them.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: I remember saying, so how's Best Buy? I remember saying that.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: And then this one was like, shut the fuck up already.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, all right, my fault. I
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: was just trying to help.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 5: If you were trying to figure out where to pick
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 5: up the drive, you wouldn't shut the fuck up.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: Hey, where should we buy it? Where's it at?
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: You're like, you're like, oh, I could pick it up.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: I'll be wearing it everywhere, but I'll.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 3: Pick it up. It's the truth. You guys make me
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: look so silly. No, right? No, dick.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: It's because why do you have to let people know
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: that we're... That's like me correcting somebody every time where
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: they're like, oh, Jakarta doesn't make me be like, nah,
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: this is my YouTube channel first.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: That's like me correcting.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: Why do you have to correct people? Like, I'm just
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 3: paying for it. Like, oh, yeah, I'm going to pay
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: for it. Oh, well, actually, we're paying for it. It
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: was funny. It was funny. I was trying to be funny.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: I was trying to be funny. Why? And I was
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: being funny. But why? No reason. No reason at all
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 3: just to bring joy inside Best Buy. I'm kind of
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 3: like a Santa Claus of joy.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: Okay. So not because you were trying to flirt with her?
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: No. Why would I be trying to flirt with this girl?
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: I don't even know her.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: And then I was like, AJ Carter wants to come
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: on Saturday.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 3: And you were like, uh. You got all autistic. Sir,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: you're a fucking idiot. You got all autistic. You were like, uh. Dude. Dude.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: And then we paid for it. We're walking out.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: And then me and Andres start roasting you for not
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: getting her Instagram.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: Because I didn't want her Instagram because I wasn't flirting
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: with her. But I'm a grown man. Look, bro. If
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: I want her fucking Instagram. Nigga, do you know who
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: the fuck I am? I could get any bitch Instagram
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: in the fucking valley if I wanted to. Okay? So
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: I didn't want her Instagram because I didn't ask for it.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: I just didn't want her Instagram. That was it. Deadass. Deadass. Deadass.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: You said that. No, I swear. I swear. And what
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 3: was her name? Layla or something? Yeah, that was her name.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: But no, I didn't.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: Ask for her name. Oh, you remember her name, but
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: you didn't remember.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: I remember her name.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 8: Tag.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: None of this looks good. None of this looks good.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: I didn't watch your Instagram, bro. Sorry, bro. I'll go
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 3: back today and apologize. Oh, I didn't. Rob Markman, Jr.: Jakarta,
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: you don't have to lie. Rob Markman, Jr.: Bitch, I'm
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: not lying. I'm a grown ass man. If I want
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: to fucking lie, I'll lie. And if I want to
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 3: tell the truth, I'll tell the truth. I'm telling the truth. Bro,
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 3: if I wanted it, I could have asked, bro. It's
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: not that fucking deep. I'm a grown ass man.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: Rob Markman, Jr.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 3: Were you kind of shy to ask because me and
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 3: Andres and the other girl were there? Rob Markman, Jr.: No,
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: I didn't want to. I didn't ask because I didn't
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: want her fucking IG. Nigga, I guarantee she knows who
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 3: the fuck I am too. She can find me if
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 3: she wants. I'm going to decline that shit. I got
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 3: a bitch, bro. I'm cooling, bro. Rob Markman, Jr.: So
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 3: that's what it is. Yeah, that's what it is, bro.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 3: And that is what it is. Is there anything else?
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: Why are you mad at me when we're telling the story,
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: you fool? Nah, bro, because you fools are telling the
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: story so wrong, and you guys are only telling your
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: versions of it. This is exactly what happened. We walked in.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: I made a few jokes. Hey, hard drive? Hey, wait,
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: we need your help. And then she made a joke,
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 3: because you fools were like, oh, we don't need your help.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: We know where it's at. And then you fools came
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: back to ask, and then I was like, oh, I
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 3: guess we do need your help. This is exactly... Oh,
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 3: I guess we do need... Ah, you guys... So you
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: guys do need it. And I was like, yeah. And
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 3: then we go back to the cashier register. Oh, where
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 3: should we pick it up? Oh, man, you know, I
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 3: wear everywhere. I'm not so sure. A little joke. I
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 3: never said we had a live show. And then when
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 3: you were paying us, oh, we're paying. It's our stuff together.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: Just a little joke again. Then, okay. How many times
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: did you say that joke? That we're paying? If you remember.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 3: About seven times.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: Seven times within what? Like two seconds? We're going to,
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 3: we're going to, we're going to, we're going to. Yeah.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: I guess I just got to better myself. I got
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 3: to take everything still. No more vendors. And I'm just
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: going to start being myself correctly because I do too much.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: To me, it wasn't.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: But I was just saying a funny story. Like, I
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: would say a funny story about Andy Nutter on his face.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 3: No, 100%. But I didn't bring that up. See, I
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 3: told you. You brought that up.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's my best friend.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck. But the point is, I'm not.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: You're trying to make it seem like I was trying
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: to fuck this bitch. I wasn't. Because if I was
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 3: trying to fuck this bitch, that story would have ended
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 3: with me fucking her, nigga. Sad.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: I like, and that's how I know you're wrong because
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: you automatically have to offend the person innocent in this conversation.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: How do I offend her? How do I offend her?
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: You're calling her a fucking bitch and shit.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 3: No, I'm calling her a bitch as a person. No,
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: not like she's a fucking bitch. I grew up in LA,
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: like you said last time. You said that in a clip. No, no, no, yeah.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 3: You literally said that in a clip. Do you know
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: this girl? No, no, I'm asking. Do you know this girl?
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know your girl either. Okay, so what's it?
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 3: But I do. I know her. I don't know this girl.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: I know her though. No, you fucking don't. Yeah, because
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 3: I've seen her before. No, you fucking don't. That's the
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: girl that works the best. Why are you getting bad, bro?
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: Because you know you're trying to irk me, bro. I
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: really don't. Sometimes I don't appreciate that shit, but it's like. Yeah,
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: I know you're trying to like rage bait me there.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 3: You're smiling at me looking like a dumb fat bitch
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 3: Like you know what you're doing.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not rage baiting you but I just don't think
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: it's fair when you.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: Like like earlier fool I said make it about wrong.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 3: All of a sudden you respect women? No, no, no.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: I want to let you know right now when Andres
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: put up this Santa Monica shit You're like no let
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: him read it himself because you're trying to make me
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: look dumb I didn't I didn't react like how you
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: reacted when you were when what?
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, am I right or wrong?
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 3: What's what Santa Monica shit?
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: Listen with the shark shit?
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah Yeah, did you and I did not pull
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 3: it up to make me look stupid? Yes. Okay. Yeah,
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 3: did I get mad? No, I'm not getting mad. I'm
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 3: getting mad at the fact here I'm getting mad that
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 3: you're smiling at me. That's what I'm getting mad at.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 7: Okay, I'm getting mad that you're like this When I
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 7: was saying Megalodon, when I was saying Megalodon See, when
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 7: I was saying Megalodon wrong, you were like, no say it,
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 7: you're almost there.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: Did I react like how you did? Oh, you're such
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 3: a You're not letting me talk. That's a huge thing
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 3: to you guys. That's a huge thing to you. You
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 3: don't even let somebody talk. And that's why it gets
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: me even more mad because I can't even explain how
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: I'm feeling. You get what I'm saying? I can't explain
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 3: how I'm feeling. And it's like, why can't I even talk?
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? The only reason I got,
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 3: and I'm not mad, mad, but you're not like I'm
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 3: fucking furious. I may be a little bothered because you're, you're,
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 3: you're changing the content of my character. That's the problem.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: You can't pronounce Megalodon. Nobody gives a fuck. But you're
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 3: making it seem like I'm disrespecting this girl because I
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: didn't get her Instagram or something. And I'm not. It's
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: nothing like that. I don't think she's a bitch. I
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 3: just said a bitch as a girl. You were afraid of.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: Her and you wanted her Instagram, but you were a
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 2: pussy to get it.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. And that's totally wrong because that's not
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 3: what happened, bro. We went in for a hard drive.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 3: I made a few jokes. If I wanted to fucking
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 3: get her Instagram, I would have gotten it. I would
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 3: have asked at least, bro. But it wasn't like that.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 3: That's just how I'm telling you how it is. Okay. Yeah, okay,
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: that's it.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: All I did was smile, dick.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know what you're doing, though. You know
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: what you're doing. That's why you're laughing out of the
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 3: heart right now. You know what you're doing. You're trying
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 3: to rage bait me, but I'm not going to let
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 3: it happen. I'm okay. Girl, if I wanted your Instagram,
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 3: I would have asked you. Trust me. I just made
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 3: a little joke. I'm sorry if it looked like I
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 3: was flirting with you. I was not. Let me make
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 3: it very clear for you right now. No. Okay. I
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 3: forget to say. That's all. Yeah, no. That's what I said.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: That's what I said. I thought there was a camera
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 3: there to back you. Papa, you need.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: To relax sometimes.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: Bro, I'm chill, bro. But the fact you keep telling
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 3: me to relax and the fact you keep telling me like,
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: This and that. You're making it seem like I'm fucking furious.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 3: I go, life, you're going to give yourself a hernia with. Yeah,
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 3: I'm not furious. I'm not mad, bro. But you keep
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 3: pushing me. And I know you keep doing it because
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 3: you think it's funny. This all came from me saying
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: that you flirted with a girl and didn't get it.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 3: But you know what you're doing. You keep saying that shit.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 3: And I told you it wasn't that. You know what
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 3: you're doing, bro. Don't act like you're fucking innocent. You
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 3: know what you're doing, bro. And you keep laughing and shit.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 3: I think it's funny, too. The jokes in there were funny.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 3: But the fact you guys keep trying to play it like, oh,
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 3: this nigga got rejected. No, because I didn't ask for shit.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, you didn't ask for shit. But if I did,
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: I guarantee.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 3: You did get rejected.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 5: She was ignoring a lot of the little punches you
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 5: were throwing.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 3: Well, then, now can I call her a bitch or no?
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 3: That bitch could have fucking here then. Nah, delete that part.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 3: That's fucking rude. I'm sorry. Maybe she just didn't know English.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 3: You seen her? She didn't know English, but she told
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 3: you where it is. She looked fucking chunty as fuck. Oh, see.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 3: That's rude. That's rude.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: Ah, see.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 3: What I'm saying is. Now I'm being rude. Now I'm
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 3: being rude. I deleted that for too long.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: No, we can't delete it.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: You know we have to upload this in a couple hours.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 3: We just can't be editing because you don't know how.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: To control your emotions.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know how to control my emotions, but you
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 3: know what you're doing, bro. Stop doing that, bro. You
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 3: know what you're doing. And bro, don't make it seem
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 3: like I'm doing a thing. I'm not doing a thing.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying. I'm just.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: No, I feel it.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: You know what it is? I respect it because you're
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: protecting your peace at home.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, bro. Thank you. Holy shit. This
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: girl's going to trip thinking I'm trying to fuck some
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 3: girl from fucking Best Buy. She need to know how
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 3: to take a fucking joke. Honestly, fool. Honestly, fool, I
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: don't give a fuck. Stay the fuck out of my
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: show with me and my bitch, bro. How about that, bro?
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 3: Don't worry about me and my bitch doing that. What
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 3: are you doing? I don't want you to be involved
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 3: at all. Okay, I'm going to keep it G. Fuck
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: you and her. Okay.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: Don't ever bring her around us.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, thank God. Thank God, bro. That's soft-ass fucking girl.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: Maybe I fucking won't, bro. That was soft-ass girl. Maybe
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 3: I fucking won't then, bro. Soft-ass girl. Only on fucking
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 3: crying every episode and shit. Right here, right here. Thank
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 3: you for not calling her a bitch. Yeah, I'm not
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 3: going to call her a bitch. I'm going to call
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: her a bitch. No, she's never cried in an episode. Nah, bro.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: She always fucking cries. Hey, fucking cry, baby-ass girl. Stop
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 3: fucking crying. You can't be.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 2: Bro, so fucking weird.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 3: Hey, man. Bro, so fucking weird.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: Hey, man, if you can't be with a real nigga
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: from the wind every time, don't be with a real
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: nigga from the wind every time.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. It's nothing like this.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 5: Man, man.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, you was a bum, bro. For anybody bro, I'll
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 3: switch it for anybody, but you fools you fools are
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 3: horrible fucking people.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm all three of you fucking lames. Mm-hmm straight the
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 8: fuck up pussy Yeah, you're talking about this is my alpha?
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 3: This is not a fucking alpha neither. I don't give
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 3: a fuck. None of us are fucking alphas, dog.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: Hey, why you mad at me?
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 3: Why you mad at me? Got me on a character
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 3: right now, dog. Hold on, bro. Hold on, bro. This
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 3: ain't good. Hold on. Everything I've said in the last
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 3: five minutes is a fucking lie. I do what the
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 3: fuck I want. I love you. Hey, we're out of here.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 3: We love you guys. The volume, thank you so much.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 3: We're excited to be part.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: Of the team. You guys, make sure.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, Ninja Card, I have another big announcement coming in
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: the beginning of the year. Please let us know what
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: city you're watching from in the comments, please. Let us
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: know what city you're watching from. We will be coming
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: to a city near you.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 3: Six cities, you think?
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: Well, probably maybe like 10.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 3: 10 cities.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 2: Please just spam your cities. Spam your cities.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 3: We're trying to gauge where we should go based on
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 3: the fans. So please just let us know so we
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 3: can hit this shit right. So August 29, literally in
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 3: two fucking days, is our biggest show.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 3: Are you excited?
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: We're under 100 tickets left, man.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 3: I'm super excited. We actually locked in our special guest.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 2: Shout out your boy.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 3: What'd you say?
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: Thank you, May Drive.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 3: No, thank you, special guest. Are you not reading the
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 3: text where we kind of announced the motherfucker? You stupid bitch.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 3: Thank you to May Drive. May Drive. May Drive. May Drive.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 3: May Drive. May Drive. May Drive.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 2: May Drive.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 3: I want to give a shout out to all our people.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 3: The Homie Major.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: I hit this artist personally. They replied, but you know,
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: they be busy. And then I hit up my boy Major.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: My boy Major locked in. So we're definitely locking in
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: the final little detail. We have a lot of special guests,
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: a lot of friends of ours. A lot of people
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: that have been on the pod. We haven't had a
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: lot of people, but the one artist we have had
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: and the one gay guy we have will be at
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: the show as well. Shout out Narciso and Little Word.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: I want to give you guys at least that.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 3: They're coming together.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: And we will be having little competitions. Uh at the
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 2: live show, please because.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: We're going to be giving away money at all these
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: comments every segment We have a money giveaway, please Um,
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: but yes, we will see you guys on saturday not
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: the novel baby let's get it