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Ian Furness 11/5 H3: Brandon Funston, talkbacks, texts, Fact or Fiction and Softy! · The Ian Furness Show

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  Speaker 2: Big news in the Seahawks situation right now is the
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  Speaker 2: quarterback and who is in, who is out. Drew Locke said, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm good, man. I'm going to be throwing the ball,
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  Speaker 2: ripping it, all that kind of fun stuff. We'll see.
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  Speaker 2: Right now, we know that for sure, Sam Donald's out.
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  Speaker 2: Jalen Milrow's going to be the backup to Locke if
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  Speaker 2: Another quarterback change in the NFL. Carson Wentz got the
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  Speaker 2: Kyler Murray dealing with a hamstring injury. Mike Holmgren nominated
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  Speaker 2: The other nominees are Bill Belichick, Mike Shanahan, Tom Coughlin,
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  Speaker 2: OT last night. Get Seattle 2-1 win over the Flames.
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  Speaker 1: He's got it!
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  Speaker 2: Touchdown! Oh, you hear the open. You know he's here.
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  Speaker 2: Brandon Funston standing by. Time to get a little fantasy
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  Speaker 2: football in. It's the unofficial start of the weekend. Thursday
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  Speaker 2: night football tonight. Jacksville and Baltimore right here on 93.3
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  Speaker 2: KJR FM 515 kickoff. There's at least some fantasy implications
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  Speaker 2: in that game, although the biggest one would have been Lamar.
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  Speaker 2: He's out. Brandon, first of all, carnage in the quarterback world,
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  Speaker 2: is there not?
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  Speaker 5: I thought your update on quarterback changes was a little
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  Speaker 5: bit light. You didn't mention Joe Fagnano and your guy,
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  Speaker 5: Gardner Minshew, Joe Milton, Shador Sanders. Yeah, all kinds of
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  Speaker 5: crazy names behind center this week, for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Minshew, actually, if you would have, nobody would have started
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  Speaker 2: him last week. He wasn't starting. He came in and
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  Speaker 2: replaced Brissette. He would actually probably put up some fantasy
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  Speaker 2: numbers last week. I don't know if he'll do that
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  Speaker 2: this week against Seattle, but he would have put up
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  Speaker 2: fantasy numbers last week, right? Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, if you were, yeah, if you had a
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  Speaker 5: crystal ball and you could come in because Jacoby Brissett
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  Speaker 5: was terrible and now he gets to go and, and
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  Speaker 5: go to Baltimore. So, um, yeah, he had, he had
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  Speaker 5: a good week, but yeah, Seattle, I think gives up
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  Speaker 5: the fewest fans. He points to quarterbacks and, and Arizona's
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  Speaker 5: depleted right now.
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  Speaker 6: So.
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  Speaker 5: If we can't shut Gardner Minshew down, then we have
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  Speaker 5: a serious, serious problem.
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  Speaker 2: Serious problem in that regard. Okay. When a line opens up, 206-286-9595. 206-286-9595.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 2: We're back to normal. I feel a lot better about
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  Speaker 2: the world we're in right now, Funston, because I look
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  Speaker 2: at the names and that Ashley's passed along. I feel
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  Speaker 2: really we're back in a good spot.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 2: We're back in a good spot. Mike and Edmund, you're
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  Speaker 2: first up.
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  Speaker 5: Fire away, buddy.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 2: No live golf.
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  Speaker 7: Back to normal.
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  Speaker 2: Life is good. Absolutely. What do you got?
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 7: I got a running back. Hell, I've got a running
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  Speaker 7: back on a team that's disintegrating. I've got a running
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  Speaker 7: back that should be in prison. So help me out.
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  Speaker 7: I need to, I need two of these, two of
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  Speaker 7: these four guys, full PPR, Jonathan Taylor, Tyler Algier, Holly Gordon,
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  Speaker 7: Or Josh Jacobs. And thanks for doing this.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 2: What do you got, Funston?
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  Speaker 5: I think I'm definitely going to go Jonathan Taylor. Hasn't
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  Speaker 5: been traded yet.
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  Speaker 2: It's against Dallas.
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  Speaker 5: Dallas is a good matchup for him. So it could
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  Speaker 5: be his swan song in Indy. And I think it'll
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  Speaker 5: be a decent one. And then I'm going to have
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  Speaker 5: to go with the guy you alluded to maybe should
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  Speaker 5: be in jail. It's Josh Jacobs. Just because... You know,
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  Speaker 5: he's good at the goal line when they get down there.
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  Speaker 5: He's got touchdown upside. He has the ability to catch
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  Speaker 5: the ball in the backfield. I think Algier is going
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  Speaker 5: to likely split carries with Bam Knight, even though he
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  Speaker 5: went crazy last week. It's a tough matchup against Seattle.
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  Speaker 5: Ollie Gordon also has a tough sledding against Detroit, but
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  Speaker 5: the only thing that they can do on defense is
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  Speaker 5: stop the run.
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  Speaker 2: All right, beautiful. That's Mike and Edmonds leading things off.
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  Speaker 2: That does open up a line. If you want to
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  Speaker 2: jump on it right now, 206-286-7000. 9 5 9 5
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  Speaker 2: And next up. Yes, he is. He's here. He's calling
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  Speaker 2: in from the 2 5 3 Tacoma, Washington. Ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 2: say hello to Ricky in Tacoma. What's up, Ricky. What's
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  Speaker 2: up y'all. How's it going? We're good, buddy. We're good.
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  Speaker 4: We're good.
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  Speaker 6: Good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Thanks.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty much mirror Mike here, except I don't have
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  Speaker 2: no jailbait, but I have running back from here. Half
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  Speaker 2: point PPR.
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  Speaker 6: Um, I guess Devin Singletary or Jadarian Price of Seattle.
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  Speaker 2: Go Hawks. Which one should I choose between those two?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I kind of think Jadarian Price. I mean, it's
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  Speaker 5: a good matchup against Arizona. He gets an extra week
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  Speaker 5: out of his feet wet last week coming back, and
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  Speaker 5: you get Quentin Nelson the full week of practice. I
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  Speaker 5: kind of like that. Skadabo might still play, even if
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  Speaker 5: he doesn't. I'd probably slightly lean Price if it's only
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  Speaker 5: Singletary there for the Giants, but yeah, I'm generally just
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  Speaker 5: on the price side of that one.
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  Speaker 4: Alright, beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Good to hear from you, Ricky. That's Ricky in Tacoma.
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  Speaker 2: Always happy, always upbeat. I love hearing from Ricky. 206-286-9595.
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  Speaker 2: We next go to... Well, let's see. What do you think?
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  Speaker 2: Where are we at this? Funston, what's your prediction?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I think it's... I think we're back to normalcy.
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  Speaker 2: So you know where I'm going. How bad is it, Rob? Well,
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  Speaker 2: I started Lamar Jackson... And I played against Baker Mayfield,
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  Speaker 2: and I got destroyed.
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  Speaker 5: That's amazing.
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  Speaker 2: So not good.
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  Speaker 5: Jackson goes out on the first play, and Baker Mayfield
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  Speaker 5: doesn't complete a pass. What a quarterback matchup.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Lowest scoring game in the history of
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  Speaker 2: fantasy football, probably.
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  Speaker 8: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, as we're back to normal, Rob, you're still grinding away.
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  Speaker 2: What do you got for Funston?
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  Speaker 6: Brutal.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know why we do this. I'd say
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  Speaker 2: I need two or four.
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  Speaker 4: Kittle, A.J.
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  Speaker 2: Brown, Waddle, or Denzel Boston, please.
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  Speaker 5: Two or four, and what was Denzel Boston? I think
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to go Denzel over Jalen Waddle. I'm looking
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  Speaker 5: at my numbers. I have Jalen Waddle one spot ahead
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  Speaker 5: of Boston, and Boston have a calf injury, have Shador Sanders,
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  Speaker 5: so you're not quite sure. He's generally been a shorter
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  Speaker 5: area guy, so I think I'm going to go Waddle there,
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  Speaker 5: and Kittle could have a huge day because it doesn't
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  Speaker 5: look like Mike Evans and Deebo Sammy are coming back,
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  Speaker 5: so it's hard to hang your hat on any of
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  Speaker 5: those receivers. It's pretty easy to imagine Kittle goes crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Rob, are you still with me? Yes. Let's see. I'm
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  Speaker 2: just looking.
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  Speaker 6: 209.
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  Speaker 2: Are we jacking coke already, or what are we doing?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: I went to the office today.
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  Speaker 2: Georgetown Brewing, I know, I know, I know. By the way, A.J.
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  Speaker 5: Brown, not expected to play.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, there you go. All right, Rob, we'll check in
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  Speaker 2: with Rob next week. Yeah, I mean, and listen, I
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  Speaker 2: like a Jack Daniels. I'm all in, but let's talk
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  Speaker 2: let's see. Steven in Sultan, you're up next. What's up, Steven?
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  Speaker 2: So we're going to go local this time. I need
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  Speaker 2: an Eastern Washington wide receiver.
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  Speaker 5: Either the pride of Yakima, Cooper Tufts, or the pride
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  Speaker 5: of Monroe, Efton Chisholm III.
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  Speaker 2: God. We're reaching the depths right now. God.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, in a toss-up like that.
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  Speaker 2: I know him personally, but he's going to do a fantasy.
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  Speaker 5: I think in a toss-up like that, you've got to
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  Speaker 5: go with our guy, Cooper Cup. Touchdown last week. Good
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  Speaker 5: matchup against Arizona. So, yeah, I mean, it's a tough one.
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  Speaker 5: But if it's a close call, go with the Seahawks.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Let's stay in Salton. Derek in Salton. The Salton
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  Speaker 2: two-step as always. I love normalcy. I love predictability. What
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  Speaker 2: do you got, Derek? What do you got for us, buddy?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, guys.
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  Speaker 5: I had my points doubled last week against my opponent.
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  Speaker 2: So my running back room is terrible.
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  Speaker 9: I have a trade question.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh, yes.
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  Speaker 9: So you guys like to trade.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 10: So I have a pretty good wide receiver room and
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  Speaker 10: a really struggling running back room.
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  Speaker 2: My best wide receiver is Amon Ross St.
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  Speaker 5: Brown, and I've got.
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  Speaker 2: Two trade offers.
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  Speaker 10: One of them is for Jonah Coleman and Justin Jefferson.
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  Speaker 7: And the other is Jonah Coleman and Christian Watson.
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  Speaker 2: And this is PPR, three wide receiver league.
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  Speaker 5: And is that person going to accept the deal? Because
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  Speaker 5: I'd probably go Justin.
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  Speaker 6: He'd send them both.
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  Speaker 5: Okay. So he wants them on Ross St. Brown, give
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  Speaker 5: you Jonah Coleman and Justin Jefferson. Yes, sir. Man, this
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  Speaker 5: is tough because I have a feeling that Kyler Murray,
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  Speaker 5: possibly it was a soft benching. They've already ruled him out.
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  Speaker 5: And Carson Wentz. And Carson Wentz, It's much better for
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  Speaker 5: Justin Jefferson. So I'm leaning. I'm going to lean the
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  Speaker 5: Coleman and Justin Jefferson because I think Carson Wentz will
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  Speaker 5: play a fair amount down the stretch. Maybe they might.
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  Speaker 5: just be turning the corner on Kyler Murray. It's been
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  Speaker 5: that bad. He hasn't been good. All right.
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  Speaker 2: I like that. I like that a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Perfect.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Derek. Let's go to Stephen Shoreline. Stephen Shoreline,
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  Speaker 2: you're up next. Yeah, I got a wide receiver problem.
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  Speaker 2: Don't we all?
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  Speaker 6: I wouldn't if Jackson was healthy.
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  Speaker 1: Zay Flowers or Jacoby Myers or Braylon Allen, the running
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  Speaker 1: back from the Jets.
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  Speaker 5: It's a PPR?
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  Speaker 1: Non-PPR.
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  Speaker 5: That's a tough one. I might still lean Zay Flowers,
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  Speaker 5: and my thinking is Joe Fagnano, third-string quarterback, it's not
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  Speaker 5: a great upside for Zay Flowers, but of all the
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  Speaker 5: receivers in the league that you can scheme plays for, sweeps, short, flat,
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  Speaker 5: you can kind of move him around and get him
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  Speaker 5: the ball, and I think that's what they're going to
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  Speaker 5: really try to do. So even though it's not PPR,
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  Speaker 5: I think he's going to handle the ball a decent amount.
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  Speaker 5: He has a chance to break a long one or two.
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  Speaker 2: All right, beautiful. Thank you. We'll get one call in,
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  Speaker 2: and then we're going to lock up. She's got our
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  Speaker 2: mall locked up already, so if you're calling, it's already over.
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  Speaker 2: Joel in Newcastle, you get the last live word before
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  Speaker 2: we go to the massive volume of text. What do
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  Speaker 2: you got, Joel?
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  Speaker 6: Funston, Funston, Funston, buddy. It's going to be the same
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  Speaker 6: question I asked you in week one. Now, mind you,
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  Speaker 6: this is my $ 500 league I didn't tell my wife
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  Speaker 6: about until week one. Week one, you told me start
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  Speaker 6: Burrow over Josh Allen. Josh Allen put up 45, and
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  Speaker 6: I slept on the couch. Now, same question this week.
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  Speaker 2: Josh Allen or Burrow?
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  Speaker 5: What a nightmare. And I have those guys one-two on
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  Speaker 5: my list. But– God, I feel like I have Josh
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  Speaker 5: Allen number one, but I feel like I need to
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  Speaker 5: go with Burrow this time. He has looked good. It's
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  Speaker 5: a much better matchup. I just always am concerned that
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  Speaker 5: Josh Allen runs in a couple touchdowns. And, you know,
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  Speaker 5: he's one of the most matchup-proof quarterbacks there is. But
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  Speaker 5: go ahead and go Burrow. He's been great. His receivers
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  Speaker 5: are all healthy. Chase Brown is starting to roll again.
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  Speaker 5: It's Atlanta. They haven't been that tough against the quarterback.
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  Speaker 5: So I have no problem. Switching up and going burrow
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  Speaker 5: this week.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Joel, call next week and let us know
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  Speaker 2: where you're sleeping. We'll be waiting for that along the way.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to hit refresh here on the text. I
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  Speaker 2: checked this earlier, 49451. Hang on. I've got to hit
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  Speaker 2: this little button so I don't lose him in the
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  Speaker 2: middle because I'm known for that. Let's look at 12 p.m. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: my goodness.
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  Speaker 4: Bullseye?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, but also missing it by one second is Jamie
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  Speaker 2: from Allen. So Jamie from Allen, you missed it by
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  Speaker 2: one second. You know the rules. They're pretty simple. We
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  Speaker 2: cannot deviate. We cannot. So, but I'm sure if Jamie
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  Speaker 2: from Allen, and remember, we love to hear your names.
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  Speaker 2: It helps a lot. If Jamie from Allen, if you
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  Speaker 2: text your same question at 49451, maybe, I can't promise,
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  Speaker 2: maybe Ashley will read it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe.
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  Speaker 10: Maybe.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe.
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  Speaker 4: Bullseye.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go.
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  Speaker 4: Need one.
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  Speaker 2: Jawan Johnson, Mason Taylor, Tyler Higby, Dalton Schultz, or A.J.
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  Speaker 4: Barner?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going to go Tyler Higby if Terrence Ferguson,
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  Speaker 5: the other tight end there, does not come back. If
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  Speaker 5: he does return, that gives Tyler Higby some competition there.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to go to Jawan Johnson, even though he
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  Speaker 5: went into the bye just sputtering, but I like Juwan Johnson.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think Jordan Tyson's coming back yet, and that'll
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  Speaker 2: help Juwan Johnson get some targets. We got a whole
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  Speaker 2: bunch at one second after 12. Like, you guys are
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  Speaker 2: just absolutely sicko crazy people. Damien and Mount Vernon, one
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  Speaker 2: second after 12. Half point PPR, need two. Brees, Braylon, Marks,
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  Speaker 2: or Corum? Need two.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Corum for sure. And this is funny. I got Corum, Brees,
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  Speaker 5: and Braylon back to back to back.
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  Speaker 4: So.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to go Brees if he plays because he
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  Speaker 5: has more of the PPR upside.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Malik Washington or Shakir, full-point PPR?
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  Speaker 5: Actually, Malik Washington. I've snuck him up. I think he's
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  Speaker 5: going to get a decent amount of catches this week.
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  Speaker 5: It's against Detroit. They'll probably be playing from behind. He's
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  Speaker 5: another one of those guys easier to connect with than
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  Speaker 5: their deeper targets like Caleb Douglas.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just going to warn people.
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  Speaker 4: If you.
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  Speaker 2: I might not even get time to the three seconds
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  Speaker 2: after the hour.
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 3: That's how many we have? That's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Still in one second. Need two. Bo Nix, Drew Locke,
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  Speaker 2: Carson Wentz. Must be super flex.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I had Carson Wentz. Wow. I go Wentz, Locke,
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  Speaker 5: Nix against Carolina. Carolina's good against quarterbacks.
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  Speaker 2: Herman from Los Angeles. Half point PPR. Listening on the
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  Speaker 2: iHeartRadio app. Need one wide receiver. Jamison Williams or Stephon Diggs?
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  Speaker 5: I don't think you can sit Jamison Williams right now.
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: He has five touchdowns the last three games going against Miami.
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: I like Jamison. I need two full PPR. Higgins, Neighbors, Golden. Wow,
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: that's an embarrassment of riches. It is Higgins and Neighbors.
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: I have all three of them in the top 12,
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: but Higgins is getting like 15 to 20 targets a
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: game lately, and Higgins has had two of the biggest
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: games of the year in his last two weeks.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: So got to go with those two. Still one second
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: after the hour, people. Yesi from Los Angeles. Every week
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: we hear from her, right? Half point PPR listening on
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: the iHeartRadio app. Half point PPR need one for my quarterback.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: Kirk Cousins. This is funny, actually. Kirk Cousins or J.J. McCarthy?
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: Wow. I have Kirk Cousins a couple spots ahead of J.J. McCarthy.
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: So there you go.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Like what, three weeks ago, if J.J. McCarthy's name would
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: have been mentioned here, you would have laughed.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: Now, no more.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: David, need three half-point PPR. Judkins, Price, Gordon, Coleman, Jenty.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Need three of those out of the five.
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: Okay, Judkins, for sure. I really like the matchup this
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: week against New Orleans. They get the most fantasy points.
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: I love Jonah Coleman going against Carolina, the second most
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: fantasy points to running backs. You said Jenty, and who
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: were the other ones? Jenty, Gordon, and Price. I'm going
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: to go with Gordon, just one spot ahead of Jenty.
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: okay uh yeah.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: One still two seconds one please jonah coleman hunter henry
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: michael wilson or denzel boston uh definitely.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: Jonah coleman and then probably uh.
• 16:41
  Speaker 8: Michael wilson after that but jonah coleman with a bullet
• 16:45
  Speaker 8: uh so you like you like coleman right like i
• 16:48
  Speaker 8: just i got a bunch of coleman questions one please
• 16:50
  Speaker 8: coleman hunter henry yeah.
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: He's just bubbling up. R.J. Harvey's out, so Coleman's going
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: to probably be the lead running back in the passing game.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: He's probably going to get more carries than J.K.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: Dobbins.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: He's been way more efficient, so Dobbins will figure in,
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: but it's a great matchup, and you're probably looking at
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: 15-plus touches for Coleman.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: We heard a lot from Auburn today. Greg from Auburn,
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: one-point PPR. Chris Rodriguez, if Tootin doesn't play, or Ollie Gordon?
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: I'm going to go with Ollie Gordon because it's still
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: a tough matchup against Baltimore. This is interesting. Basial Tootin's
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: Sounds like he's going to play, but in the Liam
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: Cohen era, 27 players have gone all week without practicing,
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: and all 27 were ruled out. This is the first
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: time someone who hasn't practiced hasn't been ruled out. So
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: I just think he might just be a decoy or limited,
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: and Chris Rodriguez probably leads the way. That's my feeling.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Seth from Auburn, also Auburn guy. Full PPR, Goff or Allen?
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: I like those are both top three. I'm going to
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: go Josh Allen.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: All right, last one for me, Ash. Get it ready
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: there on your side. Frank from Renton, right on. Half PPR,
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Brees Hall or Derrick Henry, either worth a start this week?
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think Derrick Henry is going to, I mean,
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: Brees Hall is still going to give away carries to
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: Braylon Allen. Derrick Henry is going to own all the
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: touches against Jacksonville. It's a horrible matchup, but. With Fagnano,
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: I don't think they're going to air it out. They're
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: going to try to get Derrick Henry going as much
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: as they possibly can.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Ashley, fire away. What do you got?
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: We've got Aubrey from Ballard. Full PPR. She needs one
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: of these. Devon Vele, Dobbins, Jordan Addison.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: You know what? I'm going to go with Jordan Addison
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: with the quarterback shakeup to Carson Wentz there. I think
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: he's got a slight edge over Devon Vele.
• 18:35
  Speaker 9: All right, Matt in Tacoma needs two of the three,
• 18:38
  Speaker 9: one running back, one flex. Ollie Gordon, Brees Hall, Ladd McConkie.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: Go Ladd McConkie. Like him, he had 80 yards last
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: week and got a good matchup. And it's Gordon. Who
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: was the other running back?
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Brees Hall.
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I have Gordon a couple spots ahead because, again,
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: he dominates, touches there in that backfield, and Brees Hall
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: is probably splitting.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: All right, Rick from Sammamish.
• 18:59
  Speaker 9: Is Christian McCaffrey going to play? And I need one
• 19:02
  Speaker 9: for flex, Quinshawn Judkins or Parker Washington.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: Is that a PPR?
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: He did not say.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: I really, again, like Quinshawn Judkins against that Saints defense
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: the most in fantasy. CMC is a big question mark.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: He says he thinks he can play, but it's against
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: Las Vegas. Maybe if he does play and they get
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: a lead, you can see Kalen Black, who's been pretty good,
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: getting a decent chunk of carries. So you've got to
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: follow that one. But I would not be shocked... If
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: Kalen Black ends up having the most touches, whether CMC
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: sits or not.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 19:40
  Speaker 9: And Jim from Mountlake Terrace, a trade possibility. Jonathan Taylor
• 19:44
  Speaker 9: from Malik Neighbors.
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: I kind of gonna lean i don't know that if
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: jonathan taylor gets dealt um that he has kind of
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: the workload that he has now i mean and there's
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: a little bit of an unknown there i think we
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: know what neighbors is and he's getting 15 to 20
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: targets a week right now i I'm going back.
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: You know what?
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: I'm going to lean Taylor just cause the premium on
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: running back. So you hear people coming in and talking this,
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: like they're everybody's running back room is a struggle, you know?
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: So I'm going to go ahead and lean Jonathan Taylor,
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: but that's a, that's a, I would call that a
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: fair deal.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 20:20
  Speaker 9: And then our last one here, Jamie from Allen, who
• 20:22
  Speaker 9: actually texted in at 1159, then retexted in later.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: So thank you, Jamie.
• 20:27
  Speaker 9: Uh, do I play Caleb Williams or Jaden Daniels this week? Uh,
• 20:31
  Speaker 9: and then Braylon Allen or Woody marks.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: Um, I'm going to go with Braylon Allen over Woody Marks.
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: I think he's still going to have a decent role.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: And listen, Caleb Williams came into Seattle, one of the
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: toughest spots for a quarterback in any fair, just fine.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: So at home versus Tampa has also been a good defense,
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: but I'm not going to sit Caleb Williams. I kind
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: of like that matchup better than Jaden Daniels against the Rams.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Very good stuff. Chris from Tacoma, the trade question. We
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: always throw those in there. Justin Jefferson and Brendan Strange
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: for George Kittle.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: Oh, man, it's an overpay. I mean, Strange has been
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: playing very well, so you might have to be taking
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: a big hit at tight end. You're also getting Justin
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: Jefferson thrown in with Carson Wentz coming in at quarterback. Like,
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: Carson Wentz is not great, but he was better for
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: Justin Jefferson earlier in the year than Kyler Murray was.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Perfect.
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: I think that's way too strong.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: And finally.
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: Did we get Jamie? Yeah, we did.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: We did.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: Okay, good.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: We got Jamie. And the final one, Efren Herrera or
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Mark Mosley? That's a good one from the 70s.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: Well, I just like the duality of Herrera, the ability
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: to go out in the passing game.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Good call. Yeah, good call.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Mark Mosley.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: Multi-dimension.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Mark Mosley, toe puncher. I don't like that.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: It's old school.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Too old school. Funson, if people didn't get their questions answered,
• 21:44
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• 21:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, come check out the athletic. Head to the fantasy
• 21:47
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• 21:51
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• 21:55
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• 21:59
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• 22:03
  Speaker 5: the week, he's there for you as well.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, we do have confirmation. Aubrey is
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: a guy.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Yes, I wrote back and said, my bad. Will not
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: assume next time.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: I would have assumed as well.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: He said it happens a lot.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was thinking Brandon Aubrey, too, the kicker for Dallas.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: I know, that's what made me think after. I was like, okay, yep,
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: got it.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Funson, good stuff. We'll talk to you next Thursday.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: All right, sounds good. Have a good one.
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• 22:35
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• 22:37
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• 22:59
  Speaker 2: factor fiction. We'll take a couple of text messages next.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Hey guys, Ian Furness here. And what are we doing?
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: Oh, excuse me.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: In case you didn't hear that, I'll be replaying it tomorrow.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: The Kraken win, not today and tomorrow. Matty Beneers and
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: wait for it.
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: Wait for it.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Ask, check the text line. We're good. We're good. Softies next.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: Okay, well done.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Well done. Ashley's laughing at that one.
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: Well done.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 23:55
  Speaker 10: I'll be honest. I love Funsen and everything he does.
• 23:58
  Speaker 10: Love Brandon. But my favorite parts are Ricky. Ricky in
• 24:02
  Speaker 10: Tacoma is the most positive person I've ever seen or
• 24:07
  Speaker 10: heard in my life. I've never met the guy.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: I never will.
• 24:09
  Speaker 10: But he is a ray of sunshine every single Thursday.
• 24:13
  Speaker 10: That man comes in with a sparkle like I've never
• 24:16
  Speaker 10: heard before in my life. His voice makes me happy.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Go, Ricky in Tacoma. I agree. I agree. So agree
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: with you.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: I know, but I just was like, man, those are
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: two good talkbacks. I liked them.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: What's happening, fellas?
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: What's going on?
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: He's the best. When Ricky doesn't make it, it feels
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: like we're missing. And the good news is we have
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: this great contrast. Ricky in Tacoma, because we go the
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: same order, and then we go Rob in Burien. You
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: know what Rob was really bummed out about today? He
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: wasn't on his normal Thursday day drinking thing. He's actually
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: at the office today, working. That really bums Rob out.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: I can just tell. I could tell the fantasy being
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: bad is one thing, but the fact that Rob wasn't
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: actually crushing a whiskey and Coke was killing him today.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: as much as this thing.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: No, we love our guys that come on every week.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: That's fun.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: And Mike and Edmund, just the sweetest.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Just the sweetest guy. Jess knows him. She went out
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: and met with him.
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Because they're both Edmund's people.
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's kind of like our guys in Salton
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: still have not connected. They've talked about it.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: They need to connect.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: We have this little community. We've talked about before doing
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: something with everybody. It's just kind of hard to get
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: everybody together. But yeah.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: They're all over the board.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: They are all over the board.
• 25:29
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Are we ready? Let's hit it.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: Here we go.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: We're set to go.
• 25:32
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• 26:01
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• 26:19
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• 26:23
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• 26:24
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• 26:27
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• 26:29
  Speaker 2: last week.
• 26:30
  Speaker 9: And I know that people write in, they're like, oh,
• 26:32
  Speaker 9: does anyone really win?
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: Yes, they really do win.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: They win $ 1, 000. Well, I'm going to see him tomorrow.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: He's going to actually help me. So I'll make sure
• 26:39
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• 26:42
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• 26:44
  Speaker 2: through the 14 weeks, and we're in week nine, right,
• 26:46
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• 26:47
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 26:48
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• 26:53
  Speaker 2: 235 with us, and 335 with apparently the group that
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: went 5-0 last week. And I haven't heard them talk
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: about that yet once, which is weird.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Well, they haven't even mentioned it one time.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: No, not at all.
• 27:08
  Speaker 9: But let's see how many times they mention it if
• 27:10
  Speaker 9: they don't go 5-0 next week.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good point. Ashley has today's pick. If you agree
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: with her, you'll text FACT to 49451. If you disagree
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: with her, you'll text FICTION to 49451. What say you?
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: I'm going out of the box a little bit for me.
• 27:26
  Speaker 9: It's clear that you're rubbing off on me, Ian, because
• 27:29
  Speaker 9: we're going to the state of Utah.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You're
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: doing a Weber State game?
• 27:35
  Speaker 9: I am not doing a Weber State game, although maybe
• 27:37
  Speaker 9: next week. I'm going with the BYU-Utah game, and I
• 27:41
  Speaker 9: checked out that over-underscore.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: It's at 48 and a half.
• 27:46
  Speaker 9: Think this is going to be a close game but
• 27:47
  Speaker 9: i don't think it's going to be that low scoring
• 27:50
  Speaker 9: of a game so give me the over 48 and a.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Half first of all well done thank you even in
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: the beehive state we don't want to be un-american that's
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: right gotta go for the over gotta go for the
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: over if lj martin the byu quarterback comes or running
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: back comes back and all of a sudden then aaron
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: roderick who's our oc been just one of the better
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: coaches in the west coast he has his whole playbook
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: I know Utah's good, defense is good, but I think
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: with Dampier and Weishan Parker, that little duo for Utah,
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: and if you get me and L.J. Martin with old
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Bear Bachmeier, yeah, I like it. I like it. And
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: I think it's going to be a close game, too.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: I do, too.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: I didn't like the spread.
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: No.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: But I like over. I like it.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Here's an interesting thing I read, too.
• 28:37
  Speaker 9: Excluding garbage time, Utah ranks 60th nationally in yards allowed
• 28:41
  Speaker 9: per play against FBS opponents. BYU's offense ranks 28th in
• 28:46
  Speaker 9: yards gained per play.
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: I like it.
• 28:48
  Speaker 9: I think both offenses have a slight advantage over both defenses.
• 28:51
  Speaker 9: That's why I'm like, yeah. I mean, a 26-24 game
• 28:54
  Speaker 9: and we've already.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: Passed the over.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: So what would a 28-24 do for you?
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: We'd pass the over.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: That's what they did against their biggest test, BYU, and
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: that would be Notre Dame.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Let's do it.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Let's do it.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: I like it. So if you agree with Ashley, fact, 49451.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: If you disagree, fiction, 49451. I had that game in
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: my crosshairs, and I just didn't love the spread. I
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: think it's going to be close. It's probably an elimination
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: game for BYU. Probably not an elimination game for Utah,
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: but maybe. Honestly, I can't even express to you guys.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: The emotion in that stadium with this rivalry every year
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: is off the charts. And I think it's going to
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: be a really fun game.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Game to watch, too.
• 29:41
  Speaker 9: Just aside from the fact that it is that rivalry
• 29:43
  Speaker 9: and all of those things you're saying, just these two teams,
• 29:46
  Speaker 9: I'm excited to watch them.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: The funniest thing is they call it the Holy War.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: It's the Mormons against the non-Mormons, and yet a good
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: chunk of the Utah staff alumni base, et cetera.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: They're LDS too. Yes, they are.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: So they know Holywood.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: And I've said this before. I'll say it again because
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: it's worth repeating. Utah, one of my favorite places ever
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: to tailgate.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: It was a blast.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: They do a great job.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: They do a great, and they're so nice.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, it was awesome. You would not say that
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: if you went to Provo. No, probably not.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: But Salt Lake City, go to a Utah home game. Man,
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: that was a blast.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: They are fun. Yeah, they are fun. They are fun.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Great fan base, great atmosphere.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Everyone just welcomed us in and was like offering us everything.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: It was really great.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: They said, hey, will you give us 10% tithing too?
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: So BYU, Utah, over, again, what is it, 48 and
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: a half? Over 48 and a half.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: Fact, 49451.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: If you disagree, fiction, 49451. Text in right now. You've
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: got about 10 more minutes to do so. Every time
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: you're correct with a pick, you're entered to win $ 1, 000.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: And at some point when Anderson decides that he can
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: go back to his normal duties, he'll call you and say, hey,
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: you won $ 1, 000 courtesy of Lucky Eagle Casino and Hotel. Which,
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know about you, I would love that.
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I would be all in.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: I'd immediately put it in Venmo and hide it from
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: my wife. I say that because she's not listening. And
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: if this is the one time she's listening, I am toast.
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: We will take a break. We'll come back. We'll check
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: in with David Mahler. David Mahler. Softie, they call him.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: I've heard of him.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: He's at the 520 Bar and Grill. He'll join us next. Well,
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: I don't have any fun audio like yesterday, buddy. I
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: don't have any fun audio like Tough One. I don't
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: have that today for you.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: I apologize.
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: Oh, man.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: You know what? It's AI. You can make up whatever
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: you want.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: See, you thought I made that up yesterday, didn't you?
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I did. I did think. And I still think
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: you made the whole thing up.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: I did not.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: I think I'm living in the Matrix constantly, and the
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: whole world is made up.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: No, we didn't make it up. And then we played
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: it for your friend Jackson. And what did he do, Ashley?
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: He threw his head back and went, oh. Yeah. Head
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: goes thrown back.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: Just don't say that.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Just why?
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: No.
• 32:01
  Speaker 11: I mean, when you play it in the context of
• 32:03
  Speaker 11: the entire quote, it's not as bad.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: I think.
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: No, it's not.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, I know what you two were up to yesterday.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: What were we up to?
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Taking everything out of context, trying to make something out
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: of nothing.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: We were just highlighting some of the.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Key points from the press conference.
• 32:15
  Speaker 11: Nah, you're just Rebel Rousers is what you are, the
• 32:18
  Speaker 11: two of you. That's what you are, man. Hey, good
• 32:21
  Speaker 11: call again last night, by the way.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Thank you. I appreciate that.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: It was nice.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: I appreciate that.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: I didn't know you had it in you.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: I didn't either. I didn't either.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: I surprised myself.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: I was like, God, God, they got Farnese on the call.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: This is going to suck.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: It's going to be awful. I'm going to turn off
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: right now. Where's Forslund? Get him back right now.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: Where was he last night, by the way?
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Last night he was in Ottawa.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: Gotcha.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: He's got the Wednesday nights Amazon. He's the Al Michaels
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: of Amazon hockey.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: So Wednesday nights he does the Amazon prime game. It's
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: actually only in Canada. He's a voice of Amazon hockey
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: in Canada. He's a big deal north of the border. Right.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: I get it.
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: Good for you.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I should not have done that yesterday for Jackson because
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know. He's really on edge. This whole Sounders
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: not making the playoffs possibility has got him.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, his whole world is based around that
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: soccer team.
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 33:11
  Speaker 9: I know.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: I mean, if they go down and there's nothing going
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: on Monday, what's he going to do next?
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Produce your show?
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: You know. First time for everything, I guess.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: I said that out loud, didn't I?
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: First time for everything. That would be nice. Jeez.
• 33:27
  Speaker 11: I can't even get a phone call back from the guy.
• 33:29
  Speaker 11: He's all wrapped up in Sounders mania.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, Paul Rothrock's back. Did you know that, Paul Rothrock?
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course.
• 33:34
  Speaker 11: I saw that on his Instagram or his Twitter. If
• 33:37
  Speaker 11: I had a dollar for every time Jackson said, I
• 33:39
  Speaker 11: can't help you, I got Sounders FC duty, I'd be
• 33:41
  Speaker 11: a very rich man.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: You got Schmetz on every week. Is he as stressed
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: as Jackson?
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: No, he doesn't give a damn. He's totally cool.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Schmetzer says, listen.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: He could not care less.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Schmetzer doesn't have enough fingers for the rings and championships
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: he's won. He's like, whatever, man. If we make it,
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: we make it.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: Great, whatever.
• 33:57
  Speaker 11: He's worried about getting a bigger liquor cabinet for his
• 33:59
  Speaker 11: tequila collection. That's what he's worried about.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Does he have a tequila collection? I didn't know that.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: Big time. He has a big tequila cabinet.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Party at Schmetzer's house.
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: Huge.
• 34:05
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 34:07
  Speaker 11: He's been talking about doing that for a while, either
• 34:09
  Speaker 11: coming down or having us over there.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: So that'll happen at some point.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Those Nathan Hale guys are just a little bit off.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: They are.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: You're a Nathan Hale guy. You're just a little bit off.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: I'll take some sip of tequila.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: I would, too.
• 34:20
  Speaker 11: You grew up in North Seattle. I don't blame you
• 34:22
  Speaker 11: for being a little bit off, by the way.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: And it's really not even North Seattle. It's this weird
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: part of North Seattle where Nathan Hale is, right? It's
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: just kind of him and the Lake City, right? They're
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Lake City guys.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: When you grow up that close to Rick's man.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Is that what it is? Well, his dad's soccer shop
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: was like right... Yeah, Schmetzer's. You could hit a golf
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: ball to it, to Rick's.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: There was a Chubby and Tubby nearby. Remember that?
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, God, that's right.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: Back in the day?
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do. For us that were young guys playing soccer,
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: if you got to go to Schmetzer's Sport House, that
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: was a treat. That was a big deal. Walter's there. Oh, God,
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to see Walter.
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: He's a great guy.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: But yeah, no, all right. Rick's, my God. That is
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: a pull by you, by the way.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. Rick's.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Rick's what? Rick, who's Rick? Who's Rick? I have no
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: idea who you're talking about.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Rick's Chowder House.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Rick's Chowder House. That's what it is.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: That's what it is.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: That in the context of what Rick's actually is, is disgusting.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: It's actually really gross.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Really, really gross.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: I thought about it the second I said it. Yeah,
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: it's really bad.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 35:21
  Speaker 7: Oh, God.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Rick's donut shop.
• 35:22
  Speaker 11: Dick's talking yesterday about being inside LeBron's jock strap.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: I'm like, what is going on here, man?
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: What?
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: We had somebody text.
• 35:30
  Speaker 11: In the radio show yesterday about, you know, Dick needs
• 35:33
  Speaker 11: to get off LeBron's jock. And Dick turned it into
• 35:36
  Speaker 11: a conversation about what life is like inside LeBron's jock. See,
• 35:39
  Speaker 11: I'm just a little bit, you know, I mean, you
• 35:41
  Speaker 11: know me. It takes a lot to like, you know,
• 35:44
  Speaker 11: that made me.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: But all of what you just said, all of what
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: you just said with. Dick Fane, LeBron, Jocks, all that.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Ashley could take all of that and really do some
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: editing with that.
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: Oh, I could.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: I need to make a new promo.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: Have at it.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: We could just have a promo that mocks them.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: We got a new promo. We got a new promo.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Just a promo that mocks them.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: Listen, I don't care. You know me. I'm all about entertainment, right?
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: Self-deprecation.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Team player. Team player all for one.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: Whatever you got to do to pull in those numbers, man,
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: you go for it, all right?
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: That's right.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: You go for it.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: What numbers are we talking about?
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: One. One.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: We got a one. We're there. Hey, one? That's better
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: than none. That's better than zero.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Could be worse. All right, Holmgren today?
• 36:30
  Speaker 11: Yeah, Holmgren's going to be here at the 520 Bar
• 36:32
  Speaker 11: and Grill, and Peter King's going to come over and
• 36:34
  Speaker 11: say hello.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: He's in town.
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: Whoa.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: He's got a book out, and he.
• 36:38
  Speaker 11: Heard that Mike Holmgren was here, and he wanted to
• 36:40
  Speaker 11: come over and sit with the hopefully soon-to-be Hall of
• 36:43
  Speaker 11: Fame coach. You saw the finalist list that came out
• 36:45
  Speaker 11: again today. Here we go again with that whole song
• 36:47
  Speaker 11: and dance. So we'll talk to Peter King. He'll be
• 36:50
  Speaker 11: with us in the 4 o'clock hour. Rick Neuheisel, a
• 36:52
  Speaker 11: little fun with audio. And then the game everybody's been
• 36:55
  Speaker 11: waiting for, Joe Fagnano versus Trevor Lawrence at 515 tonight
• 37:01
  Speaker 11: on Thursday Night Football.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: What are the odds of Al Michaels falling asleep during
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: the game tonight, by the way?
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Well, considering Jacksonville's going to smoke him, pretty good. He'll
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: complain about something, Al will.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: What's the line, by the way, tonight?
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: It's 10, I believe. We took it earlier this week
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: in Fantasy.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: 10, yeah.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Good for you.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: What was your record last week, by the way?
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: It wasn't 5-0. Has it been 5-0? I haven't heard.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: Oh, we were.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: I forgot.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Wait, did Softy just drop? I think he just dropped.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: Lost the connection to 5-2.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: Bummer. Bummer.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Go out and see those guys. Give them hell.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: Just think about Rickston Chowder. You'll be fine.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Drinks on Fane today here, too. And LeBron's jock. Does
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Fane have a tab going?
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he's drinking non-alcoholic beer last night. Like, what's
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: going on here, man? What's the point?
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Just drink water.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: I mean, do we have to have a conversation?
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: We do. We'll do that tomorrow.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: Me and Dick?
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: We'll do that tomorrow. You and I will have an
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: intervention tomorrow.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: Sit on Softie's lap. What's going on?
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Enough of that. We're out.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: For the mild-mannered and marginally objectionable Ian Furness, this is
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: Paddle Day saying so long, everyone.