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- 0:00Chapter four of Stingery by E. W. Horning. This LibriVox recording is
- 0:05in the public domain. Read by Beeswax Scandal A bush ranger at Bay,
- 0:12the honorable guy Kentish was trotting the globe, an exercise foreign to his habit,
- 0:17when he went on to Australia for a reason racy of his blood.
- 0:21He wished to witness a certain game of cricket between the full strength of Australia
- 0:26and an English team which included one or two young men of his acquaintance.
- 0:30It was no part of his original scheme to see anything at the country.
- 0:34One of the Australian cricketers put that idea into his head, and it was
- 0:38under inward protest that mister Kentish found himself smoking his chronic cigar on the Glen
- 0:44Ranold in clear corner coach one scorching morning in the month of February. He
- 0:50thought he had never seen such a howling desert in his life, and it
- 0:55is to be feared that in his heart he applied the same epithet to his
- 0:59two fellow passage. The one outside was chatting horribly with the driver, the
- 1:04other had tried to chaff the honorable guy, and had repaired in some disorder
- 1:10to the company of the mail bags. Inside. Kentish wondered whether these were
- 1:14the types he might expect to encounter upon the station to which he had reluctantly
- 1:18accepted an officious introduction. He wished himself out of that absurd little two horse
- 1:23coach, out of an expedition whose absurdity was on a larger scale, and
- 1:30back on the shady side of the two or three streets where he lived his
- 1:33normal life. The fair at wayside inns made thought of his club a positive
- 1:38pain, and these pangs were at their sharpest when Stingery cantered out of the
- 1:42scrub on his lily mare a blessed bolt from the blue. Mister Kendish watched
- 1:49the little operation of sticking up without a word, but with revived interest in
- 1:56life. He noted the pusillanimous pallor of the dry and his friend, and
- 2:00felt personally indebted to the desperado who had put a stop to their unpleasant conversation.
- 2:07The inside passenger made a yet more obsequious surrender, not that the trio
- 2:13was set any better example by their noble ally, who began by smiling at
- 2:16the whole affair, and was content to the last in taking an observant interest
- 2:21in the bushrangers methods. These were simple and in a sense humane. There
- 2:25was no personal robbery at all. The mail bags were sufficient for Stingery,
- 2:31who on this occasion worked alone, but led a pack horse, to which
- 2:35the driver and the inside passenger were compelled to strap the long canvas bags under
- 2:39his eye glass and his long revolver. Few words were spoken from first to
- 2:46last. The on guy never put in his at all, but he watched
- 2:50the outlaw like a lynx, without betraying an undue attention, And when all
- 2:54was over he gave a sigh. So that's stinger Ee, he said,
- 3:01more to himself than to his comrades and humiliation. But the bushranger had cantered
- 3:07back into the scrub, and his name opened the floodgates of a profanity which
- 3:10made Kentish WinCE. For all his knowledge of the world. Do you never
- 3:15swear at him till he is gone? He asked, when he had a
- 3:19chance. The driver leant across the legs of his friend. Nor unless we
- 3:24want a bullet through our scowls, he answered, in bourished derision, and
- 3:29the man between them, laughed harshly. I thought he had never been known
- 3:34to shield. That's just in mister. We don't want him to begin on
- 3:38us. Why didn't you give him bid of your mind? The man in
- 3:44the middle inquired of Kentish. Oh, I never heard you open your gills,
- 3:49and we expected to see some pluck from the old country, added the
- 3:53driver, wreaking vengeance with his lash. Mister Kentish produced a cigar case with
- 3:59an insensitive smile, and after a moment's deliberation, handed it for the first
- 4:03time to his uncoth companions. Do you want those mail bags back? He
- 4:10asked, quite casually, when the three cigars were and BLAST want them?
- 4:15Of course I want them. But what must be my boss, said the
- 4:19driver gloomily. I'm not so sure, said Kentish. When does the next
- 4:25coach pass this way midnight and I drive it or turn back when I get
- 4:29to clear corner? You see, then look out for me about this spot.
- 4:33I am going to ask you to put me down, put you down
- 4:38if you don't mind pulling up. I'm not going on at present, but
- 4:42I'll go back with you to glenn Ranold instead, if you'll keep a look
- 4:45out for me to night. Instinctively, the driver put his foot upon the
- 4:48brake, for the request had been made with that quiet authority which the silent
- 4:54passenger had suddenly assumed. Yet it seemed to them such a mad demand that
- 4:59his compaons looked at Kentish as they had not looked before. His face bore
- 5:03a close inspection. It was one of those which burned red, and in
- 5:08the redness twinkled hazel eyes that toned agreeably with a fair beard and a fairer
- 5:13mustache. The former he had grown upon his travels. But the trail of
- 5:17the West End tailor, whose shooting jacket is as distinctive as his frock coat,
- 5:23was upon guy Kentish from head to heel. As they watched him,
- 5:28he took an open envelope from his pocket, scribbled a few words on a
- 5:31card, put that in and stuck down the flap here said, he is
- 5:36my letter of introduction to the good people of the Mazeppa station higher up.
- 5:41If I don't turn up to night, see that they get it, even
- 5:44if the costs you a bit of this, And putting a sovereign in a
- 5:47startled palm, he jumped to the ground. But what you going to do,
- 5:53sir, cried the driver in alarm. Recover your mail bags if I
- 5:57can, what after you've just been stuck up exactly, I hope to stick
- 6:03up Stingery. Then you were armed all the time, mister Kentish smiled as
- 6:10he shook his head. That's my affair, I imagine. But even so
- 6:14I am not fool enough to tackle such a fellow with his own weapons.
- 6:17You'll leave it to me, and don't be anxious. But I must be
- 6:21off if I am to stalk him before he goes through the letters. No,
- 6:26I know what I am doing, and I shall do better alone till
- 6:29to night. Then, and he was in the scrub ere, they decided
- 6:32to take him at his mad cap word and let his blood be on the
- 6:35chuckle head of the new chummiest new chum that ever came out after the rain.
- 6:41Was it pluck or all pretense? It was rather plucky, even to
- 6:45pretend in such proximity to the terrible stingery on the whole. The coaching trio
- 6:50were disposed to concede a certain amount of unequivocal courage, and the driver,
- 6:56with Kentish's sovereign in his pocket, went so far to declare that duty alone
- 7:00nailed him to the box. Meantime, the honorable guy had skirted the road
- 7:08until he came to double horse tracks, striking back into the wash. These
- 7:12he followed with the wary stealth of one who had spent his autumns at least
- 7:16in the right place. They led him through belts of scrub, in which
- 7:20he trod like a cat without disturbing an avoidable branch, and over treeless spaces
- 7:26that he crossed at a run bent double. But always as he followed the
- 7:30trail, his shadow fell at one consistent angle, showing how the bush ranger
- 7:35rode through his natural element as the crow might have flown overhead. At last,
- 7:42Kentish found himself in a sandy gully bristling with pines, through which the
- 7:47sunlight dripped like melted gold, And in the fine warp and woof of high
- 7:53light and sharp shadow, the bush rangers horses stood lashing at the flies with
- 7:57their long tails. The bushranger himself was nowhere to be seen. But at
- 8:03last Kentish descried a white and brown litter on either side of the thickest trunk
- 8:07in sight, from whose further side floated intermittent puffs of thin blue smoke.
- 8:13Kentosh looked and looked again before advancing. But the tall pine, through such
- 8:18a shadows should easily swallow his own, and in another minute he was peeping
- 8:22round the bowl. The litter on either side was, of course, the
- 8:26shower of miscellaneous postal matter from the mail bags, and in its midst sat
- 8:31stingerily against the tree. Enjoying his pipe and a copy of Punch, of
- 8:37which the wrapper lay upon his knees. Kentosh peered for torn envelopes in gaping
- 8:41packets. There were no more. The bush ranger had evidently started with punch,
- 8:48and was still curiously absorbed in its contents. The notorious eye glass dangled
- 8:52against that kindred vanity. The spotless white jacket, which he affected in summer
- 8:58time atentive face, even as Kentish saw it in less than profile, was
- 9:03thus purged to the sinister aspect which such an appendage can impart to the most
- 9:07innocent, and a somewhat passive amusement was its unmistakable note. Nevertheless, the
- 9:16long revolver, which had once more done its nefarious work, still lay ready
- 9:20to his hand. Indeed, the honorable guy could have stooped and whipped it
- 9:26up, had he been so minded. It was absorbed, however, in
- 9:30the absorption of Stingaree, And as he peered audaciously over the other's shoulder,
- 9:35he put himself in the outlaw's place. An old friend would have lurked in
- 9:41every cut, a friend whom that might well be a painful pleasure to meet
- 9:45again. There were the oval face and the short upper lip of one imperishable
- 9:50type. On the next page, one of Puncture's fancy portraits, with lines
- 9:54underneath, which set Stingerly incongruously humming a stave from HMS Pinafore. Mister Kentish
- 10:01smiled without surprise. The common folk and the omnibus opposite were the common folk
- 10:07of an inveterate master. There was a matter for a homesick sigh and his
- 10:11hint of streaming streets, and Kentish thought he heard one as he held his
- 10:16breath. The page after that detained the reader some minutes. The illustrations proclaimed
- 10:24it an article on the New Savoy Opera, and Stingery confirmed the impression by
- 10:28humming more Pinafore. When he came to the end, Kentish left him at
- 10:35it and creeping away as silently as he had come, described a circle and
- 10:39came noisily on the bush Ranger from the front. The result was that Stingery
- 10:45was not startled into firing, but stopped the intruder at due distance with his
- 10:48revolver leveled across the open copy of Punch. I heard you singing Pinafore,
- 10:54cried Kentish cheerily. And I find you reading Punch. Now? Dare you
- 11:01find me? Demanded the bush ranger, black with passion, I thought you
- 11:05wouldn't mind. I'm perfectly innocuous, look and divesting himself with his shooting coat,
- 11:11he tossed it across the other's inspection. He wore neither weistcoat nor hip
- 11:16pocket, and his innocence of arms was manifest when he had turned round slowly
- 11:20where he stood. Now, may I not come a little nearer? Asked
- 11:24the honorable guy. No, keep your distance and tell me why you have
- 11:30come so far the truth, mind, or you'll be shot very well,
- 11:35said Kendish. They were dreadful people on the coach. Are they waiting for
- 11:39you, thundered Stingery. No, they've gone on and they think me mad,
- 11:45so you are. We shall see meanwhile, I prefer your company to
- 11:50theirs. Mean to enjoy it up to the moment of my murder. For
- 11:54an instant Stingaree seeming on the brink of a smile, and his dark face
- 11:58hardened, and he tapped the long barrel and rest between his knees. You
- 12:03may call it murder if you like, said he That will not prevent me
- 12:07from shooting you dead unless you speak the truth. You have come for something.
- 12:11What is it? May have told you already I was bored and disgusted.
- 12:16That is the truth, but not the whole truth, cried Stingery.
- 12:20You had some other reason. Kentish looked down without speaking. He heard the
- 12:26revolver cocked. Come let us have it, or I'll shoot you like the
- 12:28spy I believe you are. You may shoot me for telling you, said
- 12:33Kentish, with a quiet laugh and shrug. No I shall not, unless
- 12:39it turns out that you were ground baked for the police. That I am
- 12:43not, said Kentish, growing serious in his turn. But since you insist,
- 12:48I have come to persuade you to give up every one of these letters,
- 12:52which you have no earthly right to touch. Their eyes met stingerre is
- 12:56with the wider open and in an instant less stern. He dropped his revolver
- 13:03with a laugh, until its old place at his side. Mad Or saying
- 13:07said he, I shall be under the unpleasant necessity of leaving you rather securely
- 13:11tied to one of these trees. I don't believe you will returned Kentish without
- 13:18losing a shade of his rich coloring. But in any case, I suppose
- 13:22we may have a chat. Thirst I give you my word that you are
- 13:26safe from further intrusion, to the level best of my knowledge and belief.
- 13:30May I sit down instead of standing you? May we are a good many
- 13:35yards apart, you may reduce them by half. There, I thank you,
- 13:41said Kentysh, seating himself tailorwise with an arm's length of stingery spurs.
- 13:48Now, if you will feel in the breast pocket of my coat, you
- 13:50will find a case of very fine cigars. J. S. Maurius not
- 13:54too strong. I should be oddered if you will help yourself and throw me
- 13:58one. Stingerrey took the one and handed the case with no ungraceful acknowledgment to
- 14:05its owner. But before mister Kentish could return the courtesy by proffering his cigar
- 14:11cutter. The bush ranger had produced his rays of from a pocket of the
- 14:15white jacket and sliced off the end with that. So you shave every day
- 14:20in the wilds, remarked the other, handing his match box instead. And
- 14:24I gave it up on my voyage. No, I alter myself from time
- 14:30to time, said Stingery, as he struck a light. It must be
- 14:33a wonderful life. But Stingery lit up without a word, and Kentish had
- 14:39the wit to do the same. They smoked in silence for some minutes.
- 14:45A gray ash had grown on each cigar before Kentish demanded an opinion of the
- 14:48brand. Drly the truth, said Stingery. And I have smoked strong trash
- 14:54for so many years, and I can scarcely taste it. When he peered
- 15:00rather pathetically through his glass, didn't the same apply to punch? No,
- 15:05I have always read the papers when I could, said Stingery, and suddenly
- 15:09he was smiling. That's one reason why I make a specialty of sticking up
- 15:13the mail, he explained. Mister Kenish was not to be drawn into a
- 15:18second deliverance on the bush ranging career. Is it a good number, he
- 15:24asked, nodding toward the copy of Punch. The bush ranger picked it up.
- 15:28Good enough for me. What date ninth of December, nearly three months
- 15:33ago? I was in London, then, remarked Kentish, in a reflective
- 15:39tone. Really cried Stingery under his breath. His voice was as soft as
- 15:45the other's, but there was suppressed interest in his manner. His dark eyes
- 15:50were only less at light than the red cigar he took from his teeth as
- 15:52he spoke, and he held it like a connoisseur between finger and thumb.
- 15:56For all his ruined palliate, I was repeated, Kentish, I didn't sail
- 16:03to the middle of the month. Think you were in town till nearly Christmas.
- 16:08Stingery gazed, Enviously, you must be hard to realize, he added,
- 16:12in some haste, Other things, replied Kentish are harder. And I
- 16:18gather from the Punch cartoon that the new law courts are in use at last.
- 16:22I was at the opening, and you may have seen this opera that
- 16:26I have been reading about. Kindisch asked what it was, although he knew
- 16:32ill anthe rather I was there the first night the Deuce you were, cried
- 16:38Stingery, And for the next quarter of an hour, this armed scoundrel,
- 16:42the terror of a district as large as England and Wales, talked of nothing
- 16:47else to the man whom he was about to bind into a tree. Was
- 16:51the new opera equal to its predecessors? Which were the best numbers to punch
- 16:56to a justice? Or was there some jealousy in that rival hot bed of
- 16:59Whitton wisdom? Unfortunately, Guy Kenish had no ear for music, but he
- 17:03made a clear report of the plot, could repeat some of the Lord Chancellor's
- 17:07quips, and was in decided disagreement with the captious banter, from which he
- 17:12was given more than one extract and a default of one of the new years.
- 17:17Stingery rounded off the subject by dropping once more into For he might have
- 17:22been a Rusian, a French, or Turk, or Prohusian, or perhapsiity
- 17:30Lion, or perhapsidy Lion, But in spite of fore temptations to belong to
- 17:38other nations, he remains an Englishman. He remains any glish Man. I
- 17:51understand that might be said of both of us, remarked Kentish, looking the
- 17:55outlaw boldly in the eyes. But from all accounts. I should have thought
- 18:00you were out here before the days of Gilbert and Sullivan. So I was
- 18:03replied stingery, without frowned or hesitation, which you might have heard, that
- 18:08I am font of music any I can get my only opportunities as a rule,
- 18:15the bush ranger continued, smiling mischievously at a cigar, and go on
- 18:18the stations. I have occasion to visit from time to time. On one
- 18:22a good lady played and sang Pinafore of the Pirates of Penzance to me from
- 18:26dewy eve to dawn. I'm bound to say I sang some of it at
- 18:30sight myself, and I flatter myself. It helped to pass an embarrassing night
- 18:36rather pleasantly for all concerned. We had all hands on the place for our
- 18:40audience, And when I left, I was formerly presented with both scores,
- 18:44for I had simply called for horses, and horses were all I took.
- 18:48Only the other day I had the luck to confiscate a musical box which plays
- 18:52selections from the pirates. Ought to have had it with me in my swag,
- 19:00And even charming was the quiet voice, so evident the appreciation of the
- 19:03last inch of the cigar, which had thawed a frozen palet, and so
- 19:07conceivable a further softening that guy Kentish made bolder than before. He knew what
- 19:12he meant to do, he knew how he meant to do it. Yet
- 19:17it seemed just possible. There might be a gentle a way. You don't
- 19:22always take things. I believe, he hazarded, you mean after sticking up.
- 19:27Yes, generally, I fear it's the whole meaning of the act,
- 19:33confessed Stingery, still the dandy in turn and phrase. But there have been
- 19:37exceptions, exactly, quoth Kentish. Then there's going to be enough of this
- 19:41afternoon. Stingery hurled the stump of his cigar into the scrub without a word.
- 19:48The villain was born again, with his hard eyes, his harder mouth,
- 19:52his sinister scowl, his crag of a chin. So you come back
- 19:57to that, he cried harshly. I thought you had more sense. You
- 20:00will make me tie you up before your time. You may do exactly what
- 20:06you like, retorted kendysh a galling scorn in his unaltered voice. Only before
- 20:12you do it, bears will know who I am, My good sir,
- 20:18Do you suppose I care who you are, said Stingery with an angry laugh,
- 20:22and his anger is the rarest thing in all his annals. I am
- 20:27quite sure you don't, responded Kentish. But you mayors won't know my name,
- 20:33even though you have never heard it before, and he gave it with
- 20:36a touch of triumph, not for one moment to be confounded with a natural
- 20:40pride. The bush Ranger stared him steadily in the eyes. His hand had
- 20:45dropped once more upon the butt of his revolver. No, I never did
- 20:51hear it before, he said, I'm not surprised, replied the other I
- 20:56was a new member when you were turned out of the club. Stingery's hand
- 21:00closed, his eyes were terrible, and yet continued Kenich. The moment I
- 21:07saw you at close quarters in the road, I recognized you as Stingery,
- 21:12cried the Bushranger in a rich and vibrant note. Let the other name pass
- 21:17your lips even here, and it's the last word that ever will very well,
- 21:22said mister Kentish with his unaffected shrug. But you see, I know
- 21:27all about you. You're the only man who does in all Australia, exclaimed
- 21:33the outlaw hoarsely. At present. I sha'n't be the only man long,
- 21:38you will, said Stingarey through teeth and mustache, and he leaned over,
- 21:44revolver in hand. You'll be the only man ever, because instead of tying
- 21:48you up, I'm going to shoot you. Kentoch threw up his head in
- 21:52sharp contempt. What said he sitting? Stingarey sprang to his feet in a
- 22:00fury. No I have a brace, he cried, catching the pack horse.
- 22:04You shall have the other if it makes you happy, but you'll be
- 22:07a dead man all the same. I can handle these things, and I
- 22:08shall shoot to kill. Let us all up with you, said Kentish,
- 22:14rising slowly in his turn, All up with me? What the devil do
- 22:18you mean? Unless I am at a certain place by a certain time,
- 22:22with or without those letters that are not yours, another letter will be opened.
- 22:29Stingery's stare gradually changed into a smile, A little vague, said he.
- 22:34Don't you think it should be as plain as you please? The letter
- 22:38I mean, was scribbled on the coach before I got down. Twill only
- 22:42be opened if I don't return. It contains the name you can't bear to
- 22:47hear. There was a pause. The afternoon's sun was sinking with southern precipitancy,
- 22:55and Kentish had got his back to it by cool intent. He studied
- 22:59the play suppressed mortification and strenuous philosophy in the swarthy face warmed by the reddening
- 23:03light, and admired the arduous triumph of judgment over instinct, even as a
- 23:10certain admiration dawned through the monocle which insensibly focused his attention. I suppose,
- 23:17said Stingery. Suppose you return empty as you came, contemptuous kick sent a
- 23:22pack of letters spinning, I should feel under no obligation to keep your secret.
- 23:29Would you think I would trust you to keep it? Otherwise? If
- 23:33I gave you my word, said Kentish, I know you would. Stingery
- 23:37made no immediate answer, but he gazed in the sun flayed face without suspicion.
- 23:44You wouldn't give me your word, he said at last, Oh yes,
- 23:48I would. That you would die without letting that name pass your lips
- 23:52unless I died delirious with all my heart, I have as much respect for
- 23:57it as you as much, echoed the bushranger, in a strange blend of
- 24:03bitterness and obligation. But how could you explain the bags? How could you
- 24:07have taken them from me? Kent has shrugged once more. You left them.
- 24:14I found them. You were sleeping, but I was unarmed. You
- 24:18would lie like that to save my name and a man whom I remember perfectly.
- 24:25Stingery heard no more. He was down on his knees, collecting the
- 24:29letters into heaps and shoveling them into the bags. Even the copy of Punch
- 24:33and the loose wrapper went in with the rest. You can't carry them,
- 24:37he said, when none remained outside, I'll take them for you and dump
- 24:41them on the track. I have to pass the time till midnight. I
- 24:45can manage them in two journeys. But Stingery insisted, presently stood ready to
- 24:49mount his mare. You give me your word, Kentish, my word of
- 24:55honor. It is something to have one to give. I shall not come
- 24:59back this way. We shall have the clear corner police on our tracks by
- 25:03moonlight, and the more they have to choose from the better. So I
- 25:07must go. You have given me your word, you wouldn't care to give
- 25:11me. But his hand went out a little as he spoke, and Kentishes
- 25:15met at seven eighths of the way give this up. Man, it's a
- 25:18poor game. When all's said, do give it up, urged the man
- 25:22of the world, with the warmth of a lad come back to England.
- 25:26And but the hand he had detained was wrenched from his and in the pink
- 25:30sunset sifted through the pines, Stingery vaulted into his saddle with an oath.
- 25:36With a price on my skin, he cried, and galloped from the gully
- 25:41with a bitter laugh. And in the moonlight, sure enough came bobbing horsemen
- 25:45with fluttering puggarees and short tunics with silver buttons. But they saw nothing of
- 25:51the missing passenger, who had carried the bag some distance down the road,
- 25:55and had found them quite a comfortable couch and a certain box clump commanding a
- 25:59sufficient view of the road. Nevertheless, when the little coach came swaying on
- 26:03its leathern springs, its scarlet and animal stain black as ink in the moonshine,
- 26:07he was on the spot to stop it with uplifted arms. Don't shoot,
- 26:12he cried, I'm the passenger you'll put down this afternoon. The driver
- 26:18nearly tumbled from his perch. What about my mail bags? He recovered,
- 26:22himself enough to ask. But it was perfectly plain that the pretentiously intrepid passenger
- 26:27had been skulking all day in the scrub, scared by the terrors of the
- 26:32road. Dare in that clump, replied mister Kentish, And you can get
- 26:37them yourself, or send some one else for them, For I have carried
- 26:40them far enough that be blowed for a yarn, cried the driver forgetting his
- 26:47benefits in the virtuous indignation of the moment. I don't wonder at your thinking
- 26:52at one, returned the other mildly, for I never had such absolute luck
- 26:56in all my life, and he went on to amplify his first lie like
- 27:00a man. But when the bags were really back in the coach piled ruth
- 27:06high on those of the downward mail, then it was worse fun for guy
- 27:10Kentish outside than even he had anticipated. Question followed question, compliment, capped
- 27:15compliment, and a certain unsteady undercurrent of incredulity by no means lessened his embarrassment.
- 27:22Had he but told the truth, he felt he could have borne the
- 27:26praise, and indeed enjoyed it, for he'd done far better than anybody was
- 27:30likely to suppose, and already it was irritating to have to keep that circumstance
- 27:34a secret. Yet one thing he was able to say from his soul before
- 27:38the coach drew up at the next stage. You should have a spell here,
- 27:44the driver had suggested. Let me pick you up again on my way
- 27:47back. You'd soon lie hands on the bird himself. If you can put
- 27:49salt on as tail as you've done, and no one else can. We
- 27:53want a few more chums like you, I dare say, And the new
- 27:59charm's tone bore its own significance. You don't mean, cried the driver to
- 28:04go and tell me you will hurry home after this, only by the first
- 28:10steamer, said Guy Kentish, and he kept that word as well. End
- 28:15of chapter four