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Baby Goat Lamine Yamal I Before & After Ep: 86 · Draft Offsides Podcast

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  Yeah, I mean, it looks really good.
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  It looks. Really good, right?
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  It looks a lot better than new cameras.
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  My wife just rolled her eyes at me.
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  It's like any excuse to buy new toys, right?
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  Yeah, exactly. It's funny, I brought out my my
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  Pokémon cards. Oh yeah.
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  Did you get more? But this came from that pack, so
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  this. One well, that wasn't in the
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  same pack that you got. No, no, no.
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  So the one I got was the magneton which is right here
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  that looks. Well, but.
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  I like that jersey. Mate, I really like that one.
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  You said that's one's only worth $1.50.
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  Like 320, but then I got like that one.
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  These are the Japanese ones. So these ones cost a little bit
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  more. Michelle, don't worry about it.
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  That's cool. Yeah, I don't think she realized
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  when she married me. She married a nut.
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  Yeah, what are you going to? Do Hey, you know she's got a.
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  Chicken. Through sickness and in health
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  and incorrigible hobbies. Should I have the light on or
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  off? It looks good with the light.
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  Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
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  whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Oh no. Light, light, light on.
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  Yeah, you don't look shiny. It looks good.
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  I could also do this with the light.
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  I'm like blown away at the image quality all of a sudden it.
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  Looks so much power. See it changes the light color
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  type. Was this one better?
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  But you were fine with the first one.
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  I don't know what you're doing. This is more yellow.
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  The first one was more. White, I think that I think that
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  white is probably better, yeah. That one looks better.
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  All right, we'll go stop it. Now you.
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  Now you look like you've got. A red flush.
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  I don't know how I feel about Keith wearing in Argentina
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  jersey. Should I thought?
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  I thought that might bother you a little.
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  Bit I'm actually not happy I don't know about this.
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  Why? Because I don't like that team.
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  OK, what's wrong about? The team, I don't.
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  I don't necessarily like this TV there.
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  I love you. Where it is, I just have it.
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  So that's crazy. I'm kind of supporting my boy
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  Enzo Fernandez, you know? Thanks mate.
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  Another another great game from him.
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  My wife says Forza Barcelona. Forza is not a Spanish word.
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  Makes no sense. What?
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  Do you mean? Well, someone's a little stiff
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  after that. Madrid why are you?
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  Being a little bit salty, man, that's all.
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  He says that Forza is not a Spanish word.
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  Makes no sense. Yeah, well, he's also not
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  Spanish. What does that have to do with
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  anything I? Don't know, that sounded good.
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  I don't know what to tell you man.
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  It's the worst from Madrid team in the history of Real Madrid.
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  You know, isn't. Wait, could could you?
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  Are you going to deny it? You've even said this team isn't
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  as good as it should be. No.
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  No, no, you're actually like like just they didn't don't win
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  a trophy one year at the state of the.
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  World it is for them, no. It's it's crazy that everyone is
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  so accustomed to the Real Madrid winning everything like the last
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  few years that them not winning any trophy is the cause for
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  celebration. Everyone else I'm.
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  Not celebrating, I'm literally just telling.
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  You. I know the standards are higher,
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  but every team goes through this.
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  When you do a lot of winning, there's always a dipping.
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  I'm just saying stand on what you said before, right?
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  What did I say? You've said that the Champions
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  League is what? Real Madrid's competition.
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  You always brag about it. Stand on what?
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  You. Say, I mean, am I like you're
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  acting like I'm backing down on my words.
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  They are It is Real Madrid competition.
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  Let's. Let's not talk about it because
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  I you see, this isn't the Tico I don't like.
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  I enjoy it off a camera, but on camera it's not very.
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  Enjoyable. This is so ridiculous.
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  You guys bring up a topic I don't want to talk about and
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  then instead of talking about it, you guys are Oh no we don't
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  let's not talk about this has nothing to do with this.
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  Like I get attacked and get no chance to.
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  I can't wait for this short. Yeah, we don't need to talk
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  about this. I mean, there's not much to talk
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  about. It's kind of over, right?
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  But Madrid has nothing left to win this year have.
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  You heard what? Also, fans have been saying no.
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  I mean, you can't really take anything they're saying
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  seriously. Want to hear how absurd it is?
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  Sure. OK.
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  How? We broke every.
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  No, no, no, not about Real Madrid.
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  It's not about Real Madrid every time a Pope has done.
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  Oh, I've seen that, yeah. An English Premier League team
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  has won the Champs League. I saw it, yeah.
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  What about that, Matt? Do you know that octopus that
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  like successfully predicts like the World Cup and stuff?
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  Doesn't successful. I don't think it's successful.
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  It's like the dog that does the basketball thing and knocks it
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  in with. His head, doesn't it?
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  I was right. I don't think so, no.
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  I feel like those things like they just do they have like 12
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  dogs do it and then just the one that the correct one goes viral
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  you. Know.
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  Oh no. Right after the tournament, you
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  know. Oh, this guy.
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  It's crazy. Did you guys before I jumped on,
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  did you guys have a chance to praise my parlay?
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  No, we were. We're actually, I didn't get a
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  chance. I was going to try and scheme
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  with ends about ways to to to play in your downfall, but we we
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  didn't have enough time. We shouldn't.
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  We shouldn't have lied, trusted that Tottenham wasn't going to
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  lose. We should have just stopped.
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  Talking for $7.00. I know it.
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  Wasn't worth it, yeah, but still.
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  Honestly mate, I had the game on in my pocket because I was at
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  work where I was the final day of my store and I heard when I
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  heard the goal go in I went. Oh fuck, like when we when we
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  scored you? Scored too early, I.
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  Was scored and and my guards were like oh did they score?
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  And I was like, no, even. Worse, we did.
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  We did. We fucking poked the bear too
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  fucking early and that's fucking done off.
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  That that's so. Funny and.
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  Who assisted the goal matters, matters now.
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  So. So did you guys watch the Copa
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  del Rey final or you didn't? Yeah, yeah.
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  OK. So.
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  That was nuts, so I thought. This was the first gloss of this
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  year that we were the better side.
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  The first two or three we didn't deserve.
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  To those we were not the better side.
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  But after I don't. Know if you were the better side
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  in that game. The first half we got dominated,
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  couldn't get a pass out, but it's like after the halftime
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  when Mbappe came on, I thought second-half and extra 10 were
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  the better side. Courtois makes the mistake that
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  he never makes those types of mistakes, Very uncharacteristic
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  of him. And then the goal, both of them,
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  others I thought were great goals.
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  Not much, you know, Keeper could have done with it.
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  But the reason I want to talk about this is that was my
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  Saturday. It started at 12:00 and then
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  afterwards it was the Clipper game out of ESR.
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  They lost, they lost. I didn't care.
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  They lost in the last second on an airball show.
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  I know you've seen it. I know you've seen it.
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  So I went from other. They lost.
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  So you just write in from L to L, you know?
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  Like last minute. So from 12:00 to like 5:30 I was
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  just like. Getting emotionally pounded.
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  Do you not think that Boston were hard done by not getting at
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  least one of those penalties? Which kind of things?
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  I think the one at the back post on the corner, I think that
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  could have been a pen. I think if that goes to review,
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  it's probably called a pen. But it's like because they
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  didn't call it in the moment, it's just not going to be, it's
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  not going. To get happened OK my and my
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  second thing do we think lamina miles the second coming.
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  That's. Pretty good.
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  Too early. Well, well, too early.
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  OK, 17 years old. What has he done?
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  All right, all right, Julian Alvarez has won every single
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  trophy there is, including. So let's put Julian.
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  Yeah, let's turn on Julian Alvarez's the.
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  Speed on Julian Alvarez was never a key component of a team.
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  He was a key player, but not a key component.
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  I think I think OK, like there is there's something to be said
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  about let me e-mail because he's not just a really good for his
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  age, he's like really good for any composure.
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  He's like probably top three in the world right now.
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  He's not top three in the world. Let's not get carried away.
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  Who, I mean, I really don't know who you could put above him.
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  Like Bop is in this in the area, but like, it's not like he's had
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  this phenomenal season. So you're just talking about
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  being in four? I'm talking about just influence
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  in a game. Only scores in scores in big
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  games. Like it's like.
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  Let's let's go in for him. Luis Diaz, Morgan Rogers,
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  Mostala. Wait, what?
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  Yeah. He's what the fuck are you
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  calling? So why do you?
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  Do this, I don't know. There's just my players.
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  No, you, I know you were. Your players.
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  So what are your players? No, I'm just saying that like I
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  think that if they win, if Barcelona wins the Champions
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  League this year, I think he's going to, it's going to propel
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  him. To Balandor.
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  Not maybe not Balandura, but just like he's going to be in
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  that echelon that MAPE was where he's like, you know, like that
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  isn't. There, that's more important to
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  Barcelona right now. Rafina.
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  So look, Rafina, that's the other argument.
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  Rafina's had a great year if you if you think about then you go
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  over Harry Kane, who scored fucking sixty goals and 60 games
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  of what for Bayern Munich. But he ain't going to fucking
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  win the bound door, is he? Exactly.
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  Did. You guys see Lamina will win La
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  Liga. If they win La Liga, they've if
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  they win Champions League. Trouble and if you.
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  And they went. Did they do the?
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  Cobbledore and they won the I mean, I guess I was was that
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  last year that they won the. European, yeah, and, and he got
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  young player of the year. He's got, he's one.
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  Of the top players, I mean, I think, I think it's hard to
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  argue that he's not one of the top three to five best players
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  in the world, right? Now he's definitely going to be
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  on the podium out of the top three for Balandor.
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  I'm just saying, one year, how many times have we seen people
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  come on scene, have a great year and then they fall off?
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  What is the Balandor? What is it?
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  Why are we talking about the Balon Dior?
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  No one lets the Balon Dior. I'm just saying if you, if
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  you're. Talking about.
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  The Balon Dior because we spoke about who's who's the one of
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  the. Best players.
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  All right, so you think Rodger's the top three player in the
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  world? I never.
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  I don't think there was a point in my football watching thing
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  where Raji was playing and he was the top three player in the
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  world. So definitely you're going to do
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  it if you're going to be the Balon Dior.
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  You just you just hide anything connected to freaking.
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  Point no, no. If you.
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  If you it's. A good point.
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  You put up the Balon Dior, so I'm telling you that's your
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  standard. Well, that's my standard.
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  Yeah. Well, Roger, even the top ten
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  player at any time in football. That's my standard for his
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  position. He's the top.
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  Position. Don't know my position.
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  He spent 50 fab on him, he's gone on the best defensive
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  fields in the world and he and he and he won.
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  Back on Enzo side. Back on Enzo side on this one.
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  Why are we talking seriously? Let's talk about real quick
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  Bundesliga fuck, what do we talk about?
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  But Harry Kane got suspended for the next match is when they're
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  going to win the championship. So.
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  It's like the jokes keep writing themselves, but.
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  He's gonna win the trophy, but he's not really gonna.
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  He's not. Gonna be there and I think in
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  Bundesliga they get the trophy like the day of right If they
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  win it, they get it the same day so he's not he'll.
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  Be in the He'll come out, he'll come.
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  Up the. Yeah, but.
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  Do you think? Here's the question, do you
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  think he'll wear a cat or you think he'll be like in street
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  class? I think.
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  He'll be in street training gear like he'll be on, like, you
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  know, you have to. Wear sound like that.
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  Oh, probably with like, his shirt.
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  Not his shirt. He has to be wearing the kit
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  though for the picture, you know what I mean?
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  That's. What?
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  I mean like, but yeah, you're going to dress that you're going
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  to play even though you're not. He's going to.
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  Be a full kit wanker, that's what he's going to.
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  Go full kit, full kit wanker. All right, should we going to do
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  it? Yeah, let's go all.
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  Right. Hello and welcome to episode 86
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  of Draft Offsides. My name is Keith, I'm with Tico
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  Enzo, and we will see you next week.
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  Follow us at Draft Offsides everywhere.
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  Boom, cool man. This is either season.
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  I'm ready. How we how we feel about Leeds
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  coming up. I kind of, I've kind of been
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  watching when they play, like they play the last two Mondays,
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  I think, and I work from home on Mondays.
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  So it's kind of, you know what it's.
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  Kind of fun. You know, The only thing I'm
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  concerned with is that I've because I've watched a few
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  championship games too and the teams under the games are really
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  good and they look really good. But as soon as they come up.
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  I know, yeah. How's the championship?
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  So the first place comes up and then there's a tournament.
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  First two first. Two, then the the next four are
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  playoffs. Playoffs and one gets 2.
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  We don't want cheer filled up again.
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  Burnley and Leeds are Burnley's coming back.
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  Great. Leeds is coming back so I I
• 11:42
  think it'd be kind of fun to see have commentary Coventry come.
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  Yeah, I haven't seen them in the league, you know.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be fun. And then you know who, like
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  secretly I really am hoping for because it's a team that I used
• 11:53
  to love when I was younger is Blackburn has been, has won like
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  four in a row. And they're like, they're like,
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  they're like, if they win and like 2 teams lose, like no wall
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  and someone else, if they both lose, then they have a chance
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  to, they have a chance to do it. So that would be really fun.
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  The Blackburn is like awesome. They go on.
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  Talking. Too they I love their cat.
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  It's a very nice cat. A Blackburn.
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  If Blackburn comes up, I'm getting a cat.
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  I like doing that thing where like you go back like I don't
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  know, like 1520 years and it'll pull up the table and just see
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  the clubs that are in the EPL. It's.
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  Nuts man Like Barnsley fucking Bradford.
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  So who? Who else is on this list?
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  What'd you say? Wilton Town is 21st.
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  Yeah, they they've. They've really dropped they I
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  guess there's been a lot of hate for the owner and stuff like he
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  didn't sell a couple of guys when they were had value like
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  that. Remember that striker they had
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  like out of bio or something? Yeah, like they didn't sell him
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  and I guess they could have gotten like 10 mil for him.
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  And then there's a then they bought a few guys that didn't
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  work out. It's sad.
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  But back on the promotion, I think I'd be, I'd love to see
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  Sunderland, Bristol City, Coventry.
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  I don't really want to see Sheffield.
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  No, I don't want to see. It'd be cool to see Millwall
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  because Millwall and Chelsea are crazy rivals, right?
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  Yeah, like scary. Like London?
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  Not even like football rivals, more like firm rivals.
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  Yeah. So Millwall, like Millwall has,
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  Millwall is one of the gnarliest firms in all of the UK.
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  It's like one of the gnarliest like gangs.
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  So that'd be kind of fun to see them.
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  Up 1880. Five, it seems like you're
• 13:18
  promoting violence, Keith. Hi there a little bit sitting in
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  this well. I know Chelsea only as why, you
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  know. You ever heard of a Chelsea
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  brick? No, it's a Chelsea brick.
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  They fucking just wrap up a newspaper real hard and fold in
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  half and they use that as a fucking weapon.
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  Have you heard of a Chelsea smile?
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  No, it's just a smile. Stick a fucking credit card on
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  your mouth and punch her. Have you ever got into those
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  like hooligan fights back when you were a little lad?
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  And all young. And I lived in enemy territory
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  my whole fucking life. I lived in luck.
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  I lived right next to Harbury. I lived in Islington and I moved
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  and then they moved and I lived right next to fucking in the
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  Emirates. I'm so upset I didn't go to
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  Harbury when I was in London. I didn't know, like we forgot
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  they built it into like an apartment complex.
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  I thought it'd be pretty cool to go look out, check it out, the
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  history and all that. Stuff get arrested for
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  trespassing sounds. Great in Real Madrid, you know
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  the Family Guy episode must crush capitalism punching in the
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  wall and. You're an idiot.
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  All right, Champions League coming up, guys.
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  What do you want? To kiss you.
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  Man, I actually it's the first games at the Emirates.
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  Yes. No, it's tomorrow.
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  It is. It's at the Emirates.
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  Yeah, I think it's going to be a 11.
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  And you? Think so.
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  I think, yeah. I think it's going to be a tough
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  game for both teams. They're both forming the
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  Champions League right now, but I think who honestly, whoever
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  wins out of interim Barcelona and they win the whole thing.
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  Championship finals are a little different.
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  It's one. Game OK.
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  PHG lost their first match in League One this past weekend,
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  so. Oh, they did finally lose a
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  match, huh? Oh, what a jog they were going
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  to be. They're potentially going.
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  To be in the middle, yeah. I think that if Arsenal doesn't
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  win, they're going to, it's going to be really hard for them
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  to be go to PSG and get any sort of result, I think.
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  I think they need to win this game.
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  I don't, I don't know if they will, but I think I think that
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  probably was what it would take. Inter also got spanked and
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  Barcelona's coming off of that game they played.
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  Beautiful couple Delray win. Yeah.
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  Extra time, no Lewandowski. So I think that's going to be a
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  difficult game for them. Yeah, but.
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  They got luminium. So I just like I'm looking at
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  games and tomorrow at 9:30 AM is the AFC Champions League Elite
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  semi final, which is the it's all her law versus Allah he'll
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  so it's. What the fuck?
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  Is it's Metrovic Mitrovic and Nevez and Malik Kasarovic,
• 15:44
  Sarik, you know, like all the Saudi guys that we were just
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  talking about. And then all her Leo is Ivan
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  Tony. Kind of funny, you know?
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  All former podcast favorites. Yeah, all five more podcast
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  favorites. I miss Mitrovic.
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  I do too, I really do. He was such a character.
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  We needed him to go, so all he meant us to.
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  So he could become a thing. Yeah.
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  Flourish. That's true.
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  So yeah, when are we ready to celebrate my season?
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  After it's official. When it's when it's official.
• 16:13
  I'm going to close the window keep.
• 16:14
  Are you going to get a speech? Did I give a speech last year?
• 16:18
  I mean, no, Thomas. Yeah, but I want a speech.
• 16:22
  OK, I'll lift something up for you, for you, but.
• 16:24
  Not ChatGPT. No, I would never.
• 16:27
  OK. All right.
• 16:29
  Have a good one guys. Catch that, boys.