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FULL SHOW: Megan turns 40! · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This Jon would be in podcast. Hey, that's us broad
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  Speaker 1: to you by Hello Fresh the Experts and Tastes that
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  Speaker 1: Kiwis loved. Good morning. It's good to be back with
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  Speaker 1: you guys. If you missed it, we probably didn't miss
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  Speaker 1: it this. To be honest, you guys have been banging
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  Speaker 1: on about it for a couple of days. I'll be
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  Speaker 1: banging on about it as well. Had two weeks away
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  Speaker 1: visiting family in America, and then where's America? It's the USA.
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  Speaker 2: US.
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  Speaker 3: Every time you mentioned this, my friends know the consequences.
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  Speaker 1: And then at the end we went to fly home
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  Speaker 1: or already to go to the airport, and then the
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  Speaker 1: global IT outage hit, and that meant the airline that
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  Speaker 1: we were flying on things went great for them. They
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  Speaker 1: had to cancel a whole lot of flights, that lay
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  Speaker 1: a whole lot of flights, and four days later we
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  Speaker 1: eventually got home, but not through It was of a
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  Speaker 1: wild time through a lot of airports and a lot
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  Speaker 1: of the United States.
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  Speaker 3: I honestly thought we were talking well, I think we've
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  Speaker 3: lost them to America. We'll pop up on Fox News
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  Speaker 3: as some sort of political commentator or something.
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  Speaker 1: Tell you what when things are under the pump, and
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  Speaker 1: you feel for a lot of people because people are
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  Speaker 1: trying to get you know, big big events, and you
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  Speaker 1: know it's sut to I had commitments and so did
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  Speaker 1: the family here, but nothing to the scale of you know,
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  Speaker 1: winnings and funerals and things like that. But you see
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  Speaker 1: the best and we're we're probably actually just the worst
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  Speaker 1: of humanity, you know, people just so angry, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and the poor airport stuff. It's not their fault, these
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  Speaker 1: long lines and people are yelling at them, and people
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  Speaker 1: like you get people, sir, you're gonna have to stand back.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to call security. Stand back.
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  Speaker 3: This is really good to get quite heated.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's one flight. We got on stand by
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  Speaker 1: and they're like, well it's full, but we'll get on
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  Speaker 1: stand by. There were forty other people on standby.
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  Speaker 3: And you got it.
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  Speaker 1: We got it. Just so sir, you don't know that
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  Speaker 1: you can come forward the rest of you kick them off,
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  Speaker 1: make kick them off. It will take us.
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  Speaker 4: Did you do you ever feel bad? Like were the
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  Speaker 4: people going around telling their sob stories and why they
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  Speaker 4: needed the seat more than.
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  Speaker 1: You or everyone was trying to get connected flights. We're
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  Speaker 1: trying to get together. They're like, yeah, you're so used.
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  Speaker 3: You're like, I'll kill a man. I will kill a
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  Speaker 3: man to get on this plate. No, he's like, it
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  Speaker 3: didn't seem like.
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  Speaker 1: True.
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  Speaker 3: It happened on Friday.
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  Speaker 4: I boss did look at flights and he's like, there's
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  Speaker 4: a direct flight on Monday from from Orlando.
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  Speaker 3: You know what did you like the welcoming committee.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so when I came, I came into the airport
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  Speaker 1: twenty four hours of you know, delayed flights, canceled flights.
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  Speaker 1: Four days later, you guys have been arranged a bit
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  Speaker 1: of an inter crowd for me. A couple of Hits
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  Speaker 1: promo people produce, a tailor produced a grace for there
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  Speaker 1: as well, making a lot of noise when I got it.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you like to call your fans the boys
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  Speaker 3: and berries. They obviously turned out and forced this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean there was two three people, but great, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: that's all I can really hard for these days. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like I feel like an athlete coming home from
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  Speaker 1: a sports cormat. Maybe one of them do so well.
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  Speaker 1: So we got a couple of people. Yeah, so that
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  Speaker 1: was yesterday to welcome me at the airport with signs
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  Speaker 1: like about my press plastic surgery procedure and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it does look great.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't had a plastic surgery procedure. Wonderful, done fast, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: four days. That's why you have to wait for the
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  Speaker 1: bruising the swelling to come.
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  Speaker 4: Did you get your they get refund. I didn't do
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  Speaker 4: a good job.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 6: Hey.
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  Speaker 3: Now it's a big of being voices back in the
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  Speaker 3: fold today and also a big day too for a
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  Speaker 3: Megan Purpose celebrating your forty ninth birthdays birthday. We're going
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  Speaker 3: to be talking more about. This is the the morning.
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  Speaker 2: Goes back to the heads that John and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Big day to day for the show. Well one person
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  Speaker 3: of the show in particular, Megan Purpose, Happy birthday birthday.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, you have to work this morning, and you know
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  Speaker 1: it's a big birthday. It's a big land mate birthday
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  Speaker 1: for your back. We didn't know. I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: much you wanted to screen from the rooftops. Your age.
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  Speaker 1: That's fine. I'm the same and you're right at work.
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  Speaker 1: And it wasn't us that did this.
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  Speaker 4: I because i'd see to your run. I'm by with
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to embrace it forty like you know, whatever
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  Speaker 4: and then when I got to work, I got out
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  Speaker 4: of the lifts and there's a huge billboard, like multiple screens.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how big that is. It's very big.
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  Speaker 3: That's so I'd call that a five by three.
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  Speaker 1: By three. I don't know, but it's very big and
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  Speaker 1: it's huge screen. Happy fortieth Megan.
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  Speaker 4: With my face on it.
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 4: There is a lot of people that work in this building.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we all know how old you're going to be today,
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  Speaker 3: or maybe they think it's a prank.
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  Speaker 1: So and you're like, I've said forty when you're thirty.
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  Speaker 4: I know. I hope that's the vibe.
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  Speaker 3: Because usually two on that screen there's a rotation of
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  Speaker 3: you know, various things that are happening in the company.
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  Speaker 3: But this is all Megan all day. It's not on
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  Speaker 3: rotate baby.
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  Speaker 4: Also, I feel bad because people have birthdays in this
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  Speaker 4: building every day. Everyone's going to walk in and be like.
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  Speaker 2: What get that.
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  Speaker 3: Accounts?
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  Speaker 1: I haven't you Now I'm looking online about things you
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  Speaker 1: can potitially expects, you know, when you hit your forties,
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  Speaker 1: and I want to know if you know, I am John,
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  Speaker 1: You've got some of these as well, If you have
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  Speaker 1: some of these things that you're already doing like first one,
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  Speaker 1: are you moving your phone away from your face to read?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: He knows.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I see that one pop up a few times
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  Speaker 1: as well.
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  Speaker 4: I just started doing this.
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  Speaker 1: It's beginning while you want into a room.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like Mumbraine. I started doing that when I
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  Speaker 4: was first pregnant and never got it back. You walk
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  Speaker 4: into the kitchen and you're like, oh nuts.
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  Speaker 1: So you're already do it. So it's not too many
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  Speaker 1: things to look forward to. I guess I appreciate when
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  Speaker 1: someone canceled, cancels their plans.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but that was like happening a late twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so heavy. When a night outs canceled, you know
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  Speaker 3: you're going to It's quite humbling too when someone who's
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  Speaker 3: younger than you refers to yours. Look after the nice
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  Speaker 3: gentleman or look after the lovely lady. You're going to
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  Speaker 3: be a lovely lady. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I hate it when people call me a lady. I'm like, lady,
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  Speaker 4: Wait what you get.
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  Speaker 3: Your professional you're a very fashionable as well.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks.
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  Speaker 3: Now, slowly, over this decade, you're going to start to
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  Speaker 3: favor comfort over fashion. I don't think you williness of
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  Speaker 3: a pand is going to become more important than sil
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  Speaker 3: I would.
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  Speaker 4: Like to pledge now I'm going to be fifty and
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  Speaker 4: still wearing like Sabrina Carpenter heels.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, stuff it you say that. Now there's going to
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  Speaker 3: be some sensible flats from the warehouse.
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  Speaker 1: You get a loose sight of what's cool and get
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  Speaker 1: young people to help you with technology.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm already asking like our gen Za on
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  Speaker 4: the show Grace producer Grace, to help me with like
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  Speaker 4: is this cool? Should I be doing this?
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  Speaker 3: Don't worry. Soon you're going to just start judging it.
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  Speaker 3: So you just start judging your generation.
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  Speaker 1: It's already happening. We've got a big morning this morning,
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  Speaker 1: spinning it with you as well before seven o'clock because
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  Speaker 1: you were a bit guarded this morning that Andrew, your
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  Speaker 1: lovely husband, didn't actually wake up this morning.
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  Speaker 4: I do leave early, but I thought for once he
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  Speaker 4: would set his alarm and be like, happy birthday later
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  Speaker 4: this afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: It's not like a thirty sixth or something. This is
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  Speaker 3: a this is a poignant birthday. And you can tell
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  Speaker 3: because we've got a billboard, giant digital billboard.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry Tanya from account, it's speaking sat today.
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  Speaker 2: The Heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Now, Megan, happy birthday, your fortieth today. I was greeted
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  Speaker 3: first thing in the morning with a giant digital billboard
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  Speaker 3: inside the building here.
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  Speaker 4: Still up there. I'm waiting for that to go away.
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  Speaker 3: It's not a rotate today. And I did ask you, Andrew,
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  Speaker 3: your doting husband, your loving husband. You guys have got
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  Speaker 3: her disturbingly healthy relationship. And I said, did he wake
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  Speaker 3: up and wish your heavy birthday? You said no.
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  Speaker 4: I honestly thought this morning he was going to sit
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  Speaker 4: an alarm and be like that would be the vibe
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  Speaker 4: of us and be like morning, you know, and go
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  Speaker 4: back to bed. But no alarm.
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  Speaker 1: I left and he was cold.
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  Speaker 3: The only people who have wished your heavy birthday other people.
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  Speaker 4: Here, colleagues.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so we need to call Andrew right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's early in the morning, but let's call him and
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  Speaker 1: find out why he didn't do anything.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, he's up, he's up, He's adam, he's up now, Andrew, Andrew.
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  Speaker 10: Good morning, Good morning, the pleasure.
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  Speaker 3: Is there anything you've forgotten to do this morning?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, well it's Meghan's birthday.
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  Speaker 4: Oh thanks.
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  Speaker 3: When Meghan got and we said, you know, did Andrew
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  Speaker 3: sit his alarm, wake up and give you a happy birthday, darling?
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  Speaker 1: Sweetheart?
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  Speaker 3: Snuoghems and no, she gets off it.
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  Speaker 10: Like what time do you know?
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  Speaker 2: Like four?
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm gone by three forty five.
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  Speaker 1: You're asleep the middle of the night.
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  Speaker 10: Absolutely, I've got to get up and look after kids.
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  Speaker 4: You've got the day off today. When I woke up,
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  Speaker 4: I was like, he's definitely set his alarm so he
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  Speaker 4: can be like, Oh, I love you, have a good day.
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  Speaker 1: Nope, it's the first time I've heard any cracks in
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  Speaker 1: this relationship, this rock solid relationship that I thought was perfect.
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  Speaker 10: We will rebel.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a lot of huge cracks, just little little.
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  Speaker 10: Start to spread.
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  Speaker 3: And now, what do you want to say to me,
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  Speaker 3: and Andrew?
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  Speaker 10: Oh, happy birthday, babe. I'm incredibly proud of you. I
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  Speaker 10: love you so much, honestly, I you know, it's been
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  Speaker 10: it's been like we've we've done a lot together. We've
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  Speaker 10: we've had like, what is it twelve years now, and
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  Speaker 10: I've seen ups and downs and and you're an incredible
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  Speaker 10: strong woman and there's no one else that I would
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  Speaker 10: rather do this life with you, that I would do
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  Speaker 10: this life with happy birthday, my love.
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  Speaker 4: You give Andrew an and he'll take your mind. You
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  Speaker 4: just wanted him to say happy birthday.
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  Speaker 1: He's got some noble gaps and he's plastered over the cracks.
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  Speaker 3: For a first early morning wake up call.
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  Speaker 1: That was wow.
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  Speaker 3: That was remarkable.
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  Speaker 10: Always been what have you guys got plans today? Because
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  Speaker 10: that you've got a very special woman then you you're
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  Speaker 10: sharing her, have you guys.
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  Speaker 4: Got I was just trying to make up as alarm
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  Speaker 4: and stick.
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  Speaker 1: Around after seven o'clock. Alright out exactly what stuff we've
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  Speaker 1: got planned? You asked us about stuff Andrew.
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  Speaker 2: With the heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Olympic games in Paris. Well, the only ceremony is a
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  Speaker 1: couple of days away. But a few sports have already started.
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  Speaker 3: Are they the borings?
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  Speaker 8: You know?
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  Speaker 3: The sports are like, oh, you guys aren't proper? Sports
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  Speaker 3: will just get you out of the way, or what's
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  Speaker 3: going on? The schedules too?
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  Speaker 1: For I'll say, what sports have started? You tell me?
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  Speaker 1: Tell me.
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  Speaker 3: I'll give it about rugby sevens.
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  Speaker 4: That niche niche one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so what do you want to say to that one?
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  Speaker 3: I would say to us, it's a lot to the world.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe not as.
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  Speaker 1: Much football football, you know football, they're kicking off early.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because there's a lot to get because it
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  Speaker 4: goes for weeks.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, but anyway, so it sounds like someone's
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  Speaker 3: blue and blown out the bloody spreeing sheet.
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  Speaker 1: All black sevens already started. They had a big one
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  Speaker 1: over Japan, and then the Oli Whites and the men's football.
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  Speaker 1: So that's under twenty three for men in the Olympics,
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  Speaker 1: which is but then for the females it's not under
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  Speaker 1: not age shaming anyone, but it's not.
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  Speaker 3: Just definitely that's named an aged and said were sports.
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  Speaker 1: Some sports are different, like boxing you can't have professionals
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  Speaker 1: and things like that.
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  Speaker 3: Hasn't it changed?
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  Speaker 1: I think it might have changed now.
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  Speaker 3: And then they add a new sport every every Olympics.
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  Speaker 3: So if you're hold I feel can I be honest,
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  Speaker 3: I'm petrified of even saying the word Olympics because we've
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  Speaker 3: just been sent this email of what we can and
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  Speaker 3: can't do around the Olympics, and can we even say Olympics.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can say the word Olympics.
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  Speaker 3: About the Olympics.
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  Speaker 1: There's a big, a big sports thing are going on.
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  Speaker 3: The Olympics.
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  Speaker 1: The os I like the Ocemics. That sounds good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but yeah, you're right. Sports new sports every year. Back
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  Speaker 1: in the day, they used to have hot air ballooning
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  Speaker 1: and tug of war some of the some of the
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  Speaker 1: sports hotty ballooning seems like.
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  Speaker 3: A wild what to have, Like if you can do
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  Speaker 3: a sport at a school fear a tug of war,
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  Speaker 3: there shouldn't be in the Olympics. I was reading two
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  Speaker 3: years today. Very interesting fact. Fun fact. Do you know
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  Speaker 3: the passing of the torch which Snoop Dogg is bringing
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  Speaker 3: the Olympic torch. He's one of the people right into
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  Speaker 3: the stadium. So it's going all around the world. In
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  Speaker 3: fun fact, here the torch, the torch passing ceremony invented
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  Speaker 3: by the Nazis.
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  Speaker 1: Came up with.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, you know what, we need to spread the
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  Speaker 3: good word of the Nazis around the world. So he
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  Speaker 3: invented this torch, got a German engineer to make the torch.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, don't fire that around the world.
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  Speaker 1: Get to run it around the wind from the Greek
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  Speaker 1: back in the day, from the Greek Olympics. So but
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Yeah, there were going the.
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  Speaker 4: Olympic torch didn't exist before.
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  Speaker 1: Well maybe it did. Maybe it did, but not until
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  Speaker 1: what you're saying, not the passing of the passing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we can thank it all for the thank him for
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  Speaker 1: anything we think of the to he invented it.
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  Speaker 4: No, probably wasn't his idea.
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  Speaker 1: Who has been you know, really unwell of like this.
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  Speaker 1: Rumors that she may be performing and coming out of
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  Speaker 1: illness to perform in the opening ceremony, so that'd be amazing.
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  Speaker 3: You wouldn't think Hitler for her being there?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, tell you what makes me nervous every
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  Speaker 1: time you say that. I don't even want to say
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  Speaker 1: that name.
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  Speaker 11: I'd rather because the Olympics all day like talking about
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  Speaker 11: it's history, horrific history, fact, cantagnal history.
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  Speaker 1: Baby, Well you can't know, but we can he can.
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  Speaker 12: He the Hits that Jonathan Ben podcast, the wonderful team
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  Speaker 12: here at the Hits has put something together for you. Ah,
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  Speaker 12: it's a tear jerking audio montage is that.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see how that goes, But here we go. He's
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  Speaker 1: a couple of people wanted to wish you a very
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  Speaker 1: happy birthday today. Hey Meghan, happy birthday. We love you,
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  Speaker 1: not love you like you and Andrew love each other,
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  Speaker 1: that disgustingly cute, vomit inducing relationship that you guys have,
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  Speaker 1: and more, I love you like you love pot Formula
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  Speaker 1: one drivers actually know that that's about weird anyway, It's
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  Speaker 1: been so great hanging out with you more over these
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  Speaker 1: past few months, getting to know you more, becoming more mates,
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  Speaker 1: and it's been really awesome. We appreciate everything that you
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  Speaker 1: bring to the show, including your high fashion sense and
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  Speaker 1: the fact that you lie about playing like fifty two
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  Speaker 1: thousand sports growing up. Can't wait to celebrate with you.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great day, mate.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, Meghan John o'priy here.
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  Speaker 7: You will know me from sitting opposite you right now
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  Speaker 7: in the radio studio. Welcome to your forties, a bleak
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  Speaker 7: decade where you question your existence and ask yourself where
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  Speaker 7: did it all go so wrong?
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  Speaker 1: But we're not here to focus on the negative today.
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  Speaker 6: We here to celebrate your fortieth and happy birthday to
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  Speaker 6: such a wonderfully kind, caring, calming being.
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  Speaker 3: Also, you're slightly.
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  Speaker 6: Weezy, quite weird at times with your asthma, but we
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  Speaker 6: ignore that. And also you're secondingly in love with your
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  Speaker 6: husband Andrew that's not a negative. We're just jealous of
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  Speaker 6: how I love you to our Happy birthday, mate.
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  Speaker 7: It is a joy to have you on the show
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  Speaker 7: and work with you every morning.
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  Speaker 3: I tell you what better myself. We wouldn't want to
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: wake up with any other woman. Don't say anything to
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: our wives.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, my queen. I hope that you're having the
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: best day. Very lucky that I get to call you
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: my best friends.
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: And I love you very much. And I hope that
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: that rash has got itself sorted out anyway, have the
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: best day ever.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: A beastie.
• 15:40
  Speaker 13: It's mummy's birthday.
• 15:42
  Speaker 9: Would you like to say anything to mommy?
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, happy birthday?
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: And what do you love most about mummy?
• 15:48
  Speaker 9: Oh? Playday?
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: Love blue? What do you love most about mummies cooking?
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: What's your favorite thing that she makes?
• 15:56
  Speaker 9: Past day? I love you mommy? A happy bird? Thank
• 16:02
  Speaker 9: And what about you?
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Aya?
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: Do you want to say?
• 16:04
  Speaker 9: Happy birthday mommy? Hey? One more time, Happy birthday mommy, Mammy?
• 16:16
  Speaker 12: So I love.
• 16:17
  Speaker 9: You, So.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: I love you?
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Oh? Why?
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: Oh bye?
• 16:23
  Speaker 9: Mammy?
• 16:32
  Speaker 13: Hey my sweetie pie, it's your husband here. I just
• 16:35
  Speaker 13: want to wish you the happiest of birthdays, for you're
• 16:38
  Speaker 13: such a milestone, and I'm so incredibly proud of you
• 16:41
  Speaker 13: and everything you've achieved. I've been absolutely spoiled sharing the
• 16:45
  Speaker 13: last twelve years with you, and I can't wait to
• 16:48
  Speaker 13: keep spending more time with you. Not to make this
• 16:51
  Speaker 13: about you being a mother, but one of the most
• 16:53
  Speaker 13: exciting things to me is that our children don't even
• 16:57
  Speaker 13: know yet how special you really are and how lucky
• 17:00
  Speaker 13: they are to have you.
• 17:01
  Speaker 9: In their lives.
• 17:02
  Speaker 13: And I live for the day when they're older and
• 17:04
  Speaker 13: they understand better and they get to see you in
• 17:07
  Speaker 13: action and see what an absolute boss their mother really is.
• 17:12
  Speaker 13: I have the best birthday. I love May you forever.
• 17:16
  Speaker 13: The idd at the liquor store and I love.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: You ruined me. Can I just say it's very self
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: indulgent this morning, so I appreciate everyone having to go
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: through that, but like, I just want to say thank you.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: This is the nicest group of people I've ever worked with,
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: and they have treated me so kind and I've had
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: a journey over the past few years and I just
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: really appreciate the Hits team. You're a bunch of absolute gems.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: And yeah, I feel very privileged to be here.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Thank you, to have you here.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: Pastor yogurt I, Oh, we could take out.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: McDonald's or something.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: The Heads That John and Ben Podcast the first.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Show this week. The three of us back in the
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: studio together after a few travel complications and canceled flights
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: meant that I couldn't get back from a family holiday
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: visiting family in America, and.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: We welcomed you home at the airport with a committee
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: of fans, the Ben Boys, the Boys, and Berry's the
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: official fan. There must have been there must have been
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: a joyous occasion coming through the arrivals gate.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bamboozo with me. I did not think it was
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: for me. A whole lot of yelling and screaming and
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: then signs saying congratulations on your plastic surgery and things
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: like that, welcome me. It was a lovely welcome home
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: after all, you know, four days of trying to get
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: back home.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Ben's Brazilian, but lift, Yeah, it's looking good.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: You know, it's uncomfortable to sit down, but it's definitely.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Worth Now are those Brazilians sitting down.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Now? I ran, you know, a lot going on in America,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: not just all the travel delays that seemed to be
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: that they seem to be experiencing. But you know, obviously
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: all this politics that's going on with Donald Trump, assassination attempt,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Joe Biden stepping down, Carmala Harris taking over from him
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: by the looks of it as well. And I spoke
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: to a cab driver who said he wasn't big on politics.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: He was taking me from the airport in Florida, but
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: he seemed to he was quite big on politics. He
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: was really interesting to chat and he had a gift
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: for you, John, I have listen, okay, talking about politics
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: in America, big news yesterday, Joe Biden.
• 19:29
  Speaker 9: Yes, sir, Well it's long overdue.
• 19:31
  Speaker 14: He's lost it upstairs, and that's not good for America.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: So you reckon drinking. Trump's gonna take it out again.
• 19:39
  Speaker 9: Well, he's got a great shot at it.
• 19:41
  Speaker 14: It just said people got to start voting on policy
• 19:45
  Speaker 14: and not personality.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I've seen a lot of merchandise
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: here in Orlando. You know, go to Disney, you go
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: to Universal Studios. But Trumps he's got a lot of
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: merchandise as well.
• 19:55
  Speaker 9: Yes, sorry, he's the man here. I'm going to give
• 19:57
  Speaker 9: you a souvenir to go home with.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: What's that?
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: What's that?
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Super here.
• 20:01
  Speaker 9: Oh, there you go, and it didn't even cost your dime.
• 20:04
  Speaker 9: I put those on the gas pumps.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's a it's a sticker. I'll give this to
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: my friend John. Oh it's it's miss Me Yet, a
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: sticker of Donald Trump.
• 20:13
  Speaker 9: This is I'm right next to the praise of gas
• 20:15
  Speaker 9: when I pumped out.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: All right, okay, all right, So so will Trump get
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: the gas down?
• 20:19
  Speaker 8: Willie?
• 20:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I was paying hundred two dollars a gallon when
• 20:22
  Speaker 9: he was president.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, there we go, John, I'm bringing home a
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: sticker for you that says miss me Yet, with Donald
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Trump's face on it, and he's smiling and pointing. Well,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: he also gave me one of these as well, the
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: T twenty twenty four Return to Greatness stick out a.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Stick as well for a guy who's not into politics
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: or Donald Trump, maybe he's into stickers.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Maybe he's in a lot of parapherne.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: You're here getting anyone else on the show. There's some
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: nerds clusters and some eminems as well. Thank you as well.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: Hell now, thank you for this Trump merch because I
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: did ask for a mega hit, but he wasn't too
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: confident going into the megahatshop.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I don't want to put even if there's all that
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: you can buy it, you can buy by it and
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: stuffy by Trump's. I was like, I don't want to
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: spend money, especially American dollars on Trump.
• 21:06
  Speaker 8: Thank you?
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: Should I put this Trump No. Twenty twenty four Return
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: to Greatness. No sticker in the studio.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: It's sticking onto someone's current works.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: Stick it on our bosses car.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: See So yeah, yeah, that is brilliant.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Put something home for someone listening right now. Now it's
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: in the box here in the studio.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Okay. It's not making much noise in the box.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: It's just only let it in the box. I think
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: like it's falling somewhere in the box. So here you go.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: But if you can guess what it is, you can
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: win it. That's not super expensive. But I thought, right
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: now and one hundred.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Hats you can there's something in this we're hearing a sound,
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: but it's a secret.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, and so we have to guess what.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: It wouldn't.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: So what people have to call one hundred heads and
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: guess what the the prisoners and then they win us.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Can you shake it again? Can I ask some questions?
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Has a goten expiry date. No, so it's not Joe Biden.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Is it a Donald Trump bloodied mini ear pillow?
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, but Trump. It's it's a Trump something,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: a Trump something, Trump something. If you can just be
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: giving away Trumps if you want to guess what it is.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I don't think he's brought it out. I don't think
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: he's brought it out. But was from a shop in
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: New York. Yeah. So, and the's four for eight seven
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: if you can guess what it is.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Trump twenty twenty four returned to.
• 22:31
  Speaker 12: Great Over the Heads that Jonaan Ben podcast the USA.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: And that's not more important than your birthday, Megan.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: I've heard a lot about it, a week long extravagance,
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: but it's not all about you.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: So your birthday and the hero make the hero on
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: hero getting home from the US. Not in the paper,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: but I'll see online on the new.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: They didn't want to waste sexual ink on you digital.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: So your Megan actually behind the scenes been was she
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: didn't pull me aside you since so Hey, Usually on
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: my birthday week, it's a lot of focus on me
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: and my birthday. There's been the ratio has been off.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: There's been a lot about being in the USA.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: All I wanted to know, I keep saying to the
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: people at the chick Hats. All I need to do
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: is get home for my friend Megan's birthday.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: That's no, we got better.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: That's how I got back in time. But I did
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: break something back. I bought some Trump stickers back for John.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: I've got one that says Trump twenty twenty four, returned
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: to Greatness.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Some nerds, Clusters and Eve and MS, some candy for Megan,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: and put and produces, Taylor and Grace.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Tell you what you'd be a brave soul here in
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: New Zealand putting it Trump sticker on your car?
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: You know we working radio, but please don't put it
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: on my car.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: I'm so tender because I was like, I want to
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: put on someone's car and see how long it takes
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: for them to notice because abusing.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: But that's four for eight seven. I've got just a
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: little stuff make up. Bought something from a souvenir shop
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: and America and if you can guess what it is,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: then you can win it. It's a Trump something. I
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: don't think this has been endorsed to buy Trump. It's
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: not part of his He's got a lot of merch,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: but this is not part of his actual official merch.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: But if you guess it, you can you can win it.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: On one hundred the hats throw something else in from
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: the price cupboard as well.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Mark, you're on welcome to guess watson Ben's box.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: And no, it's not the suspicious package he obtained in
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Miami from his Cuban friends. What do you think it
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: could be?
• 24:28
  Speaker 13: Mark?
• 24:29
  Speaker 10: Oh, I think it's a bobble doll, a bobble doll.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I did see some Trump bubblehead dolls. It's not that,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: but yeah, good, guess it's in a box right now.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Ever, listened to it eight hundred hits if you want
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: ever stab at what it is? Is it pro or
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: anti Trump? I feel like, is it mockery?
• 24:47
  Speaker 9: Is it?
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: What is it? It's probably slight mockery, but not hugely,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: you know, like it's not Yeah, I don't think it'd
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: be super offended. By the same time, it's not something
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: he's brought out.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: It sounds plastic.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: There's a placet it's plasic. Yeah, that's plasic. Okay, it's small,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: it's quite small. So there's a box like a shoebox size,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: and it's fitting in really easy in that box.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Do you want to have an understand mark or are you done?
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: I thank you a great wy are you mark? You're
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: going to have a wonderful day. Do appreciate it. I've
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: got someone else here on the phone, Dna Morena to you. Hey,
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: it's making a noise. It's a Trump something. Another question?
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Did customs remove it from your bag and then speak
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: to No.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: They were fine with it. Well, they're probably a bit
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: weirded by the feet that I've got it, but not
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: not nothing illegal.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, Donna, there's another cu clue. What do you think
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: it is?
• 25:42
  Speaker 15: Is that one of those Donald attacks, like the squeaky
• 25:46
  Speaker 15: bath toys but Donald.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Oh no, like a Trump bath toy.
• 25:52
  Speaker 10: Yeah, a Trump one.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Having a bath of Trump. A lot of fake.
• 25:59
  Speaker 12: Come out quite a minute.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: No, it's not that four four eight seven on the text.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: You keep this coming some one that if they want
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: to want it tomorrow. But next it is big day,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: as we mentioned before, your book day, Megan.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: Thanks, it's my birthday. Well, if anyone's missed it.
• 26:16
  Speaker 12: This morning, the hat's the johonaan Ben Podcast, Meghan, Papa's
• 26:21
  Speaker 12: Happy birthday to you.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: It is you your fortieth. You have entered a wonderful decade,
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: a decade where you go, what have I done with
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: my life?
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Why have ed?
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Why haven't I achieved more? Is it too late? Those
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: are the questions you'll be asking yourself over the next
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: ten years. But you're agreeted with a wonderful present here
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: at work, first thing in the morning.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: I get here quite early before everyone, so there was
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: no one here, but I did get confronted with our
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: huge screen, a reception. The whole thing seys happy fortieth birthday.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: There's a guy out there looking at the big screen,
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: now fortieth, mate.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: You're hoping that people thought it was a gag from
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: us if I thought you were actually thirty at not forty.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it's very big and confronting, and.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: I appreciate it mature of me. What I do appreciate
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: about is, you know, we're only one part of a
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: giant building. There's so many other businesses upstairs who are
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: going to walk through receive it.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: But there's so many people work here, and there's multiple
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: birthdays a day, and everyone's going to be like, well,
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: it's my birthday.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Well those people don't most people don't talk into a microphone,
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: So happy birthday from us here the hits.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: But I did have that moment where I was like,
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: oh god, do I tell everyone? And I was like, yeah,
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: you know what, like women shouldn't care that we tune
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: forty whatever. It's just an age.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: You're telling yourself that I know.
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: But I was like, what would you tell your younger self?
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: I'd love to know on eight hundred the hits? What message?
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: What?
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: What would you tell your younger self?
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you do know a lot by the time
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: you're forty, and I'm sure you continue to learn more
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: by the.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Time you're eighteen. You look back at everything and you're like, oh, jeez,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I only i'd known that, only I've done this.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Is particularly it's a really good ideas. Fourth for Ay seven,
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: What would you tell your younger self?
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it wouldn't be my birthday if I didn't
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: make it all about myself and write one of my
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: poems love one of your.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Trade be Poah Flowers, Leo, it's Leo the trump sticks, so.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Duld me for a second. These and does include things
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: that I would tell my youngest self. Of course, today
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: I celebrate my fortieth year and celebrate. I will without
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: a tear. A midlife crisis is so cliche, and I
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: refuse to waste my days away. It's forty is not
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: about the years. It brings you strength to conquer fears.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: There's privilege and living long. It's not reserved for everyone.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: I refuse to cringe at this new stage, these those
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: who didn't make this age, because I'm alive and I'm
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: still here, and I plan to cherish every year. Forty
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: years has taught me this. It's love, joy and dreams
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: you'll miss, not the stress and time spent thinking about
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: your looks and your body shrinking. I've learned to care
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: a whole lotly on with the others, like my dreass.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: People will always have their say, but you can choose
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: to walk away. My daughter will look up to me,
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: so I'll do my best to make her see a
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: woman's worth as hold inside and baby, just enjoy the right.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: Oh that's beautiful. Gpt read a wonderful.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: So he didn't rhyme.
• 29:24
  Speaker 12: One of the things that Jona wan Ben podcast.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: I would tell Megan right now, happy fortieth And.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Does that mean it's midlife?
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Well pretty much if you take the life the average
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: lifespan of the human being. What would you tell your
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: younger self, Okay, being boys.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna say, and I think I've mentioned
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: this before, when you look back and it's it's okay
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: not to be cool like you weren't. I wasn't cool,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: and I probably tried to be and it's okay. And
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: I think you're looking back, particularly through high school most
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: of it, you know, and I'm not trying to shame anyone,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: but a lot of the people you thought were cool,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: they probably peaked.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: But some of them, you know, but your uncoolness is
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: your coolness.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, embrace there.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: That's what I like about you.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: And I love that, you know, there's so many you know,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: my kids and your kids and our kids are growing
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: up in a world it seems like now where people
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: are embracing the unique things about themselves, not you're trying
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: to be exactly like everyone else. Well it's all changed
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: and then people are all different, and I think that's
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: kind of cool. So I was like, hey, embrace who
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: you are and try not to worry about other people. Think.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: It's easy to say, it harder to do. But that's
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: what I would.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Say, what are you You know I'm going to say, Megan,
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: you pick it up.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: What would Sun's green?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Oh good one.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're like above all other skincare, especially in New
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: Zealand where suns.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: The amount of moles of here cut out of my head.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: I know it's skin cancer reasons for brinal reasons.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Just just wasn't as big a thing back then, you
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: know where hopefully now it is.
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  Speaker 3: I'd probably go too quickly. I'll go. In my teens,
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: i'd go. Don't be such a dick to Annie, your mum.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: She's just trying to pass on advice that she's learned,
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: and she's been around longer. She knows more than you.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: She's just trying to help you take on board the advice.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: Second thing would be, mate, you've got a very sore jaw.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: You're twenty four years old. Get out of this night club,
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: find the nearest exit, go home and have a sleep.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: That's for for it. Seven we've got to do a
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: price pack for our favorite call or text this morning.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Pass on some advice to people listening.
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  Speaker 3: Let's get the wonderful Susie on New Zealand's Breakfast. How
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: are your sus.
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  Speaker 10: Ah ding awesome.
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  Speaker 15: I wake up and my league.
• 31:40
  Speaker 10: So that's good.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Ah, what's that? What advice would you tell your younger self?
• 31:45
  Speaker 15: Life is just a rodeo, daring and heavy birthday, Megan
• 31:48
  Speaker 15: and the trippers to make it to the bell, because
• 31:52
  Speaker 15: if you ride horses and do rodeo stuff or race
• 31:55
  Speaker 15: horses and stuff, you've got about six eight seconds on
• 32:01
  Speaker 15: you know, to do your stuff, and you and your
• 32:03
  Speaker 15: horse have got to survive it. So your focus on
• 32:06
  Speaker 15: one thing that's going to make it a special day,
• 32:09
  Speaker 15: and then also do something nice to someone else, and
• 32:14
  Speaker 15: pretty sure it's going to be an awesome day for you.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: Well, you've done something nice for me. You've made my
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: day a lot of rodeo.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: Tried to be in the rodeobe.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: I've just been given a twenty return to greatness bumper
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: stick of the ben.
• 32:38
  Speaker 15: If the picture runs out, we're all going to have
• 32:40
  Speaker 15: to go back and get a horse.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: That's right, but we don't need to anyways.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Birthday So there was Susie sees treat life like a rodeo, right,
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: streddle it like a bull yar Meghan and riding.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I did read last night. I thought it was quite
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: good someone's advice, not mine on the internet. But enjoy
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: the journey, which is kind of what you're saying. You
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: spend years worrying about the destination. I need to realize
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: the journey, was his part, which, yeah, it's probably quite true.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: You about what's next.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: And the thing is I just get to hear I
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: just need to get through this. So that's the whole journey,
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: isn't it.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: A cheyenne, good morning to you.
• 33:12
  Speaker 8: Good morning boys and lady.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: What would you say to younger self there, Choyenne, I.
• 33:18
  Speaker 8: Would say to my younger self, it is okay to
• 33:20
  Speaker 8: say no. I am very much people pleaser and I
• 33:23
  Speaker 8: always have been. And if I could go back in
• 33:26
  Speaker 8: time and talk to my younger self, I would tell
• 33:27
  Speaker 8: her that it is okay to say no. You do
• 33:30
  Speaker 8: not have to do things you do not want to do.
• 33:33
  Speaker 8: You can stay home if you want, just say no.
• 33:35
  Speaker 15: Just right.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hot again. It's it's easy to say, it
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: harder to do when you're actually in those moments. All right.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: You look back a lot of things You're like, I
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: didn't want to do that. I didn't want to do it.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a great text. Here four for a seven.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: I would say to myself, life too short. Don't worry
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: about what other people's other people think of you. Another
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: one here, Oh tell my younger self, don't marry your
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: narcissistic ex husband.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: Amen, we've all got the first one that we should.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: The heads that John and Ben podcast.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: All this week about how long it took me to
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: get back from the States. A whole lot of delayed flights.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: Did you go to the state?
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Canceled flights when you go to be bringing up? But
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: it's all I got to talk about, guys. But I
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: had a really awkward moment on one of the flights
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: from you know where you're sitting, you're not sitting on
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: the aisle seat, but you need to go to the bathroom,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: and someone's actually asleep on the and there's that clambering
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: over process. You're like, you wait for them to wake up,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: wait for them to go to the bathroom. It's not
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: going to I got to the stage she was like,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: it's not going to happen. I'm gonna have to quietly
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: try and clamber over the top.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Is this a stranger?
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Is it a stranger?
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: And what it was I was borrowing my daughter. She's
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: got some ear pods, and I've been borrowed her EarPods,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: you know the ones that just are certain years. And
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: as I was quietly clamming over, one of the ear
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: pods fell out. I fell directly into the sky's cross.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Now, how old is this guy?
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: He's probably I would say thirties, in his thirties.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: And this is the problem with the eir pods is
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: you know the old corded versions that were you said
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: they were like leashes for air pods. You'd never have
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: this issue.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: So I didn't know I was at that position. I
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: was like, well, I could just bend down the gram
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: and then he can potentially wake up and I'll be
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: like trying to you know, it's gonna look it's gonna
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: look dodgy, right, but do you leave it there.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: Because you might regle around, use your AirPods, just use
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: your hand of your mouth? Was he cute.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: My mouth?
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: He wakes up and you just got this airport of
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: between your teeth down by his crutch.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: It's the johonaan Ben podcast.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Yesterday helped the stranded motors. So there's two lanes of traffic.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: The inside lane there was a car not moving. Now,
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: my first instinctive is is an obnoxious driver in the
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: sent honk?
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Wave some arms, you know, get that thing going. But
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: I didn't because I could see they were a little flustered.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Cars behind me couldn't see that they were flustered, and
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: so they were honking in using up a storm. Don't
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: you worry about that? Abuse was coming? So I was like, well,
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: I should try and help help this person. So I
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: pulled the car over and I walked back. But as
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: I'm walking back slowly, You're like, I'm like, deep down inside,
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I have no mechanical expertise whatsoever. There is
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: nothing I have in my skill set that I could
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: do to help this person. All I could do is
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: maybe push push a car up neutral into a safer position.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: So I arrived there and she's like, oh, don't I
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: don't know what's happening. I don't know what's happening. I
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: was like, don't worry, don't worry, talking like this, don't worry.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: I was like, you hop out. Let me get.
• 36:37
  Speaker 9: In the seat.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: In the seat, take a look around.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: Okay. I was like, I'll put it in neutral for you,
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: and then I'll go down and push it all right.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: So I put a neutral go down and I was
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: pushing in the car. I wouldn't move. I was like,
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: this is embarrassing.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: I was walking the dog and I just could not
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: get the car. Oh my god, trying to hold the dog.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I was raging the dog.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: It's you know it And was even on a slight
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: slight little hell and I'm like patching and other people
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: are looking at me and got no corse streets. And
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: then I went back to the car the lady and said,
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: is it not?
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Is it neutral? Neutral?
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: I'm starting to get flustered, and she's like, oh, no,
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: it is. It is, but it's just the cars locked basically.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: And then she's like, oh, I've run out of petrol.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: And I'm thinking to myself, I'm just organized. Do you
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: have to be as a growing adult to run out
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: of picture?
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: It happens?
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: It does happen.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: And so her car in this case, when it was
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: out of guests just seize and I was like, oh, well,
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: so good luck out there. And so I left her
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: to a sea of honking and abuse. Felt terrible, but
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: then guess what happened. I picked my daughter up. This
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: is nine minutes later our car starts go, I run
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: out of petrol.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: After just thinking.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Internally, I didn't even vocalize. I was like, well, idiot runs.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: Out of petrol, and and then we're probably exactly exactly,
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: so yeah, they don't have to deal there give the petrol.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: Kid us, there was a nightmare, So tell us, how
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: does a grown adult run out of it? Did you
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: just ignore the petrol light?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're there growing out?
• 38:10
  Speaker 12: Does he play some meds, the hits that John and
• 38:12
  Speaker 12: Ben podcast legit.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: There, guys, you know, we're just happy you're here.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Out of there just being was.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: Like during the songs, he's am I talking too much
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: about USA stories? And I said, not enough.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: You're like playing this as well?
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, before I left to go across, because we went
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: across and visited some family went who loved a just
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: and my my wife's brothers both live in the States.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: One lives in sand friend one loves just out of
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: New York and Long Island. We never visited the one
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: in New York before, so we thought we'd go over
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: there and take the kids over there. And cracked that
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: up on the credit card bell as well. So that's
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: really cool. ACU. You go to Long Island because it's beautiful,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: like deer and squirrels and like it's quite well, yeah,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: it's and then you go into New York City and
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: it's all craziness as well. But before we left, their
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: boss was like, maybe you'll see some famous people when
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: you're over there in America.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: So I was like, it's not all y.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: I don't hold much faith in you as a married
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: couple recognizing famous people. Because your wife famously confused world
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: famous surfer Kelly Slater for musician Jake Johnson. Yeah, so
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: she had to engauge on famous.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: She had a moment actually in New York because you're very,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: very busy. It's just incredible city, like there's so much
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: going on. And we were walking across and Kallie Bell,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: the country singer you know from New Zealand, she was
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: in New York and we messaged my like we should
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: catch up for coffee. So we're going across to see her.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: We were running a little bit late, trying to get through,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: and then my wife was walking along. She's like, I
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: think I've seen someone in a car, and she's like,
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: over there, it's just driving along. It's got drivers going
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: on and as My wife as a huge fan of
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: sex in the city. She's like, it is Sarah, Jessica Parker,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Carrie Bradshaw. It's just how iconic is this and New York.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: And I looked at the car and I don't know
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: a lot of cars, and we couldn't see the people
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: the car, but I was like, I think this it's
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: like a Toyota camera or something like. It's It's like
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: it's not yeah, but she's sitting in the back short drivers.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: I was like, maybe she's trying to blend and I
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: don't know, but anyway, we were glad. I'm like, well,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: if you want to stay here and wait for this
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: car to get the intersection, that's fine, but we need
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: to get I'm going to go across.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: It could be per and an uber.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Well true. So she waited there and we watched her
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: wait from the other side of the road way. She
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: had to phone out. She really goes. She was pretending
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: to film O the staff, waiting for this car to
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: get closer and close to the end of six you
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: get closer closer there and you could see as it
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: were close, my wife comes down from the shot in
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: the building straight onto the back street of the back
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: seat of the car, and this lady in the back
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: of the car she got she was a Pepparazi. She
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: got the shot this lady looking directly up at her,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: like looking at her like what the hell are you doing?
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Like wasn't but she wasn't. She got the great She
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: got the great shot. So now on her phone, she
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: got this random shot something some poor lady just talking
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: about her business and she gets pepped in the New
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: York as well. So that was as close as we
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: got to celebrity signings, although I did think maybe I
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: saw Carrie Hart, who's married to Pink and the motocross Ray.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: He's got a tanto shop in Florida though hustle on
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Hart and I looked through the window and I was like,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: it looks like carry Heart tanting someone, you know. I
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: took a photo, but I was too scared to go
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: on and go is that Carry Hart?
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: So people are like bald people, they all look the same.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: It's got a camp, he's got carry Heart.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: Did you also see your life flesh before your eyes
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: when you got your credit card? Yeah?
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was definitely the thing I saw the most.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: And there you go, celebrity smiling