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Club 520 - Jay Pharoah on stand-up comedy, Kanye West callout, SNL, viral impersonations · Club 520 Podcast

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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Southside, we gonna set this party off right.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Damn. Yeah, man. That was on your spirit tonight, brother? Yeah, man.
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: He said he was talking about Kanye. Kanye, Boots Mobile, Luda.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man. I just remember getting dissed by Kanye.
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  Speaker 1: Why did he diss you for?
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  Speaker 3: Nah, because I impersonated him at the MTV Awards. He
• 2:03
  Speaker 3: didn't like it. So he got on stage and he
• 2:06
  Speaker 3: had all this energy. Like, yo, I called Jay Pharoah
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  Speaker 3: right after the awards show.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I told him, you know, I'm happy for you.
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  Speaker 3: But, you know, let me just tell you where I came.
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  Speaker 1: From, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Like, you know.
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  Speaker 3: You know, all of my family is, you know, my
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  Speaker 3: parents are Black Panthers, bro. You know, and I got
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  Speaker 3: nominated for 20 Grammys. You know, I am Picasso.
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  Speaker 1: You can start naming random artists out of here. That nigga, he's,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 3: Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
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  Speaker 1: Really, nigga?
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  Speaker 3: Franklin Delano Roosevelt? I can't say, nah, she's been on
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  Speaker 3: a crazy run since. You know what she remind me of?
• 2:44
  Speaker 3: She remind me of the joint from, they used to
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  Speaker 3: be in Wayne's World.
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  Speaker 1: She was bad.
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  Speaker 3: Freaking Mike.
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: Freaking Mike.
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  Speaker 3: You get, look, pull it up, bro, because it's a,
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  Speaker 3: do a side by side. They look just alike. Hey.
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  Speaker 1: We're here. Hey, nigga. We're here. We didn't do an intro.
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  Speaker 1: We just, yo, so yeah, she bad. That's what we
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  Speaker 1: do over here. Welcome to 520, baby. Hey, what's happening?
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  Speaker 1: What's happening? All right, man.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, another wonderful episode of Club 520 Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: the day, I know you had a boost mobile chirp, man.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, brother.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, nigga, I ain't shoot. What? Man, I've been on
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  Speaker 1: Verizon since I was 16.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Chirp.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Chirp, God dang it. It's
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  Speaker 1: green bubble. You know what I mean, Cam? Stop adding
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  Speaker 1: us to the group chat. We don't want to talk
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  Speaker 1: to y'all. No way, God dang it. You better put
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  Speaker 1: me in the group chat. Who asked? Who asked to
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  Speaker 1: be added to it? Because I didn't. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: if it's your birthday today. What's up, man? What's up?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Look, man.
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  Speaker 3: See, my family got me in a group chat, and
• 3:53
  Speaker 3: they all got them. They all got them iPhones. And
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  Speaker 3: I'm the only one. I'm like, yo, bro, why did y'all?
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  Speaker 3: First of all, I did not want y'all to add me.
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  Speaker 3: I love all y'all, but I don't care who's birthday today.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Like, stop sending me this, buddy. Oh, you know, pray
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  Speaker 3: for such and such. I said, well, God dang it,
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  Speaker 3: y'all got enough prayers already. Y'all don't need my prayers.
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  Speaker 1: Just leave me alone. I'm tired. I'm asleep.
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  Speaker 3: I'm in a goddamn meeting. I'm in a meeting and
• 4:18
  Speaker 3: you be going, ping, ping, ting, ting, ting. I ain't
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  Speaker 3: trying to hear this. I didn't ask for this. Of course,
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  Speaker 3: you're taking advantage of me.
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  Speaker 1: You know, this is... This is assault. That's what this is.
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  Speaker 1: This is text assault. I'm getting textually assaulted. I don't
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  Speaker 1: like it.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway. One of the worst things is being important to
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  Speaker 3: your family because you're going to always be in them
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  Speaker 3: chats for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, look. Look, man. Back then, they didn't want me. Now,
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  Speaker 1: they all want me. You see how it is?
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  Speaker 3: Even the family. No, I'm playing, man. My family always
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  Speaker 3: supported me from the beginning. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: We didn't have a... Everybody's family didn't get... We didn't
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  Speaker 3: get tight over the last decade because it won't... It
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  Speaker 3: was some stuff with some of them. I ain't going
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  Speaker 3: to put it out there, but you know who y'all are.
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  Speaker 3: You know who y'all are. We always put our family together.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, this is where you come from.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, especially him. I feel like this
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  Speaker 1: is a setup.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, I exploit my grandmother, my brothers, my cousins.
• 5:09
  Speaker 1: Gramsby taking shots. The day she died and her last birthday.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wow. Yeah, for sure. That one too fast. Hey, man,
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  Speaker 3: rest in peace. I'm sorry to hear that, brother. How
• 5:20
  Speaker 3: old was your grandma, though? She was one old... when
• 5:23
  Speaker 3: they came and got her.
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  Speaker 1: 103? Yeah. 103? Oh, it was time. It was time.
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  Speaker 1: It was time. Yeah. It was time about a decade ago. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was time when you was running your coach. Wait, hey,
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  Speaker 1: shape color. Let me ask you a question, though. Let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you a question.
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  Speaker 3: Was she healthy in her right mind? Yeah, she was great.
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  Speaker 3: She was going in the nursing home and nothing like that, right?
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  Speaker 1: Nah.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, damn, but she couldn't move that well.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: She was in her right mind, but it's the shaking
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  Speaker 3: and all that shit. She should have took a vitamin.
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  Speaker 3: That's what my grandma be telling me. Baby, you got
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  Speaker 3: to take your garlic.
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  Speaker 1: Just take your garlic and you'll be fine. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: I do, if you're consistent. She was 103.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That was all bullshit back then. That's crap back then.
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  Speaker 1: That's crap right there. I remember that.
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  Speaker 3: I used to like eating a Flintstone and drinking a
• 6:16
  Speaker 3: Capri Sun and having a huggy.
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  Speaker 1: You know the little huggy joints? I used to love that. Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 1: The Capri Sun has to chase it, but Capri Suns
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  Speaker 1: are elite for sure. Top tier. Absolutely. Look at him hang.
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  Speaker 1: The Pacific Water is crazy. Top tier. The Wild Cherry Gunsmoke. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on. What you got against Capri Sun, Carl?
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  Speaker 1: It's just not good, bro. It's not good? What you mean, man?
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  Speaker 1: You drink Kool-Aid all that way. Yeah, but you can
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: make Kool-Aid. You can make Kool-Aid fire, though. You can
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: never make Capri Sun at the crib.
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  Speaker 3: You ain't supposed to really be drinking that shit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what that syrup is.
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  Speaker 3: That's too much power. Now they're making them bottles in
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  Speaker 3: this week. Let me ask you a question. Do y'all
• 6:56
  Speaker 3: remember Tang, though?
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. Y'all remember Tang? Oh, I used to love Tang.
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  Speaker 1: I love Tang, but I hate his son.
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  Speaker 3: Tang was a little mid, though, but you got to
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  Speaker 3: stir it up.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, it was better than Sunny D, though. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Sunny D tastes like spit. That makes you tired. Huh? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It tastes like spit. This is definitely like Hawaiian pork. No,
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: Sunny D was.
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  Speaker 3: Give me Tampico over Sunny D every time. Sunny D
• 7:21
  Speaker 3: tastes like camel hawk. That's what it tastes like. It
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  Speaker 3: tastes like camel spit. That's what it tastes like. I
• 7:26
  Speaker 3: don't even know what camel spit tastes like, but that's what.
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  Speaker 1: I imagine it tastes like. I'd be tripping to get
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: over that. Sunny D. Yeah, I don't know. I'd be
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: eating my four-inch fries at that.
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  Speaker 3: Nah.
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: That's why they didn't have it. I'll remember Sunny Delight,
• 7:36
  Speaker 1: Hawaiian Punch, Capri Sun. Hawaiian Punch, oh yeah. And Tampico.
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: Hawaiian Punch would never get cold.
• 7:42
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you right.
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: It don't never get cold, bro.
• 7:44
  Speaker 3: You shake it up, you put like 20 ice cubes
• 7:47
  Speaker 3: in it, you still hot. It's like an oil lamp. Yeah,
• 7:54
  Speaker 3: I remember laying for sure.
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: God, man.
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  Speaker 3: Hockey is still eatin' to this day, man. McDonald's ain't
• 7:58
  Speaker 3: that orange hot seat, kid. Right. Lettin' us eat.
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: Ooh!
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: They got that in the movie, yeah? Yeah, yeah. You know,
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: the little machine. They got hot shit in the movie, too?
• 8:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I don't know anyway, but. I'll
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: tell you what I remember about the school lunches.
• 8:12
  Speaker 3: I remember they used to, man, we shouldn't be here
• 8:15
  Speaker 3: by science regard. We shouldn't be here. They gave us
• 8:18
  Speaker 3: them chocolate milk. They gave us them chocolate milk. They
• 8:21
  Speaker 3: gave us the one percent, not even two. They gave
• 8:24
  Speaker 3: us the, we had the big cookies, the big diabetic cookies.
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: I was fired up. I'm going to say, cook the envelope.
• 8:31
  Speaker 3: And then the pieces of pizza that was shaped like,
• 8:34
  Speaker 3: they was shaped like rectangles. And it had the cute
• 8:37
  Speaker 3: pepperonis on top and the bottom, the big crust on it,
• 8:39
  Speaker 3: the little orange crust on the bottom. And they always
• 8:41
  Speaker 3: put powder on the bottom of it, too. It was
• 8:43
  Speaker 3: always some goddamn powder.
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: Like, nigga, what's going on? Punching apple juices. Oh, yeah.
• 8:48
  Speaker 3: I was at the gas station. They sell the old
• 8:50
  Speaker 3: breakfast donuts in the orange wrapper.
• 8:53
  Speaker 1: They sell them at the gas station. They got the
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: breakfast donuts? Yeah. Yeah, boy. Now, diabetes is definitely in
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: there for sure.
• 9:00
  Speaker 3: But I used to love breakfast at the school. They
• 9:04
  Speaker 3: get the sausage biscuit, and they used to give you
• 9:06
  Speaker 3: the syrup. They always give you the syrup, and we'd
• 9:08
  Speaker 3: be dipping them in there. I caught like two of them.
• 9:10
  Speaker 3: I was a fat boy back in the day. I
• 9:11
  Speaker 3: used to caught like two of them drinks. And then
• 9:13
  Speaker 3: another nigga just cuz, nigga. You know what I'm saying?
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: Because we want another one, nigga. Where you grew up at? Chesapeake, Virginia. Greenbrier. Greenbrier.
• 9:21
  Speaker 3: Ain't nothing gangster about no goddamn Greenbrier. Greenbrier for the birds, bro.
• 9:24
  Speaker 3: But you know what I'm saying? It's Chesapeake.
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Same area, 757. Same area. A.I.
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: Got named Missy Elliott, Timberland. You know, Pharrell. Clips.
• 9:36
  Speaker 3: Got named Drom also.
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: Awesome Morning. Who else?
• 9:42
  Speaker 3: Wanda Sykes, Plastico Burris, and BJ Upton. Man, there's a
• 9:47
  Speaker 3: lot of people. Even Tim Reed, a guy named James Avery.
• 9:51
  Speaker 3: He was from, James Avery from Suffolk. I didn't even
• 9:53
  Speaker 3: know that. I found that out, like, a few months ago. So, yeah,
• 9:56
  Speaker 3: we got a lot of people in our city. You
• 9:57
  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying? What sports teams did y'all rock with?
• 10:00
  Speaker 3: out there We ain't got no sports team. I know
• 10:02
  Speaker 3: they don't want.
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: An official one.
• 10:05
  Speaker 3: I mean, people would either do the Ravens or they
• 10:08
  Speaker 3: would do the two.
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: I like the name better. The Redskins. I know they're
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: the commanders, but that's a trash name. It's a rename.
• 10:14
  Speaker 3: How you going to rename somebody something more racist?
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: That don't make no sense to me.
• 10:17
  Speaker 3: Anyway. When it was a football team, it was nasty.
• 10:19
  Speaker 3: I don't really want to go back to the racism
• 10:20
  Speaker 3: to be the football team.
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: Listen, I'm totally off-brand, but I'm a Rams fan. And
• 10:25
  Speaker 3: I've been a Rams fan since 99, bro. You know
• 10:27
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying?
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: Corey Hall, that greatest show on turf. He was a
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: Rams fan to me today. Oh, come on, come on,
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: come on. You got to stay in your race. That
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: is crazy. I grew up a Niners fan, bro. Okay.
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my whole life, though. But I like the Rams
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: because I got Aaron Donald. And y'all traded for my boy,
• 10:45
  Speaker 3: Miles Garrett.
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: Yup. And we got. And y'all ain't playing. We got washed.
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: I ain't playing. I got about a month to see
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: what this look like.
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: I can say never, ever had Cleo Browns from less
• 10:54
  Speaker 3: than a body in the trade.
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: They knew something. They knew bomb for sure.
• 10:59
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be totally honest with you though. When
• 11:01
  Speaker 3: we won the championship back in 22. cried i had
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: tears in my eye because like i stuck with my
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: relationship bro you know what i'm saying like that's that's
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: a hard one yeah like through all the infidelity nigga
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: we got this you feel me so it was such
• 11:17
  Speaker 3: a moment days oh man it was so it was
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: just such a moment man i was at a race
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: on turf and was that robert glasper was it afion
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: house or was it robert there might have been robert
• 11:26
  Speaker 3: glasper's house and then afion came he was everybody was
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: chilling And nigga, they was rooting for the other side.
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: I was like, nigga, I'm a Rams fan. Anyway, anyway,
• 11:34
  Speaker 3: we ain't got to talk. We ain't got to keep
• 11:36
  Speaker 3: harping on the Rams.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about something. Let's go ahead. Let's go ahead
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: and talk about something else, man. You know. All right, bitch.
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: Shout out to our sponsor, Calchi, man. Are you tapped
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: in with the marketplace, man? Listen, we just looked and
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: it is crazy because they had it for the Emmys
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: as well. And if you took a percentage or somebody
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: African-American get an award, you pick wrong this time, boy.
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: The Emmys did not tap in with us at all
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: this year. Nah, nah, nah. There was no wins for
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: the black community at all. At all. Why is that, Jay?
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: And it was a great show. I mean, Elementary should
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: have won. I don't know. I ain't nominated for that.
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: That's what you know. Like to hear me, AJ. We
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: couldn't give the niggas anything this year. We couldn't do it. Sorry. Sorry, Jay.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: Euphoria wasn't good enough. Nigga, what? Like, I watched. Listen, man.
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: I watched a lot this year. I know what's going
• 12:26
  Speaker 3: to get it next year. I know what's going to
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: get it next year. I know they're going to get
• 12:29
  Speaker 3: Lancers next year. I was up for that, too, man.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: All good.
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: Shout out to Aaron Pia. You feel me? It's going
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: to come.
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: You feel me? I'm a big superhero. It's going to happen.
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: It's going to happen, Captain.
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: But I know that show is going to get nominated.
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: I feel like... Fire show. It's a fire show. It's
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: a good show.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: You know, it's a good show. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: They set him up for that one, though. They set
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: him up. They could have 80-yard.
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: You get a.
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: They could have played it for him. He'd be like, listen, man,
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: you sounded a little British. Yeah, you want to take
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: this up? They ain't do that. They got monotone or
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: something in there.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: But I don't know why they didn't. I don't know
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: why they didn't win. But we've been winning. We have
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: been winning for the past five years. We've been snatching them.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: So, you know, it was like, look. you got to
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: take this one. You got to sit on the bench
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: this time, nigga. So maybe that's what it was. I
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: They probably used those exact words as well, man. Yeah,
• 13:17
  Speaker 3: but they didn't say it like I said it. They
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: said it, you know, the hard E-R.
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Calci, man. Use that promo code CLUB520, man.
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• 13:27
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• 13:30
  Speaker 2: wonderful episode of Club 520. We already locked in for sure.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: We got a special guest in the building, as usual,
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: introducing Blast to my far left.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: We got my dog, Bishop, be here and out the
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: prayer leaves. How you doing, Nasty? Cool and nasty, man.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: I'm excited for this one, man. Come on, man.
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: It's been a great episode. We rocking for sure. Still
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: to my right, my dog, young Nacho, young Teague.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: How you what? We already rocking. I mean, the show gone.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: He said I look like somebody. Carl Michael. Jerry Carl Michael.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: Jerry Carl Michael. They used to pick you on that.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: We had to get it stopped for sure, man. Shout
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: out to him.
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: Shout out to Jerry Carl Michael, man. He had a
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: stock career. Still going for sure. Don't hit it off, bro.
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: He want an Emmy. Come on now. Okay, shit. Okay,
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: you do your thing. He definitely do his thing. He
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: definitely do his thing.
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: Listen, man, we got Fall Ball coming up here in town.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: Being a great comic as usual, man. The quiz with balls.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: The host right here, man. One of the funniest people.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: Jay Pharoah in the building. Big dog. We appreciate you
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: sliding on this, man.
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: How did you see y'all? They didn't write that down
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: because there ain't no lines over here. You just had
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: that all in your head?
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: I'm a professional. You a rapper? You rap, too? Nah. Oh, okay.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: Because, I mean, you know, I was like, if you
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: a battle rapper, them niggas got to memorize all their
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: dialogue and stuff.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: I was wondering. That's special, bro. Hey. Hey, man. Yo.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: I say, yeah! You ain't even got to, man. It
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: don't even got to be the bar. It could just
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: be the way you said it. Like, you know what
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: Sue Sir said? He said, I sneak in, eh, get
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: a dog to kiss.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: Like, everybody was like, what does he mean? Shout out
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: to my boy, The Winners Free. Hey, how you doing, gang?
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: In one of them settings before, you ever pulled up
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: to one of the battle raps? Absolutely.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: I used to battle rap. So, I mean, and, you know,
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: shout out to, I don't know if you have no
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: Dre Dennis. I don't know if y'all heard of him.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: He's battled the most times out of any battle rapper. Okay,
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: but I know you know New Jersey Twerk and all them.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? But Dre Dennis is from Philly,
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: and we actually battled last year, I think.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a one-rounder. I said, yeah, I was cooking.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: I said, nigga, you ain't a gangster.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: That's not what you do.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Nigga, your brother is Baby Shark. His brother is Baby Shark,
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: the dude, the dude, dude. For real? That's his real dude.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: I had one line in there. I said, um, I said, yo.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: And it came up. No, man. You see this? You
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: see this? Baby Shark, the dude. That's his brother. Oh,
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: he's real. Yeah. Absolutely. Is he him or Wayne Wonder? No, him. Oh, man.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Baby Shark. Yeah, yeah. What'd I say?
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: I said one line. I said, I said, you talk
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: about shooters and I got shooters. They get stuff popping crazy.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: They start at your head and leave nothing but your
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: legs like nanny from the Muppet Babies.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: How was you going? Yeah, nigga boss. You feel me?
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Start at your head, leave nothing but your leg, nanny
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: from the Muppet Babies. You know what I'm saying? Cause
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: he ain't never had that. Yeah. It's boring. How did
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: you even get into that? That's right. I didn't know.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: I was a rapper before I was a comedian. Oh, okay.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Comedy just popped first.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? I started rapping when I
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: was 13. I started doing comedy when I was 15, 16.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: So it was just about which one, you know, whichever
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: one popped first. I was, uh, I was recording. I
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: had tracks, everything, bro. I still got, I got a
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: project I just dropped, matter of fact.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: The Odyssey, baby. Music really. Yeah, the Odyssey, bro. You
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Hey, Christopher Nolan ain't got nothing
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: to do with it. It's the Odyssey. You know what
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: I mean?
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: And the song, the main song up there that's running
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: right now, it's called The Man.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: That joint, fire.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: And it's like that. It's like Anderson. Paak type Childish
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: Gambino outcast vibe.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: It's in that band. You know what I mean? That's
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: the type of music I like. You know what I'm saying?
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Let's get some drinks around here, man. Barby at work today.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: On her own day? That's Freaky Barbie right there. That's
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Freaky Barbie? Yeah. Oh, wow. Y'all got some names over here.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. Webby voice. She was running Luke on the streets. Yeah,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, she was a mule. She was a mule?
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: She had a van with 300,000 miles.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: It's the longest running van in America. Oh, that's great. Yeah, respect.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: My fault. She bought it at 300,000. What is this, B? Okay,
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: what's in here?
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Follow Old Fashioned.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Okay. They ain't lying about the liquor. For sure.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: All right, man. Shout out to Kalshi, our new business partners, man. Listen,
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: it is an exchange where you can trade on any event.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: We ain't talking about just sports. We can go to
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: pop culture, politics, whatever, man. How you feeling?
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: I love it, man. You can do trades. You can
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: do politics. You know what I mean? The house calls.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: It's up to you. Come on, man.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: We ain't just talking about sports no more, man. We
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: can get into the BET Awards. We can go see
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: who got album of the year. College basketball coming up, man.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: We're going to bet on Kentucky, too, man.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know we got to tap in, man. They
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: covering everything across the board, huh? Yes, sir, man.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Let's get to it, T. Listen, man, for $ 25, you're
• 18:02
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• 18:05
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• 18:07
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• 18:10
  Speaker 3: MVP this year.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Get you some free chicken. Come on, man. You can
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: bet yes or no on the predictions. CLUB520, use that
• 18:15
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• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Hill or y'all drinking for the Strong? Whatever you did
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: during COVID, bro. Nigga, what?
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy. That's good, though. Nah, that was a
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: good drink, though. That's really good.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: It's 520 somewhere. Man, I don't even be drinking. I
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: don't even be drinking no more. But, you know, that's
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: a taste right there. I don't know if I ever
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: drink no more.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Yeah. Good drink, man. I
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: done chilled out, boy. For her to give us straight L.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: What she trying to do?
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Nah, there was one day we came in, and apparently
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: she was having a difficult day.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: It was a cup of liquor. So I was surprised.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Natural reactions. Hey, man, you know, you drown it out. Yeah. Well,
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: we weren't sad. She was. All right, all right, all right,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: all right. I got you, I got you.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Obviously, you were sad, man. Shout out to him. What's
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: it like still being on stage, man? Like, is that
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: an irreplaceable feeling? You know, so many things have been
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: so successful. What's it like still doing stand-up? You know what?
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: You know what, man?
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: To be able to make people forget about their problems
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: for an allotted amount of time, you feel like you're doing,
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: fulfilling your purpose, what God put you here to do.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: And, you know, I think that is the payoff. You
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: know what I mean?
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: Just having people just laughing because you know everybody is
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: going through something. So you being the conduit of a
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: stress relief, it's just it's just a blessing bro you
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: know and i still you know to this day i
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: mean when i was when i wasn't as good i
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: didn't like it as much but now i'm just looking
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: batting a hundred doing whatever you want to do you're
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: throwing it you throw a switch from the goddamn locker
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: room steph curry that joint you know what i'm saying
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: but it took it did take a it took a
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: minute to be able to get to that, to this
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: level of artistry.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: So I just, I love it, man. I really do.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: You know, sometimes I will get a little discouraged when.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: You know, because, you know, I've been doing this since
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I was 16. So you what, 22 years? Yeah.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: And when you see people who come in the game
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: and then they just shoot off and they there, you like,
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: you still trying to get there. Sometimes it can be discouraging,
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: but you always, have to understand that everything happens in
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: God's time. It ain't got nothing to do with your time.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: And when your time comes, it will come and it
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: will be felt, you know? So you just gotta, you
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: just gotta stay in there. You gotta stay in the
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: gym and stay in the game, bro. And keep on,
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: keep on shooting, keep on sharpening, keep on getting, turning
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: into what God wants you to be. So, yeah. We
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: talk about it all the time, especially a lot of
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: comics nowadays, social medias, where they pretty much start like
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: the skits and stuff like that. A lot of people
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: get their fame. But getting on that stage is a
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: totally different beast.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. Boy, that's dangerous.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's people who are internet funny and not funny, actually.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: But that will show. You know what I mean?
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: It's like, you know, if you have repeat customers, that's because.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: You have a good show.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: But if you, you know, you can sell out once
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: and then go back to the same place and then
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: don't nobody show up.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: That's because the word has spread.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: That you haven't been in the gym and you haven't
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: been working your craft like you're supposed to. Because anybody
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: can get a laugh and freaking two seconds, you know
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: what I mean? But to be able to consistently carry
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: a crowd, have that type of control, and to be
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: able to always come up with new stuff when you
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: come back to the place?
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Now, that's different.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: You have some comedians who get comfortable in their sets,
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: and they're doing.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: They're doing butt-whipping jokes from the 90s. You know what
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? And they're not elevating. You know what I mean?
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: They're staying complacent.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: And if you're complacent, the world is always moving like this.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: If you're sitting still, you're getting passed. And it's going
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: to happen.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: So you just got to keep on creating, man. Stay creative.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: And that's probably the hardest, most arduous thing. as an
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: artist in the comedy world. Just being, just always wanting
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: to be new and come up with new things.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Obviously, comedians, too, one of the hardest parts about being
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: a comedian from the outside looking in is y'all have
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: to stay up on current events.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Y'all have to know everything that's going on in the
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: news cycle and what even may happen because that's what
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: people want to talk about.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: Like, what's the name of that, what's the name of
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: the dude from, I forgot the player's name.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Love.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Is it?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: No, no. Oh, yeah. My boy, I love you, Coach.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I love you. San Francisco 49ers? No, no, no, no, no.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about that.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about the basketball player trying to go to
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: the WNBA.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: He just got a win. Royce White. Royce White. Yes.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: That man said that he identified, he said he's a
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: transgender woman who identifies as a lesbian.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I said, you mean straight, nigga? Straight, straight, straight, straight, straight.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: I was like, you just said, you just said.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Two left, make a right. Like, come on, you're just
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: a nigga with a wig.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Come on, bro.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Like, yo, stuff like that.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: When I see that, and I think he's trolling. We're
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: going to support our sister.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: We're going to support our sister. That's right. Shout out.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I hope you do get the WNBA. I'm going to
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: be watching. I'm going to be eating popcorn watching this.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I say, watch him dunk on all these motherfuckers. I
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: can't wait.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Hey, man, LeBron should do the same thing. He about
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: to quit. He need to put the wig on. He
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: ain't got, listen, he put some glue up there, put
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: the wig on. That's what Trump said. Oh, that's what
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Trump said. That's what Trump said. LeBron James should go
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: to the WNBA.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: It's going to be the most exciting time ever.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: It's exciting. He's a big black guy. He's totally a
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: black guy.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I love it. I want to say the word. Can
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: I say it? Nigga. I want to say it. I
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: don't think he would ask. Aw, yeah. How old is he?
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: 83?
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, boy. Trump is an old man. Old men don't
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: have no filter. Yeah.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: My grandfather used to light people up, but God rest
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: his soul.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Little fat boy was walking
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: into the shop one day. How you doing, fat boy?
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: He don't care. They don't care. If you're ugly, they
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: call you ugly. I can't wait. You know what I'm saying? Wow.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Need to ask God for another one. You know what
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? Something like that. You feel me? My grandpa
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: used to call people color. I said, well, you can't
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: say that no more. We are free now. You can't
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: say that no more. What, he from North Carolina? Where
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: you from? He is from Louisville, Kentucky. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: he done seen some stuff. Have you always been good
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: at impersonation? Yeah, since I was six. You know what
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I'm saying?
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: I used to use it to get girls back when
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: I started. Yeah, I ain't never believe in cooties. That
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: was never a thing for me. I said, she ain't
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: got cooties. That's a cutie, nigga.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? You didn't care nothing about COVID. Nah, nigga.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Come on, man. Yeah, I didn't care about COVID. I
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: ain't got everybody in my house. It's just a couple
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: of people. Sure, you know. You can test it at
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: the door. Go ahead and swab yourself. Let's see what
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: you got. It's our tea party. Yeah, nigga, I got cooties.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Maybe you want to call cooties for the right one.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, but, but seriously, at six years old, man,
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: I just, you know, if my first one was Iago
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Gilbert Godfrey, and then it just, it was Ed, it
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: was Forrest Gump, Sally Field. Then it was a freaking
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: like Ed, Ed and Eddie and all of them and freaking, oh, Rugrats,
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Rocco's Modern Life. I used to, there are impressions I
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: forgot that I did. I'm like, oh my gosh, I
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: literally have over 200 impressions.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Literally. When did you get known for it, though? Like,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: when did you go.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Like, damn? I got known for it. You mean, like, ubiquitously?
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, when the motherfucker, like, you went, quote, unquote, viral. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: So, I mean, the YouTube video, of course, the 750
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: impressions I put up first in 2009, that kind of
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: went viral.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: And then I put up another.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: 25 of them after that, that hit as well. And
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: then it really hit when I did the Will Smith
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: versus Denzel video behind the actor series. Because there's people
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: that still quote that today.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Skimless pickles. I'm like, God dang, nigga, that was 16
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: years ago. That was funny as hell. Yeah, man.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: So that was my claim to fame because they played
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: that on E!, And then everything just started popping after that,
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: you know? And nobody was doing Will Smith. People try
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: to do him now, but, you know, I'm like, okay.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: You know, it'll work. It's cool. It's cool. You got
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: a lot of people.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: I'm not throwing shade at nobody. I just, you know,
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: when I do it, it's Will. You know, because, yeah, like,
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: we can have the conversation, yeah, about whatever you want
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: to talk about. I see that you got mad uncomfortable.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You're just looking at the boost mobile thing.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Speak to us about the Chris Rock moment.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Like, yeah, that's that's kind of like, oh, you know,
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: I've got like mad movies that have dropped since then.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: But, you know, sometimes you got to smack a bitch. Yeah.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: I should have been doing that for years in my
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: own household. But, you know, like, you know, like, you know,
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: She, that's Tupac. Yeah.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: All jokes, man.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: All jokes, man. Tupac is hilarious. That's what it was. Tupac, man,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Tupac was a, Tupac was gangster.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: You feel me? Tupac was gangsta, you feel me? He
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: was messing with Jada back in the day. That's what
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: he did. So how you going to go from that
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: to a party in Miami with a heaters on? It's
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: not the same level.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? In the words of my
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Michael Jackson impression, there's levels. There's levels to this thing.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: There's levels. There's so many levels. There are. There are levels.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Jafar Jackson did a great job. Say what now? She upgraded?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: She upgraded, bro. Really? That's what she said? Yeah. Okay.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: We heard a lot. Wow. Did you watch the MJ movie?
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Did you rock with it? Yeah, man. Jafar went crazy.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: He freaking, he turned into, like, when he got burnt. Damn, I'm, I'm, see,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: everybody seen the movie. Everybody seen the movie. You seen
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: the movie that day.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: When they did, when Mike, the part when Michael got
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: burnt and you looked at Jafar's eyes and there's no,
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: he looked just like Michael. And there was parts, it
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: was like 38, I counted, 38 times I looked at
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: that screen. I said, that's Michael Jackson right there. Like,
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: he really, he in person, he became him. There was nothing.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: The laugh, everything. Now, the prosthetics, now, it was just,
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: it was a little, no, it was a little puffy.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: That nigga needed some Allegra or something, god dang it.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: God dang, he needed some clarity. He was so puffed up,
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: but he did a good job, man. He killed that role.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: Y'all think the same, right?
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. He killed that role.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Another, while we're talking about biopics, Yo, of course, Jamie
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Foxx and Ray.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Yes. The best.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: I don't want to cut you off. Now, this has
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: been a debate on this show. We always have a
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: conversation about you and Will.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Uh-oh. Ray or Ali?
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: That ain't the debate. Malcolm X? Malcolm X?
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Or Ray?
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Ray. He's got the best, bro. And Malcolm X was
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: a great movie. That brother starved. Denzel.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: That's one of my favorite posts.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: You see, brother, that's how it is, brother. You see
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Nick Rose. Anyway, anyway. Denzel, Denzel, great. He was fantastic
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: in that movie.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: But Jamie Foxx, When you lost, totally lost Jamie Foxx
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: in that movie.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: There was no, it wasn't a trace of Jamie Foxx.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: What's up, bro? Why are y'all even trying to debate?
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: That's his other voice. Did he? No, it's the best.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: That's top tier. Still do that shit?
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: What?
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: With your eyes glued the whole time like that? He
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: was really blind in the movie, bro.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He was really blind in the movie, bro.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I make it do what it do, baby. Yeah, bro. Cut. Hello, hello.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: He was on them motherfucking drugs, nigga. Yeah. Oh, he...
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Jamie Foxx. People are really on the drugs. Jamie Foxx,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: if he glued his eyes, you don't think he hit
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: the powder? Come on, man.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Only Columbo. Only Columbo locked in.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Who, Columbus? I know Columbus. We call him Columbo. Why
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: you call him Columbo?
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: He came on earlier and he had a prediction about
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: the Ditty stuff years before.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: He told us the truth about that. We had to
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: tell him he was wild at it. I say his
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: name all the time. I told you he was lying. No, yeah, bro.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: I got mad. Lenny Kravitz.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: He went crazy. He went crazy. Bro, I ain't even lying.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: I think, was it 2018? I said the same thing.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: I said, they about to get Diddy. I said, there's
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: nothing he can do about it. And I said, they
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: about to cook him. Because it's too much. If you're Hollywood,
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: I said, there's too much that has been done. Too
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: many people, too many cheeks have been clapped for it.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: To not go public, my nigga.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: And it did. And yo, something, you know what?
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: You know what else something I said too? When the
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: pandemic was going on. Matter of fact, I said this
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: in 19, I said this 2019. I said for what's
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: about to come, this was right when the pandemic was
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: about to hit. I said what's about to come and
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: I was talking about after the pandemic. People need to
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: learn how to hunt, Y'all need to learn how to program.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: You need to learn how to grow your own food.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: You need to learn how to, what else I say?
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: God dang it. I think that's three, right?
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: What'd I say? What'd I say? It's like grow your
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: own food. I said program.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, and livestock. You need to get some chickens. You
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: need to learn how to raise all that because, yo,
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: they coming after the food.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Yo, what's happening now? Nigga, you can't even have a
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: salad right now. That's crazy.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Nigga, you can't even eat a waffle with lettuce. Nigga,
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: you better get the lettuce taken off. You're going to
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: be sloshing everywhere.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: You know what? That's my boy. He likes the vegan Whoppers.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I love Impossible Whopper.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Bro, but it's happening. All of that's happening. You see
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: how they're taking the seeds. They're taking the seeds out
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: of the fruits because they don't want you to grow it.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: They don't want you to grow it yourself. Man, Dan,
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: let me shut up. They're going to shut down my
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: house with the flashlight. Take the seeds out of the fruits.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They take the seeds. Watermelon.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: It's wicked out here, boy. It's all altered. COVID being,
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: oh man, come on, man.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: You can get D, what no? We can get D. Oh, wow, yeah.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: We have to talk about Diddy. We can get Diddy.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Fresh off the Diddy is great. Fresh red cut. That's
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: all for sure.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: For us to be all the same age group, we
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: know how legendary SNL was. What was it like being
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: a part of that show? Would they have, the next
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: generation have something like that? Obviously, it's still going, but
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: for us, That was like prime time for us. We
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: looked forward to watching that on Saturday night. Just speak
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: about being there and being a man there as well.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: What was that moment like? Man. Bruh.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: Being a 22-year-old kid from Chesapeake, Virginia with no type
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: of sketch training.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Seriously.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, I did have some sketch training in college.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: I was on the improv team for a semester, but
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: that's it.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: To make that jump, From being on the road with
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Charlie Murphy and going to the same place that his
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: brother just took control of.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Man, I can't even describe that in words.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: To be able to have the clips go viral like
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: they did when I would be on.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Because Worldstar was putting them up. Yeah. For everybody to.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Worldstar Hip Hop.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: For you to go on Twitter and every second somebody
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: is typing your name.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: It was insane. They don't do that no more. Not
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: on Twitter, you know. Oh, they do. No, no, not
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: for me. I got killed. I'm dead on Twitter. Yeah.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's like now. It's a little bit different. Oh, yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: It's a little different. Yeah, man.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: But to be in that place with so many, where
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: the greats have flourished, it was, to me, I couldn't even,
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: I can't even describe it to you, brother.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: I can't even describe it to you.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: And it meant so much, meant so much culturally at
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: the time because we were, We were at the, like,
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: that was when social media was, like, first taken off.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: So to be, like, in the first breath of that, man,
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: it just was, it was dope, bro.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: It was dope.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: And to have so much confidence being so young, to
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: have that confidence knocked down by the show, because that's what.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: They do there. It's a mind game.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: But to be able to solidify yourself six years on
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: a show like that and to still be working because
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: of that show, bro, what?
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Feeling is indescribable, man, you know?
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: And hopefully I go back one day, and hopefully I
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: can host one day, you know, go back. I mean,
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: now I got the quiz with balls, you know, and
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: I didn't name it, you know. I didn't come up
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: here and say, hey, man, let's make a show. Let's
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: call it the quiz with balls. Nah, nigga, I was like,
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: call it the pit or something, you know what I'm saying?
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: I got cousins that live in New York. Nigga, I'm
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: going to get flamed.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Hey, yo, pause, B. Hey, yo, pause, B. Get
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: that show with balls. Get that show with balls, nigga. Yeah,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: you signed a contract.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Now you about to do another season?
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nigga, that's homo. Yeah, no homo, B. Like, that's
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: what it is, B. Like, you getting real loosey-goosey, my nigga. Like,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: come on, nigga. You know what I'm saying? Anyway. How
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: you get that opportunity? My answer now? Nah, the question.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Oh man, that happened. I'll tell you that happened after
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: the ratchetness left. You know what I'm saying?
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: I'm, I'm be honest with you. I was on a road.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: I felt like I was complacent. I was doing the
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: same thing. I'm sitting there smoking weed, dealing with all
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: these women, not, not freaking, not feeling like I'm elevating.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: And then I had a moment, had a moment in
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: my house where, um, Everything. I just broke down. Everything
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: that was happening. I was in the room. I had
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: all of these freaking different toys and stuff in there.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: I heard a voice say, get out of the room.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: I said, all right. I went into another room. And
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: I had insomnia. I couldn't sleep. I couldn't sleep unless
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: I was high or drunk. And that night, Man, I'm
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: talking about the most peaceful sleep you would ever have
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: in your life. Felt like a warm arm came over me,
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: started rocking me like I was a baby. And the
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: voice said, if you meet me halfway, I'll carry you
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: the rest of it. I said, all right. And I
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: started and I tried. I started getting rid of stuff.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: And I got that call for quiz with balls like
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: it was like a few weeks later, bro. And yeah,
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: and it's been going ever since. So I said, I'm
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: not going to go back to that old man, that
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: old that old person. especially when you blessing me like this. Because,
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: you know, to have a show that's going on for
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: three seasons, about to be four next year, you know
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: that you're covered by God, bro.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: And you want to be obedient to that power. You
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? So you don't want to slip
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: back into the same thing. I can't.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: So that's how that came up. And Fox was also
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: trying to find a show to do with me for years.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: And that one just made sense. You know, it was trivia.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: trivia crossed with wipeout, pretty much.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like consequences for getting shit wrong. Yeah, that's right. Hey,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: everything better be glued on, god dang.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: It.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: You get in that water, you gonna miss potato head,
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: god dang it. You gonna scatter. You gonna be shattered
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: on that water. And I like how y'all don't wait either.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: As soon as they get it wrong, it's immediately. Let's
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: get it on splash cam. Let's get it. Let's replay
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: it to let it run it back again.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Run it back again. Let's see that. That was, that
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: was also an idea of mine. So I'm a producer
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: on that show. You see, man, you, you, you just
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: got to, I tell, I tell everybody, stay in line.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: You stay in line, stay with Christ, stay in line.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: That's the, listen, it makes sense. I'm not going to preach.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: You feel me?
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: But it was a man here 2000 years ago. Plus
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: historically it's proven it's accurate. So whatever he was innocent,
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: he got killed.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? So, He didn't commit sin.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: That makes sense why he would rise, because if he
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: did commit a sin, then he wouldn't be able to
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: beat death.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: So none of us could have done that. None of us.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Only God could have done it. So anyway, look at
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: the Muslims mad at me. Stop talking. All right, whatever.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: Sorry, Mel.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, word? Okay, cool.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Word.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Sorry. Nah, man, but... It's real. That's real. You start
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: going like this. I love it. Make room for a
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: couple of babies. I'll have a vibe for sure. All right, man. Obviously,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: you're hosting the show.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: If there is a show in history that you could
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: ever host, what would it be? Obviously, you said SNL.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: One of your favorite shows. If you had an opportunity
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: to tap in with a reboot, what would you do?
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Reboot?
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. You know what, man? Damn it, Alfonso's already doing it.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: But America's Funniest Home Video.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Top tier show. We grew up on that.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like, you see all the shows later that...
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: spawn from that idea. They do clips and people talk
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: about it. Like, that was the first one.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Rob Dyrdek. And then, yeah. There you go.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: I just saw him not too long ago, really. He
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: used to do the Denzel impression and try to use.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: The white dude. Yeah. Yeah. You look it up.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: It's old, back in 2010, but he tried. I didn't
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: say it was good. I said he tried. He was
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: trying to do it. MTV was only, what, Wild N'
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Out and Ridiculousness. Yeah.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Spamming. Yup. And what's that, what's the Snooki and
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: all of that? Jersey.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Jersey.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: One of my favorite shows of all time. Yeah. Shout
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: out to DJ Pauly. DJ Pauly P. I never got
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: to hear that. Early Jersey Shore, bro. That is a legend.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Love hip-hop, bro. Pauly P.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: It was Italian. Love hip-hop. Yeah, I used to watch
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Love and Hip-hop. It'd have been your bobs, though. You
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: liked the scenery. GPL, baby. GPL. Hey, Cobb, people don't
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: even realize. That's something. Now, y'all still got Daphne up there.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. People don't even.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Realize, man, the first seasons of Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: started Like, I used to do all them impressions.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: I used to do Mimi. Stevie's age to go, bro.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Top tier.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: Does a fat, does a, does a, does a fat
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: kid love chocolate cake?
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then, Stevie, I'm not going back to the
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: strip club, Stevie. I'm not going to do it, Stevie.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: You're going to have fun with me to go to
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: the strip club, Stevie. And listen, listen, nigga, I want
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: that B cake. I don't want that B cake. Yeah,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: she was out there.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: I know this is toxic as hell, but every time
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Stevie got back, he said, you going back to the
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: strip club?
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I didn't go to the B cake. I didn't go.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: To the B cake. Stevie was a piece of shit.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: He was so respected. He was the reason why the
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: show flowed so well. Hey, Mimi Foss too. Shout out
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: to her. Just gonna let that bitch come up in
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: here and say whatever.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: You gonna let that bitch.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: That's how she said it, bro.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: That's how she said it, bro.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: Shout out to Mona.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. Oh, wait.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: I love New York with hilarious food.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Hoops. Hoops was bad.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: She was a looker, but so far as watching, bro,
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: you got Stevie J. Then you was blessed to come
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: up New York and get Peter Dudd.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: God dang. Wow. Bro, Moda is a legend, bro. That
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: box had motion, nigga. Player of the Love was the best, though.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Buck Wilde. Yeah. We would never get reality like that again, bro. Man,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you this, man.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: As somebody who's done it, you never want to, you
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: don't want to date one of them joints, bro. You
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: don't want to do it, bro. I'm telling you, man.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Them joints is invasive. They ready. They got the camera ready.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: I'm like, man, I ain't trying to.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: Who am I?
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: I'm amazing. I don't know. I ain't even going to
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: tell you who it was. I'm going to tell you.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: It was somebody on the show. I'm going to tell
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: you one of them. You know what I'm saying? Who
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: it is? I ain't going to say who it is, man.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: For what, man? You want to go to a show?
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: For what? I mean, you can try. Even if I
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: see the person, I'm a cataract. I'm legally blind. Respect.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: Nah, but here's the thing. Here's the thing. And I
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: will say this about that situation. You know, a lot
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: of it was coincidental. Like, I'll tell you this. And
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: then you piece it together after the show. You can
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: put the pieces together later. But My parents just show
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: up to my shows.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: I don't invite them. They just come. I'll be somewhere.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: We'll be there.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Nigga, ain't nobody tell you. Okay, whatever, whatever. So I
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: was doing a show in Jacksonville. I think I was
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: doing a Martin show. Before COVID. I was doing a
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: Martin show. No, this was after.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: This was a year. Yeah, this was a year after.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: All right, cool.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: I'm doing a show in Jacksonville. She live in Atlanta.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know if she still live there.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But I couldn't just go.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: To the Jacksonville show and be there, and you were
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: an hour away, and I don't invite you out because
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: it's going to cause problems. But at the time, my
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: dad was like, yo, I'm going to do security for
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: you because you know them niggas are down there. I'm
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: going to be out there with you. You know, he registered.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: He ready to pop off, whatever. So I said, wait,
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: you coming this weekend? I said, oh, damn. So he come,
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: she see him, and she think, That I'm introducing her
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: to him. But it's not like that. It was just,
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: it was coincidental. I didn't tell that nigga to come.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: I ain't tell him to show up. That nigga just
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: showed up. But I got to have you down there
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: because I'm dating you.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: So she does a whole blog.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: I stopped talking to her after that weekend, you know,
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: because I was just like, man, I ain't gonna be
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: able to do this. And then she put it out.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: She put it out to all her fan base. Oh,
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: he introduced me to his father. I didn't introduce you
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: to a goddamn thing. You just happened to be there.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: That's all it was. But now the narrative is that
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: Jay Pharoah was a bad dude because he'd just be
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: introducing people to his folks and then be leaving them.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: That ain't it. You just won't hit. I couldn't do it.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: So, yeah. All right. So... Yeah, man. He's at the screen.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Say, what happened? Oh, man. Yeah, yeah. Man. So, anyway, anyway.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: But what I was, like I'm saying, if you date
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: somebody like that, man, they going to be, they about
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: the public and all of that.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: I don't like that. I'm a private person, so. Content
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: over everything these days. Yeah, man. We just want you
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: a regular girl. Yeah, sure. Normal shorty. I don't need that.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, you could be in the industry, but yo,
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: does everything have to be recorded? We don't got to
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: record everything. We don't have to put everything up. I'm
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: not that type of person. I don't like that.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Everything is real now, bro.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like that, bro. Especially now, you ain't
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: going to be talking about my meat now. You know
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying? Don't be talking about my meat and
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: be putting it up and telling me, baby, it's like this.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Don't listen. Don't nobody need to know about my meat
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: except for the person that going in. You know what
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? That's true. Don't send it. No, I don't
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: be sending. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Come on. I don't be sending no deep hits, man.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: I don't be doing that, man. That's why you got
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: the Android, okay? Yeah. Get pictures on the Android. You can't. Yeah,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: that's right. First 48, nigga. Like a Blackberry. Damn. Come on, man.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: The picture used to come in slowly. Damn, shout out
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: to BBM, boy. What a time, boy. If you know,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: you know. That's BBM for real. Man.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Listen, man, Jay, we appreciate you sliding in. We know
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: you got to get out here, man.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Damn, that's it. Yeah, dang.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: Hold on.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: What time is it? We ain't premature in this thing.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Hold on. What time is it? Hold on. What time
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: is it? Oh, okay. Cool. Yeah, it's time to go.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Dr. Ball, man. Dr.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Ball is live right now. And I was the EP. Jay,
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: we appreciate you, man.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Shout out to Cal.
• 46:31
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• 46:36
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• 46:37
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