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❄️ RHOSLC St. Patrick's Day ☘️ in San Francisco + Detroit Coney Weekend Recap w/ Jaime Moyer · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Drama, darling Drama, darling Drama, darling Hello, everybody. It's Drama Darling,
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: and we're back. We are back with Salt Lake City
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  Speaker 1: and my bestie, Jamie Moyer. Hi, Jamels.
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  Speaker 2: Hi.
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  Speaker 1: So before we get into Salt Lake City, we just
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  Speaker 1: want to welcome everyone in, of course. And we want
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  Speaker 1: to talk a little bit about Detroit, because Jamie and
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  Speaker 1: I had a whirlwind of a weekend, and it's Suffice
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  Speaker 1: it to say, I have brushed over some of the
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  Speaker 1: details on this podcast, and some of it I just
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  Speaker 1: left for the Patreon. So I would like to really
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  Speaker 1: share to the world and beyond, some of my darlings
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  Speaker 1: out there listening to the free, with the ads and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Free to the free.
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  Speaker 1: To the free free. That, you know, the Coney in
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  Speaker 1: Detroit was something that we participated in last weekend. It
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  Speaker 1: was an incredible fundraiser for... the Children's Fund of Michigan,
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  Speaker 1: in which we've raised $ 2. 7 million.
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  Speaker 2: I have to say, yeah, that was unbelievable. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking if they raised $ 400, 000, I would be
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  Speaker 2: to tears. So the fact that they made that much
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  Speaker 2: was amazing. And I was to tears, everyone. Own it!
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  Speaker 2: Mark Evan Jackson. Have you noticed that?
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  Speaker 1: I have noticed all on the streets of Detroit. Just
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  Speaker 1: own it, Detroit. They're like, wow, is Lisa Renna in
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  Speaker 1: this fundraiser? That's so cool.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it was so fun. And you darlings would have
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  Speaker 2: been so proud of Amy. So basically, I can tell
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  Speaker 2: it real fast, Amy. Should I go for it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, do it. Do it. Just this one part. So
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  Speaker 2: everyone needs to know in Detroit, there are billboards everywhere
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  Speaker 2: of this lawyer who's blonde and gorgeous with beautiful crimson
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  Speaker 2: lipstick all the time called, and her name is Jomana K.
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  Speaker 1: Roos.
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  Speaker 2: And it's just a thing. And when people come to town,
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  Speaker 2: they're like, who is that woman on that billboard on
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  Speaker 2: every corner? So it's a well-known thing. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Personal injury attorney. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So take it from there, Amy. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: So I was asked to portray Jomana K. Roos from
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  Speaker 1: the law offices of Jomana K. Roos. None from the billboards.
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  Speaker 1: And we will get you your payout. So that was
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  Speaker 1: just a true honor. So sure enough, I packed up
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  Speaker 1: my Erika Jayne wig. I grabbed one of my pleather skirts.
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  Speaker 2: One of your many, seven or eight.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, several to choose from. Some gorgeous boots, some jewelry
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  Speaker 1: I've worn and decked out with Housewives stuff. And I
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  Speaker 1: took to the stage as Jumana. And and it was
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  Speaker 1: interesting because, oh, Andy Richter was I did that original
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  Speaker 1: scene with him. And so he's the one that says like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: Jemima K. Ruse, what are you doing here? And like,
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  Speaker 1: so when they saw me and they could it was
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  Speaker 1: a visual laugh. Right, Jamie?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. I mean, I have to say, first
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  Speaker 2: of all. I already told you this, Amy, but your
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  Speaker 2: styling was impeccable. She looked good. You die. I die.
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  Speaker 2: It looked, you look so good. The hair, the jewelry,
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  Speaker 2: the makeup. And she comes out and he's like, is
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  Speaker 2: that J Monica Roos in the law offices of J
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  Speaker 2: Monica Roos? And, and then the whole bit is that
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  Speaker 2: Amy is like, Like Andy Richter's like, I met Tony
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  Speaker 2: Hawk backstage. I think I'm going to start skateboarding. Let
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  Speaker 2: me put on my safety gear. And Amy's like, don't
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  Speaker 2: put it on. I will protect you with a lawsuit.
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  Speaker 2: Just see what happens.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, if something should happen, you know. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So it was really fun. And then the best part
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  Speaker 1: was like, I loved that I got to go down
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  Speaker 1: into the audience, into the VIP section. And just talk
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  Speaker 1: with them. And honestly, they pulled me out of there
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  Speaker 1: way too fast. I was like, let me spend some
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  Speaker 1: time with some people. No, it was perfect.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, let me cook. Let me cook down there.
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  Speaker 1: Let mama serve.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Amy goes out. She goes, oh, serving up dish?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yes. I was just going to say. Serving dish.
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  Speaker 1: In the audience. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was really, really fun. The audience was great. Full house. Packed.
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  Speaker 1: Sold out.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of Full House, actors from the TV show Full
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  Speaker 2: House are there. Dave Coulier, Stephanie, and Kimmy Gibbler. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: But Amy's bit, darlings, you'll be happy to know, brought
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  Speaker 2: the house down. And she's out in the audience going,
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  Speaker 2: how are those shoes? And the lady's like, oh, they
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  Speaker 2: feel good. And Amy's like, sure, you sure? No bunions?
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  Speaker 2: No blisters? I will represent you. Like, just nailed it.
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  Speaker 2: And the crowd loved her. And also, there were just
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  Speaker 2: so many fun celebrities there. And we raised $ 2. 7 million.
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  Speaker 2: And then we got to go to the, Amy brought
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  Speaker 2: me as her plus one darling. So I was given
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  Speaker 2: the VIP treatment and we went along with her. We
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  Speaker 2: got box seats at the Tigers game and it was
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  Speaker 2: Justin Berliner's last game.
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  Speaker 1: And Jamie and I were like, I mean, we don't,
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  Speaker 1: we haven't really tuned in much to a Tigers game,
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  Speaker 1: but I'll tell you that day. Yeah. Ride or die, baby.
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  Speaker 3: Tears.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Before that, I'm like, I guess
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  Speaker 2: the pitchers, it's his last day. His name is Bustin Turlander.
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  Speaker 2: Cut to two hours later, I'm sobbing in the sand.
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  Speaker 1: Sobbing. No, she was wiping tears.
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  Speaker 2: I was wiping tears, but they set us up, everyone,
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  Speaker 2: because it was like, the manager goes out to tell
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  Speaker 2: him it's his last pitch, and then you just hear
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  Speaker 2: this music. Then his little daughter comes running out. The
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  Speaker 2: music is like.
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  Speaker 1: Swelling. That's Jurassic Park.
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  Speaker 2: The daughter's running out. Then he's crying. And then everyone's crying.
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  Speaker 2: Then all the guys are hugging him. Then his wife
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  Speaker 2: comes out with his little son. Everyone's crying. Then I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm like, they're manipulating us as I'm crying.
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  Speaker 2: And then I look over and they've got the camera
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  Speaker 2: trained on this much older woman.
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  Speaker 1: And she's probably is.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, sobbing. And I was like, they got me. No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, they got us. Yeah, they got us real good.
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  Speaker 2: They tricked us with the music, especially. But then also,
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  Speaker 2: the next day, they got us into Eminem's box at
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  Speaker 2: the Lions game.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, which my brother, Kirk Phillips at Rosenia Associates, designed.
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  Speaker 1: Because they helped design Ford Field, and they did the
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  Speaker 1: suites and the club level. So I was just a
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  Speaker 1: proud sis up there. Yeah, the suites were gorgeous.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, they were so beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: Beautiful i mean talk about swanky oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: And excellent chicken tacos and chicken tenders.
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  Speaker 1: I did have some chicken tenders and i had some
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  Speaker 1: gorgeous cow salad kale salad and a cow salad.
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  Speaker 2: I avoided the kale salad what with us having a
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  Speaker 2: flight mere hours later um And you know what's so
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  Speaker 2: funny too, darlings? My godmother, who has been in my
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  Speaker 2: life since I was a child, of course, as a
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  Speaker 2: godmother tend to be.
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  Speaker 1: Truly.
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  Speaker 2: She works at Ford Field and she was working there
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  Speaker 2: in the box office. And so I texted my godbrother
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  Speaker 2: and I said, where is mama? And he told me.
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  Speaker 2: And then I left the box. I left up high
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  Speaker 2: and went all the way to the bowels of Ford Field.
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  Speaker 2: And I begged someone to let me go outside to
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  Speaker 2: see her. And one person goes, no reentry without a
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  Speaker 2: ticket ever. And I was like, thank you, sir. And
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  Speaker 2: then I just went right to another person. You can't
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  Speaker 2: argue with a person who's rigid.
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  Speaker 1: No, this was the best because Jamie's like, they don't
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  Speaker 1: know me.
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  Speaker 2: They don't know what I can do. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: If you leave the suites area, you cannot get back in.
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  Speaker 1: It's high security, all this stuff. And she's like, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
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  Speaker 1: And then the next thing you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, oh, that's a wonderful policy. Very
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  Speaker 2: helpful for terrorists.
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  Speaker 1: Bye.
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  Speaker 2: And then I went to the next person. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: my God, mom is working 20 feet from this door.
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  Speaker 2: Can I just go surprise her? And they were like, yes, baby.
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  Speaker 1: There were so many great moments. And like Jamie and
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  Speaker 1: I got to share a room at the Shinola, which
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  Speaker 1: is an exquisite hotel with exquisite, fine watches. In which
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  Speaker 1: I opened a swag bag and, oh, I've got it
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  Speaker 1: on right now. I'm wearing my Shinola watch. Gorgeous, gorgeous Detroit.
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  Speaker 2: That was in one of the bags?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't tell you this?
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  Speaker 2: Holy shit. Wow. Shinola watches are very well known. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: and you've got your Kony bracelet. Wow. I did not know.
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  Speaker 2: So Amy's there with all the celebrities. So celebrities get
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  Speaker 2: treated better than regular people. We all know that. That's
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  Speaker 2: just universal.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently they do. And I don't know how I
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  Speaker 1: got on this list, but I was happy to be there.
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  Speaker 2: You were rocking the list. I mean... You know, first
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  Speaker 2: class tickets and all the beautiful swag. And there was
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  Speaker 2: a swag bag for me too. And everything was first class.
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  Speaker 2: And the people that put the event on thought of
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  Speaker 2: every detail to make everyone feel so welcome. And Amy,
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  Speaker 2: I've said it before. I'll say it again. Thank you
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  Speaker 2: for bringing me as your plus one and treating me
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  Speaker 2: to a fabulous A-lister weekend. Jamie, you would.
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  Speaker 1: Have been there with or without me, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Well, they did bring me, but that was amazing. But
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  Speaker 2: it was your, it was you and I that got
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  Speaker 2: to do all these little extras.
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  Speaker 1: Right. And but you would have been, but you would have,
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  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say is Jamie, you would have
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  Speaker 1: ended up in those situations, even if it weren't, wasn't
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  Speaker 1: through me as I'm saying, there's a, a, an amazing statue, um,
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  Speaker 1: right downtown Detroit on the corner of Woodward and Jefferson.
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  Speaker 1: And it's called the spirit of Detroit. And it's this,
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  Speaker 1: man holding I don't know, globes. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: I remember.
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  Speaker 2: He's holding his globes, darling. Not the golden globes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he's holding like two spheres.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And it's called the Spirit of Detroit. And I'm like, Jamie...
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  Speaker 1: You are the spirit of Detroit. So, like, don't get
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  Speaker 1: it twisted. Everywhere she went, Jamie Moyer. Also, just, like,
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  Speaker 1: bunking with you was the best. We shared a king-size bed.
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  Speaker 1: And Jamie hit it so hard this weekend. She was gone, like,
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  Speaker 1: until 4 in the morning. We only had, like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, four hours of sleep. And I had to
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  Speaker 1: wake her up. And sure enough, she doesn't miss a beat.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, Jamie, time to wake up. She's like, run
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  Speaker 1: fast for your mother and fast for your father. She
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  Speaker 1: just gets up on it. She doesn't stop. She goes out.
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  Speaker 1: She goes over to this bar. She's going to see
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  Speaker 1: her friend Allison Lewis play her band. You went out
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  Speaker 1: with Sam Richardson. And you saw Sean and Inga, all
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  Speaker 1: the Detroit people. It was so awesome.
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  Speaker 2: I wish I could have seen everybody, but it was literally,
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  Speaker 2: we were there for 51 hours, but darlings, it's so funny.
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  Speaker 2: So we were sharing this King bed. I said, Amy,
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  Speaker 2: I hope I don't disturb you. When I came in,
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  Speaker 2: Amy was so little in that bed. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: is she even in there? Is this a Ferris Bueller situation?
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  Speaker 2: She was just like tightly tucked on the, on the
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  Speaker 2: right side of the bed and I could barely see
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  Speaker 2: her moving.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, I'm a stomach sleeper. Anywho, um, But
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  Speaker 1: we just had such a great time. It was a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful show. We got to see so many friends from
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  Speaker 1: the improv world and beyond. Oh, and Jemana K.
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  Speaker 2: Ruse.
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  Speaker 1: We just got alerted.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, this is unbelievable. So a friend of ours sent
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  Speaker 2: us a screenshot. Jemana K. Ruse, someone posted a picture
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  Speaker 2: of Amy and tagged Jemana, someone who knew her, and said,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you knew you were part of
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  Speaker 2: this event. And then Jemana K. Ruse re- posted it
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  Speaker 2: and said, I heard I made an appearance in the
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  Speaker 2: comedy at the show, blah, blah, blah. What a good sport. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I knew she'd be a good sport if she heard
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  Speaker 1: about it. I knew it.
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  Speaker 2: I knew it.
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  Speaker 1: She's really involved in charities and she seems like she
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  Speaker 1: has a great sense of humor. I can tell from
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  Speaker 1: those billboards.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, the billboards are very serious, Amy. I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to try to pull that picture up. Oh, here it is. Oh, no,
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  Speaker 2: that's not it.
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  Speaker 1: That's not it. Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: Never mind, everyone. That's okay. Just go to Jay Bona's
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  Speaker 2: page and you'll see her. She's a delight.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: She's a delight.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, here it is.
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  Speaker 2: Here it is. Here it is. Okay. So for those
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  Speaker 2: of you watching. For those watching on the Patreon. Read
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  Speaker 2: what it says, Amy. In her voice.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't make it to last night's Kony charity event,
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  Speaker 1: but apparently I made it into the stand-up ha-ha heart.
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  Speaker 2: And there's Amy.
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  Speaker 1: That's fun.
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  Speaker 2: Look at her styling. Yeah, it was a beautiful weekend
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  Speaker 2: for amazing to bring that much money in specifically for
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  Speaker 2: arts education for Detroit kids is humongous. And it was
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  Speaker 2: the Children's Hospital of Michigan, the Detroit Creativity Project, 2.7 million. Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 2: Like wild.
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  Speaker 1: For the arts, you know, for the arts. Also, my
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  Speaker 1: bestie from Chicago, Kelly Ford Owen, came in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And Claudia Wallace came in from Chicago, who maybe you
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: darlings know from the Drama Darling live show. She was
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  Speaker 1: one of the Real Housewives of Chicago. She played in
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  Speaker 1: the show. Anyway, so Kelly came in and I walked
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  Speaker 1: her back to her hotel at the end of the
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  Speaker 1: night on Saturday and she was staying at the Siren. Well,
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: I walk in there. I'm like, this hotel is amazing. Nice.
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  Speaker 1: The lobby is just like, it looks like a boudoir,
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  Speaker 1: like you're on a set of a boudoir. So I
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  Speaker 1: was like, we got to take some pictures. So we
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: spent like an hour posing in front of all these
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  Speaker 1: different vignettes in that hotel lobby. And it was so funny.
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  Speaker 1: And then Claudia walks in because she's staying there too.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, yeah, we're right in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of a photo shoot, like major.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all look gorgeous too. Kelly Ford Owen's dress was stunning.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, she's a fashionista, you know.
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  Speaker 2: And jewelry. Look her up, darlings.
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  Speaker 1: Jewelry designer to the stars.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And by stars, I mean Amy M. Phillips.
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  Speaker 1: Get out at the end. Annie. So why don't we
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: talk about Salt Lake City? Sorry, Brett. Sorry, Brett. We
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: didn't even mention we were on Ford Field. We got
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: to go on Ford Field.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I guess part of my ding-battedness, I had no idea.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, gosh, it really seems like they're walking us
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  Speaker 2: down into the, holy shit, we're walking out onto the field.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody knew, except for maybe like a couple of people
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  Speaker 1: who were going to do a wave to the camera.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't know.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, is that right? Nobody knew?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody knew.
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  Speaker 2: I just assumed I didn't know because I'm an absolute dingbat.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, we did not know. Um, so that was
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  Speaker 1: really cool. What a highlight.
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  Speaker 2: All right. So proud of you, Amy, and you are
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  Speaker 2: a star and you should always be treated that way.
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  Speaker 2: You should be treated with red carpet everywhere you go.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: That's not the time and place.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: We were in.
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  Speaker 1: Detroit, but these Salt Lake City ladies went to San Francisco.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: And wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Nothing like a Salt
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Lake City Sprinter van to get us revved up for
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: some drama. And I got to tell you, this new housewife,
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Ashley Kwai, is phenomenal. She is working in seamlessly. There's
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: already drama, and I felt bad for her. This whole
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: connection with Whitney... And her best friend that, like, passed.
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  Speaker 1: And this being her sister is really intense.
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  Speaker 2: I know. First of all, I was absolutely triggered when
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: I saw a camera angle in a Sprinter van. Nothing
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: good goes down in a Sprinter van. Nothing. Except those ratings.
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  Speaker 2: Ratings go. Yeah. I just. It's like. You know, there's
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: a Jay-Z lyric after that whole thing when Shalange beat
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: his ass on the elevator where he goes, he goes, yeah,
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: a lot of shit goes down when you put $ 2
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  Speaker 2: billion on an elevator. That's how I feel every time
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: I see a Sprinter van. I'm like, ugh. But Amy,
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: I have to agree with you. And you know what?
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: I hate to say this, not to bring the room down, but.
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  Speaker 2: Her friend Ashley Kwai being on the show is giving
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: me Shamia and Portia vibes. What friendship can survive? No.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Immediately. Immediately no. It's not a.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Good idea for these friendships. Immediately no. And Whitney told
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: that story to Angie. Dumb. Stupid.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: And she's going to tell everybody everything.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course. Angie loves to do that. So that
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: was rough stuff. Rough first episode for Ashley Kwai. crying again,
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: crying again.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Oh man, those were real tears. When Meredith and Lisa
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: had her in the corner there, I love somebody over
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: in the other group was like, Lisa's grooming her right now.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: And I was like, it's too funny. Because they need
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: numbers over there. Meredith and Lisa need numbers. So they
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: better recruit and recruit hard. So I think it's smart that,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: how about when Meredith said to.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Her, if they see you affected by this, they're gonna
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: go in harder.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was wild.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I was like, damn, this is so intense on the housewives. Like,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: there is strategy. And then you hear from the other
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: camp that they're like, oh my God, she's crying. Let's
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: go in harder. You know, you just like, you know that.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: They're, yeah. It's crazy. Like the way that they, I
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: also love when Meredith was like, I'm not taking your apology.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Go fuck yourself. I just love it. But yeah, that
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: was a little window in, wasn't it, Amy? I didn't
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: even think about it that way.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: It was. And I felt like Meredith was giving her
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: a little, you know, a sneak peek and a little
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: morsel of gold because I don't think that she probably
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: gives many housewives that come in, you know, her secrets.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: But it seemed like She was like, those look like
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: real tears. Okay. Real tears. Lisa, those real tears. She's like, yeah,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: those are real tears. And they really genuinely felt bad
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: for her. It was nice to see those two, like,
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: actually console somebody, to be honest with you. Because they're
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: so far up each other's, you knows, that. Yeah.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Their butts.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Their butts.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: No, you're right. And also I felt it was genuine
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: from them. I do think that like Lisa and Meredith
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: were traumatized a little bit. Well, first of all, Meredith
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: took it real hard on the chin on that season
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: where everyone was accusing her of being a pill popper.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, that was insane. Oh, my God. She took
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: it hard on the chin.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: She sure did.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then I have to, you know, as Amy knows,
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: I like everyone usually. Like, even when they do things
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: that drive me crazy. But Whitney, I am sick of
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: these apologies. Every fucking season, there's some apology where she's
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: on the brink of tears. Yeah. Can we start fresh
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: from here? Bitch, clean up your act. I'm sick of
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: starting fresh from here every time with you. And she
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: knows just how to word it so that a person
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: would look past it. if they didn't agree. And Meredith
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: was like, no, I'm not doing this bullshit.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: I know. I agree with you. And also, like, I
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: guess the difference this season is that she is sober.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: And I honestly forgot that until she was saying, we're
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: in San Francisco. And I'm not drinking.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: So I don't, you know, maybe this will be interesting.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: So I just, I forget. So she is trying to
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: clean up her act, but we've seen it one too
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: many times. Every single season, it's something. And it's like
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: in front of everybody. And it's like, can we start
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: from the beginning?
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Every time, literally, probably every single season, the
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: season when she upset Heather, like this, you know, so
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: betrayed and like, also was thinking that too when I
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: saw Meredith and Lisa at dinner though I'm like you
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: gotta give it to Meredith to be able to forgive
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: I hate her she fucked everyone in New York like
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: that's a huge thing to get over so honestly I
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: can't to Meredith.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: I think about it on every episode Jamie I cannot
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: believe they bounce back from that a lot too considering
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: that Meredith will not budge on most everything And I
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: think it must have been an offer that she couldn't
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: refuse from Lisa. Like, I will do whatever it takes
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: to have your back till the end of time. You know,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: she must have really said, I will have like, let's
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: not take this friendship to a secure alliance that we
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: can ride out until the end.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: They also could have gone the other way because when
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: the show started, they were like, we're like sisters. Everyone
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: thinks we're the same person. And then stuff like that
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: comes up.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: And they could have gone the wrong way, but you're right.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: But you know what? If someone messes up that bad,
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: that does put Meredith in a power position, which is a,
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: it's a, it's a good feeling to have where you're like,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: I could forgive her. I could not forgive her. I'll
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: see what I feel. But, but yeah, man, that, that
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: shows that Meredith can be forgiving. And also now these
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: bitches have me wondering if Meredith's wearing a wig all
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: the time. She is. Why, why is it like a
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: big secret then?
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't think, I think that maybe the producer.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: And what does her real hair look like?
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Well, I think her real hair really looks like that.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: I just think that it's more, I think it's just
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: more full. And here's what, when I saw it, I go, oh,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: she's wearing a wig this season. Good for her. Because,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: you know, like filming these housewives shows, you got to
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: do all your hair and makeup for all these confessionals.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: You got to go out and all this shit. I
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: would be like, put a wig on it. I'm done. Like,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: you know, also, you know, she has a facelift, right?
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: It looked amazing. Oh, isn't that the best work you've
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: ever seen?
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: One of the best facelifts I've ever seen. And that
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: includes all celebrities who sometimes get bad ones. That's right
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: up there in the Kris Jenner Hall of Fame. Kris
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Jenner's most recent work. And Lindsay Lohan.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: They brought Lindsay Lohan back from I don't know where.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: From the parent trap. They brought her back to the
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: parent trap. That's how young she looks. Yeah.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: What in the death becomes me? Isabella Rossellini prick. If
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: her finger, Lindsay Lohan, got the prick.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I think that her facelift is so fresh, it's very
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: possible she might have bruising or some, I don't want
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: to say scabbing, but some sort of remains somewhere on
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: her jawline back by her ears. And maybe this is
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: just a temporary wig in order to hide that. I
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Great.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Either way, I'm for it. I don't think she's necessarily
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: keeping it a secret. I think that the producer was
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: just like saying to Whitney, well, she's not talking about
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: how she's wearing a wig. So it's not really part
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: But this episode had three wig shadings. What? Angie said
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: it too, I think, in the confessional. Three wig shadings?
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: At least two for sure wig shadings.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so sorry. And I was watching this. With
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: no distraction.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: You alerted to the first one.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: That was last week.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: So if they're doing that to her, that's not nice.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: No, two of them at least did it. And I'm
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: pretty sure one of them was Angie. Angie's like, it
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: could have blown her wig back. No pun intended. Whatever
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: the fuck it was. And I was like, that's not nice.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: No, it's not, Angie.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Don't do that. She could have alopecia.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, I want to mention.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: She doesn't. She doesn't, but she could.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Maybe I will.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Maybe Brooks Marks tracksuits will give me that. I might
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: put it over my head.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: I love that Brooks popped out and was like, thank
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: you for having me. I gotta go.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: He just came out of nowhere. It was so funny
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: because he's like, I don't smother you. Brooks, do I
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: smother you? He's like, yes, mother. Yes, mother.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I did love that random ass scene with she and
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Seth and then Brooks popping out in the tracksuit, which
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: he had to. I'm like, is he literally shooting in
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: the city?
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: No, that's the other one.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Next Gen. Next Gen NYC, my favorite show currently on Bravo.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: It's the best. I told Amy, Amy, darlings, I told
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Amy that Next Gen. First of all, I called it.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Amy gave me my flowers because I said that's going
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: to be a good shit. I said this is going
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: to be good. I just love it. I love the editing.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I love the people. And they're also not quite sure
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: where they're at yet, which I love, but not the
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: seasoned ones. Anyway, I think next Shen NYC is the
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: new Vanderpump Rules.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. You are so right, Jamie.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: And also I want to say on this episode, Amy,
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: we have to do a conversation because as her daughter,
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: because she sounds just like. Oh my God. Let's do it.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Let's do it. Okay. We're on the phone.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Okay. Chloe? Hi, Rob.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: So, are you going to respond to the email for me?
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: I was thinking about it, but I'm not sure if
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: it's necessary. I'm Chloe.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Well, you need to make a choice because that's up
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: to you. It's not up to me, and I've just
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: promoted you to president.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm the president of the company, and I'm also
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: the face. 24 years old. I'm Chloe. Own it!
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, I do love... Yes, thank you. Good job. Good job, Jeannie.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: I do love that one cut in the sprinter van. No, no, no, no.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: This was in the hotel room when they were at
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: the Beacon Grand. Gorgeous. And, oh. Gorgeous San Francisco. Me too.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I looked it up right on. I was immediately looking
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: it up immediately on my phone. Okay, so Whitney is
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: telling Heather that Ashley is nervous about Heather going for Lisa.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: And then, of course, Bronwyn tells Angie that Ashley was hazing,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: you know, Angie. And then we get this cut of
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Heather in a slow motion from back in the day
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: where she goes, I'm not a pill popper. And I,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: you don't count my drinks.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: That was a rough, rough cut back.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I was like, is this a parody of the house?
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: You're like, stop doing the work for me, people. Yeah.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: But you know, it, To your point about like Meredith's
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: rough season when she took it on the chin about
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: pill popping. I was like, I forgot. Was Heather even
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: accused of that? I don't remember that.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Who knew? I don't remember it. These girls sometimes, I
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: wish I could just say them, do less. This is
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: such a perfect franchise. Because even like that conversation that
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Whitney had with.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Ashley.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Someone, yeah. Ashley Kwai. We're in some trouble here because basically,
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: this is what I'm saying about friendship ruined. Ashley Kwai
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: barely said anything. She basically was like, yeah, Heather was,
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: that was crazy when Heather jumped across the table. And
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: then she said the one other thing. What was the
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: second thing they took her to task for? Do you remember? Yeah. Oh,
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: how Angie, how Angie, quote, unquote, confronted her. And there
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: was a discrepancy between saying the word, sorry for these
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: long pauses.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, diabolical.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: No, no. The other one. aggressive and she was like
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: i'm just being arduous like whatever the word was she
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: didn't even say aggressive but basically ashley quiet barely had
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: a conversation and whitney brought it back to those bitches
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: and then those bitches ran with two dumb things and.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: They weren't even true they that these women.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Don't have the words yes.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Completely wrong they are playing not only are they playing
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: telephone and getting um uh aggressive the word aggressive and
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: the word A dress wrong.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: That's what I was trying to say just now.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a dress. That's exactly right, Jamie.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: I said arduous or something.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Well, you had it.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: We knew.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: And then the diabolical thing when she said Diablo and
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: she's kind of joking. Yeah. And also, like, also Heather was, like,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: pointing and being pretty intense across the table. Then Bronwyn
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: is like, I don't remember ever saying that. My name
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: isn't Bronwyn and we're not in San Francisco, so who
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: are you? Like, she completely... Completely denied everything that she said.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: It was the weirdest thing.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: It was so strange. And all I can do is
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: just wait for the reunion and hope they roll the tape.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, embarrassing. This happens on every franchise. I did.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: not say that. And then they show the clip and
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: they're like, here's exactly what I am saying. It is that,
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: you know, it's embarrassing.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: They I mean, they need to take their privilege in
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: at this point, because if they genuinely don't remember, which
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: it it does actually seem like they don't remember.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Nice plug for Prevagen.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Thank you. And listen, if you guys have any CVS
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: points or coupons, please send them my way. My dad
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: gets his Prevagen from there. And he loves to use
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: the coupons.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: So anyway, and he's got me taking it now. He's like,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: are you taking it? I'm like, well, I forgot. He's like, well,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: if you took it, you wouldn't forget.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Is it for memory? Because I need that. I have
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: a terrible memory.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: That's what it's for. It's for memory. Hmm.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Memories. What were we talking about?
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Anyway, they all get it wrong. So they either have,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: they just forget and they're reckless. So they're recklessly forgetting
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: and then they're creating such a big scene. It is sloppy.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: It's like, that's not the work that we need done
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: on the Housewives. We need it to be a little
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: more pointed, a little more, you know, just get your
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: head in the game. That's all I'm saying.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, get your head in the game. You're running on Fumes,
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: and it's the third episode.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: And falsities. Fumes and falsities.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Now, let me ask you a question. You said Ashley's
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: the newest housewife. Is she or is she a friend of?
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Will she be holding a snowflake next week? She wasn't
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: holding one this week.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Snowfake is, I like that better.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Oopsy. Thridian slip. Because I didn't see her holding one.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: And frankly, we don't need a full-time new housewife. These
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: seven are locked and loaded.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's probably a friend of. But she's acting like
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: a housewife.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What is your opinion? Brittany still hasn't gotten her snowflake.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. What did you think of her going
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: up to the wheelchair-bound airportees and taking their picture and
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: video and pinching them?
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Poor taste. Stupid. Stupid bit. Dumb. I do. Brittany gets
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: on my nerves a little bit. Sometimes I'm okay with
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: her because she is. But she's trying so hard to
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: come across as Snow White all the time. That bit
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: was stupid. And don't put a camera in my face.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: No.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: No.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Honestly, to go up to somebody with a camera is
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: ballsy and rude.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: At the airport.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: What was that sound bite you just dropped?
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: This is fucking disgusting. It's Tamara Judge. It's fucking disgusting.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: From the OC.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: I've heard of it. Okay.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Um, the toothbrush, the toothbrush that is now that's diabolical.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: That is fucking disgusting. I, that is a level of
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: like depth that I don't know many people that would
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: do that. And if they do it, I don't know
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: that about them. And that's terrifying.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: I think that is the grossest thing I've ever heard.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: And I, I, I have heard of it happening before,
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: and I once suspected someone of possibly considering doing that
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: in my apartment years ago who didn't really like me,
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: and I replaced my toothbrush. What? I'm sure it didn't
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: happen to me, but I was like, that guy is
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: just shady enough that he might do it. But anyway,
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: I think it's gross. I also think that I don't
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: want to spend much time on it because it grosses
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: me out. But also agree. The grosser part is Whitney
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: telling that story. And then when they first brought it
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: to her, they're like, this is why I love her.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Cause she doesn't even care. Of course she cared. It
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: took a while. And then she started crying because in
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: the back of her mind, she's like, holy shit, this
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: is national television.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Now, now everyone in the world knows I'm a toothbrush
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: mama and, It's not good.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Not good.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: No, it's not. And then it sounds like her and
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: her husband, they're probably some Sid and Nancy crazy couple.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Who knows what the deal is? Lord knows he's rich.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you that. She owns the mountain.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: To go, Jamie, to go from Lisa's glam team to
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: the top of a mountain, that's nuts. Can you even?
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: She's wild.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: I like the energy she brings. She's very different from
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: everyone else. I'm very happy about it. I think it's great.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Just incredibly disappointed about this toothbrush thing and let's move on.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: And also disappointed that Whitney threw her under the bus
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: and their friendship, I guarantee you, is over. Extremely disappointed.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: And you tell Angie that, and you don't think Angie's
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: going to just share her way over and just be like, babe,
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: do you know what I just heard about, babe? They
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: say we're young and we don't know.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: This girl put her toothbrush in the bowl.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know if all that's true.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: There be a toothbrush floating in the pool.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Ha ha ha!
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Fucking terrible. Anyway, I hated that whole story. Gross. And,
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: and also don't tell Mary that story. Let Mary leave
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: alone with it. She doesn't need to hear that. She's
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: already in distress.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Jamie, when she showed up with that picture on the orchid,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: I said, who the fuck do you think you are?
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: What are you doing? You insensitive person. I really got
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: my blood was boiling. I was very livid. I felt
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: very protective. And I thought Mary handled that extremely well.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: But who would do that?
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Oh man, I don't know. Now I wasn't quite that upset.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: As she was walking in, Amy would sit on there.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, that's nice. But then when Mary
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: popped up, I was like, yeah, Angie, what are you thinking?
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: So I don't know. I could go both ways on that.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Now that you're saying that, I'm thinking about how my
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: friend's mom just passed and I sent her a framed photo.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, Jamie, that's different. And I'll tell you why. First
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: of all, you're not showing up on camera with a plant.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: With a broken orchid. Thank you.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: And coming into her home and just watching her respond
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: to this. You sent it to her. She can open
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: it at any time. I think that's a beautiful gift.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not opposed to having any kind of memory cherished
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: or packaged in such a way to hold on to
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: and to celebrate. I just think that that was a
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: little like, I'm just stuck in there. Like, well, you just, you.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Won me over as soon as you said on camera,
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: you're right. What are you trying to do? Get her
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: to cry on camera.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: That's it on camera. That's the thing.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: That's right. That's the thing. Okay. I stand by my
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: gift and I'll stand by it.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: I think it's beautiful.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Mary is doing a great job, but you know what?
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: In that moment. Yeah. When she said, I can't do pictures. Um,
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: And she almost, you know, you could see the facade
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: a little bit, not a facade, but you could see
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: her thinking of going to the darker side of this.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: And I thought to myself, as much as that moment
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: was unnecessary, it just reminded me that no matter how
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: much you are engulfed in the embrace of what heaven
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: is and what God is and people are out of pain,
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: that Mary is never going to be the same. And
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: this is so devastating. And in that moment, I'm so
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: glad she has her faith. I think that when people
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: have their faith like this, it is what gets them through.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. And, you know, she was on Watch What Happens
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Live last night. And Andy said, you know, asked her
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: the question, what made you decide to come back? And
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Andy said, you know, we said to you, take a year.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: And she said, I didn't want to stop. I didn't
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: want to, I wanted to keep myself busy. I wanted
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: to stay in that, you know, zone of being positive
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: and light instead of, you know, potentially going to the
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: dark side and being home. And I understand that. I do.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: And I think it was smart to not go to
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: San Francisco either.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. I like that too. I like that. She
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: was like, I'm not going, I'm not going to the
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: ski trip. I'm not going to San Francisco.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: In my life, when I've gone through things, I push
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: myself to do those things and no more. This last year,
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: I'm not doing it. I think that was really impressive.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: And I think that it was smart of her to
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: come back. She just already is rattling around in that
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: huge house. Yeah. It used to be her, Robert Jr.,
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: and her house helper, who's also, I think, her family.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: I think she has some family in there.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, family and church members.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But I think no matter how much you have
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: those people around, all you want is your son.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: It's too much house.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's too many crackers to be hovering over
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: someone to put on a plate. Yeah. You know, I
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: don't want to be that person.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Do it with love.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Do it with love. I'm going to break these crackers.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: But, you know, I think that being on the show
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: is going to help her because if she didn't have
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: the show, that's what she's doing.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely. Lisa apparently is invited to the Oscars every year,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: but what they do....
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: What happened? Better finish. The Oscar Myers Bowl. The Oscar
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Myers Bowl.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: The Oscar Myers Puppy Bowl. No, but isn't it fair
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: to say that she's just invited to an Oscar party
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: and that's what she's calling the Oscars? Like, what are
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: we considering the Oscars, everybody, in the Sprinter van? Because
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I don't think we're all on the same page here.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because Bronwyn was not invited to the Oscars either,
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: I would imagine. She was invited to do a color
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: commentary on the red carpet.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Yes. So that's not So, like, they don't know what
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: they're talking about.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: They need to say Oscar events or parties. Right. But
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: what if we're wrong, Amy?
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I would consider that.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: What if Bronwyn was invited in in a seat? I mean,
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: the Kodak theater is ginormous.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Maybe so.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Maybe. Maybe. But whatever the case, Lisa's full of shit.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Here's what I think is important. Hey, what are you
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: doing this weekend? Oh, I'm hosting a red carpet event
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: outside of the Oscars where I talk to people about
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: their fashions. You know what I'm saying? Like. Okay, Lisa,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: what are you doing this weekend? I was invited to
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: the Oscars, but I'm not going. So you have a seat? Like,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: do you have a table? What is it? I was invited.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: I'm invited to all those kinds of things. They're boring
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: because you have to wait. I don't understand. I need
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: to know more.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: I need to know more, too, because I'm certain there
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: probably is like a one-time invitation or something she got.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: I just don't believe it. Even on the van, she
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: tried to deflect off of it. Why? Because of Vita Tequila?
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Well, if her company is hosting events at the Oscars,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: then you would be at an Oscar event, not the
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: actual awards.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Also, why is the Oscars in L.A., where there's nothing
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: but event companies, outsourcing to Salt Lake City?
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: I like, I get that she does Sundance and that's
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: very impressive. And also she's the only ticket in town.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: How dare you? Own it.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'd like to see it, you know, and here's
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: the thing again, very simply solved. Pull out your phone
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: and show us that email.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Very simply. Just show us the email. Here it is.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: How I got invited.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: So easy. And unless that email.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: .
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Who's. Whose outfit did you
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: like the best? Do you remember some of them in
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: the greens? Like we had Bronwyn's. Wait, Heather Gay is
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: like as big as a minute now. And she's in
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: these little sequined booty shorts and this like cropped leather
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: blazer belted number with the cleavage. And I'm like, damn, girl. Like,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: holy shit. She just is like a completely different person.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, and I'm telling you, just accidentally this morning
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: when I went back in, I pulled up a season
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: two party. I don't like to comment on people's appearances,
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: but Heather is a VIP. A different.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Very different.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Very different. And so she looked great. And I'm not
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: talking about size. I'm a bigger woman. I just think
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: that Heather owning the beauty lab, she's finally really utilizing
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: all the equipment to her greatest advantage. Yeah.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: And, you know, she has the money to do it.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: That's the thing. Yeah.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: And the space. If I own the beauty lab, I'm
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: on here. You don't know who you're talking to. You're like,
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: where's Jamie? I'm like, what are you asking? It's me.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: I'm here.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, before we wrap, one more thing.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Angie.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Said the last two years she and Sean have been
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: avoiding each other, not hugging or kissing, and now that
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: is our first little tip into what we are going
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: to experience this season with the breaking up of their marriage.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: And I have to say, I'm sad for Angie. I really,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: really am.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that being married was very important to her.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: I think that the dissolution... The dissolvation of their marriage
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: is going to be very sad. And I thought that
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: the word she said about marriage when she was talking
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: about Robert Sr. was very interesting. You're picking someone who
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: has to be by your side in many different scenarios.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: You're choosing someone. And it made me think of this
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: thread I saw recently that said, when you get married
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: to someone, You need to be thinking about every day.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: You need to be thinking, do I want to be
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: with this person on an average Tuesday? I thought that
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: was so interesting.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Isn't that? It's like, what's their vibe on an average Tuesday?
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Can I deal with that for the rest of my life?
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: And so I think Angie would have been down. I
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: think he's the one who's straying or walking away or
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: whatever the hell he's doing. but they didn't solve it
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: as it started. And now it's snowballed and it's hard
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: to come back. It's hard to come back.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, for, to say two years, you know, and that, yeah,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: once you get into that pattern and you're, you just
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: have locked each other out. Crazy, right?
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Locked. You're right. That's a great way to put it.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Locked out. So we're going to see, I believe I
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: predict in this season, we're going to see a Whitney
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: and Justin. They're done. I think.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, she moved up to the other room,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: so it's definitely done. Yeah.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: But they're taking their time with it. Like, they're really
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: checking in. I mean, it appears to me at first
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: glance he would rather not be done.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: I think you're right.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: And then with Angie and Sean, I personally think Angie
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: and Sean are more headed to divorce than Whitney and
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: what's her husband's name? Justin.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Justin, yeah.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I have a feeling that the more screwed is
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Angie and Sean.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: I agree. Do you? Absolutely.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: What do you think, darlings? Weigh in on the comments.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: Weigh in, darlings.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: On it.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Jamie, you have a show coming up. Do you want
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: to plug that?
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: No. Do you know something I know?
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I just saw on Instagram that you're doing some show. No, no, no.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: That's the Oscars, and I will be there. No, that's
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: a podcast called College Town that they just dropped today.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: On Comedy Bang Bang. But you have to be a
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: subscriber to Comedy Bang Bang. So if you want to
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: come hear that, please do. Or just stay over here
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: with us. Okay.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Hey, either or. I love Comedy Bang Bang. And Jamie,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: people can find you at Jam Detroit over on the Instagram.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: And then on TikTok, are you also Jam Detroit?
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Across all media platforms.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: And at the Oscars. So.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Which I'm invited to every year. Every year. On it.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: On it.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Bye, everybody. Bye. Thanks for listening. Drama, darling.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Drama, darling. Drama, darling.