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Blake needs an audible mating call · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake, John Jay and Rich, what's crack I like? And
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  Speaker 1: this is the big boss do snoopy deacle double.
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  Speaker 1: We're not talking about rid Jen t and we're not
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  Speaker 1: talking about last week.
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  Speaker 2: It's the one and only th the lasts, the last
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  Speaker 3: Be And you're listening to John Jay and Ridge Wakes.
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  Speaker 1: Look at this text John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 4: Wait what I've been out a commissioned for a couple
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  Speaker 4: of months. I thought Peyton was getting married in October. Nope,
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  Speaker 4: Peyton got married over the weekend in Las Vegas and
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  Speaker 4: Zendeia was there.
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  Speaker 1: It was all over the news.
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  Speaker 4: If you missed it, go to John Jay and Rich
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  Speaker 4: channel and listen to Peyton explain the whole story. It
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  Speaker 4: was from a couple of days ago. Just roll down,
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  Speaker 4: go to wherever you get podcasts on John Jy Rayton Man.
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  Speaker 4: Scroll down and you'll see the whole story there. Speaking
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  Speaker 4: of getting married, I had this like this weird discussion
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  Speaker 4: with my wife that I don't totally understand her way
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  Speaker 4: of thinking and something right. It's baffling to me and
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  Speaker 4: I and it reminded me of the conversation where I
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  Speaker 4: was bumping heads with rich We were all pumping it
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  Speaker 4: with rich and peanuts being a nut, not being a nut.
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  Speaker 5: All game premises peanuts, and Richie Casho's is one of
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  Speaker 5: the answers, and that's rent free in my head, and
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, it's the game about peanuts. I don't think
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  Speaker 5: cashows is going to be one of the answers.
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  Speaker 4: But the game was about peanuts. Huh, so the answer
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  Speaker 4: has something to do with peanuts. And your answer was Cashow.
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  Speaker 6: Casho's a type of nut.
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  Speaker 1: But it's not. I don't because the game's not about nuts,
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  Speaker 1: because it wasn't like nuts.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't like name the nuts, Pinus.
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  Speaker 4: I am so lost, right now, Okay, there's almonds, right,
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  Speaker 4: there's cashews, there's walnuts. And the game was about peanuts,
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  Speaker 4: peanuts and your answer was cashoes, so it's not a nut.
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  Speaker 1: It was wrong.
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  Speaker 2: It was just about peanuts, and so when you.
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  Speaker 1: Answer yeah, I guess I don't think you do. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think I do.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really thoroughly confused.
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  Speaker 2: How do we explain it to.
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  Speaker 3: A type of nut? Yes, it is a cash you
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  Speaker 3: a type of nuts?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? Is a peanut a type of nuts? Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Then what the hell's the game was about just peanuts
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  Speaker 4: because it's like.
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  Speaker 6: Other nuts, Sandy says, all the Okay, here's a different example.
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  Speaker 6: All the answers in this game have to do with
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  Speaker 6: the color red. Read something, read something, read something, and
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  Speaker 6: then you answer blue.
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  Speaker 2: That was the ideal for me.
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  Speaker 1: Your argument is, well, it's a color, right, yes it is.
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  Speaker 1: But what all the answers have to do with red
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  Speaker 1: and you yell blue? That's a great example, Cole. Does
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  Speaker 1: it make sense to you now? I guess a little?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my, we need to just run it back.
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  Speaker 4: Crystal Clear Rich primarily used for peanut butter due to
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  Speaker 4: their uniforms, making them ideal for even roasting no Runner
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  Speaker 4: peanuts Runner peanuts.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I clearly did not get the game now.
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  Speaker 3: And I still do not.
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  Speaker 5: Didn't thinking about it for the last week.
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  Speaker 4: All right, I'm on the couch watching Ted. This is
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  Speaker 4: up a couple of days ago. I'm on the couch
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  Speaker 4: watching season two of the TV show Ted, and I
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  Speaker 4: apparently am enjoying myself. She she like goes and does
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  Speaker 4: her the sauna that she walks through the kitchen and
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  Speaker 4: then she goes into the hot tub. It's dark outside.
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  Speaker 4: She goes to the hot tub, and then she usually showers.
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  Speaker 4: She gets dressed, and she goes upstairs. So apparently she
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  Speaker 4: came to the window in the living room while I'm
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  Speaker 4: watching TV and was naked on the other side of
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  Speaker 4: the window and like doing a dance for me, okay,
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  Speaker 4: while I'm watching Ted. And she's irritated that I didn't
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  Speaker 4: acknowledge her.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, pay attention to her. I would be irritating. She's
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  Speaker 2: doing a naked dance for you.
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  Speaker 1: She wants her at all.
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  Speaker 2: No, Oh, you didn't see her.
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  Speaker 1: If I saw her, believe me, Like, if you.
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  Speaker 2: Just looked at her and then kept watching TV, I'd
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  Speaker 2: be mad too.
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  Speaker 1: She comes, she got the towel around her.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, and she comes to She goes, like, I was
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  Speaker 4: just doing a naked dancer on the side, and you didn't.
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  Speaker 4: I was just watching watch TV and laugh and I
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  Speaker 4: was like, oh, I was watching TV and I was laughing.
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  Speaker 4: I was watching TV. So now cut to a couple
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  Speaker 4: of days go by. Then last night she goes out
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  Speaker 4: to the hot tups. She's like, last time I did this,
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  Speaker 4: I dance naked. You even acknowledge me. I go, I
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  Speaker 4: didn't see you, And she's like, well, I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 4: do that again, Like what are you not gonna be like, well,
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  Speaker 4: maybe I'll do it again, but you better watch. I go.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on to that. So now I'm watching.
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  Speaker 4: Now I'm watching Paradise on TV, and I'm like, so
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  Speaker 4: now I gotta watch TV and be like, look out
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  Speaker 4: to the right, look and watching TV and.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking to see she dancing, and I'm looking.
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  Speaker 4: I'm watching and I'm watching the storyline which is unfolding
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  Speaker 4: and it's a fantastic episode. And I'm looking out to
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  Speaker 4: see if she and she and I don't see her.
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  Speaker 4: She comes walking with a towel and I go, did
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  Speaker 4: you dance naked? She's like, no, I'm trying to watch
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  Speaker 4: my show.
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  Speaker 1: I got You.
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  Speaker 6: Guys need some sort of like signal, like a little
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  Speaker 6: three maps on the window or something if you can't.
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  Speaker 4: Get mad, like if you guys were standing over there naked.
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  Speaker 4: And then you come in later and in another room
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  Speaker 4: you go, we were just naked. Other room. You just saynything.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't know you were naked in the other room.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not fair. That's not fair. I didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: That's not fair. It's really okay, So I'm not out
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  Speaker 1: of my mind, right?
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  Speaker 2: No, No, you didn't see her and ignored her? Then, yes, yes, if.
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  Speaker 1: You chose, if you chose the TV over her, she
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  Speaker 1: should be really pissed.
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  Speaker 2: But you see probably what she felt.
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  Speaker 1: Don't ever do that while I'm watching TV.
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  Speaker 4: But I will say that I'm very in fact, I
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  Speaker 4: feel that I I grope her too much, like chance
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  Speaker 4: I get I.
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  Speaker 6: Probably do, which is probably why she was like the
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  Speaker 6: one time, trying to like initiate her.
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  Speaker 4: Get the bagpipes out and and blow trumpet. Let me
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  Speaker 4: know you're out there and acknowledge it. Let me know
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  Speaker 4: so anyway for you knew the way was out there, Peyton.
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  Speaker 2: Just no communication is the key, thank you, and patience
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  Speaker 2: something for us right now.
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  Speaker 4: So you told us that your mom burns your veil,
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  Speaker 4: and then you said you laughed because your mom brought
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  Speaker 4: because you and Kyle, you and Payton have a segment
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  Speaker 4: that lives on social media.
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  Speaker 5: We do.
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  Speaker 2: It's called try It Tuesday.
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  Speaker 6: So every week we go and we try like an
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  Speaker 6: activity in a valley or a food place or really
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  Speaker 6: just kind of anything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And so lately we just did a Trader Joe
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  Speaker 2: snack one and I tried these pickle chips and I
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  Speaker 2: got Kyle of these like sweet Maui onion pretzels. Right,
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  Speaker 2: my mom so different.
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  Speaker 6: It's like Trader Joe's version of those.
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  Speaker 2: But they're still really amazing. They need a little bit
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  Speaker 2: more seasoning, but there's still good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But she comes in yesterday and she goes, I have
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  Speaker 2: a new try it Tuesday for you and Kyle, and
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  Speaker 2: she puts down this bag of dill pickle macadamia nuts
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  Speaker 2: and okay, and I laughed, but she's like what And
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  Speaker 2: I said, this is really sweet. Thank you, I said,
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  Speaker 2: but Kyle hates still pickles and I hate macadamia nuts.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we didn't know. That's nice thing.
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  Speaker 6: I said, this is really sweet of you.
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  Speaker 2: I know, if we tried and we're probably.
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  Speaker 1: Both gonna got that would be fun. That's good because
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  Speaker 1: your mom brought these in. I hate Macadamien, Kyle hates pickles.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see how it goes. I'd love to see that
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  Speaker 1: try Tuesday.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I knew that about either of you.
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  Speaker 3: I definitely didn't know that. I know that you don't
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  Speaker 3: like bacon, but I didn't know the tea.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't feel the same way about pickles that
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  Speaker 6: I do about bacon.
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  Speaker 3: But you haven't really like gone on me offensive on
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  Speaker 3: the show about pickles.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like I've said it before, but I don't
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  Speaker 6: like I'm not like, I'm not really about saying all
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  Speaker 6: the negative things.
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  Speaker 1: I love to look at the positives. But I just
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  Speaker 1: didn't know of your pickle hatred. And who would have
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  Speaker 1: ever thought that you would have hated Macadamians.
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  Speaker 2: I like a Macadamian, not cookie, but I don't like that.
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  Speaker 1: It's a really really good for Omega seven bacon.
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  Speaker 4: So, speaking of your mom, let's find we've been talking
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  Speaker 4: about getting to this story about your mom in the
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  Speaker 4: Epstein Files.
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  Speaker 2: So is your mom in the My mom is not
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  Speaker 2: in the Epstein Files. Okay, she had a comment about
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  Speaker 2: something in the Epstein Files and it was hilarious. So
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  Speaker 2: me and my dad are actually driving in the front seat.
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  Speaker 2: My mom was in the back seat, and we were
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  Speaker 2: talking about the Epstein Files, and when the Stephen Hawking
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  Speaker 2: one dropped those super disturbing pictures of him, like out
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  Speaker 2: in the island with like the two women in the tea,
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  Speaker 2: it was just odd. And so I'm talking to my
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  Speaker 2: dad about it, and my mom's in the back like,
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  Speaker 2: who's Stephen Hawking? And we're telling her who he is.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, I don't know who that is. I said,
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  Speaker 2: you know who Stephen Hawking is. So I pull up
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  Speaker 2: a picture of Stephen Hawking and I show her and
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  Speaker 2: she starts reading the description of him, and she starts laughing,
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  Speaker 2: like cracking up, and I'm like, okay, nothing about this
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  Speaker 2: is funny. So I don't see where we're going here.
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  Speaker 2: And she starts like crying laughing in the back and
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  Speaker 2: she goes, this has to be a joke. This has
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  Speaker 2: to be a joke. I said, no, the pictures are real.
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  Speaker 2: She goes, no, he's a cosmetologist. I said, Mom, he's
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  Speaker 2: not a cosmetologist. What are you talking about. She's like, no, way,
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  Speaker 2: he's a cosmetologist. He cuts hair. The hair I'm like no,
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  Speaker 2: and I grabbed the phone he's a cosmologist. He looks
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  Speaker 2: at the stars.
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  Speaker 1: She's like the guy that's like the brilliant deep thinker.
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  Speaker 4: There's a whole movie about him, and he was the
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  Speaker 4: actor won a Gaby Award.
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  Speaker 2: To talk, but she was just gagged over the fact
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  Speaker 2: that he was a hairstyle and he.
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  Speaker 1: Thought he was the most brilliant hairstyles in the world.
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  Speaker 2: Gosh, it was just such a her thing to do.
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  Speaker 4: He's the guy that there's a movie about him where
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  Speaker 4: he was like brilliant right going to Oxford, and then
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  Speaker 4: he has a disease I don't know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: It's an als and it's slowly yeah, and he found
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  Speaker 4: out he had it while he's so brilliant and he's
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  Speaker 4: the guy that talked about black holes in space and
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  Speaker 4: the stuff right and about and he's just so next level.
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  Speaker 4: But then you find out and I think he died.
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  Speaker 4: I think he died. Is he dead?
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  Speaker 1: But he literally is a guy in a wheelchair.
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  Speaker 4: It's from like paralyzed from the eyes down, and he
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  Speaker 4: has a voice box that daily for him. And then
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  Speaker 4: they made this movie about him. But then he turns
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  Speaker 4: up on the Epstein Files and it's.
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  Speaker 2: Like in that picture though, I was like at first,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, this is bad. This looks we're all bad. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they are all bad, but that one specifically, I was like, move.
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  Speaker 4: But your mom thinks that it's funny that he's a
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  Speaker 4: cosmetologist in the Epstein Files.
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  Speaker 1: He's not hanging out with dress.
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  Speaker 2: Was like, she must do a really good blowout. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, no, no, no, no no no.
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  Speaker 4: Anyways, any ideas for paying the Kyle to do for
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  Speaker 4: try Tuesday shoots a tax text JG.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever the idea is till next six ninety three.
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  Speaker 6: You can also head to John J. Rich because we
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  Speaker 6: dropped a new one yesterday that was super fun. Which
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  Speaker 6: one we did a pasta making class at the on
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  Speaker 6: Dawes Resort.
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  Speaker 1: Oh good. It's at John Jay and Rich on Instagram.