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Drunk Driving Assembly Performers (w/ Jeremy Elder) · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists
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  Speaker 1: this week. Perhaps you've heard the classic Hollywood phrase don't
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  Speaker 1: drink and drive. Well, we talk to school Assembly performers
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  Speaker 1: who tell that lesson to young kids and the art
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  Speaker 1: of doing so.
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  Speaker 2: The School Assembly characters, actors and performers and directors travel
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  Speaker 2: around the entire United States, educating the youth probably one
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  Speaker 2: of the best choices in life.
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  Speaker 3: Now, pull up, get going. Class is not going because
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  Speaker 3: it's an assembly. Please welcome the cast of the school Assemblies.
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  Speaker 4: Don't drink and drive.
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  Speaker 2: Fancy. Wow, this is amazing to be here. I love
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  Speaker 2: being here. I think it's stellar that we're all here.
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  Speaker 1: And more than stellar, I would say it's important. I
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  Speaker 1: think it's important and honestly challenging to hearts and minds.
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  Speaker 1: It's challenging my heart's challenging my mind to share the
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  Speaker 1: space with you all and to really tell Hollywood what
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  Speaker 1: we do.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I mean, big shout out to Aoao aoaoa.
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  Speaker 2: But for bringing us in. You know, it's kind of important.
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  Speaker 5: To them, you know, Yeah, we'd like bringing us in.
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  Speaker 5: Sometimes having these difficult conversations, it's a little awkward turtle.
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  Speaker 5: It's a little awkward turtle, but we're totally like, I'm
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  Speaker 5: sorry for cheesing, but I'm so happy that we get
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  Speaker 5: this larger platform to talk about what we do.
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  Speaker 6: Like it's awesome. Yeah, really, like.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely because work actors too, Like, yeah, those are lines
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  Speaker 3: we memorize, thus blocking we work on.
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  Speaker 4: It's there's it's no different than a movie.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, what we do is just like a movie.
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  Speaker 1: So for the listener, maybe we can give a little
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  Speaker 1: background about what we do before we introduce ourselves. So
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  Speaker 1: we are a part of Dairya two and that is
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  Speaker 1: a anti drunk driving educational seminar. We are a group
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  Speaker 1: that goes from school to school educating kids through the
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  Speaker 1: art of theater, motivational speaking, sometimes dance, sometimes puppetry, on
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  Speaker 1: how to make smart choices.
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  Speaker 6: You know, in immersion. We use immersion pretty heavily as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we're really trying to dare you to
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  Speaker 2: not drink?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly?
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  Speaker 2: Are you to not drink? Not drink?
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  Speaker 7: Oh so you were moving on to the second part.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, dare you to not drink? That's that's big,
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  Speaker 2: kind of the big one, and that is the second part.
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  Speaker 1: But legally, our LLC is dairy two. Yes, we couldn't
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  Speaker 1: fit not drink.
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  Speaker 6: You know, and it's the number two.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And we're not a nonprofit by the way.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And it's also a little confusing because there's no
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  Speaker 2: space between why A and dare so sometimes people think
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  Speaker 2: it's diarrhea to diarrhea too, which is a little confused.
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  Speaker 8: And we've heard that, we've heard that chanted, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Diarrhea, who's calling my name?
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  Speaker 2: Kids are brutal.
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  Speaker 6: Kids are brutal.
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  Speaker 2: They're hard, They're hard hard.
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  Speaker 7: I really struggle because.
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  Speaker 1: We are and we are working with specifically ninth graders,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, their armpit hair just come in. They're
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  Speaker 1: ready to drink, they're ready to drive, and they are
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  Speaker 1: it's so hard to wragle them.
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  Speaker 2: And they're not allowed to do either, you know. That's
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  Speaker 2: the crazy so hard. They can't drink and they can't
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  Speaker 2: drive yet.
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  Speaker 1: So we're really talking about two things that they're not
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  Speaker 1: doing right.
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  Speaker 6: And it's just it's so unfair because their armbred hair
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  Speaker 6: just came in.
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  Speaker 4: It's we remind each other of that everybody.
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  Speaker 1: They've had no time to adjust hair portruding from one
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  Speaker 1: of the ekiest crevasses of their body. They had no
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  Speaker 1: time to adjust, and all of a sudden we have
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  Speaker 1: to hit them with some really hard truth.
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  Speaker 8: I remember when when my arm bit air came in,
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  Speaker 8: I got right behind the wheel.
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  Speaker 2: Of the car.
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  Speaker 4: Yea, and with a license or no.
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  Speaker 7: With no driver's license.
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  Speaker 8: That's that ninth grader, I think, ninth grader mentality. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: I remember I looked at my mom. I went, fuck this,
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  Speaker 8: that's what I said. She said, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 8: And I was in the car.
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  Speaker 2: I was gone, yeah, damn.
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  Speaker 4: Did you have a Miller light in there?
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  Speaker 9: I had.
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  Speaker 8: I had a Miller light in each hand, ready to
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  Speaker 8: go and listen that. I mean, listen, I know that
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  Speaker 8: that's that's my story. I know you've heard it. I
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  Speaker 8: know I've told it on stage. That's kind of you know,
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  Speaker 8: the cautionary tale. And I'm happy that you all give
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  Speaker 8: me the platform to to speak about my Well, this
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  Speaker 8: is a great transition.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't we introduce ourselves. Go ahead, you know, you know,
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  Speaker 2: take take the mic if you will.
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  Speaker 8: I'm Peter Hurlwitz, and I am sort of I mean,
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  Speaker 8: I I honored that I was even brought here to
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  Speaker 8: you know, an artists an artist's platform.
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  Speaker 7: When I know I'm just you know, I'm just the guy.
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  Speaker 7: I just come on.
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  Speaker 8: I give the true life stories, you know, I come
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  Speaker 8: on and you you kind of just point to me
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  Speaker 8: of the of the do not do.
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  Speaker 3: Peter starts to show off with the prologue, which is
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  Speaker 3: always so powerful single spotlight on stage dark and he comes.
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  Speaker 2: On, and Peter's so brave because, like he was saying,
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  Speaker 2: he kind of is our an example of what not
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  Speaker 2: to do in life, you.
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  Speaker 5: Know, I mean, just imagine our show starts with spotlight
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  Speaker 5: Peter doing an exact impression of the sound of the
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  Speaker 5: car accident he was in.
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  Speaker 1: He's a gifted beat boxer and folly artist, and he's
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  Speaker 1: really good at replicating the sound with such painful accuracy.
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  Speaker 1: It still brings tears to my eyes every time you
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  Speaker 1: do it.
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  Speaker 6: Peter, I don't want to put you on this.
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  Speaker 7: I really don't want to.
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  Speaker 2: Put you on.
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  Speaker 1: I really don't want to.
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  Speaker 6: Put you in.
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  Speaker 7: It's it's I appreciate. I just don't think anybody wants
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  Speaker 7: to hear that.
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  Speaker 3: They want to hear the listeners out there when this
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  Speaker 3: guy comes out and they think, oh no, another assembly
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  Speaker 3: to teach me about laws or something.
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  Speaker 4: And he starts beatbox. He starts beatboxing.
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  Speaker 1: We've all had the guys, we've all had the guys
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  Speaker 1: come out with the big yo yos and they read
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  Speaker 1: the whole US penal code from come Back and.
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  Speaker 4: It's miserable, miserable.
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  Speaker 3: He starts beat boxing, and we have these kids by
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  Speaker 3: their necks and they go, these guys are relatable.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Peter, Peter, we really don't want to put you
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  Speaker 1: on the spot.
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  Speaker 7: It's it's fine. I mean, listen, I do it. I
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  Speaker 7: do it probably every other day.
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  Speaker 4: And uh, we're lucky if we book it.
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  Speaker 2: If we book it.
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  Speaker 7: We'd been slower lately, but it's it'll be.
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  Speaker 1: We've been pinned for a couple of schools.
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  Speaker 7: We can pinch. We've been pinned.
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  Speaker 6: It's absolutely there's not a lot of drinks.
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  Speaker 1: October is hard.
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  Speaker 4: It's a walking holiday.
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  Speaker 1: People are in their houses. June that's the month for
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  Speaker 1: drinking and drive.
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  Speaker 2: It's just tough because that's summer months. That's right.
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  Speaker 6: Got a load is basically our super Bowl.
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  Speaker 4: Oh it sweeps, baby, We're getting ahead. We're getting ahead
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  Speaker 4: of ourselves.
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  Speaker 7: I am ready, I am ready for the impression. It's
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  Speaker 7: all it's all good, all.
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  Speaker 8: Right, So imagine you're you're in your You're in your gymnasium,
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  Speaker 8: you're in your your lunch hall spot comsummie.
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  Speaker 10: See lad the mom I got guy got hair growing
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  Speaker 10: out of my arms?
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  Speaker 11: What through the window, window the door, glug glug, what.
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  Speaker 2: My boy?
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  Speaker 7: And so that's sort of the prologue.
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  Speaker 4: God, it's incredible.
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  Speaker 6: Absol.
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  Speaker 3: I will say Peter is the one that is kind
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  Speaker 3: of the heart throb of the team we have.
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  Speaker 4: The nine year olds do tend to crush on.
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  Speaker 7: I get a lot of d ms.
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  Speaker 2: It's very true, which you legally can't answer. I don't,
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  Speaker 2: I haven't.
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  Speaker 6: I'm so crazy.
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  Speaker 5: We do not put our last names on anything, and
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  Speaker 5: they always find us all.
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  Speaker 1: Really, we get.
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  Speaker 5: Five hundred friend requests on our locked Instagram after every show.
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  Speaker 6: Kids are brutal.
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  Speaker 2: We're getting our ahead of ourselves. Why don't we go
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  Speaker 2: around and finish introducing ourselves.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe we introduce ourselves in order of the show. Because
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  Speaker 3: Peter comes out for the prolog, well.
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  Speaker 5: And then I come out, not counting the sound effects
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  Speaker 5: that you guys did.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, but we're off stage soundscape soundscape.
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  Speaker 5: I come out and well, my name is Denny Wasniak,
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  Speaker 5: and I come out and I look at everyone and
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  Speaker 5: I go, that actually happened. I'm not to say my
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  Speaker 5: name is Denny, but you guys all call me broccolihead.
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  Speaker 2: Broccoli.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's like kind of the goofball, like I I before
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  Speaker 5: doing this.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, we all met in college.
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  Speaker 5: We met at Northwestern, and we started this in Northwestern,
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  Speaker 5: and then we realized this could be a viable you know,
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  Speaker 5: first of all, a side gig that we could all
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  Speaker 5: go do together.
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  Speaker 6: It would be fun while our other careers we were
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  Speaker 6: working really hard on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we all met at Northwestern. It was actually very
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  Speaker 2: helpful because Peter was actually in a rehab program at
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  Speaker 2: the time next door, Yeah, next door, And so we
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  Speaker 2: kind of just walked in and said, hey, we're looking
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  Speaker 2: for one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and med school was so hard that we needed
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  Speaker 3: something on the side, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 6: We were all med school students. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 5: So we were like, you know, we're going to work
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  Speaker 5: hard at med school, but you know, being accepted as
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  Speaker 5: a nurse is really difficult.
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  Speaker 6: It's very exclusive.
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  Speaker 1: So and more than that, I don't want to do it.
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  Speaker 6: And right, right, that's like a big problem.
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  Speaker 1: That's a big part of it.
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  Speaker 5: It's like an absolutely hamburger sized problem.
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  Speaker 6: So I totally I totally.
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  Speaker 5: Agree with you. So we just started doing this and
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  Speaker 5: it really kicked off. But I come outs on stage
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  Speaker 5: broccolihead enters, and I grew up in youth group, so
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  Speaker 5: this is a big moment for me to go. That
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  Speaker 5: was really scary, wasn't it.
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  Speaker 2: Guys?
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  Speaker 12: Let's talk about that what I make you guys feel like?
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  Speaker 12: And they think that we've stopped the show to listen
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  Speaker 12: to them, but it's actually part of show. And as
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  Speaker 12: I'm talking to them, I'm slowly kind of different parts
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  Speaker 12: of my body are going numb, and I'm kind of.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, that's interesting.
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  Speaker 5: And then and then eventually I fall to the ground
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  Speaker 5: and I say I'm dead.
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  Speaker 2: It's terrifying.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, And I say I'm dead. You've been talking to
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  Speaker 5: a dead person this whole time. I'm dead because of
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  Speaker 5: drinking and driving. And that's the first time we say
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  Speaker 5: drinking and driving. Right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And if you'll notice the role of Peter has been
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  Speaker 1: double cast because you know, after after that, you sort
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  Speaker 1: of assume.
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  Speaker 7: His position as wiped out. He gets so tired. It's
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  Speaker 7: a big performance, and that's we have a chair.
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  Speaker 1: Set up for him. So that he can sit for
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  Speaker 1: the next ten minutes of the show and recovered closely.
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  Speaker 8: You hear, but you forget to turn my mic off
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  Speaker 8: a lot of the time, which causes a lot of it.
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  Speaker 5: And these school auditorium microphones, they are hot.
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  Speaker 7: They're hot.
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  Speaker 2: They're hot. They're always hot, always hot.
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  Speaker 6: Hot or off is what we like to call it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, or off.
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  Speaker 5: And yeah, he's sitting there, mind you, in a car
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  Speaker 5: seat we have. We we built a big car seat
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  Speaker 5: for him to sit in there for the imagery. And
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  Speaker 5: I think it's actually flipping awesome that he does it.
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna I don't understand the car seat, okay, because.
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  Speaker 1: I what what don't you understand?
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  Speaker 8: Because I am a drunk driver and I and then
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  Speaker 8: I'm a baby.
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  Speaker 1: Well, your soul is very young because you killed your
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  Speaker 1: inner child by drunk driving. I mean, that's what That's what.
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  Speaker 8: We've and that could be great if we said that,
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  Speaker 8: but we don't say anything.
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  Speaker 2: I don't. I think it's pretty clear.
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  Speaker 1: I mean at the salon we all held together where
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  Speaker 1: we discussed these ideas and how they made us feel,
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was pretty clear to us. After we
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  Speaker 1: had been talking for I missed the salon.
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  Speaker 3: That's I'll just say, this devised theater has a mind
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  Speaker 3: of its own. Sometimes we can't walk back and figure
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  Speaker 3: out what was meant to be right, It just happens.
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  Speaker 6: To be clear, Peter, we we.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if you get tension that we are
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  Speaker 5: upset you missed the salon. If I had three eleven tickets,
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  Speaker 5: I wouldn't come either. So good for you and that
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  Speaker 5: great concert. You said it was really good and.
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  Speaker 7: It was really good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so fun. Ember was your favorite song,
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  Speaker 2: and you know that's great for you.
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  Speaker 4: It's everyone's favorite for sure.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of good. There's a lot of good
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  Speaker 2: three elevens.
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  Speaker 7: Of course, that's why I went to the fucking concept.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, guys, let's be easy. Come on.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I don't want getting ahead ourself.
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  Speaker 7: It's a very comfy chair and I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: You guys, we're pulling the drink before the drive here.
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  Speaker 1: We should we should get back to the yeah ourselves,
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  Speaker 1: all right?
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  Speaker 4: No, go ahead, no please?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well I will pick up with uh my section
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  Speaker 1: of the show where I come in and introduce you know,
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  Speaker 1: the concept of alcohol. Uh My name is Jessica Budweiser,
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  Speaker 1: and I have spent years trying to undo the harm
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  Speaker 1: and the pain that my family has caused. Budweiser is
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  Speaker 1: a is a wretched thank you, wretched plague upon the world.
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  Speaker 1: And we've done so much evil and we've done so
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  Speaker 1: much harm. And so I come on stage and I
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  Speaker 1: hold up a single can of Budweiser, and I said, kids,
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  Speaker 1: what the fuck do you think this is?
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  Speaker 2: She says the word and it gets the ninth grader's right.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why I use it, because it makes them go. Sometimes,
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  Speaker 1: it makes them giggle, sometimes it makes them gasp. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: it makes them scream, sometimes it makes them cry. But
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  Speaker 1: no matter what, the F bomb is such a powerful
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  Speaker 1: tool in a school educator's pocket. And so I basically
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  Speaker 1: just go through the different types of beer. I ask
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  Speaker 1: them if they know what it is, and then I
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  Speaker 1: put it down. I ask them if they know what
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  Speaker 1: it is, and then I put it down until there
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  Speaker 1: is a line of beer lining the stage, and then
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  Speaker 1: I kick over every can one by one and I say,
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  Speaker 1: this is all a life that's ended.
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  Speaker 7: And this is the longest part of the show.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is the meat of the assembly.
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  Speaker 3: And I'll also say that Jessica, if you don't mind,
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  Speaker 3: is though this is a devised theater piece and we
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  Speaker 3: all come together, we are all equals. Jessica does play
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  Speaker 3: the role like the leadership, because we were all in
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  Speaker 3: med school and you were like, I do want to
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  Speaker 3: change lives because I hate my family.
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  Speaker 4: And then you were like, you know what, being a
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  Speaker 4: doctor's too much work.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to save those lives, right, And then
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  Speaker 3: you were like, I know a way, and then you
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  Speaker 3: picked us up with your beautiful ambition and held us
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  Speaker 3: in the palm of your hand. And I just thank
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  Speaker 3: you every day for it.
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  Speaker 5: Well, and you're mentioning the big part of the one
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  Speaker 5: two punch of what you're doing is every person when
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  Speaker 5: you say who's sort of this beer? Everyone who raised
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  Speaker 5: their hands, we get their names and we call their
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  Speaker 5: parents during these and we tell them your parents, your
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  Speaker 5: child knows. Your child knows what this beer is and
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  Speaker 5: we don't.
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  Speaker 1: And we put the conversations on speakerphone into the mic.
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  Speaker 6: We have hundreds of phone cell phones.
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  Speaker 1: This assembly is long.
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  Speaker 5: My daddy, Steve Wosnet, he gave us some access to
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  Speaker 5: a couple of phones and so it's been really awesome.
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  Speaker 4: I always forget your dad's deep Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: You too, He's so silly.
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  Speaker 2: It's just it's such an like. I feel like the
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  Speaker 2: Budweiser name is such overshadowing the Wosniac name.
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  Speaker 7: You know, right, totally, it's tough.
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  Speaker 1: I mean mine is flashy, but like, in reality, the
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  Speaker 1: Budweisers are boring, like we're we're a boring family. They're
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  Speaker 1: just rich. They save their money. They don't know how
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  Speaker 1: to spend it.
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  Speaker 6: Honestly, the Wosniaks are flipping awesome.
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  Speaker 5: And I wish you guys would come to our freaking
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: Columbus day parties.
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  Speaker 2: All right, guys, Columbus day parties. It's so fun.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know why people don't My name is.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: My name is Sissy.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: And what you said just now, Jessica, I think it
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: was you, Danny broccoli Head. I think you said at
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: Broccolihead that we get those phone numbers and we make
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: those calls. So I'm the girl in the back dialing
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: all these phone numbers up, and once we get a
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: parent on the line, I will wave my hand in
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: the back and they'll see it and we'll bring it out.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: I also drive the paper ambulance at the end. Of
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: the show, I drive it, which is my favorite part
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: of the show. And not to say my part is
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: my favorite part, but I love that we come from
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: the audience. We scare the shit out of these kids
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: with a paper ambulance and it's so so, so loud,
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: and we come in and I drive so fast to go.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Pick up because what the paper ambulance. The driver is drunk,
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: that's at.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: And the terrifying thing about the paper ambulance is watching
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: the paper just crumble at the end because you're going
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: so fast, and you see how car can fall apart
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: just like paper if the driver is drunk.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: That was such a good idea on the group's behalf.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: I don't remember who said, let's make the paper so
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: sharp that it'll hurt someone.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: And when you get thousands of real paper cuts at
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: the end of the show and you present them to
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: the crowd, it's honestly inspiring. And I can't believe you
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: do that to your body every single time.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: That a choice that you made at the salon. That
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: was so brave. It was such a good choice at
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: the salon. I wish, I really.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Wish, I really wish you saw me make the choice.
• 17:35
  Speaker 8: I kind of wish I did too, because because it does,
• 17:39
  Speaker 8: I don't need it confuses me as well.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: It's the paper the uh what's confusing. I'm sorry, perfusing.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Her, getting her giving herself a bunch of paper cuts.
• 17:48
  Speaker 8: The paper missions ambulance because okay, fine, because you're an ambulance,
• 17:54
  Speaker 8: why are you crashing? The ambulance function in the story
• 17:58
  Speaker 8: should be to help the drunk drivers that are already there.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Well, we decided in the salon that the ambulance is
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: the enemy because the ambulance is part of the problem, because.
• 18:07
  Speaker 7: No, go on, it wasn't there.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Well, Peter, let me just explain to you. The ambulance
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: is part of the problem because if a drunk driver
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: knows that their ambulances roaming around, they might think it's
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: okay to crash the car. So that's when we decided
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: the salon. I'm so sorry if it doesn't make sense.
• 18:22
  Speaker 7: I mean, maybe this is good feedback.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: We can yeah, this is good, we can talk.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: It's all right. I just wish you brought it up
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: at the salon.
• 18:27
  Speaker 8: I wasn't at the salon, and I'm sorry, but it
• 18:29
  Speaker 8: doesn't mean I have to agree with everything that you did.
• 18:31
  Speaker 8: I hate the anti ambulance aganda that we push.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Sure, I think it's dangerous.
• 18:36
  Speaker 7: I think it's irresponsible, and.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: That's noted great.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: And when we have our next salon in February, I like,
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: can't wait to discuss this with you and really dive.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: In twelve our next salon.
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: It'd be amazing. And I understand why you weren't there.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: You had to go to a one day concert during
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: the middle of a seven day salon.
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: I understand why you weren't there.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, next up, So my name is Gregory Dinkin out Stop,
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: So I come out as Snarfy the Chugger. It's a
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: really fun moment where I come out as a kind
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: of a funny, silly guy and I'm just all energy
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: just to get the kids riled up again, and it's
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: kind of like how much can I chug? How much
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: can I chug? The kids love it. Unfortunately, at the
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: end of that, Snarfy dies because he chugged too much.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: And then I show them Red Asphalt, which is a
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: movie that's just photos of people that have died horrifically
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: from drunk driving. That's kind of my arc But man, Chuffy,
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: this Snuffy the Chugger really gets think it wasfy snarfy
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: the chugger.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Is depending on like what school districts.
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I found.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Out we have to change it because we found it
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: in Detroit snarfy meant something we didn't know it meant.
• 20:00
  Speaker 8: Remember in Washington when we called him snuffy, Yeah, absolutely
• 20:03
  Speaker 8: lost that audience immediately.
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: Oh, in Louisiana and we called them snooky embarrassed changes,
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: But no, it's it's correct because like Louisiana's snooky is
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: Wisconsin snoffy, Like we just we're following the game changes
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: for sure.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: So I got to say New Jersey Snoopy is New
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: York's Hey, get eddy or snaky.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so when we went to New York, we went, hey,
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: get out of here, Snaky the Chugger. That was my
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: full name for that performance. It was a wonderful, wonderful performance.
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: This analytics is boring, souff.
• 20:39
  Speaker 7: People don't want to hear this.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is just I mean, we might as well
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: just be reading off of our Instagram view insights tab
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: at this point zero.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: So I have the last chugging as much as I
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: can and going I don't think I can drink more
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: and getting the kids were all riled up and making
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: me drink more, really teaching them an important less of
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: peer pressure. Don't drink and drive, and don't peer pressure
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: your friends into drinking and driving.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: Our peer Pressure Dance number, I'd say, is my favorite
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: part of the show because around that time Peter is
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: finally rested after is be boxing, and we all come out.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: I love the peer Pressure dance.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a it's sort of like a It's it's
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: the point at which many of the students believe the
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: assembly is over, and it's not. We're nowhere near that.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: It's just simply a dream ballet. It's almost like an
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: act five of ten acts within the thing. It's a
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: brief reprieve to sort of see what goes on inside
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: your mind as you're drunk driving and as you're experiencing.
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: Dancing in itself is a little funny.
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: We have a little a couple of movements that make
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: me laugh out loud if I'm if I am, do
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: you always laugh out Well, it's hard to kind of
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: do certain things we do without laughing out loud.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we borrow heavily from sy We.
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: Do sy Gongam style.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, still love that.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: Damn it no matter which grade, we always will.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: And I'll tell you a secret. If you ever say
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: John Cena out loud, the kids go ape shit. It's
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: one of my favorite things to do. I'll go, how
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: much can I chug John? The kids they just eat
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: it up. I got a question, because now we've got
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: all this, you know, room to talk, I'm really excited,
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Like what I feel like we all have such fun
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: memories with the kids, Like, what are some of your
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: favorite memories that you've had all you know?
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: I wish to say my favorite is when opening weekend
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: of Mowanna came out and the kids kept thinking that
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: they were gonna watch Mowana during the assembly and we
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: were like.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Because we told them we yeah, it were.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: And then I don't know who it was.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: I think it was you, miss Budweiser. That was like,
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: make the person who dies Moana. So we switched the
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: show on its head and we just replaced any of
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: the kids who died with Moana, and we said she drunk.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Peter, you're off the cuff monologue about tying your own
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: life into Moana's death. I thought was a moment that
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: only lives an infamy in my head, you know, and.
• 23:07
  Speaker 8: And I and I thank you for that. It was
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: I'm glad that it was received. While I kind of
• 23:13
  Speaker 8: fell it was flying by the seat of my pants
• 23:14
  Speaker 8: with that one. But really I think the beat box
• 23:18
  Speaker 8: with the mo Wana ad libs really did have some effect.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we really don't want to put you on
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: the spot, couldn't want to.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: But I'll say the Molanna parts of it, you nail it.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: You really do and do it for. We don't want
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: to put you on.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: We really don't want to put Yeah.
• 23:37
  Speaker 8: I mean, listen, nobody wants to hear me. Do if
• 23:44
  Speaker 8: you remember it?
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: If?
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: I mean, of course I remember it. I do watch
• 23:47
  Speaker 7: the tape back every now and again.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: I don't you know.
• 23:50
  Speaker 8: It's hard to take pride in my parts of the show,
• 23:52
  Speaker 8: but this I did take pride, and I would be
• 23:54
  Speaker 8: I'd be obliged to do it again.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: For Thank you so much.
• 23:57
  Speaker 10: All right, see you later, mom.
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: One number one, number one one, except you're.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Not welcome boo.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: Stream boat going too fat.
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: There's a light of find me.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: I'm a big slug.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: My god, Peter love that.
• 24:41
  Speaker 7: That was awesome And I was just making the day.
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: I was just making that up and it really.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Crazy to me that you don't see how beneficial it
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: is to have you in a car seat when you're
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: doing that.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: It is so I don't get how you don't get it.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: It's so damn powerful.
• 24:56
  Speaker 8: But see, okay, And I was happy to talk about
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: a fond memory and you're reminding me of the because listen, No,
• 25:03
  Speaker 8: it was great. Mohana had just come out. You said,
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: let's make a Mowana version. You'll be in the car seat.
• 25:06
  Speaker 8: And I say, this is the one part or I'm
• 25:10
  Speaker 8: not in the car seat. So why did why because
• 25:13
  Speaker 8: of its Moana, all of a sudden, do I now
• 25:16
  Speaker 8: have to sit in a car seat?
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: I would be remiss if I said, by the way,
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: this was Remember we said this was the day Mohana
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: came out. We saw ten am showing a Moana. Our
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: assembly was at one pm. We did not know that you.
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: Were thinking of it. You had incorporated all of that for.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: The show an hour after we had finished watching it.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: I honestly, it was a maze balls. It was amaze balls.
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: It was amaze balls except for the blocking, but I
• 25:41
  Speaker 8: agree it was it was good, yeah, except for the blocking.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: And I gotta say, Steve, when you said.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: Annie, Steve is my father, sorry, and I love him,
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: but I'm not him.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Jenny, when you said I'm a slug now.
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, do you remember that big slug in the middle
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: of it.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I must have missed that.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: It's a crack.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: And I will say, sure, not a lot bumps for
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: me in our Mowana version of our du.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: No, it's almost completely free of bumps, but the slug.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Bumps, it's definitely a crack.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: And I think there was a kid that yelled out
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: in the assembly, Hey, the slug bumps me a little.
• 26:20
  Speaker 8: Yes, And once you bump those kids, you can't you
• 26:23
  Speaker 8: that if you lose, like eight years, it's such a
• 26:26
  Speaker 8: thin line.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: It's tough when you're at an art school and the
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: screenwriting kids sort of unionize against you, like they start
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: yelling things like this doesn't hold up.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've lost.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: There's the three lines completely. They're worse than the athletes.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: They're worse than the mean girls. It's those screenwriting kids
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: in ninth grade.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: They're so loud.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Now TikTok made them emboldened, and now they feel like
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: they can say anything.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: It's a hard job you have, TikTok. You guys can
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: follow our TikTok yes a really fun social media presence.
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: Should we do a lot of memes to that. We
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: do a lot of stuff to that.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: Song, and it's a lot of like, oh, look at me,
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: I'm in a car drinking, and then it goes no, no, no, no, no,
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: don't do that. Unfortunately, we do get a lot of
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: like blocks because people find our stuff kind of offensive.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: You know, they do not like drinking culture on TikTok.
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: No, they don't.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's hard to make a living being anti
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: drinking culture and trying to just like be popular, you
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: know what I mean.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: Like it's it's.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Because one of our goals is also to be popular.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: I think I care about that a lot, I really do.
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: I understand I also care about being popular. I have
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: a question for everybody. We're talking so much about our show.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: But we're on the road a lot, right Like, we're
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: out together, we're road dogs.
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: We're just doing things together. We're going across the I.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: Think we've been to every state in the country except
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: for Tennessee.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Tennessee. They won't, they.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: Won't, they won't let us in.
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: I think they like drinking and driving in Tennessee.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: Oh gosh, don't get political now, broccolihead.
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: I want to get political.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Broccolihead gets political every now and then, you guys when
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: you get on your freaking soapbox.
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: I love it.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: What are some of.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: Our favorite I mean, we should talk about how we
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: got used to being on the road together, because that
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: took a little bit of I mean.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Peter had to get used to our special song. Yeah,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: you did not understand the special song at all, and
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: we were really confused why you didn't.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: It's so clear.
• 28:26
  Speaker 8: I mean, listen, I'd love if the if the listeners
• 28:29
  Speaker 8: and the viewers could hear it and see if they understand.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: You want to do it, just do the song for us.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Don't want to put you on this and I don't
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: want to put you on this and listen.
• 28:42
  Speaker 7: Okay, here's the thing.
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: Nobody wants to hear me sing your song that you
• 28:47
  Speaker 8: sing in the cart.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: A vote on the table.
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: Should we sing the song where Peter sing the song?
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Raise your hand if you want us to sing the song?
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Had let the let the record show that one.
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: Of the record show one if you want Peter to
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: sing the song.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: I get two votes, one for me and the paper ambulance,
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: and I have a vote.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: This is for everyone who's died in a drunk driving.
• 29:16
  Speaker 7: Also, I forgot I could have used that. I forgot.
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: We always carry one vote for everyone who's died of
• 29:23
  Speaker 8: a drunk driving accident.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm using mine.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: So it's six votes to one.
• 29:28
  Speaker 8: It's it's millions of votes to one.
• 29:34
  Speaker 7: I don't I don't think.
• 29:35
  Speaker 8: I you know, I don't sing it, so I don't
• 29:37
  Speaker 8: know if I know the words necessary.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Well, we could jump in if needed.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll help you out.
• 29:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I got it. Okay, yeah, no, I got it.
• 29:47
  Speaker 7: I can do it. So well, let me ask in
• 29:51
  Speaker 7: this song, where are we going?
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Because it changes the song?
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: Okay, oh, I like it.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: When we're going to Salem.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: I love when we're going to sail We're going from
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: Florida to Salem.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: We're going all the way from South Florida to North Salem.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Or we don't have a tour manager.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Do you have to talk about booking after this because
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: geographically it's not working.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Well, we should we should organize this this tours.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: They sent the state the areas.
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: The surrounding area.
• 30:21
  Speaker 8: Is Okay, Salem, so we're going to Salem, Great Salem, Salem.
• 30:26
  Speaker 7: We're going to Salem, Salem, Salem. We're going to Salem.
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: S sip in on a nice cold beer. He everywhere
• 30:36
  Speaker 7: there's some beer.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, licking up a tasty beer.
• 30:41
  Speaker 8: Everybody love some beer, drinking beer, but we don't drink
• 30:48
  Speaker 8: beer because that is bad.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Salem, Salem.
• 30:52
  Speaker 10: We're going to Salem, Salem, Salem.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: We're going to Salem. In the car seat, this is
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: where we drive. We hate ambulances and we're five years old,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: or are we think for yourselves? Wake up, people, it's
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: time to stop drinking.
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: Salem, Salem. We're going to Salem, Salem, Salem.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: We're going to Salem.
• 31:18
  Speaker 9: Hallelulu, little jomm.
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: We're going to watch the breakdown.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: I love that song, and if I if I, if
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: I could give notes on it, I will, I do.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: I do get bumped by the end.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: So Peter, I understand why you're bumped by the end.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: I just don't understand how you could be bumped by
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: any other thing.
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: We say like the end because it's from another song
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: I've heard.
• 31:51
  Speaker 8: Okay, but you say, watch the breakdown the song ends.
• 31:55
  Speaker 7: What are we watching?
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: We're watching the breakdown of a character.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: I I never brought this up, but I feel like
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: every single input that I give, I feel like it's
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: being fought with ferociously. I feel like every single thing
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: I want to add, it feels like it gets taken
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: down and it feels like it feels like you guys
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: think I don't know what's up, and I feel like
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: if you gave my ideas a shot, I feel like
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: I feel like you'd realize they make more sense.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for voicing that.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. This reminds me a lot of
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: our seven day salon. So thank you, thank you.
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: When I talked about someone, I'm really sorry you missed it.
• 32:35
  Speaker 7: Peter, I'm not sorry.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Oh I wish you were.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: So what happens is we get these emails.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: We get these emails and that's when they book us,
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: and because they are few and far between, we put
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: the dots together at the end of the month and
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: we go, okay, so we need to be in Salem
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: on the twenty second, and we need to be in
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Fort Lauderdale at the end of the month.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: So it's really tough because we kind of just all
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: do group emails. The emails come in and just separate
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: to all of our different accounts, so we'll just kind
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: of book based on what the emails get. So all
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: of a sudden, I'm booking someplace, you know, like San Diego, California.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: And then the next moment we know Miss Budweiser herself
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: is booking something in Maine, and so it's and they're
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: two days apart, and we gotta get going in the car.
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: And it all goes to our travel coordinator, who is
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: one of the original members of our group.
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: His name is Gabe. Gabe.
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: He's amazing, but to be honest, I don't think he
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: wants to do this anymore.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: It's tough when people just yeah, well it's because we
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: broke up.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll say it, well, yeah, Gabe and I used
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: to fuck.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Oh and he is on the road with us, and
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: he did the book keeping and we broke up. Yeah yeah, okay.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: And I just want to say I feel like ever
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: since he ever since he and I broke up, I
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: feel like people treat me differently, and I feel like
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: all of you are looking at me and you're looking
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: for my sackadness, and I feel like sometimes in the
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: car you wish I was gape And thank you so.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Much for that. Was really awesome to hear you voice that.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: And again she brought that up at the salon. So
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: this is and so did Gabe.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he said the same.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: And I will say.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Though, it just just just throw you a little bit
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: of gratitude. It's been a lot easier without Gabe. And you,
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: you know, doing what you and Gabe did a lot
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: of that.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: God was that good gratitude. Thank you for throwing that
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: at me, My God.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Through your gratitude anytime.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: When you guys used to.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Click up the fight. Yeah, and then.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: You you order us, because Gabe was in charge of everything,
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: you'd order us six separate cars, and we had to
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: have to drive to the place with six cars. It
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: was bad for cost, and it was bad for morale,
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: and it was bad for the environment.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: And so it was Luckily we're not giving speeches about
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: the environment.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: We're just thank God because we are.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: That's also such it's a buzz hill, such a.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Buzz kill those guys.
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: Light bulb blight bulb bla.
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: Of course, I have a question, if we weren't talking
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: about drinking and driving the most important thing to talk about,
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: what would you guys want to give a school somebody about, Oh.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Everyone go around, everyone go around.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Ooh. Well for me, oh, I don't Oh gosh, it's
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: just so tough. I guess what I would want to
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: do is maybe something about heroin and what's your stance heroin?
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: I think that would be good to do something about heroin? Maybe, yeah,
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: because then Snarfy could come out and chug some heroin
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: and that would be fun and just really I'm looking
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: for something big and loud, and I think heroin would
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: be good. Got it?
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: Got it?
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: You get this way every time you talk about it's
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: like your bones are shaking.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. For me, heroin
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: is pretty scary but also could be fun. But you
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: have to do it responsibly, which means not at all.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Why are you.
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: Talking about it like a little boy talk about killing you?
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: What? What are you talking about? You?
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: You haven't been this way since day six of the salon.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, snuff is chugging a little too much.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Now you're just going into dialogue from the show.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Is everything? Okay?
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: Ooh?
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: For me? Yeah, it's fine over here.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's give him a second because this is whack crazy, Like.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: I think we just have to like turn him off
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: and turn him back on again.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Hey guys, what's up?
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Hey?
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: Okay, what No, what just happened?
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: No?
• 36:54
  Speaker 7: Literally, what just happened? You touched his back?
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: No, Peter, it's okay.
• 36:58
  Speaker 7: Your hands and now, Peter, this is weird.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: What happened at the salon?
• 37:03
  Speaker 7: Well that was the weirdest thing I've ever seen?
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? You?
• 37:08
  Speaker 7: You went fucking crazy for a second. You said, let's
• 37:11
  Speaker 7: turn them on and turn them back off.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: This is your frustration with the car seat. I just
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: really say, yeah.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: A lot of anger issues because of your past. You
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: know it's you have a lot of anger.
• 37:23
  Speaker 7: You're gonna bring my fucking past into this.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, because it's so powerful.
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: Peter, I would say, stop digging or your shovels gonna
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: hitd bone.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, bud By, is your your turn?
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Peter never can drive?
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: What is it my turn for?
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: You get to say what you would do it in
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: assembly on if it wasn't Oh birds.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: In what way? Oh? This is so anti birds?
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm I'm a hard anti bird. I have I
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: have a pro pro outdoor cat anti bird stance, and
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get that out there. I put feelers
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: out to schools. I put out like a little like
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: press kit. I've sent it out to schools being like,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: can I come talk about how birds are bad and
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: birds gooters?
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Or birds, oh.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Birds, birds the ones that are animals. But yeah, I
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: just haven't gotten a lot of traction. I mean, this
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: is kind of like my main thing other than being
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: on the board of directors at Budweiser.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: So it's it's like, I really just have this one
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: for us, sometimes so much that you're always on the
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: road with us.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: It's and it's tough because it's like I have to
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: fit you guys in with my lobbying sessions with Congress,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: where I am, of course lobby.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Oh those zoom calls you do in the car are
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: so sometimes.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: I'm so glad my daddy made you that special device
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: that allows you to get Internet anywhere so.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: You can lobby for alcohol.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I lobby, but I do it sarcastically, like
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm saying, hey, you should loosen up this this
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: drink law. And then I go to you guys, and
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I go, oh, can you even believe this?
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: Like when Jesus hung out with the poor.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: It's exactly like that, because the whole time Jesus was
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: with the poor, he was rolling his eyes.
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: I always think it's like, God, it's so wacky that
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: like you with your last name, but why is there
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: a lobby for alcohol?
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: Because it's like, like the people you're talking to would
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: be like, why would they believe you? You know what I mean,
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: You're clearly like one side.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't understand. Are you saying you're making
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: a judgment about me based on my last name.
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: I don't judge.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I just feel as though sometimes you guys feel that
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: because of my last name, I'm not an impartial force
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: in this fight. I think that sometimes you think that
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: my message is confusing, and you guys don't know where
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: I stand. Well, I know perfectly well where I stand.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much for sharing that. Thank you so much,
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: so wonderful your thoughts.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: This is an open form and such a wonderful place
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: to share that, So thank you for that.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: And thank you.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: I think I would probably do an assembly for tired driving.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: It's really dangerous and.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: You're always tired when you drive too.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: Yes, even when I drive the fake ambulance, I'm exhausted,
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: so I gotta be careful with that too, because it's sharp.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: That's my answer.
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: Some people say tire driving is as bad as drunk driving,
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: and that's us and we say that.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: We say that. There's just a little section in our
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: show where we go drunk driving and also tired driving, guys,
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: watch out is just as dangerous.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: There's a moment where we go really hard on insomniacs.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: We just lay into those lazy fuckers.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because they are. They're lazy fuckers.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: They're lazy fuckers, and I'm not afraid to say it.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: M H, Peter, what would you do your assembly on?
• 40:57
  Speaker 7: I would just love to beat bucks. That's always what
• 40:59
  Speaker 7: I am.
• 41:02
  Speaker 8: Thank you, Yeah, I just I really wish the salon
• 41:05
  Speaker 8: to bring that up because we could have like implemented.
• 41:08
  Speaker 7: I do still feel like we give you a lot,
• 41:10
  Speaker 7: give me a lot of them.
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: I feel like you do a lot of beatboxing already.
• 41:13
  Speaker 7: I know, I agree, and I appreciate it.
• 41:15
  Speaker 8: If I could do something else, I'd like to, you know,
• 41:16
  Speaker 8: get out of the car seat and lose some of
• 41:18
  Speaker 8: the drunk driving parts. Fits probably past that, I kind
• 41:20
  Speaker 8: of it's tough to relive. Yeah, so many times in
• 41:23
  Speaker 8: a row. I appreciate the opportunity to tell my story.
• 41:26
  Speaker 8: But it's it's it's it's heroic.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: I just think the beatboxing makes no sense without the
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: car seat.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: It's like without the car seat, like what does it
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: actually mean?
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: And I think kids' brains. You have to be careful,
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: so you gotta go one step at a time. And
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: I think hearing like beatboxing coming from a mouth with
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: no buckle up padded seat, I think your brain goes
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: I'm distracted, I don't understand. Let me go on TikTok so.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: But also I do feel like, Peter, we put you
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: in a uncomfortable spot because you're the only one who's
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: ever drank out of this group.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the rest of us. Yeah, can I ask
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: you something, Peter? What does it feel like to drink?
• 42:08
  Speaker 6: What is it I feel like to drink?
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: And I feel like I've never really asked you this
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: because we never like want to entertain the possibility in
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: front of anybody.
• 42:16
  Speaker 8: But it's just us, so, I mean, I feel like
• 42:20
  Speaker 8: I've never gotten this attention before, maybe because I wasn't
• 42:23
  Speaker 8: at the salon.
• 42:24
  Speaker 7: But it's great. It's it's Matt.
• 42:28
  Speaker 8: All your cares just kind of melt away, every tension
• 42:30
  Speaker 8: you have, every you know, just just a simple drink
• 42:34
  Speaker 8: and can ease away a pain that you have. And
• 42:38
  Speaker 8: there's a lot of pain in this world and you
• 42:42
  Speaker 8: can try to fight it, but sometimes you just need
• 42:44
  Speaker 8: to tuck it away for a second.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: I want to say, no, thank you for sharing. That
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: sounds like you have a problem.
• 42:54
  Speaker 7: You were restarted.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about.
• 42:57
  Speaker 7: You were a different person five minutes ago.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: You're talking about.
• 43:02
  Speaker 6: Can I tell you guys what I would do my.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 43:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, sure, yeah, yeah great.
• 43:09
  Speaker 6: How men always need to pay for women on dates?
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Chivalry is dead.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: Women deserve a real man who pays for everything on
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: a date.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Oh you're pro this'st It sounded like you were mad
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: at it.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: I want it, I want it right. You want the
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: man to pay it's right.
• 43:34
  Speaker 8: Men?
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Oh here he gets political again. Women deserve a.
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: Real man who's willing to pay for things.
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: Wow, it's hard to argue.
• 43:48
  Speaker 8: I mean, it's there's a lot to say, but I've
• 43:51
  Speaker 8: gone toe to toe with you on this.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Before your guys fight in the backseat. It's tough to watch.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Sometimes it's just crazy.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: You don't even hear yourself. Oh, women should pay for themselves. Okay,
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: that's not what I believe.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: What bothers me too, is that you have no problem
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: with it's mostly about other people, Like when you're at restaurants.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: That one time we're at that buka of a Peppo
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: and you leaned over and you said, she ain't paying
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: suckers as.
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: We walked in.
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: As soon as I walked in, I said, she'd better
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: be eating this on you, my friend.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, It's just important to me because I think women
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: deserve the world. I think women are amazing, and I
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: think they're beautiful, and I think that they don't need
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: to be bothered with pain.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: And thank you, thank you so much for that, Thank
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: you so much for that. I honestly think it's great
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: that you're standing up for us totally. And you're always
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: so fair since you're the person who handles the finances
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: and the payouts at the end, you are always so
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: fair with it. And I have no idea what everyone
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: else is making, but I trust you really much.
• 45:02
  Speaker 7: What it's not fair the way he pays everybody.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: I don't even know, Like, what are you talking about?
• 45:08
  Speaker 7: He takes out a meal cost he'd be because.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Oh he's making silly sad.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: Brocci head, don't do the lawnmower while he's talking.
• 45:22
  Speaker 8: No, no, broccoli Head pays you less because it's the
• 45:26
  Speaker 8: meal TAXI.
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: That will make it back in me will make it
• 45:30
  Speaker 7: back in meals.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Wait, broccoli Head, but I only eat like four bites
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: a night.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just have my bolts.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: Broccoli Head, turn off the lawnmower.
• 45:44
  Speaker 7: Broccoli had turn off the lawnmower.
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: What am I being accused of? I take money out
• 45:49
  Speaker 6: of meals?
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: This has been artist artists, artist artists answer the question. Now,
• 45:53
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