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128. Slotherhouse!!! · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 1: I just want to apologize to Jeff, super fan, Marissa
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  Speaker 1: aj Online, Manny and all the other fans. I'm so
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: sorry to everyone. I was very naive. I was very
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: naive and very stupid, and I shouldn't have assumed I
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  Speaker 1: could find out the Slaughterhouse clips the night before release.
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry for everything that has happened, because, in
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  Speaker 1: spite of what Jeff says now, it is my fault.
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: During the episode, I say I'm gonna play a clip,
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  Speaker 1: and I couldn't find the clips. It was my job,
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  Speaker 1: and I insisted on everything. I insisted I could find
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  Speaker 1: the clips easy. Everything had to be my way, and
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  Speaker 1: this is where we've ended up, and it's all because
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  Speaker 1: of me. We're here now, hungry and cold and hunted.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. It was never my intention to hurt anyone,
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  Speaker 1: and I hope that's clear. I'm so scared was I'm
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  Speaker 1: scared to close my eyes and scared to open him.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna die out here, and what if I lost
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  Speaker 1: both my hands tomorrow?
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  Speaker 2: You could be a seat model star. I was sixteen
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: at the time or fifteen, and then hook it up
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  Speaker 2: with a witch and that was that. Cats can smile
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  Speaker 2: apparently whoa weird, but it doesn't always mean that they're happy.
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: Soucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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  Speaker 1: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jennyman is a star. Her look looks weren't part
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  Speaker 2: of the issue.
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top at Forgannas.
• 2:05
  Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but let's see. Hello sloths,
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  Speaker 2: I'm dirty. I'm a dirty little sloth. Because we're today,
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: we are re recording an episode. It's off to a
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  Speaker 2: great start. We are gonna be chit chatting about the
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  Speaker 2: iconic twenty twenty three movie slather House. And I'm Jeff
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  Speaker 2: and I'm Andy, and welcome to notable nostalgia. So no, uh,
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: slaugh House. Andy, have you seen this before or when
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  Speaker 2: you what's your history with this movie? I did.
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  Speaker 1: I saw the preview for it and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: we have to see this in theaters, and then it
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  Speaker 1: was I don't think it even was in American theaters.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, which bummed me out.
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  Speaker 2: No, listener, if you haven't seen it, after you listen
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  Speaker 2: to this like chit chat about it, you're gonna be like,
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  Speaker 2: this is my new like annual movie. I watched it
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  Speaker 2: maybe a couple of years ago or whenever it came out,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, this is amazing. I rewatched it
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  Speaker 2: the other day and I was like, this is still
• 3:02
  Speaker 2: so fucking enjoyable. It's so good. Yeah, so listener, we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna break it down kind of scene by scene. I
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  Speaker 2: took some notes. I was a little you know, dude
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  Speaker 2: about a feeling, and I learned I figure out the
• 3:15
  Speaker 2: best way to take notes or whatever is doing voice
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  Speaker 2: to text.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, this is great.
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  Speaker 2: So I did a lot of that. So so yeah, listener,
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  Speaker 2: you can stream it on Hulu. It's quite enjoyable. So
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna break it down for you, and then we
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  Speaker 2: have some reviews and we're gonna chit chat just kind
• 3:35
  Speaker 2: of break it down like what we thought of the
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  Speaker 2: effects overall, and if there's gonna be a potential sequel.
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  Speaker 1: The crazy thing about this on Hulu, though, it was
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  Speaker 1: it was, uh, they put it as a drama slash comedy,
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  Speaker 1: not a horror, And I mean, I guess, I guess
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  Speaker 1: all horror kind of is drama, but it just seems
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  Speaker 1: really odd that they wouldn't put it in the horror category.
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  Speaker 2: It definitely feels like a Halloween type of movie.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly, and it's kind of fun and it's like the
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  Speaker 1: fact that it's a sloth doing everything kind of takes
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  Speaker 1: away the scariness of Yeah. So yeah, I put like
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  Speaker 1: horror comedy. I wouldn't put drama.
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  Speaker 2: Com Yeah, drama no. But I this came out around.
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  Speaker 2: There was like this like resurgence of sloths ye around
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  Speaker 2: like a few years ago. I think that was like
• 4:19
  Speaker 2: a Zootopia movie came out and thoughts were like the
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  Speaker 2: big thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sloths has been my favorite animal since I was
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  Speaker 1: like in seventh or sixth grade. Once I like figured
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  Speaker 1: out or once I learned what a sloth was, I
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  Speaker 1: was like, fucking they like eighteen hours a day. I'm like, hell, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: sounds amazing.
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  Speaker 2: My favorite. One of my favorite animals besides like dogs
• 4:37
  Speaker 2: and pigs, is I love koalas. Sure, And I didn't
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: realize until recently that kualas are very aggressive and very vicious.
• 4:45
  Speaker 2: Oh they're not. They're not cuddly and cue they're very attacking.
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  Speaker 1: Kathy just got a a Kuala water bottle, and they
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: called it that because when you drink it, it makes
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  Speaker 1: it look it makes you look like a koala bear.
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  Speaker 1: That's cute, and I was like, that's cool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, I love that. All right, listener, buckle up
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  Speaker 2: and sloth the puns are so like horrible today there
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  Speaker 2: might even puns. Okay. So the film opens with the
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  Speaker 2: tidal sloth in the jungle and then oh wait, then wait,
• 5:16
  Speaker 2: by the way, this is like the verbiage and then
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  Speaker 2: we'll chit chat about it of me just like sitting
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: on the couch like eating. Okay, so that's like what's
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  Speaker 2: going on. And then oh wait, that's not the title
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  Speaker 2: sloth because I thought it wasn't the real sloth because
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  Speaker 2: of what happened. He was just eaten by an alligator.
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  Speaker 2: And then they panned down in the pond and like
• 5:34
  Speaker 2: that's kind of like a sewer thing, and then there's
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  Speaker 2: like blood, but oh wait, there's another sloth. And then
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  Speaker 2: there's like a hunter people that are looking for the sloth. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so pretty much, there's a sloth in a jungle and
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  Speaker 2: it gets eaten by an alligator and then it's like,
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: oh shit, the sloth's not dead. And then there's like
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  Speaker 2: these hunter like poacher people that are like looking for
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  Speaker 2: like wild animals and they see the sloth and they
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: shoot him with a tranquilizer and then it goes to
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  Speaker 2: the back to the pond, and all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 2: the alligator comes up, rolls over and there's three huge
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  Speaker 2: cut marks on its tummy. Yeah, so you realize the
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  Speaker 2: sloth wasn't killed, it was it killed. Yeah, So that
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  Speaker 2: was an intense way to open.
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  Speaker 1: So I was a little confused. Were they going for
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  Speaker 1: that specific sloth or were they just looking for any sloth?
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  Speaker 2: I think that they were a part of the big
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  Speaker 2: game industry, Like later on the film, like the guy
• 6:31
  Speaker 2: who's like selling the animals has like a tiger or whatever. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so maybe, but like I do sloths move really fast?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 2: No, their whole thing, their whole brand is like short
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  Speaker 2: is like small and short.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because so now that if they were just trying
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  Speaker 1: to get any sloth, we don't know if all sloths
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  Speaker 1: are capable of this real Yeah, this is like I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, why was this a special sloth? They didn't
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  Speaker 1: even say that, which I love because if there is
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  Speaker 1: a sequel, imagine if there's a shit to the Slawskary.
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  Speaker 2: And maybe if sloths do move fast, they just don't
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  Speaker 2: want you to think that they move fast.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I read somewhere that uh sloths can dye from
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  Speaker 1: starvation with food in their stomach, because it's something about
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  Speaker 1: how slow they move, like fung guy, and shit will
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  Speaker 1: grow on them and it'll kill them. But they'll die
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  Speaker 1: from like hunger because the fun guy will like go
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  Speaker 1: into it. There's some weird shit, which is wild. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I think they just generally move slow.
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  Speaker 2: That's like, so I have to like eat now because
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to be need that food in like twelve hours.
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  Speaker 2: Cam sloths and they have such long nails too, like
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  Speaker 2: their old claws.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: So I was watching this and I realized because my
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: dog Nikki not Guscus Nicky. She's like a terrier mix
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  Speaker 2: and I posted her on her socials. She looks like
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  Speaker 2: the sloth, like same coloring and she has longer nail
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  Speaker 2: she like. And Nikki is like an intelligent dog that
• 7:56
  Speaker 2: she like watches TV, especially when there's like animals on there. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I was like looking at her looking at the TV.
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  Speaker 2: It was sloth looking at sloth.
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: I think he's like writing notes about the freaking Instagram stuff. Yeah.
• 8:08
  Speaker 2: So the film does a title card and then it
• 8:11
  Speaker 2: cuts to these girls at the mall, like probably call
• 8:13
  Speaker 2: it their college age, yeah, chit chatting about girl stuff
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  Speaker 2: probably here, No, I'm not gonna make an appropriate jo.
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  Speaker 2: Probably talking about like guns and stuff. Anyways, So they're
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  Speaker 2: talking about like their worthiness and like getting followers on
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  Speaker 2: social media, and they would talk about this main chick
• 8:31
  Speaker 2: who's like an influencer that they're like obsessed with, like,
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  Speaker 2: and she's part of their sorority. And all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 2: there's the two girls part ways, and then the main
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  Speaker 2: girl I don't know what her name is, like Lisa.
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  Speaker 2: There's like a random dog running through the mall. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and she Lisa. Her name is not Lisa, but I
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: never learned her name. She grabs the dog and I thought, so,
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  Speaker 2: there's a guy sitting at a table. I thought it
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  Speaker 2: was his dog.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So she takes a selfie of herself with this dog
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  Speaker 2: that she rescues, and the creepy guy like who's staying
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  Speaker 2: at the table who's kind of interacting with her, is
• 9:09
  Speaker 2: in the background of the picture. Like that was weird.
• 9:13
  Speaker 2: I'm doing a horrible job describing this movie.
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  Speaker 1: No, I mean, you're kind of hitting the marks, right, there. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the main lady she sees this dog running and this
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  Speaker 1: like little kid is on like a little bike or
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: something that's about to run the dog over. So she
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  Speaker 1: saves the dog, but we don't I don't remember anybody
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  Speaker 1: coming for the dog. What happened to the dog?
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: I think it was like a little old lady or
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: something and show up. But then she's pretty much like
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know why, she has such a long interaction
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  Speaker 2: with this creepy thing like red flags girl. But then
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  Speaker 2: like just as like here a girl, here a woman,
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: here's your dog back. And then so the guy's kind
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: of like, oh, like what do you think about swags?
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  Speaker 2: Like pretty much like what that could be. I don't
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  Speaker 2: really understand how that conversation really went.
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: Well. Yeah, why they did it though, And I think
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: her name is mattis Oh no, her name is Emily.
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: The lead lady Emily y close l I forgot what you?
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: Oh you said?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think a lot of young girls are named Lisa.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But the reason I think they did it is
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: have you ever heard of the trope in movies where
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: it's called save the cat? Well, so basically, if in
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  Speaker 1: any movie, at the beginning the protagonist, they're going to
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: have them do something good, so then you know, like, oh,
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: this is the good person, and this is who we're
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: going to root for. But a lot of times they
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: do that when the good person might have like moral
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: up and down. So for her to later on get
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  Speaker 1: this sloth and hold it, you still want to root
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: for this person, right because holding a sloth the way
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: she was doing it is like pretty fucked up, you know,
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: taking out of its habitat just for reviews. But the
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: fact that we know that she's a good person by
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: saving that dog at the beginning, we're already instantly rooting
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  Speaker 1: for So I think they had to do that otherwise
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: we wouldn't have cared if she lived or died, you know.
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  Speaker 2: So that's really interesting. Yeah, and it's it's smart that
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: they chose like a little like Corgi or whatever, because
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: if it was like a Rottwiler, yeah, biding her like
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: and then the guy's like sloth and she's like, I'm
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: bleeding like so much blood, sir. Yeah, So this guy's
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: just at the mall, lurking, trying to find like young
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  Speaker 2: women to like have. Yeah, like that's yeah, like that's
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: something I never had thought about warning my kid, like,
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: don't buy sloths from people. True.
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  Speaker 1: I guess how else would you really sell exotic? Like
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: did you hear that someone just broke into the louver?
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, Like I know there's like underground black markets
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: where you can sell shit like that. I just answer
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: my question. It's probably underground markets wre you can sell sloths.
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: Here's what I would do. I would go to if
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: I was selling sloths or other like big game animals.
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: I would go to the zoo and see people enjoying
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: the lions and be like, hey, do you want one
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: of these for yourself?
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: I saw that you liked that lion. Check this out.
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: That's what I would do.
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: I would dress up a sloths, take it to the
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: louver and be like, do you think the sloths would
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: steal the jewels? And then teach it to steal jewels?
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: What do you think the loop? Like? What was that
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: whole situation?
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: They just took a bunch of diamonds and jewelry and shit.
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're probably watching that movie like Entrapment with uh
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: Sean Connery and Catherine Dada Jones. So the only scene
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: that you probably will remember is Catherine Zada Jones goes
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: into a room that has a bunch of lasers and
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: does a bunch of sexy ass bins and twizz. That's
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: the only thing I like Catherine Zada Jones, Elizabeth Hurley,
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: Michelle Rodriguez. I would fuck all of I would have
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: them funck all of me. Anyways, So so we now
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: were in the sorority house and it's like, you know,
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: welcome home time, and all of the sorority girls are
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: like coming in and the Emily is her name, and
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: she really wants to be sorority president for some like
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: she has really low expectations for her life, and her
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: mom was, Oh that's what her mom was. She wasdent,
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: but like shoot for something. After that, like that seems
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: like like oh, I really want to be home monitoror
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: like that's that's that's geek. I hate to say that's gay,
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: but whatever. So then it's interesting editing with this movie
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: because when they're talking introducing kind of like the secondary
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: characters and like the villain of the movie, they show
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: their followers and kind of like a little biography on them.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: I noticed that too, and I wonder why, Like I
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: like how they did it. It looked really cool. I
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: thought it was really good. I think it looked great,
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  Speaker 1: but I didn't understand really why because some of the people,
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: excuse me, I'm so sorry, some of the people that
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: like had low followers were like also evil or like
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: kind of bad. It's I don't know, it's weird. I
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: like it, but I just don't understand the purpose of
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: that one.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think to like maybe because there's a lot
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: of the characters that follow the villain and are kind
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: of like her henchmen, and then there's like, I'm assuming,
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: the token lesbian. So she was definitely the all star
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: for me. I enjoyed her yado throughout this. I like
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: that they just accepted her too. A lot of times
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: when that character is in shows, there's some type of
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: like butt of the Joker on her, and there wasn't.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, and it's just who that person was as
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  Speaker 1: a character. And I liked it because they didn't change
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: or say anything like, well the reason I act like that,
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: they didn't have to say any of that this is
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: this character and this is how they are. And I
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: thought she was a fun kind of levity type character
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: during the whole movie.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I let me see what I wrote, and I'm like, Okay,
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: this is not gonna go well for her. This Oh
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: so I was thinking already. I was like, the villain's
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: gonna die or something like that. But maybe she'll learn
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: a lesson at the end. I don't know. I hate
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: her fucking hat hope. There's the there's the token. Oh,
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: there's the token lesbian. In the first like five or
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: ten minutes, there's been two.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Oh oh my god.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: Okay. This was the highlight of the whole fucking movie
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: for me is in the first about ten minutes of
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: the movie, there have been two actresses that had broken
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: the fourth wall. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I thought I saw one for sure. I thought of someone.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, maybe I didn't. I'm not gonna
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: rewind it. Oh that's funny.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that I love. I don't notice it in
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: scripted shows and movies. I like to look at the
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: extras in movies a lot, especially the overacting. But in
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: reality shows, especially Little Women Atlanta, when they introduced new characters,
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: they do break the fourth wall a lot, but it's Lifetime,
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: so they're not going to edit it out. I edit
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Little Women Atlanta on Lifetime like that person did not
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: care about their job. Yeah. Okay, so I did point
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: out too to kind of sidebar, is the I loved
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: the set design for this movie. Like the rooms were
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: so beautifully like esthetically preeezing with like that dark kind
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: of stage willow green and just the just the decor
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: was really beautiful. So I really love that. I love
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: the shit out of all the esthetic. Yeah, that's what
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: I said in my notes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like the whole movie I thought was great,
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Like every scene was interesting to look at. Yeah, like
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: it was really well done. For sure, they made it
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: in Serbia. I'm pretty sure.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Is that that country?
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe it wasn't Serbia. They made it another I'm
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: pretty sure Serbia. I could be wrong.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: That's a country that's like a NATO Oh probably not,
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: probably not.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: It's a Balkans country in Balkans.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: I've never heard these words.
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  Speaker 1: It's the Republic of Serbia. Is a landlocked country in
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: southeast and Central Europe. Okay, yeah, located in the Balkans.
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  Speaker 2: Nice, there's probably a country that uses NATO allies to
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: protect them. Okay.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Well, Serbia used to be part of Yugoslavia and later
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: the State Union of Serbia and Montenegro see that's why
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: you come to notable nostalgia. Yeah, we talked about sloths.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: We talked about Serbia. Uh, Mandy Moore sometimes.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Her dad's a pilot.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Oh really, you.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Don't have to have a college education for that, you don't, Okay. So,
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: so the Emily is in her room and she's like,
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: you know, looking out the window and bullshit like that,
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: and all of a sudden, her boyfriend shows up and
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: there's like an unnecessary jump scare, like nothing's gonna happen.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: She didn't have a sloth yet, it's not there's no
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: reason for this girl to be terrified. And obviously she
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: is super terrified because she just like pretty much exchanged
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: numbers with some stranger at the mall that's trying to
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: sell her a sloth. Yeah, so she has no no
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: reason to be scared, or she has no in her mind,
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: there's no reason to be scared. Okay. And then we
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: get introduced to another VIP or MVP of this movie,
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: the house Mother.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Sood she is.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: So good, so unnecessary in her the in the writer,
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: directors or the actresses choices for her. And we'll get
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: to that in a little bit. But so let me see,
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: I think what's going to happen next is that the lead,
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Emily is going to adopt the sloth. The Slot's going
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: to kill everyone except for possibly not the lead, and
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: the lead lost her mom. So there's like a legacy story,
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: I think. So I don't know sure why I wrote that,
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: because I've seen the movie before and they've just said it's.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Well, I completely forgot about a lot of this movie
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: when I was rewatching it for the second time. I
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: completely forgot about the whole voting thing and they're all
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: on robes and shitter and I'm like, oh, what is this.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: I had zero recollection of that.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and at the end, I don't know if we'll
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: cover it. But like at the end, when they're doing
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: like the ceremonial vote, where are they at. They're in
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: a tunnel, like underground tunnel that's like neon lights. So
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: at this moment, I did make a note saying that
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: I wish that there would have been more of a
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: backstory with the sloth. So I thinking, like, like, writer, director, people,
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: if you're listening to this, which you probably are because
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: you made flather House, so like no podcast is doing
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: you do, maybe a prequel would be good And a
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: sequel and then like a rekuel and maybe have like
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: a different type of animal, Like, what's another animal that
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: could could be imposed in this kuala be a no brainer?
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Kill next thing?
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: What's an animal that would not work? Like a rhino?
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Get go?
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a get go would be actually more practical
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: than usloth Actually, so she should have done that. Oh no,
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: just to be like the house mouse, like that would have.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: A right.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: What the are you doing in that in that movie?
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: The rhino, like it's all a success and like a
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: really good animal for them. Wow, they do a goldfish
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: and the goldfish comes out with a knife with their
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: neg Oh my god. Okay, so it's so not politically
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: correct the house mother's talk. I think it's her that's
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: talking about doing when she was in the sorority doing
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: a twenty four hour hoggathon.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: It's so fucking funny. She goes, she goes, Emily, your
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: mom cared about people. She put together the twenty four
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: hour homeless Huga thoughts so good.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Like so inappropriate and then just like bizarre. Yeah, but
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: like a lot of the things that the house mother
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: says throughout the movie are really practical and like thoughtful
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: and carried. But then she's like either super fucking bizarre
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: or they make.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Her drunk for some reason the entire time, but she goes.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: She says something like, uh, I'll put the actual thing in,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: but she goes, Well, the problem was that their smell
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: was really bad something. A bunch of the sisters are
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: throwing up well talking homeless, which made the smell even worse.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: So then we just like bottom of a bunch of sandwiches.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: We I think this is the scene where it's so
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: fucking good.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: The house mother is giving Emily like encouragement to run
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: for sorority president and everything she's saying about the mom
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: and like why she should have the current blah blah blah.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: She's saying it, but she's just drunk, but she says
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: it's fine, but she just has to be like, yes,
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: it doesn't make any it's an interesting idea. And that's
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: the thing. Like I've gotten some pretty good advice from
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: drunk people, and like I've done a lot of things.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: That's like we went to a bar once and you
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: and I and we did kind of improv with some
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: random guy at a bar, Like a magic can be
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: made with alcohol.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: That's the moral of this story.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, moderation, Okay, oh no, the villain guy who sells
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: wild animals is in his like layer thing, but it's
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: like really good again Okay, so this, oh, this is
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: what I was meaning by that. I've like decode my notes.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: So again, the esthetic is so great. Like usually when
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: there's like a villain in their layer, it's decrepit and gross,
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: and this one was like so many candlelighted candle obras,
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: because everything is beautiful, like the really expensive like wine
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: or whiskey container like glass like crystal or whatever, and
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: then for some reason and like the beautiful leather furniture,
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: but then for some reason, he just like can't be
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: I guess big game hunters are probably not the nicest
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: people in the world. But I'm like, you're being really
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: being to the sloth for like no reason, right, So.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Well, I guess that makes sense too, because if they're
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: selling animals illegally, that's probably they're probably making a lot
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: of money. So I guess I guess he would have
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: like a really nice place.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: So if I was him, because he probably makes a
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: lot of money, I would probably have a couple of
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: layers between me and the customer, though, sure, like have
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: you know to keep it separated a little bit.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I don't think I keep the sloth in my living room.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: No, especially if I'm gonna abuse it. Like if I'm like,
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't want I wouldn't want that functue like they
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: have that energy. Yeah, but I would have like a
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: little like abuse room.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You like just trying to watch like Charlie Brown's
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Christmas and you're like, like, I gotta subparate my life.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: I forget what it was that we were watching and
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: talking about on the podcast where like Hitmen should have
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: what was that episode?
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, yeah, they should have other out because all
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: they talked about was murdering.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like like they have bills to pay, they have
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: recitals to go to. There's they have existential crisises, crisises,
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: whatever the word is. Okay, So I'm so glad and
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: this I want your opinion on too, that they went
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: with practical effects for the sloth.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: In my note right here, I say love the practical
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: effects of the sloth. I love it. It just adds
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: to the fun of it. And I'm CGI is great,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: of course, but you can tell when it's CGI. But
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: the practical effects make it just so much more fun,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: so I.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Agree with you, and more fun and campy, but also
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: like a throwback to like the original. This is not
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: on the same level at all, but the original Jurassic
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: part and like the practical effects hold up to this day,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: while like I don't know, Dress to Park three like
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: looks so dated to me. So I thought that was
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: really good. And then so this scene, the sloth gets
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: out and like murders the creepy guy, and then the
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Emily gal in a really nice car rolls up just
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: breaks into this guy's house, opens the door. Okay, you
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: met this guy at a mall. He's a man number one,
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: number two. He's trying to sell you a sloth number three.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: It's a really sketchy part of town, and you don't know.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: The house is dark. He didn't answer. Come back later,
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: leave a note, call text whatever. She goes in, finds
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: the sloth, carries the sloth because she thinks the tiger
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: is gonna come. And then I don't know how the
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: tiger got out, and and then she just busts out
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: and leaves.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: That's a good thing she saved that dog. Otherwise would
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: be like this girl seems a little yeah, you know, so,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: but she saved the dog, so I'm still trusting her.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: You're still trusting Emily. Okay, I think that's what I
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: already said. My notes are so chaotic, okay, so oh
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: these people are really okay. So she brings the Emily
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: brings theloth in like a cardboard box. Where she got
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: the box from, that's neither here nor there, and the
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: villain is talking about the vote or whatever, and then
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Emily comes in and as like being a total cunt
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: or uh asshole the ad gender neutral term unless you
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: don't have a butthole. So anyways, and then the evil
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: girl like pushes the box and it falls off yeah,
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: down the off the ledge of the stairs. I was
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: like fuck. And then nobody's like this is this is
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: not this is not legal. These are college educated women,
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: these are not kids anymore, so they should have been like, no,
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: this is illegal, this is not appropriate. Where did you
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: get this from? They answer ask questions.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Well, I think at this time too, everybody in the
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: house is like twenty four or something like that. Yeah, oh,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I know, I guess it's probably like juniors, sophomores. Yeah,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: no more freshmen. So they're nineteen to twenty two.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so they should have and they're in college.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: But I guess college, you know, I guess if you're
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: in that scam, then you're probably not that bright. But
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: the house mother should say something too.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: She could have been too drunk even there.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, who is a house house? We need to do
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: some research on house mothers too, because I want to
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: know more about that job. So it's a seasonal job.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Is they live on site at the house, I'm assuming
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: do they are? Is it kind of like a nun
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: like they're not married or anything? Like I want to
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: know more about, like what type of person does this
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: or is it just like this woman where she just
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: couldn't let go of?
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would assume the house mothers whoever is like
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: the senior or the oldest person, not oldest person, but
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: whoever has been there the longest. That's what I assumed.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: And then once they graduate they leave. Yeah, so I.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Don't know, but like so Emily would have probably become
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: the president, and then or she does become the president
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: spoiler alert, and then eventually she's an adult, she continues
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: to stay there and supervise these girls, So her life
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: if this didn't happen would end up just like Madeline
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: or whatever her name is.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Well, during the scene, I think Emily's like, yeah, why
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: did you stay?
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: And so I think it is supposed to. I think
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: we're supposed to believe that this is a rarity. I
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: think she wasn't supposed to stay sixteen years.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Well, the in house Bunny, it's all of my research
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: on sororities comes from like b like c D movies
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: House Bunny with Anna fars So the house mother, and
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: that is Anna Faris, but then the other house mother
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: is Beverly DeAngelo.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, yeah, so.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: And then who else is that? Not Chet Hanks? Who's
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: the other Hanks brought boy Malcolm I don't know his name.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: I know I know Chet and uh White Boys Summer
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Super inappropriate song like not anyway, it's chat yeah, And
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: that's what you give when Rida Wilson has a kid.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Rida Wilson.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I know. I heard some of the interview recently. Uh
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: what uh somebuddy who was an interviewer and asked about
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: her husband's all this tweets and everything she's saying. She's like, well,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: that's not what he was trying to say. And everything.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: But is that the same person.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Nope, I think I'm talking about the lady from uh
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Curby Enthusiasm.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm talking I'm talking about his wife because I
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: put Tom Hanks's wife in the same category as like
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Kathy Lee Gifford, like where they aren't really good at anything,
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: but they have rich husbands so then they get to
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: act with their singers. Anyways, I don't hate Rida Wilson,
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: but I just don't really care for her AnyWho.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I was thinking of Cheryl Hines. Sorry.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so disappointed with her.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she looks so skinny.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she looks like it was there. Anna Kendrick in
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: like thirty years Oh sidebar Marissa super fan of the podcast.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: She does not understand the fixation on Anna Kendrick, either
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: your hate or my finding her you finding her attractive.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: She seems really nice, she can sing, and she's really pretty.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: But how does that for banging? How does that help?
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Well? I wouldn't want to like try to bang someone
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: that's like like really mean.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Oh right, sorry, but I don't want her to do
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: that little like while while I'm trying to make love
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: to her, her do that stupid like what she's doing
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: like we're doing Donkey style and she's just like doing
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: cups or whatever. Kendrick. Okay, so one of the henchman
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: hitchmen of the Evil Sorority Gal is like at a
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: party or something, takes the sloth out to the woods
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: or whatever Jesus, uh just right outside the house, and
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: there's like thunder and lightning. So it's like, I'm gonna
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: abandon you and get rid of you because the real
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: mean storty girl shoulder too.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So there's like a big party or whatever, and
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: I love saying or whatever. It was a big party,
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: and the blonde hench woman takes the sloth outside and
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: just like ten feet away from the house and just
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: leaves them out there and like thunder lightning that day.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh so I think we're supposed to believe
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: this either takes place I'm assuming in America, right, Yeah,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: and so she should know that, like, sauce aren't native
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: to America, or even if it was Serbia and I
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: just looked it up, sauce aren't native to Serbia either,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: So this lady should have been like, well, I'm just
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: gonna throw like it's gonna die it's gonna die out there.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: At least if it's at the house, it has like
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: a chance to like chill by the pool later on.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: You know, what she should have done was take it
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: to like animal control, Yeah, something like all right, that
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: would have also so gotten the sloth out of the house,
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: got to just a spot. And also it would have
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: I'm sure that Emily would have got some kind of
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: citation or something on the record than the evil girl.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: So maybe the evil one's not the evil one. Maybe
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: it's Emily. And so I do have somebody to share
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: valid Yeah, so I do have somebody to share with
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: you that might be illegal. So we talk about species,
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: like people are like bringing goldfish into like ponds and
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: then they get like super fucking huge. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: so is that illegal?
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: I think so. I think it can fuck up the whole.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: There are some birds in New York that got brought
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: over and like the sixteen hundreds that like fucked up
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: a bunch of shit and they're still there today, but
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: they like fucked up a bunch of crops and they
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: killed a bunch of other birds and stuff. So it
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: can really have a devastating effect.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: So listener and Andy, you guys know this. So during springtime,
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: I go to flower festivals like hardcore, Like I go
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Tulip Festival, Iris Festival, Dahlia Festival, Rose Festival. There's so
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: many festivals in Oregon. So I went to the Tulip
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Festival and the Wildflower Festival at the Tulip Farm sidebar.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: I bought a bunch of packets of wildflower seeds. Okay,
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: so I go places and I just throw wildflower But
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: is that illegal?
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: No, I don't. I don't think so because.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: They're wildflowers and they're from Oregon, so okay, so it's
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: not gonna go into like Ethiopia and doing it right.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a really funny patent Al's skin about going
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: to flower places in Oregon because every time he comes
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: to Orgon he likes to go visit the flower places.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he goes some of them you can tell.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, the dudes back in the day
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: that I used to like do flowers. You can you
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: can definitely tell that they were like the nerd comic
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: book guys that they're like, I'm gonna make you know anyways,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: you should listen to it. And he goes some of
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: those flower names are just like horrible, like gold Trude Bluth,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: horrible names. But it's a really funny ski.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Uh my co workers when he was younger, he I
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: think you made his comment before, but how you looked
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: when the girls were young that he looked like fred
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Durst And he kind of looks like fred Durst now. So,
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: but when he was younger, he worked at a florist
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: place just to pick up girls, and but he looked
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: like fred Durst.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: That's why I joined drama because I was like a
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: lot of girls in dramas.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: So yeah, something like that that he was like arranging
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: flowers and then being like yeah, well that give me
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: that Yeah, oh nice, yeah, oh my gosh. Okay. So
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: the henchwoman like goes back inside and like the sloth
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: guys like kills her or poisons her or something like
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: roofy's her. So she's like paralyzed on the ground on
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: her back, but she's still like visually like you know, alert,
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: and then it's just perfect. Every time it's like that
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: trobe of like the lightning strikes and then the sloth
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: moves closer and closer.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: That's the trailer I saw, and I was like we
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: got to see this movie, and that's the trailer we
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: saw where like, we have to see it in theaters,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: but I kept looking. I didn't see it come in theaters,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: but so yeah, we had rent it right when it
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: came out.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine if this movie, because this movie is
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: rated PG thirteen, Oh, can you imagine if it was r.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: That's actually in my notes one of the things I
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: wish it was Gorrier. Yeah, that's one of the only things.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: But I thought that it was great, Like, no, it's
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: still an amazing fun movie. I just personally wish it
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: was a little bit more gory.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Like if it was like slother House mixed with like Terrifier,
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: three terrifiers. Yet he like takes a chainsaw and like
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: devour somebody's genitals. So like if if the sloth was
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: doing that, like crawls in through their mouth and comes
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: out of the vagina, yeah, or butthole or something.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe somewhere between that.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: I can't like. I like Terrifier because it's so campy
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: and b movie, especially the third one. It kind of
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: feels like Barberrella, like that seventies movie with Jane Fonda,
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: So it kind of feels like that tacky nostalgia. But
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: those scenes when I'm eating my like movie theater, nachos
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: or popcorn, I can't watch a gender or gender or
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: a genital mutilation.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Hey, that's don't feel bad about that. I think you're
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: not alone. No one.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: People are just like with that nonsense. Okay, So so
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: she did. They never explained throughout the movie where the
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: dead bodies go or who cleans up all the blood.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: So there's got to be a scene out there of
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: like the sloth like mopping.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't think about that. You're right there.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all these girls are like missing because then there's
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: like a montage of him just murdering the sorority sisters. Yeah,
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: and nobody notices.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Well, there's really and there's a little bit of dialogue
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: that one girl put on her Instagram that she's moving.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, if he has.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Like ten people all move at the same time within
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: a few days, you'd probably be like, well, something's going on,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: right guys.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I love this this two that oh the
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: sloth's name is Alpha, which I just love. So I
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: love that. The scene so they're playing, are the girls
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: playing like dogs not dodge about like volleyball or something
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: or some kind of game. And I love that the
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: house mother does the countdown and then when it gets
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: to you know, one, Alpha blows the whistles. So like
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: al is like, was that word again that we discovered?
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, something like that. That's probably.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: I did some research and apparently Alpha was originally going
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: to be played by Anna Kendrick because she is kind
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: of anamorphic or whatever.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably really nice though this to be given
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: like back massage something.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Or uh, she might Okay, let's not do some research.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: I feel like Anna Kendrick has like an uncle or
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: a dad that's like a movie producer, like George, and yeah,
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: I feel like there's some kind of like if she
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: did do this on her own. But also, I'm gonna
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: sidebar really quick. She directed her first movie like a
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: year ago on like Netflix or whatever, and it was
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: called like the Luckiest Woman or whatever. It's like the
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: true story of the dating show serial Killer that he was. Oh,
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: and she donated all of the money she made to
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: charity bitch and I'm good at her. Yeah, so I'm
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: gonna like, actually, she probably shouldn't have made that, but
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: she's kind of capitalizing on that Explorer exploiting it if exploitive,
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: like exploit it. Yeah, I could see that she donated
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: all the money though, so I'm like good for her.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So like that's kind of that thing, like by
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: doing a bad thing, if it's a good outcome, is
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: it worth it?
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Did you? Did you see the Kristen Bell the controversy.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: So it's her anniversary. Christa Bell is like amazing, it's
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: her anniversary with Dax Shephard. She posted a picture on
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: her Instagram, and she's out there promoting her new like
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: the season two of her new show or her renewed show. Anyway,
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: she posted a picture of Dax and the caption was,
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna read it really quick because this is the controversy.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: And keep in mind, listener, it's domestic violence Awareness month.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: What was her name again, Kristen Bell?
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: If it's I just feel like he's just based off
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: the interviews with them, he was like a real piece
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: of shit, you know.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, so she does not taken it down yet. Happy
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: twelfth wedding anniversary to the man who once said to me,
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: I would never kill you. A lot of men have
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: killed their wives at a certain point, even though I'm
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: heavily incentivized to kill you. I would never.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that is a weird thing to put
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: on your Instagram.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, my husband said that he wants to kill me.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: A lot of men have killed their wives, but he's
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: not going to kill me. That's a weird thing to
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: post on Instagram for a twelve anniversary when you're trying
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: to promote a show.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's a very odd things.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: I love that she hasn't taken it down though. But anyway,
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: So Kristen BELLI come on, okay, but I've said so
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: much worse to this podcast, so AnyWho. Okay, So there's
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: like the whole like montage of Alpha killing everybody and
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: then this law keeps killing the sorority sisters. Like I said,
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: I don't really understand why. I love that. That's weird.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: That's okay, that foot in my mouth, the flaw. Alpha
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: is acting like such an okay, fucking loved the part
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: of the montage where he's kind of doing like an
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: ET thing and kind of lined up with the other
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: stuff animals and then just she's like what is this
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: and then he just lunges at her. It's so good,
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: And then we start to realize that Alpha is computer
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: savvy and like social media savvy and takes selfies with
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: their corpses.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I just love it because it was in
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: the jungle and now it's here, and I love that
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: they don't have to explain. We just accept it because
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: it's fun and we're just having a fun time. And
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: I love that so much.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of the voice of reason and the household
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: is Emily's friend who's like, no, we didn't take this
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: and these animals is not appropriate to be our mascot.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: And then randomly she gets hit by a car. Yeah,
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: that's nothing to do with Alpha.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: So Emily goes with her friend mcclor deir dra and
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Deirdre's like having respiratory issues and can barely breathe, and
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: then she like tells because the vote tonight for president
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: is happening, and Emily's like, I'm gonna stay with you,
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: blah blah blah, and then the dear Dre's like, no, go.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Emily's like all right, by fucking quick, like don't go,
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Like this is a moment you need to spin with. Oh,
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: I keep spinning.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: One of my favorite moments is right before she gets
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: hit by the car though, when Uh the Sloth is
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: hanging out pool side and chugs it and just like
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: with the sun, I'm like, yeah, this is fucking incredible.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Anybody watching this movie is gonna have a good time.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Like that's one of my favorite scenes of like any movie.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was, no, it was listening to the music,
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: like I love that. So I'm thinking that originally the
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Alpha the Sloth liked Emily and then when he finds
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: the photo the selfie from early or that she took
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: with the dog, which is so fucking creepy. A sidebar,
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: if I found a dog, or like rescue a dog,
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: my first instinct wouldn't be to take a selfie with it.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: It'd be to like find the home.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Well, that's what I was wondering. I wonder if they're
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: trying to like do like a social commentary on how
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Instagram and social media influences people a lot, but I
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: feel like they're not. I don't. I can't, I couldn't.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm so confused about all the likes and
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: the people following, because it seems like they are trying
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: to do a social commentary on there. But maybe I'm
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: just missing it.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I think that that must be it.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: But then the sloth use it the sloth what's the
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: sloth's handle?
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I think it's killer slot.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: I love that there's a scene out there, or there
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: should be a scene out there of him or her
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: making an account and like getting verified.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: An email and everything. Yeah, but I think it does
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: show thousands of likes on the pictures of sloth is
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: taking Yeah, then when the dead people, so I guess
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: people would like it. Oh no, that's awful.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: So she's the sloth is using social media of disturbing
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: images to get followers. So I guess it is. But
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: I think that maybe the whole concept of a killer
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: sloth overshadows any type of social commentary that is there.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So, and then what I did when I was
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: watching it, I took a picture of me and my
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: dog watching it, watching it for social media. So I
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: guess I'm just like these story girls. Okay, So I
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: love Okay, let's go back to Oh okay, So Delilah
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: or Deerdre whatever is at the hospital and Alpha the
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: sloth looks on Emily's phone and is like, oh, this
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: is where Deirdre is. Fucking gets in a car and
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: drive I know.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: It's so goddamn good. Yeah, yeah, the angles of the
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: hands like shifting and just it's so fucking funny. Yeah,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I would.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: If I was a part of this like movie, I
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: would just be dying laughing all the time the.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Way you can take it serious, like oh man, and
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: they don't explain why I can drive. But again, and
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: it's so fucking good. It's so damn good.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: And how bizarre would it be to be Deerser or
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: whatever her name is. Like in the hospital, all of
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: a sudden, there's like a sloth. The sloth is up
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: there and like suffocates her with a pillow. Oh my gosh.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: And then that's a trope that I do not like
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: about horror movies though, is a vacant hospital. Hospitals are
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: always busy and always chaotic, but in movies they're always
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: abandoned and there's no one nearby, so that is kind
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: of annoying.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: And if I was getting suffocated through pillow, I would
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: like shake, and then I would just stop shaking on
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: purpose and just wait till they give up.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's a sloth. Like I'm glad it was
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: a female sloth. I think that's a good angle too anywo,
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: so and there should have been also seen when Alpha
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: takes like a sidebar and goes to like Del Taco
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: or something, gets gets some food.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Gets a coffee at like the hospitals, like coffee.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: So when they go back, uh, they do the voting
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: and everything and Emily and is a spoiler alert winning.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: But again they're like in some underground tunnel or whatever,
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: but like beautiful lighting and everything. It's just so maybe
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: that's how it is. I don't know. I wasn't in
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: this sword. I went to community college and dropped out,
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: so I don't know.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: I think they did, say the Sordi houses hundreds like
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: I think it was like an eighteen forty or something, so.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Maybe they did a lot of tunnels back then.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: I guess. I didn't like that how they did the
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: voting though, because they tried to make it really intense
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: by them counting it. But they were face like when
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: you went up, when you will go up to vote,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: there's a bowl and you throw either a white flower
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: or blue flower in there. Everybody can see what flower
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: you're putting in there. You didn't have to like pull
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: them out and count.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: You can see. So other than that, I mean, yeah,
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: they should have somebody probably should have been counting as they.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Were, yeah, or put like a screen over it, so
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: then you know, nobody knows who's voting for who.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, but they did a lot
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: of like jerky motions like the lesbian one did. Okay,
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: So she ends up winning, and then all help breaks
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: leaves at the at the party or whatever, and then
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: a lot of the women go down to like the
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: showers to do like a trust shower or whatever, and
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: I'm like, this isn't gonna go well. So the sloth
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: ends up murdering all of them except for the lesbian,
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: and which I guess I shouldn't. Earlier I was saying
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: how progressive it was for her not to be identified
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: as the lesbian, and thus I am calling her the
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: lesbian throughout the episode. So two steps forward, three steps back. Yeah. Okay.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: So the best death scene I think ever, or one
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: of the top death scenes in horror movie history is
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Missus May Miss Mayflowers the house Mother the death scene.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Man, you and I spend too much time together because
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: I wrote on my uh, I go, uh, this should
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: have been nominated for an Oscar and I even put
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: top ten best death scenes ever exclamation point, not just
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: from a horror movie.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: Or it's so freaking good, I think we need can
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: we play a clip? Yes, okay, because that scene where
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: she's like Emily's being such a fucking asshole when this
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: woman's dyeing.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: It's so good. And then when E's like, oh wait, wait,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: wait for the clip right now, when it's like, wait,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: so you were you were just hoping that we were
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: going to nominate out of the blue, without us knowing
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: you wanted this.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Oh and then the socks thing, Oh man, oh my god.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I steal your.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah to be cool.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: So I don't think on my death. I don't know,
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: I've never died before, but I don't really want to
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: like say those kinds of things.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: So good. Yeah, she's like, I should have done that.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I I have a lot of agree ors. I should
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: have done something with my life. It's the dea Sine
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: is incredible. Yeah, so good.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: And then yeah, so the the chicks get murdered or
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: girls or women women get murdered in the shower, and
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: then one by one the other ones are getting murdered.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: I don't recall. Now they think about out how the
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: villain gets murdered.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: She does it, she almost does, but Emily saves her,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: and then the villain, instead of helping Emily runs off
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: because she's too scared.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, so the villain lives yep, and then the boyfriend
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: shows up for some reason. So what happened there?
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I think he saw on Instagram thelo yep. It seems like, yeah,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, come on, that's just like okay, what else
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: could have happened?
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: I would have I think if I saw that, I
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: would be like, Okay, these sorority sisters are having a
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: fake account, making it look like the sloth is killing people.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: That's where my head would go. It wouldn't go to
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: the sloth has his own social media. It's murdering people.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: But I guess Gus Gus has his own social media.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: Gus Gus underscored the dog please.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we don't know really what Gus Gusts is
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: up to.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Somebody's capable of He's by driving around right now.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: The craziest thing I thought was one, two, three four.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: A podcast.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: There used to be Lost the size of elephants. Although
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: they spend most of the time in the trees, Lost
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: are surprisingly good swimmers. It takes lost three days to
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: digest the least. Say yeah, Lost have the lowest metabolic
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: rate of any mammal, which means that it takes them
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: a long time to digest anything. Acast what a coldback podcast?
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: In a podcast?
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Andy, what's a coldback?
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Wow? With some good facts? And I guess that makes
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: sense at the beginning, like the opening scene where it's like,
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: you know it was a good swimmer, so it killed
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: the alligator. Yeah, yeah, wow. And they were as big
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: as elephants.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Back in the giants back in the day.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: That could be Now they're prequel, like a.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Prehistorical God, damn it, man, we're just cude, yeah and
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: do what? Yeah?
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Just la like work at a bowling alley.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Why aren't we supposed to do something here? I can't remember?
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, So I at this point I was completely gone,
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: and I like, I got up to make food, and
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: like when I pause stuff, it sometimes logs me out.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: So I don't think I really like fully finished the
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: last like five minutes.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Of the movie.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: So that's good preparation work. So what happens at the end,
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: So they she.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Beats she stabs the sloth of the sword and then
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: they're about to walk away, but the sloth like leaves,
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: so she's like, fuck, and so everybody else leaves, but
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Emily's like, I gotta take this thing out, so she
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: ends up shooting the sloth a bunch, but then it
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: like goes away. So I think they leave a room
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: for a sequel. I don't think it's like dead Dead correctly.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: But at the end of the entire movie, they are
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: doing like an outreach program about not owning animals that
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: you shouldn't own at the college campus, and the bad
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: lady's helping him. I love that.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: So she was kind of and she what did she
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: do that was so wrong?
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: I guess you just thought of people less than her.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: I guess really, But then I think having a murderous
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: sloth made her realize that everybody.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: Oh God, So I'm I'm gonna have to have like
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: a murderous uh. What's that animal? Uh? I can't think
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: of an animal? What's an animal? A bat? I'm to
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: have a murderous bat attack me for me to like
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: reconcile with like Mandy Moore and Kendrick so and Seth
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: I'm never gonna like Seth Meyers forget about I can't sure.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: But anyways, I thought, what did you think of the
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: movie rewatching it?
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Uh, it's just as gives the first time, because I didn't.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: I think I watched it. It probably right when it
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: came out, so I haven't seen it for a year
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: or two. It came out in twenty twenty. Oh yeah,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: two years. I guess that's hard math. But at the
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: end of the movie too, For some reason, I put
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: when it says home at the end, I laughed so much.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Maybe instead of the end it says home. I can't
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: remember now. Anyways, it's interesting. No, I would give this
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: a three toe or hold on because there's three toes sloths,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: I'll give it no because I really like I'll give
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: it six for both hands. I'd give it six, uh
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: toes out of seven.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: There's those, you know, like gardening tools. There's like a
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: small hand shovel, but there's also like a small hand
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: rake that has three claws. I wonder if that's made
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: at designed after sloths.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Since we're talking about gardening tools, we should pat and
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: pend it. Didn't you have an idea by shovel? Yes,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: I was trying to tell about So.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: It's two shovels and one buy shovel.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: But it's not like next to each other, right, aren't
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: they like.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: They're on top of each other. Yeah, they're kind of staggered.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna we need to invent, like make a prototype.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: So listener if you know any investments like hedge fund
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: managers or whatever they're called, Like, we need to make
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: a prototype and take like the home and Garden shows.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: I think we should. How much does it to like
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: have a booth at the Home and Garden show?
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Probably not much.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: We should really think about doing that and just and
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: just be like doing demonstrations.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: It's two stuffles at once. What are you accused about?
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: How many do you want to buy? AnyWho? Okay, so
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: I do have some reviews really quick about this, so
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: so the review of the ratings. I have reviews and ratings.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: So I'm this is from a watcher. I'm rating it
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: here because it's so bad. Four letters convey this movie starting.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: Oh wait, wait they really wrote this poor I copied
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: and pasted it. This is on them. So a four
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: letter word conveys this perfectly. It starts with an S
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: and ends with a T. High is the middle. It
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: would be they did a lot of work on that one,
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: they could just say it's ship, yeah exactly. Anyways, this
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: is the part of this that I fell in love with.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: The Veloci Pastor was better, and that is saying something.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: I love good camp, but this ain't it. I love
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: that they reference Veloc of Pastor in a review. I
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: feel fabulous.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: It is not everybody. I think there are someone else,
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: but I think if you if you watch these types
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: of movies, you've probably watched like troll To the Robot
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Girl movie, The Room, you know. I think there's a
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: type of people who watch these types of movies, so
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: it doesn't make sense a little bit. But I love
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: that we just fucking didn't. Yeah, that's wonderful.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Circle. And there's this squirrel that I'm following on TikTok,
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: but it's a squirrel puppet and it does Taylor Swift songs,
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: so I feel like a sloth puppet like that level
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: would be like the Veloci Pasture, you know. Budget.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: The other review that I grabbed was this is one
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: of the worst films I've ever watched. I would rather
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: drink battery acid and pour bleach in my eyes before
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: watching it again.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Geez, fuck, that's awful. I mean, I mean, I've never
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: seen I don't know, I've really hated that Super Mario movie,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: the New One. Yeah, that new Bob Marlin movie was
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: fucking bad too.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: I don't think there's any movie that I would pour
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: bleach on my eyeballs. There were pretty some insufferable movies,
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: but okay, so a bit from the okay. A guy
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: named Stuart Heritage from the Guardian described it as a masterpiece,
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: praising its humor as tremendously funny and stating that it
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: surpasses all expectations.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: And then, yeah, but what expectations. Well, no, I guess
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: you know, if the movie is called slother House going
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: into it, you know, actually that does kind of bring
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: up expectations to be fun and good. So yeah, that
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: makes sense.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: So while Sam Haysome from Mashable I Don't know what
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: the fuck that is said that the movie was irritated,
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: had irritating dialogue and one dimensional characters, William Earl from
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: Variety stated that this killer Sloth creature feature isn't funny
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: or scary enough to justify its thin premise. This movie
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: could be about nothing, this movie but that that sloth
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: was like perfectly casted or like designed the.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Way they had to move and everything of it.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: It was just my only thing that would prevent this
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: from being like a five star movie is well I
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: got two stoned, so I didn't finish it the second
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: time I watched it. The movie, Yeah, and I would
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: have liked a little bit, like maybe another one or
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: two scenes with the house mother, like maybe something going
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: on with that, like them sunbathing together, like them doing
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: something maybe fun together, like crocheting.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Going to the good trying to pick up dudes or something.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, Yeah, there's a there's a there's
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: like a white trash because it was just like, you know,
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: that would be perfect. That's not only from five star.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: That did remind me of the dialogue because I was
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: thinking about it while I wrote in my notes. I
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: forgot to say, there really isn't that much dialogue in
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: this movie, but the way they say the dialogue gets
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: it from point A to point B every single time.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: So I do understand, like it's not gonna be the
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: best dialogue, but I don't think you need great dialogue
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: for a movie called slaughter House. The overall the acting
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: they all did, okay, nobody was great, but nobody was awful.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Like I think the lesbian lady was the best, probably
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: because I think she put her in Her character was
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: probably the best I think out of everybody. But overall,
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: I think it's a really fun movie.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a clear premise. There was hurdles along
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: the way. There was like roadblocks like the the friend
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: who gets injured that by a car had done to do.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: With and the if they do out like big tall
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: shots of that area, the person in the car would
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: have seen them so long before they actually got it.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a big event going on. So I
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: love that. A listener, let us know what you think
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: of slather House. I'm hoping, I'm manifesting that there will
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: be a sequel to it. I think almost like a
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: shared you know, it was like a DC like Marvel
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: universe of different killer animals would be great like that
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: would be goldfish, like a like a Dinasa. No, they've
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: done that was another animal real quick Flamingo. Uh Turkey.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: Turkey would be good for like Thanksgiving. Yeah, that would
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: be a good one, like the Attack of the Turkeys,
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: you know, I think.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: For Thanksgiving. Yeah, I think there is like a bad
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: horror Thanksgiving movie we should do.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: That I like it. I love these quote bad movies
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: are sodger.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: I think there's much fun because you know it's gonna
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: be kind of cheesy and but it's entertaining and so
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: you get like an hour and a half of just
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: like vibing. You don't have to worry about anything. I
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: want agree with you.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: I love that. All right, listener, listen up. So we
• 58:10
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• 58:12
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• 58:16
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• 58:45
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• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Nothing? Really, Just check out the Dad Daughter and Diplomas.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: We had a really good fun episode where near the
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: end it was kind of Jane goodl versus Bill and I.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: So we know that.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty funny.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: That would be a really good if they ever rebooted
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Celebrity Death Match.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Oh sure, yeah. Yeah. Well my thing was I was like,
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: I think Jane Goodall would win because because she would
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: have all the gorillas killed Bill and I.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: And then Maddie goes, just in that one sentence, you
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: just ruined her whole life of study. Yeah, that's the
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: whole point she was making is they're not violent animals.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: But aren't they like incredibly violent. I don't know.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: I don't really know. I never I don't. I think
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: if they're like pushed, I think so, but I.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: Think to each other they are they're violent, Yeah.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: Because I think it's some dude with like the alpha
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: male and stuff, and it's like real violent.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: I just remember in the nineties. We should probably talk
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: about this soon too. There's that movie Congo with Tim Curry.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: Tim Curry's in it, yeah, and now, yeah that put
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: the bad taste in my mouth with gorillas. And then
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: Jane Goodall came around and I was like, uh, this
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: is she needs to watch Congo.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: She's like, I've lived with them, but is nothing with
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: ice Cube?
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: Oh? I don't know, it might be yeah.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: Probably ice Cube.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Wait, wasn't he an Anacondah?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never seen either one of those.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: Anaconda has John Voyd and j Lo.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never seen that because snakes gross me out.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you got j Lo, that's true. Yeah, all right, listener,
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• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: in Congo, Laura Lenny is the main lady. Yeah, she's
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: she's cute AnyWho. And then yeah, oh, Bruce Campbell's in
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: it too. Yeah, you need to watch Conda, Okay, and
• 1:00:32
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